1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,004        pulsing, energetic music     2 00:00:04,045 --> 00:00:05,714                [Dani]                         How'd it go with Nat?        3 00:00:05,755 --> 00:00:08,425      Did she give us permission                to live together?          4 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:09,676          She didn't say no.          5 00:00:09,759 --> 00:00:11,386      She just said she wants to                know you better.           6 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:12,762       Are you dating me or her?      7 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:13,930          Oh, my. Daniela...          8 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,724         I think I'm gonna go                    back to school.           9 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:17,767               [Sophie]                I mean, wow, that's incredible.    10 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,269                [Angie]                     Are you breaking up with me?    11 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:22,063            Worst first night                      of college ever.          12 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,606     [Kayla]   I mean, you're single                  and in L.A.             13 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:24,941                 Ooh.                 14 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,819           This could be, like,                      my ho phase.            15 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:30,488          [Shane]   You and me,               let's open that second bar.     16 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,407        I'll do anything with you.     17 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:35,452                Oh, no.                       You've got the itch.         18 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:36,494              What itch?              19 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:37,537                [Alice]                         Things get too real,        20 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:39,122            you get restless,          21 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:41,374          and then you start to,                    like, wiggle.            22 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:42,459        Please. I don't wiggle.       23 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:43,460             I need to go.            24 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:44,794           [Alice and Bette]                            Yes.                25 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,379         [Bette]   I need to go!                      Oh, my God.             26 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:49,049      [Tina]   You're... you're not                thinking clearly.          27 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,133           You love it here.          28 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,801         You love your friends                    and your job.            29 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,011                [Bette]                           That's true.             30 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,638           That's all true,                   but I love you more.         31 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,099       Please, may I come with you?    32 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,934          No, they just have                something real, you know.      33 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,102          That would be nice.         34 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,896               [Daniela]                       I'm sorry for reacting       35 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:04,481          the way I did earlier.       36 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,191               I love you.             37 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:08,651                                    38 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:13,073       I don't find trouble, yeah   39 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:15,241            Trouble finds me         40 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,913           [sirens wailing]           41 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:22,290     [helicopter blades whirring]     42 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,000      [indistinct radio chatter]      43 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,085            You look good,            44 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,711      but we should bring you in                for observation.           45 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,963                [Gigi]                      Okay. Thank you so much.       46 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:30,715              [paramedic]                     White female, conscious,      47 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,217  presenting with head injuries...  48 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,384                  Hi.                 49 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:35,011               Hey, you.              50 00:01:36,721 --> 00:01:38,681              gentle music           51 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,308                                    52 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:42,143                -Whoa.                          -That's my face.           53 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,937                -Sorry.                               -Mm.                 54 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:46,981       I think I might have just          pressed glass into your skin.    55 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:49,484        You've always been good                    in crisis.              56 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:51,486                -Yeah.                     -[paramedic] Sorry, ma'am.      57 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,745        [Dani] Hey, I'm looking                for my girlfriend.          58 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,413    -[paramedic] Yeah, she's there.         -[Dani] Oh, thank you.        59 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:03,373                 Hey.                 60 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:04,582            Hey, I got here                    as fast as I could.         61 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,000                Great.                62 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,961              Oh, my God.             63 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,423            -Are you okay?                         -I am okay.             64 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,425                 [Nat]                       I'll just wait outside.       65 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:17,428         -Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.                        -Sorry.               66 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:23,351       I'll be right back, okay?      67 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:25,228                 Nat?                 68 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,397             [Dani sighs]             69 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:30,817    Uh, thank you for getting here    70 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,318         -as fast as you did.                         -Oh.                 71 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,279  Yeah, I'm her emergency contact,  72 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,239        so I had a head start.        73 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,158          Oh, well, that's...         74 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:40,785        Which we should change,                     you know?              75 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:41,953           It should be you.          76 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:42,912                Right.                77 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:43,997              [paramedic]                   Only one of you can ride.      78 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,123          Oh, that-that's me.         79 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,583                 Yeah.                80 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:49,210          [Nat] Well, call me                 if you need anything.        81 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,212            I'll be around.           82 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:54,883            "Trouble's Comin'"                      by Rayelle             83 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:57,719   It's going down, down, down     84 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:01,306       You can feel it all around,                 round, round            85 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:04,976       Ain't no way to stop it now,                 now, now              86 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,645          Better start running       87 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:11,357            Running, running         88 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,359         [stage bell ringing]         89 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:14,569                [Alice]                           Can you believe           90 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:16,779      they let me make this show                a hundred times?           91 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,073          Yes. It's gonna be                      a great show.            92 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:20,909              Oh, my God,                   the dating show segment?       93 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,327                -Yeah.                              -Genius.               94 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:23,786              Thank you.                     The flowers look great.       95 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:25,914        And all the contestants             have been vetted, right?       96 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:26,831                 Yes.                 97 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,249       Okay, 'cause I'm looking                   for the one.             98 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,626           Right. No cults,               no mixed martial arts and...     99 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:30,793              [assistant]                      What do you think?          100 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,253                 -Yes.                      -[assistant] You got it.       101 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,631    ...no improvisers of any kind.    102 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:36,424         Yeah, that last one's                   very important.           103 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,593               -[sighs]                    -What if this really works?     104 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:40,094            I mean, what if                     I find my person?          105 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,180          -Oh, my God! Yeah.                -Wouldn't it be amazing?       106 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,724           -Soso and Allyce?                       -That's us.             107 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,392             I'm sorry if                     I'm butchering those.        108 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:50,355     My coworker Kim here got bit        by a pig at her family reunion    109 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:52,190             and her thumb                    hasn't been the same.        110 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,692     -Oh, sorry about your thumb.                -[Kim] Thanks.            111 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,736       Right, well, I'll see you                   out there.              112 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:57,862                 Okay.                113 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,781                  Oh.                 114 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:02,033            Oh! You. Alice.           115 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,035         Uh, yeah, that's me.                      [chuckles]              116 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,286               [Taylor]                           Yeah, I mean,            117 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,288  I guess I shouldn't be surprised            given where I am,          118 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,581         I mean, physically...        119 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:10,375            -Oh, in the...                        -Here. Yeah.             120 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:11,834           -Yeah. Lines up.                          -Yeah.                121 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,294           'Cause the show's                     called   Alice...           122 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:14,337               Hang on.               123 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,005     I can add a little something                 special here.            124 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,424    Kim usually does the latte art,  125 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:21,052    but I'll give it my best shot.    126 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:23,471                Ta-da.                127 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:25,181        -Oh, you made a, um...                 -I can do a heart,          128 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:26,808          but that just felt                    a little obvious,          129 00:04:26,849 --> 00:04:28,017         so I went with chaos.        130 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,560        Or a little modern art.       131 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:30,979              [chuckling]                   It was nice to meet you.       132 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,647           -Yeah, you, too.                  -Good luck on the show.       133 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:34,941        Oh, are you gonna stay                     and watch?              134 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,150               [Taylor]                          No, no, no, no.           135 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:38,069     Um, I'll have to overanalyze               this conversation          136 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:39,487       for like two hours, so...      137 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:40,822       Why? It's going so well.       138 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:41,990               [laughs]               139 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:43,324    No, you should stay and watch.    140 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:44,993        It's-it's nice to have              real fans in the audience      141 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:47,328         and not just confused                 tourists who think          142 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,663      they're here to see Ellen.      143 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,707              [chuckling]                             Sold.                144 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,333             Okay, great.             145 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,710          slow, wistful music        146 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,963                                    147 00:05:05,596 --> 00:05:07,932             [door opens]             148 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,685             [door closes]            149 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:12,186                 -Hey.                                -Hey.                150 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:16,107         Going to the new bar.              Want to break some shit?       151 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:18,192             -Uh... yeah.                            -Yeah?                152 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:20,236       That actually sounds like               a dream come true.          153 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,237                [Shane]                             Let's go.              154 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,197               [Finley]                            Holy shit.              155 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:25,867     -[Shane] Let's have some fun.            - "Pony" by Ginuwine          156 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:29,454          I'm just a bachelor        157 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:32,749       I'm looking for a partner     158 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:36,461            Someone who knows                      how to ride             159 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:40,173        Without even falling off     160 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:43,468          Got to be compatible       161 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:46,637         Takes me to my limits       162 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:49,891       Girl, when I break you off   163 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:53,186         I promise that you won't                 wanna get off            164 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:54,562            If you're horny          165 00:05:54,645 --> 00:06:00,401               Let's do it,                      ride it, my pony          166 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,738          My saddle's waiting        167 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:07,241          Come and jump on it        168 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,619   If you're horny, let's do it   169 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:13,498            Ride it, my pony         170 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:16,667          My saddle's waiting        171 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:21,214          Come and jump on it        172 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:24,342              [grunting]              173 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:26,177                 Hey.                 174 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,387               [panting]              175 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:30,348        You think I'd be, like,                  good at school?           176 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,642               [panting]                              What?                177 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:35,561       You know, like, college.       178 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:41,526             I don't know.                  Were you any good before?      179 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:44,487           -No, not really.                       -[door opens]            180 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:48,366        Yes, I love that place.            I'll meet you there. Um...      181 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:51,077        Sorry, can you hold on                  just one second.           182 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,956  Um, hi. What the hell do the two       of you think you're doing?      183 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:56,332          We don't start demo                    until tomorrow.           184 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,875                [Shane]                  I know. I know, I know, I know,  185 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,585       but we got a head start,          and look how much we got done.    186 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:00,711        I mean, check that out.       187 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:03,005               Come on.                      Come on, have a whack.        188 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,633      It's a maj stress reliever.                 Have a whack.            189 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,885      No, Finley, I don't want to               give it a whack.           190 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,471         All right. Your loss.        191 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,765            Oh, shit! Fuck!           192 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:13,724                 Okay.                193 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,893       I'm gonna stop the water.      194 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,270               I got it!                            I got it!              195 00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:18,604     Finley, go around the corner.    196 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:20,648      It's not a big deal, Tess.      197 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:22,024        -Truly. Just calm down.                    -You there?             198 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:24,277            Yeah, actually,                   can you meet me here?        199 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:26,612       Great, I'm gonna text you             the address right now.        200 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,156              Okay, bye.              201 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:29,866          This is exactly why         202 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,659           you should not be                 fucking around in here.       203 00:07:31,742 --> 00:07:33,077             -It's just...                 -[Tess] I have got so much      204 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,037          on my plate already                    and now, this.            205 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,457     -Tess, it's just an accident.     -You're gonna have to tell Alice  206 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:38,708     that I can't make it tonight     207 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:40,460       because I'm gonna be here             waiting for a plumber.        208 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:41,752                [Shane]                         Why? No, no, no.           209 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:44,297         I can help with that.        210 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:48,634    Your help is how this happened.        So thanks, but no thanks.      211 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:50,136             [Shane sighs]            212 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,722               [panting]                        All right, then.           213 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,266          I should just stay                  out of your way then.        214 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:57,268                 Hmm?                 215 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:59,312                -Yeah.                           -Yeah, I will.            216 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,483                [sighs]                            Oh, my God.             217 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:04,984          slow, tranquil music       218 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,986         [Sophie]   Did you get                 the chocolate fountain?       219 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:10,615      [Dani] Yup. Whatever Alice           wants, I'll make it happen.     220 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:11,908            It's her show.                         [chuckles]              221 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,951                -Oh, yeah.                      -Okay, leaving now.         222 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,412        -All right, see you there.                     -Bye.                223 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,498              Hi and bye.             224 00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:21,292    Have you seen my other earring?         Is it in the bathroom?        225 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,877           I didn't see it.           226 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,713            Mm. I'm sorry.                          [kisses]               227 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:26,839      Just borrow a pair of mine.     228 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,675       Your car's gonna be here                     at 3:00.               229 00:08:29,717 --> 00:08:31,802             He's usually                     a little early, so...        230 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:34,388             -[Gigi] Okay.                      -[knock on door]           231 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:35,640            Not that early.           232 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:38,017              Oh, it's...             233 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:39,602                 Nat.                 234 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:42,980                 -Hi.                                 -Hi.                 235 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,774                 Um...                236 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,109        Sorry, what are you...              what are you doing here?       237 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:50,154                Oh, hi.                     Uh, Gigi just called me.       238 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:51,364                  Oh.                 239 00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:53,491     I can't get ready on my own,     240 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,951         and I didn't want you                     to be late.             241 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,619                 Yeah.                             [chuckles]              242 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:57,912            Happy to help.            243 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,038                -Right.                              -Yeah.                244 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:01,624        No. Sure, that's great.       245 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:02,583              [chuckles]              246 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,752          Yeah. Um, I will...         247 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:06,546            see you... both           248 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:07,964      at Alice's show later then?     249 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,173                 [Nat]                              Oh, yeah.              250 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,216           I will be there.           251 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,884             Margaret Cho                     is on my bucket list.        252 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,970         -[chuckles] Not to...                       -Great.               253 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,513          ...fuck, just meet.         254 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:18,140          -Sure. Right. Um...                      -[chuckles]             255 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:19,475        All right. I love you.        256 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,726               Love you.              257 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,062                 Bye!                 258 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:24,522             [door opens]             259 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:25,648                 -Hi!                                 -Hi.                 260 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,108          -How are you doing?                    -[door closes]            261 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:28,776         Uh, I feel like shit.        262 00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:31,237              -[chuckles]                  -But I'm on a lot of drugs.     263 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,572                -Nice.                           -No, I'm good.            264 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:35,408        Honestly... [stammers]               I've had five days off.       265 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:37,660    I can't remember the last time            I had five days off.         266 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:40,204               Oh. Well,                     I actually do remember.       267 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:44,375    Yeah, it was when you got hand,      foot and mouth from the kids,    268 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:48,588    and I don't think you went out        in public for, like, a week.     269 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:49,672              Okay, fine.             270 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,550       Last time was when I had               hand, foot and mouth.        271 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,135                 Yeah.                272 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,683     Do you want to talk about...     273 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,978           ...what happened                     the other night?           274 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:06,939                  No.                 275 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,609              -[laughing]                    -All right. [chuckles]        276 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:12,194      I mean, honestly, it was...     277 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,821            it was nothing.           278 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:15,364                -Yeah.                               -Yeah.                279 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,825                -Right?                             -Mm. Yes.              280 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,994           slow, somber music        281 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:21,329                                    282 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,873             Yeah, no, no.                It's-it's good, Mom, I swear.    283 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,959    Jordi's just... having trouble               with boundaries           284 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,753     and, like, texting me a lot.     285 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:30,588        But I'm fine, you know?       286 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,632      I'm-I'm excited for class,                    you know?              287 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,383        I feel like it's, um...       288 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,260       a fresh start, you know?       289 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,970           Okay. I love you.          290 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,681            Yes. Yes, yes,                    it's on my keychain.         291 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:43,517        Okay. I love you. Bye.        292 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,936            [soft chatter]            293 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:51,525              Hey, y'all!                Um, my name is Samuel Hendrix.    294 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,902         I am your professor.         295 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:57,031      We're gonna investigate our      own individual creativity, 'kay?  296 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,658           Um, I am a poet,           297 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:01,202             a songwriter,                    a lousy piano player         298 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:02,328       and I wrote a book once.       299 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:03,788      That therefore qualifies me     300 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:07,208        to be your Introduction          to Creative Writing instructor.  301 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:09,460           -Welcome, y'all.                       -[chuckling]             302 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,462               -Okay...                       -[whispers] Fuck me.         303 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,506                 So...                304 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:15,049            we're gonna...            305 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,385      we're gonna jump right in.      306 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,470                 -Hey!                                -Hey!                307 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,472             -Happy 100th.                          -[gasps]               308 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,890              The chart.              309 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,308                -Right?                               -Oh!                 310 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,726       God, where it all began.       311 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,395            Just a reminder                of your humble beginnings.      312 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:28,688       I love it. Let's hang it.      313 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,022            Take that down.                I can't stand this picture.     314 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,273       I did your hair for that.      315 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:34,235    Well, I like my hair. I just...  316 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,945            This is better.           317 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:37,279                [Shane]                              Right?                318 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:38,447                [Alice]                             Love it!               319 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,616              -Ugh. Oh--                   -Do you still talk to her?      320 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,827             -No. No, no.                     -She was really cute.        321 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:43,994       Um, Bette and Tina got me      322 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,246            -those flowers.                       -That's nice.            323 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,622               -Pretty.                   -Glad they're making it work.    324 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,582            Mm. Tom got me                    a basket of Bic pens.        325 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:51,627             -That's odd.                -Well, you know, I turned down    326 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,962        -the marriage proposal.                      -Right.               327 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,672          But he's still able                 to be a good friend.         328 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,674         Or he's still hoping.        329 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:57,591                [sighs]               330 00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:58,759     Honestly, either way is fine.    331 00:11:58,843 --> 00:11:59,927         Is this for me, too?         332 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,429    -What? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.                 -This one.              333 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:03,222              That's just                     my old hair products.        334 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:04,515     Oh. Yeah, I don't want that.     335 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,434    I know you don't, but Ivy does.  336 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:09,562             And I figured                 I'd give 'em to her, so...      337 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:10,563                 Okay.                338 00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:11,939              Do you know                     where I can find her?        339 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,941           -Yeah. Over here.                    -[clears throat]           340 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,277       You two really hit it off                the other night.           341 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:18,487        -No, it was just work.                        -Mm.                 342 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,989             Where's Tess?            343 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:23,159            Unfortunately,                 she's not able to make it.      344 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:25,536           So she wanted me                   to send you her love.        345 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,329            Well, I'm sorry                   she's gonna miss it.         346 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,205               Me, too.               347 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,082           Oh. Real quick--           348 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,250        don't sit in the front.       349 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,585             I don't want                    to give too much away,        350 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,420             but there is                    a lube slip-and-slide.        351 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:35,671     It might get a little messy.     352 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,090          How do you come up                     with this shit?           353 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,509     Okay, so, VIPs are gonna hang    354 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,844         -in the   Alice   lounge.                        -Huh.                355 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,846      I got this queer winemaker                 to sponsor it.            356 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,931             Um, the list                is getting pretty long though,    357 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:47,975    so I'm thinking we do overflow              in the greenroom.          358 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,727    All right, that sounds... good.  359 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:50,770         I mean, that'll work.        360 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,314                -Um...                        -Oh, hey, how's Gigi?        361 00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:56,108             Uh, you know,                 ribs take a while to heal.      362 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,359  But other than that, she's fine.  363 00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:59,862        Okay. Well, hey, um...                   [clicks tongue]           364 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,155     when's she's feeling better,     365 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,073     why don't you guys come over                  for dinner?             366 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,950         -With me and Finley.                        -Uh...                367 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,410               M-Maybe.               368 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,995                 Ouch.                369 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,163             I said maybe.            370 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:10,831               -Come on.                            -[scoffs]              371 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,792             -This bitch.                   - Didn't see that coming      372 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:15,252         Didn't see that coming      373 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,963        There's also, I think,              like, a pipe or something      374 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,799       -rattling in the ceiling.                     -Okay.                375 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:20,800           Could be animals.          376 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,718                -Rats.                          -[Finley] Uh-oh.           377 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,053        I stopped feeding 'em.        378 00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,471         Okay, I'm gonna check                   everything out.           379 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:26,722        Okay, great. Thank you.       380 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,265     If you need anything from me,                  just come              381 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,391             and find me.                     I'll be here all day.        382 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,643            -Sounds great.                           -'Kay.                383 00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:33,395     Tess, please don't stay here.    384 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,689              I'm the one                     that broke the pipe.         385 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:36,816             I know, but--            386 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,567      Listen, you shouldn't have            to stay with the plumber.      387 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,486     I-I want to. Really. Please?     388 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:41,737              [stammers]                         No, it's fine.            389 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,406             My sponsee's                   already on the way and--       390 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,116        I got the highlighter.                   I got the book.           391 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,077         -I know the AA deal.                  -[chuckles softly]          392 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,412     -I can't ask you to do that.                     -No,                 393 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:51,455          you're not asking.          394 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,748                Please?               395 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,707              I want to.              396 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:54,667        Let me make this right.       397 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,335      Come on. Go be with Shane.      398 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,297               I was...               399 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,675       way harsh on her earlier.      400 00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:05,344           soft, somber music        401 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:08,180                                    402 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,307         [indistinct chatter]         403 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,268    [Hendrix] Next week's gonna be         a deep dive into structure,     404 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,477         so be ready for that.        405 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,312           Also, if you want               to hear some great writing,     406 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,857      my buddy is doing a reading           at the campus bookstore.       407 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,900            Hi, excuse me.               Will you just wait one second?    408 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,652                -Yeah.                        -Um, yeah, that's it.        409 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:22,820                Um, hi.               410 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:26,991      Uh, I have a quick question                   for you.               411 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,076               [quietly]                              Um...                412 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:31,203           it is you, right?          413 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,082        Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,            I knew it was you. [laughs]     414 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,083               [laughs]                                Hi!                 415 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,127           Um, yes, I just--          416 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:41,714            I wanted to say                    I'm sorry about...          417 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,675           like, kissing you                    the other night.           418 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:49,430  Um, just please know that won't,        like, ever happen again.       419 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,515         I had just broken up               with my first girlfriend       420 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,684        who I was in love with,              and my moms are, like,        421 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,352        getting back together,           which is, like, a whole thing.    422 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,647             And it's my--               it's my first week of college.    423 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,149    Anyway, I just want you to know  424 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:04,236      if-if you want me to, like,      drop your class, I totally will.  425 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:07,865     I'm happy you're in my class.    426 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,535                 Okay.                427 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,037             Okay. Great.             428 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,955        I'll see you next week?       429 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:16,790                See ya.               430 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:19,960           lighthearted music        431 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,880                                    432 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,094              [chuckles]              433 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,471            [stage manager]                     Give Alice five.           434 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,139              [assistant]              I thought you gave Wardrobe ten.  435 00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,016    Yeah, but we got to give Alice       five so she gets here on time.    436 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,435               -Oh, gotcha.                -[Shane] No, no, it's yours.     437 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,604  Thank you. Thank you, thank you.  438 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:39,980     -You don't need to thank me.                -Five minutes.            439 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,399       That was collecting dust                   in my garage.            440 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,233                 What?                441 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,070    This is literally liquid gold.    442 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,113           Y'all hear that?                   Nobody touch my shit.        443 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,990        -This is a no-fly zone.            -[hairdresser] Okay, okay.      444 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,617              [announcer]                      15 minutes, everyone.        445 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,410        15 minutes till showtime.      446 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,621              All right,                    I'm gonna go get my seat.      447 00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,998            You don't want                     to hang back here?          448 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,583     This is where all the fun is.    449 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,834   "All Diamonds" by Nightgames   450 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,711           I'll find a place         451 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:03,963             For myself...           452 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,881           [comedian] I feel               lots of love here, people.      453 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,591             -[Dani] Okay.                     -[comedian] Uh-huh.         454 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,093      -You know what time it is.            -All right, can I get you      455 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,220        any water or anything?                  You want some...           456 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,013  Oh, I heard there was champagne.  457 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,431     [audience whooping, laughing]    458 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,184      No, you're-- I mean, you're      probably busy. I-I could get it.  459 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,228      -[Dani] No, I-I can get it.               -You're so busy.           460 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,104            I will get it.            461 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,313           -You sure? Okay.                          -Yeah.                462 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,356           Yeah, yeah, yeah.          463 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,273           How you feeling?           464 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,316              -You okay?                           -I'm fine.              465 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,734          -Go do your thing.                         -Okay.                466 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,945     Well, the show starts in ten,    467 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,030         if you need anything                     before then.             468 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,031                 [Nat]                              Oh! I do.              469 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,701       Uh, these are for Alice.       470 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:34,868            Yeah. I wanted            471 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,328          to get her flowers,               but the lady by the side       472 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,081            of the freeway                only had oranges today, so...    473 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:39,999             there you go.            474 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,417         S-So you got oranges?        475 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,501              [chuckles]                              Okay.                476 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,544                 -Yep.                             -Wonderful.             477 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,546       I'll see she gets these.       478 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,715               -Thanks.                              -Yeah.                479 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,967                Mm-hmm.               480 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,803     I feel like she didn't think                that was funny.           481 00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:55,139    -I wouldn't take it personally.               -[chuckles]             482 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,849                 'Kay.                483 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,642  You got some fluff in your hair.  484 00:16:58,726 --> 00:16:59,727                  Oh.                 485 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,979               -Thanks.                             -Mm-hmm.               486 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,313                Got it?               487 00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,524        Hair's looking healthy.       488 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,943    You finally using new products?  489 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,446            Yeah, actually.           490 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:13,824               It's, uh,                   called Grape Jelly by Eli.      491 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:18,287      Yeah, it's applied by just          flinging it across the table.    492 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:19,997              -[chuckles]                     -It's in high demand.        493 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,248  I'll try and get you his number.  494 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:22,458            [snorts softly]           495 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,710          [audience laughing]         496 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,424       I saw you when I got hit.      497 00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:34,344  Yeah, I-I can't believe how fast        I was able to get there.       498 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,763                  No.                 499 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:40,517      The way they say your life            flashes before your eyes.      500 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:45,230        I saw you and the kids.       501 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,358              My family.              502 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:51,195        soft, sentimental music      503 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,655        I'm sure it was just...                  the adrenaline.           504 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,115        -You know? That's all.                -[Dani] Here you go.         505 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,450            Oh, thank you.            506 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:57,951                 Yeah.                507 00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,287              [comedian]                         What are they?            508 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,205             That's right.            509 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,499       Um, she didn't bring you                     a glass.               510 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,667                  No.                               [laughs]               511 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,586            You know what?                   That's okay. Actually,        512 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:10,255            I think I have                  a reusable straw in here.      513 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:11,924          -[chuckles softly]                       -Let's see.             514 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,384          upbeat, funky music        515 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,386         Na-na-na, na-na-na-na       516 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,473        Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na     517 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,600                  Whoo!                Let's take it from the top now   518 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:22,935        Take it from the top...      519 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,353                Finley?               520 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,687                 -Hi!                                 -Hi.                 521 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:26,897            -Carrie, right?                         -Yes, hi.              522 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,148           -Hi, how are you?                       -I'm good.              523 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,566          -Nice to meet you.                  -Thank you. You, too.        524 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,568               You know,               Tess described you so perfectly.  525 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,612                 -Oh.                     -She said, "Leonardo DiCaprio    526 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:34,905         from   Romeo + Juliet."        527 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,865         And with the hair and            everything, I totally see it.    528 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:40,035    Wow, that is weirdly the nicest   thing anybody's ever said to me.  529 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,203                 Wow.                 530 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,831      God, I must be on some kind            of gender journey, huh?       531 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:46,291     Yeah. I wouldn't know enough              about that to say.          532 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,043          -[chuckles softly]                   -So what do we do?          533 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,169          Uh, yeah, sit down.         534 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,754             -Right here?                            -Yeah.                535 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:51,713                 Okay.                536 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,882    Wait, so how do you know Tess?    537 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,051          I hit rock bottom.                   I went on a bender.         538 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,970           That's when Tess                    became my sponsor.          539 00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,596             So, I'm here             540 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:03,183     to tell you about the tsunami            of depression that...        541 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,935    kicked my ass after I found out  542 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,437            that my fiancée                   got back with her ex.        543 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,189       -Shit. [inhales sharply]                      -Yeah.                544 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,067        Well, we got this puppy                   to guide us.             545 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,069          -So, silver lining.                     -Okay. Right.            546 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,404     -Yeah, it can't hurt, right?                    -Yeah.                547 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,072             But, listen,                 I got to hit the head first.     548 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,867  I, like, pounded, like, a gallon      of iced tea on the way here.     549 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,535                Course.                   Uh, the water's out in here,     550 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,745      but right around the corner                  is Dana's.              551 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,372             Pop in there,                     there's a bathroom.         552 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,792    Okay, great. And, listen, I got     a free sub with my punch card.    553 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,335       If you want one, take it.      554 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:32,045          Oh, sweet. Thanks.          555 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,172           What-what is it?           556 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,132      Uh, it's turkey and cheese,                 no dressing.             557 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,092        I don't like wet bread.       558 00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,469             [door opens]             559 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,264              Copy that.              560 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,265             [door closes]            561 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,727            Kegel and hold.                      Kegel and hold.           562 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:47,895             Don't sneeze.            563 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,980         Oh, no. Don't sneeze.        564 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,064                 Okay.                565 00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,025             Almost there.            566 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,030             Oh, occupied!            567 00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,865              -Oh, geez!                              -Oh.                 568 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,366            -Oh, my, oh...                        -Oh, my God.             569 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,452          -Oh, boy. Oh, boy.           -No, no, no, no, no, oh, my God.  570 00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,745    Oh, my God, let me look at it.    571 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,246     -Oh, it's really coming out.                -Is it? Oh, no.           572 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,414     There's no, um, toilet paper.    573 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,708           -[laughs] You...                       -Oh, my God.             574 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,251      -Oh, it hurts when I laugh.                 -Oh, my God.             575 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,961         Oh, it's in my mouth.                 I taste the blood.          576 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,421            -What do we do?                   -Oh, I have an idea.         577 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,756      -Come here, come over here.              -I need something.          578 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:16,965    Come over here, come over here.  579 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,759                [Misty]                        Okay, it's working.         580 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,843       It feels okay, actually.       581 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,470          -It looks amazing.                       -Thank you.             582 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,512            [both laughing]           583 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:23,972          Okay. Um, this one?         584 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,265                 -Yes?                     -I'm going to take it out,      585 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,226        because it was kind of                  really bleeding,           586 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,936  so I'm gonna stick a new one in.  587 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,229             -Okay. Right.                           -Okay?                588 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:31,563           Okay, here we go.                       You ready?              589 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,564             -Go. Gentle.                            -Okay.                590 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,608           Don't freak out,                     don't freak out.           591 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,109               [exhales]                           We did it.              592 00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:37,236       Oh, I can breathe again.       593 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,695            -Not for long.                        -You got it?             594 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,073    -I'm going to jam it slowly...           -Oh? Yeah, that's nice.       595 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,574              -You okay?                         -Not too hard.            596 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:43,867              -You good?                          -That's good.            597 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,160           -[chuckles] Okay.                       -Thank you.             598 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,703             -Looks good.                      -My name's Carrie.          599 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,747              -I'm Misty.                    -It's nice to meet you.       600 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,748        Nice to meet you, yeah.       601 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,208      You do well under pressure.     602 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,919      It's a good thing I know so      much about leaky pipes, I guess.  603 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,170                -Right.                              -Yeah.                604 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,589              Holy shit,                     what the hell happened?       605 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,174          -It's a long story.                     -Yes, it is.             606 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,467     Yeah, we're all good, though.    607 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,885       -Yeah, we're good. Yeah.                -Yeah. Don't worry.         608 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,345          Oh, there's, like,                     no toilet paper           609 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,222    in this whole entire bathroom.    610 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,515     Oh, that's actually my fault.    611 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,350             I, um, yeah,                  I was supposed to do that.      612 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,851            -[Misty] Okay.                 -Are you sure you're good?      613 00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,228       -Yeah, yeah. We're good.                   -We're good.             614 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,688             -You're good.                        -We're good.             615 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,649            [clears throat]                          Okay...               616 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,067             Ooh, la, la...          617 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,610          [Sophie]   All right,               contestants, are you ready?     618 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,320      Here are your microphones,                   all right?              619 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,822           You're gonna talk                  into them like this,         620 00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,198          -blah, blah, blah.                      -[clattering]            621 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,158            -Wait a minute.                  -Somebody cut her off.        622 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,868  Where's contestant number three?  623 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,453              [slurring]                     Are these Beyond Beef,        624 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:29,746      or are these the real deal?     625 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,457       [assistant] Guys, just be            aware of what's going on.      626 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:36,128              [muttering]                   Anybody-- you don't know.      627 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:37,212                Mmm...                             [slurping]              628 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,215            [gasps softly]                        Fuck my life.            629 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,425               [exhales]              630 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:43,260      [Alice] You know, I'm much           better with emotional ties.     631 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,511          [audience laughing]         632 00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:47,514              This feels                     a little more literal.        633 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:48,765              [laughter]              634 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,394      But it does remind me a lot      of a relationship I was in once.  635 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,980                Oh...!                636 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,482              -[cheering]                      -[Alice] I did it!          637 00:21:57,524 --> 00:21:59,067              Thank you.              638 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,403              [announcer]                      Hang tight, everyone.        639 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,988                15 minutes                     until the next segment.       640 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,240      There's nothing suspicious          about anything you're doing.     641 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,617    What, am I not being discrete?    642 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,786           Uh, no. You'd be                   a terrible criminal.         643 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,122              Oh, please.                    I could commit crimes.        644 00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:13,498    Yeah, and not get away with it.  645 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:17,836           That's just mean.                It's mean and it's wrong.      646 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,339               [quietly]                        I could... kill.           647 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:26,261              [chuckling]                  Or maybe pillage something.     648 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,808       Can I tell you something?      649 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:32,976                Mm-hmm.               650 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:37,189  I keep trying to understand what      I was feeling in that moment.    651 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,693          Like, what it means                    that I saw you.           652 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:48,533    Do you think it means anything?  653 00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:54,164        Are you smizing at me?        654 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,332               Smizing?               655 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,792               Smizing?                          From   Top Model?           656 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,877              [chuckling]             657 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,337            Can you please                    stop making me laugh?        658 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,005         -My ribs are bruised.              -What? What do you watch?      659 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,757         My ribs are bruised.         660 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:06,093           Well, stop saying                   ridiculous things.          661 00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:07,886  You're the one being ridiculous.  662 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:10,889         Um, actually, you're              the one with a head injury.     663 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:14,559      You were concussed and now         you're drinking on painkillers,  664 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:18,146          so I'm pretty sure              you're not thinking straight.    665 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,607             Safe to say.             666 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,904            -We met at 18.                          -I know.               667 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:29,699          -Well, you were 19.              -No, you're older than me.      668 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,118             -No, I'm not.                       -Yes, you are.            669 00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:34,413       -I-I always mix that up.           -I know, I don't understand.     670 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,790             -You were 18?                            -Yes.                671 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,375            [Nat chuckles]            672 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,836              gentle music           673 00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:42,087                                    674 00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,922              [chuckles]              675 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:46,967          -Dani, Dani, Dani!                   -Thank you so much.         676 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,552        -Dani, I need a favor.                     -Thank you.             677 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:50,387          Why don't you carry                   your own tampons?          678 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,139            -What? No. I...                           -Hi.                 679 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:54,975         I-I lost a contestant                for the dating game,         680 00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:56,101          and I need someone.         681 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,269     Can you please do it for me?     682 00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:58,770             [stammering]                   It's in six, six minutes.      683 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,814         No. I have to go get            Billie Jean off the red carpet.  684 00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:02,149        She won't stop smiling                  for the cameras.           685 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:03,442              You do it.                         You got it. Go.           686 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:06,445      God! Why are you the worst?     687 00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:13,535          slow, dramatic music       688 00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:15,954                                    689 00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:19,541        [announcer]   All right,               everyone in the audience,      690 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:22,043            we are gonna start                  in just a few minutes.       691 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,838         -Please take your seats.                   -[applause]             692 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:27,007            intriguing music         693 00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:29,426                                    694 00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:38,602    You know, your timing could not     have been more perfect, really.  695 00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:40,896       Well, I'm just glad it's           getting put to some good use.    696 00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:42,522            [Ivy] You know,                   I think I need, like,        697 00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:43,732       a little bit of a revamp.      698 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:45,609            I've just been                    on those dating apps.        699 00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:47,110        Like, they're terrible.       700 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:49,863    -Oh, those dating apps... yeah.         -Absolutely terrifying.       701 00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:53,158        Yeah. And I've been out          the game for like... two years.  702 00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,409           -Two years, huh?                          -Yeah.                703 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,536             -I had a kid.                   -I know you had a kid.        704 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:58,580          You mentioned that                     when I met you.           705 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,707     You don't seem like the type          that wants to see pictures      706 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,459      so I'm not gonna show you.      707 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,461     I'd see, I'd see it if you'd            like to show it to me.        708 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,629              -Oh, yeah?                      -I'm not against it.         709 00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:06,713                 Okay.                             [chuckles]              710 00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:08,548           She is everything          711 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,634    and she has also sucked me dry.  712 00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:15,388     I just don't feel like myself           all the way, you know?        713 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,725                 Yeah.                714 00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:20,810         Yeah. [clears throat]                I can relate to that.        715 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,772      I think I need to get back                  on the horse.            716 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:26,233        I think you're gonna do                    just fine.              717 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,571               Hi, guys.                      I need a favor. Um...        718 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,782       Can you get her ready in,               like, four minutes?         719 00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:36,660       -She's not talking to me.                  -We'll do it.            720 00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:37,827                -Yeah.                        -Oh, my God, amazing.        721 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:39,037           -Okay, sit down.                           -Hi.                 722 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,372                 -Hi.                          -What's your name?          723 00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:42,082               -Taylor.                           -Hi, Taylor.             724 00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:44,292        I'm Ivy, this is Shane.       725 00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:46,211             -Hey, Taylor.                            -Hey.                726 00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:48,171        Yeah, we're gonna take              really good care of you.       727 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,840         Do you have any do's,                     any don'ts?             728 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:52,050       Uh, just no red lipstick.      729 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:54,427          My mom subjected me               to pageants as a toddler,      730 00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:55,804       so it's very triggering.       731 00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:58,306          Okay. Take it away.                    Do your thing.            732 00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:02,310                Taylor.               733 00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,729          -[chuckles softly]                         -May I?               734 00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,189                 Yeah.                735 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,899              [producer]                         And we're rolling.         736 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,360        [applause and cheering]       737 00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:14,239         [Alice] Welcome back                 to my 100th episode.         738 00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:16,950         As many of you know,                 I'm currently single,        739 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,244     so I figured what better way               to meet someone,           740 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:21,913        than on TV in front of                 a studio audience?          741 00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:24,749              -[laughter]                   -So to help me out today,      742 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:28,545      we've brought the original              bisexual comedienne,         743 00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:31,715     a woman who has paved the way             for so many of us,          744 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:36,553            my first crush,                 my friend, Margaret Cho!       745 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,096              [cheering]              746 00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:40,724          [upbeat music playing]       747 00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:42,225                 Hey!                 748 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,145              Thank you!              749 00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:46,771       Oh, this is so exciting.       750 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:50,692     So, you know how this works,           we have some contestants,      751 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,736         we're gonna ask them                    some questions.           752 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:53,987         Alice is gonna decide        753 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:56,072       amongst three candidates                who's best, right?          754 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:57,574              Yes, well,                    you're going to help me.       755 00:26:57,657 --> 00:27:00,118    [Margaret] I'm gonna be making            some snide commentary        756 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,120          -from over here...                       -[laughter]             757 00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:03,288      It's gonna be so fabulous.      758 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,789           -I'm so excited.                      -Sounds dreamy.           759 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,333          -Let's start. Okay.                      -I love it.             760 00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:09,461              [cheering]              761 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,129                 Okay.                762 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,130        Contestant number one,        763 00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:13,256        tell me about yourself.       764 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,966              -Hi, Alice.                             -Oh.                 765 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:18,219    -Ooh, that is a deep baritone.                   -Okay.                766 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:19,220             I'm into it.             767 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,722               I'm from                     a small town in Montana,       768 00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:23,308          where rush hour is                  a moose in the road.         769 00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:25,310     Oh, this is gonna be simple.     770 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:26,686       Um, Ivy, can you grab me       771 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,271       that product in your bag?      772 00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,982       Yeah, I just want to see                    what it is.             773 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:32,942                  No.                 774 00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:35,028     Uh, just find a nice backdrop            outside or something.        775 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:38,365       Get singles, get groups.                  I need options.           776 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:39,658            Thank you. Hi.            777 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:42,077       Everything looks so good.      778 00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:43,536              Thank you.              779 00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:44,746          I'm gonna go home.          780 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:48,708            Oh, it's early.                   Are you feeling okay?        781 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,920        Yes, but I just really                  want to get back.          782 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:54,089              Okay, okay.                     I'll call you a car.         783 00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:56,216              No, no, no.                     Don't worry about it.        784 00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:58,593        Nat's going to take me.       785 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:01,388            [sighs heavily]           786 00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:03,056           What's going on?           787 00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:04,182           What do you mean?          788 00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:06,476        I mean, what's going on                 with you and Nat?          789 00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:09,688         -Nothing is going on.                       -Okay.                790 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,315       -We can talk more later.                       -No.                 791 00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:13,817    I'd like to talk about it now.    792 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,860                [Alice]                      Contestant number one,        793 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,738         why don't you tell me              how you spend your days?       794 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,407          I'm a veterinarian                     for a nonprofit           795 00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:22,909         that rescues animals                from natural disasters.       796 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,160              [audience]                              Aww.                 797 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:26,705               [laughs]                           He's perfect.            798 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:29,082      Definitely a serial killer.     799 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,084              [laughing]                             Agreed.               800 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:33,712          Okay, let's move on               to contestant number two.      801 00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:37,424     Can you beat the butt-dialing          rescue vet from Montana?       802 00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,467              -I'll try.                            -[gasps]               803 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:43,096       Um, I was born in India,                raised in New York.         804 00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:47,100       Uh, I run a cold storage                start-up for NFTs.          805 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,393              [Margaret]                               Oh.                 806 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:51,396        -Cold storage for NFTs?        -I have no idea what that means.  807 00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:52,939              -[laughter]                    -[Margaret] Number two,       808 00:28:53,022 --> 00:28:54,733           what is the most                    embarrassing thing          809 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:56,151     that's ever happened to you?     810 00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,569      The most embarrassing thing     811 00:28:57,652 --> 00:29:02,866       that's happened to me was           I threw up in the front car     812 00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:06,661         of a roller coaster,                   on a first date.           813 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,080          -[audience] Ooh...                    -[Margaret] Wow.           814 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:10,707                [Shane]                           Looks great.             815 00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:11,916               [Taylor]                         I don't know why           816 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,501             I have to be                    on TV right now, but...       817 00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:15,420  All right, we're done. Let's go,       we got to go, we got to go.     818 00:29:15,503 --> 00:29:16,838               -Come on.                          -Okay, okay.             819 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:19,048     Oh, wait, don't forget this.     820 00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:21,968            You want a girl                 that can just, you know,       821 00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:22,969            really go up...           822 00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:24,137           -And down. Yeah.                     -...and go down.           823 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:26,806              -[laughter]                       -We like that...           824 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:29,184                [Shane]                  All right, good luck, have fun.  825 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,896           -She looks great.                    -She does, yeah.           826 00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:34,856                ALICE:                   Okay, contestant number three.    827 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,733            Same question.            828 00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:38,359            -Number three?                       -Don't be shy.            829 00:29:38,401 --> 00:29:40,069              [Margaret]                   Don't be shy, number three.     830 00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:42,030    -Okay, go answer the question.          -[Margaret] Number three?      831 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:43,364              Okay, okay.                     What's the question?         832 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,949             Say something                    funny about yourself.        833 00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:48,703         Um. Something, um...                      I'm, uh...              834 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:49,788       Something funny about me?      835 00:29:49,829 --> 00:29:51,122      I'm from Normal, Illinois.      836 00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:53,500          [Alice] That's more                of a fact than a joke,        837 00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:55,668         but, okay, I'll play.        838 00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:57,420      What's so normal about it?      839 00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:58,797              [Margaret]                       And would I fit in?         840 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,799          Um, uh, the people,         841 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,177  I-I guess, make it normal, um...  842 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,346    That voice sounds so familiar.    843 00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:09,808       So, number three, what's            the most embarrassing thing     844 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,935     that's ever happened to you?     845 00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:13,645       I mean, well, this moment      846 00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:15,730      -would have to be up there.                  -[laughter]             847 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:17,482          And, number three,          848 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:20,151      who is your hero, and why?      849 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:25,073            Oh, gosh, um...                  was it animal or human?       850 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:27,784              -[laughter]                     -Aw, that's so cute.         851 00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:29,160        upbeat, energetic music      852 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:31,120    -All right, I got one for you.                -What's that?            853 00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:35,375       One time, after a bottle          of Goldschläger, remember that?  854 00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:38,545          One-way bus ticket,                  Kansas City to L.A.         855 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:40,380            Just picked up                    everything and moved.        856 00:30:40,463 --> 00:30:41,548          God, I hate moving.         857 00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:43,424       It's like the worst thing               in the world to me.         858 00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:45,468          Yeah, but at least                   I used to do stuff.         859 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,719        It's like, being sober        860 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:48,471        makes it harder to make              those moves, you know?        861 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:49,681                Mm-hmm.               862 00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:52,600      Like, I've got a whole list         of shit I just haven't done.     863 00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,435          Really, like what?          864 00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:57,438          I mean, I got this                  college application.         865 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,732          It's been saved on                 my desktop for months.        866 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:00,859         It's due at midnight,        867 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:02,277           and I just, like,                I can't pull the trigger.      868 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,695               [Carrie]                     Well, you got to do that       869 00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:05,947       or you're gonna regret it           your whole life, you know?      870 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:06,906                [Misty]                               Okay.                871 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,199         So everything's done.        872 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:10,952     Um, if you have any problems,           your boss has my info.        873 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:13,413      Again, I'm-I'm really sorry               about everything.          874 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:15,623                -Yeah.                 -Really, the nose and, you know.  875 00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:18,001        But the tampons worked.             Your nose looks perfect.       876 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:20,336  [Carrie] I think it looks better          than when I came in.         877 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:22,255      -[laughs] It was fun, so...                    -Yeah.                878 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:23,715          You know, it was--                     it wasn't good,           879 00:31:23,756 --> 00:31:24,841      but it was good, you know?      880 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,092             -Right. Okay.                         -All right.             881 00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:27,510           -Bye. It's, um...                  -[Misty] Yeah, sorry.        882 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,470              Good night.             883 00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:31,097             You like her.            884 00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:32,807           I don't know her.          885 00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:34,267           You ask her out,                       I'll send in             886 00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:36,811       -my college application.                  -[door closes]            887 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,730                 Deal.                888 00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:39,939             -Wait, what?                            -Deal.                889 00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:41,149       No, I was fucking around!      890 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:44,068       -No, you send that shit.                      -Fuck.                891 00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:46,487      Wow, she's doing it. Okay.      892 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,532              [sputters]              893 00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:52,493        upbeat, energetic music        894 00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:56,581                 Okay.                               [sighs]               895 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,668         Holy shit, I did it.         896 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:03,254       -I did it. Did you do it?                   -I did it.              897 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:04,505              -[screams]                           -I did it!              898 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,215              -[laughing]                     -Can you believe it?         899 00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:07,383                 -No!                           -Thursday night.           900 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:08,843           -You got a date.                        -Well, no.              901 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,386      -It's not actually a date.                  -What is it?             902 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:12,555           I sort of joined                    her bowling league.         903 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:13,723       I'm the newest member of       904 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,267           "I Can't Believe                     It's Not Gutter."          905 00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,686           [chuckles softly]                     You know what?            906 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:20,521        Playing the long game.                    I'll take it.            907 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,649                                    908 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,025            [radio playing]           909 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:25,151                 Okay.                910 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:27,487             Mama, Gloria,            911 00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:28,821         I'm heading out now.         912 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:32,075          Don't be late, Deb,               I've got a shift at 8:00.      913 00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:34,369            Mama, it's me.            914 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:37,288       Remember, your sister Deb                 is in Florida.            915 00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:38,790              Oh, right.              916 00:32:38,831 --> 00:32:40,917  You never should've married him.  917 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,627           [radio announcer]           Speaking of songs of yesterday,    918 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:46,172  here's Carly Simon with her hit,            "You Belong to Me."         919 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:47,966           ["You Belong to Me"                 by Carly Simon playing]       920 00:32:48,007 --> 00:32:50,593                [Patty]                         This is my song.           921 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,641              Oh, my God.             922 00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:03,356               [laughs]                    She used to blast this song     923 00:33:03,439 --> 00:33:07,193       in the car when she would               drive me to school.         924 00:33:07,276 --> 00:33:08,945             Were you looking                    for my reaction?          925 00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:11,698       Like, lean out the window               smoking cigarettes.         926 00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:16,327             It would piss               all the other moms off so much.  927 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:17,996             I believe it.            928 00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:22,750        Carly Simon once bummed               a cigarette from me.         929 00:33:23,292 --> 00:33:26,671        You never told me that.                 That is so cool!           930 00:33:26,754 --> 00:33:30,591    There's certain things a mother     should never tell her daughter.  931 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,510            [both laughing]           932 00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:34,345     Come dance with me, come on.     933 00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:37,140           I would love to.           934 00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:41,060            You belong to me         935 00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:43,646                Tell her,                   tell her you were fooling      936 00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:45,606            You belong to me         937 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,859        You don't even know her      938 00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:49,694            You belong to me         939 00:33:49,777 --> 00:33:52,321        Tell her that I love you     940 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:55,700            You belong to me         941 00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:58,077        [Shane] So you've been               working here how long?        942 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:01,372    Like six, seven months... ish?    943 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:02,665               -Really?                              -Yeah.                944 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:06,544     -Surprised I hadn't met you.            -Well, you didn't look.       945 00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:08,629            -I didn't know.                        -Oh, okay.              946 00:34:08,671 --> 00:34:10,173              [chuckles]              947 00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:13,092     You know, it didn't take you              that long to, like,         948 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:14,343          jump right back in.         949 00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:16,179       -And you did that, so...             -No, no, no, no, don't--       950 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:17,680           You can't give me                  that kind of credit.         951 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,308             I was-- I was                    following your lead.         952 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,060                  Mm.                 953 00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:30,151             "Bad" by Azure          954 00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:32,070             Come with me.            955 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:37,158                                    956 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,243             [door closes]            957 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:45,833          Red wine stained keys,                     a melody              958 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:50,838              Suffocation of                      a broken heart           959 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:57,261             Violently sweet,                      till I bleed            960 00:34:57,303 --> 00:35:01,265             Your cigarettes,                they linger on my mouth       961 00:35:01,307 --> 00:35:04,852         Oh, I never should have               let you call me baby        962 00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:08,397           It burns every time                   I hear it lately          963 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:11,734            I've come undone         964 00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:16,114   Oh, I never thought I'd drown              in your ocean eyes         965 00:35:16,197 --> 00:35:20,243            A part of me lives                   on your bedside           966 00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:26,374             I don't know why                   I want you so bad          967 00:35:26,415 --> 00:35:28,668   Can't get you out of my head   968 00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:33,339          Maybe I'm crazy 'cause           I don't care if you hate me     969 00:35:33,422 --> 00:35:37,385             I don't know why                   I want you so bad          970 00:35:37,426 --> 00:35:40,096   Can't get you out of my head   971 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:44,684          Maybe I'm crazy 'cause           I don't care if you hate me     972 00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:49,814             I don't know why                   I want you so bad          973 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:56,112              Don't know why                    I want you so bad          974 00:35:57,113 --> 00:36:00,074       So, what-what is going on                between you two?           975 00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:01,117               Nothing.               976 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,244         I can feel it, okay?         977 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:06,164           On the ambulance,                    our lips touched.          978 00:36:06,205 --> 00:36:07,498              [stammers]                         It was nothing.           979 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:09,917         -It was an accident.              -Are you trying to hurt me?     980 00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:11,377       Of course I'm not trying                   to hurt you.             981 00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:13,504              Okay, then,                     what we have is good.        982 00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,131        Why are you doing this?       983 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,591         We have a good thing.        984 00:36:16,674 --> 00:36:18,384              I'm just...             985 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:20,887             I'm confused.            986 00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:22,555           You're confused?           987 00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:25,349         When I... got hit...         988 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,686      ...I saw Nat and the kids.      989 00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:31,564              And not me.             990 00:36:31,647 --> 00:36:34,192      I don't know what it means.          That's why I'm telling you.     991 00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:36,527       What are you saying to me                   right now?              992 00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:43,826         [sighs] I don't know,                    I need time.             993 00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:48,831       Okay. You take your time.      994 00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:50,374               I'm done.              995 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,923         [Taylor] And this all              happened in the backseat       996 00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:58,299       of the family Astro van.       997 00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:01,010          [audience laughing]         998 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:03,179               Oh, shit.                       Um, you know what?          999 00:37:03,262 --> 00:37:06,682  Uh, Miss Cho, could you actually        just forget I said that?       1000 00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,142         Oh, contestant three,        1001 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:11,103             I don't think                   I can unring that bell.       1002 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:13,940  There's no shame in masturbating   in the back of your family's car  1003 00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:15,733              as long as                    your family's not there.       1004 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:19,111      [Margaret] No shame at all,               three. No shame.           1005 00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:21,864      -For me there is a little.                -[bell tinkling]           1006 00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,241             Oh, you know                     what that bell means,        1007 00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:26,202             we have time                    for one last question.        1008 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,746      -What do you think, Alice?               -I think I'm ready.         1009 00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:30,790                -Okay.                         -It's very simple.          1010 00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:32,083              [Margaret]                              Yes.                 1011 00:37:32,166 --> 00:37:34,043      Why do you want to date me?     1012 00:37:34,126 --> 00:37:36,212          What's not to love?         1013 00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:37,505                 Aww!                 1014 00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:41,300      Smart, sexy and beautiful.                The full package.          1015 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:43,261         [audience murmuring]         1016 00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:44,512  We should do this every episode.  1017 00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:46,430          [audience laughing]         1018 00:37:46,472 --> 00:37:48,182      Uh, well, they promised me      1019 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:49,976             a coffee mug                   if I did the show, so...       1020 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:51,769            [loud laughter]           1021 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:52,853             The free mug?            1022 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:56,357            [laughing] Wow.                  What do you say, Alice?       1023 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,110               Loveable,                     full package, free mug.       1024 00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:03,072          And unlike women's             reproductive rights in America,  1025 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,782    this choice is entirely yours.    1026 00:38:04,865 --> 00:38:07,201        -[murmured agreements]                   -[Alice sighs]            1027 00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:09,120        I don't know, Margaret.             They're all so dateable.       1028 00:38:09,161 --> 00:38:12,290      [audience yelling numbers]      1029 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,880       Mm... There's one person       1030 00:38:19,922 --> 00:38:22,758           that I would like                 to get to know better.        1031 00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:25,386    Contestant three, I choose you!  1032 00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:28,514          -[confetti popping]                      -[cheering]             1033 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:31,017              [Margaret]                 Contestant three, come on down.  1034 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,810             Two and one,             1035 00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,061  uh, meet me in my dressing room.  1036 00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:36,522                 -You.                              -It's me.              1037 00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:38,774               -[laughs]                       -The coffee stand.          1038 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,276                 Yeah.                1039 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:41,569             You're funny.            1040 00:38:41,652 --> 00:38:43,487              [chuckles]                    For a regular gal. Yeah.       1041 00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:45,031              [Margaret]                           All right.              1042 00:38:45,072 --> 00:38:48,534       We're here, we're queer!       1043 00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:50,619           And we have love.          1044 00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:52,330        -Love is love is love!                      -Love it.              1045 00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:56,042        Until the Supreme Court           takes that away from us, too.    1046 00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:57,418         [laughter, cheering]         1047 00:38:57,460 --> 00:39:00,338          And pee after sex,                 everyone, don't forget!       1048 00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:04,633         Thank you so much for            having me, Alice, thank you.     1049 00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:07,470         Good night, everyone!        1050 00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:11,849             Are you okay?            1051 00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:17,313                  No.                 1052 00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:22,193      You can sleep on my couch,                  if you want.             1053 00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:24,278        No, I'm fine on my own.       1054 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,782        [sighs] But you should                really let me drive.         1055 00:39:27,823 --> 00:39:31,202           Oh, don't worry,                 I only had a couple sips.      1056 00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:33,704          I just mean you're                  a really bad driver.         1057 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:35,790                [Dani]                         Fuck you! Fuck you!         1058 00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:37,917             -[Nat] Whoa!                   -[Gigi] Jesus, what is--       1059 00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:39,043             What is that?            1060 00:39:39,126 --> 00:39:40,378     -[Gigi] Can you please drive?                 -Fuck you!              1061 00:39:40,419 --> 00:39:41,837         -They're my oranges!                      -Yeah, go!              1062 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,631     -[Gigi] Can you please drive?          -[Nat] Those are a gift!       1063 00:39:43,672 --> 00:39:45,466     -Nat, could you please drive?         -[Nat] I spent $20 on them.     1064 00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:46,801             I understand,                     could you please--?         1065 00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:48,719     -That was for my ex! Our ex.                    -Jesus.               1066 00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:51,180          [tires screeching]          1067 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:53,349               [groans]               1068 00:39:53,432 --> 00:39:55,101                [pants]               1069 00:39:55,142 --> 00:39:57,269          slow, dramatic music       1070 00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:58,938                                    1071 00:39:58,979 --> 00:40:01,107           slow, funky music         1072 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:03,067                                    1073 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:06,612               [Sophie]                            ...so much.             1074 00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:09,407     I'll see you tomorrow, okay?                   Good job.              1075 00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:14,370               -[sighs]                      - Been feeling defeated      1076 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,164               Oh, no...             1077 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:18,707                 Hey.                 1078 00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:21,168    What the hell happened to you?    1079 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:24,713        This is the second time       1080 00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:27,383      that the person I wanted to      marry ran off with someone else.  1081 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,677                Ha ha.                1082 00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:33,889             Oh... orange?            1083 00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:37,726            -Yeah. Thanks.                          -Mm-hmm.               1084 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:38,936               [grunts]               1085 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:41,981          Don't fall down, baby,                 don't fall down           1086 00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:43,899          Don't fall, just...        1087 00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:47,236      -Hey, you're gonna be okay.                     -Mm.                 1088 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,280             You got this.                     You'll bounce back.         1089 00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:50,489                You...                             [chuckles]              1090 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:52,658            You're the most                  together person I know.       1091 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:55,703               [scoffs]                           Not anymore.             1092 00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:59,915        -Turns out, that's you.                     -[laughs]              1093 00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:03,878            I don't... mm,                  I don't know about that.       1094 00:41:03,919 --> 00:41:06,046       You're crushing at work.       1095 00:41:06,088 --> 00:41:07,923         Made it through rehab                    with Finley.             1096 00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:11,594       Been going through changes   1097 00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:13,762                 Oh...               1098 00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:14,930               Hey, um,               1099 00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:18,642    I was just gonna grab my stuff           and go home. [chuckles]       1100 00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:22,104            -Yeah. Me, too.                     -[clears throat]           1101 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:24,273           Threw it all away         1102 00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:27,735              Everyone makes                      mistakes, yeah           1103 00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:31,530       Oh, no, don't fall down...   1104 00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:33,741              Hey, uh...              1105 00:41:33,782 --> 00:41:35,367        You want to come over?        1106 00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:39,205          Don't fall down, baby,                don't fall down...         1107 00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:40,831           Um... Are you...?          1108 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:42,750      Are you trying to get back           together with me right now?     1109 00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:44,210              -[laughing]                        -Because, um...           1110 00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:47,755              No. No, no.             1111 00:41:47,796 --> 00:41:49,924         Not a fucking chance.        1112 00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:52,885          Yeah. I'll see you                   at the house then.          1113 00:41:52,968 --> 00:41:54,595                -Okay.                               -Yeah.                1114 00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:55,596            See you later.            1115 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:59,642   Things are gonna get better     1116 00:42:00,976 --> 00:42:05,022   Things are gonna get better     1117 00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,859             I was, like,                    this close to falling.        1118 00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:10,528              [laughing]                          I was like...            1119 00:42:10,569 --> 00:42:12,947           -Hey! We did it!                        -[cheering]             1120 00:42:12,988 --> 00:42:14,281              [whooping]              1121 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:17,243         Great job, everybody.                     Great job.              1122 00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:19,411          [upbeat music playing]       1123 00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:21,830                                    1124 00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:23,832                 Hey!                 1125 00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:25,709       Are you-are you leaving?       1126 00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:27,253           The party's just                     getting started.           1127 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:29,713              Yeah, yeah,                   I'm just gonna head home.      1128 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:33,842       You don't want to cash in                on that big date?          1129 00:42:33,884 --> 00:42:35,010               [laughs]               1130 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,304     -Really, no, it's-it's okay.                     -Oh.                 1131 00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:39,515             I mean, hey,                     I-I got the free mug.        1132 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:42,184             They threw in                  two extra T-shirts, so...      1133 00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:43,435                -Nice.                             -I'm good.              1134 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:45,229         Yeah, that's enough.         1135 00:42:45,271 --> 00:42:46,480            -Hey, listen...                          -Yeah?                1136 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:49,066      ...really, congratulations                 on everything.            1137 00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:52,611         I mean, you should be             really proud of all of it.      1138 00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:56,574        Big chef's kiss for you                and your big night.         1139 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:06,834        Um, you're not regular.       1140 00:43:07,459 --> 00:43:09,253              Yes, I am.                           [chuckles]              1141 00:43:09,878 --> 00:43:10,963            Well, so am I.            1142 00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:15,509       There's a 45-foot picture                 of you outside.           1143 00:43:17,219 --> 00:43:18,429         Okay, I've been you.         1144 00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,431           A long time ago,                  I dated someone famous        1145 00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:22,558            when I wasn't,                  so I know it's different.      1146 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,102        But I'm just a person.        1147 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,606         And I like your weird                   sense of humor.           1148 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:30,649           You know, that's,                that's not the compliment      1149 00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:32,651       I think you think it is.       1150 00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:33,902           And you're cute.           1151 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:37,740     Well, you know, I can't speak         to that one so much, so...      1152 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:40,909          Come on, one date.                    One regular date.          1153 00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:43,579       What do you say? Just...       1154 00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:45,664      You can keep the T-shirts.      1155 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:46,957              [chuckles]              1156 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,584      I don't know about the mug.     1157 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,210              [laughing]              1158 00:43:50,252 --> 00:43:55,007       I cannot believe I missed            Alice in a straitjacket.       1159 00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:57,635              -[laughing]              -I know, and that Velcro target?  1160 00:43:57,718 --> 00:43:58,927      Oh, my God, that was a hit.     1161 00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:00,554           -It was so good.                   -[shrieks] I'm sure.         1162 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,723               -[laughs]                              -Oh.                 1163 00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:05,684               [Sophie]                      Well, um, yeah, I think       1164 00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:07,895    -Shane's backstage somewhere--                 -Hey, Tess.             1165 00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:09,104            You showed up.            1166 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:11,607                 -Hi.                                 -Hi.                 1167 00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:13,150                 Yeah.                              [kisses]               1168 00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:15,486         -I'm sorry I'm late.                         -Oh.                 1169 00:44:15,527 --> 00:44:16,737    I would have been here sooner,    1170 00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:18,447         it's just my mom was                  having this, like,          1171 00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:20,783       -really amazing moment--              -It's okay, it's okay.        1172 00:44:20,824 --> 00:44:23,285           -Yeah, it's okay.                         -Okay.                1173 00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:24,578                 Um...                1174 00:44:25,287 --> 00:44:28,832          I'm sorry I snapped                    at you earlier.           1175 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:31,627           All is forgiven.           1176 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:32,711                 Yeah.                1177 00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:34,630       But I think they wrapped,              didn't they, Sophie?         1178 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:35,923              -[Tess] Oh.                      -Yeah, we wrapped.          1179 00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:37,549            -[Shane] Yeah.                    -Yeah, but there's...        1180 00:44:37,591 --> 00:44:38,967           there's a party.           1181 00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:40,678      I know, but I'm exhausted.      1182 00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:42,137                -Okay.                           -Is that okay?            1183 00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:43,347         Can we just go home?         1184 00:44:43,430 --> 00:44:44,473      That's okay, let's go home.     1185 00:44:44,556 --> 00:44:45,891              -You sure?                      -Yeah, let's go home.        1186 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:47,393          I'm sorry you drove                all the way over here,        1187 00:44:47,476 --> 00:44:48,352        -but is that all right?                  -No, it's fine.           1188 00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:49,770                 Okay.                1189 00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:50,979          Thank you, Sophie.          1190 00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:52,439               [Sophie]                   Bye, guys, have a good night.    1191 00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:53,774                 -Bye.                             -Bye, Soph.             1192 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:56,026                 Bye.                 1193 00:44:57,903 --> 00:45:00,322              Great show.             1194 00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:01,615                 Uh...                1195 00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:03,742         Uh, same-same to you.        1196 00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:05,452            'Cause I'd really,                    really miss ya           1197 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,955           So cool, cool, cool,                  baby, shake that          1198 00:45:07,996 --> 00:45:10,290       You're the best in the room,          you don't have to try        1199 00:45:10,332 --> 00:45:12,501               Show no fear                  when you cross the line       1200 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,378           Even when it rains,                you bring the shine...       1201 00:45:14,461 --> 00:45:15,337                [Micah]                               Hey.                 1202 00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:17,214               [Finley]                      What...? What'd I say?        1203 00:45:17,297 --> 00:45:19,133         Relax, I'm just going             to get something to drink,      1204 00:45:19,174 --> 00:45:20,384            go to my room,            1205 00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:22,010     and you can have your special             night with Sophie.          1206 00:45:22,052 --> 00:45:23,429           -You'll be fine.                        -Thank you.             1207 00:45:23,470 --> 00:45:25,389             -I love you.                     -Yeah. You, too. Hey.        1208 00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:27,349       Hey, you know, if there's                 any leftovers,            1209 00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:29,435       that steak looks amazing.      1210 00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:31,687             It's chicken.            1211 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,981                 -Oh.                             -[door opens]            1212 00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:35,357                 Hey.                 1213 00:45:35,441 --> 00:45:36,442                 Hey!                 1214 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:39,486       -[chuckles] What is this?               -We're celebrating.         1215 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,405               -We are?                              -Yeah.                1216 00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:44,575         -Your 100th episode.                         -Aww.                1217 00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:46,618                And...                              [kisses]               1218 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,203         I applied to college.        1219 00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:49,371                 Stop.                1220 00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:50,956            -What? [laughs]                         -I know.               1221 00:45:51,039 --> 00:45:52,124            That's amazing.           1222 00:45:52,207 --> 00:45:53,917               -I know.                     -I'm so excited for you.       1223 00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:56,795        So I thought we could,               you know, celebrate us,       1224 00:45:56,837 --> 00:46:00,966           and have a little               romantic dinner, and then,      1225 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:04,553       -you know, maybe after...                   -Oh, okay.              1226 00:46:04,636 --> 00:46:05,637                  Oh.                 1227 00:46:05,679 --> 00:46:07,431                 -Hi.                             -Hi. [laughs]            1228 00:46:07,514 --> 00:46:09,016                 -Hi.                             -Hey. Sorry.             1229 00:46:09,057 --> 00:46:13,020    [quietly] I tried to call you.           Gigi broke up with her.       1230 00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:16,148         Figured I'd come piss            in your hallway for a change.    1231 00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:17,399               [Finley]                                Oh.                 1232 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:21,612     I mean, if that'd be helpful,          by all means, please do.       1233 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,615                Truce?                1234 00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:28,619     Now what I really want to do        is pull you into a big old hug.  1235 00:46:28,702 --> 00:46:31,288     -You shouldn't do that. Yeah.                -And I won't.            1236 00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:33,415                [gasps]                           Is that cake?            1237 00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:34,750             -Yes, it is.                    -[Micah] I heard Dani.        1238 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,126         Which means it's not                     a date night.            1239 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:37,711             -Not anymore.                 -I want some of that cake.      1240 00:46:37,753 --> 00:46:40,005         -Wait, you made cake?                   -[laughing] No.           1241 00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:42,007            I was with the,                   uh, plumber all day.         1242 00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:44,301     But I picked up   tres leches,     1243 00:46:44,384 --> 00:46:48,138       and I also found out what           the   tres leches   were today.     1244 00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:50,766        Uh, what did you think                  they were before?          1245 00:46:50,849 --> 00:46:51,975                 Mmm.                 1246 00:46:52,017 --> 00:46:54,269         Cow, goat and breast.        1247 00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:56,230                 -Wow.                                -No.                 1248 00:46:56,271 --> 00:46:57,272              [laughing]              1249 00:46:57,314 --> 00:46:58,816            So, you thought                 they put breast milk...?       1250 00:46:58,857 --> 00:47:01,026         Ooh, there's got to be      1251 00:47:01,109 --> 00:47:03,862              Something more                     out there for me          1252 00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:07,616          Ooh, I've got to keep                     my head up             1253 00:47:07,699 --> 00:47:09,409            Keep my head up          1254 00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:11,662       Ooh, there's nothing like     1255 00:47:11,703 --> 00:47:14,206       Rising up after the fight     1256 00:47:14,289 --> 00:47:18,335          Ooh, I've got to keep                     my head up