1 00:00:11,229 --> 00:00:13,455 This phone thing's got him spooked. 2 00:00:13,458 --> 00:00:16,539 And Felim accounts for over half the desk profit. 3 00:00:16,542 --> 00:00:19,123 Look, I'm hoping we're not ruining a friendship 4 00:00:19,125 --> 00:00:20,539 over miscommunication. 5 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:22,552 Do you even remember what you said? 6 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:24,707 - This stays between us, okay? - Mm-hmm. 7 00:00:30,333 --> 00:00:33,248 Why are women so much more interesting to men 8 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:34,633 than men are to women? 9 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:36,790 What she say? Let me see! 10 00:00:36,792 --> 00:00:38,455 It's none of your business. 11 00:00:38,458 --> 00:00:41,581 Your team's being subsumed into the other sector teams. 12 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,203 - Where? - CPS Desk. 13 00:00:45,816 --> 00:00:47,696 I can't believe I didn't know you were at Pierpoint. 14 00:00:47,698 --> 00:00:49,698 We're in the same part of the business. 15 00:00:50,166 --> 00:00:51,961 See, the problem with this, they keep hiring 16 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:54,122 these fuckin' princesses. 17 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:56,583 Hey, buddy. Don't talk to her like that. 18 00:00:57,792 --> 00:01:00,373 If you ever need a place to stay, I have a spare room. 19 00:01:00,375 --> 00:01:01,899 Really? I would love that. 20 00:01:11,962 --> 00:01:19,125 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 21 00:01:47,583 --> 00:01:50,166 Harper? You awake? 22 00:01:52,667 --> 00:01:54,832 Maybe you should ask Greg for a coffee? 23 00:01:54,834 --> 00:01:56,957 Maybe Greg should ask me for a coffee. 24 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:00,206 Can we talk money again? 25 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:02,790 Honestly, Harper, it would make me feel uncomfortable 26 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:04,748 to charge you to live in my parents' house. 27 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:08,123 Yeah, okay, but like, do you rent this part off of them? 28 00:02:08,125 --> 00:02:10,623 Well, um... 29 00:02:10,625 --> 00:02:12,039 Oh, fucking hell. 30 00:02:12,041 --> 00:02:14,039 Choon! Such a choon. 31 00:02:15,709 --> 00:02:17,540 We should kill the business and just, like, 32 00:02:17,542 --> 00:02:19,540 follow Bicep around Europe. 33 00:02:19,542 --> 00:02:22,834 Think how purely happy we'd be. 34 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:30,272 Oh, God. You're a fucking mess. 35 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,083 Yas, have you got any lollipops? 36 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:35,206 No. No, I don't have any lollipops, Digdog. 37 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:39,957 - Are you gonna go to work today? - Nah, we just, um... 38 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:42,623 - We just picked up another bag, so... - Right. 39 00:02:42,625 --> 00:02:45,790 Alexa, play Digdog's ketty mix. 40 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:49,915 ♪ There ain't no party Like an S Club party... ♪ 41 00:02:49,917 --> 00:02:53,081 So, are all British guys pathological drug addicts? 42 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:55,707 - You get one bag... - He gets led astray. 43 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,790 This is gonna be a two-bag affair. 44 00:02:57,792 --> 00:02:59,375 Shall we go earn some money? 45 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:04,415 - So, Greg... - So, rent? 46 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:05,998 Honestly, if it means that much to you, 47 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,581 just buy something nice for the kitchen. 48 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:10,498 I don't think I even know what belongs in a kitchen like that. 49 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:12,289 It's just a kitchen. 50 00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:15,248 Yeah, but it's, like... a kitchen. 51 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,081 I still keep getting that feeling whenever I wake up, 52 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:22,583 like, I don't know, like I can't believe that I'm here. 53 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:26,375 You okay? 54 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,540 I'm getting to an age where 55 00:03:33,542 --> 00:03:36,373 my hangovers are no longer charming, I'm thinking... 56 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:39,125 What's going on? Why're there so many people here? 57 00:03:41,458 --> 00:03:43,289 Felim stopped trading with us. 58 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:45,915 According to Eric, he "stepped away from the market 59 00:03:45,917 --> 00:03:47,333 for personal reasons." 60 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:52,456 I wanna bang the drum this morning. 61 00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:55,138 Rishi and the traders will be in shortly with their axes. 62 00:03:55,141 --> 00:03:58,039 Double sales credits to anyone who fills them this month. 63 00:03:58,041 --> 00:03:59,456 Our worldview today 64 00:03:59,458 --> 00:04:02,331 is what we own and what our traders own. 65 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:05,646 Is there any more color on Felim's departure? 66 00:04:05,649 --> 00:04:08,248 Well, he... he's been having trouble with trading lines 67 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:10,625 and some protracted legal issues. 68 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:14,164 Is it temporary or permanent? 69 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:16,748 I... We... we'll have to see. 70 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:19,289 It's just that 60 percent of the P and L 71 00:04:19,291 --> 00:04:21,542 feels like a pretty big iceberg to me. 72 00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:27,373 Well... The lights are still on, Daria. 73 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:29,873 Let's make sure we keep it that way. 74 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:31,915 - Good morning. - Eric. 75 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:36,373 We need to be sharper at packaging trading strategies 76 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:38,331 across asset classes. 77 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:41,123 High-margin, multi-asset plays, please. 78 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:43,164 If our guys don't have conviction, 79 00:04:43,166 --> 00:04:45,333 it's because we're not being convincing. 80 00:04:45,917 --> 00:04:47,289 Simple as that. 81 00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:49,000 Morning, kids. 82 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:50,375 Eric. 83 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,873 Sara. So. 84 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:55,693 We've got some mid-market offers on some corporate bonds. 85 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:58,164 I would love them to be moved this morning. 86 00:05:01,375 --> 00:05:03,915 I know this might sound crazy, but I think that we could play 87 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:06,289 another slowdown in housing. 88 00:05:06,291 --> 00:05:08,415 And why should I listen to a grad? 89 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:11,087 The housing market's a canary in a coal mine. 90 00:05:11,090 --> 00:05:13,005 You don't... don't say "canary in a coal mine." 91 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:15,123 You sound like a fucking financial journalist. 92 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:16,206 What's the play? 93 00:05:16,208 --> 00:05:20,123 Um, well, obviously gold, maybe a call option. 94 00:05:20,126 --> 00:05:21,319 That's vanilla. 95 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,678 - Work on a pitch and we'll talk later. - Yeah, thank you. 96 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:24,915 - Is that it? - Yeah, thanks. 97 00:05:24,917 --> 00:05:27,873 Rish, I'm calling Arbitrage Andy, the permabear. 98 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,957 Eric, what do you want me on? 99 00:05:31,959 --> 00:05:34,750 Ah, mate, are you serious with this price? 100 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:40,832 Do you know the difference between racing green 101 00:05:40,834 --> 00:05:42,417 and studio green? 102 00:05:43,917 --> 00:05:46,917 Buddy, you are in my personal space. 103 00:05:50,709 --> 00:05:52,083 What did you study? 104 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:54,873 Literae Humaniores. 105 00:05:56,917 --> 00:05:58,373 Classics. 106 00:05:58,375 --> 00:06:01,583 How the fuck did you end up in a bank? 107 00:06:02,834 --> 00:06:05,583 Only in England. 108 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:08,709 I've told Clement to look after you. 109 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:12,208 Harper. Yo. 110 00:06:12,211 --> 00:06:13,748 Greg? 111 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:16,081 I'm on the ninth stage of the journey. 112 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:19,373 The hero faces the greatest challenge yet, 113 00:06:19,375 --> 00:06:23,125 and experiences death and rebirth. 114 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:26,998 I'm paraphrasing. 115 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,164 It's pretty cool, right? 116 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:30,123 I'm not fucking filling you there. 117 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:36,707 Hello, Marty? Yeah. Take the orders. 118 00:06:36,709 --> 00:06:38,707 Yeah. Who? 119 00:06:38,709 --> 00:06:41,289 Jack Blackburn. Ye... Yeah, he's a limp-dick analyst, but... 120 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:45,415 I can't believe he's actually reading a physical copy. 121 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:46,957 He has a view, of course... 122 00:06:46,959 --> 00:06:50,998 Mate, he used to get twatted with Michael Lewis at Salomon. 123 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,583 So he was a big deal in the '90s? 124 00:06:53,959 --> 00:06:55,206 Wow. 125 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:57,456 Yeah, if he's telling me to sell... Okay, fine. 126 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:59,873 No, I didn't say that. 127 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:02,623 I said, if his balls are out, his balls are out. 128 00:07:02,625 --> 00:07:05,498 I don't wanna see anything else apart from his balls. 129 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,665 Yeah, Hawksmoor with him and three of my best punters... 130 00:07:15,166 --> 00:07:17,500 - Come on. - No... Mate. 131 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:31,665 I was going to send the Asia stuff 132 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:33,373 to Karl at Goliath, 133 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:36,289 um, but I wasn't sure if it was okay coming directly from me, 134 00:07:36,291 --> 00:07:37,995 or if you wanted to be CCed in, or... 135 00:07:37,998 --> 00:07:39,832 Take the initiative. 136 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,581 No, I mean like a thick mainline vein 137 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:44,083 running down his cock... 138 00:07:45,624 --> 00:07:48,935 We haven't done "Yasmin's Trading Idea" in a while, um... 139 00:07:48,938 --> 00:07:51,071 I've been putting together this long dollar idea... 140 00:07:51,074 --> 00:07:52,789 Look, I should apologize. 141 00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:54,915 That whole "Trade Idea" exercise... 142 00:07:54,917 --> 00:07:57,164 It was unfair of me to put that pressure on you 143 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:59,206 when you're not ready. Truth is, nobody's gonna 144 00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:02,915 take your ideas seriously for a few years. So... 145 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:04,957 Just nail the small stuff. Yeah? 146 00:08:04,959 --> 00:08:06,790 - This is bullshit. - Okay. 147 00:08:06,792 --> 00:08:08,498 The research is fundamental... 148 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,707 Must be horseshit. 149 00:08:10,709 --> 00:08:12,415 It was good to clear the air, though. 150 00:08:12,417 --> 00:08:13,790 Yeah. 151 00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:16,540 Once again, you've wasted my time. Goodbye. 152 00:08:17,709 --> 00:08:20,415 How did you two find each other? 153 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:23,289 Uh, university. Oxford. 154 00:08:23,291 --> 00:08:25,748 I mean social circles. 155 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:28,415 How does an Old Etonian end up pals 156 00:08:28,417 --> 00:08:30,456 with a lad from the pit? 157 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:32,581 How do you expect to sell financial products 158 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:34,289 if you sound like a miner? 159 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:36,206 Our college was a melting pot. 160 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:37,709 - Mr. Clement? - No. 161 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:39,917 Where did you go? 162 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:44,957 That's me and our erstwhile premier. 163 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:46,498 Absolutely cunted. 164 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,415 Gakked to the gills. 165 00:08:48,417 --> 00:08:51,248 Reminds me that I used to be beautiful. 166 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:53,665 Sixteenth of September, 1992. 167 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:57,206 Black Wednesday. When we left the ERM. 168 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:58,915 The Exchange Rate Mechanism. 169 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:01,748 An early dalliance with putting two fingers up to Europe. 170 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:05,790 Came here, forgot everything. 171 00:09:05,792 --> 00:09:08,790 And that's the way this business has always worked. 172 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:12,623 After the crash in '29, they wallpapered the Union Club 173 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:14,291 with stock certificates. 174 00:09:15,583 --> 00:09:17,458 You haven't touched your drink, Robert. 175 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:25,790 We will be seeing Kaspar Zenden here tomorrow afternoon. 176 00:09:25,792 --> 00:09:28,623 I've built my career writing Kaspar's business. 177 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:30,873 Now, he's bringing along some new lackey, 178 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:32,540 Usman something. 179 00:09:32,542 --> 00:09:35,289 You two will need to find a way to occupy him. 180 00:09:35,291 --> 00:09:37,248 With Felim gone, the desk can't afford 181 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:39,125 to shed any more accounts. 182 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:42,081 And, gentlemen, 183 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,873 this is an important evening. 184 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,331 Get on the right side of Usman, 185 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:47,665 and you'll be on the right side of me. 186 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:50,291 I need to pay Mrs. Wilmslow. Excuse me. 187 00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:59,790 This guy Usman actually runs money. 188 00:09:59,792 --> 00:10:03,375 I'll ping him an intro. What's their mandate? 189 00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:07,667 How do you not know that? 190 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:12,289 Mate, it's Clement's only client. 191 00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:15,041 Are you deliberately trying not to impress your boss? 192 00:10:19,709 --> 00:10:23,373 Harper, are you a fan of Japanese whiskey? 193 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:26,331 My uncle was one of those older middle-aged white men 194 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,206 who was overly into Japan. 195 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:31,540 That's usually a euphemism for, like, an ethno-nonce or... 196 00:10:31,542 --> 00:10:34,164 maybe just a real nonce. Anyway, we had a load of it at his funeral. 197 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,373 Hello? 198 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:37,998 I mean, the irony was that he was actually abused, 199 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,665 he wasn't the abuser. 200 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:42,957 - I cannot believe you left me last night. - What are you talking about? 201 00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:46,083 I presume I should bring a bottle tonight? 202 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:48,166 Tonight? 203 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:51,123 Yasmin's dinner. 204 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:55,331 I am coming as a sort of pastoral figure, right? 205 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:58,206 Like, um, advisor to the youth. Youth advisor. 206 00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:00,540 - I know! - It's the only evening I can do. 207 00:11:00,542 --> 00:11:02,289 - Yeah. No, no. That's great. - Okay, cool. 208 00:11:02,291 --> 00:11:05,206 I told him to fuck off in perfect Russian. 209 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:08,250 All right, bitch, I'll see you next week. 210 00:11:09,114 --> 00:11:10,915 Someone should tell her they monitor those. 211 00:11:10,917 --> 00:11:12,041 - Yep. - Yeah. 212 00:11:13,749 --> 00:11:15,706 Always a pleasure, Daria. 213 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:16,917 Greg. 214 00:11:19,661 --> 00:11:20,792 Shut up. 215 00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:30,915 ♪ What a mess I'll Mess I'll be ♪ 216 00:11:30,917 --> 00:11:32,581 ♪ What a mess I'll ♪ 217 00:11:34,582 --> 00:11:37,247 ♪ Getting high Just from the heat ♪ 218 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:40,164 ♪ It could be a while Until we meet ♪ 219 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:43,248 ♪ Simple thing To be wasting on you ♪ 220 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,915 ♪ Simple thing to be wasting ♪ 221 00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:48,790 ♪ Getting high Just from the heat ♪ 222 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,623 ♪ I'll be cross until we meet ♪ 223 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:51,873 You all right? 224 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:54,667 ♪ I'll break gloves Till they bring me to you... ♪ 225 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:10,456 ♪ And what a mess I'll Mess I'll be ♪ 226 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:13,415 ♪ What a mess I'll Mess I'll be ♪ 227 00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:16,456 ♪ What a mess I'll Mess I'll be ♪ 228 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:18,748 ♪ What a mess I'll ♪ 229 00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,581 ♪ And what a mess I'll ♪ 230 00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:24,623 Mate, of course I'm chasing tonight. 231 00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:27,625 I'll only look like this once. And by "this," I mean gorgeous. 232 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,625 Nah. I'm moving sides tonight. 233 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,500 Your loss, buddy. Peace. 234 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,289 Oi, follicles... 235 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,667 The loo's out of order. Again. 236 00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:43,581 The smell. 237 00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:46,498 Honestly, I cannot believe that came out of a woman. 238 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,667 I need a favor. 239 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,041 Seaweed. 240 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,832 Thanks. Shoot. 241 00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:58,415 So, uh, Aubrey from Allerton is coming in tomorrow, 242 00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,248 and I need a pack put together. 243 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,206 Just boring data entry, I'm afraid. 244 00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:04,832 How often they've been trading, what volume, which asset class. 245 00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:06,623 Needs to go back the last three years. 246 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:09,081 I... I know it's not the sexiest of work, 247 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,498 but you'd be getting me out of a hole. 248 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,667 And we can meet with Aubrey together. 249 00:13:14,531 --> 00:13:15,820 That'd be great. 250 00:13:15,823 --> 00:13:18,123 Yeah, just send over the info, and I'll get right on it. 251 00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:20,623 Great, thank you. Appreciate you. 252 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,041 I am the marketing man. All the flow is me. 253 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,834 So, these will be 55 pounds. 254 00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:33,456 Are you joking? 255 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,834 Doors closing. 256 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,208 Lift going up. 257 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,375 Are they for Greg? 258 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:48,873 You know, 259 00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,581 you don't have to jump on the first guy 260 00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:53,873 - who sits next to you. - I am hardly jumping on him. 261 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,415 Well, do you like him? 262 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,123 I've never really dated a white guy. 263 00:13:57,125 --> 00:14:00,206 Floor eight. 264 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,248 So, why would you start with someone 265 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,915 - who's effectively your boss? - He's not my boss. 266 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,375 Well, he's your superior. 267 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,915 Why not just act like a normal person 268 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,415 and fuck a load of strangers via technology? 269 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:15,248 The apps make me hate myself. Every time I get a match, 270 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,790 it's with some guy at a wedding, 271 00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:19,498 or a Chad who's "into biracial chicks." 272 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,750 Right. I've got loads of dating profiles. Look. 273 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:25,248 - Tory Robert. - Wow. 274 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:26,540 See, every day, 275 00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:28,998 I match with about a million different variations 276 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,208 of the same girl called Portia who works in PR. 277 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:33,709 Or... 278 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,164 Ketty Bob. 279 00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:39,081 Loves talking about how hungover he is 280 00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:40,581 and pretends he voted for Corbyn. 281 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,206 It kind of works on, like, 282 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:45,039 flighty art types who always have a "guy taken too young" 283 00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:46,291 on their Instagram. 284 00:14:47,607 --> 00:14:48,957 Mmm. 285 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,498 Come on, hey. 286 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,415 Oh, you know, these girls, right? 287 00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:54,456 They always have some gorgeous guy 288 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:57,373 who died in his early twenties by, you know, 289 00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:59,039 suicide, car crash, whatever. 290 00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:02,834 And every year, they just wheel him out for the likes. 291 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:06,415 Ketty Bob obliges. 292 00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:08,039 This screams insecurity. 293 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,832 All right, good one. Give me your login. 294 00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,748 No. 295 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:16,289 Give me five pictures where you're not smiling. 296 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,875 - What's wrong with my smile? - Well, it's too sweet. 297 00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:24,291 How do you even have the time? 298 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:27,432 Has Gus muscled in already? 299 00:15:27,435 --> 00:15:29,331 Sorry, I'm not sure I can help with that. 300 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,164 Inevitably. 301 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,373 Biggest ass in the league since Joe Cole. 302 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:37,123 If you bet on Liverpool at home, they're only, like, 1.2, 1.3, 303 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:40,331 - but, mate, it's free money. - Username is my email. 304 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,331 Password is "password" without the P. 305 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,665 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 306 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:47,456 It's printing money. Just size up on the bet. 307 00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:49,834 Harper, what's the ETA on the pack? 308 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:52,790 Not long. Getting there. 309 00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:55,667 Is that how far you've got? 310 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,123 Um, I'm just working on this pitch for Eric, 311 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,167 but I think it could be commercial for the desk. 312 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:03,402 Okay, but I need to review it before the meeting tomorrow. 313 00:16:03,404 --> 00:16:05,873 Can you get it to me before the end of the day? 314 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:09,542 If you can't, just say. I mean, we'll... we'll work it out. 315 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:11,998 Yeah, hundred percent. 316 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,834 Great, thank you. But don't kill yourself, okay? 317 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,957 - You're up! - Oh. 318 00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:45,917 - Is that your trade idea? - Yeah. Yeah, sure. Um... 319 00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:48,417 Just... 320 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:50,957 Um... 321 00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:52,665 So, I'm thinking that we express the view 322 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,208 - via the Homebuilders sub-index. - Is this all you've done? 323 00:16:56,756 --> 00:16:59,081 I didn't know that you were expecting it finished by... 324 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:01,750 I expect you to have expectations of yourself. 325 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,331 Yeah. Sorry. Daria needed me to prep 326 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,039 some decks for her Allerton meeting tomorrow, 327 00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:11,670 and it just sort of took over. 328 00:17:11,673 --> 00:17:13,915 She wanted me to sit in that meeting with her, 329 00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,873 so I thought that that was a great opportunity for... 330 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,959 Okay, here... here's how it's gonna go. 331 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:22,915 You're gonna pitch me this again in the morning meeting. 332 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,291 And it's gonna be the version I asked for. 333 00:17:26,874 --> 00:17:28,580 In front of the entire team? 334 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:31,458 In front of the entire team. 335 00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:36,123 Be like a priest at the pulpit. 336 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:37,125 Clarity... 337 00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,000 and conviction. 338 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,623 Is that, like, a punishment? 339 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,750 Or an opportunity. It's up to you. 340 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:49,917 Don't... don't make me feel like I'm not special, Harpsicord. 341 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,458 I'm starting to feel that way. 342 00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:10,998 ♪ I wanna say I do But I don't ♪ 343 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,665 ♪ I wanna say I will But I know I won't ♪ 344 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,123 ♪ Loving you ain't easy but I still do it regardless... ♪ 345 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:24,665 You know that Ben James runs club nights now? 346 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:27,206 What else do you do with a 2:2 in Modern Languages? 347 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:31,375 Yeah, well, it looks... aggressively homosexual. 348 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,665 It's tomorrow. D'you fancy it? 349 00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,208 Uh, I didn't get an invite. 350 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,331 Not on a school night, mate. 351 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,331 Um, I should go. I'll see you tomorrow, yeah? 352 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:44,206 ♪ Even with your flaws and all ♪ 353 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,333 See you, Rob. 354 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,289 ♪ Yeah, you still the one... ♪ 355 00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:50,707 Why is he always so miserable 356 00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:52,375 after you've made him come? 357 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:55,498 Listen, mate, 358 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,748 are you sure that you know what you're doing? 359 00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,875 Because I can see it, and I'm not sure that you can. 360 00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,041 Are you only reading that now? 361 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,164 ♪ But you played games... ♪ 362 00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:10,041 I'm already in a dialogue with Usman. 363 00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,665 I'm working on a pitch with Theo. 364 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:15,081 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah You said it yourself ♪ 365 00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,875 ♪ You said it yourself ♪ 366 00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:22,915 ♪ I wanna say I do But I don't ♪ 367 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:26,373 ♪ I wanna say I will But I know I won't ♪ 368 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:30,664 ♪ Loving you ain't easy But I still do it regardless ♪ 369 00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:33,540 ♪ But I still do it regardless ♪ 370 00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:36,581 ♪ Wanna say I can But I can't ♪ 371 00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:40,081 ♪ I really wanna give us A second chance ♪ 372 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:43,957 ♪ 'Cause loving you ain't easy But I still do it regardless ♪ 373 00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:45,456 ♪ Even with your flaws and all ♪ 374 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,790 I hope I can keep this down after today. 375 00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:48,915 You'd better. 376 00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:51,039 So, um, we're launching sub-sites 377 00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:53,373 for Brown, Princeton, and Harvard. 378 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,623 - Hi! So sorry I'm late. - Oh, wow. Hey! 379 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:56,748 - Hi. - Hey. 380 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:57,873 Finally. 381 00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:00,873 And, uh, we're setting up an office in New York. 382 00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:03,665 - I'm so sorry. - It's fine. 383 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:06,248 I've told him I'm not built for a long-distance relationship. 384 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,917 So... 385 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,625 - Hey. - Hey. 386 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:13,623 Don't worry, I'm only here to be fed. 387 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,623 No. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 388 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,248 So, how do you actually make money? 389 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,164 I know that's a naff thing to say, 390 00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:20,456 but the idea of people 391 00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,289 actually making money doing something they love 392 00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:24,415 fills me with pain, so... 393 00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:26,456 Just traditional revenue streams, really. 394 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:29,123 Um, things like targeted advertising. 395 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,331 - Cool. - Stuff like that. 396 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,623 Okay, so I have a problem with these algorithms. 397 00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,373 I'll be watching Trump, right? 398 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,768 And then I'm pushed towards some 399 00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:41,123 red pill "menimism" where before I know it, it's like 4:00 a.m. 400 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,289 and I've been watching seven hours of... 401 00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:46,456 what can only be described as anti-Semitic propaganda. 402 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,998 Okay, well, you are clicking it, 403 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,183 so that is what the internet thinks that you are. 404 00:20:50,186 --> 00:20:52,415 - True, I had a great time. I loved it. - That's how that works. 405 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,458 - Speaking of which, whoopee-do! - Oh. 406 00:20:57,458 --> 00:21:01,707 Oh, my God. Is this really called "Black Nikka"? 407 00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:03,256 Wha... 408 00:21:03,267 --> 00:21:04,884 I never really thought about that. 409 00:21:04,887 --> 00:21:07,038 It's... it's two Ks, not two Gs. 410 00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,832 You swing and a miss, buddy. 411 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,748 Now I feel like the ethno-nonce. 412 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,000 Yeah, you should. You should. 413 00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,331 So, what was holding you up, anyway? 414 00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:19,998 No. No. We're not talking about work. 415 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,331 So how do I actually eat this? I don't want to offend 416 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:23,915 any more cultures than I already have. 417 00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:26,208 - Bang it all in the one bowl. - Okay. 418 00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,331 What's that? 419 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,707 It's just Rob being an asshole. 420 00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:33,038 So, Eric's sucked you into his vortex? 421 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,834 No, he just, um... 422 00:21:35,999 --> 00:21:40,288 Uh, he wants me to pitch an idea in the meeting tomorrow. 423 00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:42,076 - Whoa! - Cool. 424 00:21:42,079 --> 00:21:43,119 Thank you. 425 00:21:43,122 --> 00:21:45,193 Wonder what Daria thinks about that. 426 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,623 That's amazing. 427 00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:49,873 That CPS lets your pitch at your level. 428 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,498 Thanks. 429 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,039 Eech! 430 00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:56,373 So, you know how all those houses in London sit empty? 431 00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:59,373 I went as a kid, and... 432 00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:01,665 Am I being paranoid, 433 00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:04,873 or did Harper's trade idea sound like a veiled swipe 434 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:07,623 at my parents' financial situation? 435 00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:11,415 "Non-dom tax exiles buying up properties," I mean. 436 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,665 I dunno, you know. 437 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:15,331 I checked out when Greg started talking about 438 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:18,623 taking equity out of his flat. 439 00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:21,248 Why is that guy hanging out with us? 440 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:23,665 There is no way, no way, she likes him. 441 00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,915 - She does. - Really? 442 00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:26,957 Have you asked her? 443 00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:28,581 'Cause he just followed me to the toilet 444 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:29,915 and offered me acid. 445 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:31,415 - What? - Yeah. 446 00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:32,665 It's a Tuesday. 447 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:38,832 I cannot believe Eric lets her speak in their meetings. 448 00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:42,248 Right, you invited her to live here, 449 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:44,331 so you can't start doing that. 450 00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:47,957 All I'm saying is we should probably make her feel... 451 00:22:47,959 --> 00:22:49,498 comfortable 'cause this is obviously 452 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,873 a bit of a culture shock. 453 00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:53,665 All I am doing is making her feel comfortable! 454 00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:57,933 Yes, you are. Of course you are. 455 00:22:57,936 --> 00:23:00,748 No one else could do what I do. I'm a fucking magician. 456 00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:02,415 I am. 457 00:23:02,417 --> 00:23:04,623 I know you are. 458 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:07,456 The guy, uh, went on to be a grant-giver 459 00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:10,039 to a lot of, uh, British public schools. 460 00:23:10,041 --> 00:23:12,540 So that doesn't surprise me... 461 00:23:24,959 --> 00:23:27,417 Fuck. 462 00:23:34,917 --> 00:23:37,333 Are you gonna dry dishes with that hand? 463 00:23:41,542 --> 00:23:42,959 Shit, I'm sorry. 464 00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:45,333 Sorry. 465 00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:48,665 And this is my room. 466 00:23:48,667 --> 00:23:50,959 - The small one. - Nice! 467 00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:56,542 - Is that... Yasmin? - Oh, I have no idea. 468 00:24:00,709 --> 00:24:05,456 This is gonna sound really weird and a little bit cruel, but... 469 00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:09,709 I feel like I'm really only doing this to placate Yasmin. 470 00:24:10,542 --> 00:24:12,000 Yes. 471 00:24:12,709 --> 00:24:14,206 Totally. 472 00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:15,998 But I thought you wanted me to come. 473 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,498 No, yeah. I did, I did. I just, um... 474 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,500 Yeah. 475 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,250 It's messy. 476 00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:23,375 Same desk. 477 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,375 I'm old as fuck. 478 00:24:27,542 --> 00:24:29,375 Yeah, the truth is that, um... 479 00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:34,583 I have nothing better to do. 480 00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:39,957 Is that really unattractive? Does that make me 481 00:24:39,959 --> 00:24:43,083 - really unattractive? - No, you are attractive, Greg. 482 00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:50,998 I really should be working on that... 483 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,957 - pitch, anyway, so... - Yeah. 484 00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:09,917 Yeah. Uh-huh, thank her for dinner. 485 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,458 Okay. Before we go, is there anything else? 486 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,081 Let's wrap it up. 487 00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:39,790 I've actually worked on a special product 488 00:25:39,792 --> 00:25:41,917 that we could be making some noise with today. 489 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,123 Do we have time for a grad pitch? 490 00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:46,458 Go ahead. 491 00:25:48,417 --> 00:25:51,456 So, I'm pitching a hedge on the housing market. 492 00:25:51,458 --> 00:25:55,665 Uh, okay, any analogy with the mid-noughties cycle, 493 00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:58,081 subprime, it wouldn't work. 494 00:25:58,083 --> 00:25:59,206 Less overbuilding, 495 00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:01,039 less borrowing against existing home values... 496 00:26:01,041 --> 00:26:03,123 Well, don't you think the... 497 00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:05,873 Homebuilder stocks are looking a little toppy? 498 00:26:05,875 --> 00:26:07,248 That's not our house view. 499 00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:08,790 The house view's consensual. 500 00:26:08,792 --> 00:26:10,959 Counter-consensus is where we live. 501 00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:13,331 Keep talking. 502 00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:16,206 Initially, I was thinking some puts on the S&P, 503 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:17,790 maybe linked to a call on gold. 504 00:26:17,792 --> 00:26:19,748 But maybe something more housing specific. 505 00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:21,957 With the labor market going gangbusters like it is? 506 00:26:21,959 --> 00:26:23,289 It really doesn't make sense. 507 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:24,792 Let her... let her finish. 508 00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:28,667 So... 509 00:26:30,083 --> 00:26:32,331 The product I have the traders looking at 510 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:35,415 includes a put option on the Homebuilders index 511 00:26:35,417 --> 00:26:37,665 and a call option on gold. 512 00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:39,790 And a sweet kicker, 513 00:26:39,792 --> 00:26:42,166 credit default swaps on the Homebuilders, too. 514 00:26:42,792 --> 00:26:43,998 It's the ultimate hedge 515 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,498 in a tidy suite for client convenience 516 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,834 at margins big enough to pay us while they own it. 517 00:26:50,874 --> 00:26:54,414 The spreads are gonna be wide enough to drive a bus through. 518 00:26:54,417 --> 00:26:56,166 That's our bread and butter. 519 00:26:57,375 --> 00:27:00,333 We get paid, no matter what plays out. 520 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:09,206 I want you putting that in front of Allerton. 521 00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:11,412 You're seeing Aubrey today, aren't you? 522 00:27:11,415 --> 00:27:12,707 Um... 523 00:27:12,709 --> 00:27:16,041 Aubrey's been inactive for too long. 524 00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,540 Daria's... She's got her... 525 00:27:18,542 --> 00:27:21,498 She's got her own way of doing things, but it's time wasted. 526 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:24,498 I don't want to step on her toes. 527 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:28,540 Her toes are the last thing you'll be thinking about on RIF. 528 00:27:28,542 --> 00:27:30,540 Just tell me what the appetite's like. 529 00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:32,581 I'll think about putting it in front of my guys. 530 00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:33,667 Okay. 531 00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:49,373 - I'll get the next one. - What's this? 532 00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:52,498 That's a new fund out of Brevan. Just more noise. 533 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:55,583 ...disgusting pastries. And by "disgusting," I mean they're great. 534 00:27:56,583 --> 00:27:59,415 Swaps, futures, ETFs... 535 00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:02,415 So, I know that we said we were scrapping Yasmin's Trade Idea, 536 00:28:02,417 --> 00:28:05,456 but I was talking to Harper from Cross Product, 537 00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:07,665 and she was telling me that she has this pitch 538 00:28:07,667 --> 00:28:09,415 she's putting together on the housing market... 539 00:28:09,417 --> 00:28:12,581 Eric has his way of doing things, we have ours, okay? 540 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:18,206 Okay. I just really think that with a minor spin 541 00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:19,748 this could be interesting for us. 542 00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:20,943 Harper said last night 543 00:28:20,946 --> 00:28:22,915 that Daria's putting her into a meeting with Aubrey Lewis 544 00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:25,831 - from Allerton this afternoon... - Aubrey's in the building today? 545 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:26,875 Yeah. 546 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,654 What the fu... Come with me. 547 00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:35,665 Daria. 548 00:28:35,667 --> 00:28:37,289 My grad tells me you have a meeting with 549 00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:39,540 - Aubrey Lewis this afternoon? - Yeah, that's right. 550 00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:42,053 Allerton is dual-coverage. Someone should have told me. 551 00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:44,959 Sorry, can you remind me who you are? 552 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:49,331 I'm joking, Kenny. 553 00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:51,289 We're not discussing FX business. 554 00:28:51,291 --> 00:28:53,289 All right, w... well, I still think we should be 555 00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:54,998 - a bit more coordinated. - Aubrey does most 556 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,540 of his business through this desk. 557 00:28:56,542 --> 00:29:01,123 Okay, fine, but Yas... Yasmin has formulated 558 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:02,873 an interesting play on the housing market, 559 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,498 and I would like her in there to gauge the temperature. 560 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:08,289 I don't want grads pitching in my meeting. 561 00:29:08,291 --> 00:29:11,250 Not pitching. No. Just observing. 562 00:29:12,367 --> 00:29:14,367 Okay. Sure, fine. 563 00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:16,333 Meeting's at 3:00. 564 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,375 Much appreciated. 565 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,748 You sit in. You keep quiet. 566 00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:25,748 Note down every single thing that's said. 567 00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,832 I don't fuckin' believe that woman. 568 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:31,790 He's meant to be an FX account. CPS have fucking poached him. 569 00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:37,331 Does... does your wife 570 00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:39,415 not get irritated when you don't come to bed? 571 00:29:39,417 --> 00:29:42,206 Yeah, but she gets me back by keeping me up all night. 572 00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:44,540 - Sleep apnea. - Have you tried hot yoga? 573 00:29:44,542 --> 00:29:47,123 Is that the same as Bikram? Strikes me as unhygienic. 574 00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:48,540 Yes, they had to change the name 575 00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:50,373 because of his sexual misconduct. 576 00:29:50,375 --> 00:29:52,373 Ah, well, you've gotta be careful whenever there's 577 00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:54,331 a room of people really listening to a man. 578 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:57,123 It all leads back to the same thing. 579 00:29:57,125 --> 00:30:00,707 So, I've had some thoughts about how you're positioned. 580 00:30:00,709 --> 00:30:03,164 You know me, Daria. Wouldn't know the sky was blue 581 00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:05,123 if you didn't bring me a color chart. 582 00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:07,250 Do you have any tail-risk hedges on? 583 00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:11,707 I would advise against. 584 00:30:11,709 --> 00:30:13,289 It's not the Pierpoint house view. 585 00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:15,373 Isn't there merit in at least exploring 586 00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:16,873 some kind of insurance? 587 00:30:16,875 --> 00:30:18,248 Sometimes, yes, 588 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,164 - but all things being... - I've been working on a hedge 589 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:23,000 on the housing market that I... 590 00:30:23,003 --> 00:30:24,498 Yes? 591 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:26,790 Nothing, nothing, sorry. 592 00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:30,206 I just thought Daria would prefer to lead on this one. 593 00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:33,289 Okay. But this is a CPS meeting, 594 00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:35,164 and you're here to observe, so... 595 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,623 Ladies, you know I'm all ears for new ideas, 596 00:30:37,625 --> 00:30:40,375 but let's not discuss them on Aubrey's time. 597 00:30:40,792 --> 00:30:42,998 Okay? 598 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,248 So, as I was saying, I've been talking to some of the analysts, 599 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:47,581 and I think we should discuss 600 00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:49,581 the dollar-sterling cable opportunity. 601 00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:51,957 I mean, we expect the dollar to rally against the pound. 602 00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:56,875 Look, I'm getting frustrated, Chase... 603 00:31:02,722 --> 00:31:04,372 Grand slam? 604 00:31:04,375 --> 00:31:06,250 Yeah, I think it went well. 605 00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:09,873 Well, did... did he buy it or not? 606 00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:12,665 I didn't... There wasn't really enough time to get into... 607 00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:15,623 Not enough time? You were in there forty minutes. 608 00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:19,373 So... So why am I sending you into meetings? 609 00:31:19,375 --> 00:31:22,357 Respectfully, Eric, I brought her into the meeting. 610 00:31:25,125 --> 00:31:27,248 Aubrey's been my client for three years. 611 00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:28,458 I know his needs. 612 00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:33,540 With what he pays, his needs are subordinate to mine. 613 00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:37,248 Again, respectfully, I have to disagree. 614 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:41,164 Harper had the balls to work on something that was cogent 615 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:44,957 and commercial enough to be put in front of clients. 616 00:31:44,959 --> 00:31:47,832 We reward her. That's the system. 617 00:31:47,834 --> 00:31:50,415 And if you'd asked me about it, I could've provided you 618 00:31:50,417 --> 00:31:52,665 with a list of more suitable clients. 619 00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:54,331 I'd appreciate not being ambushed. 620 00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:56,873 Jesus Christ, you want to make MD early, 621 00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:59,164 and I still have to hold your fucking hand? 622 00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:00,498 No, that's not what I said. 623 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,748 I'm just saying a level of respect in the workplace isn't... 624 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,415 And what the fuck were you doing, 625 00:32:04,417 --> 00:32:06,333 taking FX in there with you? 626 00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:11,164 She's a grad, Eric. It was... It was a favor. 627 00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:13,873 Can you tell me the yield you get out of that account 628 00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:16,373 versus the hours you put in? 629 00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:18,500 'Cause this isn't a fucking social club. 630 00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:21,289 If you're gonna spend time stroking 631 00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:25,373 these clueless fucking chinless country club fucking Henrys, 632 00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:29,500 I want to see it in dollars. It's fucking pathetic otherwise. 633 00:32:29,503 --> 00:32:30,628 Okay. 634 00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:38,500 What's our number? 635 00:32:42,542 --> 00:32:47,375 What is our desk's budget for the year? 636 00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:54,875 How does nobody know that fucking number? 637 00:32:57,207 --> 00:33:00,038 I go to bed with that number! 638 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:09,498 We owe our clients nothing. 639 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:12,581 We have no fiduciary responsibility. 640 00:33:12,583 --> 00:33:16,373 We're advisors, we are facilitators, 641 00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:18,707 first and foremost. 642 00:33:18,709 --> 00:33:21,250 You can't fucking facilitate nothing. 643 00:33:24,834 --> 00:33:26,709 Daria should fucking know that. 644 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:41,957 Sit at your desk and call Allerton every twenty minutes 645 00:33:41,959 --> 00:33:43,415 till Aubrey's back at the office. 646 00:33:43,417 --> 00:33:47,540 Do not leave the floor until he's heard you out. 647 00:33:47,542 --> 00:33:49,748 And if he doesn't want us to write his business, 648 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:51,206 any fucking business, 649 00:33:51,208 --> 00:33:54,795 I want him pulled off every distribution list he's on. 650 00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:00,081 Because I hate to brag, but I've come in again. 651 00:34:02,899 --> 00:34:04,707 You know what I say, Kaspar. 652 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:05,957 One meeting with management... 653 00:34:05,959 --> 00:34:07,790 Is worth a thousand research reports. 654 00:34:07,792 --> 00:34:09,873 It's good to know I'm valued, then. 655 00:34:09,875 --> 00:34:12,289 Nobody's gonna tell you they love you, Theo. 656 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:15,665 It's not like people pay for research. 657 00:34:15,667 --> 00:34:18,250 No, that's exactly what we pay for. 658 00:34:19,208 --> 00:34:22,000 - Wine, sir? - Not for me, thank you. 659 00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:24,333 Are you sure we can't tempt you? 660 00:34:24,834 --> 00:34:25,959 I don't drink. 661 00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:30,832 Hi, this is Harper Stern from Pierpoint again... 662 00:34:30,834 --> 00:34:33,333 Hello again. Is it Aubrey you're after? 663 00:34:33,336 --> 00:34:34,875 Is he back? 664 00:34:34,878 --> 00:34:38,206 - Um, just now, but he might be... - I'll hold. I'll hold. 665 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:39,333 Hey, Dar. 666 00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:41,832 We're having the den redone. 667 00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:45,125 Can you... Can you lend that world-class eye again? 668 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,665 Yeah, let me see. 669 00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:50,373 Well, we agreed on green. 670 00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:53,164 Hello? Harper, Hello? 671 00:34:53,166 --> 00:34:55,623 Hi, Aubrey. It's Harper from Pierpoint. 672 00:34:55,625 --> 00:34:57,123 Yeah, what can I do for you? 673 00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:59,331 - It's two greens... - Eric asked me to call you. 674 00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:02,041 I have an interesting counter to your current exposure. 675 00:35:04,029 --> 00:35:06,401 The analysts think that equities will continue to rally, 676 00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:08,707 but I think that there is some risk in that view. 677 00:35:08,709 --> 00:35:10,331 I think that housing is rolling over. 678 00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:12,039 So, what are you offering me? 679 00:35:12,041 --> 00:35:14,164 It's a combination of puts, calls, and CDS 680 00:35:14,166 --> 00:35:16,456 packaged in an elegant, cheap suite. 681 00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:18,333 No, I don't trade CDS. 682 00:35:19,098 --> 00:35:20,305 Why? 683 00:35:20,308 --> 00:35:22,872 I don't trade products I don't understand. 684 00:35:22,875 --> 00:35:25,832 Well, these are packaged in a digestible way. 685 00:35:25,834 --> 00:35:28,206 You don't need to understand the product, just the payout. 686 00:35:28,208 --> 00:35:30,707 No, incorrect. From tulip bulbs to CDOs, 687 00:35:30,709 --> 00:35:32,415 newness has always been a dangerous sign. 688 00:35:32,417 --> 00:35:34,206 I'm not one of those market participants 689 00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:36,039 who trades in the dark. 690 00:35:36,041 --> 00:35:37,998 Trust me. These products aren't new. 691 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,039 Unfortunately, I only trust myself, 692 00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:43,748 but I almost trust Daria, after three full years. 693 00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,000 Is there anything else? 694 00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:47,248 Harper? 695 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:49,707 Yeah, Aubrey, while I have you on the phone, 696 00:35:49,709 --> 00:35:51,389 do you wanna do that cable idea 697 00:35:51,392 --> 00:35:52,892 that Daria was talking about at the meet? 698 00:35:52,894 --> 00:35:54,832 Sure. That's transparent enough for me. 699 00:35:54,834 --> 00:35:57,083 Make me a price in fifty dollars? 700 00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:59,039 Twenty/thirty? 701 00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:01,039 Thirty. Fifty dollars. 702 00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:03,555 Okay, so just to confirm, you're 50 at 30. 703 00:36:03,558 --> 00:36:05,832 Yeah, I'm in a bit of a hurry, but that sounds great. 704 00:36:05,834 --> 00:36:07,039 Thanks for your time. 705 00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:11,790 Sounded like something. 706 00:36:11,792 --> 00:36:14,498 Yeah, he's gonna think about it, but I managed to get him to 707 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,565 trade some FX now. Fifty cable. 708 00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:19,540 Did... Did he sell? 709 00:36:19,542 --> 00:36:21,206 No, he bought it. 710 00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:22,915 With sterling where it is? 711 00:36:22,917 --> 00:36:23,917 Yes. 712 00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:25,917 Thank you. 713 00:36:42,792 --> 00:36:45,208 Hi. 714 00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:53,917 - Long day. - Doors closing. 715 00:36:59,792 --> 00:37:01,291 Doors closing. 716 00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:06,458 Lift going down. 717 00:37:09,429 --> 00:37:11,802 Just an FYI, ladies. 718 00:37:11,805 --> 00:37:13,581 It's cute that you're living together, 719 00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:15,458 but keep it professional at work. 720 00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:18,248 Understood. 721 00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:19,998 Really sorry. It won't happen again. 722 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,500 Doors opening. 723 00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:30,873 I mean, since Google went public in '04, 724 00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:34,832 earnings are up a hundredfold, the price is up tenfold. 725 00:37:34,834 --> 00:37:38,248 Yeah, see, that's real underlying business change. 726 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:40,500 You two must have been at school together. 727 00:37:41,834 --> 00:37:45,333 Uh, yeah, I was, uh, two years above. 728 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,125 Same house. 729 00:37:50,542 --> 00:37:52,000 Was he your fag? 730 00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:54,707 Um... 731 00:37:54,709 --> 00:37:57,832 I think that was abolished in the '90s. 732 00:37:57,834 --> 00:38:00,039 Well, the Old Etonians' capacity for debate 733 00:38:00,041 --> 00:38:03,458 continues to ruin the country. 734 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:09,164 Oh, shit. I've done it again. How about a change of scenery? 735 00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:12,375 - I feel sufficiently lubricated. - Good. 736 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,375 Fine to settle? 737 00:38:15,208 --> 00:38:16,873 Annabel's is calling. 738 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:19,875 Let's go and pay some women to talk to us. 739 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 Malbec. Good choice. 740 00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:37,331 My job's easier if Kaspar thinks I'm conservative. 741 00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:40,540 Shall we have one in Nobu? It's only around the corner. 742 00:38:40,542 --> 00:38:42,581 Excuse me, guys. 743 00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:44,917 - Usman, very good to meet you. - And you. 744 00:38:48,874 --> 00:38:52,914 You know, Kaspar always said my, uh, best business instinct 745 00:38:52,917 --> 00:38:54,542 is my curiosity. 746 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:57,709 Have you ever been to Sweat Prom? 747 00:39:12,332 --> 00:39:16,580 Our mission tonight is to get Gus pregnant. 748 00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:19,248 - Where do they go to fuck? - What? 749 00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:21,581 You know, when they want to go fuck? 750 00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:24,542 Ah, he wants to know where the dark room is. 751 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,832 Why you asking me? 752 00:39:26,834 --> 00:39:29,417 Well, don't they build all these places to standard? 753 00:39:32,041 --> 00:39:33,415 Oi, Ben! 754 00:39:33,417 --> 00:39:36,125 Look at you. 755 00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,289 You all right, Rogers? 756 00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:40,456 You well? This is all right, innit? 757 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,873 ♪ I wish that I Could see you now ♪ 758 00:40:04,875 --> 00:40:07,498 ♪ Wish you called any day ♪ 759 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:10,289 ♪ Nevermore, no, no, no ♪ 760 00:40:10,291 --> 00:40:12,957 ♪ Later on, later on ♪ 761 00:40:12,959 --> 00:40:15,456 ♪ Pass it on the way ♪ 762 00:40:15,458 --> 00:40:18,039 ♪ See you waiting for yourself ♪ 763 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:19,206 ♪ Everything ♪ 764 00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:27,873 Harper? 765 00:40:27,875 --> 00:40:29,415 - Hey, yeah. - Hey. Will. 766 00:40:29,417 --> 00:40:31,289 - Will, hi. - If you hadn't guessed. 767 00:40:31,291 --> 00:40:33,542 How's it going? 768 00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:36,665 - Jesus, sorry. - Whoa, good start. 769 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,748 - Sorry. - It's okay. 770 00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:42,957 I was hawking university application packages. 771 00:40:42,959 --> 00:40:45,623 It's kind of like a "getting into uni" consultant. 772 00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:49,269 Everyone I worked with, every single one of them, moron. 773 00:40:49,272 --> 00:40:52,164 So, I'd have this call list, Notting Hill, Kensington, 774 00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:53,808 Chelsea numbers, that sort of thing, 775 00:40:53,811 --> 00:40:55,665 And as soon as somebody picked up, you'd be like, 776 00:40:55,667 --> 00:40:58,373 "Have you started thinking about university preparation yet?" 777 00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:00,206 Get the fear in them early, you know. 778 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,748 How old are the kids? 779 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:03,790 Like 13, 14? 780 00:41:03,792 --> 00:41:07,373 No fucking way. What do you talk to a 14-year-old about? 781 00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:09,707 Pussy, mostly. Yeah. 782 00:41:09,709 --> 00:41:11,998 The boys are always telling me what they wank to. 783 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,581 It is weird. It is weird. But I just nod along. 784 00:41:14,583 --> 00:41:16,164 "Oh, okay, mate, sure." 785 00:41:16,166 --> 00:41:17,373 Kylie or Kendall? 786 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:18,873 Yeah, the dickhead didn't show. 787 00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:20,208 Um... Uh... 788 00:41:21,291 --> 00:41:22,375 Do you know her? 789 00:41:22,999 --> 00:41:24,539 Why would I know her? 790 00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:26,456 You just strike me as the kind of guy 791 00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:28,373 who would arrange a multiple-choice date. 792 00:41:28,375 --> 00:41:31,208 That would be sociopathic. 793 00:41:32,083 --> 00:41:33,957 William Hunt. 794 00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:36,709 - Mmm. - "Will hunt." 795 00:41:37,834 --> 00:41:40,248 Is that, like, a name or an M.O.? 796 00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:43,832 Mmm. This dog will hunt. 797 00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:46,790 - That's literally horrible. - I felt bad saying it. 798 00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:49,748 What do you think the record is 799 00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:52,190 for the least amount of words spoken at one of these before... 800 00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,748 Before what? 801 00:41:57,458 --> 00:42:00,125 - I haven't showered. - I don't want you to. 802 00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:02,750 Okay. 803 00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:19,915 - Do you have a condom? - Yeah. 804 00:42:19,917 --> 00:42:21,041 Okay, get it. 805 00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:31,081 Ah, an uncut dick. 806 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:34,583 I feel like I'm in a Richard Curtis movie. 807 00:42:51,959 --> 00:42:55,000 Yes... 808 00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:24,875 ♪ I always think of you, baby ♪ 809 00:43:25,417 --> 00:43:27,665 ♪ You, baby ♪ 810 00:43:27,667 --> 00:43:30,331 ♪ And when the fire's Burning out ♪ 811 00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:33,041 ♪ It's always Back in you, honey ♪ 812 00:43:33,625 --> 00:43:35,998 ♪ You, honey ♪ 813 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,665 ♪ You got me going Round and round ♪ 814 00:43:38,667 --> 00:43:41,166 ♪ To get away from you, baby ♪ 815 00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:43,832 ♪ You, baby ♪ 816 00:43:43,834 --> 00:43:45,873 ♪ And when the stars Are coming out... ♪ 817 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:48,750 Whoo! Yeah! 818 00:43:49,834 --> 00:43:51,206 ♪ You, honey ♪ 819 00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:04,333 Whoo! 820 00:44:05,959 --> 00:44:08,770 I have to go. You gonna be okay? 821 00:44:10,792 --> 00:44:12,415 Get him anything he wants. 822 00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:15,250 As long as he's alive in the morning, we're good. 823 00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:16,917 Mwah. 824 00:44:19,317 --> 00:44:20,456 Mate! 825 00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:22,415 Clapham. Can you go to Clapham? 826 00:44:22,417 --> 00:44:25,206 Mate, don't go to Clapham. 827 00:44:25,208 --> 00:44:27,373 All right? Never go to fucking Clapham. 828 00:44:27,375 --> 00:44:29,039 Let's just go home. 829 00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:32,248 Go and secure the client. That's what Clement would want. 830 00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:33,623 Can you take us to Finsbury Park? 831 00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:35,208 - Yeah, jump in. - Stay. 832 00:44:36,708 --> 00:44:38,414 Clapham, please, mate. 833 00:44:38,417 --> 00:44:39,583 No worries. 834 00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:04,081 What the fuck? Dude, look. 835 00:45:04,083 --> 00:45:07,917 You cannot just show up here. Okay? Alice is here. 836 00:45:08,547 --> 00:45:10,045 Is she asleep? 837 00:45:10,048 --> 00:45:12,456 - Come on, let me in. - Just go home. We'll talk about it tomorrow... 838 00:45:12,458 --> 00:45:13,957 We're friends. Just let me in. 839 00:45:13,959 --> 00:45:17,373 - Fucking stop pushing me. - What you doing? 840 00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:19,164 Mate. Shut up! Shh. 841 00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:25,623 - Ooh! - Shut up. Shut the fuck up. 842 00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:27,792 Shut the fuck up. 843 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:31,123 Stop. Okay, stop. 844 00:46:17,417 --> 00:46:19,125 Shut the fuck up. 845 00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:21,458 You'll wake her. 846 00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:49,164 So do you seriously always chew gum 847 00:46:49,166 --> 00:46:50,373 while you're having sex? 848 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:52,331 - Yeah, I mean... - I didn't even notice. 849 00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:55,164 - I just, um, I've always got gum... - Do you want this? 850 00:46:55,166 --> 00:46:57,581 - Yeah, I do. I really do. - Don't tell anyone. 851 00:46:57,583 --> 00:47:00,498 - Prefer it to staging a robbery. - Oh, my God. 852 00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:01,540 Hey. 853 00:47:01,542 --> 00:47:04,623 Oh. Sorry, I, um... 854 00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:06,081 I thought you went to bed. 855 00:47:06,083 --> 00:47:08,289 Oh, yeah, no, I'm just trying to unwind. 856 00:47:08,291 --> 00:47:11,166 This is Will. But he's just leaving, so... 857 00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:13,664 Really, uh, wicked place. 858 00:47:13,667 --> 00:47:15,250 - Thanks. - Thank you. 859 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:18,458 - D'you... Go ahead. - Yeah, sure. 860 00:47:22,124 --> 00:47:26,622 Uh, so, thanks for that and that. 861 00:47:26,625 --> 00:47:28,707 Right, yeah, of course. See you about. Yeah. 862 00:47:28,709 --> 00:47:30,083 - Bye. - Bye. 863 00:47:43,874 --> 00:47:46,247 Is that a performance bonus? 864 00:47:46,250 --> 00:47:49,081 Oh, I think it was an attempt at chivalry. 865 00:47:52,917 --> 00:47:54,917 - You want some? - Okay. 866 00:47:57,917 --> 00:48:01,455 I genuinely thought that was Seb for a second. 867 00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:02,750 That's why I chose him. 868 00:48:09,542 --> 00:48:10,625 Listen. 869 00:48:11,917 --> 00:48:14,959 I think if you want to pay rent, then you should pay rent. 870 00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:18,291 I think that's a really good idea. 871 00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:23,917 Is 3K fair? It is Notting Hill, so... 872 00:48:24,917 --> 00:48:27,000 We can figure something out. 873 00:48:33,503 --> 00:48:38,970 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 874 00:49:45,917 --> 00:49:48,873 What's it really like, being a woman in this environment? 875 00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:50,542 Not so much as being a man. 876 00:49:54,926 --> 00:49:56,264 And there's always banter. 877 00:49:56,267 --> 00:49:58,684 Banter? Sounds like a euphemism. 878 00:50:00,834 --> 00:50:02,831 Well, you have to have a sense of humor. 879 00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:07,004 This is clearly a brain-fry, um, I must've mis-booked it. 880 00:50:08,051 --> 00:50:10,164 You come here because it's one 881 00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:12,598 of the fewer places where nobody cares where you're from. 882 00:50:12,601 --> 00:50:14,450 You risk your job if you don't come clean. 883 00:50:14,452 --> 00:50:16,942 No, no. I'm not allowed to make any mistakes. 884 00:50:17,875 --> 00:50:19,205 So you lied to me? 885 00:50:19,208 --> 00:50:20,625 Well, is it illegal? 886 00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:24,081 There are many potential role models here. 887 00:50:24,083 --> 00:50:25,248 You can be one of them.