1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,320 - (HOOT BEEPING) - RISHI RAMDANI: Listen, degenerates. 2 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,520 This is a week you dream about in markets. 3 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:10,960 - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Now, there's a lot of noise 4 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,960 about Lumi’s developing collapse. 5 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,520 But as far as I'm concerned, that's yesterday. 6 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:16,960 I'm watching for drips of color 7 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:18,680 about the government's emergency budget. 8 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:22,080 That is where we make money in the next 48 hours. 9 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:25,040 So, if you're not buzzing, check your pulse. 10 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:28,320 Bob, you, uh, got that two racks for the horses? 11 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,600 Yeah, man. This is getting a little bit toppy for me. 12 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:32,680 I mean the initial buy-in was what? A hundred? 13 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:34,880 - How have we got to 2K? - How much dough have I made you? 14 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,720 Huh? You've seen your bespoke email. 15 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,600 All your returns are there in handsome black and white. 16 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,320 Yeah, but I've never actually held the money. 17 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,600 Come on, Bobby, money is an illusion. 18 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,520 It's a social construct built on trust. 19 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,560 Unless you think I'm fucking you or something. 20 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,120 I mean, by all means, cash out at any time. 21 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:50,640 I just... I don't want you to miss out 22 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,400 on a two-to-one shot second favorite. 23 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,600 He won on the bridle last time out, 24 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,720 jockey was hands and heels. He's my nap. 25 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,040 I don't know what the fuck you just said... 26 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,800 - (RISHI SIGHS) - ...but all right. 27 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,360 (ENVELOPE RUSTLING) 28 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,280 Is there any reason why this is so analogue? 29 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,320 Yeah, people's wives get testy. 30 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:07,880 Anyway, who in history was ever helped 31 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:08,960 by a paper trail? 32 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:13,720 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 33 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,520 Obviously, we're all very disappointed with Lumi 34 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,560 going into administration. 35 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:26,040 Uh, there were external factors beyond our control. 36 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:27,560 The unfortunate timing 37 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,520 of geopolitical commodity pressures-- 38 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,240 No, Eric, you mean a perfectly predictable gas price spike 39 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,240 which wasn't adequately modeled by the company... 40 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,240 or by Pierpoint. 41 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,680 How-- how heavily invested 42 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,600 were Pierpoint Asset Management in Lumi? 43 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,720 Were they invested in Europa or future ones? 44 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,000 And what if those pull or fail? 45 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,400 As a sales force, 46 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:50,840 Lumi or any other IPO's failure isn't on us. 47 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:55,160 We aren't to blame for a company's overambition. 48 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,760 We've been presented with a product. We sell it. 49 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,560 Tomorrow, there'll be a new product. 50 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:00,720 We sell that. 51 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,120 I've been reassured there'll be more green IPOs 52 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,840 on the docket in the next three quarters. 53 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:05,960 ROBERT SPEARING: Wait, so I just burned 54 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,640 six months of my life for nothing? 55 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:08,960 You got paid, didn't you? 56 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:10,680 SWEETPEA GOLIGHTLY: After Europa Gaz postponed, 57 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,400 I was talking to another grad in IBD, 58 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,920 and they were saying that the atmosphere there, 59 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,040 it's pretty dark. 60 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:16,760 Your friend should be careful about what he tells you, 61 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,520 given it could be privileged information. 62 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,720 VENETIA BERENS: And, you know, the fact 63 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,920 that socio-economically challenged people 64 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:24,000 signed up to this, by the bucketload, 65 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,560 and are now having their energy bills gouged 66 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,480 to a point where they can't even meet them. 67 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,040 - Lumi committed fraud. - (RISHI SCOFFS, CHUCKLES) 68 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,600 Come on, we-- we don't have time for this Bolshevik shit. 69 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,200 ERIC TAO: I'm sure the government's working out 70 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:36,640 a way to protect the vulnerable. 71 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,080 Apparently, Henry Muck’s being called 72 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,040 in front of a government select committee. 73 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,240 Will Pierpoint have to send a representative as well? 74 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:45,880 Why are you looking at me? 75 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,680 Ven, this bleeding-heart thing would be 76 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,320 Oscar-winningly endearing during a quieter week. 77 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,920 I-- I get why Yas and Rob are feeling particularly stung, 78 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,360 given that they were in bed with the CEO. 79 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,040 - Excuse me? - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC BUILDS) ♪ 80 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:57,760 - (ANRAJ CHUCKLES) - Rish. 81 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,560 Watch how you address people in here. 82 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,440 Yeah, I was speaking figuratively. 83 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:03,080 ERIC: What's this got to do with Lumi? 84 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,320 RISHI: (CLICKS TONGUE) Fuck all. 85 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,520 Look, the only catalysts that matter this week 86 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,800 are the emerging details 87 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,680 of the government's emergency budget. 88 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,240 ERIC: How are you axed heading into it? 89 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:13,200 I'm long sterling. 90 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,240 Against what? 91 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,880 Dollars. I'm long cable. 92 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,520 The market hasn't properly priced 93 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:20,720 these announcements at all. 94 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:22,920 Cutting taxes, throwing fucking coal 95 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,000 into the furnace. 96 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,560 A proper manifestation of what we truly believe in. 97 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,880 A no-bullshit free market vision. 98 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,480 The ghost of Margaret Thatcher in a handsome Asian kid. 99 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,160 - (CHUCKLES) - ♪ ("RUSSIAN DANCE" BY TCHAIKOVSKY PLAYING) ♪ 100 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:35,960 When did you become such a Tory? 101 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,480 Well, when I fell head over heels in love with money, wanker. 102 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,320 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 103 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,200 (VILLAGERS LAUGH) 104 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,240 I hope you don't mind, 105 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,560 we're going off-book for Boxing Day. 106 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,520 Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall has a very accessible 107 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,920 red cabbage biryani. 108 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,240 - DIANA RAMDANI: Mummy, stop flirting. - MARY: Mm. 109 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,640 - (HUGO RAMDANI CRIES) - VILLAGER 1: Did you see George Osbourne 110 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,360 - at Hauser and Wirth? - VILLAGER 2: Oh, God. 111 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,120 - (VILLAGERS CONTINUE TALKING) - Hannah? 112 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,320 - (SHUSHES) - (HUGO CRYING) 113 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,320 - Are you drinking? - DIANA: I'm taking Hugo. 114 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,760 Bad timing. He's just spent a dirty penny in there. 115 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,480 - You shouldn't be drinking. - I've pumped. 116 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:11,800 NICHOLAS: You'd think having a pub on your land 117 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,440 would mean faster service. 118 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,000 Whose was the mulled wine? 119 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,280 - And the bitter... - Oh, yeah. 120 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:19,200 Well, wouldn't it be easier if we just installed 121 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,080 a little bar in the pavilion? 122 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:23,720 You wouldn't have to schlep to the pub. (CHUCKLES) 123 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,720 Ramdani, settle a controversy from a city perspective. 124 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,720 I think the government's gone absolutely mad. 125 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,480 I mean, austerity on top of inflation. 126 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,960 Really have to think about the little guy in all this. 127 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,200 Now the bloody Chancellor's 128 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,640 threatening this emergency budget. 129 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,760 Well, one of my friends working in Whitehall says 130 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,960 he's about to slash taxes for the top earners. 131 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,600 - (SCOFFS) - Yeah, it's a bet on Britain. 132 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,200 Low-tax, high-growth society, 133 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,600 proper trickle-down supply-side economics. 134 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:48,880 Well, if he announces half the things 135 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,320 they're suggesting tomorrow, 136 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,760 we're in for a good couple of years. 137 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,000 Well, at least, people like us are, anyway. 138 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,680 I mean, can't be all bad, Nicky. 139 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:00,120 Slashing inheritance tax must be worth a few quid, right? 140 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,520 (BOTH LAUGH) 141 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,600 NICHOLAS: Well, yes, I need every penny I can get. 142 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,320 Nicholas, you're making us feel bad 143 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,360 for getting such a good deal on the cottage. 144 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,520 NICHOLAS: Well, you did get it at a discount. 145 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:10,960 The dowager's favorite gamekeeper 146 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,040 let your new house go to seed when he lived in it. 147 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,120 I honestly think he was fucking the old bat in there. 148 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:19,960 I like the decor you've chosen. Smart. 149 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,800 Leave it to Rishi, it would be Santorini white 150 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,520 with a load of silver Christmas ornaments. 151 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,280 (ALL CHUCKLE) 152 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:31,440 ♪ ("MARCH" BY TCHAIKOVSKY PLAYING) 153 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:34,080 SEX WORKER: (OVER PHONE) Do you like me playing with my wet little pussy? 154 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,480 Remember to leave a tip. 155 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,040 - (RISHI CHUCKLES) - (SEX WORKER MOANING) 156 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,400 (SOFTLY) Fuck, you're sexy. 157 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,040 (CELL PHONE CHIMING) 158 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,360 (HUGO COOS) 159 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:50,400 (CELL PHONE CONTINUES CHIMING) 160 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:52,960 (SNEEZES) 161 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,360 - (CRIES) - Shit! 162 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,680 - (SIGHS) - (HUGO CRIES) 163 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:58,720 - (GRUNTS) - (ZIPPER CLOSES) 164 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,040 (SHUSHES) Ooh, it's okay. It's okay. 165 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,840 (CHUCKLES) 166 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,880 ♪ ("SNOW SNOW SNOW" BY DANNY FROMAJIO PLAYING) ♪ 167 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,280 Fuck. 168 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:10,720 - ♪ Snow is falling down Just a little bit... ♪ - (DOOR OPENS) 169 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,920 NICHOLAS: Nothing better than Christmas in Somerset. 170 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,080 - (DOOR CLOSES) - NICHOLAS: Beats living in the city, eh, old boy? 171 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,400 Go on, then. 172 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,240 Sharing is caring. (CHUCKLES) I like a white Christmas. 173 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,680 (IN HUSHED VOICE) Oh, thanks. (SNIFFS) 174 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,680 (SIGHS) 175 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,120 Roger's settling in with me rather well. 176 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,560 - Who? - The-- the dog, your dog. 177 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,760 - Well, I guess now my dog. - Yeah, his-- his name's Rajah. 178 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,400 - (CHUCKLES) - Is that a traditional name? 179 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,600 Well, it's from Aladdin. 180 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:42,280 - Right. - So... (CHUCKLES) 181 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:45,760 Um... Look, I’ve, um... I’ve engaged an architect 182 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,520 - on the pavilion, you know? - NICHOLAS: Oh, yeah. 183 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,040 - Not-- not a cheap guy. - (CHUCKLES) 184 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,560 Um, the drawings he sent me, 185 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,160 they still retain the spirit of this place, 186 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,680 - but make it more practical, you know? - NICHOLAS: Wow, yeah. 187 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:55,880 RISHI: More 21st century. 188 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:57,880 And it's technically on my piece of land now, so... 189 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,400 NICHOLAS: I-- I've got a local guy doing one of these 190 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,520 for the solar fields we're building. 191 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,680 - They look like absolute shit. - (LAUGHS) 192 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,120 Well, listen. Uh... His point is that we're not, um, 193 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,320 we're not maximizing the space, you know? 194 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:10,120 So... Okay, we could knock down all-- 195 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,560 - NICHOLAS: Oof! (CHUCKLES) - Well, not knock down. I mean... 196 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,720 - I mean, um, cosmetic changes. - Uh-huh. 197 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:19,000 Um, add a five-seater bar, uh, a pool table, a video wall, 198 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,160 so people can watch the Test match 199 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,920 with their bitters. It's gonna be Eden, mate. 200 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,240 - NICHOLAS: Yeah. - You know, I'm-- I'm building something 201 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:26,120 - for the community. So... - What-- what about the pictures? 202 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:27,760 - RISHI: The founder's wall? - NICHOLAS: Mm-hmm. 203 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:30,320 Yes. Uh, yeah, that's-- that's the centerpiece. 204 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:32,120 That-- that brings it all together. That's history. 205 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,240 You know, I'd never get rid of that. 206 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,200 My great-great-grandfather was very particular 207 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,680 about the pavilion when he built it. 208 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:39,160 He bowled a mean off-break, a proto-off-break, apparently. 209 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,840 The old genius is safe on my wall. 210 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:41,960 (BOTH LAUGH) 211 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,680 Rishi, why haven't you turned out for this lot yet? 212 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:47,000 Bet you have a beautiful punch of a cover drive. 213 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,760 - (GROUP LAUGHING) - (CHUCKLES) 214 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,600 I thought you said you opened the batting at school? 215 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,120 Yeah, Uh... 216 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,680 - I got a chronic ankle injury. - ♪ ("HIGH ON YOU" BY BUZZY LEE PLAYING) ♪ 217 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:57,000 - No, you don't. - Diana knows how much the pavilion means 218 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,480 to the village. We spent so many summers together here. 219 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,280 DIANA: Dad forced me. 220 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,400 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 221 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:14,560 ♪ But I'm high these days ♪ 222 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,880 ♪ High... ♪ 223 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,320 Do you think I have to properly engage Nicolas and the elders 224 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,800 before I break ground on the pavilion? 225 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,520 - (EXHALES) - DIANA: I think 226 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:25,680 whatever you're pursuing 227 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,680 with this fucking cricket pavilion renovation 228 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,160 is a bit of a folly. 229 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,160 It's just simpler to let them be. 230 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,360 Well, who've you been talking to? 231 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,640 Has Nicholas got into your head? 232 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,280 DIANA: You don't need to do it. 233 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,120 We've spent enough money on the house. 234 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,440 Have we? Barely touched it. 235 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,600 Looks like the sort of place we'd send your parents to die. 236 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,280 I worry we're overextending ourselves. 237 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,640 I wish you'd let me help manage our finances. 238 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:50,320 We're fine! Okay, that-- that's my area. So... 239 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,280 ♪ I try to give up on you... ♪ 240 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,440 Did you listen to my interview with Bessel van der Kolk? 241 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:58,760 He wrote The Body Keeps the Score? 242 00:08:58,760 --> 00:08:59,800 Yeah, course I did. 243 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,320 Your back irritations may be internal issues 244 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,520 - presenting externally. - (RISHI SIGHS) 245 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:07,160 I told you, Rajah was hypoallergenic anyway. 246 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,840 There was no need to give him away. 247 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,080 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 248 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,920 - (GLASS CLINKS) - (DIANA SIGHS) 249 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,200 I can hear the blood rush around my head. 250 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,800 It's so quiet here. 251 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:23,480 You know, sometimes, my hours 252 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,520 are dangerously empty while you're at work. 253 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,760 One of my exes from Newcastle texted me last week. 254 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:37,360 Pathetic attempt at reconnection. (CHUCKLES) 255 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:41,400 He's thick as shit. (KISSES) Amazing body. 256 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,400 But after the text, 257 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,760 I imagined him fucking me over our kitchen table. 258 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,800 And I made myself come. 259 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:57,320 (BOTH BREATHE HEAVILY) 260 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,320 Mm! Why the fuck would you say that to me? 261 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:01,800 Sorry. 262 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,600 Sorry, I was trying to turn you on. 263 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,120 Yeah, well, you're a fucking mother. 264 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,200 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 265 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,960 - (KNOCKING CONTINUES) - ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 266 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,880 (DOOR OPENS) 267 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,880 - DIANA: Can I help you? - VINAY: Yeah, is Rishi in? 268 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,840 Yeah? I just thought I'd come and, uh, pay my respects 269 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,240 with something small for the little one. 270 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,400 I'm Vinay, Rishi's mate. 271 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,000 DIANA: Vinay, of course. 272 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,520 You were at school with Rishi, right? 273 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,120 - VINAY: Guilty. - DIANA: Do you wanna come in? 274 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,560 VINAY: I don't want to impose. 275 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:41,240 DIANA: Don't be ridiculous. Yeah, come in. 276 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,840 - VINAY: Cool, thank you. - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 277 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:45,040 - (DOOR CLOSES) - (VINAY SNIFFING) 278 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,360 Ooh, we smoking a bit of the devil's lettuce? 279 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,960 - DIANA: (CHUCKLES) Cheeky toke. - (RISHI CLEARING THROAT) 280 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,240 - Hey! - RISHI: Vinay. Hey, hey. 281 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,480 - What's up? - RISHI: Good to see you. 282 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,560 - How you doing? - RISHI: Yeah, good. 283 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,160 Uh, what are you doing here? 284 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:56,800 To the manor born. 285 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,720 - (LAUGHS) - VINAY: It's good. Suits you, man. 286 00:10:58,720 --> 00:10:59,840 You know, I just thought, 287 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:02,040 I haven't come and seen your new, beautiful home yet. 288 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,200 (CHUCKLES) 289 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,360 VINAY: I thought I'd come and drop something off 290 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,440 for the little bambino. 291 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:06,800 Just a little something, you know? 292 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,880 Thanks. 293 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,520 So, you're selling a house in the area? 294 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:14,920 Rish, didn't you mention Vinay was in property? 295 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,120 - Yeah. Yeah, no, I am. Yeah, yeah. - RISHI: (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 296 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,800 Listen, um, let's-- let's go for a walk. 297 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,800 I-- I wanna show you around the new grounds. 298 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,120 - Yeah? - Yeah, let's... 299 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,320 - We-- we can go now, and then-- - Okay! 300 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,400 - Yeah, yeah. - VINAY: Okay, cool. 301 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,480 Take it easy on the old... 302 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,600 - (LAUGHS) - (RISHI LAUGHS) 303 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,280 - Yeah, you go on. I'll catch up. - VINAY: Okay. 304 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,200 - RISHI: Yeah. - VINAY: Nice to meet you. 305 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,880 (IN HUSHED VOICE) I won't be long. (CHUCKLES) 306 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,560 - (DOOR CLOSES) - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC FADES) ♪ 307 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,280 This Nicholas... The geezer who sold it to me, 308 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,480 he's one of those poshos who's asset-rich but illiquid. 309 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,280 Can't even afford to heat his own gaff, you know? 310 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,040 So, he sold me a few acres, the gamekeeper's cottage, 311 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,960 this-- this pavilion. (CHUCKLES) 312 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,440 I mean, it's mine, but it feels like it's theirs. 313 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,480 You know, these local fuckers, 314 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,400 they're so hopped up on nostalgia, 315 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,800 they won't even let me tear it down 316 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,920 to build a good thing. 317 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,600 But you were fucking shit at cricket. 318 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,560 - Why are you now obsessed with a pavilion? - (CHUCKLES) 319 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:07,040 Look, bro, it's impractical for me to come out here, okay? 320 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,160 You need to stop avoiding me. 321 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,480 I'm-- I'm not avoiding you, bro. 322 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,560 Okay, look, I gave you leeway on repayment of the initial, 323 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,440 but you can't miss two weeks vig in a row. 324 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,640 - That's 20 grand. - ♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 325 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,760 I-- I don't have that cash on me right now, okay? 326 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,720 But I'm collecting from my syndicate tomorrow. 327 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,480 What are you talking about? Listen to me. 328 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,200 - Your horses are not fucking coming in, bro, okay? - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 329 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,760 And how are people still buying in 330 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,080 if you're not showing them any returns? 331 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,560 - NEIGHBOR: Excuse me! - (DOG BARKING) 332 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,240 Can I help you, gentlemen? 333 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,920 - There's no loitering by here. - (CHUCKLES) 334 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,080 Loitering? 335 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,840 - I own the fucking place. - NEIGHBOR: Oh! (CHUCKLING) 336 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,040 Sorry, Mr. Ramadani. 337 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,720 I didn't recognize you with your friend there. 338 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,880 Dark out tonight, innit? 339 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,200 (DOG CONTINUES BARKING) 340 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,800 - Come on. - (DOG GROWLING) 341 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,760 No problem. No problem at all. 342 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,640 So, listen, I'll, um, I'll come to your office tomorrow, yeah? 343 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,520 Oh, I've, uh, I've got team drinks. 344 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,160 Oh! Na-- I'll, uh, I'll send you the details, you know? 345 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,640 I'll-- I'll make you whole. You know I will. 346 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,440 - (CHUCKLES) - ♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC BUILDS) ♪ 347 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,400 (GLASS THUDS) 348 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,880 ♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC SWELLS) ♪ 349 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:46,560 - ♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC FADES) ♪ - (CAR ALARM BEEPS) 350 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,480 - (KEYS JINGLING) - (CAR DOOR OPENS) 351 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,160 RISHI: Fuck. Oi! 352 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,040 NICHOLAS: Oh, morning, Rishi! 353 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,080 Thanks for being such a generous host last night. 354 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,720 - Really feeling it today. - RISHI: Me too. 355 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,640 It feels like I've been fucked in the ass by a Russian circus. 356 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,880 - (NICHOLAS CHUCKLES) - Nicholas, what are you doing 357 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,080 in my garden at 5:00 in the morning? 358 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,520 Oh, sorry. Just saw the hedge 359 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,360 from my window, not being maintained. 360 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,840 I tend towards a flailed hedge. 361 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:07,960 - Sure. - NICHOLAS: Yeah. 362 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,440 Oh, just a quick thing. Uh, personally, I love the car. 363 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:11,680 I think it's a lot of fun. 364 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:12,800 I think a few of the older people 365 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,000 in the village would prefer 366 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,920 if you eased off the accelerator in the dawn and twilight hours. 367 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,200 Right. No, I-- I hear you. I hear you. 368 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,800 But we are so delighted at how you and Diana 369 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,760 have assimilated into our community. 370 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,880 I mean, I've known Diana since she was four, you know? 371 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,160 Yeah, you said. 372 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,640 Ah! It's lovely when people come back 373 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,000 to where they're from. 374 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,720 Oh, and thanks so much for being so engaged 375 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,400 and forward-thinking about the pavilion. 376 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,520 I think, again, 377 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,360 a few of the older crowd would find it hard to let go. 378 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,080 Not me, necessarily. 379 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,040 I had a quiet word with Diana, and she tends to agree. 380 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,040 - Yeah, listen, I've, um... - ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 381 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,000 I've got an actual job to get to, so see you later. 382 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,600 - NICHOLAS: Ah-ha. - All right. 383 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,040 - See you, Rishi. - RISHI: See you later. 384 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,080 (CAR ALARM BEEPS) 385 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,840 (SIGHS) 386 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,840 (ACCELERATOR REVVING) 387 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,640 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 388 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,240 Oi. You, uh, you got that 2K for the horses? 389 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,720 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I've got it, 390 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,160 but, um, I'm having second thoughts. 391 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,640 - (CHUCKLES) - Fine. Miss out. Fuck off. 392 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,560 Mate, listen, I've done everything I can 393 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,040 to palm Risk Control off. 394 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,600 Just ignore them, okay? They're jobsworth pests. 395 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,080 (CHUCKLES) 396 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,800 - Okay, but... - (INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV) 397 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,960 Listen, you've been adding to the sterling long 398 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,440 for the best part of, what, a quarter now? 399 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,880 At least since the Lumi IPO. 400 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,880 Risk are a call away from coming onto the floor 401 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:33,880 and blowing the lid on you. 402 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,040 Just ignore them. 403 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,360 Whoever's junior you've been talking to, 404 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,840 tell their boss to call me. Capiche? 405 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,640 - Garçon! - SHOE SHINER: Yes, sir. 406 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,360 - Morning, sir. - RISHI: There you go. 407 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,440 SHOE SHINER: Thank you. 408 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,760 Listen, do you really wanna call their bluff? 409 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,120 Listen, it'll all be sorted after the budget announcement. 410 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,240 - Okay? - ANRAJ CHABRA: No-- 411 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,320 I'm running my view, 412 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,080 the view I get paid to have and enact. 413 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,240 You're running a 625 million-quid position. 414 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,840 Keep your fucking voice down. 415 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,440 No. Almost half of that is on my book. 416 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,680 - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Your 45 million 417 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,600 over your 300-million risk limit. 418 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,880 I'm nearly 20 below mine. 419 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,440 Man, I'm tired of living with the stress of this. 420 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,800 It's not good for my like... 421 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,680 ROBERT: Yeah. 422 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,760 - ...mental health. - ROBERT: Yeah, I've been invited to stay... 423 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,120 Your what? 424 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,840 LeviathanAlpha are asking for cable prices heading 425 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,600 - into the headline announcement. - RISHI: Okay. 426 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,800 - Ping me Harper’s direct dial. - On your email. 427 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,280 - Thank you, sweetie. - ROBERT: ...fucking Iceland pigs-in-blankets... 428 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,320 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 429 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,840 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 430 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,080 HARPER STERN: LeviathanAlpha. 431 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,480 Who's the only market maker you know 432 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:45,040 with a bouquet more compelling than a Parisian perfumier? 433 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,960 - Hello, Rishi. - RISHI: In one, doll. Listen. 434 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,640 Because money heals antipathy as fast as it creates it, 435 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,480 I was hoping we could allow 436 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,880 the blissful sanctuary of a business transaction 437 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,120 to be our first step to closure. 438 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:57,840 I'm listening. 439 00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,440 What are you doing in FX? 440 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,000 HARPER: Why would I tell you that? 441 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,360 Well, I'm a buyer of pounds. 442 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,040 Any color on what Goldman's doing? 443 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,920 HARPER: Okay, but this is quid pro quo, 444 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,640 and if I ever need any color on anything in the future, 445 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:10,720 you're a fucking rainbow. 446 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,680 Capiche? Um, I spoke with Daria 447 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,120 on Goldman's macro desk this morning. 448 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,160 They are short cable. 449 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,520 Daria? (CHUCKLES) 450 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,640 What, she's dealing with you again? How'd you swing that? 451 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,960 I have the money to pay her to like me now. 452 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,560 All right, Goldman's a seller. 453 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,720 Fine, that's more liquidity. You know, they're... 454 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,400 They're, uh... They're thinking too long-term. 455 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,040 I'm interested in trading minutes here. 456 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,920 You're betting against GS? Why are you the other side? 457 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,560 They're always right on macro-catalysts. 458 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,960 HARPER: We took a tiny, low-conviction cable long 459 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,240 into the emergency budget. 460 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,840 I have it on decent authority 461 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,160 that they're slated to cut the top rate of tax. 462 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,080 Don't tease me, H. I don't like foreplay. 463 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,560 If you're gonna put it in, put it in. 464 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,760 HARPER: Charming. 465 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,360 Well, if they're gonna do something that politically loud, 466 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,480 I think my view on the scale of the budget is vindicated. 467 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,600 Okay. (HESITATES) I don't know what to tell you. 468 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,200 - Whisper is it's happening. - (SIGHS) 469 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,960 - Ooh. - (RECEIVER CLATTERS) 470 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,200 - What's Harper saying? - Top rate tax cut. 471 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,880 SWEETPEA: Is this really the best time 472 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:09,240 to be testing investors' willingness to lend to the U.K.? 473 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,640 Like, do they understand how macroeconomics work? 474 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,800 It's high-risk, high-reward. Mega-bullish. 475 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,120 Is it? 476 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,080 I mean, if-- if the U.K. can't pay its debt, 477 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,320 then the pound is gonna be in the toilet. 478 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:21,120 I didn't know Milton Friedman wore Manolos. 479 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,560 That's because these are Bottega, so... 480 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,200 But it's a big bet on Britain! 481 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,720 Okay. 482 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:29,240 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 483 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,840 (TELEPHONE BUZZING) 484 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,840 - Is that Risk again? - (TELEPHONE CONTINUES VIBRATING) 485 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,360 No. It's, uh... It's HR. 486 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,320 JUSTIN KLINEMAN: Someone in our team 487 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,320 found a few comments. 488 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,160 Wonder if I read a couple, they might jog your memory? 489 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,040 Apparently, of one female client, 490 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,840 words were uttered to the effect of... 491 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,920 "She looks like the type of thick cunt 492 00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,800 who swallows her mouthwash." 493 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,360 Sorry, I-- I don't even know what that means. 494 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,400 "That's why I date crazy women. 495 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,640 The corollary of them being fucked in the head 496 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:13,400 is that they suck cock like a veal calf." 497 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,400 - (CHUCKLES) - Is this funny to you? 498 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,440 (EMPLOYEES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 499 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,880 Yeah, what's the purpose of this meeting? 500 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,080 Are you accusing me of something? 501 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,360 Our HR team found an anonymous subreddit 502 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,240 called "Overheard at Pierpoint." 503 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,800 (SOFTLY) Okay. 504 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,440 - So, was I mentioned by name? - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 505 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,320 MADDY: We have unofficial, non-specific complaints 506 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,440 about your lexicon being rather regressive. 507 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,840 And your floor was mentioned. 508 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,640 We localized our suspicions to you. 509 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,080 RISHI: Oh, suspicions? 510 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,720 Let me just get this right. This was anonymous. 511 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,400 It was uncorroborated. 512 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,240 And I wasn't even mentioned by name. 513 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,840 What are you, the fucking Stasi? 514 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,040 (SCOFFS) You dragged me off my desk 515 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,840 for this unsubstantiated horseshit! 516 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,000 I think it's in your and the bank's best interest 517 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,400 that I go and do my job. Yeah? 518 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,640 Cheers, guys. This has been great. 519 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,600 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 520 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,720 RISHI: There's nothing to it, mate. 521 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,680 It's pissy gossip on a pissy website. 522 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,880 ERIC: Rish, let's be straight. 523 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,080 Your language is a bit unadulterated. 524 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,400 - You're a little blue. - You're not serious. 525 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,720 (CHUCKLES) Why would I censor myself? 526 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,040 The contract in this place is simple. 527 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,360 As long as I'm making money, I'm free. 528 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,040 Some might argue that it's not decent. 529 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,280 Oh, fucking hell. "Decent"? 530 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,480 You trap everyone into a power game 531 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,840 where they don't know where they stand with you, 532 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,640 and I'm punished for talking straight? 533 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,520 Who are you talking about? 534 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,400 Who aren't I talking about? 535 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,760 Maybe if you spoke straight 536 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,760 to your fucking talented protégé, 537 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,280 you wouldn't have felt the need to fire her 538 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,360 for outgunning you. 539 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,000 Replacing her with some tidy skirt 540 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,200 who brightens your mornings. 541 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,240 Watch your mouth. 542 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,560 RISHI: You used to be an equal-opportunities cunt. 543 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,040 And fair fucks to you, 544 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,720 you know, 'cause this, this is a trading floor. 545 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,720 Some people might read your hypermachismo 546 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:09,720 as a direct correlation to your appetite for risk. 547 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,760 Is this your way of softening me up for a firing? 548 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,920 What, the bank suddenly gives a fuck 549 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,760 about the way I talk after 15 years? 550 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,680 Yeah, how rich. 551 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:22,920 - Risk just called me. - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC BUILDING) ♪ 552 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,280 Yeah? What do they want? 553 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:32,040 You're running a 300-million sterling position. 554 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,120 Is this correct? 555 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,880 Adler raised my risk limit for the Lumi IPO. 556 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,280 ERIC: (SCOFFS) You're kidding me, right? 557 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,680 (IN A HUSHED VOICE) He raised it for a 12-hour period! 558 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,720 Not fucking house money 559 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,640 to play with 560 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,840 that'll blow our whole year! 561 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,640 Risk told me to get you 562 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,280 to close the position, stop loss. 563 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,440 It's a bit fucking late 564 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,360 for a stop-loss, wouldn't you say? 565 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,800 Eric, we have got no choice but to run it. 566 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,960 Rish, MD to MD. 567 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:11,080 I had a brave face on in that morning meeting. 568 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:15,600 We may be on the precipice of a crisis. 569 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,040 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) 570 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,520 You realize you're the face of Lumi's failure, right? 571 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,560 It was your gormless face staring out 572 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:26,880 at the audience at COP. 573 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,200 You noticed how the team spoke to you. 574 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,000 You've lost the dressing room. 575 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,200 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC SWELLS) ♪ 576 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,240 ♪ (FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ 577 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,640 Do you think that's the kind of guy I am? 578 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,720 I have no idea. 579 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,240 It's just who you are at work, right? 580 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,680 Is that you? 581 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,480 I don't know. I don't really care. 582 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,920 Do you regret fucking me or something? 583 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,320 Hell no. 584 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,560 I like short, sharp demands. They work for me. 585 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,760 (CHUCKLES) Funny that. Is that why you sell your pussy 586 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,680 on the World Wide Web? And I'm the one that's meant to be devolved. 587 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,800 - Keep your fucking voice down! - Yeah. What did Tyler from Idaho 588 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,040 - buy you off your wish list? - Oh, fuck off! 589 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,920 So, it wasn't you who snitched on me? 590 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,840 Yeah. Are we gonna have this review then? 591 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,560 CUSTOMER: I need to get out of London... 592 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,480 SWEETPEA: My work? 593 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,880 You haven't even looked at the risk analysis 594 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:10,920 that I've been working on. 595 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,240 Fuck it. I'm giving you ten out of ten, anyway. 596 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,240 Tick every box, "Exceptional." 597 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,400 'Cause you, my friend, have been a stellar hire. Yeah? 598 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,480 Acknowledge my fucking work. 599 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,880 - I acknowledge that mouth. - Mm-mm. 600 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,920 (WHISPERING) What if I left my wife for you? 601 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,320 Yeah, okay. (CLEARS THROAT) 602 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,480 - Please go away. - (CHUCKLES) 603 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,800 Hmm. Can't believe the Tories have been in power 604 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,280 for 14 years and then they have the front to do this. 605 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,680 - It's certainly bold. - RISHI: What? 606 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,360 The Chancellor just cut the top rate of tax. 607 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,920 - ♪ ("THE MARRIAGE OF FIGARO" BY MOZART PLAYING) ♪ - SWEETPEA: Congratulations, hon. 608 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,040 Guess you were right. 609 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:43,080 - Oh! The Lord is my bitch! - My phone! Rishi, my phone! 610 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,680 - RISHI: Gotta go! - Really? God. Dickhead. 611 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,320 Yeah! Come on! Yeah! (LAUGHS) Whoo! 612 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,360 Oh! Sorry. 613 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,960 Do you know what day it is? It's Christmas Day! 614 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,400 - (GASPS) - Sorry! Get a bag in! 615 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:56,640 PASSERBY: Prick! 616 00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,200 Yes, I owe you a beer! 617 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,520 (LAUGHS) Watch it, watch it, watch out. 618 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,360 ♪ (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪ 619 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,480 Uh... Yo, what the fuck is going on? 620 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Wha... 621 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,560 Why is cable gapping down 250 points? 622 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,600 TRADER: It's totally unprecedented. 623 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,600 None of our in-house macroeconomists saw it coming. 624 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,720 - Anraj. - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 625 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,440 Anraj, is there any color on this sell-off? 626 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,760 Fucking bond market hates this. 627 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,240 TRADER: The pound's getting fucked seven ways to Sunday. 628 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,440 Britain's a basket case and the world is pricing it. 629 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,560 That's not good for sterling. 630 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,400 Right, but The Telegraph called it the best budget 631 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,960 that's been delivered by a historic margin. 632 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,480 Yeah, well, it tells you everything that. 633 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,960 TRADER: If anyone deserves a firework shoved up 634 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,800 their ass on the fifth Sunday after Epiphany, 635 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,320 it's the Chancellor. 636 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,840 Yeah, one of the Three Wise Men 637 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,760 certainly didn't bring Jesus's top-rate tax cut. 638 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,640 RISHI: Yeah, H. Um, what's this price action? 639 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,640 - What the fuck is going on? - HARPER: (OVER PHONE) Hearing some chatter 640 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,200 that the budget rollout's been mismanaged. 641 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,440 The government was warned the market might take it badly 642 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,960 and they ran with it anyway. 643 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,600 Just got an IB from a connected client 644 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,440 saying this was all the Chancellor's wet dream, 645 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,680 and he didn't even run it past the cabinet! 646 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,640 Rishi, you managing this? 647 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:56,880 - I'm-- I am-- - Sterling gapping lower now 648 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,080 on rumors of policy mismanagement. 649 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,680 Yo, get the fuck off my hoot! 650 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,120 Don't push me. 651 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,320 ERIC: I know the macro environment's on fire, 652 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,720 but tomorrow morning we need a team powwow, 653 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,520 bit of an inventory. HR related. 654 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,040 Come on. Are you kidding me? Surely, this is not an apposite time for that. 655 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,960 No, but they've just mandated it. 656 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:12,920 (SOFTLY) Fucking hell! 657 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,960 Mate, what are you gonna do about Risk? 658 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,400 - The position is worse now. - Yeah, it's all gravy with Eric. 659 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,480 Look at me. 660 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,200 I know it was you. 661 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:22,800 Huh? 662 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,840 The snitch. I know it was you. 663 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,920 Mate, I have no idea what you're on about. 664 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,720 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 665 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,880 AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors closing. 666 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,840 Lift going down. 667 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,560 (DISTORTING) Going down, going down, going down. 668 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,160 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 669 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,040 (LID CLICKS) 670 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,600 (SNIFFS) 671 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,640 AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors opening. 672 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:00,480 (SIGHS) 673 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,280 (GRUNTS) Yes, bro? 674 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,880 - Yo, who's this? - VINAY: Friend. 675 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,880 (SIGHS) Are you serious about this? 676 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,600 I'm serious about the 20 grand, Rish. Where is it? 677 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,280 How are you in finance and so broke? 678 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,480 (EXHALES SHARPLY) Look, whatever this is, man, 679 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,880 there's-- there's no need for it. 680 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,400 Okay, I'm-- I'm getting it now. 681 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,600 I'm just waiting for people in the syndicate to cough up. 682 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,280 Come on, I'm collecting. Just... 683 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,680 You just stay here, I'll be 20 minutes, tops. 684 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:38,880 Yeah, I-- I swear it. 685 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,600 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 686 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,240 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - RISHI: Gates. Gates! 687 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,760 You, uh, you got my two grand? 688 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:52,800 Happy Christmas. 689 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,960 Yeah, it's printed money, boss. 690 00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,560 PIERPOINT EMPLOYEE: Nice one. 691 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,600 - I shit myself. (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS) 692 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,200 Listen. You got my money, the 2K? 693 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,440 Oh. Uh, yeah, I mean... 694 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,240 Man, I've got rent, you know. Cost of living, man. 695 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,800 - Be a fucking man, yeah? - Hmm. 696 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,400 - (CHUCKLES) Okay, yeah. - Yeah. 697 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,080 - Yeah, um... - Come on, I got it. 698 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,760 I'll count it, yeah? I trust you. I trust you, bro. 699 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:16,840 Wise soul. 700 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,960 ERIC: Ah! You got some truth out of that one. 701 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,960 You would think after 25 years... 702 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,160 (CHUCKLES) 703 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,240 I, uh, I know we've had a bit of a day, so... (SNIFFS) 704 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,600 - It's under control, right? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 705 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,600 Nothing that a, uh, 706 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,200 a cool eight grand can’t fix between pals. 707 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,640 - Happy holidays. - ERIC: Impressed! 708 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,680 If I knew it was so easy to make money in horses, 709 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,320 I may have leaned into it a little more. 710 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,960 Well, I mean, don't denigrate my expertise. 711 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,080 Simplicity belies the complexity. 712 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,800 Okay. (CHUCKLES) 713 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:53,120 Look, Eric, Eric, Eric, um... Forget about picking winners. 714 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,560 Yeah, that's for mug punters. 715 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,600 My next snag has just moved to a top Irish yard. 716 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,240 Okay? I've got an inside contact who said 717 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,480 they'll switch the feed for the horse 718 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,840 48 hours before he runs. Like he's had a dodgy korma. 719 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,400 You-- you can't lose on that loser. (CHUCKLES) 720 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,680 That-- that 8K, it's not working very hard 721 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,280 for you in your blazer pocket, so... 722 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,960 Forgive me for not trusting you. 723 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,880 Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT) 724 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,080 Uh, go on, take it out of my pocket. 725 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,680 Let's pretend it was never real. 726 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,520 - It's Christmas. - ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 727 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,920 There's an extra 200 in there. I was gonna tip the shoeshine. 728 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,160 (CAR DOOR OPENS) 729 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,040 Rishi Rish. What you sayin', bruv? 730 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,200 What you got for me? 731 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:47,800 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 732 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,280 Forgive me, man. (SNIFFLES) 733 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,200 I-- I-- I don’t have it. I, uh... 734 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,920 - None of it? - (RISHI CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 735 00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,480 Okay, listen. Listen. 736 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,920 It's-- it's sound, okay? Uh... 737 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,440 Birthyear, yeah? I-- I got it for 12. 738 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,400 But the Arabs at Burlington Arcade, 739 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,960 I swear to you, they'll pay 18 plus. 740 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,240 Box and papers too, man. 741 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,160 Doesn't it have sentimental value? 742 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,360 I-- I decided I hate nostalgia, so... 743 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,440 (WRISTWATCH CLANKING) 744 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,640 Are you all right, bro? Honestly though? 745 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,280 How deep are you in, really? 746 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,240 How much you conned your colleagues out of? 747 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,800 I'm-- I'm-- I'm in a hole, man. 748 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,760 (BREATHES HEAVILY) I'm in a hole. (CHUCKLES) 749 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,160 It's-- it's cool, it's cool. 750 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,560 I love this time of year for the jumps. 751 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,400 - (CHUCKLES) - (RISHI CHUCKLING) 752 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,160 You know what? I've got a good tip for you, actually. 753 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,120 Yeah? 754 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,680 VINAY: I know you owe me 200 Gs, plus the vig, 755 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,080 - but, um... - (CHUCKLES) 756 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,480 I could spot you 50 Gs 757 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,680 if you want for New Year's Day, racing at Exeter? 758 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,280 That's if you're still even betting on horses. 759 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:01,000 (SIGHS) 760 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,920 Uh... (SNIFFS) 761 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,520 - Nah. Nah. (CHUCKLES) - VINAY: Nah? 762 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,040 You're all right, man. You're good. Um... 763 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,560 En... enjoy the timepiece, though. 764 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,640 - VINAY: Okay. - RISHI: Yeah? 765 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,000 This will probably buy you a couple of days. 766 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,960 - Week for a friend. - (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 767 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,080 - VINAY: All right? - Yeah. Thank you, man. 768 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,240 - VINAY: Safe. - Yeah, cheers. 769 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,840 - Appreciate you, man. - VINAY: Yeah, cool. 770 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,960 ♪ ("IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE" BY ALGIERS PLAYING) ♪ 771 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,480 The lot. (CLEARS THROAT) 772 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,440 ♪ Time ♪ 773 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,560 - (CASHIER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) - Cheers. 774 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,680 CROUPIER: Change. 775 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,120 ♪ Is over ♪ 776 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:42,200 CROUPIER: Seventeen. Nineteen. Stick, blackjack. 777 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,320 ♪ Time to go ♪ 778 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,480 CROUPIER: Nine, seventeen. 779 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:45,960 ♪ What? ♪ 780 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,800 - ♪ Decked out in filth And gold... ♪ - CROUPIER: Twenty-one. 781 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,080 Twenty. 782 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,240 Come on. 783 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,240 ♪ You don't hear me though ♪ 784 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,720 ♪ Hahahahaha ♪ 785 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:58,800 CROUPIER: Change. 786 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,320 ♪ Should be screaming out... ♪ 787 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,600 CROUPIER: Sixteen, seven, eighteen. 788 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,120 ♪ Boarded up, seen enough ♪ 789 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,640 ♪ Catacombs Will watch you fold ♪ 790 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,040 ♪ Boarded up, seen enough... ♪ 791 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,720 CROUPIER: Thirteen, fifteen. 792 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,560 - (EXHALES) - CROUPIER: Eighteen. 793 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,600 Ten. Doubles. 794 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,440 Twenty-one. 795 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,720 ♪ Boarded up, seen enough ♪ 796 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,440 ♪ Catacombs Will watch you fold... ♪ 797 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,600 - CROUPIER: All in? - (EXHALES SHARPLY) 798 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:27,840 ♪ Boarded up, seen enough... ♪ 799 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:28,840 - (GROANS) - CROUPIER: Twenty. 800 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,200 RISHI: Come on. 801 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,280 CROUPIER: Fifteen. 802 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:32,960 Too many. 803 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,280 ♪ Time ♪ 804 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,000 - Yes! - (CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 805 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,240 ♪ Is over ♪ 806 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Mm! 807 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:50,680 (KISSES) 808 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:56,400 (MUFFLED CHATTER) ♪ Time ♪ 809 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,760 ♪ Is over ♪ 810 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,080 (MUFFLED) Yes, uh, I'll have, uh, two-- two vodkas, 811 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,760 we'll have two mixers as well. Yeah? 812 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:06,080 Oh, and a round of shots. Great. 813 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,880 ♪ Time is over ♪ 814 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,680 Whoo! 815 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,080 Come on, come round onto the table. 816 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,200 Whoo! 817 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,920 ♪ (INTENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 818 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:22,960 Yeah! Victory! (LAUGHS) 819 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:25,960 (EXCLAIMS) 820 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,040 - GUEST: Wow! - RISHI: Whoo! 821 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,600 - The fuck you doing? That's my fucking girlfriend. - Take it easy, man. 822 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,960 GUEST: (GASPS) What the fuck! 823 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,040 Get the fuck off me! 824 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,760 The fuck you doing, man? Get off me! 825 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:40,960 - (GROANS) - (GRUNTS) 826 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,880 - (RISHI GROANS) - (GRUNTS) 827 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,200 Fucking fat Paki cunt! 828 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,800 ♪ Time is over ♪ 829 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:55,880 (GROANS) 830 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:00,760 (GRUNTS) 831 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,200 Fucking dickhead! I'll fucking kill you! 832 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,720 ♪ Irreversible damage ♪ 833 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:19,480 RISHI: All of it. 834 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,320 ♪ Surprised or shook ♪ 835 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,480 - (SIGHS) Yeah, come on. - CASHIER: There you are. 836 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,000 Cheers. 837 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,040 CROUPIER: Hello, sir. 838 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:45,640 Hundred change. 839 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000 Place your bets. 840 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,760 (ROULETTE BALL CLATTERING) 841 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,320 CROUPIER 2: Placed on black. 842 00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,560 (ROULETTE BALL CLACKING) 843 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,960 CROUPIER: Number 23, red. 844 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,240 ♪ Boarded up, seen enough ♪ 845 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,880 ♪ Catacombs Will watch you fold ♪ 846 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,400 ♪ Boarded up, seen enough ♪ 847 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,840 ♪ Catacombs Will wrap around you ♪ 848 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,440 - ♪ I've seen enough now ♪ - ♪ Boarded up, seen enough ♪ 849 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,200 ♪ Catacombs Will wrap around you... ♪ 850 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,000 CROUPIER: No more bets. 851 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,600 (ROULETTE BALL RATTLING) 852 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,800 CROUPIER: No more bets, thank you. 853 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,640 - All money goes on black. - (ROULETTE BALL CLATTERING) 854 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,480 ♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ 855 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,440 CROUPIER: Number 32, red. 856 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,120 (CASINO CHIPS CLACKING) 857 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,720 (KEYS JINGLING) 858 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,280 CROUPIER: Sorry, sir, no cash. The cashier is open. 859 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,240 ♪ ("LITTLE DRUMMER BOY" BY PENTATONIX PLAYING) ♪ 860 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:56,760 ♪ Come they told me ♪ 861 00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:01,160 ♪ Pa, rum, pum, pum, pum ♪ 862 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,720 CROUPIER: Sir, you forgot something. 863 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:10,920 ♪ A newborn king to see Pa, rum, pum, pum, pum ♪ 864 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,560 ♪ Our finest gifts we bring... ♪ 865 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:20,240 (VEHICLE ENGINE RUMBLING) 866 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:27,760 ♪ To lay before the king Pa, rum, pum, pum, pum... ♪ 867 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,680 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 868 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:35,200 CELLPHONE VIBRATES, RINGS) 869 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,320 DIANA: Where the fuck are you? 870 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,200 I-- I-- I stayed in London. 871 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,320 DIANA: Fucking again! 872 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,000 Okay, I... I'm-- I'm just heading to work. 873 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,360 Do you think I'm fucking dense? Who were you with? 874 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,040 - What have you taken? - (WAILS) 875 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,880 I've been up all night with our child 876 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,080 and you've been fucking off and drinking again. 877 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,560 ♪ Pa, rum, pum, pum, pum ♪ 878 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:04,640 ♪ I have no gift to bring Pa, rum, pum, pum, pum ♪ 879 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:12,400 ♪ That's fit to give our king ♪ 880 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,160 ♪ Pa, rum, pum, pum, pum ♪ 881 00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,800 ♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ 882 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,000 ERIC: Where've you been? 883 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000 What the fuck happened to your face? 884 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,600 Walked into a door. 885 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,640 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 886 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,080 (SNIFFS) Oh, man. 887 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,120 ANRAJ: Mate. 888 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,240 Mate, what am I gonna do? 889 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,080 What am I gonna do? 890 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,480 The FCA is gonna pull my license. 891 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,000 (WHISPERING) Hey, what happened to your face? 892 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,000 When are you gonna shave that fucking thing off? 893 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,440 You look like you've been sipping shit. 894 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,920 It's a new look. 895 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,880 No, it's-- it's a cry for help, okay? Just... 896 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,400 (SOFTLY) Fuck. 897 00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,360 Fuck. Why-- Why is sterling trading even worse? 898 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,000 - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Eric. Eric, uh... Eric. 899 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,400 What are your gilt mates saying? 900 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,880 How-- how the fuck are we almost-- 901 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,480 almost at parity with the dollar? 902 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,160 Football is called soccer now. 903 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,280 You dealt with that issue, right? 904 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,360 I don't-- I don't want another call from Risk. 905 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,320 SWEETPEA: Well, haven't you seen? 906 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,320 Pension funds have been, like, almost wiped out 907 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,800 from long-dated yields exploding. 908 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,920 Bank of England supports gilts now. 909 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,520 Su-- surely, this is unsustainable. 910 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,240 How far are these fucking Tories gonna let this slide? 911 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,400 ROBERT: Oh, so they're "fucking" Tories now, are they? 912 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,080 The worm has turned. 913 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,720 (EXHALES HEAVILY, SIGHS) 914 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,800 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 915 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,040 What-- what is it, mate? 916 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,280 What-- Why are you looking at me 917 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,120 like you wanna slip it in? Huh? 918 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:44,720 You-- you've never seen a shiner before? 919 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:47,160 (SPEAKING ARABIC) 920 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,600 (IN ENGLISH) Uh, what did he say, then? 921 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,440 Yas, come on, tell me. 922 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,040 - What the fuck did he just say? - I don't know. I don't know. 923 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,360 He's speaking in Egyptian Arabic. 924 00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,000 Look-- No, you do. Just-- just tell me. 925 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,400 Just tell me. Come on. What did he say? 926 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,560 It's fine. I can take it. 927 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,480 I'd rather not say. 928 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:07,200 (SPEAKING ARABIC) 929 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,400 - (LAUGHS) - YASMIN KARA-HANANI: (IN ENGLISH) Shut up! 930 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,840 Yo, yo, Mo Salah. 931 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,120 Mo Salah. You waltz around here 932 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,920 like a fucking melt in your Versace gear. 933 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,640 Who the fuck are you, hmm? What-- what are you doing here? 934 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,760 You're in my personal space. 935 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,960 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC CRESCENDOS) ♪ 936 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,760 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 937 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:42,880 We need to spend a... a minimum 15 minutes in here. 938 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:47,240 Anyone wanna share anything? 939 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:51,520 Does anyone wanna share anything about... 940 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:56,600 how they feel about working on our desk? 941 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,960 Come on, guys, let's-- let's not tart this up. We're... 942 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,920 We're here because of me. 943 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,360 (CHUCKLES) I mean, you're making this about you. 944 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,720 RISHI: (IN HUSHED VOICE) Fuck's sake. 945 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,960 I-- I-- I knew you grassed on me. 946 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,280 - What? - YASMIN: So, what are we here for? 947 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,000 Okay, what-- what-- What was-- Was it you? 948 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,320 What are you talking about? 949 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:17,240 Someone's been leaking some of our more choice language 950 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:18,880 to an internet forum. 951 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,720 (SIGHS) God. 952 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,480 Do we really need a committee on how we speak 953 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,960 to each other instead of just, 954 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,480 you know, speaking to each other? 955 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,240 Was it-- was it you who snitched? 956 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:29,840 Hmm? Come on, just tell me. 957 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,440 Which-- which one of you snitched? 958 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,800 - Come on, just tell me. - (YASMIN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 959 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,560 VENETIA: Why are you assuming it's a woman? 960 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:38,040 Maybe it was a disgruntled former employee, 961 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,520 like Kenny. 962 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:44,560 Rish, mate, I think some people may see it... 963 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,680 you know, the way you speak, as a bit... 964 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,240 backwards. 965 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,720 One, I'm sorry for-- for trying to make you laugh. 966 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,960 It's-- it's a-- it's a bit of bounce. 967 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,880 It's-- it's what makes me good at my job. 968 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,400 It's misogynistic. 969 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,560 If you don't exude confidence, 970 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,280 clients will-- they'll just-- they'll just run you over! 971 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,920 YASMIN: God. 972 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,840 - Were you always like this? - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 973 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,160 Come on, what difference does it make? 974 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,760 Okay, you-- you-- you adapt. 975 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:12,960 ROBERT: You make people uncomfortable. 976 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,480 That's it. 977 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:18,000 Christ! Am-- am I-- am I losing my mind here? 978 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:20,280 Huh? 979 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,440 All this circle-jerking about how we feel 980 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,840 and-- and how our words have consequences. 981 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,440 Huh? (HESITATES) 982 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,320 (STUTTERS) And all this proxy culture war, 983 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,880 navel-gazing that we're doing. (SPLUTTERS) 984 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:34,880 Guys, there's-- 985 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,600 China is slowly growing more powerful. Come on! 986 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,120 An-- Anraj. 987 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,040 Anraj, come on. 988 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,800 Come on, do I-- do I make you uncomfortable? 989 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,600 Tell... 990 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,600 - Tell-- tell them, come on. - (ANRAJ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 991 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,320 Uh, well, sometimes... 992 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,000 Sometimes, I'm scared to come into work. 993 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:02,520 Because... (BREATHES SHAKILY) ...I'm worried about, 994 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:07,600 you know, uh, how you're gonna... talk to me. 995 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:13,520 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 996 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:17,200 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 997 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:24,960 YASMIN: New catalyst on the tape. 998 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,000 The Chancellor's expected 999 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,960 to make a statement in five minutes. 1000 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,040 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC FADES) ♪ 1001 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,240 Uh, what are clients doing, please? 1002 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:33,720 There's no real conviction as to whether 1003 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,680 - it's a double down or a rollback. - (TELEPHONE RINGING) 1004 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,880 So, it's a coin toss where sterling goes. 1005 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,680 - (TELEPHONE BEEPS) - YASMIN: Hello? Rish, 1006 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,160 I have Harper on the line. She wants to buy pounds. 1007 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,240 Yeah, patch me in. 1008 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,240 Uh, hey-- are, are you a buyer into this announcement? 1009 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:48,760 HARPER: Good morning to you, too. 1010 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:54,080 - Can you fill me on this trade? - (HESITATES) Why are you buying? 1011 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,520 Come on, what's your read on the announcement? 1012 00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,720 - What do you know? - HARPER: I have conviction. 1013 00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:59,520 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1014 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:00,560 Okay, where's it from? 1015 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,560 HARPER: I have a source. Can you help or not? 1016 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,240 H, uh, I... I’m not actually axed that way. 1017 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,880 Fuck. Buyer of pounds. Someone knows something. 1018 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,640 Someone knows something. 1019 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,680 All salespeople, listen up! 1020 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,520 - I'm a buyer of pounds! - What the fuck are you doing? 1021 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:18,840 Pierpoint is a buyer of cable. 1022 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,200 Any salesperson worth two bullets 1023 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,200 gets me pounds. 1024 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,000 - Get on the phones! - (HOOT SCREECHES) 1025 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,400 - What are you doing? - Anraj, what is he doing? 1026 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,480 He's taken over my book. 1027 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,960 He's running an extra 300 million on it. 1028 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,000 He-- I don't know what to do. He forced me. 1029 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,040 What's your bid on 150 million? Tudor. 1030 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,200 - Fuck it, I'm 80 bid. - Eighty bid. 1031 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,520 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 1032 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,040 - Yeah, done at 1.0880. - ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1033 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,160 Rish, I have sterling for you. I wanna see your bid. 1034 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,840 - Stop trading now! - RISH: Oh, fuck that! 1035 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,560 Yas, speak. Eric, let me do my job! 1036 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,720 - Avatar wants your bid for 200. - Uh, 30 bid on nine. 1037 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,680 Yours, 200 done at 1.0930. 1038 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,160 - (LAUGHS) - How big is his position now? 1039 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,920 - Close to a full yard. - What! 1040 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,600 A billion pounds. I'm calling security! 1041 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,800 Mine, mine, mine! 1042 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,440 Rishi, step away from your terminal! 1043 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:58,520 RISHI: Mine, mine! 1044 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,240 Look at the tape! Look at the tape! 1045 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,600 (OVER HOOT) Chancellor reveals plans 1046 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,880 to reverse almost all provisions made in the budget, 1047 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,600 including top-rate tax. 1048 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,440 This is a full-scale rollback. 1049 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,400 Repeat, they've set fire to their plans. 1050 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,120 - (HOOT SCREECHES) - RISHI: (SOFTLY) Fuck. 1051 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,080 - Sterling is rallying here. - ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC BUILDING) ♪ 1052 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,280 It is gapping up. It's gapping up, baby! 1053 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,920 - (LAUGHS) - SWEETPEA: Oh, my God! 1054 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,400 Talk about an emergency rate hike. 1055 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,400 The MPC are raising rates by 200 basis points. 1056 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,720 You are fucking kidding me. 1057 00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:27,200 The biggest rise in-- in U.K. interest rates 1058 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,800 in 27 years. 1059 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,560 Sterling back through our level now. 1060 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,600 RISHI: We're in profit. 1061 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:32,960 I need to offer the position ASAP. 1062 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,640 Could someone get me out of this long, please? 1063 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,400 Any salesperson? I'm a seller up here! 1064 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,800 - Double sales credits! - I have a buyer. 1065 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,880 - Al-Mi'raj in size. - Yeah, any size like that. 1066 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:43,960 Okay, okay, okay. 1067 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,240 What’s your offer on a yard of sterling? 1068 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:48,880 Uh, 70! 1069 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:50,160 Seventy. 1070 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,480 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1071 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:53,800 Mine. 1072 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,200 - Done at 1.1370! - Yes! (LAUGHS) 1073 00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,120 ♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1074 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:03,040 - (HOOT BEEPS) - Rule Britannia. 1075 00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:09,360 Yes? Do you want something? 1076 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,800 Eric? Eric, can you call off the gendarme? 1077 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,640 Yeah? We have a fucking understanding, 1078 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:14,680 - don't we? - ERIC: Yes, we do. 1079 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:15,720 RISHI: Thank you. 1080 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:21,280 We've made 18 million across our books. 1081 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,040 (CHUCKLES) You're not even a good trader. 1082 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,480 You're just lucky. 1083 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,120 RISHI: Yeah? 1084 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,680 Tell me, what's the difference? 1085 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:35,480 (ELEVATOR DOORS OPENING) 1086 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,320 You’re a gentleman. 1087 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,240 AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors closing. 1088 00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:42,200 - Lift going down. - (ELEVATOR DOORS CLOSING) 1089 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,680 Wait, I've-- I've just got an email saying 1090 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:48,760 that you resigned. 1091 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,640 I hope it was, uh, sunny enough, 1092 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,200 and my "let’s still be pals" tone 1093 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,920 isn't too insincere. 1094 00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,760 Okay, but seriously, where are you going? 1095 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,000 I'm bored working 1096 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,640 for this dictatorship of dying men. 1097 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,960 Tell me, exactly how does a veal calf suck cock? 1098 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,600 I never said that. 1099 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,200 I wouldn't know. 1100 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,880 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1101 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:23,960 Sloppily... 1102 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,960 I guess, but, you know, some intention. 1103 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:29,160 - VENETIA: Hmm. - Mm. 1104 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,360 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1105 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,640 I know you never said that. 1106 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,720 But I think I wrote a pretty good approximation 1107 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:40,320 of your voice, no? 1108 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:45,680 Oh, by the way, 1109 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,920 Sweetpea told me you were a bad fuck. 1110 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,800 Yeah, she called you a "five-pump chump." 1111 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,240 - (ELEVATOR BEEPS) - AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors opening. 1112 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,720 But, listen. It was really great working with you. 1113 00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,160 (SIGHS) 1114 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,840 AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors closing. 1115 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,880 - (GLASS SHATTERING) - RISH: Fuck! 1116 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,280 - Why do you keep doing this to me? - (GROANS) Fuck! 1117 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,120 Please, just stop! Just calm down! I'm sorry! 1118 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,520 - Who were you fucking last night? - RISHI: No one! 1119 00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,760 You said that we would reset after the wedding. 1120 00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,920 - You promised! - We are! We are! 1121 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,440 You fucked some little slag in the pub toilets... 1122 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,160 - What? - ...while your pregnant wife was entertaining 1123 00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:20,160 your horrid friends. 1124 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,480 Fine, well, I didn't wanna get married! 1125 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:22,640 Neither did I! 1126 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:26,000 - So, then, why are we married? - Because I love you! 1127 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,240 Yeah, and I love you too! 1128 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:30,200 DIANA: No, you love your fucking English country rose. 1129 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,440 - I... - (DIANA SOBS) 1130 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,440 I don’t wanna be someone's country wife, okay? 1131 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,840 Some dull, breeding machine you spunk into, 1132 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,040 or just someone's fucking mother. 1133 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,920 That is not an identity I signed up for. 1134 00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,120 You don't even fucking eat me anymore. 1135 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,520 Eat you any... (CHUCKLES) 1136 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,360 You are the one who said you were happy 1137 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:49,800 with me pulling out. Okay? 1138 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,160 You are the one who said 1139 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,760 it would be 99 percent effective. 1140 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:56,520 - ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - I married a partner. 1141 00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,600 You were fun and engaged, and when you were cruel, 1142 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,480 you made sure we were cruel together. 1143 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,640 What the fuck happened to that guy? 1144 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,160 I didn't force you to move here. 1145 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:11,880 No. 1146 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:13,760 I was under the impression 1147 00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,680 it was a decision we made together. 1148 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,080 How much do you owe? 1149 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,200 - (LIGHTER CLICKS) - Uh... 1150 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,360 (DIANA SNIFFS) 1151 00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,320 - Two hundred grand. - DIANA: Oh, my God. 1152 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,360 Please. 1153 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,080 - DIANA: Are we in danger? - No. 1154 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,280 - Is Hugo in danger? - No. No. 1155 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:46,920 This wasn't him, okay? Please. 1156 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,720 (SOBS) I feel so ashamed! 1157 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,600 Your shame is not useful to me right now, okay? 1158 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,960 Listen. Um, your parents, can-- can they 1159 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,600 they can-- they can tide me over, right? 1160 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,160 They-- they've... They've, um, 1161 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,680 they can maybe give me some, uh, you know, 1162 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,840 some liquidity, like a-- like a bridge loan, 1163 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,280 and my comp's gonna come soon. 1164 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:06,400 Okay, please, they-- they-- 1165 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,400 they've got that lying around. I know they do, please. 1166 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,160 You have no idea what their finances are like. 1167 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,880 That's your prejudice. 1168 00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,840 And I would never ask them, not for this, 1169 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,760 not for anything, nothing. 1170 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,960 Not to fucking foot your gambling addiction. 1171 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000 (SIGHS) 1172 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,360 I have some money from my media work. 1173 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:33,760 - A podcast, some sponcon stuff. - Okay. 1174 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:35,280 DIANA: It's in a separate account. 1175 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:37,400 And some savings. 1176 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,120 (BREATHES DEEPLY, SIGHS) 1177 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,800 (SCOFFS) What? 1178 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,880 You're surprised my little hobby makes money? 1179 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,040 RISHI: No. 1180 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,320 Do you know what being a man is? 1181 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:53,480 It-- it's not how you seem around other men, 1182 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,680 or what you do to make yourself feel 1183 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,160 a certain way around other men. 1184 00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:00,000 It's how you treat the people who expect your love. 1185 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,080 (SOBS) 1186 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,400 DIANA: I’m not perfect. 1187 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:07,400 (SIGHS) 1188 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,960 There's a guy in the village I have look at house stuff. 1189 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,040 I invite him in. 1190 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,720 We both know exactly what's going on. 1191 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:20,160 We enjoy it. 1192 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,920 Last week, I let him go down on me. 1193 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:32,920 (SNIFFLES) 1194 00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:35,040 Did you come? 1195 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:40,640 - What difference does it make? - Did you fucking come? 1196 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:44,040 Yes. A lot. 1197 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:51,640 Was it Nicholas? 1198 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,000 What difference does it make? 1199 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:01,880 Why? 1200 00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,120 (INHALES SHARPLY) Oh, fuck! 1201 00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,000 (COOS) 1202 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,960 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 1203 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,360 (HUGO BABBLES) 1204 00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,240 Yeah. (SOBS) 1205 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,160 It's much easier to raise strong boys 1206 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000 than fix broken men. 1207 00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:42,200 - (INHALES SHARPLY) - (COOS) 1208 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:50,400 Di... 1209 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:53,920 be honest with me. 1210 00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,400 Do you think I'm a misogynist? 1211 00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:00,480 No, you're a chauvinist. 1212 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,400 (SCOFFS) What's the difference? 1213 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,200 DIANA: I did a podcast about it. 1214 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:10,280 By the way, a bad joke doesn't make you a bad person. 1215 00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,080 How do I know what kind of person I am? 1216 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:13,440 DIANA: Everyone is the same person 1217 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:14,800 they were at seven. 1218 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,600 Not even the same person they were yesterday. 1219 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,800 Life is how you muddle through that contradiction. 1220 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,640 Have you noticed that Nicholas is always on our property? 1221 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,600 Hmm. He still thinks it's his. 1222 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:30,400 (SCOFFS) 1223 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,360 You know, I lost my virginity to him. 1224 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:37,880 His 18th. Theme was White Mischief. 1225 00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:42,120 (SIGHS) I miss the dog. 1226 00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,880 I told you. 1227 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,520 Your back had nothing to do with that poor boy. 1228 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:50,240 Maybe I'm depressed. 1229 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,600 DIANA: Probably need more vitamin D. What? 1230 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,880 I read darker-skinned people need to top up. 1231 00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,160 Make sure Hugo takes a supplement. 1232 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,640 Was-- Is Hugo white? 1233 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,400 DIANA: Probably. (SCOFFS) 1234 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,080 - Such a shame. - (SIGHS) 1235 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,600 We should have never moved here. 1236 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,520 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1237 00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:20,720 (SIGHS) 1238 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:23,520 But we're here now, we should make it ours. 1239 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:32,480 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1240 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:37,720 - (DIANA MOANS) - (RISHI SMOOCHES) 1241 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:39,800 (DIANA BREATHES HEAVILY) 1242 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,800 ♪ ("LES FLEUR" BY RAMSEY LEWIS PLAYING) ♪ 1243 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,520 (GROANS) 1244 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,000 - (RISHI KISSING) - (BREATHES HEAVILY) 1245 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,760 ♪ (SINGERS SCATTING) ♪ 1246 00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,360 (MOANS) 1247 00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,120 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 1248 00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,840 - (RISHI KISSING) - (MOANS) 1249 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:10,320 Would a misogynist eat your pussy this well? 1250 00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,280 (BOTH LAUGH) 1251 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:15,600 (GRUNTS) 1252 00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:29,840 - ♪ (SINGERS VOCALIZING) ♪ - (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 1253 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:35,400 ♪ (SINGERS VOCALIZING) ♪ 1254 00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:36,760 (GRUNTS) 1255 00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,240 (YELLS, LAUGHS) 1256 00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:47,680 ♪ (SONG CRESCENDOS) ♪ 1257 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:53,480 ♪ (SINGERS SCATTING) ♪ 1258 00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:58,600 (GRUNTS) 1259 00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,840 (GLASS SHATTERING) 1260 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,320 (RISHI YELLS) 1261 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,680 - (LAUGHS) - (BAT CLATTERING) 1262 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,480 (PANTS) 1263 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,000 - ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ - (BIRD CHIRPING) 1264 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,680 - (PHOTO FRAME CLATTERING) - (DOG BARKING) 1265 00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:28,920 (RAJAH BARKING) 1266 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,280 Rajah! Rajah! 1267 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:34,920 - Come here, boy! Come here! - (RAJAH WHINES) 1268 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,640 - NICOLAS: Roger! Roger! - RISHI: Rajah! Rajah! Come here! 1269 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,880 - Come here, boy! Good boy. - (RAJAH BARKS) 1270 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:41,880 - RISHI: Come here. Come here. - NICOLAS: Roger! 1271 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:45,000 - Yeah. Good boy! - NICOLAS: Sorry, Rishi. 1272 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,280 (RAJAH GROANING) 1273 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,400 Yeah, I just want you to know 1274 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:51,120 that me and Diana have a very healthy sex life! 1275 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:54,840 And I'm taking my dog back. It's Rajah, not Roger! 1276 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:55,960 (CHUCKLES) 1277 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,080 (SIGHS) 1278 00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,560 (LINE RINGING) 1279 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:07,760 Yeah, Vin? 1280 00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,160 - VINAY: Yo! - It's Rish, hi. 1281 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:10,560 VINAY: Ah, Rish. What you saying? Merry Christmas. 1282 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,160 (CHUCKLES) Merry Christmas, amigo. 1283 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,560 VINAY: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got my 200? 1284 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,600 - Yeah, I have your 200. - VINAY: Nice, nice, nice. 1285 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,480 - (SNUFFLES) I was thinking... - VINAY: Yeah. 1286 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:20,000 ...let's put 50 of it on your tip. 1287 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,680 - VINAY: Yeah? - You know I'm good for it. 1288 00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,400 - VINAY: Uh, you manned up. - No, I like your conviction. 1289 00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:27,080 And I've got a feeling... 1290 00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,600 a great feeling, like... 1291 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,680 fate is shaving her cunt just for me. 1292 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:38,920 - (LAUGHS) - (VINAY LAUGHING) 1293 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,040 ♪ ("SHAME ON A NIGGA" BY WU-TANG CLAN PLAYING) ♪ 1294 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,120 Good boy. Good boy, Rajah. 1295 00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:56,280 ♪ Shame on a nigga Who try to run game on a nigga ♪ 1296 00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,080 ♪ Wu buck wild With the trigger ♪ 1297 00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:01,160 ♪ Shame on a nigga Who try to run game on a nigga ♪ 1298 00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,840 ♪ Wu buck I'll fuck your ass up ♪ 1299 00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,280 ♪ Yo, hut one, hut two Hut three, hut ♪ 1300 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,800 ♪ Ol' Dirty Bastard Live and uncut ♪ 1301 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,600 ♪ Styles unbreakable Shatterproof ♪ 1302 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,920 ♪ To the young youth You wanna get gun? ♪ 1303 00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,400 ♪ Shoot, blaow! How you like me now? ♪ 1304 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,760 ♪ Don't fuck the style Ruthless wild ♪ 1305 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,160 ♪ Do you wanna get your teeth Knocked the fuck out? ♪ 1306 00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:22,120 ♪ Wanna get on it like that Well, then, shout ♪ 1307 00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,520 ♪ Yo, RZA, yo, Razor Hit me with the major ♪ 1308 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,000 ♪ The damage, my clan Understand it, be flavor ♪ 1309 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,720 ♪ Gunning Humming coming at ya ♪ 1310 00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:31,160 ♪ First I'm gonna get ya Once I got ya, I gat ya ♪ 1311 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:33,440 ♪ You could never capture The Method Man's stature ♪ 1312 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:34,680 ♪ For rhyme and for rapture ♪ 1313 00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,480 ♪ Got niggas resigning Now master ♪ 1314 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:37,720 ♪ My style? Never! ♪ 1315 00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:40,080 ♪ I put the fucking buck In the wild, kid, I'm terror ♪ 1316 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:41,320 ♪ Razor-sharp, I sever ♪ 1317 00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,000 ♪ The head from the shoulders I'm better, than my compet'ta ♪ 1318 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,320 ♪ You mean competitor, whatever Let's get together ♪ 1319 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,160 ♪ Shame on a nigga Who try to run game on a nigga ♪ 1320 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,240 ♪ I'll fuck your ass up ♪ 1321 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:53,640 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪