1 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,341 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:10,760 Okay. Yeah. Everything-- 3 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,012 Everything seems nailed down for tomorrow. 4 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:14,305 How you feeling? 5 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:17,267 Why does everyone ask how I'm feeling? 6 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:20,270 I'm sellin'. My decision. I'm feeling great. 7 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,605 And yes, yes. Axe that chopper. 8 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:25,567 - They can fucking walk. - Right. Absolutely. 9 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,903 - Office? - Uh, ATN. 10 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:30,029 Oh. 11 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,031 Surprise visit? 12 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:40,039 Happy Christmas, you clock-watching fucks. 13 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,585 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 14 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:46,171 NEWS ANCHOR: ...but where they are, not to a significant degree. 15 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,297 Well, that may be true, 16 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,591 but NATO has a cultural weight... 17 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,009 ROMAN ROY: So many olds. 18 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,385 Where are the hotties? 19 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,971 Yeah, I mean this needs the living shit kicked out of it. 20 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:57,098 KENDALL ROY: A show about politics called Inside Baseball. 21 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:58,391 (CELL PHONE DINGS, VIBRATES) 22 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,059 - SHIV ROY: What? - Yeah. How fuckin' confusing is that? 23 00:01:00,059 --> 00:01:01,311 - ROMAN: They have that? - SHIV: Mm. 24 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:02,812 Connor. 25 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:05,440 "Have we left yet?" Eyeballs emoji. (CHUCKLES) 26 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,567 Fingers crossed emoji and helicopter emoji. 27 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,903 - KENDALL: We're coming. - ROMAN: This is unbelievable. 28 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,905 Our PGN is just gonna crush this. 29 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,240 - SHIV: Mm-hmm. - Not quite yours yet. 30 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,993 ROMAN: Business retreat, Telly. PGN brainstorm. 31 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:18,995 KENDALL: Sunday, Monday programming. Dookie. 32 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:21,623 Tuesday, Wednesday programming. Dookie. 33 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:24,751 Friday, Saturday programming. Massive stinky dog dookie. 34 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,337 I gotta say, the upside is huge if we just broaden out 35 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,589 and stop over-indexing to college professors. 36 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:30,840 - ROMAN: Mm-hmm. - Right? 37 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,842 ROMAN: Sorry, I just can't seem to tear my eyes away 38 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:35,136 from the bald man talking about NATO. 39 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:37,680 - I have a boner-- - So, my floaty, kinda 40 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:41,768 semi-pitch would be hardcore international news 41 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,353 from global-global to hyperlocal. 42 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:44,771 Jess, would you watch that? 43 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,981 Uh-- uh, yeah-- uh, if it was on, totally. 44 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:48,525 Like, maybe a focus on Africa? 45 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,485 Every day, just what is happening in Africa? 46 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:53,780 The Maghreb. Sub-Saharan East, Sub-Saharan West. 47 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,198 I would watch that shit. 48 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:56,783 ROMAN: You would not watch that shit. 49 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,952 - KENDALL: I would. - SHIV: No, I mean, that-- that sounds like 50 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,328 Homework: The Show. 51 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:02,330 - KENDALL: No, the point is it's global reach. - (CHUCKLES) 52 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,624 - (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) - KENDALL: It's a network that teaches you how to watch it. 53 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:05,875 - ROMAN: Or, shove all your... - KENDALL: Or? 54 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:07,335 - Oh. - ...foreign report melatonin news hour 55 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:09,045 - info dumps in the daytime... - Yeah. 56 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:11,631 ROMAN: Primetime, we go full Clockwork Orange, you know? 57 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,049 - Hey. (CHUCKLES) - SARAH: Yeah. 58 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:16,302 So, unfortunately, Gretchen Yung is conflicted out. 59 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,096 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 60 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,973 Oh! 61 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:23,309 Really? With Tom? He went with Gretchen? 62 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:26,729 Okay, uh, who's in-- who's in second position? 63 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:28,523 - SARAH: Crowley. - (SNIFFS) 64 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,149 Okay. (SIGHS) Uh, yeah, fine. 65 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:34,153 SARAH: I contacted his office. He's also conflicted out. 66 00:02:34,153 --> 00:02:37,073 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 67 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:41,494 Uh, and Kohlmayer, uh... (CLICKS TONGUE) 68 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,037 ...and Bulloch and, uh, and Camden? 69 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:46,583 SARAH: Yeah. Yeah. Conflicted out. It's weird. 70 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:50,044 Okay, great. I'll call you back. (SIGHS) 71 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,173 ♪ (MUSIC SWELLS) ♪ 72 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:57,510 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 73 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:22,303 ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 74 00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:26,432 Okay, so, have we tied up all five now? 75 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,017 - Yep. - And they're all the ones 76 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:30,520 - that Mr. Roy's office gave us? - SARA: Yep. 77 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,271 TOM WAMBSGANS: Oh, God. 78 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:37,110 - (CELL PHONE RINGING) - Hey, buddy. 79 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:40,780 Hey, hey, hey, hey. So, uh, so Logan's in. 80 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:41,990 TOM: Logan's in? 81 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,574 What, upstairs? In the sales meeting? 82 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:46,995 - No, he's on the floor, Tom. - TOM: He's on the floor? 83 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:49,122 Wait, explain to me exactly what he's doing 84 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,289 with his body and his face. 85 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:51,582 GREG HIRSCH: (SIGHS) I don't know. 86 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:55,837 He's just moseying. Terrifyingly moseying. 87 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:57,714 He's wearing sunglasses inside. 88 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,883 It looks like if... if Santa Claus was a hitman. 89 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:03,928 Okay. Okay, okay. Hold on. Hold steady. I'm coming in. 90 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:06,556 Okay, Sergio, halt the car. Halt the car. 91 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,891 Okay, cancel the rest of my afternoon. 92 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:11,436 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 93 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:15,606 (LINE RINGING) 94 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:16,858 - Hey. - SHIV: Hey, Tom. 95 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:19,861 So, all the top attorneys are conflicted out. Yeah? 96 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,863 Dad teach you that? It's a fucking nice move. 97 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,448 Wow, does he wanna marry you now? 98 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,366 Um, I'm not sure I know what you mean. 99 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:28,411 Oh, yeah, okay. So, you've met with or retained 100 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,329 every usable divorce lawyer in New York 101 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:31,831 just to fuck with me. Hmm? 102 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:34,208 I don't know, Shiv. I think maybe Sara made a mistake. 103 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:36,252 You think I don't recognize my own dad's playbook? 104 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:37,420 - Fuck you, Tom! - TOM: Shiv, 105 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,963 I-- I did not intend for this to be aggressive, 106 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:40,298 but I've seen what your family can do 107 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,216 in these situations and I want it to be amicable. 108 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:43,676 I'm sure we can figure it out. 109 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:45,219 SHIV: Yeah, okay. 110 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:46,929 You wanna be my dad's little bitch boy? 111 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:48,765 Why don't you deliver him a message, bitch boy? 112 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:51,934 Tell him to fuck off and stay out of my life. 113 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:56,189 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 114 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,024 (WHISPERS) Okay, so what's happening? What's happening? 115 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,985 (WHISPERS) Okay, so he's still just kinda walking around, 116 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:03,946 but with a slight sense that he might kill someone. 117 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:06,532 It's like Jaws. 118 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:09,744 If-- if everyone in Jaws worked for Jaws. 119 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:11,496 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - Yeah. 120 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:14,749 - So, he did one big shout. - Right. 121 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:15,917 GREG: He does not like 122 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,127 the countdown-to-election chyrons, 123 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:20,546 he hates the new font, it's too small. 124 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:23,091 It's too ingratiating. It's a really bad vibe. 125 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,467 What-- what is this, do you think? 126 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:27,178 I don't know. Maybe he just wants to play your sex tape 127 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:28,429 on Late Night, Greg. 128 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:32,975 No, the future starts now, Greg. 129 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:35,895 You know, once-- once the board rubber-stamps, 130 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,147 and once the regulators nod the deal through, 131 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:40,108 three, four months, Waystar is gone. 132 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,776 This will be home. 133 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:45,446 - GREG: So, he's gonna be here all the time? in person? - TOM: Yeah. Yep. Yep. 134 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:48,116 Hanging around like the threat of nuclear war. 135 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,283 - Here we go. - GREG: Go get him. 136 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:51,994 Hey, hey. Hey, sir, Mr. Boss Man. 137 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:56,541 - Uh-- - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 138 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:59,377 One email. 139 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,506 Fucking Stakhanovites in here. 140 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:09,428 - Please, don't exhaust yourself. - (CHUCKLES) 141 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,766 What do you think of the, uh, election refit? 142 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:17,520 Oh, yeah, pretty fucking penny. It's an aircraft hangar. 143 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:19,355 What's the air-con bill? 144 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:21,941 Well, yeah, Cyd really loves the sense of space. 145 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,151 It's certainly interesting. 146 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:24,986 Where is she? 147 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,863 Cyd? Oh, she doesn't tend to stay late 148 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:29,532 when it's opera season. Oh. Hey, Cyd. 149 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:32,869 Oh, boss. I didn't see you. I was busy. 150 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,496 But I can see that my social secretary's 151 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:38,207 - been looking after you. - Have you watched the tape? 152 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:39,917 - CYD PEACH: Tom? - Hmm? 153 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,004 Kerry's tape. Have you watched it? 154 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,130 What do you think? 155 00:07:45,464 --> 00:07:46,716 Of Kerry? 156 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:49,635 What do I think of her audition to be an anchor? 157 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:51,095 Yes. 158 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:56,142 Well, did you... What-- what do you think, Logan? 159 00:07:56,142 --> 00:08:00,146 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You go first. 160 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:04,567 Well, I think... (CLICKS TONGUE) ...I think I liked it. 161 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:08,321 - I mean, she's got something. - Oh, she really does. 162 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,489 - Yeah, should we... - ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 163 00:08:10,489 --> 00:08:12,200 You thinking of giving her a slot? 164 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,534 Because I-- I personally think 165 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:16,495 that-- that could be a very interesting idea. 166 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:18,039 - Right? - LOGAN ROY: I'm keeping out. 167 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:19,248 She's my assistant. 168 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:23,419 It would be very unprofessional of me to get involved. 169 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,758 Whatever you two geniuses think. 170 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:32,220 Now, I want to talk to them, a little speech. 171 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,305 Somewhere down here in the middle. 172 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:35,681 Man of the people. 173 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:38,643 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 174 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:42,730 Good evening, I'm Kerry Castellabate, 175 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:45,233 - and these are our top stories tonight. - ROMAN: Doing great so far. 176 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,901 You look stupid. 177 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:50,738 Missouri State poli-- police-- Missouri State Police 178 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:52,531 - have issued an AMBER Alert... - Oh, my goodness. 179 00:08:52,531 --> 00:08:54,784 KERRY CASTELLABATE: ...as two children are believed to have been abducted. 180 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,661 They were last seen outside the school gates 181 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,079 waiting for their mother to collect them. 182 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,247 (CHUCKLES) And then sudden smile. 183 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:00,748 KERRY: The police are appealing for anyone... 184 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:02,625 Must act natural to fool the humans. 185 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,961 - And a new medical study has found that... - (ROMAN LAUGHS) 186 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,712 KENDALL: She's doing the shit out of this news. 187 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,923 KERRY: ...can extend your life up to five years while three cups... 188 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,300 - ROMAN: Man, Dad was a god. - KERRY: ...can reduce it by two. Who knows? 189 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,468 Maybe it's time to switch to tea. 190 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:13,803 But tomorrow, he's selling the empire 191 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,054 to a 4chan Swede 192 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,056 and dishing out jobs for blowies. 193 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,683 - SANDI FURNESS: Shiv? - Hey. 194 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,226 Uh, Sandi, hi. 195 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,520 (INHALES DEEPLY) Uh, I hope you don't mind. 196 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,063 I was gonna try and set something, 197 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:26,274 but I thought I'd just call 'cause it's kind of urgent. 198 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:28,234 - Hope that's okay. - Um, uh, 199 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,278 yeah, no, of course. Um, what's up? 200 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,946 Is it about Connor's wedding? 201 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,823 Because that was such a regretful no. 202 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:36,701 Oh! (SCOFFS) No. No, no, no. This is completely different. 203 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:40,621 It's, uh, just about our chat and your pitch. 204 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:41,914 You know, I was just, well, thinking 205 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,499 maybe I was a little hasty. 206 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,794 - SANDI: Uh-huh! - Yeah. 207 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:51,299 And do your siblings feel the same or still no? 208 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,842 SHIV: Well, no, I haven't had a chance 209 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,177 to talk to them about it yet, but I'm gonna bounce it around, 210 00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:57,096 see if I can't persuade them, because, you know, 211 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,598 I agree there's a-- there's a lot of upside there 212 00:09:59,598 --> 00:10:00,766 to get a little more money. 213 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,476 Well, I mean, obviously, I agree, 214 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,854 but, uh, the board meeting is tomorrow, Shiv. 215 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,564 SHIV: Uh, well, look, can I just-- 216 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:07,815 can I put you on alert, 217 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,442 just in case there is room for a discussion there? 218 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:13,112 And-- and just to say that this is a live issue for me. 219 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,156 - You know, maybe... - ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 220 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,991 Maybe we don't just wave this through. Maybe... 221 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,201 (INHALES SHARPLY) Maybe it pisses off my dad, 222 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:20,995 but maybe that's okay. 223 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,331 - Yeah? - SANDI: Yeah. Absolutely. 224 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:25,791 Maybe we can circle back. Is that okay, Sandi? 225 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,376 And the USA Today... 226 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:30,046 - ROMAN: Oh! Again, again, again. - KENDALL: It's so good. It's so good. 227 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,089 - (KENDALL EXCLAIMS) - ROMAN: Oh, what! Kinky! 228 00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:33,382 - One more. - Roll it through again. 229 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,675 - Again. - One more. 230 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:36,260 - Go press the button. - (BUTTON CLICKS) 231 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,220 - KERRY: Good evening, I'm Kerry Castellabate... - Una más. 232 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:40,556 KENDALL: If he puts this on air, this is, like, easily packaged 233 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:43,309 - as symptomatic of total loss of judgement and control. - ROMAN: Yeah. 234 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,019 - Um, guys, they're actually-- - (ROMAN MOCKS JESS) 235 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,729 - KENDALL: Yeah, I know... - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 236 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:47,813 Transpo's on the tarmac. 237 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,231 It's waiting to take you to Connor's rehearsal. 238 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:51,067 - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) - He's texting me. 239 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,985 - ROMAN: Oh, he is? Yep. - This is-- this is special. 240 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,654 {\an8}♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 241 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:59,367 I-- I'd prefer something a little more stable. 242 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,078 Yeah. Uh, no, there's no need for a song and dance. 243 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,996 Let's keep it cheap and cheerful. 244 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,623 - Tom? - Yeah? 245 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,583 - LOGAN: Will you, uh, do a little intro for me? - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 246 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,294 - Sprinkle a little sugar? - Up-- up there? 247 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:12,588 - Yeah. - Of course. 248 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,340 - On the-- Yeah, sure. - LOGAN: Yeah. 249 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,885 Okay. (CHUCKLES) Okay. 250 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,763 Hey, guys. (CLEARS THROAT) Hey. Hi. 251 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:25,142 Just want to say hi. Um, come on over. 252 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,436 Yeah, it's been a tough few weeks. 253 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,563 Election coming into view, um... 254 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:33,192 Yeah, I appreciate you all and Cyd, my partner in crime. 255 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,568 (CHUCKLES) 256 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:36,612 And, uh, from my POV, you know, 257 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:39,323 keep cranking 'cause we're doing great. 258 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:42,701 Up three percent in the demo week over week. 259 00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:43,702 Woo-hoo. 260 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:45,579 TOM: But, you know, we can do more, uh, 261 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:48,082 up 15 percent, uh, year over year. 262 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,625 And, uh-- (COUGHS) 263 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,878 Just-- It's great work. And, uh, Just w-- Real pleasure 264 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,713 to have the big man here to give us some, uh, 265 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:57,299 some support. So, sir. Up you come. 266 00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,969 (ALL CHEER, APPLAUD) 267 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:03,347 Okay. Come on up. Want help? No? Okay. 268 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,102 I could give you a kiss from here. 269 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,610 Good afternoon, everybody. Good afternoon. 270 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:20,531 Uh, 15 percent up year on year? 271 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:24,410 Well, it's a shame we're up 40 on costs, 272 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,705 but I guess-- I guess it evens itself out in the end. 273 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:28,914 I mean, does it? 274 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,585 Is 15 equal to 40, pal? 275 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:38,424 - Uh-- - Is 15 equal to 40, pal? 276 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,512 - No. - No! Good! 277 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:45,639 Good head for numbers! 278 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:48,350 All right. You're good folks. 279 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:51,395 You're the best or you wouldn't be in here. 280 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:56,150 But you've got to knuckle down for me. 281 00:12:57,151 --> 00:13:01,197 Waystar, I can't say too much as yet, 282 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:04,325 but I'm going to be spending a lot more time in here 283 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:08,370 with you lot, because I love it in here. 284 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,789 I fucking love it! 285 00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:17,880 (ALL CHEER, APPLAUD) 286 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,717 So... (CHUCKLES) ...I don't wanna know 287 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:24,303 about three percent week on week, 288 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:27,848 I wanna know that we're killing the opposition! 289 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:30,434 I wanna be cutting their throats! 290 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,354 Our rivals should be checking in, 291 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,397 out the back of their chauffeured cars 292 00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:39,485 because they can't believe what we did. 293 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:43,239 So fucking spicy, so true. 294 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:49,828 Something everyone knows but nobody says because... 295 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:55,543 they're too fucking lily-livered. Huh? 296 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:59,004 They cannot believe what we said, 297 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,674 and the fact that we fucking said it! 298 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:05,135 They're fucking jam smears on the highway! 299 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,971 - Now... - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 300 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:11,725 ...anyone, anyone who believes that I'm getting out, 301 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:14,395 please shove the bunting up your ass. 302 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:18,399 - (WORKERS LAUGH) - This is not the end. 303 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,733 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 304 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,360 I'm gonna build something better. 305 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:26,240 Something faster, lighter, leaner, wilder. 306 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:31,579 And I'm gonna do it from in here with you lot! 307 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,081 - You're fucking pirates! - ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 308 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:41,046 - All right? All right? Yeah! - (ALL CHEER, APPLAUD) 309 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,805 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 310 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,974 - (HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 311 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,934 (TIRES SCREECHING) 312 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,773 KENDALL: Who are you most excited about never having to see again 313 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:02,276 - once GoJo closes? - ROMAN: Uh, Hugo, 314 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,819 Frank, Karl. 315 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,279 - What about you? - Hey, uh-- 316 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,780 - Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no. - What? 317 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:07,865 - We can't get on. - What? 318 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,658 I don't know. Uh, there's a problem. 319 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,076 - Excuse me. What? - There's a new policy, 320 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,077 - apparently. - What? 321 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,412 CINDY: I don't know what this is, 322 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,456 but, apparently, I'm not authorized 323 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,665 to let you take off. 324 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,584 - Who is? - The company has just sent word. 325 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,502 - Uh, what? We are the company. - Yeah. 326 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,588 - Our dad is the CEO. - KENDALL: Okay. 327 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,340 - Okay, okay. - Right? 328 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,591 - ROMAN: Yeah. - What? 329 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:27,843 - ROMAN: What? - What? 330 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:28,969 It's Dad. 331 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,555 He's fucking with us. 332 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,140 - Oh. - Right, he knows 333 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,601 - we're out here making moves. - Okay. 334 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,769 KENDALL: His feathers are ruffled. 335 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,853 So, we're just gonna get on 336 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,355 and we're gonna figure it out later, okay? 337 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,315 I'm-- I'm-- I'm really sorry, I'm not able to let you board. 338 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,151 - It's not authorized. - ROMAN: We have somewhere to be, so we need to be on that chopper 339 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,319 and if we're not, 340 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,945 I'm gonna set aside several hundred thousand dollars 341 00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:49,156 and I'm going to dedicate it to destroying your life. 342 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,532 Is that great? How does that sound? 343 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,826 - I can't speak to that. - KENDALL: There she goes! 344 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,411 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 345 00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:58,165 - KENDALL: Oh! Oh! Okay, bye-bye. - ROMAN: Where's it going? What is this? 346 00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,667 KENDALL: There goes Daddy. 347 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,378 - CINDY: It's going back to the city. - KENDALL: Buh-bye birdie. 348 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,755 - Oh, wow. There it is. - SHIV: Oh, man. 349 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,758 - (HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING) - KENDALL: Wave bye to Daddy. 350 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,135 The fuck is this? Well, we're gonna be late now. 351 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,679 - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) - Connor's gonna shit. 352 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,430 It's gonna be a guilt trip to the fucking moon. 353 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,556 God dammit. 354 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:17,559 In Buddhism, sometimes your greatest tormentor 355 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:20,062 can also be, uh, your most perceptive teacher. 356 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,230 That's-- that's really wise. 357 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,731 - (CELL PHONE DINGS, VIBRATES) - Um, hey, Buddha. 358 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:26,318 - Nice Tom Fords. - Uh, oh! (SIGHS) 359 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,945 - Okay, this is interesting. - KENDALL: Is it Con? 360 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,030 - No, it's, um... (CLICKS TONGUE) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 361 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,032 - Where's the car? - It's, uh, Sandi and Stewy, 362 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,743 they wanna-- they wanna meet. Call or meet. 363 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,495 They'd prefer the meet. 364 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,622 They're asking if we're gonna be back in the city... (CHUCKLES) 365 00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:41,333 - ...in the next one to two. - ROMAN: I mean, tonight? 366 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,252 No, it's about the board shit, right? 367 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,753 Like Stewy says that Sandi thinks 368 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,422 there's more juice to squeeze from the Swede 369 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,589 so they're just flying that again. 370 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,590 - It's bullshit. - ROMAN: Yeah. 371 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,967 It's bullshit, Shiv. We've moved on. 372 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,719 - ROMAN: I agree with this... - KENDALL: Hey! Where's the car? 373 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,303 - ...fuckin' hippie. - KENDALL: Hey, where are they? 374 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,055 - They just left. - JESS JORDAN: Yeah, they're... I-- 375 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,890 - He's just like-- - ROMAN: Get a car! 376 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,100 I'm trying, I'm trying. 377 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,270 Nothing from the board. I don't like this silence. 378 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,564 Give 'em one last buzz round. 379 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:08,444 Kerry, get Frank and Karl on to the independents. 380 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,195 Let's triple lock this down. 381 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,573 KERRY: (OVER VIDEO) As severe thunderstorms are expected... - (CHUCKLES) 382 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,824 KERRY: ...to hit Pennsylvania, 383 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,409 - West Virginia, Virginia... - This shit's everywhere. 384 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,161 - KERRY: ...and the Carolinas today. - (HUGO BAKER CHUCKLING) 385 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,871 - What is she doing? - KERRY: To end our forecast-- 386 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,540 - Hey. - Hi. We finished early, so... 387 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,666 GERRI KELLMAN: Okay. 388 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,587 - What's going on? - Sorry? 389 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,506 Uh, just some prep for post-board meet, 390 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,133 - the signing of the deal. - Ah. 391 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,970 HUGO: It seems Matsson would love an actual photo op. 392 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,138 I guess the question is, 393 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,347 is that something you would like? 394 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:40,184 - Or should we just-- - What were you laughing at? 395 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,143 What? 396 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,478 LOGAN: What were you laughing at? 397 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,189 Uh, Gerri was--- Um, we were chatting 398 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,900 and she said... (CHUCKLES) ...something amusing, so... 399 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,486 Okay, okay, let's look at the options. 400 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,613 Um, look, I, uh-- 401 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,365 I don't know if I should be seen shaking, 402 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,867 uh, Matsson's hand. 403 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,453 I mean, he's been such a prick about the spin off. 404 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:04,541 Okay, uh, Karolina, can you do the option deck? 405 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:08,295 - Well, you're ready to go in. - Uh-huh. But can you do it? 406 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,547 KAROLINA NOVOTNEY: Is your laptop not working? 407 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:13,050 - Nope. - Well, just give it a go. 408 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:18,305 It appears to be working, give it a go. 409 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,431 Okay. 410 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:23,602 - See if it--- see if it works. - (SIGHS) 411 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,146 - (CABLE CLATTERS) - HUGO: Here. 412 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,065 Um... 413 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:31,068 - Severe storm-- - (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 414 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,279 So, here's the deck and it's-- we got some great stuff here. 415 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,990 - Uh-huh. - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 416 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:40,160 - KAROLINA: So, um, should we get into it? - Look, I don't wanna be 417 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,539 seen like some piece of fucking set dressing, okay? 418 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,165 GERRI: I mean, the only thing is, 419 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:48,544 everyone's saying the timing, the deal you've done, 420 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,337 don't you want your moment in the sun? 421 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,339 LOGAN: Oh, you working for Matsson already? 422 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:55,968 I'm still here, you know? I haven't gone. Huh? 423 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,721 You getting your Viking hat on early? Huh? 424 00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:01,139 - No. - LOGAN: Nah. 425 00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:02,891 Nah, this is bullshit. 426 00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,602 Hugo, I think we might need someone 427 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,188 to go and suck off an independent director. 428 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:12,025 I'm concerned about the board. Put your fucking lipstick on. 429 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,027 - (DOOR OPENS) - (LAPTOP SHUTS) 430 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,779 - (ZIPPER OPENS) - HUGO: Okay. 431 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:21,201 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING, FADING) ♪ 432 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,494 SHIV: Is it worse to go up now? 433 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,496 I mean, I'd love to not go, but I think we kinda have 434 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:27,207 to drink at least a couple of Martini Passive Agressos just to make up, right? 435 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,792 STEWY HOSSEINI: Oh, you guys want a taxicab ride? 436 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,378 - Taxicab? Come on, come on. - ROMAN: Okay, what the fuck? 437 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,213 STEWY: Flat rate. I'll give you good price. 438 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,756 - Good price, good price. - Okay, what is this? 439 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,216 - We're kinda pushed. - Yeah. Come on, man, 440 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,301 is this a fucking ambush? Hi. 441 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,261 No. We just wanted to do five in person. 442 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,220 - Right, Sandi? - SANDI: Yeah, 443 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,180 we have a suite booked across the way. 444 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,099 Well, guys, it's not exactly convenient. 445 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,894 We're prepared to vote no on the GoJo deal 446 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,271 at the Waystar board meeting tomorrow. 447 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:52,149 We think there's more money to be squeezed from the Swede, 448 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:55,402 and we think you're rushing this for emotional reasons. 449 00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,529 Hmm. Well, I don't think so. Okay, see you. 450 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:01,241 The premiums look weak on market comparables, you know it. 451 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,076 - Look at last week, Ro. - It's a different deal, 452 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,661 - it's not relevant. - Oh, come on, Ken. 453 00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:07,623 We want our dad to ask for more, but he stopped engaging. 454 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,542 - He's palmed us off with Karl. - ROMAN: He does that. 455 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,044 He can get the deal through without us, 456 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,005 but if we can get you guys on our side, 457 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,673 we can force him back into the ring 458 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,008 for one last round. 459 00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:22,429 Okay, so I guess, like, board pushes back on price. 460 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,306 - What's the big deal? - What's the big deal? 461 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,141 - SHIV: Okay. - KENDALL: Well, we'd have to weigh that 462 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:27,601 against the risk of blowing everything up. 463 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,102 ROMAN: I think our position might be that 464 00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,729 we're just done corn-holing our dad. 465 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,732 But we-- we just feel like your old man got hot for this. 466 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:34,942 Can't we cool him off? 467 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:38,528 STEWY: Listen, listen. There's money for all of us 468 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:41,573 if we ask nicely. We push too hard, danger, danger, 469 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,909 but, yeah, it's there. You know, it's there. 470 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,287 My dad is clear. He wants to vote no. 471 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,623 - Yes. - Us, plus you guys, that's it. 472 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,376 He's outvoted. This doesn't get through the board. 473 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:53,585 Send it back to the table. 474 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,337 - It doesn't need to go nuclear. - No. What-- 475 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,422 Okay, it's not a big deal, let's just-- 476 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,840 We'll think about it. Yeah. 477 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,509 SANDI: Okay, well, the board meeting's tomorrow. 478 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,886 So, we need to know in the next hour or two. 479 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,388 - Okay. Sure. - 'Kay? 480 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,139 So, it's either we vote yes tomorrow 481 00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,349 and we all make billions of dollars, 482 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,059 or we sign up for your cool shit 483 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,602 and then Dad disinherits us entirely. 484 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,020 That sounds like a toughie. 485 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,438 We'll think about it. Thanks. Bye. 486 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,273 - Yeah. We gotta go. - STEWY: Ken. 487 00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:17,484 - KENDALL: We're done. - STEWY: Ken! 488 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,987 - I'll keep working. - Yeah. And I'll call Ken. 489 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,073 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 490 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,616 - WILLA FERREYRA: Oh, hey. - Hey. 491 00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,035 (SIGHS) So, you're here now, huh? 492 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,204 Yeah. No, sorry. Um. What, are you leaving or... 493 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,288 You okay? (CHUCKLES) 494 00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:32,082 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm-- I'm just, um-- 495 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,042 I'm just going for a little drink. 496 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,044 ROMAN: Oh, it's over? Is it done? 497 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,421 - The-- the rehearsal? - Yeah. 498 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:38,755 Um, no, no, but I--- 499 00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,674 I think they can take it from hereon. 500 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,634 Not vital from here, so... (CHUCKLES) 501 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,803 ROMAN: Yeah, I mean, the bride is normally-- 502 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,556 I guess, is generally considered one of the first team... 503 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,224 - (LAUGHS) - ...in the old wedding, you know? 504 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,060 Yeah, right. (INHALES) Yeah, I should go. 505 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:56,023 You know, and, um, have a think. I'm in a bit of a fuzz. 506 00:21:56,023 --> 00:22:00,152 (CHUCKLES) Everything feels very vivid today, doesn't it? 507 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,029 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - You okay? 508 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:05,198 - What-- what's-- - Uh-huh. Yeah. Fine. 509 00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,616 - KENDALL: What's going on? - Oh. Hm. 510 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:09,703 You can't be jumping for joy the whole time, right? 511 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:11,496 - (CHUCKLES) - No, I guess. 512 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,749 Yeah, look-- I should, um-- I should go. 513 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,834 - ROMAN: Yeah. Okay. - Yeah, bye. (CHUCKLES) 514 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:20,505 - Okay, bye. Uh, wow. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 515 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:21,798 Fairy-tale wedding. 516 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,592 - ROMAN: There goes the bride. - (CHUCKLES) 517 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:24,843 - I have enough cash. - She is-- 518 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,428 - I'll take her. - I mean, do we even go up? 519 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,973 - It seems like it's over, so... - Uh, well, I mean, yeah. 520 00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:31,391 - I think we should. - What do you mean? 521 00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:33,060 - Yeah. Of course. - ROMAN: What do you mean? Yeah. No. 522 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,437 SHIV: No, we're gonna-- We-- we have a lot to discuss. 523 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:38,356 Oh, what? The fuck-y bullshit? No, come on. 524 00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:41,651 Roman, look, a few weeks' pain could really set us up. 525 00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:43,111 - (ROMAN SIGHS) - And I think we over-promised 526 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:44,905 - on Pierce and-- - ROMAN: Mm-hm. Just-- It's a... 527 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,114 I just wanna-- 528 00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:47,616 - ROMAN: ...Sandi mind game. - We're gonna go. Come on. 529 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:48,825 ROMAN: Fuck 'em. Fuck those guys. 530 00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:50,077 Sure. 531 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:54,873 - ♪ (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 532 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:58,585 - CONNOR ROY: (CHUCKLES) Finally. - Found him. 533 00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:00,128 - Finally... - KENDALL: Hey, hey. 534 00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,671 - ...here they are. - SHIV: Hey. 535 00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:03,298 - Hello, sir. Hugsie. - We're so sorry, man. 536 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:04,633 Aw, thank you. 537 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,511 Yeah, Dad screwed us. Hey, bro. 538 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:10,889 Oh, look at you. The Rebel Alliance. 539 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:14,476 - SHIV: Mm-hmm. - How is it out in those hills? 540 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:16,686 Supply lines okay? Got enough to eat? 541 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,231 This is how it is, huh? 542 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,358 The battle royale. Me and Dad on one side, 543 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:22,651 you guys on the other? 544 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,487 ROMAN: You-- you okay, man? We bumped into Willa 545 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:26,655 on the way in. 546 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:29,116 Yeah, I think it's all fine. 547 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:33,912 - Yeah. (SMACKS LIPS) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 548 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:37,207 Willa stood up to do her speech and she said... 549 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:39,835 "I can't do this." 550 00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:44,673 And she went to the bathroom for 40 minutes 551 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,924 with her so-called friends. 552 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:50,178 Jesus. Oh, no, no, no. No, that is not-- You're fine. 553 00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:52,180 That's totally fine. Don't worry about that. 554 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:54,683 Just toss her another ten grand, 555 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:57,894 or a snowmobile and some teeth whitening vouchers. 556 00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:59,312 Any luck, Sylvia? 557 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:02,858 Willa's mom. 558 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:05,861 It's fine, Con. 559 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:08,488 - Okay, so-- - This is so fucking weird. 560 00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:10,031 SHIV: Do we regroup at my place? 561 00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:13,368 Shiv. He's-- Come on, he's looking a little rough, 562 00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,911 - don't you think? - SHIV: Well, sure. 563 00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:17,247 I'm sorry that Dad fucked us, and I'm sorry that we're late, 564 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:19,249 but we do need to decide fast, so... 565 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,710 - Well, I think we know, right? - SHIV: Do we, though? 566 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,044 - Yeah. - They made some 567 00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:25,046 - pretty compelling arguments. - Sandi's a greedy little bitch. 568 00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:27,549 She's got her hand up the ass of the carcass of her dad, 569 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,843 and Stewy's just come along for the ride. It's a-- 570 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:31,511 Fuck it. It's a packet of horseshit. 571 00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:33,597 Okay. What if I want to talk it through? 572 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,891 I just think-- I think we rise above it, Shiv. Right? 573 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,517 - SHIV: No-- Maybe... - ROMAN: But? 574 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,186 ...Dad is not on it like he used to be, 575 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,729 and maybe he's underplayed his hand 576 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,480 and the board are all a hand-fucking-picked 577 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,941 bunch of Japanese plastic cats just waving it through. 578 00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:47,694 CONNOR: Okay. Still incommunicado. 579 00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:51,323 I just really hope she's okay. So, what do you say? 580 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:55,368 Little bit of karaoke? 581 00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:59,623 Uh, or would it be possible to do anything other than that 582 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:02,751 - in the entire universe? - She's partying, I can party. 583 00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:06,880 I mean, we can go drink, right? 584 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,342 Little bachelor party for POTUS-SCROTUS. 585 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:14,095 Uh, well, I mean, we three kind of-- 586 00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:16,097 - Oh, sure. Everybody's busy. - We've got a... 587 00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:17,432 Come on, let's give him a drink, sis. 588 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:19,100 - ROMAN: Yeah. - Let's give him a drink. 589 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:21,102 - Yeah, but not-- but not... - Let's get him a drink. 590 00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:26,900 ...your usual stupid places. Uh, somewhere fun and real. 591 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:30,570 Away from the fancy dance. A real bar with chicks. 592 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:33,698 And guys who work with their hands and grease, 593 00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:35,242 and sweat from their hands 594 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:36,743 and have blood in their hair. 595 00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:37,911 ROMAN: I don't like these guys. 596 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:41,039 They sound like a medical experiment gone wrong. 597 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:44,084 I don't know, he just said it's a big fucking problem. 598 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:47,462 Well, why the kitchen? Should we hide the knives? 599 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:49,756 I don't know, he just said-- 600 00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:51,883 - Hey, Loge. Hey, what's up? - Hey. 601 00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:53,426 Is all this pizza? 602 00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:55,136 - TOM: Uh-huh. - GREG: Hmm. 603 00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:57,889 LOGAN: Why am I looking at all this pizza, huh? 604 00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,474 It's killing me. 605 00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:02,435 This is-- It's out of control, Tom. 606 00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:04,354 - Right. - They send out for fresh pies, 607 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,648 and there are two or three here already that are perfectly good. 608 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:08,900 All you have to do is put them in the fucking microwave. 609 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,068 - TOM: Right. - GREG: Right. Noted. 610 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:13,071 I guess, just to say, it does tend to, 611 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:15,615 uh, it loses a s-- There's a sog factor-- 612 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:16,825 Greg, fuck off. 613 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:18,994 Okay. 614 00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:21,413 (SIGHS) 615 00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:27,294 (SIGHS) Uh, it's not the pizza. 616 00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:32,007 I've been thinking about Kerry. 617 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:37,262 Okay. Okay. Yeah, very excited. I mean, let's get into it. 618 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:41,308 She's a-- she's a natural. (CHUCKLES) She's got "it." 619 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,603 Is she the finished article? 620 00:26:46,354 --> 00:26:50,191 Well, finished article, no. 621 00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:53,528 - But you wouldn't expect her to be. - No. 622 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:56,072 TOM: No. She needs a little-- needs a little time. 623 00:26:56,072 --> 00:26:57,157 Uh-huh. 624 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,660 Maybe, maybe quite a bit of time. 625 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,829 - ♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - LOGAN: Interesting. 626 00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:04,789 Yeah. She's, uh... She's raw. 627 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:07,792 And I think, um, maybe we should think about 628 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:11,296 starting her way... under the radar. 629 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:14,549 And, uh, you know, she has a lot to learn. 630 00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:16,593 A lot. 631 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:19,095 And I think-- I think it can be damaging 632 00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:21,723 to put talent out there too early. 633 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:23,433 Smart. 634 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:25,643 - Now, that's smart. - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 635 00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:32,359 Yeah. Okay, sure. No problem. 636 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,945 I'm not involved. I'm nowhere near this. 637 00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:40,784 - I know nothing. - TOM: Sure. Understood. 638 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,494 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 639 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,412 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - ♪ (HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 640 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,956 - Ah! America... - ROMAN: This is charming. 641 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:48,041 ...I missed you. 642 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,292 Okay, what's everybody having? 643 00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:50,627 - Oh. Uh... - KENDALL: What do you want? 644 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:53,088 Uh, do you think they know how to make a vodka tonic? 645 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,964 - SHIV: House red? Do I dare? - Yes. 646 00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:56,883 - (CHUCKLES) What? No, no, no. - ROMAN: That. Get that. 647 00:27:56,883 --> 00:27:59,344 Just a club soda with a sealed lid. 648 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,388 Uh, nothing from that tainted nozzle. 649 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:02,597 Con, what do you want? 650 00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:04,307 I'll just have whatever a regular Joe would have. 651 00:28:04,307 --> 00:28:07,143 Just, uh, Belgian Weissbier. Not Hoegaarden, ideally. 652 00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:09,062 - Hey, have you seen this? - Hmm? 653 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:10,313 - From "Heard on the Street"... - Mm-hm. 654 00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:11,940 ...about what the Waystar price will come out at? 655 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,817 - Mm-hm. - Sandi shared, so I... 656 00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:15,735 Hey, can I get, um, a vodka tonic, 657 00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:16,903 I'll have a bitters and soda... 658 00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:18,405 You still, uh, with us, Con? 659 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:22,492 Oh, sure. Just Willa. I have her location shared. 660 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,413 I just think it's a factory setting. 661 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:27,330 It's not. 662 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:29,082 Yeah, well anyway, I'm reassured. 663 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:30,959 She's definitely not on her way to Cuba. 664 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:34,421 - Well, her phone isn't. - Yeah, she's stopped moving. 665 00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:35,964 I guess she found a spot she likes. 666 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,091 - SHIV: Sure. - On another man's dick. 667 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,885 On a much bigger, 668 00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:42,887 nicer, harder, younger dick is all I'm saying. 669 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,806 - Can we not? Can we not, d-- - Okay. Sorry. I know. 670 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,307 Dude. You know, 'cause I'm feeling-- 671 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:48,143 - I'm-- I'm having certain anxieties, huh? - Okay, sorry. Mm-hmm. 672 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,186 I mean, I-- I wanna have a good time. 673 00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:51,729 - Okay all right. - KENDALL: Let's have fun. 674 00:28:51,729 --> 00:28:53,273 We can monitor her dot together. 675 00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:54,607 - She's-- What? (GROANS) - Let's get it up 676 00:28:54,607 --> 00:28:56,609 - on the big screen. - CONNOR: Why so long at the... 677 00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:59,571 Her dot is at a aquarium supply retailer. 678 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,239 That doesn't make sense. Is that a drug thing? 679 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:02,574 - (WHISPERS) I love him. - KENDALL: No. 680 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:03,783 - You sure? - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 681 00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:04,826 KENDALL: I am sure. 682 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:05,910 It is. It's a drug thing. 683 00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:07,328 - KENDALL: Sorry. - Now, she's at a dry cleaner's. 684 00:29:07,328 --> 00:29:09,122 ROMAN: She's, uh, probably getting her panties cleaned. 685 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:11,291 - Mussed 'em up a bit. That's really tough. - I'll be right back. 686 00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:12,917 - What's wrong with you? - Drinks are right here. 687 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:14,252 ROMAN: I'm not saying it's your cum. 688 00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:15,670 - No, stop. - ROMAN: Your cum, I'm sure, is very... 689 00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:17,255 - CONNOR: Stop. Stop. - ROMAN: ...washable. Okay. 690 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,674 - ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 691 00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:22,719 KENDALL: Yo, Lukas. What's up, brother? 692 00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:24,429 LUKAS MATSSON: (OVER FACETIME) 'Sup? 693 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,182 (INHALES DEEPLY) I can't fucking sleep. 694 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:29,184 - You sleep good? - Uh... 695 00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:32,437 Honestly, not really. No. 696 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:35,398 Well, I've never met anyone I respect who sleeps good. 697 00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:39,068 Tell me about it. One eye open, bro. One eye open. 698 00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:41,196 LUKAS: Yeah. And secondly, my-- my team says 699 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,614 I shouldn't be talking to you about this, 700 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,990 but, whatever. (INHALES DEEPLY) 701 00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:45,658 Well, I've been-- I've been hearing that, uh, 702 00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:48,077 the activists hustling on the price 703 00:29:48,077 --> 00:29:50,330 are trying to get you to join their little, uh, 704 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:53,291 scheisse party. Is that true? 705 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:56,044 Uh-huh. Well, I can't, uh... 706 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:57,587 I can't give you a play-by-play, but-- 707 00:29:57,587 --> 00:30:00,632 Well, I-- I know that you tried to screw this deal with your dad 708 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,217 and I know your dad hates you now. 709 00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:04,385 - So... - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 710 00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:06,304 ...you're out of options, huh? (MUNCHES) 711 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:08,389 And I've also been hearing that you've been going around 712 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:11,059 offering old ladies suitcases full of money. 713 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:13,895 Well, if you want to have a full suitcase anytime soon, 714 00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:16,189 - you-- you don't push me, okay? - Okay, dude. 715 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:18,358 - You're-- He's gonna sell. - I hear you, man. 716 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:21,027 But if he pushes me again, it won't be to me. 717 00:30:22,737 --> 00:30:23,863 This isn't aggressive. 718 00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,823 Like, uh, I've been told that sometimes when-- 719 00:30:25,823 --> 00:30:27,575 when I'm direct, it can code aggressive, 720 00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:29,244 but it's not, it's just... 721 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:31,329 Look, I like you, I like you. I do. 722 00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:35,583 I thought clarity, you know, before any nukes get launched. 723 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:37,252 Okay? 724 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:40,588 So, either back off, or I'm gonna walk. 725 00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:43,550 - I got you, loud and clear. - Okay. 726 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:46,469 - I think that's it, K-Roy. - Yeah. Sweet dreams. 727 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,388 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 728 00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:56,020 ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 729 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,427 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 730 00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:31,014 Storm warnings have been issued in parts of the east, 731 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:34,767 as severe thunderstorms are expected to hit Pennsylvania 732 00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:36,561 and the Cali-- Carolinas today. 733 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,479 - And our forecast to la-- - (KEYBOARD CLICKS) 734 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:41,899 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 735 00:31:41,899 --> 00:31:47,280 This is an incredibly delicate piece of diplomacy, Greg. 736 00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:52,619 Okay? It's like Israel-Palestine, 737 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:55,246 except harder and much more important. 738 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:57,248 (CHUCKLES) She's not gonna be happy. 739 00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:58,791 - TOM: Right. - (INHALES DEEPLY) 740 00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:01,002 But I think I see a way through. 741 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:03,004 - GREG: What's that? - You tell her. 742 00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:06,966 Yeah, in-- interesting. 743 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:10,261 I mean, I-- I don't-- I don't like it. 744 00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:11,638 Well, you're a little frustrated? 745 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:12,597 Yeah. 746 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,307 You wanted next-level tasks, right? 747 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,808 Yeah, but not like 748 00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:19,103 telling our boss' girlfriend she can't be on TV. (SCOFFS) 749 00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:22,231 Honestly, I think-- I think it tracks. 750 00:32:22,231 --> 00:32:24,150 - (GREG SIGHS) - This is what you do, all right? 751 00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:28,321 You go to her and you say... (INHALES) Like you say, 752 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:29,697 "It's really hard, 753 00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:31,783 even being the cousin of this family, 754 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,910 and you've seen what's happened to the kids. 755 00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,703 - You know, things get muddled..." - Mm-hmm. 756 00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:39,165 And-- and then you tell her she's good, but not too good, 757 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:42,001 and then you-- you-- you make sure Logan's out of it 758 00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:43,461 and I'm out of it and you tell her 759 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:45,088 that the focus group had thoughts. 760 00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:47,715 - Mm, okay. - And then you ask her, you know, 761 00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:49,550 does she even really want it 762 00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:51,719 handed to her on a silver platter? 763 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,888 You know, with all the resentments and accusations? 764 00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:56,140 And then you can make it seem like it's her idea 765 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:59,060 - to cool things, right? - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Okay. 766 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,478 - TOM: Yeah? Good. - Yeah. 767 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:02,480 But if she's like, 768 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,024 "Fuck you, Greg, and I wanna be on TV tomorrow. 769 00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:07,944 - ATN is my home..." - Well, then, if that happens, 770 00:33:07,944 --> 00:33:10,154 just back away to a position of safety 771 00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:13,533 and I will march in and mop up the rage, okay? 772 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,368 GREG: All right. 773 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:20,581 - (DOOR OPENS, SHUTS) - Oh, god dammit. (EXHALES) 774 00:33:20,581 --> 00:33:22,375 - ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Well, I'm having fun. 775 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,668 Hey, what's up? What did I miss? 776 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,420 - SHIV: Hey. - We're eating. 777 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,587 - KENDALL: Yeah? - Right here. 778 00:33:26,587 --> 00:33:28,506 Billy Ray Cyrus's Kentucky Fried Shit Shack. 779 00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:31,676 Well, they seem to have some hearty fare. 780 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:34,512 - What was that shit? - Uh, Stewy. 781 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,098 - Oh, great. What the fuck now? - Yeah. 782 00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:38,808 Well, actually, guys, can I-- can I-- 783 00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:39,934 can I show you something? 784 00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:41,269 - Yeah. - Oh, wings! 785 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:43,438 I wonder from which particular creature they snip these wings. 786 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:45,189 - It's, um... - Perhaps a mammal. 787 00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:47,233 ...on the comparables. 788 00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:49,736 It's-- it's actually pretty fucking intriguing. 789 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:50,987 Okay. Well, it makes you think. 790 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:53,239 Maybe Dad isn't on it like he used to be. 791 00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:54,782 You know, he's been pushed around by Matsson 792 00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:56,409 and fucking being pushed around by Kerry. 793 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:58,244 Giving shows to his girlfriend? That's just-- 794 00:33:58,244 --> 00:34:01,164 Fuck, she's in the East River. She's in the fucking-- 795 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:02,248 - No. - SHIV: What? 796 00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:03,374 She's on the bridge. 797 00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:04,792 She's headed to, uh, Williamsburg. 798 00:34:04,792 --> 00:34:07,128 Not to be dicks, Con, but is it okay 799 00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:08,921 if we do a little breakout chat, 800 00:34:08,921 --> 00:34:10,173 - just the three of us? - (CONNOR SIGHS) 801 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:11,382 - We won't be long. - ROMAN: What? 802 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,259 - SHIV: Like, two minutes max. - Hey, fuck it. 803 00:34:13,259 --> 00:34:14,844 Why don't we fold Con in? 804 00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:16,095 Well, he's not on the board, so-- 805 00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:17,722 Yeah, but he has a share, so if the deal... 806 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:19,307 (CLICKS TONGUE) ...he loses his payout. 807 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:22,435 - Excuse me? - Oh, yeah. So, Shiv wants 808 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,353 to get us mixed up in some sort of drug deal 809 00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:25,730 that will fuck the vote tomorrow. 810 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:28,649 Uh, no. A small delay, we all want the deal. 811 00:34:28,649 --> 00:34:31,277 - Okay. - And, look, I think I agree. 812 00:34:31,277 --> 00:34:33,279 - Oh, what the fuck now? - KENDALL: Yeah, just-- 813 00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:34,781 - ROMAN: Seriously? - It's just 814 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:36,282 looking at the numbers... 815 00:34:36,282 --> 00:34:38,117 - SHIV: Yeah. - ...it's-- it's compelling. 816 00:34:38,117 --> 00:34:40,203 - SHIV: Yes. - It's compelling? Come on. 817 00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:42,246 So, you're gonna force Dad to grovel? 818 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:44,916 Oh, man. How long will a renegotiation take? 819 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,709 SHIV: It's a play. 820 00:34:46,709 --> 00:34:49,796 More money is more money and that's all there is to it. 821 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,672 (CELL PHONE CHIMES, VIBRATES) 822 00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:53,758 SHIV: (CHUCKLES) Oh, I'm sorry. 823 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,510 Uh. What the fuck? 824 00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:58,513 Uh, Roman... 825 00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:00,681 The fuck is Dad messaging you for, Rome? 826 00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:04,101 Uh-- uh, I don't know. Ask him. 827 00:35:04,101 --> 00:35:06,771 - Stupid question. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 828 00:35:08,105 --> 00:35:10,858 - You're not gonna read it? - ROMAN: Mm-mm. 829 00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:12,610 Yeah, I'll read the-- I will, yeah. 830 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:16,489 I'll read it, sure. Um, uh, just a check-in. 831 00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:17,740 SHIV: Oh, yeah? 832 00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:18,741 - A check-in? - Yeah. Yeah. 833 00:35:18,741 --> 00:35:20,451 Oh, yeah, you're right. Classic Dad. 834 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:21,619 He always just checks in. 835 00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:23,204 Just wants to see how you're doing. 836 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:25,915 Okay, I sent him a text on his birthday just saying, "Happy birthday." 837 00:35:25,915 --> 00:35:29,669 - Uh, "Sorry we missed it." - I'm sorry, wait a minute. You texted him initially? 838 00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:30,711 On his birthday. Yeah. 839 00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:33,464 We said no contact until he apologizes. 840 00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:34,882 Okay, well, so then, never? 841 00:35:34,882 --> 00:35:36,300 - You know what? - ROMAN: What? 842 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,844 I think I would like to see your phone. 843 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:39,053 - ROMAN: Oh, really? - Yeah. 844 00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:40,972 Show me your phone. World's biggest WhatsApp group 845 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,390 of people sharing pictures of your snatch. 846 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:44,684 - No, thanks. Fuck you. No. - KENDALL: Rome? Guys? Rome. 847 00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:46,102 ROMAN: What? 848 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:47,436 We have to trust each other here. 849 00:35:47,436 --> 00:35:49,355 So then fucking look. I don't give a shit. 850 00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:50,606 - Great. - It's dick pics anyway. 851 00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:52,024 - He's got a real taste for 'em now. - KENDALL: Great. 852 00:35:52,024 --> 00:35:54,360 ROMAN: It's this right here. Read. Who gives a shit? 853 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,903 Well, this is more than one text. 854 00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:57,822 - It's two, three. It's-- - Yeah. 855 00:35:57,822 --> 00:35:59,532 Yeah, it's more than one. Sorry. 856 00:35:59,532 --> 00:36:02,034 - It's a bit warm. - It's warm? Why? What did I say? 857 00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:03,369 - "Take care." - "Take care"? 858 00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:05,204 What am I supposed to say? "Happy birthday. 859 00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:07,373 Hope you fall down a flight of stairs, shithead." 860 00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:08,875 You know what? I feel a little bit weird 861 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,084 about this betrayal. 862 00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:11,252 - The betrayal? - SHIV: Yeah. 863 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:12,670 Yes, the-- the betrayal of, 864 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:15,214 "Happy Birthday, Dad. Take care. Roman." 865 00:36:15,214 --> 00:36:16,591 - KENDALL: You know what? - SHIV: Yeah. 866 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:17,592 - Betrayal? - I do, too. 867 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:19,093 Okay, great. Fucking family guilt trip. 868 00:36:19,093 --> 00:36:20,428 European vacation. Let's do it. 869 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,305 It's hard. It's been hard on everybody. 870 00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:23,389 (ROMAN GROANS) 871 00:36:23,389 --> 00:36:26,559 You know that he advised Tom on the divorce? 872 00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,145 Gave him a Dad trick. 873 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:32,273 Went and spoke to every pit bull in Manhattan, tied 'em up. 874 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,567 I got Mommed. 875 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:37,653 I mean, there's probably one more 876 00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:39,071 horrible motherfucker lawyer 877 00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:41,782 somewhere in the United States if you wanna look, 878 00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:46,203 but, um, yeah, that sucks, I'm sorry. 879 00:36:46,203 --> 00:36:49,248 KENDALL: Guys, I feel like we need to stick together. 880 00:36:49,248 --> 00:36:51,792 And we should push back, and you should come with us 881 00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:53,002 and we should put the squeeze on. 882 00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:56,172 Okay, but, we want to do Pierce, right? 883 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,632 - We want to out, right? - Yes. 884 00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:58,841 - KENDALL: Yeah. Yeah, exactly. - Okay. 885 00:36:58,841 --> 00:37:00,134 KENDALL: Just with just a bit more money. 886 00:37:00,134 --> 00:37:02,470 Yes, but I don't think Matsson will go up in price. 887 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:05,306 He won't. I know this because I have spoken to him. 888 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,767 Oh, well, if that's-- if that's what he said, 889 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:10,353 - then it must be true. Yeah. - Okay, seriously, 890 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,563 - I think he might walk. - Oh, might he? 891 00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:13,648 - ROMAN: Yes. - Yeah, do you think 892 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,566 he could maybe, like, is it a possibility 893 00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:17,944 - he could say a-- a not... - Okay. 894 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:20,613 - ...like a thing that isn't, a lie? - KENDALL: Um... Uh... 895 00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:22,365 I mean, why would he say that? 896 00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:23,866 Well, it's Negotiating 101, Rome. 897 00:37:23,866 --> 00:37:25,618 Did they not teach you that in management training? 898 00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:27,787 All right, but he-- it sounded like he meant it. 899 00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:29,580 Oh, yeah. That's Negotiating 102. 900 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,415 - ROMAN: Okay. - SHIV: It's pretty basic. 901 00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:34,835 Look, I know the conflict isn't nice, 902 00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:36,671 - but we overcommitted on Pierce... - ROMAN: Wait, what? 903 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,673 - ...and this gives the cash... - ROMAN: I don't give a shit 904 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:39,924 - about conflict. - ...to make it right. 905 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:41,217 Like, I will conflict fucking conflict. 906 00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:42,802 - SHIV: Yes, you do. Oh, okay, fine. - No, I don't. 907 00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:44,345 Well, it is about Dad feelings for you then. 908 00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:45,429 - Dad feelings? - SHIV: Yeah. 909 00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:46,764 If anyone here has fucking Dad feelings, 910 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:49,266 it's holy shit, poking Satan with the fork. 911 00:37:49,266 --> 00:37:51,185 I'm genuine about us three. 912 00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:53,312 And stop ganging up on me like you're Lennon and McCartney 913 00:37:53,312 --> 00:37:56,315 and I'm fucking George. I'm John, motherfuckers. 914 00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:58,609 Ringo, Yoko. 915 00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:02,363 He's still Connor, but he won having drinks with us at an auction. 916 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:03,823 KENDALL: Honestly, though. 917 00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:08,327 I think... going with Sandi and Stewy 918 00:38:08,327 --> 00:38:10,788 is-- is the best thing for us to do... 919 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:12,832 - SHIV: Yeah. - ...as a team. 920 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:14,166 It's just a-- it's just a move. 921 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:17,211 It's a-- it's a delay, a couple weeks. 922 00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:19,297 He'll get it. It's what Dad would do in his prime. 923 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,923 SHIV: Mm-hmm. Exactly. 924 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,719 I guess if it's just a play, then yeah. 925 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,178 Fuck, yeah, I'm in. 926 00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:27,763 God fucking dammit. 927 00:38:27,763 --> 00:38:29,557 - God fucking dammit. - ROMAN: Sorry. Sorry. 928 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:31,726 You ruined it all, you fucking ruined it all. 929 00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:32,852 - Con, Con, Con. - Sorry. 930 00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,520 CONNOR: You fucked it up. 931 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,313 - What do you wanna do? - What do I want to do? 932 00:38:36,313 --> 00:38:37,732 I wanted to get married tomorrow. 933 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:39,191 - Well... - I wanted to spend tonight 934 00:38:39,191 --> 00:38:40,609 with my family and tomorrow with my dad 935 00:38:40,609 --> 00:38:42,403 and I wanted to get my fucking money out. 936 00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:44,447 What else can we do? 937 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:49,201 I would like to sing one fucking song at karaoke 938 00:38:49,201 --> 00:38:50,703 because I've seen it in the movies, 939 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:52,538 and nobody ever wants to go. 940 00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:56,625 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 941 00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:58,669 - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) - (ELEVATOR DOORS OPEN) 942 00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:03,591 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 943 00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:06,719 Hey, hey, Kerry, um, s-- sorry, 944 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,097 can I possibly please, uh, grab you just for five minutes? 945 00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:11,807 - Quickly, please, right now? - Yeah, why not? 946 00:39:11,807 --> 00:39:13,976 You've already grabbed every other woman in Manhattan. 947 00:39:13,976 --> 00:39:17,980 (CHUCKLES) Thank you. Let's-- let's just head in here. 948 00:39:18,814 --> 00:39:19,815 Uh... 949 00:39:20,941 --> 00:39:23,694 I just wanted to grab you for a quick moment. 950 00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:28,115 Um, uh, I-- I hope I'm not getting above my station here. 951 00:39:28,115 --> 00:39:31,911 Um, but I wanted to talk to you about the whole tape thing. 952 00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:34,705 Oh, I-- I'm not sure I wanna talk to you about that. 953 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:38,417 Oh, yeah. No, fair enough. Then, just as a friend I... 954 00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:39,960 (INHALES DEEPLY) 955 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:43,380 ...I wanted to give you a heads up on the down-low 956 00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:46,384 on what the murmurs are, and say, you know, 957 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:47,843 how careful I have had to be 958 00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:51,430 about my particular position as a family member 959 00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:55,476 and say how people chatter so unpleasantly 960 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:57,186 about accusations of legs-up 961 00:39:57,186 --> 00:39:59,522 - and unfair-- - What is this, Greg? 962 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:00,981 Just... 963 00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:04,985 Are-- are you... 964 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,738 rushing things a bit? 965 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:10,032 And could-- could that, long term, 966 00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:12,952 - actually harm your position-- - So, okay, Tom doesn't think 967 00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:15,454 - I'm ready and he's sent you-- - No, no, no. 968 00:40:15,454 --> 00:40:17,123 No, no, no, not at all. 969 00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:18,624 Uh, he thinks you're great. 970 00:40:18,624 --> 00:40:19,792 - Um... - Oh. 971 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,669 I mean, there's some little doubts from a focus group 972 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,087 - and they're-- - They focus-grouped me? 973 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:25,631 GREG: Yes. But-- but the big picture is, what I'm saying. 974 00:40:25,631 --> 00:40:28,509 You know, like, how Kendall and Shiv 975 00:40:28,509 --> 00:40:30,803 - have an entitlement problem? - Okay, I'm sorry. 976 00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:32,638 What did they say, the focus group? 977 00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:36,600 Uh, well, headlines, great... 978 00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:41,147 just maybe not fully there. 979 00:40:42,064 --> 00:40:43,315 And a few criticisms, 980 00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:44,650 - but-- but-- - Such as? 981 00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:48,445 Uh, minor shit, like, nothing. I mean, may-- Great package. 982 00:40:48,445 --> 00:40:53,451 Uh, maybe a little, you know, arm-- the arms aren't right, 983 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,411 you know, or they're a little un-TV. 984 00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:56,704 The arms aren't right? 985 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,998 No-- Yeah, but-- but not a biggie. 986 00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:01,542 No, it's fixable with a few years. 987 00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:04,378 But, uh, no sorry on TV, this is on TV, 988 00:41:04,378 --> 00:41:07,006 and it can happen th-- that they shoot weird, the cameras-- 989 00:41:07,006 --> 00:41:08,883 So, who was in this focus group, Greg? 990 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,092 Just you? 991 00:41:10,092 --> 00:41:11,427 - No. - Is it Tom? 992 00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:12,553 - No. - Logan? 993 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:13,512 No. 994 00:41:13,512 --> 00:41:14,847 (STAMMERS) It-- it's a bunch 995 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:17,349 of grandpas and little twerps and such. 996 00:41:17,349 --> 00:41:18,559 - Can I see it? - No. 997 00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:20,227 - Because? - Because it's private. 998 00:41:20,227 --> 00:41:21,604 - Well, it's not. - You can't. 999 00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:23,355 - What if Logan wants to see it? - It's-- I'm sorry, 1000 00:41:23,355 --> 00:41:24,565 - it's confidential. - From the CEO? 1001 00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:26,734 - Yes. - Okay. If this focus group isn't real, 1002 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,361 I'm gonna take you apart like a human string cheese. 1003 00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:30,571 Understood. 1004 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:35,034 - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (DOOR OPENS, SHUTS) 1005 00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:39,079 I did the job. (INHALES DEEPLY) I did the job. 1006 00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:56,096 LOGAN: Heard from Connor. 1007 00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:59,433 Okay? 1008 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:02,770 The kids, Sandi and Stewy, they have the numbers 1009 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,772 to force us back to the table. 1010 00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:07,233 W-- what? What do you do? You want me to call? 1011 00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:08,776 You want me to ream 'em out for you? 1012 00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:10,527 No. Delicate. 1013 00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:14,240 They have some juice here. 1014 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,908 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 1015 00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:18,911 They have some fucking juice. 1016 00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:20,204 ♪ (UPBEAT CLUB MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1017 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,206 KENDALL: You should share your fucking dot with Willa. 1018 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:23,916 Then, she'll see that you're out having fun. 1019 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:25,918 - ♪ (CLUBBER SINGING "WONDERWALL" BY OASIS) ♪ - ROMAN: I love karaoke, 1020 00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:29,880 it's great. Boo, boo! Your wedding is doomed. 1021 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,840 CLUBBER: ♪ I said maybe ♪ 1022 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,051 Oh! (SIGHS) 1023 00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:37,054 - Okay. - Thank you. 1024 00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:38,931 So, what happens now? 1025 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:42,434 Uh, well, someone has to humiliate themselves 1026 00:42:42,434 --> 00:42:43,769 in the shame palace. 1027 00:42:43,769 --> 00:42:46,313 Think they have "Desperado" by The Eagles? 1028 00:42:46,313 --> 00:42:48,941 I would imagine they do. Longest night of my life. 1029 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:52,027 - (INHALES SHARPLY) - CONNOR: Oh, shit. 1030 00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:54,613 - KENDALL: What? - She's gone dark. 1031 00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:58,117 Why has she gone dark? I mean, is this it? 1032 00:42:58,117 --> 00:42:59,785 Is she going off with some buck 1033 00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:01,537 - and they're gonna, you know? - Hey, take it easy. 1034 00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:03,122 Maybe-- maybe her phone just died. 1035 00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:04,373 Yeah. Have you ever considered 1036 00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:05,958 that she might not be right for you? 1037 00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,376 This could be good. Yeah? 1038 00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:09,128 - Connor? - SHIV: You'll meet someone else. 1039 00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:12,548 You're not doing better than Willa. 1040 00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:14,842 I would agree. Do not let go Willa go. 1041 00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:16,635 Romulus. 1042 00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:22,308 So, Dad's on his way. 1043 00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:25,060 - What? - He wants us to meet him 1044 00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:26,061 down at the car 1045 00:43:26,061 --> 00:43:27,646 - when he gets here. - What the fuck? 1046 00:43:27,646 --> 00:43:29,023 KENDALL: How does he know we're here? 1047 00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:31,567 - How do you know he's coming? - Well, I told him 1048 00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:33,736 that it's the night of a thousand wobbles over here 1049 00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:36,697 - and he needs to talk to you. - Oh, for fuck's sake, Con. 1050 00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:39,450 CONNOR: My life isn't filled with secrets like some people. 1051 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:40,826 - I share things. - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1052 00:43:40,826 --> 00:43:43,495 And I want my father to be at my wedding. 1053 00:43:43,495 --> 00:43:45,831 - You mean you want the money? - Well, no, Siobhan, 1054 00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:48,167 that was not my primary consideration. 1055 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:51,295 I mean, what do we do? Do we-- do we leave? I mean... 1056 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,172 Will he come in? He's not coming in, right? 1057 00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:55,883 You know what? Just be water, my friend. 1058 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,843 "Just be wat"-- Wow, thanks, man. 1059 00:43:57,843 --> 00:43:59,511 What happens if I kill a Buddhist? 1060 00:43:59,511 --> 00:44:01,722 Do I get reincarnated as a fucking Buddhist? 1061 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:03,223 SHIV: (SIGHS) I hope not. 1062 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:11,357 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 1063 00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:13,400 ♪ ("FAMOUS BLUE RAINCOAT" BY LEONARD COHEN PLAYING OVER SPEAKER) ♪ 1064 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,988 ♪ It's four in the morning The end of December ♪ 1065 00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:24,495 ♪ I'm writing you now Just to see if you're better ♪ 1066 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:29,958 ♪ New York is cold But I like where I'm living ♪ 1067 00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:32,753 ♪ There's music On Clinton Street ♪ 1068 00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:34,922 ♪ All through the evening ♪ 1069 00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:36,340 This is Guantanamo-level shit. 1070 00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:39,718 - CONNOR: ♪ I hear that you're building ♪ - What is this, Con? 1071 00:44:40,677 --> 00:44:41,678 ♪ Your little house... ♪ 1072 00:44:41,678 --> 00:44:43,430 I think I'd like to hear "Desperado." Please? 1073 00:44:43,430 --> 00:44:47,935 - ♪ Deep in the desert ♪ - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 1074 00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:49,353 CONNOR: ♪ You're living for nothing... ♪ 1075 00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:51,897 Uh, okay. I don't know why Dad's calling me. 1076 00:44:51,897 --> 00:44:53,565 Well, really he should be calling me. 1077 00:44:53,565 --> 00:44:54,983 What did we say? Don't answer it. 1078 00:44:54,983 --> 00:44:56,318 ROMAN: I'm not. (SNICKERS) 1079 00:44:56,318 --> 00:44:58,570 - (CELL PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) - Hang up. 1080 00:44:58,570 --> 00:45:01,824 I could just, uh-- Hey! I was gonna let it ring out. 1081 00:45:01,824 --> 00:45:04,368 Oh, shit! Of course. I didn't think of that. 1082 00:45:08,163 --> 00:45:11,417 ♪ Mm, with a lock of your hair ♪ 1083 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,501 Oh, my God. 1084 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:20,884 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - ♪ (UPBEAT CLUB MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1085 00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:29,518 (DOOR OPENS) 1086 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,521 Hey. 1087 00:45:33,188 --> 00:45:34,606 Oh, shit. 1088 00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:40,988 Can we, uh, go somewhere else? These lights are-- 1089 00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:42,364 I could have a seizure. 1090 00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:46,201 - We're not going anywhere. - Fine. Very well. 1091 00:45:50,289 --> 00:45:51,331 (LOGAN SIGHS) 1092 00:45:52,207 --> 00:45:53,667 - Okay. - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 1093 00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:56,420 Uh, we won't be needing you, Kerry. You can... 1094 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:57,463 - Oh, yeah. - Thank you. 1095 00:45:57,463 --> 00:46:00,424 This here is a-- a family fuck-fuck, so... 1096 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:04,595 Ignore me. 1097 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:06,180 LOGAN: Okay, let's get this figured out 1098 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:08,182 and then I can let you get back to your fun. 1099 00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:09,808 Well, it might've been a wasted trip. 1100 00:46:09,808 --> 00:46:11,894 Wanna give us a quick blast of "New York, New York" and fuck off? 1101 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:13,437 Well, I-- I wanted to say something. 1102 00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:15,939 Yeah? Reasons we should vote through the sale? 1103 00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:17,232 It's-- No surprises there. 1104 00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:20,068 Unless you do it to the tune of "The Girl From Ipanema." 1105 00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:23,697 Well, um, it's not that. I mean, um, uh, aside from this, 1106 00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:26,116 um, I guess I... 1107 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:28,243 I guess I just-- 1108 00:46:28,243 --> 00:46:31,079 I-- I wanted you there a bit at my party. 1109 00:46:31,705 --> 00:46:33,332 Holy shit. 1110 00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:37,002 - Did Dad just say a feeling? - (SHIV CHUCKLES) 1111 00:46:37,002 --> 00:46:38,754 Well, you know, I just-- 1112 00:46:38,754 --> 00:46:40,255 I thought maybe it would be nice. 1113 00:46:40,255 --> 00:46:42,174 Oh, fuck. Now-- now, it's all coming out. 1114 00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:44,218 Oh, my God, Mr. Melodrama over here. 1115 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:45,677 It's like a fucking telenovela. 1116 00:46:45,677 --> 00:46:47,554 Come on, guys, he's trying something. 1117 00:46:47,554 --> 00:46:50,182 Look, you knew I wanted Pierce 1118 00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:51,892 from way back. 1119 00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:54,353 And when I lost out... 1120 00:46:56,104 --> 00:46:57,272 that was not a good feeling. 1121 00:46:57,272 --> 00:46:58,815 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, no shit. 1122 00:46:58,815 --> 00:47:01,026 We practically had to walk back from Albany. 1123 00:47:01,026 --> 00:47:03,695 Can we just-- I'm sorry. Can we cut the shit? 1124 00:47:03,695 --> 00:47:05,030 It's obvious why you're here. 1125 00:47:05,030 --> 00:47:08,700 Your father wanted to address the personal stuff 1126 00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:10,452 and not just launch into the business. 1127 00:47:10,452 --> 00:47:13,956 Well, see, this isn't personal, Dad. 1128 00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:18,585 Uh, this is a business decision. This is about the money. 1129 00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:22,422 Look, you're smart to ask about the money, you are. 1130 00:47:22,422 --> 00:47:25,884 But Matsson won't go there. 1131 00:47:25,884 --> 00:47:28,428 You haven't been around this, but I've got done a good deal, 1132 00:47:28,428 --> 00:47:32,891 and you'll get enough to do whatever you want. 1133 00:47:32,891 --> 00:47:35,310 I do ATN, you do Pierce. 1134 00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:37,271 It'll be a fresh start for all of us. 1135 00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:40,232 It'll make things better, and it starts there. 1136 00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:44,111 All you have to do is vote yes and support the deal. 1137 00:47:47,656 --> 00:47:48,949 Do you know what he's offering? 1138 00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:52,452 You can separate the personal and the business, you can... 1139 00:47:52,452 --> 00:47:54,079 - ROMAN: Hmm. - ...reset your dynamic 1140 00:47:54,079 --> 00:47:56,206 - as a family. - SHIV: Oh, super. 1141 00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:59,293 We gonna be just how we, like, we used to be 1142 00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:01,670 and-- and-- and go on summer vacay together 1143 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:04,590 and drive down Route One in an RV singing show tunes? 1144 00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:06,633 It may be more complicated than that. 1145 00:48:06,633 --> 00:48:07,593 SHIV: Yeah, I mean, I guess 1146 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:08,885 you're still in the honeymoon period, 1147 00:48:08,885 --> 00:48:11,722 so... (CHUCKLES) ...getting your own show on TV. 1148 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:15,601 Oh, are you not gonna be on TV now? No? 1149 00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:16,977 SHIV: I'm sorry, is that not-- 1150 00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:19,313 - ROMAN: Mm. - Has he fucked you on that? 1151 00:48:20,022 --> 00:48:21,815 That'll happen, the fucking. 1152 00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:23,817 But congrats on losing your betrayal cherry. 1153 00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:24,985 Enough. 1154 00:48:26,486 --> 00:48:28,488 I thought you'd be interested in an apology, 1155 00:48:28,488 --> 00:48:30,574 - but that-- that's enough. - SHIV: Wait, I'm sorry. 1156 00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:32,451 An apology? We-- we missed that. 1157 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:35,120 Look, I don't do apologies... 1158 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:39,082 but if it means so much to you... 1159 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,461 then sorry. 1160 00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:51,720 There's nothing you could say to me now 1161 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,929 that I would ever believe. 1162 00:48:52,929 --> 00:48:56,266 This deal push could be worth 100 mil to us, Dad. 1163 00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:58,268 How many sorrys do we get for that? 1164 00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:00,354 KERRY: Okay, to be clear-- 1165 00:49:00,354 --> 00:49:02,648 What are you actually sorry for, Dad? 1166 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:04,066 - SHIV: Hmm. - Well, I'm sorry 1167 00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:05,692 for the helicopter for a start. 1168 00:49:05,692 --> 00:49:08,820 Oh! You guys, he's sorry about the helicopter from today. 1169 00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:10,030 Well, that's the big one, I guess. 1170 00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:12,115 - Are we actually doing this, Dad? - KENDALL: Okay. 1171 00:49:12,115 --> 00:49:13,533 'Cause I think, you know... 1172 00:49:14,826 --> 00:49:17,496 Seriously, what fucked all this was when... 1173 00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:21,917 - with Mom and Italy... - Yeah, okay. 1174 00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:24,336 I've had certain thoughts about that. 1175 00:49:25,587 --> 00:49:27,214 Look, with the best of intentions, 1176 00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:31,051 I, uh, I got the structure of the holding company, 1177 00:49:31,051 --> 00:49:34,346 the ownership structure of the, um, family trust. 1178 00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:36,807 There is a lack of clarity and maybe, 1179 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:38,266 maybe you got certain impressions-- 1180 00:49:38,266 --> 00:49:40,227 Amazing. You sure you're not having that seizure? 1181 00:49:40,227 --> 00:49:43,146 I mean, he is trying, right? And what you said 1182 00:49:43,146 --> 00:49:45,357 you were interested in was an apology. 1183 00:49:46,733 --> 00:49:49,403 Okay, then. Anything else? 1184 00:49:53,782 --> 00:49:56,493 KENDALL: Come on, Dad. What are you sorry for? 1185 00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:58,870 Sorry for fucking ignoring Connor 1186 00:49:58,870 --> 00:50:00,539 - his whole life? - Bit strong. 1187 00:50:00,539 --> 00:50:02,708 Hitting Rome when he was a kid? 1188 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,584 Oh, no. I mean, everyone hit me. 1189 00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:05,669 I'm fucking annoying. 1190 00:50:05,669 --> 00:50:07,796 For having Connor's mother locked up? 1191 00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:09,840 Can we not do a whole show trial here? 1192 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,092 SHIV: What about advising Tom on my divorce? 1193 00:50:12,092 --> 00:50:15,053 Yeah? I mean, that one... That took effort. 1194 00:50:15,053 --> 00:50:16,430 That was above and beyond. 1195 00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:19,725 Tom asked me for advice. I recommended someone 1196 00:50:19,725 --> 00:50:23,103 he could speak to. You weren't around. 1197 00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:26,064 If you'd been around, I would've offered you 1198 00:50:26,064 --> 00:50:27,274 the same advice. 1199 00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:30,527 But I can't help you if you won't see me. 1200 00:50:30,527 --> 00:50:34,448 Look, the bottom line is if we ask for more money, 1201 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:38,660 - Matsson walks. I know that. - No! You don't know that! 1202 00:50:38,660 --> 00:50:39,703 You don't know him! 1203 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,997 You don't fucking know everything! 1204 00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:44,249 Just 'cause you say it doesn't make it true. (CHUCKLES) 1205 00:50:44,249 --> 00:50:46,918 Everyone just fucking agrees with you and believes you, 1206 00:50:46,918 --> 00:50:48,795 so it becomes true and then you can turn around 1207 00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:52,632 and say like, "Oh, you see? See? I was right." 1208 00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:56,678 But that is not how it is. You're a human fucking gaslight! 1209 00:50:58,513 --> 00:50:59,806 (SHIV SIGHS) 1210 00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:04,227 Fine. 1211 00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:11,109 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1212 00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:15,238 Look, I-- I just want to get us all together. 1213 00:51:17,073 --> 00:51:20,744 What you kids don't realize, this is a good deal. 1214 00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:23,246 The world likes it. It makes sense. 1215 00:51:24,539 --> 00:51:27,375 But deals have a habit of disappearing 1216 00:51:27,375 --> 00:51:33,006 because pricks like Matsson get pissed off or snap. This... 1217 00:51:33,006 --> 00:51:35,258 This is fucking real. 1218 00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:41,348 Okay, well, I think I can speak for everyone, can I? 1219 00:51:41,348 --> 00:51:45,227 When I say, "Go ask him for more money." 1220 00:51:45,227 --> 00:51:48,230 - But why? - Just good business sense. 1221 00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:49,481 Gotta make our own pile. 1222 00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:50,774 - Right, Dad? - Oh, come on! 1223 00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:52,818 Yeah, I mean, it's what my gut is telling me, 1224 00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:56,321 and so I gotta listen to my gut. It's-- it's all I got to go on. 1225 00:51:56,321 --> 00:51:57,531 LOGAN: Jesus. 1226 00:52:02,452 --> 00:52:09,084 You're such fucking dopes. You're not serious figures. 1227 00:52:10,335 --> 00:52:11,419 I love you... 1228 00:52:13,630 --> 00:52:14,840 but you are not... 1229 00:52:15,882 --> 00:52:17,175 (SIGHS) 1230 00:52:18,176 --> 00:52:19,427 ...serious people. 1231 00:52:21,137 --> 00:52:23,431 ♪ (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1232 00:52:24,182 --> 00:52:27,686 (DOOR OPENS, SHUTS) 1233 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,110 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1234 00:52:35,944 --> 00:52:39,364 (SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE) 1235 00:52:42,033 --> 00:52:45,871 Look at this prick. They should get out here. 1236 00:52:45,871 --> 00:52:48,206 Some cunt doing the tin cans for his supper, 1237 00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:49,875 take a sip of that medicine. 1238 00:52:52,502 --> 00:52:57,591 This city... (SCOFFS) The rats are as fat as skunks. 1239 00:52:58,508 --> 00:53:01,011 They hardly care to run anymore. 1240 00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:04,180 I don't know. I don't fucking know. 1241 00:53:04,180 --> 00:53:06,975 - ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - The meeting's off. 1242 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,897 I need to see Matsson. It'll be you, me, 1243 00:53:11,897 --> 00:53:14,024 Tom, Karl, Frank. 1244 00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:16,651 - But no Gerri. - Fine. 1245 00:53:22,490 --> 00:53:26,745 So, how was it for you? Fucking Dad. (CHUCKLES) 1246 00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:29,164 - Amazing, just over too soon. - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 1247 00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:31,708 - (SHIV CHUCKLES) - KENDALL: I could've kept going. 1248 00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:33,001 (GROANS) 1249 00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:34,961 Rome, we're kidding, man. Kidding. 1250 00:53:34,961 --> 00:53:37,547 No, I know. It's fine. It's cool. 1251 00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:41,843 Okay. (INHALES) I'm going home. 1252 00:53:41,843 --> 00:53:45,347 Well, I'm sure she'll be in touch, Con. 1253 00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:47,140 CONNOR: You know what? It's fine. 1254 00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:50,977 - KENDALL: Really? - Yeah. 1255 00:53:50,977 --> 00:53:52,312 The good thing about having a family 1256 00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:54,105 that doesn't love you is you learn to live without it. 1257 00:53:54,105 --> 00:53:56,316 - What? Con-- - ♪ (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1258 00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:58,443 You're all chasing after Dad, saying, 1259 00:53:58,443 --> 00:54:01,780 (WHIMPERS) "Love me, please love me. I need love. 1260 00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:03,782 - I need attention." - I think that's the opposite 1261 00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:07,410 - of what just happened. - You're needy love sponges. 1262 00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:10,538 And I'm a plant that grows on rocks and lives off insects 1263 00:54:10,538 --> 00:54:12,040 that die inside of me. 1264 00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:15,251 Jesus Christ, Con. (CHUCKLES) 1265 00:54:15,251 --> 00:54:17,837 If Willa doesn't come back, that's fine. 1266 00:54:17,837 --> 00:54:21,174 Because I don't need love. It's like a superpower. 1267 00:54:22,842 --> 00:54:25,387 And if she comes back and doesn't love me, 1268 00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:28,098 that's okay, too, 'cause I don't need it. 1269 00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:33,228 Thanks for the party. 1270 00:54:36,648 --> 00:54:37,899 Yeah, you're welcome. 1271 00:54:40,485 --> 00:54:42,445 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 1272 00:54:50,328 --> 00:54:51,371 (SNICKERS) 1273 00:55:32,954 --> 00:55:34,873 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 1274 00:55:34,873 --> 00:55:36,583 REPORTER: (OVER TV) Mark Ravenhead 1275 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,585 - and Jeryd Mencken is coming up tomorrow night. - (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 1276 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:39,919 REPORTER: It really is a must watch. 1277 00:55:39,919 --> 00:55:41,755 - LOGAN: Oh! - Hey, Dad. 1278 00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:44,632 Hey! Lookie, lookie here. Twin Cities Tessie. 1279 00:55:44,632 --> 00:55:47,177 - I thought I smelled dairy. - (EXHALES) 1280 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:50,221 So, um, that just felt a bit weird, 1281 00:55:50,221 --> 00:55:51,931 and there was a lot going on, so... 1282 00:55:51,931 --> 00:55:56,352 Oh, we know what they're like. (CHUCKLES) 1283 00:55:56,352 --> 00:55:58,897 I've pushed the board meeting, I want you to come with me 1284 00:55:58,897 --> 00:56:01,900 and see Matsson tomorrow. I could use your help. 1285 00:56:02,609 --> 00:56:04,360 - Oh, yeah? - LOGAN: Mm-hmm. 1286 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:08,114 Uh, I mean, it's the wedding. Con's wedding. 1287 00:56:08,114 --> 00:56:11,576 Uh, but that feels... Yeah, let's see. 1288 00:56:12,827 --> 00:56:13,745 Tom? 1289 00:56:13,745 --> 00:56:15,663 - Yeah. I'll give you a moment. - Thank you. 1290 00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:18,166 ROMAN: Okay, yeah, sure. 1291 00:56:19,584 --> 00:56:20,794 (SUCKS TEETH) 1292 00:56:22,462 --> 00:56:23,880 - Here. - Okay. 1293 00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,467 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1294 00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:34,557 (CLICKS TONGUE) There's a Night of the Long Knives coming. 1295 00:56:36,017 --> 00:56:40,230 Cyd's toast. I'm reinventing ATN. 1296 00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:42,357 - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - LOGAN: I need a fire-breather. 1297 00:56:42,357 --> 00:56:46,194 A ruthless fuck who'll do whatever it takes. 1298 00:56:46,194 --> 00:56:49,447 - Maybe I should go. - You're not Pierce. 1299 00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:50,615 ROMAN: Mm. 1300 00:56:54,869 --> 00:56:57,789 Smart people know what they are. 1301 00:56:59,999 --> 00:57:02,168 I mean, you really want me at ATN? 1302 00:57:02,168 --> 00:57:05,130 More, Romulus. More. 1303 00:57:06,965 --> 00:57:08,007 I need you. 1304 00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:19,060 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1305 00:58:20,246 --> 00:58:22,248 ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪