1 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:07,632 DANNY VAN DEVENTER: Take this fucking cock! (PANTING) 2 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:09,467 ♪ ("THE MARRIAGE OF FIGARO" BY MOZART PLAYING) ♪ 3 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:12,762 DVD: (PANTS) Give me that fucking pussy. 4 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,598 (GASPS) Oh, yes. 5 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:21,730 -(MOANS, PANTS) -♪ (MUSIC SWELLS) ♪ 6 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:26,067 DVD: (PANTS) Need to be in that fucking pussy. 7 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,903 Oh, yeah. Give me that pussy. 8 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:35,243 (PANTS) Your pussy feels so good. It's fucking good. 9 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:37,787 Oh, I need to be in this fucking pussy. 10 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:41,958 -(ENGINE REVVING) -DVD: Oh, I need your pussy. Give me that fucking pussy. 11 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:43,793 Uh! Oh, shit! 12 00:00:45,044 --> 00:00:47,005 (HARPER STERN GRUNTS, GIGGLES) 13 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:55,555 -(ENGINE CUTS OFF) -(CAR DOOR OPENING, CLOSING) 14 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:57,140 (CAR DOOR CLOSING) 15 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:59,434 RISHI RAMDANI: (SCOFFS) What the fuck is this now? 16 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:02,145 (CAR DOOR CLOSING) 17 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:04,105 -RISHI: So, Harper, tell me... -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 18 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,232 RISHI: ...is Daniel stick shift or automatic? 19 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:09,819 You seen the Christmas promotions list? 20 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,112 (INHALES SHARPLY) I can't believe 21 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:12,906 they didn't make you an MD. 22 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:15,450 Yeah, time must not have been right. 23 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:18,995 Haven't you been an ED for, like, ten years? 24 00:01:19,078 --> 00:01:21,623 If the cunts don't make me an MD soon, I'll hit a bid away. 25 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:22,957 (CHUCKLES) 26 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,918 Who's officially running the desk? 27 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:30,632 You know, I never had Eric pegged as a baby-kisser. 28 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:32,509 I had no idea he wanted that role. 29 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:35,512 Yeah, I guess you never really know anyone. 30 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,680 Hmm. There's always the possibility 31 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,891 he was pushed. Up or out. 32 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:41,976 ♪ (SOFT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 33 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:45,522 -This is sweet. -Thanks, man. 34 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,982 I, uh, I bought my motor off a recently divorced dad 35 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:49,234 in Chingford. 36 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:52,320 -Distressed seller is key. -Cool. (CHUCKLES) 37 00:01:54,113 --> 00:01:56,407 -Charming. -DVD: Yeah. 38 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:59,327 Uh. P-- permission to be vulnerable with you 39 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:01,162 for just a second? 40 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:04,165 Depends entirely on what you say. (CLEARS THROAT) 41 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:06,835 Okay. (CHUCKLES) Um... (INHALES) 42 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,380 Okay, yes? 43 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,220 -Car's only a lease. -HARPER: Oh, my God. 44 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:19,180 Yeah. Were you gonna say, "I love..." 45 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,890 -HARPER: Oh, my God! -DVD: "I love you"? Yeah! 46 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,685 ♪ ("DANCE OF THE MIRLITONS" BY TCHAIKOVSKY PLAYING) ♪ 47 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,355 Oh... (CHUCKLES) 48 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:28,940 (CLEARS THROAT) 49 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,195 Mm. (CHUCKLES) 50 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:37,532 Sensational. (CHUCKLES, INHALES) 51 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:41,536 A tasty financier for a tasty financier. 52 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:42,620 (LAUGHS) 53 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:45,039 I've ceded St Moritz to Mom for Christmas. 54 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:50,253 Azar has taken Gaza... 55 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:55,842 Ga-zar. 56 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:58,970 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 57 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:04,893 She's, um, blocked me. On everything. 58 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:07,937 I think she's genuinely devastated I've let you back in. 59 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:10,148 You've let me back in? 60 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:15,320 I appreciate you letting us stay at our place in Berlin. 61 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:16,779 One last handover on my desk 62 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,448 -and then I'll be on your account. -(CHUCKLES) 63 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,992 -(SLURPS) -YASMIN KARA-HANANI: It'll be funny going back there. 64 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:22,535 Mm-hmm. 65 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,662 My favorite bolthole. 66 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:27,498 Fond memories. 67 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,127 All I remember is the walls thudding... 68 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,754 CHARLES HANANI: City of Techno. 69 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:35,131 -...and you coming in to kiss me in the morning... -(CHARLES CHUCKLES) 70 00:03:35,214 --> 00:03:36,341 ...beer breath. 71 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:39,302 I'm pleased you finally learned the art of self-control. 72 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:40,803 (CHUCKLES) 73 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:44,265 Well, at least you paid someone to watch over me. 74 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,975 I should look up Theresa while I'm there. 75 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,435 I haven't spoken to her in years. 76 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:48,978 CHARLES: Theresa? 77 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:51,272 YASMIN: My nanny out there. 78 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,483 You must remember, she came everywhere with us. 79 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,654 Won't work put you in some swanky hotel? 80 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,700 They'd put me in a fucking Marriot. (CHUCKLES) 81 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:06,829 Is there a problem with me using it? I mean... 82 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,790 you'd rather leave it as a museum? 83 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:10,708 Not at all, not at all. 84 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,587 I'm glad someone is able to enjoy it. 85 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,924 ♪ (SOFT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 86 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:22,136 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(TELEPHONES RINGING) 87 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:25,473 So, when was the last time we had a huddle? 88 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:28,685 Not since Eric moved up. 89 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,604 Well, nature abhors a vacuum. 90 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,940 KENNY KILBANE: (SHOUTING) Has anybody seen my creatine powder? 91 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:37,902 All right. Uh, guys, hustle up. 92 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:41,614 I know everyone's feeling a little disjointed 93 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:42,991 since Eric's promotion. 94 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,492 I know nothing's been formalized yet, 95 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:46,244 but I think it would be easier for all of us 96 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:48,913 if we clarified reporting lines, and for ease you can all report 97 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,665 -to me. -Yeah, does, uh, 98 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:52,792 does Eric's promotion free up our payment pool? 99 00:04:55,294 --> 00:04:57,005 What does it mean for London-New York? 100 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:59,048 -Is it a signal? -As far as I know, 101 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,925 it's neck and neck. But we'll prevail, 102 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:02,218 -if we rally together. -(CLEARS THROAT) 103 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:04,178 DVD: I know London thinks it's standard operating 104 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,513 procedure to hit cruise control 105 00:05:05,596 --> 00:05:07,223 in December and save all of your quality flows 106 00:05:07,306 --> 00:05:11,561 for January, but, trust me, every dollar still counts. 107 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:14,439 Rumor has it, your girl, Yas, is taking equity sales 108 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:15,565 to Berlin 109 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,942 to hand over the FutureDawn account to Jackie Walsh, 110 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,360 of all fucking people. 111 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,320 I can't believe Pierpoint still lets that hoodlum 112 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:22,405 in front of clients. 113 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:27,243 I have the best line into Anna since the Rican shoot. 114 00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:29,078 I should be on that trip. 115 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,830 I'll bump the equities guy off the trip 116 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:33,124 and try to poach Anna for our desk. 117 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:34,709 I like the tenacity. 118 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,586 That's all, thank you so much. 119 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,046 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(TELEPHONES RINGING) 120 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:39,756 RISHI: Christmas is a surprisingly pricey time of year. 121 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,174 DVD: Good chance to see your brother. 122 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:42,592 Shame I can't join you. 123 00:05:45,344 --> 00:05:48,264 Uh. To make it happen you need CRMS to sign off on it. 124 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:51,434 I can't reassign equity coverage relationships myself. 125 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,519 Eric's in charge of those decisions now. 126 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:54,812 You'll have to ask him. 127 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:58,733 You really want to go up there? 128 00:05:58,816 --> 00:06:02,278 RISHI: Advice, don't get caught in a knock up on Boxing Day. 129 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,073 ♪ (MUSIC FADING) ♪ 130 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:13,664 Harper Stern... 131 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,836 Hey. Um... 132 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,048 I'm assuming... (SIGHS) ...from your new 133 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:23,800 30,000-foot view of client relationships, 134 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,385 you have the granularity on what client interactions 135 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:27,678 are the most lucrative? 136 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,975 They sent me a binder full of art. 137 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,977 I can choose whatever I like. 138 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:36,979 Tasteful? 139 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:42,860 (INHALES) So, you know about the FX trip to Berlin to meet 140 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,695 with Anna Gearing at FutureDawn? 141 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:48,324 Yup. Among many others. 142 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:50,535 Right. 143 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:54,122 So, I was thinking-- I know officially, technically 144 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:56,666 it's still an FX relationship but, um, 145 00:06:56,749 --> 00:07:00,503 I, sort of, hit it off with her at the Rican investors event. 146 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:02,338 ASSISTANT: I'm terribly sorry to interrupt... 147 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:04,590 -Um. -...did you comprehensively 148 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:07,135 consult the binder? You-- you're certain we shouldn't go 149 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:09,178 with the Chinese triptych? 150 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:13,599 I comprehensively consulted the binder. 151 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:19,188 Uh. I was wondering if maybe you could bump equities 152 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,565 and send me instead? 153 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:29,115 Uh, just so I'm clear, you want me to reassign 154 00:07:29,198 --> 00:07:31,159 equity coverage on one of the biggest 155 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:37,790 equity accounts from the equity sales desk to you... 156 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:41,127 a non-equity salesperson? 157 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:43,880 Uh, yeah. 158 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:46,883 -Sure, I can do that. -(KEYBOARD CLICKING) 159 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,221 -(GLASSES CLINKING) -(WATER POURING) 160 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,056 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 161 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,684 JACKIE WALSH: Anybody seen my fucking passport? 162 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:59,604 -(WATER POURING) -(GLASS THUDDING) 163 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:02,690 KENNY: Sorry to... have to pull you off 164 00:08:02,773 --> 00:08:04,859 the desk for this. I didn't want to intimidate you. 165 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:07,778 You're not intimidating me, Kenny. 166 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:10,990 Okay, well it-- it is quite a sensitive subject. Uh... 167 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:12,325 (MUNCHES) 168 00:08:13,492 --> 00:08:15,369 Stale. Decorative maybe. 169 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:18,206 -(CUTLERY CLATTERING) -Nobody's actually bold enough to eat them. 170 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:21,167 Uh, Wyndham's really quite sick. 171 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,419 I initially put it down to his hypochondria, 172 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:25,463 but I just spoke to his wife and he's actually 173 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:27,048 -in the hospital. -Fucking hell. 174 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:28,841 Hmm. He's through the worst of it, 175 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:32,178 but we all really need to pull together in his absence. 176 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:35,598 Look, Kenny, I'm really sorry Wyndham's sick, 177 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:39,769 but, um, I'm not gonna be making up the shortfall. 178 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,772 I'm happy to do the Berlin trip, but then I'm out. 179 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:45,733 We just can't afford client churn with Wyndham gone. 180 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:48,903 It makes us look like we need a daddy. 181 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:51,781 I'd hate to have to jeopardize your move to PWM, 182 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:54,075 but if Jackie and Anna don't jive, 183 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:56,494 I am gonna have to keep you here to cover her. 184 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:59,580 It wouldn't be my doing, the last thing I want to do 185 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:02,041 is to keep you from being happy. 186 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,794 It would be the needs of the business. 187 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,046 ♪ (SOFT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 188 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:09,799 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -Accio undergrad talent. 189 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,301 RISHI: Yesterday, I was out when they've got a walk-in... 190 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,470 You still up for going back in time? 191 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:16,764 ROBERT SPEARING: Oh, yeah, the train's booked for this afternoon. 192 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:20,434 Great. Oxford. Isn't that Harry Potter cathedral there? 193 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:21,519 Yeah. 194 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:23,896 "It's... it's levi-o-sa, not levio-sa." 195 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,440 -(CHUCKLES) Right? -(CHUCKLES) 196 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,610 I want specific attention to be paid to this girl. 197 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,113 Uh, woman. 198 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:34,949 Uh, undergraduate. Daphne Mosson. 199 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:37,368 She was on our radar over Spring Week, 200 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:39,620 expected a congratulatory first in PPE, 201 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:42,039 President of the Union. McKinsey, Goldman, 202 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,791 the Foreign Office all made offers. 203 00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:46,294 -That's impressive. -I want her on this desk and it'll be a smoother sell 204 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:50,172 coming from someone closer to her in-- in age. 205 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,008 Failing that, you've got your background. 206 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,843 Oh, you know, like-- like Brit shit? 207 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:56,012 Go-- go to this recruitment dinner, 208 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,097 get her fed, put a cap on her head. 209 00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:02,393 Imagine you're Jon Gruden and you wanna make her a Raider. 210 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,729 But-- but something that she might actually go for. 211 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:06,772 Right. 212 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,649 Yeah, you know, charm her. 213 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,320 Interpret that how you will. 214 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:15,281 Feel free to bring a grad. Maybe the girl on FX? 215 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:17,366 -Sorry, woman. -Cool. 216 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,826 Great. 217 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:19,952 -Cool. -Cool. 218 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:21,912 -All right. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 219 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,832 ♪ ("WHILE SHEPHERDS WATCHED THEIR FLOCKS" PLAYING) ♪ 220 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:27,376 AURORE ADEKUNLE: Wow. I don't think I've ever seen 221 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,587 anyone in here pre 9:00 am. 222 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,339 Once a banker always a banker. (CHUCKLES) 223 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:34,383 I just... I can't believe how much work there is to do. 224 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,594 Mm. Appreciate you manning the fort. 225 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:42,183 I'd work in this office an hour a week, tops, if I could. 226 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:45,144 -Too much, isn't it? Real life. -Real people. 227 00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:48,981 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 228 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,073 (DOOR CLOSING) 229 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,994 I have been asked to become the new Minister of State 230 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,954 for Technology and Health. 231 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,707 I'd love for you to be a part of my team. 232 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,543 What would change? 233 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:13,297 (INHALES) Maybe it'll stop the PM from touching my knee 234 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,383 -at the Spectator summer party, eh? -(CHUCKLES) 235 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,469 Now, um... (EXHALES) 236 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,805 ...this stays between these four walls... 237 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:22,890 (INHALES) ...but Amazon are a breath away 238 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:25,684 from acquiring every FastAide in the UK. 239 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,396 I'm going to be chairing the anti-competition committee around it. 240 00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:32,483 Have you got a dog in the fight? 241 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:35,111 Personally, I think Rican's a better landing place 242 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,196 for these NHS contracts than... (INHALES) 243 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:41,200 ...whatever hybrid Amazon are planning with FastAide. 244 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:44,912 I-- I don't think we need a physical location for this 245 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:46,956 technology rollout. (INHALES DEEPLY) 246 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,291 Point is... 247 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,753 I want you to work on the prep for this committee. 248 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,256 (GASPS) 249 00:11:56,799 --> 00:12:00,052 I thought you'd be a bit more animated. 250 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:03,806 I'm so sorry. (CHUCKLES) Sorry, no. 251 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:07,601 That's a phenomenal opportunity. Th-- thank you. 252 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:11,105 Let's get you out of this fucking office, yeah? (CHUCKLES) 253 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,941 The thought of you stuck in here depresses me. 254 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,317 (CHUCKLES) 255 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,862 ♪ (MUSIC FADING) ♪ 256 00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:20,573 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(TELEPHONE RINGING) 257 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:25,161 -Hello. (EXHALES) -JACK GOVE: (OVER PHONE) Hi, am I speaking 258 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,787 to Mr. Robert Spearing? 259 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,372 Uh. Speaking. 260 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,125 JACK: Hi, sorry if this is a bit intrusive, 261 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,794 but I had to do a bit of digging to find you. 262 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,463 My name's Jack Gove. 263 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:39,008 I'm tying up some legal loose ends for Clement Cowan. 264 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,135 I'm the executor of his estate. 265 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,721 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 266 00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,015 JACK: Mr. Cowan has left you a number of items, 267 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,683 would you be so kind as to send us 268 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,477 the correct postal address? 269 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,318 Hello? 270 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:01,655 Sorry, um... 271 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:07,119 Sorry... 272 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,788 Could you remind me when they're having 273 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,665 the funeral, please? 274 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,584 JACK: It's this afternoon. 275 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,381 Hello? 276 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,386 -Hello? -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 277 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,556 RISHI: Oi, Digital Versatile Disc! You throwing money 278 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,807 at it this Christmas? 279 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,476 -DVD: I don't know what that means. -(PHONE THUDS) 280 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,353 -RISHI: Are you paying for sex this Christmas? -(INHALES SHARPLY) 281 00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:33,938 -DVD: Only in Iran. -(EXHALES SHARPLY) 282 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:36,607 DVD: Nah, we're going to Jacksonville. 283 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:41,695 (SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE) 284 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:46,116 (INDISTINCT CHATTER IN GERMAN) 285 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:03,133 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 286 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,885 (CAR HORNS BLARING) 287 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,931 (IN ENGLISH) You're not pallid, fat and bald. 288 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:12,643 Bertie in Equities is a pallid, fat, balding man. 289 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:16,105 I don't appreciate this last minute shift. 290 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,482 HARPER: It's a clerical error. I was always supposed to be 291 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,234 on the ticket. I speak with Anna a lot. 292 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,570 There's been a lot of noise around FastAide and Rican, 293 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,405 I mean, a lot of rumors. 294 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,448 Well, she's not going to trade any fucking FX 295 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,367 through your CPS desk while I cover her. 296 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,493 YASMIN: I told you this already. 297 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,412 Jackie, you're the stranger here. 298 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:34,206 I have a relationship with Anna. Harper has a relationship 299 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,458 with Anna. We just need a smooth transition 300 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,252 for when I go to PWM. 301 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,212 We'll flank you, sing your praises. 302 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:42,756 Please, just let us do the talking. 303 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,300 (SCOFFS) 304 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,094 You girls don't even know you're born. 305 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,762 If I'd pulled a stunt like this back when I was 306 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,140 in my third year, you've no idea what the men on my desk 307 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,433 would've called me. 308 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,393 (SUITCASE WHEELS ROLLING) 309 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:58,230 ♪ (UPLIFTING TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 310 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,232 YASMIN: I haven't been to Berlin since Brexit. 311 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,318 So, maybe let's keep our voices down. 312 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:05,821 JACKIE: I'm still a proud member of the European Union, Yasmin. 313 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:10,075 -Let's go. -(CAR DOOR CLOSING) 314 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,705 -(KEYS JINGLING) -(DOOR CREAKS) 315 00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:29,094 You did not have to let me stay here. Thank you. 316 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,638 This is incredible. 317 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,515 Oh, it's just a pied-à-terre. 318 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,725 -(CHUCKLES) -HARPER: Hmm. 319 00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,353 The housekeeper still comes every day. 320 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,815 Mad, I know, but my dad didn't want to reduce her days, 321 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,735 so we pay her to clean a clean house. 322 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:45,778 (SCOFFS) 323 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:50,324 Doesn't matter how much money I earn, 324 00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:53,035 they'll never let me in these circles. 325 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,662 (CLICKS TONGUE) 326 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,872 This is really cute. 327 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:01,960 Wow. 328 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,798 -Capri. -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 329 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,886 Like, 2005? Ancient history. 330 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,181 HARPER: Who is this? 331 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:16,433 Nanny. 332 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,727 Family friend, I think she's like 333 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,729 Maxim's third cousin. 334 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,148 -Theresa. -Hmm. 335 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,693 Bet your mom didn't like having her around. (CHUCKLES) 336 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:30,197 -Oh, sorry. Bad joke. -Yeah. Well... 337 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,699 the same holiday, I literally walked in 338 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:32,658 on my mom giving head 339 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,827 to the guy we chartered the boat from. 340 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,830 (CHUCKLES) Fuck. I'd forgotten about that. 341 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:40,207 I thought your dad was the away-from-home guy. 342 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:45,546 Uh, Jacks and I are thinking of getting dinner later. 343 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:48,757 There used to be this insane kebab place round the corner 344 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,760 but I can't remember the last time I was here. 345 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,056 Um, I was actually reading about this place on Eater 346 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,933 that I thought maybe we could try. 347 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,561 -Sure. -Hmm. 348 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:03,313 Sign me up for a juicy chilled red. 349 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:07,818 (INHALES) Feels good to be back on the continent, no? 350 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,739 -(CHUCKLES) -Your rooms are on the third floor. 351 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,616 -Opposite the Bridget Riley. -HARPER: Great. Thank you. 352 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,034 YASMIN: No worries. 353 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,747 ♪ ("DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY" BY TCHAIKOVSKY PLAYING) ♪ 354 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,040 (DOOR CLOSING) 355 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,893 (PHONE CAMERA CLICKS) 356 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,315 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 357 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,609 Hey, thanks for thinking of me for this. 358 00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:51,278 I know it sounds kinda weird but FX has always given me 359 00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,447 -too much independence. -(CHUCKLES) 360 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:56,116 -Well, it's nice to have someone to learn from. -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 361 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,119 -You know, I had this, um... -♪ (CAROLERS SINGING "ANGELS WE HAVE HEARD ON HIGH") ♪ 362 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,370 (SCOFFS) 363 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,872 I guess "mentor" is the right word, 364 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,041 but it sounds a bit arcane. 365 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,168 -What at Pierpoint? -Yeah, in my first year. 366 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,170 Uh. He was a... 367 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,299 uh... (CHUCKLES) ...he was a junkie, really. 368 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:15,177 Heroin addict. You know, like white-collar, 369 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,553 high functioning. 370 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,388 Sometimes, I used to cover for him in the mornings 371 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,182 when he didn't come in. 372 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,267 And, you know, I-- I never really knew 373 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:27,147 whether to... emulate him or-- or pity him. 374 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,818 It doesn't sound like he liked himself very much. 375 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,320 Oh, no, no. No, he was a fucking riot. 376 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,989 You know, amazing salesperson. 377 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:39,284 And, you know, he was the first 378 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,328 aspirational man that I had in my life. 379 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,664 -Hmm. Uh. -(BIRDS CHIRPING) 380 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,667 It's such a weird feeling being back here. 381 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,670 You know, I used to work all the time. 382 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,297 -Did you get a first? -VENETIA BERENS: I wanted one, 383 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,549 so badly. 384 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,218 Though I think my mom wanted me to get one more. 385 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,929 -Like, immigrant mentality. -ROBERT: (CHUCKLES) Right. 386 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:00,973 -Yeah, well, try growing up here. -Hmm. 387 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,016 Yeah. We moved down from Hull when I was a kid 388 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,852 for my dad's work. Um... 389 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,271 I think that's why my mom wanted me to get in so badly. 390 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:08,355 Yeah. 391 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:11,525 Uh, she died, um, around the time I had 392 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:12,860 my interviews and... 393 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,737 You know, it's funny, I... (CHUCKLES) 394 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:20,075 Like, all I remember is that... I needed to get in. 395 00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:21,535 -Yeah. -You know, like, 396 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:24,913 it was the only way I could think to honor her 397 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,582 or something. 398 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,001 And-- and my dad didn't give two fucks. 399 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,295 He's not really made for this sort of stuff. 400 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:32,921 Probably why she left him. 401 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,091 VENETIA: Does he still live here? 402 00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:39,428 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 403 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,055 I... had to take a year out. 404 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,600 Had a bit of a breakdown. (CHUCKLES) 405 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:48,103 My tutor found me wandering Cornmarket stealing copies 406 00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:50,355 -of Vogue from the WHSmith. -(LAUGHS) 407 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,899 -VENETIA: Yeah. (LAUGHS) 408 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,902 Uh, you must've spent your three years pissed out of your skull? 409 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,570 -(BOTH CHUCKLING) -You've never even seen me 410 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,614 -have a drink. -Yeah, but I've spoken to enough 411 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,074 people at work to know that before whatever 412 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,201 Damascene conversion you've had, 413 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,120 it sounds like you were a lot of fun. 414 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,706 -Yeah. (CHUCKLES) -(CHUCKLES) 415 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,917 Well, you know, I had to sing for my supper. 416 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,668 -Yeah? -Yeah, uh, I was either 417 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:16,131 hungover and singing, or actually pissed and singing, 418 00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:18,800 or singing while anticipating being pissed. 419 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,137 I was in the choir. 420 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,639 Oh, you're shitting me. Where? 421 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,432 Yeah, I was a choral scholar, Christ Church. 422 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:28,477 -(CHUCKLES) Bullshit, no. You're not a singer. -(CHUCKLES) 423 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,897 -Yeah, I'm just winding you up. -(CHUCKLES) 424 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:36,652 Ah, I had this awful Tory boyfriend at Christ Church. 425 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,278 Port and Policy wanker. 426 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,614 I used to love going to communion there. 427 00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:43,158 I found it so calming. 428 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,121 I might go tomorrow. 429 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:52,459 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER IN GERMAN) -♪ (UPBEAT CLUB MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 430 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,798 YASMIN: (IN ENGLISH) Fuck's sake. Anna's postponed. 431 00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,550 She wants push the meeting to the afternoon. 432 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:05,764 Well, ladies, this is a fantastically 433 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:09,935 happy accident because now, we can tie one on together. 434 00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:13,397 Huh? Get to know each other, shock horror. 435 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,943 Yeah, I think we might get one more 436 00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:19,611 and have an early night. 437 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,323 (CHUCKLES) I'm only fucking with you. 438 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:26,576 What I fancy is not co-worker vibes. 439 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,661 Oh. 440 00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,162 JACKIE: Well, visiting Berlin without the KitKat 441 00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:32,332 is like Christmas dinner without the Baileys. 442 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,500 Are you sure? 443 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,920 JACKIE: Absolutely! I am sick of the sight of you. 444 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:40,757 No, you get a new clarity when you have a few strangers 445 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,968 focused on your pleasure. 446 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,262 Enjoy your evening. 447 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:47,723 And morning. 448 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,187 I didn't feel like we wanted to hang out with a colleague. 449 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:55,397 -(CHUCKLING) -Hmm. 450 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,486 VENETIA: (EXHALES) I can't believe 451 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,071 Pierpoint's got me smoking again. 452 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,698 -(CHUCKLES) -Classic. 453 00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:06,825 PASSERBY 1: Babe, should we get a taxi to Bridge? 454 00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,493 -Um... -PASSERBY 1: I want to be first in there 455 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,037 -so we get a table stand. -Uh... 456 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,456 No. Don't worry about it. (CHUCKLES) 457 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:13,749 No, go on. 458 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:17,044 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 459 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:20,172 Do you wanna grab a drink, before the dinner? 460 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:22,257 Professionally, of course. 461 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:25,594 Maybe with the odd casual intimacy of earlier 462 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:27,262 -here and there. -(ROBERT CHUCKLES) 463 00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:29,639 I can't. 464 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,934 I'd love to. But I've got to catch up 465 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,519 with an old friend. 466 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,813 -See you at dinner? -(TAXI ENGINE STARTING) 467 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,482 Bye. 468 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:44,738 PASSERBY 2: I've got a crew date at Jamal's. Dreading it. 469 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,448 BOB SNR: Give us a minute, mate. 470 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:47,949 -♪ (FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -STUDENT 1: I've got two pingers and a couple 471 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,077 of bags of really shoddy K. Will that be enough? 472 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,245 -BOB: Small or large? -Make it a large. 473 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,331 STUDENT 2: Mate, this is the commemoration ball, there's a lot us. 474 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:55,999 STUDENT 1: Reckon we should have enough for-- 475 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,126 Oi! Can I get some service please? 476 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,380 No fucking way. 477 00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:06,635 Hey. 478 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,054 -(GLASSES CLINKING) -Shit. 479 00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:11,848 Why didn't you tell me you were coming? Look at this. 480 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:14,309 You dress up for me? Good looking suit. 481 00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:17,562 (CHUCKLES) Cheers. A friend bought it for me. 482 00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:20,649 But, uh, yeah. I'm here for work. 483 00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:23,026 -Recruitment. -Working in recruitment? 484 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,569 Nah. Finance. 485 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,363 And it's much more complex and important. 486 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:28,949 -(CHUCKLES) Right. -ROBERT: So, what do ya reckon? 487 00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:30,450 You should have told me you were coming, 488 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:33,286 -I would've cleared my evening. -Yeah, well, I'm here now. 489 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,788 I'm working now. 490 00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:36,414 STUDENT 1: He's pushing in. 491 00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,500 All right, well then... 492 00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:41,253 pour me a fucking drink then. 493 00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:44,256 Silly mug. Net's down. We're cash only today. 494 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:46,133 Let's have a bev. I've gotta be somewhere soon. 495 00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:48,927 Mate, I was here first. 496 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:50,637 I'm just serving someone. 497 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,348 -Beers. Yeah. Thank you. -Two? Two minutes, mate. 498 00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:55,350 STUDENT 1: Why's he dressed like Alan Partridge? 499 00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:57,978 Be nice. That old sport isn't worth it. 500 00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,147 All right, then. 501 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:03,483 Well, look, this is enough for our drink, this cunt's drink 502 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,569 and everyone in here's next round. 503 00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:07,195 -So, have a drink with me. -Excuse me? 504 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,573 Bob, I'll have a fucking drink with you when I'm done serving 505 00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:10,991 and I've finished up. 506 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:13,535 ROBERT: I didn't have to come see you, you know. 507 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,496 -Serve this chap here then. -BOB SNR: I am. 508 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,498 -It's what I'm doing. -CUSTOMER 2: That's what he was doing. 509 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,333 Yeah, can you bring me a bottle of champagne as well, 510 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,294 yeah, Dad? I know you've got a dusty one round here 511 00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:23,545 somewhere. So, let's dig it out. 512 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,338 BOB SNR: How would you know? You never came in here 513 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:28,175 -when you were here. -Can you just get it, yeah? 514 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,759 Serve this one here, 515 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,678 and then get it. 516 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,681 CUSTOMER 2: Chill out, mate. 517 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:36,558 Hey! 518 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:41,730 ♪ Merry Christmas And Happy New Year... ♪ 519 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:45,650 -Have you ordered? -STUDENT 2: I didn't realize you could get Champagne. 520 00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:47,861 Can we get three bottles? 521 00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:54,492 ♪ (MUSIC FADING) ♪ 522 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:56,995 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 523 00:24:57,078 --> 00:25:00,916 -♪ (UPBEAT CLUB MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER IN GERMAN) 524 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,550 (IN ENGLISH) We don't have to get another bottle, 525 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:11,843 if you don't feel up to it. 526 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,223 Was it something I said? (CHUCKLES) 527 00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:19,059 No. No, not at all. I'm... 528 00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:22,187 You've been super generous. More than I deserve. Honestly. 529 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:25,732 -Okay. Phew. That's good. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 530 00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:27,901 'Cause, I don't know, I've been, um... 531 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:31,404 examining recently 532 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:34,407 what it is I actually deserve. 533 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:37,661 Do you ever feel like a lot of your life 534 00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:39,454 happened to someone else? (CHUCKLING) 535 00:25:39,537 --> 00:25:42,749 -I try not to dwell on the past. -Yeah. 536 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:47,379 -But it's everywhere. -It's why I like our job. 537 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:51,800 It's like a perpetual present tense. 538 00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:55,136 Okay, forgive me for getting personal, I'm a bit pissed. 539 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,805 (BOTH LAUGH) 540 00:25:56,888 --> 00:26:01,685 Um, I've been seeing a lot of my dad recently, 541 00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:04,980 which is great, um, but there's still... 542 00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:10,986 I struggle to let him in completely. 543 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:13,280 You felt like he rejected you, so I mean, you know-- 544 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:14,698 Yeah. 545 00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:16,157 There's that. (LAUGHS) 546 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:17,784 But, um... 547 00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:20,912 it's a deeper fear. 548 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:24,457 Well, you know what Ja Rule says... 549 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:28,336 -"Pain is loving." -(LAUGHS) 550 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,630 (CHUCKLES) 551 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:33,550 God, is it "Ja Rule"? I've always said "Ya." 552 00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:36,636 No! (LAUGHS) Oh, my God. 553 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:41,182 (LAUGHS) Oh, my God! 554 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:47,897 This is nice. Why can't we be more like this? You know? 555 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,525 We're not getting paid to be like this, right? So... 556 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,155 Right. 557 00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:58,158 I have to tell you something that's gonna make you laugh. 558 00:26:58,241 --> 00:27:00,952 And in the spirit of this and... 559 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:05,457 I don't know, maybe, I just need to say it out loud. 560 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:08,626 (SIGHS) 'Cause it's so fucking insane. 561 00:27:11,629 --> 00:27:13,882 ♪ (MILD TEMPO R&B MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 562 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:17,218 I thought I was gonna see my brother here. 563 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:21,931 I thought he fucking worked here. 564 00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:24,893 I was messaging someone on Insta and, I don't know, 565 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:28,897 I convinced myself he was here but I didn't want to just 566 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,315 get on a plane and come over here 567 00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:32,692 because that's fucking insane. And what if he wasn't? So-- 568 00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,694 So, when you said you were coming on this trip, 569 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,905 I thought, "Why not?" (EXHALES) 570 00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:41,493 I don't know. I-- I just got... 571 00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:48,541 fixated on my own... fucking conspiracy theory, I guess. 572 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:49,709 (CLEARS THROAT) 573 00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,379 Let's go sit soft. 574 00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:54,089 At home. 575 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,716 (CHUCKLES) 576 00:27:58,134 --> 00:27:59,552 ♪ ("MAYBE WE COULD" BY KLLO PLAYING) ♪ 577 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:06,434 ♪ Where are we off to now? Wearing all the doubt... ♪ 578 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,436 (PASSERBY SPEAKING GERMAN) 579 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,397 ♪ I am here to listen... ♪ 580 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,107 (IN ENGLISH) Could you give me two seconds please? 581 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:15,276 -I'm sorry, I just gotta be sure. -♪ But I can't point it out ♪ 582 00:28:16,569 --> 00:28:19,322 ♪ See you in myself ♪ 583 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:20,949 KITCHEN STAFF MEMBER: (IN GERMAN) 584 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:24,494 ♪ More than I can tell ♪ 585 00:28:24,577 --> 00:28:31,751 ♪ I've had it up to here And I've barely stepped out ♪ 586 00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:36,256 ♪ Where are you off to now? ♪ 587 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:38,842 ♪ And push on, maybe we... ♪ 588 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:42,470 (IN ENGLISH) Wha... 589 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,642 What the fuck? 590 00:28:47,725 --> 00:28:49,018 JOHN-DANIEL STERN: Harper? 591 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:53,982 (EXHALES) Uh, what are you doing in Berlin? 592 00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:56,776 ♪ (SONG FADING) ♪ 593 00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:01,364 Uh. we're here for work. I-- I'm Yasmin. 594 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,534 Uh, John-Daniel. 595 00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:07,912 Can we go somewhere and talk, please? 596 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:09,747 Uh. 597 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:14,502 Well-- well, we-- we've, uh, we've got plans to go out. So... 598 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:16,296 (IN GERMAN) 599 00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:17,672 Uh... 600 00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:21,092 -JD: (IN GERMAN) -CHEF: Okay. 601 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:37,525 -You smell like burnt oil. -(JD CHUCKLES) 602 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:41,112 -(DIAL TONE BEEPING) -TAXI DRIVER: Climb out, mate. 603 00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:45,825 -GUS SACKEY: (OVER PHONE) Hello. -Guess where I am. 604 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,119 You're in Oxford, you told me. 605 00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:49,787 I'm outside the KA. 606 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,248 Don't go and see that prick. 607 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,335 I-- I was unfair about him. 608 00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:57,420 -See... -I'm-- I'm-- I'm fucking slammed 609 00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,672 with constituent complaints, mate. 610 00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:01,799 Please, be careful. All right? 611 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,391 PASSERBY 1: All right, you can't compare the two. 612 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:12,227 PASSERBY 2: Look, for the last time, 613 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,771 let's settle the debate. Tailors or mortars? 614 00:30:14,854 --> 00:30:17,023 PASSERBY 1: All right. Don't you mean "Mortimer's," old boy? 615 00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:18,191 PASSERBY 2: By God, you're right. 616 00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:19,526 PASSERBY 1: Well, mortars used 617 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:21,528 -to surgically remove the labor. -(SNORTS) 618 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:24,656 PASSERBY 1: And no longer exist, so tailors 619 00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:26,449 -win by a country mile. -(SNIFFS) 620 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:28,117 -♪ ("SILENT NIGHT" PLAYING ON PIANO) ♪ -Trust me, once you work 621 00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:30,620 at Pierpoint, you've arrived. 622 00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:32,539 I sort of felt like that getting in here. 623 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:34,874 Like I'd feel that, whatever that is. 624 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:37,752 No, I totally agree. I basically smoked myself 625 00:30:37,835 --> 00:30:39,546 into an eating disorder when I was here. 626 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:41,464 -I understand that all too well. -(ROBERT LAUGHS) 627 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,883 I mean, why would you train your whole life 628 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,719 and then not take a gold medal when we're literally offering 629 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:49,013 it to you? I mean, I read all about you 630 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,015 because you're such a talked-about property. 631 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:53,101 You know, I wanted to come meet this star. 632 00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,727 Oh, cringe. (CHUCKLES) 633 00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:57,313 Not at all. Own it. You've earned it. 634 00:30:58,022 --> 00:30:59,732 You've worked so hard, 635 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:03,278 so why would you pass up the ultimate garland to your achievement? 636 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,530 I mean, just imagine what it'd mean to your parents, yeah? 637 00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:07,615 I'd hardly call it an "ultimate garland." 638 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:11,452 I mean, it's a finance job. She could do anything she wants. 639 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,162 Try a softer sell, jeez. 640 00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:16,583 Then why do you work for us? Hmm? 641 00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:18,293 Because you knew you were joining the best. 642 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,420 -(CHUCKLES) -ROBERT: You know, you two, you've got the same... 643 00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:22,046 -Sickness? -...quality! 644 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,715 You know, you only wanna join the best. 645 00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:26,301 You only feel, you know, satisfied, 646 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:30,096 like, existentially satisfied when you're achieving, correct? 647 00:31:30,179 --> 00:31:33,099 Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's the case deep down. 648 00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:34,976 (CHUCKLES) Not sure if that's a good thing, but yeah... 649 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:36,519 You're gonna find out wherever you go, 650 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:39,772 whether it's fucking politics or an NGO or whatever the fuck. 651 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,482 You're gonna find out that you're buffeted around 652 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:44,944 by market forces and competition and excesses of power, 653 00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:47,947 and all the other shit. But we don't cover any of that up. 654 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:52,368 We are the market leaders in the worst stuff. 655 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:55,622 It just so happens that the worst is also the truest. 656 00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:57,957 -So, come along. -(CHUCKLES) What are you talking about? 657 00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:01,502 (LAUGHS) You know what? I'm teasing, obviously. 658 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:03,588 But, you know, I do think it's a practical choice 659 00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:05,006 -for a girl of your intelligence. -Woman. 660 00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:07,967 And honestly, your anxiety about what to do next, 661 00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,844 all I'm saying is, allay it. 662 00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:11,471 You know, we can allay it for you. 663 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:12,680 You know, you give us a year, 664 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,557 you'll learn a lot, you'll get paid way more 665 00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:16,309 than any of your peers and if you don't like it 666 00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:18,019 after a year? Then you're free to go. 667 00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:21,105 And if I get there and feel nothing? 668 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:24,108 Well, then you're dead inside. 669 00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:25,902 (DAPHNE MOSSON CHUCKLING) 670 00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:28,696 ROBERT: Look... 671 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,616 you're looking at you in a year's time. 672 00:32:32,408 --> 00:32:34,827 (CHUCKLES) 673 00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:38,790 You're an anxiety-ridden Type-A and you love it! 674 00:32:39,248 --> 00:32:41,626 (BOTH LAUGHING) 675 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:46,381 They do everything they can to lock you in, in truth. 676 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:49,592 From what I can tell, it's good to have options. 677 00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:51,886 -(CHUCKLES) -DAPHNE: Can I get some water? 678 00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:53,930 -Tap water is fine. -Just do your fucking job, yeah? 679 00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:56,265 DAPHNE: What am I talking about? Port, if you've got it. 680 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,185 (CHUCKLES) 681 00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:03,022 Excuse me. (CHUCKLES) 682 00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:08,486 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 683 00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:15,868 So, shall I talk you through a potential pathway to running a desk? 684 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,747 We can make you big in your own life. 685 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:22,583 ♪ (HARDCORE TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 686 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:33,136 HARPER: (INAUDIBLE) 687 00:33:33,761 --> 00:33:34,762 JD: 688 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,472 YASMIN: (IN GERMAN) 689 00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:37,640 CHEF: (IN GERMAN) 690 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,351 JD: (IN GERMAN) 691 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:42,520 CHEF: 692 00:33:42,603 --> 00:33:43,730 JD: 693 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:47,650 HARPER: (IN ENGLISH) 694 00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:50,319 JD: (IN ENGLISH) 695 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:58,786 YASMIN: (IN ENGLISH) 696 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:00,663 CHEF: (IN ENGLISH) 697 00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,040 JD: 698 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:24,061 -♪ (UPBEAT CLUB MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER IN GERMAN) 699 00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:26,689 -(IN ENGLISH) Do you have any gum? -Hmm. 700 00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:28,608 -CLUBBER: (IN GERMAN) -YASMIN: Oh! Danke. 701 00:34:28,691 --> 00:34:30,276 HARPER: (IN ENGLISH) Can we go in? It's cold. 702 00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:32,278 (IN GERMAN) 703 00:34:32,361 --> 00:34:34,197 -Ja. -Danke. (CHUCKLES) 704 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,658 -HARPER: (IN ENGLISH) You know so many languages. -A lot of nannies. 705 00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:42,789 (SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE) 706 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:47,001 -HARPER: I'm cold. Can we go in? -He seems fun. 707 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,961 I've never even seen him take a drink before. 708 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:52,048 -He was an athlete. -Don't you think you should talk? 709 00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:54,801 He's not like a big talker or anything. So what? 710 00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:56,844 Uh. I'm not judging, I'm just being-- 711 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,513 I'm just commenting objectively. 712 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:02,225 Well, don't. Comment objectively on your own shit. 713 00:35:02,308 --> 00:35:04,894 I can't be objective about my own shit. Just yours. 714 00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:06,687 Then don't fucking involve yourself. 715 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,397 You have your shit and I have my shit. 716 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:11,025 Let's just deal with our own fucking shit, right? 717 00:35:16,405 --> 00:35:19,617 ♪ (UPBEAT CLUB MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 718 00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:43,432 HARPER: (INAUDIBLE) 719 00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:45,143 JD: 720 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:46,561 HARPER: 721 00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:50,022 JD: 722 00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:56,320 JD: 723 00:35:59,532 --> 00:36:01,951 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 724 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:06,080 -(LAUGHS) -Fuck. Fuck. 725 00:36:06,163 --> 00:36:08,124 -(LAUGHS) -You can help push. 726 00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:09,625 -Okay. (CHUCKLES) -JD: One sec. 727 00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:18,551 -(PANS CLATTERING) -Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 728 00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:20,595 -You good? -Nailed it. 729 00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:22,597 -(LAUGHS) -(PANS CLATTERING) 730 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,933 (SIGHS) 731 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,102 -Ready? Up. (CHUCKLES) -(HARPER GROANS, CHUCKLES) 732 00:36:28,185 --> 00:36:29,937 -JD: You hungry? -HARPER: Yeah, I think I'm finally 733 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,063 coming down. 734 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:33,858 Who's Helene? 735 00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:36,569 She liked and unliked some like shitty photo 736 00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:38,988 from a while back. And I thought it was like, you know... 737 00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:42,700 finger slip scrolling or whatever. 738 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:44,577 Are you guys serious? 739 00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:47,079 I recognized your hands in a lot of her pictures. 740 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:49,916 JD: (CHUCKLING) Oh, what, you mean these hands? 741 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:53,586 Bro, how the fuck do you recognize my hands? 742 00:36:54,754 --> 00:36:56,130 (CUPBOARD DOOR CLOSING) 743 00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,674 Can I meet her? 744 00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:02,678 Uh, well, Helene doesn't party. So... 745 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:05,640 -(WATER POURING) -Well, I didn't think you did either. 746 00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:09,477 I'm not judging, I'm just saying it was, like, a surprise. 747 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,562 JD: Yeah, well, I don't anymore. 748 00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:14,815 I'm six months sober, 749 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:18,945 so... Well-- Fuck, I was until tonight. 750 00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:20,404 Sober? 751 00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:23,115 Oh, my God. 752 00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,910 I can't believe you still wear that. 753 00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:28,329 I only started wearing it again recently. 754 00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:29,538 Huh? 755 00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:31,248 Do you remember where I bought this? 756 00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:36,337 Uh. Well, you stole it... on the way to Des Moines. 757 00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:38,339 (INHALES SHARPLY) 758 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:44,053 You know, that was the best I think I've ever seen you play. 759 00:37:44,136 --> 00:37:46,013 I got so fucking lucky. 760 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:49,809 -What? You were amazing. -(CUTLERY CLATTERING) 761 00:37:49,892 --> 00:37:53,062 I got, like, a dozen lucky line calls. 762 00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:56,524 Man, you got no idea the shit Mom said to me before that game. 763 00:37:56,607 --> 00:38:01,445 -(CUTLERY CLATTERING) -JD: You know, every time I hit the ball, 764 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:03,239 I imagined her face. 765 00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:07,493 Honestly, it was never fucking bigger. 766 00:38:07,576 --> 00:38:10,913 I just never understood why you left at your peak. 767 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:13,332 (EXHALES) Yeah, Helene's got me better 768 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:15,584 at talking about this shit. 769 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,421 "Arrival, fallacy." 770 00:38:18,504 --> 00:38:22,550 Uh, could-- could you not try and tell me how I felt? 771 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:23,759 (CHUCKLES) 772 00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:27,138 You could have just asked me. 773 00:38:27,221 --> 00:38:30,349 Nobody in our family ever wanted my opinion on anything. 774 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:31,809 But... 775 00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:35,312 fuck it. It's in the past now. 776 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:36,689 What did Mom say to you... 777 00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:38,232 -(JD SCOFFING) -...before you played? 778 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:42,319 She said, no cap. 779 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:46,407 Um, "You don't win, you don't have a home here." 780 00:38:48,784 --> 00:38:51,370 HARPER: She was a fucking bitch. She is a fucking bitch, 781 00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:52,705 we both know that. 782 00:38:52,788 --> 00:38:54,874 Yeah, well, you were the one who forced me back out there. 783 00:38:54,957 --> 00:38:55,833 So... 784 00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,753 Forced you? 785 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:00,921 What do you mean? I was encouraging you. 786 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,882 -(WATER RUNNING) -♪ (SOFT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 787 00:39:04,967 --> 00:39:06,552 (SIGHS) 788 00:39:08,262 --> 00:39:12,308 (INHALES DEEPLY) Perfection. Perfection. Perfection. 789 00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:17,438 (INHALES) Man, I did everything I could 790 00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:19,774 to be a hundred percent perfect. 791 00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:23,778 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 792 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:25,863 Forced practice, 793 00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:27,573 hitting all the time, 794 00:39:28,365 --> 00:39:30,326 chronic pain. Fucking... 795 00:39:31,994 --> 00:39:34,246 hours of tape in a dark room. 796 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:35,915 You know, and I... (SNIFFLES) 797 00:39:35,998 --> 00:39:40,294 ...I, um, I get fixated on the weirdest shit. 798 00:39:40,377 --> 00:39:43,631 You know, like, I'd be watching and be, like... 799 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:48,552 "Your weight's on the wrong foot. 800 00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:56,977 Your weight's on the wrong foot." 801 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,480 (INHALES DEEPLY) "Weight's on the wrong foot." 802 00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:01,732 -(CUTLERY CLATTERING) -Fucking... 803 00:40:02,274 --> 00:40:04,527 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 804 00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:06,112 Why didn't you tell me any of this. 805 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:07,947 The fuck, man. You were indoctrinated, Harper. 806 00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:09,281 The fucking... 807 00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:12,993 -(SIGHS) ...the cult of our family. -(CUTLERY CLATTERING) 808 00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:17,164 You know I ran away too, right? 809 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,583 -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) -HARPER: I ran away from her, too. 810 00:40:20,876 --> 00:40:22,378 Why does it feel like I'm not talking 811 00:40:22,461 --> 00:40:23,838 -to you right now? -I don't know, dude. 812 00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:25,840 Maybe you just don't fucking like what you're looking at. 813 00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:27,967 You know, you could've pulled your head out of your ass 814 00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:30,553 and just asked me what was going on. 815 00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:32,304 I should have asked. 816 00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:34,056 You're right and I'm sorry. 817 00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:36,433 I'm sorry. 818 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:39,687 I'm asking now. 819 00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:42,273 ♪ (TECHNO MUSIC SWELLS) ♪ 820 00:40:42,356 --> 00:40:44,358 (SNIFFLES, SCOFFS) 821 00:40:45,192 --> 00:40:47,278 Fuck it. Let's go. 822 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:55,953 (BREATHES SHAKILY) 823 00:41:03,794 --> 00:41:06,297 (BREATHES SHAKILY) 824 00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:26,442 (EXHALES SHAKILY) 825 00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:28,694 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 826 00:41:28,777 --> 00:41:34,366 (CLOCK TICKING RAPIDLY) 827 00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:36,160 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 828 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,124 (IN GERMAN) 829 00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:56,931 (IN GERMAN) 830 00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:12,571 (IN ENGLISH) You are so elegant, 831 00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:15,074 even after whatever it is you did last night. 832 00:42:15,157 --> 00:42:17,409 (CHUCKLES) 833 00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:20,246 THERESA WERNER: But all I can think about is cleaning up your vomit. 834 00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:21,872 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 835 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:28,796 Do you still see Maxim? 836 00:42:31,757 --> 00:42:33,384 No. 837 00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:35,302 I'm not really close with that side 838 00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:36,553 of the family anymore. 839 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:40,641 So, can I help you with something? 840 00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:48,857 I need to know whether you had a relationship 841 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:50,109 with my father. 842 00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:53,320 'Cause I have a mem-- 843 00:42:54,613 --> 00:42:56,573 I'm not exactly sure what I remember. 844 00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:59,326 I just know that there is something I need to know. 845 00:43:01,870 --> 00:43:03,289 We had a relationship. 846 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:07,084 -It ended. That's it. -When? 847 00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:10,504 -For how long? -This is inappropriate, 848 00:43:10,587 --> 00:43:12,339 -okay? -YASMIN: Why? 849 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:13,757 Because you took his money? 850 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:16,677 Because he paid for all of this? 851 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,138 No, because you're going to wake up my daughter. 852 00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:26,687 You seem to know that, legally, I can't speak about this. 853 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:28,272 So, why are you asking me? 854 00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:31,525 How old is your daughter? 855 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:39,199 (GLASS THUDDING) 856 00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:40,576 How old were you? 857 00:43:46,248 --> 00:43:49,001 I was legal if that's what you want to know. 858 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,047 I loved your father. 859 00:43:54,631 --> 00:43:57,384 It was a long time ago and it went on for too long. 860 00:43:58,302 --> 00:43:59,511 But I loved him. 861 00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,602 I'm going to call you a cab. 862 00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:17,696 CARL: (IN GERMAN) 863 00:44:35,672 --> 00:44:36,840 (SNIFFLES) 864 00:44:37,549 --> 00:44:39,093 (ZIPPER WHIZZING) 865 00:44:42,262 --> 00:44:45,015 CARL: 866 00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:47,518 (CHUCKLES, IN ENGLISH) Nice to meet you. 867 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:52,940 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 868 00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:56,652 HARPER: How often did you do this on tour? 869 00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:58,612 JD: Um... 870 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,323 All the time. 871 00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:04,535 And, you know, when I first got here. (INHALES) 872 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,121 Then I stopped. 873 00:45:09,456 --> 00:45:13,001 (INHALES DEEPLY, EXHALES) 874 00:45:15,295 --> 00:45:17,423 -(JD SNIFFLING) -Can't we just go home? 875 00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:24,721 (JD SNIFFLING) 876 00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:42,448 -(BIRDS CHIRPING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 877 00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:44,908 (GROANS) 878 00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:47,828 -(DOORBELL RINGING) -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) 879 00:45:51,623 --> 00:45:53,167 (DOOR OPENING) 880 00:45:55,419 --> 00:45:57,212 (ROBERT GROANS) 881 00:46:03,969 --> 00:46:05,679 Decorations look good. 882 00:46:05,762 --> 00:46:08,140 Yeah, we never take ‘em down. 883 00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:11,143 You fucking overdid it again, didn't you? 884 00:46:11,226 --> 00:46:13,896 Eat something solid for fuck's sake. 885 00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:16,106 You been on that horrible pub grub gear. 886 00:46:18,484 --> 00:46:19,735 Haven't you? 887 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:22,070 Yeah, you know me. 888 00:46:22,154 --> 00:46:24,239 You look like shit for a handsome lad. 889 00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:29,244 -Thank God, I look like Mom. -BOB SNR: Hmm. Thank God. 890 00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:31,914 (BOB GROANS) 891 00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:38,253 ROBERT: She was a tyrant, you know. 892 00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:41,298 Good word for her. She were a bit, yeah. 893 00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:46,553 She said horrible shit about you. 894 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:51,308 She said it to my face, too. She said I was static. 895 00:46:51,391 --> 00:46:54,770 Don't worry about that. She was restless, 896 00:46:54,853 --> 00:46:56,897 just like you, always in your ear. 897 00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:58,982 She was in your ear a lot about how you should be 898 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:00,400 and look, that's fine. 899 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:02,444 She loved you, just 'cause I weren't, 900 00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:03,820 doesn't mean I didn't. 901 00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:07,282 Dad? 902 00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:11,495 ♪ ("O HOLY NIGHT" PLAYING) ♪ 903 00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:14,039 Dad, the last few years, 904 00:47:14,122 --> 00:47:15,666 -I haven't been very-- -Hey. 905 00:47:15,749 --> 00:47:16,959 You don't owe me anything. 906 00:47:17,793 --> 00:47:19,670 It's always day one with us. 907 00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:22,714 (THUDDING) 908 00:47:22,798 --> 00:47:28,095 ♪ For yonder breaks A new and glorious morn... ♪ 909 00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:29,596 Are your kids in? 910 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,308 Your brothers? Yeah. I was just about to get them up. 911 00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:37,354 ♪ Fall on your knees... ♪ 912 00:47:37,437 --> 00:47:38,814 BOB SNR: Tyrants! 913 00:47:38,897 --> 00:47:40,732 Come on, you little bastards, out of bed. 914 00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:42,609 -♪ O hear... ♪ -BOB SNR: Hey! Hey! 915 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:46,905 -♪ The angels' voices... ♪ -BOB SNR: Your brother, Rob, is here, he's downstairs. 916 00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:49,199 If you behave yourself, mate... 917 00:47:49,283 --> 00:47:51,660 ♪ O night ♪ 918 00:47:51,743 --> 00:47:54,079 ♪ Divine... ♪ 919 00:47:54,162 --> 00:47:56,832 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 920 00:47:56,915 --> 00:47:59,793 VOICEMAIL: You have two new messages. 921 00:47:59,876 --> 00:48:02,087 First new message. 922 00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:03,964 NICOLE CRAIG: (OVER PHONE) Hi, it's Nicole, your client. 923 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:06,049 Look, obviously, I don't miss you or anything 924 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,135 but you're my coverage, so I expect you to return 925 00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:09,344 my call. 926 00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:11,471 VOICEMAIL: Second new message. 927 00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:13,599 DVD: (OVER PHONE) Rob, hey, it's DVD. 928 00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:16,143 So, I heard you had a good time last night then, huh? 929 00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:17,853 Well, that's great fucking work. 930 00:48:17,936 --> 00:48:20,188 Daphne's in. See you in the office. 931 00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:28,447 ♪ Fall on your knees ♪ 932 00:48:29,531 --> 00:48:36,997 ♪ O hear the angels' voices ♪ 933 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:44,171 ♪ O night divine ♪ 934 00:48:45,297 --> 00:48:51,928 ♪ O night when Christ was born ♪ 935 00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:55,140 ♪ O night... ♪ 936 00:48:55,223 --> 00:48:57,267 JD: "Achieving mental strength may be tough 937 00:48:57,351 --> 00:48:59,603 but it will get you real results. 938 00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:01,480 Achieving mental strength may be tough 939 00:49:01,563 --> 00:49:03,523 but it will get you real results. 940 00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:06,151 Achieving mental strength may be tough 941 00:49:06,234 --> 00:49:08,695 but it will get you real results." (CHUCKLES) 942 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:10,906 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 943 00:49:10,989 --> 00:49:13,241 I want you to come back to London with me. 944 00:49:17,996 --> 00:49:19,498 (GRUNTS) 945 00:49:23,043 --> 00:49:24,336 Why would I do that? 946 00:49:24,419 --> 00:49:26,380 I make enough money to support us both. 947 00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:28,215 I'll look after you. 948 00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:29,675 You don't have to live like this. 949 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:31,551 I like how I live. 950 00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:34,096 It will be our secret. 951 00:49:34,179 --> 00:49:37,099 We won't even have to speak to Mom. It will just be us. 952 00:49:37,974 --> 00:49:40,352 (INHALES) What us? (EXHALES) 953 00:49:40,435 --> 00:49:45,107 (SNIFFLES) There was never any us, only you. 954 00:49:46,483 --> 00:49:47,859 Why are you saying that? 955 00:49:47,943 --> 00:49:50,153 Harper, you're the most selfish person I've ever met 956 00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:51,446 in my life. 957 00:49:53,782 --> 00:49:54,825 I'm selfish? 958 00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:57,369 -Yeah. -Our whole fucking life 959 00:49:57,452 --> 00:49:59,246 was about you. 960 00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:01,415 Do you know what it was like growing up with you? 961 00:50:01,498 --> 00:50:02,541 JD: Oh, my God. 962 00:50:02,624 --> 00:50:05,585 I have been living for you from the moment 963 00:50:05,669 --> 00:50:07,337 that I thought you were dead. Because you know 964 00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:08,505 that you're still dead to me, right? 965 00:50:08,588 --> 00:50:10,048 You know that I thought you were dead? 966 00:50:10,132 --> 00:50:12,050 You did that to me. 967 00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:15,178 Every fucking year on the day that you left, 968 00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:16,888 I have to fucking live with that. 969 00:50:16,972 --> 00:50:19,891 Oh, okay, so, um... 970 00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:22,602 So, you only thought about me once a year? 971 00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:24,855 No, thank you so much for that. I really-- 972 00:50:24,938 --> 00:50:27,941 -I fucking appreciate it. -You made me fail 973 00:50:28,024 --> 00:50:30,318 the most important exam of my life. (SOBS) 974 00:50:30,402 --> 00:50:32,320 JD: A fucking exam, you see what I mean? 975 00:50:32,404 --> 00:50:35,031 -Your fucking exam. -I've been living a fucking lie. 976 00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:37,909 I ma-- I made you? (SCOFFS) 977 00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:40,454 Why are you hiding? Why are you hiding from me? 978 00:50:40,537 --> 00:50:42,706 You need me to forgive you for the fact that you ignored 979 00:50:42,789 --> 00:50:43,957 how bad it was for me? 980 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,084 I mean, you celebrated more than Mom did. 981 00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:49,880 I was having a fucking panic attack 982 00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:54,384 and-- and you pushed me out to finish a tennis match. 983 00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:56,636 -We wanted you to succeed! -JD: Don't! 984 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,305 I didn't know how bad it was. 985 00:50:58,388 --> 00:51:00,223 -I'm sorry. I'm sorry! -JD: See, that's bullshit. 986 00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:02,559 That's fucking bullshit or you wouldn't be here 987 00:51:02,642 --> 00:51:04,936 with your fucking money trying to fucking... 988 00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:06,855 (INHALES) ...fix me. 989 00:51:07,731 --> 00:51:09,733 And you're only here now because you know 990 00:51:09,816 --> 00:51:11,318 you're as guilty as she is. 991 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:13,570 (INHALES SHAKILY) 992 00:51:13,653 --> 00:51:17,324 You only give a fuck about yourself. 993 00:51:17,407 --> 00:51:20,327 You're not capable of actual love... 994 00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:23,789 'cause you're a fucking narcissist. 995 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:27,584 (SNIFFLING) 996 00:51:28,084 --> 00:51:29,211 You know... 997 00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:32,130 on dark days... 998 00:51:33,381 --> 00:51:34,674 I think... 999 00:51:38,011 --> 00:51:40,555 you knew we shared a womb together, but... 1000 00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:43,892 (SNIFFLES) ...you knew... 1001 00:51:45,685 --> 00:51:47,562 that only one of us 1002 00:51:47,646 --> 00:51:49,689 was ever really gonna make it out. 1003 00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:55,153 I'm sorry. I will do anything. 1004 00:51:55,237 --> 00:51:57,030 -I'm begging you. -JD: I need to get back to my life. 1005 00:51:57,113 --> 00:51:59,533 I need to get back to my life. I need to get back to my life. 1006 00:51:59,616 --> 00:52:04,204 -(DIAL TONE RINGING) -Helene, hey, hey, um... 1007 00:52:05,247 --> 00:52:09,668 (IN GERMAN) 1008 00:52:19,511 --> 00:52:20,804 JACKIE: I know this is meant to be more 1009 00:52:20,887 --> 00:52:23,348 of a passing of the baton, put a face to a name. 1010 00:52:23,431 --> 00:52:24,975 As you know, Harper is one of our best 1011 00:52:25,058 --> 00:52:27,227 young salespeople, first on everything, 1012 00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:29,855 intuitive, worryingly brilliant. 1013 00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:32,107 And Yasmin is probably the best young social operator 1014 00:52:32,190 --> 00:52:33,567 in this job I've ever come across, 1015 00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:35,360 -as you well know. -(CHUCKLES) 1016 00:52:35,443 --> 00:52:37,195 So, they're big boots to fill. 1017 00:52:37,279 --> 00:52:41,700 And, obviously, I'm one person, but you're getting the totality 1018 00:52:41,783 --> 00:52:43,201 of the firm. 1019 00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:45,829 A united front? Right, ladies? 1020 00:52:48,874 --> 00:52:51,626 Well, I'm sorry to be losing you, Yasmin, 1021 00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:55,130 and I look forward to continuing the relationship with Pierpoint. 1022 00:52:55,213 --> 00:52:57,424 Perhaps, if all goes well, you'll be covering me 1023 00:52:57,507 --> 00:52:58,717 in Wealth Management? 1024 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,219 Something to aspire to. (CLEARS THROAT) 1025 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,557 And, uh, apologies again for the short notice push. 1026 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,267 I don't need to tell you the kind of rumors 1027 00:53:07,350 --> 00:53:10,061 that have been circulating the last couple of days? 1028 00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:12,606 It'd be super bearish for my Rican position 1029 00:53:12,689 --> 00:53:14,065 if Amazon buy FastAide 1030 00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:15,775 and win those NHS contracts. 1031 00:53:17,152 --> 00:53:18,403 Harper, what's your view? 1032 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,823 It's unsubstantiated. 1033 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:25,911 ANNA GEARING: Jessie said he hadn't been able 1034 00:53:25,994 --> 00:53:27,162 to get a hold of you. 1035 00:53:27,245 --> 00:53:29,247 Sounds like a shitshow inside of a shitstorm. 1036 00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:31,708 I like to be very transparent on hedging stuff. 1037 00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:33,501 Price, levels. (INHALES) 1038 00:53:33,585 --> 00:53:36,129 I imagine that's a side issue headache for equity investors. 1039 00:53:36,212 --> 00:53:37,714 So, I'm just pain relief. 1040 00:53:37,797 --> 00:53:39,382 ANNA: Perfect. 1041 00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:43,011 Are you okay? 1042 00:53:44,971 --> 00:53:47,474 Yeah, just a slight fever I think. 1043 00:53:47,557 --> 00:53:48,767 (JACKIE SNAPPING FINGERS) 1044 00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:51,144 Hey, guys. Do you feel that? 1045 00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:52,854 That energy? 1046 00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:57,359 There is not a single penis in this room. 1047 00:53:57,442 --> 00:53:59,027 (LAUGHS) 1048 00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:00,403 (SNORTING) 1049 00:54:01,237 --> 00:54:02,864 This bitch is hilarious. 1050 00:54:06,701 --> 00:54:08,286 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(TELEPHONES RINGING) 1051 00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:09,579 RISHI: Christmas at Di's. 1052 00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:12,374 My dad's so posh he's basically disabled. 1053 00:54:12,457 --> 00:54:14,000 I think my mom's depressed. 1054 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:15,502 Three wines in, 1055 00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:17,837 she started calling me her "Chutney Prince." 1056 00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:20,298 Mild incident when Di found my Viagra. 1057 00:54:20,757 --> 00:54:22,175 Xmas lad! 1058 00:54:22,258 --> 00:54:25,679 Beak and bubbles neuters me, old boy becomes a slug. 1059 00:54:25,762 --> 00:54:27,514 ELEVATOR FLOOR ANNOUNCER: Lift going down. 1060 00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:30,183 Yo, you barely opened your mouth to me today. 1061 00:54:30,266 --> 00:54:32,352 Did you catch up with your brother? 1062 00:54:35,271 --> 00:54:37,941 Did something happen in Berlin? 1063 00:54:38,024 --> 00:54:39,901 ♪ ("SHEPHERD'S BELL CAROL" BY SAMUEL PEGG PLAYING) ♪ 1064 00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:41,194 Did you like, um... 1065 00:54:42,404 --> 00:54:44,614 I don't know, sleep with someone or something? 1066 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:48,868 Is that all your imagination is capable of? 1067 00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:52,122 Did I sleep with someone? What if I did? 1068 00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:57,085 ELEVATOR FLOOR ANNOUNCER: Third floor, Pierpoint Services. 1069 00:54:57,168 --> 00:54:59,671 -(ELEVATOR BELL DINGING) -ELEVATOR FLOOR ANNOUNCER: Doors opening. 1070 00:54:59,754 --> 00:55:02,215 ♪ ("SHEPHERDS' BELL CAROL" BY SAMUEL PEGG PLAYING) ♪ 1071 00:55:16,312 --> 00:55:18,565 I'm fine. 1072 00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:21,026 Maybe you just don't like what you're looking at. 1073 00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:23,653 -♪ (MUSIC SWELLS) ♪ -ELEVATOR FLOOR ANNOUNCER: Doors closing. 1074 00:56:24,005 --> 00:56:26,758 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪