1 00:00:05,750 --> 00:00:09,000 ERIC TAO: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... 2 00:00:09,083 --> 00:00:12,291 I've never seen anyone put their IQ on a CV before. 3 00:00:15,375 --> 00:00:17,291 How many of these have you had? 4 00:00:17,375 --> 00:00:21,417 Nine. Four in New York, four here, and a Skype. 5 00:00:22,583 --> 00:00:23,792 Why are you here, then? 6 00:00:23,875 --> 00:00:28,375 Well, it's not a very political answer, but... 7 00:00:28,458 --> 00:00:30,417 I think mediocrity is too well-hidden 8 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:32,291 by parents who hire private tutors. 9 00:00:33,959 --> 00:00:35,792 I am here on my own. 10 00:00:35,875 --> 00:00:39,208 I want to be able to explain myself clearly, 11 00:00:39,291 --> 00:00:42,041 um, and have people be receptive to my ideas. 12 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,333 Is that how you get your validation? 13 00:00:44,417 --> 00:00:45,750 People listening to you? 14 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:48,375 As opposed to, uh...? 15 00:00:48,458 --> 00:00:50,333 ERIC: Every successful business 16 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,500 is full of people who've spent money 17 00:00:52,583 --> 00:00:54,583 nurturing unremarkable talent. 18 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:56,083 GREG GRAYSON: Why did you read Geography? 19 00:00:56,166 --> 00:00:59,375 Geography had the least amount of applicants the year before. 20 00:00:59,458 --> 00:01:02,709 You know, it's a marginal game about marginal gains. 21 00:01:02,792 --> 00:01:04,750 Nothing wrong with the back door. 22 00:01:04,834 --> 00:01:08,083 I played third fiddle to two figures in my mother's life, 23 00:01:08,166 --> 00:01:11,166 Jesus Christ and Margaret Thatcher. 24 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:12,625 And where do you stand on them? 25 00:01:12,709 --> 00:01:16,750 One's the reason we're all here, and the other's a carpenter. 26 00:01:16,834 --> 00:01:20,625 I think this is the closest thing to a meritocracy there is. 27 00:01:21,917 --> 00:01:23,542 And I only ever want to be judged 28 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,000 on the strength of my abilities. 29 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:27,000 And paid for it. 30 00:01:28,083 --> 00:01:29,333 I guess. 31 00:01:29,417 --> 00:01:32,417 I didn't realize that we recruited 32 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,291 from SUNY Binghamton. 33 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:36,750 It's a nontarget. 34 00:01:36,834 --> 00:01:38,667 LUCINDA YOUNG: Can you tell us a joke? 35 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,291 Uh, ye-- yeah. 36 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:44,834 Uh, it's a bit for work, um, or whatever. 37 00:01:44,917 --> 00:01:46,750 You know how many mountains I'd have to move 38 00:01:46,834 --> 00:01:48,667 to get you to London for good? 39 00:01:50,208 --> 00:01:53,834 ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 40 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:27,458 -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) -(PHONES RINGING) 41 00:02:27,542 --> 00:02:29,500 You don't look sure how to navigate that. 42 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:32,333 ANNOUNCER: (OVER P.A.) Would this year's graduate class please assemble 43 00:02:32,417 --> 00:02:36,792 in the second-floor auditorium for your week-three induction. 44 00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:38,709 You ready to be indoctrinated? 45 00:02:39,417 --> 00:02:40,750 See you down there. 46 00:02:43,166 --> 00:02:44,583 Sure I can't get you anything? 47 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:47,792 GREG: Uh, yeah, Robert, 48 00:02:47,875 --> 00:02:49,166 I've been meaning to ask, actually. 49 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,166 Um, did someone very close to you die? 50 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:52,542 RISHI RAMDANI: It's a very dark suit. 51 00:02:52,625 --> 00:02:55,166 I'm sorry for your loss, but have you left the, uh, 52 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:57,500 label on your sleeve there as well? Wow! 53 00:02:57,583 --> 00:02:58,625 Yeah, it's new. 54 00:02:58,709 --> 00:03:00,375 Yeah, you look like regional nightclub security. 55 00:03:00,458 --> 00:03:01,959 RISHI: Stag do security. 56 00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:03,083 Actually, let me just-- 57 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:04,709 -Oh! -Let me just do that for you, 58 00:03:04,792 --> 00:03:06,458 before you embarrass yourself in front of your peers. 59 00:03:06,542 --> 00:03:09,125 You see, what you've done there is actually erect a billboard 60 00:03:09,208 --> 00:03:11,750 -to how gauche you are. -Yeah, nice one. (CHUCKLES) 61 00:03:11,834 --> 00:03:15,083 Uh, Robert wears Ted Baker, ladies and gentlemen! 62 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:16,250 -Whoo! -Just so you know! 63 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:18,375 -I think you look great. -Thanks. 64 00:03:18,458 --> 00:03:20,834 GREG: The Undertaker, Attitude Era! 65 00:03:20,917 --> 00:03:22,959 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 66 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:27,458 ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 67 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:31,333 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 68 00:03:31,417 --> 00:03:33,000 AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors opening. 69 00:03:39,792 --> 00:03:40,792 Hi. 70 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:44,709 Um, I think we met at the drinks? 71 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:46,458 I don't think that was me. 72 00:03:48,375 --> 00:03:49,458 Okay. 73 00:03:50,375 --> 00:03:53,667 -It's cool. Free bar. -(CHUCKLES) 74 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:55,417 I'm Yasmin from FX sales. 75 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,041 I think we work on the same floor. 76 00:03:57,125 --> 00:03:58,709 Harper, CPS team. 77 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:05,250 He works on my team. He's a whole snacc. 78 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:08,000 If you're into that kinda thing, I guess. (CHUCKLES) 79 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:10,125 SARA DHADWAL: Welcome, graduates. 80 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:16,125 Young people are our capital. 81 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:18,333 Graduates are our capital. 82 00:04:18,417 --> 00:04:21,250 And while it's my pleasure to congratulate you 83 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:22,458 on this placement, 84 00:04:22,542 --> 00:04:25,083 the work to stay here starts now. 85 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:27,375 Which senior vouches for you, 86 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:29,792 the impression that you make on clients, 87 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:31,834 will all be evaluated. 88 00:04:31,917 --> 00:04:34,083 In six months' time, on RIF day-- 89 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:37,125 that's Reduction in Force-- you'll be standing in this room, 90 00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:39,125 telling all of us... 91 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:42,625 why you should be hired permanently to your desk. 92 00:04:42,709 --> 00:04:43,959 Pierpoint is the world's 93 00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:46,375 preeminent financial services institution. 94 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:49,959 We expect you to behave like you have a stake in it. 95 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:54,291 Act like an owner. Enrich your clients, enrich us, 96 00:04:54,375 --> 00:04:55,709 enrich yourselves. 97 00:04:55,792 --> 00:04:59,000 So, look at the guy or gal next to you. 98 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:02,208 Really look. Do you think you're better than them? 99 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:03,959 Maybe you are. 100 00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:06,583 But half of you won't be here in six months. 101 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:09,875 Just make yourselves indispensable. 102 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:13,625 ♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ 103 00:05:13,709 --> 00:05:16,458 YASMIN KARA-HANANI: Extra dirty chai with a scoop of whey. 104 00:05:16,542 --> 00:05:18,000 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 105 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:19,333 YASMIN: Skinny latte. 106 00:05:19,417 --> 00:05:20,792 WOMAN: ...whatever he tells you to do. 107 00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:22,542 Is there anything you want looking at? 108 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:26,333 DARIA GREENOCK: We were on his catamaran, 109 00:05:26,417 --> 00:05:28,417 and then the guide caught some grouper 110 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:31,458 and fried it on the side of the boat. 111 00:05:31,542 --> 00:05:33,834 (LAUGHS) Yeah, it was beautiful. 112 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:37,667 Hey, ask Rishi for the level of one year, one year, euro swap 113 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:39,208 in 500k DV01. 114 00:05:39,291 --> 00:05:40,792 RISHI: They don't call me promiscuous... 115 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:42,542 -Rishi. -ERIC: Today, please. 116 00:05:43,542 --> 00:05:45,083 -Rishi? -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 117 00:05:45,166 --> 00:05:46,500 -Can you send-- -Relax. 118 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:48,417 It's not an auction house. 119 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,792 I've just sent out my runs. They're on your Bloomie. 120 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:52,792 You can sit down now. 121 00:05:55,875 --> 00:05:58,625 ERIC: I was talking to Felim at Fenmarsh. 122 00:05:58,709 --> 00:06:01,500 He's impressed with that US tail risk work you did for him. 123 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:03,041 He sent me an email to say thanks. 124 00:06:03,125 --> 00:06:04,583 Sorry, I didn't want to clog your inbox. 125 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:07,041 Don't apologize. Just remember to talk your book here, 126 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:08,375 or people will miss it. 127 00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:10,917 We want to get you printing business as soon as possible. 128 00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:17,458 Oh, Harper. Harper. 129 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:20,125 -Hi. -HARPER STERN: Hey. 130 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:21,709 Sorry, just catch my breath. 131 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:23,667 -HARPER: Sure. -Cycled in. 132 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,709 -Hmm. -JUSTIN KLINEMAN: Uh... 133 00:06:25,792 --> 00:06:29,875 Yes, uh, I still don't have your university transcript. 134 00:06:29,959 --> 00:06:32,375 I'm really sorry. I will get on it. 135 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:35,000 Hmm. You said that last week. 136 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:41,333 Oh, Harper Stern, you're an international candidate, right? 137 00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:44,542 I'm still missing your transcript. 138 00:06:44,625 --> 00:06:46,917 I'm still waiting on my college to send a copy. 139 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,834 They are notoriously slow. (CHUCKLES) 140 00:06:49,917 --> 00:06:51,417 We're moving out of that gray area now, 141 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,166 where it's becoming a bit of a problem for us, 142 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:56,125 and therefore a problem for you. (CHUCKLES) 143 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:59,083 Sorry. You may continue your quest. 144 00:06:59,166 --> 00:07:00,500 -HARPER: Ah. -For the loo. 145 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:02,208 -HARPER: Thank you. -(LAUGHS) 146 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:16,000 -HARI DHAR: Harper. -Hey. 147 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:18,250 Have you been home? 148 00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:20,291 You're just, like, never in your room, 149 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:24,166 and you're wearing an... identical outfit to yesterday? 150 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:26,792 Uh, well, I'm logging those nocturnal hours. 151 00:07:26,875 --> 00:07:28,750 Trying to make a good impression, you know? 152 00:07:29,709 --> 00:07:31,667 Don't try to figure out 153 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:33,959 how much you get paid by the hour in IBD, 154 00:07:34,041 --> 00:07:37,166 because I will guarantee you it is less than minimum wage. 155 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:41,000 Well, the way I see it, I'm in the ivory tower upstairs, 156 00:07:41,083 --> 00:07:44,583 you're down here on the floor with the peasants. 157 00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:50,125 -Nice. -(HARPER CHUCKLES) 158 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:51,875 (TOILET FLUSHING) 159 00:07:52,709 --> 00:07:54,375 (DARIA SIGHS) 160 00:07:58,291 --> 00:08:00,417 (WATER RUNNING) 161 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:08,709 Well, for a minute, I thought you were actually gonna talk. 162 00:08:10,166 --> 00:08:12,000 You know, you've been here for three weeks, 163 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:14,792 and you've barely said a word to me. 164 00:08:14,875 --> 00:08:17,083 I'm sorry. I've just been underwater 165 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:18,959 backing up Eric's accounts. 166 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:20,583 DARIA: I know we both work for Eric, 167 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,083 but I'm your line manager. 168 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:25,250 Has he asked you to meet clients? 169 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:29,208 No. (CHUCKLES) For sure not, no. 170 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:30,542 Well, I've got this dinner 171 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:32,667 tomorrow night with Mallon Mercer. 172 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:34,917 Nicole Craig. It's a bit of a one-way relationship, 173 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,125 but substantial to the firm. 174 00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:39,667 It's a chance to increase your visibility as a grad. 175 00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:41,667 Do you want to tag along? 176 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:43,792 Yeah. Yes. 177 00:08:43,875 --> 00:08:45,375 I'll look into her mandate. 178 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:46,792 Don't overthink it. 179 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:51,959 ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 180 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:01,166 (GLASS BOTTLES JANGLING) 181 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:04,959 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 182 00:09:05,834 --> 00:09:08,542 GUS SACKEY: Are you that thirsty? 183 00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:12,375 Well, you know, if you got a 30 quid meal allowance, 184 00:09:12,458 --> 00:09:14,417 like, why would you not use all of it? 185 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,792 That's very naff. 186 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:19,208 How's your model? 187 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:21,959 (GROANS) I'll finish it in the morning. 188 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:26,250 Send it over my way, I've got capacity. 189 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,917 How do you have capacity? 190 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,166 -Brutal finance guy, innit? -GUS: I don't know what that is. 191 00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:33,000 HARI: You bouncing? 192 00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:37,291 Hey, man. Hey. It's only 10:15. 193 00:09:38,959 --> 00:09:41,000 No one here is actually gonna tell you this, 194 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:42,792 but you need to put in face time. 195 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,083 GUS: Actually, I don't. 196 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:46,458 Staying up all night doesn't enhance my work. 197 00:09:48,542 --> 00:09:50,875 Mate. Mate! 198 00:09:50,959 --> 00:09:54,291 ♪ ("CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE ANYMORE" BY SWAN LINGO PLAYING) ♪ 199 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:42,875 (ALARM RINGING) 200 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:01,792 (ALARM RINGING) 201 00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:14,250 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 202 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,834 -TODD BARBER: Let me see your room. -HARPER: My room? 203 00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:20,583 -TODD: Yeah. -Yeah, check it. 204 00:11:20,667 --> 00:11:22,291 It's Pierpoint's temp accommodation 205 00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:25,750 -for out-of-towners. -Mm-hmm. Okay, okay, okay. 206 00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:28,125 -Looks crazy. -(CHUCKLES) 207 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:30,375 How easy is it to get them Ivy League niggas 208 00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:31,542 to come home with you? 209 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:33,041 HARPER: I'm just here to work. 210 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:36,875 -It's only with you that everything becomes sexual. -(TODD LAUGHS) 211 00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:38,667 TODD: So the only reason you're calling me 212 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:40,458 is that you want a fake transcript? 213 00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:43,333 You must need it pretty bad. 214 00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:46,000 You sure that's all you need? 215 00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:50,000 HARPER: Why? What else would I want? 216 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,583 TODD: What are you offering? 217 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,500 Did you get a job yet, Todd? 218 00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:57,125 Nah, I did some unpaid shit. 219 00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:00,834 It's hard to make money off your passion. 220 00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:03,417 You know, unless your passion's... money. 221 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:04,583 HARPER: Fuck you. 222 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:06,917 TODD: (LAUGHS) Okay, but if I can make your bank 223 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,500 think you graduated, what's that worth to you? 224 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:12,750 HARPER: What, you didn't get to fuck tonight? Is that it? 225 00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:16,917 TODD: (LAUGHS) I mean... (SINGING) ♪ If you need dick ♪ 226 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,750 BOTH: (SINGING) ♪ I got you ♪ 227 00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,583 -(HARPER LAUGHS) -(TODD LAUGHS) 228 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:23,542 ♪ ("DINNER" BY BLOOD ORANGE PLAYING) ♪ 229 00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:26,083 ♪ I'm losing ♪ 230 00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:28,583 ♪ I'll do anything I can... ♪ 231 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:31,208 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 232 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,000 (GIGGLES) 233 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:38,500 TODD: Ass up. What that ass do? 234 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:43,333 ♪ Never had a doubt I'm losing ♪ 235 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:47,834 ♪ I'll do anything I can ♪ 236 00:12:47,917 --> 00:12:52,417 ♪ To make sure that You are never happy ♪ 237 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:57,291 ♪ Oh, love Oh, no ♪ 238 00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:59,458 ♪ Never had a doubt I'm los-- ♪ 239 00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:01,250 -(LAPTOP CHIMES) -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 240 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,500 GREG: You don't listen to what Daddy says. He's going to-- 241 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,041 Just ignore it. 242 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,709 RISHI: This morning meeting's about to start, mate. 243 00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:17,500 GREG: If-- if what Daddy said actually affected you, 244 00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:21,208 then you wouldn't still be on the phone now. 245 00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:24,083 -Why have you changed the WACC? -The DCF was coming out too low. 246 00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:26,333 LUCINDA: Well, how does it compare to the transaction comps? 247 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:28,834 These pre-profit unicorns trade on crazy multiples. 248 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,166 Eight times, nine times. 249 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,834 Less a liquidity discount, we'd be just over the DCF. 250 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:34,083 All right, fantastic. 251 00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:36,375 What's that? 252 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:37,750 That's my model. 253 00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:39,375 LUCINDA: Why are you doing the model? Gus is doing the model. 254 00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:40,834 I had capacity. I just wanted to get ahead. 255 00:13:40,917 --> 00:13:42,375 Hari, I told you to do the pitchbook, 256 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,000 so do the fucking pitchbook, okay? 257 00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:45,834 HungerFix want to optimize delivery speed, 258 00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:48,417 so they're looking at mid-caps with best-in-class GPS tech. 259 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,500 Clear comps. Deliveroo, Uber Eats... 260 00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,291 I've found something with good sat-nav IP. 261 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,000 -They're quite small-- -Don't fucking fish! 262 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,500 Stick to the formatting. 263 00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:58,000 And for fuck sake, make sure the font's Helvetica 12 264 00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,166 or the MD will freak. 265 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,959 And I might have to take one of you into the pitch. 266 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,125 I'll lead, but it'll be good for your visibility. 267 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 268 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:12,000 -Why are you doing my model? -Mate, it's the team's work. 269 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,041 GUS: No, it's my work. 270 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,542 It's not my fault you feel the need to keep score. 271 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:17,750 I don't. 272 00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:23,166 So, I'm guessing last night was Boisdale? 273 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:28,041 Boisdale. Five Hertford, and then, inevitably, Annabel's. 274 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:29,875 The triumvirate. 275 00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:32,041 Like the embrace of an old friend. 276 00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,125 (LAUGHING) 277 00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:37,041 Right. Okay, um... So, I've published a piece 278 00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:39,709 looking back at the decade post-crisis. 279 00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:43,792 Three stages. Housing, 2007 to 2009-- 280 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:47,667 How are we supposed to monetize what's in the rear-view mirror? 281 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:48,959 Well, um... 282 00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:51,291 CLEMENT COWAN: Any new buy recommendations? 283 00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,250 Still overweight with a preference for the US. 284 00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:56,500 Even with margins and valuations at all-time highs? 285 00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:59,834 Why bother publishing if there are no material changes? 286 00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:06,709 Well, I suppose Kaspar can pay for my personality. 287 00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:09,041 Well, you can read my note out loud to him if you'd like. 288 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,667 CLEMENT: It's not exactly commercial, is it? 289 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:14,417 Once again, the research team excel 290 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,834 in wasting salespeople's time. 291 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,667 GREG: Oh, another walkout. 292 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,750 YASMIN: So, it's one cob with bacon, no Stilton, 293 00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:29,291 and the other one without-- No, no, no, wait. Sorry. 294 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:33,625 The first one I need with bacon. Um, thank you. And, uh-- Oh. 295 00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:36,250 Sorry, I specifically said, "No dressing." 296 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:39,542 ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 297 00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:53,875 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 298 00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:00,041 Keeping the cattle fed and watered? 299 00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:08,333 ERIC: My first proper dinner was with Philippe Jabre. 300 00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:11,291 You know, from hedge funds? He's famous. 301 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:14,458 Dozen of us at Nobu, pre-08 Nobu. 302 00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:16,000 I had gastroenteritis. 303 00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:18,250 (CHUCKLES) Threw up at the table. 304 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:22,250 Jabre said it was the first interesting thing 305 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,500 to come out of my mouth all night. 306 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:25,917 That's only half true. 307 00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:31,667 But he still called. 308 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,834 I still printed his business. 309 00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:35,500 That's the bar. 310 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:38,000 Don't let Daria tell you it's just dinner. 311 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,583 HARPER: I'll work on a pitch. 312 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,083 RISHI: Which grad do you have to bully 313 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,458 -to get a fucking sanger? -(TELEPHONE RINGING) 314 00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:46,375 ERIC: Felim, how was Capri? 315 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,959 -You need to get out of here. -Why? 316 00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:57,875 You've only left the building once in the last 48 hours. 317 00:16:57,959 --> 00:17:00,417 It's automatically red flagged by your ID card. 318 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,333 I don't want to know where you've been sleeping, 319 00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:05,291 but optically, I need you to walk out of the office, 320 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:09,000 tap your card out, do whatever, then come back. 321 00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:12,375 -No more red flag. -Okay. Sorry. 322 00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:13,709 You're not in trouble. 323 00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:15,750 I appreciate how you're meeting the needs of the business. 324 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,792 -(SOFTLY) Oh... Thanks. -(BOTTLES JANGLING) 325 00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,542 Get rid of the fucking water, yeah? 326 00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:21,291 (SIGHS) And don't take the piss. 327 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,625 ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 328 00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:27,709 GUS: Go grab a pint. 329 00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:29,750 I might come find you when the work's done. 330 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,959 (BOTTLES JANGLING) 331 00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,000 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 332 00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:52,208 No rest for the wicked. (CHUCKLES) 333 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,083 NICOLE CRAIG: (IN VIDEO) Women of power 334 00:17:57,166 --> 00:18:00,917 seem to like to withhold sunlight from women coming up. 335 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,000 It's not cool. We can't be doing that. 336 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,208 The success... 337 00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:10,834 -♪ (POP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 338 00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:14,041 You're a bit of a masochist. 339 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:16,917 -Excuse me? -Negging Clement in the meeting. 340 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,583 I spent months writing something 341 00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:21,875 for the fucking salesmen to parrot over the phone, 342 00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:24,375 and Clement doesn't even have the humility to listen 343 00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,792 for five fucking minutes. 344 00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:27,458 Yeah, but his war stories though. 345 00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:30,041 He's a fucking dinosaur. 346 00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:33,250 It took two years for him to say "good morning" to me. 347 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,875 He's never going to speak to you. 348 00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:37,458 Yeah, all right, mate. Whatever. 349 00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:39,291 I'm just saying, don't think 350 00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:41,792 that a guy like that's gonna protect you on RIF. 351 00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:44,625 Clement, he's-- he's got Kaspar, that's one fucking account, 352 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:46,709 and yeah, it's-- it's big, 353 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,458 but the only way to guarantee you survive is to say, 354 00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:53,917 "I am an originator. I won new business." 355 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:06,250 I remember I was with, um, Adrian. 356 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,625 Come on, what did this place used to be called? 357 00:19:08,709 --> 00:19:11,333 It's, uh, come on, it used to have 358 00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:14,500 some really awful single syllable name 359 00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:16,917 like "Stunt," or something like that. 360 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,917 Looked like a fucking building site. 361 00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:25,583 So, um, does she have a-- does she have an "ON" button? 362 00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:26,750 (DARIA CHUCKLES) 363 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:33,417 (IMITATES BUZZER SOUND, LAUGHS) 364 00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:35,250 (CHUCKLES) 365 00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:38,792 (ALL LAUGHING) 366 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:40,166 Uh, I was looking into 367 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,917 -the business you did with-- -Right. Uh, priorities. 368 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,709 Shall we get some wine 369 00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,959 that doesn't taste like paint thinner? 370 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,625 -Abso-fucking-lutely. -(LAUGHS) Yeah. 371 00:19:50,709 --> 00:19:52,583 NICOLE: Okay, what do we have? 372 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,500 ♪ (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 373 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,542 Do you, uh, do you know Gus? 374 00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:03,125 Uh, yeah, yeah, I live with him. I lived with him at uni. 375 00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:06,709 Oh, uh, we-- we sort of lost touch while he was there. 376 00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:09,250 I went to school with him. With all those guys. 377 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,792 ROBERT SPEARING: Surprised it took you that long to mention Eton. 378 00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:14,333 Two years above. "House Captain," he said. 379 00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:15,834 (LAUGHS) 380 00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,792 I know a lot about you two. 381 00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:22,250 Yeah. 382 00:20:23,542 --> 00:20:24,625 Catch you later. 383 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,583 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 384 00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:30,667 NICOLE: Saying "Everything's gonna be okay" over and over 385 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:33,375 doesn't stop your house burning down around you, does it? 386 00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:36,333 Eventually we shall be eating our pets. 387 00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:39,166 Well, if that's your philosophy, you could trade it. 388 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:42,083 Hmm, extremely reasonable at twice the price. 389 00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:45,750 I'm-- I'm being sarcastic. It's is reassuringly expensive. 390 00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:48,166 Buy an option on the US ten year at four percent. 391 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,917 (SCOFFS) Yields haven't been there 392 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,667 since before you were born. 393 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,875 Actually, since the early aughts. 394 00:20:53,959 --> 00:20:55,542 Were you even sentient then? 395 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:58,041 DARIA: Sorry, Nicole, graduates don't normally pitch. 396 00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:00,375 NICOLE: Fuck that, let her talk. 397 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,417 With the president bulldozing the reputation 398 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,375 of the US overseas, you know, 399 00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:06,041 for me, it follows that... 400 00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:09,041 the administration will totally kill the rep of treasuries. 401 00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:11,458 And pissing in China's mouth isn't gonna help. 402 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:12,667 Exactly. Personally? 403 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:14,625 I just think we're due an enormous selloff. 404 00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:16,458 We're low key throwing ourselves in cold wars 405 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,250 with all of our trading partners. 406 00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:21,291 China are the biggest global holder of US paper. 407 00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:24,875 If they start dumping, yields will soar past four percent. 408 00:21:24,959 --> 00:21:27,417 If you think the house is burning down, 409 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,208 this is how you monetize it. 410 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:34,333 (STAMMERS) Bearish people lose money in this market. 411 00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:36,291 Yeah, but the world's pregnant with tail risk. 412 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:39,250 Right, and this is a play for the end. 413 00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,500 (INHALES) Who wants another drink, anyone? 414 00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:44,792 DARIA: (GROANS) My PT hates it when I'm hungover. 415 00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:48,291 We are gonna have to love you and leave you, I'm afraid. 416 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:51,625 -As hard as that is. -Right, well, I won't get up. 417 00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:53,500 Fine for you to piss off to bed, 418 00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,834 but I'll let Harper finish her thoughts, yeah? 419 00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:56,917 DARIA: Right. 420 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:00,625 Nicole. 421 00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:04,250 Harper. Pick up the bill. 422 00:22:05,917 --> 00:22:07,792 Mikey, you should be fresh in the morning. 423 00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:11,667 Yeah, I'll be the responsible one. 424 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:15,291 (SIGHS) Uh, here is my card. 425 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:16,542 Thank you. 426 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,417 So, I can write up an email-- 427 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,458 I don't think you're a saleswoman. 428 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,250 That's a compliment. 429 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,291 Salespeople sell... certainty. 430 00:22:32,458 --> 00:22:33,750 Ah, lovely. 431 00:22:35,792 --> 00:22:37,291 (WHISPERING) What a life. 432 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,291 (NICOLE CHUCKLES) 433 00:22:43,709 --> 00:22:45,000 Got us an Uber. 434 00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:46,959 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 435 00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:50,208 ROBERT: There's two times surge. 436 00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:52,041 You pay twice as much to go home 437 00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:54,125 and have half the fun. (CHUCKLES) 438 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,291 Wipe your fucking nose. 439 00:22:58,667 --> 00:23:00,750 It only takes two pints, doesn't it? 440 00:23:03,291 --> 00:23:06,333 All the Outreach guys together, of course. 441 00:23:06,417 --> 00:23:09,875 -It's a scheme for-- -Diversity hires, I know. 442 00:23:09,959 --> 00:23:11,583 Gus thinks he's above all that. 443 00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:14,000 -I resent your friendship. -Good. You're staying out. 444 00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:16,917 Yeah, I'm not sure I can be seen fraternizing with you two. 445 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,250 ROBERT: I'm sober as a judge. 446 00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:22,125 -Get in the car, man. Go home. -Don't push me. 447 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:27,458 GUS: Try not to throw up in there. 448 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:31,458 Yeah, mate, Pierpoint. 449 00:23:31,542 --> 00:23:34,208 Take him home, please. Destination's in. 450 00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:45,041 ♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 451 00:23:50,417 --> 00:23:53,542 I can write up that option idea for you in the morning. 452 00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:58,000 If you want. 453 00:24:10,417 --> 00:24:11,500 Okay. 454 00:24:12,959 --> 00:24:15,834 -Can I come a bit closer? -(LAUGHS) 455 00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:23,542 NICOLE: I'm so tired. 456 00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:30,208 (NICOLE SIGHS) 457 00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:56,792 (NICOLE SIGHS) 458 00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:13,709 He can drop you anywhere. 459 00:25:15,417 --> 00:25:16,583 (CAR DOOR SLAMS) 460 00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:28,667 (CAR KEYS JANGLING) 461 00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:31,291 Sou-- Southwark. 462 00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:47,792 -(CAR DOOR CLOSING) -(HARI SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 463 00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:52,125 (MUFFLED ARGUING) 464 00:25:52,792 --> 00:25:54,291 HARI: It's not my house. 465 00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:56,834 -(DRIVER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) -HARI: It's not my house! 466 00:25:56,917 --> 00:25:58,875 My house doesn't have balconies. 467 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,125 DRIVER: It's what you put in the system, mate. 468 00:26:02,834 --> 00:26:06,542 (GROANING) No, no, no. No, no, no. I'm-- I'm fine. 469 00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:07,667 Dude, if I leave you alone, 470 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:09,542 you're gonna choke on your own vomit. 471 00:26:12,834 --> 00:26:16,333 -Ten minutes, ten minutes. -(CHUCKLES) Yeah, okay. 472 00:26:18,291 --> 00:26:20,166 How's IBD? You're out early. 473 00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:22,083 Uh... 474 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:24,291 Yeah, I don't know, I think... 475 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:26,875 I think they treat me differently. 476 00:26:26,959 --> 00:26:30,625 Like I went to state school, and... 477 00:26:30,709 --> 00:26:33,792 they-- they-- they even talk to me differently. 478 00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:36,875 This guy on my desk, Gus, 479 00:26:36,959 --> 00:26:40,709 I feel like he makes it his personal business... 480 00:26:40,792 --> 00:26:44,083 trying to make me feel like I'm unworthy of it or something. 481 00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:48,583 He sounds like a fucking asshole. (CHUCKLES) 482 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,000 This weird thing happened at dinner with this woman. 483 00:26:57,875 --> 00:26:59,250 A client. 484 00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:02,583 That's good. You're doing dinners with clients already. 485 00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:05,166 HARPER: Yeah. Daria, my line manager, 486 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,959 just invited me out of the blue. (CHUCKLES) 487 00:27:08,041 --> 00:27:09,959 It went really well. 488 00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:12,583 And the-- the client, she gave me a ride home, 489 00:27:12,667 --> 00:27:13,834 and... 490 00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:15,875 she sort of... 491 00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:18,667 touched me... 492 00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:24,083 and she's a woman, you know? 493 00:27:24,166 --> 00:27:26,583 But I don't know, it was still kind of... 494 00:27:29,291 --> 00:27:30,375 weird. 495 00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:32,834 I thought she bit on an idea, 496 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:36,000 but she won't want to deal with me now. 497 00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:39,750 There's no way that it could get back to Pierpoint, right? 498 00:27:41,375 --> 00:27:42,417 Hari? 499 00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:49,458 ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 500 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,083 (SIGHS) 501 00:28:14,291 --> 00:28:17,917 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 502 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:32,208 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 503 00:28:32,291 --> 00:28:34,500 GREG: Does anybody know what day of the week it is? 504 00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:35,834 Rishi, you'll love this... 505 00:28:35,917 --> 00:28:38,166 So, how did the rest of the dinner go last night? 506 00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:41,041 Yeah, it was fun. 507 00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:42,875 You know, I've never actually seen someone 508 00:28:42,959 --> 00:28:45,542 successfully hold Nicole's attention. 509 00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:48,083 She's a notoriously hard nut to crack. 510 00:28:48,166 --> 00:28:49,792 Have you followed up? 511 00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:52,000 HARPER: I'm not really sure I'm comfortable 512 00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:53,208 calling clients yet. 513 00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:55,166 -I'll send an email. -Cool. 514 00:28:57,166 --> 00:29:00,125 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(PHONES RINGING) 515 00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:01,458 You rested? 516 00:29:01,542 --> 00:29:04,375 HungerFix have changed the time. They're in at nine tomorrow, 517 00:29:04,458 --> 00:29:06,083 and their COO is autistic. 518 00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:07,750 No, I'm not being snide, she has autism. 519 00:29:07,834 --> 00:29:10,208 And levelling with you, she's also a bit of a cunt. 520 00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:11,792 Those things are unrelated. 521 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,000 Speed and clarity. Gus, how's the model? 522 00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:15,583 I'll be done turning comments by tonight. 523 00:29:15,667 --> 00:29:18,250 (SIGHS) We need to get the book to the printers by 6:00 a.m. 524 00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:20,709 Don't stay up all night, but tell me that's doable. 525 00:29:22,959 --> 00:29:24,500 I like you two a lot. 526 00:29:28,041 --> 00:29:29,709 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 527 00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:32,917 Hi. Robert? 528 00:29:34,542 --> 00:29:38,417 Uh, I've noticed that, uh, rates and FX and all the other teams 529 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:41,333 start their meeting pre-open. When does the CPS one start? 530 00:29:41,417 --> 00:29:44,959 Um, oh, it-- it changes day to day. 531 00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:48,125 Eric's not usually in it, so it's Clement's call. 532 00:29:48,208 --> 00:29:51,125 Well, um, I'd like it to run from seven from now on, 533 00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:52,291 starting tomorrow. 534 00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:54,375 Can you just round everyone up for me? 535 00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:01,583 Seven on the dot. Hmm? 536 00:30:05,208 --> 00:30:07,250 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 537 00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:09,667 Seven? If I was a father, 538 00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:12,000 that would seriously fuck with my morning. (SCOFFS) 539 00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:13,125 (CHUCKLES) 540 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,792 Anyone up for an after work bevvie? 541 00:30:17,875 --> 00:30:19,333 Thursday night sharpener? 542 00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:21,125 -What, a few looseners? -ROBERT: Yeah, you fancy it? 543 00:30:21,208 --> 00:30:22,625 -What, to take the edge off? -Yeah. 544 00:30:22,709 --> 00:30:25,458 No, mate. And get a new suit. You look like fucking Neo. 545 00:30:25,542 --> 00:30:27,875 MAN: I am doing anything else. 546 00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:29,417 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 547 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,083 Surely I can drag you out? 548 00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:39,417 By my braids? 549 00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:43,417 Maybe next time. 550 00:30:45,542 --> 00:30:47,417 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 551 00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:52,291 I guess we're the only people that like to have fun around here. 552 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:02,750 (BOTTLES JANGLING) 553 00:31:28,709 --> 00:31:32,125 ♪ ("DO IT WITHOUT YOU" BY JACQUES GREENE PLAYING) ♪ 554 00:31:33,417 --> 00:31:37,542 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY) ♪ 555 00:31:43,166 --> 00:31:45,834 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 556 00:31:47,083 --> 00:31:48,375 (KEYS JANGLING) 557 00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:53,709 Is that packet? 558 00:31:53,792 --> 00:31:56,208 K. We're going vegan tonight. 559 00:31:57,834 --> 00:31:59,709 See, I gotta be up really early. 560 00:32:00,834 --> 00:32:02,208 Only if we go to bed. 561 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:07,792 (ROBERT SNIFFS) 562 00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:14,000 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES OVER HEADPHONES) ♪ 563 00:32:21,959 --> 00:32:24,583 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES LOUDLY) ♪ 564 00:32:39,709 --> 00:32:42,083 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES QUIETLY) ♪ 565 00:32:42,166 --> 00:32:45,083 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 566 00:32:46,291 --> 00:32:49,041 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 567 00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:52,750 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 568 00:32:53,792 --> 00:32:56,250 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES LOUDLY) ♪ 569 00:32:58,291 --> 00:33:01,125 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 570 00:33:02,208 --> 00:33:05,083 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 571 00:33:05,959 --> 00:33:09,083 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 572 00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:13,125 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 573 00:33:14,041 --> 00:33:17,208 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 574 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:21,083 ♪ I do it without you Whoo! ♪ 575 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,667 ♪ I do it without you ♪ 576 00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:25,625 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES OVER HEADPHONES) ♪ 577 00:33:26,417 --> 00:33:27,875 (HARI WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY) 578 00:33:30,917 --> 00:33:32,750 ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 579 00:33:34,417 --> 00:33:35,458 (ANNIE SIGHS) 580 00:33:38,709 --> 00:33:41,125 -(ANNIE MOANING) -(ROBERT PANTING) 581 00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:53,458 (LAUGHS) 582 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:06,083 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 583 00:34:07,083 --> 00:34:08,959 -(CLAPPING) -Whoo! 584 00:34:10,667 --> 00:34:11,750 (SHOUTS) 585 00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:26,709 (LAUGHS) 586 00:34:33,834 --> 00:34:37,041 ♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 587 00:35:04,625 --> 00:35:05,667 (GAGS) 588 00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:28,542 You're sound. 589 00:35:30,041 --> 00:35:32,291 CLEMENT: There was dinner, and then a party 590 00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:33,959 for those people who had the energy. 591 00:35:34,041 --> 00:35:38,041 Well, I have never seen so many lusted-after people 592 00:35:38,125 --> 00:35:42,125 who were so utterly charmless, and sexless. 593 00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:45,375 They were without charm and sex. 594 00:35:45,458 --> 00:35:47,875 -Clement, we've heard this one. -(LAUGHS) 595 00:35:47,959 --> 00:35:49,458 I wanna hear the rest. 596 00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:52,375 Excuse me? 597 00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:56,375 Um... 598 00:35:57,417 --> 00:35:58,583 Sorry, um... 599 00:36:00,709 --> 00:36:02,250 Sorry, m-- my head's a blur. 600 00:36:03,917 --> 00:36:06,500 You know, when two big nights catch up with you? 601 00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:10,709 Uh-huh. And, uh, who were you entertaining? 602 00:36:10,792 --> 00:36:11,875 Which client? 603 00:36:13,917 --> 00:36:15,542 Um, sorry... 604 00:36:26,542 --> 00:36:29,083 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -Get us a new phone? 605 00:36:48,458 --> 00:36:51,583 Hari? You're in the meeting with me. Well done. 606 00:36:52,458 --> 00:36:54,041 Gus, I hope you don't mind? 607 00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:55,291 Well deserved. 608 00:36:58,458 --> 00:36:59,750 One-nil to you. 609 00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:04,208 Yeah, but you're not listening to me. It's just one page. 610 00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:06,083 I fucked up the font on that one page. 611 00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:08,000 Can you just reprint it? 612 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,583 The meeting's at 9:00 a.m. You don't have-- 613 00:37:13,667 --> 00:37:15,625 (SPEAKING IN URDU) 614 00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:17,667 Helvetica 12. 615 00:37:21,125 --> 00:37:23,458 It looks fucking amateur! 616 00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:27,166 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 617 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,166 (EXHALES) 618 00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:49,208 (EXHALES) 619 00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:07,375 (BELT CLICKING) 620 00:38:12,041 --> 00:38:15,458 Never seen a grown man drop his trouser at a urinal? 621 00:38:15,542 --> 00:38:17,917 (URINATING) 622 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:22,542 I saw a guy do it during the Kobe earthquake, '95. 623 00:38:23,709 --> 00:38:26,250 He had an arse like an eight-year-old boy. 624 00:38:28,875 --> 00:38:30,291 You know, people seem to have forgotten 625 00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:34,000 the more you enjoy sales, the more money you make. 626 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:35,834 But if you're gonna stay out all night, 627 00:38:35,917 --> 00:38:38,041 iron the box lines out of your shirt. 628 00:38:43,125 --> 00:38:44,959 (BELT CLICKING) 629 00:38:45,041 --> 00:38:46,083 (PANTS ZIP) 630 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:48,458 (SIGHS) 631 00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:52,583 You're not here to fix the lights. 632 00:38:58,792 --> 00:39:01,333 Daria said the Mallon Mercer meet went well. 633 00:39:01,417 --> 00:39:03,542 -Monetize that shit. -She sent an email. 634 00:39:03,625 --> 00:39:04,917 ERIC: We don't hide behind emails. 635 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,709 Get on the phone and ask for the fucking order. 636 00:39:09,417 --> 00:39:10,959 Rish! Will you shine my shoes? 637 00:39:11,041 --> 00:39:12,750 RISHI: Fuck yourself, mate. 638 00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:16,166 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 639 00:39:25,542 --> 00:39:28,625 -MAN: Yeah, I really don't know. -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 640 00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:39,250 (INAUDIBLE) 641 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,208 (VOICES OVERLAPPING) 642 00:40:05,417 --> 00:40:07,500 Come this way. Through there. 643 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,667 (INAUDIBLE) 644 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:22,667 SARA: Hari's death is an unexpected tragedy. 645 00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:24,083 The next 24 hours 646 00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:27,166 and the way we respond to this are defining. 647 00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:29,458 Do not speak to the press. 648 00:40:29,542 --> 00:40:32,792 I'd rather you didn't speak to anyone outside of the office. 649 00:40:33,291 --> 00:40:34,333 For now, 650 00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:37,000 this is about respect. 651 00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:40,000 There will be an inquiry into the circumstances. 652 00:40:41,625 --> 00:40:44,875 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(TELEPHONE RINGING) 653 00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:00,875 KENNY KILBANE: Colin, you big wanker. 654 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,417 ERIC: I think it makes sense to close your eyes 655 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:05,667 and let it happen. 656 00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:07,667 Market seems maxed out by policy, 657 00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:10,041 but genuinely thinking of correction, she's... 658 00:41:11,667 --> 00:41:13,583 I-- I agree, I agree. 659 00:41:13,667 --> 00:41:16,041 They're called scale tension because they're pulling up. 660 00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:31,542 Uh, HungerFix's flight got cancelled. 661 00:41:31,625 --> 00:41:33,083 They're in on Monday. 662 00:41:37,250 --> 00:41:38,417 (INHALES) 663 00:41:39,417 --> 00:41:42,125 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 664 00:42:03,667 --> 00:42:06,250 (TV HOST 1 SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 665 00:42:06,792 --> 00:42:08,458 (LAUGHTER ON TV) 666 00:42:08,542 --> 00:42:09,667 Do you... 667 00:42:12,041 --> 00:42:13,625 want to talk about, you know? 668 00:42:16,709 --> 00:42:20,959 (TV HOST 2 SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 669 00:42:45,291 --> 00:42:46,834 Turn it up, mate. 670 00:42:55,417 --> 00:42:58,125 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 671 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:41,333 -(VACUUM HUMMING) -(BOTTLES JANGLING) 672 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:50,208 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 673 00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:01,375 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 674 00:44:01,458 --> 00:44:02,792 What the fuck are you doing? 675 00:44:02,875 --> 00:44:05,166 MAN: If I'm sounding frustrated, it's 'cause I am frustrated! 676 00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:09,000 MAEVE: Apparently, he just fucking died. Like, collapsed. 677 00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:12,000 -YASMIN: It's fucking scary. -MAEVE: Lesson is, 678 00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:14,250 don't hire people who really need the job. 679 00:44:14,333 --> 00:44:15,667 YASMIN: What does that mean? 680 00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:18,208 MAEVE: I mean, certain types of people feel the need 681 00:44:18,291 --> 00:44:20,834 to overcompensate, because they feel inadequate. 682 00:44:20,917 --> 00:44:24,250 -It's also bad for us. -YASMIN: How do you mean? 683 00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:26,000 MAEVE: Take the girl with the nose ring. 684 00:44:26,083 --> 00:44:29,166 Isn't it impossible to compete with this girl's narrative? 685 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:30,959 I mean, everything's aligned for her. 686 00:44:31,041 --> 00:44:32,417 You know nothing about her. 687 00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:34,500 Well, I know she went to a shit uni, 688 00:44:34,583 --> 00:44:35,750 and I know she's black. 689 00:44:35,834 --> 00:44:38,417 And I know those things are mutually exclusive, sure, 690 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:41,291 but together... tick, tick. 691 00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:45,041 -YASMIN: You are fucking vile. -(LAUGHS) Oh, come on. 692 00:44:45,125 --> 00:44:47,000 It's just... realistic. 693 00:44:49,542 --> 00:44:51,125 (TOILET FLUSHING) 694 00:44:58,250 --> 00:44:59,208 (SOAP DISPENSER RATTLES) 695 00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:00,959 (WATER RUNNING) 696 00:45:02,083 --> 00:45:03,417 I'm so sorry, uh... 697 00:45:05,458 --> 00:45:07,625 I was the less cunty one. (CHUCKLES) 698 00:45:07,709 --> 00:45:09,417 -(WATER STOPS) -It's fine. 699 00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:15,458 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 700 00:45:17,667 --> 00:45:19,291 ERIC: It's not the correct trade anyway. 701 00:45:19,375 --> 00:45:22,291 When do I ever have you on the wrong side of anything? 702 00:45:22,375 --> 00:45:25,625 I know. Tragic. All right, catch you later. 703 00:45:26,083 --> 00:45:27,667 (BEEPS) 704 00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:30,291 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 705 00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:37,625 (OFFICE CHATTER FADES) 706 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,125 (PHONE BEEPS) 707 00:45:45,792 --> 00:45:47,500 (RINGING) 708 00:45:48,291 --> 00:45:49,583 -NICOLE: Hello? -Nicole, hi, 709 00:45:49,667 --> 00:45:51,208 it's Harper from Pierpoint. 710 00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:52,667 That option idea we talked about? 711 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,375 NICOLE: It was a fun night. 712 00:45:56,125 --> 00:45:58,542 Let's go for it in half a yard. 713 00:45:58,625 --> 00:46:01,208 -HARPER: Rishi? Rishi? -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 714 00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:03,792 Rishi, I said your fucking name, dude. 715 00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:06,250 Can you price that option idea we talked about, half yard? 716 00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:08,166 No way. It's wingier than the fucking lottery. 717 00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:10,166 And how the hell have you got someone to buy an option 718 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,750 on treasury yields hitting four percent? 719 00:46:11,834 --> 00:46:13,625 I told her that eventually the US is going to war 720 00:46:13,709 --> 00:46:16,709 in the South China Sea. When they do, this pays out. 721 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,000 (SMACKS LIPS) All right. Can do it in half her amount. 722 00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:23,208 Nicole, can we do half? 723 00:46:23,291 --> 00:46:24,959 NICOLE: No. You want to write my business, 724 00:46:25,041 --> 00:46:26,333 you fill me on my first order. 725 00:46:26,417 --> 00:46:28,583 -In full. -Two secs. 726 00:46:28,667 --> 00:46:30,750 -Need it in full, can you help? -No fucking way. 727 00:46:30,834 --> 00:46:32,041 I can't price it without losing money. 728 00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:34,125 -That's half a billion. -The client will not hear "no," 729 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:35,750 and I'm not interested in that either. 730 00:46:37,333 --> 00:46:39,333 Offer is five beeps. 731 00:46:39,417 --> 00:46:41,291 -Offer is five basis points. -NICOLE: Too high. 732 00:46:41,375 --> 00:46:42,834 I'll pay four cents in up to 250. 733 00:46:42,917 --> 00:46:45,208 -Work the balance with you. -Can't do five. Four, please. 734 00:46:45,291 --> 00:46:47,667 If they're paying for your idea, make them fucking pay. 735 00:46:47,750 --> 00:46:48,834 Four cents. 736 00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:53,250 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 737 00:46:55,583 --> 00:46:56,709 Four cents. 738 00:46:59,375 --> 00:47:01,291 Because I'm excellent, four cents. 739 00:47:02,291 --> 00:47:03,583 Do I just say, "Done"? 740 00:47:03,667 --> 00:47:06,625 -"Half a yard done, four cents." -Half a yard done, four cents. 741 00:47:07,834 --> 00:47:09,166 NICOLE: Let's see where this takes us. 742 00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:12,250 -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ -(OFFICE CHATTER RESUMES) 743 00:47:14,792 --> 00:47:16,625 (CHUCKLES, SIGHS) 744 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:19,291 Do not forget how this feels right now. 745 00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:21,625 You are a world killer. 746 00:47:21,709 --> 00:47:24,375 -Now I see you. -HARPER: Thank you. 747 00:47:24,458 --> 00:47:26,208 Why is there a ring in your nose? 748 00:47:26,291 --> 00:47:27,625 What are you, cattle? 749 00:47:35,625 --> 00:47:38,667 ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 750 00:47:52,959 --> 00:47:54,709 Welcome to the Shangri-La Hotel. 751 00:47:54,792 --> 00:47:57,375 Can I get a room for the night? Just the night. 752 00:47:57,458 --> 00:47:58,667 Somewhere else. 753 00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:02,959 We have the Southwark Suite. 754 00:48:04,959 --> 00:48:06,125 Let's do it. 755 00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:15,125 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 756 00:48:58,834 --> 00:49:02,250 ♪ (MUSIC SWELLS) ♪ 757 00:49:15,959 --> 00:49:18,041 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 758 00:50:22,458 --> 00:50:25,208 ♪ (SERENE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 759 00:50:25,792 --> 00:50:27,291 HARPER STERN: I've carried the culture of the firm, 760 00:50:27,542 --> 00:50:29,792 led with integrity and thought like an owner. 761 00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:31,417 It's in my blood. 762 00:50:31,917 --> 00:50:33,250 I'm a Pierpoint person. 763 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:37,208 ERIC TAO: There are many aspects of this job 764 00:50:37,291 --> 00:50:39,458 that you'll learn by osmosis. 765 00:50:40,333 --> 00:50:41,417 HARPER: He makes me feel... 766 00:50:42,291 --> 00:50:43,291 Special? 767 00:50:43,959 --> 00:50:46,792 WOMAN: Are you're still the lunch girl? 768 00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:49,959 KENNY KILBANE: It's just not a cultural fit. 769 00:50:50,625 --> 00:50:51,959 Well, maybe I'll talk about my perspective 770 00:50:52,041 --> 00:50:53,125 on the cultural fit. 771 00:50:56,542 --> 00:50:59,166 The Guardian have run an article this morning. 772 00:50:59,375 --> 00:51:00,917 MAN: The rats are leaving the ship. 773 00:51:02,166 --> 00:51:04,709 This is still very much a belly to belly business. 774 00:51:06,250 --> 00:51:07,583 WOMAN 2: It's cute that you're living together, 775 00:51:07,667 --> 00:51:09,333 but keep it professional at work. 776 00:51:10,583 --> 00:51:12,041 MAN 2: We're asking graduates whether they neglected 777 00:51:12,125 --> 00:51:14,041 to mention anything on their applications. 778 00:51:15,834 --> 00:51:17,291 You didn't leave anything out, did you? 779 00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:21,000 WOMAN 3: You are looking more and more like Pierpoint people. 780 00:51:21,083 --> 00:51:22,542 (LAUGHS) 781 00:51:23,542 --> 00:51:25,792 What would you do if they just let you go next week? 782 00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:28,458 I'd think of all the wasted opportunities. 783 00:51:32,709 --> 00:51:34,333 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪