1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:11,010 ♪ ("YAWN" BY BULLION PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:26,192 (ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH WHIRRING) 3 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:31,197 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 4 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:34,534 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 5 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:37,662 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 6 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,250 -No. -(LAUGHS) 7 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:43,543 (CHUCKLES) 8 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,588 ♪ Yawn ♪ 9 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,842 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 10 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:02,395 ROBERT SPEARING: See you later. 11 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:06,107 ♪ Yawn ♪ 12 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:10,403 ♪ You'll sleep another day ♪ 13 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:15,533 ♪ Yawn ♪ 14 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:21,372 ♪ You'll sleep another day ♪ 15 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:24,751 (MOANS) 16 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:30,089 ♪ Yawn ♪ 17 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:40,642 (SWIMMER COUGHING) 18 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:46,606 ♪ (SONG STOPS) ♪ 19 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:52,570 -(DOOR CLOSING) -(JESSE BLOOM SIGHS) 20 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:54,948 Is the pool free? 21 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:57,992 Uh, one other lady. Soaking. 22 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:01,663 Oh. Not ideal. Hell is other people, right? 23 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:02,997 (HARPER STERN CHUCKLES) 24 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:06,209 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 25 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,007 NEWS REPORTER: That was billionaire investor Jesse Bloom 26 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:16,261 talking at a digital conference to private equity investors 27 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:18,263 and investment bankers this week, 28 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,849 about his latest wager on what he believes 29 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,351 will be a rough stretch for American Corporations, 30 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:26,020 due to the economic hit brought by the coronavirus... 31 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,021 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 32 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,481 ERIC TAO: Harp, you still on the line? 33 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,108 -HARPER: Yeah. -ERIC: How many hours 34 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:31,526 are you spending away from your rig? 35 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:33,778 HARPER: Hey. What are we doing about sales credits 36 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,196 on this Rican deal? 37 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,698 I just feel like I've really kept 38 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:37,949 the relationship with Felim ticking. 39 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:39,868 So, I was thinking that we could go halves? 40 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,536 Trickle-down economics. 41 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:43,538 That presupposes that I'm beneath you. (CHUCKLES) 42 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:46,541 Let's discuss that tomorrow. You need to come in. 43 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:48,418 Everyone's back in the office. 44 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:50,336 (COMPUTER BEEPING) 45 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,798 -ERIC: I lost you. -HARPER: Yeah. Sorry, 46 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:54,966 it's super temperamental. 47 00:02:55,049 --> 00:02:56,926 ERIC: How many weeks' grace have I given you, 48 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,262 while people have been trickling back in? 49 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,097 -I'm not gonna keep asking. -HARPER: I-- 50 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,307 ERIC: You've been out long enough. 51 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,058 You know that I'm better placed here. 52 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,604 It is better for me to be here, I don't know that I can-- 53 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:11,733 You're invisible where you are, and trust me, 54 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:15,403 from tomorrow morning, you don't want to be invisible. 55 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:17,071 What's tomorrow morning? 56 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:20,283 ERIC: New York is sending over some emissary. 57 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:23,328 -HARPER: What, to "spy" on us? -(TELEPHONE RINGING) 58 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,039 ERIC: Usually they run it past me 59 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,166 when they add headcount to my desk. 60 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,335 It doesn't smell good. 61 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,589 A year is too long to be on your own. 62 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,136 -Tomorrow please. -(SIGHS) 63 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,388 (COMPUTER BEEPING) 64 00:03:54,609 --> 00:04:00,573 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 65 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:10,208 AUTOMATED VOICE: Floor eight. Doors opening. 66 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:16,297 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 67 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,382 Hey. 68 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,803 RISHI RAMDANI: Listen, I know... 69 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:28,434 (TOILET FLUSHING) 70 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:30,853 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 71 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:37,402 (YASMIN KARA-HANANI CLEARS THROAT) 72 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,076 Did you change your number? 73 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:49,080 I've had the same number since I was nine. 74 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:55,795 Can't remember the last time I pissed in public. (CHUCKLES) 75 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,008 I'd advise using one of the cubicles. 76 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:05,513 Germaphobe? 77 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:09,684 No. 78 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,027 Okay, look. I just wanna be cordial. 79 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,695 I don't want any issue that we have, 80 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:21,821 to affect our work. 81 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,033 We don't have an issue. 82 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,369 Welcome back. 83 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,042 (DOOR OPENS) 84 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:36,836 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 85 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,633 -Bitch. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 86 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:43,885 Cunt. 87 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,763 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 88 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:50,391 SPEAKER: This balding bureaucrat has made zero dollars of profit... 89 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:53,144 BILL ADLER: Despite trading flows 90 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:55,480 and volumes booming, I think we're still prudent 91 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:58,232 to lean out our operation, while the going's good. 92 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:01,944 Cost cutting in good times is-- is doubly wise to my mind, 93 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,155 and again, frankly, we'll be looking 94 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:08,326 to subsume either New York CPS into London CPS or vice versa. 95 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:10,953 Trading from home has shown us, we can do more with less. 96 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:13,456 Sorry. Daniel Van Deventer. 97 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:16,042 BILL: My apologies. Dan is an Executive Director, 98 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:17,627 joining you from CPS New York. 99 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:22,298 -New York by way of New Haven. -Sorry. Uh, who subsumes who? 100 00:06:22,381 --> 00:06:23,466 I've, uh, missed you, Eric. 101 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,051 Good to see you again, Danny, but I'm talking 102 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,302 to your boss here. 103 00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:29,305 Daniel's worryingly young for someone I trust so much. 104 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:33,434 I'm telling you, if-- if you take the best minds 105 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:37,814 and mouths away from the point of execution in London, 106 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,565 you are out of your mind. 107 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,567 The contrast between our COVID-era profits 108 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,820 and the absolute hell of mom-and-pop shops 109 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,947 on Main Street couldn't be starker. 110 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,115 Now, it may be an idea, 111 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:49,200 to leave your Pierpoint insignia gym bags behind 112 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:50,284 next time you go to whatever 113 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,453 black cod serving enclave is now de rigueur. 114 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:56,249 So, the mothership wants us to stay classy? 115 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:58,543 BILL: Just be considerate. 116 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:01,587 If you don't mind me asking, how do we protect ourselves? 117 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,297 BILL: Might as well say what you are all thinking. 118 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:06,008 Production. The people covering the biggest accounts 119 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,718 and those bringing in new clients. 120 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:10,721 Your worth at the firm is who you know outside the firm 121 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,932 and how those relationships are monetized. 122 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:15,434 DANIEL VAN DEVENTER: Guys, this is just the reality. 123 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:18,479 We know we operate as a team, right? 124 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,731 Fleet of boats on the same tide. 125 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:22,441 Okay. Oh, joy. 126 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:25,862 DANIEL: Okay, there he goes. 127 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:28,114 All right, team, I've got 128 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:30,992 bullying and harassment training all day. 129 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:32,618 Hopefully, I'll pick up some tips. 130 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,412 Really looking forward with working with all of you. 131 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:36,789 -Have a good day. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 132 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,624 It took me a while to find my feet, 133 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,501 before I got a bit more established. 134 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:41,711 How've you found your first few weeks 135 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,546 -on the desk? -Oh, what I expected. 136 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:44,797 I just think of Foreign Exchange 137 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,841 as a bureau de change with pretensions. 138 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:48,759 I actually applied for the CPS desk. 139 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,511 It's got a good reputation on the street. 140 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:53,097 YASMIN: Yeah, unfounded. 141 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:55,141 Joking, obviously. It's a stellar team. 142 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:58,227 There is nothing more useless than Rishi's daily update. 143 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,979 He's never knowingly correct about the market. 144 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:02,064 CPS are living on reputation alone. 145 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,775 Nobody knows who's driving the car there anymore anyway. 146 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,360 No wonder New York is on to them. 147 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,696 -Hope it doesn't affect us -They're close-knit. 148 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:10,948 RISHI: Yo! Does anyone know what a fucking SPAC is? 149 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,325 One way of putting it. 150 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:15,369 Or you could just call them a bag of cunts! 151 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:18,372 (SCOFFS) I think that word's pretty unacceptable. 152 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:22,627 Unless you really love the person, right? 153 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,088 So, Howard Stern. 154 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,257 You're welcome back to the party. Not here. 155 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:31,594 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 156 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,930 ERIC: Why were you late? 157 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:37,016 Oh, I was just hyping myself up. 158 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:40,061 Can you get me a coffee? Only if you're getting one. 159 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:43,105 -Oh, I wasn't. -You'll want one eventually. 160 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:47,944 -I can go out. -Harper's getting me one. 161 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,655 Sure. 162 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:53,074 And, Bob, don't think I've not noticed 163 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:55,076 you haven't made a single outgoing call 164 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:56,494 since we've been back. I know, 165 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:58,246 you've been dealing with incoming. 166 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,915 You're not just a catcher, you're a pitcher. 167 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:03,751 You were in that meeting. 168 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:09,131 Look, breathe on your hand. 169 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:12,301 -(EXHALES) -(EXHALES) 170 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,805 ERIC: See? You're alive after all. 171 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,098 I was just doing my digest email. 172 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:19,058 Nobody-- (CHUCKLES) Nobody reads that email. 173 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:22,812 It's getting denser than Dostoyevsky. And less fun. 174 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:27,733 S&P up one percent. Ten-year, boring. Dollar, lower. 175 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:31,612 A digest is meant to be digestible! 176 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:37,660 Hello. Oh, you wanna speak to the infamous Bob? 177 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:42,206 Putting you through now. They wanna speak to Robert Ford. 178 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:46,002 That you? The coward Robert Ford? 179 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,211 I'm not scared. 180 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,924 Go to the dormant client list 181 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,135 and call the least active account. 182 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:56,387 (RISHI CHATTING INDISTINCTLY) 183 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:57,596 Today. 184 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:01,267 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 185 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:07,023 (RISHI CONTINUES CHATTING INDISTINCTLY) 186 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:10,443 -Hey. Who's sitting here? -New York said keep it empty. 187 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:13,654 HARPER: What, for the new stiff? 188 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:19,076 Hey, can we circle back on that sales credit convo? 189 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,536 Hey, how about that coffee? 190 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,206 (IN SPANISH) 191 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,167 MAXIM ALONSO: (OVER PHONE, IN ENGLISH) My parents got stuck 192 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,877 in Saint-Tropez. So ensconced themselves 193 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,837 in some villa at some inordinate price, 194 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,381 but I'm sure they are yet to fully mentally contend with. 195 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,842 -The food is vile. -Yeah, at 60 quid a crudité 196 00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:36,719 at Cinquante Cinq, it's hard to go wrong. 197 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,179 Personally, I'm very proud of the fact 198 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:40,931 I went to two media-confirmed super-spreader events 199 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,558 and managed not to catch anything. 200 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:46,228 MAXIM: Ah, the blessings of privilege. It's like a halo. 201 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,064 Yeah, it's better than any mask. 202 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,232 RISHI: Oh, is that soy? 203 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:58,824 Yo, Stern, didn't you back up Nicole at Mallon Mercer? 204 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,453 Honestly, don't waste your time. 205 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:05,956 Your buddy Yasmin's talking to that fund outta Brevan. 206 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,000 Jump on and show him you're a more sophisticated 207 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,460 touch point into our offering. 208 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:10,920 Are we stepping across FX accounts? 209 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,880 Fleet of ships on the same tide? 210 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:15,674 Let's make sure we're the biggest boat. 211 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,551 Are you worried that New York is outperforming us? 212 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:21,180 Hook into that call with FX. Today, please. 213 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:23,224 RISHI: Is anyone here young enough to give a fuck 214 00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:24,266 about meme stocks? 215 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,268 'Cause people keep asking me about 'em! 216 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,896 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 217 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,400 MAXIM: (OVER PHONE) Look, Yas, this may be our last 218 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,902 professional phone call. 219 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,821 -Why is that? -MAXIM: I'll explain more later. 220 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,490 Yeah, I know it's a bit rogue to have a party on a weeknight, 221 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,409 but a career doesn't blow up every day. 222 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:45,079 Hi, Maxim, this is Harper Stern from Cross Product. 223 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:46,664 (MAXIM SPEAKING SPANISH) 224 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,791 HARPER: (SPEAKING ENGLISH) I just wanted to let you know that, um, 225 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,794 we are very much here, if you need any flow 226 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:55,631 or color-slash-currency ideas from the CPS end. 227 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:58,300 (MAXIM SPEAKING SPANISH) 228 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,678 (IN ENGLISH) Uh, no. But I shouldn't be surprised. 229 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:01,971 Maxim, as you know, 230 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,931 the layup trade over the past 12 months 231 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,642 has been selling the dollar and... 232 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:11,897 MAXIM: And? 233 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:15,860 HARPER: And... 234 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:19,196 YASMIN: And? 235 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,740 (CHUCKLES) 236 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,617 (MAXIM SPEAKING SPANISH) 237 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,661 (CALL DISCONNECTS) 238 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,667 (KEY CLACKING) 239 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,549 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 240 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:43,220 -(IN ENGLISH) Can I help you? -Did I do something funny? 241 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,513 (RISHI SCOFFS) 242 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,141 No. But, uh... 243 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,602 I'm amused. (CHUCKLES) 244 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,442 I'm sorry, do we have a fucking problem? 245 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,694 Uh, Harper, I think about you 246 00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:00,779 less than I think about climate change. 247 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,823 Actually, do you want a guided tour 248 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,617 of your irrelevancy to me? 249 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,619 Yeah? Okay, let's do that. 250 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,162 (CLEARS THROAT) 251 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,083 My problem is that we've had an empty seat 252 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,545 on this fucking desk, since the rest of us came back. 253 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,963 Now, I'm glad you've had the shame 254 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:22,134 to execute through other traders during your extended vacay. 255 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,886 Does that mean when I ask you for a price now, 256 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,554 you're not gonna give me a price? 257 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,724 Fuck no, that privilege is reserved for people 258 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,392 who actually fucking work here, Harper. 259 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,102 I put in 12-hour days. 260 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,898 Drifting around a hotel suite, brewing coffee, 261 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,984 and attacking yourself does not make a job of work. 262 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,194 You're only God in your own head 263 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,196 because none of us see it on the tape. 264 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,822 None of it is monetized. 265 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,369 You gonna let him talk to me like that? 266 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,995 RISHI: Go on, run to Daddy. 267 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,789 Let him? I'm not your keeper. 268 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:54,291 I shouldn't have to listen in to your calls 269 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,793 to make sure you can do your job. 270 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,381 Well, maybe I'm your fucking keeper. 271 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:02,466 -We should remember that. -(SCOFFS) Okay. 272 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:08,347 Off the desk, right now. 273 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:11,850 (SCOFFS) 274 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,568 RISHI: Oh, they're off 275 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,778 for another one of their secret powwows. 276 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,655 Like some Jeremy Kyle level shit. 277 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:25,906 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 278 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,325 WORKER: The truth is you can only really appreciate... 279 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,411 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(TELEPHONES RINGING) 280 00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:31,912 YASMIN: It's kind of an unwritten rule 281 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,914 that the grad gets lunch for the desk in FX. 282 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,249 Since when? 283 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,668 Sorry, I should have warned you. 284 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:40,087 Don't worry, you'll get used to dimming your light. 285 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,548 I just don't think that's what I'm here to do. 286 00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:43,966 It sets a precedent. 287 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,803 Jackie, do you need help backing up any of your accounts? 288 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:50,472 Venetia, so, let me tell you something for free. 289 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:54,727 Um, you need to get everyone on side early. 290 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,770 There is a system. 291 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,441 HILARY WYNDHAM: Please be cognizant 292 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,110 of the potential droplet area. 293 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,361 I don't think it's appropriate 294 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:07,239 that the junior person on the desk get the lunches. 295 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,662 WYNDHAM: All right. 296 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,292 I think it's important we try and break the cycle. Don't you? 297 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,127 Yeah, absolutely. (CHUCKLES) 298 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:23,380 VENETIA BERENS: I actually have a friend from Merton who just started at Millennium. 299 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,472 I don't think your taking care of yourself. 300 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,599 How is that your business? 301 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:38,771 When it's literally my business, that's how. 302 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,273 I told you this worked better when I was at home. 303 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,983 You were rotting in that room. 304 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,571 Rishi's phrasing's uncouth, 305 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,073 but the person I've been speaking to 306 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,116 over the phone, on Zoom, whatever the fuck, 307 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,327 isn't who I hired. 308 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:58,123 You're passive, you're sloppy. New York will notice. 309 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,834 They can't not with new eyes on the desk. 310 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,296 As much as we do this job over the phone, 311 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:08,342 there's no substitute for being up in a client's face, 312 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:11,470 up in a trader's face, seeing the whites of their eyes. 313 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:16,058 The bit that makes sense, about this job, is living it. 314 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:20,229 So, you can go back to the hotel, opt out of life. 315 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:26,360 Or be the Harper I know. The Harper who bangs on doors. 316 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,529 Man, why are you preaching to me like this? 317 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,032 You need to work on your fucking anger. 318 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,117 (CHUCKLES) 319 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,623 And bury the hatchet with Rish, please. 320 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:43,293 Sure. Happy fucking families. 321 00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:53,220 (INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TELEVISION) 322 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,347 -(TELEPHONE RINGING) -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 323 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,318 -Can I have a second? -HARPER: Yeah. 324 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,285 Look, I need you to do something for me. 325 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:21,582 The firm now offers an-- 326 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:23,667 -an in-house service... -♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 327 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,711 ...for... 328 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,464 issues... 329 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,133 mood. 330 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,802 The more mental side of your health. 331 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,138 Since we all came back. 332 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,601 I know you don't think that I need that. 333 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,687 It would behoove us for you to go. 334 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:49,443 It would behoove us? Why-- (CHUCKLES) 335 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,153 Why are you talking to me like that? 336 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,448 What difference does it make, if it's corporate diktat 337 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,950 or if I actually care? I'm your manager. 338 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,578 -I'm managing you. -So, you're covering your ass? 339 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:03,665 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 340 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:05,834 Sorry. 341 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,963 Have you ever gone to speak to them? 342 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,258 Third floor. I'm told it's all confidential. 343 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:16,136 RISHI: Can't we make do on a bit of Fat Les? 344 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:22,768 (SINGING) ♪ Vindaloo, vindaloo Vindaloo, vindaloo, na-na ♪ 345 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:25,354 (CHUCKLES) All right, fine. 346 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,648 You have to make sure your dad doesn't do his sub-UKIP 347 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:30,526 "amusing Indian voice" in the speech. 348 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,694 (CHUCKLES) I'm teasing-- I'm teasing you. 349 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,907 All right. Love you. Bye. 350 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:42,579 'Night. 351 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,082 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 352 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,422 He's engaged. 353 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,675 Distracted. 354 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,972 You should come to his engagement drinks. 355 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,015 -He told me to invite you. -No, he didn't. 356 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,893 -You don't have to lie to me. -Well, you work here, 357 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,771 and they're effectively team drinks, so. 358 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,441 Plus, you need to meet his bird. 359 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,406 Okay, what are we talking about here? 360 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:21,368 -Posh enough to podcast. -HARPER: Ooh, tell me more. 361 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,662 Or don't. (CHUCKLES) No, do. 362 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:26,915 (CHUCKLES) It's like one of those podcasts 363 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,834 that tells other upper middle-class women, 364 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,503 -what to read and-- -How to feel. 365 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,255 -Right. -(ROBERT CHUCKLES) 366 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,673 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 367 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,926 All right, fuck it. Maybe I'll go. 368 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,763 But, like, from an anthropological perspective. 369 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,600 Yeah, sure. It's the right idea. 370 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,560 I can't believe that you neglected to tell me 371 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:49,938 that fucking Rishi is engaged. 372 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,982 -It's work, innit? -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 373 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:57,529 ♪ (WONDROUS SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 374 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,244 YASMIN: What do we think, two-gram line 375 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,495 or one gram line? 376 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,414 RAY: Twice midweek. Largie. 377 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:10,500 -It's never all for me. -RAY: New post code. 378 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,794 -A friend's party. -(CAR DOOR OPENS) 379 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,465 Oh, sorry, this-- this isn't a cab. (CHUCKLES) 380 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,134 (SIGHS) I should hope not. 381 00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:21,303 I really hope you're here for the same reason I am. 382 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:24,014 RAY: This is as close as I come south of for one. 383 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:27,935 Oh, I don't blame you. I'm about to Captain Cook 384 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,978 it over Waterloo Bridge myself. 385 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,438 I'm headed that way. 386 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,316 Maybe we should operate a buddy system? 387 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,944 You've seen that film, The Descent? No? 388 00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,780 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 389 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,448 Uh, can I get one on tick? 390 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,825 Actually, who fucking carries cash these days? 391 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,287 -RAY: Just gone cashless. -CELESTE PACQUET: Oh, amazing. 392 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:51,792 Well, uh, put hers on mine. It's just easier. 393 00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:54,670 (DEVICE BEEPS) 394 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:55,879 Thank you. 395 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,339 Something to get through a work night. 396 00:20:57,422 --> 00:21:01,009 I might meet a client. Selling myself as always. 397 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,888 ♪ ("GOOD LIFE" BY INNER CITY PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ 398 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,557 I'm not stalking you, I'm really not. 399 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,559 Technically, you got into my car. 400 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,186 (CELESTE SPEAKING FRENCH) 401 00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:12,688 YASMIN: How do you know Maxim? 402 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,816 He's introduced me to a lot of clients. 403 00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:17,442 YASMIN: What kind of clients? 404 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,239 A lot of people here use my services. 405 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,534 Services? 406 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,962 Well, that's one way to mourn a career. 407 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,049 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. (GIGGLES) 408 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,260 CELESTE: I'm sure I'll bump into you again, huh? 409 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,053 Oh, Yasmin, estás aquí! 410 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,016 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 411 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,851 -Hola. -YASMIN: Hola. 412 00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:52,894 Glad you could make it. (KISSES) 413 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,731 Maxim, what is all of this for? 414 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:58,900 Oh, my beloved Silver Kite has blown up! 415 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,278 My fund is no more! 416 00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:08,744 And yes, that means you've lost your largest client. 417 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,038 Right. 418 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,042 Wow. (CHUCKLES) 419 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:18,378 I guess this means the world really is ending. 420 00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:20,172 MAXIM: Oh, it's already ended. 421 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:23,550 So, tonight, we're gonna give it a fucking good nudge. 422 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:28,930 Grab the moment, it's been a long year, but still peng. 423 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,265 You twat. 424 00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:32,225 -♪ (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪ -(JENNY MOANING) 425 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,978 (PANTING) 426 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:36,354 JENNY: Are you close? 427 00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:40,859 Do you want me to be louder or something? 428 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:46,531 (MOANS LOUDER) 429 00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,287 JENNY: You're nothing like your profile. 430 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,416 Are you in recovery or something? 431 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,801 Sober dates are basically corporal punishment. 432 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,177 (CHUCKLES) 433 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:12,641 JENNY: Does that happen a lot? 434 00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:17,062 -It wasn't you. -I didn't think it was. 435 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,189 Can you get me an Uber? 436 00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:21,316 I think I deserve a Lux, actually. 437 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,695 ♪ ("ATLANTA" BY DJ TENNIS PLAYING) ♪ 438 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,991 -♪ (SONG ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪ -Oh, God. 439 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:13,994 This feels transgressive for a work-night. 440 00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:16,621 But I just lost my biggest client, so fuck it. 441 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,498 (SNORTS) 442 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:23,378 This basically is my job. You know, entertaining. 443 00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:27,382 Look, I really don't want this to sound like an insult. 444 00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:32,387 Because, honestly, it's a compliment. I-- 445 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,556 It's probably a million times more interesting 446 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:37,392 than what I do for a living. So, um... (SNIFFS) 447 00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:40,520 But I just feel like I have to ask. 448 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,149 -What's it like? (CHUCKLES) -Uh. 449 00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:47,194 You know, doing... 450 00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:51,364 being, um... 451 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:55,869 a sex worker, right? Sex pro-- sex professional? 452 00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:57,996 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 453 00:24:58,079 --> 00:25:01,249 Um, I'll tell you what my job is like, 454 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,169 if you tell me why you're so sure 455 00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:06,171 yours isn't as interesting. 456 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:11,218 Oh, well, um... (SNIFFS) ...I work in a bank. (CHUCKLES) 457 00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:13,261 Something called Foreign Exchange Sales, 458 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:16,306 it's about as sexy as it sounds. At Pierpoint. 459 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:18,892 So, um, 460 00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:21,102 what are your clients like? (CHUCKLES) 461 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:25,440 You know, they are high net worth individuals. 462 00:25:25,523 --> 00:25:27,943 -♪ (MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Families. 463 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,403 -Families? -Uh-huh. (CHUCKLES) 464 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:33,865 Families! Wow. 465 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:42,749 Oh, my God. I fucking love this song. 466 00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:43,959 I was behind the decks 467 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:46,127 when Solomon dropped it at Boneca. 468 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,963 Do you want to dance with me? 469 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:49,798 YASMIN: What, the Goldman CEO? 470 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:52,133 ♪ ("INNER LIGHT" BY ELDERBROOK & BOB MOSES PLAYING) ♪ 471 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,511 ♪ You don't know how to Get it on the floor ♪ 472 00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:58,139 ♪ Then don't hold back For anyone ♪ 473 00:25:58,223 --> 00:25:59,975 ♪ Close your eyes ♪ 474 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:03,395 ♪ Just follow the inner light ♪ 475 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:05,647 ♪ You count on me ♪ 476 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:07,899 ♪ You count on me ♪ 477 00:26:11,569 --> 00:26:13,113 -♪ You count on me ♪ -(SNIFFS) 478 00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:21,288 ♪ You count on me ♪ 479 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:25,792 ♪ I can fly ♪ 480 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,671 ♪ I can breathe ♪ 481 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:34,092 ♪ And learn to sing ♪ 482 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:37,971 ♪ Like do-re-mi ♪ 483 00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:40,640 -(YASMIN SNORTS) -♪ So you wanna dance ♪ 484 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:42,684 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 485 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,895 ♪ And you wanna be ♪ 486 00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:49,774 ♪ A bat out of hell ♪ 487 00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:54,779 ♪ Follow my lead ♪ 488 00:26:55,613 --> 00:26:56,865 ♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ 489 00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:01,494 I overdid it. 490 00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:03,163 MAXIM: Oh, God, I am getting too old for this. 491 00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:04,372 No such thing. 492 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:08,877 But I am so glad you two, beautiful women connected. 493 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,129 That was always my intention. 494 00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:14,591 -You two ever crossed at work? -Excuse me? (CHUCKLES) 495 00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:18,428 Celeste is an MD at Pierpoint. Private Wealth Management. 496 00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:21,348 CELESTE: I look after high net worth individuals. 497 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:24,351 Wealthy people who don't know what to do with their money. 498 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:27,645 Not professional investors like you're used to. 499 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:31,149 Oh, my God! (CHUCKLES) Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Uh-- 500 00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:32,609 -CELESTE: Don't worry. -(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 501 00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:35,153 It was just too much fun playing with you. 502 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:39,866 This is Yasmin Kara-Hanani. 503 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:43,453 Fuck, fuck. The publishing heiress. 504 00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:45,205 Oh, God. Don't call me that. 505 00:27:45,288 --> 00:27:46,790 That's what Tatler used to call me. (CHUCKLES) 506 00:27:46,873 --> 00:27:48,083 MAXIM: Yeah, well I've unsubscribed. 507 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,417 I've been trying to lure your father 508 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,752 into Pierpoint for years. 509 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,046 MAXIM: Yeah, well, no dice. My family's been managing 510 00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:55,256 her family's money for generations. 511 00:27:55,340 --> 00:28:00,095 Oh, well. If you ever fancy a change of scene, 512 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,846 I'm on the twelfth floor. 513 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,476 -Bonne nuit, vous deux. -Bonne nuit. 514 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:16,486 You know I now work for you? 515 00:28:16,569 --> 00:28:19,072 Yeah, I've gone to work for Papa. 516 00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:21,116 Managing your father's money. 517 00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:23,535 Your money. 518 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,959 You're not supposed to fuck people who work for you. 519 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:34,754 Are you coming onto me? 520 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:40,802 Well, the thing is... 521 00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:44,681 everyone else who's interesting has left. 522 00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:50,270 -♪ (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪ -(MOANS, BREATHING HEAVILY) 523 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,113 -(BOTH MOAN) -Come on. 524 00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:30,643 (MOANS, BREATHING HEAVILY) 525 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:35,899 (MAXIM MOANING) 526 00:29:44,782 --> 00:29:46,659 ♪ (MELODIOUS POP SONG PLAYING) ♪ 527 00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:49,662 ♪ Give it up Give your heart to me ♪ 528 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,874 ♪ And I wanna know ♪ 529 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:57,253 ♪ Why you're torturing me ♪ 530 00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:00,757 ♪ I need to know... ♪ 531 00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:05,887 Hi. This is well done, I ordered medium. 532 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:07,138 We're not allowed to serve medium 533 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:08,556 in the City of Westminster. 534 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,891 Since when? 535 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,393 Are you new? (SCOFFS) 536 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:19,025 What kind of service is that? What kind of service is that? 537 00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:20,485 (HARPER CHUCKLING) 538 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:24,572 I think that's mine. Um, well done. 539 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:27,659 I-- I mean, the meat, not your performance, um-- 540 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:30,578 Can we get her another one. And me too. 541 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,706 Um, personally I don't like to bite down and taste blood 542 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:35,291 but there's no accounting for taste. 543 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,877 Even more deceased than that if you can swing it. 544 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:40,755 There is something undeniably comforting 545 00:30:40,838 --> 00:30:43,925 about the dependability of a four-star chain hotel. 546 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,093 (CHUCKLES) 547 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:47,512 Cookie-cutter burger, piss-water beer. 548 00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:48,930 You know where you are. 549 00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:52,559 Hmm. And where's that, 1985? 550 00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:53,893 (CHUCKLES) 551 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,062 -Okay. -(CHUCKLES) 552 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,817 -It grounds me. -Hmm. 553 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:02,318 Yeah. It's low-key. 554 00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:04,529 Anonymous? 555 00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:07,991 And why would I want that? 556 00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:10,034 I don't know. 557 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:15,373 You know what they say about... 558 00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:21,629 flying close to the sun, gives off a lovely light. 559 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,548 Yeah. Well... 560 00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:27,635 sometimes it's nice to just disappear. 561 00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:34,475 HARPER: Can I get another beer, please? Thank you. 562 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,019 I'll have another, too. 563 00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:38,855 I drink too much when I'm in the UK. 564 00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:41,608 Why not? National pastime. 565 00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:43,318 JESSE: I've just moved here. 566 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:47,447 Got a 19-year-old who refuses to go to college in the US. 567 00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:50,241 -♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ -It's his own kind of rebellion. 568 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:53,411 He's, um, he's a bit of a stranger. 569 00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:57,457 I don't know why I'm telling you that. 570 00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:59,792 Uh, if not me, then who? 571 00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:03,963 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 572 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:05,506 JESSE: Put hers on my room. 573 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,967 Oh, no, no, no. No, I got it, thank you. 574 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:12,221 (HARPER CHUCKLING) 575 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:15,350 JESSE: Stuck in limbo. What's your excuse? 576 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:16,517 Hmm. 577 00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:20,730 -Purgatory. -JESSE: Hmm. 578 00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:26,110 My advice, don't wait for others to pray for you. 579 00:32:33,242 --> 00:32:35,036 MAXIM: I feel a bit dirty. 580 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:36,829 Don't overthink it. I have literally never 581 00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,290 thought about it before tonight. 582 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,542 You know, I don't get why you're not more successful 583 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:42,710 at work. 584 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:45,755 You should be more like this. 585 00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:48,800 What? Nude? 586 00:32:50,009 --> 00:32:51,803 No, comfortable. 587 00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:59,894 Trauma. (CHUCKLES) I guess. 588 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:02,689 Yeah. 589 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:06,859 I thought I was doing all right, but, um, 590 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:11,531 -today's been a bit weird. -What do you make of Celeste? 591 00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:15,034 Yeah, I know I can't help you directly in your career anymore, 592 00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:18,955 but I thought I'd grease the wheels with a connect. 593 00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:20,832 In case you ever think of an internal move. 594 00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:23,543 I don't need you to daddy me. 595 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:26,546 Your daddy doesn't even daddy you. 596 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,634 Let's not tell our mothers. 597 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:40,226 What do you know about Jesse Bloom? 598 00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:42,270 Mr. COVID? 599 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:44,856 Just moved to London. 600 00:33:46,482 --> 00:33:48,234 He did better out of this disaster 601 00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:49,444 than any man on earth. 602 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:50,862 He bought a wedge of CDS insurance 603 00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:52,530 before real pandemic hysteria. 604 00:33:52,613 --> 00:33:56,033 Went on CNBC, predicted the apocalypse, 605 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:59,245 made the market tank, made his CDS double. 606 00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:01,789 Sold his CDS. 607 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:05,084 Reinvested four fucking yards in blue chip equities, 608 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,462 at bargain basement prices. That was the Ackman trade. 609 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,172 No, that was the Bloom trade. 610 00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:12,133 Ackman followed him into it. 611 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,844 ♪ (CONFIDENT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 612 00:34:14,927 --> 00:34:16,679 Checkered reputation. 613 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,353 What do you think Bloom paid in premiums to hold it? 614 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:29,025 Guess around, 30 million dollars to Goldman. 615 00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:31,527 Imagine if that had been you. 616 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:34,447 AUTOMATED VOICE: Floor eight. Doors opening. 617 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:40,453 You know the theory about the giant squid? 618 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,538 That it really exists? 619 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,041 It-- it does? 620 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:49,962 Have-- have you had a chance to get to the third floor, 621 00:34:50,671 --> 00:34:52,256 to Pierpoint services? 622 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,429 I don't see how that's any of your business. 623 00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:07,230 DANIEL: No, I love Eric, he fucking hired me. 624 00:35:07,313 --> 00:35:08,815 But the guys who act the most infallible 625 00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:10,817 are usually the most fallible. 626 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:13,528 ERIC: Hmm. Poster boy thinks he's a made man now. 627 00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:16,364 Wasn't expecting them to send someone so young. 628 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,908 -You're barely pubescent. -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 629 00:35:18,991 --> 00:35:20,618 (CHUCKLES) Eric, buddy! 630 00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:24,664 Oh, man, a fresh start across the pond. 631 00:35:24,747 --> 00:35:27,166 Hey, the white hair, it-- it really suits you. 632 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,584 It wasn't a choice. 633 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:31,087 I'm surprised they haven't lovingly bumped you upstairs yet. 634 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:34,340 (CHUCKLES) A corner office is a coffin. 635 00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:36,217 DANIEL: True. 636 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:39,512 Oh, hey. Uh, Daniel Van Deventer. 637 00:35:39,595 --> 00:35:42,515 My friends call me DVD or Blu-ray. 638 00:35:42,598 --> 00:35:44,433 Sorry, lame joke, but hopefully, 639 00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:46,894 not irrefutable grounds for crucifixion. 640 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:50,064 No, but addressing my soldiers without me is. 641 00:35:50,147 --> 00:35:52,483 Oh, so what does that make me, like a capo? 642 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:56,028 Yeah, and I'm capo di tutti capi. 643 00:35:58,155 --> 00:36:01,158 -Boss of all bosses. -(DANIEL CHUCKLES) 644 00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:05,997 I figure that's Adler. Which is why I'm here. 645 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,957 Uh, look, this merger. 646 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,835 Sounds like an attempt to juniorize London. 647 00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:13,754 What are you, Gary Glitter? 'Cause to my knowledge, 648 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:15,423 I'm not a 12-year-old Thai girl. 649 00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:16,966 -(CHUCKLES) -DANIEL: Look, um, 650 00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:19,927 nobody's keeping a rap sheet. But we, uh, well, we could say 651 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,722 most consider London an overnight execution desk 652 00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:23,931 for the US. 653 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:27,059 And we could say Brexit makes the Frankfurt office 654 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:29,186 more relevant now. 655 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:30,938 And, uh, well, we also could say, 656 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:32,899 London drinks too much and leaves too early. 657 00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:35,902 But none of us are saying that. (CHUCKLES) 658 00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:39,447 Nobody's made a decision yet. 659 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,824 It could be New York or it could be London. 660 00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:43,367 Can we guarantee our safety? 661 00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:46,162 Funny enough, dude, 662 00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:48,414 you pick up the phone, and you dial. 663 00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:51,417 It's the usual. Right? Since time immemorial. 664 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,210 We need to produce. 665 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:55,129 Starts with Rican Healthcare this week. 666 00:36:55,212 --> 00:36:57,298 That's my block. My client. 667 00:36:57,381 --> 00:37:00,134 Hey, Eric, I'm, uh, glad you got Felim back. 668 00:37:00,217 --> 00:37:02,929 Harp, we've got breakfast with Felim tomorrow, 669 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:06,641 to make sure he doesn't have any last-minute shakiness, 670 00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,059 about anchoring the Rican deal. 671 00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:11,187 Does anyone at Pierpoint have a relationship with Jesse Bloom? 672 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:12,813 Does anyone cover him on the street? 673 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:15,358 You truly have taken leave of your faculties. 674 00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:17,902 You'll be taking a KFC to Raoul Moat next. 675 00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:19,278 Moaty, it's Harper! 676 00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:20,780 (CHUCKLES) 677 00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:23,866 DANIEL: He's, uh, he's uncoverable. Nobody even knows where he is. 678 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,911 Oh, shit. I've got a meeting with BlackRock. Eric! 679 00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:28,913 You look like George Clooney, man, great. 680 00:37:29,538 --> 00:37:30,498 Fair. 681 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:32,208 Jesse Bloom just moved to London. 682 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:35,127 George Clooney looks like me. 683 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,712 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 684 00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:42,009 ERIC: Felim, you're getting Rican at a discount. 685 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:44,971 So the upside, we can sell quickly at a premium. 686 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,138 And Dooling is saying 687 00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:47,932 it's a potential acquisition target. 688 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:49,517 (LINE RINGING) 689 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,686 ERIC: When was the last time you lost money trading 690 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:53,104 a block with me? 691 00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:54,605 -NICOLE CRAIG: (OVER PHONE) Hello? -Nicole. 692 00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:56,649 Hi. It's Robert Spearing from Pierpoint. 693 00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:59,443 NICOLE: What could anyone from that institution possibly want? 694 00:38:00,736 --> 00:38:04,657 Uh-- uh, to talk markets, the old game. 695 00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:07,576 You feeling bulled up, or is the old bear rousing 696 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:09,829 from her slumber? (CHUCKLES) 697 00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:12,206 NICOLE: Sorry, why are you talking like a cunt? 698 00:38:12,289 --> 00:38:13,874 Yeah, I'm in the habit of avoiding people 699 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,418 who talk like cunts. 700 00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:20,297 Yet life's made a habit of throwing them my way. 701 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:22,925 Sorry, I-- Sorry, who are you? 702 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:28,556 Robert. Spearing. Your new broker at Pierpoint. 703 00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:32,018 NICOLE: Right, okay, my broker isn't pompous enough 704 00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:33,227 to tell me his surname 705 00:38:33,310 --> 00:38:35,813 like it's already worth something to me. 706 00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:40,026 Yes. I agree. 707 00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:41,193 Um-- (LAUGHS) 708 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:44,905 Uh, that was quite, uh, quite risible from my side. 709 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,157 NICOLE: Quite what? 710 00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:48,951 Qui-- Um... 711 00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:52,913 Quite-- quite risible? 712 00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:54,999 NICOLE: Yeah, okay. Look, why don't you call me 713 00:38:55,082 --> 00:38:57,710 when you know who you are and who you're talking to. 714 00:38:57,793 --> 00:38:59,920 -(LINE DISCONNECTS) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 715 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:01,964 ♪ (TENSE SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 716 00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:09,930 HILARY: I'm quietly disturbed by how glad I am to see you. 717 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,432 KENNY KILBANE: Oh, it's good to see you too. 718 00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:12,725 It is-- it's good to be back. 719 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:16,270 -Psychopath. -JACKIE WALSH: Absolutely. 720 00:39:16,353 --> 00:39:17,396 -KENNY: Yeah. -JACKIE: Yeah. 721 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,606 KENNY: How are you, you all right? Yeah? 722 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:19,899 JACKIE: Yeah, not too bad. Not too bad. Yourself? 723 00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:21,150 KENNY: Yeah, good. Good to be back. 724 00:39:21,233 --> 00:39:24,153 Good to be here. Um, thank you. 725 00:39:24,236 --> 00:39:26,906 I have got about 10,000 client requests already. 726 00:39:26,989 --> 00:39:28,991 You can never really leave, can ya? 727 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:30,159 (GROANS) 728 00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:37,166 "I knew myself only after I destroyed myself. 729 00:39:37,249 --> 00:39:39,460 And only in the process of fixing myself, 730 00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:41,170 did I know who I really was." 731 00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:47,718 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 732 00:39:50,262 --> 00:39:52,681 They said you might not come back. 733 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,351 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 734 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,647 In recovery, they teach you the blander the platitude, 735 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,899 the sharper the truth it reveals. 736 00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:04,819 Obviously, "I'm sorry" is implicit in what I'm saying, 737 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:07,947 but I just wanted to thank you for your small part 738 00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:09,448 that you played, in helping me see who I was. 739 00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:11,659 This doesn't feel like an appropriate setting for this. 740 00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:14,995 Well, I can't exactly take you for a drink, can I? (CHUCKLES) 741 00:40:16,038 --> 00:40:17,123 (CHUCKLES) 742 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:20,793 KENNY: Are you-- are you feeling okay? 743 00:40:22,419 --> 00:40:24,213 Yeah, why? 744 00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:26,006 It's just you look like you had a big night. 745 00:40:28,509 --> 00:40:30,261 Take it from me. Help is hard to ask for, 746 00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:31,887 but when you do, it... 747 00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:34,932 -it'll change your life. -(CHUCKLES) 748 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,434 I'm here to talk. 749 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:39,061 VENETIA: It's so great to meet you finally. 750 00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:42,273 Ah, the brilliant new grad! Heard loads about you. 751 00:40:42,356 --> 00:40:44,442 -Welcome back. -Thank you very much. 752 00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:47,403 Venetia, I'm ready to hear your idea. 753 00:40:47,486 --> 00:40:48,737 Um, can we do it in ten? 754 00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:51,490 No, no time like the present. Start. 755 00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:53,659 (VENETIA CLEARS THROAT) 756 00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:56,245 I like the idea of selling dollar Brazil at these levels. 757 00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:57,872 Dollar-ladyboy. Why? 758 00:40:57,955 --> 00:40:59,540 VENETIA: It's a stellar catch-up trade 759 00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:00,833 if you missed the dollar sell-off. 760 00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:03,586 It lagged because the virus ravaged Brazil, 761 00:41:03,669 --> 00:41:06,422 the political response was Trump-level appalling. 762 00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:09,091 Also, hefty appetite for emerging markets. 763 00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:10,759 The Pfizer vaccine has to be kept 764 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:11,969 at subzero temperatures. 765 00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:14,763 It's not a suitable climate for a speedy rollout. 766 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:17,433 Well, actually, they're using AstraZeneca. 767 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,895 So? 768 00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:22,897 (CHUCKLES) What do you mean, "So?" 769 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:24,231 It-- it's implicit in what I said. 770 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,025 It doesn't have the same limitations. 771 00:41:26,108 --> 00:41:28,736 Nothing's fucking implicit about you, actually. 772 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:32,865 So, just be clearer next time. 773 00:41:32,948 --> 00:41:36,368 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 774 00:41:37,953 --> 00:41:39,496 VENETIA: Thank you for your time. 775 00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:51,884 RISHI: Rob, you look like the sort of goofy wanker 776 00:41:51,967 --> 00:41:54,553 who buys NFTs! Any color? 777 00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:01,810 Jesus. 778 00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:04,313 When did you become the resident pussy-breaker in chief? 779 00:42:04,396 --> 00:42:05,606 -(SCOFFS) -JACKIE: Come on. 780 00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:08,025 You're better than that. 781 00:42:11,111 --> 00:42:15,366 ♪ ("BEWILDERED AND BLUE" BY LAUREL AITKEN PLAYING) ♪ 782 00:42:15,449 --> 00:42:17,534 DIANA: What I love about Roxane Gay 783 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:19,286 is that she's really authoritative 784 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,580 in writing, you know, the Other. 785 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:23,916 But then, she's not above doing 10,000 words 786 00:42:23,999 --> 00:42:26,043 on, like, Biggie Smalls. 787 00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:28,420 I feel like my life's incomplete if I don't have 788 00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:30,547 her take on everything. 789 00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:33,092 Have you ever read any Ta-Nehisi Coates? 790 00:42:33,175 --> 00:42:36,303 You know, he does comics now! (CHUCKLES) 791 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:38,973 Where have you been hiding this girl? She's fantastic. 792 00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:40,557 I don't know, why don't you ask her? 793 00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,351 -You picked well. -Did I? 794 00:42:42,434 --> 00:42:45,354 Cheers. I like a homely posh bird. 795 00:42:45,437 --> 00:42:47,481 What the fuck do you mean, "homely"? 796 00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:50,192 You know, posh, horsey, cut-glass accent. 797 00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:51,110 Every time we bang, 798 00:42:51,193 --> 00:42:52,528 I can hear my ancestors cheering. 799 00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:54,863 -(DIANA LAUGHS) -Hmm, reverse colonization, huh? 800 00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:57,574 (LAUGHS) We're all having dinner, okay? 801 00:42:57,658 --> 00:42:59,451 Uh, maybe next pandemic. 802 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:05,249 DIANA: (CHUCKLES) Read Between the World and Me! 803 00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:06,959 RISHI: Don't fucking talk to her. 804 00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:09,295 DIANA: What? She seems like a very lovely girl. 805 00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:12,464 (INDISTINCT CHATTER, CHEERS) 806 00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:14,258 DIANA: Oh my God! Hi! 807 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:18,262 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 808 00:43:18,345 --> 00:43:19,847 Who invited you? 809 00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:22,016 (INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES) 810 00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:42,119 ♪ Sometimes I feel ♪ 811 00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:45,164 ♪ I feel ♪ 812 00:43:45,247 --> 00:43:47,958 ♪ I feel Like a motherless child ♪ 813 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:53,130 ♪ Honey, since you left me ♪ 814 00:43:53,213 --> 00:43:56,759 ♪ My life, my life Nothing goes right ♪ 815 00:43:56,842 --> 00:44:02,097 ♪ 'Cause I'm bewildered And blue ♪ 816 00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:03,640 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ 817 00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:05,100 ANRAJ: Yeah, I'm doing a rotation 818 00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:07,686 from wherever the client who trained with Rishi is. 819 00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:09,271 RISHI: What are you on about? 820 00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:12,191 I'm a size lord, you fucking idiot. 821 00:44:12,274 --> 00:44:14,860 ANRAJ: Do you think the tone that you take with me 822 00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:18,364 is grounds for some kind of tribunal? 823 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:21,658 RISHI: Bullying has been eradicated 824 00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:22,910 from the culture! 825 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:27,122 I've got a bit left from last night if you fancy it. 826 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,209 Blow. 827 00:44:30,292 --> 00:44:33,253 You want a bit of rough there, do ya? (CHUCKLES) 828 00:44:34,254 --> 00:44:36,590 -I'm all right. -Oh, God. Don't tell me 829 00:44:36,673 --> 00:44:39,968 -you've found Jesus? -(LAUGHS) 830 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:42,179 Nah, it's nothing as sexy as that. 831 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,100 I just feel like I've struck out three times 832 00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:49,978 and I'm still playing somehow, so, you know. 833 00:44:51,271 --> 00:44:52,940 Forgive me if I leave you to it. 834 00:44:54,274 --> 00:44:57,653 And I'm not making a big statement or anything. 835 00:44:57,736 --> 00:45:00,697 I'm just... leaving. 836 00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:04,243 -Have a good night. -YASMIN: Mm-hmm. 837 00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:06,870 RISHI: Ask anyone at Imperial. Because if there's nonsense 838 00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:09,498 going on, they will be specked. 839 00:45:09,581 --> 00:45:11,625 (DIANA LAUGHING) 840 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:19,967 (REVELLERS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 841 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:22,469 HARPER: Oh, sorry. (CHUCKLES) Um... 842 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:24,138 (INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES) 843 00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:26,932 Looks like we've entered that point of the night, 844 00:45:27,015 --> 00:45:30,310 where everyone is sort of talking 845 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:33,772 at and near each other, rather than to each other. 846 00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:36,150 -(CHUCKLES) -Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 847 00:45:37,025 --> 00:45:38,110 (CLEARS THROAT) 848 00:45:38,193 --> 00:45:40,821 At least this makes me feel like I'm here. 849 00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:46,243 Well, yeah, for better or worse, we're here. (CLEARS THROAT) 850 00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:52,750 I thought a lot about you. You know, while I was out. 851 00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:57,254 Yeah. 852 00:45:58,213 --> 00:46:02,217 Yeah. I've been busy and, you know. 853 00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:03,677 People have moved on. 854 00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:06,263 (SCOFFS) Great. 855 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:11,810 My bad for assuming that you thought about anybody 856 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:13,979 -other than yourself. -Oh, my God. 857 00:46:14,062 --> 00:46:16,231 Oh, my God. (LAUGHS) 858 00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:19,359 You really needed to say that, didn't you? 859 00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:22,362 Frankly, Harper, I don't have the energy 860 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:24,406 to listen to your fucking whining, 861 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:26,325 your bullshit, your rationalizations. 862 00:46:26,408 --> 00:46:27,451 I'm over it. 863 00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:29,828 You're a black hole. 864 00:46:31,788 --> 00:46:33,415 I'm a what? 865 00:46:33,499 --> 00:46:35,834 There are radiators and there are drains. 866 00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:38,295 -You're a drain. -I'm a fucking drain? 867 00:46:38,378 --> 00:46:42,216 Yas, literally, everything you have, 868 00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:44,968 you have you've taken from somewhere else. 869 00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:47,471 -None of it belongs to you-- -Okay. Goodbye, Harper. 870 00:46:47,554 --> 00:46:49,223 Good luck finding someone to love you. 871 00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:50,432 -Yeah? -HARPER: Okay. 872 00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:56,980 YASMIN: God, that girl's such a fucking bitch. 873 00:46:58,273 --> 00:46:59,691 What the fuck! 874 00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:08,033 Hi, mate. Uh, Juno Hotel, please. Ta. 875 00:47:08,116 --> 00:47:09,952 Can't we go to your place instead? 876 00:47:10,994 --> 00:47:13,038 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 877 00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:14,831 ♪ (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪ 878 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,344 What is wrong with you? Oh-- 879 00:47:28,554 --> 00:47:31,932 That's my buddy right there! (CHUCKLES) 880 00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:35,519 -JESSE: She good? -Yeah. She'll be fine. 881 00:47:35,602 --> 00:47:38,063 HARPER: (CHUCKLES) Put me to bed, Daddy? 882 00:47:38,146 --> 00:47:41,358 Just so you know, I'm right here. 883 00:47:43,485 --> 00:47:44,903 Fuck off, I'm her mate. 884 00:47:51,159 --> 00:47:52,202 (HARPER GROANS SOFTLY) 885 00:47:54,162 --> 00:47:55,205 (DOOR CLOSES) 886 00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:00,043 (GROANS SOFTLY) 887 00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:03,130 -Take your fucking suit off. -No, no, no. No. 888 00:48:04,673 --> 00:48:06,592 No. No. 889 00:48:09,344 --> 00:48:13,015 (HARPER MOANS) Take your fucking suit off. 890 00:48:27,279 --> 00:48:28,780 I need you to help me. 891 00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:31,283 (GROANS SOFTLY) 892 00:48:41,376 --> 00:48:44,254 -You love how I suck your dick. -Not tonight. 893 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,135 (GROANS SOFTLY) Dude, I really need this. 894 00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:52,471 Hmm. 895 00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:55,557 I'll do all the work. 896 00:49:05,233 --> 00:49:07,194 You're such a little bitch. 897 00:49:08,654 --> 00:49:10,405 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 898 00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:15,619 Fucking... toy bitch, for bitches like Yasmin. 899 00:49:16,578 --> 00:49:18,497 You don't even come any more. 900 00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:22,042 What are you, like, jerking off before we fuck? 901 00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:26,129 What kind of a man are you? 902 00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:32,803 Oh, fuck... 903 00:49:40,018 --> 00:49:41,061 (GROANS SOFTLY) 904 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,324 (SIGHS) 905 00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:05,669 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 906 00:50:05,752 --> 00:50:07,254 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 907 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:10,966 (GROANS SOFTLY) 908 00:50:13,468 --> 00:50:15,095 (COUGHS) 909 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:46,126 ♪ (CALM MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 910 00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,665 Join me. 911 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:28,043 -HARPER: Thank you. -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 912 00:51:29,127 --> 00:51:30,378 (JESSE CLEARS THROAT) 913 00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:34,883 -How are you feeling? -Fine, thanks. 914 00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:36,510 Why don't we cut the shit? 915 00:51:36,593 --> 00:51:38,637 You've known who I am the whole time. 916 00:51:39,888 --> 00:51:42,265 Did you Google "COVID crocodile tears"? 917 00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:45,227 HARPER: You are the top hit. 918 00:51:45,310 --> 00:51:47,270 -Hmm. -Harper Stern. 919 00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:49,648 I work in cross-product sales at Pierpoint. 920 00:51:49,731 --> 00:51:52,609 -I work for Eric Tao. -JESSE: Hmm. 921 00:51:52,692 --> 00:51:56,029 I love how you say that like I'm supposed to know him. 922 00:51:56,112 --> 00:51:58,990 -The only famous salesman's Willy Loman. -(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 923 00:51:59,074 --> 00:52:00,283 (CUP CLINKING) 924 00:52:02,452 --> 00:52:05,497 I'm off to one of those tedious Q&As. 925 00:52:05,580 --> 00:52:07,290 At the bulge bracket townhall 926 00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,209 on the trading landscape post-pandemic. 927 00:52:09,292 --> 00:52:13,797 Let me guess. "We are optimistic for equity markets, 928 00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,091 risk assets, and indeed the economy." 929 00:52:16,174 --> 00:52:18,301 -Mm-hmm. -Useless. 930 00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:20,303 JESSE: Hard concur. 931 00:52:21,763 --> 00:52:23,557 I'm just gonna wear a T-shirt that says 932 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,058 "Past performance does not guarantee 933 00:52:25,141 --> 00:52:27,519 -future results." -(CHUCKLES) 934 00:52:27,602 --> 00:52:29,980 Well, I'm gonna be late to a client breakfast, 935 00:52:30,063 --> 00:52:31,606 otherwise I would be there. 936 00:52:34,943 --> 00:52:37,904 When you went on TV, were you genuinely worried 937 00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,532 about the pandemic or were you just-- 938 00:52:40,615 --> 00:52:44,911 -Talking my book? -Flying too close to the sun. 939 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:49,040 Imagine if I ever told some salesperson the answer to that. 940 00:52:49,124 --> 00:52:51,960 HARPER: Do you have sales coverage in London yet? 941 00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:57,007 JESSE: If you decide to skip breakfast, 942 00:52:57,090 --> 00:52:58,550 you know where I am. 943 00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:00,719 Hey, Jesse. 944 00:53:02,470 --> 00:53:04,180 You ever heard that joke? 945 00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:06,600 Two lonely Americans meet in a bar. 946 00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:09,686 ♪ (CONFIDENT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 947 00:53:10,312 --> 00:53:11,479 JESSE: I'm watching you. 948 00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:15,775 KENNY: That all sounds good. 949 00:53:15,859 --> 00:53:17,777 VENETIA: Yeah, and cheers. Thanks for the coffee. 950 00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:20,697 -KENNY: I'll catch up inside. -Yeah, sure. 951 00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:24,075 KENNY: I, uh, heard about Silver Kite. 952 00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:26,786 It's always harder losing a client 953 00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:28,663 when you have a personal relationship. 954 00:53:29,205 --> 00:53:31,249 We will find a way 955 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:33,126 to cover the short fall in commission. 956 00:53:33,209 --> 00:53:35,128 Keep New York at bay, you know. 957 00:53:35,211 --> 00:53:37,005 Yeah, I'm sure you don't need my help, 958 00:53:37,088 --> 00:53:40,175 but, look, I've had a ton on, you know, since my reintegration 959 00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:42,052 and I could use help with my accounts. 960 00:53:43,136 --> 00:53:45,680 I've actually got quite a few "narpy" ones, 961 00:53:45,764 --> 00:53:47,599 am I using that right? 962 00:53:47,682 --> 00:53:51,061 Anyway, a life raft, if you need it. 963 00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:19,005 (LINE RINGING) 964 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:21,508 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 965 00:54:22,717 --> 00:54:25,845 -Hello? -Nicole. Hi, uh, it's Rob 966 00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:28,431 from Pierpoint again. Um... 967 00:54:30,016 --> 00:54:31,601 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -Listen... 968 00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:34,270 you're gonna have to bear with me. 969 00:54:34,354 --> 00:54:36,314 All right? 'Cause I'm very fucking nervous 970 00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:38,608 and I really don't know what I'm doing. 971 00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:41,027 -Go on. -Well... 972 00:54:42,862 --> 00:54:46,408 Well, to be honest... this is my last-ditch attempt 973 00:54:46,491 --> 00:54:49,494 to actually do my job, which, apparently, to my terror, 974 00:54:49,577 --> 00:54:51,830 means making more than one outgoing call a day. 975 00:54:51,913 --> 00:54:54,249 To people who either definitely know more than me 976 00:54:54,332 --> 00:54:56,835 or have just been bred to think they know more than me. 977 00:54:57,711 --> 00:54:59,421 (CHUCKLES) 978 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:01,464 Well, that's a start. 979 00:55:02,424 --> 00:55:04,092 (CALL DISCONNECTS) 980 00:55:31,828 --> 00:55:32,871 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 981 00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:39,252 I didn't know what excuse to give my desk. 982 00:55:39,335 --> 00:55:41,588 We don't make excuses up here. 983 00:55:43,506 --> 00:55:44,674 Sit. 984 00:55:50,096 --> 00:55:52,766 FELIM BICHAN: Is she usually late? 985 00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:56,269 Nope. Well, things happen. 986 00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:58,855 Things happen. 987 00:56:01,983 --> 00:56:04,069 Ladies and gentlemen, please give a big hand 988 00:56:04,152 --> 00:56:05,987 for my guest, Jesse Bloom. 989 00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:08,573 (APPLAUSE) 990 00:56:17,665 --> 00:56:18,666 (MOUTHING) Hi. 991 00:56:20,126 --> 00:56:22,670 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 992 00:57:27,902 --> 00:57:30,738 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪