1 00:00:05,792 --> 00:00:06,583 GIL EAVIS: Mr. Logan Roy... 2 00:00:06,667 --> 00:00:08,750 What did you know about wrongdoing 3 00:00:08,833 --> 00:00:11,333 in your cruise division by means of the keeping 4 00:00:11,416 --> 00:00:12,416 of shadow logs? 5 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:15,875 I believe my son was across that operation. 6 00:00:16,833 --> 00:00:19,958 It seems that a number of documents were signed out 7 00:00:20,041 --> 00:00:21,625 by a Gregory Hirsch. 8 00:00:21,708 --> 00:00:24,333 Is that someone known to you, Mr. Wambsgans? 9 00:00:24,416 --> 00:00:25,333 Uh, no, no, sorry. 10 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:26,917 -No? -No, Tom? 11 00:00:27,416 --> 00:00:30,750 I need you to chase down the Sovereign Wealth money. 12 00:00:30,833 --> 00:00:32,500 You guys have the muscle to take us private? 13 00:00:32,583 --> 00:00:33,375 Yes. 14 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:34,833 Could you come to Turkey? Pitch to me? 15 00:00:34,917 --> 00:00:36,708 Are these terrorists? And, um, 16 00:00:36,792 --> 00:00:38,541 where's my fucking security guy? Where's Dave? 17 00:00:39,041 --> 00:00:40,708 You're the target of another bid. 18 00:00:40,792 --> 00:00:41,792 Isn't that a problem? 19 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,667 Not to make this all about us, 20 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:46,708 but are they going to shoot us at any point? 21 00:00:47,458 --> 00:00:50,124 You told me nothing about you stepping aside. 22 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:51,750 You broke something here. 23 00:00:51,958 --> 00:00:53,625 They have someone else for a victim. 24 00:00:53,708 --> 00:00:54,999 Could we find out what she wants? 25 00:00:55,625 --> 00:00:56,833 I'm not going in. 26 00:00:56,917 --> 00:00:58,875 I'm out. I don't want to be part of this. 27 00:00:59,249 --> 00:01:00,291 You think we're through? 28 00:01:00,541 --> 00:01:03,917 Not with the shareholders. Time for a blood sacrifice. 29 00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:14,249 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 30 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:17,458 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 31 00:01:32,667 --> 00:01:33,792 (GAVEL BANGS) 32 00:01:36,917 --> 00:01:38,458 SENATOR: Mr. Hirsch, please rise. 33 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:41,583 Raise your right hand. 34 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:42,917 Do you swear that the testimony 35 00:01:42,999 --> 00:01:44,708 you're about to give this committee 36 00:01:44,792 --> 00:01:46,249 is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, 37 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:47,249 so help you God? 38 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:48,792 -I do. -Please take a seat. 39 00:01:49,792 --> 00:01:51,750 Senator Eavis, it's your time. 40 00:01:51,833 --> 00:01:54,583 Gregory Hirsch, executive assistant 41 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:56,625 to Tom Wambsgans, correct? 42 00:01:56,708 --> 00:01:57,958 GREG HIRSCH: Yes. 43 00:01:58,041 --> 00:02:00,333 (CLEARS THROAT) Yes, if it is to be said. 44 00:02:01,041 --> 00:02:02,541 I'm sorry? 45 00:02:02,625 --> 00:02:06,375 Uh... If it is to be said, so it be-- so it is. 46 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:09,083 Are you all right? 47 00:02:09,166 --> 00:02:10,792 Uh... Yes. 48 00:02:10,875 --> 00:02:14,875 Uh... I merely wish to answer in the affirmative fashion. 49 00:02:14,958 --> 00:02:16,541 GIL EAVIS: You can speak to us normally. 50 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:19,583 Okay, no-- Thank you, sir. Uh... 51 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:21,416 Uh... So I shall. 52 00:02:24,917 --> 00:02:27,208 GREG: (ON DEVICE) ...be better than anyone else, 53 00:02:27,291 --> 00:02:29,875 uh, if I may be so bold as to declare. 54 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:31,958 -EAVIS: Really? -GREG: No, absolutely... 55 00:02:32,041 --> 00:02:34,500 So, what do you think? 56 00:02:36,041 --> 00:02:37,249 HUGO BAKER: Me? 57 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:41,833 If you added Karolina... 58 00:02:41,917 --> 00:02:45,625 that's a decent bundle of leadership meat 59 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:46,958 to feed the sharks. 60 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:49,500 Slippery cunt. 61 00:02:49,583 --> 00:02:51,583 Knife your boss? 62 00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:53,750 You're a nasty bastard, aren't you? 63 00:02:54,917 --> 00:02:56,458 Hey, you asked, Logan. 64 00:03:00,375 --> 00:03:01,583 Is he safe? 65 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:04,958 Who? 66 00:03:05,917 --> 00:03:07,875 Roman. 67 00:03:07,958 --> 00:03:10,999 We got him a doctor, a shrink, fresh clothes, we-- 68 00:03:11,083 --> 00:03:13,416 -we got him everything he needs. -(PHONE VIBRATES) 69 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:16,875 (SIGHS) Oh, what? Oh, no. No. 70 00:03:16,958 --> 00:03:19,541 How's he fucking calling me direct now? 71 00:03:20,875 --> 00:03:22,458 -Sorry. -I got his fucking message! 72 00:03:22,541 --> 00:03:24,541 -No. -I know. I-- (STUTTERS) 73 00:03:25,958 --> 00:03:27,375 (LOGAN GRUNTS) 74 00:03:29,416 --> 00:03:31,708 Good to connect, Phillipe. No, you stay. 75 00:03:31,792 --> 00:03:33,875 PHILLIPE LAYTON: (OVER PHONE) I'm really sorry to bother you. 76 00:03:33,958 --> 00:03:37,667 Oh... I've always got time for my big shareholders. 77 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:40,708 I'm on my way to see Datu in Venice. 78 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:43,375 He's very supportive. Very bullish. 79 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:45,124 PHILLIPE: Uh-huh. That's great. 80 00:03:45,208 --> 00:03:48,792 But I just wanted to check in, because here's our position, 81 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:51,249 and I'm gonna summarize. 82 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:54,333 But obviously, no shareholder ordinarily would back 83 00:03:54,416 --> 00:03:57,249 a CEO facing the press you're getting, 84 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:59,208 not to mention the litigation. 85 00:03:59,291 --> 00:04:03,625 Well, of course, these aren't... (CHUCKLES) normal circumstances. 86 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:06,999 Uh... I'm a tough bastard, but I invest. 87 00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:09,458 I mean, you can't just flog the fucking donkey 88 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:12,500 for a few more laps and then let it die. 89 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:15,750 Yes... we've hit a squall... 90 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:17,541 but it's over... 91 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,958 I'm coming through... 92 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:21,999 and I hope you're joining the party. 93 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:25,208 Great, but here's the thing, 94 00:04:25,291 --> 00:04:27,625 and this is strictly between us, 95 00:04:27,708 --> 00:04:31,249 but we need some cover, you know? 96 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:32,750 The cruise stuff, 97 00:04:32,833 --> 00:04:35,041 congressional hearings, this kid today. 98 00:04:35,124 --> 00:04:38,083 Now, I want to vote your ticket on the fundamentals. 99 00:04:38,166 --> 00:04:40,291 I just need something to show you get it. 100 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:43,375 Mm-hm. Yeah, well, I gotta process. Uh... 101 00:04:43,458 --> 00:04:45,166 you need a name? 102 00:04:45,249 --> 00:04:47,833 Uh... Gerri? Karl? Frank? 103 00:04:49,541 --> 00:04:52,041 Look, this is a hard call to make, Logan, 104 00:04:52,124 --> 00:04:56,458 but honestly, this thing feels so toxic... 105 00:04:56,541 --> 00:04:59,124 I've been taking soundings and we... 106 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:01,583 we feel that probably it should be you. 107 00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:05,583 Uh-huh. 108 00:05:05,667 --> 00:05:09,249 So, yeah. That's why I thought I should be in touch. 109 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:11,208 Yeah. Right. 110 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:13,999 Well, let me think on that. 111 00:05:14,999 --> 00:05:16,375 Let me think on that. 112 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,999 Thanks, Logan. 113 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:21,583 Not an easy call. Not an easy one. 114 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:24,291 No. No, no, no. Sure, sure. Yeah. 115 00:05:24,375 --> 00:05:25,625 Let me think. 116 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:27,416 -Bye. -(PHONE PINGS) 117 00:05:30,792 --> 00:05:34,583 I tell you what. Greg might be talking himself onto your list. 118 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:39,416 Want a coffee? 119 00:05:40,583 --> 00:05:42,625 I... I wanna... 120 00:05:43,917 --> 00:05:44,958 (SIGHS) 121 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:54,041 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 122 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:24,500 ♪ (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 123 00:07:50,999 --> 00:07:52,375 CONNOR ROY: You okay? 124 00:07:52,458 --> 00:07:54,208 WILLA: Guess I just felt a little bit weird, you know, 125 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:55,458 leaving it all. 126 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:56,917 Ah, it's perfect. 127 00:07:56,999 --> 00:07:59,208 Leave after opening night. Return in triumph. 128 00:07:59,291 --> 00:08:01,375 Yeah, I don't need to see the reviews, 129 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:02,917 you know, I don't care. 130 00:08:02,999 --> 00:08:05,375 Exactly. The play's brilliant. Who cares what some... 131 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:07,875 old white dude from The New York Times says? 132 00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:09,291 Shoes off, baby. 133 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:12,333 I mean, they might like it. They might love it. 134 00:08:12,416 --> 00:08:13,875 CONNOR: Yeah. 135 00:08:13,958 --> 00:08:15,416 Maybe we can read the reviews in like a week or two. 136 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:16,958 Sure. I mean, obviously, I have to read them 137 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:18,792 after Michelle sends the roundup. 138 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:20,416 Because? 139 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,458 Because I'll have to find out if I'm financially ruined. 140 00:08:23,541 --> 00:08:25,833 -SHIV ROY: I'll go. -Hey! 141 00:08:25,917 --> 00:08:27,166 -First aboard. -Hey. 142 00:08:27,249 --> 00:08:28,667 CONNOR: Early worm catches the best cabin. 143 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,333 -WILLA: Hi! -Port out. Starboard home. 144 00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:32,166 Welcome to our city on the water. 145 00:08:32,249 --> 00:08:33,583 -(TOM CLEARS THROAT) -It's like Venice, 146 00:08:33,667 --> 00:08:35,458 -but it smells nice. -SHIV: Thank you. 147 00:08:35,541 --> 00:08:37,083 Thank you very much. Looks delicious. 148 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:39,667 Hey. Is that her? 149 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:42,458 -No, stop asking. I'll tell you. -Okay. 150 00:08:42,541 --> 00:08:44,416 -You excited? -(CHUCKLES) Yeah-- Yeah! 151 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:45,999 I am-- no, uh-huh. Yeah. 152 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:49,291 Is this person-- Is she still definitely into it? 153 00:08:49,375 --> 00:08:51,291 Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, she's all primed. 154 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:52,667 -Okay. -Yeah, we Facetimed. 155 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:54,667 -She's lovely. -Okay. (CHUCKLES) 156 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:56,667 'Cause you seem a little... 157 00:08:56,750 --> 00:09:02,708 No! No, it's great. It's great. It's-- It's the dream. I mean... 158 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,708 It is. Threesome. It's amazing. 159 00:09:05,792 --> 00:09:09,083 -Ew! Is this Marcia's refit? -SHIV: Wow. Yeah. 160 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:11,875 It's like her version of cutting up his ties. 161 00:09:11,958 --> 00:09:14,625 No, because I want you to see the benefits of the arrangement. 162 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:16,833 No! Yes, thank you! Thank you. 163 00:09:16,917 --> 00:09:18,416 And it's really, really exciting. 164 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:20,792 It's, uh-- But do you not think that with the-- 165 00:09:20,875 --> 00:09:22,166 with the family... 166 00:09:22,249 --> 00:09:24,500 all around, it might be a little-- 167 00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:26,458 I mean, why are we here? What is this? 168 00:09:26,541 --> 00:09:29,833 Well, idea was a family mini break. 169 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:33,458 Post-Congress, pre-shareholder meet. You know. 170 00:09:33,541 --> 00:09:36,625 Like, close family, and inflatables, and mimosas, 171 00:09:36,708 --> 00:09:38,917 and the CFO, and the general counsel. 172 00:09:38,999 --> 00:09:40,708 Yeah, you know, vacation's not a vacation 173 00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:42,291 without the chief financial officer. 174 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:43,792 Yeah. 175 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,999 GREG: Like, I just keep thinking about things I wish I said 176 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:47,458 to the senators. Like, I almost wish 177 00:09:47,541 --> 00:09:50,041 I just started out with, like, "No woman, no cry." 178 00:09:50,124 --> 00:09:52,166 Like, what if I said, "No woman, no cry" 179 00:09:52,249 --> 00:09:53,583 -to every single question? -Right. 180 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:56,208 Or, like, "I volunteer as tribute." 181 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,249 KENDALL ROY: What do you think? You like it? 182 00:09:58,333 --> 00:09:59,500 Uh-huh. 183 00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:02,375 "Uh-huh"? 184 00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:03,583 -No, it's-- -Just "Uh-huh"? 185 00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:04,917 No, n-- No, it's nice. 186 00:10:04,999 --> 00:10:06,416 I feel like it's a little more than "Uh-huh." 187 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,792 You-- You have, uh, reservations? 188 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:12,917 No, du-- No, it's great-- I mean, it's a very nice ship. 189 00:10:12,999 --> 00:10:15,375 It's definitely a big ship. Um... 190 00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:17,416 All right, well, Marcia had it refitted 191 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,333 so you gotta take your shoes off. 192 00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:22,416 Shoes off? Uh... I might not. 193 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:26,917 Oh. No. That's the one rule on these things, man. 194 00:10:26,999 --> 00:10:29,041 Teak deck, no shoes. 195 00:10:29,124 --> 00:10:30,917 Uh... What if-- What if your toenails 196 00:10:30,999 --> 00:10:33,958 are not all that aesthetically pleasing? 197 00:10:34,041 --> 00:10:36,291 Sails out, nails out, bro. 198 00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:38,583 ♪ (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 199 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:54,541 -(CONNOR LAUGHS) -WILLA: Hmm? 200 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,625 Hey, uh, apparently-- Have you heard this? 201 00:10:56,708 --> 00:10:59,208 -What? -I'm a GIF now! 202 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:02,249 (LAUGHS) One of the Conheads sent it in. 203 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,249 -I'm a meme. -You're a meme? 204 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:07,458 Yeah. I got memed. Ha! 205 00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:08,667 (CONNOR LAUGHS) 206 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:11,375 Oh, the Conheads are loving this. 207 00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:15,041 You know, this is really all very, very positive. 208 00:11:15,124 --> 00:11:16,625 -(TABLET PINGS) -Whoa! 209 00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:19,833 -Okay. Mother lode. -What? 210 00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:22,083 Full bundle just came in from PR Michelle. 211 00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,124 Oh, God, I can't bear it. Okay, go ahead. 212 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:27,208 I'll just look at your face and I'll get them that way. 213 00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:29,416 -CONNOR: Yeah? -Yeah. 214 00:11:37,541 --> 00:11:38,667 (SCOFFS) 215 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:41,249 Is that goodie? Did you read a goodie? (SQUEALS) 216 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,750 (WILLA LAUGHS) 217 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:48,583 Oh, fuck it! Just tell me. Come on. How are they? 218 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,208 Uh... A mixture. 219 00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:53,875 Okay, well, read me one. Read me one good one. 220 00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:55,458 -Okay. Okay. -Right. 221 00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:03,583 Well, what did The Times say? 222 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:05,708 Oh, baby, you know what? Let's just have a good time, 223 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,500 and then, you know, when we're ready for a laugh-- 224 00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:09,500 -Come on, let me take a look. -You know, why don't we just-- 225 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:12,124 Just give me... the thing. Just stop. 226 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:16,541 -Where-- Where is it? -It's-- No. Here. 227 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:18,583 Just-- Just ignore the headline, okay? 228 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:20,667 -Disregard that because-- -(YELLS) 229 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:21,958 (SPLASHES) 230 00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:34,833 (ALL CHEERING) 231 00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:38,458 SHIV: Here they are, the heroes of Asia. Asia Minor! 232 00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:39,750 (SHIV LAUGHS) 233 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,708 The lions of Turkey! 234 00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:43,249 ROMAN ROY: Roar. Hi. 235 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:44,792 -Good to see you, man. -KENDALL: You look like shit. 236 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,375 -Welcome back, man. -ROMAN: Yup. 237 00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:48,249 FRANK: Back like Odysseus. Did you ride out on sheep? 238 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:49,958 SHIV: Yeah, I heard you took down an army alone, bro. 239 00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:51,750 GERRI KELLMAN: That would have been really traumatizing 240 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,166 if you weren't already so fucked up. 241 00:12:53,249 --> 00:12:54,500 KENDALL: Who'd you suck off to get out? 242 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:55,917 You were staying at a Four Seasons, right? 243 00:12:55,999 --> 00:12:57,083 So how did you escape? Did you-- 244 00:12:57,166 --> 00:12:58,291 Did you, like, build a glider 245 00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:00,124 -out of a Caesar salad? -(LAUGHTER) 246 00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:03,124 Uh... You know what? Uh... It was actually fucking scary, 247 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:06,416 and we thought that they might kill us, but yeah. 248 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,999 (MOCKING GIBBERISH) "Caesar salad." 249 00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:12,166 -Sorry, dude. Seriously. -No, it's all right. 250 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,583 Uh... Yeah, yeah. You know, they raped me a little, 251 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:15,875 but I'm no hero. 252 00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:17,833 Parentheses, I'm an incredible hero. 253 00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:19,416 -Sorry, bro. -Yeah. It's fine-- 254 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,958 It's fine. I'm... tired, or whatever. It was funny. 255 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:24,750 Karl almost shat in a bucket, and I have it on my phone, 256 00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:26,625 so we will fully humiliate him later. 257 00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:29,124 Oh, good. Yeah, excellent. Yeah, do that. That's, uh... 258 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,416 -That'll be great. -I will tell you one thing. 259 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,458 I could use one of those fucking cold beers. 260 00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:34,792 -SHIV: Yeah. -CONNOR: Okay. 261 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,500 So, how'd it all go, business wise? 262 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:37,917 -Or did that get forgotten? -GREG: Oh, y-- 263 00:13:37,999 --> 00:13:39,875 Uh... We can't say too much about that. 264 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:41,875 Oh! Okay, promising. 265 00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:44,458 Well, it's confidential, but the kid did good. 266 00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:46,625 -CONNOR: Hey. That's fantastic. -TOM: Okie-doke. 267 00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:48,208 -CONNOR: Hey. -TOM: Nice. 268 00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:51,249 -Yeah. Thanks. Thank you. -KENDALL: Glad you're okay. 269 00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:54,708 ♪ (SOMBER ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 270 00:14:03,999 --> 00:14:05,750 KENDALL: Rome, how you doin', buddy? 271 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:08,041 -You good? -Swell. 272 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,083 So, go on. You haven't told me yet. How was DC? 273 00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,166 KENDALL: What, uh, the hearings? 274 00:14:15,249 --> 00:14:16,291 Mm-hm. 275 00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:20,500 Uh... Yeah. Pretty fucking real. 276 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:23,750 Yeah. I watched. You did good. 277 00:14:26,041 --> 00:14:28,541 Okay. What? 278 00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:33,083 Go on. "F-- For a crack head... moron on crack." 279 00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:34,458 Mm... No. 280 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,333 No, you did okay. 281 00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:37,999 Yeah, Ken nailed it. 282 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:39,500 -KENDALL: Thanks. -ROMAN: Ken did great. 283 00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:42,375 It was Tom who farted in his shit. 284 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:45,583 You know, a lot of people are saying I was deadcatting. 285 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:46,833 They saying that? Really? 286 00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,083 "Deadcat." You never heard of that? 287 00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:50,041 -ROMAN: No. -Well... 288 00:14:50,124 --> 00:14:51,875 Dead cat on the table. 289 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,208 Suddenly, everyone's looking at the dead cat, 290 00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:56,208 and not talking-- talking about your dad. 291 00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:57,708 Right. No, no, you drew-- 292 00:14:57,792 --> 00:15:00,541 -you drew the fire. Yeah. -Thank you. 293 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:03,083 ROMAN: So, what's the thinking? Rhea's out, right? 294 00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:05,083 Uh-huh. Rhea's out. 295 00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:07,999 Melted. But she's agreed to not say anything publicly 296 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:10,792 until after the shareholder meeting, so... 297 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:14,208 ROMAN: Okay, so, then instead of Rhea... 298 00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,833 whose big, hairy foot's gonna fit in the glass slipper? 299 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,500 Washington Ken? 300 00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,875 Me? Uh... No. Nope. 301 00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:24,583 I mean, Rome. 302 00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:28,124 -If you brought the goose home. -ROMAN: (SIGHS) Maybe. 303 00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:31,083 KENDALL: Could be anybody. I mean, why is Greg here? 304 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,541 ROMAN: I always ask that question. 305 00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:36,833 Hey, Greg. You ready to step up? 306 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:39,458 Uh... It's a fungus, they think. 307 00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:40,583 Benign fungus. 308 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,333 Great title for your memoir. 309 00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:45,041 -What's that? -TOM: A Benign Fungus. 310 00:15:47,249 --> 00:15:48,458 That her? 311 00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:50,333 -Yeah. -Yes? 312 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,208 GREG: She's grossed out a little. 313 00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,083 ROMAN: I did think... 314 00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,708 when I thought, you know, they were gonna... 315 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,166 vacuum out my innards 316 00:16:00,249 --> 00:16:02,500 and fill me with concrete or something... 317 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,750 Look, if we come through this... 318 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,583 is there a thing where we like... 319 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:11,833 talk to each other about stuff... 320 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,541 normally? 321 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:19,875 SHIV: (IN SILLY VOICE) You wanna talk to each other normally? 322 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:23,083 -Okay. -(LAUGHTER) 323 00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:26,625 -(IN SILLY VOICE) You mean... talk about the big shit? -ROMAN: Okay. 324 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,500 SHIV: Yeah, we can talk about the big shit. 325 00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:30,416 We can talk about... 326 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,416 -our feelings. -(LAUGHTER) 327 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,124 How am I the mature one here? 328 00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:35,708 SHIV: We don't have any feelings, 329 00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:37,833 what are you talking about? (LAUGHS) 330 00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:39,792 -Who is this helping? -(HELICOPTER WHIRS) 331 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,166 (SHIV LAUGHS) 332 00:16:41,249 --> 00:16:44,958 Okay. Emotional gunship incoming. 333 00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:47,208 Yeah, send out the distress signal. 334 00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,875 We're under attack. 335 00:16:50,958 --> 00:16:54,541 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 336 00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:11,708 -CONNOR: Hey! Welcome. -SHIV: Hey, Dad! 337 00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:13,208 Hi! Hi, hi, hi. Hi. 338 00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:14,667 -Hey. Hey. -SHIV: Here he is. 339 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,875 Hey! (CHUCKLES) 340 00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:22,249 Roman. Laird. Karl. Business. 341 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:33,958 LOGAN: So... 342 00:17:34,041 --> 00:17:35,875 -are you okay? -ROMAN: Yeah. 343 00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:38,416 -I heard it got a bit tasty. -Nyeah. We're fine. 344 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,041 I've had worse experiences at hotels. 345 00:17:40,124 --> 00:17:41,541 I once stayed at a Marriott. 346 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,999 They look after you? I spoke to the White House. 347 00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:45,999 Yeah, they said they sent a warship, but I don't know, 348 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:47,416 I think it was already there. 349 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,249 Then the ambassador took us out for a shitty lunch 350 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:52,999 and someone from the agency gave us the ol' Merlot waterboard. 351 00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:56,333 So... on the money. 352 00:17:57,958 --> 00:17:59,583 What's the situation? 353 00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:02,208 -Well, the kid did great. -(ROMAN GROANS) 354 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:05,917 I think, Mr. Roy, you can take your firm private. 355 00:18:05,999 --> 00:18:07,667 -LOGAN: Yeah? -Yeah. 356 00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:10,416 Eduard and his father have titular responsibility 357 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,917 for the sovereign wealth, 358 00:18:11,999 --> 00:18:15,041 but the president's daughter's husband, Zeynal, 359 00:18:15,124 --> 00:18:16,291 is the key guy now, 360 00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,958 and Roman... (CHUCKLES) slam dunked it. 361 00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:23,166 Uh... Well, it was clear that Eduard was getting sidelined, 362 00:18:23,249 --> 00:18:25,416 and then Zeynal figured out who we were. 363 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,750 I thought we were gonna get taken for a fucking... 364 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,958 chainsaw massage, but... no. 365 00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:33,249 We got an hour, pitched hard, and yeah, they say they want in. 366 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,999 Too modest; he killed. 367 00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:37,208 You should put a gun to his head more often. (CHUCKLES) 368 00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:39,375 The Azeris say they can put in ten bil. 369 00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:41,041 Laird can put together the rest, 370 00:18:41,124 --> 00:18:43,375 and the exit horizon's like six years. 371 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,583 And you... like it, Jaime? 372 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,291 Yeah. Yeah, I like it. 373 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:50,917 I think they can move fast and, uh... 374 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,958 this sort of situation's all about relationships. 375 00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:57,124 LOGAN: Well, that's-- (LAUGHS) that's great. 376 00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:59,708 -That's fucking fantastic. -(LAIRD CHUCKLES) 377 00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:02,999 You can tell your spooked shareholders to go whistle. 378 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,833 ROMAN: Um... 379 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,416 I do have to say one thing, Dad. 380 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,583 Uh-huh. 381 00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,041 JAIME LAIRD: Uh... Roman, we're good. 382 00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,416 I mean... 383 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,917 I did have a good conversation with Zeynal, 384 00:19:16,999 --> 00:19:18,708 and he said, with his mouth, 385 00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:20,792 that he wanted in and that's all great. 386 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,583 But if this is really serious for us, 387 00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:26,124 I think I actually do have to say it feels like it is... 388 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,124 probably horse shit. 389 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,583 LAIRD: Uh... Come, come, kiddo. 390 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:30,958 ROMAN: They were flaky. 391 00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:33,541 There was a lot of shit going on. 392 00:19:39,124 --> 00:19:40,333 Roman... 393 00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:43,041 um, they want to rebalance their portfolio. 394 00:19:43,124 --> 00:19:44,333 -Mm-hm. -LAIRD: Um... 395 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:46,667 Uh, for a variety of geopolitical reasons, 396 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,333 uh, they're heavily European-focused 397 00:19:48,416 --> 00:19:50,667 and he wants to tilt Western Hemisphere. 398 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:54,958 Uh... It's very logical. I know that it's-- it's a lot of money 399 00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:57,583 and that can be scary, but it-- it makes sense. 400 00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:00,750 Well, sorry for worrying my pretty, little head, 401 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,625 but if they're rebalancing their portfolio, 402 00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:05,667 it's fucking insane to do it with one ten-bil mega-deal 403 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,833 rather than a ton spread across different sectors. 404 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:09,124 LAIRD: They said yes, Roman. 405 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,416 ROMAN: Well, sure, they said yes. 406 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,541 And maybe it's real. Maybe. 407 00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,124 There's a ten to 20 percent chance 408 00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:15,875 that you make what, like, 100 million here? 409 00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:18,458 That's very exciting. But if we miss, 410 00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:20,833 we could be fucked, because it gets out 411 00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:22,124 we're looking at this kind of money, 412 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:24,166 it's going to be politically horrible. 413 00:20:24,249 --> 00:20:25,416 If we fail... 414 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,667 we lose the proxy vote and we die. Right? 415 00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:32,124 If it falls halfway through... 416 00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:34,875 it's terminal. 417 00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:38,458 But if it works, one bound and you're free. 418 00:20:39,124 --> 00:20:40,625 Son? 419 00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:42,458 ROMAN: Dad, I have to say, 420 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,708 I've done a little bullshitting in my time. 421 00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:48,375 He was a cokey, bullshit, 3:00 a.m. scotch 422 00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,541 and see-you-in-the-morning man. He ain't showing up. 423 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,083 -(GROANS) -Laird, be fucking honest. 424 00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:55,917 He was bleating to Karl. His contacts are all dying, 425 00:20:55,999 --> 00:20:57,917 and he's gonna get shoved aside as the senior advisor 426 00:20:57,999 --> 00:20:59,583 unless he pulls major gravy this year. 427 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,208 I don't even know what to say to that. 428 00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:02,667 ROMAN: Then don't say anything. 429 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:06,208 Dad, I wish it was real. I really fucking do, but... 430 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:10,833 Karl. 431 00:21:15,124 --> 00:21:17,416 You can't lean on this. Not now. 432 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,541 Yeah, but if you don't get this, your other option is what? 433 00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:26,041 I'm sorry, Jaime. Keep exploring, keep talking, 434 00:21:26,124 --> 00:21:31,166 but I cannot pile my chips on something that isn't solid. 435 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,041 Ah, that is just excellent. 436 00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:36,083 (SIGHS) 437 00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:38,917 You are way off, Roman. 438 00:21:38,999 --> 00:21:40,958 And thank you, Karl. 439 00:21:41,041 --> 00:21:43,208 I hope you enjoy the king's favors, 440 00:21:43,291 --> 00:21:44,958 because you know what you're looking at 441 00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:46,124 if you don't go private. 442 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:48,124 -Laird-- -Someone has to pay the price. 443 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:51,416 Uh... Maybe you, Roman, or maybe one of your siblings. 444 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,750 I suppose you'll have a fun little time 445 00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:56,458 ruining a life. SEC... 446 00:21:56,541 --> 00:22:00,166 DOJ... Foreign and Corrupt Practices. 447 00:22:00,249 --> 00:22:03,166 (SIGHS) Someone's getting tossed out of the balloon 448 00:22:03,249 --> 00:22:06,625 and someone is likely going to jail. 449 00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:09,208 So, goodnight, ladies. 450 00:22:09,291 --> 00:22:11,917 Goodnight... sweet ladies. 451 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:14,708 And good luck. 452 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:19,416 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 453 00:22:41,208 --> 00:22:42,249 KENDALL: Hey. 454 00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:45,083 How'd that go? 455 00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:50,625 I think maybe not the solution. 456 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,833 So, it's gonna get, uh... 457 00:22:58,458 --> 00:22:59,625 choppy. 458 00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:02,958 I can't fucking believe it. 459 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:06,208 Me? 460 00:23:06,291 --> 00:23:08,750 I never did anything really. (CHUCKLES) 461 00:23:09,792 --> 00:23:11,375 (GROANS) 462 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:14,667 A good Catholic lad who couldn't even take his undershirt off 463 00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:15,917 in front of his wife. 464 00:23:15,999 --> 00:23:18,458 His ex-wife, whatever the fuck she is. 465 00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:21,041 Me. 466 00:23:21,124 --> 00:23:24,583 All the rest behave like a pack of fucking stray dogs. 467 00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:26,625 No. 468 00:23:31,917 --> 00:23:34,249 You know, Stewy's in Greece. 469 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:39,333 Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. No, son. No. No, I... 470 00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:41,333 Fucking been there. 471 00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:48,500 Oh... shit! 472 00:23:50,416 --> 00:23:53,249 Okay, okay. Get out of the way! 473 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:54,708 Okay. 474 00:23:54,792 --> 00:23:56,667 WILLA: I don't know if I want to. 475 00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:58,500 Hey. 476 00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:01,667 So... I hear, uh... 477 00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:04,833 -private's off, right? -WILLA: Okay! Ready? 478 00:24:04,917 --> 00:24:06,166 Just didn't trust them in the end. 479 00:24:06,249 --> 00:24:08,124 I can't explain why. 480 00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:10,458 'Cause you're a bit racist? 481 00:24:10,541 --> 00:24:13,333 I didn't think so, but there's always that possibility. 482 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,416 It's bad. It's very, very bad. 483 00:24:31,249 --> 00:24:34,291 Hey, Greg. What are you drinking? 484 00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:38,291 Uh... This is... I'm not sure. It's a-- It's a rosé. 485 00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:39,667 It's not my favorite. 486 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:41,958 TOM: Ooh, you got a favorite champagne now. 487 00:24:42,041 --> 00:24:45,625 GREG: Well... you can't help noticing. 488 00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:48,458 It's fine. I'll drink it. It's just not my favorite. 489 00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:52,416 Well, you better drink up, brother, because... 490 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:54,958 if you end up carrying the can for cruises, 491 00:24:55,041 --> 00:24:57,667 you'll be back to drinking milk from a saucer. 492 00:24:58,625 --> 00:24:59,833 We're going private. 493 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:01,792 (CLICKS TONGUE) 494 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,500 -Deal's off. -What? 495 00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:05,541 There's gonna be a head on a spike. 496 00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:16,208 CONNOR: Hey, Pa. 497 00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:19,416 Uh... A quick one, not a biggie. 498 00:25:19,917 --> 00:25:20,958 Um... 499 00:25:22,124 --> 00:25:25,833 I need some help on reviews. 500 00:25:25,917 --> 00:25:27,667 -The play? -Yeah. 501 00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:30,833 Just a spritz of praise. 502 00:25:30,917 --> 00:25:32,500 Some poster toppings. 503 00:25:32,583 --> 00:25:34,958 The Chronicle or The Herald, just, uh... 504 00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:36,958 could you lean a little bit? 505 00:25:37,041 --> 00:25:40,416 You know, something like-- Not this, but something like, 506 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:41,708 "Kill for a ticket," 507 00:25:41,792 --> 00:25:43,875 or "The theatrical event of the season." 508 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:47,166 I do not like to lean on my people. 509 00:25:47,249 --> 00:25:49,333 (CHUCKLES) Oh, come on. 510 00:25:49,416 --> 00:25:51,500 I mean, you brought down a Canadian government 511 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,041 over grain subsidies, you can't give me 512 00:25:53,124 --> 00:25:55,375 -one fucking lousy review? -Hey. Hey, easy! 513 00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:59,375 I hear you jizzed 500K on a fake Napoleon dick. 514 00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:03,625 That's irrelevant. Look, Pa, I'm-- I'm actually hurtin' here. 515 00:26:04,958 --> 00:26:06,708 It's a half a mil a week. I've got Austerlitz, 516 00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:09,541 I've got my campaign, and I'm not super liquid, 517 00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:11,083 so I'm just... 518 00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:13,416 I'm just wondering if I could hit you for like... 519 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:19,500 like, uh... a little 100 mil. 520 00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:21,833 -A little 100 mil? -Yeah. 521 00:26:21,917 --> 00:26:25,249 Well, you know, maybe. Maybe. 522 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:27,833 But you have to quit your campaign. 523 00:26:29,083 --> 00:26:31,208 Wha-- Pa, no. I got a whole team. 524 00:26:31,291 --> 00:26:35,541 Just to financially indicate sound judgment, good intentions. 525 00:26:35,625 --> 00:26:37,667 I'm floating policy, I got feelers, I got the Conheads-- 526 00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:40,750 (YELLS) It's a horseshit pipe dream. 527 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,833 Everybody thinks you're a joke. 528 00:26:42,917 --> 00:26:44,958 And you're fucking embarrassing me. 529 00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:50,500 Right. Right. 530 00:26:52,416 --> 00:26:53,667 Thanks for your honesty. 531 00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:57,458 Pull the plug and we'll get into it all. 532 00:26:57,541 --> 00:26:59,583 But now, I got bigger fish to fry. 533 00:26:59,667 --> 00:27:02,999 -Uh-huh. Nice. Lovely. -LOGAN: So, hey, uh, listen up. 534 00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:06,291 I just wanted to say there are a lot of whispers going around, 535 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:09,958 but I'm not going to make an announcement tonight. 536 00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:13,625 I wanna do the best thing, the most decent thing, 537 00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:16,625 so, uh, tomorrow, we'll get into a discussion 538 00:27:16,708 --> 00:27:18,667 about our missteps and... 539 00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:24,958 how we can indicate how sorry we are to the rest of the world. 540 00:27:25,041 --> 00:27:30,291 Okay? We're all pals here. Right? 541 00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:33,291 So... tonight, drink up. 542 00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:36,375 And tomorrow, we'll figure it out. 543 00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:38,375 Thank you. Thank you. 544 00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:43,291 So, someone's getting shitcanned. 545 00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:44,999 Let's get the party started. 546 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:54,667 So, Willa, 547 00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:56,416 -how's the play going? -Fuck off! 548 00:27:59,083 --> 00:28:00,667 ROMAN: How are you feelin'? 549 00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:02,375 Sick, anxious. 550 00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:07,625 Why is he doing it like this do you think? 551 00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:09,625 How do you mean? 552 00:28:09,708 --> 00:28:11,333 (IMITATING LOGAN) "We're all pals here." 553 00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:14,208 "Let's have a discussion." Like he suddenly wants our views 554 00:28:14,291 --> 00:28:16,583 'cause he loves advice. 555 00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:18,500 -He's running a show trial. -Mm-hm. 556 00:28:18,583 --> 00:28:21,500 You get the whole politburo to sign the death warrant, 557 00:28:21,583 --> 00:28:23,375 then all our hands are bathed with blood. 558 00:28:23,458 --> 00:28:26,333 Aw, that's nice and lovely. 559 00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:30,124 Ooh, no reception. Death cruise? 560 00:28:32,792 --> 00:28:34,375 Who are you thinking? 561 00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:36,041 -You know what? -What? 562 00:28:36,124 --> 00:28:37,291 Frank! 563 00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:38,625 I hear it's gonna be you. 564 00:28:38,708 --> 00:28:40,291 (SCOFFS) Yeah, screw you. 565 00:28:42,208 --> 00:28:44,124 -What have you heard? -ROMAN: I got a book going. 566 00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:45,708 Want to put a million on yourself? 567 00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:46,999 I'll give you four-to-one odds. 568 00:28:47,083 --> 00:28:48,708 Make that ride home much sweeter. 569 00:28:48,792 --> 00:28:51,917 Okay, are we-- What exactly are we hearing here? 570 00:28:51,999 --> 00:28:53,667 I'm hearing Frank. 571 00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:55,166 -Uh-huh. -Yeah. 572 00:28:55,249 --> 00:28:56,708 What do you mean, "Uh-huh"? He's bullshitting. 573 00:28:56,792 --> 00:28:58,249 KARL: Well, it's plausible. 574 00:28:58,333 --> 00:29:00,625 It's plausible. You're plausible. 575 00:29:00,708 --> 00:29:02,124 Hey, I didn't say I wasn't. 576 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:03,875 No, you're actually a prime candidate. Six-to-one. 577 00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:07,083 This-- This-- This is horrible. Roman, we're real people. 578 00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:08,750 ROMAN: You are not. 579 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:12,583 You claim to be real, but look at ya. Look at ya! 580 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:14,166 -KENDALL: Oh, yeah. -Yeah. 581 00:29:14,249 --> 00:29:15,667 -KENDALL: Cool shades, bro. -Uh-huh. 582 00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:18,041 Your shorts match your rosé. Was that planned 583 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:20,333 -or just a... Yeah. -All right. I'm coming. 584 00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:24,375 So. 585 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:26,833 When were you gonna ask? 586 00:29:29,249 --> 00:29:33,833 Naomi? I-- I did. I-- I asked Kerry to send word to... 587 00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:36,208 No? 588 00:29:37,833 --> 00:29:40,999 Um... I mean, yeah. I, uh... 589 00:29:41,999 --> 00:29:44,208 I like her, Dad. 590 00:29:44,291 --> 00:29:46,041 And, uh... 591 00:29:46,124 --> 00:29:49,291 thought it could be a rough weekend and... 592 00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:51,249 I know there's history, but... 593 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:52,833 I mean, she's-- she's... 594 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,750 kind of a good one for me, Dad. 595 00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:57,541 Right. 596 00:29:58,541 --> 00:30:00,958 I wasn't properly informed. 597 00:30:01,041 --> 00:30:04,875 And I'm just not sure we have enough provisions. 598 00:30:07,458 --> 00:30:09,375 I found her a great support 599 00:30:09,458 --> 00:30:11,833 -in DC-- -I need privacy for everything. 600 00:30:11,917 --> 00:30:13,375 -Yeah, she gets it. -For everything. 601 00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:15,583 Yeah, I know. She'll-- She'll stay out of the way. 602 00:30:15,667 --> 00:30:18,792 I-- I mean, she's great. I mean... 603 00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:21,375 I just don't want you fucked on drugs. 604 00:30:22,583 --> 00:30:25,333 And she's part of it. Isn't she? 605 00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:35,500 Should I... do the knock and invite her up? 606 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:37,541 TOM: Well, I... (CHUCKLES) 607 00:30:37,625 --> 00:30:39,917 I mean, right? Yeah? 608 00:30:39,999 --> 00:30:41,500 -Yeah? -Yeah. Yeah! 609 00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:44,249 -Okay. -Okay. (CHUCKLES) 610 00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:46,541 TOM: (COUGHS) There is kind of... 611 00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:51,583 kind of death-sentence vibes, but, uh... yeah. It's good. 612 00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:53,291 -Okay. -(TOM CHUCKLES) 613 00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:57,166 I wonder-- I wonder if there is something we could do. 614 00:30:57,249 --> 00:31:02,333 Um... I don't know if I have the vim for the full dirty. 615 00:31:02,416 --> 00:31:03,833 -So, we... -Oh! 616 00:31:03,917 --> 00:31:06,750 (STUTTERS) But we could, um... 617 00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:08,583 What? 618 00:31:09,541 --> 00:31:11,083 Come on, you can say. 619 00:31:12,583 --> 00:31:14,583 Could I watch? 620 00:31:14,667 --> 00:31:16,792 -I mean-- -Oh, yeah! 621 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:20,124 Or even better. Could she watch us? 622 00:31:22,208 --> 00:31:24,083 Uh... Yeah. She could-- 623 00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:25,917 -She-- She could watch us. -Yeah. 624 00:31:25,999 --> 00:31:28,958 -Kind of sexy, huh? -I mean, I would have to... 625 00:31:29,041 --> 00:31:30,999 see if she's-- But it's... 626 00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:32,708 -Yeah. Like, I-- I mean... -Fine. 627 00:31:32,792 --> 00:31:35,500 ...I'm sure I will, 'cause it's so hot. 628 00:31:35,583 --> 00:31:37,875 But there is a chance... 629 00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:40,333 Just a health warning. There's a chance 630 00:31:40,416 --> 00:31:43,249 that I might-- I might not be able to... 631 00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:45,041 perform. 632 00:31:45,124 --> 00:31:46,875 -Because I can't-- I don't know. -Oh, Tom, no. 633 00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:50,375 Probably because I haven't done a stadium gig before. (LAUGHS) 634 00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:52,667 Honey, you'll be fine. 635 00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:54,416 -We'll help you. -(LAUGHS) 636 00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:56,541 Or she could not watch. We could put her in the bathroom 637 00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:58,166 and she could look through the keyhole. 638 00:31:59,041 --> 00:32:01,249 Uh... 639 00:32:01,333 --> 00:32:06,416 Tom, I feel like you're turning our threesome into a twosome. 640 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:08,083 Huh. 641 00:32:08,166 --> 00:32:11,041 I just-- I'm sorry. I'm sorry, honey. I just don't-- I've... 642 00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:13,541 I don't know how... 643 00:32:13,625 --> 00:32:17,124 I don't feel that naughty tonight. 644 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:21,708 Uh... Okay. That's fine. 645 00:32:23,625 --> 00:32:25,375 -Yeah, I just thought we could-- -Sorry. 646 00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:27,750 -No. No, no, no. I thought it would be something... -No, it's-- 647 00:32:27,833 --> 00:32:29,792 ...that we could do that would be exciting for us. 648 00:32:29,875 --> 00:32:32,041 -No, it's-- -That's okay. 649 00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:36,750 Uh... It's good, 'cause I have to go and talk to Dad anyway 650 00:32:36,833 --> 00:32:38,041 about tomorrow, so... 651 00:32:41,291 --> 00:32:46,667 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 652 00:32:53,083 --> 00:32:55,999 (WINDOW BLIND WHIRS) 653 00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:06,416 (GROANS LIGHTLY) 654 00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:13,541 Hey. Did she come? 655 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:16,541 Ah. 656 00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:19,208 Ah. 657 00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:27,583 Come with me. 658 00:33:30,083 --> 00:33:31,958 I-- I just, um... 659 00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:34,458 It's a big time. 660 00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:37,625 Yeah, no, of course. 661 00:33:39,249 --> 00:33:41,708 Nay, come on. This-- This is like... 662 00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:44,249 objectively a crisis. 663 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:49,583 I'm sorry. I am. (STUTTERS) 664 00:33:49,667 --> 00:33:52,583 He loves me. He-- He-- He-- He does, 665 00:33:52,667 --> 00:33:55,083 I think it's just a wrong kind of love expression. 666 00:33:56,249 --> 00:33:59,083 Yeah. Ken, he loves the broken you. 667 00:34:01,083 --> 00:34:02,708 That's what he loves. 668 00:34:11,291 --> 00:34:12,958 Maybe I'll meet you there. 669 00:34:13,625 --> 00:34:14,958 Maybe. 670 00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:18,500 -♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ -(BOAT ENGINE HUMS) 671 00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:34,583 Hi. 672 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,041 -Hi. -Good morning, sir. 673 00:34:37,124 --> 00:34:38,750 May I offer you something to drink? 674 00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:41,708 I will take a full bottle of Burgundy. 675 00:34:41,792 --> 00:34:43,792 -TONY: Certainly. -Please. Thank you. 676 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:47,333 For breakfast, Con? 677 00:34:47,416 --> 00:34:49,500 Well, yes, for breakfast. Why not? 678 00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:52,166 LOGAN: All right. Um... 679 00:34:52,249 --> 00:34:57,667 Let's have a swim or relax, and then... we can chat. 680 00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:59,333 ROMAN: I don't know how relaxing a time 681 00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:02,208 I'm personally going to be able to have, but sure. 682 00:35:02,291 --> 00:35:05,833 Well, it's not gonna be you, man, so you can chill. 683 00:35:05,917 --> 00:35:08,083 Yeah, I know, but I don't know what he has in mind. 684 00:35:08,166 --> 00:35:10,249 -GERRI: What do you have in mind? -Enough. Okay? 685 00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:12,333 We stick together. 686 00:35:12,416 --> 00:35:14,958 Most things don't exist. 687 00:35:15,041 --> 00:35:18,083 The Ford Motor Company hardly exists. 688 00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:20,333 It's just a time-saving expression 689 00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:22,917 for a collection of financial interests. 690 00:35:22,999 --> 00:35:26,416 But... this exists, because... 691 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,750 -(WHISPERS) "Family." -LOGAN: ...it's a family. 692 00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:31,083 We are a family. 693 00:35:31,166 --> 00:35:33,541 So... I think... 694 00:35:35,083 --> 00:35:37,375 I think the obvious choice... 695 00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:39,792 is me. 696 00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:41,667 So, that's what I'd like to announce. 697 00:35:41,750 --> 00:35:43,750 No. No, you can't. 698 00:35:43,833 --> 00:35:46,041 Well, you know, I may not be responsible, 699 00:35:46,124 --> 00:35:47,708 but the buck has to stop somewhere. 700 00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:49,541 -SHIV: No. -TOM: No, never. Never. 701 00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:51,667 -No, no, no, no, no. -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 702 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,333 SHIV: Not in the middle of a proxy fight. 703 00:35:53,416 --> 00:35:55,792 KENDALL: I don't think so, Dad. I don't think so. No. 704 00:35:55,875 --> 00:35:57,792 I mean, maybe a-- maybe a timetable, 705 00:35:57,875 --> 00:36:00,083 but actually go doesn't work. 706 00:36:00,166 --> 00:36:02,166 When people find Rhea isn't coming in, 707 00:36:02,249 --> 00:36:03,416 we need stability. 708 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,416 LOGAN: Yeah, yeah. You may be right. 709 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:10,667 I need one meaningful skull to wave. 710 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:15,083 If the shareholders' meeting were tomorrow, we lose. 711 00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:18,333 I need to persuade a couple of big figures. 712 00:36:18,416 --> 00:36:19,583 So... 713 00:36:20,708 --> 00:36:22,249 anyone like to say anything? 714 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,958 I'll take care of whoever it is. 715 00:36:29,291 --> 00:36:30,875 No one will be forgotten. 716 00:36:30,958 --> 00:36:33,291 Well, I mean, I-- If we're doing this, 717 00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:34,792 I don't want to spread shit around. 718 00:36:34,875 --> 00:36:37,999 We're all loyal servants, but, so, I-- I only say 719 00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:41,500 without malice aforethought, presumably general counsel 720 00:36:41,583 --> 00:36:44,500 is center of the web. Sorry, Gerri. I like you. 721 00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:47,917 There is no one more loyal than Gerri. 722 00:36:49,458 --> 00:36:51,875 Exactly. What about Frank? 723 00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:54,041 I mean, how come Frank is even here today? 724 00:36:54,124 --> 00:36:55,833 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 725 00:36:55,917 --> 00:36:58,041 I could see it. I'd take it. 726 00:36:58,124 --> 00:36:59,667 -I make sense. -ROMAN: Right? 727 00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:01,708 And after what he did to you, the boardroom coup? 728 00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:05,583 -Water under the bridge. -FRANK: Right. In which case... 729 00:37:05,667 --> 00:37:07,625 I guess, in a certain way, 730 00:37:07,708 --> 00:37:10,999 my-- my... indiscretion against the family, 731 00:37:11,958 --> 00:37:13,333 I would say objectively, 732 00:37:13,416 --> 00:37:16,750 makes me less of a compelling sacrifice, 733 00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:22,291 is the only thing I would say. Unlike... uh... for instance... 734 00:37:23,124 --> 00:37:24,792 a loyal servant like Karl. 735 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:27,750 Uh-huh. Uh... I-- 736 00:37:27,833 --> 00:37:29,541 -Thank you, Frank, for that. -Mm-hm. 737 00:37:29,625 --> 00:37:35,875 Uh... Well, my thing, I guess, is that if, uh, Rhea is no more, 738 00:37:35,958 --> 00:37:38,750 sadly, uh, we're back to having, uh-- 739 00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:42,083 we're back to Gerri as named successor. 740 00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:45,583 So, that fattens her up for the kill, so to speak. 741 00:37:45,667 --> 00:37:47,208 I guess everyone knew I was always 742 00:37:47,291 --> 00:37:48,917 just a name on a piece of paper. Right? (CHUCKLES) 743 00:37:48,999 --> 00:37:51,041 Oh... I think you were always more than that. 744 00:37:51,124 --> 00:37:53,875 -GERRI: I think that's exactly-- -And plus-- well, hang on. 745 00:37:53,958 --> 00:37:56,583 Plus, you know, the old copy book 746 00:37:56,667 --> 00:37:59,375 is a bit blotty. Expense accounts, 747 00:37:59,458 --> 00:38:02,375 daughters first class on the company coin. 748 00:38:02,458 --> 00:38:03,667 -Right, Karl. -KARL: Y-- Yeah. 749 00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:05,249 "I just went for the sports massage. 750 00:38:05,333 --> 00:38:06,667 I had no idea it was that sort of establishment." 751 00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:07,792 -KARL: Okay. -TOM: Karl sounds good. 752 00:38:07,875 --> 00:38:09,291 -ROMAN: Mm-hm. -Sausage thief. 753 00:38:09,375 --> 00:38:11,792 You know, Gerri is theoretically kind of perfect. 754 00:38:11,875 --> 00:38:12,958 KARL: Hear, hear. 755 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:14,917 ROMAN: Uh... No, "theoretically." 756 00:38:14,999 --> 00:38:16,792 No, that's bullshit. I disagree. 757 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:18,541 -No. -LOGAN: Why? 758 00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:22,124 Why do I disagree? Because that's my opinion. 759 00:38:22,208 --> 00:38:24,458 Yeah, but your reasoning? 760 00:38:24,541 --> 00:38:27,375 Seriously, Gerri? To pay for cruises? 761 00:38:27,458 --> 00:38:29,124 We-- We take out a senior woman? 762 00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:30,458 Haven't we, you know, 763 00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:32,875 kidding here, killed enough women already? 764 00:38:32,958 --> 00:38:34,833 I mean, I think the obvious choice is, 765 00:38:34,917 --> 00:38:37,958 and I hate to say it because he's such a swell guy, 766 00:38:38,041 --> 00:38:39,833 is... (MAKES WHIPPING NOISE) 767 00:38:40,416 --> 00:38:41,708 Tom. 768 00:38:41,792 --> 00:38:43,458 -TOM: Excuse me? -Yeah. 769 00:38:43,541 --> 00:38:46,416 Right? I know, but you know, head of cruises. 770 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:48,416 But I-- Well... 771 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,083 -I have been a loyal servant. -Yeah, but, 772 00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:54,291 you know, if-- (STUTTERS) If this is, uh... 773 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:57,124 just laboratory time, human emotions extracted, 774 00:38:57,208 --> 00:38:59,041 Tom, I fucking love you, dude, 775 00:38:59,124 --> 00:39:00,958 but you shat the bed over Mo Lester. 776 00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:02,500 But I was sent in there as the beating-- 777 00:39:02,583 --> 00:39:04,166 as the fucking beating man. I took the beating. 778 00:39:04,249 --> 00:39:05,792 KENDALL: You got suckered in by Eavis. 779 00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:07,792 -I answered the questions. -You don't answer the questions. 780 00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:08,999 You don't answer the questions. 781 00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:10,792 KENDALL: Okay, that's, like, rule one. 782 00:39:10,875 --> 00:39:12,917 I'm-- I'm not beating up on you here. 783 00:39:12,999 --> 00:39:14,875 I'm just saying, he got a win off you 784 00:39:14,958 --> 00:39:17,833 and you're kind of the face of this, and... 785 00:39:17,917 --> 00:39:20,333 I don't know. Look, I'm saying this, 786 00:39:20,416 --> 00:39:22,958 but I don't believe it. I'm just-- I'm saying it, 787 00:39:23,041 --> 00:39:25,500 because this is the time we're all saying things. 788 00:39:25,583 --> 00:39:29,541 Yeah, I think, uh, Tom works. Just kind of a clarity, I think. 789 00:39:29,625 --> 00:39:31,625 -ROMAN: Yeah. -KARL: You know. 790 00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:33,500 Anyone care to speak to my qualities? 791 00:39:33,583 --> 00:39:35,875 -No, Tom looks logical. -What? 792 00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:38,458 -Cruises. Document destruction. -TOM: What? 793 00:39:38,541 --> 00:39:40,083 I'm not saying that it should be. 794 00:39:40,166 --> 00:39:42,541 I mean, I-- I'm saying, you're like family, 795 00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:46,375 which is good, but also not... family, which is kinda good. 796 00:39:46,458 --> 00:39:48,249 Tom, it's the elephant in the room, we can say that. 797 00:39:48,333 --> 00:39:50,375 No, we can't. There's no need to say the elephant in the room. 798 00:39:50,458 --> 00:39:51,792 There are 15 other elephants in the room. 799 00:39:51,875 --> 00:39:53,708 Tom, the testimony, you-- 800 00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:56,083 -you kind of put a target on yourself. -TOM: Why shouldn't it be you? 801 00:39:56,166 --> 00:39:57,958 -If it should be me, why-- why shouldn't it be you? -SHIV: I've never even been in-- 802 00:39:58,041 --> 00:39:59,667 I'm not attacking you, I'm defending you. 803 00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:01,249 Well, it doesn't feel like that. It doesn't feel like that. 804 00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:02,500 Okay. Fine. How do I work? 805 00:40:02,583 --> 00:40:03,917 I don't know! I don't know. 806 00:40:03,999 --> 00:40:06,667 I'm just-- I'm not saying you. I'm just saying. 807 00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:08,833 GERRI: I mean, I guess if we were saying Shiv, 808 00:40:08,917 --> 00:40:11,041 we'd highlight witness tampering and, uh, 809 00:40:11,124 --> 00:40:13,625 you know, that she was gonna take over, but... 810 00:40:13,708 --> 00:40:15,708 I don't know, it probably-- it probably doesn't work. 811 00:40:15,792 --> 00:40:17,625 Uh... Yeah. Too right it doesn't fucking work. 812 00:40:17,708 --> 00:40:19,208 I don't make sense. I've never been inside. 813 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:21,708 What about both of them? Shiv and Tom. 814 00:40:21,792 --> 00:40:23,375 Beauty and the beast. 815 00:40:23,458 --> 00:40:25,208 Does Tom work? 816 00:40:28,958 --> 00:40:30,458 Honestly, Tom... 817 00:40:30,541 --> 00:40:34,249 I don't think he's a big enough skull. No offense. 818 00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:38,667 Then how about Tom with some fucking Greg sprinkles? 819 00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:40,416 What? Greg sprinkles? 820 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:42,500 ROMAN: Yeah, just a party pack. You as a sweetener. 821 00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:43,917 CONNOR: (CHUCKLES) Yeah. Yeah. 822 00:40:43,999 --> 00:40:46,041 Elmo and Big Bird, I could start to see that. 823 00:40:46,124 --> 00:40:48,667 -And then you throw in, like, a Karl, or a Frank, or a Ray. -ROMAN: Okay. 824 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,208 -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) -Yeah, yeah. No, no. Why not? 825 00:40:51,291 --> 00:40:52,416 Oh, these are just examples. 826 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:54,583 No, of course. Yeah, no, just go ahead, 827 00:40:54,667 --> 00:40:56,792 -worked for you for 23 years. -What-- What precisely 828 00:40:56,875 --> 00:40:59,249 -are Greg sprinkles? -ROMAN: Greg sprinkles 829 00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:02,208 are basically a fantastic garnish 830 00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:04,541 to basically anyone seated at this table. 831 00:41:04,625 --> 00:41:07,166 -Okay. -Like a Tom sundae with a-- 832 00:41:07,249 --> 00:41:08,792 with a little Greg cherry on top. 833 00:41:08,875 --> 00:41:10,708 -(POPS) Perfect. -GREG: Oh. No, I object. 834 00:41:10,792 --> 00:41:13,208 I really do. I-- I mean... 835 00:41:13,291 --> 00:41:15,291 -ROMAN: Who cares? -I'm more than a sprinkle. 836 00:41:15,375 --> 00:41:17,166 (CHUCKLES) You know? What about you? 837 00:41:17,249 --> 00:41:18,583 -What about Roman? -What about me? 838 00:41:18,667 --> 00:41:20,041 Let's hear it. What's the pitch? 839 00:41:20,124 --> 00:41:22,291 You're widely known as a horrible person. 840 00:41:22,375 --> 00:41:23,708 Thanks, toe jam, why don't you... 841 00:41:23,792 --> 00:41:24,875 It could be Roman. 842 00:41:24,958 --> 00:41:26,833 There's another elephant in the room. 843 00:41:26,917 --> 00:41:29,124 But what about I just throw myself over the side? 844 00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:31,583 -Huh? -KARL: Didn't see that coming. 845 00:41:31,667 --> 00:41:33,708 Yeah, in return for a little payout. 846 00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:35,458 I'm cash strapped, so just strap me 847 00:41:35,541 --> 00:41:37,541 into that sweet, sweet golden parachute 848 00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:38,958 and toss me in the volcano. 849 00:41:39,041 --> 00:41:41,124 Uh... I'm sorry. I just don't-- I don't see that. 850 00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:44,667 Like, look, okay, you say, you know, eminence grise. 851 00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:47,083 -What? -So, uh, old Richelieu here, 852 00:41:47,166 --> 00:41:48,999 uh, skulking around in the background, 853 00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:52,625 pulling the strings all these years. Who knew? 854 00:41:52,708 --> 00:41:55,416 The maligned influencer finally rid of. 855 00:41:57,458 --> 00:41:59,958 That's, um, that's kind of you, Con. 856 00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:04,083 Thank you. And, uh... we'll bear it in mind. 857 00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:08,792 Yeah, so I, uh... 858 00:42:09,999 --> 00:42:11,708 I need to reflect. 859 00:42:11,792 --> 00:42:13,917 I mean, we've, uh... 860 00:42:15,291 --> 00:42:18,208 half an idea, but, uh... Yeah. 861 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:20,583 Later? 862 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:32,500 What's-- What? We have half an idea? What's a half an idea? 863 00:42:48,875 --> 00:42:51,124 -Ken. Can I get one word? -Yeah, sure. 864 00:42:51,208 --> 00:42:54,999 ♪ ("NORTH AMERICAN SCUM" BY LCD SOUNDSYSTEM PLAYS ON HEADPHONES) ♪ 865 00:42:56,208 --> 00:42:58,416 -♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ -(SIGHS) 866 00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,625 What's up? (PANTS) 867 00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:03,875 Are we okay? 868 00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:06,375 I told her she was welcome, but, uh... 869 00:43:06,458 --> 00:43:08,875 -she's on a hair trigger. -Oh. Yeah, I don't know. 870 00:43:08,958 --> 00:43:10,124 She, um... 871 00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:13,958 She just... I don't know. 872 00:43:16,333 --> 00:43:18,333 Is Stewy available? 873 00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:22,166 Okay, um... 874 00:43:23,291 --> 00:43:26,833 I think so. He's on Paxos. Yeah. 875 00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:31,625 It might be... humiliating. 876 00:43:32,625 --> 00:43:34,583 Yeah, sure. 877 00:43:34,667 --> 00:43:37,166 But what I ought to do, I don't wanna do. 878 00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:49,958 TOM: No, not this one. I don't like it. 879 00:43:50,041 --> 00:43:51,708 SHIV: You don't like it? What's wrong with this one? 880 00:43:51,792 --> 00:43:54,458 -TOM: I can see a sea urchin. -SHIV: Oh, come on! Tom! 881 00:43:54,541 --> 00:43:56,541 TOM: Next cove, please, Julius. 882 00:43:56,625 --> 00:43:59,166 There are infinite coves. Let's find the perfect one. 883 00:44:15,041 --> 00:44:16,333 KENDALL: Thanks for meeting, man. 884 00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:17,750 STEWY HOSSEINI: Please. Please, please, please, 885 00:44:17,833 --> 00:44:18,999 come, come, come, sir. 886 00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:20,333 How are you, sir? Please, take a seat. 887 00:44:20,416 --> 00:44:21,500 You guys need anything? 888 00:44:21,583 --> 00:44:23,124 Yeah, don't wait for us or anything. 889 00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:24,625 STEWY: (LAUGHS) I waited, but I was really hungry. 890 00:44:24,708 --> 00:44:26,041 You guys good? You guys need anything? 891 00:44:26,124 --> 00:44:27,333 Uh... Maybe in a minute. 892 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,249 Well, uh... look. 893 00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:32,667 We both know... 894 00:44:32,750 --> 00:44:34,208 it's a-- it's a knife's edge. 895 00:44:34,291 --> 00:44:35,958 You may have it. We may have it. 896 00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:38,833 Our proxy advisors tell us we probably have it. 897 00:44:38,917 --> 00:44:40,917 -Mm-hm. -And, um... 898 00:44:41,583 --> 00:44:42,708 Dad? 899 00:44:42,792 --> 00:44:44,583 You look a little sweaty, dude. 900 00:44:44,667 --> 00:44:46,333 LOGAN: Okay. Okay. 901 00:44:46,416 --> 00:44:48,500 So, I've come to make a deal. 902 00:44:48,583 --> 00:44:50,917 This isn't a negotiation. It's a one-bang, 903 00:44:50,999 --> 00:44:53,667 final-deal offer and it's generous. 904 00:44:53,750 --> 00:44:56,541 So... don't insult me with a counter. 905 00:44:57,458 --> 00:45:00,792 I say this, we eat some octopi, 906 00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:02,667 we shake hands. Okay? 907 00:45:02,750 --> 00:45:04,625 Okay, I love that. I really do. 908 00:45:04,708 --> 00:45:07,833 Three board seats, including Ken's. 909 00:45:07,917 --> 00:45:09,750 You get a codified say 910 00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:12,291 in the appointment of our next CEO. 911 00:45:12,375 --> 00:45:14,333 We remove our poison pill, 912 00:45:14,416 --> 00:45:17,833 conduct a strategic review on terms co-set with you, 913 00:45:17,917 --> 00:45:22,208 dismiss all our litigation on the proxy battle. 914 00:45:22,291 --> 00:45:24,917 Spin off cruises. Okay? 915 00:45:32,792 --> 00:45:34,333 No, I don't think that works. 916 00:45:36,792 --> 00:45:38,708 -KENDALL: The fuck do you mean? -Bullshit. 917 00:45:38,792 --> 00:45:40,541 Are you fucking stupid? 918 00:45:40,625 --> 00:45:42,458 You have to consider that. 919 00:45:42,541 --> 00:45:44,166 You have to ask Sandy. 920 00:45:44,249 --> 00:45:50,208 -That is a good fucking deal. -It does not work for us, sir. 921 00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:54,166 Dude. I mean, are-- are you fucking for real? 922 00:45:54,249 --> 00:45:57,041 I mean, you-- you need to fucking make it work. 923 00:45:57,124 --> 00:46:00,458 Okay? Or I will personally fucking destroy you. 924 00:46:00,541 --> 00:46:03,041 -I will come to you at night... -STEWY: Ken, it does not work 925 00:46:03,124 --> 00:46:04,375 -for u-- -...with a fucking razor blade 926 00:46:04,458 --> 00:46:05,583 and I will cut 927 00:46:05,667 --> 00:46:07,416 -your fucking dick off. -Fucking dick off. 928 00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:09,249 -KENDALL: And I will feed it-- -And then push it up your cunt 929 00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:11,875 until poo poo pops out of my nose hole. 930 00:46:11,958 --> 00:46:15,625 Dude, it doesn't matter. It doesn't mean anything. 931 00:46:15,708 --> 00:46:18,416 You can threaten to stuff a million severed dicks 932 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:20,999 into my ball bag, but the actual fact is, 933 00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:24,166 we're persuading more and more shareholders every day 934 00:46:24,249 --> 00:46:26,958 that we offer them just a slightly better chance 935 00:46:27,041 --> 00:46:29,083 for them to make a little bit more money 936 00:46:29,166 --> 00:46:32,708 on their fucking dollar, and that's all that this is. 937 00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:37,750 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 938 00:47:04,124 --> 00:47:05,667 You wanna talk? 939 00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:07,083 Why would I wanna talk? 940 00:47:10,208 --> 00:47:11,208 Fine. 941 00:47:14,541 --> 00:47:15,708 TOM: You fucking... 942 00:47:16,999 --> 00:47:18,750 You fucking toasted me, Shiv. 943 00:47:18,833 --> 00:47:20,500 You-- You fried me. 944 00:47:20,583 --> 00:47:22,166 Tom... 945 00:47:22,249 --> 00:47:24,249 I have to be an honest broker. 946 00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:27,333 To save you, I can't be seen to be acting in self-interest. 947 00:47:27,416 --> 00:47:29,917 I got shitty advice before the hearing, Shiv. 948 00:47:31,458 --> 00:47:32,792 You know, I don't know about that. 949 00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:34,291 I got hung out to dry. 950 00:47:39,917 --> 00:47:41,458 I love you. 951 00:47:41,541 --> 00:47:44,291 Uh-huh. Great. Thanks. 952 00:47:46,249 --> 00:47:47,583 No? 953 00:47:47,667 --> 00:47:50,750 I don't know. I love you. I love this rock. 954 00:47:52,667 --> 00:47:54,166 Bye, rock. 955 00:47:54,249 --> 00:47:56,583 You're dead. What does it mean? 956 00:48:01,291 --> 00:48:03,249 I won't let anything happen to you. 957 00:48:04,999 --> 00:48:06,583 You told me... 958 00:48:08,249 --> 00:48:11,124 You told me you wanted an open relationship... 959 00:48:11,208 --> 00:48:14,249 on our fucking wedding night. 960 00:48:16,958 --> 00:48:20,166 Is... Uh... Y... 961 00:48:20,249 --> 00:48:22,166 So, you've been stewing on that? 962 00:48:22,249 --> 00:48:23,625 Well, yes. 963 00:48:23,708 --> 00:48:26,249 I have been stewing on that, actually. 964 00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:34,291 I'm not... a hippie... Shiv. 965 00:48:35,041 --> 00:48:36,708 I don't want... 966 00:48:36,792 --> 00:48:38,583 to stuff a dildo up my-- I don't want-- 967 00:48:38,667 --> 00:48:40,583 I don't want to do threesomes. 968 00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:43,208 -Okay. -On our wedding night? 969 00:48:43,833 --> 00:48:45,041 Bang! 970 00:48:45,124 --> 00:48:47,249 Shanghaied into a-- into a... 971 00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:50,083 open-borders free-fuck trade deal. 972 00:48:50,166 --> 00:48:51,625 It-- (SCOFFS) 973 00:48:53,792 --> 00:48:56,625 -It was just an idea. -Well... 974 00:48:56,708 --> 00:49:00,999 that's-- that's a biggie just to throw in at the altar. 975 00:49:01,083 --> 00:49:05,500 You know? "I do. I do, but I do maybe also demand 976 00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:08,041 to gobble the odd side-dick." 977 00:49:08,124 --> 00:49:09,458 "Gobble the odd side-dick"? 978 00:49:09,541 --> 00:49:11,458 I don't think it was cool what you did. 979 00:49:17,625 --> 00:49:20,166 I just-- I think, you know... 980 00:49:23,041 --> 00:49:26,375 I think a lot of time, if I think about it, 981 00:49:26,458 --> 00:49:30,041 I think a lot of time, I'm really pretty unhappy. 982 00:49:35,792 --> 00:49:36,875 What are you saying? 983 00:49:37,750 --> 00:49:38,999 I don't know. 984 00:49:40,708 --> 00:49:43,667 I love you, I do. I just, uh... I wonder if... 985 00:49:45,999 --> 00:49:49,583 I wonder if the sad I'd be... without you 986 00:49:49,667 --> 00:49:52,416 would be less than the sad I get from being with you. 987 00:49:56,583 --> 00:49:59,667 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 988 00:50:07,958 --> 00:50:09,416 Well, I'm s-- I'm... 989 00:50:12,083 --> 00:50:13,208 I'm sorry, Tom. 990 00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:20,458 I'll talk to Logan. 991 00:50:20,541 --> 00:50:21,708 No. 992 00:50:22,833 --> 00:50:24,083 I'll talk to Logan. 993 00:50:25,458 --> 00:50:26,583 It's fine. 994 00:50:30,875 --> 00:50:31,958 I'm fine. 995 00:50:48,291 --> 00:50:49,333 Hey. 996 00:50:55,792 --> 00:50:57,083 You okay, Tom? 997 00:50:59,166 --> 00:51:00,792 (INHALES, EXHALES) 998 00:51:09,291 --> 00:51:10,416 What the fuck? 999 00:51:11,124 --> 00:51:13,083 TOM: Thank you, Logan. 1000 00:51:13,166 --> 00:51:15,500 -LOGAN: Tom? -Thank you for the chicken. 1001 00:51:33,792 --> 00:51:35,291 What the fuck was that? 1002 00:51:35,375 --> 00:51:37,999 I-- I don't know. I think, uh... 1003 00:51:38,083 --> 00:51:40,750 it's getting to people, Dad. The tension. 1004 00:51:40,833 --> 00:51:42,583 He ate my fucking chicken. 1005 00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:44,541 -Mm-hm. -So, what next? 1006 00:51:44,625 --> 00:51:47,083 Stick his cock into my potato salad? 1007 00:51:47,166 --> 00:51:48,583 SHIV: Uh... 1008 00:51:48,667 --> 00:51:50,041 (LOGAN SIGHS) 1009 00:51:51,958 --> 00:51:54,958 You, uh... You wavering? 1010 00:51:56,291 --> 00:51:59,124 (SIGHS) Documents and cruises. 1011 00:52:00,166 --> 00:52:01,208 Mm. 1012 00:52:01,999 --> 00:52:04,041 Maybe... Tom. 1013 00:52:04,708 --> 00:52:05,792 Gerri. 1014 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:09,667 Or Greg instead. 1015 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:12,375 (SIGHS) Okay. 1016 00:52:13,375 --> 00:52:14,416 Tom. 1017 00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:16,708 I'll take care of him. 1018 00:52:18,375 --> 00:52:19,416 Would he flip? 1019 00:52:20,708 --> 00:52:21,792 Prison time? 1020 00:52:21,875 --> 00:52:23,333 Uh... 1021 00:52:23,416 --> 00:52:27,416 Why not... you know... what we discussed? 1022 00:52:29,124 --> 00:52:30,375 Ken works. 1023 00:52:31,708 --> 00:52:33,375 He was across the whole thing. 1024 00:52:34,333 --> 00:52:35,375 It hurts. 1025 00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:38,541 It plays. 1026 00:52:40,166 --> 00:52:41,208 Obviously. 1027 00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:48,500 I just... 1028 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:53,458 think that, uh, Tom doesn't deserve it... 1029 00:52:53,541 --> 00:52:58,583 and, uh, it doesn't work for the rest of the world. 1030 00:53:02,249 --> 00:53:03,291 I don't. 1031 00:53:10,750 --> 00:53:11,792 So... 1032 00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:14,583 What do you think? 1033 00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:18,083 Uh... 1034 00:53:20,291 --> 00:53:25,416 It's the sort of tough choice people need to be able to make. 1035 00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:31,041 People who would be very senior people. 1036 00:53:38,249 --> 00:53:40,124 I can't choose, Dad. 1037 00:53:42,833 --> 00:53:43,917 No. 1038 00:53:47,750 --> 00:53:49,124 No. (SIGHS) 1039 00:53:52,625 --> 00:53:54,249 Just not, um... 1040 00:53:58,291 --> 00:53:59,416 Just not Tom. 1041 00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:04,625 Please. For me. 1042 00:54:10,458 --> 00:54:12,583 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1043 00:54:17,833 --> 00:54:18,833 (SNIFFS) 1044 00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:32,875 (INAUDIBLE) 1045 00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:43,625 (INAUDIBLE) 1046 00:55:04,291 --> 00:55:05,833 (INAUDIBLE) 1047 00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:34,833 Hey, Dad. 1048 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:37,583 Hey, son. 1049 00:55:42,958 --> 00:55:46,792 I can't do any more of that shit from this morning. 1050 00:55:46,875 --> 00:55:49,750 KENDALL: No. No, sure. I bet. 1051 00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:51,500 (SIGHS) 1052 00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:52,750 Greg... 1053 00:55:53,792 --> 00:55:55,291 Tom... 1054 00:55:55,375 --> 00:55:57,375 Doesn't work. Won't add up. 1055 00:55:58,708 --> 00:56:00,667 Right. No, I see that. 1056 00:56:00,750 --> 00:56:03,249 And they won't accept me. 1057 00:56:04,375 --> 00:56:05,458 KENDALL: Mm-hm... 1058 00:56:06,875 --> 00:56:08,458 I get it. I do. 1059 00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:11,333 LOGAN: You know, uh... 1060 00:56:11,416 --> 00:56:13,917 Marcia and I used to read to each other. 1061 00:56:15,875 --> 00:56:17,166 I'd read her history. 1062 00:56:17,249 --> 00:56:20,166 You know, Spengler, Gibbon, the big boys. 1063 00:56:20,249 --> 00:56:21,833 -Uh-huh. -Okay. 1064 00:56:21,917 --> 00:56:23,124 LOGAN: The Incas... 1065 00:56:24,083 --> 00:56:26,458 in times of terrible crisis... 1066 00:56:27,625 --> 00:56:32,333 would sacrifice a child to the sun. 1067 00:56:33,792 --> 00:56:36,917 I said to her they were a bunch of fucking savages. 1068 00:56:36,999 --> 00:56:39,249 -KENDALL: Mm-hm. -Her thing was... 1069 00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:45,625 what could you possibly kill that you love so much... 1070 00:56:46,708 --> 00:56:49,458 it would make the sun rise again? 1071 00:56:51,333 --> 00:56:52,458 She said that. 1072 00:56:52,958 --> 00:56:53,958 Okay. 1073 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:56,792 (LOGAN SIGHS) 1074 00:56:58,625 --> 00:56:59,833 I miss her. 1075 00:57:02,333 --> 00:57:05,041 It's okay, Dad. It's okay. 1076 00:57:08,249 --> 00:57:10,792 Thank you. Thank you, son. 1077 00:57:12,708 --> 00:57:13,792 (SIGHS) 1078 00:57:16,249 --> 00:57:17,333 The hearings... 1079 00:57:20,083 --> 00:57:21,541 you did so well. 1080 00:57:23,083 --> 00:57:24,166 But now... 1081 00:57:26,166 --> 00:57:27,208 you're the face. 1082 00:57:28,999 --> 00:57:30,541 You were across the clean-up. 1083 00:57:31,999 --> 00:57:33,917 The optics make sense. 1084 00:57:33,999 --> 00:57:36,041 And what's more... 1085 00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:39,208 I trust you. 1086 00:57:39,291 --> 00:57:42,458 I trust you in case it turns or... 1087 00:57:42,541 --> 00:57:45,833 -gets... nasty. -Yep. Yep. No, I get it. 1088 00:57:47,792 --> 00:57:49,541 So, uh... 1089 00:57:49,625 --> 00:57:51,833 we'll set up a press conference. 1090 00:57:53,124 --> 00:57:55,124 And, uh... 1091 00:57:55,208 --> 00:57:58,124 you'll admit that you knew everything 1092 00:57:58,208 --> 00:58:00,500 and that you directed the cover up, 1093 00:58:00,583 --> 00:58:02,875 and, uh... it went no higher. 1094 00:58:05,291 --> 00:58:08,166 -Mm-hm. Okay. -Okay? 1095 00:58:16,041 --> 00:58:17,083 (SIGHS) 1096 00:58:19,541 --> 00:58:21,333 Hey, Dad, I... 1097 00:58:21,416 --> 00:58:24,208 just out of interest, um... 1098 00:58:29,083 --> 00:58:30,917 Did you ever think I could do it? 1099 00:58:32,708 --> 00:58:33,750 Do what? 1100 00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:36,249 The top job? 1101 00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:39,291 Oh, I don't know. Maybe. 1102 00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:42,083 You can say. 1103 00:58:42,999 --> 00:58:45,583 I-- Well, you know, I just... 1104 00:58:46,833 --> 00:58:49,625 You know, you're smart, you're good, but I... 1105 00:58:49,708 --> 00:58:51,083 I just don't know. 1106 00:58:51,917 --> 00:58:53,458 What? Come on. 1107 00:59:00,249 --> 00:59:01,708 You're not a killer. 1108 00:59:03,375 --> 00:59:05,500 You have to be a killer. 1109 00:59:07,541 --> 00:59:08,625 But... 1110 00:59:09,792 --> 00:59:10,833 nowadays... 1111 00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:15,792 maybe you don't. I don't know. 1112 00:59:19,541 --> 00:59:20,625 Okay? 1113 00:59:22,833 --> 00:59:25,583 -Are we good? You good? -Yeah. 1114 00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:30,458 I deserve it. 1115 00:59:32,291 --> 00:59:33,667 Maybe I deserve it. 1116 00:59:33,750 --> 00:59:35,625 -Oh, no, son. -Yeah, for everything. 1117 00:59:35,708 --> 00:59:37,291 No, no, no. God, no. 1118 00:59:38,667 --> 00:59:39,917 It's good to pay? 1119 00:59:40,958 --> 00:59:41,958 The boy? 1120 00:59:42,541 --> 00:59:43,999 Nah... 1121 00:59:44,083 --> 00:59:46,541 Nah, nah, nah, nah. Not that. 1122 00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:49,375 NRPI. You're the best. 1123 00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:51,583 Don't beat yourself up. 1124 00:59:51,667 --> 00:59:55,124 No real person involved. You know, it's... 1125 00:59:57,833 --> 00:59:59,166 it's nothing. 1126 01:00:06,041 --> 01:00:07,124 Right. 1127 01:00:23,249 --> 01:00:24,333 Shall we? 1128 01:00:32,999 --> 01:00:37,375 KARL: Gerri, we've been on a million of these things... 1129 01:00:37,458 --> 01:00:39,208 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1130 01:00:39,291 --> 01:00:40,583 GREG: It's a nice color. 1131 01:00:41,667 --> 01:00:43,875 Yeah. I know, it's really... 1132 01:00:45,917 --> 01:00:47,041 I've decided. 1133 01:00:51,249 --> 01:00:52,625 Ken? 1134 01:00:52,708 --> 01:00:54,917 Come on, really? Dad, no. 1135 01:00:57,375 --> 01:00:58,625 There's... 1136 01:00:58,708 --> 01:01:01,124 -(KENDALL CLEARS THROAT) -ROMAN: What about the... 1137 01:01:01,208 --> 01:01:03,708 one of the... shitfuckers? 1138 01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:08,375 Hey, it's okay. Guys, you're off the hook. 1139 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,583 You okay? 1140 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:15,291 Yeah. I'm good. 1141 01:01:16,625 --> 01:01:18,750 KARL: And... is it just... 1142 01:01:20,416 --> 01:01:23,416 I don't want to be rude. Just him? 1143 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:26,583 Uh... Yeah, are there any additionals... 1144 01:01:28,249 --> 01:01:30,917 First-- Second-born son... 1145 01:01:30,999 --> 01:01:34,458 with your responsibilities, it will be a very simple sell. 1146 01:01:36,083 --> 01:01:37,708 Roman... 1147 01:01:37,792 --> 01:01:41,249 you're taking over as full chief operating officer. 1148 01:01:42,917 --> 01:01:45,667 Oh, yeah? What with... fucking... 1149 01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:47,917 Captain Cautious back in the next room? 1150 01:01:47,999 --> 01:01:49,833 No, no. Frank's gonna be responsible 1151 01:01:49,917 --> 01:01:52,458 for the cruises clean up. You're on your own. 1152 01:01:53,875 --> 01:01:54,958 Solo. 1153 01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:57,958 Can you handle it? 1154 01:01:59,208 --> 01:02:00,291 Well, yeah. 1155 01:02:01,166 --> 01:02:02,291 Yeah, Dad, that's... 1156 01:02:03,708 --> 01:02:05,333 (UNENTHUSIASTICALLY) ...really exciting. 1157 01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:10,958 KENDALL: No, Rome. It's great. 1158 01:02:14,458 --> 01:02:17,458 Okay, guys, eat up. This one's on me. 1159 01:03:21,375 --> 01:03:23,166 KENDALL: You okay, dude? 1160 01:03:23,249 --> 01:03:25,667 You know, if you need to use the bathroom... 1161 01:03:25,750 --> 01:03:26,958 you can use the bathroom. 1162 01:03:27,041 --> 01:03:28,750 I'm not gonna jump out the window. 1163 01:03:28,833 --> 01:03:31,667 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, I'll go. 1164 01:03:34,416 --> 01:03:36,875 Yeah, I just, uh... 1165 01:03:36,958 --> 01:03:40,375 Just for what it's worth, I'm sorry about this whole-- 1166 01:03:40,458 --> 01:03:43,583 I-- I just think what your dad's doing is... 1167 01:03:45,708 --> 01:03:47,708 -Anyway, I'm sorry. -Yep. Thank you. 1168 01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:02,917 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1169 01:05:17,875 --> 01:05:19,124 KAROLINA NOVOTNEY: Okay. 1170 01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:21,583 You okay, Ken? 1171 01:05:21,667 --> 01:05:23,625 There's water by the side if you need it. 1172 01:05:23,708 --> 01:05:25,500 I'm gonna let them hit like three questions 1173 01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:26,958 and then that's it. Okay? 1174 01:05:27,041 --> 01:05:31,083 Your dad just texted. He's watching. 1175 01:05:31,166 --> 01:05:33,833 -(DOOR OPENS) -(REPORTERS CLAMORING) 1176 01:05:45,917 --> 01:05:47,333 -Hey. -SHIV: Hey. 1177 01:05:52,833 --> 01:05:53,999 You okay? 1178 01:05:55,166 --> 01:05:56,166 Yeah. 1179 01:05:57,416 --> 01:05:59,583 Just, uh... just can't eat. 1180 01:05:59,667 --> 01:06:02,291 -LOGAN: No. -(EXHALES) 1181 01:06:06,208 --> 01:06:07,500 It's okay, Shiv. 1182 01:06:08,667 --> 01:06:09,875 It's okay. 1183 01:06:11,792 --> 01:06:12,999 It had to be done. 1184 01:06:15,541 --> 01:06:18,249 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) 1185 01:06:18,333 --> 01:06:20,333 Yeah. Poor bastard. 1186 01:06:21,333 --> 01:06:23,166 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 1187 01:06:25,999 --> 01:06:27,333 Good morning. 1188 01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:30,124 Mr. Roy has a prepared statement he'd like to read. 1189 01:06:30,208 --> 01:06:32,500 And then, he'll take a few questions. Thank you. 1190 01:06:49,792 --> 01:06:50,917 Good morning. 1191 01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:55,625 I have an announcement to make... 1192 01:06:55,708 --> 01:06:58,124 about wrongdoing at Waystar Royco 1193 01:06:58,208 --> 01:07:01,208 in advance of the upcoming shareholder meeting. 1194 01:07:07,625 --> 01:07:11,500 I have been asked to explain my own role 1195 01:07:11,583 --> 01:07:14,541 in the managing of illegality at the firm 1196 01:07:14,625 --> 01:07:17,291 and associated cover ups. 1197 01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:22,500 And it has been suggested I would be a suitable figure 1198 01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:25,875 to absorb the anger and concern. 1199 01:07:32,958 --> 01:07:33,958 But... 1200 01:07:36,625 --> 01:07:40,833 the truth is that my father is a malignant presence... 1201 01:07:40,917 --> 01:07:43,333 -(REPORTERS GASP, CLAMOR) -...a bully, and a liar... 1202 01:07:44,833 --> 01:07:47,416 and he was fully personally aware of these events 1203 01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:52,041 for many years and made efforts to hide and cover up. 1204 01:07:52,124 --> 01:07:55,708 He had a twisted sense of loyalty to bad actors 1205 01:07:55,792 --> 01:07:57,291 like Lester McClintock... 1206 01:07:58,166 --> 01:07:59,541 Fuck me. 1207 01:07:59,625 --> 01:08:01,708 ...and a disregard for the safety of migrant workers, 1208 01:08:01,792 --> 01:08:03,708 non-union and union workers 1209 01:08:03,792 --> 01:08:07,833 and for vulnerable performers and guests. 1210 01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:11,625 My father keeps a watchful eye over every inch 1211 01:08:11,708 --> 01:08:13,541 of his whole empire, 1212 01:08:13,625 --> 01:08:15,500 and the notion that he would have allowed 1213 01:08:15,583 --> 01:08:17,124 millions of dollars in settlements 1214 01:08:17,208 --> 01:08:21,333 and compensation to be paid without his explicit approval... 1215 01:08:21,416 --> 01:08:23,083 is utterly fanciful. 1216 01:08:23,166 --> 01:08:25,375 (REPORTERS CLAMORING) 1217 01:08:27,083 --> 01:08:29,833 I have with me, today, copies of records... 1218 01:08:29,917 --> 01:08:32,124 that show his personal sign off. 1219 01:08:36,041 --> 01:08:39,083 How much those of us who executed his wishes 1220 01:08:39,166 --> 01:08:42,124 bear responsibility is for another day. 1221 01:08:42,208 --> 01:08:43,875 But I think... 1222 01:08:43,958 --> 01:08:47,208 this is the day his reign ends. 1223 01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:48,958 (REPORTERS CLAMORING) 1224 01:08:49,041 --> 01:08:51,375 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1225 01:08:52,999 --> 01:08:56,291 I'll be providing the documents and can answer any questions 1226 01:08:56,375 --> 01:08:59,041 you may have in the coming days. Thank you very much. 1227 01:09:00,083 --> 01:09:01,958 REPORTER: Mr. Roy! 1228 01:09:02,041 --> 01:09:04,708 Do you have anything to say to the victims of these crimes? 1229 01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:07,208 Did your father know you were making this statement today? 1230 01:09:07,291 --> 01:09:09,583 -Mr. Roy. -Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 1231 01:09:13,416 --> 01:09:16,166 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪