♪ All aboard!
♪ Crazy
♪ But that's how it goes
Yeah!
♪ Millions of people living as foes ♪
♪ Mental wounds not healing
♪ Life's a bitter shame
♪ I'm going off the rails on a crazy train ♪
Yes!
♪ I'm going off the rails on a crazy train ♪
♪ I know that things
♪ Are going wrong for me
♪ 'Ey
♪ You gotta listen to my words
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪ Mental wounds not healing
♪ Who and what's to blame?
♪ I'm going off the rails on a crazy train ♪
♪ Yeah!
- Yeah! - Yes!
Whoo!
- Nick: Amazing! - Yes!
One more time for Pangolin, High Voltage,
Eggplant, and Galaxy Girl.
Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!
♪ Ay, ay, ay
...am so excited to welcome you
to Ozzfest Night on "The Masked Singer!"
- Yes! - Ozzfest!
Tonight, we are celebrating the incredible legacy
of the godfather of metal, Ozzy Osbourne.
- Yes! - And Ozzfest,
the legendary festival that every rock band
wanted to be a part of.
And we're honored to welcome to this show
a very special guest.
- We knew her as the Ladybug... - Yes!
- ...in season two. - Whoo!
Please welcome the amazing Kelly Osbourne!
- Wow! - Yes!
Yay!
Hi. Oh, my God. You look amazing.
Wow, you look amazing! It's been ages!
Oh, my God, love.
Kelly, thank you for joining us.
Right? Look at her! The legend!
- Wow! - Nick: Ladybug in the building.
We are so grateful to have you here to celebrate your father's influence
on a rock and roll and just music in general.
- Yeah! - How does it feel to be back at "The Masked Singer"?
You know what? It feels a little bit emotional, I can't lie.
- But I am very grateful to be here. - Aww.
We hope to make you proud tonight, Kelly.
- We love Kelly! - Nick: Well, all aboard!
Let's see if we can spark some more clues on High Voltage.
I grew up listening to Ozzy. Big fan.
He and I both know what it's like to break out from a group and go solo.
Maybe 1995 he went solo.
Maybe a rock band from the '90s.
I had my own band of brothers.
We went through everything together,
the practice, the victories, and the defeats.
Jam. - Pearl Jam?
But I knew if I wanted higher stakes in the game,
I'd have to do more than just play it.
So I cut the cord and went out on my own.
It could have been a huge disaster, but I crushed it.
I run businesses, bands, podcasts,
anything to stay current.
My life has been a crazy train,
but I don't believe I've reached my final destination yet.
- Let's go! - Yes!
♪ Finished with my woman
♪ 'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind ♪
♪ People think I'm insane
♪ Because I am frowning all the time ♪
( laughing maniacally )
♪ All day long I think of things ♪
♪ But nothing seems to satisfy
♪ Think I'll lose my mind
♪ If I don't find something to pacify ♪
♪ Can you help me
♪ Occupy my brain?
♪ Oh, yeah
♪ I need someone to show me
♪ The things in life that I can't find ♪
♪ I can't see the things that make true happiness ♪
♪ I must be blind
( powering down )
( powering up)
- ( music continues ) - ( laughing maniacally )
Oh, my God!
We love you, people! Let me see your hands!
Whoo!
♪ Make a joke and I will sigh
♪ And you will laugh and I will cry ♪
♪ Happiness, I cannot feel
♪ And love for me is so unreal ♪
Come on, now!
♪ And so as you hear these words ♪
♪ Telling you now of my state
♪ I tell you to enjoy life
♪ I wish I could, but it's too late ♪
- So good. - Wow!
Such a-- oh, wow!
- Aww. - Oh!
Who needs therapy?
Okay, okay! Relax, relax. Talk about energy.
Ken, talk to High Voltage about this performance.
- The commitment. You got the bandana. - Yes! Commitment!
You got the Ozzy glasses. You got the fire signs.
And you short-circuited in the middle of "Paranoid."
- That happens to me at every commercial break on this show. - It's true. It's true.
- It's true. - You plugged yourself in and crushed it.
- Amazing job! - Whoo!
What a way to start a show. That was great.
- Yes! - Seriously.
All right, in the spirit of Ozzfest,
- our clues tonight are totally off the rails. - ( train whistle blowing )
Hold on to your seats because the crazy train...
- Oh! - ...is pulling into the station.
♪ I'm going off the rails
♪ On a crazy train
- Is it for me? - No, I think it's for Kelly.
- The first clue is for you. - Okay.
- Mm. - Ooh. Okay, it says bandwagon.
- Oh. - Okay.
Well, let's just say that because of me and others,
some people jumped on to the bandwagon.
Detectives, did that help you at all?
You know, I don't have to think to give great guesses,
so I'm just gonna give one right now.
Billie Joe Armstrong.
The jam was green. The day is green.
- Green Day. Let me finish! - ( jeering )
Also, 1995 is when Green Day won a Grammy
- for "Dookie." - That guess is dookie.
- Stop booing me. I'm a great person! - Sit your ass down, Ken.
- Sit your ass down. - Sit down, Ken.
I let other people go in front of me at the grocery store.
I'm gonna just drop a name. I think vocally you sound a bit
- like John Rzeznik from the Goo Goo Dolls. - Oh. Good guess.
In 1995, he had his single breakthrough called "Name."
And you said, you know, that you went apart from either a band or a team,
So I'm just gonna stick with John Rzeznik right now, and that's where I'm gonna go.
- All right. - Yes. Not bad, not bad.
I think that's a great guess.
Okay, I know you're gonna think I'm crazy for saying this
- but after going on some of the clues... - Yeah?
- ...in 1995, "Toy Story" came out. - Yes.
- Oh, yeah. - And there was a cowboy hat on Woody.
- Yes, you're right. - I was thinking maybe Tim Allen?
- I like that! - Nice. I love that.
- That's a great-- that's a great guess. - Kelly's killing it.
Well, how about that performance from High Voltage?
Great job, buddy!
Men in Black, help him out.
- Whoo! - Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
- This is tough. - Right?
I know what it feels like to be in that costume,
and it's so nerve-wracking,
and it takes away all your senses.
But being a judge, I have so much more empathy
- because, you know, you're just out there trying. - Right?
- Now you know how we feel. - Kelly: I know.
♪ All aboard!
♪ And so as you hear these words ♪
♪ Telling you now of my state ♪
Welcome back to Ozzfest Night on "The Masked Singer."
- Yes! - Tonight, we're celebrating Ozzy Osbourne,
a man who sold over 100 million
albums to the masses and a hundred million tubes
of black eyeliner to the metal fans.
It's time to conjure up more clues on Galaxy Girl.
It's an honor to tribute Ozzy tonight,
and especially Ozzfest.
My first concert was Lilith Fair.
I remember seeing the girls up on the stage, being like,
"Ugh! I want to be you."
A spider?
Maybe she was in "Spider-Man."
I had guessed Emma Stone.
For years, I was lost in the background.
I wasn't the one who sang, so I kept that dream a secret.
Shh.
I would wait until everyone left the house.
I'd sit by the piano and sing at the top of my lungs
just for me.
When I finally built up the confidence to tell my family,
they didn't want me to get my hopes up, or worse, fail.
Dream cloud. Maybe they have a song about dreams?
I was so nervous to sing.
I was expecting the worst.
But they were shocked because I was totally good!
And totally me.
And eventually those festivals I dreamed of as a kid
didn't seem so impossible after all.
♪ Sometimes I feel the fear of
♪ Uncertainty stinging clear
♪ And I can't help but ask myself ♪
♪ How much I let the fear
♪ Take the wheel and steer
♪ It's driven me before
♪ And it seems to have a vague
- I know this voice. - You know that voice?
- I know this voice. - ♪ Haunting mass appeal
♪ But lately I'm beginning to find that I ♪
♪ Should be the one behind the wheel ♪
♪ Whatever tomorrow brings
♪ I'll be there
♪ With open arms and open eyes, yeah ♪
♪ Whatever tomorrow brings
♪ I'll be there
♪ Would you choose
♪ Water over wine
♪ Hold the wheel and drive
Hey, come on!
♪ Whatever tomorrow brings
♪ I'll be there
♪ With open arms and open eyes, yeah ♪
♪ Whatever tomorrow brings
♪ I'll be there
♪ I'll be, I'll be
♪ There, oh!
- Wow! - That's a rockstar!
Galaxy Girl is definitely in her element tonight.
Whoo!
- Whoa! Whoa! - Ooh-ooh!
- Yeah! - Yes!
Nick: Galaxy Girl.
- Yes, Galaxy Girl! - Out of this world. Rita?
Your vocals are so raw and rock and roll and, like, gritty and...
- I think she's a rockstar. - And fun!
- ...sexy and fun! - Yes.
Yes, that was incredible. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!
- Nick: All right. All aboard! - ( train whistle blowing )
The crazy train is pulling back into the station with another clue.
Please clear out of the way, please.
- ♪ I'm going off the rails ♪ - Oh, no. Don't--
- Don't do it. - That's for me.
♪ Crazy train
- That's for me. Thank you. - Ah, it's for Ken.
And this is how-- oh, you know what?
- That's... - ( bell ringing )
- ( laughing ) - Please, Jenny.
No, no. No! No-- no!
No! No. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Just pick the clue up, man! - Pick it up, Ken!
- There you go. - Whoo!
- Rock and roll! - Yeah, Ken!
- Give it to 'em! - I picked up that clue like a rock star!
Ah, paper cut. Paper cut, paper cut, paper cut.
Call a medic. Um...
- Oh, I'm the medic. - Oh, yeah!
- All right. - Oh, my God.
- Look at this. - I know who this is.
And you're right, "Oh, my God," 'cause it's a halo.
- Halo? - Not everyone earns a halo in life,
but in my lifetime, this girl sure did!
- Yay! - Whoa!
She earned it!
Okay, so I think I know this voice.
Kelly, kick it off. Kick it off. Kick it off.
Kelly: At the very end, she did a little jig
that I remember very clearly from a performance that I saw.
And we, back in the day, knew each other,
and there's just a certain like sexy gravel to her voice that not everyone has,
so I would go with Ashlee Simpson.
- Ashlee Simpson! - Wow! Good guess.
That would be amazing.
While I love the Ashlee Simpson guess--
- ( phone ringing ) - I'm gonna throw anoth--
Can I answer it? Come on, let's just answer it for fun.
- I'm so sorry. - It's Sid. Let's answer. Let's answer.
You had to ( muted ) call.
Everyone say hi. This is my husband-to-be.
- Hi, Sid! - Hi!
- Hey, Sid! - From Slipknot.
Oddly enough, we actually met on Ozzfest, but...
- Nice! - Aww!
- Bye. - So cute.
- Nick: All right, Jenny. - That was amazing.
"Golden alarm clock," I wrote down.
Gold for "Fool's Gold," and then her mom Goldie Hawn.
- Could this be Kate Hudson? - Oh, that's a great guess.
Great, great guess. And can sing, and really well.
That's a great guess,
and I respect all my peers, and I respect you my queen.
They're just not correct, and I'll tell you why.
- This does sound like a familiar voice. - Yes.
- This sounds like someone we know. - Yes.
Gwen Stefani. Hey!
"Halo," was her first debut solo album.
- I have "No Doubt" you are Gwen Stefani. - Oh, my God.
- Yeah, no! - Look. That's how Gwen poses.
No, you're wrong. You are bananas!
All right, Galaxy Girl, we'll see you here back soon.
I want to just ask everyone
what their favorite memories are just of, you know,
let's say "The Osbournes," which was my favorite show.
- "Someone stole my beer!" - Yes!
"Sharon!"
- "You're the beer thief!" - That's it!
- "You're the beer thief!" - When I rewatch now, I don't--
we wouldn't have been allowed on TV now.
♪ All aboard!
Rita: "Sharon!"
Yes!
- Whoo! - Oh, yeah!
Welcome back to "The Masked Singer."
- Yes! - Tonight we are paying tribute to Ozzy Osbourne,
a man who was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice!
- This next singer has been... - Ozzy, Ozzy!
...lighting up the stage all season.
It's time to peel back another layer
with clues on Eggplant.
Ozzy. What an inspiration.
Talented and fearless,
and, boy, did he know how to rock.
- And so did I. - ♪ Yeah!
Back in the day, I lived large from Billboard to Broadway,
and even shared the spotlight with Sharon.
- Wow. - Oh, wow.
Well, I'll admit fame went to my head.
I got a little too wild.
I started dating a famous rocker's girlfriend.
- Uh-oh. - What?
- Big mistake. - Hey!
He sent his, um, buddies to talk to me.
"Wagon Wheel." One of my favorite songs.
That's right. I was about to become eggplant parmesan.
( screaming )
Nowadays, I've mellowed out.
Sorry, gals. This veggie's off the market.
But that rock and roll spirit? Still got it.
♪ I cannot take this anymore
♪ Saying everything I've said before ♪
♪ All these words, they make no sense ♪
♪ I found bliss in ignorance
♪ Less I hear, the less you say ♪
♪ You'll find that out anyway
♪ Just like before
♪ Everything you say to me
♪ Takes me one step closer to the edge ♪
- ♪ And I'm about to break - ♪ Yeah!
♪ I need a little room to breathe ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm one step closer to the edge ♪
♪ I'm about to break
- Yes! - Whoo!
♪ I find the answers aren't so clear ♪
♪ Wish I could find a way to disappear ♪
♪ All these thoughts, they make no sense ♪
♪ I found bliss in ignorance
♪ Nothing seems to go away
♪ Over and over again
♪ Just like before
♪ Everything you say to me
♪ Takes me one step closer to the edge ♪
♪ And I'm about to break
♪ I need a little room to breathe ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm one step closer to the edge ♪
♪ I'm about to break
♪ Everything you say to me
♪ Takes me one step closer to the edge ♪
- Yeah! - ♪ And I'm about to break
♪ I need a little room to breathe ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm one step closer to the edge ♪
♪ And I'm about to
♪ Break!
- Whoo! - Yes!
- Wow! - That was really good.
- Yes! So good! - Wow.
Eggplant!
- Yeah! - Man.
- Rocking out. - Wow.
Robin, talk to the eggplant.
Man, Eggplant just turned into Robert Plant.
- That was-- - Good! Nice.
That was amazing. I mean, that was electric.
I mean, honestly, I think that was your best performance.
- Great job. Great job. - For real.
All right, well, the crazy train's off the rails tonight.
♪ I'm going off the rails
- And it's hauling another clue. - Yes!
( whistle blowing )
- Is it yours? - It's got to be, right?
- Who's it for? - Come on, stop.
- Stop, stop, stop, stop. - It's for Jenny.
Okay, here we go.
Classic guitar.
- Ooh, yes! - Classic guitar.
I've played plenty of these in my day,
and now I even have one named after me.
- What? - There's a guitar named after him?
Detectives, you guys picking up on anything?
You know, one idea I'd like to throw out there,
there's a lot of guitar references.
Maybe he's one of the most famous guitar players ever,
- and not the lead singer. - Interesting.
- And we haven't thought of that. - Like who?
Well, I like Slash, for example. But you know what I mean?
I'm just trying to throw that out there in case that sparks some creativity.
- Well, I just dove right into the lead. I dove. - Dive. Dive, babe.
From the tone of the voice, and I saw that wagon wheel,
and we're like, what could that wagon wheel mean?
And I was like, could it be REO Speedwagon?
- Oh! - Could this be Kevin Cronin?
- Kevin, he's a buddy of mine. - He's a buddy?
- He actually is. - Call him.
I can't call him because he won't give me his number.
But my point is I know Kevin Cronin very well,
but who else I know
is Rick Springfield.
( crowd jeering )
- That's fun. - Think about it. Heart. Cupid.
The whole storyline. Stealing a rocker's girlfriend.
You know you wish he had Jessie's girl, am I right?
- Oh, my God. - Rick Springfield.
No. Save us, Kelly, from that horrific guess.
Okay, so I've got two people in mind.
One kind of coming off the back of what you were saying,
- maybe not the lead singer. - Yeah.
- Maybe like a Richie Sambora. - Yes, yes.
- Oh, yeah. - Yes.
- Something like that. - Also, Alice Cooper.
- Oh! - Because with the wood fire,
- and he has "House of Fire." - Yes, yes.
- And wagon wheel, "Under My Wheels." - Yes, yes.
- The eyebrows. -The eyebrows, you're right.
He's got the eyebrows, yeah.
Well, whoever you are, you rock, man.
Indeed. Keep it going for him.
Eggplant, head on backstage. Awesome job.
I feel like I know who it is.
Yeah, it's been like that this whole time.
- But I can't-- - Yeah.
- I know. - I agree. I feel like this is a legend.
- We just haven't figured it out yet. - Yeah.
( beeping )
Meet America's insider.
Hey, guys. It's me, Kylie Cantrall.
I'm Cat Witch.
This savvy kitten takes us behind the scenes
of Hollywood's most secure set,
"The Masked Singer."
The clues, the rehearsals,
and strategy to keep the panel of detectives off her scent.
Who, by the way, have no idea this is happening.
- But you do! - Mwah-ha-ha-ha.
Welcome back to Ozzfest Night on "The Masked Singer."
The next mystery mask entered the competition as our wildcard.
Let's search out some more clues for Pangolin.
It is such an honor to be part of this tribute to Ozzy.
He is such an inspiration.
He stood up for himself,
and I've had to learn how to do that, too.
When I started out, I was living and working out of my van
on the brink of giving up.
( fanfare )
Then fame suddenly hit,
and I was pulled in so many directions.
I felt the need to please everyone,
or what I'd worked so hard for might all go away.
But sometimes, all it takes is a powerful song
to pull you out of the darkness.
I found mine.
It became my armor to stand up for myself.
A jar? Oh, come on, guys. "Jar of Hearts."
Kelly, I know you've lost more than we can imagine.
You are not alone.
All of us have been so fortunate to honor your dad tonight.
And we hope, even if for just a moment,
we've made you feel at home.
- Gonna make me cry. - Me, too.
♪ Times have changed and times are strange ♪
♪ Here I come, but I ain't the same ♪
♪ Mama, I'm coming home
Wow.
♪ You made me cry, you told me lies ♪
♪ But I can't stand to say goodbye ♪
♪ Mama, I'm coming home
♪ Selfish love, yeah, we're both alone ♪
♪ The ride before the fall
♪ But I'm gonna take this heart of stone ♪
♪ I've just got to have it all
♪ I've seen your face a hundred times ♪
♪ And every day we've been apart ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ 'Cause I don't care about the sunshine,
♪ Yeah
♪ 'Cause, mama, mama, I'm coming ♪
♪ Home
- Whoo! - Wow.
♪ I'm coming
♪ Home
♪ I'm coming
♪ Home
( vocalizing )
- Oh! I know. - That was absolutely incredible.
- Wasn't it? - Such an emotional performance from Pangolin.
Y'all keep it going for her.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
You had the toughest song for me to hear tonight,
and you did it so much justice and sang so beautifully.
And I'm trying to do everything not to cry right now.
This was for you. Before I was on stage, I said a prayer.
"This is not about me tonight. This is about Kelly."
Oh.
Nick: Indeed.
So touching. Now, it is clue time.
- The crazy train is about to make its final stop. - ( train whistle blowing )
Bring it on down!
♪ I'm going off the rails on a crazy train ♪
( whistle blowing )
- Go, Rita! - Come on, baby.
- Diamond. - Okay, I've hit plenty of milestones,
but this one, it truly shimmered.
- She went diamond. - Yeah, of course. Yeah.
This might seem kind of kooky, crazy,
but we had Christina Perri perform this season,
and she's got the same kind of amazing chops.
We also got a clue that said "1,000."
She sings a song called "A Thousand Years."
I think she could be playing double duty here at "The Masked Singer."
I think this could be Christina Perri.
- And if it is, I love you! - Wow.
- That is a great guess. - Thanks, Ken.
I appreciate it when you compliment me.
And that would be a "Masked Singer" first.
- Right? - Yeah.
Well, you know, obviously, diamond in my mind
means diamond records.
The "1,000" made me think "A Thousand Miles,"
which then made me think Vanessa Carlton!
- Yes. - Which I would be, like,
- honored, if it could be. - Yeah.
- Nick: All right. - I actually--
when I saw the "1,000,"
that was the first thing that came to my mind,
- was the same era. - Yes.
And you know another name that popped into my mind?
- Michelle Branch. - Oh!
Look at Robin pulling that out.
- Who also won a Grammy. - Yes.
I believe that the song was titled "Everywhere."
- So I'm going to go with Michelle Branch. - Good guess.
- That's a great guess, Robin. - Dude.
Nick: A bunch of great guesses.
- Thank crazy train. - Thanks, crazy train.
- Get out of here. - Bye, crazy train.
- Bye. - Bye!
- ♪ I'm going off the rails - ( song stops )
- Oh, jeez! - Whoa!
It's fine.
This show is officially off the rails.
- Ha-ha-ha. - ( song resumes )
- Great job to Pangolin! - ♪ On a crazy train
- Yeah! - You go rest up.
We'll see you back here soon.
♪ I'm going off the rails
Somebody come help her out of here.
- Audience, detectives. - Yes.
It's time to vote for your favorite of the night.
- Let's do it! - The two singers with
the most votes will automatically advance.
The bottom two will face the ultimate rock reckoning
in the Ozzfest Royale.
The results when we come back.
Jenny: I don't like this part.
Kelly: This is tough.
♪ Who is that?
Welcome back to Ozzfest Night on "The Masked Singer."
- Whoo! - The results are in.
Uh-oh!
And the two performers who are safe
and moving on in the competition are...
I don't want anyone to go home.
It's tough one.
Pangolin and Galaxy Girl!
- Wow. Girl power. - Wow!
- Congratulations. - Look at Galaxy Girl. She collapsed.
- ( both squealing ) - We did it! We did it!
( squealing )
- We did it. We did it. - I am so proud of you.
Girl power! Girl power!
- I'm so excited! - Yeah!
Whoo! Whoo! Girls! Girls!! Girls! Girls!
- Weren't you in a battle? - I was in a battle.
- Oh. - It's nerve-wracking.
- But I won my battle. I do remember that. - And rightfully so.
( dramatic music playing )
And now the time has come for
the Ozzfest Royale!
These two singers standing before you will now enter
into a duel for the ages.
Their fate will then be in the hands of our detectives,
who will decide who gets to stay
and who gets their head bit off.
Let the Ozzfest Royale commence!
Whoo!
Wow.
♪ Has he lost his mind?
♪ Can he see or is he blind?
♪ Can he walk at all?
♪ If he moves, will he fall?
Ha!
♪ Nobody wants him
♪ He just stares at the world
Whoa!
Unh!
♪ Planning his vengeance
♪ That he will soon unfurl
♪ Heavy boots of lead
♪ Fills his victims full of dread ♪
♪ Running as fast as they can ♪
♪ Iron Man lives again
- Ha ha ha ha! - Yeah!
- Whoa! - ( music continues )
♪ Has he lost his mind?
♪ Can he see or is he blind?
- Good. Wow. - ♪ Can he walk at all?
♪ Or if he moves, will he fall? ♪
♪ Ooh
♪ Nobody wants him, unh!
♪ He just stares at the world
♪ Ooh
♪ Planning his vengeance, yeah
♪ That he will soon unfurl
♪ Heavy boots of lead
♪ Fill his victims full of dread ♪
♪ Running as fast as they can ♪
♪ Iron Man lives again
♪ Hey, yeah, hey, yeah
- Nice little run at the end. - Okay!
High Voltage! High Voltage! High Voltage!
Eggplant! Eggplant! Eggplant!
- Wow! What a battle! - This will be tough.
High Voltage and Eggplant.
- They both rocked out. - Yes.
The fight was real. Eggplant was having fun,
but High Voltage was really coming to win.
- It was amazing. - Man. Man, that was great.
It was good. Great!
All right. Well, detectives, it's time to make a decision.
- Oh. - Vote now.
- How do you pick between? - It's going to be tough, man.
♪ All aboard!
Welcome back to "The Masked Singer."
Oh, Nellie.
The rock gods have spoken.
Will the lights go out on High Voltage
or will Eggplant be baba ganoush?
The winner of the Ozzfest Royale is...
- Wow, both were so good. - This is so hard.
Oh, this is so hard!
High Voltage!
- Oh! - Whoo!
Oh, Eggplant looks sad!
That means, High Voltage, you are safe.
Congratulations.
He was relieved. That was genuine relief.
( crowd chanting ) Eggplant! Eggplant! Eggplant!
- Eggplant! Eggplant! - Eggplant!
They're chanting your name, Eggplant.
Detectives, do you all want to change your guess or close your case?
I'm gonna close my case, Nick. You want to know why?
That wagon wheel really kind of made me feel like
I'm on to something with that REO Speedwagon.
Could this be the amazing Kevin Cronin?
Nice.
- All right, who's next? - I will also close my case.
Previous clues,
he had played a doctor on "General Hospital,"
and he's a guitar player, so I am thinking Eggplant
is Rick Springfield.
- If you say so. - Exactly. If you say so.
- I do. - Rita?
I am so lost,
but if I had to give you a name,
I'm gonna go big, guys,
because why not go big or go home?
Am I right? This could be Nathan Lane.
- Good guess. Good guess. - All right.
The one story that was from the beginning
- was that he crashed "We Are the World"... - Right?
...with an invite from Quincy Jones.
So I'm just gonna go with somebody
that I loved from that era, which is Kenny Loggins.
- So I'm going to go back to Kenny Loggins. - Oh, that's great.
I'm gonna stick to my guns and go with what I was saying before.
- I think it's Alice Cooper. - Hey, okay. Yes, okay.
- That would be amazing. That would be amazing. - I love that.
All right, it's time to see if any of our detectives...
- Let's do it. - ...are right about Eggplant.
- Audience, you know the drill. - Come on!
- Say it with me. - Please!
( all chanting ) Take it off! Take it off!
- Take it off! Take it off! - ♪ Who? Who? Who? Who?
- ( chanting continues ) - ♪ Who are you? Who?
- Oh, my God. Who is it, Kelly? - ♪ I really wanna know
- ♪ Oh, I really wanna know - I think I'm right.
- ♪ Come on, tell me - Ooh, he's scared.
- ♪ You, you - Come on, come on!
♪ Oh, you
Heartthrob of "When Calls the Heart"
and "The Bold and the Beautiful," Jack Wagner!
- I was so close! - Oh, my God!
- Jack Wagner is in the building! - Oh, my God!
- Good to see you. - Thank you.
- You said "General Hospital." - I-- gosh!
Jack, you shocked everybody. Look at the panel.
- They're speechless. - Wow, Jack!
It was the wrong doctor from "General Hospital."
- Oh, no! - Oh!
- And by the way, I am a huge fan. - Huge fan.
- Huge fan! - You are amazing.
- Thank you. Thank you. - Like, I remember you from "Melrose Place."
- "General Hospital." - Right.
I mean, we're so handsome.
We're probably up for the exact same parts.
- Calm down. Calm down, Ken. - I know!
We know he's a heartthrob, but stop flirting with him.
All right, Mr. Wagner, how did it feel
performing as a giant eggplant?
Well, I love new characters,
so this was certainly a challenge.
And to bring life to the Eggplant was just such a thrill.
- So it was a blessing. Thank you so much. - Awesome.
- Yes! Great job, brother! - Well, you did an amazing job.
Robin, you were right about "We Are the World."
- Yeah! - It was an invite.
- That makes sense. That makes sense. - With Quincy. Yeah.
How cool.
You did say that you worked with Kelly's mom Sharon.
- I mean, what was that clue and that connection? - Yes.
Sharon came and did a scene with me on "The Bold and the Beautiful."
- Oh! - I remember that now.
- No way. - Oh, my gosh.
We did a bed scene, and, um...
- Whoa! - ( laughter )
- Really? - Yes.
- See? Now Eggplant makes sense! - What?
- I hope you weren't an eggplant. - No, I uh--
I was a very good boy,
but we did share a little hug together.
- Aww! - Aww, that's awesome.
- That's incredible. - So cool.
And, of course, we have to thank the amazing Kelly Osbourne...
- Yes! - Thank you.
Nick: ...and the entire Osbourne family.
Next week, we do a completely 180
and head to the clouds for Care Bears Night.
- Yay! My favorite! - Wow!
But right now, give it up one more time
for the artist formerly known as Eggplant.
- It's Jack Wagner! - Yes!
♪ And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ♪
♪ Till touchdown brings me 'round again to find ♪
♪ I'm not the man they think I am at all ♪
♪ Oh, no, no, no
♪ I'm a rocket man
♪ Rocket man
♪ Burning out his fuse up here alone ♪
♪ And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ♪
( cheers and applause )
♪ All aboard!