1 00:00:00,005 --> 00:00:01,797 Tom, it's Waystar. He offered it to me. 2 00:00:01,881 --> 00:00:02,589 To be next. 3 00:00:03,005 --> 00:00:04,464 I thought that it was something that we wanted 4 00:00:04,547 --> 00:00:05,756 for me, to have it. 5 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,672 Me is just a modification of the plan. 6 00:00:07,756 --> 00:00:09,213 That's q-- quite a big modification. 7 00:00:10,172 --> 00:00:12,839 GIL EAVIS: You live in a kind of a bubble and your connections 8 00:00:12,922 --> 00:00:15,589 to Tom, ATN, are a distraction. 9 00:00:15,672 --> 00:00:16,922 Well you know what, I'm out. 10 00:00:17,422 --> 00:00:19,380 I needed a place in the city because I'm still applying 11 00:00:19,464 --> 00:00:21,422 for the job of president of the United States. 12 00:00:21,631 --> 00:00:23,005 Never done nothing, never, 13 00:00:23,088 --> 00:00:24,714 to most important job in the world? 14 00:00:24,797 --> 00:00:26,130 LOGAN ROY: What do you think about Pierce? 15 00:00:26,213 --> 00:00:27,422 Buying? PGM? 16 00:00:27,631 --> 00:00:29,047 SHIV ROY: Think that's chasing the white whale. 17 00:00:29,339 --> 00:00:31,631 Is it wise to fire the board? 18 00:00:31,881 --> 00:00:32,797 Take it like a fucking man. 19 00:00:33,005 --> 00:00:34,714 You tried to kill me, but you failed. 20 00:00:34,963 --> 00:00:36,839 We need a way forward on the Vaulter problem ahead 21 00:00:36,922 --> 00:00:38,672 of investor meetings in two days' time. 22 00:00:38,756 --> 00:00:41,005 Doesn't fit with our core, you know, values. 23 00:00:41,297 --> 00:00:43,672 So now I'm thinking, we just shutter the fucker. 24 00:00:43,756 --> 00:00:45,005 I mean, it makes us look weak. 25 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:46,547 No, it makes us look ruthless. 26 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:48,088 Your brother's right. Gut it. 27 00:00:48,172 --> 00:00:50,797 I'm afraid I have to inform you, you're all fired. 28 00:00:51,005 --> 00:00:52,797 We're already fully operation on seven. 29 00:00:52,881 --> 00:00:53,672 Why? 30 00:00:53,756 --> 00:00:55,505 Because my dad told me to. 31 00:00:55,797 --> 00:00:56,839 You did good, son. 32 00:00:57,088 --> 00:00:58,130 Make yourself at home. 33 00:00:58,380 --> 00:00:59,839 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 34 00:01:05,297 --> 00:01:10,047 Obviously, this is daunting, writing a biography. 35 00:01:10,130 --> 00:01:13,631 A serious study of a man like Logan Roy, I... 36 00:01:13,714 --> 00:01:16,213 Thank you so much for agreeing to meet with me. 37 00:01:16,297 --> 00:01:20,714 Sure. Uh, but just to be clear, uh, this isn't a meeting. 38 00:01:20,797 --> 00:01:24,213 This is a precursor to see if I might be willing to meet. 39 00:01:24,297 --> 00:01:28,047 Absolutely. You were very clear about your concerns. 40 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:30,422 Because actually meeting you would be a big step. 41 00:01:30,505 --> 00:01:32,255 -Uh-huh. -I'm a time-pressed executive, 42 00:01:32,339 --> 00:01:34,505 so before we even get to the ethical considerations, 43 00:01:34,589 --> 00:01:36,505 can I eke out time in my calendar? 44 00:01:36,589 --> 00:01:37,672 Of course. 45 00:01:39,005 --> 00:01:40,172 Um... 46 00:01:40,255 --> 00:01:41,672 On the other hand, I... 47 00:01:41,756 --> 00:01:43,756 don't think it's too self-aggrandizing 48 00:01:43,839 --> 00:01:45,922 to hope I might have some wisdom to impart. 49 00:01:46,005 --> 00:01:47,339 There's no time like the present, 50 00:01:47,422 --> 00:01:49,422 -right? -It would need to be discreet. 51 00:01:49,505 --> 00:01:53,172 I don't wanna make my uncle mad, because he can be, uh... 52 00:01:53,255 --> 00:01:56,422 Well, he can be scary, vindictive, paranoid... 53 00:01:56,505 --> 00:01:57,756 -Oh, yeah. -...violent... 54 00:01:57,839 --> 00:01:59,047 (MUTTERS) Scary, vindictive... 55 00:01:59,963 --> 00:02:01,422 Wait, I'm sorry. Uh-- 56 00:02:01,505 --> 00:02:05,213 No, no, no. None of this-- I'm not actually saying that. 57 00:02:05,297 --> 00:02:06,963 -Yet. -Oh. 58 00:02:07,047 --> 00:02:10,422 Would you like this meeting to be on background? 59 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:11,672 But this isn't... 60 00:02:12,756 --> 00:02:14,380 You can't say I said anything. 61 00:02:14,464 --> 00:02:15,547 But you did. 62 00:02:16,714 --> 00:02:20,297 Look, Greg, if you want this to be anonymous, 63 00:02:20,380 --> 00:02:22,047 you have to say that from the outset. 64 00:02:22,130 --> 00:02:23,756 You can't do that retroactively. 65 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:26,589 But no, because this isn't a meeting. 66 00:02:26,672 --> 00:02:27,963 -This-- You can't-- -Look... 67 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:30,047 -That's not fair. That's unfair. -Greg, 68 00:02:30,130 --> 00:02:31,631 I am writing this biography. 69 00:02:31,714 --> 00:02:35,255 I am going to cover Logan Roy's life and work. 70 00:02:35,339 --> 00:02:37,547 -Mm-hmm. -And I really have no doubt 71 00:02:37,631 --> 00:02:40,088 that you have been to a bunch of meetings, 72 00:02:40,172 --> 00:02:43,255 and you have done a bunch of things. 73 00:02:43,339 --> 00:02:45,422 So, my question is: 74 00:02:47,088 --> 00:02:51,047 Do you want to present your side, 75 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:55,047 or are you happy for everyone else to tell their version? 76 00:02:59,172 --> 00:03:00,672 (GREG EXHALES SHARPLY) 77 00:03:00,756 --> 00:03:02,881 Okay, I need to think. I need-- I'm gonna go, 78 00:03:02,963 --> 00:03:06,005 I-- I'm-- But this leaving-- How I look, 79 00:03:06,088 --> 00:03:07,881 and how I'm getting up and everything, 80 00:03:07,963 --> 00:03:09,380 is off the record, okay? 81 00:03:09,464 --> 00:03:11,547 -Thank you, ma'am. -(CHAIR SCRAPES) 82 00:03:13,963 --> 00:03:16,797 ♪ ("SUCCESSION" THEME MUSIC BEGINS) ♪ 83 00:04:45,547 --> 00:04:47,422 DOCTOR: So you're still getting the stiffness? 84 00:04:47,505 --> 00:04:50,881 Neck and shoulders. Chest pains, too, I heard. 85 00:04:50,963 --> 00:04:53,714 (SIGHS) Pain. One pain. 86 00:04:53,797 --> 00:04:55,881 That's 'cause you've got me working out so fuckin' much. 87 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,505 I'm Johnny fuckin' Weissmuller here. 88 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:02,963 And the meds we've got you on, well, you let me know 89 00:05:03,047 --> 00:05:06,631 if you suffer from any anxiety, paranoia, 90 00:05:06,714 --> 00:05:08,672 -irritation... -Oh, fuck off. 91 00:05:08,756 --> 00:05:11,547 They're trying to destroy my life's work. 92 00:05:11,631 --> 00:05:13,130 Maria just called about Mo. 93 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:14,797 She was wondering if you'd like to go to the hospice. 94 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:16,547 Oh, I'll let them know, yes. 95 00:05:16,631 --> 00:05:18,631 Should I schedule a visit? 96 00:05:18,714 --> 00:05:22,088 She says he's probably only got a matter of a week or two. 97 00:05:22,172 --> 00:05:24,339 Nah, remind me in a week or two. 98 00:05:24,422 --> 00:05:26,547 And Shiv's on the line. 99 00:05:26,631 --> 00:05:29,047 I'll do her after the proxy meet. 100 00:05:29,130 --> 00:05:30,464 Uh, pencil it for midnight. 101 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:33,589 DOCTOR: Can I suggest you look for some downtime? 102 00:05:33,672 --> 00:05:36,631 Could you sit out the corporate retreat this year? 103 00:05:36,714 --> 00:05:38,464 (SIGHS) Let them do the meet without me? 104 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:42,088 (CHUCKLES) While the cat's away, I don't fuckin' think so. 105 00:05:45,005 --> 00:05:46,088 So... 106 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:48,130 how we looking? 107 00:05:48,213 --> 00:05:50,297 I've burned villages and overthrown governments 108 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:51,505 on your behalf, 109 00:05:51,589 --> 00:05:53,672 and I believe with the right offer, 110 00:05:53,756 --> 00:05:56,881 correctly couched, uh, we could be at a "maybe". 111 00:05:57,589 --> 00:05:58,589 Maybe? 112 00:06:13,422 --> 00:06:14,422 So? 113 00:06:15,922 --> 00:06:17,797 Just taking five to regroup. 114 00:06:19,881 --> 00:06:22,339 I've got three banks, 50 lawyers, 115 00:06:22,422 --> 00:06:23,963 two PR agencies, 116 00:06:24,589 --> 00:06:26,088 DF Kings, 117 00:06:26,172 --> 00:06:28,714 and an army of private dicks trying to fight this takeover, 118 00:06:28,797 --> 00:06:32,714 but take five to eat my pastries, why don't ya? 119 00:06:32,797 --> 00:06:36,380 Uh, we were actually at, uh, something of an impasse, um... 120 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:39,922 There were some doubts as to whether, you know, 121 00:06:40,005 --> 00:06:42,672 an acquisition is really what we need right now. 122 00:06:42,756 --> 00:06:43,922 LOGAN ROY: Uh-huh. 123 00:06:44,797 --> 00:06:45,839 It is. 124 00:06:45,922 --> 00:06:47,255 The bigger the better. 125 00:06:48,297 --> 00:06:49,422 And I have it. 126 00:06:51,963 --> 00:06:53,631 We're going for PGM. 127 00:06:55,464 --> 00:06:56,464 Pierce. 128 00:06:59,297 --> 00:07:02,797 Okay. Again. G-- Great. 129 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:05,756 -TOM WAMBSGANS: That's chunky. -LOGAN: Nice and chunky. 130 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:08,047 We leverage up and eat Pierce, 131 00:07:08,130 --> 00:07:10,922 we're too big for Sandy and Stewy to come for. 132 00:07:11,005 --> 00:07:12,547 They'd fucking choke. 133 00:07:12,631 --> 00:07:14,380 GERRI KELLMAN: Could be a great move. 134 00:07:14,464 --> 00:07:16,589 It's an, um, interesting challenge, 135 00:07:16,672 --> 00:07:18,589 because last time we tried it, their surrogates 136 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,380 called us "cultural vandals," 137 00:07:20,464 --> 00:07:23,047 and "poison in the well of public discourse." 138 00:07:23,922 --> 00:07:25,213 (CHUCKLES) 139 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:28,297 Well... 140 00:07:29,547 --> 00:07:31,422 times have changed. 141 00:07:31,505 --> 00:07:34,839 Um, I-- I don't wanna say too much. 142 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,756 Oh, some of the young cousins want yacht money? 143 00:07:36,839 --> 00:07:38,422 Well, it's-- it's delicate, um, 144 00:07:38,505 --> 00:07:41,672 like French kissing an armadillo. 145 00:07:41,756 --> 00:07:43,422 LOGAN: We're gonna fucking eat them up. 146 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,672 -Good? -Yeah. Let's do it. 147 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:47,631 -I like it. -ROMAN ROY: Oh, fuck off, dude. 148 00:07:47,714 --> 00:07:49,881 Don't be such a suck-up. It's pathetic. 149 00:07:49,963 --> 00:07:51,380 What about you, Romulus? 150 00:07:51,464 --> 00:07:54,047 Uh, I fucking love it, but that's my honest opinion. 151 00:07:54,130 --> 00:07:56,547 Great. Forward. Fast. 152 00:07:57,547 --> 00:07:58,631 We all like this? 153 00:07:58,714 --> 00:08:01,672 (ALL ASSENTING) 154 00:08:08,631 --> 00:08:10,505 Pierce... 155 00:08:10,589 --> 00:08:12,464 Why does he keep coming back to this? 156 00:08:12,547 --> 00:08:14,380 I just-- You know, I wanna understand. 157 00:08:14,464 --> 00:08:17,213 KENDALL ROY: Uh, because it's a force multiplier. 158 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,714 Once sector, many brands. 159 00:08:18,797 --> 00:08:21,172 Plus PGM is basically plug and play for us. 160 00:08:21,255 --> 00:08:23,631 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's 'cause Uncle Ewan watches it. 161 00:08:23,714 --> 00:08:25,255 It's his favorite news, so Dad wants to buy it 162 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,505 -to piss him off. -KARL: What, for 20 billion? 163 00:08:27,589 --> 00:08:30,005 Well, can't he just take the batteries out of his remote? 164 00:08:30,088 --> 00:08:32,297 Well, Pierce also own the New York Mail, 165 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:33,756 and we fucking hate the Mail. 166 00:08:33,839 --> 00:08:37,172 Logan loaned a number of ancient Greek military artefacts 167 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:39,714 to the Getty Villa, and held a drinks reception. 168 00:08:39,797 --> 00:08:41,130 The Mail did a hit piece. 169 00:08:41,213 --> 00:08:42,881 They said he served warm white wine, 170 00:08:42,963 --> 00:08:44,963 and that he thought Plato was one of the Marx brothers. 171 00:08:45,047 --> 00:08:47,839 And to avenge that four inches of newsprint, 172 00:08:47,922 --> 00:08:52,839 we are rolling the dice on a 20-billion-dollar crapshoot. 173 00:08:52,922 --> 00:08:54,505 So... 174 00:08:54,589 --> 00:08:58,172 Okay, I mean, yeah. If there are doubts, let's-- 175 00:08:58,255 --> 00:08:59,422 -let's air them. -(KARL SCOFFS) 176 00:08:59,505 --> 00:09:01,339 -No, I-- -KENDALL: Because you're right, 177 00:09:01,422 --> 00:09:02,756 if the debt from an acquisition like this 178 00:09:02,839 --> 00:09:04,839 became unmanageable, we could death-spiral, 179 00:09:04,922 --> 00:09:07,547 and then, uh, we'd all go down with the ship. 180 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:11,464 It would be a reputational and financial... 181 00:09:11,547 --> 00:09:14,547 disaster for all of us. Right? 182 00:09:14,631 --> 00:09:16,756 ROMAN: What are you saying, Ken? 183 00:09:16,839 --> 00:09:18,505 No, I'm just gauging the room. 184 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:27,047 No, it's nonetheless extremely exciting. 185 00:09:27,130 --> 00:09:30,589 Oh, yeah. No, no. I-- I-- I like it. 186 00:09:30,672 --> 00:09:31,922 -Good. -Good. 187 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,881 KENDALL: Okay. Good. Great. 188 00:09:33,963 --> 00:09:37,422 Let's, uh... Let's bag this elephant for Dad. 189 00:09:37,505 --> 00:09:39,130 ROMAN: Yeah. Let's do it. 190 00:09:39,213 --> 00:09:41,339 Yeah. Let's bone this turkey. 191 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:48,047 So, Pierce is the answer. 192 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:49,672 Those blue-blooded fucks. 193 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,756 The business answer. They take over defense. 194 00:09:52,839 --> 00:09:55,047 It's the whole thing. So what's next? 195 00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:57,756 Uh, the tough part is contact with the family. 196 00:09:57,839 --> 00:09:59,922 We need a pair of safe hands. 197 00:10:00,005 --> 00:10:02,922 Dainty hands, in exquisite mittens. 198 00:10:03,005 --> 00:10:05,172 Who's our most pointy-headed fuck? 199 00:10:05,255 --> 00:10:07,631 Well, it's a shame... 200 00:10:07,714 --> 00:10:10,714 Uh, but you did have one heavyweight that they liked. 201 00:10:12,172 --> 00:10:13,422 Old Bore Vidal. 202 00:10:13,505 --> 00:10:17,505 Oh, yeah. They all love fucking Shakespeare Frank. 203 00:10:18,172 --> 00:10:19,297 Backstabber. 204 00:10:19,922 --> 00:10:21,797 What? Frank? 205 00:10:21,881 --> 00:10:23,422 Yeah fuckin' right! 206 00:10:23,505 --> 00:10:25,756 Oh. Dad, no. 207 00:10:25,839 --> 00:10:28,130 Frank does have friends in dry places. 208 00:10:28,213 --> 00:10:31,672 He's close to Nam Pierce, uh, Naomi. 209 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,047 LOGAN: You think he'd come back? 210 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:35,839 (KENDALL SIGHS) Yeah, maybe. 211 00:10:35,922 --> 00:10:38,213 He's power-hungry and status-obsessed, 212 00:10:38,297 --> 00:10:39,714 and, you know, avaricious, 213 00:10:39,797 --> 00:10:41,339 -so-- -And pretty much your godfather, 214 00:10:41,422 --> 00:10:43,963 -and your closest business-- -KENDALL: Those are just facts. 215 00:10:44,047 --> 00:10:46,005 This is fuckin' bullshit. Jesus Christ. 216 00:10:46,088 --> 00:10:47,547 I think he knows he did bad. 217 00:10:47,631 --> 00:10:49,505 Oh, fuck. I swear to God, Dad, 218 00:10:49,589 --> 00:10:51,088 if you bring him back, I am walking. 219 00:10:52,714 --> 00:10:54,130 Back to my office to... 220 00:10:54,213 --> 00:10:55,922 -sulk. Fuck! -LOGAN: Fine. 221 00:10:56,005 --> 00:10:57,714 I don't fuckin' care. 222 00:10:57,797 --> 00:11:00,589 Guest of fucking honor at the retreat. 223 00:11:00,672 --> 00:11:02,297 Let's try it. Good? 224 00:11:02,380 --> 00:11:04,130 KENDALL: Corporate retreat? You-- You still wanna do that? 225 00:11:04,213 --> 00:11:07,631 -You don't wanna... hunker? -Nah. It's a morale booster. 226 00:11:07,714 --> 00:11:09,547 -Where is it? -Uh, Hungary. 227 00:11:10,881 --> 00:11:12,297 Still. 228 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:15,047 It'll keep the top team tight till we agree on a strategy. 229 00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:16,589 -No leaks. -Okay. 230 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:19,589 Logan... 231 00:11:20,589 --> 00:11:21,714 it's Connor. 232 00:11:24,047 --> 00:11:28,380 I ranch , I ride, I earn, and I give. 233 00:11:28,464 --> 00:11:30,297 Just like you. 234 00:11:30,380 --> 00:11:35,005 But... ding-dong, who's there? Uncle Sam. 235 00:11:35,088 --> 00:11:36,464 And where's his hand? 236 00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:38,297 In my pants. 237 00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:39,839 ROMAN: Hey, is anyone in my house? 238 00:11:39,922 --> 00:11:42,756 Hey. Uh, have you seen this? 239 00:11:43,255 --> 00:11:44,255 Yeah. 240 00:11:44,339 --> 00:11:46,589 He said he's beta testing it, 241 00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:50,297 before he Instagrams and enters the "ideas primary." 242 00:11:51,297 --> 00:11:52,464 Maybe he's a genius. 243 00:11:52,547 --> 00:11:54,130 TABITHA: That's one word for it. 244 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,714 ROMAN: A genius rancher. 245 00:11:55,797 --> 00:11:59,963 All I want is a fair, flat tax, same for all Americans, 246 00:12:00,047 --> 00:12:02,213 but headed down to zero within a decade or so. 247 00:12:02,297 --> 00:12:04,714 -(CHUCKLES) -CONNOR: What am I gonna do? Well, I'll tell ya. 248 00:12:04,797 --> 00:12:06,963 -I ain't paying. -TABITHA: Oh, my God. 249 00:12:07,047 --> 00:12:08,797 And if you want to arrest me, go ahead. 250 00:12:08,881 --> 00:12:10,339 No, really. Just go ahead and try. 251 00:12:10,422 --> 00:12:11,547 Quick question. 252 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,547 Do you think he even knows what a jail is? 253 00:12:13,631 --> 00:12:16,130 He literally only knows it from Monopoly. 254 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:19,756 (LAUGHS) He's not actually gonna put this out there, 255 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,380 -is he? -Um... 256 00:12:21,464 --> 00:12:22,631 I think Dad's all over it. 257 00:12:22,714 --> 00:12:24,172 I have a question for you, though. 258 00:12:24,255 --> 00:12:25,505 Uh-huh. 259 00:12:25,589 --> 00:12:28,839 You're, uh-- You're pals with Naomi Pierce, right? 260 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:30,255 Yeah. Why? 261 00:12:31,714 --> 00:12:33,339 Dad wants to buy PGM. 262 00:12:33,422 --> 00:12:35,047 Pierce. 263 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,339 But that wouldn't be allowed. 264 00:12:37,422 --> 00:12:38,756 Would it? 265 00:12:38,839 --> 00:12:40,422 I mean that's what-- My parents watch that. 266 00:12:40,505 --> 00:12:42,422 -That's like actual news. -Mm-hmm. 267 00:12:42,505 --> 00:12:43,839 He can do whatever the fuck he likes. 268 00:12:43,922 --> 00:12:46,005 He's like a human Saudi Arabia. 269 00:12:46,088 --> 00:12:49,922 So, what, you-- you wanna use Naomi to broker a deal? 270 00:12:50,005 --> 00:12:51,047 Bingo. 271 00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:53,005 And I think it's a good plan. 272 00:12:53,088 --> 00:12:54,672 -I land the deal... -Mm-hmm. 273 00:12:54,756 --> 00:12:57,130 ...I kill Kendall. I'm crowned the king. 274 00:12:57,213 --> 00:12:58,589 Just like in Hamlet. 275 00:12:58,672 --> 00:13:00,005 If that happens in Hamlet. I don't care. 276 00:13:00,088 --> 00:13:01,672 -Just like Hamlet. -Okay. 277 00:13:01,756 --> 00:13:03,589 Um, here is Naomi's... 278 00:13:03,672 --> 00:13:05,213 -(PHONE CHIMES) -...address. 279 00:13:05,297 --> 00:13:06,714 She's cool. I think you'd like her. 280 00:13:06,797 --> 00:13:08,589 -Oh, yeah? -Hmm. 281 00:13:08,672 --> 00:13:10,297 How do you know her, anyway? 282 00:13:12,339 --> 00:13:14,963 Ew. You fucked her. 283 00:13:15,047 --> 00:13:16,797 Is there anybody you haven't fucked? 284 00:13:16,881 --> 00:13:18,130 You. 285 00:13:18,213 --> 00:13:19,380 (PHONE VIBRATES) 286 00:13:22,005 --> 00:13:24,213 Dad. Hey. Finally. 287 00:13:24,297 --> 00:13:25,297 Hello. 288 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:26,881 LOGAN: Enjoying your downtime? 289 00:13:26,963 --> 00:13:29,631 Uh, I'm re-reading the 10-K. 290 00:13:29,714 --> 00:13:32,339 Uh, we need to talk about Pierce. 291 00:13:32,422 --> 00:13:35,297 That's not to be spoken of. Who told you? 292 00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:37,005 SHIV ROY: Am I not supposed to know? 293 00:13:37,088 --> 00:13:39,422 Hey, I was thinking, we should maybe think of 294 00:13:39,505 --> 00:13:41,005 a reason for me to be on the retreat, 295 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,631 in case we're talking strategy. 296 00:13:42,714 --> 00:13:44,464 Ah. Listen. 297 00:13:44,547 --> 00:13:46,547 LOGAN: I need you to go and see Connor. 298 00:13:46,631 --> 00:13:48,422 Oh, what, I'm Connor's babysitter now? 299 00:13:48,505 --> 00:13:50,922 LOGAN: You're unemployed. This is a job. 300 00:13:51,005 --> 00:13:52,172 He could hurt us. 301 00:13:52,255 --> 00:13:54,756 You don't go shouting about tax. 302 00:13:54,839 --> 00:13:56,130 We have arrangements. 303 00:13:56,213 --> 00:13:57,631 We'll talk when I'm back, 304 00:13:57,714 --> 00:13:58,881 -okay? -SHIV: Dad, I-- 305 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,589 (SIGHS) 306 00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:04,339 -Hey. -Hi. What the fuck is happening? 307 00:14:04,422 --> 00:14:06,005 Do you know about chasing Pierce? 308 00:14:06,088 --> 00:14:07,797 Sure, I was in the fucking meeting. 309 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,339 How do you know about Pierce? 310 00:14:09,422 --> 00:14:10,756 I had Gerri on the phone. 311 00:14:10,839 --> 00:14:13,255 She thinks Dad's gone woo-woo and I agree. 312 00:14:13,339 --> 00:14:15,130 Did your dad update you? 313 00:14:15,213 --> 00:14:17,130 This is a disaster. Who said what, 314 00:14:17,213 --> 00:14:20,380 -and who wants to stop it? -I think it could be good. 315 00:14:20,464 --> 00:14:22,714 Yeah. Dick over Pierce, 316 00:14:22,797 --> 00:14:25,255 dick over Sandy and Stewy, double our size. 317 00:14:25,339 --> 00:14:28,589 No one is gonna wanna tackle a big angry puffer fish 318 00:14:28,672 --> 00:14:30,631 bristling with dick. 319 00:14:30,714 --> 00:14:33,672 Tom, it's batshit. It's an obsession. 320 00:14:33,756 --> 00:14:35,714 -What? -Can you imagine the blowback? 321 00:14:35,797 --> 00:14:38,422 Us trying to buy Pierce, the most respected name in news? 322 00:14:38,505 --> 00:14:41,339 But we already do news, right? So it's just more news. 323 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,631 It's like synergies-- 324 00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:44,297 Yeah, but if we own all the news, 325 00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:47,047 I do actually wonder where I'll get my fucking news. 326 00:14:47,130 --> 00:14:48,881 Because at some point, someone needs to actually 327 00:14:48,963 --> 00:14:50,380 keep track of what's going on in the world. 328 00:14:50,464 --> 00:14:52,130 Who went where, and who wore a hat. 329 00:14:52,213 --> 00:14:54,631 I think it's gonna be a separate brand. 330 00:14:54,714 --> 00:14:57,380 Let me keep the truthy, oatmeal branding. 331 00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:01,672 Yeah, but the American Republic is in not great shape as it is. 332 00:15:01,756 --> 00:15:04,130 What, you've got the-- The Times, The Post, 333 00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:05,589 editors at Pierce, 334 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,464 and a couple of hundred angry young women on Twitter, 335 00:15:07,547 --> 00:15:08,922 and that's about it. 336 00:15:09,005 --> 00:15:10,672 -(SCOFFS) Please. -SHIV: No! Tom, 337 00:15:10,756 --> 00:15:12,172 it is thread-fucking-bare out there, 338 00:15:12,255 --> 00:15:13,505 and now we're gonna eat another one? 339 00:15:13,589 --> 00:15:16,339 Well, do you want to tell him that? 340 00:15:16,422 --> 00:15:18,297 SHIV: Tom, this is serious. 341 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:20,172 It's a snake eating a crocodile. 342 00:15:20,255 --> 00:15:21,922 It doesn't fit, it's too big. 343 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:24,297 It's a 20-billion-dollar acquisition 344 00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:27,088 that either breaks us or takes half a decade to integrate. 345 00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:28,839 We need to stop him. 346 00:15:28,922 --> 00:15:31,088 So, talk to him in Hungary. 347 00:15:31,172 --> 00:15:32,547 -What? -Yeah. 348 00:15:33,839 --> 00:15:36,797 I-- I don't think I wanna do that, Shiv. 349 00:15:36,881 --> 00:15:40,797 Uh... Oh, hello? Is this the replicant department? 350 00:15:40,881 --> 00:15:42,839 Yeah, my meat-puppet has stopped working. 351 00:15:42,922 --> 00:15:44,172 Shiv. Shiv. 352 00:15:45,464 --> 00:15:47,005 Tom, I'm joking. 353 00:15:48,297 --> 00:15:49,631 But I'm also not. 354 00:15:50,922 --> 00:15:52,213 People would do well to remember 355 00:15:52,297 --> 00:15:55,255 there's gonna be a new sheriff in town one day. 356 00:15:55,339 --> 00:15:57,631 So, rally the resistance, 357 00:15:58,631 --> 00:15:59,672 Deputy. 358 00:16:02,213 --> 00:16:04,213 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 359 00:16:06,505 --> 00:16:08,963 Hey, Gerri, what's the thinking behind Hungary? 360 00:16:09,047 --> 00:16:11,922 I's a nice place to shoot a gun where no one cares what you hit. 361 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,297 So, guys, listen. 362 00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:14,797 I have a great drinking game for the flight. 363 00:16:14,881 --> 00:16:16,505 Any time he says Pierce, take a sip. 364 00:16:16,589 --> 00:16:18,672 ROMAN: Oh, you brought your own? Super soaker? 365 00:16:18,756 --> 00:16:21,505 -Yep. -I got my own. Blaser. 366 00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,672 I don't wanna get into a dick-measuring competition, 367 00:16:23,756 --> 00:16:26,714 but I have a better, more powerful dick than you. 368 00:16:26,797 --> 00:16:28,380 Which I'm sure isn't saying much. 369 00:16:30,339 --> 00:16:32,339 LOGAN: Ken. You're with me. 370 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:35,172 Let's talk timetables. 371 00:16:40,297 --> 00:16:43,130 I can't believe I'm a-- on a private plane. 372 00:16:43,213 --> 00:16:45,130 It's like I'm in a band. 373 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,839 A very white, very wealthy... 374 00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:48,464 band. 375 00:16:50,672 --> 00:16:52,339 It's like I'm in U2. 376 00:16:52,422 --> 00:16:53,963 Welcome to the inner-sanctum. 377 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,047 Yeah. Yeah, it's-- it's nice. 378 00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:58,922 Way nicer than the outer-sanctum. 379 00:16:59,005 --> 00:17:02,714 Well, I hope you like red wine and killing shit. 380 00:17:02,797 --> 00:17:04,756 -...about the... -LOGAN: What-- 381 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:06,631 What the fuck's the whispering? 382 00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:08,088 GERRI: Oh, uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 383 00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:10,839 Carolina has bad news, I'm afraid. On the book. 384 00:17:10,922 --> 00:17:12,339 The biography. 385 00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:13,839 I told you to stop it. 386 00:17:13,922 --> 00:17:15,380 GERRI: I know. I'm sorry. 387 00:17:15,464 --> 00:17:17,672 We were very clear there'll be no co-operation, but-- 388 00:17:17,756 --> 00:17:19,213 I don't want it to come out. 389 00:17:19,297 --> 00:17:21,172 Okay-- Got it. 390 00:17:21,255 --> 00:17:24,005 Well, it-- it will come out. 391 00:17:24,088 --> 00:17:26,839 I can't actually, in this nation, yet, 392 00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:29,922 uh, sadly, halt the publication of a book. 393 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,213 Yeah, we can. 394 00:17:31,297 --> 00:17:33,505 GERRI: Well, we can threaten and harass, 395 00:17:33,589 --> 00:17:35,047 we can intimidate names 396 00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:37,213 who might cooperate and get a little dicey. 397 00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:38,380 LOGAN: Everything. 398 00:17:38,464 --> 00:17:40,047 The writer, Pantsil. 399 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:43,297 Can we not get her writing us a movie for the next decade? 400 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:45,631 -Tooth comb her. -Leave it with us. 401 00:17:46,839 --> 00:17:50,005 LOGAN: Anyone who speaks to her is fucked. 402 00:17:50,088 --> 00:17:51,672 They're dead to me. 403 00:17:51,756 --> 00:17:54,631 No one goes sniffing round my fucking panties. 404 00:17:54,714 --> 00:17:57,922 Well, I'm afraid that what her friend has 405 00:17:58,005 --> 00:18:01,797 suggests that she's met with someone close to you already. 406 00:18:03,464 --> 00:18:06,005 -Who? -Well, we don't know. 407 00:18:06,088 --> 00:18:07,714 But someone inside. 408 00:18:07,797 --> 00:18:10,631 -Ken, is it you? -Is it me? 409 00:18:11,714 --> 00:18:14,505 Dad. (SCOFFS) Come on. Jesus. 410 00:18:14,589 --> 00:18:16,963 Well, it's just, historically speaking, 411 00:18:17,047 --> 00:18:19,672 when I'm betrayed, it's usually you. 412 00:18:19,756 --> 00:18:22,339 Oh, I'm kidding, son. I'm kidding. (CHUCKLES) 413 00:18:23,963 --> 00:18:25,255 I can get Sam on it. 414 00:18:25,339 --> 00:18:29,672 Go to IT, comb emails, company phones. Yep. 415 00:18:31,672 --> 00:18:32,672 Fuck! 416 00:18:35,172 --> 00:18:36,297 Fucking rats. 417 00:18:37,088 --> 00:18:38,172 Rats! 418 00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:44,088 What's going on in there? 419 00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:47,839 Uh, somebody's trying to write Dad's biography. 420 00:18:47,922 --> 00:18:50,213 Oh, sh... Okay. 421 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:53,172 I hadn't heard. That's-- That's interesting. 422 00:18:53,255 --> 00:18:56,797 He's not a fan of the old, uh, the old biographical, uh... 423 00:18:56,881 --> 00:18:59,047 Yeah, he's not a fan. 424 00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:01,756 And, uh, seems like somebody talked. 425 00:19:02,714 --> 00:19:03,756 Okay. 426 00:19:04,464 --> 00:19:05,797 That's bad. 427 00:19:05,881 --> 00:19:09,589 So, yeah. Someone talked. Someone inner-circle. 428 00:19:09,672 --> 00:19:12,589 Sam over there will, uh, smoke 'em out, 429 00:19:12,672 --> 00:19:15,672 and, uh, Dad's gonna chop them up 430 00:19:15,756 --> 00:19:17,963 and throw them into the fucking Danube. 431 00:19:18,047 --> 00:19:19,672 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Right. 432 00:19:20,672 --> 00:19:22,547 Blue Danube no more. 433 00:19:26,047 --> 00:19:28,547 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 434 00:19:52,255 --> 00:19:55,756 That's because... I'm at a hunting lodge. 435 00:20:05,922 --> 00:20:09,088 Pierce. We can start to push? 436 00:20:09,172 --> 00:20:11,422 Well, that would be pushy. 437 00:20:11,505 --> 00:20:14,005 Well, too slow is no defense. 438 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,631 Well, too fast and we spook 'em. 439 00:20:16,714 --> 00:20:18,047 (MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 440 00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:21,297 -This is just-- Oh! -Ah! 441 00:20:21,963 --> 00:20:23,213 Mon dieu! 442 00:20:23,297 --> 00:20:25,088 Nice, right? 443 00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:27,714 Good for the morale. 444 00:20:27,797 --> 00:20:29,881 -How's your morale? -Great. 445 00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:32,422 -We're very happy. -LOGAN: Good. 446 00:20:32,505 --> 00:20:35,172 I want my top minds on Pierce. 447 00:20:35,255 --> 00:20:37,631 I'm gonna need some meat in the sandwich. 448 00:20:38,631 --> 00:20:39,672 Mm? 449 00:20:39,756 --> 00:20:41,714 You can do that, top minds? 450 00:20:41,797 --> 00:20:43,631 -GERRI: You got it. -Yeah. 451 00:20:47,963 --> 00:20:49,088 (GERRI SIGHS) 452 00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:50,963 Good? 453 00:20:51,881 --> 00:20:53,380 Good. Yeah. 454 00:20:53,464 --> 00:20:56,839 -Here you go. -Good, good, good. Great. 455 00:20:56,963 --> 00:20:59,005 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 456 00:21:00,047 --> 00:21:01,672 Hello. 457 00:21:01,756 --> 00:21:04,631 Is this the right place for the punishment beating? 458 00:21:04,714 --> 00:21:07,631 Frank! How ya been? Come here, you old bastard! 459 00:21:07,714 --> 00:21:09,005 Come on! 460 00:21:09,088 --> 00:21:11,797 (SIGHS, CHUCKLES) Oh, Kendall, where's the thing? 461 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:13,756 Yeah. 462 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:16,255 I'm sorry we didn't get a chance to speak at the wedding, but... 463 00:21:16,339 --> 00:21:18,339 You must have cut me dead four times. 464 00:21:18,422 --> 00:21:20,422 Ah, busy, busy, busy. 465 00:21:20,505 --> 00:21:23,963 -Kendall, the thing. Oh. -Yeah, here it is. 466 00:21:25,172 --> 00:21:26,839 Frank. 467 00:21:26,922 --> 00:21:28,339 -For you. -What's this? 468 00:21:30,631 --> 00:21:32,088 The back, the back. 469 00:21:32,172 --> 00:21:33,297 (FRANK SIGHS) 470 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:41,047 "Some work of noble note may yet be done, 471 00:21:43,839 --> 00:21:47,047 not unbecoming men who strove with gods." 472 00:21:49,047 --> 00:21:51,547 That's nice. It's a nice thing. 473 00:21:53,255 --> 00:21:54,839 You okay? 474 00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:57,963 Sandy and Stewy have got my nuts in a vice. 475 00:21:58,047 --> 00:22:02,130 But Frank, you've got the grease to slip them out. 476 00:22:02,213 --> 00:22:06,255 -Right? -Truly revolting image. 477 00:22:06,339 --> 00:22:09,130 -Hey, Kenny. -Good to see you, Frank. 478 00:22:09,213 --> 00:22:11,130 ROMAN: Frank. 479 00:22:11,213 --> 00:22:13,464 It's not been the same without you. 480 00:22:13,547 --> 00:22:15,714 It's been better. 481 00:22:15,797 --> 00:22:18,505 -I'm fucking with you. -Okay. 482 00:22:18,589 --> 00:22:20,589 I'm-- I'm kidding, sir. 483 00:22:21,839 --> 00:22:24,422 Gentlemen, time to change. 484 00:22:24,505 --> 00:22:28,130 -Our safety briefing. -Safety briefing? 485 00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:30,380 Here's the safety briefing: 486 00:22:30,464 --> 00:22:32,631 If you move against me, 487 00:22:32,714 --> 00:22:35,547 I'll put a hole in the back of your fucking head. 488 00:22:41,255 --> 00:22:42,797 (BLENDER WHIRRING) 489 00:22:44,422 --> 00:22:45,505 Connor? 490 00:22:45,589 --> 00:22:46,672 Hey! 491 00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:48,505 -SHIV: Hey! -There you are. 492 00:22:48,589 --> 00:22:50,547 -Here I am. Hi. -Hi. 493 00:22:51,922 --> 00:22:53,672 -What's this? -Uh... You know. 494 00:22:53,756 --> 00:22:57,213 Okay, thank you. Hey, listen. Come with me. 495 00:22:57,297 --> 00:22:59,297 I want you to meet my consultants. 496 00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:00,756 (KEYS TYPING) 497 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:03,047 You know Eric Schulman and Bud Henley, of course. 498 00:23:03,130 --> 00:23:05,756 -They've joined the team. -Wow, Eric. 499 00:23:05,839 --> 00:23:07,714 -Hey. -CONNOR ROY: Good guys. 500 00:23:07,797 --> 00:23:11,130 -You saw the vid? -Uh, yeah. 501 00:23:11,213 --> 00:23:13,213 Hey, Connor... 502 00:23:13,297 --> 00:23:17,505 Those are serious guys. They're fuckin' pieces of shit. 503 00:23:17,589 --> 00:23:20,255 Yep. They're my pieces of shit. 504 00:23:20,339 --> 00:23:21,631 (CHUCKLES) 505 00:23:21,714 --> 00:23:23,422 Willa's finishing up a re-write. Would you like a drink? 506 00:23:23,505 --> 00:23:25,213 -Uh, no. I'm good. Thanks. -CONNOR: Okay. 507 00:23:25,297 --> 00:23:28,255 What's, uh-- What's in the smoothie? 508 00:23:28,339 --> 00:23:30,380 Burgundy. 509 00:23:30,464 --> 00:23:33,380 -I'm sorry? -I hyper-decant. 510 00:23:33,464 --> 00:23:35,172 You don't hyper-decant? 511 00:23:35,255 --> 00:23:36,839 You're just doing regular decanting? 512 00:23:36,922 --> 00:23:38,047 If by regular decanting you mean 513 00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:39,922 pouring into my open mouth, yeah. 514 00:23:40,005 --> 00:23:41,922 You should hyper-decant. 515 00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:44,172 It softens the tannins. Heightens the aromas. 516 00:23:44,255 --> 00:23:47,422 You can age your wine five years in ten seconds. 517 00:23:47,505 --> 00:23:48,505 Truly. 518 00:23:49,963 --> 00:23:51,672 -Mm-hmm. -Connor... 519 00:23:51,756 --> 00:23:53,922 You know what they do to rich people in jail. 520 00:23:54,005 --> 00:23:55,589 Yes, they let them out early 521 00:23:55,672 --> 00:23:58,088 to mitigate the risk of litigation. 522 00:23:58,172 --> 00:24:00,672 Going to jail is not a good look. 523 00:24:00,756 --> 00:24:03,213 Not many campaign posters use mugshots. 524 00:24:03,297 --> 00:24:04,422 The world has changed, Shiv. 525 00:24:04,505 --> 00:24:06,422 The old shibboleths are crumbling. 526 00:24:06,505 --> 00:24:08,505 And you know what? The elites are scared. 527 00:24:09,922 --> 00:24:11,756 I can see 'em down there, 528 00:24:11,839 --> 00:24:15,005 a-scrabbling and reconfiguring, 529 00:24:15,088 --> 00:24:19,922 with no clue what the whirlwind they have stirred heralds. 530 00:24:20,005 --> 00:24:22,380 Do you think that maybe if you're looking down 531 00:24:22,464 --> 00:24:24,714 on the elites from, like, you know, this penthouse, 532 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,255 maybe it's indicative of something? 533 00:24:27,589 --> 00:24:28,881 Smart. 534 00:24:28,963 --> 00:24:31,088 My baby sister is smart, right? 535 00:24:31,172 --> 00:24:33,422 -She is. Hey. -SHIV: Hi. 536 00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:36,255 -How are you? -Uh, yeah. Connor, 537 00:24:36,339 --> 00:24:38,797 don't release the video. Okay? Please? 538 00:24:38,881 --> 00:24:41,547 (SIGHS) Why? 539 00:24:41,631 --> 00:24:44,505 The family. We're worried you're gonna humiliate us, 540 00:24:44,589 --> 00:24:46,464 and humiliate yourself. 541 00:24:46,547 --> 00:24:48,631 -CONNOR: Oh, okay. Dad? -Yeah. 542 00:24:48,714 --> 00:24:50,339 Dad wants to stop me. 543 00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:53,756 Well, tell him to get in line behind Bezos and the Clintons. 544 00:24:53,839 --> 00:24:56,422 Connor, I'm asking a favor. 545 00:24:56,505 --> 00:24:57,672 Please. 546 00:24:57,756 --> 00:25:01,088 Well, how about I make counter-offer? 547 00:25:01,172 --> 00:25:04,631 I'd like to make a rather indecent proposal. 548 00:25:04,714 --> 00:25:07,339 I'm g-- (CHUCKLES) guessing you haven't seen that film. 549 00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:09,339 Ooh. He has. Yeah, it's his favorite. 550 00:25:09,422 --> 00:25:11,797 I happen to know you're at a loose end. 551 00:25:12,922 --> 00:25:14,422 Shiv, come and work for me. 552 00:25:15,130 --> 00:25:17,505 Hmm? What? No. 553 00:25:17,589 --> 00:25:19,339 (LAUGHS) No. No. 554 00:25:19,422 --> 00:25:21,213 It's a big offer. Big. 555 00:25:21,297 --> 00:25:23,505 Big offer, Shiv. You'd run the whole shebang. 556 00:25:23,589 --> 00:25:25,839 And look, if Gil fired you, maybe you're, um, 557 00:25:25,922 --> 00:25:27,963 -a difficult hire right now. -He didn't fire me. 558 00:25:28,047 --> 00:25:29,631 -I walked out. -Okay. 559 00:25:29,714 --> 00:25:31,172 -I-- I-- -No. Okay. 560 00:25:31,255 --> 00:25:33,756 So what would it take for you to change your mind? 561 00:25:33,839 --> 00:25:35,297 -A lobotomy. -(CONNOR LAUGHS) 562 00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:38,881 And a total realignment of modern politics. 563 00:25:38,963 --> 00:25:41,464 The-- Connor, the video is batshit. 564 00:25:44,005 --> 00:25:45,088 Okay. 565 00:25:46,922 --> 00:25:49,714 I will consider with my team. 566 00:25:49,797 --> 00:25:52,505 -Okay. -CONNOR: Mm! Okay. 567 00:25:54,005 --> 00:25:55,339 Guys, I need five. 568 00:25:55,422 --> 00:25:57,547 I'll come back and we'll shoot the shit. 569 00:25:57,631 --> 00:25:59,088 Hey, what's, uh... 570 00:25:59,172 --> 00:26:01,839 (WHISPERS) What's your read on this? 571 00:26:01,922 --> 00:26:04,255 Sorry, I-- (STAMMERS) I, um... 572 00:26:04,339 --> 00:26:06,547 I have to go. I'm meeting my cast for drinks. 573 00:26:06,631 --> 00:26:10,047 Oh, okay. That sounds fun. 574 00:26:10,130 --> 00:26:12,172 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, 575 00:26:12,255 --> 00:26:14,213 (CHUCKLES) it's basically just a bunch of actors, 576 00:26:14,297 --> 00:26:16,380 you know, bitching in a shitty bar. 577 00:26:16,464 --> 00:26:19,297 -Uh-huh. Can I, uh... -What? 578 00:26:19,380 --> 00:26:20,714 You wanna come? 579 00:26:20,797 --> 00:26:22,339 Well, yeah. You know, I'd love an audience 580 00:26:22,422 --> 00:26:24,672 with the future first lady. 581 00:26:24,756 --> 00:26:27,589 (CHUCKLES) Okay. Yeah. Come on. 582 00:26:28,714 --> 00:26:30,213 (GEESE HONKING) 583 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:32,797 -(DOG BARKING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 584 00:26:32,881 --> 00:26:34,839 -You okay there? -Yeah. 585 00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:41,464 (GROANS) This is nice. 586 00:26:42,172 --> 00:26:43,213 Europe. 587 00:26:44,839 --> 00:26:46,672 Nice bit of war-torn, 588 00:26:47,130 --> 00:26:48,672 spooky, 589 00:26:48,756 --> 00:26:54,255 anti-Semitic, vampirey, authoritarian Europe. 590 00:26:54,339 --> 00:26:55,380 Yeah. 591 00:26:55,464 --> 00:26:57,839 Hey, Greg, it's good to see you, man. 592 00:26:57,922 --> 00:27:00,339 You're spending so much time hanging out with Kendall, 593 00:27:00,422 --> 00:27:01,756 a girl could start to wonder. 594 00:27:01,839 --> 00:27:03,255 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 595 00:27:03,339 --> 00:27:05,505 No. No. No. 596 00:27:07,172 --> 00:27:11,005 Listen. Uh... So-- Yeah, c-- can I ask you something? 597 00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:13,380 On the-- On the friend level? 598 00:27:13,464 --> 00:27:16,881 Yeah. You worried about what you did in Cruises? 599 00:27:17,922 --> 00:27:22,422 What we did? No. No. Uh... 600 00:27:22,505 --> 00:27:24,963 No. I was gonna ask you about this Sam guy. 601 00:27:25,047 --> 00:27:27,464 -Do you know him? -Rat-fucker Sam? Yeah, sure. 602 00:27:27,547 --> 00:27:29,130 You know he background-checked me 603 00:27:29,213 --> 00:27:31,631 before I started dating Shiv? 604 00:27:31,714 --> 00:27:35,422 Wow. Yeah. So, what's his-- (STAMMERS) Is he-- 605 00:27:35,505 --> 00:27:37,130 Like, what's his competency? 606 00:27:37,213 --> 00:27:38,631 Is he-- Is he nice? 607 00:27:38,714 --> 00:27:41,172 Is he nice? You're asking about the moral character 608 00:27:41,255 --> 00:27:42,963 of a man named Rat-fucker Sam? 609 00:27:43,047 --> 00:27:46,464 He is a fucking piece of fucking shit, is what he is. 610 00:27:46,547 --> 00:27:49,380 -Yeah. What's up, Greg? -(GREG SIGHS) 611 00:27:50,505 --> 00:27:52,505 We've been through a bit, right? 612 00:27:55,047 --> 00:27:55,963 Can I trust you? 613 00:27:56,047 --> 00:27:58,130 Yes. Of course you can trust me. 614 00:27:58,213 --> 00:27:59,547 To a point, yes. 615 00:27:59,631 --> 00:28:02,672 So, you know how Logan's mad 616 00:28:02,756 --> 00:28:04,213 someone talked to his biographer? 617 00:28:04,297 --> 00:28:05,839 -Greg. -So... 618 00:28:05,922 --> 00:28:07,339 I'm wondering how likely it is 619 00:28:07,422 --> 00:28:10,672 that Sam will find out the person emailed 620 00:28:10,756 --> 00:28:15,047 -from a private email. -Oh, fuck, man. Really? 621 00:28:15,130 --> 00:28:18,172 I didn't even meet her. I didn't-- I pre-met her. 622 00:28:18,255 --> 00:28:20,714 She-- She tried to turn the pre-meet into a meet-meet, 623 00:28:20,797 --> 00:28:21,839 so I left. 624 00:28:21,922 --> 00:28:25,047 Okay, well. (LAUGHS) Oh, my-- 625 00:28:25,130 --> 00:28:27,631 If you-- If you tell Logan, 626 00:28:29,213 --> 00:28:30,589 he might kill you. 627 00:28:30,672 --> 00:28:32,005 -Mm. -Okay, 628 00:28:32,088 --> 00:28:34,130 so you need to put that in the locker, man, 629 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,130 and don't tell anyone. 630 00:28:36,213 --> 00:28:37,714 And pray that you can trust me, 631 00:28:37,797 --> 00:28:39,963 'cause you just handed me a valuable piece of capital. 632 00:28:40,963 --> 00:28:41,963 Greg! 633 00:28:42,963 --> 00:28:46,464 Buddy. Trust no one, ever. 634 00:28:48,963 --> 00:28:51,172 Okay. Wise words. 635 00:28:51,255 --> 00:28:52,797 -(WILLA LAUGHS) -SHIV: No, not having me here, 636 00:28:52,881 --> 00:28:54,213 just being out of-- out of the desert. 637 00:28:54,297 --> 00:28:56,130 -(WILLA LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) Yeah. 638 00:28:56,213 --> 00:28:59,339 Hey, can I ask you a favor, about Con? 639 00:29:00,213 --> 00:29:01,672 Sure thing. 640 00:29:01,756 --> 00:29:05,172 Could you maybe get him to pump the brakes on that video? 641 00:29:05,255 --> 00:29:06,839 -WILLA: Mm... -And actually just the whole 642 00:29:06,922 --> 00:29:09,380 wanting to be the leader of the free world thing? 643 00:29:09,464 --> 00:29:11,505 He does love a project. I... 644 00:29:11,589 --> 00:29:13,922 Oh, yeah. No, I know, but... 645 00:29:14,005 --> 00:29:17,255 I mean, you're smart. You're... worldly. 646 00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:19,547 -You get it. -Okay. 647 00:29:19,631 --> 00:29:21,339 I mean, I thought it looked okay, but... 648 00:29:21,422 --> 00:29:23,714 ♪ ("MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE" BY THE POLICE PLAYS) ♪ 649 00:29:23,797 --> 00:29:26,380 And you and Con, you're-- I mean, you're okay, right? 650 00:29:26,464 --> 00:29:28,380 It's... This whole... 651 00:29:28,464 --> 00:29:33,047 Sure. I mean, we support each other's dreams. 652 00:29:33,130 --> 00:29:35,088 His dream is the White House. 653 00:29:35,172 --> 00:29:36,547 Mine is Broadway. 654 00:29:36,631 --> 00:29:37,963 Uh-huh. 655 00:29:38,047 --> 00:29:40,172 Well, you realize those guys that he's got in there, 656 00:29:40,255 --> 00:29:41,505 those are serious guys. 657 00:29:41,589 --> 00:29:42,922 I mean, they'll suck ten million from him, 658 00:29:43,005 --> 00:29:44,589 and he won't even realize it's gone. 659 00:29:44,672 --> 00:29:46,505 And how much is your play gonna cost? 660 00:29:47,339 --> 00:29:48,797 WILLA: Mm-hmm. 661 00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:51,172 Okay, I'll think about it. 662 00:29:51,255 --> 00:29:53,714 -I will. Thank you, Shiv. -Uh-huh. 663 00:29:53,797 --> 00:29:56,881 -Willa. -Hi! Good to see you. 664 00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:59,297 And you. Hi. Chris. 665 00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:00,547 Shiv. 666 00:30:02,672 --> 00:30:04,380 WILLA: And you, Shiv? 667 00:30:04,464 --> 00:30:05,922 -Me? -Yeah. 668 00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:09,839 Are you okay? You're happy, calm, everything? 669 00:30:09,922 --> 00:30:12,505 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Fuck, yeah. 670 00:30:12,589 --> 00:30:14,047 I got everything I could want. 671 00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:15,756 Great. 672 00:30:15,839 --> 00:30:17,339 Cheers. (CHUCKLES) 673 00:30:17,422 --> 00:30:18,547 -(GLASSES CLINK) -Oh, hey. 674 00:30:31,005 --> 00:30:32,839 KENDALL: You look good with a rifle. 675 00:30:32,922 --> 00:30:35,756 (DOG BARKING) 676 00:30:35,839 --> 00:30:37,422 How you doin', man? 677 00:30:37,505 --> 00:30:40,422 Eh. You? 678 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,756 I think my guy's working for the boar. 679 00:30:43,922 --> 00:30:45,839 Hey, so listen, I have a question. 680 00:30:45,922 --> 00:30:48,297 -Mm-hmm? -Between us, 681 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:51,339 did you get a call from that biographer? 682 00:30:51,422 --> 00:30:55,130 I mean, yeah, obviously. I'm the interesting one. 683 00:30:56,047 --> 00:30:57,088 You? 684 00:30:58,130 --> 00:30:59,213 Yeah. 685 00:31:00,130 --> 00:31:01,839 Yeah. 686 00:31:01,922 --> 00:31:04,797 -You thinking of talking to her? -Uh... 687 00:31:04,881 --> 00:31:06,088 I don't know. 688 00:31:07,255 --> 00:31:08,464 Maybe. 689 00:31:08,547 --> 00:31:10,047 What about you? 690 00:31:10,130 --> 00:31:12,589 Uh, no. I mean... 691 00:31:12,672 --> 00:31:15,881 If you're gonna talk to her, I guess I have to talk to her, 692 00:31:15,963 --> 00:31:17,589 just to correct your bullshit. 693 00:31:18,922 --> 00:31:20,505 So why are you so into Pierce? 694 00:31:20,589 --> 00:31:24,631 I just think we know news, you know, stay in our lane. 695 00:31:24,714 --> 00:31:25,714 Do you like it? 696 00:31:25,797 --> 00:31:27,130 Oh, I fuckin' love it. 697 00:31:27,213 --> 00:31:28,756 -(PHONE VIBRATING) -Yeah, I mean, 698 00:31:28,839 --> 00:31:30,380 synergies are great. 699 00:31:30,464 --> 00:31:36,714 Exactly. Carnage and layoffs, all that shit. Ooh. 700 00:31:36,797 --> 00:31:40,422 Uh... Pardon me. This is private. 701 00:31:41,297 --> 00:31:42,339 Hello. 702 00:31:43,255 --> 00:31:44,297 You have Roman. 703 00:31:45,464 --> 00:31:46,505 How are you? 704 00:31:49,339 --> 00:31:52,005 Oh, yeah? And what would that be? 705 00:31:56,213 --> 00:31:58,714 Great. Let's, uh-- Let's stay across that. 706 00:31:58,797 --> 00:32:03,255 Mm-hmm. Thank you for the information. 707 00:32:03,339 --> 00:32:06,297 Talk soon. Thanks for letting me know. Bye. 708 00:32:08,547 --> 00:32:09,589 Good news? 709 00:32:09,672 --> 00:32:13,922 -Um, yeah, sure. -Hey, come on, man. 710 00:32:14,005 --> 00:32:15,422 What was that? 711 00:32:15,505 --> 00:32:18,797 Just fuckin' leave it. It's a PR thing. It was nothing. 712 00:32:19,505 --> 00:32:20,547 Look at me. 713 00:32:22,255 --> 00:32:25,464 I know you. Come on. You're full of shit. 714 00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:26,963 Well, I know you. 715 00:32:27,047 --> 00:32:28,589 Why the fuck are you lying about Pierce? 716 00:32:28,672 --> 00:32:30,631 HUNTER: We are ready to do the drive now. 717 00:32:32,547 --> 00:32:33,839 All right. Go on. 718 00:32:33,922 --> 00:32:36,505 Let's go murder a terrified mammal. 719 00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:47,422 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 720 00:32:52,213 --> 00:32:53,380 Okay. 721 00:32:53,464 --> 00:32:54,839 We're such shitty hunters 722 00:32:54,922 --> 00:32:56,963 that we're just shooting piggies in a barrel. 723 00:32:57,047 --> 00:32:59,631 Might as well just throw a grenade at the pigs. 724 00:32:59,714 --> 00:33:03,172 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(HORN BLOWS) 725 00:33:03,255 --> 00:33:05,672 -(GUNFIRE) -(MEN SHOUTING) 726 00:33:05,756 --> 00:33:08,130 (PIGS GRUNTING AND SQUEALING) 727 00:33:08,213 --> 00:33:10,213 -(DOGS BARKING) -(GUNFIRE CONTINUES) 728 00:33:10,297 --> 00:33:13,047 -(WHISTLE BLOWS) -(MEN SHOUTING) 729 00:33:21,963 --> 00:33:23,589 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 730 00:33:23,672 --> 00:33:25,047 Hold on. Hold on. 731 00:33:25,922 --> 00:33:27,005 Good. 732 00:33:28,255 --> 00:33:29,589 -Thank you. -Thank you. 733 00:33:34,255 --> 00:33:35,672 -Hey, listen, Karl. -Yeah? 734 00:33:35,756 --> 00:33:38,881 I was thinking I-- It would be nice to have a chat, 735 00:33:38,963 --> 00:33:42,172 'cause I was-- about a possible cool move for you? 736 00:33:42,255 --> 00:33:43,881 -Oh, right. Oh, Gerri? -GERRI: Yeah? 737 00:33:43,963 --> 00:33:47,922 Yeah. We-- Uh, we wanted to have a, uh-- a chat with you, Tom. 738 00:33:48,005 --> 00:33:49,213 -Yeah. -Um... 739 00:33:49,297 --> 00:33:52,464 I don't know how you feel about Pierce, 740 00:33:52,547 --> 00:33:56,797 but a few of us were having a few doubts. 741 00:33:56,881 --> 00:33:58,505 -Okay. -Yeah. 742 00:33:58,589 --> 00:34:01,756 Okay. Well, that's interesting. That's-- That's really smart. 743 00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:03,672 Why don't you-- Why don't you raise it? 744 00:34:03,756 --> 00:34:06,963 Okay. Although we also thought it could be good 745 00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:08,756 -for you to talk to him? -Yeah. 746 00:34:08,839 --> 00:34:10,714 Okay. All right. Although... 747 00:34:10,797 --> 00:34:12,672 wouldn't it be better if it came from 748 00:34:12,756 --> 00:34:14,547 -old, trusted... -Right. 749 00:34:14,631 --> 00:34:16,547 -...colleagues? -That's smart. 750 00:34:16,631 --> 00:34:18,797 Karl, that's interesting. Should we do it? 751 00:34:19,714 --> 00:34:21,088 That would be cool. 752 00:34:21,172 --> 00:34:24,047 Um, it's not a big deal, really, who actually says it. 753 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:26,922 I guess you are family, and he does treat family 754 00:34:27,005 --> 00:34:28,589 -differently. -Yeah. No, sure. 755 00:34:28,672 --> 00:34:31,339 Although, he did once call me "The Cunt of Monte Cristo." 756 00:34:31,422 --> 00:34:33,714 -(ALL LAUGH) -That's-- That was joshing. 757 00:34:33,797 --> 00:34:35,797 In a way, that's a testament to your closeness. 758 00:34:35,881 --> 00:34:37,797 -In a way... -He likes you, Tom. 759 00:34:37,881 --> 00:34:40,631 He likes you. You're a fine mind, articulate, 760 00:34:40,714 --> 00:34:43,756 -strong leader. -(SCOFFS) I'm articulate? 761 00:34:43,839 --> 00:34:46,088 Oh, you're so kind, you know. 762 00:34:46,172 --> 00:34:47,714 In fact, I'm so flattered, 763 00:34:47,797 --> 00:34:50,297 I'll just fucking walk right into the machine gun nest. 764 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:51,547 Also, I've spoken to Shiv 765 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:52,963 and I know she asked you to talk to him. 766 00:34:53,047 --> 00:34:55,255 -You spoke to Shiv? -And if you don't, 767 00:34:55,339 --> 00:34:57,005 and she asks, yeah? 768 00:34:58,797 --> 00:35:01,963 That's where heroes are born, Tom. On the battlefield. 769 00:35:02,047 --> 00:35:05,213 It's also commonly where they're killed, Gerri. 770 00:35:07,172 --> 00:35:08,464 KARL: We'll back you up. 771 00:35:10,963 --> 00:35:14,505 Well, Logan, uh, look... 772 00:35:15,839 --> 00:35:19,672 I hate to be a party pooper, but I have poop. 773 00:35:19,756 --> 00:35:21,839 The Pierce family bank have called to say 774 00:35:21,922 --> 00:35:24,589 the family got word that you were on maneuvers. 775 00:35:24,672 --> 00:35:27,714 It freaked them out. We need to back right off. 776 00:35:27,797 --> 00:35:30,130 This was supposed to be choreographed. 777 00:35:30,213 --> 00:35:31,505 That's about as choreographed 778 00:35:31,589 --> 00:35:34,297 as a dog getting fucked on roller-skates. 779 00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:35,797 Was there a leak? 780 00:35:35,881 --> 00:35:37,797 It was cagey. It might have been accidental. 781 00:35:37,881 --> 00:35:40,339 No. No, no. This was no accident. 782 00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:44,047 Someone's trying to fuck me. 783 00:35:44,963 --> 00:35:47,464 Who knew? No one. 784 00:35:47,547 --> 00:35:49,047 It's someone here. 785 00:35:50,714 --> 00:35:52,464 I've got snakes in the fucking basket. 786 00:35:52,547 --> 00:35:53,963 Do you want me to go down the list 787 00:35:54,047 --> 00:35:56,130 -of other acquisition targets? -No! 788 00:35:56,213 --> 00:35:58,172 I want Pierce! 789 00:36:01,047 --> 00:36:03,797 Get back to the city. Find another way. 790 00:36:03,881 --> 00:36:06,047 Oh, some of these fuckers 791 00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:08,589 are trying to kill this. Fucking pygmies! 792 00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:10,422 Fucking lice! 793 00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:16,839 -♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 794 00:36:16,922 --> 00:36:18,297 LOGAN: How we all doing? 795 00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:21,130 All havin' a nice time on the company dollar? 796 00:36:21,922 --> 00:36:22,963 Ah. 797 00:36:23,047 --> 00:36:24,839 Gerri, you all right? You look tired. 798 00:36:24,922 --> 00:36:26,505 Oh, no, I'm-- I'm good, thanks. 799 00:36:26,589 --> 00:36:29,088 Good. 'Cause I want the Pierce pension options first thing. 800 00:36:29,172 --> 00:36:31,005 Right, so-- so I should probably go. 801 00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:33,672 Stay. You know, we need to boost morale. 802 00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:35,839 Okay, great. Yeah. I can feel it rising. 803 00:36:35,922 --> 00:36:39,839 Oh, Logan? Just a-- a heads up. A fam-- A family heads up, 804 00:36:39,922 --> 00:36:41,839 just to-- just to let you know 805 00:36:41,922 --> 00:36:44,130 that in a moment I might say something, 806 00:36:44,213 --> 00:36:46,213 but not to worry, 'cause it's not real. 807 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:48,339 Okay? 808 00:36:48,422 --> 00:36:49,756 -Wh-- -Just, headline is 809 00:36:49,839 --> 00:36:53,172 I'm gonna say something, but disregard it. 810 00:36:53,255 --> 00:36:56,714 I think that people think of me as a kind of leader. 811 00:36:56,797 --> 00:36:59,047 Because there was an issue that they wanted raised, 812 00:36:59,130 --> 00:37:00,881 but don't you be under the impression 813 00:37:00,963 --> 00:37:04,464 that-- that I'm against what I'll say I'm against. Okay? 814 00:37:06,047 --> 00:37:07,339 -Pierce. -What? 815 00:37:07,422 --> 00:37:09,547 Pierce. People are against it. 816 00:37:09,631 --> 00:37:11,130 But that's because they're scared. 817 00:37:11,213 --> 00:37:12,714 But they think of me as kind of brave, 818 00:37:12,797 --> 00:37:15,714 which I would be if I needed to be, but I don't, so... 819 00:37:15,797 --> 00:37:16,839 Good. 820 00:37:18,464 --> 00:37:19,756 LOGAN: A toast. 821 00:37:19,839 --> 00:37:22,339 Uh, musicians? 822 00:37:22,422 --> 00:37:24,213 -Pianissimo. -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 823 00:37:24,297 --> 00:37:25,339 Uh... 824 00:37:26,756 --> 00:37:28,088 To our top team. 825 00:37:28,172 --> 00:37:29,339 ALL: Top team. 826 00:37:29,422 --> 00:37:31,380 -Top team. -LOGAN: Mm. 827 00:37:31,464 --> 00:37:33,672 And again. And again. Fill her up, fill her up. 828 00:37:33,756 --> 00:37:36,005 Eat, everybody. Eat. And drink. 829 00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:39,088 Come on now. It's a party, isn't it? (CHUCKLES) 830 00:37:39,172 --> 00:37:41,672 Come on. Hey! Ray, where you going? 831 00:37:43,005 --> 00:37:44,172 To take a leak. 832 00:37:44,255 --> 00:37:46,672 Uh, you know. We're all sticking together. 833 00:37:46,756 --> 00:37:50,672 If you need a leak, piss in a bucket. 834 00:37:50,756 --> 00:37:53,672 I mean... (CHUCKLES) we're locking down. 835 00:37:53,756 --> 00:37:56,172 It's all right. We're all pals here. Yeah. 836 00:37:59,130 --> 00:38:00,505 (LAUGHS) Right. 837 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:22,380 Jesus Christ, Ray. I'm pullin' your pisser. 838 00:38:22,464 --> 00:38:25,881 Put that bucket down, you disgusting bastard. 839 00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:29,255 Oh, my God. 840 00:38:30,172 --> 00:38:31,756 Where do we find 'em? 841 00:38:31,839 --> 00:38:34,547 Musicians! Thank you. Again. 842 00:38:34,631 --> 00:38:36,922 -♪ (MUSIC RESUMES) ♪ -Good. The food. 843 00:38:37,005 --> 00:38:38,172 Sit, sit. 844 00:38:39,422 --> 00:38:42,130 CHRIS: So what do you do? Something important? 845 00:38:42,213 --> 00:38:44,464 Uh, no. Nope. 846 00:38:44,547 --> 00:38:46,297 Well, you will one day. 847 00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:48,005 (SHIV LAUGHS) 848 00:38:48,088 --> 00:38:49,255 Here's hopin'. 849 00:38:50,963 --> 00:38:53,505 Uh, I gotta make a call. 850 00:38:54,714 --> 00:38:55,839 Jealous boyfriend? 851 00:38:58,047 --> 00:38:59,047 No. 852 00:38:59,130 --> 00:39:01,380 Just a guy who works for me. 853 00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:04,505 -Working on a Saturday? -He better be. 854 00:39:04,589 --> 00:39:07,213 Wow, sounds like you're riding him hard. 855 00:39:07,297 --> 00:39:08,756 Well, maybe he likes it. 856 00:39:10,297 --> 00:39:11,714 Are you flirting with me? 857 00:39:11,797 --> 00:39:14,047 Your flirt got all over my pants. 858 00:39:15,339 --> 00:39:17,005 I'll be right back. 859 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:19,589 Hey, Tom. Just checking you talked to him. 860 00:39:21,922 --> 00:39:23,422 Don't let me down, soldier. 861 00:39:25,005 --> 00:39:27,547 Shiv? (CHUCKLES) 862 00:39:27,631 --> 00:39:29,047 -It's, uh... -(SHIV SIGHS) 863 00:39:29,130 --> 00:39:31,672 Connor Roy, eldest son of media mogul, 864 00:39:31,756 --> 00:39:33,172 -Logan Roy... -SHIV: Oh, Jesus Christ. 865 00:39:33,255 --> 00:39:35,047 ...announced his intention to go to prison, 866 00:39:35,130 --> 00:39:37,505 rather than pay federal income tax 867 00:39:37,589 --> 00:39:38,922 at the current level. 868 00:39:39,005 --> 00:39:41,088 Hey. Connor Roy. 869 00:39:41,172 --> 00:39:42,714 He looks cute, though. 870 00:39:44,088 --> 00:39:45,505 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 871 00:39:45,589 --> 00:39:47,047 GREG: It tastes... I guess boar tastes like chicken. 872 00:39:47,130 --> 00:39:50,172 No! Boar is boar. Boar is piggy. 873 00:39:51,922 --> 00:39:56,505 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 874 00:39:59,255 --> 00:40:00,672 TOM: Try that black... 875 00:40:00,756 --> 00:40:02,172 -blood sausage-- -Come on, everyone. 876 00:40:02,255 --> 00:40:06,047 We're supposed to be having a nice time! Drink! 877 00:40:06,130 --> 00:40:08,380 KARL: Tom. Now's the time, Tom. 878 00:40:08,464 --> 00:40:09,797 -Oh, you think? -Yeah. 879 00:40:11,672 --> 00:40:12,922 LOGAN: Paid enough. 880 00:40:16,547 --> 00:40:18,297 (LAUGHTER) 881 00:40:19,505 --> 00:40:22,756 A toast. Uh-- Oh, Frank. You wanna? 882 00:40:22,839 --> 00:40:25,881 Oh. Okay. (CLEARS THROAT) 883 00:40:26,963 --> 00:40:30,672 Uh-- (LAUGHS) 'Scuse me. 884 00:40:31,881 --> 00:40:36,297 -To old friends. -Lovely. To old friends. 885 00:40:38,922 --> 00:40:42,339 -(FRANK LAUGHS) -Wow. 886 00:40:44,464 --> 00:40:45,672 Why'd you come, Frank? 887 00:40:46,922 --> 00:40:48,714 -W-- Here? -LOGAN: Mm-hmm. 888 00:40:48,797 --> 00:40:51,922 -Because you invited me. -LOGAN: Uh-huh. 889 00:40:52,005 --> 00:40:55,589 Not on a recon for some of your old stuck up pals? 890 00:40:55,672 --> 00:41:00,756 Logan, we're old. I try not to leave fences broken. 891 00:41:00,839 --> 00:41:03,088 LOGAN: You're a fucking creep. 892 00:41:03,172 --> 00:41:05,130 -Excuse me? -LOGAN: Ah. 893 00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:06,756 I mean you-- you went for three jobs, 894 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:08,339 you didn't get any of them. 895 00:41:08,422 --> 00:41:10,297 Your vineyard was a write-off. 896 00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:11,839 And now your trophy girlfriend 897 00:41:11,922 --> 00:41:14,839 is sucking some waiter's dick in Palermo, 898 00:41:14,922 --> 00:41:17,297 so now you've come crawling back, 899 00:41:17,380 --> 00:41:19,088 like a fucking worm. 900 00:41:19,172 --> 00:41:21,339 I'm actually kinda glad he's back now. 901 00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:24,589 What's happening here? 902 00:41:25,881 --> 00:41:26,922 Ken. 903 00:41:28,380 --> 00:41:30,797 (WHISPERING) Talk to him, Tom. Now. 904 00:41:30,881 --> 00:41:32,172 (WHISPERING) Fuck off. 905 00:41:32,255 --> 00:41:36,547 Someone has spoken to Michelle Pantsil. 906 00:41:37,922 --> 00:41:39,922 We've got rats on this ship. 907 00:41:41,380 --> 00:41:42,797 And Pierce. 908 00:41:42,881 --> 00:41:44,756 What's going on? Hmm? 909 00:41:46,631 --> 00:41:47,714 Who's got my back? 910 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:50,963 Who's really behind me? 911 00:41:51,047 --> 00:41:54,756 Anyone? Excuse me. Anyone wanna own up? Hmm? 912 00:41:54,839 --> 00:41:56,922 Anyone wanna rat out a rat? 913 00:41:58,422 --> 00:41:59,422 Cyd? 914 00:42:00,422 --> 00:42:01,547 Are you a rat? 915 00:42:02,422 --> 00:42:03,422 No. 916 00:42:03,505 --> 00:42:06,464 -How about you? -(STAMMERS) No. I'm not. 917 00:42:07,589 --> 00:42:09,922 Karl, you got something to tell me? 918 00:42:10,005 --> 00:42:11,380 Um, such as? 919 00:42:11,464 --> 00:42:14,589 Oh, I don't know, where the local whorehouse is. 920 00:42:14,672 --> 00:42:16,172 (KARL CHUCKLES) 921 00:42:16,255 --> 00:42:18,047 Well, I don't know about that. 922 00:42:18,130 --> 00:42:19,797 Does your old lady know about that? 923 00:42:19,881 --> 00:42:21,422 Hmm, no. 924 00:42:21,505 --> 00:42:25,631 Um, you know. Um... 925 00:42:25,714 --> 00:42:28,088 She knows that I'm something of a Libertine, 926 00:42:28,172 --> 00:42:30,714 -but-- Okay. -Oh, is-- is that a yes? 927 00:42:30,797 --> 00:42:33,172 Sh-- Should we get her on the speaker phone and ask her? 928 00:42:33,255 --> 00:42:35,797 Oh, come on. Logan, please. What the fuck? 929 00:42:36,714 --> 00:42:39,589 Everyone, phones on the table. 930 00:42:39,672 --> 00:42:42,839 Company and private. Come on. Phones on the table now. 931 00:42:42,922 --> 00:42:44,172 GERRI: Is that really necessary? 932 00:42:44,255 --> 00:42:45,672 I'm not even sure it's-- it's legal 933 00:42:45,756 --> 00:42:47,130 -to demand people-- -LOGAN: Yeah, well, 934 00:42:47,213 --> 00:42:48,797 we're getting down to brass fucking tacks. 935 00:42:48,881 --> 00:42:52,963 Tom, did you and your fragile ego talk to Pantsil? 936 00:42:55,963 --> 00:42:57,881 No. No, sir. 937 00:42:57,963 --> 00:43:00,380 No. Logan, why don't we switch to strategy? 938 00:43:00,464 --> 00:43:03,172 Oh, oh. Here's a strategy, Tom: 939 00:43:03,255 --> 00:43:05,714 Why don't you pipe down till you come and tell me 940 00:43:05,797 --> 00:43:07,255 I've got a grandson coming? 941 00:43:07,339 --> 00:43:09,797 Hmm? Or are you shooting blanks? 942 00:43:10,672 --> 00:43:11,797 -Karl? -KARL: Yeah? 943 00:43:11,922 --> 00:43:13,589 Do you like the, uh, the Pierce deal? 944 00:43:13,672 --> 00:43:17,005 I do. I do, yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 945 00:43:17,088 --> 00:43:18,797 (LOGAN CHUCKLES) Bullshit. 946 00:43:18,881 --> 00:43:20,422 Boar on the floor. 947 00:43:20,505 --> 00:43:21,839 (KARL SCOFFS) 948 00:43:21,922 --> 00:43:23,047 LOGAN: Hey! 949 00:43:24,505 --> 00:43:27,297 -(CHUCKLES) Okay. -It's a game. 950 00:43:27,380 --> 00:43:29,714 In the corner, over there. Stand there. 951 00:43:29,797 --> 00:43:32,297 -Go, go, go, go, go. -(KARL LAUGHS) 952 00:43:35,797 --> 00:43:37,547 All right. (SIGHS) 953 00:43:40,505 --> 00:43:41,963 Tom? 954 00:43:42,047 --> 00:43:43,255 -Me? -Yeah. 955 00:43:43,339 --> 00:43:44,631 -Uh, Pierce? -Yeah. 956 00:43:44,714 --> 00:43:46,631 Um... 957 00:43:46,714 --> 00:43:49,213 Well, there's a lot of... (CLEARS THROAT) 958 00:43:49,297 --> 00:43:50,963 factors, and... 959 00:43:51,047 --> 00:43:54,963 but yes. I personally-- I like it. I like it. 960 00:43:55,047 --> 00:43:56,714 Boar on the floor over there. 961 00:44:00,213 --> 00:44:01,380 Gerri, stand up. 962 00:44:02,005 --> 00:44:03,047 Stand up! 963 00:44:05,922 --> 00:44:07,213 Pierce? 964 00:44:07,297 --> 00:44:08,631 Couldn't tell you. Couldn't tell you. Don't know. 965 00:44:08,714 --> 00:44:10,130 -Have you played it before? -No! 966 00:44:10,213 --> 00:44:12,797 Well, actually, I... 967 00:44:12,881 --> 00:44:15,380 To be perfectly honest, I've-- I've had a few doubts. 968 00:44:16,339 --> 00:44:17,714 LOGAN: Honesty. 969 00:44:17,797 --> 00:44:20,255 You see, everybody? Do you see? 970 00:44:20,756 --> 00:44:21,839 Honesty. 971 00:44:22,839 --> 00:44:24,047 Greg, stand up. 972 00:44:26,881 --> 00:44:28,631 Did you get any orders from my brother, 973 00:44:28,714 --> 00:44:30,505 the fuckin' Conscience of the Prairies? 974 00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:32,547 -Me? -LOGAN: Yeah. 975 00:44:32,631 --> 00:44:35,922 I... don't... Uh... 976 00:44:37,922 --> 00:44:39,505 Yeah. I-- 'Cause I-- (STAMMERS) 977 00:44:39,589 --> 00:44:41,255 I've had some doubts too. 978 00:44:41,339 --> 00:44:44,130 Oh? Fucking doubter. Over there. 979 00:44:44,213 --> 00:44:47,589 But the rules are that you're spared if you tell the truth, 980 00:44:47,672 --> 00:44:50,672 -and I just told you the truth! -Oh, oh! There are rules? 981 00:44:50,756 --> 00:44:52,589 -GREG: Right? -Do you know something, Greg? 982 00:44:52,672 --> 00:44:57,547 There are no fucking rules. (WHISPERS) Over there. 983 00:44:58,922 --> 00:45:01,380 GREG: Okay. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 984 00:45:02,005 --> 00:45:03,464 (ROMAN CHUCKLES) 985 00:45:03,547 --> 00:45:04,589 LOGAN: Roman! 986 00:45:05,756 --> 00:45:07,088 I like it for real, Dad, 987 00:45:07,172 --> 00:45:08,881 -I wanna help-- -Stand the fuck up. 988 00:45:10,255 --> 00:45:11,547 Um, okay. 989 00:45:16,297 --> 00:45:18,589 Kendall took a call from the biographer. 990 00:45:19,339 --> 00:45:20,547 We all got a call, Rome. 991 00:45:20,631 --> 00:45:22,380 Okay, yes, but you-- See, he seemed like 992 00:45:22,464 --> 00:45:24,422 he wanted to actually talk to her. 993 00:45:24,505 --> 00:45:26,213 To smoke you out for Dad. 994 00:45:26,297 --> 00:45:28,464 What? Fuck you. Why'd you get to smoke me out? 995 00:45:28,547 --> 00:45:29,797 I was smokin' you out. 996 00:45:29,881 --> 00:45:32,005 Why don't you tell us about your mystery call? 997 00:45:32,088 --> 00:45:33,464 The phone call? 998 00:45:33,547 --> 00:45:35,172 Uh, yeah. It was Frank. 999 00:45:35,255 --> 00:45:37,130 He meant to call you. 1000 00:45:37,213 --> 00:45:39,297 He wants to know if the plan to overthrow Dad is still happening. 1001 00:45:40,213 --> 00:45:42,589 Someone spiked Pierce. 1002 00:45:44,088 --> 00:45:46,088 Which one of you boars did it? 1003 00:45:46,172 --> 00:45:47,881 -Tom! -Yes? 1004 00:45:47,963 --> 00:45:49,464 Sit on the floor! 1005 00:45:49,547 --> 00:45:51,088 It's fun. 1006 00:45:51,172 --> 00:45:52,672 -Seriously? -Yeah, it's a game! 1007 00:45:52,756 --> 00:45:55,213 -Boar on the floor! -TOM: I really-- I feel-- 1008 00:45:55,297 --> 00:45:56,797 LOGAN: Get down! 1009 00:45:56,881 --> 00:45:58,922 Boar on the floor. 1010 00:45:59,005 --> 00:46:01,505 Boar on the floor. Kendall, bring the troops. 1011 00:46:01,589 --> 00:46:04,422 ALL: (CHANTING) Boar on the floor. 1012 00:46:04,505 --> 00:46:05,922 -Get down! -ALL: Boar on the floor. 1013 00:46:06,005 --> 00:46:08,922 -Greg! On the floor, boar. -(CHANTING CONTINUES) 1014 00:46:09,005 --> 00:46:11,380 -Come on, Frank! -(CHANTING CONTINUES) 1015 00:46:11,464 --> 00:46:13,672 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -Why am I in this? 1016 00:46:13,756 --> 00:46:15,172 How the fuck would I know, Greg? 1017 00:46:15,255 --> 00:46:16,881 You think I have a rational explanation for this? 1018 00:46:16,963 --> 00:46:20,213 Frank! Feed the piggies, guests of honor! 1019 00:46:20,297 --> 00:46:23,005 That's it. Boar on the floor! 1020 00:46:23,088 --> 00:46:24,839 ALL: Boar on the floor! 1021 00:46:24,922 --> 00:46:27,839 Oink for your sausages, piggies. Shh. Shh. Shh. 1022 00:46:27,922 --> 00:46:30,297 Oink for your sausages, piggies. Oink. 1023 00:46:30,380 --> 00:46:31,672 KARL: Oh, Jesus Christ. 1024 00:46:31,756 --> 00:46:33,922 Oink for your sausage, Tom. Oink. 1025 00:46:34,005 --> 00:46:34,922 Oink. 1026 00:46:35,005 --> 00:46:36,422 -LOGAN: No. -(TOM SNORTING) 1027 00:46:36,505 --> 00:46:37,672 No half-hearted oink. 1028 00:46:37,756 --> 00:46:39,922 -I'm not doing it. -KARL: Oink, oink, oink. 1029 00:46:40,005 --> 00:46:41,631 On the count of three, 1030 00:46:41,714 --> 00:46:45,756 the last piggy to eat a sausage is the mole. 1031 00:46:45,839 --> 00:46:47,963 That doesn't seem like a very good system... 1032 00:46:48,047 --> 00:46:50,130 Who spoke to Pantsil? 1033 00:46:50,213 --> 00:46:51,714 (WHISPERING) Please. 1034 00:46:53,672 --> 00:46:54,797 Hey! 1035 00:46:54,881 --> 00:46:57,547 Crawl in a circle and close your eyes. 1036 00:46:57,631 --> 00:46:58,797 -(LAUGHTER) -Three... 1037 00:46:58,881 --> 00:46:59,963 Greg, oink. 1038 00:47:00,047 --> 00:47:02,047 (GREG SNORTS) 1039 00:47:02,130 --> 00:47:03,380 Two... 1040 00:47:03,464 --> 00:47:04,797 (GREG, TOM AND KARL SNORTING AND OINKING) 1041 00:47:04,881 --> 00:47:06,380 One... 1042 00:47:06,464 --> 00:47:08,797 (CHEERING AND LAUGHING) 1043 00:47:08,881 --> 00:47:11,130 Eat the sausage, Tom! 1044 00:47:11,213 --> 00:47:13,005 -TOM: I got it! -(JEERING) 1045 00:47:17,088 --> 00:47:19,047 (SHOUTING AND CLAMORING) 1046 00:47:23,631 --> 00:47:25,005 Take it out of his hand! 1047 00:47:25,088 --> 00:47:26,130 Come on. 1048 00:47:27,922 --> 00:47:29,672 Karl stole my sausage. 1049 00:47:29,756 --> 00:47:33,589 Too effing slow. I'll get you your booby prize. 1050 00:47:34,714 --> 00:47:36,088 Eat up, piggies. 1051 00:47:36,172 --> 00:47:38,339 ROMAN: I believe he said "Eat up, piggies." 1052 00:47:38,422 --> 00:47:41,213 I wanna see you little piggy fucks eat. Eat it. 1053 00:47:41,297 --> 00:47:42,756 Indemnification, you fuckin' dummy. 1054 00:47:42,839 --> 00:47:44,505 Wh-- You fucking serious? How old are you? 1055 00:47:44,589 --> 00:47:46,088 Give me back my fucking phone. 1056 00:47:46,172 --> 00:47:47,631 -Huh? What are you hiding? -What are you-- Wh-- Hiding? 1057 00:47:47,714 --> 00:47:49,172 Nothing. Give me back my fucking phone. 1058 00:47:49,255 --> 00:47:50,839 -What's your code? -Are you fucking serious? 1059 00:47:50,922 --> 00:47:52,213 -Yeah. What's your-- -My code? Uh, my code is, 1060 00:47:52,297 --> 00:47:54,714 um, fuck you-- What? 1061 00:47:54,797 --> 00:47:57,297 (KENDALL AND ROMAN ARGUING INDISTINCTLY) 1062 00:47:59,422 --> 00:48:02,464 Okay, you got it. All right? Happy? There's nothing in there. 1063 00:48:05,963 --> 00:48:07,547 Hey, do you wanna hit this? 1064 00:48:07,631 --> 00:48:10,714 It's actually just some resin I left in the downpipe 1065 00:48:10,797 --> 00:48:14,380 -in the bowl, I'm afraid. -Mm. Wow, yum. No. 1066 00:48:14,464 --> 00:48:16,464 -Uh, thank you. -All right. 1067 00:48:18,922 --> 00:48:20,380 So, uh, no TV? 1068 00:48:20,464 --> 00:48:21,797 You a-- You a laptop guy? 1069 00:48:21,881 --> 00:48:23,297 Nah, no screens. 1070 00:48:24,839 --> 00:48:26,672 No, uh-- No news? 1071 00:48:26,756 --> 00:48:28,213 Oh, I don't follow the news. 1072 00:48:28,297 --> 00:48:29,756 No, these days, actually the real news 1073 00:48:29,839 --> 00:48:33,213 -comes from comedians. -(CHUCKLES) Oh. Wow. 1074 00:48:33,297 --> 00:48:35,672 I'm not crazy to hear the next thing you're gonna say. 1075 00:48:35,756 --> 00:48:37,005 Can I just kiss you? 1076 00:48:41,213 --> 00:48:44,631 Uh, full disclosure, I am in a relationship, 1077 00:48:44,714 --> 00:48:46,839 but it's an open relationship. 1078 00:48:46,922 --> 00:48:48,505 It sounds bohemian and complicated, 1079 00:48:48,589 --> 00:48:49,922 but actually it's pretty simple. 1080 00:48:50,005 --> 00:48:53,130 You, um-- Wow. Do you have any, uh, questions? 1081 00:48:53,213 --> 00:48:56,005 -Um, I don't think so. -Great. 1082 00:48:57,672 --> 00:48:58,714 Mm. 1083 00:49:00,005 --> 00:49:01,380 (CHUCKLES) 1084 00:49:02,963 --> 00:49:05,839 (SHOUTING AND LAUGHING) 1085 00:49:09,672 --> 00:49:11,505 -Hey, I'm sorry. -ROMAN: Give me my phone. 1086 00:49:11,589 --> 00:49:12,839 Give me my fucking phone. 1087 00:49:12,922 --> 00:49:14,422 You're-- Grab my-- You like touching me? 1088 00:49:14,505 --> 00:49:16,839 Grab my fucking balls, I will drop you, cocksucker. 1089 00:49:16,922 --> 00:49:18,756 Yeah, you see a phone number, so what? 1090 00:49:18,839 --> 00:49:20,797 LOGAN: All must have prizes. 1091 00:49:21,797 --> 00:49:23,756 What's in there? What's the prize? 1092 00:49:23,839 --> 00:49:24,922 Hey, Dad? 1093 00:49:25,005 --> 00:49:27,714 It was Roman. Roman talked to Pierce. 1094 00:49:27,797 --> 00:49:30,672 He, uh, took a call from Naomi Pierce. 1095 00:49:30,756 --> 00:49:32,422 Dad. 1096 00:49:32,505 --> 00:49:35,922 Roman, did someone get at you? 1097 00:49:36,756 --> 00:49:39,213 Dad, I didn't betray you. 1098 00:49:39,297 --> 00:49:42,255 Then what's this call from today? 1099 00:49:42,339 --> 00:49:45,130 -Why are you talking to her? -Come on, man. 1100 00:49:45,213 --> 00:49:46,963 I wasn't trying to fuck the deal, 1101 00:49:47,047 --> 00:49:48,631 I was trying to land the deal. 1102 00:49:48,714 --> 00:49:50,714 I was trying to help. I-- 1103 00:49:50,797 --> 00:49:53,005 I thought it would be a nice surprise. 1104 00:49:55,047 --> 00:49:56,047 Roman... 1105 00:49:57,005 --> 00:49:58,380 you're a moron. 1106 00:50:01,963 --> 00:50:03,380 Boar on the floor? 1107 00:50:04,631 --> 00:50:06,505 -I'm just saying. -Fuck you. 1108 00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:09,922 I'm not a moron, Dad. 1109 00:50:13,047 --> 00:50:14,088 (LOGAN SIGHS) 1110 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:18,255 How much is a gallon of milk? 1111 00:50:18,339 --> 00:50:19,756 What? 1112 00:50:19,839 --> 00:50:23,172 -How much is a gallon of milk? -I don't know. 1113 00:50:23,255 --> 00:50:25,547 I mean, who the fuck knows, Dad? Literally no one knows. 1114 00:50:25,631 --> 00:50:27,672 -Who gives a shit? -LOGAN: Ray! 1115 00:50:27,756 --> 00:50:31,881 How much is a gallon of milk? -Uh-- Uh, wh-- 1116 00:50:31,963 --> 00:50:34,339 I mean, like regular milk, or, uh... 1117 00:50:34,422 --> 00:50:39,963 I am surrounded by snakes and fucking morons. 1118 00:50:41,464 --> 00:50:44,255 You're a bunch of silk-stocking fucks! 1119 00:50:46,631 --> 00:50:49,464 Who backs me on Pierce? 1120 00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:51,547 Hmm? 1121 00:50:51,631 --> 00:50:52,797 Who? 1122 00:50:53,839 --> 00:50:55,672 KENDALL: None of them do, Dad. 1123 00:50:55,756 --> 00:50:57,047 They're all against it. 1124 00:50:57,130 --> 00:50:59,756 Okay? Karl's lying, 1125 00:50:59,839 --> 00:51:02,505 Ray's lying, Gerri's playing both sides. 1126 00:51:08,213 --> 00:51:10,297 (SIGHS) Well... 1127 00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:12,714 (CHUCKLES) 1128 00:51:12,797 --> 00:51:18,505 Here's news. We are going after it. 1129 00:51:20,297 --> 00:51:21,422 And what's more... 1130 00:51:23,631 --> 00:51:27,464 I will win. 1131 00:51:49,005 --> 00:51:51,088 Hey, morning. 1132 00:51:51,172 --> 00:51:53,756 How you doing'? Quite a night. I don't know about you guys, 1133 00:51:53,839 --> 00:51:56,047 but I had one too many. I can't remember anything. 1134 00:51:56,130 --> 00:51:57,172 (CHUCKLES) 1135 00:52:02,672 --> 00:52:04,505 Morning, Tom. 1136 00:52:04,589 --> 00:52:07,422 -Sausage? -No, thank you. 1137 00:52:07,505 --> 00:52:11,005 -I'll eat your sausage, Tom. -I'm sure you will, Cyd. 1138 00:52:15,297 --> 00:52:16,589 What you were expecting? 1139 00:52:17,963 --> 00:52:19,047 Not really. 1140 00:52:20,339 --> 00:52:22,380 He said he offered you your job back. 1141 00:52:22,881 --> 00:52:23,881 Yeah. 1142 00:52:24,714 --> 00:52:25,839 I'm considering. 1143 00:52:26,422 --> 00:52:27,881 Why? 1144 00:52:27,963 --> 00:52:31,547 I need money to pay someone to kill a guy in Palermo. 1145 00:52:33,672 --> 00:52:37,589 Baby needs shoes, moth to a flame... 1146 00:52:39,963 --> 00:52:42,380 (SIGHS) I don't know. 1147 00:52:47,047 --> 00:52:48,047 Hey. 1148 00:52:49,881 --> 00:52:51,464 Hey. 1149 00:52:51,547 --> 00:52:54,505 Morning, morning. Morning. 1150 00:53:00,130 --> 00:53:02,297 -Coffee? -Nah. The usual. 1151 00:53:05,589 --> 00:53:07,088 (SIGHS) 1152 00:53:09,631 --> 00:53:11,881 Come, join me. 1153 00:53:19,088 --> 00:53:25,672 I'm, uh, sorry if last night got a little bit fruity. 1154 00:53:25,756 --> 00:53:28,297 (CHUCKLES) But, you know... 1155 00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:31,714 jet-lag, meds, horseplay, right? Right? 1156 00:53:31,797 --> 00:53:33,088 The jet-lag... 1157 00:53:33,172 --> 00:53:34,714 Mm-hmm. I get the same way. 1158 00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:40,631 I just heard who Michelle Pantsil talked to. 1159 00:53:41,672 --> 00:53:43,297 It was Mo. 1160 00:53:44,589 --> 00:53:45,881 Piece of shit! 1161 00:53:45,963 --> 00:53:49,672 I also talked to Maria. Mo passed away last night. 1162 00:53:52,380 --> 00:53:53,464 What? 1163 00:53:56,130 --> 00:53:57,297 Mo now? 1164 00:53:59,797 --> 00:54:00,797 Jesus. 1165 00:54:01,797 --> 00:54:02,797 Uh... 1166 00:54:03,963 --> 00:54:06,797 Give Maria my, um... 1167 00:54:08,464 --> 00:54:11,547 uh, condolences. I... 1168 00:54:11,631 --> 00:54:16,672 I-- In fact, send Sam over. Let's crack his email. 1169 00:54:16,756 --> 00:54:19,339 I want to know what the fuck he's been saying. 1170 00:54:23,047 --> 00:54:24,130 Mo, hmm. 1171 00:54:26,547 --> 00:54:28,922 -(CLEARS THROAT) Hey, Greg. -Hey, Tom. 1172 00:54:29,005 --> 00:54:31,963 (LOGAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 1173 00:54:36,047 --> 00:54:37,172 (WHISPERING) Thanks, man. 1174 00:54:43,839 --> 00:54:47,172 ROMAN: No-- Uh, thank you. I can do that. Thanks. 1175 00:54:47,255 --> 00:54:49,088 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 1176 00:54:49,172 --> 00:54:51,756 -Um... -They-- They're waiting for you. 1177 00:54:51,839 --> 00:54:54,797 -ROMAN: So? -So, hurry up. 1178 00:54:55,839 --> 00:54:59,589 So Frank's my fucking babysitter again. 1179 00:54:59,672 --> 00:55:01,631 (GERRI LAUGHS) 1180 00:55:01,714 --> 00:55:06,797 Dad is killing me. He's cutting my fucking balls off. 1181 00:55:06,881 --> 00:55:08,213 I can't do my buttons. 1182 00:55:09,339 --> 00:55:11,380 Are they fucking made of soap? 1183 00:55:12,631 --> 00:55:13,714 Come here. 1184 00:55:18,464 --> 00:55:20,464 You know, if I were capable of any sudden movement, 1185 00:55:20,547 --> 00:55:22,922 I would totally pounce on you right now. 1186 00:55:23,922 --> 00:55:26,088 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 1187 00:55:26,172 --> 00:55:27,547 I actually hear that a lot. 1188 00:55:27,631 --> 00:55:29,714 Usually from men in their nineties. 1189 00:55:29,797 --> 00:55:32,047 You have to do that one. (CLEARS THROAT) 1190 00:55:32,963 --> 00:55:34,505 How are you doing? 1191 00:55:35,963 --> 00:55:37,047 Terrible. 1192 00:55:38,005 --> 00:55:40,797 Pretty... awful. 1193 00:55:40,881 --> 00:55:42,047 GERRI: Mm-hmm. 1194 00:55:43,797 --> 00:55:45,963 I'm blaming Tabitha, by the way. 1195 00:55:46,047 --> 00:55:47,714 It was her idea. 1196 00:55:47,797 --> 00:55:49,756 Next time you need business advice, 1197 00:55:49,839 --> 00:55:52,213 ask someone who knows what they're talking about. 1198 00:55:53,339 --> 00:55:56,255 -What, you? -Yeah. Like me. 1199 00:55:56,339 --> 00:56:00,672 Okay. Well, how do I get him to take me seriously? 1200 00:56:00,756 --> 00:56:02,881 Grow a moustache and read the Journal? 1201 00:56:02,963 --> 00:56:04,088 I'll fuckin' do it. 1202 00:56:06,255 --> 00:56:08,213 Okay, Roman, if you wanna know... 1203 00:56:08,297 --> 00:56:09,672 Mm-hmm. 1204 00:56:09,756 --> 00:56:12,756 ...do the management training program, ground floor. 1205 00:56:12,839 --> 00:56:14,464 Work at a slaughterhouse. 1206 00:56:14,547 --> 00:56:17,339 Learn the price of a gallon of milk. 1207 00:56:17,422 --> 00:56:20,172 What the fuck is his obsession with milk? 1208 00:56:20,255 --> 00:56:23,380 You know who drinks milk? Kittens and perverts. 1209 00:56:26,005 --> 00:56:27,380 FRANK: Hey, Logan. 1210 00:56:27,464 --> 00:56:30,047 Pierce's CEO, Rhea Jarrell, 1211 00:56:30,130 --> 00:56:32,756 emailed saying she heard about your approach. 1212 00:56:32,839 --> 00:56:34,464 She can help us. 1213 00:56:34,547 --> 00:56:38,422 So... can you bring me her head on a platter? 1214 00:56:38,505 --> 00:56:39,797 I can bring you her head 1215 00:56:39,881 --> 00:56:41,422 attached to the rest of her body. 1216 00:56:41,505 --> 00:56:42,631 Good. 1217 00:56:42,714 --> 00:56:43,839 Even better. 1218 00:56:44,963 --> 00:56:46,339 KENDALL: Good work, Frank. 1219 00:56:48,631 --> 00:56:49,631 Great. 1220 00:56:57,005 --> 00:56:58,088 SHIV: Hey. 1221 00:57:03,797 --> 00:57:05,088 How was it? 1222 00:57:07,005 --> 00:57:09,422 It was pretty, uh... 1223 00:57:09,505 --> 00:57:12,547 -pretty tough... actually, yeah. -Yeah? 1224 00:57:12,631 --> 00:57:13,756 Anybody fill you in? 1225 00:57:13,839 --> 00:57:16,797 Uh, no. Wh-- What happened? 1226 00:57:16,881 --> 00:57:21,963 Um, your dad was a little peppery. 1227 00:57:22,963 --> 00:57:25,631 Oh. I'm sorry, Tom. 1228 00:57:25,714 --> 00:57:29,797 Maybe it wasn't totally great what you sent me to do. 1229 00:57:29,881 --> 00:57:33,422 Which is kind of the opposite of what I wanted to do. 1230 00:57:33,505 --> 00:57:35,631 Uh-huh. Yeah. 1231 00:57:35,714 --> 00:57:37,130 I mean... 1232 00:57:37,213 --> 00:57:40,756 -we're a team, right? -Yeah. 1233 00:57:40,839 --> 00:57:42,922 But I-- I don't wanna be a dick, 1234 00:57:43,005 --> 00:57:45,756 but maybe I should have a bit more input 1235 00:57:45,839 --> 00:57:47,213 into team tactics. 1236 00:57:48,797 --> 00:57:50,422 Yeah. Sure. Of course. 1237 00:57:54,672 --> 00:57:55,714 Thanks. 1238 00:57:57,589 --> 00:57:59,797 So, how was your weekend? 1239 00:57:59,881 --> 00:58:02,922 -SHIV: Me? -Yeah. Anything to report? 1240 00:58:03,005 --> 00:58:04,172 Uh... 1241 00:58:06,505 --> 00:58:07,756 Yeah. Okay. 1242 00:58:10,839 --> 00:58:12,255 Do you want to know? 1243 00:58:14,922 --> 00:58:16,005 Oh. 1244 00:58:17,339 --> 00:58:20,672 I don't... maybe later. 1245 00:58:27,130 --> 00:58:28,213 Come here. 1246 00:58:32,589 --> 00:58:33,714 (BOTH KISSING) 1247 00:58:40,047 --> 00:58:42,047 (PHONE VIBRATING) 1248 00:58:47,047 --> 00:58:48,589 Hey, Dad. 1249 00:58:50,130 --> 00:58:51,589 LOGAN: Hello, Pinkie. 1250 00:58:51,672 --> 00:58:53,589 Sorry I missed your call. 1251 00:58:53,672 --> 00:58:55,547 Had a lot to deal with. 1252 00:58:55,631 --> 00:58:58,005 Termites in the woodwork. Insurgents. 1253 00:58:58,088 --> 00:58:59,380 Oh, yeah? 1254 00:58:59,464 --> 00:59:00,881 Coming from where? 1255 00:59:00,963 --> 00:59:04,297 Oh, front row, cheap seats, every-fucking-where. 1256 00:59:04,380 --> 00:59:05,464 SHIV: Not from me. 1257 00:59:07,088 --> 00:59:09,130 What are you doing at the moment? 1258 00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:11,881 -I'm free. -LOGAN: We'll set a date. 1259 00:59:11,963 --> 00:59:13,505 It's time to bring you in. 1260 00:59:25,422 --> 00:59:27,589 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1261 01:00:37,088 --> 01:00:38,631 SHIV ROY: Dad's in a secret meeting, 1262 01:00:38,839 --> 01:00:40,714 and I'm in here with a coloring book. 1263 01:00:41,088 --> 01:00:42,547 What's going on, Gerri? 1264 01:00:43,088 --> 01:00:44,213 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1265 01:00:44,297 --> 01:00:45,339 LOGAN ROY: I want Pierce, 1266 01:00:45,422 --> 01:00:47,130 but it only works if we meet fast. 1267 01:00:47,213 --> 01:00:48,464 KENDALL ROY: Rhea, she's coming. 1268 01:00:48,547 --> 01:00:50,339 The family trusts her, you get her on board, 1269 01:00:50,547 --> 01:00:51,339 that's huge. 1270 01:00:51,714 --> 01:00:54,839 On behalf of the Pierce family, I have a message. 1271 01:00:55,631 --> 01:00:56,589 What's that? 1272 01:00:56,672 --> 01:00:58,422 -What, what? -Sir, please follow me, yeah. 1273 01:00:58,505 --> 01:00:59,464 Excuse me, excuse me. 1274 01:00:59,547 --> 01:01:01,714 Wait, where's Kendall, is he safe? 1275 01:01:04,213 --> 01:01:05,881 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1276 01:01:07,922 --> 01:01:09,339 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1277 01:01:09,422 --> 01:01:12,172 LOGAN ROY: Ah! Bon Dieu! 1278 01:01:12,547 --> 01:01:15,213 Nice, right? Good for the morale. 1279 01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:17,005 How's your morale? 1280 01:01:17,255 --> 01:01:18,339 ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 1281 01:01:18,422 --> 01:01:20,088 -Great. -LOGAN: Good. 1282 01:01:21,756 --> 01:01:22,963 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 1283 01:01:23,213 --> 01:01:26,339 JESSE ARMSTRONG: In 203, they go on a hunting trip to Hungary. 1284 01:01:26,422 --> 01:01:27,672 The centerpiece of the episode 1285 01:01:27,756 --> 01:01:30,297 is this sort of nightmarish dinner 1286 01:01:30,547 --> 01:01:31,672 that Logan hosts. 1287 01:01:31,756 --> 01:01:32,881 LOGAN: To our top team. 1288 01:01:33,088 --> 01:01:36,589 ARMSTRONG: I was lit-inspired by reading about Stalin 1289 01:01:36,756 --> 01:01:40,464 would have these long dinner drinking parties 1290 01:01:40,714 --> 01:01:42,797 where sometimes, he would drink water 1291 01:01:42,881 --> 01:01:45,339 and get his commissars and marshals 1292 01:01:45,422 --> 01:01:46,963 to drink alcohol and then, 1293 01:01:47,047 --> 01:01:49,213 he'd use their indiscretions against them later. 1294 01:01:49,297 --> 01:01:50,797 -(TABLE GUESTS CLAMOR) -Come on, everyone! 1295 01:01:50,881 --> 01:01:54,047 We're supposed to be having a nice time. Drink! 1296 01:01:54,255 --> 01:01:56,963 It had a flavor of those dinner parties 1297 01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:58,714 and the humiliations he'd mete out. 1298 01:01:59,088 --> 01:02:00,714 -Tom! -Yes? 1299 01:02:00,797 --> 01:02:01,797 Sit on the floor! 1300 01:02:01,963 --> 01:02:03,213 -Seriously? -Yeah, it's a game. 1301 01:02:03,297 --> 01:02:05,631 -Boar on the floor. -I really-- I feel-- 1302 01:02:05,839 --> 01:02:06,881 LOGAN: Get down! 1303 01:02:07,172 --> 01:02:10,797 The actual boar on the floor just came from thinking about 1304 01:02:11,172 --> 01:02:13,380 the context they were in and the sort of thing 1305 01:02:13,464 --> 01:02:14,505 that might occur to him. 1306 01:02:14,589 --> 01:02:16,589 Oink for your sausages, piggy. Oink, oink! 1307 01:02:16,672 --> 01:02:20,881 That feeling of a powerful man unhinged. 1308 01:02:21,213 --> 01:02:23,172 Who spoke to Pencil? 1309 01:02:23,505 --> 01:02:26,297 Tom and Greg, a crucial moment when Tom, 1310 01:02:26,380 --> 01:02:29,963 he maybe could get some money in the bank 1311 01:02:30,047 --> 01:02:31,963 by selling him out, doesn't. 1312 01:02:32,047 --> 01:02:35,963 LOGAN: Hey! Crawl in a circle and close your eyes. 1313 01:02:36,130 --> 01:02:37,380 -Greg, oink! -(OINKING) 1314 01:02:37,464 --> 01:02:39,631 I don't think it's definitive that it hasn't-- 1315 01:02:39,714 --> 01:02:42,547 Tom hasn't changed into a good guy. 1316 01:02:42,631 --> 01:02:43,631 It just seemed to us, 1317 01:02:43,714 --> 01:02:45,339 true people have different sides to them, 1318 01:02:45,422 --> 01:02:49,422 and Tom, for whatever reason, had enough regard for Greg 1319 01:02:49,505 --> 01:02:51,797 that he-- he didn't want to do it in that moment. 1320 01:02:52,631 --> 01:02:54,672 -How was it? -It was pretty, uh... 1321 01:02:56,005 --> 01:02:57,005 pretty tough. 1322 01:02:57,464 --> 01:02:59,130 Shiv and Tom, it's complicated. 1323 01:02:59,213 --> 01:03:00,297 How was your weekend? 1324 01:03:00,380 --> 01:03:02,589 -SHIV ROY: Me? -Y-- yeah. Anything to report? 1325 01:03:02,672 --> 01:03:04,339 Uh... yeah. 1326 01:03:04,797 --> 01:03:06,922 He found out on his wedding night 1327 01:03:07,005 --> 01:03:08,756 that she wasn't really super keen 1328 01:03:08,839 --> 01:03:11,756 on a monogamous relationship and that was tough. 1329 01:03:12,005 --> 01:03:14,422 -Do you wanna know? -Maybe later. 1330 01:03:14,505 --> 01:03:16,213 ARMSTRONG: There is a bond in that relationship, 1331 01:03:16,297 --> 01:03:19,464 I think, of like sexual connection 1332 01:03:19,547 --> 01:03:22,130 and intellectual-- and they have a bunch 1333 01:03:22,213 --> 01:03:24,047 of different ways that they do connect. 1334 01:03:24,213 --> 01:03:26,756 And so, it's not a dead relationship, 1335 01:03:26,963 --> 01:03:28,631 even if it's a quite troubled one. 1336 01:03:28,714 --> 01:03:30,255 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪