1 00:00:00,494 --> 00:00:01,744 Yeah, I'm finally in. 2 00:00:02,619 --> 00:00:04,202 Your sister's just in for the day. 3 00:00:04,285 --> 00:00:06,118 -Oh, yeah? -Just to observe. 4 00:00:07,661 --> 00:00:08,993 Rhea, we got her. 5 00:00:09,077 --> 00:00:10,118 The family trusts her. 6 00:00:10,202 --> 00:00:11,786 You get her on board, that's huge. 7 00:00:11,869 --> 00:00:14,577 I want Pierce, but it only works if we meet fast. 8 00:00:14,661 --> 00:00:16,202 On behalf of the Pierce family, 9 00:00:16,285 --> 00:00:18,744 the message would be a typically balanced, nuanced, 10 00:00:18,827 --> 00:00:21,285 and objective "fuck off." 11 00:00:21,869 --> 00:00:23,327 -MAN: Shooter! -Excuse me, excuse me. 12 00:00:23,410 --> 00:00:25,369 -What's going on? -We just want to get you safe. 13 00:00:25,452 --> 00:00:27,035 Where's Kendall, is he safe? 14 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:30,243 ATN segment producer, it was a suicide. 15 00:00:30,661 --> 00:00:32,494 We did have one thing to mention. 16 00:00:32,577 --> 00:00:33,827 Twenty-four billion dollars. 17 00:00:33,911 --> 00:00:34,952 And they can trust me. 18 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:37,786 Would it be okay for me to maybe go to another department? 19 00:00:38,452 --> 00:00:39,869 -(YELLING) -Stop pelting me! 20 00:00:39,952 --> 00:00:41,202 -(YELLING) -Security! 21 00:00:41,285 --> 00:00:43,452 We are not building a ride that you came up with 22 00:00:43,535 --> 00:00:45,535 on your first day of management training, Roman. 23 00:00:45,619 --> 00:00:47,327 Technically, I'm your fucking boss. 24 00:00:47,535 --> 00:00:49,369 Go to bed and masturbate all your ideas out. 25 00:00:49,452 --> 00:00:50,410 Maybe I will. 26 00:00:50,494 --> 00:00:52,369 You disgusting little pig. 27 00:00:53,118 --> 00:00:54,661 What the fuck is going on between you and Dad? 28 00:00:54,744 --> 00:00:56,993 -Did he make you an offer? -It's not gonna be me. 29 00:00:57,285 --> 00:00:58,494 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 30 00:01:10,118 --> 00:01:12,243 -(HORNS BLARING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 31 00:01:25,702 --> 00:01:30,786 (SHIV ROY BREATHES DEEPLY) 32 00:01:31,993 --> 00:01:33,786 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 33 00:01:35,285 --> 00:01:36,577 Thanks, Richard. 34 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:38,369 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 35 00:01:38,452 --> 00:01:40,035 SHIV: Hey! 36 00:01:40,118 --> 00:01:41,619 -TOM: Hey! -Hi! 37 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:43,035 TOM: Hey, how are you? You made it! How was London? 38 00:01:43,118 --> 00:01:44,035 Yeah. (KISSES) 39 00:01:44,118 --> 00:01:45,202 -Good. Yeah. -Yeah? You okay? 40 00:01:45,285 --> 00:01:46,327 SHIV: Yeah, I'm fine. 41 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:47,577 Uh... Where's... Is Ken here? Is-- 42 00:01:47,661 --> 00:01:49,077 -Uh... I don't know! -Is Rom? 43 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,285 I don't know. So, are... you okay? What did you do? 44 00:01:51,369 --> 00:01:54,035 -Who did you see? -Uh... Yeah, it was a blur. 45 00:01:54,118 --> 00:01:55,619 -Are you okay? -I'm okay. 46 00:01:56,744 --> 00:01:57,744 I'm just preoccupied. 47 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:59,786 Okay. But you don't think that-- 48 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:01,452 -What? -You don't think it could be 49 00:02:01,535 --> 00:02:02,911 -today that he... -What? 50 00:02:02,993 --> 00:02:04,369 -...might announce you? -No. 51 00:02:05,369 --> 00:02:07,494 But... 52 00:02:07,577 --> 00:02:10,369 Yeah, you know, full family briefing pre-departure 53 00:02:10,452 --> 00:02:11,911 to the Pierces', where... 54 00:02:11,993 --> 00:02:13,827 it would be smart to have someone to announce, so... 55 00:02:13,911 --> 00:02:15,035 -Yes. -Yeah. 56 00:02:15,118 --> 00:02:16,702 Okay. Well, why didn't you say, honey? 57 00:02:16,786 --> 00:02:18,369 Because it probably isn't, so would you relax? It's-- 58 00:02:18,452 --> 00:02:19,619 I am relaxed. I'm just excited. 59 00:02:19,702 --> 00:02:21,702 Richard! Hail, my fellow toilerman. 60 00:02:21,786 --> 00:02:23,285 I have returned from real America, 61 00:02:23,369 --> 00:02:24,952 bearing the gift of sight. 62 00:02:25,035 --> 00:02:26,827 -SHIV: How was summer camp? -Hmm? What's that? 63 00:02:26,911 --> 00:02:29,952 Didn't catch that. I've been down in the salt mines so long 64 00:02:30,035 --> 00:02:31,702 with my fellow Johnny Lunchpails, 65 00:02:31,786 --> 00:02:33,160 I no longer speak One-Percent. 66 00:02:33,243 --> 00:02:35,160 SHIV: Mm, Roman, you were slinging candy apples, 67 00:02:35,243 --> 00:02:36,827 not digging the Panama Canal. 68 00:02:36,911 --> 00:02:39,035 ROMAN ROY: I've seen the world for how it really is, Siobhan, 69 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:41,993 and it has changed me. I'm a kettle corn shoveler, 70 00:02:42,077 --> 00:02:44,577 here to show you frilly clit-flickers the truth. Hi! 71 00:02:44,661 --> 00:02:45,661 MARCIA ROY: Mm. 72 00:02:45,744 --> 00:02:47,661 ROMAN: Mwah! Hey, Con. 73 00:02:47,744 --> 00:02:49,786 How's the hooker with the heart of gold? 74 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:52,285 ...and, you know, I think that could be a way in. 75 00:02:52,369 --> 00:02:56,535 (CHUCKLES) Ho! Hello! Thanks, all. Um... 76 00:02:56,619 --> 00:03:02,410 Cars are waiting. But first, some announcements. 77 00:03:02,494 --> 00:03:04,993 -Frank. -So, as you know, 78 00:03:05,077 --> 00:03:07,452 the good news is that the Pierces are entertaining 79 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,869 our offer, but, bad news, they're inquiring about 80 00:03:09,952 --> 00:03:12,327 your moral character, hence this weekend. 81 00:03:12,410 --> 00:03:13,993 LOGAN ROY: They all wanna look us in the teeth. 82 00:03:14,077 --> 00:03:16,786 Right. They want our 24 billion, but they also wanna be able 83 00:03:16,869 --> 00:03:19,702 to ensure the integrity of their news outlets 84 00:03:19,786 --> 00:03:21,827 -into the future. -LOGAN: And I want an onion 85 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:24,369 -to taste like a fucking peach, but there you go. -(FRANK VERNON LAUGHS) 86 00:03:24,452 --> 00:03:26,744 Before we waste a weekend, can I just check 87 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:28,702 why this time is gonna be different, Dad? 88 00:03:28,786 --> 00:03:29,952 Lack of readership. 89 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:32,118 PGM is getting outflanked left and right. 90 00:03:32,202 --> 00:03:33,535 The whole edifice is crumbling. 91 00:03:33,619 --> 00:03:37,327 Oof! Well, that just screams, "Bye, bye, bye!" 92 00:03:37,410 --> 00:03:39,243 (INHALES) I--I'm kidding. I get it. 93 00:03:39,327 --> 00:03:42,202 FRANK: Even Nan, the queen bee, is feeling the squeeze. 94 00:03:42,285 --> 00:03:44,535 The Pierce Family Trust has fractured. 95 00:03:44,619 --> 00:03:46,661 So, to ensure that everything goes smoothly, 96 00:03:46,744 --> 00:03:49,410 we have prepared a few do's and don'ts for the weekend. 97 00:03:49,494 --> 00:03:51,744 Oh, so, what, don't shit in the soup tureen? 98 00:03:51,827 --> 00:03:55,869 Topics to stay clear of: Ravenhead, ATN, Israel, 99 00:03:55,952 --> 00:03:58,202 Brightstar, and Cruise's rumor mill. 100 00:03:58,285 --> 00:04:01,202 -GERRI KILLMAN: Mm. -Steer onto gossip, investments, 101 00:04:01,285 --> 00:04:04,410 art, movies... Tittle-tattle. Wider cultural interests. 102 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,118 Well, what if your wider cultural interest 103 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:08,494 is hate-jerking to Instagram? Just asking for a friend. 104 00:04:08,577 --> 00:04:10,535 Ooh, me! She's talking about me. 105 00:04:10,619 --> 00:04:12,494 FRANCIS: What else? Oh, two drinks maximum. 106 00:04:12,577 --> 00:04:14,160 Not big drinkers. 107 00:04:14,243 --> 00:04:17,744 That's okay. Nobody here has any glaring substance abuse issues 108 00:04:17,827 --> 00:04:19,744 that almost brought down the company, right? 109 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:23,410 Tom, we may have to shake you up a little, push you around a bit. 110 00:04:23,494 --> 00:04:24,911 -Uh-huh? -GERRI: They hate ATN, 111 00:04:24,993 --> 00:04:27,118 -they hate our papers. -LOGAN: You're the strawman 112 00:04:27,202 --> 00:04:31,494 for the sins of ATN. Cane your haunches a bit, okay? 113 00:04:31,577 --> 00:04:34,243 Okay. Uh-huh. Could we--Could we may--perhaps-- 114 00:04:34,327 --> 00:04:37,035 -put the responsibility on Syd? -No, no, no, no. 115 00:04:37,118 --> 00:04:39,243 I know what you're saying, but no. We, uh... 116 00:04:39,327 --> 00:04:42,243 We need to wear the hair shirt, call you a shitbag, 117 00:04:42,327 --> 00:04:44,285 and say that we never watch. Right? 118 00:04:44,369 --> 00:04:45,661 Okay. Got it. Hair shirt. 119 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,661 LOGAN: Rhea and I will handle the big picture. 120 00:04:47,744 --> 00:04:50,202 Uh, remind me again, does Rhea work for the company? 121 00:04:50,285 --> 00:04:52,285 Uh, remind us, do you? 122 00:04:52,369 --> 00:04:54,285 I'm just asking if we really wanna entrust 123 00:04:54,369 --> 00:04:56,952 the fate of our company to another company's CEO. 124 00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:59,410 -We can trust Rhea. -SHIV: Okay. We don't know Rhea. 125 00:04:59,494 --> 00:05:01,827 -I know Rhea. -Who the fuck is Rhea? 126 00:05:01,911 --> 00:05:03,869 -SHIV: Exactly. -Guys, what dad is saying 127 00:05:03,952 --> 00:05:06,327 is, just know your role and execute, okay? 128 00:05:06,410 --> 00:05:07,786 Well, my worry is that Kendall 129 00:05:07,869 --> 00:05:10,202 may come across as too cool and likable. 130 00:05:10,285 --> 00:05:11,952 LOGAN: Thanks for all your help. 131 00:05:12,035 --> 00:05:17,202 We need this. Bagging Pierce is the key to our proxy defense. 132 00:05:17,285 --> 00:05:22,869 And the defense is life itself. See you at Plymouth Rock. 133 00:05:24,744 --> 00:05:26,952 -You okay. -Yeah. An hour late, 134 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,035 and make no secret where you've been. 135 00:05:29,118 --> 00:05:30,993 -KENDALL ROY: Yeah, we're good. -And, uh, 136 00:05:31,077 --> 00:05:33,494 keep clean this weekend, eh, killer? 137 00:05:33,577 --> 00:05:36,285 -ROMAN: Richard... -(ELEVATOR DINGS) 138 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:39,035 -Oh! Sorry about it. After you. -No, please. 139 00:05:39,118 --> 00:05:42,702 Yep. Chivalry is not... You know. (MUMBLES) 140 00:05:42,786 --> 00:05:46,993 -Shit before the shovel. -ROMAN: Allow me to be the shit. 141 00:05:47,077 --> 00:05:49,077 -LOGAN: Pinkie! -SHIV: Yeah. 142 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:55,494 Let them take care of the bottom-feeders. 143 00:05:55,577 --> 00:05:58,744 -We work on Nan. -Uh-huh. Okay. 144 00:05:58,827 --> 00:06:01,494 -Good cop, misogynist cop? -Ah, well, sure. 145 00:06:01,577 --> 00:06:03,494 You know, the woman thing? (CHUCKLES) 146 00:06:03,577 --> 00:06:06,369 -(CHUCKLES) Yeah. Well, yeah. -They like your politics. 147 00:06:06,452 --> 00:06:08,702 Okay. Uh-huh. Yeah. 148 00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:10,369 I know you don't like this buy. 149 00:06:10,452 --> 00:06:13,827 No, no, I--You know, I can see the logic. Yeah. 150 00:06:13,911 --> 00:06:15,452 -I guess. -Good, good. 151 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:18,160 Anyway, my baby soon. 152 00:06:21,118 --> 00:06:22,118 Hmm. 153 00:08:02,619 --> 00:08:06,619 So, how's it going? The course? 154 00:08:06,702 --> 00:08:11,369 Oh. Um, it's actually, you know, I mean, it's bullshit, 155 00:08:11,452 --> 00:08:13,327 but it's good. Yeah. 156 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:17,077 Ah, well, I'm proud of you, son. Getting back in there. 157 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:18,285 Thank you, Dad. 158 00:08:18,369 --> 00:08:19,827 But this weekend, don't mention it. 159 00:08:19,911 --> 00:08:22,327 Sounds like you're back in business kindergarten. 160 00:08:22,410 --> 00:08:24,035 Right. Thank you. 161 00:09:31,952 --> 00:09:34,993 Everybody smile. 162 00:09:35,077 --> 00:09:37,452 -I am smiling. -Yeah, not like a pervert. 163 00:09:40,327 --> 00:09:43,577 ROMAN: Wow, Jesus. Check out fucking Papa Smurf. 164 00:09:43,661 --> 00:09:45,369 Oh, this is too fucking weird already. 165 00:09:48,577 --> 00:09:51,077 -(LAUGHS) -NAN PIERCE: St. Francis of Assisi! 166 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:53,369 Are you ready for the rummage sale? 167 00:09:53,452 --> 00:09:55,869 (LAUGHS) You've brought me animals! 168 00:09:57,661 --> 00:10:00,911 Oh, welcome to Ternhaven, our city on the hill. 169 00:10:00,993 --> 00:10:03,160 -Nan Pierce. -LOGAN: Pleasure. 170 00:10:03,243 --> 00:10:05,410 I suppose you've been waiting for this moment 171 00:10:05,494 --> 00:10:07,243 for quite a while, haven't you, greedy-guts? 172 00:10:07,327 --> 00:10:10,118 -(LAUGHS) Well... -(LAUGHS) Teasing. Teasing! 173 00:10:10,202 --> 00:10:12,744 Well, uh, thank you for inviting us to your home. 174 00:10:12,827 --> 00:10:15,993 Well, I think we're gonna have fun getting a look 175 00:10:16,077 --> 00:10:17,452 at all of you, won't we? 176 00:10:17,535 --> 00:10:20,952 Uh, Nan, stop blabbing and let us at the canapés! 177 00:10:21,035 --> 00:10:23,118 (LAUGHTER) 178 00:10:23,202 --> 00:10:26,285 Come, come homeward. Promises to keep, 179 00:10:26,369 --> 00:10:30,494 and miles to go before we sleep. (LAUGHS) 180 00:10:30,577 --> 00:10:32,410 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 181 00:10:32,494 --> 00:10:34,702 SHIV: Hello, lovely to meet you. I've heard a lot about you. 182 00:10:34,786 --> 00:10:36,285 MARNIE PIERCE: Connor, I'm Marnie. Very nice... 183 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,661 CONNOR ROY: Pleasure. 184 00:10:37,744 --> 00:10:39,202 -MARNIE: Welcome. -RHEA JARRELL: Nice to meet you. 185 00:10:39,285 --> 00:10:40,202 GABRIEL PIERCE: Gabriel. Nice to meet you. 186 00:10:40,285 --> 00:10:41,452 SHIV: Shiv. 187 00:10:41,535 --> 00:10:42,661 -EDUARDO: Hello, Eduardo -SHIV: We've met before. 188 00:10:42,744 --> 00:10:44,744 LOGAN: So, how are we looking? 189 00:10:46,744 --> 00:10:48,577 Issue? 190 00:10:48,661 --> 00:10:53,202 RHEA: Naomi has flown in from Marin, which is... 191 00:10:53,952 --> 00:10:55,494 a nice surprise. 192 00:10:56,911 --> 00:10:58,661 What does that do to the math, then? 193 00:10:58,744 --> 00:11:01,369 Does she--Does she have a share? What does it mean? 194 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:05,160 RHEA: Well, it complicates it. 195 00:11:05,243 --> 00:11:07,827 So, why wasn't I prepared for this? 196 00:11:07,911 --> 00:11:11,035 Um... Because it's not my fucking job? 197 00:11:11,118 --> 00:11:14,243 -And ask your people? -So? 198 00:11:15,952 --> 00:11:19,160 RHEA: She usually sits these things out. 199 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:23,744 -She has major juice with Nan. -Could we do it without Nan? 200 00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:25,869 -Marnie! -MARNIE: Yes? 201 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:28,285 RHEA: Hey. You, me and a martini, now! 202 00:11:28,369 --> 00:11:29,786 -Oh, yes! -(RHEA LAUGHS, MURMURS) 203 00:11:56,452 --> 00:11:58,952 -(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 204 00:12:02,452 --> 00:12:03,494 Um... Oh. 205 00:12:05,077 --> 00:12:07,035 Oh... Penis cat. 206 00:12:07,118 --> 00:12:10,035 ROMAN: Mm. "This wine is triumphant"? 207 00:12:10,118 --> 00:12:12,077 -GERRI: Uh... -ROMAN: No? 208 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,952 -"Your vagina trumpets." -GERRI: Shh. 209 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,702 It's, uh, "I triumph in the truth." 210 00:12:17,786 --> 00:12:22,160 Oh! Right, of course, truth. Love it. It's the best, right? 211 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,369 Truth. He seems cool. 212 00:12:26,452 --> 00:12:30,327 Everyone. I promise not to interrupt your tipple for long, 213 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:32,744 but I just wanted to take a brief moment 214 00:12:32,827 --> 00:12:35,619 to welcome you to our funny little house 215 00:12:35,702 --> 00:12:37,285 and to let our guests know 216 00:12:37,369 --> 00:12:41,911 that what you're drinking is Hank Pierce's Break Bumper! 217 00:12:41,993 --> 00:12:43,494 ALL: The Break Bumper! 218 00:12:43,577 --> 00:12:46,035 The recipe is still, and no-one believes, 219 00:12:46,118 --> 00:12:49,577 from the wallet of Teddy Roosevelt's valet. 220 00:12:49,661 --> 00:12:51,744 -(NAN LAUGHS) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 221 00:12:51,827 --> 00:12:53,869 -NAN: Cheers, everyone. Cheers. -ALL: Cheers. 222 00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:54,952 NAN: Welcome. 223 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,702 -MARK PIERCE: Oh. -NAN: Mm! So... 224 00:12:56,786 --> 00:13:01,160 Yeah, I'm actually getting my second PhD right now in... 225 00:13:01,243 --> 00:13:03,243 -Oh! -...Africana Studies from Brown. 226 00:13:03,327 --> 00:13:05,577 Wow! So you'll be a double doctor? 227 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:08,452 (LAUGHS) Well, the second PhD is much harder. 228 00:13:08,535 --> 00:13:10,786 Yeah, five years is an absolute gauntlet. 229 00:13:10,869 --> 00:13:12,952 SHIV: Oh, I'm sure. But just think, yeah, 230 00:13:13,035 --> 00:13:14,869 once you're done, you won't have to waste the twelve seconds 231 00:13:14,952 --> 00:13:16,410 it takes to look up something on Wikipedia. 232 00:13:16,494 --> 00:13:19,410 -(TOM LAUGHS) -SHIV: But seriously, though, 233 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,744 you know, well done. It's quite an achievement. 234 00:13:21,827 --> 00:13:22,786 MARK: Yeah, thank you. 235 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:23,952 -Connor Roy! -Mm-hmm. 236 00:13:24,035 --> 00:13:25,786 -Maxim Pierce. (LAUGHS) -Hi. 237 00:13:25,869 --> 00:13:28,118 -The man who would be king, hmm? -(LAUGHS) 238 00:13:28,202 --> 00:13:31,702 Don Quixote of Iowa, tilting at straw polls! 239 00:13:31,786 --> 00:13:34,869 Yep. I've got a big old tent, and everyone's welcome. 240 00:13:34,952 --> 00:13:36,452 (BOTH LAUGH) 241 00:13:36,535 --> 00:13:39,035 -So, uh, are you in politics? -Sort of. Brookings Institute. 242 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:43,619 Ah, Brookings! Yes, of course, a fine, elite establishment. 243 00:13:43,702 --> 00:13:48,202 Oh, I didn't take you for a fan! I thought you were on the whole 244 00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:51,661 "abolish the federal reserve," "fluoride is poison," 245 00:13:51,744 --> 00:13:53,827 pissing in jars end of things. 246 00:13:53,911 --> 00:13:56,494 Uh, no, I'm actually on the liberty and justice for all 247 00:13:56,577 --> 00:13:58,744 end of things, but hey, different strokes! 248 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,535 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 249 00:14:01,619 --> 00:14:06,077 ROMAN: Mm. Here comes Ken. Spiraling down. 250 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:10,827 (LAUGHS) Uh, Rom, you remember Naomi? 251 00:14:10,911 --> 00:14:13,327 Ah! Yeah, that's right! From the--From the thing. 252 00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:14,702 -TABITHA: Yeah. -NAOMI PIERCE: Oh, the thing. 253 00:14:14,786 --> 00:14:16,744 Where you tried to order my family's legacy 254 00:14:16,827 --> 00:14:18,619 over the phone, like an Uber Eats. 255 00:14:18,702 --> 00:14:20,327 -Of course. -(CHUCKLES) Burn. 256 00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:22,160 -NAOMI: How are you? -That's the thing. 257 00:14:22,243 --> 00:14:25,118 Uh, you know, I'm well. I'm very well. 258 00:14:25,202 --> 00:14:27,786 I'm working real hard, you know. 259 00:14:27,869 --> 00:14:30,911 -Yeah? Hmm. -Yeah, no. Not at all, really. 260 00:14:30,993 --> 00:14:32,369 Maybe. Who knows. 261 00:14:32,452 --> 00:14:34,535 What he meant to say is that he's really passionate 262 00:14:34,619 --> 00:14:37,869 about maintaining the integrity of the customer-facing brands. 263 00:14:37,952 --> 00:14:39,869 -Wow. -(TABITHA LAUGHS) 264 00:14:39,952 --> 00:14:41,869 NAN: You have an interesting family. 265 00:14:41,952 --> 00:14:45,035 LOGAN: Yeah, I apologize for the lateness of my son. 266 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,577 -Oh, well. -He's been volunteering. 267 00:14:47,661 --> 00:14:49,869 Really? That's impressive. 268 00:14:49,952 --> 00:14:52,869 He has the time, even in the teeth of a takeover battle? 269 00:14:52,952 --> 00:14:54,452 -Well... -He's very capable. 270 00:14:54,535 --> 00:14:56,202 -A lot of bandwidth. -(MARCIA LAUGHS) 271 00:14:56,285 --> 00:14:59,243 Oh, it's wonderful to have such bandwidth, 272 00:14:59,327 --> 00:15:01,535 after everything that... You know. 273 00:15:01,619 --> 00:15:03,702 Uh... No, thank you, I'm... 274 00:15:03,786 --> 00:15:05,452 Rosa! Rosa, have a drink with us. 275 00:15:05,535 --> 00:15:07,202 Oh, I have to finish the dinner, Miss. 276 00:15:07,285 --> 00:15:09,702 NAN: No, I know, but just-- just one. You can take a break, 277 00:15:09,786 --> 00:15:11,369 -can't you? -But dinner. 278 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,452 Well... All right. All right. You never treat yourself. 279 00:15:14,535 --> 00:15:16,911 LOGAN: Ah. Kendall! 280 00:15:16,993 --> 00:15:22,661 Hi! You made it! (LAUGHS) Ah, we missed you, son. 281 00:15:22,744 --> 00:15:25,744 KENDALL: Thanks, Dad. Yeah. I, uh... missed you too. 282 00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:29,202 Uh, are you all right for targeting Peter? 283 00:15:29,285 --> 00:15:33,661 Uh, you know, shove a bar of gold down his fucking throat? 284 00:15:33,744 --> 00:15:35,827 Yeah, sure. Got it. Good. 285 00:15:36,577 --> 00:15:39,243 (TAPPING GLASS) 286 00:15:39,327 --> 00:15:42,702 LOGAN: Pardon me, um... As my family knows 287 00:15:42,786 --> 00:15:47,243 only too well, I am... I ain't no master of the speechifying, 288 00:15:47,327 --> 00:15:51,118 but I would, uh... I would just like to thank the Pierces 289 00:15:51,202 --> 00:15:56,118 for their hospitality. Um... Like Romans amongst you Greeks, 290 00:15:56,202 --> 00:16:00,285 I'm sure you find us all rather, you know, big, vulgar, 291 00:16:00,369 --> 00:16:02,202 and boisterous. (CHUCKLES) 292 00:16:02,285 --> 00:16:05,327 We... We appreciate your forbearance. 293 00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:08,369 And, uh, well, you know, as an old news man, 294 00:16:08,452 --> 00:16:12,786 I'd be remiss if I... if I didn't commend all of you 295 00:16:12,869 --> 00:16:17,952 for your stewardship of PGM, because wherever we are 296 00:16:18,035 --> 00:16:21,494 on the political spectrum, we can all agree, 297 00:16:21,577 --> 00:16:23,661 for decade after decade, 298 00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:27,702 your outlets have been essential 299 00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:31,577 to the functioning of our grand republic. 300 00:16:31,661 --> 00:16:34,827 -Long may they so remain. -SHIV: Hear, hear. 301 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,452 -NAN: Hear, hear. -ALL: Hear, hear. 302 00:16:36,535 --> 00:16:38,827 He would like to kill and shit on you! 303 00:16:38,911 --> 00:16:40,452 (LAUGHS) 304 00:16:40,535 --> 00:16:43,243 Wow, I like this Dad. Why couldn't this Dad be Dad? 305 00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:48,577 Eh. You clean up nice. 306 00:16:49,369 --> 00:16:50,744 How are you? 307 00:16:50,827 --> 00:16:53,327 Uh... I'm good. Good. 308 00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:54,577 How are you really? 309 00:16:56,993 --> 00:17:00,077 Um... Uh... You know. 310 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,993 Yeah, I know. I know. It's good to see you. 311 00:17:04,077 --> 00:17:06,786 -We could use the help. -Oh, "we"? 312 00:17:06,869 --> 00:17:10,577 Mm-hmm. You, them, us. Whatever. 313 00:17:12,077 --> 00:17:13,952 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 314 00:17:20,035 --> 00:17:22,702 ROMAN: I think it's great. Of course it's going well. 315 00:17:22,786 --> 00:17:25,993 I mean, no-one's fucked Nan or killed her cat by accident, 316 00:17:26,077 --> 00:17:27,702 so I think we're doing pretty good. 317 00:17:27,786 --> 00:17:29,369 -LOGAN: Yeah, I know, I know. -ROMAN: Have you seen that guy? 318 00:17:29,452 --> 00:17:30,494 Excuse me. 319 00:17:30,577 --> 00:17:33,035 What the fuck did you say to Mark? 320 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:36,035 -Making cracks about his PhD? -Well, it was a joke! 321 00:17:36,118 --> 00:17:37,577 -He laughed. -FRANK: Yeah, it seemed 322 00:17:37,661 --> 00:17:40,702 -he did not enjoy that. -He's a yes, Shiv! He's solid! 323 00:17:40,786 --> 00:17:42,285 Why are you even bothering with him? 324 00:17:42,369 --> 00:17:44,702 -Have we lost sight of Maxim? -Who's on Maxim? 325 00:17:44,786 --> 00:17:46,993 Me, and I just have to say, if he contradicts 326 00:17:47,077 --> 00:17:49,202 any more planks in my political philosophy, 327 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,535 I'm gonna piss in his Break Bumper. 328 00:17:50,619 --> 00:17:53,118 Hey! Hey, he's leaning "no sale". 329 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:55,494 Cut the horseshit, know your role. 330 00:17:55,577 --> 00:17:57,535 -Yeah, Pa. -LOGAN: And, uh, Shiv, 331 00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:58,827 I want you on Nan. 332 00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,243 Okay, Dad, we don't have to be so schematic. 333 00:18:00,327 --> 00:18:01,619 LOGAN: Romulus. 334 00:18:01,702 --> 00:18:03,786 When you laugh, please do it at the same volume 335 00:18:03,869 --> 00:18:05,243 as everyone else. 336 00:18:05,327 --> 00:18:06,911 We didn't get you from a hyena farm. 337 00:18:06,993 --> 00:18:08,702 -Thanks, Pop. -The good news is that Nan 338 00:18:08,786 --> 00:18:10,577 already seems to be spending the money in her head, 339 00:18:10,661 --> 00:18:12,535 but she can still be swayed by her family, 340 00:18:12,619 --> 00:18:13,952 so every cousin counts. 341 00:18:14,035 --> 00:18:15,661 Oh, I think Marnie might be leaning "sell", so-- 342 00:18:15,744 --> 00:18:19,077 Marnie isn't a problem. Now, everybody, 343 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,285 stay in your lanes. Who's on Peter? 344 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,702 Yeah, I got it, Dad. 345 00:18:23,786 --> 00:18:25,243 Oh, oh, you got it? I'm so impressed. Shut up. 346 00:18:25,327 --> 00:18:26,911 Okay, a bit of Lincoln Center chat, okay? 347 00:18:26,993 --> 00:18:28,577 He's worried that we're barbarians. 348 00:18:28,661 --> 00:18:29,869 -And Naomi. -ROMAN: Yeah. 349 00:18:29,952 --> 00:18:31,035 -Hit Naomi! -Got it. 350 00:18:31,118 --> 00:18:32,202 ROMAN: Okay, onwards. 351 00:18:33,452 --> 00:18:34,577 SHIV: Can't stand up to Maxim? 352 00:18:34,661 --> 00:18:36,202 ROMAN: Tabs, you gonna help me on that? 353 00:18:36,285 --> 00:18:37,827 -He's an asshole! -SHIV: What part of your policy 354 00:18:37,911 --> 00:18:39,077 -was he "not right now"? -CONNOR: No, no, no, no, no. 355 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,077 No, everything. He's dismissing. 356 00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:48,702 -Well, nice work so far. -MARCIA: Merci beaucoup. 357 00:18:48,786 --> 00:18:51,452 I'm very excited to be getting top marks 358 00:18:51,535 --> 00:18:53,410 along with your other pupils. 359 00:19:07,535 --> 00:19:12,494 (INDSITNCT CHATTER) 360 00:19:28,243 --> 00:19:29,535 MAXIM: ...conservative, or are they... 361 00:19:29,619 --> 00:19:31,285 ROMAN: Excellent work. Thank you so much. 362 00:19:31,369 --> 00:19:32,577 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 363 00:19:32,661 --> 00:19:34,410 TABITHA: Yeah. How many breakers you had? 364 00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:38,661 MAN: Whoa, whoa! 365 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:42,077 -(APPLAUSE) -CONNOR: Bravo. 366 00:19:44,577 --> 00:19:46,035 NAN: Oh, stop! 367 00:19:52,243 --> 00:19:53,285 Now... 368 00:19:54,243 --> 00:19:55,786 Grace. 369 00:19:55,869 --> 00:19:57,243 (NAN CLEARS HER THROAT) 370 00:19:57,327 --> 00:19:59,827 I'm afraid we've gone so Unitarian out here 371 00:19:59,911 --> 00:20:01,702 that we've given up on poor Jesus, 372 00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:04,327 and we have started worshipping Shakespeare! 373 00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:06,035 (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) 374 00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:07,285 Your scepter. 375 00:20:11,118 --> 00:20:12,285 (INHALES) Hmm. 376 00:20:14,202 --> 00:20:18,535 The purest treasure... mortal time affords 377 00:20:18,619 --> 00:20:20,452 is spotless reputation. 378 00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:26,035 That away, men are but gilded loam, 379 00:20:26,118 --> 00:20:27,577 or painted clay. 380 00:20:28,993 --> 00:20:33,369 Mine honor is my life; both grow in one. 381 00:20:33,452 --> 00:20:37,118 Take honor from me, and my life is done. 382 00:20:38,993 --> 00:20:41,118 -MAN: Wow. -(APPLAUSE) 383 00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:49,369 NAN: Soup's on, people. 384 00:20:49,452 --> 00:20:51,160 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 385 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,494 Hey, that was awesome. 386 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,285 -I'm Kendall. -I know. Naomi. 387 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,160 Yeah, I know. 388 00:21:03,118 --> 00:21:06,285 So, uh, are you, like, a... 389 00:21:06,369 --> 00:21:09,035 -an actress or like a poetess? -NAOMI: Oh... (LAUGHS) 390 00:21:09,118 --> 00:21:11,577 Or something? Because that was pretty legit. 391 00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,077 -Oh, I, uh, volunteer 392 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,369 at a drug addiction treatment center in Mill Valley, 393 00:21:15,452 --> 00:21:18,077 and I continue my recovery there as well. 394 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:23,993 Oh. Oh, wow. That... That's great. I... 395 00:21:24,077 --> 00:21:26,494 Yeah, I'm actually in recovery myself. 396 00:21:28,577 --> 00:21:31,661 -I know. -Okay. (CHUCKLES) 397 00:21:31,744 --> 00:21:36,993 My not-so-spotless reputation precedes me. 398 00:21:37,077 --> 00:21:40,535 -(LAUGHS) No, I could just tell. -KENDALL: Really? 399 00:21:41,702 --> 00:21:43,285 Oh, okay. Right. 400 00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:47,619 I'd like to have three novels and a memoir going at once. 401 00:21:47,702 --> 00:21:51,327 -It's like natural selection. -Oh, brother, I hear that. 402 00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:55,327 -Are you a reader? -Me? Oh, big time. Yeah. 403 00:21:55,410 --> 00:21:59,285 Can you recommend anything that Oprah isn't pushing? 404 00:21:59,369 --> 00:22:03,202 -Any new fiction? -(LAUGHS) Right? 405 00:22:03,285 --> 00:22:06,952 Oh! Uh, yeah, sure, I can. Um... 406 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:10,160 I rather enjoyed The Electric Circus. 407 00:22:10,243 --> 00:22:11,744 -The Electric Circus. -Mm-hmm. 408 00:22:11,827 --> 00:22:14,410 -MARNIE: Who's the author? -What was that? What? 409 00:22:14,494 --> 00:22:16,827 -Who's the author? -ROMAN: Oh! Oh, gosh. 410 00:22:16,911 --> 00:22:23,494 I wanna say... Shit. Who was it? It was, oh... Timothy Lipton. 411 00:22:23,577 --> 00:22:26,118 SHIV: Uh-huh? What's it about? Rom? 412 00:22:26,202 --> 00:22:27,744 Uh, what's The Electric Circus about? 413 00:22:27,827 --> 00:22:31,202 -Uh-huh. -It is about a young man 414 00:22:31,285 --> 00:22:32,577 making his way through the world, 415 00:22:32,661 --> 00:22:34,744 except in two different time periods. 416 00:22:34,827 --> 00:22:36,577 It kind of switches back and forth between-- 417 00:22:36,661 --> 00:22:40,202 The circus part is a, you know, metaphor. 418 00:22:40,285 --> 00:22:41,827 For what? 419 00:22:41,911 --> 00:22:44,702 ROMAN: For the anxiety of modern life, Siobhan. 420 00:22:44,786 --> 00:22:46,243 MARNIE: I'm not seeing it on Google. 421 00:22:46,327 --> 00:22:48,035 You said it's called "The Electric Circus"? 422 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,702 Yeah. I thou--I mean, shit. Is it The Electric Circus? 423 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,202 Well, I think it's called... 424 00:22:52,285 --> 00:22:53,786 CONNOR: That's all very interesting, but let's just 425 00:22:53,869 --> 00:22:56,035 -agree to disagree, shall we? -Sure! (LAUGHS) 426 00:22:56,118 --> 00:22:59,535 (LAUGHS) Well, that's just the sort of expert analysis 427 00:22:59,619 --> 00:23:01,993 I'd expect from a deep-state wonk with both lips 428 00:23:02,077 --> 00:23:03,869 firmly glued to the Soros teat. 429 00:23:03,952 --> 00:23:05,744 Oh, well, you can't change Washington 430 00:23:05,827 --> 00:23:07,577 without knowing Washington 431 00:23:07,661 --> 00:23:08,952 I mean, can you name me 432 00:23:09,035 --> 00:23:10,494 one member of the House Commerce Committee? 433 00:23:10,577 --> 00:23:12,035 Oh, uh, yeah, I think I know one. 434 00:23:12,118 --> 00:23:14,993 Uh, Representative Ferdinand D. Who-Gives-A-Shit 435 00:23:15,077 --> 00:23:18,202 from the great state of No-One-Fucking-Cares. 436 00:23:18,285 --> 00:23:21,494 Well, I'm convinced. I mean, clear some space 437 00:23:21,577 --> 00:23:23,993 on Mount Rushmore, folks! (LAUGHS) 438 00:23:24,077 --> 00:23:25,452 CONNOR: Yeah, yeah, well... 439 00:23:25,535 --> 00:23:26,869 NAN: I actually thought you said the wrecking ball. 440 00:23:26,952 --> 00:23:28,160 (LAUGHTER) 441 00:23:28,911 --> 00:23:29,993 (DISTANT LAUGHTER) 442 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:32,869 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 443 00:23:34,243 --> 00:23:35,952 SHIV: I just wanted to say, I'm, uh... 444 00:23:36,035 --> 00:23:39,077 What you're doing, the PhDs, I think it's great. 445 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,619 -I'm sorry if I... -MARK: No, no! It was a hit, 446 00:23:41,702 --> 00:23:43,661 -a very palpable hit! -(LAUGHS) 447 00:23:43,744 --> 00:23:45,077 (LAUGHS) I can take a joke. 448 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,243 Oh, right. Because it was a joke. (LAUGHS) 449 00:23:47,327 --> 00:23:48,661 Of course. 450 00:23:48,744 --> 00:23:50,535 Are you pleased to be out of politics, Siobhan? 451 00:23:50,619 --> 00:23:53,577 Oh, yes, I am. I'm getting over it like a nasty stomach bug. 452 00:23:53,661 --> 00:23:55,285 -Mm-hmm. -It can be a dirty business. 453 00:23:55,369 --> 00:23:58,577 Made dirtier by a certain cable news behemoth. 454 00:23:58,661 --> 00:24:01,744 -Oh, come on, Rhea, let's play nice now. -RHEA: Oh? 455 00:24:01,827 --> 00:24:06,118 We can discuss the white nationalist elephant in the room, can't we? 456 00:24:06,202 --> 00:24:08,410 Tug on its trunk a bit? 457 00:24:08,494 --> 00:24:10,869 I'm not operationally involved. 458 00:24:10,952 --> 00:24:13,577 (LAUGHS) Come on. 459 00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:16,118 No, no, no, I let my people do their own thing. 460 00:24:16,202 --> 00:24:19,827 I mean, if you... If you wanna talk ATN, you know, 461 00:24:19,911 --> 00:24:21,702 Tom's the barbarian. 462 00:24:21,786 --> 00:24:26,786 (LAUGHS) Hi, hello, I'm the... right-wing ogre at your service. 463 00:24:26,869 --> 00:24:29,786 (LAUGHTER) 464 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:31,619 NAOMI: Wait, you don't even believe your own stuff? 465 00:24:31,702 --> 00:24:35,202 Well, I've always wanted to balance Waystar's portfolio 466 00:24:35,285 --> 00:24:36,827 with, um... 467 00:24:37,661 --> 00:24:40,327 with... voice... 468 00:24:40,410 --> 00:24:44,369 -From the left? -Well, no. Pierce isn't... 469 00:24:44,452 --> 00:24:47,911 Your people just follow the truth, wherever it leads, right? 470 00:24:47,993 --> 00:24:52,827 Oh, well, you know, our people are just hacks. 471 00:24:52,911 --> 00:24:54,243 -(LAUGHTER) -Oh! 472 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:56,619 -But we like 'em. -Come on! (LAUGHS) 473 00:24:56,702 --> 00:24:58,327 I mean, I guess our--our people 474 00:24:58,410 --> 00:25:00,243 try to follow the truth, too, Shiv. 475 00:25:00,327 --> 00:25:02,786 You give them what they need, we give them what they want. 476 00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:04,452 We make a good match. 477 00:25:04,535 --> 00:25:06,452 Of course. Right. No, Dad-- 478 00:25:06,535 --> 00:25:11,118 I think we, Dad, just wants a bigger tent, a bigger pie. 479 00:25:11,202 --> 00:25:13,160 It means more profit, 480 00:25:13,243 --> 00:25:15,243 and then more investment. 481 00:25:15,327 --> 00:25:18,869 So, I suppose that just makes me a prim little matron, 482 00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:20,869 if I object to being fumbled 483 00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:22,494 by the invisible hand of the market? 484 00:25:22,577 --> 00:25:24,285 -Th--That's--No. 485 00:25:24,369 --> 00:25:25,827 That's not what I meant. I-- 486 00:25:25,911 --> 00:25:29,243 Sure, a fair exchange isn't exactly robbery, 487 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:32,285 and money does allegedly make the world go round, so-- 488 00:25:32,369 --> 00:25:34,661 Money? Money is a social construct, 489 00:25:34,744 --> 00:25:37,535 whereas virtue, integrity, 490 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,410 these things actually exist. 491 00:25:39,494 --> 00:25:41,744 Well, the--Just--Well, because just this morning, 492 00:25:41,827 --> 00:25:43,993 I went to the store, and I bought a pound of ham, 493 00:25:44,077 --> 00:25:45,494 and I paid for it by, you know, 494 00:25:45,577 --> 00:25:46,661 telling them I was really worried 495 00:25:46,744 --> 00:25:47,744 about the environment. 496 00:25:47,827 --> 00:25:49,744 (LAUGHTER) 497 00:25:49,827 --> 00:25:51,786 SHIV: Don't mind Tom, he finds other people's integrity 498 00:25:51,869 --> 00:25:53,535 a personal affront, for some reason. 499 00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:56,452 (LAUGHS) Well, yes, that's-- Thank you, I'm a piece of dirt. 500 00:25:56,535 --> 00:25:58,369 -(LAUGHTER) -Oh, yep. Yep. I'll take it. 501 00:25:58,452 --> 00:25:59,911 SHIV: Right! (LAUGHS) 502 00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:04,035 Wait a minute, but Tom, Tom, if there was an acquisition, 503 00:26:04,118 --> 00:26:05,744 then, as head of news, 504 00:26:05,827 --> 00:26:08,410 you would be the guy in charge of our crown jewels, right? 505 00:26:08,494 --> 00:26:11,202 Oh, well, we'd have to see about that. 506 00:26:11,285 --> 00:26:13,243 Ooh! Hear that, Tom? 507 00:26:13,327 --> 00:26:15,661 Sounds dicey. Got a pitch? 508 00:26:15,744 --> 00:26:19,243 Tom, everything rests on what you're about to say. 509 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:21,494 -(LAUGHTER) -NAN: Oh, lay off him! 510 00:26:21,577 --> 00:26:23,952 Oh, wait a minute, though. I didn't hear. 511 00:26:24,035 --> 00:26:27,160 So, would he stay on as the head of news? 512 00:26:29,786 --> 00:26:32,619 -I-- -Ooh, king of edible leaves, 513 00:26:32,702 --> 00:26:34,327 His Majesty, the spinach. 514 00:26:36,577 --> 00:26:39,452 Look, I just, uh... I think there's... 515 00:26:39,535 --> 00:26:41,410 The business, the journalistic values... 516 00:26:41,494 --> 00:26:44,577 -Mm-hmm. -There's a lot of admirers in this family. That's all. 517 00:26:44,661 --> 00:26:50,535 Uh, like all recent converts, Shiv is a zealot. 518 00:26:50,619 --> 00:26:54,118 TOM: (LAUGHS) I think what we can all agree on is that 519 00:26:54,202 --> 00:26:57,869 it's great for people to communicate, of whatever stripe. 520 00:26:57,952 --> 00:27:00,993 I think it was Thoreau who said of the telegraph, 521 00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:04,369 "Maine may speak to Texas, but what if they have nothing 522 00:27:04,452 --> 00:27:06,452 -to say to one another? -(LAUGHTER) 523 00:27:06,535 --> 00:27:08,744 That should be engraved into the bezel of every iPhone 524 00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:10,285 -in the world. -NAN: Oh! 525 00:27:10,369 --> 00:27:13,911 -Hear, hear! The bezel. -Have you spoken to Shirley? 526 00:27:13,993 --> 00:27:17,160 I'm so sorr--Will you excuse us for two seconds? I'm so worried 527 00:27:17,243 --> 00:27:19,327 -about our--It's a-- -SHIV: Our dog, Mondale. 528 00:27:19,410 --> 00:27:20,869 It's a dog thing. So silly. Sorry to-- 529 00:27:20,952 --> 00:27:22,535 SHIV: Is very ill at the moment. 530 00:27:22,619 --> 00:27:23,619 TOM: Arthritis. We think it's arthritis. 531 00:27:23,702 --> 00:27:24,993 -NAN: So sorry. -TOM: His hips. 532 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,869 SHIV: Excuse us. Sorry. 533 00:27:28,285 --> 00:27:31,160 They have a dog. A dog named Mondale. 534 00:27:31,243 --> 00:27:33,035 -PETER: Oh! -That's helpful, right? 535 00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:34,535 PETER: Yeah, it is. 536 00:27:34,619 --> 00:27:36,702 This is--This is what happens. You get given the keys 537 00:27:36,786 --> 00:27:39,160 to the castle, and then you get paralyzed, staring into the eyes of the cobra. 538 00:27:39,243 --> 00:27:40,452 You're riding me pretty hard in there. 539 00:27:40,535 --> 00:27:41,786 -(SIGHS) -You think I should 540 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:43,494 -fight back more? -You know, and then, 541 00:27:43,577 --> 00:27:45,202 he smells the vacillation, and then he's just-- 542 00:27:45,285 --> 00:27:47,160 He's got you. You're done. He's juiced another lemon. 543 00:27:47,243 --> 00:27:49,160 It would be nice if you stopped beating up on me too. 544 00:27:49,243 --> 00:27:50,410 -What? -Maybe you could stop 545 00:27:50,494 --> 00:27:53,077 -beating up on me too. -What? What do-- 546 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,494 That's just nothing. That's silly. 547 00:27:55,577 --> 00:27:58,077 -What--No-one cares. -Well, technically, I care. 548 00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,744 -I care. -Well, sometimes you say 549 00:27:59,827 --> 00:28:01,952 stupid things. You know, he's got me second-guessing myself. 550 00:28:02,035 --> 00:28:05,911 I'm wavering on the best strategy for landing a deal that I don't even like. 551 00:28:08,661 --> 00:28:10,661 -I really want this! -I know. 552 00:28:10,744 --> 00:28:12,786 Really, I wanna be sitting at that table. 553 00:28:12,869 --> 00:28:15,786 -Hey, hey, hey, hey. -(BREATHES TREMULOUSLY) 554 00:28:17,077 --> 00:28:18,202 Listen to me. 555 00:28:19,661 --> 00:28:21,243 You are sitting at the table. 556 00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:23,744 You are. 557 00:28:26,243 --> 00:28:27,202 -Yeah. -Yeah? 558 00:28:27,285 --> 00:28:31,285 I'm good. Mm-hmm. Let's go. 559 00:28:34,452 --> 00:28:36,202 TABITHA: They're trying to adopt. You know, the list is, 560 00:28:36,285 --> 00:28:39,452 like, insane, so I'm thinking, like, if they can't have a baby 561 00:28:39,535 --> 00:28:43,160 in six months, I'm just gonna, you know, offer them my womb. 562 00:28:43,243 --> 00:28:45,077 Why not? I'm young, I'm hardy. 563 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,202 MARNIE: I have a friend who did that. It was so great. 564 00:28:47,285 --> 00:28:53,118 -TABITHA: Mm. -Uh, but if it's not too rude to ask, then what about you two? 565 00:28:53,202 --> 00:28:56,369 TABITHA: Oh, you mean us having a baby? No, we're not planning 566 00:28:56,452 --> 00:28:57,661 -to have a baby, because... -Oop. 567 00:28:57,744 --> 00:28:59,160 ...that would require us having sex. 568 00:28:59,243 --> 00:29:01,118 Whoa! Hey now. -PETER: I'm so sorry. 569 00:29:01,202 --> 00:29:03,619 -I don't mean to pry. -Oh, yes you did. 570 00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:05,952 No, no, no, no. It's totally fine. That's just-- 571 00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:09,327 That's, like, not how we do it. It's not our thing. 572 00:29:09,410 --> 00:29:11,702 We're kind of like eunuch besties. 573 00:29:11,786 --> 00:29:13,869 -Well, I wouldn't say that. -It works for us. 574 00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:17,285 It's a joke, obviously. She's kidding. We're actually 575 00:29:17,369 --> 00:29:21,243 quite relentless in that regard. Just Fuck City. 576 00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:24,452 -(PUNCHES PALM) -Bingo, bango, bongo. 577 00:29:24,535 --> 00:29:27,452 TABITHA: Anyway, you don't have any kids, right? 578 00:29:27,535 --> 00:29:29,702 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 579 00:29:29,786 --> 00:29:32,993 -Refreshed? -Oh? Uh... 580 00:29:34,702 --> 00:29:37,077 Yeah. Yep, you bet. 581 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,744 NAN: Marcia, so, so tell me. You--You grew up in Beirut. 582 00:29:40,827 --> 00:29:42,369 What was that like? 583 00:29:42,452 --> 00:29:45,452 LOGAN: Well, she--She doesn't really like to talk about it. 584 00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:48,786 Or you don't like to ask about it. 585 00:29:48,869 --> 00:29:53,118 Well, um... when we first met, the first or second night, 586 00:29:53,202 --> 00:29:56,118 we stayed up all night, um... 587 00:29:56,202 --> 00:29:59,619 And she told me her whole life story. 588 00:29:59,702 --> 00:30:03,744 If I had a year, I couldn't tell you my whole life. 589 00:30:03,827 --> 00:30:07,619 -LOGAN: Uh-huh. Fine. -Interesting. 590 00:30:07,702 --> 00:30:09,661 Another glass for both of you? 591 00:30:09,744 --> 00:30:11,911 Well, now, we tend to kind of keep it to-- 592 00:30:11,993 --> 00:30:13,035 Yes, thank you. 593 00:30:14,202 --> 00:30:15,619 LOGAN: Excuse me? 594 00:30:15,702 --> 00:30:19,035 His cellar is all New World, and it doesn't suit me. 595 00:30:19,869 --> 00:30:21,494 Well, why didn't you say? 596 00:30:21,577 --> 00:30:26,952 It suits you, so it can suit me. See? I'm not a difficult person. 597 00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:29,202 -Uh-huh. -NAN: Well, as long as 598 00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:33,160 the fat is being chewed, I suppose I would be remiss 599 00:30:33,243 --> 00:30:34,869 not to mention that you're being targeted 600 00:30:34,952 --> 00:30:37,243 for acquisition yourself, correct? 601 00:30:37,327 --> 00:30:39,327 Oh, oh, that. Well, that's-- 602 00:30:39,410 --> 00:30:41,202 (CHUCKLES) You know, that's all over. 603 00:30:41,285 --> 00:30:43,827 -Well, alas. -Sandy's not well. 604 00:30:43,911 --> 00:30:46,160 Syphilis, if you can believe it. 605 00:30:46,243 --> 00:30:49,243 LOGAN: Uh. I... Yeah. I never... 606 00:30:49,327 --> 00:30:51,369 I never believed that the takeover bid 607 00:30:51,452 --> 00:30:55,661 -was real to begin with. -Hmm. A Potemkin pillage. 608 00:30:55,744 --> 00:30:57,786 (LAUGHS) 609 00:30:59,410 --> 00:31:03,661 Oh, look, I have to ask. The internal differences. 610 00:31:03,744 --> 00:31:07,327 -Have they been smoothed over? -Oh, very much so. 611 00:31:07,410 --> 00:31:12,661 And any thought given to whom you might hand over the keys? 612 00:31:12,744 --> 00:31:15,118 Why, Madam, that is very forward. 613 00:31:15,202 --> 00:31:16,661 And you're no fun. 614 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,869 We're all friends here now, aren't we? 615 00:31:20,952 --> 00:31:23,327 Well, uh... 616 00:31:23,410 --> 00:31:26,535 Gerri is on the paperwork as a stopgap, 617 00:31:26,619 --> 00:31:29,786 but even she'd be the first to admit that she couldn't 618 00:31:29,869 --> 00:31:31,410 really do the job. 619 00:31:32,619 --> 00:31:34,243 Well, maybe the second to admit. 620 00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:35,744 (LAUGHTER) 621 00:31:36,535 --> 00:31:39,285 Uh... There is a name. 622 00:31:40,911 --> 00:31:45,077 But, you know, I really don't like to deal in hypotheticals. 623 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:48,410 Ooh. He's an enigma. 624 00:31:48,494 --> 00:31:52,285 -LOGAN: Well, one day. -RHEA: What a tease, folks. 625 00:31:53,827 --> 00:31:59,243 -Just whisper it in my ear. -You know, I'll start to think 626 00:31:59,327 --> 00:32:00,786 I'm not wanted. 627 00:32:02,118 --> 00:32:03,535 (CHUCKLES) 628 00:32:03,619 --> 00:32:05,661 (LAUGHING) Just... You can... 629 00:32:06,661 --> 00:32:08,202 Well, you know, uh... 630 00:32:08,285 --> 00:32:10,827 Oh, for fuck's sake, Dad, just tell them it's gonna be me. 631 00:32:15,786 --> 00:32:18,452 -NAN: Is that so? -That is so. 632 00:32:20,494 --> 00:32:23,952 -Roman, what's happening? -Mm. My life just ended. 633 00:32:24,035 --> 00:32:27,202 It's been discussed, um, but I don't think we're quite 634 00:32:27,285 --> 00:32:31,577 -at the point where, uh-- -No, not any time soon. 635 00:32:31,661 --> 00:32:34,243 We've, uh... We've discussed the transition 636 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:37,118 -and some arrangements. -We won't bore you. 637 00:32:37,202 --> 00:32:43,118 No! (LAUGHS) But I though we could tell you all, though, 638 00:32:43,202 --> 00:32:44,452 as friends. 639 00:32:44,535 --> 00:32:46,702 PETER: Yeah. You know, maybe this dinner 640 00:32:46,786 --> 00:32:49,619 was a little bit premature. Seems like you guys 641 00:32:49,702 --> 00:32:51,285 are still working some things out. 642 00:32:51,369 --> 00:32:54,452 No, no, Peter, don't worry, this is just family hijinks, 643 00:32:54,535 --> 00:32:57,619 -as usual. We're good. -Is that true? 644 00:32:57,702 --> 00:33:00,702 (SHOUTING) Will you stop? (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 645 00:33:07,869 --> 00:33:11,869 Well, anyway, I, um... I was just thinking, 646 00:33:11,952 --> 00:33:15,494 it is such a beautiful, clear night out. Uh... 647 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:17,869 -Mark... -MARK: Huh. 648 00:33:19,243 --> 00:33:24,410 -NAN: Mark? -I said, "Huh." (CHUCKLES) 649 00:33:24,494 --> 00:33:28,327 Would you like to guide us on a little after-dinner stargaze? 650 00:33:28,410 --> 00:33:32,494 Uh, stargaze? I would love to show you our little corner 651 00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:36,285 -of the sky. (LAUGHS) -NAN: (LAUGHS) Marvelous. 652 00:33:36,369 --> 00:33:38,410 Boots for everyone, not to worry. 653 00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:39,619 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 654 00:33:42,410 --> 00:33:48,410 -TABITHA: Mm. Did you know? -Uh, no. No, I did not know. 655 00:34:04,702 --> 00:34:08,285 (FLICKING GLASS) 656 00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:15,160 Shall we? 657 00:34:17,118 --> 00:34:20,285 (SHIV BREATHING HEAVILY) 658 00:34:20,369 --> 00:34:25,035 Keep in mind that I got my PhD at Columbia in '89, 659 00:34:25,118 --> 00:34:29,535 so I'm not what Whitman would call a "learned astronomer." 660 00:34:29,619 --> 00:34:31,243 (LAUGHS) 661 00:34:31,327 --> 00:34:34,285 MARK: Right? No, but--So, I wish I could show you through, uh... 662 00:34:34,369 --> 00:34:36,577 Through a telescope, but our naked eyes... 663 00:34:36,661 --> 00:34:40,494 -Having fun? -Oh, sure. 664 00:34:40,577 --> 00:34:45,494 -I am having fun. -NAOMI: (SCOFFS) Me too. 665 00:34:45,577 --> 00:34:49,410 -KENDALL: You too? -Watching you people melt down 666 00:34:49,494 --> 00:34:56,327 is the most deeply satisfying activity on planet Earth. 667 00:34:57,327 --> 00:35:00,160 Oh, yeah? Uh-huh. 668 00:35:00,243 --> 00:35:03,452 -Thank you. -Sure. You got it. 669 00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:06,452 We, uh... We aim to please. 670 00:35:07,952 --> 00:35:10,827 No, I... feel quite redundant. 671 00:35:10,911 --> 00:35:13,035 I mean, I came here to fuck any deal, but... 672 00:35:13,118 --> 00:35:17,494 it seems you all have just fucked it yourselves, so... 673 00:35:25,369 --> 00:35:26,535 So... 674 00:35:29,285 --> 00:35:30,410 are you gonna ask me? 675 00:35:32,702 --> 00:35:33,827 Ask you what? 676 00:35:35,786 --> 00:35:37,952 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 677 00:35:38,035 --> 00:35:40,118 Would you like to do some illegal drugs with me? 678 00:35:40,202 --> 00:35:44,035 -Yes, I would. -Good. This way. 679 00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:48,118 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 680 00:35:48,202 --> 00:35:49,410 SHIV: Okay, goodnight. 681 00:35:55,827 --> 00:35:58,993 TOM: (BREATHING HEAVILY) Jeepers-fucking-creepers, 682 00:35:59,077 --> 00:36:01,452 what a shit-piñata. That was like... 683 00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:05,619 That was like the most Roy thing I have ever seen. 684 00:36:05,702 --> 00:36:08,827 It's like I got a quart of Roy injected into my eyeballs. 685 00:36:08,911 --> 00:36:11,369 -(GRUNTS) Is there booze? -Are you kidding? 686 00:36:11,452 --> 00:36:14,619 No, it's just Emily Dickinson and low-thread-count sheets. 687 00:36:14,702 --> 00:36:16,035 -Shiv, what-- -(SIGHING) 688 00:36:16,118 --> 00:36:18,494 What even was that? Explain the chess move. 689 00:36:18,577 --> 00:36:21,869 I--I don't know. I just-- I just--I just fucking said it. 690 00:36:21,952 --> 00:36:25,661 -You just said it? No plan? -No, not really. I... 691 00:36:25,744 --> 00:36:27,327 I guess I thought, you know, "Fuck him. 692 00:36:27,410 --> 00:36:29,160 Fuck him for stringing me along!" 693 00:36:29,243 --> 00:36:31,035 Just, you know, shit or get off the pot. 694 00:36:31,118 --> 00:36:33,160 Right. Right? 695 00:36:33,243 --> 00:36:35,993 But, you know, I guess I didn't really think that so much as... 696 00:36:36,077 --> 00:36:39,327 As, you know, just... Oh, Jesus Christ, my head. 697 00:36:39,410 --> 00:36:41,661 Because I'm not sure how much love there is for me 698 00:36:41,744 --> 00:36:44,702 in a--as a sort of independent-of-you 699 00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:46,452 sort of person. You know? 700 00:36:46,535 --> 00:36:48,369 (SIGHS) Yeah, my dad doesn't really like to be pushed. 701 00:36:48,452 --> 00:36:50,952 -No. -No, so there could be repercussions. 702 00:36:51,035 --> 00:36:52,993 -Like what? -Yeah, like, uh... 703 00:36:54,118 --> 00:36:55,285 I don't know, just like... 704 00:36:56,827 --> 00:36:58,494 Like if, uh, I've fucked it. 705 00:36:58,577 --> 00:37:00,577 -You've fucked it? -(PUTS BRACELET DOWN) 706 00:37:02,285 --> 00:37:03,327 Right. 707 00:37:08,452 --> 00:37:09,452 Right. 708 00:37:10,786 --> 00:37:14,202 -(SNORTS) -(GULPS) 709 00:37:14,285 --> 00:37:15,786 I used to be a maniac. 710 00:37:18,243 --> 00:37:22,035 A beast, but... It's a different situation for me now. 711 00:37:22,118 --> 00:37:23,786 Right. (LAUGHS) 712 00:37:24,869 --> 00:37:26,160 (BOTH LAUGHING) 713 00:37:26,243 --> 00:37:28,202 -You should hear yourself. -Screw you. 714 00:37:28,285 --> 00:37:29,952 -Yeah. -Okay? 715 00:37:30,035 --> 00:37:33,452 -(SNORTS) -But there are levels. 716 00:37:33,535 --> 00:37:36,118 Sure. No, it's true. Yeah, I mean, I was basically 717 00:37:36,202 --> 00:37:38,160 hanging by a fucking thread. 718 00:37:40,911 --> 00:37:43,619 I'm coming through, you know? 719 00:37:43,702 --> 00:37:47,160 -Like, I'm getting it together. -Mm-hmm. 720 00:37:48,661 --> 00:37:50,952 (SNIFFS) Yeah, me too. 721 00:37:54,202 --> 00:37:56,160 -I know how that sounds, but... -(LAUGHS) 722 00:37:57,661 --> 00:37:58,702 ...it's true. 723 00:38:00,285 --> 00:38:03,243 (LAUGHS) 724 00:38:03,327 --> 00:38:04,410 I can't even... 725 00:38:04,494 --> 00:38:06,118 TABITHA: Those stars were amazing. 726 00:38:06,202 --> 00:38:08,160 Can't even brush my fucking teeth now. 727 00:38:08,243 --> 00:38:10,118 Such a fun weekend you brought me on. 728 00:38:10,202 --> 00:38:14,619 Well. Am I stupid? Am I a fucking idiot? Am I stupid? 729 00:38:14,702 --> 00:38:15,952 -Ro? -Yeah. 730 00:38:16,035 --> 00:38:17,869 -I--I have a meeting on Monday. -Uh-huh. 731 00:38:17,952 --> 00:38:20,285 You know? And so I'd just, like... I really wanna 732 00:38:20,369 --> 00:38:22,410 deal with all your neuroses and talk about it 733 00:38:22,494 --> 00:38:25,410 and everything, but if you're gonna get kind of crazy... 734 00:38:25,494 --> 00:38:28,118 -Mm-hmm. -...I might just see if Naomi 735 00:38:28,202 --> 00:38:30,035 would let me, you know, crash in her bed. 736 00:38:30,118 --> 00:38:33,202 -All right. Let's fuck. -Yeah, totally. 737 00:38:33,285 --> 00:38:35,494 We do the sex so well, so, that's a great idea. 738 00:38:35,577 --> 00:38:38,452 All right, come on. Come here, you hot fucking piece of shit. 739 00:38:38,535 --> 00:38:41,077 -(LAUGHING) Okay, okay, easy! -(MOANS) 740 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,035 -Easy there, wolfman. -Sorry. 741 00:38:43,118 --> 00:38:44,786 -TABITHA: (LAUGHING) Oh, Jesus! -ROMAN: That was awesome. 742 00:38:44,869 --> 00:38:48,118 -I'm so fucking good at this. -TABITHA: Christ! 743 00:38:48,202 --> 00:38:49,452 -Oh! -ROMAN: Sorry. 744 00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:50,993 -It just was like... -I know. 745 00:38:51,077 --> 00:38:52,869 ...really squeezing hard with your finger. 746 00:38:52,952 --> 00:38:55,160 -It was really sexy. -(LAUGHS) 747 00:38:55,243 --> 00:38:57,577 -Oh, how I just took you. -(LAUGHS) 748 00:38:57,661 --> 00:39:01,661 That was great. Um, do you-- Do you wanna, though? Can we-- 749 00:39:01,744 --> 00:39:03,160 Do you wanna? 750 00:39:03,243 --> 00:39:04,410 -Okay. -Yeah. 751 00:39:04,494 --> 00:39:08,035 Do I want to... make love with me? 752 00:39:08,118 --> 00:39:09,744 No. Wow. (GRUNTS) 753 00:39:12,327 --> 00:39:15,577 Hey, hey. I'm not, uh... 754 00:39:16,827 --> 00:39:20,077 I'm not uninterested in solving you. 755 00:39:22,118 --> 00:39:25,869 -Yeah? -Mm-hmm. Yes. 756 00:39:25,952 --> 00:39:28,786 Do you think there's a way that we can, like... 757 00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:33,911 make it kinda like wrong? 758 00:39:35,285 --> 00:39:38,619 (NAOMI LAUGHING) 759 00:39:38,702 --> 00:39:41,327 (KENDALL SCREAMS) 760 00:39:42,786 --> 00:39:43,952 (NAOMI SQUEALS) 761 00:39:44,952 --> 00:39:46,077 NAOMI: Chopper ahoy. 762 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,327 -Oh, shit! (LAUGHS) -(KENDALL GRUNTS) 763 00:39:51,410 --> 00:39:53,285 Show me what you got! 764 00:39:54,619 --> 00:39:56,786 -(SIGHS) -(KENDALL GROANS) 765 00:39:56,869 --> 00:39:58,869 -Okay. -Mm! 766 00:39:58,952 --> 00:40:05,202 Altimeter is go. Wiggle--Wiggle stick, twisty stick is go. 767 00:40:05,285 --> 00:40:06,577 -The throttle... -NAOMI: Oh! 768 00:40:06,661 --> 00:40:10,243 Turbo throttles. We gotta put these on. 769 00:40:10,327 --> 00:40:13,911 -Spinny-spinny, chicken dinny! -(NAOMI LAUGHS) 770 00:40:13,993 --> 00:40:16,077 NAOMI: You don't know what you're doing! 771 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,702 -Holy fuck! -(GASPS) 772 00:40:17,786 --> 00:40:19,202 -KENDALL: Uh... -NAOMI: Wait. 773 00:40:19,285 --> 00:40:21,077 -(KENDALL LAUGHS) -No. 774 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,410 -(MUTTERING) -NAOMI: No, no! Abort! 775 00:40:24,494 --> 00:40:26,911 Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. 776 00:40:26,993 --> 00:40:30,160 We're good. I'm good. We're okay. We're okay. 777 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,202 Yeah. 778 00:40:34,661 --> 00:40:37,452 (LAUGHTER) 779 00:40:37,535 --> 00:40:41,952 -We're good. That's good. -(LAUGHS) 780 00:40:43,327 --> 00:40:45,077 There's just a slight technical issue 781 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,911 with what I like to call the spriller. 782 00:40:48,993 --> 00:40:51,577 -The spinner? -The spinner. 783 00:40:51,661 --> 00:40:54,327 You're such a little nothing, aren't you? 784 00:40:55,369 --> 00:40:57,702 Uh-huh. Maybe. 785 00:41:11,077 --> 00:41:12,993 Uh--I don't--I'm just-- I'm just gonna put the light on. 786 00:41:13,077 --> 00:41:15,077 ROMAN: Oh, don't--Okay, I wish you didn't do that. That's-- 787 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,661 I know, I just-- I'm a person who needs, like... 788 00:41:16,744 --> 00:41:18,369 -Tabs, you're meant to be dead. -...visual stimulation 789 00:41:18,452 --> 00:41:19,786 -to get into it, so... -I know, I get that, but I-- 790 00:41:19,869 --> 00:41:20,993 That will help us, I promise you. 791 00:41:21,077 --> 00:41:22,619 What about my needs? But don't-- 792 00:41:22,702 --> 00:41:24,327 Sure. I thought we could just, like, try. You could just 793 00:41:24,410 --> 00:41:25,911 -keep your eyes closed-- -Yeah, but you shouldn't be 794 00:41:25,993 --> 00:41:27,410 turned on, because dead women aren't wet. 795 00:41:28,661 --> 00:41:30,702 -Um... -Right, okay, um... 796 00:41:30,786 --> 00:41:33,744 -Kinda ruining the realism. -So... Let me just... 797 00:41:33,827 --> 00:41:35,577 -Ow. -Okay, okay. 798 00:41:37,035 --> 00:41:39,160 You want it to seem like I'm dead, 799 00:41:39,243 --> 00:41:40,869 -and you're raping me? -I don't want to get into 800 00:41:40,952 --> 00:41:43,744 a semantic arg--Oh, my God, no. It's just gonna be a little less 801 00:41:45,494 --> 00:41:46,744 like, "Sex, yay!" 802 00:41:48,869 --> 00:41:50,327 Yeah, I--I-- 803 00:41:50,410 --> 00:41:52,494 Mm, I think maybe the morgue is closing for the night. 804 00:41:52,577 --> 00:41:55,160 Okay. It's just, I'm--I'm just saying, if we, like, 805 00:41:55,243 --> 00:41:58,494 politely agree on a wrong thing, then it's no longer wrong. 806 00:41:58,577 --> 00:42:00,993 I mean, I'm--That's just like basic boner arithmetic. 807 00:42:01,077 --> 00:42:03,452 I just--Yeah, no, thank you for that lesson, 808 00:42:03,535 --> 00:42:06,993 Professor Can't-Fuck. I'm, uh... I'm gonna go in here, 809 00:42:07,077 --> 00:42:10,118 and, you know, if you hear my electric toothbrush 810 00:42:10,202 --> 00:42:12,827 for a little too long, it's because I'm masturbating, so... 811 00:42:12,911 --> 00:42:15,410 Okay. Thank you. 812 00:42:17,702 --> 00:42:20,744 NAOMI: When I had my, um, big... 813 00:42:20,827 --> 00:42:25,993 My... biggest crackup... 814 00:42:29,702 --> 00:42:31,077 My mom died. 815 00:42:33,285 --> 00:42:40,619 And I couldn't get from South Africa to this, 816 00:42:40,702 --> 00:42:47,661 and you people and your fucking tabloids 817 00:42:47,744 --> 00:42:52,993 just, like, all the time pushing it and selling it, 818 00:42:53,077 --> 00:42:59,786 until I put a cherry on top and... (LAUGHS) 819 00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:06,535 ...I... wrapped my fucking Audi around a highway divider. 820 00:43:07,744 --> 00:43:13,911 So, yeah. Fuck you. Fuck your people, 821 00:43:13,993 --> 00:43:16,494 and fuck your peace pipe. 822 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,035 You know what the funny thing is, though? 823 00:43:33,118 --> 00:43:35,035 That my wrist will never fully heal? 824 00:43:36,869 --> 00:43:40,160 Or there's photos of me caked in blood with my femur 825 00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:44,619 -poking out? -We all have something, right? 826 00:43:44,702 --> 00:43:47,869 This deal isn't gonna change all that. 827 00:43:47,952 --> 00:43:52,035 -I mean, all I would say is-- -Oh, you've got it all sorted. 828 00:43:52,118 --> 00:43:54,077 Don't block your own escape. 829 00:43:55,494 --> 00:44:00,535 Just imagine getting out from under all this. 830 00:44:02,035 --> 00:44:04,619 Right? You can take the money... 831 00:44:04,702 --> 00:44:06,702 and you can just get the fuck out. 832 00:44:08,494 --> 00:44:09,535 And then what? 833 00:44:11,744 --> 00:44:12,869 Then, you're free. 834 00:44:25,410 --> 00:44:26,452 Psst! 835 00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:42,619 -Hi. -Good God. 836 00:44:42,702 --> 00:44:45,494 I was hoping we could touch base about my entire future 837 00:44:45,577 --> 00:44:49,327 being Hindenburged. (SIGHS) Oh, the Romanity. 838 00:44:49,410 --> 00:44:52,118 Come in or fuck off. This is loitering. 839 00:44:53,744 --> 00:44:56,494 You know, I'm not available 24 hours a day like an ATM. 840 00:44:56,577 --> 00:45:00,827 -Did you know about Shiv? -No. 841 00:45:00,911 --> 00:45:04,243 I mean, I didn't know-know, but... 842 00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:06,911 Anybody who wasn't a fucking moron would've figured it out. 843 00:45:06,993 --> 00:45:09,118 Yeah, got it. Do you have any booze. 844 00:45:09,202 --> 00:45:10,535 Here you go. 845 00:45:10,619 --> 00:45:12,327 ROMAN: Thank you. 846 00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:13,744 I'm sorry. 847 00:45:15,661 --> 00:45:17,494 Thank you. 848 00:45:17,577 --> 00:45:21,160 Thanks. If you have any, uh... Mm. 849 00:45:23,702 --> 00:45:27,369 Suggestions for what I should do for the rest of my life, 850 00:45:27,452 --> 00:45:28,869 I'm all ears. 851 00:45:28,952 --> 00:45:31,702 Well, I'm getting great reports from the training program. 852 00:45:31,786 --> 00:45:38,243 No shit! Amazing! Yes! Fuck yeah! Training program! 853 00:45:38,327 --> 00:45:41,035 Mm! Maybe one day, I can be in charge of making 854 00:45:41,118 --> 00:45:43,410 the rolly-coaster go... (IMITATES ROCKET BLAST) 855 00:45:43,494 --> 00:45:45,619 Alright, drink up because, you know, it's bedtime. 856 00:45:45,702 --> 00:45:48,118 -Let's go. -Okay. Mm! 857 00:45:50,535 --> 00:45:55,869 Unless you wanna schedule one of our special conference calls 858 00:45:55,952 --> 00:45:57,661 for, say, right now? 859 00:45:59,202 --> 00:46:00,993 -Excuse me? -Hi. 860 00:46:03,118 --> 00:46:07,577 -Wait, is that why you're here? -Mm-mm. No. I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. No. 861 00:46:07,661 --> 00:46:08,786 Jesus Christ. 862 00:46:09,952 --> 00:46:11,827 Roman, this is unacceptable. 863 00:46:11,911 --> 00:46:13,744 This is completely inappropriate. 864 00:46:13,827 --> 00:46:15,285 -Yeah? -What would your family say 865 00:46:15,369 --> 00:46:16,494 if they knew you were here? 866 00:46:16,577 --> 00:46:18,744 Oh, well, my family jimmy-fuck-corn, 867 00:46:18,827 --> 00:46:21,243 -and I don't care. -Yeah, but you do care. 868 00:46:21,327 --> 00:46:22,744 -No. -Yeah, I know you do. 869 00:46:22,827 --> 00:46:26,869 And they would be ashamed of you, and rightly so. 870 00:46:26,952 --> 00:46:29,327 Okay, I'm very sorry, Gerri how are you-- 871 00:46:29,410 --> 00:46:31,494 No, you don't get to speak. 872 00:46:31,577 --> 00:46:33,410 You have always been a disappointment, 873 00:46:33,494 --> 00:46:36,577 but this is just... You have gone beyond the pale. 874 00:46:38,535 --> 00:46:40,285 -I have? -Oh, yeah. 875 00:46:40,369 --> 00:46:41,702 You know what you are? 876 00:46:43,327 --> 00:46:45,077 What am I? 877 00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:49,535 You're a sick fuck. You're a sick fucking animal. 878 00:46:50,869 --> 00:46:53,535 -Yeah? -Yeah, don't look at me. 879 00:46:55,702 --> 00:46:58,035 Get in that bathroom. Now! 880 00:47:00,118 --> 00:47:01,202 Go on. 881 00:47:02,702 --> 00:47:03,952 And you will stay in there 882 00:47:04,035 --> 00:47:06,535 until you have done something with yourself. 883 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:14,744 You have a problem, Roman. 884 00:47:14,827 --> 00:47:17,285 A revolting problem in your head. 885 00:47:17,369 --> 00:47:19,911 This is why you'll never be anything but a disgrace, 886 00:47:19,993 --> 00:47:23,661 a rotten little nothing. Jesus Christ, you are 887 00:47:23,744 --> 00:47:26,077 -a classic fuckup, Roman. -(ROMAN PANTING) 888 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,369 GERRI: What are we gonna do about you? 889 00:47:29,535 --> 00:47:31,160 What if they could see you now? 890 00:47:31,243 --> 00:47:34,702 -Oh, my God. -(ROMAN MOANS) 891 00:49:04,702 --> 00:49:09,869 So did anybody--Uh, anybody get into any fun last night, or...? 892 00:49:09,952 --> 00:49:11,410 -Um... -Fun? 893 00:49:11,494 --> 00:49:14,993 I jerked off in Gerri's bathroom last night. 894 00:49:15,077 --> 00:49:16,410 -TABITHA: Hmm. -Yeah. 895 00:49:16,494 --> 00:49:18,118 -So classy of you. -KENDALL: Morning. 896 00:49:18,202 --> 00:49:20,744 It's okay. Don't worry about it. It was actually her idea. 897 00:49:20,827 --> 00:49:23,577 Think it really got the old gal's juices flowing. 898 00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:26,285 Even as a joke, that is a stomach-turning thought. 899 00:49:26,369 --> 00:49:28,160 (TABITHA LAUGHS) 900 00:49:28,243 --> 00:49:32,452 NAN: ...about the family dynamic of, I think he 901 00:49:32,535 --> 00:49:37,035 wants to be successor. (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 902 00:49:37,118 --> 00:49:39,452 Con. I was just getting a headcount. 903 00:49:39,535 --> 00:49:41,327 Did it blow up with Maxim? 904 00:49:41,410 --> 00:49:45,952 A little. But then we cracked open a bottle of port... (LAUGHS) 905 00:49:46,035 --> 00:49:49,911 -and, uh, I, um... I'm not sure. -(LAUGHS) What happened? 906 00:49:49,993 --> 00:49:53,869 Uh... I got tipsy and I offered him the State Department? 907 00:49:53,952 --> 00:49:55,327 -Good? -Yeah. 908 00:49:55,410 --> 00:49:56,494 Good. 909 00:50:00,285 --> 00:50:05,452 So, the family had a closed-door meeting this morning. 910 00:50:05,535 --> 00:50:09,827 -Uh-huh. Bad or good? -I'm sorry, but, uh... 911 00:50:09,911 --> 00:50:12,993 I'm blind on this one too. You know, I... 912 00:50:13,077 --> 00:50:16,702 I thought you'd have more time, and I thought I could get in 913 00:50:16,786 --> 00:50:20,202 and waggle the old screwdriver, but, uh, she doesn't always 914 00:50:20,285 --> 00:50:22,285 listen to me. 915 00:50:22,369 --> 00:50:26,369 -So? -But Nan would like to meet 916 00:50:26,452 --> 00:50:33,035 you, Marcia, Gerri, Shiv, Kendall after breakfast. 917 00:50:37,118 --> 00:50:39,744 Relax. It's only life or death. 918 00:50:52,744 --> 00:50:57,952 Please, take a seat. (CLEARS THROAT) 919 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:01,786 Is Marcia coming? 920 00:51:01,869 --> 00:51:04,661 LOGAN: Uh, she's gone for a walk. 921 00:51:04,744 --> 00:51:08,243 She is a credit. A lot of men in your station, 922 00:51:08,327 --> 00:51:12,452 they go for, uh, a certain... type. 923 00:51:14,202 --> 00:51:18,285 Anyway, we all managed to get through an evening 924 00:51:18,369 --> 00:51:21,243 pleasantly enough. That's not why we're here, is it? 925 00:51:21,327 --> 00:51:24,160 No, it's not. 926 00:51:24,243 --> 00:51:28,619 NAN: I have no illusions about who Logan Roy is. 927 00:51:28,702 --> 00:51:31,452 Who his children are. I'm not an idiot. 928 00:51:31,535 --> 00:51:34,202 Well, something has to be done. Eight straight quarters 929 00:51:34,285 --> 00:51:37,744 of losses is a hard truth, and we can't do good news 930 00:51:37,827 --> 00:51:40,285 -without deep pockets. -Uh-huh. 931 00:51:41,827 --> 00:51:44,786 Call me a romantic, but I happen to believe that the presence 932 00:51:44,869 --> 00:51:48,077 of Pierce news cameras was what stopped certain East German 933 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:51,661 border guards from opening fire in 1989. 934 00:51:51,744 --> 00:51:53,993 We helped take down that wall. 935 00:51:54,702 --> 00:51:55,786 Yes. 936 00:51:56,494 --> 00:51:58,118 Commendable. 937 00:51:58,202 --> 00:52:00,993 You may not believe that, but I do. 938 00:52:02,243 --> 00:52:04,535 Now, here we are. 939 00:52:04,619 --> 00:52:09,202 On the one hand, I do not like you very much. 940 00:52:09,285 --> 00:52:12,327 And I do not like your politics. 941 00:52:12,410 --> 00:52:16,327 On the other hand, I had a conversation this morning 942 00:52:16,410 --> 00:52:20,702 with my cousin Naomi, and she believes that a sale 943 00:52:20,786 --> 00:52:25,160 is the only way to ensure that Pierce Media can flourish. 944 00:52:26,911 --> 00:52:29,035 And that may be where we are. 945 00:52:31,952 --> 00:52:33,911 Rhea, what do you think? 946 00:52:33,993 --> 00:52:38,410 I think... I think we're worth more. 947 00:52:39,827 --> 00:52:41,327 We have made a very generous offer 948 00:52:41,410 --> 00:52:43,285 in terms of market valuations. 949 00:52:43,369 --> 00:52:46,077 -RHEA: Nevertheless. -I don't like to be squeezed. 950 00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:49,077 -I thought we had a number. -Uh-huh. 951 00:52:51,577 --> 00:52:55,243 Yeah. And, uh, I mean... 952 00:52:57,035 --> 00:52:58,077 Hmm. 953 00:52:59,993 --> 00:53:01,786 I could go to 25. 954 00:53:02,786 --> 00:53:04,744 But it would have to be fast. 955 00:53:06,494 --> 00:53:10,077 Then, in that case... with a certain heaviness 956 00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:13,661 of heart, if I honestly had to say, from the family's 957 00:53:13,744 --> 00:53:15,077 point of view... 958 00:53:18,744 --> 00:53:19,786 yes. 959 00:53:21,285 --> 00:53:23,243 (NAN CLEARS THROAT) 960 00:53:23,327 --> 00:53:29,285 Very well. If we can clear up our ethical concerns, 961 00:53:29,369 --> 00:53:31,118 I think we can talk. 962 00:53:31,202 --> 00:53:33,744 We would like to retain some board seats, 963 00:53:33,827 --> 00:53:37,993 and get ironclad editorial protections in place. 964 00:53:38,077 --> 00:53:40,577 I think that could be hammered out. 965 00:53:40,661 --> 00:53:43,410 -NAN: Also. -Also. 966 00:53:43,494 --> 00:53:46,577 I think we would also like to have a conversation 967 00:53:46,661 --> 00:53:48,535 about management. 968 00:53:48,619 --> 00:53:51,535 -LOGAN: Uh-huh. -I won't have that man 969 00:53:51,619 --> 00:53:55,452 overseeing our news. I'm sorry. It's just not tenable. 970 00:53:55,535 --> 00:53:57,535 That won't be a problem. 971 00:53:57,619 --> 00:54:03,160 NAN: More important, we would like you to publicly announce 972 00:54:03,243 --> 00:54:04,327 a successor. 973 00:54:05,619 --> 00:54:07,035 LOGAN: Mm-hmm. 974 00:54:07,118 --> 00:54:10,285 And we would like the person you publicly announce 975 00:54:10,369 --> 00:54:12,494 to be Siobhan Roy. 976 00:54:15,118 --> 00:54:16,327 LOGAN: Well... 977 00:54:17,827 --> 00:54:20,327 that's not quite how I do things. 978 00:54:21,661 --> 00:54:25,535 Well, it will have to be, or there's no deal. 979 00:54:25,619 --> 00:54:28,535 We want to announce the sale and Shiv at the same time, 980 00:54:28,619 --> 00:54:31,285 because, frankly, she may be one of you, but she's young, 981 00:54:31,369 --> 00:54:35,452 she's a woman, and her politics fit better with the core values 982 00:54:35,535 --> 00:54:39,494 of our family business. So... 983 00:54:41,577 --> 00:54:43,035 that's the offer. 984 00:54:44,494 --> 00:54:48,827 Well, to be fair, you don't have an offer. 985 00:54:50,535 --> 00:54:52,243 I have an offer. 986 00:54:52,327 --> 00:54:55,369 And if I announce my daughter, 987 00:54:56,952 --> 00:55:01,993 my daughter will be announced on my time. 988 00:55:02,077 --> 00:55:05,619 NAN: Okay. Let me explain something. 989 00:55:05,702 --> 00:55:09,118 -Oh, please. -You can't put a value 990 00:55:09,202 --> 00:55:10,535 on what we do. 991 00:55:11,786 --> 00:55:15,410 Funny. I have put a value on what you do. 992 00:55:15,494 --> 00:55:22,410 Well, if you won't budge, then I'm afraid we have no deal. 993 00:55:33,911 --> 00:55:35,035 Then we're done. 994 00:55:44,911 --> 00:55:45,952 Uh... 995 00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:48,243 Would you like to hear 996 00:55:48,327 --> 00:55:50,410 my favorite passage from Shakespeare? 997 00:55:53,202 --> 00:55:55,243 Take the fucking money. 998 00:56:02,744 --> 00:56:05,243 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 999 00:56:51,494 --> 00:56:53,077 What a weird family. 1000 00:56:56,827 --> 00:56:58,285 (LOGAN SIGHS) 1001 00:57:01,535 --> 00:57:02,619 (INHALES) 1002 00:57:04,035 --> 00:57:05,786 So, you wanna talk about it? 1003 00:57:07,243 --> 00:57:11,786 -You wanna say something, fine. -Uh... What happened? 1004 00:57:13,827 --> 00:57:16,535 LOGAN: Uh... (MURMURS) 1005 00:57:19,452 --> 00:57:22,369 Hmm. (GRUNTS) 1006 00:57:30,827 --> 00:57:33,243 -(YELLS) -SHIV: Jesus Christ, Dad! 1007 00:57:33,327 --> 00:57:35,577 -What? -It's dangerous! 1008 00:57:35,661 --> 00:57:38,911 -We good? -Drive your fucking whirly-bird! 1009 00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,869 Yeah? Yeah. 1010 00:58:01,702 --> 00:58:02,702 Uh-huh. 1011 00:58:04,952 --> 00:58:08,786 Uh-huh. (SCOFFS) 1012 00:58:08,869 --> 00:58:12,285 That's god-damn fucking right! 1013 00:58:12,369 --> 00:58:15,744 -Should we go? -SHIV: Yeah. He won't talk. 1014 00:58:15,827 --> 00:58:18,243 Let's have one more and we'll get out of here. 1015 00:58:18,327 --> 00:58:22,661 Hey, Richard. Ah! Oh, my God! 1016 00:58:22,744 --> 00:58:28,285 You guys! You g--You did it! That--Yeah, congratulations! 1017 00:58:29,452 --> 00:58:30,827 -ALL: Hey. -Hey. 1018 00:58:30,911 --> 00:58:32,369 -Yeah! -MARCIA: Hello, Greg. 1019 00:58:32,452 --> 00:58:37,035 Um, actually going by Gregory, now, but, uh... yeah. 1020 00:58:37,118 --> 00:58:40,744 No matter. (CHUCKLES) Uh, thank you, Richard. 1021 00:58:40,827 --> 00:58:43,160 -Wow. How are you, Marcia? -Good, thanks. 1022 00:58:43,243 --> 00:58:47,410 Good. And how--How was it? How wa--Was it awesome, or...? 1023 00:58:47,494 --> 00:58:49,160 Uh... Yeah, it was eventful. 1024 00:58:49,243 --> 00:58:51,369 KENDALL: Yeah, it was good. It was good. 1025 00:58:51,452 --> 00:58:52,827 Nice of you to come by, man. 1026 00:58:52,911 --> 00:58:57,243 GREG: No worries. This is huge for us! Um... 1027 00:58:57,327 --> 00:59:00,577 And this, like, saves us, maybe, from the takeover. 1028 00:59:00,661 --> 00:59:03,369 -LOGAN: Greg! -Hey! Gregory! 1029 00:59:03,452 --> 00:59:07,577 Have a drink, have a drink, you beautiful Ichabod Crane! 1030 00:59:07,661 --> 00:59:11,285 -Fuck you! (LAUGHS) -Yeah! (LAUGHS) Oh, wow. 1031 00:59:11,369 --> 00:59:14,577 Well, I j--I gotta say, well done. You won. 1032 00:59:14,661 --> 00:59:19,410 Yeah. Yeah. Money wins. 1033 00:59:21,786 --> 00:59:24,327 -Here's to us. -ALL: To us. 1034 00:59:24,410 --> 00:59:26,077 -KENDALL: To us. -TABITHA: To us. 1035 00:59:29,285 --> 00:59:30,327 (LOGAN EXHALES) 1036 01:01:01,744 --> 01:01:02,410 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1037 01:01:02,744 --> 01:01:05,202 Hey, nice vest, Wamsgans, it's so puffy. 1038 01:01:05,869 --> 01:01:07,744 What's it stuffed with, your hopes and dreams? 1039 01:01:09,494 --> 01:01:11,869 SHIV ROY: There's a potential crisis coming. 1040 01:01:11,952 --> 01:01:13,285 There's a journalist looking into Cruises 1041 01:01:13,369 --> 01:01:15,285 and there's a big piece coming. 1042 01:01:15,744 --> 01:01:18,494 Let's finish the job before this breaks. 1043 01:01:18,577 --> 01:01:21,118 -KENDALL: How long do we have? -Hours, maybe minutes. 1044 01:01:22,285 --> 01:01:25,661 Can you persuade her to ink it here, tomorrow? 1045 01:01:26,202 --> 01:01:29,494 RHEA JARRELL: If Nan gets cold feet and you can't buy us, 1046 01:01:29,952 --> 01:01:31,577 your dad could lose control. 1047 01:01:31,911 --> 01:01:34,369 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1048 01:01:36,410 --> 01:01:37,869 Hello, hello! 1049 01:01:37,952 --> 01:01:40,952 Bagging Pierce is the key to our proxy defense, 1050 01:01:41,410 --> 01:01:44,035 and the defense is life itself. 1051 01:01:44,535 --> 01:01:45,494 See you at Plymouth Rock. 1052 01:01:45,577 --> 01:01:47,035 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1053 01:01:47,118 --> 01:01:49,494 JESSE ARMSTRONG: In episode five, when they visited Pierce, 1054 01:01:49,577 --> 01:01:51,160 is-- an interesting thing to me is that 1055 01:01:51,243 --> 01:01:53,285 the Roys are somewhat outsiders, right? 1056 01:01:53,369 --> 01:01:55,744 Logan Roy is Scottish and Canadian, 1057 01:01:55,827 --> 01:01:58,786 and his family are one part of the media. 1058 01:01:59,243 --> 01:02:02,702 And I guess the Pierce's represent the Peabody, 1059 01:02:02,786 --> 01:02:03,827 Boston Brahmin, 1060 01:02:03,911 --> 01:02:05,452 the longer heritage in the business. 1061 01:02:05,786 --> 01:02:08,160 Welcome to Turnhaven, our city on the hill. 1062 01:02:08,243 --> 01:02:10,243 ARMSTRONG: That clash of cultures appealed to us. 1063 01:02:10,327 --> 01:02:13,202 And Logan wants their respect and he also wants, 1064 01:02:13,285 --> 01:02:14,619 at some level, to destroy them. 1065 01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:16,661 I suppose you've been waiting for this moment 1066 01:02:16,744 --> 01:02:19,118 for quite a while, haven't you, greedy guts? 1067 01:02:20,202 --> 01:02:21,702 ARMSTRONG: Cherry was fantastic to work with. 1068 01:02:21,786 --> 01:02:25,118 She's obviously something of a legend of stage and screen. 1069 01:02:25,202 --> 01:02:27,285 She had that formidable quality, 1070 01:02:27,369 --> 01:02:30,077 and she let's the ludicrous, you know, sort of life, 1071 01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:31,535 happen around her in a good way. 1072 01:02:31,911 --> 01:02:33,827 -NAN PIERCE: Cheers, everyone. -ALL: Cheers! 1073 01:02:35,077 --> 01:02:35,827 (APPLAUSE) 1074 01:02:36,118 --> 01:02:37,702 ARMSTRONG: In that dinner party scene, 1075 01:02:37,911 --> 01:02:40,911 the tough thing for Shiv is... 1076 01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:45,619 she has always been able to see how expectations and pressures 1077 01:02:45,993 --> 01:02:49,243 on her siblings have kind of bent them out of shape. 1078 01:02:49,327 --> 01:02:53,327 Any thought given to whom you might handover the keys? 1079 01:02:54,285 --> 01:02:56,285 Why madam, that is very forward. 1080 01:02:56,702 --> 01:02:57,827 And you're no fun. 1081 01:02:57,911 --> 01:03:00,160 It's easy to see that happening to other people, 1082 01:03:00,243 --> 01:03:01,993 but when you're the one under the microscope, 1083 01:03:02,077 --> 01:03:06,327 you can find yourself behaving in ways-- irrationally, unsmart. 1084 01:03:06,410 --> 01:03:08,952 Oh, for fuck's sake, Dad. Just tell them it's gonna be me. 1085 01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:11,285 There's lot's of times in life, aren't there, 1086 01:03:11,369 --> 01:03:14,202 when it's easy to be the one watching and saying, 1087 01:03:14,285 --> 01:03:15,827 "That's foolish." 1088 01:03:15,911 --> 01:03:17,786 But when you're suddenly under the spotlight, 1089 01:03:17,869 --> 01:03:20,452 you find yourself making unwise decisions. 1090 01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,118 My dad doesn't really like to be pushed. 1091 01:03:22,369 --> 01:03:24,202 Also, there could be repercussions. 1092 01:03:27,077 --> 01:03:28,869 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪