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Listen, degenerates.
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This is a week you dream about in markets.
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Now, there's a lot of noise
about Lumi’s developing collapse.
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But as far as I'm concerned,
that's yesterday.
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I'm watching for drips of color
about the government's emergency budget.
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That is where we make money
in the next 48 hours.
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So, if you're not buzzing,
check your pulse.
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Bob, you got that two racks
for the horses?
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Yeah, man. This is getting
a little bit toppy for me.
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I mean, the initial buy-in was what?
A hundred?
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- How have we got to 2K?
- How much dough have I made you?
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Huh? You've seen your bespoke email.
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All your returns are there
in handsome black and white.
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Yeah, but I've never
actually held the money.
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Come on, Bobby, money is an illusion.
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It's a social construct built on trust.
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Unless you think
I'm fucking you or something.
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By all means, cash out at any time.
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I just... I don't want you to miss out
on a two-to-one shot second favorite.
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He won on the bridle last time out,
jockey was hands and heels. He's my nap.
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I don't know what the fuck you just said,
but all right.
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Is there any reason
why this is so analog?
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Yeah, people's wives get testy.
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Anyway, who in history
was ever helped by a paper trail?
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Obviously, we're all
very disappointed with Lumi
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going into administration.
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There were external factors
beyond our control.
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The unfortunate timing
of geopolitical commodity pressures--
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No, Eric, you mean a perfectly
predictable gas price spike
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which wasn't adequately modeled
by the company
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or by Pierpoint.
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How heavily invested were
Pierpoint Asset Management in Lumi?
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Were they invested in Europa
or future ones?
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And what if those pull or fail?
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As a sales force,
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Lumi or any other IPO's failure
isn't on us.
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We aren't to blame
for a company's over-ambition.
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We've been presented
with a product. We sell it.
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Tomorrow, there'll be a new product.
We sell that.
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I've been reassured there'll be
more green IPOs on the docket
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in the next three quarters.
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Wait, so I just burned
six months of my life for nothing?
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You got paid, didn't you?
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After Europa Gaz postponed,
I was talking to another grad in IBD,
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and they were saying that
the atmosphere there, it's pretty dark.
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Your friend should be careful
about what he tells you,
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given it could be privileged information.
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And, you know, the fact
that socioeconomically challenged people
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signed up to this by the bucket-load,
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and are now having
their energy bills gouged
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to a point where
they can't even meet them.
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Lumi committed fraud.
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Come on, we don't have time
for this Bolshevik shit.
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I'm sure the government's working out
a way to protect the vulnerable.
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Apparently, Henry Muck’s being called
in front of a government select committee.
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Will Pierpoint have to send
a representative as well?
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Why are you looking at me?
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Ven, this bleeding-heart thing
would be Oscar-winningly endearing
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during a quieter week.
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I get why Yas and Rob
are feeling particularly stung,
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given that they were in bed with the CEO.
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Excuse me?
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Rish.
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Watch how you address people in here.
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Yeah, I was speaking figuratively.
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What's this got to do with Lumi?
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Fuck all.
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Look, the only catalysts
that matter this week
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are the emerging details
of the government's emergency budget.
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How are you axed heading into it?
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I'm long sterling.
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Against what?
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Dollars. I'm long cable.
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The market hasn't properly priced
these announcements at all.
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Cutting taxes,
throwing fucking coal into the furnace.
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A proper manifestation
of what we truly believe in.
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A no-bullshit free market vision.
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The ghost of Margaret Thatcher
in a handsome Asian kid.
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When did you become such a Tory?
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When I fell head over heels
in love with money, wanker.
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I hope you don't mind,
we're going off-book for Boxing Day.
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Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall has
a very accessible red cabbage biryani.
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Mummy, stop flirting.
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Did you see George Osbourne
at Hauser and Wirth?
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- Oh, God.
- He seems besotted...
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Hannah?
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- Are you drinking?
- You mind taking Hugo?
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Bad timing. He's just spent
a dirty penny in there.
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- You shouldn't be drinking.
- I've pumped.
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You'd think having a pub on your land
would mean faster service.
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Whose was the mulled wine?
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- And the bitter...
- Oh, yeah.
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Well, wouldn't it be easier
if we just installed
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a little bar in the pavilion?
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You wouldn't have to schlep to the pub.
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Ramdani, settle a controversy
from a city perspective.
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I think the government's gone
absolutely mad.
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I mean, austerity on top of inflation.
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Really have to think about
the little guy in all this.
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Now the bloody Chancellor's
threatening this emergency budget.
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Well, one of my friends working
in Whitehall says
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he's about to slash taxes
for the top earners.
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Yeah, it's a bet on Britain.
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Low-tax, high-growth society,
proper trickle-down supply-side economics.
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Well, if he announces half the things
they're suggesting tomorrow,
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we're in for a good couple of years.
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Well, at least people like us are anyway.
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I mean, can't be all bad, Nicky.
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Slashing inheritance tax must be
worth a few quid, right?
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Well, yes, I need every penny I can get.
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Nicholas, you're making us feel bad
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for getting such a good deal
on the cottage.
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Well, you did get it at a discount.
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The dowager's favorite gamekeeper
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let your new house go to seed
when he lived in it.
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I honestly think he was fucking
the old bat in there.
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I like the decor you've chosen. Smart.
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Leave it to Rishi,
it would be Santorini white
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with a load of silver Christmas ornaments.
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Do you like me playing
with my wet little pussy?
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Remember to leave a tip.
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Fuck, you're sexy.
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Shit!
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It's okay. It's okay.
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Fuck.
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Nothing better than Christmas in Somerset.
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Beats living in the city, eh, old boy?
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Go on, then.
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Sharing is caring.
I like a white Christmas.
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Oh, thanks.
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Roger's settling in with me rather well.
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- Who?
- The dog, your dog.
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- Well, I guess now my dog.
- Yeah, his name's Rajah.
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Is that a traditional name?
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Well, it's from Aladdin.
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- Right.
- So...
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Look, I’ve engaged an architect
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- on the pavilion, you know?
- Oh, yeah.
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Not a cheap guy.
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The drawings he sent me,
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they still retain
the spirit of this place,
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but make it more practical, you know?
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More 21st century.
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And it's technically
on my piece of land now, so...
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I've got a local guy doing one of these
for the solar fields we're building.
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They look like absolute shit.
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Well, listen.
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His point is that we're not maximizing
the space, you know?
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So... Okay, we could knock down all--
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Well, not knock down. I mean...
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I mean cosmetic changes.
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Add a five-seater bar,
a pool table, a video wall,
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so people can watch the Test match
with their bitters.
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- It's gonna be Eden, mate.
- Yeah.
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- I'm building something for the community.
- What about the pictures?
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The founder's wall?
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Yes. Yeah, that's the centerpiece.
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That brings it all together.
That's history.
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I'd never get rid of that.
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My great-great-grandfather
was very particular
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about the pavilion when he built it.
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He bowled a mean off-break,
a proto-off-break, apparently.
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The old genius is safe on my wall.
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Rishi, why haven't you
turned out for this lot yet?
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Bet you have a beautiful punch
of a cover drive.
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I thought you said you opened
the batting at school?
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Yeah, I got a chronic ankle injury.
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No, you don't.
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Diana knows how much
the pavilion means to the village.
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We spent so many summers together here.
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Dad forced me.
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Do you think I have to properly
engage Nicolas and the elders
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before I break ground on the pavilion?
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I think whatever you're pursuing
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with this fucking
cricket pavilion renovation
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is a bit of a folly.
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It's just simpler to let them be.
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Who've you been talking to?
Has Nicholas got into your head?
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You don't need to do it.
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We've spent enough money on the house.
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Have we? Barely touched it.
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Looks like the sort of place
we'd send your parents to die.
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I worry we're overextending ourselves.
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I wish you'd let me help
manage our finances.
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We're fine! Okay? That's my area. So...
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Did you listen to my interview
with Bessel van der Kolk?
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- He wrote The Body Keeps the Score?
- Yeah, 'course I did.
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Your back irritations may be
internal issues presenting externally.
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I told you Rajah was
hypoallergenic anyway.
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There was no need to give him away.
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I can hear the blood rush around my head.
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It's so quiet here.
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You know, sometimes, my hours
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are dangerously empty
while you're at work.
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One of my exes from Newcastle
texted me last week.
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Pathetic attempt at reconnection.
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He's thick as shit.
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Amazing body.
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But after the text,
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I imagined him fucking me
over our kitchen table.
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And I made myself come.
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Why the fuck would you say that to me?
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Sorry.
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Sorry, I was trying to turn you on.
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Yeah, well, you're a fucking mother.
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- Can I help you?
- Yeah, is Rishi in?
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Yeah? I just thought I'd come
and pay my respects
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with something small for the little one.
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I'm Vinay, Rishi's mate.
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Vinay, of course.
You were at school with Rishi, right?
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- Guilty.
- Do you wanna come in?
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I don't want to impose.
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Don't be ridiculous. Yeah, come in.
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Cool, thank you.
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We smoking a bit of the devil's lettuce?
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Cheeky toke.
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- Hey!
- Vinay. Hey, hey.
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- What's up?
- Good to see you.
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- How you doing?
- Yeah, good.
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What are you doing here?
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To the manor born.
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It's good. Suits you, man.
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You know, I just thought,
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I haven't come and seen
your new, beautiful home yet.
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I thought I'd come and drop something off
for the little bambino.
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- Just a little something, you know?
- Thanks.
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So, you're selling a house in the area?
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Rish, didn't you mention
Vinay was in property?
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- Yeah. Yeah, no, I am. Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
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Listen, let's go for a walk.
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I wanna show you around the new grounds.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, let's...
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- We can go now, and then--
- Okay!
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, cool.
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Take it easy on the old...
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- Yeah, you go on. I'll catch up.
- Okay.
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- Yeah.
- Nice to meet you.
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I won't be long.
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This Nicholas...
The geezer who sold it to me,
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he's one of those poshos
who's asset-rich but illiquid.
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Can't even afford
to heat his own gaff, you know?
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So, he sold me a few acres,
the gamekeeper's cottage,
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this pavilion.
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I mean, it's mine,
but it feels like it's theirs.
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You know, these local fuckers,
they're so hopped up on nostalgia,
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they won't even let me tear it down
to build a good thing.
247
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But you were fucking shit at cricket.
248
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,160
Why are you now obsessed with a pavilion?
249
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,040
Look, bro, it's impractical
for me to come out here, okay?
250
00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,200
You need to stop avoiding me.
251
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,800
I'm not avoiding you, bro.
252
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,360
Okay, look, I gave you leeway
on repayment of the initial,
253
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but you can't miss two weeks vig in a row.
254
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That's 20 grand.
255
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,440
I don't have that cash
on me right now, okay?
256
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,720
But I'm collecting
from my syndicate tomorrow.
257
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,520
What are you talking about?
Listen to me.
258
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,200
Your horses are not fucking
coming in, bro, okay?
259
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,080
And how are people still buying in
if you're not showing them any returns?
260
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Excuse me!
261
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,680
Can I help you, gentlemen?
262
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There's no loitering by here.
263
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Loitering?
264
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- I own the fucking place.
- Oh!
265
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,000
Sorry, Mr. Ramadani.
266
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,720
I didn't recognize you
with your friend there.
267
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Dark out tonight, innit?
268
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Come on.
269
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No problem. No problem at all.
270
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,520
So, listen, I'll come
to your office tomorrow, yeah?
271
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I've got team drinks.
272
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,120
Oh! I'll send you the details, you know?
273
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,600
I'll make you whole. You know I will.
274
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Fuck.
275
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,240
Morning, Rishi!
276
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Thanks for being
such a generous host last night.
277
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- Really feeling it today.
- Me too.
278
00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,800
Feels like I've been fucked in the ass
by a Russian circus.
279
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,120
Nicholas, what are you doing in my garden
at five in the morning?
280
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,320
Sorry. Just saw the hedge from my window,
not being maintained.
281
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,000
I tend towards a flailed hedge.
282
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,760
- Sure.
- Yeah. Just a quick thing.
283
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,760
Personally, I love the car.
I think it's a lot of fun.
284
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,080
I think a few of the older people
in the village would prefer
285
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,000
if you eased off the accelerator
in the dawn and twilight hours.
286
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,240
Right. No, I hear you. I hear you.
287
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,760
But we are so delighted
at how you and Diana
288
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have assimilated into our community.
289
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,880
I mean, I've known Diana
since she was four, you know?
290
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,040
Yeah, you said.
291
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,640
It's lovely when people come back
to where they're from.
292
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:35,440
And thanks so much for being so engaged
and forward-thinking about the pavilion.
293
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,400
I think, again, a few of the older crowd
would find it hard to let go.
294
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,000
Not me, necessarily.
295
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:43,000
I had a quiet word with Diana,
and she tends to agree.
296
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,520
Yeah, listen, I've...
297
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,840
I've got an actual job to get to,
so see you later.
298
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,240
All right.
299
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,040
- See you, Rishi.
- See you later.
300
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,240
You got that 2K for the horses?
301
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,920
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I've got it,
but I'm having second thoughts.
302
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,160
Fine. Miss out. Fuck off.
303
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,920
Mate, listen, I've done everything I can
to palm Risk Control off.
304
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,520
Just ignore them, okay?
They're jobsworth pests.
305
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,840
Okay, but...
306
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,960
Listen, you've been adding
to the sterling long
307
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,440
for the best part of, what, a quarter now?
308
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,200
At least since the Lumi IPO.
309
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,720
Risk are a call away
310
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,880
from coming onto the floor
and blowing the lid on you.
311
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,040
Just ignore them.
312
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,720
Whoever's junior you've been talking to,
tell their boss to call me.
313
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,080
Capiche?
314
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,680
- Garçon!
- Yes, sir.
315
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,360
- Morning, sir.
- There you go.
316
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,480
Thank you.
317
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,760
Listen, do you really
wanna call their bluff?
318
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,480
Listen, it'll all be sorted
after the budget announcement.
319
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,560
- Okay?
- No--
320
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,080
I'm running my view,
the view I get paid to have and enact.
321
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,240
You're running
a 625 million-quid position.
322
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,760
Keep your fucking voice down.
323
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,400
No. Almost half of that is on my book.
324
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,520
You're 45 million
over your 300-million risk limit.
325
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,600
I'm nearly 20 below mine.
326
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,400
Man, I'm tired of living
with the stress of this.
327
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,880
It's not good for my like...
328
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,440
Yeah.
329
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,640
- ...mental health.
- Yeah, I've been invited to stay...
330
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,800
Your what?
331
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,480
LeviathanAlpha are asking
for cable prices
332
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,520
- heading into the headline announcement.
- Okay.
333
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,800
- Ping me Harper’s direct dial.
- On your email.
334
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,360
- Thank you, sweetie.
- ...Iceland pigs-in-blankets...
335
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,840
LeviathanAlpha.
336
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,560
Who's the only market maker you know
337
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,320
with a bouquet more compelling
than a Parisian perfumier?
338
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,920
- Hello, Rishi.
- In one, doll. Listen.
339
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,760
Because money heals antipathy
as fast as it creates it,
340
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,560
I was hoping we could allow
341
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,840
the blissful sanctuary
of a business transaction
342
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,160
to be our first step to closure.
343
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:57,880
I'm listening.
344
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,720
- What are you doing in FX?
- Why would I tell you that?
345
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,480
Well, I'm a buyer of pounds.
346
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,080
Any color on what Goldman's doing?
347
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,840
Okay, but this is quid pro quo,
348
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,600
and if I ever need any color
on anything in the future,
349
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,640
you're a fucking rainbow.
350
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,800
Capiche?
351
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:17,080
I spoke with Daria on Goldman's macro desk
this morning. They are short cable.
352
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,360
Daria?
353
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,600
What, she's dealing with you again?
How'd you swing that?
354
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,640
I have the money
to pay her to like me now.
355
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,560
All right, Goldman's a seller.
356
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,240
Fine, that's more liquidity.
You know, they're...
357
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,400
They're thinking too long-term.
358
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,040
I'm interested in trading minutes here.
359
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,920
You're betting against GS?
Why are you the other side?
360
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,520
They're always right on macro-catalysts.
361
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:40,200
We took a tiny, low-conviction cable long
into the emergency budget.
362
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,840
I have it on decent authority
363
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,040
that they're slated
to cut the top rate of tax.
364
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,320
Don't tease me, H. I don't like foreplay.
If you're gonna put it in, put it in.
365
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,520
Charming.
366
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,560
If they're gonna do
something that politically loud,
367
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,880
I think my view on the scale
of the budget is vindicated.
368
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,560
Okay. I don't know what to tell you.
369
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,040
Whisper is it's happening.
370
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,040
- What's Harper saying?
- Top rate tax cut.
371
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:05,840
Is this really the best time
372
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,880
to be testing investors' willingness
to lend to the UK?
373
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,880
Like, do they understand
how macroeconomics work?
374
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,800
It's high-risk, high-reward.
Mega-bullish.
375
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,160
Is it?
376
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,280
I mean, if the UK can't pay its debt,
then the pound's gonna be in the toilet.
377
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,120
I didn't know Milton Friedman
wore Manolos.
378
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,600
That's because these are Bottega, so...
379
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,200
But it's a big bet on Britain!
380
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,320
Okay.
381
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,280
Is that Risk again?
382
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,240
No. It's...
383
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,400
It's HR.
384
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,040
Someone in our team found a few comments.
385
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,240
Wonder if I read a couple,
they might jog your memory?
386
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,840
Apparently, of one female client,
words were uttered to the effect of...
387
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,840
"She looks like the type of thick cunt
who swallows her mouthwash."
388
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,000
Sorry, I don't even know what that means.
389
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,400
"That's why I date crazy women."
390
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,400
"The corollary of them
being fucked in the head
391
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:13,400
is that they suck cock like a veal calf."
392
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,440
Is this funny to you?
393
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,880
Yeah, what's the purpose of this meeting?
394
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,680
Are you accusing me of something?
395
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,320
Our HR team found an anonymous subreddit
396
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,240
called "Overheard at Pierpoint."
397
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,160
Okay. So, was I mentioned by name?
398
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,280
We have unofficial,
non-specific complaints
399
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,200
about your lexicon
being rather aggressive.
400
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,840
And your floor was mentioned.
401
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,640
We localized our suspicions to you.
402
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:40,960
Oh, suspicions?
403
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,920
Let me just get this right.
This was anonymous.
404
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,280
It was uncorroborated.
405
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,240
And I wasn't even mentioned by name.
406
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,520
What are you, the fucking Stasi?
407
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,480
You dragged me off my desk
for this unsubstantiated horseshit!
408
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,040
I think it's in your
and the bank's best interest
409
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,440
that I go and do my job, yeah?
410
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,680
Cheers, guys. This has been great.
411
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,720
There's nothing to it, mate.
412
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,720
It's pissy gossip on a pissy website.
413
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:12,880
Rish, let's be straight.
414
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,120
Your language is a bit unadulterated.
415
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,000
- You're a little blue.
- You're not serious.
416
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,720
Why would I censor myself?
417
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,080
The contract in this place is simple.
418
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,360
As long as I'm making money, I'm free.
419
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,600
Some might argue that it's not decent.
420
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,640
Oh, fucking hell. "Decent"?
421
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,480
You trap everyone into a power game
422
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,920
where they don't know
where they stand with you,
423
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,800
and I'm punished for talking straight?
424
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,520
Who are you talking about?
425
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,360
Who aren't I talking about?
426
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,760
Maybe if you spoke straight
to your fucking talented protégé,
427
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,480
you wouldn't have felt the need
to fire her for outgunning you.
428
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,320
Replacing her with some tidy skirt
who brightens your mornings.
429
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,160
Watch your mouth.
430
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,520
You used to be
an equal-opportunities cunt.
431
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,880
And fair fucks to you,
432
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:02,640
you know, 'cause this,
this is a trading floor.
433
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,680
Some people might read your hyper-machismo
434
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,720
as a direct correlation
to your appetite for risk.
435
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,840
Is this your way
of softening me up for a firing?
436
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,920
What, the bank suddenly gives a fuck
about the way I talk after 15 years?
437
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,680
Yeah, how rich.
438
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:22,040
Risk just called me.
439
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,480
Yeah? What do they want?
440
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,040
You're running
a 300-million sterling position.
441
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,600
Is this correct?
442
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,920
Adler raised my risk limit
for the Lumi IPO.
443
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:40,800
You're kidding me, right?
444
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,720
He raised it for a 12-hour period!
445
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,720
Not fucking house money to play with!
446
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,840
That'll blow our whole year!
447
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:57,200
Risk told me to get you
to close the position, stop loss.
448
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,600
It's a bit fucking late for a stop-loss,
wouldn't you say?
449
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,600
Eric, we have got no choice but to run it.
450
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,960
Rish, MD to MD.
451
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,240
I had a brave face on
in that morning meeting.
452
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:15,480
We may be on the precipice of a crisis.
453
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:22,560
You realize you're the face
of Lumi's failure, right?
454
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,920
It was your gormless face
staring out at the audience at COP.
455
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,200
You noticed how the team spoke to you.
456
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,840
You've lost the dressing room.
457
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,800
- Do you think that's the kind of guy I am?
- I have no idea.
458
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,240
It's just who you are at work, right?
459
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,320
Is that you?
460
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,280
I don't know. I don't really care.
461
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,840
Do you regret fucking me or something?
462
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,240
Hell no.
463
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,680
I like short, sharp demands.
They work for me.
464
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,400
Funny. Is that why you sell your pussy
on the World Wide Web?
465
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,800
And I'm the one
that's meant to be devolved.
466
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,880
- Keep your fucking voice down!
- What did Tyler from Idaho
467
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,480
- buy you off your wish list?
- Fuck off!
468
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,760
So, it wasn't you who snitched on me?
469
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,320
Yeah. Are we gonna have this review then?
470
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,520
I need to get out of London...
471
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,480
My work?
472
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,840
You haven't even looked at
the risk analysis I've been working on.
473
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,120
Fuck it. I'm giving you
ten out of ten, anyway.
474
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,160
Tick every box, "Exceptional."
475
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,360
'Cause you, my friend,
have been a stellar hire. Yeah?
476
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,880
- Acknowledge my fucking work.
- I acknowledge that mouth.
477
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,920
- What if I left my wife for you?
- Yeah, okay.
478
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,400
Please go away.
479
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,640
Can't believe the Tories have been
in power for 14 years
480
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,320
and then they have the front to do this.
481
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,720
- It's certainly bold.
- What?
482
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,600
The Chancellor just cut
the top rate of tax.
483
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,640
Congratulations, hon.
Guess you were right.
484
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,040
- The Lord is my bitch!
- My phone! Rishi, my phone!
485
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,640
- Gotta go!
- Really? God. Dickhead.
486
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,440
Yeah! Come on! Yeah!
487
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,360
Sorry.
488
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,840
Do you know what day it is?
It's Christmas Day!
489
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,440
Sorry! Get a bag in!
490
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,800
Prick!
491
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,240
Yes, I owe you a beer!
492
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,840
Watch it, watch it, watch out.
493
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,520
What the fuck is going on?
494
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,440
Why is cable gapping down 250 points?
495
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,520
It's totally unprecedented.
496
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,600
None of our in-house macro-economists
saw it coming.
497
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,440
Anraj! Anraj, is there any color
on this sell-off?
498
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,760
Fucking bond market hates this.
499
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,320
The pound's getting fucked
seven ways to Sunday.
500
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,400
Britain's a basket case
and the world is pricing it.
501
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,560
That's not good for sterling.
502
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,440
Right, but The Telegraph
called it the best budget
503
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,000
that's been delivered
by a historic margin.
504
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,440
It tells you everything that.
505
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,320
If anyone deserves a firework
shoved up their ass
506
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,800
on the fifth Sunday after Epiphany,
507
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,960
it's the Chancellor.
508
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,760
Yeah, one of the Three Wise Men certainly
didn't bring Jesus's top-rate tax cut.
509
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,640
Yeah, H. What's this price action?
510
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,800
What the fuck is going on?
511
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,200
Hearing some chatter that
the budget roll-out's been mismanaged.
512
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,480
The government was warned
the market might take it badly
513
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,840
and they ran with it anyway.
514
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,520
Just got an IB from a connected client
515
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,360
saying this was all
the Chancellor's wet dream,
516
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,440
and he didn't even run it
past the Cabinet!
517
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,640
- Rishi, you managing this?
- I'm-- I am--
518
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,000
Sterling gapping lower now
on rumors of policy mismanagement.
519
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,400
Get the fuck off my hoot!
520
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,920
Don't push me.
521
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,320
I know the macro environment's on fire,
522
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,720
but tomorrow morning
we need a team powwow.
523
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,480
Bit of an inventory. HR related.
524
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:08,600
Come on. Are you kidding me?
525
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,400
Surely this is not
an apposite time for that.
526
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,920
- No, but they've just mandated it.
- Fucking hell!
527
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,960
Mate, what are you gonna do about Risk?
528
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:18,280
- The position is worse now.
- Yeah, it's all gravy with Eric.
529
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,520
Look at me.
530
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,200
I know it was you.
531
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,800
The snitch. I know it was you.
532
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,920
Mate, I have no idea what you're on about.
533
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,720
Doors closing.
534
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,840
Lift going down.
535
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,640
Going down, going down, going down...
536
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,560
Doors opening.
537
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,840
Yes, bro?
538
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,880
- Yo, who's this?
- Friend.
539
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:17,840
Are you serious about this?
540
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,480
I'm serious about the 20 grand, Rish.
Where is it?
541
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,280
How are you in finance and so broke?
542
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,600
Look, whatever this is, man,
there's no need for it.
543
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,440
Okay, I'm-- I'm getting it now.
544
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,800
I'm just waiting for people
in the syndicate to cough up.
545
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,280
Come on, I'm collecting. Just...
546
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,280
You just stay here,
I'll be 20 minutes, tops.
547
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:38,960
Yeah, I swear it.
548
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,200
Gates. Gates!
549
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,760
You got my two grand?
550
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:52,960
Happy Christmas.
551
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,600
Yeah, it's printing money, boss.
552
00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,160
Nice one.
553
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,040
I shit myself.
554
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,200
Listen. You got my money, the 2K?
555
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,040
Yeah, I mean...
556
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,200
Man, I've got rent, you know.
Cost of living, man.
557
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,960
Be a fucking man, yeah?
558
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,440
- Okay, yeah.
- Yeah.
559
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,040
- Yeah...
- Come on, I got it.
560
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,920
I'll count it. I trust you.
I trust you, bro.
561
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:16,960
Wise soul.
562
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,960
You got some truth out of that one.
563
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,080
You would think after 25 years...
564
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,760
I know we've had a bit of a day, so...
565
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:31,680
- It's under control, right?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
566
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,800
Nothing that a a cool eight grand
can’t fix between pals.
567
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,000
- Happy holidays.
- Impressed!
568
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,680
If I knew it was so easy
to make money in horses,
569
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,360
I may have leaned into it a little more.
570
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,960
I mean, don't denigrate my expertise.
571
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,080
Simplicity belies the complexity.
572
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,240
Okay.
573
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,760
Look, Eric, Eric, Eric...
574
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,520
Forget about picking winners, yeah?
That's for mug punters.
575
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,320
My next snag has just moved
to a top Irish yard.
576
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,280
Okay? I've got an inside contact who said
577
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,760
they'll switch the feed for the horse
48 hours before he runs.
578
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,040
Like he's had a dodgy korma.
579
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,840
You can't lose on that loser.
580
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,240
That 8K, it's not working very hard
for you in your blazer pocket, so...
581
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,960
Forgive me for not trusting you.
582
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,800
Yeah.
583
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,000
Go on, take it out of my pocket.
584
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:20,640
Let's pretend it was never real.
585
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:21,840
It's Christmas.
586
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,960
There's an extra 200 in there.
I was gonna tip the shoeshine.
587
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,040
Rishi Rish! What you sayin', bruv?
588
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,360
What you got for me?
589
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,160
Forgive me, man.
590
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,240
I-- I don’t have it. I...
591
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:56,840
None of it?
592
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,600
Okay, listen. Listen.
593
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,800
It's sound, okay?
594
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,480
Birthyear, yeah? I got it for 12.
595
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,920
But the Arabs at Burlington Arcade,
I swear to you, they'll pay 18 plus.
596
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,320
Box and papers too, man.
597
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,640
Doesn't it have sentimental value?
598
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,360
I decided I hate nostalgia, so...
599
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,400
Are you all right, bro? Honestly though?
600
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,360
How deep are you in, really?
601
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,960
How much you conned
your colleagues out of?
602
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:28,760
I'm-- I'm in a hole, man.
603
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,640
I'm in a hole.
604
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,040
It's cool, it's cool.
605
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,800
I love this time of year for the jumps.
606
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,960
- I've got a good tip for you actually.
- Yeah?
607
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,760
I know you owe me 200 Gs, plus the vig...
608
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:55,200
but I could spot you 50 Gs if you want
for New Year's Day racing at Exeter?
609
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,320
That's if you're still even
betting on horses.
610
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,480
- Nah. Nah.
- Nah?
611
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,280
You're all right, man. You're good.
612
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,560
Enjoy the timepiece, though.
613
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,640
- Okay.
- Yeah?
614
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,240
This will probably buy you
a couple of days. Week for a friend.
615
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,080
- Yeah. Thank you, man.
- All right?
616
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,240
- Safe.
- Yeah, cheers.
617
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,920
- Appreciate you, man.
- Yeah, cool.
618
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,080
The lot.
619
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,520
Cheers.
620
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,680
Change.
621
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,400
Seventeen.
622
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,040
Nineteen, stick, blackjack.
623
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,480
Nine, seventeen.
624
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,240
Twenty-one.
625
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,160
Twenty.
626
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,280
Come on.
627
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:58,880
Change.
628
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,640
Sixteen, seven, eighteen.
629
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,720
Thirteen, fifteen.
630
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:15,600
Eighteen.
631
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,600
Ten. Doubles.
632
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,560
Twenty-one.
633
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,560
All in?
634
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,720
- Twenty.
- Come on.
635
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,480
Fifteen.
636
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:32,920
Too many.
637
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,000
Yes!
638
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,120
Yes, I'll have two vodkas.
639
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,720
We'll have two mixers as well, yeah?
640
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,920
And a round of shots. Great.
641
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,000
Come on, come round onto the table.
642
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,280
Yeah! Victory!
643
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,200
Wow!
644
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,080
- That's my fucking girlfriend.
- Take it easy, man.
645
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,920
- What the fuck!
- Get the fuck off me!
646
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,640
The fuck you doing, man? Get off me!
647
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,960
Fucking fat Paki cunt!
648
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,280
Fucking dickhead! I'll fucking kill you!
649
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,640
All of it.
650
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,480
- Yeah, come on.
- There you are.
651
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000
Cheers.
652
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,120
Hello, sir.
653
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,520
Hundred change.
654
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,120
Place your bets.
655
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:56,960
Placed on black.
656
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:00,920
Number 23, red.
657
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,000
No more bets.
658
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,080
No more bets, thank you.
All money goes on black.
659
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,280
Number 32, red.
660
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,920
Sorry, sir, no cash.
The cashier is open.
661
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,600
Sir, you forgot something.
662
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,360
Where the fuck are you?
663
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,160
I-- I stayed in London.
664
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,320
Fucking again!
665
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,960
Okay, I'm just heading to work.
666
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,240
Do you think I'm fucking dense?
Who were you with?
667
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,760
What have you taken?
668
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,880
I've been up all night with our child
669
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,160
and you've been fucking off
and drinking again.
670
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:18,960
Where've you been?
671
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,840
What the fuck happened to your face?
672
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,440
Walked into a door.
673
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:34,120
Oh, man.
674
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,320
Mate.
675
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,320
Mate, what am I gonna do?
676
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:42,560
What am I gonna do?
The FCA is gonna pull my license.
677
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,200
Hey, what happened to your face?
678
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,080
When are you gonna shave
that fucking thing off?
679
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,920
You look like you've been sipping shit.
680
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,800
It's a new look.
681
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,960
No, it's a cry for help, okay? Just...
682
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,480
Fuck.
683
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,000
Fuck. Why is sterling trading even worse?
684
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,360
Eric. Eric...
685
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,440
Eric, what are your gilt mates saying?
686
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,440
How the fuck are we almost
at parity with the dollar?
687
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,280
Football is called soccer now.
688
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:11,960
You dealt with that issue, right?
689
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,360
I don't want another call from Risk.
690
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,520
Well, haven't you seen?
691
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,800
Pension funds have been almost wiped out
from long-dated yields exploding.
692
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,000
Bank of England supports gilts now.
693
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,440
Surely this is unsustainable.
694
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,440
How far are these fucking Tories
gonna let this slide?
695
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,360
So they're "fucking" Tories now, are they?
696
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,160
The worm has turned.
697
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,760
What is it, mate?
698
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,000
Why are you looking at me
like you wanna slip it in? Huh?
699
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,600
You've never seen a shiner before?
700
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,720
What did he say then?
701
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,480
Yas, come on, tell me.
What the fuck did he just say?
702
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,360
I don't know.
He's speaking in Egyptian Arabic.
703
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,000
Look-- No, you do. Just tell me.
704
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,480
Just tell me. Come on, what did he say?
It's fine. I can take it.
705
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,560
I'd rather not say.
706
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,400
Shut up!
707
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,760
Yo, yo, Mo Salah.
708
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,920
Mo Salah! You waltz around here
like a fucking melt in your Versace gear.
709
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,720
Who the fuck are you?
What are you doing here?
710
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,840
You're in my personal space.
711
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:42,880
We need to spend
a minimum 15 minutes in here.
712
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,600
Anyone wanna share anything?
713
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,800
Does anyone wanna share anything about
714
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:55,800
how they feel about working on our desk?
715
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,760
Come on, guys,
let's not tart this up. We're...
716
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,400
We're here because of me.
717
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,200
I mean, you're making this about you.
718
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,600
Fuck's sake.
719
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,600
I-- I knew you grassed on me.
720
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,280
- What?
- So, what are we here for?
721
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,040
Okay, what-- Was it you?
722
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,320
What are you talking about?
723
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:17,160
Someone's been leaking
some of our more choice language
724
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,880
to an internet forum.
725
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,160
God.
726
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,200
Do we really need a committee
on how we speak to each other
727
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,520
instead of just, you know,
speaking to each other?
728
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,280
Was it you who snitched?
729
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,600
Come on, just tell me.
Which one of you snitched?
730
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,440
- Come on, just tell me.
- Why are you assuming it's a woman?
731
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:38,040
Maybe it was
a disgruntled former employee,
732
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,560
like Kenny.
733
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:44,560
Rish, mate, I think
some people may see it...
734
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,680
you know, the way you speak,
as a bit... backwards.
735
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,280
One, I'm sorry
for trying to make you laugh.
736
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,960
It's a bit of bounce.
737
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,800
It's what makes me good at my job.
738
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,440
It's misogynistic.
739
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,040
If you don't exude confidence,
740
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,160
clients will-- they'll just run you over!
741
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,360
God.
742
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,560
Were you always like this?
743
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,000
Come on, what difference does it make?
744
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,720
Okay, you adapt.
745
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,000
You make people uncomfortable.
746
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:14,720
That's it.
747
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:18,000
Christ! Am I losing my mind here?
748
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,400
All this circle-jerking
about how we feel
749
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,680
and how our words have consequences.
750
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:33,000
And all this proxy culture war
navel-gazing that we're doing.
751
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,600
Guys, there's-- China is slowly growing
more powerful. Come on!
752
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,120
Anraj.
753
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,080
Anraj, come on.
754
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,800
Come on, do I make you uncomfortable?
755
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,200
Tell...
756
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:48,920
Tell them, come on.
757
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,320
Well, sometimes...
758
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,000
Sometimes I'm scared to come into work.
759
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:02,640
Because I'm worried about...
760
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:07,680
you know, how you're gonna talk to me.
761
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,880
New catalyst on the tape.
762
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,960
The Chancellor's expected
to make a statement in five minutes.
763
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,680
What are clients doing, please?
764
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,320
There's no real conviction as to whether
it's a double down or a rollback.
765
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,880
So, it's a coin toss where sterling goes.
766
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,160
Hello? Rish, I have Harper on the line.
She wants to buy pounds.
767
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,800
Yeah, patch me in.
768
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,240
Hey, are you a buyer
into this announcement?
769
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,840
Good morning to you too.
770
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:53,360
- Can you fill me on this trade?
- Why are you buying?
771
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,480
Come on,
what's your read on the announcement?
772
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,160
- What do you know?
- I have conviction.
773
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,720
Okay, where's it from?
774
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:03,480
I have a source. Can you help or not?
775
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,040
H, I’m not actually axed that way.
776
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,640
Fuck. Buyer of pounds.
Someone knows something.
777
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,320
Someone knows something.
778
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,640
All salespeople, listen up!
779
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,440
- I'm a buyer of pounds!
- What the fuck are you doing?
780
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,840
Pierpoint is a buyer of cable.
781
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,200
Any salesperson worth two bullets
gets me pounds.
782
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,800
Get on the phones!
783
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,400
- What are you doing?
- Anraj, what is he doing?
784
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,480
He's taken over my book.
785
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,920
He's running an extra 300 million on it.
786
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,040
He-- I don't know what to do.
He forced me.
787
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,720
What's your bid on 150 million? Tudor.
788
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,200
- Fuck it, I'm 80 bid.
- Eighty bid.
789
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,000
Yeah, done at 1.0880.
790
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,160
Rish, I have sterling for you.
I wanna see your bid.
791
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,840
- Stop trading now!
- Fuck that!
792
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,520
Yas, speak. Eric, let me do my job!
793
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,680
- Avatar wants your bid for 200.
- Thirty bid on nine.
794
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,640
Yours, 200 done at 1.0930.
795
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,160
How big is his position now?
796
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,800
- Close to a full yard.
- What?
797
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,600
A billion pounds. I'm calling security!
798
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,800
Mine, mine, mine!
799
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,440
Rishi, step away from your terminal!
800
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:58,480
Mine, mine!
801
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,160
Look at the tape! Look at the tape!
802
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,880
Chancellor reveals plans to reverse
almost all provisions made in the budget,
803
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,440
including top-rate tax.
804
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,440
This is a full-scale rollback.
805
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,440
Repeat, they've set fire to their plans.
806
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,840
Fuck.
807
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,560
Sterling is rallying here.
808
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:15,520
It is gapping up.
809
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,160
It's gapping up, baby!
810
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,400
Oh my God!
Talk about an emergency rate hike.
811
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,400
The MPC are raising rates
by 200 basis points.
812
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,760
You are fucking kidding me.
813
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,800
The biggest rise in UK interest rates
in 27 years.
814
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,480
Sterling back through our level now.
815
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,920
We're in profit.
I need to offer the position ASAP.
816
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,520
Could someone get me out
of this long, please?
817
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,200
Any salesperson? I'm a seller up here!
818
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,720
- Double sales credits!
- I have a buyer.
819
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,960
- Al-Mi'raj in size.
- Yeah, any size like that.
820
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,520
Okay, okay, okay.
821
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,360
What’s your offer on a yard of sterling?
822
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,120
- Seventy!
- Seventy.
823
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,280
Mine.
824
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,120
- Done at 1.1370!
- Yes!
825
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,040
Rule Britannia.
826
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:09,160
Yes? Do you want something?
827
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,520
Eric? Eric, can you call off the gendarme?
828
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,200
Yeah? We have a fucking understanding,
don't we?
829
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:15,720
- Yes, we do.
- Thank you.
830
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,640
We've made 18 million
across our books.
831
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,160
You're not even a good trader.
832
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,560
You're just lucky.
833
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,240
Yeah?
834
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,720
Tell me, what's the difference?
835
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,440
You’re a gentleman.
836
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,680
Doors closing.
837
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,000
Lift going down.
838
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,800
Wait, I've just got an email saying
that you resigned.
839
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,600
I hope it was sunny enough,
840
00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:55,920
and my "let’s still be pals" tone
isn't too insincere.
841
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,840
Okay, but seriously, where are you going?
842
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:04,520
I'm bored working
for this dictatorship of dying men.
843
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,880
Tell me, exactly how does
a "veal calf suck cock"?
844
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,600
I never said that.
845
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:19,320
I wouldn't know.
846
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:27,960
Sloppily... I guess,
but, you know, some intention.
847
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,640
I know you never said that.
848
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:40,320
But I think I wrote a pretty good
approximation of your voice, no?
849
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:45,560
Oh, by the way,
850
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,000
Sweetpea told me you were a bad fuck.
851
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,160
She called you a "five-pump chump."
852
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,240
Doors opening.
853
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,720
But, listen, it was really great
working with you.
854
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,800
Doors closing.
855
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:05,000
Fuck!
856
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,240
- Why do you keep doing this to me?
- Fuck!
857
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,120
Please, just stop!
Just calm down! I'm sorry!
858
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,680
- Who were you fucking last night?
- No one!
859
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,760
You said that we would reset
after the wedding.
860
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,840
- You promised!
- We are! We are!
861
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,440
You fucked some little slag
in the pub toilets
862
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,160
while your pregnant wife
was entertaining your horrid friends.
863
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,640
- Fine, well, I didn't wanna get married!
- Neither did I!
864
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,960
- So, then, why are we married?
- Because I love you!
865
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,280
Yeah, and I love you too!
866
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,160
No, you love your fucking
English country rose.
867
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,280
I...
868
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,440
I don’t wanna be
someone's country wife, okay?
869
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:40,000
Some dull, breeding machine you spunk into
or just someone's fucking mother.
870
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,520
That is not an identity I signed up for.
871
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,120
You don't even fucking eat me anymore.
872
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,440
Eat you any...
873
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,840
You are the one who said you were happy
with me pulling out. Okay?
874
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:53,720
You are the one who said
it would be 99% effective.
875
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,600
I married a partner.
876
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:01,480
You were fun and engaged,
and when you were cruel,
877
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,520
you made sure we were cruel together.
878
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,440
What the fuck happened to that guy?
879
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,080
I didn't force you to move here.
880
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,000
No.
881
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,760
I was under the impression
it was a decision we made together.
882
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:19,960
How much do you owe?
883
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,280
- Two hundred grand.
- Oh, my God.
884
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:40,480
Please.
885
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:42,600
- Are we in danger?
- No.
886
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,160
- Is Hugo in danger?
- No. No.
887
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,000
This wasn't him, okay? Please.
888
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,760
I feel so ashamed.
889
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,560
Your shame is not useful
to me right now, okay?
890
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:58,520
Listen. Your parents, can they--
They can tide me over, right?
891
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,160
They-- they've--
892
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,760
They can maybe give me some, you know,
some liquidity, like a bridge loan?
893
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,280
And my comp's gonna come soon.
894
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,240
Okay, please,
they've got that lying around.
895
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:08,400
I know they do. Please.
896
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,120
You have no idea
what their finances are like.
897
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,720
That's your prejudice.
898
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,880
And I would never ask them, not for this.
899
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,680
Not for anything. Nothing.
900
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,040
Not to fucking foot
your gambling addiction.
901
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,000
I have some money from my media work.
902
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,520
- The podcast, some sponcon stuff.
- Okay.
903
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,360
It's in a separate account.
904
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:37,480
And some savings.
905
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,920
What? You're surprised
my little hobby makes money?
906
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,080
No.
907
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,960
Do you know what being a man is?
908
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,440
It's not how you seem around other men,
909
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:57,200
or what you do to make yourself feel
a certain way around other men.
910
00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:00,160
It's how you treat the people
who expect your love.
911
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:03,440
I’m not perfect.
912
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,040
There's a guy in the village
I have look at house stuff.
913
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,040
I invite him in.
914
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,880
We both know exactly what's going on.
915
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,240
We enjoy it.
916
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,960
Last week I let him go down on me.
917
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:35,160
Did you come?
918
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:40,720
- What difference does it make?
- Did you fucking come?
919
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,080
Yes. A lot.
920
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:51,640
Was it Nicholas?
921
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:56,840
What difference does it make?
922
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,000
Why?
923
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:05,280
Oh, fuck!
924
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:27,360
Yeah.
925
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,000
It's much easier to raise strong boys
926
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
than fix broken men.
927
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:50,520
Di...
928
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,000
Be honest with me.
929
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,400
Do you think I'm a misogynist?
930
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,480
No, you're a chauvinist.
931
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:02,480
What's the difference?
932
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,280
I did a podcast about it.
933
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:10,160
By the way, a bad joke
doesn't make you a bad person.
934
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,120
How do I know what kind of person I am?
935
00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:14,760
Everyone is the same person
they were at seven.
936
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,240
Not even the same person
they were yesterday.
937
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,840
Life is how you muddle
through that contradiction.
938
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,800
Have you noticed that Nicholas
is always on our property?
939
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,640
He still thinks it's his.
940
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,400
You know, I lost my virginity to him.
941
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:37,880
His 18th. Theme was "White Mischief."
942
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,200
I miss the dog.
943
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,400
I told you.
944
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,560
Your back had nothing to do
with that poor boy.
945
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:50,400
Maybe I'm depressed.
946
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,720
Probably need more vitamin D.
947
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:57,320
What? I read darker-skinned people
need to top up.
948
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,240
Make sure Hugo takes a supplement.
949
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,520
What? Is Hugo white?
950
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:08,360
Probably.
951
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:10,960
Such a shame.
952
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,640
We should have never moved here.
953
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:23,600
But we're here now.
We should make it ours.
954
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:10,120
Would a misogynist eat
your pussy this well?
955
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,760
Rajah! Rajah!
956
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,000
Come here, boy! Come here!
957
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,640
- Roger! Roger!
- Rajah! Rajah! Come here!
958
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:39,720
Come here, boy! Good boy.
959
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,800
- Come here. Come here.
- Roger!
960
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,000
- Yeah. Good boy!
- Sorry, Rishi.
961
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:47,600
Yeah, I just want you to know
962
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:51,000
that me and Diana have
a very healthy sex life!
963
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:52,680
And I'm taking my dog back.
964
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,840
It's Rajah, not Roger!
965
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:07,760
Yeah, Vin?
966
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,080
- Yo!
- It's Rish, hi.
967
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,760
Rish, what you saying? Merry Christmas.
968
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:12,160
Merry Christmas, amigo.
969
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got my 200?
970
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:15,680
- Yeah, I have your 200.
- Nice, nice, nice.
971
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,520
- I was thinking...
- Yeah.
972
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:19,960
...let's put 50 of it on your tip.
973
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:21,600
- Yeah?
- You know I'm good for it.
974
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,440
- You manned up.
- No, I like your conviction.
975
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:27,080
And I've got a feeling...
976
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,600
a great feeling, like...
977
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,800
fate is shaving her cunt just for me.
978
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,160
Good boy. Good boy, Rajah.