1 00:00:00,916 --> 00:00:03,416 Previously on The L Word: Generation Q... 2 00:00:03,616 --> 00:00:06,006 I can't do anything that's too... 3 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:08,596 real right now. 4 00:00:08,796 --> 00:00:09,756 [Dre] Okay. 5 00:00:09,956 --> 00:00:11,846 What the actual fuck, Taylor? 6 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:13,096 I'm sorry. 7 00:00:13,296 --> 00:00:15,056 Yeah, I am, too. 8 00:00:15,256 --> 00:00:18,646 -By the way, he dies in the end! -Oh, come on, lady! 9 00:00:18,846 --> 00:00:21,436 You want to start your new life? 10 00:00:21,636 --> 00:00:23,436 Call this exactly what it was. 11 00:00:23,636 --> 00:00:24,736 An awakening. 12 00:00:24,936 --> 00:00:26,606 For both of us. 13 00:00:26,806 --> 00:00:28,566 -Fuck. Oh, my God. -[Shane] What? 14 00:00:28,766 --> 00:00:30,116 [Angie] It's someone I dated, briefly. 15 00:00:30,316 --> 00:00:32,116 Bum-ba-dum-ba-dum, bum... 16 00:00:32,316 --> 00:00:33,486 [Shane] Hey, hey. Grab your shit. Come on. 17 00:00:33,696 --> 00:00:35,576 I love you, but I am not 18 00:00:35,776 --> 00:00:37,286 my full self when I'm with you, Finn. 19 00:00:37,486 --> 00:00:39,826 I am on my own path, 20 00:00:40,026 --> 00:00:41,126 I am taking swings. 21 00:00:41,326 --> 00:00:43,916 [crying] My mom died. 22 00:00:44,116 --> 00:00:45,966 [Shane] I'd like another chance. 23 00:00:46,166 --> 00:00:48,756 And I-I want to earn your trust back. 24 00:00:48,956 --> 00:00:50,346 [Tess] I can't do this back-and-forth, I just, 25 00:00:50,546 --> 00:00:51,466 I need to get off this fucking ride. 26 00:00:51,666 --> 00:00:52,716 [Finley] Are you okay? 27 00:00:52,916 --> 00:00:54,306 No, I think I need to lie-- 28 00:00:54,506 --> 00:00:55,926 Hey. Carrie. Carrie! 29 00:00:56,126 --> 00:00:57,306 Yeah, trouble finds me 30 00:00:57,506 --> 00:00:59,146 [siren wailing] 31 00:00:59,346 --> 00:01:00,646 [medic] Her heart rate is dropping, we're losing her. 32 00:01:00,846 --> 00:01:02,476 [medic 2] Starting compressions. 33 00:01:02,676 --> 00:01:03,816 I need epinephrine and bicarbonate going in, now! 34 00:01:04,016 --> 00:01:05,776 [devices pumping, hissing] 35 00:01:05,976 --> 00:01:08,986 -Stay with me. - In your corner... 36 00:01:09,186 --> 00:01:11,656 She's stabilizing. 37 00:01:11,856 --> 00:01:13,446 -[medic] I've got a pulse. -[medic 2] She's gonna make it. 38 00:01:13,646 --> 00:01:14,826 Get her to CCU for observation. 39 00:01:15,026 --> 00:01:16,326 [Carrie] See, she's not dead. 40 00:01:16,526 --> 00:01:18,956 Next season, she has an affair with a patient 41 00:01:19,156 --> 00:01:20,116 and she goes completely coocoo. 42 00:01:20,326 --> 00:01:22,246 Okay. 43 00:01:22,446 --> 00:01:24,326 Have many times have you seen this show all the way through? 44 00:01:25,746 --> 00:01:27,546 I don't really want to answer that question. 45 00:01:27,746 --> 00:01:28,836 -Okay. -All right? 46 00:01:29,036 --> 00:01:29,836 Let's just say a lot. 47 00:01:30,036 --> 00:01:31,006 -Uh-huh. -[Finley] Hey. 48 00:01:31,206 --> 00:01:32,506 -[Carrie] Hey. -[Misty] Hey. 49 00:01:32,706 --> 00:01:34,306 Hey, what did we say about starting the day 50 00:01:34,506 --> 00:01:35,966 with a balanced breakfast and a little movement? 51 00:01:36,166 --> 00:01:37,556 Well, we have said nothing, 52 00:01:37,756 --> 00:01:39,386 but you apparently have said a lot. 53 00:01:39,586 --> 00:01:42,016 Okay, well, the doctor said you got to get your steps in. 54 00:01:42,216 --> 00:01:43,686 We're trying to heal here. 55 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:44,726 [Misty] Yeah, it's only been a week 56 00:01:44,926 --> 00:01:45,686 since your heart attack, babe. 57 00:01:45,886 --> 00:01:47,186 Oh, I find Grey's Anatomy 58 00:01:47,386 --> 00:01:48,856 very healing, you know? 59 00:01:49,056 --> 00:01:50,146 It's gotten me through some really rough patches 60 00:01:50,356 --> 00:01:51,736 -in my life. -Thank you. That's nice. 61 00:01:51,936 --> 00:01:53,066 -Well... -[TV turns off] 62 00:01:53,266 --> 00:01:54,736 -Ah, come on. -That can be your reward 63 00:01:54,936 --> 00:01:56,616 for doing your stress test today. 64 00:01:56,816 --> 00:01:58,536 -Yeah? -Yep, we got a quarter mile 65 00:01:58,736 --> 00:02:00,826 -up an incline, baby. -Ugh. 66 00:02:01,026 --> 00:02:02,706 Yes, we have to do that. We're doing that today. 67 00:02:02,906 --> 00:02:04,036 -Yeah. -[Carrie] All right. 68 00:02:04,236 --> 00:02:05,036 Then you can do anything you want. 69 00:02:05,246 --> 00:02:05,956 -Yep. -Including Misty. 70 00:02:06,156 --> 00:02:07,206 [Misty] Ooh. 71 00:02:07,406 --> 00:02:09,166 Sex as motivation. I like that. Yes? 72 00:02:09,366 --> 00:02:10,836 -[Finley] Hey! -The two of you 73 00:02:11,036 --> 00:02:12,546 are really bad, you know that? 74 00:02:12,746 --> 00:02:14,546 -[Misty] Mm-hmm. -Oh, my God. 75 00:02:14,746 --> 00:02:16,556 Ugh. Ugh. This is not eggs. 76 00:02:16,756 --> 00:02:17,886 No, it's tofu. 77 00:02:18,086 --> 00:02:20,176 Yeah? Well, tofu... fuck yourself. 78 00:02:20,386 --> 00:02:22,476 No wonder I've never had it before. 79 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:23,856 I'm a lunatic 80 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:24,896 I'm a bitch 81 00:02:25,096 --> 00:02:26,226 I'm-a, I'm-a, I'm-a 82 00:02:26,426 --> 00:02:27,816 Light up all your shit 83 00:02:28,016 --> 00:02:29,186 Blow a kiss like 84 00:02:29,386 --> 00:02:30,896 Whoa-oh-oh 85 00:02:31,096 --> 00:02:32,736 - I'm a lunatic - Whoa-oh-oh 86 00:02:32,936 --> 00:02:34,196 I'm-a, I'm-a, I'm-a 87 00:02:34,396 --> 00:02:36,906 I'm a lunatic, I'm a bitch... 88 00:02:37,106 --> 00:02:39,036 [TV playing indistinctly] 89 00:02:39,236 --> 00:02:40,406 [woman over TV] I think that's a great idea. 90 00:02:40,606 --> 00:02:42,416 [woman 2] Yeah. 91 00:02:42,616 --> 00:02:43,456 [woman] It's nice to know that I can always depend on you. 92 00:02:43,656 --> 00:02:45,916 [both laugh] 93 00:02:46,116 --> 00:02:48,416 -I love you so much. -I love you, too. 94 00:02:48,616 --> 00:02:49,916 -Fuck you. -[door opens] 95 00:02:50,116 --> 00:02:51,916 [Bella] Hey. I was hoping for chicken nuggets 96 00:02:52,126 --> 00:02:53,886 but all they had was something called a "fish cake," 97 00:02:54,086 --> 00:02:55,756 so proceed with caution. 98 00:02:55,956 --> 00:02:58,136 I'm not hungry, but thanks. 99 00:02:59,216 --> 00:03:01,886 [Bella] G, this has to stop. 100 00:03:02,086 --> 00:03:04,556 Get your sorry ass out of bed, put on some clothes, 101 00:03:04,756 --> 00:03:06,766 and get to your reading. 102 00:03:06,966 --> 00:03:07,936 I'm not going. 103 00:03:08,136 --> 00:03:09,276 Hendrix can fail me if he wants, 104 00:03:09,476 --> 00:03:11,026 I really don't care. [sniffles] 105 00:03:11,226 --> 00:03:13,446 You're way too hot to be hung up on some Hemingway wannabe. 106 00:03:13,646 --> 00:03:17,526 I hope to one day share that perspective. 107 00:03:19,026 --> 00:03:20,366 I got to run to rehearsal 108 00:03:20,566 --> 00:03:21,366 but when I get back, you better be gone. 109 00:03:21,566 --> 00:03:23,116 I will definitely be here. 110 00:03:23,316 --> 00:03:24,956 Angie... 111 00:03:25,156 --> 00:03:27,456 I'm serious. I can't see him. 112 00:03:27,656 --> 00:03:29,296 There's nothing in this whole world that's 113 00:03:29,496 --> 00:03:31,296 -gonna make me want to go. -[knocking] 114 00:03:31,496 --> 00:03:33,876 [scoffs] Who's that? Did you invite someone over? 115 00:03:34,076 --> 00:03:35,376 [Bella] No. 116 00:03:37,416 --> 00:03:39,306 -Surprise! -Surprise! 117 00:03:39,506 --> 00:03:40,806 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -[Tina] Hey. 118 00:03:41,006 --> 00:03:42,346 Wait, what are you guys doing here? 119 00:03:42,546 --> 00:03:44,806 [Tina] Well, we weren't gonna miss your reading. 120 00:03:45,006 --> 00:03:46,846 [Bette] We're gonna film it, is that okay? 121 00:03:47,056 --> 00:03:48,306 No, no, the reading... 122 00:03:48,506 --> 00:03:51,356 It's not a thing. It's a non-thing. 123 00:03:51,556 --> 00:03:52,936 -Right? -Yep, a total non-thing. 124 00:03:53,136 --> 00:03:54,106 [Bette] Well, not according to 125 00:03:54,306 --> 00:03:56,486 the department website. 126 00:03:56,686 --> 00:03:57,486 Are you coming? 127 00:03:57,686 --> 00:03:59,236 -Me? No. -Yes. 128 00:03:59,436 --> 00:04:00,866 [Bella] Yes. 129 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:02,576 -Is something wrong? -[Angie] Nope. 130 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:03,576 Is everything okay? 131 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:05,206 She's nervous. 132 00:04:05,406 --> 00:04:06,576 -[Angie] I'm nervous. -Oh... 133 00:04:06,776 --> 00:04:07,746 About the reading. 134 00:04:07,946 --> 00:04:08,876 Big nerves about it, so... 135 00:04:09,076 --> 00:04:10,836 Oh, honey, look, come here. 136 00:04:11,036 --> 00:04:12,336 -Sit down. -Don't... Okay. 137 00:04:12,536 --> 00:04:15,006 You have nothing to be nervous about, at all. 138 00:04:15,206 --> 00:04:17,426 -That's what I told her. -It's gonna be great, okay? 139 00:04:17,626 --> 00:04:19,966 Just breathe, like in your stomach sort of. 140 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:22,676 Okay. Just... You don't have to be nervous, honey. 141 00:04:22,876 --> 00:04:24,516 Because you are an amazing writer. 142 00:04:24,716 --> 00:04:26,686 Yes. And you have such command of the stage. 143 00:04:26,886 --> 00:04:28,686 You were so terrific in your high school productions. 144 00:04:28,886 --> 00:04:30,606 I was a stage hand. 145 00:04:30,806 --> 00:04:31,856 And it was memorable. 146 00:04:32,056 --> 00:04:33,316 -Okay. -[Tina] Well, that's good. 147 00:04:33,516 --> 00:04:34,436 [Angie] Thanks. I hope that experience 148 00:04:34,636 --> 00:04:35,486 can get me through today. 149 00:04:35,686 --> 00:04:37,856 [Bette] It will. 150 00:04:38,056 --> 00:04:41,366 And then afterwards we can all go out to dinner and celebrate. 151 00:04:41,566 --> 00:04:43,326 [whispers] I made a reservation at Providence. 152 00:04:43,526 --> 00:04:45,706 -[Bella] So bougie. -Okay, okay. 153 00:04:45,906 --> 00:04:47,416 I guess, um, 154 00:04:47,616 --> 00:04:49,206 -we're all going to this thing. -Yep. 155 00:04:49,406 --> 00:04:50,536 -Yay. -Great. 156 00:04:50,736 --> 00:04:54,206 [Tina] Um, maybe you should, um... 157 00:04:54,406 --> 00:04:56,336 Are you gonna... Yeah, maybe change? 158 00:04:56,536 --> 00:04:58,426 Uh, maybe just a quick shower. 159 00:04:58,626 --> 00:05:00,216 -[Angie] Mom, stop. -Maybe just pits and bits. 160 00:05:00,416 --> 00:05:01,716 Or you could wipe just... 161 00:05:01,916 --> 00:05:03,216 -very fast with water. -Guys. 162 00:05:03,416 --> 00:05:05,346 Or-or whatever you think is best. 163 00:05:05,546 --> 00:05:06,976 -Totally fine. Okay. -[Bette] That's-that's good. 164 00:05:07,176 --> 00:05:08,266 [Angie] Now go, so I can get ready. 165 00:05:08,466 --> 00:05:09,726 -Okay. -[Tina] You can get ready. 166 00:05:09,926 --> 00:05:10,896 -[Bette] Um, I love you. -[Tina] We're going. 167 00:05:11,096 --> 00:05:12,106 [Bette] Break a leg. 168 00:05:12,306 --> 00:05:13,516 [Tina] Bye. Nice meeting you. 169 00:05:13,716 --> 00:05:15,436 [Bette] You look great. 170 00:05:15,636 --> 00:05:17,566 [Bella] They're low-key iconic. 171 00:05:17,766 --> 00:05:20,566 upbeat music 172 00:05:20,766 --> 00:05:23,736 Uh-huh, oh, yeah 173 00:05:23,936 --> 00:05:25,406 Oh, yeah 174 00:05:25,606 --> 00:05:26,696 Uh, where she get it? 175 00:05:26,896 --> 00:05:28,406 Uh-huh, uh-uh 176 00:05:28,606 --> 00:05:30,326 [door closes] 177 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:37,086 Are you sneaking out? 178 00:05:40,666 --> 00:05:43,216 Do you want some coffee? 179 00:05:43,416 --> 00:05:45,426 No, um, I'm good, thanks. 180 00:05:45,626 --> 00:05:49,686 It was really nice to have you here last night. 181 00:05:49,886 --> 00:05:51,266 I think Mack missed you. 182 00:05:51,466 --> 00:05:54,936 [laughs] He's a good boy. 183 00:05:55,136 --> 00:06:00,686 Um, I was thinking maybe we could go talk to someone. 184 00:06:03,276 --> 00:06:05,156 If-if you're ready to. 185 00:06:07,116 --> 00:06:09,406 I'm not... yet. 186 00:06:11,906 --> 00:06:13,956 Thought it might be a good idea. 187 00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:16,046 Well, you also thought it would be a good idea 188 00:06:16,246 --> 00:06:18,256 to fuck another woman, um... 189 00:06:18,456 --> 00:06:20,506 I'm gonna go to the, um, expansion 190 00:06:20,706 --> 00:06:21,966 and-and meet the tile guy. 191 00:06:22,166 --> 00:06:24,296 I'll see you later. 192 00:06:24,496 --> 00:06:26,136 You can try to fight it 193 00:06:26,336 --> 00:06:28,216 Go ahead, if you dare 194 00:06:28,416 --> 00:06:29,976 No one's gonna help you 195 00:06:30,176 --> 00:06:32,306 This is life, it ain't fair 196 00:06:32,506 --> 00:06:33,936 Do you got it? 197 00:06:34,136 --> 00:06:35,306 198 00:06:35,516 --> 00:06:37,146 Do you got it? 199 00:06:37,346 --> 00:06:39,736 Look at these little jelly bean toes. 200 00:06:39,936 --> 00:06:41,236 They're so squishy. Are you looking? 201 00:06:41,436 --> 00:06:42,606 -Yes. -Like-- Look. 202 00:06:42,806 --> 00:06:45,656 -Ooh! Oh, he's perfect. -[Sophie laughs] 203 00:06:45,856 --> 00:06:49,826 I mean, his cat box is not perfect. It's like-- whew. 204 00:06:50,026 --> 00:06:51,786 But I cracked a window. 205 00:06:51,986 --> 00:06:53,326 Oh, look at this one. Look at this one. 206 00:06:53,526 --> 00:06:54,956 Come on. Have you ever seen anything cuter? 207 00:06:55,156 --> 00:06:56,166 [Sophie] Aww. 208 00:06:56,366 --> 00:06:57,836 Yeah, just the other 200 pictures 209 00:06:58,036 --> 00:06:59,586 you showed me of your kitten yesterday. 210 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:03,466 Anyway, um, how are those Rachel questions coming along? 211 00:07:03,666 --> 00:07:05,296 -Oh, so good. -Okay. 212 00:07:05,496 --> 00:07:06,596 Yeah, I can't believe we're wrapping this season 213 00:07:06,796 --> 00:07:08,256 with the Rachel Maddow. 214 00:07:08,456 --> 00:07:10,096 I mean, we are living the queer dream here, so... 215 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:11,266 [phone chimes] 216 00:07:11,466 --> 00:07:15,856 Ooh, do you have the green? Ah. 217 00:07:16,056 --> 00:07:17,816 There's only two. 218 00:07:18,016 --> 00:07:21,566 -Um, Alice. -Yeah? 219 00:07:21,766 --> 00:07:25,606 Did you interrupt a movie at a theater recently? 220 00:07:25,816 --> 00:07:27,526 Who's asking? 221 00:07:27,726 --> 00:07:29,656 Uh, everyone in my DMs. 222 00:07:29,856 --> 00:07:32,196 Apparently James Corden retweeted the video 223 00:07:32,406 --> 00:07:34,166 and now the hashtag... 224 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:37,666 -Oh, my God, that guy. -"AliceSoEntitled" is... 225 00:07:37,866 --> 00:07:40,166 -is trending. -"Entitled"? 226 00:07:40,366 --> 00:07:41,786 How is that even... 227 00:07:42,376 --> 00:07:45,466 -All right. Yeah, I see it. -Wait a minute. 228 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,006 Did you yell at an elderly woman, too? 229 00:07:47,206 --> 00:07:48,546 -Oh, my God. -What? What...? 230 00:07:48,746 --> 00:07:51,386 Okay, we had a rapport until she turned on me. 231 00:07:51,586 --> 00:07:53,056 Okay, and-and... 232 00:07:53,256 --> 00:07:55,896 Oh, and then you told everyone how the movie ended. 233 00:07:56,096 --> 00:07:57,646 Oh, my God, it was an old movie. 234 00:07:57,846 --> 00:07:59,646 Everybody knows how the movie ends. 235 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:01,186 -Now everyone's talking about... -[phones buzzing, chiming] 236 00:08:01,386 --> 00:08:03,566 ...all this other bullshit you've done. 237 00:08:03,766 --> 00:08:05,226 -[chiming continues] -[murmuring] 238 00:08:06,226 --> 00:08:08,696 Alice, do you know a guy named Daryl Brewer? 239 00:08:08,896 --> 00:08:10,116 exciting music 240 00:08:10,316 --> 00:08:12,496 [gags quietly] 241 00:08:12,696 --> 00:08:14,036 Oh, God. 242 00:08:14,236 --> 00:08:15,406 All eyes on me 243 00:08:15,616 --> 00:08:17,666 244 00:08:17,866 --> 00:08:19,286 [Finley] Okay... 245 00:08:19,486 --> 00:08:21,296 All right, here we are. 246 00:08:21,496 --> 00:08:23,166 A quarter-mile incline with a view, baby. 247 00:08:23,366 --> 00:08:24,626 I'm gonna run up ahead, 248 00:08:24,826 --> 00:08:26,676 find the quarter-mile mark for us. 249 00:08:26,876 --> 00:08:28,176 -You got this. -[Carrie] Okay. All right. 250 00:08:28,376 --> 00:08:29,346 Just follow when you're ready. Stretch out. 251 00:08:29,546 --> 00:08:30,886 -Don't get hurt. -All right. 252 00:08:31,086 --> 00:08:32,386 [Carrie] Are you sure? 253 00:08:32,586 --> 00:08:34,096 That looks like longer than a quarter mile. 254 00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:36,516 Well, it's gonna get a lot closer once we get going. 255 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:38,596 -Yeah. -And then, uh... 256 00:08:38,796 --> 00:08:40,516 we can get going. 257 00:08:40,716 --> 00:08:42,016 [chuckles] 258 00:08:42,216 --> 00:08:44,066 Well, you know, I would, uh, like that, 259 00:08:44,266 --> 00:08:45,946 I just don't want to die during it. 260 00:08:46,146 --> 00:08:47,946 You know? 261 00:08:48,146 --> 00:08:49,566 -Okay. -Yeah. 262 00:08:49,766 --> 00:08:52,196 You know, um... 263 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,206 I wasn't expecting to feel all these... 264 00:08:56,406 --> 00:08:57,916 feelings with you, you know? 265 00:08:58,116 --> 00:09:00,666 Yeah, me neither. 266 00:09:00,866 --> 00:09:02,376 gentle music 267 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:03,916 I mean... 268 00:09:04,116 --> 00:09:06,216 I'm not somebody who just, 269 00:09:06,416 --> 00:09:08,376 you know, jumps right into sex stuff or whatever. 270 00:09:08,576 --> 00:09:09,636 Okay. 271 00:09:09,836 --> 00:09:11,546 I totally understand that. 272 00:09:11,746 --> 00:09:13,306 -Yeah. -Yeah. 273 00:09:13,506 --> 00:09:15,386 I can't take another heartbreak. 274 00:09:17,006 --> 00:09:18,936 We don't have to do anything that you're not ready for, okay? 275 00:09:19,136 --> 00:09:20,096 [Carrie sighs] 276 00:09:20,296 --> 00:09:21,686 Obviously. 277 00:09:22,636 --> 00:09:23,936 -Thank you. -Okay. 278 00:09:24,136 --> 00:09:26,236 But also I'm very good at it. 279 00:09:26,436 --> 00:09:27,946 -You're what? -[laughs] 280 00:09:28,146 --> 00:09:29,946 I just-- I want you to have all of the information. 281 00:09:30,146 --> 00:09:32,276 I am excellent at it, I've had a lot of practice, 282 00:09:32,476 --> 00:09:34,406 it would be a, you know, shame to miss out, really. 283 00:09:34,606 --> 00:09:37,616 I don't plan on missing out, Misty. At all. Oh, look, 284 00:09:37,816 --> 00:09:39,616 a family is here. Hello. This is a family hike. 285 00:09:39,816 --> 00:09:42,076 -No sex talk. -[Misty] All right, all right. 286 00:09:42,276 --> 00:09:43,246 [Carrie] It's a family hike, Misty. 287 00:09:43,446 --> 00:09:45,836 -[Misty laughs] -Come on. 288 00:09:46,036 --> 00:09:47,256 Oh, that's a... that's an incline. 289 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:48,506 [Misty] We got this. 290 00:09:48,706 --> 00:09:50,586 energetic, upbeat music 291 00:09:50,786 --> 00:09:52,006 Up the tempo 292 00:09:52,206 --> 00:09:53,676 Up the tempo 293 00:09:53,876 --> 00:09:54,966 [Barry] Alice, I've got the board up my ass 294 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:56,676 and sponsors ready to pull. 295 00:09:56,876 --> 00:09:58,306 What happened between you and Daryl Brewer? 296 00:09:58,506 --> 00:10:01,346 I met him at a party. He was with his boyfriend. 297 00:10:01,546 --> 00:10:03,856 Then his teammate came out of the closet, which... 298 00:10:04,056 --> 00:10:07,276 was and is a very brave thing to do, Barry. 299 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:08,936 -Okay. -Then Daryl Brewer 300 00:10:09,146 --> 00:10:12,196 goes on national TV, he gay-bashes him, 301 00:10:12,396 --> 00:10:15,196 so I responded by calling him a fucking hypocrite 302 00:10:15,396 --> 00:10:17,536 and by doing so, yes, I guess I outed him. 303 00:10:17,736 --> 00:10:19,206 Oh, Alice. 304 00:10:19,406 --> 00:10:21,496 But she feels very differently now, Barry. 305 00:10:21,696 --> 00:10:23,036 No, I don't-- No, I don't. 306 00:10:23,236 --> 00:10:25,166 I feel exactly the same way. 307 00:10:25,366 --> 00:10:26,706 [Barry] People are angry. 308 00:10:26,906 --> 00:10:28,756 They need to see genuine remorse. 309 00:10:28,956 --> 00:10:30,586 If you can't give them that, 310 00:10:30,786 --> 00:10:32,756 we think it's best if you cancel the show tonight. 311 00:10:32,956 --> 00:10:36,386 Go home, lay low. Let this blow over. 312 00:10:36,586 --> 00:10:37,886 Barry? [laughs] 313 00:10:38,086 --> 00:10:41,226 I am not canceling on Rachel Maddow, okay? 314 00:10:41,426 --> 00:10:42,726 Not my Maddow. Not my Maddow. 315 00:10:42,926 --> 00:10:44,896 We're gonna figure this thing out, Barry. 316 00:10:45,096 --> 00:10:47,776 We really want to deliver a great finale for our fans. 317 00:10:47,976 --> 00:10:49,396 [Barry] That would be ideal, but... 318 00:10:49,596 --> 00:10:51,236 Thank you so much for your leadership on this. 319 00:10:51,436 --> 00:10:53,236 -We'll get back to you. -[Barry] All right, 320 00:10:53,436 --> 00:10:54,406 I'm giving you one shot. Just don't make me 321 00:10:54,606 --> 00:10:55,736 look like an asshole, Alice. 322 00:10:55,936 --> 00:10:57,156 [Sophie] All right. Thank you, Barry. 323 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,866 All right. 324 00:11:03,116 --> 00:11:04,656 What is the way out of this? 325 00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:07,746 I have no fucking clue. 326 00:11:08,786 --> 00:11:10,086 But we'll find it. 327 00:11:10,286 --> 00:11:12,336 Well, at least you sounded like you knew. 328 00:11:12,536 --> 00:11:13,586 So, that's a good thing. 329 00:11:13,786 --> 00:11:15,086 What you want, what you need 330 00:11:15,286 --> 00:11:16,846 Got the smoke, bring the weed 331 00:11:17,046 --> 00:11:19,096 Gassed enough, tryna see 332 00:11:19,296 --> 00:11:21,056 If you got that '93 333 00:11:21,256 --> 00:11:22,726 Right now 334 00:11:22,926 --> 00:11:24,056 Like it, like it, like it 335 00:11:24,256 --> 00:11:26,266 Give me that good loud 336 00:11:26,466 --> 00:11:27,476 Bring it now... 337 00:11:27,676 --> 00:11:29,106 [laughs] 338 00:11:29,306 --> 00:11:31,106 I think I figured it out. 339 00:11:31,306 --> 00:11:33,446 Oh, yeah? The song's working? 340 00:11:33,646 --> 00:11:35,276 [chuckles] I think so. 341 00:11:35,476 --> 00:11:36,276 What's it about? 342 00:11:36,476 --> 00:11:38,616 I'm not telling you that. 343 00:11:38,816 --> 00:11:40,656 Oh, so it's a secret? 344 00:11:40,856 --> 00:11:42,076 Yeah. 345 00:11:42,276 --> 00:11:44,076 -Oh. -[both laughing] 346 00:11:44,276 --> 00:11:45,286 Well, I like secrets. 347 00:11:45,486 --> 00:11:46,626 -Let me see. -Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 348 00:11:46,826 --> 00:11:47,626 -Gimme, gimme. -No, no, no, no, no. 349 00:11:47,826 --> 00:11:49,296 -Give me a peek. -No. 350 00:11:49,496 --> 00:11:51,626 I swear I can feel us getting close now... 351 00:11:51,826 --> 00:11:54,926 -Come on. Tell me. -Mm-mm. 352 00:11:55,126 --> 00:11:57,256 So discreetly when you see me in my Fenty 353 00:11:57,456 --> 00:12:00,096 They on the floor, floor, floor 354 00:12:00,296 --> 00:12:03,226 Let them inhibitions go, go, go... 355 00:12:03,426 --> 00:12:05,436 God, I love you. 356 00:12:05,636 --> 00:12:08,766 I mean, I love what you're doing. 357 00:12:08,966 --> 00:12:10,936 Is what I meant. 358 00:12:14,016 --> 00:12:15,566 Not, like, you. 359 00:12:16,606 --> 00:12:18,646 [phone buzzing] 360 00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:21,986 Um, it's... It's Sophie. 361 00:12:22,186 --> 00:12:23,156 -I'm-a just... -Yeah. 362 00:12:23,356 --> 00:12:25,496 -Um, please. -Yeah, okay. 363 00:12:25,696 --> 00:12:27,826 Hey, Soph. 364 00:12:29,036 --> 00:12:30,616 Perfect timing. 365 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:35,836 [quiet chatter] 366 00:12:36,036 --> 00:12:37,336 [Angie] They probably can already tell. 367 00:12:37,536 --> 00:12:38,796 They can, like, sniff this shit out. 368 00:12:38,996 --> 00:12:40,136 [Bella] I'm the only person who knows 369 00:12:40,336 --> 00:12:41,966 you're banging the professor, okay? 370 00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:43,216 Was banging him. 371 00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:44,476 Was. 372 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,186 [Hendrix] Hey, uh, good afternoon. 373 00:12:46,386 --> 00:12:47,556 We're about to get started, 374 00:12:47,756 --> 00:12:48,346 so if you could all please take your seats. 375 00:12:48,546 --> 00:12:49,396 Thank you. 376 00:12:49,596 --> 00:12:50,686 Bella. 377 00:12:50,886 --> 00:12:52,066 Here, come join us. 378 00:12:52,266 --> 00:12:54,226 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah. 379 00:12:55,146 --> 00:12:56,566 [Bella sighs] Okay. 380 00:12:56,766 --> 00:12:58,986 You got this. Good luck. 381 00:12:59,186 --> 00:13:00,646 Do I? 382 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,826 [sighs] 383 00:13:04,026 --> 00:13:05,366 You're the best person I know. 384 00:13:05,566 --> 00:13:06,996 I don't know about that. That's... 385 00:13:07,196 --> 00:13:11,206 Oh, you're smart and kind 386 00:13:11,406 --> 00:13:14,046 and full of life and wisdom. 387 00:13:14,246 --> 00:13:16,706 He's an idiot and you're a catch. 388 00:13:17,836 --> 00:13:19,466 It's so obvious. 389 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:20,886 Says who? 390 00:13:21,086 --> 00:13:22,506 gentle music 391 00:13:22,706 --> 00:13:24,886 392 00:13:25,086 --> 00:13:26,136 You got this. 393 00:13:26,336 --> 00:13:27,886 [Hendrix] Thank you all for coming. 394 00:13:28,086 --> 00:13:29,396 My name is Samuel Hendrix, 395 00:13:29,596 --> 00:13:31,806 I'm the Intro to Creative Writing instructor. 396 00:13:32,006 --> 00:13:34,566 And, yeah, okay. Here we are. Um... 397 00:13:34,766 --> 00:13:37,436 I've been excited about this day the whole semester. 398 00:13:37,646 --> 00:13:39,106 I've gotten to watch these young writers 399 00:13:39,306 --> 00:13:41,026 really come in to their own. 400 00:13:41,226 --> 00:13:44,026 And now, today, you all get a front-row seat 401 00:13:44,226 --> 00:13:46,866 at the next generation of young poets 402 00:13:47,066 --> 00:13:49,786 and writers of all kinds. 403 00:13:49,986 --> 00:13:53,126 So, sit back, relax, 404 00:13:53,326 --> 00:13:56,416 and let's have a good time. 405 00:13:56,616 --> 00:14:00,046 Dani has written hundreds of these public apologies. 406 00:14:00,246 --> 00:14:01,546 [Dani] I'm happy to give you a template 407 00:14:01,746 --> 00:14:02,926 and then we can tailor it together. 408 00:14:03,126 --> 00:14:05,966 Or a better idea, I could just lean in. 409 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:08,516 Uh, I don't know, Alice. 410 00:14:08,716 --> 00:14:11,846 "Lean in" sounds like the opposite of "lay low." 411 00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:13,226 Yeah. 412 00:14:13,426 --> 00:14:14,516 [Alice] Okay, look, if people really 413 00:14:14,716 --> 00:14:17,106 think that I'm an out-of-touch... 414 00:14:17,306 --> 00:14:20,776 entitled asshole, then I say we make a bit out of it. 415 00:14:20,976 --> 00:14:23,186 Uh, I fear that would make things worse. [chuckles] 416 00:14:24,236 --> 00:14:25,276 Kimmel would do it. 417 00:14:25,476 --> 00:14:26,906 -Um... -[Alice] Sophie. 418 00:14:27,106 --> 00:14:28,116 You know he would. 419 00:14:28,316 --> 00:14:29,906 Yes, but... 420 00:14:30,106 --> 00:14:32,286 Kimmel isn't a queer woman. 421 00:14:32,486 --> 00:14:35,376 Which is exactly why I should do it. 422 00:14:35,576 --> 00:14:36,916 I know, Alice, I know. 423 00:14:37,116 --> 00:14:38,756 -I hear you, but... -[Alice] Listen. 424 00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:42,296 I don't mean any disrespect by saying this. 425 00:14:42,496 --> 00:14:45,966 But you two do not know what it was like to be gay back then. 426 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,636 You just don't. 427 00:14:47,836 --> 00:14:50,266 You weren't there. 428 00:14:50,466 --> 00:14:54,186 Somebody with his power and his status 429 00:14:54,386 --> 00:14:57,856 saying "down with the fags" was like a normal thing. 430 00:14:58,056 --> 00:15:00,686 -We don't use that word anymore. -It's the anti-gay F-word. 431 00:15:00,886 --> 00:15:05,116 Well, that's really long to say, but... Okay. 432 00:15:05,316 --> 00:15:08,366 I just... I don't regret what I said. 433 00:15:08,566 --> 00:15:10,696 So, I don't think I should apologize. 434 00:15:11,776 --> 00:15:13,576 Okay. 435 00:15:15,196 --> 00:15:16,866 Alice... 436 00:15:19,576 --> 00:15:22,006 I see you, I really do. 437 00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:24,956 And I get that this is what you want to do. 438 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,516 But I'm just trying to look out for the show here. 439 00:15:29,716 --> 00:15:32,516 We're still the only ones on television. 440 00:15:32,716 --> 00:15:34,936 gentle music 441 00:15:35,136 --> 00:15:37,356 442 00:15:37,556 --> 00:15:39,096 Okay. 443 00:15:40,146 --> 00:15:42,146 I'll give you an apology. 444 00:15:42,346 --> 00:15:43,356 Make you happy? 445 00:15:43,556 --> 00:15:45,316 Yes. 446 00:15:45,516 --> 00:15:46,866 I'm gonna go prep for Maddow. 447 00:15:47,066 --> 00:15:50,776 If you guys come up with something, come find me. 448 00:15:52,526 --> 00:15:54,326 Okay. 449 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,206 [sighs] 450 00:15:57,406 --> 00:15:58,286 Thank you. 451 00:15:58,486 --> 00:15:59,956 I'm just following your lead. 452 00:16:00,156 --> 00:16:01,336 Where should we work? 453 00:16:01,536 --> 00:16:03,626 Come on. 454 00:16:03,826 --> 00:16:06,176 [student] A slim opening in the trees 455 00:16:06,376 --> 00:16:08,506 gives way to the dirt path, 456 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,676 which weaves down the hillside... 457 00:16:10,876 --> 00:16:13,056 [quietly] My car got broken into a couple days ago. 458 00:16:13,256 --> 00:16:14,136 [student] Young trees... 459 00:16:14,336 --> 00:16:16,516 I'm sorry to hear that. 460 00:16:16,716 --> 00:16:19,976 Yeah, somebody shattered the window. 461 00:16:20,176 --> 00:16:23,396 It cost me like 250 bucks to replace it. 462 00:16:23,596 --> 00:16:25,146 What a terrible inconvenience. 463 00:16:25,346 --> 00:16:27,316 I almost reported a theft. 464 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,316 Until I realized only one thing was missing. 465 00:16:32,446 --> 00:16:33,656 What was that? 466 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,706 It was that chapbook you made me. 467 00:16:39,706 --> 00:16:41,746 A criminal with good taste. 468 00:16:42,956 --> 00:16:44,586 Maybe. 469 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,586 Or... 470 00:16:47,786 --> 00:16:51,256 maybe an immature person whose feelings were hurt, 471 00:16:51,456 --> 00:16:52,676 so they decided to vandalize 472 00:16:52,876 --> 00:16:54,346 somebody's property for no reason. 473 00:16:55,636 --> 00:16:58,726 I had a very valid reason, Professor Hendrix. 474 00:16:58,926 --> 00:17:00,516 And you know it. 475 00:17:00,716 --> 00:17:02,516 [student] ...revealing an aging playground. 476 00:17:03,516 --> 00:17:05,736 Hey, Bella, do you want some candy? 477 00:17:05,936 --> 00:17:08,696 I have a whole assortment in my bag if you want some. 478 00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:10,446 Yeah, sure. 479 00:17:10,646 --> 00:17:13,406 She always stocks up at Duty Free, yeah. 480 00:17:13,606 --> 00:17:15,446 -She's kind of perfect that way. -Aww. 481 00:17:15,646 --> 00:17:17,486 Well, thank you, that's so nice. 482 00:17:18,536 --> 00:17:19,416 Hey, hey. 483 00:17:19,616 --> 00:17:20,916 -Hi. -Hey. Come here. 484 00:17:21,116 --> 00:17:24,296 Aww. It's so good to see you. 485 00:17:24,496 --> 00:17:26,966 -I miss you guys. -Aww, I missed you. 486 00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,506 -Hi, beautiful. -Hello, hello. 487 00:17:28,706 --> 00:17:31,256 Oh, Shane, this is Bella. Bella, this is Shane. 488 00:17:31,456 --> 00:17:33,556 How you doing, Bella? Nice to meet you. 489 00:17:33,756 --> 00:17:34,806 Wow, hot aunt. 490 00:17:35,006 --> 00:17:37,306 Okay. I feel that. 491 00:17:37,506 --> 00:17:40,096 -Yeah. -Where's Tess? 492 00:17:41,266 --> 00:17:42,896 She couldn't make it. 493 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,266 But she sends her love. 494 00:17:44,466 --> 00:17:45,566 Mmm. 495 00:17:45,766 --> 00:17:46,896 [student] ...our ballroom. 496 00:17:47,096 --> 00:17:50,066 A sandbox waiting to be transformed... 497 00:17:50,266 --> 00:17:53,326 I know it's not easy owning your own mistakes 498 00:17:53,526 --> 00:17:55,236 and trying to make things right. 499 00:17:55,436 --> 00:17:56,496 I know how that feels. 500 00:17:56,696 --> 00:17:58,286 Mm. 501 00:17:58,486 --> 00:17:59,616 She's a good person. 502 00:17:59,816 --> 00:18:01,826 I know. I know. 503 00:18:02,026 --> 00:18:04,376 She's just, uh... 504 00:18:04,576 --> 00:18:06,166 She's not herself yet. 505 00:18:06,366 --> 00:18:08,416 Yeah, well, that makes sense. Right? 506 00:18:08,616 --> 00:18:09,926 -I mean, her mom just died. -Yeah. 507 00:18:10,126 --> 00:18:11,926 You two are trying to figure things out. 508 00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:14,626 I know, I know, I know. It's-it's... 509 00:18:17,046 --> 00:18:18,846 It's more than that. 510 00:18:19,046 --> 00:18:23,726 It just, it feels like we're not moving forward together. 511 00:18:23,926 --> 00:18:25,726 gentle music 512 00:18:25,926 --> 00:18:28,526 513 00:18:28,726 --> 00:18:30,726 Trust takes time. 514 00:18:31,816 --> 00:18:33,116 -Right. -Mm. 515 00:18:33,316 --> 00:18:35,576 -Time and honesty. -Relentless honesty. 516 00:18:35,776 --> 00:18:38,786 They've got good couples therapists 517 00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:40,036 in Toronto, don't they? 518 00:18:40,236 --> 00:18:41,456 [laughs] The best. 519 00:18:41,656 --> 00:18:42,826 -Ah. -Universal health care. 520 00:18:43,026 --> 00:18:44,666 Oh, okay, that's the secret. 521 00:18:44,866 --> 00:18:47,546 [applause] 522 00:18:47,746 --> 00:18:50,036 [Hendrix] Beautiful. Beautiful work, Ben. 523 00:18:51,996 --> 00:18:56,886 Next up, we have Angelica Porter-Kennard. 524 00:18:57,086 --> 00:18:59,296 -Whoo! -Go, G! 525 00:19:07,596 --> 00:19:09,066 -[Bette] She looks nervous. -Wait, that's-- 526 00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:11,856 -[shushing] -Shh, she's starting. 527 00:19:12,056 --> 00:19:13,696 tense music 528 00:19:13,896 --> 00:19:15,816 [Angie] Hi. [clears throat] 529 00:19:17,106 --> 00:19:18,576 Nowhere. 530 00:19:18,776 --> 00:19:21,036 [busy chatter] 531 00:19:21,236 --> 00:19:22,826 [sighs] 532 00:19:23,026 --> 00:19:24,826 -Oh, hi. Oh, nice. -Hey, you approve? 533 00:19:25,026 --> 00:19:27,036 Kitties everywhere. I love it. 534 00:19:27,236 --> 00:19:28,996 -Hey. -Hey. What do you think of this? 535 00:19:29,196 --> 00:19:31,626 "Sometimes I lose sight of my own power and responsibility 536 00:19:31,826 --> 00:19:33,546 as a public figure and it's in those moments 537 00:19:33,746 --> 00:19:35,296 that I betray myself and my community." 538 00:19:35,496 --> 00:19:37,636 Mmm. Okay. Uh, the sentiment's there, 539 00:19:37,836 --> 00:19:38,846 I just think it needs to be in Alice's voice 540 00:19:39,046 --> 00:19:39,966 just a little bit more. 541 00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:41,266 -Copy. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 542 00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:43,936 -[phone ringing] -Oh, uh, one second. 543 00:19:44,136 --> 00:19:45,726 This is Sophie. 544 00:19:47,056 --> 00:19:51,066 [Alice] Okay, okay. That's a lot of torque. 545 00:19:51,266 --> 00:19:53,696 -Whoo! How many CCs is this? -Alice. 546 00:19:53,896 --> 00:19:55,606 -What are CCs anyway? -Hey, Alice. 547 00:19:55,806 --> 00:19:57,276 -Can I get you for a minute? -Do you know what a CC is? 548 00:19:57,476 --> 00:19:58,906 [Alice] Yeah, okay, wait. 549 00:19:59,106 --> 00:20:00,236 Here's what I'm wondering though. 550 00:20:00,436 --> 00:20:03,406 The transition time between 551 00:20:03,606 --> 00:20:06,536 landing with Rachel, right? And landing the jump. 552 00:20:06,736 --> 00:20:09,086 Also, I think we should walk it through. Is she here? 553 00:20:09,286 --> 00:20:10,126 Is she here yet? 554 00:20:10,326 --> 00:20:12,076 She's not coming. 555 00:20:14,336 --> 00:20:16,126 What? 556 00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:17,626 Maddow pulled out. 557 00:20:19,086 --> 00:20:21,096 Sophie... 558 00:20:21,296 --> 00:20:22,546 Did she say why? 559 00:20:24,136 --> 00:20:25,186 Alice... 560 00:20:25,386 --> 00:20:26,976 Oh, my... 561 00:20:27,176 --> 00:20:28,646 -[Sophie] But hey, hey. -[Alice sighs] 562 00:20:28,846 --> 00:20:31,976 We tape in 45 minutes, we-we-we can call favors. 563 00:20:32,176 --> 00:20:35,226 That's enough time. We can call people in. It's fine. 564 00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:41,326 Let's just... cancel the finale. 565 00:20:41,526 --> 00:20:43,696 -Excuse me? -Everyone, canceled! 566 00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:45,616 Alice... 567 00:20:45,816 --> 00:20:47,956 What's the point of all this, really? If you think about it. 568 00:20:48,156 --> 00:20:51,496 Just like, oh, I get on stage every week and I'm... 569 00:20:51,696 --> 00:20:54,126 you know, trying to bring a little joy to everyone. 570 00:20:54,746 --> 00:20:57,676 Just trying to give a voice to all the queers! 571 00:20:57,876 --> 00:20:59,846 And they turn on me? 572 00:21:00,046 --> 00:21:02,176 It's not fucking worth it, okay? 573 00:21:02,376 --> 00:21:04,766 Just run a, uh, clip show for all I care. 574 00:21:04,966 --> 00:21:07,016 That, that-- I'm sorry, Sophie. 575 00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:09,926 I'll... I'll pay for it if it's broken. 576 00:21:11,556 --> 00:21:13,606 Hey. You okay? 577 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,856 somber music 578 00:21:16,056 --> 00:21:17,356 What are you gonna do? 579 00:21:17,556 --> 00:21:19,776 You gonna cancel the episode? 580 00:21:21,316 --> 00:21:23,816 I'm gonna make a fucking show. 581 00:21:26,776 --> 00:21:29,916 "Then I shouted to everyone, everywhere, 582 00:21:30,116 --> 00:21:32,206 but my voice was heard by no one, nowhere. 583 00:21:32,406 --> 00:21:34,376 I saw you in the mirror until I grew up 584 00:21:34,576 --> 00:21:37,046 and realized there's nothing familiar about you anymore, 585 00:21:37,246 --> 00:21:40,546 you were just empty space where love once lived." 586 00:21:40,746 --> 00:21:41,716 Thank you. 587 00:21:41,916 --> 00:21:43,176 [applause] 588 00:21:43,376 --> 00:21:46,716 [whooping] 589 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,556 Wait, that's the guy. 590 00:21:51,756 --> 00:21:53,106 -[Bette] Who? -That's the guy, that's her ex. 591 00:21:53,306 --> 00:21:56,226 -No, no, that's her professor. -I'm telling you, 592 00:21:56,436 --> 00:21:57,896 that's her ex. Bella. Is that her ex? 593 00:21:58,096 --> 00:21:59,646 Or is that her professor? 594 00:21:59,856 --> 00:22:01,236 tense music 595 00:22:01,436 --> 00:22:02,866 596 00:22:03,066 --> 00:22:05,236 Um... Uh... 597 00:22:05,436 --> 00:22:06,406 [Tina] Hey! 598 00:22:06,606 --> 00:22:07,866 Get away from my daughter! 599 00:22:08,066 --> 00:22:09,036 I'm talking to you, Professor! 600 00:22:09,236 --> 00:22:11,576 What are you...? Mom. Sit down. 601 00:22:11,776 --> 00:22:13,376 -You're making a scene. -Don't speak! 602 00:22:13,576 --> 00:22:15,496 What is wrong with you?! 603 00:22:17,876 --> 00:22:19,756 [groans] 604 00:22:19,956 --> 00:22:22,756 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 605 00:22:22,956 --> 00:22:24,926 [takes deep breath] 606 00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:26,346 Margaret Cho is gonna come back as host, 607 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:28,766 -she's gonna kill it. -[Dani] Great. 608 00:22:28,966 --> 00:22:31,096 So, that takes care of our three-minute opening monologue, 609 00:22:31,296 --> 00:22:34,226 but that still leaves with me with four to five minutes short 610 00:22:34,426 --> 00:22:37,066 without... Maddow. God. 611 00:22:37,266 --> 00:22:38,476 What about Dre? 612 00:22:40,186 --> 00:22:41,606 They've been working on new material. 613 00:22:41,806 --> 00:22:43,236 They're new, but... 614 00:22:43,436 --> 00:22:45,406 [Sophie] I've been wanting to do this kind of thing 615 00:22:45,606 --> 00:22:47,786 for so fucking long. 616 00:22:47,986 --> 00:22:50,116 Make the show about bringing in new talent. 617 00:22:50,316 --> 00:22:51,326 Queer talent. 618 00:22:51,526 --> 00:22:52,996 [Dani] Okay, then let's do it. 619 00:22:53,196 --> 00:22:54,746 optimistic music 620 00:22:54,946 --> 00:22:57,326 621 00:22:59,666 --> 00:23:01,586 [Misty] You're almost there. 622 00:23:01,786 --> 00:23:04,046 -Home stretch. Here we go, Care. -Just past this line. 623 00:23:04,246 --> 00:23:05,596 [Carrie] I'm coming. I'm, uh... 624 00:23:05,796 --> 00:23:06,966 -[Misty] Okay. -[Finley] Come on, right here. 625 00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:08,466 [Misty] You can stop if you need to. 626 00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:09,806 -Okay. Oh, God, I'm-- -[Finley] Right here. 627 00:23:10,006 --> 00:23:11,306 -Yeah, come on. Right here. -Come on. 628 00:23:11,506 --> 00:23:12,636 -Come on, you got this. -[Carrie] Oh, man. 629 00:23:12,836 --> 00:23:14,056 You got this. A couple more steps. 630 00:23:14,256 --> 00:23:15,396 -Come on. -A couple more, you can do it. 631 00:23:15,596 --> 00:23:17,316 -Yes! -Yes! She's a beast, people! 632 00:23:17,516 --> 00:23:18,646 -You did it. Are you all right? -Please give me... 633 00:23:18,846 --> 00:23:20,146 Just give me a minute, give me a minute. 634 00:23:20,346 --> 00:23:21,106 -How's the heart? -I don't know. I don't know. 635 00:23:21,306 --> 00:23:22,316 Here, chug this. 636 00:23:22,516 --> 00:23:23,566 -You need to drink this. -You okay? 637 00:23:23,766 --> 00:23:25,436 -You okay? -Yeah. I think so. 638 00:23:28,776 --> 00:23:30,326 What the fuck is in that? 639 00:23:30,526 --> 00:23:32,326 -What? -Well, it's green powder. 640 00:23:32,526 --> 00:23:33,826 -I thought it'd be good for you. -Oh, dude. 641 00:23:34,026 --> 00:23:35,746 -It's got vitamins and stuff. -That's so not... 642 00:23:35,946 --> 00:23:38,996 Come on, Finley, I like my water clear, like everyone does. 643 00:23:39,196 --> 00:23:41,506 You know, I like my eggs to be eggs. 644 00:23:41,706 --> 00:23:44,626 The doctor said, you know... I'm just, I'm trying to help. 645 00:23:44,826 --> 00:23:47,176 I know, but you're driving me crazy. 646 00:23:47,376 --> 00:23:50,176 Sorry, I just... 647 00:23:50,376 --> 00:23:52,886 I thought I lost you and it was really fucking scary. 648 00:23:53,086 --> 00:23:54,886 -I know. -[Finley] I just... 649 00:23:55,096 --> 00:23:57,766 I don't want to lose you, I love you. 650 00:23:57,966 --> 00:23:59,396 Not in a gay way. 651 00:23:59,596 --> 00:24:00,726 I mean, you know, we're both gay, 652 00:24:00,926 --> 00:24:02,026 -but... -Yeah. 653 00:24:02,226 --> 00:24:04,736 I totally get that. I love you, too. 654 00:24:04,936 --> 00:24:06,356 A lot. 655 00:24:06,566 --> 00:24:08,366 Now, will you help me get down this fucking hill? 656 00:24:08,566 --> 00:24:09,866 [Finley] Yep. I got you. Let's go. 657 00:24:10,066 --> 00:24:11,196 -Let's go. Let's go. -Come on. 658 00:24:11,396 --> 00:24:12,496 -Carrie? -What? 659 00:24:12,696 --> 00:24:13,786 -I'm super gay for you. -You are? 660 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,996 -Mm-hmm. -That's good to know, Misty. 661 00:24:16,196 --> 00:24:17,826 -Oh, boy, my legs are jiggling. -[Misty] Yeah? 662 00:24:18,026 --> 00:24:19,336 [Finley] It's all right, it's only a half mile down. 663 00:24:19,536 --> 00:24:21,956 [Carrie] A half mile? I knew you lied, Finley. 664 00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:23,376 [Finley] I wanted you to see the view. 665 00:24:23,576 --> 00:24:25,216 [Carrie] I don't want to see the view. 666 00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:28,346 Oh 667 00:24:28,546 --> 00:24:31,716 You just fucking humiliated me in front of my entire class. 668 00:24:31,916 --> 00:24:33,516 [sighs] We trusted you to take care of yourself. 669 00:24:33,716 --> 00:24:35,016 I am taking care of myself. 670 00:24:35,216 --> 00:24:36,556 He belongs in jail. 671 00:24:36,756 --> 00:24:37,976 Okay, why didn't you tell us? 672 00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:39,726 -I... -Why didn't you tell me? 673 00:24:39,926 --> 00:24:42,226 Because I don't owe you anything! It's my fucking life! 674 00:24:42,426 --> 00:24:43,896 We obviously need to move back here. 675 00:24:44,096 --> 00:24:45,236 No, I do not want you here. 676 00:24:45,436 --> 00:24:47,066 -At all. -Which is clear. 677 00:24:47,266 --> 00:24:48,406 I'm just gonna get a condo right next to your dorm 678 00:24:48,606 --> 00:24:49,906 and I'm not gonna let you out of my sight. 679 00:24:50,106 --> 00:24:51,696 -Okay. Okay. -Okay, okay, okay. All right. 680 00:24:51,896 --> 00:24:54,406 All right, no. For the record, listen, we're blaming him, 681 00:24:54,606 --> 00:24:56,206 -we're not blaming you. -What? No! Why? 682 00:24:56,406 --> 00:24:57,786 Oh, honey, he took advantage of you. 683 00:24:57,986 --> 00:24:59,576 No, he did not. You're not getting it. 684 00:24:59,776 --> 00:25:01,916 -What is he? Like 27? 28? -[Angie] Yes. 685 00:25:02,116 --> 00:25:03,336 Yeah, and it was nothing like that. 686 00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:04,956 That's not the situation. 687 00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:06,966 Honey, you just don't see it that way right now. 688 00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:08,386 But later you're gonna understand: 689 00:25:08,586 --> 00:25:09,966 he totally took advantage of you. 690 00:25:10,166 --> 00:25:11,756 This is exactly why I don't tell you anything. 691 00:25:11,956 --> 00:25:13,676 You're all acting like fucking hypocrites. 692 00:25:13,876 --> 00:25:16,596 Like you've never fallen in love with someone that you shouldn't? 693 00:25:16,796 --> 00:25:18,096 -It's fucking bullshit. -[Bette] Okay. 694 00:25:18,296 --> 00:25:21,596 Okay. Okay. Um... 695 00:25:23,016 --> 00:25:24,226 Oh, no, okay... 696 00:25:24,426 --> 00:25:26,436 -It's fine. -[Bette] Okay, okay. 697 00:25:26,646 --> 00:25:27,686 [sighs] 698 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:31,906 [sighs] All right, why don't we just, um... 699 00:25:32,106 --> 00:25:33,446 I don't know, why won't we just go to dinner... 700 00:25:33,646 --> 00:25:34,946 Fuck dinner. I don't-- 701 00:25:35,146 --> 00:25:36,776 I don't want-- I don't want to be around you. 702 00:25:38,736 --> 00:25:40,366 Angie, wait up! 703 00:25:44,416 --> 00:25:46,456 -Angie, wait up. Wait up. -No. 704 00:25:46,666 --> 00:25:48,126 -They just treat me like a kid. -[Bella] No... 705 00:25:48,326 --> 00:25:49,626 They just fucking humiliated me 706 00:25:49,826 --> 00:25:50,966 and they didn't even fucking realize it. 707 00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:52,136 Okay, now that I saw. I saw that. 708 00:25:52,336 --> 00:25:53,466 Like, can you believe how wrong 709 00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:54,966 they all are about the situation? 710 00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:58,056 Like, they misjudged it so poorly, you know? 711 00:25:58,256 --> 00:26:01,056 I-I sort of think... they're right. 712 00:26:05,306 --> 00:26:06,476 What? 713 00:26:06,686 --> 00:26:08,566 Uh, I just mean, um... 714 00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:11,896 I think it's weird. 715 00:26:13,236 --> 00:26:15,366 On his side. Not on yours. 716 00:26:15,566 --> 00:26:16,866 How? I was the one that kissed him. 717 00:26:17,066 --> 00:26:18,366 I know, but it-it's... 718 00:26:18,566 --> 00:26:21,166 I was the one that told him that it was okay. 719 00:26:21,366 --> 00:26:22,786 Do you understand what I'm saying? 720 00:26:22,986 --> 00:26:25,956 He was the one that wanted to get out of it. 721 00:26:26,156 --> 00:26:27,956 I don't want to seem like I'm a fucking kid 722 00:26:28,156 --> 00:26:29,336 who doesn't know what she wants. 723 00:26:29,536 --> 00:26:30,836 -Because that is not the truth. -I know. 724 00:26:31,036 --> 00:26:34,136 I'm on your side! I am on your side! 725 00:26:34,336 --> 00:26:37,176 I just-- He has all the power. 726 00:26:37,376 --> 00:26:38,846 -Okay, whatever. -That's real. 727 00:26:39,046 --> 00:26:40,676 May I please have my bag? 728 00:26:41,716 --> 00:26:44,346 -May I please have my bag? -Okay. 729 00:26:46,976 --> 00:26:48,186 Where are you going? 730 00:26:48,386 --> 00:26:49,766 Don't worry about it. 731 00:26:54,236 --> 00:26:55,826 Piddles Junior? 732 00:26:56,026 --> 00:26:58,906 I had the worst day... 733 00:26:59,106 --> 00:27:00,986 getting canceled. 734 00:27:02,236 --> 00:27:03,956 Oh, my God. 735 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:06,956 What, am I gonna go back to podcasts? Because kill me. 736 00:27:08,076 --> 00:27:09,916 Piddles? 737 00:27:10,116 --> 00:27:12,046 Hey, little PJ? 738 00:27:12,246 --> 00:27:13,546 [whistles] 739 00:27:13,746 --> 00:27:15,086 PP? 740 00:27:15,296 --> 00:27:16,796 Little PP? 741 00:27:18,466 --> 00:27:20,016 Mr. P? 742 00:27:20,216 --> 00:27:22,056 Where are you hiding? 743 00:27:22,256 --> 00:27:25,926 Are you hiding from me? Are you hiding from me? 744 00:27:26,976 --> 00:27:30,186 I see you. I see you. 745 00:27:30,386 --> 00:27:35,186 PJ! PJ! Piddles! 746 00:27:41,986 --> 00:27:43,076 [gasps] 747 00:27:43,276 --> 00:27:45,166 tense, dramatic music 748 00:27:45,366 --> 00:27:47,586 No... You're so little! 749 00:27:47,786 --> 00:27:48,916 You're my trigger 750 00:27:49,116 --> 00:27:51,416 Makin' me give in 751 00:27:51,616 --> 00:27:53,256 Oh, I can't help it 752 00:27:53,456 --> 00:27:55,756 Can't help it 753 00:27:55,956 --> 00:27:59,426 Maybe you think all the bad could decay 754 00:27:59,626 --> 00:28:01,716 But I think there's too much 755 00:28:01,926 --> 00:28:04,386 That I'd need to erase 756 00:28:04,586 --> 00:28:06,306 All my life I've been misunderstood 757 00:28:06,506 --> 00:28:08,266 -[knocking] -Tess! 758 00:28:08,466 --> 00:28:12,396 A dark intruder of the neighborhood 759 00:28:12,596 --> 00:28:13,986 [knocking continues] 760 00:28:14,186 --> 00:28:16,606 You might come to like the pain 761 00:28:16,816 --> 00:28:19,276 If you fall in love 762 00:28:19,476 --> 00:28:20,786 Hey. 763 00:28:20,986 --> 00:28:24,536 -Hey. What's up? [laughs] -Um... 764 00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:29,416 I wanted to talk to you about something. 765 00:28:29,616 --> 00:28:31,036 Okay. 766 00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:36,666 I haven't been honest with you. 767 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,426 I never thought we needed a second bar. 768 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:49,226 I just bought it because I wanted to make you happy. 769 00:28:49,426 --> 00:28:51,146 [laughs] 770 00:28:51,346 --> 00:28:52,776 We're in the middle of a renovation. 771 00:28:52,976 --> 00:28:54,106 I know, I know, I know, but look, 772 00:28:54,306 --> 00:28:55,736 they didn't even put the tiles up yet. 773 00:28:55,936 --> 00:28:57,486 They're... They're here-- they're right here. 774 00:28:57,686 --> 00:28:58,696 I understand, I understand. 775 00:28:58,896 --> 00:29:00,406 But... 776 00:29:00,606 --> 00:29:01,986 optimistic music 777 00:29:02,186 --> 00:29:04,196 What if it wasn't a bar? 778 00:29:04,396 --> 00:29:06,866 Then what would it be? 779 00:29:07,866 --> 00:29:09,036 A salon. 780 00:29:11,616 --> 00:29:13,376 It's just an idea that I'm kicking around, all right? 781 00:29:13,576 --> 00:29:15,756 -So, bear with me. -Okay... 782 00:29:15,956 --> 00:29:19,916 But on this side over here, a couple sinks. 783 00:29:20,916 --> 00:29:23,096 All right? And then... 784 00:29:23,296 --> 00:29:25,556 Along this wall right here, 785 00:29:25,756 --> 00:29:29,346 the stations, with separate 786 00:29:29,546 --> 00:29:33,936 floor-to-ceiling mirrors and some vintage barber chairs. 787 00:29:34,136 --> 00:29:37,606 Huh? Like, ambient lighting. 788 00:29:37,806 --> 00:29:41,446 Maybe a-a lounge area over in this section, but... 789 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:46,696 Whatever it is, it would be small and low-key. 790 00:29:48,906 --> 00:29:51,376 You would be at Dana's and... 791 00:29:51,576 --> 00:29:53,286 I could be here. 792 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:59,206 This is just something I've been missing, Tess. 793 00:30:04,006 --> 00:30:05,676 What do you think? 794 00:30:06,796 --> 00:30:09,966 I think... it's bullshit. 795 00:30:11,596 --> 00:30:14,566 Why do you get to make up all the rules? 796 00:30:14,766 --> 00:30:15,776 I don't, I don't, I don't. 797 00:30:15,976 --> 00:30:17,106 Tess, this was an idea. 798 00:30:17,306 --> 00:30:18,606 [Tess] No, you do. 799 00:30:18,806 --> 00:30:20,406 You get to fuck whoever you want... 800 00:30:20,606 --> 00:30:21,526 [Shane] I apologized for that. 801 00:30:21,726 --> 00:30:22,946 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 802 00:30:23,146 --> 00:30:24,526 And now you're coming in here 803 00:30:24,726 --> 00:30:26,786 and just, like, blowing this whole thing up. 804 00:30:26,986 --> 00:30:29,486 This was my dream. 805 00:30:31,036 --> 00:30:33,916 You are so fucking self-centered, it's exhausting. 806 00:30:34,116 --> 00:30:36,956 It's like, if you're not happy, no one's allowed to be. 807 00:30:37,156 --> 00:30:38,876 I can't do this anymore. 808 00:30:39,076 --> 00:30:40,626 Do what? 809 00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:44,546 I can't. 810 00:30:46,716 --> 00:30:48,096 [sighs] 811 00:30:49,046 --> 00:30:53,146 I can't do this. This. 812 00:30:53,346 --> 00:30:55,266 Anymore. 813 00:30:55,466 --> 00:30:57,276 dramatic music 814 00:30:57,476 --> 00:30:59,356 815 00:31:01,816 --> 00:31:03,396 Oh. This? 816 00:31:05,646 --> 00:31:06,946 [laughs] 817 00:31:07,146 --> 00:31:08,616 "Cold Blooded" by Ida Maria 818 00:31:08,816 --> 00:31:11,906 I put my soul on ice... 819 00:31:12,116 --> 00:31:13,616 Fuck you. 820 00:31:13,826 --> 00:31:17,536 I got this question in my head 821 00:31:19,916 --> 00:31:22,086 Can you wake me from the dead? 822 00:31:22,286 --> 00:31:24,926 I am 823 00:31:25,126 --> 00:31:27,636 Cold-blooded 824 00:31:27,836 --> 00:31:30,426 I am 825 00:31:30,626 --> 00:31:33,386 Cold-blooded 826 00:31:36,386 --> 00:31:38,106 Purple, not red. 827 00:31:38,306 --> 00:31:40,396 -Hi, guys. How are you? -Doing great. 828 00:31:43,606 --> 00:31:46,446 Hi. Have the writers revise the cold open. 829 00:31:46,646 --> 00:31:48,156 Sure. 830 00:31:48,356 --> 00:31:51,536 Oh, hey. Um, cue the music cue-in later for Margaret. 831 00:31:51,736 --> 00:31:53,156 I don't want to drown out 832 00:31:53,356 --> 00:31:54,536 anything she says to the audience. 833 00:31:54,736 --> 00:31:56,456 -Thank you. -Sure thing, Sophie. 834 00:31:57,866 --> 00:31:59,626 [sighs] 835 00:31:59,826 --> 00:32:01,506 We turnin' it up, we turnin' it on 836 00:32:01,706 --> 00:32:03,796 We turnin' it up, turnin' it on and on and on 837 00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:07,176 Right, so Margaret's gonna do your intro. 838 00:32:07,376 --> 00:32:09,346 You're gonna get touches right before 839 00:32:09,546 --> 00:32:11,136 you go on. And then the band does have your music, so-- 840 00:32:11,336 --> 00:32:12,756 Dani, Dani, Dani. 841 00:32:14,306 --> 00:32:16,846 Are we just gonna pretend like this morning didn't happen? 842 00:32:18,096 --> 00:32:22,936 Look, this moment is not about that right now, okay? 843 00:32:23,136 --> 00:32:24,946 It's not about me at all, really. It's about you. 844 00:32:25,146 --> 00:32:26,856 No, I know, but I-- 845 00:32:27,066 --> 00:32:28,276 [Sophie] Oh, thank God, hey. 846 00:32:28,476 --> 00:32:29,826 We're live-to-tape in 20. 847 00:32:30,026 --> 00:32:31,366 You're gonna fucking kill it. 848 00:32:31,566 --> 00:32:32,906 -[laughs] -Okay, come on, let's go. 849 00:32:33,106 --> 00:32:35,036 Turnin' it on, we turnin' it up 850 00:32:35,236 --> 00:32:36,826 Turnin' it on and on and on 851 00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:40,246 [clerk] Order 152. 852 00:32:40,446 --> 00:32:42,706 I'm sorry we didn't make it to dinner. 853 00:32:42,906 --> 00:32:44,166 It's okay. Burgers are good. 854 00:32:44,366 --> 00:32:46,506 How are you so calm right now? 855 00:32:46,706 --> 00:32:49,006 [scoffs] I'm not calm. 856 00:32:49,206 --> 00:32:52,556 I'm vibrating at a very high frequency internally right now. 857 00:32:52,756 --> 00:32:54,726 Just trying to stay mindful, 858 00:32:54,926 --> 00:32:56,766 to reserve my white-hot anger for him 859 00:32:56,966 --> 00:32:59,226 instead of letting it decimate some innocent bystander. 860 00:32:59,426 --> 00:33:01,016 [clerk] Order 153. 861 00:33:01,216 --> 00:33:04,566 I just... I feel like we should go find him and just... 862 00:33:04,766 --> 00:33:06,396 We can't do that. 863 00:33:06,596 --> 00:33:08,156 We want our daughter to tell us stuff. 864 00:33:08,356 --> 00:33:11,026 I mean, she didn't even feel like she could talk to us. 865 00:33:11,226 --> 00:33:12,326 She was right. 866 00:33:12,526 --> 00:33:13,906 So, instead of murdering him, 867 00:33:14,106 --> 00:33:15,906 I think we should just eat some fries. 868 00:33:16,106 --> 00:33:17,326 gentle music 869 00:33:17,526 --> 00:33:19,656 I feel like we're losing her. 870 00:33:20,616 --> 00:33:22,416 We are. 871 00:33:22,616 --> 00:33:25,086 -She's pushing us away... -No, don't say it. Don't say it. 872 00:33:25,286 --> 00:33:26,506 ...and that's exactly what she's supposed to be 873 00:33:26,706 --> 00:33:28,926 -doing right now. -I hate it. 874 00:33:29,126 --> 00:33:31,546 -I hate how it feels. -I know, I know. 875 00:33:31,746 --> 00:33:35,346 Me too, but we want her to carve out her own path, right? 876 00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:37,936 And she's ready. She's so fucking smart. 877 00:33:38,136 --> 00:33:39,436 I know she is. 878 00:33:39,636 --> 00:33:40,936 But it doesn't matter how smart you are, 879 00:33:41,136 --> 00:33:43,106 because you're gonna fuck up along the way. 880 00:33:43,306 --> 00:33:44,726 -Yeah. -Right? 881 00:33:44,926 --> 00:33:46,316 Yeah, you're right. 882 00:33:46,516 --> 00:33:48,486 -[clerk] Order 160. -[indistinct chatter] 883 00:33:48,686 --> 00:33:50,066 [Tina sighs] 884 00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:53,276 I think I want a number three. 885 00:33:53,476 --> 00:33:55,236 -Hmm. -That's what I usually get. 886 00:33:55,436 --> 00:33:57,406 -I'm gonna get that. -Before I forget to tell you, 887 00:33:57,606 --> 00:34:00,156 it was so sexy watching you stand up for her. 888 00:34:01,286 --> 00:34:03,246 -Really? -Yeah. 889 00:34:04,496 --> 00:34:05,956 Are you flirting with me? 890 00:34:06,156 --> 00:34:08,046 Maybe. 891 00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:10,336 I think you are flirting with me. 892 00:34:12,666 --> 00:34:14,136 -Hey. -Hi, um, 893 00:34:14,336 --> 00:34:16,056 can we get two number threes 894 00:34:16,256 --> 00:34:18,096 -with cheese and... -Fries. 895 00:34:18,296 --> 00:34:19,936 -Ooh, yeah, fries. -Fries. 896 00:34:20,136 --> 00:34:21,646 And a large Coke. 897 00:34:21,846 --> 00:34:22,976 -Yeah, we can do that. -Two straws. 898 00:34:23,176 --> 00:34:24,816 -We're gonna share it. -[laughter] 899 00:34:25,016 --> 00:34:26,146 Piddles? 900 00:34:26,346 --> 00:34:27,936 [kissing] 901 00:34:28,136 --> 00:34:31,606 PJ? I got your favorite. 902 00:34:31,806 --> 00:34:35,486 Well, it's technically my favorite but it's got chicken. 903 00:34:35,686 --> 00:34:38,276 -You love chicken. -[rustling] 904 00:34:39,616 --> 00:34:41,246 Piddles? 905 00:34:41,446 --> 00:34:42,946 [rustling] 906 00:34:44,116 --> 00:34:45,746 Piddles? 907 00:34:47,746 --> 00:34:51,626 I hear you. I hear you. 908 00:34:51,826 --> 00:34:53,466 [screeching] 909 00:34:53,666 --> 00:34:55,346 That's a rat. That's a rat. 910 00:34:55,546 --> 00:34:57,516 Oh! [shudders] 911 00:34:57,716 --> 00:34:58,676 Oh... 912 00:34:58,876 --> 00:35:01,466 [panting] 913 00:35:02,556 --> 00:35:04,766 Okay, I get it. 914 00:35:06,516 --> 00:35:08,526 I stand by my reasons for doing it, 915 00:35:08,726 --> 00:35:10,856 but I should've apologized for the rest. 916 00:35:11,056 --> 00:35:12,816 I get it, it's payback. 917 00:35:13,016 --> 00:35:16,196 But karma shouldn't hurt cats. 918 00:35:16,396 --> 00:35:18,486 [meowing in distance] 919 00:35:18,686 --> 00:35:20,536 optimistic music 920 00:35:20,736 --> 00:35:22,366 Piddles? [kissing] 921 00:35:22,566 --> 00:35:23,866 Piddles? 922 00:35:24,076 --> 00:35:25,126 Psst, psst, psst, psst. 923 00:35:25,326 --> 00:35:27,166 [meowing] 924 00:35:32,166 --> 00:35:33,376 Where are you? 925 00:35:33,576 --> 00:35:34,796 [meowing] 926 00:35:39,926 --> 00:35:43,016 Piddles. Piddles! 927 00:35:43,216 --> 00:35:44,976 Piddles, Piddles, Piddles. 928 00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:47,016 Oh, my God. 929 00:35:47,216 --> 00:35:48,396 -[meowing] -You're so high. 930 00:35:48,596 --> 00:35:50,226 -Okay. -[meowing] 931 00:35:50,426 --> 00:35:51,856 Um... 932 00:35:52,056 --> 00:35:54,276 Yeah, let's just call somebody. 933 00:35:54,476 --> 00:35:56,196 [muttering] 911? 934 00:35:56,396 --> 00:35:58,026 [line ringing] 935 00:35:58,226 --> 00:35:59,736 [dispatcher] 911. What's your emergency? 936 00:35:59,936 --> 00:36:03,156 Hi, um, okay, this is not an emergency. 937 00:36:03,356 --> 00:36:05,706 I-I... My cat is-is stuck in a tree. 938 00:36:05,906 --> 00:36:07,366 -[meowing] -Can you repeat that? 939 00:36:13,376 --> 00:36:15,126 I'm so sorry. 940 00:36:15,326 --> 00:36:18,096 Like, obviously I did not tell them to say any of that. 941 00:36:18,296 --> 00:36:19,466 And I know that's exactly 942 00:36:19,666 --> 00:36:20,966 -what you were afraid of. -Yeah. Well... 943 00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:22,886 And so I, well... 944 00:36:23,086 --> 00:36:24,936 -What are you doing? -[Hendrix] I'm-I'm packing up 945 00:36:25,136 --> 00:36:26,596 my stuff. I'm leaving. 946 00:36:26,796 --> 00:36:28,056 Did they fire you? 947 00:36:28,256 --> 00:36:29,436 [Hendrix] Angie, take a breath. 948 00:36:29,636 --> 00:36:32,226 Everything is okay. I chose to resign. 949 00:36:32,436 --> 00:36:33,936 You did not have to do that, I could've... 950 00:36:34,146 --> 00:36:35,276 I could've told whoever you wanted 951 00:36:35,476 --> 00:36:36,856 that it was me in the first place. 952 00:36:37,056 --> 00:36:38,276 [Hendrix] Hey, you have done me a huge favor. 953 00:36:38,476 --> 00:36:40,446 I never should've taken this job. 954 00:36:40,646 --> 00:36:42,786 Okay? It's been holding me back. And now... 955 00:36:42,986 --> 00:36:44,956 I can truly focus full-time on my book. 956 00:36:45,156 --> 00:36:47,786 Oh. Okay. 957 00:36:47,986 --> 00:36:49,076 Good for you. 958 00:36:51,076 --> 00:36:52,786 So you don't work here anymore? 959 00:36:54,166 --> 00:36:57,126 Nope. I'm a free agent. 960 00:36:57,336 --> 00:36:59,596 I'm an unemployed writer. Now, I got to figure out-- 961 00:36:59,796 --> 00:37:00,966 Stop talking. 962 00:37:01,166 --> 00:37:03,136 I can't ignore you 963 00:37:03,336 --> 00:37:05,726 I really, really want you 964 00:37:05,926 --> 00:37:07,896 So, baby, bring it over to me 965 00:37:08,096 --> 00:37:10,356 Okay, fuck her. 966 00:37:10,556 --> 00:37:11,436 Right? 967 00:37:11,636 --> 00:37:12,896 -Yes. -Yeah. 968 00:37:13,096 --> 00:37:15,526 Also, there's something about her face. 969 00:37:15,726 --> 00:37:17,566 -Rubs you the wrong way. -It does. 970 00:37:17,766 --> 00:37:20,026 Yeah. Don't worry, she dies in a plane crash. 971 00:37:20,226 --> 00:37:21,156 [laughs] 972 00:37:21,356 --> 00:37:22,986 Thank you for the spoiler. 973 00:37:23,186 --> 00:37:24,946 [both laughing] 974 00:37:25,146 --> 00:37:27,576 I really actually like this show. 975 00:37:29,076 --> 00:37:31,086 gentle music 976 00:37:31,286 --> 00:37:33,246 977 00:37:33,446 --> 00:37:34,996 -Hi. -Hi. 978 00:37:43,796 --> 00:37:45,846 979 00:37:58,106 --> 00:37:59,776 Are you sure? 980 00:37:59,976 --> 00:38:01,606 I'm sure. 981 00:38:13,286 --> 00:38:15,626 somber music 982 00:38:15,826 --> 00:38:16,876 -Hey. -[crying] I'm sorry. 983 00:38:17,076 --> 00:38:17,876 -Hey, Carrie. -I'm sorry. 984 00:38:18,076 --> 00:38:19,426 It's okay. 985 00:38:19,626 --> 00:38:21,386 I didn't expect to feel this much, you know? 986 00:38:21,586 --> 00:38:22,546 Yeah. 987 00:38:22,746 --> 00:38:23,796 I almost died. 988 00:38:23,996 --> 00:38:25,466 I know, I know. 989 00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:28,506 It hasn't really sunk in yet, I don't think. 990 00:38:29,636 --> 00:38:33,176 Listen, Carrie, I'm not going anywhere. 991 00:38:34,976 --> 00:38:36,806 Neither are you. 992 00:38:47,616 --> 00:38:51,576 -Oh, my God, that's so good. -[mouth full] Oh, my God. 993 00:38:51,776 --> 00:38:53,706 Do you ever miss L.A.? 994 00:38:55,456 --> 00:38:57,546 Mm, no. 995 00:38:57,746 --> 00:38:59,256 Hmm. 996 00:38:59,456 --> 00:39:01,426 Not really. 997 00:39:01,626 --> 00:39:02,836 Mm. 998 00:39:03,036 --> 00:39:04,716 I have you, I could be anywhere. 999 00:39:04,916 --> 00:39:07,176 Yeah, I feel the same way. 1000 00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:10,226 I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 1001 00:39:10,426 --> 00:39:12,056 Same. 1002 00:39:14,676 --> 00:39:16,266 What if we got, um... 1003 00:39:16,466 --> 00:39:18,356 Ah. What if we got married? 1004 00:39:18,556 --> 00:39:21,736 You know? I don't know. 1005 00:39:21,936 --> 00:39:24,106 Throw a party for our friends or something like that. 1006 00:39:24,316 --> 00:39:25,816 Something fun. 1007 00:39:26,776 --> 00:39:29,746 gentle music 1008 00:39:29,946 --> 00:39:32,036 That's what the dinner was supposed to be for. 1009 00:39:32,236 --> 00:39:33,536 Really? 1010 00:39:33,736 --> 00:39:35,036 Yeah. 1011 00:39:36,366 --> 00:39:39,836 -[laughs] -I can't believe you did that. 1012 00:39:40,036 --> 00:39:41,376 [laughs] 1013 00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:46,096 Do you like it? 1014 00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:48,216 Yeah. 1015 00:39:48,416 --> 00:39:50,426 I like it a lot. 1016 00:39:52,676 --> 00:39:54,976 -Can I put it on? -Yeah. 1017 00:39:55,176 --> 00:39:57,056 1018 00:40:03,686 --> 00:40:05,446 You sure you like it? 1019 00:40:05,646 --> 00:40:07,446 My God, it's been in my bag all night. It's been killing me. 1020 00:40:07,646 --> 00:40:09,786 Oh, you're so sneaky. I don't know how you did that. 1021 00:40:09,986 --> 00:40:12,246 -[both laughing] -I love it. 1022 00:40:12,446 --> 00:40:14,786 It's so beautiful. 1023 00:40:16,116 --> 00:40:17,326 I love you. 1024 00:40:17,536 --> 00:40:19,036 I love you, too. 1025 00:40:19,246 --> 00:40:20,626 -Mm. -I'm just... 1026 00:40:20,826 --> 00:40:24,506 I want it on record that I asked you first. 1027 00:40:24,706 --> 00:40:26,676 Oh, okay. 1028 00:40:26,876 --> 00:40:28,846 But one could argue that ring 1029 00:40:29,046 --> 00:40:31,336 is proof that I had the idea first. 1030 00:40:32,926 --> 00:40:35,726 Okay. One could argue. 1031 00:40:35,926 --> 00:40:38,016 But one wouldn't. 1032 00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:43,266 No, one most certainly would not. 1033 00:40:46,936 --> 00:40:49,236 [both laugh] 1034 00:40:49,436 --> 00:40:50,776 Where have you been? 1035 00:40:50,986 --> 00:40:53,366 I've been waiting my whole life 1036 00:40:53,566 --> 00:40:57,116 For someone like you to keep me on my light 1037 00:40:57,316 --> 00:41:00,036 I've been down, I've been up 1038 00:41:00,236 --> 00:41:04,626 Where, where, where are you now? 1039 00:41:07,336 --> 00:41:11,676 Sometimes it takes more time than expected 1040 00:41:11,876 --> 00:41:16,346 My patience is running thin so I keep pretending 1041 00:41:16,546 --> 00:41:18,146 I'm not down, I'm not out 1042 00:41:18,346 --> 00:41:22,806 But where, where, where are you now? 1043 00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:28,066 Ooh, ooh 1044 00:41:28,266 --> 00:41:29,526 [Misty moaning] 1045 00:41:29,726 --> 00:41:32,026 Is it you? 1046 00:41:32,226 --> 00:41:34,236 [Carrie] Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah! 1047 00:41:34,446 --> 00:41:37,406 Ooh 1048 00:41:37,616 --> 00:41:40,786 I found you 1049 00:41:44,246 --> 00:41:48,926 I'm not afraid of what's near and what's coming 1050 00:41:49,126 --> 00:41:52,756 I want the love so do away with the runnin' 1051 00:41:52,956 --> 00:41:55,266 I've been high, I've been low 1052 00:41:55,466 --> 00:41:59,436 So when, when, when will you show? 1053 00:41:59,636 --> 00:42:02,056 Yeah 1054 00:42:02,256 --> 00:42:05,896 Ooh, ooh 1055 00:42:06,096 --> 00:42:09,856 Is it you? 1056 00:42:11,396 --> 00:42:13,946 Ooh 1057 00:42:14,146 --> 00:42:17,406 I found you 1058 00:42:17,606 --> 00:42:20,456 All right, all right, all right 1059 00:42:20,656 --> 00:42:23,286 On my way to better days 1060 00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:28,466 I never was good at change 1061 00:42:28,666 --> 00:42:33,426 You're the only place I want to stay 1062 00:42:33,626 --> 00:42:37,426 I found you, I found you 1063 00:42:37,626 --> 00:42:39,886 I found you 1064 00:42:41,136 --> 00:42:44,056 Ooh, I found you 1065 00:42:45,726 --> 00:42:48,356 Ooh, it's only you 1066 00:42:48,556 --> 00:42:50,986 [sniffing] 1067 00:42:51,186 --> 00:42:54,616 You 1068 00:42:54,816 --> 00:42:57,196 Oh... 1069 00:42:57,396 --> 00:43:00,746 Oh! 1070 00:43:00,946 --> 00:43:03,746 Is it you? 1071 00:43:03,946 --> 00:43:06,416 Yeah 1072 00:43:06,616 --> 00:43:08,416 You 1073 00:43:08,616 --> 00:43:09,506 Oh 1074 00:43:09,706 --> 00:43:11,336 Honey, I found you 1075 00:43:11,536 --> 00:43:12,836 [whooping] 1076 00:43:13,036 --> 00:43:14,846 I found you 1077 00:43:15,046 --> 00:43:18,016 [applause and cheering] 1078 00:43:18,216 --> 00:43:22,426 -[whooping] -Yeah, Dre! 1079 00:43:23,266 --> 00:43:25,806 [Dre] The Lyft driver did not need to know that about me. 1080 00:43:26,006 --> 00:43:27,186 [Dani] Oh, yes, she did. 1081 00:43:28,436 --> 00:43:29,986 She's gonna be like, 1082 00:43:30,186 --> 00:43:32,196 "I drove Dre home the night of their first show." 1083 00:43:32,396 --> 00:43:33,196 [laughs] 1084 00:43:33,396 --> 00:43:35,066 She's never gonna say that. 1085 00:43:35,266 --> 00:43:36,826 Well, I follow her on Instagram now, 1086 00:43:37,026 --> 00:43:39,236 so we'll see who's right in the end. 1087 00:43:41,656 --> 00:43:43,076 Are-are you going somewhere? 1088 00:43:43,276 --> 00:43:45,826 Yeah, I'm gonna head home. 1089 00:43:46,026 --> 00:43:48,706 Today was the best day of my life. 1090 00:43:48,906 --> 00:43:50,046 And I owe you everything. 1091 00:43:50,246 --> 00:43:52,376 -But... -[zipper closes] 1092 00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:56,216 I meant what I said earlier. 1093 00:43:57,506 --> 00:43:59,216 I'm falling for you. 1094 00:43:59,416 --> 00:44:01,056 tense music 1095 00:44:01,256 --> 00:44:02,176 And if... 1096 00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:04,226 you don't feel the same way, 1097 00:44:04,426 --> 00:44:06,896 I should probably head home. 1098 00:44:07,096 --> 00:44:09,266 Protect my heart a little. 1099 00:44:11,106 --> 00:44:12,476 So... 1100 00:44:14,146 --> 00:44:16,026 Where you at? 1101 00:44:19,196 --> 00:44:22,656 [indistinct chatter] 1102 00:44:22,856 --> 00:44:24,746 PJ? PJ. Oh, my God. 1103 00:44:24,946 --> 00:44:26,246 Oh, here, you should eat this, it's really good. 1104 00:44:26,446 --> 00:44:27,666 -[meowing] -Hi, honey. 1105 00:44:27,866 --> 00:44:31,876 Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. Oh. 1106 00:44:32,076 --> 00:44:34,246 Was that so scary? Hi, honey. 1107 00:44:35,836 --> 00:44:39,096 -Beautiful. -Hi, Alice. 1108 00:44:39,296 --> 00:44:41,506 [meowing continues] 1109 00:44:43,546 --> 00:44:44,806 "Bad Idea" by Dove Cameron 1110 00:44:45,006 --> 00:44:48,056 Oh, my God. That is so annoying. 1111 00:44:48,256 --> 00:44:51,106 Could've said this day was coming... 1112 00:44:51,306 --> 00:44:54,316 -Fuck this day. -Nice to see you, too. 1113 00:44:54,516 --> 00:44:55,606 You know what? 1114 00:44:55,806 --> 00:44:56,986 I don't feel the same way, Tasha. 1115 00:44:57,186 --> 00:44:58,486 -I was being sarcastic. -Okay, well, 1116 00:44:58,686 --> 00:45:02,196 as you know, I have had a very, very bad day. 1117 00:45:02,396 --> 00:45:04,746 Oh, have you? And how am I supposed to know that? 1118 00:45:04,946 --> 00:45:06,536 Oh, I don't know, because I've been in the news 1119 00:45:06,736 --> 00:45:08,576 for the last 24 hours about everywhere. 1120 00:45:08,776 --> 00:45:10,166 I mean, you've seen it, right? They've all seen it. 1121 00:45:10,366 --> 00:45:11,996 [Tasha] Well, this may come as a shock to you, 1122 00:45:12,196 --> 00:45:15,216 but I don't actually have a Google Alert set to your name. 1123 00:45:15,416 --> 00:45:17,796 Right. Because you hate celebrity culture. 1124 00:45:17,996 --> 00:45:20,256 It's just so vapid, it's so meaningless, 1125 00:45:20,456 --> 00:45:21,716 and blah, blah, blah. 1126 00:45:21,916 --> 00:45:23,266 You never change. 1127 00:45:23,466 --> 00:45:24,466 Well, I take that as a compliment. 1128 00:45:24,676 --> 00:45:25,976 It wasn't intended as one. 1129 00:45:26,176 --> 00:45:27,306 -[meows] -Yeah, let's get out of here. 1130 00:45:27,506 --> 00:45:28,976 Thank you very much, everybody, 1131 00:45:29,176 --> 00:45:31,766 present company excluded, 1132 00:45:31,966 --> 00:45:33,476 for saving my kitten. 1133 00:45:33,676 --> 00:45:36,736 We're happy together again. Have a wonderful evening. 1134 00:45:36,936 --> 00:45:38,656 Heroes. Heroes. 1135 00:45:38,856 --> 00:45:40,486 Something, face to face 1136 00:45:40,686 --> 00:45:42,406 Alice, wait. 1137 00:45:42,606 --> 00:45:43,986 I know I shouldn't do it, but I'm gonna do it 1138 00:45:44,186 --> 00:45:45,246 Seems exactly where I shouldn't go 1139 00:45:45,446 --> 00:45:46,996 I'm running to it... 1140 00:45:47,196 --> 00:45:48,496 There's paperwork. 1141 00:45:48,696 --> 00:45:50,126 I got a lot of sins 1142 00:45:50,326 --> 00:45:51,786 But you're my favorite 1143 00:45:51,986 --> 00:45:53,666 Baby, you're a bad idea 1144 00:45:53,866 --> 00:45:56,006 But I could do a few more years 1145 00:45:56,206 --> 00:45:58,546 I've got a little left in here 1146 00:45:58,746 --> 00:46:00,836 Funny how you reappear 1147 00:46:01,036 --> 00:46:02,596 In the nick of time 1148 00:46:02,796 --> 00:46:04,596 I guess it didn't die 1149 00:46:04,796 --> 00:46:06,756 Can't say we didn't try