1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,120 Listen, degenerates. 2 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,520 This is a week you dream about in markets. 3 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,800 Now, there's a lot of noise about Lumi’s developing collapse. 4 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:15,360 But as far as I'm concerned, that's yesterday. 5 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:18,720 I'm watching for drips of color about the government's emergency budget. 6 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:21,560 That is where we make money in the next 48 hours. 7 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,800 So, if you're not buzzing, check your pulse. 8 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,880 Bob, you got that two racks for the horses? 9 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,600 Yeah, man. This is getting a little bit toppy for me. 10 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:32,600 I mean, the initial buy-in was what? A hundred? 11 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,960 - How have we got to 2K? - How much dough have I made you? 12 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,680 Huh? You've seen your bespoke email. 13 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,680 All your returns are there in handsome black and white. 14 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,400 Yeah, but I've never actually held the money. 15 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,560 Come on, Bobby, money is an illusion. 16 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:44,600 It's a social construct built on trust. 17 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,600 Unless you think I'm fucking you or something. 18 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,160 By all means, cash out at any time. 19 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:52,440 I just... I don't want you to miss out on a two-to-one shot second favorite. 20 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:55,760 He won on the bridle last time out, jockey was hands and heels. He's my nap. 21 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,880 I don't know what the fuck you just said, but all right. 22 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,320 Is there any reason why this is so analog? 23 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:06,400 Yeah, people's wives get testy. 24 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:08,840 Anyway, who in history was ever helped by a paper trail? 25 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,560 Obviously, we're all very disappointed with Lumi 26 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,240 going into administration. 27 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:26,040 There were external factors beyond our control. 28 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:29,600 The unfortunate timing of geopolitical commodity pressures-- 29 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,320 No, Eric, you mean a perfectly predictable gas price spike 30 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:34,080 which wasn't adequately modeled by the company 31 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,320 or by Pierpoint. 32 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,600 How heavily invested were Pierpoint Asset Management in Lumi? 33 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,760 Were they invested in Europa or future ones? 34 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:43,000 And what if those pull or fail? 35 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,400 As a sales force, 36 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:50,440 Lumi or any other IPO's failure isn't on us. 37 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:54,840 We aren't to blame for a company's over-ambition. 38 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,600 We've been presented with a product. We sell it. 39 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,720 Tomorrow, there'll be a new product. We sell that. 40 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:03,640 I've been reassured there'll be more green IPOs on the docket 41 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,880 in the next three quarters. 42 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,320 Wait, so I just burned six months of my life for nothing? 43 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:08,960 You got paid, didn't you? 44 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,400 After Europa Gaz postponed, I was talking to another grad in IBD, 45 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,960 and they were saying that the atmosphere there, it's pretty dark. 46 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,840 Your friend should be careful about what he tells you, 47 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,520 given it could be privileged information. 48 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:21,880 And, you know, the fact that socioeconomically challenged people 49 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:23,960 signed up to this by the bucket-load, 50 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,520 and are now having their energy bills gouged 51 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,360 to a point where they can't even meet them. 52 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,680 Lumi committed fraud. 53 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,600 Come on, we don't have time for this Bolshevik shit. 54 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,600 I'm sure the government's working out a way to protect the vulnerable. 55 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:40,040 Apparently, Henry Muck’s being called in front of a government select committee. 56 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,240 Will Pierpoint have to send a representative as well? 57 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:45,960 Why are you looking at me? 58 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,800 Ven, this bleeding-heart thing would be Oscar-winningly endearing 59 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,160 during a quieter week. 60 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,880 I get why Yas and Rob are feeling particularly stung, 61 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,640 given that they were in bed with the CEO. 62 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:55,920 Excuse me? 63 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,400 Rish. 64 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,520 Watch how you address people in here. 65 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:01,120 Yeah, I was speaking figuratively. 66 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,080 What's this got to do with Lumi? 67 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:04,360 Fuck all. 68 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,680 Look, the only catalysts that matter this week 69 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,400 are the emerging details of the government's emergency budget. 70 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,480 How are you axed heading into it? 71 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,160 I'm long sterling. 72 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,920 Against what? 73 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,960 Dollars. I'm long cable. 74 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,800 The market hasn't properly priced these announcements at all. 75 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:23,920 Cutting taxes, throwing fucking coal into the furnace. 76 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:27,120 A proper manifestation of what we truly believe in. 77 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,920 A no-bullshit free market vision. 78 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,440 The ghost of Margaret Thatcher in a handsome Asian kid. 79 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,960 When did you become such a Tory? 80 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,320 When I fell head over heels in love with money, wanker. 81 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:46,560 I hope you don't mind, we're going off-book for Boxing Day. 82 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:50,920 Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall has a very accessible red cabbage biryani. 83 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,000 Mummy, stop flirting. 84 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,600 Did you see George Osbourne at Hauser and Wirth? 85 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,080 - Oh, God. - He seems besotted... 86 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,320 Hannah? 87 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,920 - Are you drinking? - You mind taking Hugo? 88 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,800 Bad timing. He's just spent a dirty penny in there. 89 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,160 - You shouldn't be drinking. - I've pumped. 90 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:13,280 You'd think having a pub on your land would mean faster service. 91 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,040 Whose was the mulled wine? 92 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,280 - And the bitter... - Oh, yeah. 93 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:19,280 Well, wouldn't it be easier if we just installed 94 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:20,800 a little bar in the pavilion? 95 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,960 You wouldn't have to schlep to the pub. 96 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,560 Ramdani, settle a controversy from a city perspective. 97 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:28,760 I think the government's gone absolutely mad. 98 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,240 I mean, austerity on top of inflation. 99 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:33,840 Really have to think about the little guy in all this. 100 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,640 Now the bloody Chancellor's threatening this emergency budget. 101 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,760 Well, one of my friends working in Whitehall says 102 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,920 he's about to slash taxes for the top earners. 103 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,560 Yeah, it's a bet on Britain. 104 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:47,560 Low-tax, high-growth society, proper trickle-down supply-side economics. 105 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:50,320 Well, if he announces half the things they're suggesting tomorrow, 106 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,840 we're in for a good couple of years. 107 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,080 Well, at least people like us are anyway. 108 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,720 I mean, can't be all bad, Nicky. 109 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:00,000 Slashing inheritance tax must be worth a few quid, right? 110 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,600 Well, yes, I need every penny I can get. 111 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,320 Nicholas, you're making us feel bad 112 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,400 for getting such a good deal on the cottage. 113 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:09,520 Well, you did get it at a discount. 114 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:10,960 The dowager's favorite gamekeeper 115 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,080 let your new house go to seed when he lived in it. 116 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,360 I honestly think he was fucking the old bat in there. 117 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:19,560 I like the decor you've chosen. Smart. 118 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,760 Leave it to Rishi, it would be Santorini white 119 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,560 with a load of silver Christmas ornaments. 120 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,800 Do you like me playing with my wet little pussy? 121 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,560 Remember to leave a tip. 122 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,280 Fuck, you're sexy. 123 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,160 Shit! 124 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,120 It's okay. It's okay. 125 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:06,880 Fuck. 126 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,720 Nothing better than Christmas in Somerset. 127 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,080 Beats living in the city, eh, old boy? 128 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:17,640 Go on, then. 129 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,240 Sharing is caring. I like a white Christmas. 130 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:23,960 Oh, thanks. 131 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,760 Roger's settling in with me rather well. 132 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,520 - Who? - The dog, your dog. 133 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:35,720 - Well, I guess now my dog. - Yeah, his name's Rajah. 134 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,440 Is that a traditional name? 135 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,720 Well, it's from Aladdin. 136 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,440 - Right. - So... 137 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,560 Look, I’ve engaged an architect 138 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,520 - on the pavilion, you know? - Oh, yeah. 139 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,040 Not a cheap guy. 140 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,240 The drawings he sent me, 141 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,200 they still retain the spirit of this place, 142 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,640 but make it more practical, you know? 143 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:55,880 More 21st century. 144 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:57,880 And it's technically on my piece of land now, so... 145 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,640 I've got a local guy doing one of these for the solar fields we're building. 146 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,360 They look like absolute shit. 147 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:03,760 Well, listen. 148 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:07,160 His point is that we're not maximizing the space, you know? 149 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,240 So... Okay, we could knock down all-- 150 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:12,640 Well, not knock down. I mean... 151 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,680 I mean cosmetic changes. 152 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:18,960 Add a five-seater bar, a pool table, a video wall, 153 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,040 so people can watch the Test match with their bitters. 154 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:22,360 - It's gonna be Eden, mate. - Yeah. 155 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,680 - I'm building something for the community. - What about the pictures? 156 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,520 The founder's wall? 157 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,280 Yes. Yeah, that's the centerpiece. 158 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,200 That brings it all together. That's history. 159 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,360 I'd never get rid of that. 160 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,200 My great-great-grandfather was very particular 161 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,720 about the pavilion when he built it. 162 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,200 He bowled a mean off-break, a proto-off-break, apparently. 163 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:40,840 The old genius is safe on my wall. 164 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,680 Rishi, why haven't you turned out for this lot yet? 165 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,040 Bet you have a beautiful punch of a cover drive. 166 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,320 I thought you said you opened the batting at school? 167 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:54,200 Yeah, I got a chronic ankle injury. 168 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,600 No, you don't. 169 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,680 Diana knows how much the pavilion means to the village. 170 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,560 We spent so many summers together here. 171 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,960 Dad forced me. 172 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,360 Do you think I have to properly engage Nicolas and the elders 173 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:21,960 before I break ground on the pavilion? 174 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,680 I think whatever you're pursuing 175 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,720 with this fucking cricket pavilion renovation 176 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,040 is a bit of a folly. 177 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:31,040 It's just simpler to let them be. 178 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,600 Who've you been talking to? Has Nicholas got into your head? 179 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,000 You don't need to do it. 180 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,160 We've spent enough money on the house. 181 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:38,840 Have we? Barely touched it. 182 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,680 Looks like the sort of place we'd send your parents to die. 183 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,840 I worry we're overextending ourselves. 184 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,600 I wish you'd let me help manage our finances. 185 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:49,880 We're fine! Okay? That's my area. So... 186 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,360 Did you listen to my interview with Bessel van der Kolk? 187 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,760 - He wrote The Body Keeps the Score? - Yeah, 'course I did. 188 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:04,120 Your back irritations may be internal issues presenting externally. 189 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:07,160 I told you Rajah was hypoallergenic anyway. 190 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,040 There was no need to give him away. 191 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,200 I can hear the blood rush around my head. 192 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,800 It's so quiet here. 193 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:23,480 You know, sometimes, my hours 194 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,440 are dangerously empty while you're at work. 195 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:33,800 One of my exes from Newcastle texted me last week. 196 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,480 Pathetic attempt at reconnection. 197 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:38,800 He's thick as shit. 198 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,400 Amazing body. 199 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,640 But after the text, 200 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,800 I imagined him fucking me over our kitchen table. 201 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,840 And I made myself come. 202 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,360 Why the fuck would you say that to me? 203 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:01,840 Sorry. 204 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,640 Sorry, I was trying to turn you on. 205 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,160 Yeah, well, you're a fucking mother. 206 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,040 - Can I help you? - Yeah, is Rishi in? 207 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,840 Yeah? I just thought I'd come and pay my respects 208 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,480 with something small for the little one. 209 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,400 I'm Vinay, Rishi's mate. 210 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:35,520 Vinay, of course. You were at school with Rishi, right? 211 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:37,760 - Guilty. - Do you wanna come in? 212 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,560 I don't want to impose. 213 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:41,240 Don't be ridiculous. Yeah, come in. 214 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,520 Cool, thank you. 215 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,200 We smoking a bit of the devil's lettuce? 216 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:48,960 Cheeky toke. 217 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,240 - Hey! - Vinay. Hey, hey. 218 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,480 - What's up? - Good to see you. 219 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,560 - How you doing? - Yeah, good. 220 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,240 What are you doing here? 221 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:56,880 To the manor born. 222 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:58,840 It's good. Suits you, man. 223 00:10:58,840 --> 00:10:59,920 You know, I just thought, 224 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:02,360 I haven't come and seen your new, beautiful home yet. 225 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,560 I thought I'd come and drop something off for the little bambino. 226 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,720 - Just a little something, you know? - Thanks. 227 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,760 So, you're selling a house in the area? 228 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Rish, didn't you mention Vinay was in property? 229 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,120 - Yeah. Yeah, no, I am. Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 230 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,640 Listen, let's go for a walk. 231 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,720 I wanna show you around the new grounds. 232 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,120 - Yeah? - Yeah, let's... 233 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,280 - We can go now, and then-- - Okay! 234 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,400 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay, cool. 235 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,760 Take it easy on the old... 236 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,280 - Yeah, you go on. I'll catch up. - Okay. 237 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,080 - Yeah. - Nice to meet you. 238 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,480 I won't be long. 239 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,360 This Nicholas... The geezer who sold it to me, 240 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:45,120 he's one of those poshos who's asset-rich but illiquid. 241 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,800 Can't even afford to heat his own gaff, you know? 242 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:51,080 So, he sold me a few acres, the gamekeeper's cottage, 243 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,840 this pavilion. 244 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,360 I mean, it's mine, but it feels like it's theirs. 245 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,200 You know, these local fuckers, they're so hopped up on nostalgia, 246 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,720 they won't even let me tear it down to build a good thing. 247 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,600 But you were fucking shit at cricket. 248 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,160 Why are you now obsessed with a pavilion? 249 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,040 Look, bro, it's impractical for me to come out here, okay? 250 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,200 You need to stop avoiding me. 251 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,800 I'm not avoiding you, bro. 252 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,360 Okay, look, I gave you leeway on repayment of the initial, 253 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,440 but you can't miss two weeks vig in a row. 254 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,920 That's 20 grand. 255 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,440 I don't have that cash on me right now, okay? 256 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,720 But I'm collecting from my syndicate tomorrow. 257 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,520 What are you talking about? Listen to me. 258 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,200 Your horses are not fucking coming in, bro, okay? 259 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,080 And how are people still buying in if you're not showing them any returns? 260 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,480 Excuse me! 261 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,680 Can I help you, gentlemen? 262 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,680 There's no loitering by here. 263 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Loitering? 264 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,000 - I own the fucking place. - Oh! 265 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,000 Sorry, Mr. Ramadani. 266 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,720 I didn't recognize you with your friend there. 267 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,960 Dark out tonight, innit? 268 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,360 Come on. 269 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,320 No problem. No problem at all. 270 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,520 So, listen, I'll come to your office tomorrow, yeah? 271 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,480 I've got team drinks. 272 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,120 Oh! I'll send you the details, you know? 273 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,600 I'll make you whole. You know I will. 274 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,200 Fuck. 275 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,240 Morning, Rishi! 276 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,080 Thanks for being such a generous host last night. 277 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,680 - Really feeling it today. - Me too. 278 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,800 Feels like I've been fucked in the ass by a Russian circus. 279 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,120 Nicholas, what are you doing in my garden at five in the morning? 280 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,320 Sorry. Just saw the hedge from my window, not being maintained. 281 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,000 I tend towards a flailed hedge. 282 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,760 - Sure. - Yeah. Just a quick thing. 283 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,760 Personally, I love the car. I think it's a lot of fun. 284 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,080 I think a few of the older people in the village would prefer 285 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,000 if you eased off the accelerator in the dawn and twilight hours. 286 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,240 Right. No, I hear you. I hear you. 287 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,760 But we are so delighted at how you and Diana 288 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,560 have assimilated into our community. 289 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,880 I mean, I've known Diana since she was four, you know? 290 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,040 Yeah, you said. 291 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,640 It's lovely when people come back to where they're from. 292 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:35,440 And thanks so much for being so engaged and forward-thinking about the pavilion. 293 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,400 I think, again, a few of the older crowd would find it hard to let go. 294 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,000 Not me, necessarily. 295 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:43,000 I had a quiet word with Diana, and she tends to agree. 296 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,520 Yeah, listen, I've... 297 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,840 I've got an actual job to get to, so see you later. 298 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,240 All right. 299 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,040 - See you, Rishi. - See you later. 300 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,240 You got that 2K for the horses? 301 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,920 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I've got it, but I'm having second thoughts. 302 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,160 Fine. Miss out. Fuck off. 303 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,920 Mate, listen, I've done everything I can to palm Risk Control off. 304 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,520 Just ignore them, okay? They're jobsworth pests. 305 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,840 Okay, but... 306 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,960 Listen, you've been adding to the sterling long 307 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,440 for the best part of, what, a quarter now? 308 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,200 At least since the Lumi IPO. 309 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,720 Risk are a call away 310 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,880 from coming onto the floor and blowing the lid on you. 311 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,040 Just ignore them. 312 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,720 Whoever's junior you've been talking to, tell their boss to call me. 313 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,080 Capiche? 314 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,680 - Garçon! - Yes, sir. 315 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,360 - Morning, sir. - There you go. 316 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,480 Thank you. 317 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,760 Listen, do you really wanna call their bluff? 318 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,480 Listen, it'll all be sorted after the budget announcement. 319 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,560 - Okay? - No-- 320 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,080 I'm running my view, the view I get paid to have and enact. 321 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,240 You're running a 625 million-quid position. 322 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,760 Keep your fucking voice down. 323 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,400 No. Almost half of that is on my book. 324 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,520 You're 45 million over your 300-million risk limit. 325 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,600 I'm nearly 20 below mine. 326 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,400 Man, I'm tired of living with the stress of this. 327 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,880 It's not good for my like... 328 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,440 Yeah. 329 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,640 - ...mental health. - Yeah, I've been invited to stay... 330 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,800 Your what? 331 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,480 LeviathanAlpha are asking for cable prices 332 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,520 - heading into the headline announcement. - Okay. 333 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,800 - Ping me Harper’s direct dial. - On your email. 334 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,360 - Thank you, sweetie. - ...Iceland pigs-in-blankets... 335 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,840 LeviathanAlpha. 336 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,560 Who's the only market maker you know 337 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,320 with a bouquet more compelling than a Parisian perfumier? 338 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,920 - Hello, Rishi. - In one, doll. Listen. 339 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,760 Because money heals antipathy as fast as it creates it, 340 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,560 I was hoping we could allow 341 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,840 the blissful sanctuary of a business transaction 342 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,160 to be our first step to closure. 343 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:57,880 I'm listening. 344 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,720 - What are you doing in FX? - Why would I tell you that? 345 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,480 Well, I'm a buyer of pounds. 346 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,080 Any color on what Goldman's doing? 347 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,840 Okay, but this is quid pro quo, 348 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,600 and if I ever need any color on anything in the future, 349 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,640 you're a fucking rainbow. 350 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,800 Capiche? 351 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:17,080 I spoke with Daria on Goldman's macro desk this morning. They are short cable. 352 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,360 Daria? 353 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,600 What, she's dealing with you again? How'd you swing that? 354 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,640 I have the money to pay her to like me now. 355 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,560 All right, Goldman's a seller. 356 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,240 Fine, that's more liquidity. You know, they're... 357 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,400 They're thinking too long-term. 358 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,040 I'm interested in trading minutes here. 359 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,920 You're betting against GS? Why are you the other side? 360 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,520 They're always right on macro-catalysts. 361 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:40,200 We took a tiny, low-conviction cable long into the emergency budget. 362 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,840 I have it on decent authority 363 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,040 that they're slated to cut the top rate of tax. 364 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,320 Don't tease me, H. I don't like foreplay. If you're gonna put it in, put it in. 365 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,520 Charming. 366 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,560 If they're gonna do something that politically loud, 367 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,880 I think my view on the scale of the budget is vindicated. 368 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,560 Okay. I don't know what to tell you. 369 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,040 Whisper is it's happening. 370 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,040 - What's Harper saying? - Top rate tax cut. 371 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:05,840 Is this really the best time 372 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,880 to be testing investors' willingness to lend to the UK? 373 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,880 Like, do they understand how macroeconomics work? 374 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,800 It's high-risk, high-reward. Mega-bullish. 375 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,160 Is it? 376 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,280 I mean, if the UK can't pay its debt, then the pound's gonna be in the toilet. 377 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,120 I didn't know Milton Friedman wore Manolos. 378 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,600 That's because these are Bottega, so... 379 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,200 But it's a big bet on Britain! 380 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,320 Okay. 381 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,280 Is that Risk again? 382 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,240 No. It's... 383 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,400 It's HR. 384 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,040 Someone in our team found a few comments. 385 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,240 Wonder if I read a couple, they might jog your memory? 386 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,840 Apparently, of one female client, words were uttered to the effect of... 387 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,840 "She looks like the type of thick cunt who swallows her mouthwash." 388 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,000 Sorry, I don't even know what that means. 389 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,400 "That's why I date crazy women." 390 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,400 "The corollary of them being fucked in the head 391 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:13,400 is that they suck cock like a veal calf." 392 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,440 Is this funny to you? 393 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,880 Yeah, what's the purpose of this meeting? 394 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,680 Are you accusing me of something? 395 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,320 Our HR team found an anonymous subreddit 396 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,240 called "Overheard at Pierpoint." 397 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,160 Okay. So, was I mentioned by name? 398 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,280 We have unofficial, non-specific complaints 399 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,200 about your lexicon being rather aggressive. 400 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,840 And your floor was mentioned. 401 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,640 We localized our suspicions to you. 402 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:40,960 Oh, suspicions? 403 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,920 Let me just get this right. This was anonymous. 404 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,280 It was uncorroborated. 405 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,240 And I wasn't even mentioned by name. 406 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,520 What are you, the fucking Stasi? 407 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,480 You dragged me off my desk for this unsubstantiated horseshit! 408 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,040 I think it's in your and the bank's best interest 409 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,440 that I go and do my job, yeah? 410 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,680 Cheers, guys. This has been great. 411 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,720 There's nothing to it, mate. 412 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,720 It's pissy gossip on a pissy website. 413 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:12,880 Rish, let's be straight. 414 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,120 Your language is a bit unadulterated. 415 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,000 - You're a little blue. - You're not serious. 416 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,720 Why would I censor myself? 417 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,080 The contract in this place is simple. 418 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,360 As long as I'm making money, I'm free. 419 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,600 Some might argue that it's not decent. 420 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,640 Oh, fucking hell. "Decent"? 421 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,480 You trap everyone into a power game 422 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,920 where they don't know where they stand with you, 423 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,800 and I'm punished for talking straight? 424 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,520 Who are you talking about? 425 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,360 Who aren't I talking about? 426 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,760 Maybe if you spoke straight to your fucking talented protégé, 427 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,480 you wouldn't have felt the need to fire her for outgunning you. 428 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,320 Replacing her with some tidy skirt who brightens your mornings. 429 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,160 Watch your mouth. 430 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,520 You used to be an equal-opportunities cunt. 431 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,880 And fair fucks to you, 432 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:02,640 you know, 'cause this, this is a trading floor. 433 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,680 Some people might read your hyper-machismo 434 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,720 as a direct correlation to your appetite for risk. 435 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,840 Is this your way of softening me up for a firing? 436 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,920 What, the bank suddenly gives a fuck about the way I talk after 15 years? 437 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,680 Yeah, how rich. 438 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:22,040 Risk just called me. 439 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,480 Yeah? What do they want? 440 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,040 You're running a 300-million sterling position. 441 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,600 Is this correct? 442 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,920 Adler raised my risk limit for the Lumi IPO. 443 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:40,800 You're kidding me, right? 444 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,720 He raised it for a 12-hour period! 445 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,720 Not fucking house money to play with! 446 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,840 That'll blow our whole year! 447 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:57,200 Risk told me to get you to close the position, stop loss. 448 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,600 It's a bit fucking late for a stop-loss, wouldn't you say? 449 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,600 Eric, we have got no choice but to run it. 450 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,960 Rish, MD to MD. 451 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,240 I had a brave face on in that morning meeting. 452 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:15,480 We may be on the precipice of a crisis. 453 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:22,560 You realize you're the face of Lumi's failure, right? 454 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,920 It was your gormless face staring out at the audience at COP. 455 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,200 You noticed how the team spoke to you. 456 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,840 You've lost the dressing room. 457 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,800 - Do you think that's the kind of guy I am? - I have no idea. 458 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,240 It's just who you are at work, right? 459 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,320 Is that you? 460 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,280 I don't know. I don't really care. 461 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,840 Do you regret fucking me or something? 462 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,240 Hell no. 463 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,680 I like short, sharp demands. They work for me. 464 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,400 Funny. Is that why you sell your pussy on the World Wide Web? 465 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,800 And I'm the one that's meant to be devolved. 466 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,880 - Keep your fucking voice down! - What did Tyler from Idaho 467 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,480 - buy you off your wish list? - Fuck off! 468 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,760 So, it wasn't you who snitched on me? 469 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,320 Yeah. Are we gonna have this review then? 470 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,520 I need to get out of London... 471 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,480 My work? 472 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,840 You haven't even looked at the risk analysis I've been working on. 473 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,120 Fuck it. I'm giving you ten out of ten, anyway. 474 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,160 Tick every box, "Exceptional." 475 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,360 'Cause you, my friend, have been a stellar hire. Yeah? 476 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,880 - Acknowledge my fucking work. - I acknowledge that mouth. 477 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,920 - What if I left my wife for you? - Yeah, okay. 478 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,400 Please go away. 479 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,640 Can't believe the Tories have been in power for 14 years 480 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,320 and then they have the front to do this. 481 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,720 - It's certainly bold. - What? 482 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,600 The Chancellor just cut the top rate of tax. 483 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,640 Congratulations, hon. Guess you were right. 484 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,040 - The Lord is my bitch! - My phone! Rishi, my phone! 485 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,640 - Gotta go! - Really? God. Dickhead. 486 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,440 Yeah! Come on! Yeah! 487 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,360 Sorry. 488 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,840 Do you know what day it is? It's Christmas Day! 489 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,440 Sorry! Get a bag in! 490 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,800 Prick! 491 00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,240 Yes, I owe you a beer! 492 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,840 Watch it, watch it, watch out. 493 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,520 What the fuck is going on? 494 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,440 Why is cable gapping down 250 points? 495 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,520 It's totally unprecedented. 496 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,600 None of our in-house macro-economists saw it coming. 497 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,440 Anraj! Anraj, is there any color on this sell-off? 498 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,760 Fucking bond market hates this. 499 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,320 The pound's getting fucked seven ways to Sunday. 500 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,400 Britain's a basket case and the world is pricing it. 501 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,560 That's not good for sterling. 502 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,440 Right, but The Telegraph called it the best budget 503 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,000 that's been delivered by a historic margin. 504 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,440 It tells you everything that. 505 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,320 If anyone deserves a firework shoved up their ass 506 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,800 on the fifth Sunday after Epiphany, 507 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,960 it's the Chancellor. 508 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,760 Yeah, one of the Three Wise Men certainly didn't bring Jesus's top-rate tax cut. 509 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,640 Yeah, H. What's this price action? 510 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,800 What the fuck is going on? 511 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,200 Hearing some chatter that the budget roll-out's been mismanaged. 512 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,480 The government was warned the market might take it badly 513 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,840 and they ran with it anyway. 514 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,520 Just got an IB from a connected client 515 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,360 saying this was all the Chancellor's wet dream, 516 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,440 and he didn't even run it past the Cabinet! 517 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,640 - Rishi, you managing this? - I'm-- I am-- 518 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,000 Sterling gapping lower now on rumors of policy mismanagement. 519 00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,400 Get the fuck off my hoot! 520 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,920 Don't push me. 521 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,320 I know the macro environment's on fire, 522 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,720 but tomorrow morning we need a team powwow. 523 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,480 Bit of an inventory. HR related. 524 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:08,600 Come on. Are you kidding me? 525 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,400 Surely this is not an apposite time for that. 526 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,920 - No, but they've just mandated it. - Fucking hell! 527 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,960 Mate, what are you gonna do about Risk? 528 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:18,280 - The position is worse now. - Yeah, it's all gravy with Eric. 529 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,520 Look at me. 530 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,200 I know it was you. 531 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,800 The snitch. I know it was you. 532 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,920 Mate, I have no idea what you're on about. 533 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,720 Doors closing. 534 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,840 Lift going down. 535 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,640 Going down, going down, going down... 536 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,560 Doors opening. 537 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,840 Yes, bro? 538 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,880 - Yo, who's this? - Friend. 539 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:17,840 Are you serious about this? 540 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,480 I'm serious about the 20 grand, Rish. Where is it? 541 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,280 How are you in finance and so broke? 542 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,600 Look, whatever this is, man, there's no need for it. 543 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,440 Okay, I'm-- I'm getting it now. 544 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,800 I'm just waiting for people in the syndicate to cough up. 545 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,280 Come on, I'm collecting. Just... 546 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,280 You just stay here, I'll be 20 minutes, tops. 547 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:38,960 Yeah, I swear it. 548 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,200 Gates. Gates! 549 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,760 You got my two grand? 550 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:52,960 Happy Christmas. 551 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,600 Yeah, it's printing money, boss. 552 00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,160 Nice one. 553 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,040 I shit myself. 554 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,200 Listen. You got my money, the 2K? 555 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,040 Yeah, I mean... 556 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,200 Man, I've got rent, you know. Cost of living, man. 557 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,960 Be a fucking man, yeah? 558 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,440 - Okay, yeah. - Yeah. 559 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,040 - Yeah... - Come on, I got it. 560 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,920 I'll count it. I trust you. I trust you, bro. 561 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:16,960 Wise soul. 562 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,960 You got some truth out of that one. 563 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,080 You would think after 25 years... 564 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,760 I know we've had a bit of a day, so... 565 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:31,680 - It's under control, right? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 566 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,800 Nothing that a a cool eight grand can’t fix between pals. 567 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,000 - Happy holidays. - Impressed! 568 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,680 If I knew it was so easy to make money in horses, 569 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,360 I may have leaned into it a little more. 570 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,960 I mean, don't denigrate my expertise. 571 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,080 Simplicity belies the complexity. 572 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,240 Okay. 573 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,760 Look, Eric, Eric, Eric... 574 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,520 Forget about picking winners, yeah? That's for mug punters. 575 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,320 My next snag has just moved to a top Irish yard. 576 00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,280 Okay? I've got an inside contact who said 577 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,760 they'll switch the feed for the horse 48 hours before he runs. 578 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,040 Like he's had a dodgy korma. 579 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,840 You can't lose on that loser. 580 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,240 That 8K, it's not working very hard for you in your blazer pocket, so... 581 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,960 Forgive me for not trusting you. 582 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,800 Yeah. 583 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,000 Go on, take it out of my pocket. 584 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:20,640 Let's pretend it was never real. 585 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:21,840 It's Christmas. 586 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,960 There's an extra 200 in there. I was gonna tip the shoeshine. 587 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,040 Rishi Rish! What you sayin', bruv? 588 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,360 What you got for me? 589 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,160 Forgive me, man. 590 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,240 I-- I don’t have it. I... 591 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:56,840 None of it? 592 00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,600 Okay, listen. Listen. 593 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,800 It's sound, okay? 594 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,480 Birthyear, yeah? I got it for 12. 595 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,920 But the Arabs at Burlington Arcade, I swear to you, they'll pay 18 plus. 596 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,320 Box and papers too, man. 597 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,640 Doesn't it have sentimental value? 598 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,360 I decided I hate nostalgia, so... 599 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,400 Are you all right, bro? Honestly though? 600 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,360 How deep are you in, really? 601 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,960 How much you conned your colleagues out of? 602 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:28,760 I'm-- I'm in a hole, man. 603 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,640 I'm in a hole. 604 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,040 It's cool, it's cool. 605 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,800 I love this time of year for the jumps. 606 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,960 - I've got a good tip for you actually. - Yeah? 607 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,760 I know you owe me 200 Gs, plus the vig... 608 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:55,200 but I could spot you 50 Gs if you want for New Year's Day racing at Exeter? 609 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,320 That's if you're still even betting on horses. 610 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,480 - Nah. Nah. - Nah? 611 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,280 You're all right, man. You're good. 612 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,560 Enjoy the timepiece, though. 613 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,640 - Okay. - Yeah? 614 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,240 This will probably buy you a couple of days. Week for a friend. 615 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,080 - Yeah. Thank you, man. - All right? 616 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,240 - Safe. - Yeah, cheers. 617 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,920 - Appreciate you, man. - Yeah, cool. 618 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,080 The lot. 619 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,520 Cheers. 620 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,680 Change. 621 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,400 Seventeen. 622 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,040 Nineteen, stick, blackjack. 623 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,480 Nine, seventeen. 624 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,240 Twenty-one. 625 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,160 Twenty. 626 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,280 Come on. 627 00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:58,880 Change. 628 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,640 Sixteen, seven, eighteen. 629 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,720 Thirteen, fifteen. 630 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:15,600 Eighteen. 631 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,600 Ten. Doubles. 632 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,560 Twenty-one. 633 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,560 All in? 634 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,720 - Twenty. - Come on. 635 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,480 Fifteen. 636 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:32,920 Too many. 637 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,000 Yes! 638 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,120 Yes, I'll have two vodkas. 639 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,720 We'll have two mixers as well, yeah? 640 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,920 And a round of shots. Great. 641 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,000 Come on, come round onto the table. 642 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,280 Yeah! Victory! 643 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,200 Wow! 644 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,080 - That's my fucking girlfriend. - Take it easy, man. 645 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,920 - What the fuck! - Get the fuck off me! 646 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,640 The fuck you doing, man? Get off me! 647 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,960 Fucking fat Paki cunt! 648 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,280 Fucking dickhead! I'll fucking kill you! 649 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,640 All of it. 650 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,480 - Yeah, come on. - There you are. 651 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000 Cheers. 652 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,120 Hello, sir. 653 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,520 Hundred change. 654 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,120 Place your bets. 655 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:56,960 Placed on black. 656 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:00,920 Number 23, red. 657 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,000 No more bets. 658 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,080 No more bets, thank you. All money goes on black. 659 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,280 Number 32, red. 660 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,920 Sorry, sir, no cash. The cashier is open. 661 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,600 Sir, you forgot something. 662 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,360 Where the fuck are you? 663 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,160 I-- I stayed in London. 664 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,320 Fucking again! 665 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,960 Okay, I'm just heading to work. 666 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,240 Do you think I'm fucking dense? Who were you with? 667 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,760 What have you taken? 668 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,880 I've been up all night with our child 669 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,160 and you've been fucking off and drinking again. 670 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:18,960 Where've you been? 671 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,840 What the fuck happened to your face? 672 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,440 Walked into a door. 673 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:34,120 Oh, man. 674 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,320 Mate. 675 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,320 Mate, what am I gonna do? 676 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:42,560 What am I gonna do? The FCA is gonna pull my license. 677 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,200 Hey, what happened to your face? 678 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,080 When are you gonna shave that fucking thing off? 679 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,920 You look like you've been sipping shit. 680 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,800 It's a new look. 681 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,960 No, it's a cry for help, okay? Just... 682 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,480 Fuck. 683 00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,000 Fuck. Why is sterling trading even worse? 684 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,360 Eric. Eric... 685 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,440 Eric, what are your gilt mates saying? 686 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,440 How the fuck are we almost at parity with the dollar? 687 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,280 Football is called soccer now. 688 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:11,960 You dealt with that issue, right? 689 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,360 I don't want another call from Risk. 690 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,520 Well, haven't you seen? 691 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,800 Pension funds have been almost wiped out from long-dated yields exploding. 692 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,000 Bank of England supports gilts now. 693 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,440 Surely this is unsustainable. 694 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,440 How far are these fucking Tories gonna let this slide? 695 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,360 So they're "fucking" Tories now, are they? 696 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,160 The worm has turned. 697 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,760 What is it, mate? 698 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,000 Why are you looking at me like you wanna slip it in? Huh? 699 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,600 You've never seen a shiner before? 700 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,720 What did he say then? 701 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,480 Yas, come on, tell me. What the fuck did he just say? 702 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,360 I don't know. He's speaking in Egyptian Arabic. 703 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,000 Look-- No, you do. Just tell me. 704 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,480 Just tell me. Come on, what did he say? It's fine. I can take it. 705 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,560 I'd rather not say. 706 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,400 Shut up! 707 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,760 Yo, yo, Mo Salah. 708 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,920 Mo Salah! You waltz around here like a fucking melt in your Versace gear. 709 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,720 Who the fuck are you? What are you doing here? 710 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,840 You're in my personal space. 711 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:42,880 We need to spend a minimum 15 minutes in here. 712 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,600 Anyone wanna share anything? 713 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,800 Does anyone wanna share anything about 714 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:55,800 how they feel about working on our desk? 715 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,760 Come on, guys, let's not tart this up. We're... 716 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,400 We're here because of me. 717 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,200 I mean, you're making this about you. 718 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,600 Fuck's sake. 719 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,600 I-- I knew you grassed on me. 720 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,280 - What? - So, what are we here for? 721 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,040 Okay, what-- Was it you? 722 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,320 What are you talking about? 723 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:17,160 Someone's been leaking some of our more choice language 724 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,880 to an internet forum. 725 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,160 God. 726 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,200 Do we really need a committee on how we speak to each other 727 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,520 instead of just, you know, speaking to each other? 728 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,280 Was it you who snitched? 729 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,600 Come on, just tell me. Which one of you snitched? 730 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,440 - Come on, just tell me. - Why are you assuming it's a woman? 731 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:38,040 Maybe it was a disgruntled former employee, 732 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,560 like Kenny. 733 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:44,560 Rish, mate, I think some people may see it... 734 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,680 you know, the way you speak, as a bit... backwards. 735 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,280 One, I'm sorry for trying to make you laugh. 736 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,960 It's a bit of bounce. 737 00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,800 It's what makes me good at my job. 738 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,440 It's misogynistic. 739 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,040 If you don't exude confidence, 740 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,160 clients will-- they'll just run you over! 741 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,360 God. 742 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,560 Were you always like this? 743 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,000 Come on, what difference does it make? 744 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,720 Okay, you adapt. 745 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,000 You make people uncomfortable. 746 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:14,720 That's it. 747 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:18,000 Christ! Am I losing my mind here? 748 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,400 All this circle-jerking about how we feel 749 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,680 and how our words have consequences. 750 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:33,000 And all this proxy culture war navel-gazing that we're doing. 751 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,600 Guys, there's-- China is slowly growing more powerful. Come on! 752 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,120 Anraj. 753 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,080 Anraj, come on. 754 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,800 Come on, do I make you uncomfortable? 755 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,200 Tell... 756 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:48,920 Tell them, come on. 757 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,320 Well, sometimes... 758 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,000 Sometimes I'm scared to come into work. 759 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:02,640 Because I'm worried about... 760 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:07,680 you know, how you're gonna talk to me. 761 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,880 New catalyst on the tape. 762 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,960 The Chancellor's expected to make a statement in five minutes. 763 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,680 What are clients doing, please? 764 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,320 There's no real conviction as to whether it's a double down or a rollback. 765 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,880 So, it's a coin toss where sterling goes. 766 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,160 Hello? Rish, I have Harper on the line. She wants to buy pounds. 767 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,800 Yeah, patch me in. 768 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,240 Hey, are you a buyer into this announcement? 769 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,840 Good morning to you too. 770 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:53,360 - Can you fill me on this trade? - Why are you buying? 771 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,480 Come on, what's your read on the announcement? 772 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,160 - What do you know? - I have conviction. 773 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,720 Okay, where's it from? 774 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:03,480 I have a source. Can you help or not? 775 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,040 H, I’m not actually axed that way. 776 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,640 Fuck. Buyer of pounds. Someone knows something. 777 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,320 Someone knows something. 778 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,640 All salespeople, listen up! 779 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,440 - I'm a buyer of pounds! - What the fuck are you doing? 780 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,840 Pierpoint is a buyer of cable. 781 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,200 Any salesperson worth two bullets gets me pounds. 782 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,800 Get on the phones! 783 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,400 - What are you doing? - Anraj, what is he doing? 784 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,480 He's taken over my book. 785 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,920 He's running an extra 300 million on it. 786 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,040 He-- I don't know what to do. He forced me. 787 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,720 What's your bid on 150 million? Tudor. 788 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,200 - Fuck it, I'm 80 bid. - Eighty bid. 789 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,000 Yeah, done at 1.0880. 790 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,160 Rish, I have sterling for you. I wanna see your bid. 791 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,840 - Stop trading now! - Fuck that! 792 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,520 Yas, speak. Eric, let me do my job! 793 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,680 - Avatar wants your bid for 200. - Thirty bid on nine. 794 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,640 Yours, 200 done at 1.0930. 795 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,160 How big is his position now? 796 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,800 - Close to a full yard. - What? 797 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,600 A billion pounds. I'm calling security! 798 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,800 Mine, mine, mine! 799 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,440 Rishi, step away from your terminal! 800 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:58,480 Mine, mine! 801 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,160 Look at the tape! Look at the tape! 802 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,880 Chancellor reveals plans to reverse almost all provisions made in the budget, 803 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,440 including top-rate tax. 804 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,440 This is a full-scale rollback. 805 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,440 Repeat, they've set fire to their plans. 806 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,840 Fuck. 807 00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,560 Sterling is rallying here. 808 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:15,520 It is gapping up. 809 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,160 It's gapping up, baby! 810 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,400 Oh my God! Talk about an emergency rate hike. 811 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,400 The MPC are raising rates by 200 basis points. 812 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,760 You are fucking kidding me. 813 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,800 The biggest rise in UK interest rates in 27 years. 814 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,480 Sterling back through our level now. 815 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,920 We're in profit. I need to offer the position ASAP. 816 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,520 Could someone get me out of this long, please? 817 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,200 Any salesperson? I'm a seller up here! 818 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,720 - Double sales credits! - I have a buyer. 819 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,960 - Al-Mi'raj in size. - Yeah, any size like that. 820 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,520 Okay, okay, okay. 821 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,360 What’s your offer on a yard of sterling? 822 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,120 - Seventy! - Seventy. 823 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,280 Mine. 824 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,120 - Done at 1.1370! - Yes! 825 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,040 Rule Britannia. 826 00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:09,160 Yes? Do you want something? 827 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,520 Eric? Eric, can you call off the gendarme? 828 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,200 Yeah? We have a fucking understanding, don't we? 829 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:15,720 - Yes, we do. - Thank you. 830 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,640 We've made 18 million across our books. 831 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,160 You're not even a good trader. 832 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,560 You're just lucky. 833 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,240 Yeah? 834 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,720 Tell me, what's the difference? 835 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,440 You’re a gentleman. 836 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,680 Doors closing. 837 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,000 Lift going down. 838 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,800 Wait, I've just got an email saying that you resigned. 839 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,600 I hope it was sunny enough, 840 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:55,920 and my "let’s still be pals" tone isn't too insincere. 841 00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,840 Okay, but seriously, where are you going? 842 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:04,520 I'm bored working for this dictatorship of dying men. 843 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,880 Tell me, exactly how does a "veal calf suck cock"? 844 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,600 I never said that. 845 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:19,320 I wouldn't know. 846 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:27,960 Sloppily... I guess, but, you know, some intention. 847 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,640 I know you never said that. 848 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:40,320 But I think I wrote a pretty good approximation of your voice, no? 849 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:45,560 Oh, by the way, 850 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,000 Sweetpea told me you were a bad fuck. 851 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,160 She called you a "five-pump chump." 852 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,240 Doors opening. 853 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,720 But, listen, it was really great working with you. 854 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,800 Doors closing. 855 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:05,000 Fuck! 856 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,240 - Why do you keep doing this to me? - Fuck! 857 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,120 Please, just stop! Just calm down! I'm sorry! 858 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,680 - Who were you fucking last night? - No one! 859 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,760 You said that we would reset after the wedding. 860 00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,840 - You promised! - We are! We are! 861 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,440 You fucked some little slag in the pub toilets 862 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,160 while your pregnant wife was entertaining your horrid friends. 863 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,640 - Fine, well, I didn't wanna get married! - Neither did I! 864 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,960 - So, then, why are we married? - Because I love you! 865 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,280 Yeah, and I love you too! 866 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,160 No, you love your fucking English country rose. 867 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,280 I... 868 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,440 I don’t wanna be someone's country wife, okay? 869 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:40,000 Some dull, breeding machine you spunk into or just someone's fucking mother. 870 00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,520 That is not an identity I signed up for. 871 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,120 You don't even fucking eat me anymore. 872 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,440 Eat you any... 873 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,840 You are the one who said you were happy with me pulling out. Okay? 874 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:53,720 You are the one who said it would be 99% effective. 875 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,600 I married a partner. 876 00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:01,480 You were fun and engaged, and when you were cruel, 877 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,520 you made sure we were cruel together. 878 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,440 What the fuck happened to that guy? 879 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,080 I didn't force you to move here. 880 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,000 No. 881 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,760 I was under the impression it was a decision we made together. 882 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:19,960 How much do you owe? 883 00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,280 - Two hundred grand. - Oh, my God. 884 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:40,480 Please. 885 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:42,600 - Are we in danger? - No. 886 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,160 - Is Hugo in danger? - No. No. 887 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,000 This wasn't him, okay? Please. 888 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,760 I feel so ashamed. 889 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,560 Your shame is not useful to me right now, okay? 890 00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:58,520 Listen. Your parents, can they-- They can tide me over, right? 891 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,160 They-- they've-- 892 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,760 They can maybe give me some, you know, some liquidity, like a bridge loan? 893 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,280 And my comp's gonna come soon. 894 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,240 Okay, please, they've got that lying around. 895 00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:08,400 I know they do. Please. 896 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,120 You have no idea what their finances are like. 897 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,720 That's your prejudice. 898 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,880 And I would never ask them, not for this. 899 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,680 Not for anything. Nothing. 900 00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,040 Not to fucking foot your gambling addiction. 901 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,000 I have some money from my media work. 902 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,520 - The podcast, some sponcon stuff. - Okay. 903 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,360 It's in a separate account. 904 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:37,480 And some savings. 905 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,920 What? You're surprised my little hobby makes money? 906 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,080 No. 907 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,960 Do you know what being a man is? 908 00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,440 It's not how you seem around other men, 909 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:57,200 or what you do to make yourself feel a certain way around other men. 910 00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:00,160 It's how you treat the people who expect your love. 911 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:03,440 I’m not perfect. 912 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,040 There's a guy in the village I have look at house stuff. 913 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,040 I invite him in. 914 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,880 We both know exactly what's going on. 915 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,240 We enjoy it. 916 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,960 Last week I let him go down on me. 917 00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:35,160 Did you come? 918 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:40,720 - What difference does it make? - Did you fucking come? 919 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,080 Yes. A lot. 920 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:51,640 Was it Nicholas? 921 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:56,840 What difference does it make? 922 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,000 Why? 923 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:05,280 Oh, fuck! 924 00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:27,360 Yeah. 925 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,000 It's much easier to raise strong boys 926 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000 than fix broken men. 927 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:50,520 Di... 928 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,000 Be honest with me. 929 00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,400 Do you think I'm a misogynist? 930 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,480 No, you're a chauvinist. 931 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:02,480 What's the difference? 932 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,280 I did a podcast about it. 933 00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:10,160 By the way, a bad joke doesn't make you a bad person. 934 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,120 How do I know what kind of person I am? 935 00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:14,760 Everyone is the same person they were at seven. 936 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,240 Not even the same person they were yesterday. 937 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,840 Life is how you muddle through that contradiction. 938 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,800 Have you noticed that Nicholas is always on our property? 939 00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,640 He still thinks it's his. 940 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,400 You know, I lost my virginity to him. 941 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:37,880 His 18th. Theme was "White Mischief." 942 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,200 I miss the dog. 943 00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,400 I told you. 944 00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,560 Your back had nothing to do with that poor boy. 945 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:50,400 Maybe I'm depressed. 946 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,720 Probably need more vitamin D. 947 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:57,320 What? I read darker-skinned people need to top up. 948 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,240 Make sure Hugo takes a supplement. 949 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,520 What? Is Hugo white? 950 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:08,360 Probably. 951 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:10,960 Such a shame. 952 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,640 We should have never moved here. 953 00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:23,600 But we're here now. We should make it ours. 954 00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:10,120 Would a misogynist eat your pussy this well? 955 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,760 Rajah! Rajah! 956 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,000 Come here, boy! Come here! 957 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,640 - Roger! Roger! - Rajah! Rajah! Come here! 958 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:39,720 Come here, boy! Good boy. 959 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,800 - Come here. Come here. - Roger! 960 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,000 - Yeah. Good boy! - Sorry, Rishi. 961 00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:47,600 Yeah, I just want you to know 962 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:51,000 that me and Diana have a very healthy sex life! 963 00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:52,680 And I'm taking my dog back. 964 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,840 It's Rajah, not Roger! 965 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:07,760 Yeah, Vin? 966 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,080 - Yo! - It's Rish, hi. 967 00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,760 Rish, what you saying? Merry Christmas. 968 00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:12,160 Merry Christmas, amigo. 969 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got my 200? 970 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:15,680 - Yeah, I have your 200. - Nice, nice, nice. 971 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,520 - I was thinking... - Yeah. 972 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:19,960 ...let's put 50 of it on your tip. 973 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:21,600 - Yeah? - You know I'm good for it. 974 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,440 - You manned up. - No, I like your conviction. 975 00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:27,080 And I've got a feeling... 976 00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,600 a great feeling, like... 977 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,800 fate is shaving her cunt just for me. 978 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,160 Good boy. Good boy, Rajah.