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This phone thing's
got him spooked.
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And Felim accounts
for over half the desk profit.
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Look, I'm hoping we're not
ruining a friendship
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over miscommunication.
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FELIM BICHAN: Do you even
remember what you said?
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-This stays between us, okay?
-Mm-hmm.
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♪ ("INDUSTRY" THEME PLAYS) ♪
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Why are women so much more
interesting to men
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than men are to women?
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What she say? Let me see!
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It's none of your business.
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SARA DHADWAL:
Your team's being subsumed
into the other sector teams.
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-GUS SACKEY: Where?
-CPS Desk.
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(WHISTLES)
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MAXIM ALONSO:
I can't believe I didn't know
you were at Pierpoint.
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We're in the same part
of the business.
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See, the problem with this,
they keep hiring
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these fuckin' princesses.
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Hey, buddy.
Don't talk to her like that.
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If you ever need a place
to stay, I have a spare room.
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Really? I would love that.
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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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(EXHALES)
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-(RATTLING)
-(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
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-(SIGHS)
-YASMIN KARA-HANANI:
Harper? You awake?
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Maybe you should ask Greg
for a coffee?
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Maybe Greg should ask me
for a coffee.
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(YASMIN CHUCKLES)
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-Can we talk money again?
-(YASMIN SIGHS)
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Honestly, Harper, it would
make me feel uncomfortable
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to charge you to live
in my parents' house.
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Yeah, okay, but like, do you
rent this part off of them?
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-Well, um--
-(DOOR CLATTERING)
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Oh, fucking hell.
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Choon! Such a choon.
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♪ ("AURA" BY BICEP
PLAYING ON PHONE) ♪
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We should kill the business
and just, like,
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follow Bicep around Europe.
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Think how purely happy we'd be.
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♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
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Oh, God. You're a fucking mess.
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DIGDOG: Yas, have you got
any lollipops?
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No. No, I don't have
any lollipops, Digdog.
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-Are you gonna go to work today?
-Nah, we just, um...
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-We just picked up
another bag, so...
-Right.
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Alexa, play Digdog's ketty mix.
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♪ ("S CLUB PARTY"
BY S CLUB 7 PLAYS) ♪
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♪ There ain't no party
Like an S Club party... ♪
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So, are all British guys
pathological drug addicts?
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-DIGDOG: You get one bag...
-He gets led astray.
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This is gonna be
a two-bag affair.
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Shall we go earn some money?
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-YASMIN: So, Greg...
-HARPER STERN: So, rent?
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Honestly, if it means
that much to you,
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just buy something nice
for the kitchen.
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I don't think I even know what
belongs in a kitchen like that.
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It's just a kitchen.
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Yeah, but it's, like...
a kitchen.
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♪ (SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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I still keep getting
that feeling whenever I wake up,
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like, I don't know, like
I can't believe that I'm here.
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You okay?
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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MAN: I'm getting to an age where
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my hangovers are no longer
charming, I'm thinking...
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What's going on? Why're there
so many people here?
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Felim stopped trading with us.
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According to Eric, he
"stepped away from the market
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for personal reasons."
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I wanna bang the drum
this morning.
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Rishi and the traders will
be in shortly with their axes.
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Double sales credits to anyone
who fills them this month.
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Our worldview today
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is what we own
and what our traders own.
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Is there any more color
on Felim's departure?
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Well, he-- he's been having
trouble with trading lines
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and some protracted
legal issues.
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Is it temporary or permanent?
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I-- (SCOFFS) We--
we'll have to see.
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DARIA GREENOCK: It's just
that 60 percent of the P and L
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feels like
a pretty big iceberg to me.
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Well... (CHUCKLES)
The lights are still on, Daria.
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SARA DHADWAL: Let's make sure
we keep it that way.
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-ERIC TAO: Good morning.
-Eric.
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(BREATHES DEEPLY)
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We need to be sharper
at packaging trading strategies
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across asset classes.
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High-margin,
multi-asset plays, please.
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If our guys
don't have conviction,
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it's because
we're not being convincing.
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Simple as that.
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RISHI RAMDANI: Morning, kids.
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Eric.
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Sara. So.
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We've got some mid-market offers
on some corporate bonds.
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I would love them to be moved
this morning.
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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I know this might sound crazy,
but I think that we could play
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another slowdown in housing.
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And why should I listen
to a grad?
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The housing market's
a canary in a coal mine.
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You don't-- don't say
"canary in a coal mine."
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You sound like a
fucking financial journalist.
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What's the play?
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Um, well, obviously gold,
maybe a call option.
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-That's vanilla. Work on a pitch
and we'll talk later.
-HARPER: Yeah, thank you.
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-Is that it?
-Yeah, thanks.
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ERIC: Rish, I'm calling
Arbitrage Andy, the permabear.
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Eric, what do you want me on?
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RISHI: Ah, mate,
are you serious with this price?
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Do you know the difference
between racing green
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and studio green?
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Buddy,
you are in my personal space.
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What did you study?
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Literae Humaniores.
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(TELEPHONES RINGING)
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Classics.
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(LAUGHS) How the fuck
did you end up in a bank?
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-Only in England.
-(MAN CHUCKLING)
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ERIC: I've told Clement
to look after you.
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GREG GRAYSON: Harper. Yo.
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HARPER: Greg?
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I'm on the ninth stage
of the journey.
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The hero faces
the greatest challenge yet,
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and experiences death
and rebirth.
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I'm paraphrasing.
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It's pretty cool, right?
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RISHI: I'm not fucking
filling you there.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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RISHI: Hello, Marty? Yeah.
Take the orders.
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Yeah. Who?
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Jack Blackburn. Ye-- Yeah,
he's a limp-dick analyst, but...
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I can't believe he's actually
reading a physical copy.
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RISHI: He has a view,
of course...
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Mate, he used to get twatted
with Michael Lewis at Salomon.
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GUS SACKEY: So he was
a big deal in the '90s?
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Wow.
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RISHI: Yeah, if he's telling me
to sell-- Okay, fine.
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-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
-RISHI: No, I didn't say that.
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I said, if his balls are out,
his balls are out.
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I don't wanna see anything else
apart from his balls.
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GREG: Yeah, Hawksmoor with him
and three of my best punters...
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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-Come on.
-No... Mate.
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-(TELEPHONE RINGS)
-(CHATTER CONTINUES)
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I was going to send
the Asia stuff
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to Karl at Goliath,
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um, but I wasn't sure if it was
okay coming directly from me,
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or if you wanted
to be CCed in, or--
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KENNY KILBANE:
Take the initiative.
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JACKIE WALSH: No, I mean like
a thick mainline vein
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running down his cock...
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We haven't done "Yasmin's
Trading Idea" in a while, um...
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-I've been putting together
this long dollar idea--
-Look, I should apologize.
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That whole
"Trade Idea" exercise...
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It was unfair of me
to put that pressure on you
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when you're not ready.
Truth is, nobody's gonna
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take your ideas seriously
for a few years. So...
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Just nail the small stuff.
Yeah?
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-JACKIE: This is bullshit.
-Okay.
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JACKIE:
The research is fundamental...
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-(TELEPHONE RINGS)
-JACKIE: Must be horseshit.
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It was good to clear the air,
though.
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Yeah.
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JACKIE: Once again,
you've wasted my time. Goodbye.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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How did you two find each other?
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Uh, university. Oxford.
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I mean social circles.
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How does an Old Etonian
end up pals
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-with a lad from the pit?
-(CHUCKLES)
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How do you expect
to sell financial products
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if you sound like a miner?
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GUS: Our college
was a melting pot.
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-WAITER: Mr. Clement?
-No.
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Where did you go?
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That's me
and our erstwhile premier.
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Absolutely cunted.
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-Gakked to the gills.
-(BOTH LAUGH)
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Reminds me
that I used to be beautiful.
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Sixteenth of September, 1992.
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Black Wednesday.
When we left the ERM.
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The Exchange Rate Mechanism.
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An early dalliance with putting
two fingers up to Europe.
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(LAUGHS) Came here,
forgot everything.
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And that's the way
this business has always worked.
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After the crash in '29,
they wallpapered the Union Club
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with stock certificates.
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You haven't touched your drink,
Robert.
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We will be seeing Kaspar Zenden
here tomorrow afternoon.
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I've built my career
writing Kaspar's business.
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Now, he's bringing along
some new lackey,
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Usman something.
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You two will need to find a way
to occupy him.
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With Felim gone,
the desk can't afford
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to shed any more accounts.
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And, gentlemen,
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this is an important evening.
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Get on the right side of Usman,
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and you'll be
on the right side of me.
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I need to pay Mrs. Wilmslow.
Excuse me.
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This guy Usman
actually runs money.
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(SCOFFS) I'll ping him an intro.
What's their mandate?
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How do you not know that?
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Mate,
it's Clement's only client.
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Are you deliberately trying
not to impress your boss?
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(INDISTINCT OFFICE CHATTER)
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Harper, are you a fan
of Japanese whiskey?
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My uncle was one of those
older middle-aged white men
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who was overly into Japan.
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That's usually a euphemism
for, like, an ethno-nonce or...
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maybe just a real nonce.
Anyway, we had
a load of it at his funeral.
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-(TELEPHONE RINGS)
-DARIA: Hello?
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I mean, the irony was that
he was actually abused,
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he wasn't the abuser. (CHUCKLES)
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-DARIA: I cannot believe
you left me last night.
-What are you talking about?
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I presume I should bring
a bottle tonight?
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Tonight?
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Yasmin's dinner.
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I am coming as a sort of
pastoral figure, right?
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Like, um, advisor to the youth.
Youth advisor.
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-DARIA: (LAUGHS) I know!
-It's the only evening I can do.
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-Yeah. No, no. That's great.
-Okay, cool.
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-(COMPUTER CHIMES)
-DARIA: I told him
to fuck off in perfect Russian.
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-All right, bitch,
I'll see you next week.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Someone should tell her
they monitor those.
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-Yep.
-GREG: Yeah.
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Always a pleasure, Daria.
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Greg.
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Shut up.
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(GRUNTING)
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♪ ("HEAT RISES" BY NILÜFER YANYA
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪
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♪ What a mess I'll
Mess I'll be ♪
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♪ What a mess I'll ♪
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(PANTING)
238
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♪ Getting high
Just from the heat ♪
239
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♪ It could be a while
Until we meet ♪
240
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♪ Simple thing
To be wasting on you ♪
241
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,834
♪ Simple thing to be wasting ♪
242
00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:48,709
♪ Getting high
Just from the heat ♪
243
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♪ I'll be cross until we meet ♪
244
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You all right?
245
00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:54,667
♪ I'll break gloves
Till they bring me to you... ♪
246
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(BEEPING)
247
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(PANTING)
248
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♪ And what a mess I'll
Mess I'll be ♪
249
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♪ What a mess I'll
Mess I'll be ♪
250
00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:16,375
♪ What a mess I'll
Mess I'll be ♪
251
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:18,667
♪ What a mess I'll ♪
252
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,500
♪ And what a mess I'll ♪
253
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-♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
254
00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:24,542
Mate, of course
I'm chasing tonight.
255
00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:27,625
I'll only look like this once.
And by "this," I mean gorgeous.
256
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,625
Nah. I'm moving sides tonight.
257
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,500
Your loss, buddy. Peace.
258
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,208
Oi, follicles...
259
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,667
The loo's out of order.
Again.
260
00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:43,500
The smell.
261
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:46,417
Honestly, I cannot believe
that came out of a woman.
262
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,750
(SNORTS)
263
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,667
DARIA: I need a favor.
264
00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,041
Seaweed.
265
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,750
Thanks. Shoot.
266
00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:58,333
So, uh, Aubrey from Allerton
is coming in tomorrow,
267
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,166
and I need a pack put together.
268
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,125
Just boring data entry,
I'm afraid.
269
00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:04,750
How often they've been trading,
what volume, which asset class.
270
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:06,542
Needs to go back
the last three years.
271
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:09,000
I-- I know it's not the sexiest
of work,
272
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,417
but you'd be getting me
out of a hole.
273
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,667
And we can meet
with Aubrey together.
274
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:15,959
That'd be great.
275
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,041
Yeah, just send over the info,
and I'll get right on it.
276
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:20,542
Great, thank you.
Appreciate you.
277
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,041
RISHI: I am the marketing man.
All the flow is me.
278
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,834
So, these will be 55 pounds.
279
00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:33,375
Are you joking?
280
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
281
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,834
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Doors closing.
282
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,208
Lift going up.
283
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,375
Are they for Greg?
284
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:48,792
You know,
285
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,500
you don't have to
jump on the first guy
286
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:53,792
-who sits next to you.
-I am hardly jumping on him.
287
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,333
Well, do you like him?
288
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,041
I've never really
dated a white guy.
289
00:13:57,125 --> 00:14:00,125
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Floor eight.
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
290
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,166
So, why would you start
with someone
291
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,834
-who's effectively your boss?
-He's not my boss.
292
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,375
Well, he's your superior.
293
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:07,917
(LAUGHS)
294
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,834
Why not just act
like a normal person
295
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,333
and fuck a load of strangers
via technology?
296
00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:15,166
The apps make me hate myself.
Every time I get a match,
297
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,709
it's with some guy at a wedding,
298
00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:19,417
or a Chad
who's "into biracial chicks."
299
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,750
ROBERT SPEARING: Right. I've got
loads of dating profiles. Look.
300
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:25,166
-Tory Robert.
-Wow.
301
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:26,458
See, every day,
302
00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:28,917
I match with about
a million different variations
303
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,208
of the same girl called
Portia who works in PR.
304
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:33,709
Or...
305
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,083
Ketty Bob.
306
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:39,000
Loves talking about
how hungover he is
307
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:40,500
and pretends he voted
for Corbyn.
308
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,125
It kind of works on, like,
309
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,959
flighty art types who always
have a "guy taken too young"
310
00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:46,291
on their Instagram.
311
00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:48,875
Mmm.
312
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,417
(CHUCKLES) Come on, hey.
313
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,333
Oh, you know,
these girls, right?
314
00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:54,375
They always have
some gorgeous guy
315
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:57,291
who died in his early twenties
by, you know,
316
00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:58,959
suicide, car crash, whatever.
317
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:02,834
And every year, they just
wheel him out for the likes.
318
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:06,333
Ketty Bob obliges.
319
00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:07,959
This screams insecurity.
320
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,750
All right, good one.
Give me your login.
321
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,667
(LAUGHS) No.
322
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:16,208
ROBERT: Give me five pictures
where you're not smiling.
323
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,875
-What's wrong with my smile?
-Well, it's too sweet.
324
00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:24,291
How do you even have the time?
325
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:26,834
Has Gus muscled in already?
326
00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:29,250
GUS: Sorry, I'm not sure
I can help with that.
327
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,083
ROBERT: Inevitably.
328
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,291
RISHI: Biggest ass
in the league since Joe Cole.
329
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:37,041
If you bet on Liverpool at home,
they're only, like, 1.2, 1.3,
330
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:40,250
-but, mate, it's free money.
-HARPER: Username is my email.
331
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,250
Password is "password"
without the P.
332
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,583
-Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
333
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:47,375
RISHI: It's printing money.
Just size up on the bet.
334
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:49,834
Harper,
what's the ETA on the pack?
335
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:52,709
Not long. Getting there.
336
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:55,667
(CHUCKLES) Is that how far
you've got?
337
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,041
Um, I'm just working
on this pitch for Eric,
338
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,917
but I think it could be
commercial for the desk.
339
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,125
Okay, but I need to review it
before the meeting tomorrow.
340
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,792
Can you get it to me
before the end of the day?
341
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:09,542
If you can't, just say. I mean,
we'll-- we'll work it out.
342
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:11,917
Yeah, hundred percent.
343
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,834
Great, thank you.
But don't kill yourself, okay?
344
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,375
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
345
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:21,458
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(TELEPHONES RINGING)
346
00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:24,083
♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
347
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:25,667
(PHONE BUZZES)
348
00:16:34,542 --> 00:16:37,500
(CHUCKLES)
349
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,875
-(LOUDLY) You're up!
-Oh.
350
00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:45,917
-ERIC: Is that your trade idea?
-Yeah. Yeah, sure. Um...
351
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:48,417
Just...
352
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:50,875
Um...
353
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:52,583
So, I'm thinking that
we express the view
354
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,208
-via the Homebuilders sub-index.
-Is this all you've done?
355
00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,000
I didn't know that you were
expecting it finished by--
356
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:01,750
I expect you to have
expectations of yourself.
357
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,250
Yeah. Sorry.
Daria needed me to prep
358
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,959
some decks for her Allerton
meeting tomorrow,
359
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:12,125
and it just sort of took over.
(CHUCKLING)
360
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,834
She wanted me to sit
in that meeting with her,
361
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,792
so I thought that that was
a great opportunity for--
362
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,959
Okay, here--
here's how it's gonna go.
363
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:22,834
You're gonna pitch me this again
in the morning meeting.
364
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,291
And it's gonna be the version
I asked for.
365
00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:28,500
In front of the entire team?
366
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:31,458
In front of the entire team.
367
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:36,041
Be like a priest at the pulpit.
368
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:37,125
Clarity...
369
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,000
and conviction.
370
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,542
Is that, like, a punishment?
371
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,750
Or an opportunity.
It's up to you.
372
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:49,917
Don't-- don't make me feel like
I'm not special, Harpsicord.
373
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,458
I'm starting to feel that way.
374
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:57,083
♪ ("FLAWS AND ALL"
BY EBENEZER PLAYING) ♪
375
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,291
(PHONE BUZZES)
376
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:10,917
♪ I wanna say I do
But I don't ♪
377
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,583
♪ I wanna say I will
But I know I won't ♪
378
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:15,917
♪ (SONG CONTINUES
ON SPEAKERS) ♪
379
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,917
(THEO AND GUS LAUGHING)
380
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,041
♪ Loving you ain't easy but
I still do it regardless... ♪
381
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:24,583
You know that Ben James
runs club nights now?
382
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:27,125
What else do you do with a 2:2
in Modern Languages?
383
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:31,375
(LAUGHS) Yeah, well, it looks...
aggressively homosexual.
384
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,583
It's tomorrow. D'you fancy it?
385
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,208
GUS: Uh, I didn't get an invite.
386
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,250
Not on a school night, mate.
387
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,250
Um, I should go.
I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?
388
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:44,125
♪ Even with your flaws and all ♪
389
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,333
See you, Rob.
390
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,208
♪ Yeah, you still the one... ♪
391
00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:50,625
ROBERT:
Why is he always so miserable
392
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:52,375
-after you've made him come?
-(SCOFFS)
393
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:55,417
ROBERT: Listen, mate,
394
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,667
are you sure that
you know what you're doing?
395
00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,875
Because I can see it,
and I'm not sure that you can.
396
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,041
GUS:
Are you only reading that now?
397
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,083
♪ But you played games... ♪
398
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:10,041
I'm already in a dialogue
with Usman.
399
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,583
I'm working on a pitch
with Theo.
400
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:15,000
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
You said it yourself ♪
401
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,125
(SCOFFS)
402
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,875
♪ You said it yourself ♪
403
00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:22,834
♪ I wanna say I do
But I don't ♪
404
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:26,291
♪ I wanna say I will
But I know I won't ♪
405
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:29,875
♪ Loving you ain't easy
But I still do it regardless ♪
406
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:31,709
(PHONE BUZZES)
407
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:33,458
♪ But I still do it regardless ♪
408
00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:36,500
♪ Wanna say I can
But I can't ♪
409
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:40,000
♪ I really wanna give us
A second chance ♪
410
00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:43,875
♪ 'Cause loving you ain't easy
But I still do it regardless ♪
411
00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:45,375
♪ Even with your flaws and all ♪
412
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,709
SEB OLDROYD: I hope I can keep
this down after today.
413
00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:48,834
YASMIN: You'd better.
414
00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:50,959
So, um,
we're launching sub-sites
415
00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:53,291
for Brown, Princeton,
and Harvard.
416
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,542
-HARPER: Hi! So sorry I'm late.
-Oh, wow. Hey!
417
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:56,667
-HARPER: Hi.
-SEB: Hey.
418
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:57,792
YASMIN: Finally.
419
00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:00,792
And, uh, we're setting up
an office in New York.
420
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:03,583
-HARPER: I'm so sorry.
-YASMIN: It's fine.
421
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:06,166
I've told him I'm not built for
a long-distance relationship.
422
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,917
-(BOTH LAUGH)
-So...
423
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,625
-GREG: Hey.
-Hey.
424
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:13,542
Don't worry,
I'm only here to be fed.
425
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,542
(LAUGHS) No. I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
426
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,166
GREG: So, how do you
actually make money?
427
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,083
I know that's
a naff thing to say,
428
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:20,375
but the idea of people
429
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,208
actually making money doing
something they love
430
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:24,333
-fills me with pain, so...
-(HARPER LAUGHS)
431
00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:26,375
Just traditional revenue
streams, really.
432
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:29,041
Um, things like
targeted advertising.
433
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,250
-GREG: Cool.
-Stuff like that.
434
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,542
Okay, so I have a problem
with these algorithms.
435
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,291
-I'll be watching Trump, right?
-(YASMIN GROANS)
436
00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,583
And then I'm pushed towards some
437
00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:41,041
red pill "menimism" where before
I know it, it's like 4:00 a.m.
438
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,208
and I've been watching
seven hours of...
439
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:46,375
what can only be described
as anti-Semitic propaganda.
440
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,917
Okay, well, you are clicking it,
441
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,917
so that is what the internet
thinks that you are.
442
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,333
-True, I had a great time.
I loved it.
-That's how that works.
443
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,458
-Speaking of which, whoopee-do!
-Oh.
444
00:20:57,458 --> 00:21:01,625
Oh, my God. Is this really
called "Black Nikka"?
445
00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:03,417
-(LAUGHS)
-YASMIN: Wha--
446
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,041
GREG: I never really
thought about that.
447
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,959
It's-- it's two Ks, not two Gs.
448
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,750
-You swing and a miss, buddy.
-(PHONE BUZZES)
449
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,667
Now I feel like
the ethno-nonce.
450
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,000
Yeah, you should. You should.
451
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,250
SEB: So, what was
holding you up, anyway?
452
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:19,917
No. No. We're not talking
about work. (LAUGHS)
453
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,250
GREG: So how do I actually
eat this? I don't want to offend
454
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:23,834
any more cultures
than I already have.
455
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:26,208
-Bang it all in the one bowl.
-(LAUGHS) Okay.
456
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,250
What's that?
457
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,625
It's just Rob being an asshole.
(CHUCKLES)
458
00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:32,917
GREG: So, Eric's sucked you
into his vortex?
459
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,834
No, he just, um...
460
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,208
Uh, he wants me to pitch an idea
in the meeting tomorrow.
461
00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:42,208
-Whoa!
-Cool.
462
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,250
HARPER: Thank you.
463
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,333
GREG: Wonder what Daria thinks
about that.
464
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,542
That's amazing.
465
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:49,792
That CPS lets your pitch
at your level.
466
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,417
Thanks. (CHUCKLES)
467
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,959
Eech!
468
00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:56,291
So, you know how all those
houses in London sit empty?
469
00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:59,291
-(LAUGHS)
-I went as a kid, and...
470
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:01,583
Am I being paranoid,
471
00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:04,792
or did Harper's trade idea
sound like a veiled swipe
472
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:07,542
at my parents'
financial situation?
473
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:11,333
"Non-dom tax exiles
buying up properties," I mean.
474
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,583
SEB: I dunno, you know.
475
00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:15,250
I checked out
when Greg started talking about
476
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:18,542
-taking equity out of his flat.
-(CHUCKLES)
477
00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:21,166
Why is that guy hanging out
with us?
478
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:23,583
There is no way,
no way, she likes him.
479
00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,834
-She does.
-Really?
480
00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:26,875
Have you asked her?
481
00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:28,500
'Cause he just followed me
to the toilet
482
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:29,834
and offered me acid.
483
00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:31,333
-What?
-SEB: (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
484
00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:32,583
YASMIN: It's a Tuesday.
485
00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:36,041
(HARPER AND GREG
CHATTING INDISTINCTLY)
486
00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:38,750
I cannot believe Eric lets her
speak in their meetings.
487
00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:42,166
Right, you invited her
to live here,
488
00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:44,250
so you can't start doing that.
489
00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:47,875
All I'm saying is we should
probably make her feel...
490
00:22:47,959 --> 00:22:49,417
comfortable
'cause this is obviously
491
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,792
a bit of a culture shock.
492
00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:53,583
All I am doing
is making her feel comfortable!
493
00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:57,625
(CHUCKLES) Yes, you are.
Of course you are.
494
00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:00,667
No one else could do what I do.
I'm a fucking magician.
495
00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:02,333
-(CHUCKLES)
-I am.
496
00:23:02,417 --> 00:23:04,542
SEB: I know you are.
497
00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:07,375
GREG: The guy, uh,
went on to be a grant-giver
498
00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:09,959
to a lot of, uh,
British public schools.
499
00:23:10,041 --> 00:23:12,458
So that doesn't surprise me...
500
00:23:12,542 --> 00:23:14,834
-(YASMIN MOANS SOFTLY)
-(SEB GRUNTS)
501
00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:19,667
(HARPER AND GREG
CONTINUE CHATTING)
502
00:23:24,959 --> 00:23:27,417
(EXHALES) Fuck.
503
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:29,333
(MOANS)
504
00:23:34,917 --> 00:23:37,333
Are you gonna dry dishes
with that hand?
505
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,375
(GROANS)
506
00:23:41,542 --> 00:23:42,959
Shit, I'm sorry.
507
00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:45,333
Sorry.
508
00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:48,583
HARPER: And this is my room.
509
00:23:48,667 --> 00:23:50,959
-The small one. (CHUCKLES)
-GREG: Nice!
510
00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:56,542
-Is that... Yasmin? (LAUGHS)
-Oh, I have no idea.
511
00:24:00,709 --> 00:24:05,375
This is gonna sound really weird
and a little bit cruel, but...
512
00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:09,709
I feel like I'm really only
doing this to placate Yasmin.
513
00:24:10,542 --> 00:24:12,000
Yes. (CHUCKLES)
514
00:24:12,709 --> 00:24:14,125
Totally.
515
00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:15,917
But I thought you wanted me
to come.
516
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,417
No, yeah. I did, I did.
I just, um...
517
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,500
Yeah.
518
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,250
It's messy.
519
00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:23,375
Same desk.
520
00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,375
-I'm old as fuck.
-(LAUGHS)
521
00:24:27,542 --> 00:24:29,375
Yeah, the truth is that, um...
522
00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:34,583
I have nothing better to do.
523
00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:39,875
Is that really unattractive?
Does that make me
524
00:24:39,959 --> 00:24:43,083
-really unattractive?
-No, you are attractive, Greg.
525
00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:46,166
(GREG CHUCKLES)
526
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:50,917
I really should
be working on that...
527
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,875
-pitch, anyway, so...
-Yeah.
528
00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:56,041
♪ (QUIET ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
529
00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:09,917
Yeah.
Uh-huh, thank her for dinner.
530
00:25:15,875 --> 00:25:18,875
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
531
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,083
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
532
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,458
Okay. Before we go,
is there anything else?
533
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000
Let's wrap it up.
534
00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:39,709
I've actually worked on
a special product
535
00:25:39,792 --> 00:25:41,917
that we could be making
some noise with today.
536
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,041
THEO: Do we have time
for a grad pitch?
537
00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:46,458
ERIC: Go ahead.
538
00:25:48,417 --> 00:25:51,375
So, I'm pitching a hedge
on the housing market.
539
00:25:51,458 --> 00:25:55,583
Uh, okay, any analogy
with the mid-noughties cycle,
540
00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:58,000
subprime, it wouldn't work.
541
00:25:58,083 --> 00:25:59,125
Less overbuilding,
542
00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:00,959
less borrowing against
existing home values...
543
00:26:01,041 --> 00:26:03,041
Well, don't you think the...
544
00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:05,792
Homebuilder stocks
are looking a little toppy?
545
00:26:05,875 --> 00:26:07,166
That's not our house view.
546
00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:08,709
HARPER:
The house view's consensual.
547
00:26:08,792 --> 00:26:10,959
Counter-consensus
is where we live.
548
00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:13,250
Keep talking.
549
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:16,125
Initially, I was thinking
some puts on the S&P,
550
00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:17,709
maybe linked to a call on gold.
551
00:26:17,792 --> 00:26:19,667
But maybe something
more housing specific.
552
00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:21,875
With the labor market
going gangbusters like it is?
553
00:26:21,959 --> 00:26:23,208
It really doesn't make sense.
554
00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:24,792
Let her-- let her finish.
555
00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:28,667
So...
556
00:26:30,083 --> 00:26:32,250
The product I have
the traders looking at
557
00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:35,333
includes a put option
on the Homebuilders index
558
00:26:35,417 --> 00:26:37,583
and a call option on gold.
559
00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:39,709
And a sweet kicker,
560
00:26:39,792 --> 00:26:42,166
credit default swaps on
the Homebuilders, too.
561
00:26:42,792 --> 00:26:43,917
It's the ultimate hedge
562
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,417
in a tidy suite
for client convenience
563
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,834
at margins big enough
to pay us while they own it.
564
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:54,333
The spreads are gonna be wide
enough to drive a bus through.
565
00:26:54,417 --> 00:26:56,166
That's our bread and butter.
566
00:26:57,375 --> 00:27:00,333
We get paid,
no matter what plays out.
567
00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:06,458
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
568
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:09,125
I want you putting that
in front of Allerton.
569
00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:11,417
You're seeing Aubrey today,
aren't you?
570
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,625
Um...
571
00:27:12,709 --> 00:27:16,041
Aubrey's been inactive
for too long.
572
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,458
Daria's-- She's got her--
573
00:27:18,542 --> 00:27:21,417
She's got her own way of doing
things, but it's time wasted.
574
00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:24,417
I don't want to step
on her toes.
575
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:28,458
Her toes are the last thing
you'll be thinking about on RIF.
576
00:27:28,542 --> 00:27:30,458
Just tell me
what the appetite's like.
577
00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:32,500
I'll think about putting it
in front of my guys.
578
00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:33,667
Okay.
579
00:27:36,291 --> 00:27:38,542
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
580
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:49,291
-I'll get the next one.
-YASMIN: What's this?
581
00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:52,417
That's a new fund out of Brevan.
Just more noise.
582
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:55,583
JACKIE: ...disgusting pastries.
And by "disgusting,"
I mean they're great.
583
00:27:56,583 --> 00:27:59,333
Swaps, futures, ETFs...
584
00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:02,333
So, I know that we said we were
scrapping Yasmin's Trade Idea,
585
00:28:02,417 --> 00:28:05,375
but I was talking to Harper
from Cross Product,
586
00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:07,583
and she was telling me
that she has this pitch
587
00:28:07,667 --> 00:28:09,333
she's putting together
on the housing market--
588
00:28:09,417 --> 00:28:12,500
Eric has his way of doing
things, we have ours, okay?
589
00:28:12,583 --> 00:28:14,000
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
590
00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:18,125
Okay. I just really think
that with a minor spin
591
00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:19,667
this could be
interesting for us.
592
00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:21,000
Harper said last night
593
00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:22,834
that Daria's putting her into
a meeting with Aubrey Lewis
594
00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:25,458
-from Allerton this afternoon--
-Aubrey's in the building today?
595
00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:26,875
Yeah.
596
00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,458
What the fu-- Come with me.
597
00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:35,583
Daria.
598
00:28:35,667 --> 00:28:37,208
My grad tells me you have
a meeting with
599
00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:39,458
-Aubrey Lewis this afternoon?
-DARIA: Yeah, that's right.
600
00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:41,959
Allerton is dual-coverage.
Someone should have told me.
601
00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:44,959
Sorry, can you remind me
who you are?
602
00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:49,250
(CHUCKLES) I'm joking, Kenny.
603
00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:51,208
We're not discussing
FX business.
604
00:28:51,291 --> 00:28:53,208
All right, w-- well,
I still think we should be
605
00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:54,917
-a bit more coordinated.
-Aubrey does most
606
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,458
of his business
through this desk.
607
00:28:56,542 --> 00:29:01,041
Okay, fine, but Yas--
Yasmin has formulated
608
00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:02,792
an interesting play
on the housing market,
609
00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,417
and I would like her in there
to gauge the temperature.
610
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:08,208
DARIA: (SCOFFS) I don't want
grads pitching in my meeting.
611
00:29:08,291 --> 00:29:11,250
Not pitching. No.
Just observing.
612
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,375
(SIGHS) Okay. Sure, fine.
613
00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:16,333
Meeting's at 3:00.
614
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,375
Much appreciated.
615
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,667
You sit in. You keep quiet.
616
00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:25,667
Note down every single thing
that's said.
617
00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,750
I don't fuckin' believe
that woman.
618
00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:31,709
He's meant to be an FX account.
CPS have fucking poached him.
619
00:29:31,792 --> 00:29:35,333
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
620
00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:37,250
-(AUBREY LEWIS CHUCKLES)
-Does-- does your wife
621
00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:39,333
not get irritated
when you don't come to bed?
622
00:29:39,417 --> 00:29:42,125
Yeah, but she gets me back
by keeping me up all night.
623
00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:44,458
-Sleep apnea.
-Have you tried hot yoga?
624
00:29:44,542 --> 00:29:47,041
Is that the same as Bikram?
Strikes me as unhygienic.
625
00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:48,458
Yes, they had to change the name
626
00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:50,291
because of
his sexual misconduct.
627
00:29:50,375 --> 00:29:52,291
Ah, well, you've gotta be
careful whenever there's
628
00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:54,250
a room of people
really listening to a man.
629
00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:57,041
It all leads back
to the same thing. (CHUCKLES)
630
00:29:57,125 --> 00:30:00,625
So, I've had some thoughts
about how you're positioned.
631
00:30:00,709 --> 00:30:03,083
You know me, Daria.
Wouldn't know the sky was blue
632
00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:05,041
if you didn't bring me
a color chart.
633
00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:07,250
Do you have any tail-risk
hedges on?
634
00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:11,625
I would advise against.
635
00:30:11,709 --> 00:30:13,208
It's not
the Pierpoint house view.
636
00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:15,291
Isn't there merit
in at least exploring
637
00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:16,792
some kind of insurance?
638
00:30:16,875 --> 00:30:18,166
Sometimes, yes,
639
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,083
-but all things being--
-I've been working on a hedge
640
00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:23,000
-on the housing market that I--
-(CLEARS THROAT)
641
00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:24,417
Yes?
642
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:26,709
YASMIN: Nothing, nothing, sorry.
643
00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:30,125
I just thought Daria would
prefer to lead on this one.
644
00:30:30,208 --> 00:30:31,250
(CHUCKLING)
645
00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:33,208
Okay. But this is a CPS meeting,
646
00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:35,083
and you're here
to observe, so...
647
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,542
Ladies, you know I'm all ears
for new ideas,
648
00:30:37,625 --> 00:30:40,375
but let's not discuss them
on Aubrey's time.
649
00:30:40,792 --> 00:30:42,917
Okay?
650
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,166
So, as I was saying, I've been
talking to some of the analysts,
651
00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:47,500
and I think we should discuss
652
00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:49,500
the dollar-sterling
cable opportunity.
653
00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:51,875
I mean, we expect the dollar
to rally against the pound.
654
00:30:51,959 --> 00:30:54,333
-♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
655
00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:56,875
MAN: Look,
I'm getting frustrated, Chase...
656
00:31:02,917 --> 00:31:04,291
Grand slam?
657
00:31:04,375 --> 00:31:06,250
Yeah, I think it went well.
658
00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:09,792
Well, did--
did he buy it or not?
659
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:12,583
I didn't-- There wasn't really
enough time to get into--
660
00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:15,542
ERIC: Not enough time?
You were in there forty minutes.
661
00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:19,291
So-- So why am I sending you
into meetings?
662
00:31:19,375 --> 00:31:22,291
Respectfully, Eric,
I brought her into the meeting.
663
00:31:25,125 --> 00:31:27,166
Aubrey's been my client
for three years.
664
00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:28,458
I know his needs.
665
00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:33,458
With what he pays, his needs
are subordinate to mine.
666
00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:37,166
Again, respectfully,
I have to disagree.
667
00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:41,083
Harper had the balls to work on
something that was cogent
668
00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:44,875
and commercial enough to be put
in front of clients.
669
00:31:44,959 --> 00:31:47,750
We reward her.
That's the system.
670
00:31:47,834 --> 00:31:50,333
And if you'd asked me about it,
I could've provided you
671
00:31:50,417 --> 00:31:52,583
with a list
of more suitable clients.
672
00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:54,250
I'd appreciate
not being ambushed.
673
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:56,792
Jesus Christ,
you want to make MD early,
674
00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:59,083
and I still have to hold
your fucking hand?
675
00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:00,417
No, that's not what I said.
676
00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,667
I'm just saying a level of
respect in the workplace isn't--
677
00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,333
ERIC: And what the fuck
were you doing,
678
00:32:04,417 --> 00:32:06,333
taking FX in there with you?
679
00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:11,083
She's a grad, Eric.
It was-- It was a favor.
680
00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:13,792
Can you tell me the yield
you get out of that account
681
00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:16,291
versus the hours you put in?
682
00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:18,500
'Cause this isn't
a fucking social club.
683
00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:21,208
If you're gonna
spend time stroking
684
00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:25,291
these clueless fucking chinless
country club fucking Henrys,
685
00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:29,500
I want to see it in dollars.
It's fucking pathetic otherwise.
686
00:32:29,834 --> 00:32:30,959
Okay.
687
00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:38,500
What's our number?
688
00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:42,458
(OFFICE CHATTER QUIETS)
689
00:32:42,542 --> 00:32:47,375
What is our desk's budget
for the year?
690
00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:54,875
How does nobody know
that fucking number?
691
00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:59,959
I go to bed with that number!
692
00:33:00,041 --> 00:33:02,709
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
-(REPORTER SPEAKING ON TV)
693
00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:09,417
We owe our clients nothing.
694
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:12,500
We have no
fiduciary responsibility.
695
00:33:12,583 --> 00:33:16,291
We're advisors,
we are facilitators,
696
00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:18,625
first and foremost.
697
00:33:18,709 --> 00:33:21,250
You can't
fucking facilitate nothing.
698
00:33:24,834 --> 00:33:26,709
Daria should fucking know that.
699
00:33:36,792 --> 00:33:38,417
(CHATTER RESUMES)
700
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:41,875
Sit at your desk and call
Allerton every twenty minutes
701
00:33:41,959 --> 00:33:43,333
till Aubrey's back
at the office.
702
00:33:43,417 --> 00:33:47,458
Do not leave the floor
until he's heard you out.
703
00:33:47,542 --> 00:33:49,667
And if he doesn't want us
to write his business,
704
00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:51,125
any fucking business,
705
00:33:51,208 --> 00:33:54,750
I want him pulled off
every distribution list he's on.
706
00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:00,000
RISHI: Because I hate to brag,
but I've come in again.
707
00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:03,000
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
708
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,625
CLEMENT COWAN:
You know what I say, Kaspar.
709
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:05,875
One meeting with management...
710
00:34:05,959 --> 00:34:07,709
Is worth a thousand
research reports.
711
00:34:07,792 --> 00:34:09,792
-(LAUGHS)
-It's good to know
I'm valued, then.
712
00:34:09,875 --> 00:34:12,208
Nobody's gonna tell you
they love you, Theo.
713
00:34:12,291 --> 00:34:13,375
(LAUGHTER)
714
00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:15,583
It's not like people pay
for research.
715
00:34:15,667 --> 00:34:18,250
No, that's exactly
what we pay for.
716
00:34:19,208 --> 00:34:22,000
-WAITER: Wine, sir?
-Not for me, thank you.
717
00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:24,333
Are you sure we can't tempt you?
718
00:34:24,834 --> 00:34:25,959
I don't drink.
719
00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:30,750
Hi, this is Harper Stern
from Pierpoint again--
720
00:34:30,834 --> 00:34:33,333
RECEPTIONIST: Hello again.
Is it Aubrey you're after?
721
00:34:33,959 --> 00:34:35,417
Is he back?
722
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:38,125
-RECEPTIONIST: Um,
just now, but he might be--
-I'll hold. I'll hold.
723
00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:39,333
ERIC: Hey, Dar.
724
00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:41,750
We're having the den redone.
725
00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:45,125
Can you-- Can you lend that
world-class eye again?
726
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,583
Yeah, let me see.
727
00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:50,291
ERIC: Well, we agreed on green.
728
00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:53,083
AUBREY: (ON PHONE)
Hello? Harper, Hello?
729
00:34:53,166 --> 00:34:55,542
Hi, Aubrey. It's Harper
from Pierpoint.
730
00:34:55,625 --> 00:34:57,041
AUBREY:
Yeah, what can I do for you?
731
00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:59,250
-ERIC: It's two greens...
-Eric asked me to call you.
732
00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:02,041
I have an interesting counter
to your current exposure.
733
00:35:03,959 --> 00:35:06,250
The analysts think that equities
will continue to rally,
734
00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,625
but I think that there is
some risk in that view.
735
00:35:08,709 --> 00:35:10,250
I think that
housing is rolling over.
736
00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:11,959
AUBREY:
So, what are you offering me?
737
00:35:12,041 --> 00:35:14,083
It's a combination of puts,
calls, and CDS
738
00:35:14,166 --> 00:35:16,375
packaged in
an elegant, cheap suite.
739
00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:18,333
AUBREY: No, I don't trade CDS.
740
00:35:19,333 --> 00:35:20,458
Why?
741
00:35:20,542 --> 00:35:22,792
AUBREY: I don't trade products
I don't understand.
742
00:35:22,875 --> 00:35:25,750
Well, these are packaged
in a digestible way.
743
00:35:25,834 --> 00:35:28,125
You don't need to understand
the product, just the payout.
744
00:35:28,208 --> 00:35:30,625
AUBREY: No, incorrect.
From tulip bulbs to CDOs,
745
00:35:30,709 --> 00:35:32,333
newness has always been
a dangerous sign.
746
00:35:32,417 --> 00:35:34,125
I'm not one of those
market participants
747
00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:35,959
who trades in the dark.
748
00:35:36,041 --> 00:35:37,917
Trust me.
These products aren't new.
749
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,959
AUBREY: Unfortunately,
I only trust myself,
750
00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:43,667
but I almost trust Daria,
after three full years.
751
00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,000
Is there anything else?
752
00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:47,166
Harper?
753
00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:49,625
Yeah, Aubrey, while I have you
on the phone,
754
00:35:49,709 --> 00:35:51,125
do you wanna do that cable idea
755
00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:52,625
that Daria was talking about
at the meet?
756
00:35:52,709 --> 00:35:54,750
AUBREY: Sure. That's
transparent enough for me.
757
00:35:54,834 --> 00:35:57,083
Make me a price
in fifty dollars?
758
00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:58,959
Twenty/thirty?
759
00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,959
AUBREY: Thirty. Fifty dollars.
760
00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:03,291
Okay, so just to confirm,
you're 50 at 30.
761
00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:05,750
AUBREY: Yeah, I'm in a bit of
a hurry, but that sounds great.
762
00:36:05,834 --> 00:36:06,959
Thanks for your time.
763
00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:08,083
(COMPUTER BEEPS)
764
00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:11,709
Sounded like something.
765
00:36:11,792 --> 00:36:14,417
Yeah, he's gonna think about it,
but I managed to get him to
766
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,417
trade some FX now. Fifty cable.
767
00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:19,458
Did-- Did he sell?
768
00:36:19,542 --> 00:36:21,125
No, he bought it.
769
00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:22,834
With sterling where it is?
770
00:36:22,917 --> 00:36:23,917
Yes.
771
00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:25,917
Thank you.
772
00:36:28,834 --> 00:36:31,125
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
773
00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:39,458
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
774
00:36:42,792 --> 00:36:45,208
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
-YASMIN: Hi.
775
00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:53,917
-Long day.
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors closing.
776
00:36:59,792 --> 00:37:01,291
Doors closing.
777
00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:06,458
Lift going down.
778
00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:12,041
Just an FYI, ladies.
779
00:37:12,125 --> 00:37:13,500
It's cute
that you're living together,
780
00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:15,458
but keep it professional
at work.
781
00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:18,166
Understood.
782
00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:19,917
Really sorry.
It won't happen again.
783
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,500
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors opening.
784
00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:30,792
I mean, since Google went public
in '04,
785
00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:34,750
earnings are up a hundredfold,
the price is up tenfold.
786
00:37:34,834 --> 00:37:38,166
Yeah, see, that's real
underlying business change.
787
00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:40,500
You two must have been
at school together.
788
00:37:41,834 --> 00:37:45,333
Uh, yeah, I was, uh,
two years above.
789
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,125
Same house.
790
00:37:50,542 --> 00:37:52,000
Was he your fag?
791
00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:54,625
THEO: Um...
792
00:37:54,709 --> 00:37:57,750
I think that was abolished
in the '90s.
793
00:37:57,834 --> 00:37:59,959
Well, the Old Etonians'
capacity for debate
794
00:38:00,041 --> 00:38:03,458
-continues to ruin the country.
-(ALL CHUCKLING)
795
00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:09,083
Oh, shit. I've done it again.
How about a change of scenery?
796
00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:12,375
-I feel sufficiently lubricated.
-Good.
797
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,375
Fine to settle?
798
00:38:15,208 --> 00:38:16,792
Annabel's is calling.
799
00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:19,875
KASPAR ZENDEN: Let's go and pay
some women to talk to us.
800
00:38:24,041 --> 00:38:27,041
♪ ("WITCH DOCTOR"
BY CRAZY P PLAYING) ♪
801
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
USMAN ABBOUD:
Malbec. Good choice.
802
00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:37,250
My job's easier if Kaspar thinks
I'm conservative.
803
00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:40,458
Shall we have one in Nobu?
It's only around the corner.
804
00:38:40,542 --> 00:38:42,500
Excuse me, guys.
805
00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:44,917
-Usman, very good to meet you.
-And you.
806
00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:52,834
You know, Kaspar always said
my, uh, best business instinct
807
00:38:52,917 --> 00:38:54,542
is my curiosity.
808
00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:57,709
Have you ever been
to Sweat Prom?
809
00:38:59,083 --> 00:39:02,083
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES
OVER SPEAKERS) ♪
810
00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:16,500
Our mission tonight
is to get Gus pregnant.
811
00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:19,166
-Where do they go to fuck?
-What?
812
00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:21,500
You know,
when they want to go fuck?
813
00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:24,542
Ah, he wants to know
where the dark room is.
814
00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,750
Why you asking me?
815
00:39:26,834 --> 00:39:29,417
Well, don't they build
all these places to standard?
816
00:39:32,041 --> 00:39:33,333
Oi, Ben!
817
00:39:33,417 --> 00:39:36,125
(CHUCKLES) Look at you.
818
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,208
You all right, Rogers?
819
00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:40,375
You well?
This is all right, innit?
820
00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:44,125
♪ ("WISH YOU CALLED"
BY SWAN LINGO PLAYING
THROUGH SPEAKERS) ♪
821
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,333
(PHONE BUZZES)
822
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,792
♪ I wish that I
Could see you now ♪
823
00:40:04,875 --> 00:40:07,417
♪ Wish you called any day ♪
824
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:10,208
♪ Nevermore, no, no, no ♪
825
00:40:10,291 --> 00:40:12,875
♪ Later on, later on ♪
826
00:40:12,959 --> 00:40:15,375
♪ Pass it on the way ♪
827
00:40:15,458 --> 00:40:17,959
♪ See you waiting for yourself ♪
828
00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:19,125
♪ Everything ♪
829
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,709
-♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
830
00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:27,792
Harper?
831
00:40:27,875 --> 00:40:29,333
-Hey, yeah.
-Hey. Will.
832
00:40:29,417 --> 00:40:31,208
-Will, hi.
-If you hadn't guessed.
833
00:40:31,291 --> 00:40:33,542
-(LAUGHS)
-How's it going?
834
00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:36,583
-Jesus, sorry.
-Whoa, good start.
835
00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,667
-Sorry.
-It's okay. (LAUGHS)
836
00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:42,875
WILL HUNT: I was hawking
university application packages.
837
00:40:42,959 --> 00:40:45,542
It's kind of like
a "getting into uni" consultant.
838
00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:49,041
Everyone I worked with,
every single one of them, moron.
839
00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:52,083
So, I'd have this call list,
Notting Hill, Kensington,
840
00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:53,417
Chelsea numbers,
that sort of thing,
841
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:55,583
And as soon as somebody
picked up, you'd be like,
842
00:40:55,667 --> 00:40:58,291
"Have you started thinking about
university preparation yet?"
843
00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:00,125
Get the fear in them early,
you know.
844
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,667
How old are the kids?
845
00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:03,709
Like 13, 14?
846
00:41:03,792 --> 00:41:07,291
No fucking way. What do you talk
to a 14-year-old about?
847
00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:09,625
-Pussy, mostly. Yeah.
-(LAUGHS)
848
00:41:09,709 --> 00:41:11,917
The boys are always telling me
what they wank to.
849
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,500
It is weird. It is weird.
But I just nod along.
850
00:41:14,583 --> 00:41:16,083
"Oh, okay, mate, sure."
851
00:41:16,166 --> 00:41:17,291
HARPER: Kylie or Kendall?
852
00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:18,792
WOMAN:
Yeah, the dickhead didn't show.
853
00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:20,208
WILL: Um... Uh...
854
00:41:21,291 --> 00:41:22,375
Do you know her?
855
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,458
Why would I know her?
856
00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:26,375
You just strike me
as the kind of guy
857
00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:28,291
who would arrange
a multiple-choice date.
858
00:41:28,375 --> 00:41:31,208
That would be sociopathic.
(CHUCKLES)
859
00:41:32,083 --> 00:41:33,875
William Hunt.
860
00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:36,709
-Mmm.
-"Will hunt."
861
00:41:37,834 --> 00:41:40,166
Is that, like,
a name or an M.O.?
862
00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:43,750
Mmm. This dog will hunt.
863
00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:46,709
-That's literally horrible.
-I felt bad saying it.
864
00:41:46,792 --> 00:41:48,250
(HARPER LAUGHS)
865
00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:49,667
What do you think the record is
866
00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:52,125
for the least amount of words
spoken at one of these before...
867
00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,667
Before what?
868
00:41:55,750 --> 00:41:57,375
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
869
00:41:57,458 --> 00:42:00,125
-I haven't showered.
-HARPER: I don't want you to.
870
00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:02,750
WILL: Okay.
871
00:42:05,917 --> 00:42:09,542
(PANTS, MOANS)
872
00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:13,083
(MOANING CONTINUES)
873
00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:16,667
(SIGHS)
874
00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:19,834
-(MOANS) Do you have a condom?
-Yeah.
875
00:42:19,917 --> 00:42:21,041
Okay, get it.
876
00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:31,000
Ah, an uncut dick.
877
00:42:31,083 --> 00:42:32,291
(CHUCKLES)
878
00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:34,583
I feel like I'm
in a Richard Curtis movie.
879
00:42:37,166 --> 00:42:38,458
(WILL EXHALES)
880
00:42:41,041 --> 00:42:43,291
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
881
00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:50,166
(GIGGLES)
882
00:42:51,959 --> 00:42:55,000
(PANTING) Yes--
883
00:42:56,125 --> 00:42:57,291
(GASPS)
884
00:42:57,750 --> 00:43:01,500
(MOANING)
885
00:43:02,542 --> 00:43:04,625
(MOANING CONTINUES)
886
00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:15,500
-(WILL BREATHING HEAVILY)
-(HARPER MOANING)
887
00:43:15,583 --> 00:43:18,041
(MOANING CONTINUES)
888
00:43:18,667 --> 00:43:19,667
(CLEARS THROAT)
889
00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:22,083
♪ ("FEARING LOVE"
BY SERGE DEVANT PLAYING) ♪
890
00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:24,875
♪ I always think of you, baby ♪
891
00:43:25,417 --> 00:43:27,583
♪ You, baby ♪
892
00:43:27,667 --> 00:43:30,250
♪ And when the fire's
Burning out ♪
893
00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:33,041
♪ It's always
Back in you, honey ♪
894
00:43:33,625 --> 00:43:35,917
♪ You, honey ♪
895
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,583
♪ You got me going
Round and round ♪
896
00:43:38,667 --> 00:43:41,166
♪ To get away from you, baby ♪
897
00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:43,750
♪ You, baby ♪
898
00:43:43,834 --> 00:43:45,792
♪ And when the stars
Are coming out... ♪
899
00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:48,750
ROBERT: (LAUGHS) Whoo! Yeah!
900
00:43:49,834 --> 00:43:51,125
♪ You, honey ♪
901
00:43:51,208 --> 00:43:53,250
(CHEERING)
902
00:43:57,458 --> 00:43:59,875
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
903
00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:04,333
Whoo!
904
00:44:05,959 --> 00:44:08,375
I have to go.
You gonna be okay?
905
00:44:10,792 --> 00:44:12,333
Get him anything he wants.
906
00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:15,250
As long as he's alive
in the morning, we're good.
907
00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:16,917
Mwah.
908
00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:18,917
(LAUGHS)
909
00:44:19,542 --> 00:44:20,375
Mate!
910
00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:22,333
GUS: Clapham.
Can you go to Clapham?
911
00:44:22,417 --> 00:44:25,125
Mate, don't go to Clapham.
912
00:44:25,208 --> 00:44:27,291
All right?
Never go to fucking Clapham.
913
00:44:27,375 --> 00:44:28,959
Let's just go home.
914
00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:32,166
GUS: Go and secure the client.
That's what Clement would want.
915
00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:33,542
Can you take us
to Finsbury Park?
916
00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:35,208
-DRIVER: Yeah, jump in.
-Stay.
917
00:44:36,709 --> 00:44:38,333
Clapham, please, mate.
918
00:44:38,417 --> 00:44:39,583
DRIVER: No worries.
919
00:44:47,417 --> 00:44:49,709
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
920
00:44:59,166 --> 00:45:00,250
(LOCK RATTLES)
921
00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:04,000
(SIGHS, WHISPERS) What the fuck?
Dude, look.
922
00:45:04,083 --> 00:45:07,917
You cannot just show up here.
Okay? Alice is here.
923
00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:10,166
Is she asleep?
924
00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:12,375
-Come on, let me in.
-Just go home.
We'll talk about it tomorrow--
925
00:45:12,458 --> 00:45:13,875
GUS: We're friends.
Just let me in.
926
00:45:13,959 --> 00:45:17,291
-Fucking stop pushing me.
-GUS: What you doing?
927
00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:19,083
THEO: Mate. Shut up! Shh.
928
00:45:19,166 --> 00:45:21,041
(BOTH WHISPERING)
929
00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:25,542
-Ooh! (LAUGHS LOUDLY)
-Shut up. Shut the fuck up.
930
00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:27,792
(WHISPERING)
Shut the fuck up.
931
00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:31,041
Stop. Okay, stop.
932
00:45:31,125 --> 00:45:33,625
(BOTH PANTING)
933
00:45:49,792 --> 00:45:51,083
(UNZIPS FLY)
934
00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:07,917
(MOANS)
935
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,458
(GUS SIGHS)
936
00:46:10,709 --> 00:46:13,834
(THEO MOANING, PANTING)
937
00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:17,333
(LAUGHS)
938
00:46:17,417 --> 00:46:19,125
(WHISPERING) Shut the fuck up.
939
00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:21,458
You'll wake her.
940
00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:31,500
(MOANS)
941
00:46:36,959 --> 00:46:38,875
(PANTING)
942
00:46:41,875 --> 00:46:43,125
(MOANS)
943
00:46:43,208 --> 00:46:47,083
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
944
00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:49,083
HARPER: So do you seriously
always chew gum
945
00:46:49,166 --> 00:46:50,291
while you're having sex?
946
00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:52,250
-WILL: Yeah, I mean...
-HARPER: I didn't even notice.
947
00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:55,083
-I just, um,
I've always got gum...
-Do you want this?
948
00:46:55,166 --> 00:46:57,500
-Yeah, I do. I really do.
-Don't tell anyone. (LAUGHS)
949
00:46:57,583 --> 00:47:00,417
-Prefer it to staging a robbery.
-(LAUGHING) Oh, my God.
950
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:01,458
YASMIN: Hey.
951
00:47:01,542 --> 00:47:04,542
-Oh. Sorry, I, um--
-(CHUCKLES)
952
00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:06,000
I thought you went to bed.
953
00:47:06,083 --> 00:47:08,208
Oh, yeah, no,
I'm just trying to unwind.
954
00:47:08,291 --> 00:47:11,166
This is Will.
But he's just leaving, so...
955
00:47:11,917 --> 00:47:13,583
Really, uh, wicked place.
956
00:47:13,667 --> 00:47:15,250
-Thanks.
-Thank you.
957
00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:18,458
-D'you... Go ahead.
-Yeah, sure.
958
00:47:19,709 --> 00:47:21,125
(DOOR OPENS)
959
00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:26,542
Uh, so, thanks for that
and that.
960
00:47:26,625 --> 00:47:28,625
HARPER: Right, yeah, of course.
See you about. Yeah.
961
00:47:28,709 --> 00:47:30,083
-Bye.
-Bye.
962
00:47:31,667 --> 00:47:33,083
(DOOR CLOSES)
963
00:47:34,917 --> 00:47:35,959
(SIGHS)
964
00:47:39,917 --> 00:47:41,250
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
965
00:47:43,875 --> 00:47:46,166
Is that a performance bonus?
966
00:47:46,250 --> 00:47:49,000
Oh, I think it was an attempt
at chivalry.
967
00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:50,250
(CLICKS TONGUE)
968
00:47:52,917 --> 00:47:54,917
-You want some?
-Okay. (LAUGHS)
969
00:47:57,917 --> 00:48:00,792
I genuinely thought that was Seb
for a second.
970
00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:02,750
That's why I chose him.
971
00:48:09,542 --> 00:48:10,625
Listen.
972
00:48:11,917 --> 00:48:14,959
I think if you want to pay rent,
then you should pay rent.
973
00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:18,291
I think
that's a really good idea.
974
00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:23,917
YASMIN: Is 3K fair?
It is Notting Hill, so...
975
00:48:24,917 --> 00:48:27,000
HARPER:
We can figure something out.
976
00:48:28,417 --> 00:48:30,667
(YASMIN CHUCKLES)
977
00:48:30,750 --> 00:48:33,500
♪ ("WISH YOU CALLED"
BY SWAN LINGO PLAYING) ♪
978
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:42,166
♪ I wish that I
Could see you now ♪
979
00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:44,709
♪ Wish you called any day ♪
980
00:48:44,792 --> 00:48:47,458
♪ Nevermore, no, no, no ♪
981
00:48:47,542 --> 00:48:50,083
♪ Later on, later on ♪
982
00:48:50,166 --> 00:48:52,625
♪ Pass it on the way ♪
983
00:48:52,709 --> 00:48:55,333
♪ See you waiting for yourself ♪
984
00:48:55,417 --> 00:48:57,959
♪ Everything that you need ♪
985
00:48:58,041 --> 00:49:00,667
♪ You're the captain
Build away ♪
986
00:49:03,875 --> 00:49:06,875
♪ Don't hold me ♪
987
00:49:06,959 --> 00:49:11,458
♪ Some things
You want from me ♪
988
00:49:11,542 --> 00:49:17,500
♪ I can't, I can't
Be everything ♪
989
00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:22,333
♪ Some things
You want from me ♪
990
00:49:22,417 --> 00:49:27,709
♪ I can't, I can't
Be everything ♪
991
00:49:27,792 --> 00:49:32,625
♪ I, I won't
Fulfill your every need ♪
992
00:49:32,709 --> 00:49:35,000
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
993
00:49:45,917 --> 00:49:48,792
What's it really like, being
a woman in this environment?
994
00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:50,542
Not so much as being a man.
(CHUCKLES)
995
00:49:55,208 --> 00:49:56,083
And there's always banter.
996
00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:58,583
Banter?
Sounds like a euphemism.
997
00:50:00,834 --> 00:50:02,125
Well, you have to have
a sense of humor.
998
00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:06,959
This is clearly a brain-fry, um,
I must've mis-booked it.
999
00:50:08,291 --> 00:50:10,083
YASMIN KARA-HANANI:
You come here because it's one
1000
00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:12,375
of the fewer places where
nobody cares where you're from.
1001
00:50:12,792 --> 00:50:14,166
ROBERT SPEARING: You risk your
job if you don't come clean.
1002
00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:16,959
No, no. I'm not allowed
to make any mistakes.
1003
00:50:17,875 --> 00:50:19,000
ERIC TAO: So you lied to me?
1004
00:50:19,208 --> 00:50:20,625
HARPER STERN:
Well, is it illegal?
1005
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:21,917
(FIRE ALARM BLARES)
1006
00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:24,000
There are many
potential role models here.
1007
00:50:24,083 --> 00:50:25,166
You can be one of them.
1008
00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:27,083
(INHALES, CLEARS THROAT)