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- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Hey!

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KERRY CASTELLABATE:
Hi, how are you?

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- Good to see you.
- CONNOR ROY:
Oh, here's the old man.

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'Kay.

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Here he is.

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Looks good in there, huh?

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LOGAN ROY: Mm.

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CONNOR: Happy birthday, Pa.

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♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

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ROMAN ROY: <i>Yeah,
let's-- let's move on</i>

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<i>and put this in the--
in the "no" pile.</i>

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Can you tell me your idea
with this one? Just so I know

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what the thinking was
behind this branding?

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- CONSULTANT 1: <i>Yeah.</i>
- KENDALL ROY:
(IN SING-SONG VOICE) Oh, Romey!

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CONSULTANT 2: <i>Yeah,
this is another we've got.</i>

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- KENDALL: Where are you, dude?
- ROMAN: It's my brother,
he's coming.

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Let's put a pin
in this one and move on.

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KENDALL: Let a thousand
sunflowers bloom, Romey.

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- I wanna start
a business with you, brother.
- ROMAN: Oy, oy?

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- KENDALL: What's up, T?
- ROMAN: Um, this is...

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There's-- This is, uh, nothing.
So, yeah, no.

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- Right, fuckchops?
- KENDALL: Hey, guys.
Right, how we looking?

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DESIGNER 1: <i>This is one that
we feel could work
across every vertical...</i>

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- No.
- ROMAN: No, that's...

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- KENDALL: No.
- That's a no. That's a hard no.

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In terms of what we need for
our new venture, The Hundred,

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- they're-- they're...
- ROMAN: They're shitty.

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- DESIGNER 2: <i>Okay.</i>
- KENDALL: They're--
they're shitty.

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- They're shitty. We can
just be honest here, right?
- DESIGNER 2: <i>Sure.</i>

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KENDALL: The Hundred
is Substack meets Masterclass,

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meets <i>The Economist,</i>
meets <i>The New Yorker.</i>

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- DESIGNER 1: <i>Right.</i>
- I feel like we said iconic
and you guys are leaning ironic.

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- Hey, T!
- ROMAN: Well, fucking
don't patronize me. Hey!

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- SHIV ROY:
I think the money is here.
- Oh, shit.

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And, Rome, I think your security
are being very weird with them.

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They're-- They seem stupid
and probably racist.

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Uh-huh. Well, you look tired,

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and your face is giving me
a headache.

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SHIV: Oh, thank you.

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ROMAN: So,
where have you been, sis?

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- What do you mean? Hey!
- (SMOOCHES)

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- Where have you been?
- Uh, it was traffic.
And a call.

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- ROMAN: Hmm!
- Business. For this.

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- It's a good contact.
- DESIGNER 2: <i>Look, uh, guys,</i>

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<i>- this is good feedback--</i>
- ROMAN: Yeah,
we're gonna circle back

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on exactly all that stuff
and we'll talk to you soon.

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See you... later.

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- So, traffic, huh?
- Yeah, traffic. What?

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Shivy, are you snaking?

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We hear that you've been talking
to the Jimenez transition team.

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Well, no.

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- ROMAN: Oh, no? No?
- No.

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Okay, so it's lies
that our friend told us?

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They're lying to us?

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Well, I've talked to them,

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but it's because I'm helping
them out, as you already know.

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Okay, so you-- you are talking?

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SHIV: No.

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I returned a call. They wanna,
you know, talk about talking.

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KENDALL: Oh, they wanna talk
about talking.

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What? Come on.
They haven't won the election,

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and they might not,
and Dad might not sell,

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and you two might bail,

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and it's a maybe,
maybe, maybe situation.

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Well, Dad is obviously selling.

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We're looking
at fucking logos here.

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I-- I drafted
a resignation statement

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- from Waystar, so...
- Yeah, same. I...

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This is just a big step, and so,
can't we keep some options?

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KENDALL: Keep options open?

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We're two days out
from Dad selling.

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Here's the thing. Here's what
you have to understand.

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(SMACKS LIPS)
I've smoked horse.

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- Yeah. He's scared of needles.
- KENDALL: It's really,

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- really, really fucking nice.
- He's not a real junkie. Mm-hmm.

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And, you know, I need something
super fucking absorbing

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in my life.
And if it isn't gonna be this,

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please just let me know, right?

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Because I-- I-- I feel like
I've been flying

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around the country,

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having serious
fucking conversations

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with serious people,

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expending serious
personal capital,

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and getting big fucking names
on board.

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- Yeah, same. Me, too.
- KENDALL: I know. That's right.

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Yeah, so we've all
been doing that.

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Are you worried that
this is maybe too small-scale?

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- What? No. No, do you?
- ROMAN: Me? No!

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My only worry
with The Hundred is,

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is it literally too good?

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- Like, why hasn't anyone done
this before?
- SHIV: Sure.

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I am in.

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I'm in. I am.

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ROMAN: Okay.

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GUESTS:
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Happy birthday, dear Logan ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

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- (ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
- Thank you.

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Jesus fucking Christ.

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(SIGHS)

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- (ELEVATOR DINGING)
- KERRY: You okay, Loge?

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(ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS)

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Munsters.
Meet the fucking Munsters.

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(ELEVATOR DOOR CLOSES)

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Who the fuck is this now?

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- So, I guess we should...
- Hi, hi. Welcome.

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- Welcome, Greg. And?
- GREG HIRSCH: Hey. Hey, Kerry.

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This is, uh, Bridget.
Bridget, this is Kerry.

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- Logan's...
- Friend, assistant, and advisor.

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Friend, assistant, and advisor.

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- Hey, I'm Bridget.
- Hi, Bridget.

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So great to meet you. Um, Greg,

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let me and you grab
Bridget a drink.

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- Yeah?
- GREG: Oh, yeah?

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Okay. So, excuse us, Bridget.

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- GREG: All right.
- (CLEARS THROAT)

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I'm sorry, we'll be right back.

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- BRIDGET: Okay. It's okay.
- Yeah.

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- Make yourself at home.
- Don't worry about it.

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- Who is this, Greg?
- That's my date.

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Uh-huh. Right, but who is she?

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I brought a date.
That's okay, right?

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What's her name?
What's her full name?

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- Bridget...
- Is it Random-fuck?

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Bridget Random-fuck?

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- You know--
- KERRY:
Is she from the apps, Greg?

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I really like her. I--
I might've fallen for her.

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KERRY: Oh, that's great.

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How many previous dates
have you had?

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Um, Kerry. I--
You know, I'm not--

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I'm not sure
this is appropriate.

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We're not a fucking
Shake Shack, Greg.

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This isn't a pre-fuck party.
It's a birthday party.

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And...

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I am a cousin. I get a plus one.

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- I'm-- I'm like an honorary kid.
- Oh, you're an honorary kid?

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Yeah. I mean Marcia once said

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- that I was always welcome--
- KERRY: Oh, Marcia's not here.

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She's in Milan,
shopping, forever.

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You do know that--
that we're in the middle

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of a very
hotly contested election,

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your uncle's on the break
of a very large sale,

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and scoping out
a very sensitive acquisition?

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Yeah? So, are you certain

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that she's not
gonna leak details

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right before the board meeting?

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Do you know she's not
a hostile corporate asset?

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- Okay, so, we're looking
for investment partners...
- I think that's good.

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...for a revolutionary
new media brand

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that's gonna redefine news
for the 21st century.

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It's an indispensable,
bespoke information hub.

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Then I go,
"The hundred greatest experts,

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best writers, top minds
in every field

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from Israel-Palestine to AI

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- to Michelin restaurants."
- (CELL PHONE BUZZING)

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KENDALL: "One-stop info shop,

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- high-calorie info snacks."
- I'm sorry, I've gotta...

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- I'm just gonna take this.
- ROMAN:
Oh, you're taking a call?

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- Okay, all right. Take it.
- KENDALL: Info parcels...

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- Info parcels or info snacks?
- ROMAN: None
of those make sense.

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- Hello.
- Hey.

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- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- How are you?

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Good. How are you? What is it?

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Yeah, I was just calling,

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just to give you a heads-up
and just to say hi,

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and, um, just to say,
just to let you know

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<i>that I just had a little drink
with Naomi Pierce last night.</i>

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Just in case of anything,

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I just wanted to,
uh, inform you.

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Uh, I'm sorry.
You're... Hmm.

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You're informing me?

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No, I just wanted
to perform the ask, um,

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out of due deference.

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Uh, just in case of photos
or getting talked about or--

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No, I'm sorry. You're--
you're-- you're asking me,

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or you're informing me?

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Shiv, it's not a thing.
It's not a thing.

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SHIV: <i>So, then
why are you letting me know?</i>

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Because it's not business.

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- But it is-- it is, uh...
- SHIV: <i>You know what? It's fine.</i>

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It's fine.
You're dating my brother's ex.

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(CHUCKLES) It's fine.

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Shiv, no. It's not--
It's a social-- It's social.

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It's not a sexual thing.

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You know? So, there's nothing
I need to tell you about.

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SHIV: <i>And yet,
you are telling me.</i>

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Because I bumped
into Marlinda, okay?

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And, of course,
she got her little beak in,

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so I had to tell her
it wasn't business

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because she asked, okay?
So, the headline is

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there's nothing to worry about.

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- Okay?
- SHIV: <i>You know what? It's fine.</i>

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It's all fucking fine.
Seriously. Knock yourself out.

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Go fucking nail her
in the coat check.

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I don't care.
The kid from St. Paul
has really made it.

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I just thought, under the terms
of what we agreed,

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this was something
worth discussing.

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SHIV:
<i>You don't discuss something,</i>

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<i>Tom, that's already
fucking happening.</i>

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You don't say like, "Hey, Shiv!

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Do you mind, uh,
Naomi and I are at the Pierre

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and I'm inside her.
Would you mind if I ejaculate?"

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- Whatever. Whatever. Fine. Fine.
- (CAR HORN BLARING)

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And look, I saw
from the calendar update,

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you're back in the city tonight?

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Yeah. So...

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why the fuck are you meeting
with her? What's going on?

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Take care, Shiv.

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♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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Another one is, it's like
a private members club,

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but for everyone.

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It is like clickbait in a way,
but for, like, smart people, no?

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Right, and, uh, and then we have
the ethos of a non-profit,

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but a path to crazy margins.

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- Shiv, you-- Shiv, you okay?
- Yeah.

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- You sure?
- No, it's fine. I'm fine.

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It's just, you know,

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Tom's apparently out
with Naomi Pierce.

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- Did you know about this?
- KENDALL: Um.

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♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

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- N-- Wh-- What, what? No.
- Where are you at with her?

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(KENDALL EXHALES SHARPLY)
I don't know, like,

227
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,425
carnival of mind fuck?
I don't know. It's...

228
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,718
We haven't really talked.

229
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,179
Well, apparently,
she's fucking Tom now, so...

230
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,598
Um, can I-- can I go get them?

231
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,225
SHIV: Yeah. I'm fine.
I'm actually fine.

232
00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:44,393
Yeah, I mean he's not...

233
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,103
I...

234
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:48,356
It was just a meeting,
apparently, so...

235
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,232
(INHALES DEEPLY)

236
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:52,360
It's fine. Let's do this.

237
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:55,488
Um, yeah? Do you...

238
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,949
Uh, T, do you think
they can just give us two?

239
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,035
I mean, it's fine,

240
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,703
but they just got off
a long flight, so--

241
00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,580
Just tell them they can shove
their petrodollars

242
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,956
up their human rights record, okay?

243
00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:07,249
We need to talk to our sister.

244
00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:08,751
Yeah, yeah. They're fine.
They're fine. They love it.

245
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,544
Jess, find them a journalist
to burn with cigarettes

246
00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:13,798
- while they wait,
or whatever they do.
- (CHUCKLES) Well, I'll just...

247
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,425
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) Okay.

248
00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:18,552
- KENDALL: Shiv, is it a date?
- (SIGHS, GROANS)

249
00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:22,348
- KENDALL: Or what is it?
- I don't... (BLOWS RASPBERRIES)

250
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:26,936
I don't know. I mean, honestly,
it probably isn't, but...

251
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,688
I mean, Naomi?

252
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:31,857
Pierce?

253
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,902
- Dad?
- KENDALL: Pierce is...

254
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:37,071
ROMAN: With Dad? You think what?

255
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,865
KENDALL: Right, so from my team,
I got sent this.

256
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,201
Apparently, Bun Pierce

257
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,578
has been tagged
on some girl's Insta at Dad's.

258
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:45,996
At Dad's?

259
00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:47,415
- ROMAN: Today?
- KENDALL: At the birthday.

260
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,582
- SHIV: What?
- Um...

261
00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:50,418
- KENDALL: So...
- Okay.

262
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:53,212
Well, board meeting, imminent.

263
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,965
He sells up,
but with ATN spun off?

264
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,300
SHIV: So...

265
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,052
What? He's-- he's--
he's lining up

266
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:03,639
a Pierce acquisition to add
to his little fucking ATN rump?

267
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,474
- ROMAN: No...
- I guess.

268
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:08,269
Or, you know,
it could just be a brain fuck.

269
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:11,439
Dad twisting our turnips,
playing the old fuck trombone.

270
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,066
Right, set Tom and Nay up
to just torture us.

271
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,277
(CHUCKLING)
Set them up to torture us?

272
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,945
- ROMAN: Yeah.
- I mean...

273
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:19,905
He's a sociopath,

274
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,282
but he wouldn't
be a good torturer.

275
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,741
Not 'cause he doesn't
have the stomach,

276
00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:24,452
but he just doesn't
have the patience.

277
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,745
- (ROMAN CHUCKLES)
- I'm gonna call Nay.

278
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:29,165
- ROMAN: Um, uh, Telly?
- CYRUS TELLIS: Yeah?

279
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,624
Telly, jelly, belly.

280
00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,835
- One query.
- KENDALL: Nay...

281
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:35,796
Pierce. PGN.
What's the, uh, vibes?

282
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:36,964
Ye ole rhumbatron?

283
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,507
- KENDALL: Can you call me?
- Are they in play?

284
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,718
Uh, well, I know
they're always open to offers,

285
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,845
and the sale contingent
on the trust is itchy,

286
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,430
I believe.

287
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,973
Should I call Nabby through?

288
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,145
Five more. Please.
Just give us five.

289
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,313
Okay, yeah.

290
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,690
(QUIETLY) Of course.

291
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,026
- (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
- (ROMAN CLICKS TONGUE)

292
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,405
- Fuck.
- WILLA FERREYRA:
Hey. Hey. You okay, Con?

293
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,032
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Oh, yeah. Yeah. Um...

294
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:08,871
Just polling, uh, and, yeah.
Ten days out and...

295
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,414
Nice.
What-- what do you have now?

296
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:13,167
- Solid. Still holding.
- Yeah, one percent.

297
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,628
It's just the fear is,
in these last days...

298
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,214
(INHALES DEEPLY)
...uh, it could get squeezed.

299
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,382
- Squeezed down?
- WILLA: Mm-hmm.

300
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:23,052
From one? 'Cause that's
the lowest number possible.

301
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,054
Uh, no. There's,
you know, decimals.

302
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,805
You know, they're saying
that I could need

303
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,641
to get aggressive
in certain media markets

304
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,602
because both sides are trying
to squeeze my percent.

305
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,395
- (SCOFFS)
- That's greedy,

306
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:34,980
knowing they have
all the other percents.

307
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,732
I know, but then...

308
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,193
it gets awfully spendy
to get aggressive.

309
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,402
Like, how much?

310
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:47,284
- Like another 100 mil.
- One hundred million? Damn.

311
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:48,452
Wow.

312
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,037
I mean, and--
So, what would you get for that?

313
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:52,540
- I mean, could you win?
- (CHUCKLES) Good Lord, no.

314
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:56,877
No, no. Uh,
that won't move the needle, no.

315
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:58,587
Uh, the hope is
that would maintain--

316
00:13:58,587 --> 00:13:59,755
maintain my percent.

317
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,799
Okay,
and for your percent you get?

318
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,300
He gets a place
in the conversation.

319
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,593
GREG: Which is great.

320
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,720
'Cause conversation's
important to be inside of.

321
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,265
- Mm-hmm.
- But it is kind of a lot.

322
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,684
- Right, Will?
- A hundred million?

323
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,728
I mean, well, yeah. Mm-hmm.

324
00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:18,899
But if you spent it,
you'd still be...

325
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,236
- you know, like, rich.
- Oh, sure.

326
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,655
- Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
- (CHUCKLES)

327
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:29,577
Nevertheless,
like, minus a hundred million.

328
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:34,707
...when it comes to this new
venture with GoJo. And if you
talk to Matsson, consider...

329
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,294
- Right. Thank you.
- GUEST: Yes, sir.

330
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,213
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- ♪ (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

331
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,298
So...

332
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,176
Looks good.

333
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:47,970
- We squared away on this?
- Yeah. Got the structure.

334
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,388
Got the landing zone.
(INHALES SHARPLY)

335
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,182
Naomi thinks that Nan has lost
all interest in the business.

336
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,101
The Left are going
after them now.

337
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,436
(GROANS) Savages.

338
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,771
- They eat their own.
- Yeah. The cousins want out.

339
00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:00,941
So, I think, uh,
a last push on price, maybe.

340
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:04,278
A little tummy tickle
on culture. And, uh, yeah.

341
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:05,654
Naomi's flown out to reassure.

342
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:08,699
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah. So, this is it.

343
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:12,870
You landed the plane, Logan.
Forty-eight hours and out.

344
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,039
Congratulations. (CHUCKLES)

345
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,795
Have you heard
from the, uh, rats?

346
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,422
Shiv?

347
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:25,549
No.

348
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,801
Good.

349
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,930
One thing has been
on my mind though, sir.

350
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:34,266
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes, um...

351
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,226
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

352
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:39,313
Well, with one thing and another
and, you know,

353
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:44,443
I'm sure we'll iron it all out,
but the rocky, old road of life,

354
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:51,450
um, and the wife part of that
can be a difficult part of it.

355
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,161
As you know. (CHUCKLES)

356
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,954
Not to comment, just to say...

357
00:15:55,954 --> 00:15:58,791
Just to say it would be great
to get your take.

358
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,584
You know, hopefully,
it won't come to that,

359
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,086
but... (INHALES SHARPLY)

360
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,672
...in the end,
if there is just too much

361
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,674
emotional, um, shrapnel,

362
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,468
I-- I wondered
what your view would be.

363
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,512
Not that you necessarily need
to have one, but...

364
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:17,267
what would happen
were a marriage, such as mine,

365
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,895
and, you know,
even in fact mine,

366
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:23,023
uh, if that were to falter
to the point of failure?

367
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,025
If you and Shiv were to bust up?

368
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:26,443
Right.

369
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:33,325
I guess, you know, Shiv and I
have had this experiment,

370
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:38,372
this trial separation, but--
but whatever happens, you know,

371
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:43,335
- we'll always be good, right?
- If we're good, we're good.

372
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:47,047
Okay. Well, that's heartening.

373
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,091
That's-- that's heartening.

374
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,260
I'm heartened by that.
That's great.

375
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:55,431
Kerry, where's the grub, huh?

376
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,015
Tom's going off his nut here.

377
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,225
- (CHUCKLES)
- KERRY: Oh.

378
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,234
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
So, you two are thinking

379
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,486
we should be buying Pierce, huh?

380
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,323
Because that's obviously
what you're thinking,

381
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,325
and let me just say,

382
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,494
that's quite the fucking pivot!

383
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,912
Right.

384
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,623
You may be thinking,
"What about The Hundred?"

385
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:23,959
Maybe, fuck The Hundred?

386
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,627
- KENDALL: Maybe.
- ROMAN: Fuck The Hundred, Shiv?

387
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,296
After Dubai,
you were high as shit on it.

388
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,465
- It was basically your idea.
- I love it. I do.

389
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,050
- ROMAN: You do?
- Yes, but can't we do both?

390
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,635
- Can't we do both? Okay, yeah.
- SHIV: Yeah.

391
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,888
Let's launch a high-visibility,

392
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,057
execution-dependent,
disruptor news brand

393
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,184
while simultaneously
performing CPR

394
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,436
on a fucking corpse
of a legacy media conglomerate.

395
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,812
Should we ask Tellis,
the bankers?

396
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,481
Yes. Let's ask Tellis.
I wonder what he's gonna say.

397
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,691
We'll say, "Hey, Telly,
would you rather five million

398
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:48,901
in fees from a funding round,

399
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,695
or 35 million
from an acquisition?" Hmm.

400
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,781
I thought we were going
for The Hundred.

401
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,950
- Small, new, fast on our feet.
- Are you scared of fighting Dad?

402
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,952
ROMAN: Am I scared
of fighting-- No, Ken.

403
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,496
It's just
that's getting fucking old.

404
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,164
You spent the last three months
hunting down,

405
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,374
you know,
contributors, backers, right?

406
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,585
- Working your fucking ass off.
- Look, I don't have a view.

407
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,463
All I would say is, maybe
it's worth the conversation.

408
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,881
All right, it is our wheelhouse.

409
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:14,301
It's a Daimler that's been
in the barn for 20 years.

410
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:17,346
Clear the chicken shit
off that thing, fucking maybe.

411
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:20,557
Okay. But can we even afford it?

412
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:24,520
Yeah, I mean, what,
it's-- it's half now,

413
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,355
so that's like eight, nine bil.

414
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,148
And after the GoJo sale,
that's--

415
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,484
- We'll have two, three bil...
- KENDALL: Three.

416
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,986
...so, yeah, that's our nut.

417
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:35,364
KENDALL: Hey, if we partner up,

418
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,282
with our name,
with these fucks here,

419
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,494
some other pieces of shit?
Our experience?

420
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,496
Shiv, the yummy, dummy Demmy,

421
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:45,082
my profile as the fearless
fighter of the good fight,

422
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,542
you as the dirty,
little fucker...

423
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,418
- ROMAN: He really knows himself.
- ...pushing the filth buttons.

424
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:51,672
I mean, I think--
Yeah, new gen Roys.

425
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:52,923
We have a fucking song to sing.

426
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:55,217
- I mean, as a business, it's--
- (ROMAN CLEARING THROAT)

427
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,802
It's much better
than the made-up company

428
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,178
of dreams
we were ready to pitch.

429
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,097
- Fuck you. You fucking...
You loved it!
- SHIV: No!

430
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,598
- SHIV: What? I do.
- You did.

431
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,058
I do. It's very exciting.

432
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:04,977
- But it's kinda bullshit.
- (ROMAN CHUCKLES)

433
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,270
- Rome, it is.
- (ROMAN SNORTING)

434
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,522
It's just,
I wanna do something. It's--

435
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,649
We have a seminal election
about to happen,

436
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,819
and it's fucking 1933,
and I wanna have a say.

437
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,405
- Uh.
- It makes sense, Rome.

438
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,365
Start an empire
with an established brand.

439
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,827
All right, at least--
at least, rule it out.

440
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,956
- ♪ (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

441
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,541
- Oh!
- Disgustibus!

442
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,421
So, I hear you've made
an enormous faux pas

443
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,922
and everyone's laughing
up their sleeves

444
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:37,301
- about your date.
- What? Why?

445
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:42,055
Why? Because she's brought
a ludicrously capacious bag.

446
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:45,350
- What's...
- What's even in there? Huh?

447
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,644
Flat shoes for the subway?
Her lunch pail?

448
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,104
- (CHUCKLES)
- I mean, Greg, it's monstrous.

449
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,773
It's gargantuan.
You could take it camping.

450
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:53,483
You could slide it
across the floor

451
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:55,861
- after a bank job.
- Well, whatever.

452
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,613
She's another tick on the chart.

453
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:03,201
- (IN SING-SONG VOICE)
The Disgusting Brothers!
- Don't-- Don't call us that.

454
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:04,578
Don't.

455
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,164
It was heavily ironized, Greg.

456
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,082
- All right?
- Okay, I'm kidding.

457
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,459
I really do like her.

458
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,169
- Uh-huh?
- Yeah.

459
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,047
Well, she's used
all the display towels

460
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,798
in the bathroom.
Another sopping wet.

461
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,717
She's gabbling about herself

462
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,761
- and posting on social media.
- (SCOFFS)

463
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,471
She's asking people
personal questions,

464
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,223
and, uh, she's wolfing
all the canapés

465
00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:26,975
like a famished warthog.

466
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:29,853
People are overreacting, okay?

467
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,980
She brought a normal
sort of handbag.

468
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,066
You are a laughingstock
in polite society.

469
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,026
(WHISPERS) You'll never go
to the opera again.

470
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,486
Maybe, we should go.

471
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,780
Oh, are you okay?

472
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,281
- Wh-- what happened?
- Nothing.

473
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,659
I just asked Logan for a selfie.

474
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:46,828
You asked Logan for a selfie?

475
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,789
Yeah, I said,
"Congrats on the big deal."

476
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,416
And I was, like,
"Ka-ching. Am I right?"

477
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,460
I was being--
I was being funny.

478
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,003
- (SNORTS)
- (CLICKS TONGUE)

479
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:56,838
All right, so I'm in touch
with her bankers.

480
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,257
Nan thinks she's honor bound
to another buyer.

481
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:01,426
Ah.

482
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,513
- Did she say no?
- No. But they're close

483
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,723
to agreeing the outlines
of a deal.

484
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:09,267
There's not a ton of interest,
managing the family's
a nightmare,

485
00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:10,686
so they're looking
for a preferred bidder

486
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,980
- to run a bilateral.
- Uh-huh.

487
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,440
TELLIS: She wants to lock in
that preferred bidder tonight.

488
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,694
So, she didn't think
it could work, but...

489
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,947
she did say she could speak
to you, Shiv, maybe.

490
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:27,703
Oh. Okay.
Well, should I at least call?

491
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,955
Just-- just check in
at Grey Gardens

492
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,708
and go, you know,
mano a Nan-o?

493
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,292
Just see if there's anything
there at all?

494
00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:35,460
KENDALL: Work your magic.

495
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,883
- ♪ (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

496
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,301
- You good?
- LOGAN: Uh-huh.

497
00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:44,428
It's nice, huh?

498
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,014
Yeah, little piggies
stuffing their mouths.

499
00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:51,143
Why is everybody
so fucking happy?

500
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,937
- Logan. (CHUCKLES)
- (SIGHS)

501
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:56,023
- You okay?
- Yeah.

502
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:59,484
I got done a huge fucking deal
in exactly the right time.

503
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:02,112
I got ATN, plus Pierce.

504
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,156
(INHALES SHARPLY)
I got the election.

505
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,158
I got plenty on my plate.

506
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,659
Sure.

507
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:11,246
I thought
there might be a churchman.

508
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,540
Uh, I'm sorry?

509
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:16,960
A cardinal was mentioned.
Bit of fucking class.

510
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,714
- What about Jeryd?
- Um.

511
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,924
Mencken? I think
that he hopes to,

512
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:25,927
but realistically...
But I think that he hopes to.

513
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:27,721
But Gillian. Gillian is here.

514
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:28,972
Oh, whoop-de-doop.

515
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,601
Do you want me to be
in touch with the kids?

516
00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:34,436
(SIGHS)

517
00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:37,731
When is she calling?

518
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:40,817
Nan, I think that she just wants
to talk to her whole gang.

519
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:42,903
Listen.

520
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:46,823
I'm not gonna sit like a cunt,
waiting for that old crone.

521
00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:52,954
- (GLASSES CLINKING)
- ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

522
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:59,461
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

523
00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:02,839
Colin!

524
00:23:10,388 --> 00:23:12,307
- COLIN STILES: You all right?
- Yeah. Let's go.

525
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:14,601
- Let's get out of here.
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

526
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:19,481
- ROMAN: Um.
- Okay, so it is Dad. Confirmed.

527
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:23,026
Yeah. Man,
she's a complicated woman.

528
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:25,237
She's like, "No, no.
I'm honor bound.

529
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,823
My mind is made up. But also,
how soon we can be there?"

530
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,909
- Oh, fuck her.
- What do you think?

531
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:34,621
Uh, I think she hates Dad,
but also thinks

532
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:37,457
maybe we're fake fruit
for display purposes only,

533
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:40,001
- so I don't know.
- ROMAN: Can we just

534
00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:41,294
tell her to fuck off?

535
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:43,547
Maybe not go back
to the mat with Dad.

536
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,465
You know,
back in that fucking room.

537
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,218
Shall we cards on the table?

538
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:50,762
- ROMAN: Yeah.
- Because, yeah,

539
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:53,140
I-- I do like Pierce.

540
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,433
- Agreed.
- Oh, fuck's sake.

541
00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:57,352
- Rome, it makes sense.
- ROMAN: Yeah.

542
00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:58,770
We wanted
to do something together,

543
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:02,190
and we know news, entertainment,
and-- and this is off-the-shelf.

544
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:03,400
So, I guess until now,

545
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,235
you've just sort of been
stringing us along?

546
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,279
- KENDALL: No.
- No. I like the other shit.

547
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,488
I do. I just, you know,

548
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:10,991
I-- I like this. I really do.

549
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:13,535
And besides, everything else
might fall apart.

550
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:14,953
He might go
on a killing spree in 7-Eleven,

551
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,955
and you might get your dick
stuck in an AI jerk machine.

552
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,748
- ROMAN: Let's hope.
- I have to look after myself

553
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:19,749
because nobody else will.

554
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:21,334
- I like this.
- ROMAN: Okay. All right.

555
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,211
So, you wanna fly there?

556
00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:27,382
You know, like Nan Pierce's
little Windsor Dog Show bitch?

557
00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:28,884
KENDALL: It's just a checkout.

558
00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:30,468
SHIV: Yeah.

559
00:24:30,468 --> 00:24:33,221
ROMAN: Fuck, shit.
It's just, I don't know.

560
00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:34,723
I'm worried, I guess. I am.

561
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:37,517
I'm like you wanna fuck Dad,
you wanna fuck Tom.

562
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,227
I'm the only one who wants
to set up a business

563
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:41,271
as a business,
and doesn't wanna fuck anyone.

564
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:44,274
Rome, this acquisition
would be nothing do with Dad.

565
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:45,483
It's completely unrelated.

566
00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:46,902
- Don't believe you.
- KENDALL: Uh, seriously.

567
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,570
- Seriously, don't believe you.
- KENDALL: Seriously.

568
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:50,572
- Seriously, don't believe you.
- SHIV: No, no. Okay, well,

569
00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,407
this is not
about getting back at Dad,

570
00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:55,493
but if it hurts him,
it doesn't bother me.

571
00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:56,995
I think that you
don't wanna do this, Rome,

572
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,288
'cause you're scared
of conflict.

573
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,042
Honestly, Rome, being rational,

574
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:05,378
putting aside the internecine
family concerns,

575
00:25:05,378 --> 00:25:06,755
the personal tittle-tattle,

576
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,924
just think about
how fucking funny it would be

577
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,008
if we screw Dad over

578
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:12,302
- his decades-long obsession?
- (CHUCKLES)

579
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:18,475
- ♪ (INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

580
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:34,783
- (CUTLERY CLINKING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

581
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,451
You're a good guy.

582
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,663
Thank you, sir.

583
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:43,333
- You're my pal.
- (CHUCKLES) Thank you.

584
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,463
- You're my best pal.
- Thank you.

585
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:53,843
- I mean, what are people?
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

586
00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:55,929
Right?

587
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:59,140
What are people?

588
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:03,812
- Um, like...
- LOGAN: They're economic units.

589
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:07,440
I'm a hundred feet tall.
These people are pygmies.

590
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,652
But together...

591
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:15,198
- they form a market.
- Okay. Right.

592
00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:19,452
What is a person?
It has values and aims,

593
00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:23,540
but it operates in a market.
Um, marriage market...

594
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:27,544
job market, money market,

595
00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:30,714
market for ideas
et cetera, et cetera.

596
00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:33,049
Uh-huh. (INHALES SHARPLY)

597
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:36,344
- So, everything is a market?
- (CHUCKLES)

598
00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:40,098
Everything I try to do,
people turn against me.

599
00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:44,686
Nothing tastes
like it used to, does it?

600
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:46,980
- Nothing is the same as it was.
- (CUTLERY CLINKING)

601
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,365
You think there's anything
after all this?

602
00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:00,118
Afterwards?

603
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:04,581
- COLIN: I don't know.
- I don't think so.

604
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:10,253
- I think this is it, right?
- Maybe.

605
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,299
My dad is--
is very religious, but--

606
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:17,719
- Yeah, but realistically though?
- I don't know.

607
00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:18,887
And that's it.

608
00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:22,265
We don't know.

609
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:25,018
We can't know.

610
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:28,980
But I've got my suspicions.

611
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,235
I've got my fucking suspicions.

612
00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:37,530
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- ROMAN: Oh, well, lookie here.

613
00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,115
Pardon me. Well, hello, Kerry,

614
00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:40,492
- and how are we today?
- (CHUCKLES)

615
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,910
Yeah, hi. Can you--

616
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:43,912
can you hear me?
The line is a little bit...

617
00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,330
ROMAN: Uh, yeah. Sort of.

618
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,956
We're in transit.
Can you hear me?

619
00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:48,416
Tell her you'd be able
to hear her better

620
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,085
if she took Dad's cock
out of her mouth.

621
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,336
What's that?

622
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:52,712
ROMAN:
<i>Uh, that was my sister saying</i>

623
00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:54,589
<i>that we would hear you better
if you took Dad's cock</i>

624
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:55,882
<i>out of your mouth.</i>

625
00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:59,094
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- So, my question was,

626
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,930
uh, would you consider
giving him a call?

627
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,766
Would we consider
at least a call?

628
00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:09,104
Uh, well, is he apologizing?

629
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:13,316
- Did-- I mean, did he ask?
- Um, did he ask?

630
00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:17,153
Uh, he... I just...

631
00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:19,864
I know that he would love
to hear from you.

632
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:23,743
I mean, if he were to call,
then we would see.

633
00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:25,370
Yeah. I think
it's just gonna be a lot

634
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,163
to get him to call,
just knowing him.

635
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:28,415
Yeah, I mean, I-- I think

636
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:29,916
we know him
pretty well, actually.

637
00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:32,544
I mean, we've never licked
his big omelet nipples, but--

638
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:36,756
I could get him
to text a request for a call.

639
00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:38,341
Text?

640
00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:41,219
- Uh, I'm afraid we're gonna need
to hear that voice, Kerry, okay?
- No, fuck that.

641
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:42,637
You can pop it back
in your mouth now.

642
00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:44,264
We're getting on the plane.
Thanks, bye.

643
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:47,976
- Dick. Yeah?
- Hey. Hey. Problem.

644
00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:50,478
He's just-- he's--
he's not picking up for me.

645
00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:51,813
- He pick up for you?
- Hmm.

646
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:53,690
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

647
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:54,774
Huh.

648
00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:58,194
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

649
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,238
Hey.

650
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:07,704
(JET ENGINE ROARING)

651
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,960
- Hey.
- (CHUCKLES)

652
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:15,920
Will.

653
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,423
No. Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Can I get through?

654
00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:20,341
- Hey.
- CONNOR: Hey.

655
00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:22,177
Baby.

656
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,720
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

657
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,931
Uh, listen. So,
you know the wedding.

658
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:29,392
- Hmm.
- I've, uh, been thinking.

659
00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:31,728
Okay, like...

660
00:29:32,770 --> 00:29:34,772
Is the boat special enough?

661
00:29:34,772 --> 00:29:37,108
Like, brainstorming,
what if we got married

662
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:40,695
underneath the Statue
of Liberty with a brass band?

663
00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:43,031
- (SCOFFS)
- Get a rapper.

664
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,492
I don't know, jet packs,

665
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,368
- and confetti guns...
- WILLA: Mm-hmm.

666
00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:49,662
...and razor wire,
and bum fights,

667
00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:51,331
and, you know, goody bags.

668
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:53,166
And hoopla and razzmatazz and--

669
00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:55,001
- "Bum fights"?
- Yeah.

670
00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:57,378
Con, you sound unhinged.
What is this?

671
00:29:57,378 --> 00:30:01,216
Look, if I can get inserted
into the news cycle,

672
00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:03,885
that's a huge savings
from paid media.

673
00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:06,054
Wow, right, um.

674
00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:10,433
It's just... The wedding...

675
00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:11,893
I mean, I've always...

676
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:15,355
You know, it's dumb, but quite
wanted a nice wedding.

677
00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:17,398
I'm scared, Willa,
I'm scared, okay?

678
00:30:17,398 --> 00:30:19,234
- I have spent so much
fuckin' money...
- (SIGHS DEEPLY)

679
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,277
- ...and it's gettin' scary.
- God.

680
00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:23,154
And if I was to fall
under one percent,

681
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:25,865
I feel like I would
become a laughingstock.

682
00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:27,742
- I'm... It's--
- CONNER: I...

683
00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:31,579
- Would you just consider it?
- (WILLA SIGHS)

684
00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:33,748
Just a little--
Just a little bit

685
00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:35,875
- of hoopla?
- Hmm.

686
00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:37,961
CONNOR: Just for the final push?

687
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:43,341
Hmm. (BREATHES DEEPLY)

688
00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:45,802
- Hey, hey, hey.
- TOM WAMBSGANS: Hey.

689
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,512
Kerry said she knows
where he is.

690
00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:49,347
He's coming back now.

691
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,015
What are you smiling for?

692
00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:52,267
(CHUCKLES) Nothing.

693
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,687
What?

694
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:58,231
(IN SONG-SONG VOICE)
The Disgusting Brothers

695
00:30:58,231 --> 00:31:00,775
- on motherfucking tour!
- Shh.

696
00:31:02,485 --> 00:31:05,321
- (IN HUSHED VOICE)
We just did it.
- What do you mean you did it?

697
00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:11,536
She's a firecracker, man.
She's crunchy peanut butter.

698
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,538
- Wait, you did it?
- Mm-hmm.

699
00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:15,623
Are you serious? Where?

700
00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:17,584
We were looking for the, uh...

701
00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:21,671
(CLEARS THROAT) ...the armory-
slash-cigar-humidor,

702
00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:23,464
then she pulled me
into a guest bedroom

703
00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:26,134
and bingo-bongo,
hit that bango.

704
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:29,470
You-- you actually did it?

705
00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:33,182
Oh, Greg...
(QUIETLY) You are fucked.

706
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:35,393
You're fucked.

707
00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:41,316
Logan.

708
00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:44,861
He's camera-ed
up the wazoo. CCTV.

709
00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:47,947
- Which room?
- (CHUCKLES) Every room.
You know that.

710
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:50,241
No, I evidently
did not know that.

711
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:51,701
(ELEVATOR DINGING)

712
00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:55,997
(ELEVATOR DOORS CLOSING)

713
00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:01,836
- (IN HUSHED VOICE)
Are you serious?
- Of course, I'm serious.

714
00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:05,131
And he watches it back
every night with a scotch.

715
00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:07,216
See if anyone's stolen
a butter knife.

716
00:32:07,216 --> 00:32:10,219
He's gonna fucking gut you
like a rainbow trout.

717
00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:12,013
Oh, man, fuck.

718
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:15,683
What did you do?
Were the lights on?

719
00:32:15,683 --> 00:32:17,435
I mean, did you actually do it?

720
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:20,021
Tell me.

721
00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,065
Well...

722
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:26,486
(WHISPERS)
We put our hands
down each other's pants...

723
00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:30,698
- Right.
- ...and had a bit of a rummage.

724
00:32:31,532 --> 00:32:33,660
Did you rummage to fruition?

725
00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:36,663
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Can I not say?

726
00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:39,832
Well, you've accidentally
made him a sex tape, Greg.

727
00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,836
- Oh, my God!
- You need to tell him.

728
00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:50,009
Okay, party's over.
Rival bid, let's go.

729
00:32:50,009 --> 00:32:55,640
Uh, Tom, Gerri, Karl, Frank.
Upstairs, library.

730
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,724
Let's flush it out.

731
00:32:56,724 --> 00:33:01,729
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

732
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,095
(CAR DOOR CLOSING)

733
00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:36,848
Would-- Would you mind
just giving me sec?

734
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,433
ROMAN: Oh, yeah, okay. Sure.

735
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,560
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

736
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,146
- Hey.
- NAOMI PIERCE: Hey.

737
00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:45,606
Hi.

738
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:47,692
Hi.

739
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,240
So, um...

740
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:58,703
(CLICKS TONGUE)
...she's having a little wobble.

741
00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,247
Nan? What do you mean?

742
00:34:01,247 --> 00:34:06,711
She's not sure it feels right
to meet you guys.

743
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,379
But she feels terrible.

744
00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:13,092
Okay. So what do we do?

745
00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:16,929
Yeah, she might be getting
a headache.

746
00:34:16,929 --> 00:34:20,850
She wondered
if you could give her five,

747
00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,185
see how it develops?

748
00:34:24,061 --> 00:34:27,315
(CHUCKLES) Okay, well, sure.

749
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:32,153
Great. Let's, uh... Let's see
how the headache develops.

750
00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:36,115
- ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Okay. Jesus.

751
00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:40,870
So, who's crawled out
of the woodwork, huh?

752
00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,622
- Who is it?
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)

753
00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:43,873
(DOOR CLOSES, LOCKS)

754
00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:46,501
- What?
- It's the kids.
The kids are with the Pierces.

755
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:51,672
They are the rival bidders?
Oh, butter my beanpole.

756
00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:53,341
How did they pick up the scent?

757
00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:55,259
Oh, a million ways.
I mean, everybody knows

758
00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:57,053
they're looking for suitors.
It's not...

759
00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:59,764
- Well...
- Could they even get
the cash together?

760
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:01,891
I mean,
couldn't Logan stop them?

761
00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:04,352
No, if Waystar is sold,
they have the right

762
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,187
to liquidate
their five percents.

763
00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,438
You should probably tell him.

764
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:09,398
Oh, no. I am very focused
on the GoJo deal,

765
00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:13,402
- this is really a side issue.
I think...
- You're such a trusted advisor.

766
00:35:13,402 --> 00:35:14,987
Yeah, but I'm getting out,
Ger, so...

767
00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:16,239
Well, I don't know
what the news is,

768
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,825
and it's beyond my purview,
and I'm walking away.

769
00:35:18,825 --> 00:35:22,078
- Beware the blood sugar.
- Well, fucking find out!

770
00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:26,874
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

771
00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,586
Um, sir, if I may have a moment.

772
00:35:30,586 --> 00:35:34,090
- What? What's the issue?
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

773
00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:37,635
The rival bidder,
it's probably the kids.

774
00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:40,179
- Uh-huh.
- KARL MULLER:
I don't think you have anything

775
00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:41,389
to be concerned about.

776
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:44,851
- You are the solid option.
- Uh-huh.

777
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:53,150
Call your wife, Tom.
Call your fucking wife

778
00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:56,737
and tell them
to get their own fucking idea.

779
00:35:56,737 --> 00:35:58,114
It's pathetic.

780
00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:01,826
And tell her she's never had
a single fucking idea

781
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:04,453
in her entire fucking life!

782
00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:10,459
- What?
- No. No, it can wait.

783
00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:12,295
- What else?
- I...You know, I...

784
00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:14,130
(STAMMERS) It's private.

785
00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:15,756
Can you and I
just have a moment?

786
00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:17,133
- Over there.
- GREG: Thank you, sir.

787
00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:20,344
You think
she's just cooling us off?

788
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,763
Doing a Dad move?

789
00:36:22,763 --> 00:36:25,850
ROMAN: No, no.
Poor thing has a headache.

790
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:29,979
- So, she's feeling
a little better.
- KENDALL: Great.

791
00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:32,273
So, if you like,
she will see you.

792
00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:34,066
All right. We get
to talk to an old lady

793
00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:36,235
about newspapers. Amazing.
Thank you so much.

794
00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:41,115
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- So how did it go?

795
00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:44,744
So, he says
he finds me disgusting

796
00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:48,039
and despicable,
but he kind of smiled.

797
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,458
- Oh, did he?
- Yeah.

798
00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:54,253
- What did you say?
- I said-- So I said,

799
00:36:54,253 --> 00:36:58,299
you know, she's a bit wild,
she's quite eager and, you know,

800
00:36:58,299 --> 00:37:01,052
maybe she'd had a bit
of the old wacky tabacky,

801
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,470
or worse.

802
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:05,222
And that I never intended
to soil these halls.

803
00:37:05,222 --> 00:37:06,974
And, maybe,
she's just a bit of a--

804
00:37:06,974 --> 00:37:10,144
Bit of a drug-addled,
cock monster.

805
00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:11,604
So, you blamed it on her.

806
00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:14,607
You're so gallant.

807
00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:17,902
So, she's gonna have
to leave, okay?

808
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:22,448
Um, is that--
is that really necessary or...

809
00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:26,410
- Do you have an issue with that?
- No, no, no. Look.

810
00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:29,956
No, Colin, I'm fond of her,
but-- but we must,

811
00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:32,250
each of us,
do as we see fit, so...

812
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,585
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
She posted to social media.

813
00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:36,796
So now, I'm gonna have to ask
to go through her phone.

814
00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:38,547
You wanna come explain?

815
00:37:38,547 --> 00:37:42,343
You know-- you know,
wait, sorry. You know what?

816
00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:46,180
I think it is best if you go
do what you have to do.

817
00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:48,474
I-- I don't wanna see
what happens in Guantanamo.

818
00:37:48,474 --> 00:37:52,061
So, um... So, you go...
You do-- do your ways

819
00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:53,479
and-- and God be willing.

820
00:37:54,897 --> 00:38:00,027
Well, hello. Welcome,
apologies for the kerfluffle.

821
00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:04,615
I have an appalling migraine.
But I can manage.

822
00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:06,534
How are you all,
more importantly?

823
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:09,120
- ROMAN: Great.
- Good. Great to see you.

824
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,372
And it's a lovely place.

825
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:13,833
Ah, yeah. It would seem
that they shred

826
00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,918
hundred-dollar notes
for fertilizer.

827
00:38:15,918 --> 00:38:17,294
- (CHUCKLES)
- (SHIV CHUCKLES)

828
00:38:17,294 --> 00:38:21,007
Now, how are you all faring
in terms of your father?

829
00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:24,010
Uh, we're fine.
It's just a complicated,

830
00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:27,096
- private situation.
- Whereby we all hate him.

831
00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:29,890
(LAUGHS) Well, look, it--

832
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:31,559
- Please, sit.
- ROMAN: Yeah.

833
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:36,022
NAN PIERCE:
Look, as you probably know...

834
00:38:37,231 --> 00:38:39,358
we are talking with our bankers.

835
00:38:39,358 --> 00:38:41,360
And we have a whole number of

836
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,155
very interesting proposals
to consider.

837
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:47,783
And I think it's all wrapped up.

838
00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:51,203
So, I wanted to say
thank you for coming,

839
00:38:51,203 --> 00:38:54,206
but I think
it's just a little bit too late.

840
00:38:54,206 --> 00:38:55,541
We have a preferred bidder.

841
00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:58,836
So, I hope that I have not
inconvenienced you.

842
00:38:58,836 --> 00:38:59,962
SHIV: Hmm.

843
00:38:59,962 --> 00:39:03,090
Okay, well, lovely visit.
Great to see you guys.

844
00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:06,427
(CHUCKLES) No, really.
I'm-- I am very sorry.

845
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:08,637
May I offer you some bottles?

846
00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:11,098
They might as well be
jars of jam to me,

847
00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:13,434
but the connoisseurs
seem to like them.

848
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,978
- I fear I have peasant tastes.
- (LAUGHS)

849
00:39:15,978 --> 00:39:17,938
You don't want
to just hear the offer?

850
00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:21,067
NAN: I got a taste
for <i>hypermarché vin ordinaire</i>

851
00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:22,401
when I was 19 years old

852
00:39:22,401 --> 00:39:25,112
and I have never been able
to shake it.

853
00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:28,199
I like my wine thin
and vinegary.

854
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,910
- Like her men.
- ADVISER 1: (CHUCKLES) Naomi!

855
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:34,330
No, but really, I fear
it is a trip made in vain.

856
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:35,748
The other offer's just too good.

857
00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:39,168
Listen, long story short, Nan.
You called this right before.

858
00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:43,464
Yeah? Logan wants to take
your company and fuck it.

859
00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:46,801
He loathes you and he wants
to take your properties

860
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:49,970
and roll them in the dirt.
And we wouldn't do that.

861
00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:52,181
SHIV: Look, I think
that after this election,

862
00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:57,061
we all, as a country,
could be in a very bad place.

863
00:39:57,061 --> 00:40:00,439
And I could--
we would maintain your values.

864
00:40:00,439 --> 00:40:02,566
That's all good and well,
but obviously,

865
00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:04,568
with one thing and another,

866
00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:07,404
we have a responsibility
to get the best possible deal

867
00:40:07,404 --> 00:40:08,948
for my family
and the other shareholders.

868
00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:11,283
I'm confident that we can
be competitive on price.

869
00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:15,788
Well, with Jamie's divorce
and Anne's disaster in Maine.

870
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:16,872
And this place.

871
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,878
How's your financing?
Not that I understand at all.

872
00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:27,341
It's robust.
Tellis and our team
can talk to your people.

873
00:40:27,341 --> 00:40:29,176
And in terms of your futures?

874
00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:31,387
SHIV: Well, we've written
our resignation letters,

875
00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:34,098
and the GoJo deal signs
in 48 hours.

876
00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,850
Nevertheless,
you'd still be married

877
00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:38,185
to the head of ATN.
That's a bit messy.

878
00:40:38,185 --> 00:40:41,564
- I'm getting a divorce, so...
- NAN: Oh. 'Kay.

879
00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:42,940
I'm sorry to hear that.

880
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:46,026
Yes, it's a sad, sad day
when love dies.

881
00:40:47,236 --> 00:40:50,489
(SNIFFS, CLEARS THROAT)
Listen, this is, um...

882
00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:52,199
This is very confusing.

883
00:40:53,075 --> 00:40:54,827
And I don't want
to talk numbers.

884
00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:58,289
- It's not about the numbers.
- KENDALL: Totally. Totally.

885
00:40:58,289 --> 00:40:59,832
Shall we just say
our number, though?

886
00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:03,919
Just see
if that makes any sense.

887
00:41:03,919 --> 00:41:05,504
Oh, I don't like this.

888
00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:08,841
Makes me feel like
I'm in the middle

889
00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:10,050
of a bidding war.

890
00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:15,181
Horrible. Different people
saying different numbers.

891
00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:18,642
Eight, nine. What's next?

892
00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:20,853
(SCOFFS) I know.
It's so confusing.

893
00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:22,855
What comes after nine?

894
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:25,524
Nine B?

895
00:41:25,524 --> 00:41:30,738
Listen, would you mind if, uh,
if we all had a brief chat?

896
00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:34,033
ADVISER 2: Have you seen
the view from the terrace?
It's incredible.

897
00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:35,868
- Oh, that's sounds lovely.
- ADVISER 1: Can't beat it.

898
00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:38,913
- All right. We'll try.
- NAN: Thank you.

899
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:39,997
KENDALL: Thank you, Nan.

900
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:42,041
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

901
00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:45,044
Nan is "thinking,"

902
00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:47,004
and she wondered
if she could ask

903
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,172
for your indulgence?

904
00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:49,798
- It's not a money question.
- Uh-huh.

905
00:41:49,798 --> 00:41:53,260
TOM: So, you okay to hold on
for a minute just before
you talk to her?

906
00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:57,264
- Well, what else
can I fucking say?
- Okay. Hi.

907
00:41:58,849 --> 00:41:59,892
Yeah. We'll hold.

908
00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:08,901
Nobody tells jokes anymore
do they?

909
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:11,820
Karl, do you have any jokes?

910
00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,864
- What's that?
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

911
00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:16,951
I'm saying, Karl...

912
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:20,037
- ...it's a bit dry in here.
- KARL: Oh.

913
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:22,831
Do you have any jokes?

914
00:42:22,831 --> 00:42:26,418
Um, uh, well,
let me think, um...

915
00:42:26,418 --> 00:42:28,170
Oh, dry as fucking dust.

916
00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:32,341
Come on! Roast me! Hmm?
Give me a drubbing!

917
00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:35,761
Frank, start. Be funny.

918
00:42:35,761 --> 00:42:38,097
Uh, it's not really
my thing, Chief.

919
00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:40,891
Oh, so, what?
You don't think I can take it?

920
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:44,436
No, it's just not my style.
I mean, I can.

921
00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:48,190
Uh, the thing
about Logan Roy is...

922
00:42:48,190 --> 00:42:50,567
The thing about Logan is

923
00:42:50,567 --> 00:42:55,281
he's a tough old nut. (LAUGHS)

924
00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:57,783
Oh, Christ. Sid fucking Caesar.

925
00:42:57,783 --> 00:43:01,245
- Greggy.
- You're mean. (CLEARS THROAT)

926
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,038
You're mean.
You're a mean, old man.

927
00:43:03,038 --> 00:43:04,540
You're-- you're a mean,
old bastard.

928
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:08,752
Uh, and you scare the life
out of folks. That's your thing.

929
00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:10,129
You're scaring me right now.

930
00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:13,048
And-- and that's why
I don't even know how--
what to do.

931
00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:15,926
Who wants to smell
Greg's finger. Hey?

932
00:43:16,885 --> 00:43:19,847
Guess the scent, win a buck.

933
00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:21,015
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

934
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,517
Come on, roast me!

935
00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:25,144
Where are your kids?

936
00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:26,895
Where's all your kids,
Uncle Logan?

937
00:43:26,895 --> 00:43:28,147
On your big birthday?

938
00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:29,690
Well, where's your old man, huh?

939
00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,443
Where's your old man?

940
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,903
Still sucking cock
at the county fair?

941
00:43:34,903 --> 00:43:36,030
(EXHALES SHARPLY)

942
00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:42,077
Gerri, been sent
anything funny lately?

943
00:43:42,077 --> 00:43:44,288
All a bit horrible for me.
Thanks, Logan.

944
00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:48,625
I'm not being horrible.
I'm being fun. Fucking Munsters.

945
00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:52,588
Okay, very good. Hang on.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

946
00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:57,051
So, she would like
to get this figured out.

947
00:43:57,051 --> 00:44:01,388
In theory, at least, tonight.
The uncertainty is not good.

948
00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:03,891
And they would like us
to get our best foot forward

949
00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:07,144
- on an indicative price tonight.
- (SIGHS)

950
00:44:07,144 --> 00:44:10,314
So no need to play nice.
Should I tell her to fuck off?

951
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:13,233
- Uh-huh.
- TOM: Loge?

952
00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:14,360
I'm thinking.

953
00:44:23,118 --> 00:44:25,871
- Is she talking to them?
- I think so.

954
00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:30,626
Okay, okay, okay.
Uh, Kerry, I may need input.

955
00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:33,253
Tellis, you there?

956
00:44:33,253 --> 00:44:35,714
TELLIS: <i>Hey, yeah, uh, I think
we can get that together.</i>

957
00:44:35,714 --> 00:44:38,092
Okay, so we're gonna go in
and say eight.

958
00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:39,760
Yeah? We're--
we're starting at eight.

959
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,095
Yeah, but if we're going
for this,

960
00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,179
let's not be hard asses.

961
00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:44,014
We got to let her know
that we can see upside,

962
00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:45,974
but she's got to help us
prove it out.

963
00:44:45,974 --> 00:44:47,267
- Okay.
- Hello.

964
00:44:47,267 --> 00:44:50,062
Yeah, what? Yes.
I'm interested. Shut up.

965
00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:52,731
- Okay. So should I...
- Yeah, she likes you.

966
00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:55,192
- TELLIS: <i>Yeah, eight is good.</i>
- Thanks, T.

967
00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:57,694
- Yeah, thanks. Top notch!
- Great, call you back.

968
00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:01,949
Tell her what?
We anchor at seven?

969
00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:03,575
BANKER: (OVER PHONE)
<i>Not a problem.</i>

970
00:45:03,575 --> 00:45:07,579
- Yeah. Not too insulting?
- No, um, it's fine.

971
00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:09,957
I mean, it's insulting,
but it's not like

972
00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,917
you're wasting
relationship capital.

973
00:45:11,917 --> 00:45:13,043
She hates you.

974
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:15,462
Start at six.
But like you're kidding around.

975
00:45:15,462 --> 00:45:18,298
Seven is what
we soft-floated, right?

976
00:45:18,298 --> 00:45:21,552
Six. Find something
we've lost conviction on,

977
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:22,719
just to let her know

978
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:25,097
that we're not Terry
fucking Turnip Truck over here.

979
00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:26,181
TOM: Okay.

980
00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:29,476
Hi. Oh, hi! Nan!

981
00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:32,896
Hi. Uh, so this is--
This may be hard to say for me

982
00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:35,441
and, uh, to hear for you.

983
00:45:35,441 --> 00:45:38,110
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

984
00:45:40,654 --> 00:45:41,655
Thank you.

985
00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:45,868
Hi, Nan.

986
00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:49,329
Uh, so I think
we're looking at...

987
00:45:49,329 --> 00:45:53,000
We're very relaxed about
the eight billion landing spot.

988
00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:55,711
This is disgusting.

989
00:45:57,921 --> 00:45:58,964
But thank you.

990
00:46:00,132 --> 00:46:02,009
- Yeah, we'll just need a minute.
- Okay.

991
00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:09,349
Right.

992
00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:13,979
Yeah, they didn't love it.

993
00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:16,648
What are they up to,
do you think?

994
00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:17,983
I don't know.

995
00:46:17,983 --> 00:46:19,735
I don't wanna lose this, Tommy.

996
00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:22,112
Okay.
You wanna just jump right up?

997
00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:23,322
What to?

998
00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:27,784
(CHUCKLES)
Call your wife. Call Shiv.

999
00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:32,331
So, she appreciates eight.

1000
00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:35,000
Oh, yeah?
She appreciates it? Cool.

1001
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:40,047
But she wonders if there's
a little more upside? 'Kay.

1002
00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:43,217
- ROMAN: Okay.
- (PHONE LINE RINGING)

1003
00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:45,219
- ROMAN: Telly.
- (PHONE CLANGS)

1004
00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,303
ROMAN: Hello.

1005
00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:51,225
Eight-five.
Can we-- can we go there, T?

1006
00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:53,435
TELLIS: <i>Well, I-- I don't have
the precise composition</i>

1007
00:46:53,435 --> 00:46:55,020
<i>of our consortium
and, obviously, DD,</i>

1008
00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:58,190
<i>but we know the asset
and I think we can get there.</i>

1009
00:46:58,190 --> 00:47:01,193
Are you fucking jerking it
to your yacht catalog there, T?

1010
00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:03,278
TELLIS: <i>Uh,
this is exciting, guys!</i>

1011
00:47:03,278 --> 00:47:05,447
Thanks, Tellis,
that's a great insight.

1012
00:47:05,447 --> 00:47:07,866
He's gonna bill us 200 mil
for that strategy advice.

1013
00:47:07,866 --> 00:47:10,619
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- ROMAN: Incoming.

1014
00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:14,414
Uh, hello? Tom?

1015
00:47:14,414 --> 00:47:19,169
(CHUCKLES) Okay. Uh,
he wants a discussion.

1016
00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:20,921
- What? Dad's got Tom on this?
- SHIV: Hmm.

1017
00:47:20,921 --> 00:47:23,549
- What? Was Colin not available?
- TOM: <i>Hey, Shiv.</i>

1018
00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:25,008
- Hi.
- KENDALL: Hey, Tom.

1019
00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:26,927
- ROMAN: Fuck you, man mountain!
- Hey, hey, hey.

1020
00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:29,137
Hey, so look,
we were just wondering, um,

1021
00:47:29,137 --> 00:47:31,598
if we're not being, uh,
played a little here

1022
00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:33,392
- since this is all indicative.
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

1023
00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:35,227
Uh, okay,
what did he go up to, Tom?

1024
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:36,770
TOM: <i>Well,
I can't tell you that.</i>

1025
00:47:36,770 --> 00:47:40,357
Come on, Tom, you can tell me.
Did he go to nine?

1026
00:47:40,357 --> 00:47:42,025
He didn't go to nine, did he?

1027
00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:44,486
Well, we were just wondering,
you know, uh,

1028
00:47:44,486 --> 00:47:46,905
all things being equal,
the asset does have a price,

1029
00:47:46,905 --> 00:47:48,365
and it would be...

1030
00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:51,910
It would be crazy to add
an emotional, uh, premium here.

1031
00:47:51,910 --> 00:47:54,621
So, should we be looking
for a back door on this?

1032
00:47:54,621 --> 00:47:57,291
- What's Dad's ceiling?
- Well, what's your ceiling?

1033
00:47:57,291 --> 00:48:00,085
Why don't you go first, Tommy?
Build that trust, brah!

1034
00:48:00,085 --> 00:48:03,880
(CHUCKLES) Well,
his ceiling is-- is...

1035
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,301
Uh, well, I...
Your dad is just--

1036
00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:11,638
I-- I can't-- Shiv, could we--
could we just talk?

1037
00:48:11,638 --> 00:48:14,474
- Our ceiling is 12.
- Fuck off.

1038
00:48:14,474 --> 00:48:18,895
- Yeah.
- Okay, sure. Ours too. Okay.

1039
00:48:22,357 --> 00:48:27,613
Okay, I think Dad is gonna go
to what, nine? Nine-five?

1040
00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:32,534
So we need to be at nine-five.
Right, Tellis?

1041
00:48:32,534 --> 00:48:36,121
- TELLIS: <i>Um...</i>
- You know what? I wonder...

1042
00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:38,707
I wonder if we don't nickel
and dime it

1043
00:48:38,707 --> 00:48:39,833
and we just go to ten.

1044
00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:46,048
ROMAN: So, we think Dad's
at eight-five, nine.

1045
00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:48,008
So, we go nine-five
to top them out.

1046
00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:52,220
But ten? Just to show
that we're really serious?

1047
00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:55,515
So, I... The half bil extra

1048
00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:58,226
is just... That's just
an extra half bil?

1049
00:48:58,226 --> 00:49:00,687
It's definitive.
It ends the conversation.

1050
00:49:00,687 --> 00:49:02,814
Well, that's a pretty penny
for a conversation ender.

1051
00:49:02,814 --> 00:49:05,317
Can't I just, like,
jizz in her break bumper?

1052
00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:06,985
- It rounds it out.
- ROMAN: Oh, it rounds it out.

1053
00:49:06,985 --> 00:49:09,446
Yeah. It does that,
it makes it extremely divisible.

1054
00:49:09,446 --> 00:49:11,823
I mean, you do know
what half a billion dollars
is, right?

1055
00:49:11,823 --> 00:49:13,492
- Five-hundred million dollars?
- Yeah.

1056
00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:15,827
- Tellis.
- ROMAN: A million
is a thousand thousand.

1057
00:49:15,827 --> 00:49:20,999
You do know that? So 500 times
a thousand thousand dollars

1058
00:49:20,999 --> 00:49:22,084
of actual money that could--

1059
00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:24,878
we could be spending
on fucking snowmobiles

1060
00:49:24,878 --> 00:49:26,004
and sushi.

1061
00:49:26,004 --> 00:49:27,547
TELLIS: <i>It's getting toppy,
but be great</i>

1062
00:49:27,547 --> 00:49:28,840
<i>to be the preferred bidder here.</i>

1063
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,094
Okay,
but is it actually worth that?

1064
00:49:32,094 --> 00:49:34,763
TELLIS: <i>It's worth what
the top bidder will pay.</i>

1065
00:49:34,763 --> 00:49:36,640
<i>- I guess.</i>
- Wow, I really wish I went

1066
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,226
to Harvard Business School
like you, T. It is intimidating,

1067
00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:41,728
talking to an intellectual giant
like yourself.

1068
00:49:41,728 --> 00:49:44,314
- Ten?
- Ten.

1069
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,441
I mean...

1070
00:49:48,610 --> 00:49:51,321
Okay, yeah, ten. Fuck you. Ten.

1071
00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:01,915
- (NAN CLEARS THROAT)
- So, Nan, look,

1072
00:50:01,915 --> 00:50:03,667
we love
the company and the heritage

1073
00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:05,502
and we'd like to make an offer
that we think values

1074
00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:07,587
the company and ends
the conversation

1075
00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:09,089
and closes this out.

1076
00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:11,466
On an indicative handshake,
we'd like to take Pierce

1077
00:50:11,466 --> 00:50:12,592
to the next stage
of its evolution

1078
00:50:12,592 --> 00:50:14,469
with a bid
of ten billion dollars.

1079
00:50:19,933 --> 00:50:22,060
That gives us something
to think about.

1080
00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:35,073
So, they're not accepting
another bidder.

1081
00:50:35,073 --> 00:50:36,366
Excuse me?

1082
00:50:36,366 --> 00:50:38,910
They said they've received
a conversation-ending offer.

1083
00:50:38,910 --> 00:50:41,747
- Tell them I'll go up.
- She says they're content.

1084
00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:44,040
That's bullshit.

1085
00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:48,378
Uh, I get the impression
it's upwards of nine-five.

1086
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,883
Fucking geniuses. Ten?

1087
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:56,803
- I get a ten feeling.
- (EXHALES DEEPLY)

1088
00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,306
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- Kind of feels like

1089
00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:01,975
we should fucking
open some champagne.

1090
00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:05,437
ROMAN: Well, I am going back
to LA to retire to my bedroom,

1091
00:51:05,437 --> 00:51:07,939
and pull myself off
quite aggressively hard.

1092
00:51:07,939 --> 00:51:09,065
Thank you very much.

1093
00:51:09,065 --> 00:51:11,276
- SHIV: Yeah, sure. Uh, hang on.
- ROMAN: Shotgun.

1094
00:51:11,276 --> 00:51:12,861
Will you speakerphone me, Shiv?

1095
00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:14,070
Yeah. It's Tom.

1096
00:51:15,530 --> 00:51:19,242
Hi, hi. Okay. So I have your dad
and he has a message.

1097
00:51:21,036 --> 00:51:23,997
Congratulations on saying
the biggest number,

1098
00:51:23,997 --> 00:51:25,665
you fucking morons.

1099
00:51:27,375 --> 00:51:29,961
♪ (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

1100
00:51:29,961 --> 00:51:31,588
(DIAL TONE BEEPING)

1101
00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:40,096
- (LAUGHS)
- KENDALL: I think we got him.

1102
00:51:42,849 --> 00:51:46,520
Oh! Yeah. Yeah.

1103
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,383
- (CAR DOOR CLOSES)
- ♪ (INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

1104
00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:31,398
(MONDAL BARKING)

1105
00:52:36,570 --> 00:52:38,905
- It's me.
- (MONDALE BARKS)

1106
00:52:39,781 --> 00:52:41,366
Mondale? (SIGHS)

1107
00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:44,870
Shh. Shh. It's okay.

1108
00:52:52,627 --> 00:52:53,962
(EXHALES)

1109
00:53:02,178 --> 00:53:03,722
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

1110
00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:09,603
- TOM: Hey.
- SHIV: Sorry, did I wake you?

1111
00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:12,731
No.
I thought you were hoteling.

1112
00:53:12,731 --> 00:53:16,443
I, uh, needed wardrobe access,
actually, so...

1113
00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:18,278
I thought
you took your favorites.

1114
00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:21,239
I don't want to be restricted
to my favorites, Tom.

1115
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,158
Uh, okay, do you wanna talk?

1116
00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:32,751
I hear you and Greg
call yourselves

1117
00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:34,586
the "Disgusting Brothers" now.

1118
00:53:36,087 --> 00:53:37,088
Right.

1119
00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:38,882
Pretty cool.

1120
00:53:39,966 --> 00:53:43,094
Do you have a logo
and do you do the rules?

1121
00:53:44,262 --> 00:53:46,640
Is Greg your wingman?

1122
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,017
We sometimes grab a drink, Shiv.

1123
00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:50,810
Well, it's pretty cool.

1124
00:53:52,395 --> 00:53:54,272
I hear you date models now.

1125
00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:59,611
Well, we agreed that we could
have a look around

1126
00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:01,154
while we had a think, right?

1127
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,950
You look good. Ripped.

1128
00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:06,826
Well, I don't think so.
But thank you.

1129
00:54:06,826 --> 00:54:08,495
SHIV: Did you get buff
for the models, Tom?

1130
00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:11,247
Do you bring them back here
and do the positions?

1131
00:54:11,247 --> 00:54:14,709
Do you do all the positions
with your models now, Tom?

1132
00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:17,045
Do you take turns with Greg?

1133
00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:19,839
Do they sit on your face
to shut you up?

1134
00:54:19,839 --> 00:54:21,841
Do you really want
to get into a full accounting

1135
00:54:21,841 --> 00:54:23,718
of all the pain in our marriage?

1136
00:54:24,552 --> 00:54:26,763
Because if you do,
I can do that.

1137
00:54:31,267 --> 00:54:33,561
- SHIV: How's Mondale?
- TOM: Mondale's fine.

1138
00:54:33,561 --> 00:54:35,438
Don't worry about Mondale.

1139
00:54:35,438 --> 00:54:38,400
I guess he doesn't recognize
your scent any longer.

1140
00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:44,614
Huh? Well,
things have become complicated.

1141
00:54:46,658 --> 00:54:48,243
I wonder if there's even
a way through this.

1142
00:54:49,411 --> 00:54:50,495
- Right.
- (DRAWER SLIDING OPEN)

1143
00:54:50,495 --> 00:54:52,664
Yeah, you know, I--

1144
00:54:52,664 --> 00:54:54,708
I wonder
if we might've run out of road.

1145
00:54:56,626 --> 00:55:00,130
I mean, we were going--
going to have a big talk.

1146
00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:02,882
Well, I wonder if you might want
to make it official, you know?

1147
00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:04,676
But do you want to talk?
There's some things

1148
00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:07,137
- I wouldn't mind saying
and explaining.
- (DRAWER CLOSES)

1149
00:55:09,597 --> 00:55:11,933
I don't want to rake up

1150
00:55:11,933 --> 00:55:14,227
a whole lot of bullshit
for no profit, Tom.

1151
00:55:15,103 --> 00:55:16,604
But I feel-- I do feel--

1152
00:55:16,604 --> 00:55:20,567
No, just stop. I don't think
it's good for me to...

1153
00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:22,152
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

1154
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,278
...hear all that.

1155
00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:30,660
I think it might be time for you
and I to move on.

1156
00:55:33,079 --> 00:55:34,080
Uh-huh.

1157
00:55:47,052 --> 00:55:49,471
Uh-huh. (SIGHS)

1158
00:55:50,847 --> 00:55:54,893
- That makes me sad.
- SHIV: Huh. Sure.

1159
00:55:56,978 --> 00:55:58,855
And you don't want to talk
about what happened?

1160
00:55:58,855 --> 00:56:01,316
Tom, I think we
could talk things to death.

1161
00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:06,529
But, actually, we both just made
some mistakes and...

1162
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:13,161
I think a whole lot of crying
and bullshit

1163
00:56:13,161 --> 00:56:16,456
is not going to help that,
so if you're good,

1164
00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:19,918
we can just walk away
with our heads held high and...

1165
00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:22,712
say good luck, yeah?

1166
00:56:25,924 --> 00:56:27,759
Well, okay.

1167
00:56:28,802 --> 00:56:32,722
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

1168
00:56:49,697 --> 00:56:52,826
I could see if I--
if I can make love to you.

1169
00:56:57,497 --> 00:56:58,623
Would you like to?

1170
00:57:04,754 --> 00:57:06,131
I don't think so, Tom.

1171
00:57:13,596 --> 00:57:16,141
Should I go?
Or are you gonna go?

1172
00:57:19,894 --> 00:57:21,146
Um...

1173
00:57:23,481 --> 00:57:24,691
I'm tired so...

1174
00:57:27,193 --> 00:57:30,822
But you can...
You can stay there if you like.

1175
00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:32,866
Okay.

1176
00:57:37,412 --> 00:57:42,125
(EXHALES) So this is it, huh?

1177
00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:47,839
Hmm. Yeah. I guess.

1178
00:57:58,141 --> 00:57:59,225
We gave it a go.

1179
00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:10,403
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
Yeah, we gave it a go.

1180
00:58:14,991 --> 00:58:17,869
REPORTER: (OVER TELEVISION)
<i>Two men sustained serious,
life-threatening injuries</i>

1181
00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:21,664
<i>as a result of a brawl
gone too far.</i>

1182
00:58:21,664 --> 00:58:23,875
<i>However, no shots were fired</i>

1183
00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:26,461
<i>at this family-friendly
three-day event.</i>

1184
00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:28,713
<i>Instead, Brian Allen
and Pete Meyers,</i>

1185
00:58:28,713 --> 00:58:30,423
<i>two firearms experts
in their own right...</i>

1186
00:58:30,423 --> 00:58:31,841
(PHONE LINE RINGING)

1187
00:58:31,841 --> 00:58:35,094
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
- CYD PEACH: <i>Hello? Logan?</i>

1188
00:58:35,094 --> 00:58:38,932
Cyd, I just watched
the top of the hour.

1189
00:58:38,932 --> 00:58:40,850
REPORTER: <i>...may have been
over money. Go figure.</i>

1190
00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:42,018
It's bullshit.

1191
00:58:42,018 --> 00:58:43,853
REPORTER: <i>...surrounded by
an array of firearms.</i>

1192
00:58:43,853 --> 00:58:46,522
<i>- Allen and Meyers,
each distinguished marksmen...</i>
- People watch at night.

1193
00:58:46,522 --> 00:58:50,068
- I watch at night.
- CYD: <i>Okay.</i>

1194
00:58:50,985 --> 00:58:53,279
Who is this fucking lunk anyway?

1195
00:58:53,279 --> 00:58:56,407
{\an8}He looks like a ball sack
in a toupee.

1196
00:58:57,617 --> 00:58:58,910
Are you losing it, Cyd?

1197
00:58:58,910 --> 00:59:00,495
CYD: <i>I'm all over it, Loge.</i>

1198
00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,747
Are you fucking losing it?

1199
00:59:02,747 --> 00:59:04,582
CYD: <i>I'm on it.</i>

1200
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:06,584
<i>Don't worry.</i>

1201
00:59:06,584 --> 00:59:08,211
REPORTER: <i>...this has sullied
a family-oriented</i>

1202
00:59:08,211 --> 00:59:11,381
<i>and otherwise
entirely peaceful occasion.</i>

1203
00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:13,967
<i>The Fayetteville
Gun Show continues.</i>

1204
00:59:13,967 --> 00:59:15,927
<i>We'll be back right after this.</i>

1205
00:59:15,927 --> 00:59:19,514
♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

1206
01:00:20,074 --> 01:00:22,702
♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪