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Jenny, they're ready
for you on set.
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Nick: Get ready for
"Masked Singer" Comedy Night.
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( yelping )
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I'm okay.
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♪ Make 'em laugh,
make 'em laugh ♪
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♪ Don't you know
everyone wants to laugh? ♪
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Good luck tonight, Jenny.
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♪ My dad said,
"Be an actor, my son ♪
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♪ But be a comical one"
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- ( sighs )
- ♪ Make 'em laugh
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( horn honks )
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( groaning )
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♪ Yeah, I'm fine
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♪ Now you see me shine
from a mile ♪
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♪ Finally got back
that smile ♪
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♪ Smile, woohoo
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♪ Smile
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♪ 'Cause I finally,
'cause I finally, woohoo ♪
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- Oh, yeah! Whoo!
- Yeah!
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Welcome to
"The Masked Singer."
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It's Comedy Roast Night,
where we finally get the chance
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to not take ourselves
too seriously.
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( hooting )
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And who better to open
our comedy night
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than our very own
Dr. Ken Jeong?
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Yeah!
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Yes!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Good to see you, Nickelback.
Great to see you.
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- Nickelback.
- I've never seen someone host
a show in pajamas before,
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but I know Nick is tired.
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He's been up all night
memorizing his kids' names.
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- Oh, boy!
- Whoa, whoa.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Nick: I think
you're losing them, Ken.
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- Can I finish
my monologue, Daddy?
- Please do. Carry on.
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- I have nothing else to say.
- Yeah! Ken Jeong.
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- You know I have
something to say.
- What?
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- Sit your ass down.
- Oh!
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- Hey, hey. Oh, oh, oh!
- Roasting all night. All night.
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- We roasting all night.
- We roasting?
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- We roasting.
- You know what?
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You wouldn't talk
to Donny Osmond like that,
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and you know that for a fact.
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Dr. Ken Jeong,
ladies and gentlemen.
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He looks like an orangutan.
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We've already
lost control, y'all.
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All right, well,
let's get to it.
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The reigning queen
of "Masked Singer" is here.
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Queen Bride has returned
to defend her crown
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against two
brand new challengers.
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- Both: Yeah!
- They all want the crown,
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so you know
they gotta throw down.
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Jenny: Yes!
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Can the queen defend her title?
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She's got a pretty good chance
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if she brings the same
monster energy as last time.
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Check this out.
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♪ Hey now,
you're a rock star ♪
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♪ Get the show on,
get paid ♪
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♪ All that glitters is gold
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♪ Only shooting stars
break the mold ♪
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The queen is the Bride!
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Bride:
Beating Gopher last week in
the Battle Royale was killer.
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I'm a shooting star
tonight, baby!
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I know it's not ladylike
to showboat,
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but this queen
just can't help herself.
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Two new challengers are
knocking on my kingdom's door.
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But the claws are out,
and this queen is ready
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to conquer anyone that comes
between me and my crown.
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( roars )
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I'm still getting rocker vibes.
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Now I know
you're all dying to know
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who this blushing bride is,
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so here's another juicy clue.
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Ring any wedding bells?
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"Act up" and "set list."
Maybe they can act and sing.
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Bride: Speaking of weddings,
tonight's royal opus
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is going out
to Mrs. McCarthy Wahlberg,
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who wasn't fooling anyone
with that white wedding dress.
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( laughing )
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That's rude.
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It was ivory,
so he's half right.
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Ivory.
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♪ Hey, little sister,
what have you done? ♪
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♪ Hey, little sister,
who's the holy one? ♪
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♪ Hey, little sister,
who's your Superman? ♪
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♪ Hey, little sister,
who's the one you want? ♪
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♪ Hey, little sister, shotgun
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♪ Well, it's a nice day for--
start again ♪
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♪ Ow! Come on
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♪ It's a nice day
for a white wedding ♪
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- Not hearing any British.
- Who is this?
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♪ It's a nice day
to start again, yeah ♪
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♪ There is nothing safe
in this world ♪
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♪ And there's fair
in this world ♪
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♪ And there's nothing sure
in this world ♪
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♪ And there's nothing pure
in this world ♪
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♪ And if there's something
left in this world ♪
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- He sounds familiar.
- I know. It's a big star.
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♪ Start again
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♪ Come on, it's a nice day
for a white wedding ♪
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Let me see you
clap your hands!
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♪ Come on, it's a nice day
to start again ♪
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♪ Come on, it's a nice day
to start again ♪
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♪ Come on, it's a nice day
for a white wedding ♪
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♪ Yeah
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- Ow!
- Ken: Yeah!
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Yeah! Wow.
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He's gotta be a musician.
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Holy matrimony!
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The Bride has done it again.
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Yes!
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- Robin: Wow.
- Can I just say,
here comes the Bride
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ready to snatch
that Masked Singer Trophy!
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- Yes!
- Nicole: Yes.
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Jenny:
And I love the chutzpah.
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Even the little insult,
I let that pass.
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I thought you really kicked butt
in this performance.
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- Good job.
- Nicole: Yeah.
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Ow!
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Nick: There it is.
But I know what we need.
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We need a clue, right?
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Yeah, I need a clue.
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And we're gonna get that
from a comedy legend.
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You know him from "SNL"
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and movies on movies,
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and he's currently
touring the U. S.
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- Mr. Jon Lovitz!
- No way!
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- Oh, my God.
- Robin: Yeah!
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All right, roast away, Jon.
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And now your clue for Bride.
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They have a movie career
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and they like to show off
their chest,
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just like Jenny McCarthy...
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- Oh, my--
- Oh!
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...minus the movie career.
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It's kind of true.
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- Nick:
Jon Lovitz, everybody.
- Thank you, thank you.
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We love it.
Now, Bride, that was a roast.
That was jokes.
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But can you tell us
a little bit more
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about what Jon Lovitz
had to say with that clue.
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I just want to say
the Rex appeal
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is off the charts tonight,
am I right?
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- Yes!
- The Rex appeal.
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Nick: All right,
so all puns aside,
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are any these clues
helping you guys?
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Robin: Well, it's
a little confusing right now.
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However, somebody with
this personality and spirit,
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rocker who also is a movie star,
has been in many movies,
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and loves to go shirtless
when he's performing
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and when he's in films,
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could this possibly be, from
the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Flea?
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- Oh.
- Jenny: Oh, my gosh.
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Nicole: Good energy.
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He likes to show off more
than his chest sometimes though.
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Nick: What you got, Ken?
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Bride is Matthew McConaughey,
and I'll tell you why.
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Movie, take off a shirt.
He always takes off his shirt.
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Set list, he is always on a set.
He's an A-list.
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Act up, he acts.
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And then when he does
a scene with the sky,
he looks up.
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This is-- all right,
all right, all right--
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Matthew McConaughey,
it's an honor.
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- No! That's so silly.
- How dare you?
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That is an honor amongst honors,
Mr. Ken Jeong. Thank you.
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And he's speaking
with a fake British accent
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and he's from Texas.
I love it.
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- Wow.
- All right, Nicole,
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make some sense out of this.
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Look, Nick, last week
I thought because he was
hitting them high notes,
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he was a singer
who's done some acting.
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But now with the "act up" clue,
I feel like it's an actor
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who does some singing, right?
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And his energy is electric,
it's explosive.
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And who's known
for being a live wire?
David Arquette.
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- Jenny: Oh!
- Ken: Wow, good guess.
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Robin: That's a good guess.
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- And he's not afraid to try
new stuff, so it makes sense.
- Ken: Right.
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That's true though.
The clues fit.
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There it is.
That's a good guess, guys.
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- Yes.
- I like it,
I like it, I like it.
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Now I gotta ask the Bride
one more thing.
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Queen Bride, you have
two challengers
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that have a lot
to prove tonight.
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- Are you worried?
- Do I look like I'm worried?
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I'm a giant freaking
dinosaur, man!
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( shouting )
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- Who is that?
- Well, one thing we do know,
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that was an amazing performance.
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- Yes!
- Head on back to the lair,
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and we'll see you again
during the big vote.
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- Keep it going for the Bride.
- Robin: Yeah! Bride!
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Killed it. Killed it.
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Nick: Help the Bride out,
Men In Black.
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I nailed it,
and the chicks in the crowd
were going bananas.
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This is the Bride's time.
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Here comes the Bride!
Aw, yeah!
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Oh, my gosh.
I am loving Comedy Night.
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Oh, me, too.
This is great.
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You should kind of
get into comedy.
You ever think about that?
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♪ Who is that?
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♪ Who is that?
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Welcome back
to our "Masked Singer"
Comedy Roast Night.
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Up next, coming in hot,
it's the Snowstorm.
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♪ We're cool for the summer
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( vocalizing )
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Ooh! Oh, my gosh!
Look at that costume.
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That's gorgeous.
Look at that, body, Jenny!
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She is a tall, lovely lady.
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♪ We're cool for the summer
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All iced out.
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( music continues )
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♪ We're cool for the summer
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- Wow.
- Okay, Snowstorm.
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Hey, y'all, let me tell you
something funny.
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To do what I do,
you gotta be cold-blooded.
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So, becoming Snowstorm
actually makes sense for me.
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And while I can be a total
"B-lizzard" when I wanna be,
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I swear, I am just
the sweetest thing.
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"Sweetest Thing."
Like the movie?
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Like Cameron Diaz.
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I started working
when I was 18,
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and it took tight two years
to see myself on the screen,
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'cause being a woman,
I've snowplow my way
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into a male-dominated
industry.
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Things haven't always
been pitch perfect.
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"Pitch Perfect."
Anna Kendrick.
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I've had some failures,
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but bombing wildly
has made me fearless.
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So this song goes out to my
favorite fearless lady Nicole,
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who has had more famous exes
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than Nick has had baby mamas.
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- Robin: Oh!
- Really?
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- Zing.
- That's a lot of baby mamas.
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♪ Thought I'd end up with Sean
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♪ But he wasn't a match
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♪ Wrote some songs about Ricky
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♪ Now I listen and laugh
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- Ooh.
- ♪ Even almost got married
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- ♪ And to Nick,
I'm so thankful ♪
- I feel like I know that voice.
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♪ Wish I could say
thank you to Malcolm ♪
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♪ 'Cause he was an angel
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♪ One taught me love
245
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♪ One taught me patience
246
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♪ One taught me pain
247
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♪ Now, I'm so amazing
248
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♪ I've loved and I've lost
249
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♪ But that's not what I see
250
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♪ Look what I found
251
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♪ Look what you taught me
252
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♪ And for that, I'll say
253
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♪ Thank you, next
254
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♪ Thank you, next
255
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,719
♪ Thank you, next
256
00:13:29,752 --> 00:13:32,591
♪ I'm so freakin' grateful
for my ex ♪
257
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♪ Thank--
say thank you, next ♪
258
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♪ Say thank you, next
259
00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:41,408
♪ I'm so freakin' grateful
for my ex ♪
260
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♪ Thank you, next
261
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:47,253
♪ Thank you, next,
thank you, next ♪
262
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Yes!
263
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♪ One day I'll walk
down the aisle ♪
264
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♪ Holding hands with my mama
265
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♪ We'll be thinking 'bout Dad
266
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♪ 'Cause we grew
from the drama ♪
267
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♪ Only wanna do it once
real bad ♪
268
00:14:00,748 --> 00:14:02,217
♪ Gon' make that stuff last
269
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,789
♪ God forbid,
something happens ♪
270
00:14:04,789 --> 00:14:06,659
♪ Least this song is a smash
271
00:14:06,693 --> 00:14:08,462
♪ I got so much love
272
00:14:08,462 --> 00:14:10,968
♪ I got so much patience
273
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:13,072
♪ I've learned from the pain
274
00:14:13,105 --> 00:14:15,677
♪ I turned out amazing
275
00:14:15,744 --> 00:14:17,748
♪ I've loved and I've lost
276
00:14:17,782 --> 00:14:20,053
♪ That's not what I see
277
00:14:20,053 --> 00:14:22,090
♪ Look what I've found
278
00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:24,729
- Whoo!
- ♪ Ain't no need
for searching ♪
279
00:14:24,762 --> 00:14:26,398
♪ And for that I'll say
280
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♪ Thank you, next
281
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,808
♪ Thank you, next
282
00:14:30,841 --> 00:14:32,945
♪ Thank you, next
283
00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:36,018
♪ I'm so freakin' grateful
for my ex ♪
284
00:14:36,051 --> 00:14:38,022
♪ Say thank you, next
285
00:14:38,055 --> 00:14:41,261
♪ Say thank you, next
286
00:14:41,295 --> 00:14:45,470
♪ I'm so freakin' grateful
for my ex ♪
287
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:48,710
- Eh. No, not you.
- Wow!
288
00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:52,350
- Yeah!
- That was amazing!
289
00:14:52,383 --> 00:14:54,956
Robin: Whoo!
290
00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:58,028
Who is that?
291
00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:05,276
Nick: Wow. Snowstorm.
292
00:15:07,748 --> 00:15:10,119
Jenny, talk to the Snowstorm.
293
00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:12,625
I think you were even bigger
than a snowstorm.
294
00:15:12,658 --> 00:15:17,835
You were like a snow blizzard.
You came here and dominated
this competition!
295
00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:21,308
- Yes, Jenny.
- Aw, thank you.
296
00:15:21,308 --> 00:15:24,715
She got one of the coolest tones
of the entire season, right?
297
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:27,287
- Right?
- It was driving me crazy,
298
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,489
because I feel like
I know the voice.
299
00:15:28,523 --> 00:15:29,357
- Right?
- Really?
300
00:15:29,659 --> 00:15:31,830
- It sounded familiar.
- Yes! That's like a pop star
301
00:15:31,863 --> 00:15:32,932
voice right there,
I feel like.
302
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,737
Thank you, Nicole.
Thank you.
303
00:15:35,737 --> 00:15:38,710
Well, let's get some assistance
from the comedy club.
304
00:15:38,777 --> 00:15:40,948
Over to Mr. Jon Lovitz.
305
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:43,486
Thank you.
306
00:15:45,156 --> 00:15:47,293
Okay, here's your clue
for Snowstorm.
307
00:15:47,293 --> 00:15:52,972
She has shared the stage with
A-list superstars like Rob Lowe,
308
00:15:53,005 --> 00:15:57,180
and non-A-listers
like Dr. Ken.
309
00:15:58,884 --> 00:16:02,625
Yeah, Ken's parents spent all
that money for medical school
310
00:16:02,658 --> 00:16:05,764
to have him guess the Unicorn
is Tori Spelling.
311
00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:09,271
- Jenny: Oh!
- Jon Lovitz!
312
00:16:11,876 --> 00:16:14,247
So you gotta tell me,
it's all about the jokes,
313
00:16:14,281 --> 00:16:15,149
but were there any clues
in there?
314
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:18,757
What do you have to say
about what Mr. Jon Lovitz said?
315
00:16:18,757 --> 00:16:22,865
Oh, yeah,
those were all accurate,
and-- um, I'm sorry.
316
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,236
I'm so scared
to get too close to you.
317
00:16:25,269 --> 00:16:27,340
I don't wanna get pregnant.
So I'm gonna...
318
00:16:27,373 --> 00:16:31,816
- Oh!
- Oh, she's funny.
319
00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:33,185
Jenny: Drop the mic.
320
00:16:35,223 --> 00:16:37,193
- That's pretty cold.
- Or maybe I do.
321
00:16:37,227 --> 00:16:39,431
- ( laughs )
- Nicole: She's cold-blooded.
322
00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:41,569
She told you
she is cold-blooded, Nick.
323
00:16:43,138 --> 00:16:45,309
Are you guys picking up
on any clues?
324
00:16:45,343 --> 00:16:49,652
You know, it said that Snowstorm
worked with Rob Lowe and me,
325
00:16:49,685 --> 00:16:53,325
so first of all, I thought
about Heather Graham,
326
00:16:53,325 --> 00:16:54,996
my friend from "The Hangover,"
327
00:16:55,029 --> 00:16:56,231
and also worked with Rob Lowe
328
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,202
in the "Austin Powers" movies.
329
00:16:58,235 --> 00:17:01,141
But then this voice
is so good,
330
00:17:01,174 --> 00:17:03,078
it could be "Parks and Rec"
star Kathryn Hahn.
331
00:17:04,247 --> 00:17:06,886
I starred with her
on "The Goods."
332
00:17:06,886 --> 00:17:10,226
She is one of
the best comedic and dramatic
actors working today.
333
00:17:10,259 --> 00:17:13,265
Roasting chestnuts could be
from "Bad Moms Christmas."
334
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:18,643
- Ooh! Ooh, ooh!
- I think this could be
Kathryn Hahn.
335
00:17:18,643 --> 00:17:23,252
- Thank you for not booing.
- Great guess, Ken.
336
00:17:23,285 --> 00:17:27,227
But for me, the clues point
to Zooey Deschanel.
337
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:29,097
- Jenny: Oh, I love Zooey.
- Ken: Oh, great guess.
338
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:30,901
Okay?
You saw them roasted nuts.
339
00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:32,103
Chestnuts roasting
on an open fire.
340
00:17:32,136 --> 00:17:34,675
Makes me think of "Elf."
341
00:17:34,675 --> 00:17:38,382
However, I don't think
that's Zooey's voice.
342
00:17:38,415 --> 00:17:42,223
And this is Comedy Night,
and she's funny.
343
00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:43,359
She's got jokes, Nick.
344
00:17:43,392 --> 00:17:47,300
So I think this could be
a roast comic.
345
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,039
This could be
Iliza Shlesinger.
346
00:17:50,072 --> 00:17:52,645
- Jenny: Oh!
- Oh, I love Iliza.
347
00:17:52,645 --> 00:17:54,014
Jenny:
I love that guess!
348
00:17:54,047 --> 00:17:56,051
You know, I think that
Nicole's onto something
349
00:17:56,084 --> 00:17:57,688
- with this being Comedy Night.
- Yes, yes.
350
00:17:57,688 --> 00:18:00,861
I really believe that some
of the new contestants tonight
351
00:18:00,894 --> 00:18:03,667
- might be comedy-based.
- Ken: Right.
352
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:04,367
So somebody who comes to mind
353
00:18:04,568 --> 00:18:05,369
who does comedy
and has worked with you,
354
00:18:05,837 --> 00:18:10,046
and I'm pretty sure
has worked with Rob Lowe
is Aubrey Plaza.
355
00:18:10,112 --> 00:18:11,716
Ken: Oh, yeah.
"Parks and Rec."
356
00:18:11,749 --> 00:18:14,120
- Aubrey worked with Rob, yes.
- Right, right.
357
00:18:14,154 --> 00:18:16,726
But then I think
the chestnuts roasting,
358
00:18:16,726 --> 00:18:19,331
I think it's about somebody
who's a professional roaster.
359
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,268
- Yes.
- Robin: You know
what I'm saying?
360
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,339
I think that this might be
the comedian Whitney Cummings.
361
00:18:23,372 --> 00:18:26,211
- I love Whitney Cummings!
- All: Oh!
362
00:18:26,244 --> 00:18:28,315
Ken: Great guess.
363
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,885
I mean, obviously
we all could be wrong,
364
00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:32,323
but at least we're not
embarrassed by these guesses.
365
00:18:32,357 --> 00:18:33,492
Some good guesses, y'all.
366
00:18:33,492 --> 00:18:36,431
Give it up for
the cold-blooded Snowstorm.
367
00:18:39,004 --> 00:18:41,408
We'll see you later on
in the big vote.
368
00:18:43,012 --> 00:18:44,815
- I've gotta know who that is.
- Oh, yeah.
369
00:18:44,849 --> 00:18:47,086
Like, when it's a female voice
like that, Ken...
370
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,124
I think it's a comic.
371
00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:52,030
I just wanna say to
my competition tonight,
372
00:18:52,063 --> 00:18:54,267
sing like everybody's watching.
373
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,036
Because they are.
374
00:18:55,236 --> 00:18:57,440
Especially your classmates
from high school
375
00:18:57,473 --> 00:18:59,444
who are currently judging
and texting each other
376
00:18:59,477 --> 00:19:01,549
about you
and your life decisions.
377
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:05,524
♪ Who is that?
378
00:19:11,134 --> 00:19:12,938
♪ Who is that?
379
00:19:12,971 --> 00:19:16,445
Welcome back to our
laugh-tacular Comedy Roast Night
380
00:19:16,478 --> 00:19:18,048
here on "The Masked Singer."
381
00:19:18,082 --> 00:19:19,384
Jenny: So fun!
382
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:22,658
Up next,
here to guac your world,
383
00:19:22,691 --> 00:19:25,096
it's the Avocado!
384
00:19:25,129 --> 00:19:26,666
♪ Red light, green light
385
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,268
Robin: Oh! Okay.
386
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,437
♪ What you waiting for?
387
00:19:29,471 --> 00:19:34,515
- Avocado!
- Oh, my gosh! I love him.
388
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:39,124
- Oh, he's cool!
- Nicole: Oh, my God.
That's a cute costume.
389
00:19:39,124 --> 00:19:40,259
Ken: So adorable.
390
00:19:40,259 --> 00:19:42,531
♪ So give me
the green light ♪
391
00:19:42,564 --> 00:19:44,034
♪ 'Cause I'm ready to go
392
00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:45,403
Okay, this could be deceiving,
393
00:19:45,436 --> 00:19:47,407
'cause is he short or tall?
394
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,847
- Yeah, you don't know.
- Jenny: He's adorable.
395
00:19:50,881 --> 00:19:55,022
- I think the face
is up where Nick is.
- Right?
396
00:19:55,022 --> 00:19:56,559
♪ Give me the green light
397
00:19:56,592 --> 00:20:01,435
Look at that costume.
Only on this show.
398
00:20:05,342 --> 00:20:07,313
Yeah, sure,
I'm a funny guy now,
399
00:20:07,346 --> 00:20:10,252
but I'm lightyears away
from where I first started.
400
00:20:10,286 --> 00:20:12,023
( screeches, squawks )
401
00:20:12,056 --> 00:20:16,498
I used to be an average joe
working in construction.
402
00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:19,137
Real get your hands dirty
kind of job.
403
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:21,308
- "Dirty Jobs."
- Oh, Mike Rowe.
404
00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:23,412
But I didn't want to
work outside forever.
405
00:20:23,445 --> 00:20:25,483
I wanted
that air-conditioned life,
406
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,788
and I really wanted
to make people laugh.
407
00:20:27,821 --> 00:20:29,892
- 'Ey!
- ( laughing )
408
00:20:29,925 --> 00:20:33,833
So on a whim, I met a buddy
who helped me trade in my tools
409
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:36,572
for some sweet, sweet AC.
410
00:20:36,606 --> 00:20:40,279
After some success,
I wanted to expand my reach,
411
00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:42,584
so I took risk
on a whole new venture.
412
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:46,224
And it became
a billion-dollar industry.
413
00:20:46,258 --> 00:20:47,828
Wow, a billion-dollar industry.
414
00:20:47,861 --> 00:20:49,431
What is he, like, a podcast?
415
00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:51,569
So what the heck
am I doing here?
416
00:20:51,602 --> 00:20:53,372
Well, it's Comedy Roast Night,
417
00:20:53,405 --> 00:20:55,544
and I'm dedicating
this diss track
418
00:20:55,544 --> 00:20:58,348
to the comedian
who's legally required
419
00:20:58,348 --> 00:21:01,188
to appear on every Fox show.
420
00:21:01,221 --> 00:21:03,827
Spoiler alert.
That's you, Ken.
421
00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:06,632
( laughs )
422
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,469
( laughs )
423
00:21:08,469 --> 00:21:10,439
Love it. Love-- thank you.
424
00:21:10,473 --> 00:21:12,276
Thank you, Avocado!
425
00:21:18,388 --> 00:21:21,261
- ♪ Hit the road, Jack
- Baby, please!
426
00:21:21,294 --> 00:21:23,900
♪ No more, no more,
no more, no more ♪
427
00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:25,402
♪ Hit the road, Jack
428
00:21:25,436 --> 00:21:29,410
♪ And don'cha come back
no more ♪
429
00:21:29,444 --> 00:21:32,116
♪ Well, woman, oh, woman,
don't treat me so mean ♪
430
00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:34,889
♪ You're the meanest old woman
that I ever seen ♪
431
00:21:34,889 --> 00:21:38,095
- Who is that?
- ♪ I guess if you say so
432
00:21:38,095 --> 00:21:39,497
♪ I have to pack my things
and go ♪
433
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:42,236
- ♪ That's right
- ♪ Hit the road, Jack
434
00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:43,673
♪ Don'cha come back no more
435
00:21:43,706 --> 00:21:45,944
♪ No more, no more, no more
436
00:21:45,977 --> 00:21:51,488
♪ Hit the road, Jack,
and don'cha come back no more ♪
437
00:21:51,522 --> 00:21:54,460
♪ Now, baby, listen, baby,
don't you treat me this way ♪
438
00:21:54,494 --> 00:21:57,200
♪ 'Cause I'll be back
on my feet someday ♪
439
00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,206
♪ Well, I guess if you say so
440
00:22:00,239 --> 00:22:01,642
♪ I have to pack my things
and go ♪
441
00:22:01,676 --> 00:22:04,180
- ♪ That's right
- ♪ Hit the road, Jack
442
00:22:04,214 --> 00:22:05,917
♪ And don'cha come back
no more ♪
443
00:22:05,917 --> 00:22:08,055
- This is someone I know.
- ♪ No more, no more, no more
444
00:22:08,055 --> 00:22:12,430
♪ Hit the road, Jack,
and don'cha come back no more ♪
445
00:22:12,463 --> 00:22:13,498
What you say?
446
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,206
♪ Hit the road, Jack,
and don'cha come back no more ♪
447
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,010
♪ No more, no more, no more
448
00:22:19,043 --> 00:22:22,718
♪ Hit the road, Jack,
and don'cha come back no more ♪
449
00:22:22,751 --> 00:22:23,720
Well...
450
00:22:23,753 --> 00:22:25,222
♪ Don'cha come back no more
451
00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:26,526
...this is the pits.
452
00:22:26,559 --> 00:22:28,228
♪ Come back no more
453
00:22:28,262 --> 00:22:30,901
This avocado is toast.
454
00:22:30,967 --> 00:22:32,538
Don't guac block me, baby!
455
00:22:32,538 --> 00:22:36,211
I want my ripe sticker back.
456
00:22:36,211 --> 00:22:39,384
Don't put me
in a brown paper bag.
457
00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:41,656
I guess I'll just guac away.
458
00:22:43,993 --> 00:22:46,933
- Robin: Yeah!
- Guac away!
459
00:22:48,736 --> 00:22:50,372
Come on!
460
00:22:51,374 --> 00:22:53,378
Nick: Oh, yeah.
461
00:22:53,412 --> 00:22:57,521
Y'all keep it going
for the Avocado.
462
00:22:59,525 --> 00:23:02,598
Yo, I don't know
if y'all heard
one of those lyrics.
463
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,935
He said,
"Don't guac block me."
464
00:23:06,606 --> 00:23:09,444
No guac blocking
on this show here.
465
00:23:09,477 --> 00:23:12,584
- Oh, my God.
- All right, panel,
466
00:23:12,584 --> 00:23:16,024
tell 'em about that fun
and wonderful performance.
467
00:23:16,057 --> 00:23:19,297
You know what?
I can tell this is not
your first time on stage.
468
00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:23,138
You're an entertainer,
and you really made us laugh
during that performance.
469
00:23:23,138 --> 00:23:27,814
- Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
- Wow, wow.
470
00:23:27,814 --> 00:23:30,654
All right, well, once again,
please keep it going
471
00:23:30,687 --> 00:23:32,323
for Jon Lovitz over there
with the roast.
472
00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:35,262
- Ken: Jon Lovitz!
- Jenny: Oh!
473
00:23:35,329 --> 00:23:36,498
Thank you, thank you.
474
00:23:36,532 --> 00:23:38,201
So funny.
I love it so much.
475
00:23:38,268 --> 00:23:40,607
Okay, here's your clue
for Avocado.
476
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,546
Now he's really
into home renovation,
477
00:23:43,579 --> 00:23:46,484
but it's not like
he's a Property Brother, right?
478
00:23:46,484 --> 00:23:49,658
Those guys are handsome.
479
00:23:49,692 --> 00:23:52,430
Avocado has a face
you wanna listen to.
480
00:23:52,463 --> 00:23:54,802
Nick: Oh, ho, ho!
481
00:23:54,835 --> 00:23:57,541
Oh, Jon Lovitz with the roast.
482
00:23:58,475 --> 00:24:00,547
Hold on, Lovitz!
483
00:24:01,716 --> 00:24:05,489
When's the last time someone
mistook you for George Clooney?
484
00:24:06,358 --> 00:24:08,061
Oh!
485
00:24:08,095 --> 00:24:11,869
When's the last time you passed
a mirror you didn't crack?
486
00:24:11,902 --> 00:24:13,573
Ken: Ah!
487
00:24:13,606 --> 00:24:16,244
When's the last time
you made a joke that was funny?
488
00:24:16,244 --> 00:24:18,415
- Nick: Oh!
- Whoa!
489
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:20,654
Whoa, Nick!
This is like "Mild 'N Out."
490
00:24:20,687 --> 00:24:22,289
You know what I mean?
This is amazing.
491
00:24:22,289 --> 00:24:23,660
- Jenny: "Mild 'N Out."
- Yep.
492
00:24:23,660 --> 00:24:26,297
- I'm just the messenger.
- Nick: Indeed.
493
00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:30,439
Okay, there's a lot
of back and forth roasting
going on up here,
494
00:24:30,472 --> 00:24:32,511
but is that giving
you guys any clues
495
00:24:32,511 --> 00:24:33,412
of who this could possibly be?
496
00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:37,954
Yes, I think it's Harrison Ford,
and I'll tell you why.
497
00:24:37,988 --> 00:24:40,259
( crowd jeering )
498
00:24:40,259 --> 00:24:42,063
I'm going big
or I'm going home.
499
00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:44,535
It's Comedy Night, people.
You're supposed to laugh.
500
00:24:44,535 --> 00:24:47,841
I mean, look, seriously,
we did see carpentry clues.
501
00:24:47,874 --> 00:24:50,847
I mean, Harrison Ford
did start as a carpenter.
502
00:24:50,847 --> 00:24:54,020
And it said a billion-dollar
industry, right?
503
00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:56,759
"Star Wars." Don't hate.
504
00:24:56,792 --> 00:24:59,631
- But Jon said the clue about--
- You wanna listen to somebody.
505
00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:04,040
You wanna listen to it.
Who has the most lucrative
podcast in the world?
506
00:25:04,073 --> 00:25:06,812
I'm sorry. Joe Rogan.
507
00:25:06,812 --> 00:25:10,452
The comedy mask,
he started out in stand-up.
508
00:25:10,486 --> 00:25:12,691
I like it. I'm going
in that direction as well.
509
00:25:12,724 --> 00:25:15,663
The comedy mask made me
think of a comic
510
00:25:15,697 --> 00:25:17,801
and maybe someone
from, like, "The Joker,"
511
00:25:17,834 --> 00:25:20,874
- like a Marc Maron.
- Nicole: Ooh.
512
00:25:20,874 --> 00:25:22,544
Jenny:
He also has his own podcast.
513
00:25:22,577 --> 00:25:24,113
- Oh, great guess.
- Right?
514
00:25:24,113 --> 00:25:27,754
Seems like he's got
that kind of old-timey
sense of humor.
515
00:25:27,788 --> 00:25:30,225
Nick: That's a good one.
Robin, what you got?
516
00:25:30,259 --> 00:25:34,033
Uh, you know,
I'm having a little trouble
because I'm not as, uh--
517
00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:35,704
- Um...
- Smart?
518
00:25:35,737 --> 00:25:36,739
- Smart as you.
- Yep, yep.
519
00:25:36,739 --> 00:25:39,277
- That's right.
- Nick: Ooh.
520
00:25:39,310 --> 00:25:42,684
- Nailed it.
- Ken, when you turn off
the lights at night,
521
00:25:42,718 --> 00:25:46,625
- does your jacket
keep you awake?
- You know what?
522
00:25:46,659 --> 00:25:48,796
Hey, how's that
button boycott going, huh?
523
00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:53,706
- Okay, great.
- Me and Nick,
we're on the same bus.
524
00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:54,908
- Exactly.
- No, I'm just not--
525
00:25:54,908 --> 00:25:57,647
I'm not as adept
in the podcast world,
526
00:25:57,681 --> 00:26:00,486
but all the clues are pointing
to somebody for me.
527
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,323
Construction,
make people laugh,
528
00:26:02,356 --> 00:26:05,129
I'm thinking
it could be Tim Allen
from "Home Improvement."
529
00:26:05,129 --> 00:26:06,799
- Nicole: Right.
- Ah!
530
00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:09,237
Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor!
531
00:26:09,270 --> 00:26:11,341
You know what? The mic could
be from voiceover work.
532
00:26:11,341 --> 00:26:12,443
- Ken: Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
533
00:26:12,476 --> 00:26:13,111
'Cause he was Buzz Lightyear.
534
00:26:13,311 --> 00:26:15,149
- That's right.
- Robin: You see?
535
00:26:15,149 --> 00:26:17,521
You're only as smart
as the people you're
sitting next to.
536
00:26:17,554 --> 00:26:20,760
Yeah.
537
00:26:20,794 --> 00:26:22,597
Nick: We have lost control
on Comedy Night.
538
00:26:22,631 --> 00:26:23,966
Everybody got jokes.
539
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,406
But somebody who is no joke
is the Avocado!
540
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:28,876
Keep it going for him.
541
00:26:29,878 --> 00:26:31,782
Go dip your feet
in some lemon juice
542
00:26:31,816 --> 00:26:33,653
or something like that.
543
00:26:35,022 --> 00:26:37,493
It's time for the Avocado
to dip out.
544
00:26:37,527 --> 00:26:38,963
Oh!
545
00:26:38,963 --> 00:26:41,802
So you've seen three
incredible performances.
546
00:26:41,836 --> 00:26:46,144
Now it's time for you all
in the studio audience
547
00:26:46,177 --> 00:26:47,814
to vote for your favorite.
548
00:26:47,848 --> 00:26:50,653
Remember, the two characters
with the most votes
549
00:26:50,687 --> 00:26:52,991
will face off
in the Battle Royale.
550
00:26:53,024 --> 00:26:54,928
The other singer
will be unmasked.
551
00:26:54,928 --> 00:26:58,636
You can fight about who's
leaving while we take a break.
552
00:26:58,669 --> 00:27:00,005
Be right back.
553
00:27:02,644 --> 00:27:03,980
♪ Who is that?
554
00:27:08,656 --> 00:27:10,693
♪ Who is that?
555
00:27:10,727 --> 00:27:13,666
Welcome back to
"The Masked Singer."
556
00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:15,837
We're jump straight
into those results
557
00:27:15,870 --> 00:27:18,041
to see who's moving on
and who's moving out.
558
00:27:18,108 --> 00:27:19,778
Can she keep her crown
559
00:27:19,845 --> 00:27:22,517
or will the Bride
falter at the altar?
560
00:27:22,517 --> 00:27:24,387
No, no.
561
00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:26,892
Has she blown
the audience away,
562
00:27:26,926 --> 00:27:30,499
or have their votes
pushed Snowstorm
563
00:27:30,533 --> 00:27:32,403
"white-out"
of the competition?
564
00:27:32,436 --> 00:27:35,944
And will he come back
next time,
565
00:27:35,944 --> 00:27:39,952
or is Avocado a "Hass-been"?
566
00:27:39,952 --> 00:27:43,759
- Oh, who's it gonna be?
- We about to find out
right now.
567
00:27:43,793 --> 00:27:45,162
Somebody's gotta go home, Ken.
568
00:27:45,195 --> 00:27:47,968
Leaving us tonight
569
00:27:47,968 --> 00:27:51,642
and unmasking first is...
570
00:28:00,292 --> 00:28:02,263
Oh, gosh.
571
00:28:06,304 --> 00:28:08,475
The Bride.
572
00:28:08,509 --> 00:28:10,947
- Both: What?
- Robin: Oh.
573
00:28:12,584 --> 00:28:15,690
- That's an upset.
- Total upset.
574
00:28:16,759 --> 00:28:20,567
Wow. Well, show some love
for Snowstorm and Avocado.
575
00:28:20,567 --> 00:28:25,442
You need to head back
and get your heads in the game
for the Battle Royale.
576
00:28:25,475 --> 00:28:30,352
But we gotta keep it going
and show some love to the Bride.
577
00:28:30,385 --> 00:28:33,626
- We're so sorry...
- Oh, Bride looks sad.
578
00:28:33,659 --> 00:28:36,832
- I know.
- ...that we gotta see you go,
579
00:28:36,865 --> 00:28:39,337
but we can't wait
to see who you are.
580
00:28:39,337 --> 00:28:41,742
But, panel, you gotta give us
your final guesses.
581
00:28:41,742 --> 00:28:44,915
- ( groaning )
- Who is the Bride?
582
00:28:44,948 --> 00:28:45,717
Ken: Well, I mean, look.
583
00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:47,721
First of all,
I just have to say I'm stunned
584
00:28:47,754 --> 00:28:49,625
that you're eliminated
because I thought you were
585
00:28:49,658 --> 00:28:50,760
a consistent performer.
586
00:28:50,793 --> 00:28:52,998
You did an amazing job.
Really.
587
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:56,204
And in all sincerity
in my heart,
588
00:28:56,204 --> 00:28:57,774
this can be only one.
589
00:28:57,774 --> 00:28:59,076
This is Matthew McConaughey.
590
00:29:02,116 --> 00:29:04,821
- And he's dead serious,
everybody, still.
- Nick: He's serious.
591
00:29:04,855 --> 00:29:06,792
- Wha--
- ( jeering )
592
00:29:06,792 --> 00:29:07,928
Jenny: You know what, Ken?
I'll give you this.
593
00:29:07,961 --> 00:29:09,531
He does like
to take his shirt off,
594
00:29:09,564 --> 00:29:11,100
but he's not an action star,
595
00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:14,373
and last week there was
an action star clue.
596
00:29:14,407 --> 00:29:16,512
Now if I were to take those
and put them together--
597
00:29:16,545 --> 00:29:20,085
action star, shirtless,
I come up with Vin Diesel.
598
00:29:20,118 --> 00:29:22,189
- Ken: That's a good guess.
- Okay.
599
00:29:22,222 --> 00:29:24,628
We had Tyrese on this show.
Why not have Vin Diesel?
600
00:29:24,695 --> 00:29:26,765
- Ken: Yes. Oh, exactly.
- Welcome to
"The Masked Singer."
601
00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:27,567
- Exactly.
- Nick: That is true.
602
00:29:27,801 --> 00:29:30,305
Do y'all really think
that that's Vin Diesel?
603
00:29:30,339 --> 00:29:32,777
- Yes, I do.
- Why not?
604
00:29:32,811 --> 00:29:36,050
Um, you know,
the energy, the spirit,
605
00:29:36,084 --> 00:29:38,990
early on we had
all these rocker vibes,
606
00:29:38,990 --> 00:29:40,092
but then we see these new clues.
607
00:29:40,125 --> 00:29:41,795
He doesn't like
to wear a shirt, right?
608
00:29:41,829 --> 00:29:43,899
Likes to act up.
609
00:29:43,933 --> 00:29:45,970
I just-- I think
that this could be--
610
00:29:46,004 --> 00:29:48,809
from the Red Hot Chili Peppers,
I think this could be Flea.
611
00:29:48,809 --> 00:29:50,813
- That's who I think it is.
- Okay.
612
00:29:50,813 --> 00:29:52,784
Robin:
That's what I think.
613
00:29:52,817 --> 00:29:54,086
I think that's a great guess,
614
00:29:54,153 --> 00:29:55,823
and I think he'd be perfect
on our show.
615
00:29:55,857 --> 00:29:56,759
Nick: Nicole?
616
00:29:56,992 --> 00:29:58,696
I'm kind of picking up
what you're putting down, Robin.
617
00:29:58,696 --> 00:30:00,900
So, earlier,
I said David Arquette,
618
00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:02,570
because it said "act up," right?
619
00:30:02,604 --> 00:30:03,773
- Both: Right.
- Right?
620
00:30:03,806 --> 00:30:05,108
So I was going acting vibes.
621
00:30:05,142 --> 00:30:08,849
But now I just can't deny
those vocals.
622
00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,820
The energy, the high notes,
623
00:30:10,853 --> 00:30:14,260
this could be Sammy Hagar
from Van Halen.
624
00:30:14,293 --> 00:30:15,730
Come on!
625
00:30:15,763 --> 00:30:17,066
Ken: Yeah.
626
00:30:18,869 --> 00:30:21,742
All right, well, let's see
if any of you are correct.
627
00:30:21,775 --> 00:30:24,748
Bride, we need to know,
who are you?
628
00:30:24,748 --> 00:30:26,552
Audience, say it with me.
629
00:30:26,552 --> 00:30:30,125
- All: Take it off! Take it off!
- ♪ Who are you?
630
00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:33,766
- Take it off!
- Take it off.
631
00:30:33,766 --> 00:30:36,204
Take it off!
Take it off!
632
00:30:36,237 --> 00:30:37,841
- ♪ Oh, I really wanna know
- Oh, oh.
633
00:30:37,841 --> 00:30:40,613
- All: Take it off!
- ♪ Come on, tell me
634
00:30:40,646 --> 00:30:42,884
♪ Who are you, you, you
635
00:30:42,917 --> 00:30:44,220
- ♪ Are you?
- Come on, Sammy!
636
00:30:44,253 --> 00:30:46,024
And there he is!
637
00:30:46,057 --> 00:30:49,063
AEW champion
and wrestle superstar!
638
00:30:49,096 --> 00:30:51,735
Y'all give it up
for Chris Jericho!
639
00:30:51,735 --> 00:30:53,304
Oh, my God!
640
00:30:56,377 --> 00:30:57,981
Lead singer of Fozzy,
641
00:30:58,014 --> 00:31:02,022
four-time "New York Times"
bestseller.
642
00:31:02,022 --> 00:31:06,665
- A real action star.
- Oh!
643
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,936
Chris Jericho,
ladies and gentlemen.
644
00:31:09,938 --> 00:31:12,276
That's why his shirt is off!
645
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,783
Chris, you gotta talk
to us, man.
646
00:31:15,817 --> 00:31:19,758
What in the world made you
become a pink dinosaur
with a wedding dress on?
647
00:31:19,758 --> 00:31:22,062
It's always been inside of me
my whole life,
648
00:31:22,062 --> 00:31:23,966
and I finally got to do it.
649
00:31:24,033 --> 00:31:25,903
Now, I gotta tell you,
I am shocked,
650
00:31:25,903 --> 00:31:27,172
because I was having
a great time.
651
00:31:27,206 --> 00:31:28,509
This costume was amazing.
652
00:31:28,542 --> 00:31:30,947
It's best costume that
I've seen on the show,
653
00:31:30,947 --> 00:31:33,753
and I'm disappointed
I got beaten by an avocado.
654
00:31:33,786 --> 00:31:35,857
Nick: Right?
655
00:31:35,890 --> 00:31:37,092
Only on "The Masked Singer."
656
00:31:37,092 --> 00:31:38,829
Only on "The Masked Singer."
Exactly.
657
00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:39,664
Yeah!
658
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:43,873
I just wanna say, Chris,
I'm a legit fan.
659
00:31:43,873 --> 00:31:46,144
Seriously,
I've followed your career
ever since, you know,
660
00:31:46,177 --> 00:31:49,483
when you were back
in the WWE, WCW days.
661
00:31:49,518 --> 00:31:52,156
Charismatic performer,
singer, as well as,
662
00:31:52,189 --> 00:31:54,059
you know,
a superstar athlete.
663
00:31:54,059 --> 00:31:56,865
I'm a legit fan, and I'm kind of
starstruck right now.
664
00:31:56,899 --> 00:31:57,867
Aw, thanks, Ken.
Thanks, man. Thank you.
665
00:31:57,901 --> 00:32:00,071
Chris Jericho
in the building.
666
00:32:00,071 --> 00:32:02,176
You can head on backstage,
get changed.
667
00:32:02,209 --> 00:32:04,915
Hang out with us
in the VIP section.
668
00:32:06,819 --> 00:32:10,459
One more time, y'all,
for the Bride!
669
00:32:10,492 --> 00:32:12,029
Chris Jericho.
670
00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:15,235
- That's a shocker.
- Right?
671
00:32:15,268 --> 00:32:17,974
- I'm so sad.
- He wanted it. He wanted it.
672
00:32:17,974 --> 00:32:21,214
- But it reminds you,
this means something.
- It means something.
673
00:32:21,247 --> 00:32:23,552
Anything can happen
on this show,
674
00:32:23,586 --> 00:32:27,827
which means we have
a new king or queen
675
00:32:27,861 --> 00:32:29,898
being crowned tonight.
676
00:32:29,931 --> 00:32:33,071
Will it be Snowstorm
or Avocado?
677
00:32:33,104 --> 00:32:35,977
They're going head to head
in another Battle Royale.
678
00:32:35,977 --> 00:32:39,049
It all goes down
right after the break.
679
00:32:43,424 --> 00:32:44,528
♪ Who is that?
680
00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:50,238
( fanfare )
681
00:32:50,238 --> 00:32:54,313
Oh, I love this!
Battle Royale!
682
00:32:55,282 --> 00:32:57,452
Announcer:
The time has come
683
00:32:57,486 --> 00:33:02,129
for the Battle Royale!
684
00:33:02,162 --> 00:33:06,070
It is indeed time
for the Battle Royale,
685
00:33:06,070 --> 00:33:09,978
and here to oversee
is another special guest.
686
00:33:10,011 --> 00:33:12,249
Ladies and gentlemen,
comedy legend,
687
00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:14,386
formerly known as the Llama,
688
00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:17,527
Mr. Drew Carey!
689
00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:23,238
Hey, man. How's it going?
Nice to see you.
690
00:33:23,271 --> 00:33:27,547
- Hello. Battle Royale!
- Oh, yeah, baby.
691
00:33:27,580 --> 00:33:30,620
Battle Royale.
Snowstorm, I'm so glad
to see you here.
692
00:33:30,653 --> 00:33:32,857
And I just wanna thank you
for making me late to work
693
00:33:32,857 --> 00:33:33,592
all those times
back in Cleveland.
694
00:33:33,792 --> 00:33:36,030
I'll never forget you
as long as I live.
695
00:33:36,030 --> 00:33:38,401
You make me wanna keep
rock salt in my trunk.
696
00:33:38,434 --> 00:33:39,203
( laughing )
697
00:33:39,436 --> 00:33:42,109
And, Avocado, I don't have
any jokes for you,
698
00:33:42,142 --> 00:33:42,810
because to be honest,
699
00:33:43,011 --> 00:33:44,848
I thought you were gonna
get voted off.
700
00:33:44,881 --> 00:33:46,050
- Jenny: Oh!
- Ken: Ah!
701
00:33:46,050 --> 00:33:49,023
- Oh, my gosh.
- Everybody did.
702
00:33:49,056 --> 00:33:52,496
The guy making me sign
the paperwork was like,
"Don't worry about Avocado."
703
00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:54,233
Jenny: Oh!
704
00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:57,306
Hey, thanks for having me
on your show, man.
705
00:33:57,339 --> 00:33:57,941
- No problem.
- I really appreciate it.
706
00:33:58,174 --> 00:33:59,878
You wanna start
the Battle Royale?
707
00:33:59,911 --> 00:34:01,147
- Let's do it. Yeah.
- Let's do it.
708
00:34:01,147 --> 00:34:03,318
- Yeah!
- Let's do it.
709
00:34:03,351 --> 00:34:06,257
Drew Carey,
ladies and gentlemen.
710
00:34:08,328 --> 00:34:10,365
Every performance tonight
711
00:34:10,398 --> 00:34:12,704
has been dedicated
to a panelist,
712
00:34:12,737 --> 00:34:17,346
and this song is especially
for my man Robin Thicke.
713
00:34:17,379 --> 00:34:22,523
- Hey!
- So let the battle commence.
714
00:34:26,097 --> 00:34:30,305
( music playing )
715
00:34:30,305 --> 00:34:34,013
♪ You walked into the party
716
00:34:34,046 --> 00:34:38,288
♪ Like you were walking
onto a yacht ♪
717
00:34:38,354 --> 00:34:43,331
♪ Your hat strategically dipped
below one eye ♪
718
00:34:43,364 --> 00:34:47,072
♪ Your scarf was apricot
719
00:34:47,105 --> 00:34:51,113
♪ You had one eye
in the mirror ♪
720
00:34:51,147 --> 00:34:55,288
♪ As you watched yourself
go by ♪
721
00:34:55,322 --> 00:34:59,430
♪ And all the girls dreamed
that they'd be your partner ♪
722
00:34:59,463 --> 00:35:05,208
♪ They'd be your partner,
and you're so vain ♪
723
00:35:06,210 --> 00:35:09,517
♪ You probably think
this song is about you ♪
724
00:35:09,551 --> 00:35:12,389
♪ You're so vain
725
00:35:12,422 --> 00:35:15,930
♪ I bet you think this song
is about you ♪
726
00:35:15,963 --> 00:35:18,167
♪ Don't you? Don't you?
727
00:35:18,201 --> 00:35:20,640
♪ Don't you?
728
00:35:20,673 --> 00:35:22,476
( vocalizing )
729
00:35:22,510 --> 00:35:25,650
- He got you.
He got you, Robin.
- He got me good.
730
00:35:25,683 --> 00:35:29,591
( music continues )
731
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,666
Jenny: Oh, my God!
The videos!
732
00:35:33,666 --> 00:35:35,636
- Oh.
- ( laughing )
733
00:35:38,041 --> 00:35:41,915
♪ You walked into the party
734
00:35:41,948 --> 00:35:46,157
♪ Like you were walking
onto a yacht ♪
735
00:35:46,157 --> 00:35:51,067
♪ Your hat strategically dipped
below one eye ♪
736
00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:54,941
♪ Your scarf, it was apricot
737
00:35:54,974 --> 00:35:58,348
♪ You had one eye
in the mirror ♪
738
00:35:58,381 --> 00:36:02,824
♪ As you watched yourself
gavotte ♪
739
00:36:02,857 --> 00:36:07,199
♪ And all the girls dreamed
that they'd be your partner ♪
740
00:36:07,265 --> 00:36:09,169
♪ They'd be your partner
741
00:36:09,236 --> 00:36:13,512
♪ And you're so vain
742
00:36:13,545 --> 00:36:17,052
♪ I bet you think
this song is about you ♪
743
00:36:17,085 --> 00:36:18,187
♪ You're so vain
744
00:36:18,187 --> 00:36:20,191
♪ You're so vain
745
00:36:20,225 --> 00:36:23,197
♪ I bet you think
this song is about you ♪
746
00:36:23,197 --> 00:36:29,410
♪ Don't you? Don't you?
Don't you? ♪
747
00:36:35,188 --> 00:36:38,962
The Battle Royale.
748
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:43,806
Snowstorm versus the Avocado.
749
00:36:43,839 --> 00:36:48,014
- Whoo!
- Panel, talk about
those performances.
750
00:36:48,047 --> 00:36:49,149
What a battle.
751
00:36:49,183 --> 00:36:50,753
I mean, there's
huge stakes right now
752
00:36:50,786 --> 00:36:53,124
because we have
a new reigning champion,
753
00:36:53,191 --> 00:36:55,261
and I feel like you guys
did give it your all.
754
00:36:55,295 --> 00:36:57,365
So it's up to us
to make that decision.
755
00:36:57,365 --> 00:36:58,936
- No pressure.
- It's a tough call.
756
00:36:58,969 --> 00:37:02,409
I mean,
one was just a very humorous
take on the song.
757
00:37:02,442 --> 00:37:06,484
One was another effortless
version of that song.
758
00:37:06,484 --> 00:37:10,860
It's just two ways to approach
Robin's intense vanity.
759
00:37:10,893 --> 00:37:15,201
- Great. Yeah.
- Well, there you have it,
panel.
760
00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:17,005
It is all on you right now.
761
00:37:17,038 --> 00:37:19,009
Your votes will dictate the fate
762
00:37:19,042 --> 00:37:23,317
of the Snowstorm
and the Avocado.
763
00:37:23,351 --> 00:37:25,355
Start voting now.
764
00:37:27,392 --> 00:37:32,102
We'll have the results
after the break.
765
00:37:32,135 --> 00:37:34,239
We'll be right back.
766
00:37:36,410 --> 00:37:38,247
♪ Who is that?
767
00:37:45,462 --> 00:37:49,671
The king or queen
of "Masked Singer" tonight is...
768
00:37:50,773 --> 00:37:52,375
Oh, I'm scared.
769
00:37:54,379 --> 00:37:55,583
It could be another upset
right now.
770
00:37:55,616 --> 00:37:58,488
It could be if you judged wrong.
771
00:38:04,099 --> 00:38:06,738
( no audible dialogue )
772
00:38:08,542 --> 00:38:11,313
- Snowstorm!
- Oh!
773
00:38:11,313 --> 00:38:14,286
Congratulations.
774
00:38:14,319 --> 00:38:19,296
You're one step closer
to the Golden Mask Trophy.
775
00:38:19,329 --> 00:38:22,469
Enjoy being our new Snow Queen.
776
00:38:23,437 --> 00:38:25,408
Wow, a new queen.
777
00:38:27,412 --> 00:38:29,851
Nick: Knighted by the one
and only Drew Carey.
778
00:38:31,721 --> 00:38:35,195
The Llama just showed love
to the Snowstorm.
779
00:38:35,228 --> 00:38:36,397
And while we're showing love,
780
00:38:36,430 --> 00:38:38,602
you guys keep it going
for the Avocado, y'all.
781
00:38:38,635 --> 00:38:40,673
Step on up here, Avocado.
782
00:38:42,309 --> 00:38:44,279
Oh, Avocado!
783
00:38:44,313 --> 00:38:46,518
We are so sorry to see you go,
784
00:38:46,551 --> 00:38:49,489
but we're so excited to see
who you actually are.
785
00:38:49,524 --> 00:38:52,195
But before we get to that,
panel, you know what it is.
786
00:38:52,195 --> 00:38:53,565
You know, I think that
all the clues
787
00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:58,341
lead to this
comedian/actor/superstar.
788
00:38:58,341 --> 00:38:59,577
The mic and the headphones
789
00:38:59,611 --> 00:39:02,482
for his voiceover work
in "Toy Story."
790
00:39:02,517 --> 00:39:05,154
Home renovation.
"Home Improvement."
791
00:39:05,188 --> 00:39:07,827
I think this
has to be Tim Allen.
792
00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:12,335
- All right. Good guess.
- Nicole: Yeah.
793
00:39:12,369 --> 00:39:13,437
Jenny, what's your
final guesses?
794
00:39:13,471 --> 00:39:15,475
Well, the comedy masks,
you know,
795
00:39:15,475 --> 00:39:17,580
make me think of the Joker,
and he was in "The Joker."
796
00:39:17,647 --> 00:39:19,082
He's also a great stand-up
797
00:39:19,116 --> 00:39:22,657
and he happens to have
a very successful podcast.
798
00:39:22,657 --> 00:39:25,161
This could be Marc Maron,
you guys.
799
00:39:25,194 --> 00:39:25,896
- Robin: Marc Maron?
- Nicole: Yeah.
800
00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:29,269
- All right.
- Great guess, but the clues
801
00:39:29,303 --> 00:39:30,739
and tonight's comedy theme,
802
00:39:30,739 --> 00:39:32,242
it does make me think
of someone
803
00:39:32,275 --> 00:39:33,645
in the comedy podcast world.
804
00:39:33,679 --> 00:39:35,583
You know what my favorite
podcast is right now
805
00:39:35,616 --> 00:39:37,687
- is Dax Shepard's podcast.
- Ooh.
806
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:40,191
- Nicole: Dax Shepard.
- He and his wife,
807
00:39:40,225 --> 00:39:43,397
- they're, like,
a down to earth couple...
- I love that guess.
808
00:39:43,397 --> 00:39:44,534
...into home renovation.
809
00:39:44,567 --> 00:39:47,607
I think this could be
Dax Shepard.
810
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,611
- Nicole: Nice.
- Okay.
811
00:39:51,413 --> 00:39:52,717
Not bad.
Nicole, what you got?
812
00:39:52,783 --> 00:39:55,556
Yeah, I'm jumping on
that podcast train, guys.
813
00:39:55,589 --> 00:39:58,695
We had the comedy mask.
He started out in stand-up.
814
00:39:58,695 --> 00:40:01,968
Now he's got the most lucrative
podcast in the world.
815
00:40:02,002 --> 00:40:04,941
He did say he's a part of a
billion-dollar business, right?
816
00:40:04,974 --> 00:40:07,546
- I think it's Joe Rogan.
- Jenny: I like it.
817
00:40:07,546 --> 00:40:10,986
Okay.
Some really good guesses.
818
00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:14,661
- Not bad.
- Let's see if any of you
are correct.
819
00:40:14,694 --> 00:40:17,566
Avocado, we need to know,
who are you?
820
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,671
Audience, say it with me.
821
00:40:19,671 --> 00:40:22,442
- Take it off! Take it off!
- ♪ Who are you?
822
00:40:22,475 --> 00:40:24,346
- ♪ Who, who, who, who?
- Take it off!
823
00:40:24,379 --> 00:40:26,818
- Take it off!
- How do they take it off?
824
00:40:26,818 --> 00:40:28,655
- I don't-- how do you--
- What do they do?
825
00:40:28,689 --> 00:40:30,358
- Jenny:
How do you get it off?
- I don't know.
826
00:40:30,358 --> 00:40:34,232
- Oh, my God, who is this?
- ♪ Oh, I really wanna know
827
00:40:34,266 --> 00:40:35,268
We need the Men In Black, guys.
828
00:40:35,501 --> 00:40:38,609
- Men In Black, help us out.
- ♪ Tell me, who are you?
829
00:40:38,642 --> 00:40:40,679
♪ You, you, are you?
830
00:40:40,713 --> 00:40:44,587
Legendary comedian
Adam Carolla!
831
00:40:44,587 --> 00:40:47,192
- What?
- Oh, oh! No!
832
00:40:47,225 --> 00:40:48,194
Oh, no!
833
00:40:48,227 --> 00:40:50,431
Nick:
Host of "The Man Show,"
834
00:40:50,498 --> 00:40:53,772
"Loveline,"
podcaster and TV star.
835
00:40:53,805 --> 00:40:56,477
I was gonna say it, and then
I'm like, "He's too tall."
836
00:40:56,511 --> 00:40:57,479
- I was gonna say it!
- Oh!
837
00:40:57,513 --> 00:40:58,682
Nick: He got everybody.
838
00:40:59,016 --> 00:41:03,157
I gotta tell you, somebody
farted in this Avocado suit,
and it wasn't me.
839
00:41:03,157 --> 00:41:05,763
- Nick: It wasn't you?
- No, I know my essence.
840
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,369
Speaking of essence, man,
it's so much fun
841
00:41:09,403 --> 00:41:10,939
to have you here
on Comedy Night.
842
00:41:10,973 --> 00:41:12,409
I mean, this is perfect.
843
00:41:12,442 --> 00:41:14,614
Were you guys
surprised at all or--
844
00:41:14,647 --> 00:41:16,551
I'm very mad at myself.
Literally, I was like,
845
00:41:16,584 --> 00:41:18,454
"This has gotta be Adam,
but there's no way
846
00:41:18,454 --> 00:41:19,657
'cause Adam's really tall."
847
00:41:19,724 --> 00:41:21,360
And you looked so short
in that Avocado,
848
00:41:21,393 --> 00:41:23,230
that I was, like--
I just canceled that out
849
00:41:23,264 --> 00:41:24,567
every time you came
into my head.
850
00:41:24,634 --> 00:41:29,343
I look shorter,
but it's slimming, right?
851
00:41:29,376 --> 00:41:30,779
'Cause I'm wearing this home.
852
00:41:30,813 --> 00:41:32,883
It's all yours, farts and all.
853
00:41:32,883 --> 00:41:35,355
Jenny:
I'm so mad at myself.
854
00:41:35,355 --> 00:41:37,325
You have that iconic,
classic voice.
855
00:41:37,359 --> 00:41:42,102
- We all know that voice.
- Well, evidentially not.
856
00:41:42,135 --> 00:41:43,739
- You got 'em good, Adam.
You got 'em good.
- Good.
857
00:41:43,772 --> 00:41:44,874
- For real.
- Nick: And what a night.
858
00:41:45,141 --> 00:41:49,584
I mean, to have
so many great comedians
and legends in the building.
859
00:41:49,617 --> 00:41:52,288
I mean,
Drew Carey, Jon Lovitz,
860
00:41:52,322 --> 00:41:53,892
wrestling superstar
Chris Jericho.
861
00:41:53,925 --> 00:41:56,598
Adam Carolla,
is there anything you wanna say
862
00:41:56,631 --> 00:41:58,835
to our panel
or the people at home?
863
00:41:59,871 --> 00:42:02,108
You know, ever since
I was a young lad
864
00:42:02,142 --> 00:42:04,346
growing up
in North Hollywood, California,
865
00:42:04,379 --> 00:42:05,916
I dreamt of this moment.
866
00:42:07,385 --> 00:42:11,493
And a scant 47 years later,
here I am.
867
00:42:11,561 --> 00:42:13,665
So this is a dream realized.
868
00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:16,370
And if I die tonight--
869
00:42:16,403 --> 00:42:17,673
I'm gonna pissed, actually.
870
00:42:17,673 --> 00:42:19,777
Nick: There it is.
871
00:42:19,777 --> 00:42:22,550
The one and only
Adam Carolla, y'all.
872
00:42:22,550 --> 00:42:25,388
It's been such a joy
having you here.
873
00:42:25,421 --> 00:42:26,390
- Whoo!
- Thank you.
874
00:42:26,423 --> 00:42:27,660
- Oh, my God.
- Thank you.
875
00:42:27,693 --> 00:42:31,801
There you have it.
That's all we got.
876
00:42:31,801 --> 00:42:34,139
The Snowstorm
comes back next time
877
00:42:34,172 --> 00:42:36,443
to face two new contenders
878
00:42:36,443 --> 00:42:38,648
on our super spooky
Fright Night.
879
00:42:38,682 --> 00:42:40,953
But right now, make some noise
880
00:42:40,986 --> 00:42:44,392
for the artist formerly known
as the Avocado,
881
00:42:44,426 --> 00:42:47,065
- Adam Carolla!
- Yeah!
882
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:48,735
♪ Hit the road, Jack
883
00:42:48,769 --> 00:42:50,939
♪ Don'cha come back
no more, no more,
884
00:42:50,939 --> 00:42:54,379
♪ No more, no more,
hit the road, Jack ♪
885
00:42:54,413 --> 00:42:56,918
♪ Don'cha come back no more
886
00:42:56,951 --> 00:42:59,857
♪ Don'cha come back no more
887
00:42:59,891 --> 00:43:02,162
♪ Don'cha come back no more
888
00:43:02,195 --> 00:43:04,700
- Sing it, Adam!
- ♪ Don'cha come back no more
889
00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:07,005
♪ What you say?