It's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Night
on "The Masked Singer."
( music playing )
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in a half-shell, turtle power! ♪
♪ They're the world's most fearsome fighting teens ♪
They scare me!
♪ They're heroes in the half-shell ♪
♪ And they're green
♪ With envy
♪ When the evil Shredder attacks ♪
♪ These turtle boys, they don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
♪ This is where I dance!
♪ Splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪
♪ Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines ♪
♪ Computer programmer
♪ Raphael is cool but rude
♪ Michelangelo is a party dude
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in a half-shell, turtle power! ♪
Respect me! Respect me!
Whoo!
Yeah! Yeah!
Nick: This is amazing!
- Nick: Ken, Ken. - You got one.
- Wait. Yeah, can you guys do something with Ken-atello? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We'll take him away. - We'll take care of him. We'll take care of him.
Thank you. Welcome to "The Masked Singer."
What a performance by the Ninja Turtles
and their little brother Ken Jeong over there!
Cowabunga, dudes.
Tonight we are celebrating 40 years of the historic franchise...
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- ( grunting ) - And we are releasing a new
mysterious celebrity mutant.
- What? - Oh, yeah!
- Oh, I'm ready. - Please say hello
to the best detectives in the business.
Uh, are you guys dressed as your favorite Ninja Turtle?
- Yeah! - Hello? Leonardo. The leader!
- Yes, the leader! - Protective.
I'm Donatello, the sexy one.
And he's also a problem solver,
helps with logistics, yada, yada, yada.
Sexy!
I'm Mikey, the fun one that gets away with everything!
- Uh-oh. Oh! - Rita-angelo!
- And Robin? - I assume I'm Raphael, the bad boy.
- ( laughing ) - Yeah!
Or you could be like Eddie Murphy in "Raw."
- Yep. Yeah. - "Delirious."
- Get your leather suits right. - Nick: You're right.
- Nick, who are you? - Master Splinter.
- 'Ey! - Oh! Look at that.
- Nice, nice. - Well, it's gonna be a whole lot of fun.
- Audience, are you guys ready? - Yeah!
Nick: We're about to have a shell of a good time.
Our first masked celebrity would have had a hard time
listening to Master Splinter, mostly because she hates rats.
Let's reopen the case and reveal some more clues about Cat Witch.
( meow )
One of the coolest things about the Ninja Turtles
has always been collecting the action figures. Duh!
It was the first question I asked when I became a star.
I was like, "Am I gonna be a toy?"
Introducing the coolest new spell-casting
action figure, Cat Witch.
She's got her own action figure.
Like me.
The first time I saw it at Walmart, I freaked out.
And to my surprise, they couldn't keep them on the shelves.
Victory?
Maybe she's played a cheerleader.
But the coolest part? Knowing that it's probably
the first action figure some kids will ever get,
and that's a dream come true.
See you in the toy box.
Get yours now.
♪ You think I'm pretty without any makeup on ♪
♪ You think I'm funny when I tell the punchline wrong ♪
♪ I know you get me, I let my walls come down ♪
♪ Down
♪ Let's go all the way tonight
♪ No regrets, just love
♪ We can dance until we die
♪ You and I will be young forever ♪
♪ You make me feel like I'm living a ♪
♪ Teenage dream
♪ The way you turn me on
♪ I can't sleep
♪ Let's run away and don't ever look back ♪
♪ Don't ever look back
♪ I get your heart racing in my skin-tight jeans ♪
♪ Be your teenage dream tonight ♪
♪ Let you put your hands on me in my skin-tight jeans ♪
♪ Be your teenage dream tonight ♪
- ♪ Yeah! - ♪ You make me
- ♪ Make me, yeah - ♪ Feel like I'm living a teenage dream ♪
♪ Teenage dream, the way you turn me on ♪
♪ I can't sleep
♪ Let's run away and don't ever look back ♪
♪ Don't ever look back
♪ My heart stops when you look at me ♪
- ♪ Just one touch - ♪ Yeah, now, baby, I believe
- ♪ This is real, so take a chance and ♪ - ♪ Ooh
♪ And don't ever look back, don't ever look back ♪
♪ I get your heart racing in my skin-tight jeans ♪
♪ Be your teenage dream tonight ♪
♪ Let you put your hands on me in my skin-tight jeans ♪
♪ Be your teenage dream tonight ♪
Meow!
- She meowed. - Meow!
Meow!
( crowd gasping )
Wow! Magic!
- Keep it going for the magic of Cat Witch! - Yeah!
- Whoo!
I can't think of a better way
to kick off Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Night.
Your energy is boundless. Your vocals were perfect.
- Preach! - And your dancing was flawless!
- Meow! - Boom!
Meow! Meow!
- Are you okay? What-- - Sorry, sorry.
- What did they put in your litter box? - Sorry about that.
Well, in honor of tonight's theme,
we're serving up special clues,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle style.
- Yes, yes! Bring on the Jennys. - Yeah!
So let's head to the depths of New York
for a secret clue from their secret lair.
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
- Is that a pocket watch? - Oh, it's a watch.
- Oh! 10:10. - Oh!
All right, Cat Witch, what can you tell us about this clue?
Cat Witch: Well, with limited time in the business,
I've starred in some incredible shows and movies.
In fact, I think some of you may have watched them.
- Whoa. - Nick: Oh, that's a good clue.
Thank you, Men in Black.
Obviously, this is someone that's active on TikTok, don't you think?
- Good call! - Nick: Ah!
- Love it. - See what you did there.
Right? Can't bleach out the brains. They're always there.
You know, when I saw that megaphone,
it made me-- I don't know about you youngsters,
but it made me think of "Victorious," the show.
- Oh, snap. - Right?
- She has 5 million followers on TikTok. - So talented.
There was a lollipop. She sings in the pop genre.
- I think this is Victoria Justice. - All right.
- Great guess. - So when I see these clues and I see Cat Witch,
I think of somebody like Ashley Tisdale.
- And I know we've talked about her a lot. - Correct.
- Oh, yes. - The dancing is so spot-on.
This is somebody who's been dancing for a long time...
- Right. - ...and knows what they're doing.
Is that who you're going with?
- Yeah, I'm gonna go with the Tis. - Okay, Ashley.
- I'm gonna go with the Tis. - Yeah, I like it.
Ashley Tisdale.
And she definitely had a doll made after her
from the High School Musicals.
I'm sticking with my guess from last time
because Lisa from Blackpink
- has several dolls. - Ooh.
She is an icon. Literally has a song named "Lollipop."
There is a play button. Billions of streams.
And speaking of which, TikTok? 24 million followers.
- Wow. - I am manifesting.
Nick: All right.
Some great guesses and a great performance from Cat Witch.
- Whoo! - Yes.
Awesome job.
- Guys, this one's pretty hard. - She is?
- Do you think you know? - I'd say 30%.
It's better than me. Zero.
- Ken: Turtle power! - Turtle power!
♪ If you gonna catcall, then you best get it right ♪
Hey, guys, Kylie Cantrall here.
My performance was so, so fun.
The panel had no idea who I am.
Ashley Tisdale?
Both "High School Musical" girlies.
Victoria Justice?
We did go to the same middle school,
but that's about it.
And they missed the biggest clue.
♪ When you look at me
"Red alert" on the screen?
I'm literally Princess Red from Wonderland
and Rita's my mom in "Descendants."
My plan is working purr-fectly.
- Mwah-ha-ha-ha! - ( meow )
♪ Go, ninja, go, ninja, go, go, ninja, go, ninja, go ♪
Welcome back to "The Masked Singer."
We're celebrating the world of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
- Yeah! - Yes!
And it's time to dive back into the dark underbelly of the city
and look for more clues on Stingray.
When you're swimming with the sharks of Hollywood,
it's easy to get swept away in the current of fame.
But I had a secret weapon. I had an oracle in my home.
I'd go to her for all the advice.
Relationships. Career.
- Fam! Famous family again. - Fam, family tree.
She's literally changed the world.
She's certainly changed mine. She's my mom.
Aww.
Life moves fast, and we don't always get the chance to say it,
so let me tell you right now.
Mom, thank you for all your advice, for holding my hand,
making room for me in your bed when I was scared.
I love you.
- This one's for you, Mom. - Aww.
♪ Momma, I'm missing home
♪ And California's getting colder ♪
♪ And colder and colder
♪ I miss you
♪ Momma, I'm getting old
♪ Does that mean you're getting older ♪
♪ And older and older
♪ I miss you
♪ Momma, don't you know
♪ There's nothing to be sorry about ♪
♪ I'm so proud of all you've done ♪
( choir vocalizing )
♪ Take me down your old street
♪ Tell me your memories of when you were young ♪
♪ And when you fell in love
♪ Drive me through the country
♪ Tell me your story
♪ And you can play
♪ All of your favorite songs
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna need this
♪ When I'm holding pictures of you and that's ♪
♪ All that I've got left
♪ Oh, yeah
♪ Oh, please
♪ All that I've got left
( chanting ) Stingray! Stingray! Stingray!
What an emotional performance.
So touching. Jenny, talk to the Stingray.
Oh, my gosh. The love you have for your mother made me cry.
As a mom myself to a son that's in the audience,
I was like-- you just took my heart!
Great job.
All right, well, it's time to serve up a piping hot clue for Stingray.
Men in Black, bring it out.
What you got? Bring what you got.
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
Is it pizza?
- Is it pepperoni? - Ooh, I'm hungry.
Okay, what is it? What is it? What is it?
♪ Turtle power!
- Sushi? - Oh!
Owning restaurants is just one part of my empire.
- Crowd: Oh! - Nick: Okay.
- Thank you, Men in Black. - He owns a restaurant, guys.
- Wow. - Does that help you guys out? You picking up on any clues?
Is that Robert De Niro in there?
Someone needs to go 'cause I'm so confused.
Did you see my face? I'm like this.
I actually think you and I though are kind of on the same page.
Maybe. 'Cause you know, I did mention a name last time.
- Yes. - Okay, so then maybe we're right.
- Maybe we're onto something. - That's what I mean.
- Should we share this? - Yeah.
- Jaden Smith. - Yeah, and I saw the South
by Southwest sign, and the family,
- obviously his family is-- - Exactly.
And, you know, Jaden Smith is also--
there was an angel clue, and he's an angel investor.
- I mean, we saw a restaurant he owns. - Oh, right, of course.
I mean, I don't know if he can sing like that,
but I feel like that's the best guess we've got so far.
I think it's solid. I'm gonna-- me and Rita are going down with Jaden Smith.
- All right, we're going with Jaden together. - You're going with Jaden?
- 'Kay. - We're gonna close our case.
- Yes. Thank you, Jenny. - All right.
So I'm going with the famous mom thing.
- We saw an angel, right? - Yeah.
And his wife is actually a Victoria's Secret angel.
- Oh! - Patrick Schwarzenegger.
- Oh, yeah. - Famous mom.
- Hey! - But Patrick Schwarzenegger doesn't dance like Stingray.
- How do you know that? - Because look at those hips.
- Hey! - We didn't get no hips this performance.
He did that in the blender scene of "White Lotus."
- Okay. Well, maybe Patrick can dance like that. - Yep.
All right. Ken, you're standing up, so--
You know, I just had a thought.
This could be Donald Glover, who is so close to his family.
And I've seen every episode of his show "Atlanta."
The series finale was about a black-owned sushi Japanese fusion restaurant.
- What? - Ah.
So that made me think of my dear friend Childish Gambino,
- Donald Glover. - Yeah, that's a good guess.
That's a good one.
- That's the 17th time you've guessed him. - I know. I'm manifesting.
- And the first time you could be right. - I-- yes.
Indeed.
Did our detectives swim any closer
to the identity of Stingray?
Time will only tell. Don't go anywhere.
- I love him. - I mean, that was really emotional.
- That was beautiful. That was very touching. - It really was beautiful.
- Ken: Turtle power! - Turtle power!
♪ Go, ninja, go, ninja, go, go, ninja, go, ninja, go ♪
It's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Night on "The Masked Singer."
It's time to serve up another slice of deep dish
and head into deep space with more clues about Galaxy Girl.
What are y'all doing back there?
I know firsthand, when you spend your life in front of cameras,
people try to control your every move, especially as a woman.
They try to tell you what to wear,
how to talk, your whole image.
- New York time. - New York Times bestseller?
But I am not here for all of that.
The night before one of the biggest shoots of my life, I changed my whole look.
And I didn't tell anybody.
- Surfboard. - Teen Choice Award.
The next day, when they saw what I had done, everyone panicked.
But they don't know what's best for me.
I do.
And I was right. The shoot went global.
Oh, and my look? Iconic.
♪ Take this pink ribbon off my eyes ♪
♪ I'm exposed, and there's no big surprise ♪
♪ Don't you think I know exactly where I stand? ♪
♪ This world is forcing me to hold your hand ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm just a girl, oh, little old me.
♪ Well, don't let me out of your sight ♪
♪ Oh, I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite ♪
♪ So don't let me have any rights ♪
♪ Whoa, I've had it up to here
♪ The moment that I step outside ♪
♪ So many reasons for me to run and hide ♪
♪ I can't do those little things I hold so dear ♪
♪ But it's all those little things that I fear ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm just a girl living in captivity ♪
♪ Your rule of thumb makes me worrisome ♪
♪ Whoa, I'm just a girl
♪ What's my destiny?
♪ What I've succumbed to is making me numb ♪
♪ Oh, I'm just a girl
♪ My apologies
♪ What I've become is so burdensome ♪
♪ Whoa, I'm just a girl, lucky me ♪
♪ Twiddle-dum, there's no comparison ♪
♪ Whoa, I've had it up to
♪ Whoa
♪ I've had it up to
♪ Here
- She nailed it. - Whoo!
Yeah!
- She's fun. - Gorgeous girl!
- So fun. - Galaxy Girl!
- Yes! - Whoo!
Wow. That was a performance, right, Robin?
I mean, without a doubt. You know, we've had some heartfelt performances.
- We've had some choreographed performances. - Yep.
You are having more fun than anybody else on the show.
- Well said. Well said. - Bar none.
And then you did the Dr. Ken crawl at the end...
- Uh-huh, uh-huh. - ...that he did in
- the beginning of the show. - I love it!
- That's right. - Great job.
- Nick: All right.
I see another steamy clue rising from the sewer.
- Let's do it. - We need to get a clue for Jenny.
Open up that manhole.
( music playing )
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
- Jingles. Oh, my goodness. - What do we got?
- Jingle bells. - Maybe like Christmas movies.
- Oh, Christmas movies! Yep. - Jingle Bell Ball?
Galaxy Girl, what can you tell us about this clue?
Well, holidays are definitely an important time in my career.
I love the holidays and the cheer.
- Yo! - Nick: All right.
Did that help you guys at all, that clue?
- I'm gonna go first. - Please.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Right, first of all,
- you're my favorite in the whole show. - Really?
You're so cool, and your personality is so rock and roll.
So my guess, she definitely comes from a famous family,
but then she also transformed and dyed her hair blonde
- to not look like her sister. - Yep.
The stage clue, jingle bells,
I know that this person performed at the Jingle Ball.
- This could be Dixie D'Amelio. - Wow.
- I like it, I like it. - That's great.
- Yeah. - Great guess.
- Ken, are you feeling lucky? - What do you think, Ken?
You know, when I-- I'm thinking of an actor
who made a risky choice that paid off.
- Anne Hathaway shaved her head... - What?
...in "Les Mis" and won an Oscar,
and that paid off.
- Ken. - Anne Hathaway.
I was just in Paris with Anne Hathaway,
and I think she's too busy shooting "Devil Wears Prada 2."
Well, thank God this is Korean opposite day, and Nick agrees!
I love it when we're on the same page after 14 seasons.
Sit your ass down!
My turn, Ken. First of all, she went from blonde to brunette.
So that's a little bit of a change.
But then I saw the bowl of oranges,
and I was like Orange County, OC.
Well, she sang the theme song to "Laguna Beach."
- Oh! - She also-- there's a golden surfboard.
She's won plenty of Teen Choice Awards.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh. - And I'm sure she performed at Jingle Balls.
- I think this is Hilary Duff. - Good guess.
Okay, good idea. Good guess.
- What do you think, Robin? - I'm down to Duff. I just...
- I don't know what that means exactly. - What? Sorry.
What does that even mean, Robin?
Well, one thing we do know, some great guesses.
- Whoo! - Yes!
And an out of this world performance from Galaxy Girl.
We'll zero in on Queen Corgi when we return.
- Rita: It's Duff o'clock. - ( Ken laughs )
- Ken: Turtle power! - Turtle power!
♪ Go, ninja, go, ninja, go, go, ninja, go, ninja, go ♪
Welcome back to "The Masked Singer."
- It's Ninja Turtle Night. - Yeah!
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are definitely in the building.
And you know what?
They were all adopted, but our next singer is a purebred.
Let's dig up some more clues surrounding Queen Corgi.
Woman: Coming at ya direct from New York,
it's the "Call Me Corgi" podcast.
Queen Corgi, so great to have you on the show.
Thank you! It is so good to be back in my hometown.
I used to waddle past Madison Square Garden
dreaming it would be my name in lights one day.
- Oh, "Saturday Night Live." - Comic.
That's for, like, Lady Gaga, not me.
But I look better in a meat gown than Lady Gaga.
Woman: Girl, you're funny.
But when I finally got a chance to headline my first tour,
you know I saved the best for last.
Madison Square Garden. And guess what?
- I sold out. - So what are you up to now?
As a new mom, I want my baby to grow up
knowing no dream is too big.
- New mom? - Aww.
But for now, all I can think about is the next snuggle.
- ( cooing ) - That's really what life's about.
- Woman: Well, good luck toasting the competition. - ( barking )
♪ I'll smile, I know what it takes to fool this town ♪
♪ I'll do it till the sun goes down ♪
♪ And all through the night time, oh, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, I'll tell you what you wanna hear ♪
♪ Keep my sunglasses on while I shed a tear ♪
♪ It's never the right time, yeah ♪
♪ I put my armor on
♪ Show you how strong I am
♪ I put my armor on
♪ I'll show you that I am
♪ I'm unstoppable
- ♪ I'm a Porsche with no brakes ♪ - Yes!
♪ I'm invincible
♪ Yeah, I win every single game ♪
♪ I'm so powerful
♪ I don't need batteries to play ♪
♪ I'm so confident
♪ Yeah, I'm unstoppable today
♪ Unstoppable today
♪ I'm unstoppable today
♪ I put my armor on
♪ Show you how strong I am
♪ I put my armor on
♪ I'll show you that I am
♪ I'm unstoppable
♪ I'm a Porsche with no brakes
♪ I'm so confident
♪ Yeah, I'm unstoppable today
♪ Unstoppable today
♪ I'm unstoppable today
- Wow! - Way to go! Way to go!
That was great.
( chanting ) Corgi! Corgi! Corgi! Corgi!
Wow. Unstoppable indeed.
You know, for somebody who says that they don't usually sing,
I mean, you kind of feel-- I think you might need to,
because that was a really impressive vocal performance.
- Amazing job. Amazing. - Thank you so much!
It's not as easy as it looks.
And I'm just a little bit out of my comfort zone here
on "The Masked Singer."
Doesn't sound like you're out of the comfort zone.
- Right? - I mean, I don't know about you,
but if you feel out of the zone, you kind of are the front runner
of this whole episode, I feel like.
- Wow. - Well, I mean, she's so good,
you know she's not going to "bow w-out."
Oh, my God!
All right, well, a performance like that
definitely deserves an unstoppable clue.
- Yes. - Men in Black, bring it out.
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
- Bring out the clues. - Does it have pineapple on it?
I'm gluten-free, dairy-free,
- everything-free, sugar-free. - You're taste-free.
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in a half-shell, turtle power! ♪
- Oh! - Avocado toast.
- Oh!
I wouldn't be anything without my morning toast!
All right, well, thank you, Men in Black.
- Are we speaking, like, morning show? - Now that helps.
- Like "Good Morning America?" - Ooh.
I'm sorry, I just got to go with my gut.
When you talk about Madison Square Garden,
the first female comedian to sell out MSG was Amy Schumer.
- Yes. - And you talk about avocado toast,
Amy Schumer had a show, "Amy Schumer Learns to Cook."
I hope this is Amy Schumer.
The audience is on your side, Ken.
They like that. Rita, what about you?
This person, she says she's a new mom.
Many of her jokes go viral.
- Maybe this is Ali Wong. Right? - Ken: Oh, I love Ali so much.
- I mean, could we see that? - Good guess.
- Ali Wong belongs on our show. - I would love it!
Robin, you picking up on anybody?
You know, one of my favorite female comedians,
who actually is a new mom, it could be Whitney Cummings.
- Oh, yeah. - I love her.
However, Whitney Cummings is like six feet tall.
So unless Nick is like 6'9"--
But Nick is 6'9". Nick is 6'9".
Nah, I'm more like 6-7.
Hey! Hey!
Amazing guesses, right?
Such a wonderful and powerful performance from Queen Corgi.
Men in Black, help her out.
( howls )
Hey, Nick. Nick, you know what I realized?
You're kind of like our Master Splinter all these years.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Right? - That makes a lot of sense,
- because you guys act just like teenagers, so... - Yeah.
- Ken: Turtle power! - Turtle power!
♪ Go, ninja, go, ninja, go, go, ninja, go, ninja, go ♪
Welcome back to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Night
on "The Masked Singer."
The moment has finally arrived.
It's time to bring out the second wild card of the season.
- Oh, yeah! - Hold on to your nunchucks.
♪ Put your pinky rings up to the moon ♪
Whoo!
♪ Girls, what y'all tryna do?
( music continues )
Oh, my God!
( music continues )
- Look at him! - He's tall.
- Oh! - That might be an athlete, my friend.
- Yeah! - Wow.
Nick: It's 14 Karat Carrot.
♪ 24 karat magic in the air
Yeah!
- This guy's got a little swag. - He's got a little strut to his stuff.
- Oh! - What?
Wow, 14 Karat Carrot,
you are looking like money tonight, player.
- Whoo! - Right?
Before we hear your voice, let's dig into the reserves
and uncover some of the clues about your identity.
Being a wild card is a little bit out of my comfort zone
because I play by the rules.
But it wasn't always that way.
Mowtown Landscaping.
Maybe an artist on Motown or from Detroit.
Look, I used to be trouble.
- Longest running. - Like a running back?
I ended up hitting rock bottom.
I got locked away with no promise of a golden future.
I was letting my family down,
and that was no way to live.
So I cleaned up my act.
I guess deep down I was always a good guy.
Justice really is the balance
between the carrot and the stick.
This is someone who's a legend.
- Right? Yeah. - We need to hear him sing.
♪ Now don't you ever feel sad
♪ Lean on me when the times are bad ♪
- Oh, wow. - ♪ When the day comes
♪ And you are down, baby
♪ In a river of trouble and about to drown ♪
♪ Just hold on, I'm coming
♪ Hold on, I'm coming
♪ Lookie here, reach out to me ♪
♪ For satisfaction, yeah
Come on, girl!
♪ Just call my name
♪ For a quick reaction, yeah
♪ Yeah
♪ Now don't you ever feel sad
♪ Lean on me when times are bad ♪
♪ And when the day comes and you are down, baby ♪
♪ On troubled waters and about to drown ♪
♪ Just hold on, I'm coming
♪ Hold on, I'm coming
- ♪ Hold, don't you worry - ♪ I'm coming
- ♪ Here I am - ♪ Hold on
♪ You don't have to say, "You, come back" ♪
- ♪ Here I am - ♪ I'm coming
- ♪ Don't you hurry - ♪ Oh, Lord
- ♪ Here I come - ♪ I'm coming
- ♪ Hold on - ♪ Hold on
I thought he was gonna be a rapper.
Oh, my Lord.
( crowd chanting ) Carrot! Carrot! Carrot! Carrot!
Carrot! Carrot! Carrot!
Look it, everyone looks so inquisitive and lost,
- and I love it. - Just stole the show.
Wow.
Man, Robin, how do you feel about that performance?
Well, you know me, Nick. I'm a soul man myself, you know?
- Soul man! - So I respect the game.
There's some pain and some soul and some,
"I've been through life and I came out
as a golden carrot on top, you know?"
You stole the show, man. You came out and just knocked it out of the park.
- Stole it from everybody. - Knocked it out of the park.
Thank you! Thank you!
It's time for some more turtle power.
- Yes. - Men in Black, bring it out.
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Party dude
What's in the box, you guys? What's in it?
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
- What could it be this time? - Ooh, pizza.
- I love pizza. - Oh!
Uh...
- 24-karat. - 24. Five carrots.
- Five carrots. - Oh, five.
A member of a five-man group.
- Oh! - Right.
Well, I made a few bad judgment calls when I was younger.
But now I'm living a golden life.
- Nick: Thank you, Men in Black. - Oh.
Is that helping you guys at all?
Well, you know, just the tone and the soul
did remind me at times of Reverend Al Green.
- Wow! - That's one of your favorite singers of all time.
You know that's one of my very favorites.
That's why I was sitting here like,
could that be the Reverend?
But Al Green was known for the Memphis sound,
- not for the Motown sound. - Yeah. True.
So you know what? This makes me think of the Temptations.
- Ken: No! - And I think that this might be
- Otis Williams of the Temptations. - I like it.
- That would be great. - Five carrots.
- Ken, what you got? - Honestly, I really think
we're in the presence of greatness.
This is probably the most accomplished--
- I'm sorry-- actor we've ever had... - Oh, Ken.
...on "Masked Singer."
Crowd: Aww.
- It's okay, Ken. - Morgan Freeman.
- Oh, my God. - ( crowd jeering )
- And you guys fell for that. - You know what, Ken?
- I've had enough of this. - Guys, in the clue package, he said he was locked up.
In "Shawshank Redemption," he was locked up.
And-- let me finish. Let me finish.
He won an Oscar. He is dressed like a freaking Oscar.
- Yeah. - Morgan Freeman, welcome to
- "The Masked Singer." - Oh, my--
- I'm exhausted. - What is wrong with you?
I did the cold open, Sir Freeman.
- Rita, please save us. - Save us, Rita.
You know, I'm only gonna-- I guess I think his guess
is probably gonna be as good as mine.
Um, but I'm not quite sure how old he is.
You might be younger than this man, but the clues kind of fit.
The robe is white. His surname is White.
He's in one of the longest standing sort of,
I would say, bands of all time, Earth, Wind and Fire.
- Oh! - I'm gonna go with Verdine White.
- That's what I'm doing. - All right.
- Yeah. Yes. - He just blew-- you blew us away, let me tell you.
- Those guesses are golden, and so was that performance. - You blew us away.
Keep it going. Great job.
Men in Black, please help out our 14 Karat Carrot.
We've heard five totally groovy performances tonight,
but someone's heading home down the hatch.
Audience, detectives, it's time to choose
your favorite of the evening.
- They're all good. - They're all good.
- What do we do, you guys? - I don't know.
- Ken: Turtle power! - Turtle power!
We've had a shell of a good time
celebrating the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, right?
- Yeah. Yeah. - But now the votes are in.
- Aah! - And the singer unmasking...
- Queen Corgi: Wait, wait, wait. - What?
- What?
- I have an announcement. - ( crowd murmuring )
I am officially withdrawing from the competition.
- What? - No!
What?
- I mean, this is-- - Is this for real?
- This has never happened before at this stage. - What?
Queen Corgi, is everything okay?
I just feel my time has come.
I've learned so much about myself.
But my time is up.
- What? - No!
And there's so many amazing contestants,
and I want them to have the best experience,
- so I am bowing out. - Wow.
- No! - Nick: Wow.
I mean, I guess let's give it up
- for the rest of our singers on the stage. - Wow!
You're safe.
- You all can head backstage. - I don't understand.
Nick: But right now, let's make some noise...
- Bye! - ...and show some love for Queen Corgi, y'all.
- I can't believe this. - I can't believe it either, I mean, uh--
She could have went-- you could have went all the way.
- Yeah. - You could have gone all the way.
Oh, thank you!
I literally said that you were my favorite of the whole episode.
- Whoo! - I was like...
But, hey, if Queen Corgi wants to relinquish her crown...
- That she does. - The suspense is killing us all.
- ( chanting ) Corgi! Corgi! - Let's see, let's see!
- Oh, do we get a last guess? - Uh, I think she's ready to go.
- ( chanting continues ) - What?
- Queen Corgi... - Yes! Come on!
...we need to know, who are you?
Audience, say it with me.
( crowd chanting ) Take it off! Take it off!
- ♪ Who? Who? Who? Who? - Who is it?
- I have no idea. - ♪ Who are you?
- I actually have no idea. - I have no idea.
♪ I really wanna know, oh, I really wanna know ♪
- Ninja Turtles are coming to help. - Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - This is so crazy.
♪ You, you, oh, you!
Nick: Comedian and podcast royalty,
Claudia Oshry from "The Toast."
- Oh, wow. - Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
- Oh, my gosh! Claudia. - Whoa!
- Claudia! - Whoo!
- Wow! - Claudia!
What the heck, Claudia? No way!
- Claudia, you were amazing. - Thank you.
- Amazing. - And as you do,
- you do things your way. - Correct.
You just came through, gave us some amazing performances,
and said, "You know what? I'm out."
( no audible dialogue )
I just-- I can't believe you're leaving.
- I know. - You're going to be the one that got away.
I know. I feel like it wouldn't be fair to everybody else
- to keep singing 'cause I'm so good. Yeah. - ( laughing )
- Yes, yes. - You know?
My dream is to be a pop star. I got to live out my dream.
Like, box checked.
I just had a baby four months ago,
so I feel like I couldn't turn down this opportunity.
- Congratulations. - You just had a baby four months ago
and you're up here performing like this?
I know. My baby needs me.
So I feel like this time is so special, I want to be with him.
- Wow. - Well, "The Toast" listeners--
- and that's where that clue was, too. - Mm-hmm.
- Now I'm picking up on it. - Ahh.
...are used to laughs. How do you think they'll react
to seeing you up here being all musical?
They're gonna be so excited. I'm always singing on my podcast
and they're like begging me to stop.
- So now I'm singing on TV. - Yes.
- You showed them. - Hell, yeah.
Well, truly, truly an unexpected ending
to our Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Night,
but it's quite exciting, right?
- Great job. - We're honored to have you here.
- Yes! - But ladies and gentlemen,
give it up one more time
for the artist formerly known as Queen Corgi.
- Yes! - The amazing Claudia Oshry.
- Whoo! - Let's go!
♪ I put my armor on
- ♪ Show you how strong I am - Yeah!
- Wow! - ♪ I put my armor on
♪ I'll show you that I
( vocalizing ) ♪ Am
♪ I'm unstoppable
♪ I'm a Porsche with no brakes
- ♪ I'm so confident - Yes, girl.
♪ Yeah, I'm unstoppable today
♪ Unstoppable today
♪ I'm unstoppable today
- Claudia Oshry! - Thank you!
Whoo!