1 00:00:06,232 --> 00:00:11,232 Subtitles by explosiveskull 𝕄_𝕀_𝕊𝔽𝕠𝕣𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣 2 00:00:13,197 --> 00:00:18,401 ♪ It's all a mystery, the wait and see ♪ 3 00:00:19,103 --> 00:00:24,041 ♪ Which way the wind will blow ♪ 4 00:00:24,075 --> 00:00:28,478 ♪ But I know how much I love you ♪ 5 00:00:28,512 --> 00:00:31,515 ♪ Yes, I know ♪ 6 00:00:47,697 --> 00:00:49,432 You heard that singing? 7 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:53,603 That was me, singing my favorite song, "Yes, I Know." 8 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:57,440 It's the song my wife and I fell in love to. 9 00:01:02,780 --> 00:01:05,482 And these are some of the places where we fell in love. 10 00:01:12,389 --> 00:01:14,058 New York is such a magical place. 11 00:01:15,592 --> 00:01:17,427 You feel like anything can happen. 12 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:20,363 We fell in love in winter, 13 00:01:20,397 --> 00:01:22,599 so it's my favorite time of the year. 14 00:01:24,802 --> 00:01:28,873 I fell for the most beautiful woman I ever met, Barbara. 15 00:01:31,441 --> 00:01:33,410 I'm the luckiest guy in the world. 16 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:50,027 Here's the place I sometimes work. 17 00:01:54,765 --> 00:01:55,900 This is where I live. 18 00:01:58,668 --> 00:02:00,670 And these are my best friends. 19 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,940 As you can see, they're glamorous. 20 00:02:04,674 --> 00:02:06,543 These are my parents. 21 00:02:06,576 --> 00:02:08,012 You know what those are like. 22 00:02:12,149 --> 00:02:13,751 These are the people I care about. 23 00:02:15,452 --> 00:02:17,721 They're special, just like New York. 24 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,096 This is my son Chris. 25 00:02:25,129 --> 00:02:25,997 I'm proud of him. 26 00:02:28,866 --> 00:02:30,902 And this is Barbara. 27 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:33,570 Isn't she something? 28 00:02:38,475 --> 00:02:39,911 I'm James. 29 00:02:39,944 --> 00:02:43,981 Oh, I forgot to say, we got divorced. 30 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:48,551 But I'm still in love with her, and I want her back. 31 00:02:49,754 --> 00:02:51,421 I want her back bad. 32 00:02:52,722 --> 00:02:54,457 Love, repeat. 33 00:02:55,558 --> 00:02:56,193 Get it? 34 00:03:27,892 --> 00:03:29,060 With dating, the main thing 35 00:03:29,093 --> 00:03:31,528 you have to do is criticize her slightly 36 00:03:31,561 --> 00:03:34,265 and compliment her immediately. 37 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:37,134 It confuses them, then they can't resist you. 38 00:03:38,535 --> 00:03:42,706 And remember, we're both geeks, but with a sexy edge. 39 00:03:42,739 --> 00:03:44,541 That's my boy. 40 00:03:51,916 --> 00:03:53,583 Ho ho ho. 41 00:03:53,616 --> 00:03:55,786 It really puts me in the holiday mood. 42 00:03:57,922 --> 00:03:59,522 This place is fancy. 43 00:04:00,291 --> 00:04:02,692 I've never been to a rare book room before. 44 00:04:03,626 --> 00:04:04,862 You're in publishing? 45 00:04:04,895 --> 00:04:06,563 And you work for a bank. 46 00:04:06,596 --> 00:04:09,033 Yeah, I could never get a loan myself, though. 47 00:04:09,066 --> 00:04:10,301 Bad credit. 48 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,702 Shh, I won't tell "Money Magazine." 49 00:04:14,305 --> 00:04:15,638 Do you have children? 50 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,241 One. Leandra. 51 00:04:17,274 --> 00:04:18,175 She's just like me. 52 00:04:18,209 --> 00:04:20,978 She tells the truth, even when she shouldn't. 53 00:04:21,012 --> 00:04:22,847 Oh, I wish she'd go into politics. 54 00:04:24,081 --> 00:04:29,086 James, I hope you'll excuse me. 55 00:04:30,221 --> 00:04:32,589 My sister tells me I have a lot of opinions. 56 00:04:32,622 --> 00:04:35,292 She tells me you shouldn't judge people right away. 57 00:04:35,326 --> 00:04:36,961 You should get to know them a few minutes. 58 00:04:36,994 --> 00:04:39,562 And I have to tell you, 59 00:04:39,596 --> 00:04:42,632 I don't find you attractive. 60 00:04:44,734 --> 00:04:46,203 Physically. 61 00:04:46,237 --> 00:04:47,704 Oh, that's okay. 62 00:04:48,339 --> 00:04:50,241 I get that a lot. 63 00:04:52,910 --> 00:04:54,278 Really? 64 00:04:54,311 --> 00:04:55,112 Yeah. 65 00:04:55,146 --> 00:04:56,347 It's okay. 66 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,580 Okay. 67 00:04:57,614 --> 00:04:58,249 Whew. 68 00:04:59,350 --> 00:05:00,985 - Yeah. - Sorry. 69 00:05:01,018 --> 00:05:01,919 Yeah. 70 00:05:01,952 --> 00:05:02,820 Yeah, you don't have to... 71 00:05:02,853 --> 00:05:03,921 You can relax now. 72 00:05:03,954 --> 00:05:05,289 - Okay. - We can just- 73 00:05:05,322 --> 00:05:06,223 - Well, yeah. 74 00:05:06,257 --> 00:05:08,025 Like read a book or something, 75 00:05:09,626 --> 00:05:10,327 - if you feel like reading. - I don't really, like, read. 76 00:05:14,365 --> 00:05:16,333 Aced that one. 77 00:05:16,367 --> 00:05:18,668 But it's hard to compare anyone to Barbara. 78 00:05:20,971 --> 00:05:23,340 She's sort of like Helen of Troy to me. 79 00:05:38,089 --> 00:05:38,989 See what I mean? 80 00:05:40,291 --> 00:05:42,059 It explains the Trojan War. 81 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:54,271 All right, sweet one, 82 00:05:54,305 --> 00:05:58,909 Daddy will get you to school despite his existential angst. 83 00:05:58,943 --> 00:06:00,044 Last minute rehearsal. 84 00:06:05,349 --> 00:06:06,383 Love you. 85 00:06:07,751 --> 00:06:08,718 Thanks, James. 86 00:06:08,752 --> 00:06:10,054 I can always count on you. 87 00:06:16,427 --> 00:06:17,660 How are you doing? 88 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:24,935 Dad, I don't know how much longer 89 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:27,838 I can take this amicable divorce thing. 90 00:07:28,499 --> 00:07:30,100 No, just no. 91 00:07:30,134 --> 00:07:32,436 I'm sorry, Chad, I've let you down again. 92 00:07:32,469 --> 00:07:34,305 You cannot be in love with your ex-wife. 93 00:07:34,338 --> 00:07:35,705 That's got to stop now. 94 00:07:36,473 --> 00:07:38,075 You're gonna take the Chad's Ladies Challenge. 95 00:07:38,108 --> 00:07:39,310 Seven ladies in seven days. 96 00:07:39,343 --> 00:07:40,511 You've already been on the first one. 97 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:44,782 Yeah, but will I survive the next six? 98 00:08:00,431 --> 00:08:02,166 Look at you. 99 00:08:02,199 --> 00:08:06,770 James, just so handsome after all these years. 100 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:12,276 You were always just such a lovely, nice guy. 101 00:08:12,309 --> 00:08:13,911 - Thank you, thank you. - Yeah. 102 00:08:13,944 --> 00:08:16,046 And you were always a lovely lady. 103 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:18,515 Well, I'm kicking myself a little bit, 104 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:24,488 you know, that I didn't scoop you up back then. 105 00:08:24,521 --> 00:08:26,223 We live and we learn. 106 00:08:26,257 --> 00:08:28,359 Well, very nice of you to say. 107 00:08:28,392 --> 00:08:29,426 And how is your business? 108 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:30,294 You have that... 109 00:08:31,395 --> 00:08:32,296 No longer. 110 00:08:32,329 --> 00:08:34,031 - No longer. - Oh. 111 00:08:34,064 --> 00:08:36,533 It's okay. There was just a bit of an embezzlement issue. 112 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:38,469 Somebody embezzled in your company? 113 00:08:38,502 --> 00:08:42,339 I did, and I was just, you know, 114 00:08:42,373 --> 00:08:45,342 sorta stuck in the apartment for a bit, 115 00:08:45,376 --> 00:08:49,446 but that is the past and we're here now. 116 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:50,814 You and I are here now. 117 00:08:50,848 --> 00:08:53,984 So what's your schedule like these days? 118 00:08:54,852 --> 00:08:56,186 Um. 119 00:09:01,058 --> 00:09:02,826 Barbara's dating Frank? 120 00:09:02,860 --> 00:09:03,861 - Check. - And I've passed on 121 00:09:03,894 --> 00:09:06,030 seven names to James. 122 00:09:06,063 --> 00:09:07,398 Now, they can both move on. 123 00:09:08,565 --> 00:09:12,436 How did we get so smart and sexy? 124 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:16,140 My ex-wife is dating another man. 125 00:09:17,007 --> 00:09:19,176 Well, I always like a challenge. 126 00:09:19,209 --> 00:09:22,212 I don't know, Chad, maybe I'm no good at dating. 127 00:09:22,246 --> 00:09:25,582 Ugh! All you need is confidence, like me. 128 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:27,918 What do you do? 129 00:09:29,086 --> 00:09:31,855 I write a blog, on relationships. 130 00:09:31,889 --> 00:09:33,557 - Oh, wow. - Mm. 131 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:36,360 I'm an editor of literary fiction. 132 00:09:36,393 --> 00:09:38,562 Oh, wow. 133 00:09:38,595 --> 00:09:39,997 Tell me about your work. 134 00:09:40,030 --> 00:09:42,466 Oh, well, my latest post was about 135 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,635 how men often expect women 136 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:47,404 to do all the work in a relationship. 137 00:09:47,438 --> 00:09:51,275 They think, you know, women are just gonna make it happen. 138 00:09:51,308 --> 00:09:54,111 But if they don't step up to the plate, 139 00:09:55,546 --> 00:09:57,614 they could wind up losing the love of their life. 140 00:09:58,916 --> 00:10:00,284 Have you ever experienced that? 141 00:10:02,953 --> 00:10:07,524 Oh, and this isn't happening. 142 00:10:09,593 --> 00:10:13,897 Sometimes, when life gets too complicated, 143 00:10:13,931 --> 00:10:15,199 I take long walks. 144 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:17,434 Do you ever do that? 145 00:10:18,969 --> 00:10:22,039 I go back to places Barbara and I went together, 146 00:10:22,072 --> 00:10:24,575 the top of the Empire State Building, 147 00:10:25,442 --> 00:10:27,478 a boat ride around Manhattan, 148 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:32,883 that little French restaurant in the village we both love. 149 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:37,888 But remembering isn't gonna bring her back. 150 00:10:39,323 --> 00:10:42,960 My question is, what will? 151 00:10:49,299 --> 00:10:50,934 Oh, thank goodness you've come. 152 00:10:50,968 --> 00:10:52,636 - What's wrong? - Where is my suitcase? 153 00:10:52,669 --> 00:10:54,071 It's on the top shelf 154 00:10:54,104 --> 00:10:56,640 - behind the blankets. - What happened? 155 00:10:56,673 --> 00:10:58,041 Your father is moving out. 156 00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,176 - What? - Are you sure you didn't 157 00:10:59,209 --> 00:11:02,179 - throw it out? - I'm not demented, yet! 158 00:11:02,212 --> 00:11:03,947 Your father has decided 159 00:11:03,981 --> 00:11:06,250 that he isn't getting what he needs with me, 160 00:11:06,283 --> 00:11:08,152 that maybe there's another woman out there 161 00:11:08,185 --> 00:11:09,620 that's better for him. 162 00:11:09,653 --> 00:11:10,954 - Well, good luck to him. - What are you talking about? 163 00:11:10,988 --> 00:11:12,222 Nothing. 164 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:14,558 Nothing. It's time you found another woman. 165 00:11:18,128 --> 00:11:19,663 Well, go! 166 00:11:19,696 --> 00:11:20,697 Oh, you've got it. 167 00:11:30,407 --> 00:11:32,009 I was only flirting with that sales girl. 168 00:11:32,042 --> 00:11:33,710 Why did I ever marry you? 169 00:11:33,744 --> 00:11:36,013 I must have lost my mind! 170 00:11:36,046 --> 00:11:38,682 Because I make life interesting for you, Lavanya. 171 00:11:38,715 --> 00:11:41,753 You wouldn't want me to be like James, would you? 172 00:11:41,786 --> 00:11:42,653 Who wants reliable? 173 00:11:42,686 --> 00:11:45,022 I would. 174 00:11:45,055 --> 00:11:47,357 You're having an affair! 175 00:11:47,391 --> 00:11:49,660 Lavanya, I could never cheat on you. 176 00:11:49,693 --> 00:11:54,698 Besides, that sales girl had slightly crooked teeth. 177 00:11:57,267 --> 00:11:59,002 I'm like Barbara. 178 00:12:00,571 --> 00:12:01,972 I want a divorce. 179 00:12:05,509 --> 00:12:07,444 My parents are separating, 180 00:12:08,445 --> 00:12:10,147 my best friends are breaking up. 181 00:12:14,051 --> 00:12:15,385 Nice of them to remind me. 182 00:12:17,488 --> 00:12:21,625 It all makes me remember my own divorce. 183 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:27,664 "Go to the library if you want more"? 184 00:12:27,698 --> 00:12:28,499 More. 185 00:12:29,801 --> 00:12:32,102 A scavenger hunt. 186 00:12:32,135 --> 00:12:34,037 This is fun! 187 00:12:34,071 --> 00:12:34,705 Wait, okay. 188 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,374 J. 189 00:12:37,407 --> 00:12:38,275 Yeah. 190 00:12:38,308 --> 00:12:39,109 K. 191 00:12:39,142 --> 00:12:40,511 Getting it. 192 00:12:40,544 --> 00:12:41,813 - L. - Uh-huh. 193 00:12:41,846 --> 00:12:43,080 Oh! 194 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:58,195 "Great Literary Editors of the 19th Century Volume Two." 195 00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:00,097 And it's signed by the author. 196 00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:01,498 It's a first edition. 197 00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:03,033 It completes our collection. 198 00:13:03,868 --> 00:13:04,735 This is it? 199 00:13:04,769 --> 00:13:06,503 Uh-huh. 200 00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:09,072 For our 10th wedding anniversary? 201 00:13:09,106 --> 00:13:10,107 Yeah. 202 00:13:10,842 --> 00:13:12,276 Can't believe this, James, 203 00:13:12,309 --> 00:13:13,544 this is what I've been talking about. 204 00:13:13,577 --> 00:13:15,479 What have I done wrong now? 205 00:13:15,512 --> 00:13:16,747 Well, it's not just this. 206 00:13:16,781 --> 00:13:19,216 I mean, last year, it was a gift certificate. 207 00:13:19,249 --> 00:13:21,285 She says I don't understand her. 208 00:13:21,318 --> 00:13:24,555 And you're thinking that maybe somehow this is symbolic. 209 00:13:24,588 --> 00:13:25,757 She says I'm not in touch 210 00:13:25,790 --> 00:13:26,758 - with my feelings. - "Why is she getting 211 00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:27,558 so emotional?" 212 00:13:27,591 --> 00:13:29,092 What's wrong with being rational? 213 00:13:29,126 --> 00:13:29,961 She's right. 214 00:13:29,994 --> 00:13:31,194 Can't we just talk about it calmly? 215 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,764 When is love rational? 216 00:13:32,797 --> 00:13:35,299 And, James, listen, 217 00:13:36,868 --> 00:13:41,171 a wise man once said, "To love someone is to know them." 218 00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:44,641 Do you remember this ring? 219 00:13:44,675 --> 00:13:47,210 You gave it to me, when you asked me to get married. 220 00:13:49,212 --> 00:13:51,816 When you're ready to know me, really know me, 221 00:13:51,849 --> 00:13:53,851 give this ring back to me and we can start over. 222 00:13:53,885 --> 00:13:55,185 Barbara. 223 00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:01,258 And that's how it ended, with a simple word. 224 00:14:03,393 --> 00:14:04,227 "Goodbye." 225 00:14:06,831 --> 00:14:07,731 Time to move on, 226 00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:12,837 even though that's the last thing I want to do. 227 00:14:16,306 --> 00:14:17,842 Hi. 228 00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:19,242 Thanks for having us over. 229 00:14:24,348 --> 00:14:25,883 I'd like you to meet Frank. 230 00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:27,284 This is Frank. 231 00:14:28,719 --> 00:14:30,354 Young, handsome, and rich. 232 00:14:31,722 --> 00:14:33,223 I haven't got a chance. 233 00:14:37,862 --> 00:14:42,466 Mom, I don't understand why you and Dad got divorced. 234 00:14:42,499 --> 00:14:44,501 You match, like those little people 235 00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:45,903 on top of the wedding cake. 236 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,139 First, our marriage worked and then it didn't. 237 00:14:50,507 --> 00:14:52,709 Sometimes, even good people can't make it work. 238 00:14:54,611 --> 00:14:59,249 I helped Dad get ready for a date, but I made a mistake. 239 00:14:59,282 --> 00:15:02,219 That can happen to great minds. 240 00:15:02,252 --> 00:15:03,487 You two belong together, 241 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,456 and I'm going to do something about it, 242 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:09,226 despite that Frank guy I've heard about. 243 00:15:14,564 --> 00:15:15,565 - Hi. - Hi. 244 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:18,735 I'm pregnant and I'm drinking. 245 00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:20,570 Please don't judge. 246 00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:26,878 Well, the only person I judge is myself. 247 00:15:26,911 --> 00:15:27,912 Aw. 248 00:15:29,246 --> 00:15:31,214 I'm your new neighbor. 249 00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:33,951 I met this cute guy, Chad, in the hallway, 250 00:15:33,985 --> 00:15:36,319 and he said to introduce myself. 251 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,922 Don't worry, I'm single. 252 00:15:39,556 --> 00:15:42,426 Is it just me, or do you smell an instant attraction here? 253 00:15:42,459 --> 00:15:44,796 You can stop by anytime. 254 00:15:44,829 --> 00:15:47,631 I work from home selling beauty products online, 255 00:15:47,664 --> 00:15:49,934 and there's always an open bottle of Merlot, 256 00:15:49,967 --> 00:15:51,668 and Adele on my playlist. 257 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:52,536 Oh, she's my favorite. 258 00:15:52,569 --> 00:15:53,905 Mm. Mm. 259 00:15:53,938 --> 00:15:55,238 Mm. 260 00:15:55,272 --> 00:15:57,474 Chad said you have a son. 261 00:15:57,507 --> 00:15:59,309 I am ready to babysit anytime. 262 00:15:59,342 --> 00:16:00,912 I love kids. 263 00:16:00,945 --> 00:16:02,746 Did I mention I'm pregnant? 264 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:06,249 ♪ Hello ♪ 265 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,322 I got to get rid of this app. 266 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,426 Come on in, Dad. 267 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:17,962 Make yourself at home. 268 00:16:17,995 --> 00:16:18,896 Home? 269 00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:21,331 This is not my home. I've got a sleeping bag. 270 00:16:21,364 --> 00:16:23,300 I've got a football. 271 00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:25,302 Oh, and a small room to boot. 272 00:16:27,437 --> 00:16:32,309 It's all sinking in, all of those years of marriage. 273 00:16:32,342 --> 00:16:34,277 And I'm moving in with my grown son. 274 00:16:34,311 --> 00:16:36,013 What is wrong with me? 275 00:16:36,047 --> 00:16:39,316 You're welcome to stay as long as you need to. 276 00:16:39,349 --> 00:16:40,785 I don't want to be in the way. 277 00:16:40,818 --> 00:16:41,853 You're not in the way. 278 00:16:41,886 --> 00:16:43,620 Chris and I want you here. 279 00:16:44,721 --> 00:16:45,990 We love you, Dad. 280 00:16:47,491 --> 00:16:48,358 Thank you, son. 281 00:16:51,095 --> 00:16:52,696 We'll need to talk about what to do 282 00:16:52,729 --> 00:16:54,966 when I bring ladies home at night. 283 00:17:05,475 --> 00:17:06,878 I think I got you, son. 284 00:17:09,412 --> 00:17:12,784 I think you're on the road to death. 285 00:17:12,817 --> 00:17:13,885 Really? Really? 286 00:17:13,918 --> 00:17:15,019 - Mm-hm. - You think that? 287 00:17:15,052 --> 00:17:16,653 - Mm-hm. - Okay. 288 00:17:16,686 --> 00:17:18,756 Well, what about this? 289 00:17:20,357 --> 00:17:21,793 What do you say to that? 290 00:17:21,826 --> 00:17:24,095 You play a passive game, son. 291 00:17:24,128 --> 00:17:25,529 That just won't cut it. 292 00:17:25,562 --> 00:17:27,031 Okay. All right. 293 00:17:27,064 --> 00:17:30,367 In fact, you're living your love life 294 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,069 like it's a chess game. 295 00:17:33,436 --> 00:17:35,039 If you want to win Barbara back, you've got to- 296 00:17:35,072 --> 00:17:37,975 - Dad, she has a boyfriend. 297 00:17:38,009 --> 00:17:40,878 Remember? Mr. Chiseled Jawline? 298 00:17:40,912 --> 00:17:43,513 So he's handsome, in good shape, 299 00:17:43,547 --> 00:17:46,050 has millions because he runs a hedge fund, so what? 300 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:47,684 You've got good qualities too. 301 00:17:47,717 --> 00:17:49,887 I'm trying to remember my good qualities. 302 00:17:49,921 --> 00:17:54,691 Look, imagine this, you're in a shotgun formation, 303 00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:57,094 you drop back, take the snap, roll right, 304 00:17:57,128 --> 00:17:59,997 toss a dart downfield to your wide receiver 305 00:18:00,031 --> 00:18:01,132 who's running a post pattern, 306 00:18:01,165 --> 00:18:05,970 he catches the ball in stride, and bingo, six points. 307 00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,504 You follow? 308 00:18:07,537 --> 00:18:11,741 Dad, football and I are not on speaking terms. 309 00:18:15,079 --> 00:18:16,580 Do you love her, James? 310 00:18:23,855 --> 00:18:24,688 Yeah. 311 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:26,891 Do you want her back? 312 00:18:28,793 --> 00:18:29,626 Yeah. 313 00:18:33,164 --> 00:18:34,664 Then get off your duff. 314 00:18:42,572 --> 00:18:44,075 Make Barbara jealous, 315 00:18:44,108 --> 00:18:45,776 then she'll come running back to you. 316 00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:48,511 Right, that always works. 317 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:50,547 Now that Lavanya's gone, 318 00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:52,415 I'm gonna have to start dating again. 319 00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:55,485 What are you wearing? 320 00:18:56,653 --> 00:18:58,923 We've got to give you a man makeover. 321 00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:19,937 What, are you going to a costume party? 322 00:20:19,971 --> 00:20:20,871 It's almost Christmas. 323 00:20:20,905 --> 00:20:22,974 Halloween was two months ago. 324 00:20:23,007 --> 00:20:24,674 Thanks for the confidence-building, 325 00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:27,577 and thanks for getting together again. 326 00:20:29,013 --> 00:20:31,715 I always did have a self-destructive streak. 327 00:20:31,748 --> 00:20:34,118 So what do you want to do? 328 00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:37,587 So how's yours? 329 00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:40,557 Romantic and uplifting. 330 00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:41,926 How's yours? 331 00:20:41,959 --> 00:20:43,194 Otherworldly. 332 00:20:43,227 --> 00:20:44,661 Takes me to another place. 333 00:20:47,131 --> 00:20:49,033 And this is still not happening. 334 00:21:02,146 --> 00:21:04,181 - Hey. - Hi. 335 00:21:04,215 --> 00:21:05,282 Sorry to bother you at work. 336 00:21:05,316 --> 00:21:06,183 That's okay. 337 00:21:06,217 --> 00:21:08,019 - Do you have a second? - Something wrong? 338 00:21:08,052 --> 00:21:11,922 Well, yeah, we need a new babysitter. 339 00:21:11,956 --> 00:21:13,758 Olga is pregnant. 340 00:21:13,791 --> 00:21:15,558 Again? 341 00:21:15,592 --> 00:21:16,861 Okay, it's my turn. 342 00:21:16,894 --> 00:21:18,963 You found the last one. 343 00:21:18,996 --> 00:21:21,564 Maybe this one could be a nice gay guy? 344 00:21:21,598 --> 00:21:22,767 Oh, okay. 345 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,002 Time to call Manly Mannies. 346 00:21:25,036 --> 00:21:26,337 I know it's a stereotype, 347 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:29,672 but often gay men can express their feelings. 348 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,343 Oh, right, the famous feelings. 349 00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,779 Well, I'm still searching for mine. 350 00:21:34,812 --> 00:21:37,580 And it wouldn't hurt, James, 351 00:21:37,614 --> 00:21:41,052 I mean, Chris to learn a little compassion. 352 00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:44,654 What exactly are you trying to say here? 353 00:21:45,823 --> 00:21:47,224 You know what I mean. 354 00:21:47,258 --> 00:21:48,092 Yeah, I do. 355 00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:50,327 Unfortunately, I do know what you mean. 356 00:21:50,361 --> 00:21:51,796 - I do. - Sorry for the slip-up. 357 00:21:51,829 --> 00:21:53,297 - I just, I'm- - That's okay. 358 00:21:53,330 --> 00:21:55,665 Sort of in a hurry and- 359 00:21:55,698 --> 00:21:58,769 - Well, you know, I was hoping we could talk for a minute. 360 00:22:01,638 --> 00:22:02,540 I got to go. 361 00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,141 But listen, I'll see you on Saturday, right? 362 00:22:04,175 --> 00:22:06,643 - Okay. - Can I pick Chris up at six? 363 00:22:06,676 --> 00:22:08,112 Yeah, yeah. That's good. 364 00:22:08,145 --> 00:22:09,313 That's good. 365 00:22:09,346 --> 00:22:11,748 - Thank you, James. - Okay, sure. 366 00:22:11,782 --> 00:22:14,318 Sure. Maybe we can talk again later. 367 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,687 Yes, we will definitely talk again later. 368 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:18,721 - Okay. - Okay. 369 00:22:18,756 --> 00:22:19,356 Okay. 370 00:22:19,390 --> 00:22:20,623 - Bye. - Bye. 371 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:30,633 Hi, I'm Donny. 372 00:22:32,203 --> 00:22:33,971 Your Manly Manny? 373 00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:34,839 Come on in. 374 00:22:41,912 --> 00:22:44,747 Just curious, how do you identify? 375 00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:48,185 Gay. 376 00:22:48,219 --> 00:22:49,220 Uh-huh. 377 00:22:49,253 --> 00:22:50,888 And/or fluid. 378 00:22:50,921 --> 00:22:53,390 Fluid. You mean, like, hydrated? 379 00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:55,926 Right. 380 00:22:59,830 --> 00:23:03,934 Chris is 11, smart, and a little sarcastic. 381 00:23:03,968 --> 00:23:06,337 Then Chris and I will get along great. 382 00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:09,706 What's your favorite sport? 383 00:23:09,739 --> 00:23:11,242 Basketball. 384 00:23:11,275 --> 00:23:12,243 Book? 385 00:23:12,276 --> 00:23:13,643 "The Underground Railroad." 386 00:23:14,711 --> 00:23:16,981 Do you like girls? 387 00:23:17,014 --> 00:23:17,848 Yes. 388 00:23:19,817 --> 00:23:21,952 I can tell, you've never babysat before. 389 00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:23,988 Just my brothers. 390 00:23:24,021 --> 00:23:25,823 I need the money while I'm in school. 391 00:23:25,856 --> 00:23:27,358 What are you studying? 392 00:23:27,391 --> 00:23:28,959 Early medieval religious history 393 00:23:28,993 --> 00:23:31,328 with an emphasis on Francis of Assisi. 394 00:23:32,363 --> 00:23:33,197 Cool. 395 00:23:34,398 --> 00:23:35,900 I won't tell Dad that you don't have a clue 396 00:23:35,933 --> 00:23:38,068 about babysitting or life. 397 00:23:48,412 --> 00:23:50,347 My new blog writing friend told me 398 00:23:50,381 --> 00:23:53,284 I need an action plan to get Barbara back. 399 00:23:54,485 --> 00:23:56,820 I need to try something I've never done before. 400 00:24:00,824 --> 00:24:03,794 Maybe expressing my feelings? 401 00:24:11,802 --> 00:24:14,737 I know you're on deadline, hence deadline food. 402 00:24:15,973 --> 00:24:18,475 I actually didn't have time to eat today, so thank you. 403 00:24:18,509 --> 00:24:21,111 Oh, and thank you for getting the new babysitter. 404 00:24:22,246 --> 00:24:24,515 Does he seem sensitive and artistic? 405 00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:25,783 Abundantly. 406 00:24:25,816 --> 00:24:27,117 That's what the world needs. 407 00:24:28,886 --> 00:24:29,920 What's that? 408 00:24:29,954 --> 00:24:30,788 Flowers. 409 00:24:32,790 --> 00:24:34,758 You've never given me flowers before. 410 00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:44,335 Camilla called. 411 00:24:44,368 --> 00:24:49,206 Ooh, I love women chasing men, it's so zesty. 412 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,009 I'm still in love with Barbara. 413 00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:56,880 James, don't let love interfere with romance. 414 00:24:59,950 --> 00:25:00,884 You called. 415 00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:01,485 I did. 416 00:25:01,518 --> 00:25:02,453 You actually called. 417 00:25:02,486 --> 00:25:03,887 I did. 418 00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:04,989 I was surprised when you called. 419 00:25:05,022 --> 00:25:06,156 Were you really? 420 00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:06,991 I was surprised. 421 00:25:07,024 --> 00:25:07,891 Why? 422 00:25:07,925 --> 00:25:11,562 I wasn't sure... 423 00:25:11,595 --> 00:25:13,564 I thought you didn't like me. 424 00:25:13,597 --> 00:25:15,266 No, I like you fine. 425 00:25:15,299 --> 00:25:17,234 I just don't find you sexy. 426 00:25:17,268 --> 00:25:18,402 Ah. 427 00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:20,738 Apparently, my ex-wife agrees with you. 428 00:25:21,939 --> 00:25:24,375 You're not supposed to talk about past relationships 429 00:25:24,408 --> 00:25:25,476 until the third date. 430 00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:28,279 This is a date? 431 00:25:28,312 --> 00:25:31,348 I decided I should give guys who read a chance. 432 00:25:32,383 --> 00:25:35,586 I'm trying to focus on what's most important. 433 00:25:35,619 --> 00:25:37,488 What's that? 434 00:25:41,558 --> 00:25:46,130 A man who is solvent, who won't cheat on me, 435 00:25:46,163 --> 00:25:49,967 and who I can depend on in any situation. 436 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,872 Basically, I'm looking for a man who's boring. 437 00:25:56,340 --> 00:25:57,408 You're perfect. 438 00:25:58,575 --> 00:26:00,978 Maybe I'm no good at relationships. 439 00:26:01,011 --> 00:26:03,213 Oh, I'm not looking for a relationship. 440 00:26:03,247 --> 00:26:04,848 I'm looking for a husband. 441 00:26:08,886 --> 00:26:10,421 Mm-hm. 442 00:26:10,454 --> 00:26:11,288 Mm-hm. 443 00:26:13,324 --> 00:26:14,491 I can work with that. 444 00:26:17,061 --> 00:26:19,263 Ugh, men are such children. 445 00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:22,866 Seriously, they're like little Peter Pans skipping around 446 00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:24,034 in their little green tights. 447 00:26:25,235 --> 00:26:26,537 I mean, don't they realize that eventually 448 00:26:26,570 --> 00:26:27,571 we're all going to die? 449 00:26:27,604 --> 00:26:28,605 I don't think they do. 450 00:26:28,639 --> 00:26:29,606 Exactly. 451 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,576 The male ego is so fragile, it's exhausting. 452 00:26:34,078 --> 00:26:36,146 Chad thinks that if he dates a younger woman, 453 00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:38,415 he'll magically become her age. 454 00:26:38,449 --> 00:26:40,317 James's father too. 455 00:26:40,351 --> 00:26:41,518 Hm. 456 00:26:41,552 --> 00:26:44,955 Now it's different when women date younger, we live longer. 457 00:26:44,988 --> 00:26:48,959 It makes evolutionary sense for us to date younger men. 458 00:26:48,992 --> 00:26:50,160 I didn't go after Frank. 459 00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:51,362 He came after me. 460 00:26:51,395 --> 00:26:52,496 Of course. 461 00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:56,300 He's an intelligent, gorgeous, 462 00:26:56,333 --> 00:26:58,335 sexy hunk of a man. 463 00:26:59,603 --> 00:27:02,373 My god, in those photos, his abs look like the Himalayas, 464 00:27:02,406 --> 00:27:06,176 all those peaks and valleys. 465 00:27:10,314 --> 00:27:13,517 Tell me, what's he like in the bedroom? 466 00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:17,955 Mm-hm. 467 00:27:17,988 --> 00:27:19,289 And that's all I needed to know. 468 00:27:30,968 --> 00:27:33,537 Frank helped me out with my math homework the other day. 469 00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:35,606 Are you going to keep dating him? 470 00:27:35,639 --> 00:27:36,940 Do you like him? 471 00:27:37,975 --> 00:27:38,976 He's okay. 472 00:27:40,644 --> 00:27:44,948 While Frank was watching me, Dad tried to have a date. 473 00:27:44,982 --> 00:27:46,250 Oh? 474 00:27:46,283 --> 00:27:48,218 It was pretty much like his cooking 475 00:27:48,252 --> 00:27:49,386 from what I could tell. 476 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:53,390 What does that mean? 477 00:27:53,424 --> 00:27:56,460 Mom, we both know what that means. 478 00:28:08,405 --> 00:28:10,441 New York is my kind of town. 479 00:28:11,742 --> 00:28:12,543 Mine. 480 00:28:15,479 --> 00:28:18,148 I know eight million people feel the same way. 481 00:28:20,384 --> 00:28:22,453 All these impressive buildings, 482 00:28:24,354 --> 00:28:25,522 all this energy, 483 00:28:28,258 --> 00:28:30,994 all these diverse and fascinating people, 484 00:28:33,664 --> 00:28:35,199 it's like nowhere else. 485 00:28:40,471 --> 00:28:42,005 So why is it harder for people 486 00:28:42,039 --> 00:28:45,108 to stay together here than anywhere else? 487 00:28:47,344 --> 00:28:48,178 You're hot. 488 00:28:49,580 --> 00:28:50,380 You're hotter. 489 00:28:51,582 --> 00:28:54,218 Then I guess we're an impossibly hot couple. 490 00:28:54,251 --> 00:28:56,720 People probably hate us for showing off. 491 00:28:59,256 --> 00:29:00,090 Hey. 492 00:29:01,793 --> 00:29:03,761 I feel silly for bringing this up... 493 00:29:04,728 --> 00:29:06,396 What? 494 00:29:06,430 --> 00:29:09,700 I was cleaning out the closet and I found a bra. 495 00:29:13,136 --> 00:29:14,738 We talked about this. 496 00:29:14,772 --> 00:29:16,039 I'm bi, I'm fluid. 497 00:29:16,073 --> 00:29:17,441 Whatever I am, 498 00:29:17,474 --> 00:29:18,375 - that's what I am. - Or is that just your way 499 00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:19,777 of sleeping with more people? 500 00:29:21,578 --> 00:29:22,780 How do you think this makes me feel? 501 00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:27,384 Jay. 502 00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:29,486 Jay, listen to me, it's not that I- 503 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,621 - I'm listening, 504 00:29:30,654 --> 00:29:34,057 and what I hear you saying is "I don't know who I am." 505 00:29:35,526 --> 00:29:36,761 Jay. 506 00:29:36,794 --> 00:29:38,028 Jay! 507 00:29:39,764 --> 00:29:41,131 How was your day? 508 00:29:41,164 --> 00:29:41,799 Good. 509 00:29:43,768 --> 00:29:44,601 What'd you do? 510 00:29:46,236 --> 00:29:49,139 Just hung out with Mom. 511 00:29:49,172 --> 00:29:51,441 Oh, okay. How's she doing? 512 00:29:51,475 --> 00:29:52,309 Good. 513 00:29:53,845 --> 00:29:54,678 Okay. 514 00:30:00,117 --> 00:30:01,385 I was just wondering... 515 00:30:01,418 --> 00:30:02,754 Uh-huh? 516 00:30:02,787 --> 00:30:04,588 Why do people fall in love? 517 00:30:05,790 --> 00:30:06,824 Oh. 518 00:30:06,858 --> 00:30:11,128 Well, all kinds of reasons. 519 00:30:11,161 --> 00:30:12,830 There are different theories about it. 520 00:30:12,864 --> 00:30:14,698 What do you think? 521 00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:17,501 Well, I think people are looking 522 00:30:17,534 --> 00:30:18,669 to find meaning in their lives, 523 00:30:18,702 --> 00:30:22,139 and falling in love is one of the best ways to do that. 524 00:30:23,507 --> 00:30:26,176 Why do people fall out of love? 525 00:30:27,812 --> 00:30:31,783 All kinds of reasons and, often, it's nobody's fault. 526 00:30:31,816 --> 00:30:36,620 You and Mom, Grandma and Grandpa, does everybody break up? 527 00:30:38,422 --> 00:30:40,591 Maybe love isn't worth it. 528 00:30:40,624 --> 00:30:42,359 It is worth it, Chris. 529 00:30:43,527 --> 00:30:45,329 It'll happen for you someday. 530 00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:48,833 Dad, I love you. 531 00:30:48,866 --> 00:30:50,835 I love you too, Chris. 532 00:30:50,868 --> 00:30:54,404 And I promise I'm never going to fall out of love with you, 533 00:30:54,438 --> 00:30:56,506 no matter what happens. 534 00:30:56,540 --> 00:30:57,341 Okay? 535 00:31:01,913 --> 00:31:06,884 ♪ I love remembering the thought of thinking ♪ 536 00:31:07,684 --> 00:31:11,188 ♪ How it's gonna be ♪ 537 00:31:11,221 --> 00:31:15,592 ♪ That sunny someday winter morning ♪ 538 00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:20,631 ♪ When you'll come and sing for me ♪ 539 00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:27,905 ♪ And though the very heart of my heart ♪ 540 00:31:27,939 --> 00:31:31,675 ♪ May be cold as fallen snow ♪ 541 00:31:35,913 --> 00:31:40,417 ♪ I know how much I love you ♪ 542 00:31:40,450 --> 00:31:45,455 ♪ Yes, I know ♪ 543 00:31:46,657 --> 00:31:50,594 ♪ Yes, I know how much I love you ♪ 544 00:31:51,228 --> 00:31:52,897 ♪ Yes, I know ♪ 545 00:31:57,802 --> 00:32:00,203 Careful, Dad, we're both expressing 546 00:32:00,237 --> 00:32:02,506 some serious emotion here. 547 00:32:03,941 --> 00:32:04,741 Yeah. 548 00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:07,310 Yeah. 549 00:32:26,363 --> 00:32:28,365 Thanks for calling, Barbara. 550 00:32:28,398 --> 00:32:29,599 I've missed you. 551 00:32:29,633 --> 00:32:31,234 I've wanted to know how you are. 552 00:32:32,269 --> 00:32:32,937 How's the single life? 553 00:32:33,971 --> 00:32:34,972 Wonderful. 554 00:32:35,006 --> 00:32:35,840 Great. 555 00:32:37,474 --> 00:32:38,508 How's Amanda? 556 00:32:40,310 --> 00:32:41,645 She says she's all right. 557 00:32:44,015 --> 00:32:46,750 You know, I've been thinking, 558 00:32:47,952 --> 00:32:51,288 we got married just out of college. 559 00:32:51,956 --> 00:32:53,323 We had James. 560 00:32:54,926 --> 00:32:56,560 Life happened really fast. 561 00:32:59,030 --> 00:33:01,398 We've been together our whole lives. 562 00:33:04,334 --> 00:33:07,304 It's been good, mostly. 563 00:33:08,973 --> 00:33:10,440 But I keep thinking about 564 00:33:11,876 --> 00:33:15,278 what if I had made different choices along the road? 565 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:21,351 I can't help wondering if maybe I've missed out in some way. 566 00:33:22,652 --> 00:33:25,355 Or maybe you have something everyone else wants. 567 00:33:31,896 --> 00:33:35,699 Philip said I could get rid of things in his closet. 568 00:33:35,732 --> 00:33:40,303 Maybe James or you could use some of these. 569 00:33:40,337 --> 00:33:41,371 Thanks. 570 00:33:42,339 --> 00:33:43,540 James will be home soon. 571 00:33:47,111 --> 00:33:49,881 I don't know you very well, Donny, 572 00:33:49,914 --> 00:33:54,417 but you seem like a very nice young man, so does Jay. 573 00:33:55,853 --> 00:33:57,889 Do you fight much? 574 00:33:57,922 --> 00:33:58,923 Not so far. 575 00:33:59,857 --> 00:34:02,359 I mean, we have some stuff we're working out, 576 00:34:03,127 --> 00:34:05,395 but we're gonna be fine, I think. 577 00:34:06,563 --> 00:34:09,432 Neither of us have any money, but we have each other. 578 00:34:09,466 --> 00:34:10,835 Mostly, we feel very lucky. 579 00:34:11,769 --> 00:34:13,070 I'm happy for you both. 580 00:34:14,038 --> 00:34:17,108 It's funny, Phillip and I have everything 581 00:34:17,141 --> 00:34:21,745 they tell you to have, a bank account for emergencies, 582 00:34:21,779 --> 00:34:26,784 plenty of money put away for retirement, a nice apartment. 583 00:34:27,384 --> 00:34:27,785 We're set. 584 00:34:28,786 --> 00:34:30,755 So why don't I feel lucky? 585 00:34:40,097 --> 00:34:45,102 Not even jewelry, diamonds, emeralds, anything? 586 00:34:45,970 --> 00:34:48,605 You call this a reconciliation? 587 00:34:49,807 --> 00:34:52,109 But I bought you expensive chocolates. 588 00:34:52,143 --> 00:34:54,111 With a note that says, 589 00:34:54,145 --> 00:34:56,680 "To Chad, with much love. 590 00:34:56,713 --> 00:35:01,585 From Haley, your little girl in the maroon linen jumpsuit. 591 00:35:01,618 --> 00:35:03,353 XOXO." 592 00:35:04,521 --> 00:35:05,622 Did you write that? 593 00:35:07,124 --> 00:35:08,358 That's so sweet. 594 00:35:09,293 --> 00:35:11,494 I don't want your girlfriend's chocolates! 595 00:35:13,463 --> 00:35:15,066 She admires me from afar. 596 00:35:15,099 --> 00:35:16,366 How far? 597 00:35:17,434 --> 00:35:20,071 Lavanya, as you know, 598 00:35:20,104 --> 00:35:22,139 I come from a very privileged family, 599 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,777 albeit it was also strangely disadvantaged. 600 00:35:28,145 --> 00:35:29,579 I never got enough attention. 601 00:35:30,547 --> 00:35:32,149 Where are you going with this? 602 00:35:33,217 --> 00:35:34,484 I get lonely, Lavanya. 603 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:36,888 While both of us have a myriad 604 00:35:36,921 --> 00:35:38,488 of other central opportunities- 605 00:35:38,521 --> 00:35:39,422 - We do. 606 00:35:39,456 --> 00:35:43,861 We're both comparatively young 607 00:35:43,895 --> 00:35:47,932 and undeniably attractive. 608 00:35:47,965 --> 00:35:51,568 Well, not everything you say is a lie. 609 00:35:52,535 --> 00:35:53,838 Irregardless of whatever 610 00:35:54,972 --> 00:35:57,174 mistakes either one of us have made, 611 00:35:57,208 --> 00:35:59,977 I do feel it's best that we're together. 612 00:36:00,011 --> 00:36:03,680 If anything, when we have children, 613 00:36:03,713 --> 00:36:05,950 they'll be very, very good-looking. 614 00:36:07,051 --> 00:36:07,952 Huh? 615 00:36:07,985 --> 00:36:09,053 Hm? 616 00:36:09,086 --> 00:36:09,921 What? 617 00:36:11,822 --> 00:36:13,224 You want children? 618 00:36:13,257 --> 00:36:14,491 Do I? 619 00:36:15,159 --> 00:36:16,894 I just assumed you did. 620 00:36:16,928 --> 00:36:18,528 Oh, god. 621 00:36:19,263 --> 00:36:20,664 So typical. 622 00:36:30,875 --> 00:36:34,744 Manhattan is an island, just like me. 623 00:36:36,546 --> 00:36:40,450 Both of us have energy and activities swirling around us. 624 00:36:43,653 --> 00:36:45,790 Times Square is the heart of New York, 625 00:36:46,991 --> 00:36:50,227 but its heart is cold like mine. 626 00:36:52,797 --> 00:36:54,098 But how do we get it warm? 627 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:58,069 By letting someone in? 628 00:36:59,569 --> 00:37:01,738 Or by letting something out? 629 00:37:04,809 --> 00:37:06,811 This is my daughter Leandra. 630 00:37:06,844 --> 00:37:08,545 Nice to meet you. 631 00:37:11,315 --> 00:37:12,817 She's beautiful. 632 00:37:12,850 --> 00:37:14,785 I don't have any childcare today. 633 00:37:14,819 --> 00:37:17,021 My daddy's a really hot dude. 634 00:37:21,225 --> 00:37:23,127 I'm not really a dude. 635 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,097 We know. James, it's painfully obvious. 636 00:37:32,336 --> 00:37:36,573 James, I've been thinking... 637 00:37:36,606 --> 00:37:37,241 Oh. 638 00:37:37,274 --> 00:37:38,909 Why do I feel dubious? 639 00:37:40,577 --> 00:37:42,579 I've gotten used to your lack of steaming passion. 640 00:37:42,612 --> 00:37:43,414 Thank you. 641 00:37:43,447 --> 00:37:45,049 I think we should become exclusive. 642 00:37:46,817 --> 00:37:47,451 Ignore her. 643 00:37:49,086 --> 00:37:51,554 Camilla, I have to tell you, 644 00:37:52,722 --> 00:37:56,260 I think I'm still in love with my ex-wife. 645 00:37:56,293 --> 00:37:57,862 Well, that's never gonna work out. 646 00:37:57,895 --> 00:37:59,096 She's way too classy. 647 00:38:00,597 --> 00:38:01,999 You should stick with Leandra and me. 648 00:38:02,033 --> 00:38:03,733 We'll work with your shortcomings. 649 00:38:11,308 --> 00:38:13,978 Adults, right? 650 00:38:14,011 --> 00:38:14,845 They can't help it. 651 00:38:16,613 --> 00:38:19,150 They just don't know what they're doing. 652 00:38:19,183 --> 00:38:20,284 Tell me about it. 653 00:38:22,987 --> 00:38:24,587 You want to go on a date? 654 00:38:24,621 --> 00:38:26,157 There's a walking tour of Upper Manhattan 655 00:38:26,190 --> 00:38:28,125 where they study different rock formations. 656 00:38:28,159 --> 00:38:30,627 Tempting, but since our parents are dating, 657 00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:33,798 wouldn't that make things interpersonally complex? 658 00:38:40,037 --> 00:38:42,239 How long did Dad say he was gonna be gone? 659 00:38:43,174 --> 00:38:44,208 Two hours. 660 00:38:45,376 --> 00:38:47,744 Your babysitter had a love crisis. 661 00:38:48,779 --> 00:38:50,948 God, I can relate. 662 00:38:52,116 --> 00:38:54,085 You look like you've had a lot of those. 663 00:38:56,120 --> 00:39:00,357 Look, kid, this can be a pleasant experience 664 00:39:00,391 --> 00:39:02,659 or an unpleasant one. 665 00:39:02,692 --> 00:39:06,197 And remember, your father is most likely going to believe 666 00:39:06,230 --> 00:39:10,301 my version of the story, so which one's it gonna be? 667 00:39:12,735 --> 00:39:14,105 Jay and I had a bad fight. 668 00:39:17,341 --> 00:39:19,376 What if he can't accept everything that I am? 669 00:39:21,412 --> 00:39:23,214 I don't know if I can accept myself. 670 00:39:26,417 --> 00:39:27,918 Jay's a lucky guy. 671 00:39:30,687 --> 00:39:31,688 Sometimes, life sucks. 672 00:39:33,224 --> 00:39:34,058 Yeah. 673 00:39:35,459 --> 00:39:37,660 Sometimes, life sucks. 674 00:39:41,265 --> 00:39:43,234 How was your day? 675 00:39:43,267 --> 00:39:44,667 Good. 676 00:39:44,701 --> 00:39:47,404 You know, working on living in the moment. 677 00:39:47,438 --> 00:39:48,272 Wow. 678 00:39:49,406 --> 00:39:53,144 I love those yoga pants, and I love you. 679 00:39:54,311 --> 00:39:55,146 Frank. 680 00:39:56,147 --> 00:39:56,981 Seriously. 681 00:39:58,115 --> 00:39:58,949 I love you. 682 00:40:00,284 --> 00:40:01,986 And I love you. 683 00:40:02,019 --> 00:40:02,853 Wow. 684 00:40:04,188 --> 00:40:05,923 First time saying that. 685 00:40:05,956 --> 00:40:07,424 Well, it's a big step. 686 00:40:09,726 --> 00:40:11,829 Speaking of living in the moment, 687 00:40:14,398 --> 00:40:16,333 why don't we get married? 688 00:40:16,367 --> 00:40:17,201 What? 689 00:40:18,502 --> 00:40:21,272 When are we tying the knot? 690 00:40:21,305 --> 00:40:22,139 Now. 691 00:40:23,073 --> 00:40:23,974 Today? 692 00:40:26,076 --> 00:40:27,111 This weekend. 693 00:40:34,351 --> 00:40:35,286 - Frank. - Hm? 694 00:40:36,453 --> 00:40:37,720 You just proposed to me in the bathroom. 695 00:40:37,755 --> 00:40:38,756 I didn't plan on it. 696 00:40:38,789 --> 00:40:39,490 I can see that. 697 00:40:39,523 --> 00:40:40,858 Sorry. 698 00:40:46,964 --> 00:40:49,300 I heard Barbara's engaged. 699 00:40:51,502 --> 00:40:52,303 Sorry, guy. 700 00:40:53,404 --> 00:40:56,739 I thought you wanted me to be a player like you. 701 00:40:56,774 --> 00:41:01,744 Oh, it's exciting, sure, but it's a lonely game, James. 702 00:41:02,546 --> 00:41:04,481 How's your dad's love life? 703 00:41:04,515 --> 00:41:08,751 Well, he keeps claiming he wants to start dating. 704 00:41:08,786 --> 00:41:09,787 Go, Dad. 705 00:41:09,820 --> 00:41:11,989 But mostly, he watches football 706 00:41:12,022 --> 00:41:14,724 and thinks about calling Mother. 707 00:41:15,793 --> 00:41:17,361 It's harder for her. 708 00:41:18,829 --> 00:41:20,030 Woo! 709 00:41:20,064 --> 00:41:22,299 I'm loving the single life! 710 00:41:23,467 --> 00:41:24,802 She's a delicate flower. 711 00:41:25,903 --> 00:41:28,172 Well, with this separation, 712 00:41:28,205 --> 00:41:30,474 she's going to need time to heal. 713 00:41:30,507 --> 00:41:34,211 I might sell everything I own and move to Alaska. 714 00:41:35,579 --> 00:41:36,947 Yeah. 715 00:41:36,981 --> 00:41:41,385 Set up my own human genome testing service. 716 00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:43,020 How hard could it be? 717 00:41:44,388 --> 00:41:46,790 I wouldn't be surprised if she delves deeper 718 00:41:46,824 --> 00:41:48,859 into her religious faith. 719 00:41:48,892 --> 00:41:53,897 ♪ O'er the land of the free ♪ 720 00:41:55,299 --> 00:41:58,936 ♪ And the home of the brave ♪ 721 00:42:03,507 --> 00:42:04,508 Yeah. 722 00:42:21,058 --> 00:42:21,892 Mom? 723 00:42:26,530 --> 00:42:29,033 It's all gonna be okay. 724 00:42:31,935 --> 00:42:36,140 There's a letter in the top drawer of my desk. 725 00:42:36,173 --> 00:42:39,176 It tells you everything I want. 726 00:42:39,209 --> 00:42:41,578 Mom, try not to talk. 727 00:42:46,350 --> 00:42:49,186 I have just one regret in life. 728 00:42:51,422 --> 00:42:55,826 When I was young, I didn't know I was beautiful. 729 00:42:57,961 --> 00:43:01,965 Maybe if I'd known that, my life would have been different. 730 00:43:06,303 --> 00:43:08,505 Don't live the way I did, James. 731 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,842 Live with your heart open. 732 00:43:13,177 --> 00:43:14,445 I love you, Mom. 733 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,915 I love you too, son. 734 00:43:22,519 --> 00:43:25,589 The doctor says all your tests came back negative. 735 00:43:25,622 --> 00:43:26,590 You were dehydrated. 736 00:43:26,623 --> 00:43:28,025 You're going to be fine. 737 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,427 Shit. 738 00:43:31,595 --> 00:43:33,530 Why do you have to ruin everything? 739 00:43:33,564 --> 00:43:36,200 This was supposed to be my death scene. 740 00:44:14,037 --> 00:44:14,671 Hello? 741 00:44:17,241 --> 00:44:18,075 Hello? 742 00:44:51,208 --> 00:44:52,042 Okay. 743 00:44:52,777 --> 00:44:55,979 Do you want me to zip you up? 744 00:44:56,013 --> 00:44:57,648 It's okay, I got it. 745 00:45:00,017 --> 00:45:00,984 Mm. 746 00:45:01,018 --> 00:45:02,052 What? 747 00:45:02,085 --> 00:45:03,287 You don't like my dress? 748 00:45:04,221 --> 00:45:05,289 You look beautiful. 749 00:45:06,657 --> 00:45:08,225 Thanks for doing this. 750 00:45:08,258 --> 00:45:09,660 Frank hates these things. 751 00:45:09,693 --> 00:45:11,562 Plus, he had to work late on that deal 752 00:45:11,595 --> 00:45:12,663 he's putting together. 753 00:45:14,031 --> 00:45:15,165 Oh, is my hair coming down? 754 00:45:15,199 --> 00:45:16,033 No. 755 00:45:18,469 --> 00:45:20,437 I dropped Chris off at your mother's. 756 00:45:20,471 --> 00:45:23,340 And Dad's staying with Uncle Jeff in Albany. 757 00:45:23,373 --> 00:45:25,676 So we don't have to worry about how late we stay. 758 00:45:25,709 --> 00:45:28,345 All the donors are going to be pretty mature, 759 00:45:28,378 --> 00:45:31,081 but the food is gonna be great, 760 00:45:31,114 --> 00:45:33,383 and there's dancing and a band. 761 00:45:33,417 --> 00:45:35,118 Who knows, we might even have fun. 762 00:45:41,391 --> 00:45:42,794 Are you up for dancing? 763 00:45:42,827 --> 00:45:46,363 You know that was never my long suit. 764 00:45:46,396 --> 00:45:48,365 I feel like I'm in middle school. 765 00:45:48,398 --> 00:45:49,600 Oh! 766 00:45:49,633 --> 00:45:50,467 Come on, it's simple. 767 00:45:50,501 --> 00:45:51,335 Come here. 768 00:45:56,406 --> 00:45:57,541 Nice cologne. 769 00:45:57,574 --> 00:45:59,076 Thanks. 770 00:45:59,109 --> 00:46:00,677 Frank gave it to me. 771 00:46:00,711 --> 00:46:03,080 So there are many different kinds of steps. 772 00:46:03,113 --> 00:46:04,581 Mm-hm. 773 00:46:04,615 --> 00:46:05,783 But what you really have to do is just shift your weight 774 00:46:05,817 --> 00:46:07,618 back and forth from foot to foot. 775 00:46:07,651 --> 00:46:08,685 Okay. 776 00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:10,287 You can try it. 777 00:46:12,256 --> 00:46:15,325 And this is the arm that you use to sorta guide me- 778 00:46:15,359 --> 00:46:18,095 - Mm-hm. - 'Cause you're leading. 779 00:46:18,128 --> 00:46:21,198 ♪ To follow you around ♪ 780 00:46:21,231 --> 00:46:22,399 Who's that singing? 781 00:46:22,432 --> 00:46:25,102 Oh, that's the Merlot woman down the hall. 782 00:46:25,135 --> 00:46:28,739 Oh, her. 783 00:46:28,773 --> 00:46:30,274 ♪ It's all a mystery ♪ 784 00:46:30,307 --> 00:46:32,175 She's singing our song. 785 00:46:32,209 --> 00:46:33,677 Chris taught it to her. 786 00:46:36,246 --> 00:46:39,216 ♪ But I know how much I love you ♪ 787 00:46:39,249 --> 00:46:41,853 ♪ Yes, I know ♪ 788 00:46:41,886 --> 00:46:44,388 Hey, look, you're dancing. 789 00:46:45,522 --> 00:46:46,356 See? 790 00:46:47,825 --> 00:46:49,593 Nothing to it. 791 00:46:49,626 --> 00:46:50,460 Right. 792 00:46:51,595 --> 00:46:52,764 Nothing to it. 793 00:46:53,664 --> 00:46:56,333 ♪ Yes, it's you ♪ 794 00:48:38,468 --> 00:48:39,436 James. 795 00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:47,210 Chris is waiting for you to take him to school. 796 00:49:07,698 --> 00:49:09,366 That's a nice dress. 797 00:49:11,301 --> 00:49:12,636 What's Chris gonna think? 798 00:49:13,905 --> 00:49:16,440 He's gonna think his parents slept together. 799 00:49:18,675 --> 00:49:21,846 Well, did you? 800 00:49:21,879 --> 00:49:23,280 We had a lot to drink. 801 00:49:23,948 --> 00:49:24,949 I don't remember. 802 00:49:26,683 --> 00:49:29,419 In my day, you knew when you slept with a man. 803 00:49:33,124 --> 00:49:38,228 Barbara, I've always liked you, as much as I like anyone, 804 00:49:39,296 --> 00:49:42,767 but your divorce wasn't all about James. 805 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:43,734 What do you mean? 806 00:49:45,469 --> 00:49:49,306 I know James has trouble being in touch with his feelings. 807 00:49:49,339 --> 00:49:50,975 Look at his mother. 808 00:49:52,375 --> 00:49:54,912 But are you really so in touch with yours? 809 00:49:58,448 --> 00:50:01,718 What exactly do you feel this morning? 810 00:50:45,062 --> 00:50:49,033 Well, so what are you gonna do? 811 00:50:49,066 --> 00:50:50,001 I don't know. 812 00:50:50,034 --> 00:50:51,969 Do you have any suggestions? 813 00:50:59,676 --> 00:51:00,443 Sandra. 814 00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:10,922 Did you miss me? 815 00:51:14,558 --> 00:51:15,392 I'm sorry. 816 00:51:19,429 --> 00:51:20,463 I'm with Barbara now. 817 00:51:24,634 --> 00:51:25,468 Lucky woman. 818 00:51:31,075 --> 00:51:32,676 This doesn't happen to me. 819 00:51:34,011 --> 00:51:35,046 No one leaves me. 820 00:51:36,013 --> 00:51:37,447 I'm not trying to hurt you, 821 00:51:38,816 --> 00:51:40,584 and I hope we can still be friends. 822 00:51:41,718 --> 00:51:43,553 Have you forgotten how good we are? 823 00:51:43,587 --> 00:51:45,756 But I'm in love with someone else. 824 00:51:48,425 --> 00:51:49,026 Are you sure? 825 00:52:15,152 --> 00:52:16,153 Ooh. 826 00:52:16,187 --> 00:52:17,855 Everything okay? 827 00:52:17,889 --> 00:52:20,724 You two are getting married tomorrow. 828 00:52:20,758 --> 00:52:25,395 Ah, the twists and turns of fate, it's really moving. 829 00:52:27,497 --> 00:52:28,199 Hey, guys. 830 00:52:28,232 --> 00:52:29,967 Speaking of twists and turns. 831 00:52:30,935 --> 00:52:32,469 Chad. 832 00:52:32,502 --> 00:52:33,603 You've returned. 833 00:52:33,637 --> 00:52:36,173 Lavanya, love of my life. 834 00:52:38,009 --> 00:52:40,211 Kneeling with roses? 835 00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:42,179 You've done that already. 836 00:52:42,213 --> 00:52:45,216 Will you please forgive my wayward ways and take me back? 837 00:52:45,249 --> 00:52:47,785 I promise to have eyes for you and only you. 838 00:52:48,953 --> 00:52:51,055 Mm. 839 00:52:51,088 --> 00:52:52,455 What? 840 00:52:52,489 --> 00:52:54,158 I'm thinking. 841 00:53:00,765 --> 00:53:01,933 Oh, all right. 842 00:53:06,837 --> 00:53:07,637 Mm. 843 00:53:08,839 --> 00:53:09,974 - Mm. - Mm-mm-mm. 844 00:53:19,582 --> 00:53:21,518 What do you think? 845 00:53:21,551 --> 00:53:24,255 Zane is the top wedding wizard in New York. 846 00:53:24,288 --> 00:53:27,191 This dress was featured in "Vogue" last month. 847 00:53:27,224 --> 00:53:28,725 I hope that doesn't mean too many women 848 00:53:28,759 --> 00:53:29,961 will be wearing it. 849 00:53:29,994 --> 00:53:31,628 Oh, very few women have your good taste. 850 00:53:33,130 --> 00:53:34,999 Did I miss something? 851 00:53:35,032 --> 00:53:37,168 I don't remember becoming engaged. 852 00:53:37,201 --> 00:53:40,171 I remember how shy you are, and you forgot to ask, 853 00:53:40,204 --> 00:53:43,540 so I'm prompting you. 854 00:53:44,641 --> 00:53:47,644 This is one option for headgear. 855 00:53:47,677 --> 00:53:48,779 Should I be seeing this? 856 00:53:48,813 --> 00:53:50,181 Isn't that bad luck? 857 00:53:50,214 --> 00:53:51,916 Oh, that's an old wives tale, darling. 858 00:53:51,949 --> 00:53:54,885 I want you to be happy with how I look on our special day. 859 00:53:54,919 --> 00:53:58,289 And here is another choice. 860 00:53:58,322 --> 00:53:59,757 Can you see me under here? 861 00:53:59,790 --> 00:54:00,758 You look fabulous. 862 00:54:00,791 --> 00:54:02,093 You look beautiful. 863 00:54:03,294 --> 00:54:04,929 I'm so happy. 864 00:54:06,596 --> 00:54:10,567 Don't worry, I know that Chris and Leandra will get along 865 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,535 just fine as stepkids. 866 00:54:12,569 --> 00:54:15,906 We'll be one big, somehow functional family. 867 00:54:17,074 --> 00:54:19,709 I will remember this day forever. 868 00:54:19,743 --> 00:54:21,511 It's the best day of my life. 869 00:54:23,881 --> 00:54:24,782 Oh, my god. 870 00:54:25,749 --> 00:54:26,984 I'm very excited. 871 00:54:27,018 --> 00:54:29,220 Oh, god, Zane, I am so happy you're here. 872 00:54:29,253 --> 00:54:31,822 - Absolutely. - Oh, god, happy, happy! 873 00:54:36,193 --> 00:54:37,194 - Oh. - Okay. 874 00:54:39,230 --> 00:54:40,197 Mm. 875 00:54:41,065 --> 00:54:42,133 Thank you. 876 00:54:42,166 --> 00:54:43,234 I should go. 877 00:54:43,267 --> 00:54:44,168 - Okay. - All right, darling? 878 00:54:44,201 --> 00:54:45,635 All right, baby. All right. 879 00:54:45,668 --> 00:54:46,871 I'm gonna leave this with you. 880 00:54:46,904 --> 00:54:47,972 - Oh, yes, we have to choose. - All right. 881 00:54:48,005 --> 00:54:49,206 Okay. 882 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,074 All right. 883 00:55:04,321 --> 00:55:06,689 - I think we should- - Camilla. 884 00:55:06,723 --> 00:55:10,961 You are a lovely, lovely... 885 00:55:10,995 --> 00:55:15,366 I can't tell you what a lovely woman you are. 886 00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:18,735 You know, maybe this isn't a good time. 887 00:55:18,769 --> 00:55:20,271 What? 888 00:55:20,304 --> 00:55:21,638 You know, timing. 889 00:55:21,671 --> 00:55:24,175 I read somewhere timing is everything. 890 00:55:24,208 --> 00:55:27,211 We should time it, time it so it's really good. 891 00:55:28,312 --> 00:55:30,314 You might want to, you know, get out of... 892 00:55:30,347 --> 00:55:32,049 Is that returnable? 893 00:55:43,693 --> 00:55:44,528 Oh, hi. 894 00:55:44,562 --> 00:55:46,297 I saw Camilla running down the street, 895 00:55:46,330 --> 00:55:47,664 sobbing in a wedding dress. 896 00:55:47,697 --> 00:55:48,766 Yeah, we broke up. 897 00:55:48,799 --> 00:55:50,935 Yeah, I kinda figured. 898 00:55:50,968 --> 00:55:53,337 So you're on the market again. 899 00:55:53,370 --> 00:55:55,239 You're selling, I'm buying. 900 00:55:55,272 --> 00:55:58,109 Yeah, but I'm thinking of taking a break from dating, 901 00:55:58,142 --> 00:55:59,642 maybe permanently. 902 00:55:59,676 --> 00:56:00,377 Oh, what a loss. 903 00:56:00,411 --> 00:56:01,644 Yeah, I've got the guys 904 00:56:01,678 --> 00:56:02,446 - coming over. - And Barbara's getting 905 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,081 - married tomorrow. - Yeah, yeah. 906 00:56:04,115 --> 00:56:05,682 - We're having a party. - I mean, like, in 12 hours. 907 00:56:05,715 --> 00:56:07,384 She asked me to invite you to the wedding. 908 00:56:07,418 --> 00:56:09,053 - Really? - Yeah. 909 00:56:09,086 --> 00:56:10,988 Oh, I should say I'm busy, but I'd love to go. 910 00:56:11,021 --> 00:56:12,089 Where's she getting married? 911 00:56:12,123 --> 00:56:13,190 The Colonial Dames. 912 00:56:13,224 --> 00:56:14,358 - Ooh, fancy. - Yeah. 913 00:56:14,391 --> 00:56:15,860 - Fancy. - That historic organization, 914 00:56:15,893 --> 00:56:17,027 they rent their clubhouse. 915 00:56:17,061 --> 00:56:18,162 Yeah, I've heard them. 916 00:56:18,195 --> 00:56:19,330 Very cool. 917 00:56:19,363 --> 00:56:21,165 It's tomorrow? 918 00:56:21,198 --> 00:56:22,299 OMG. 919 00:56:22,333 --> 00:56:23,234 - Yes. - What to wear, what to wear? 920 00:56:23,267 --> 00:56:25,002 Barbara does not waste time. 921 00:56:25,035 --> 00:56:26,003 I respect that. 922 00:56:26,937 --> 00:56:31,041 Still, this must be really not easy for you. 923 00:56:31,075 --> 00:56:32,109 Mm. 924 00:56:32,143 --> 00:56:33,344 Jenny. 925 00:56:33,377 --> 00:56:35,846 Jenny, I've got the guys coming over. 926 00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,448 They're coming over for a party. 927 00:56:37,481 --> 00:56:38,315 Jenny? 928 00:56:39,483 --> 00:56:41,352 This is gonna be the most epic party ever. 929 00:56:41,385 --> 00:56:42,987 - Thank you. - All right, gentlemen, 930 00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:45,422 keep it down, keep it down, keep it down. 931 00:56:45,456 --> 00:56:47,791 Frank is having his bachelor party, 932 00:56:47,825 --> 00:56:50,161 so I thought we should have our own party. 933 00:56:51,028 --> 00:56:52,363 Gentlemen, a toast. 934 00:56:52,396 --> 00:56:53,397 Uh-huh. 935 00:56:54,965 --> 00:56:59,702 To my best friend James, the ultimate good loser. 936 00:56:59,736 --> 00:57:00,604 Hear, hear! 937 00:57:00,638 --> 00:57:01,839 To the good loser! 938 00:57:01,872 --> 00:57:03,073 There you go, James! 939 00:57:03,107 --> 00:57:04,875 You've got to break out tonight, kid. 940 00:57:04,909 --> 00:57:06,343 You're gonna get a chance. 941 00:57:06,377 --> 00:57:07,178 You're gonna get... 942 00:57:07,211 --> 00:57:08,946 Oh, you're gonna get a chance too. 943 00:57:08,979 --> 00:57:09,780 Music! 944 00:57:09,813 --> 00:57:11,048 "YMCA" or "Macarena"? 945 00:57:11,081 --> 00:57:12,883 Neither, my friend. 946 00:57:12,917 --> 00:57:15,953 We are gonna bust out our best hip hop. 947 00:57:15,986 --> 00:57:17,388 All right, all right, all- 948 00:57:17,421 --> 00:57:18,489 Wow! 949 00:57:18,522 --> 00:57:21,724 - Good going, Chris! - All right, guys. 950 00:57:24,028 --> 00:57:24,995 And two. 951 00:57:25,029 --> 00:57:25,930 And three. 952 00:57:25,963 --> 00:57:27,898 And four. And then hips. 953 00:57:27,932 --> 00:57:28,966 Yes, James. 954 00:57:28,999 --> 00:57:29,900 Come on. 955 00:57:29,934 --> 00:57:30,968 Do your hips move at all, James? 956 00:57:31,001 --> 00:57:31,969 I don't know. 957 00:57:32,002 --> 00:57:33,204 Can you feel it? 958 00:57:33,237 --> 00:57:34,438 - Feel it with me. - Feel it, James. 959 00:57:34,471 --> 00:57:35,506 - Feel it, James. - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 960 00:57:35,539 --> 00:57:37,775 It's a coming out party. 961 00:57:37,808 --> 00:57:39,877 Show that music, that excitement. 962 00:57:39,910 --> 00:57:41,512 - Move it, man. - You got it, Dad. 963 00:57:41,545 --> 00:57:42,446 Oh, good going, James. 964 00:57:42,479 --> 00:57:44,114 Get that jacket off. 965 00:58:11,575 --> 00:58:13,777 Ah, got it! 966 00:58:13,811 --> 00:58:15,846 You got it! Oh, yeah! 967 00:58:15,879 --> 00:58:17,781 - Yeah. - James, let's show it. 968 00:58:17,815 --> 00:58:18,782 Let's show it. 969 00:58:19,550 --> 00:58:21,885 All right, James, you're up. 970 00:58:21,919 --> 00:58:22,987 Move it on up. 971 00:58:23,020 --> 00:58:24,221 - Oh, yes! - Oh! 972 00:58:24,255 --> 00:58:26,857 Oh, your dancing looks great! 973 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,128 Oh! 974 00:58:31,161 --> 00:58:34,531 The topper, the topper, the topper! 975 00:58:34,565 --> 00:58:36,267 Chad, oh, wow! Oh! 976 00:58:37,268 --> 00:58:38,102 Oh, geez. 977 00:58:40,271 --> 00:58:41,071 All right. 978 00:59:10,634 --> 00:59:14,038 Tonight was one of the trials on your hero's journey. 979 00:59:14,071 --> 00:59:15,939 You've come through the fire 980 00:59:15,973 --> 00:59:18,008 and now you're one step closer to the goal 981 00:59:18,042 --> 00:59:21,145 of achieving raised consciousness and your full manhood. 982 00:59:22,413 --> 00:59:24,048 You're almost there. 983 00:59:24,081 --> 00:59:26,984 Then, you can attain life's highest purpose. 984 00:59:29,286 --> 00:59:31,221 What's that? 985 00:59:34,425 --> 00:59:35,826 The heck if I know. 986 00:59:40,364 --> 00:59:43,867 My mother taught me 987 00:59:43,901 --> 00:59:47,271 that I have to live with my heart open. 988 00:59:49,006 --> 00:59:50,874 And your mother said to me 989 00:59:52,443 --> 00:59:56,980 that to love someone is to know them. 990 00:59:59,016 --> 01:00:01,885 You got to call your mother on the phone 991 01:00:01,919 --> 01:00:04,655 and tell her to meet me on the roof. 992 01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:07,591 Dad, what are you talking about? 993 01:00:07,624 --> 01:00:09,960 I think you've had a little bit too much to drink. 994 01:00:09,993 --> 01:00:11,595 I'm going. 995 01:00:11,628 --> 01:00:13,097 Oh, god. 996 01:00:39,323 --> 01:00:40,591 Hello? 997 01:00:40,624 --> 01:00:42,960 Mom, come quickly. 998 01:00:42,993 --> 01:00:44,194 Dad's going to the roof. 999 01:00:52,169 --> 01:00:56,707 ♪ I love the way the winter finds a way ♪ 1000 01:00:56,740 --> 01:01:00,677 ♪ To follow you around ♪ 1001 01:01:00,711 --> 01:01:05,682 ♪ You're the shades of gray in night and day ♪ 1002 01:01:07,084 --> 01:01:11,121 ♪ You're the silence in the sound ♪ 1003 01:01:11,155 --> 01:01:16,059 ♪ It's all a mystery, the wait and see ♪ 1004 01:01:17,628 --> 01:01:21,565 ♪ Which way the wind will blow ♪ 1005 01:01:24,134 --> 01:01:26,603 - ♪ But I know how much ♪ - James. 1006 01:01:26,637 --> 01:01:27,471 James. 1007 01:01:29,072 --> 01:01:31,074 What are you doing? 1008 01:01:31,108 --> 01:01:32,009 Chris called. 1009 01:01:32,042 --> 01:01:33,377 I didn't know what to think. 1010 01:01:33,410 --> 01:01:34,478 Barbara. 1011 01:01:34,511 --> 01:01:36,146 You came. 1012 01:01:36,180 --> 01:01:37,714 You came. This is for you. 1013 01:01:37,748 --> 01:01:39,383 - Why'd you do all this? - It's lights. 1014 01:01:39,416 --> 01:01:42,319 - Why? - Lights like a wedding cake 1015 01:01:42,352 --> 01:01:44,988 because we came up here so many times, 1016 01:01:45,022 --> 01:01:48,659 and I wanted you to have this beautiful night one more time 1017 01:01:48,692 --> 01:01:50,627 before you get married tomorrow. 1018 01:01:50,661 --> 01:01:51,562 Yes, tomorrow. 1019 01:01:51,595 --> 01:01:55,399 And I see, I see, 1020 01:01:55,432 --> 01:01:58,735 - and I know you see and know- - James, this is crazy! 1021 01:01:58,770 --> 01:02:00,704 And I see and I know, and see all 1022 01:02:00,737 --> 01:02:03,607 - those lights in the sky. - It's too late! 1023 01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:04,741 - They know- - It's too late. 1024 01:02:04,776 --> 01:02:06,610 James, listen. 1025 01:02:06,643 --> 01:02:07,578 Listen. 1026 01:02:07,611 --> 01:02:09,012 Hm? 1027 01:02:09,046 --> 01:02:11,748 I am so glad that we were married for a time, 1028 01:02:14,051 --> 01:02:15,519 but I'm marrying Frank tomorrow, 1029 01:02:15,552 --> 01:02:17,387 and you have to let me go. 1030 01:02:20,524 --> 01:02:22,693 No. 1031 01:02:22,726 --> 01:02:23,560 No. 1032 01:02:35,072 --> 01:02:36,507 Yes, I knew it. 1033 01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:39,343 I knew you two were going to get back together. 1034 01:02:39,376 --> 01:02:40,677 I'm sorry, Chris, 1035 01:02:41,846 --> 01:02:45,449 your mother and I are never gonna be together. 1036 01:02:45,482 --> 01:02:47,184 But you and Mom just kissed. 1037 01:02:47,217 --> 01:02:48,820 That was a kiss goodbye. 1038 01:02:48,853 --> 01:02:50,654 - This is your fault, Dad! - Chris, stop it. 1039 01:02:50,687 --> 01:02:51,722 How come I'm more 1040 01:02:51,756 --> 01:02:52,556 - mature than you are?! - Stop it. 1041 01:02:53,825 --> 01:02:55,592 It's time you grew up 1042 01:02:55,626 --> 01:02:57,628 so you have time to live before you die. 1043 01:06:59,736 --> 01:07:02,907 New York has a special kind of winter. 1044 01:07:02,940 --> 01:07:07,779 It snows, then melts, then snows again, 1045 01:07:07,812 --> 01:07:09,279 all in the same day. 1046 01:07:10,413 --> 01:07:13,416 After last night, I melted. 1047 01:07:14,651 --> 01:07:15,853 I'm finally open. 1048 01:07:17,021 --> 01:07:21,759 And the irony is Barbara's about to marry someone else. 1049 01:07:27,765 --> 01:07:28,866 Hello, Zane. 1050 01:07:28,900 --> 01:07:30,101 What are you doing here? 1051 01:07:30,134 --> 01:07:32,036 Studying how not to do a wedding. 1052 01:07:32,069 --> 01:07:34,337 Apparently, a wedding means 1053 01:07:34,371 --> 01:07:35,739 dueling wedding planners. 1054 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,543 Philip and I are back together. 1055 01:07:39,576 --> 01:07:41,779 He lost his mind all over again. 1056 01:07:43,014 --> 01:07:46,516 Mrs. Anderson, what a beautiful space. 1057 01:07:46,550 --> 01:07:48,351 What a beautiful day. 1058 01:07:49,153 --> 01:07:51,421 Weddings always make me cry. 1059 01:07:51,454 --> 01:07:53,390 Thank goodness Lavanya's forgiven me. 1060 01:07:54,091 --> 01:07:55,725 Now, all we have to do 1061 01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:59,329 is survive the rest of our lives together. 1062 01:08:00,497 --> 01:08:03,000 I'm glad you could make it as my date. 1063 01:08:03,034 --> 01:08:03,968 How's your mom? 1064 01:08:04,001 --> 01:08:07,071 She's already picked out her next husband. 1065 01:08:07,104 --> 01:08:09,472 The most important thing is to be with the person 1066 01:08:09,506 --> 01:08:10,875 who makes your heart sing. 1067 01:08:12,109 --> 01:08:13,677 Amanda's my gal. 1068 01:08:15,179 --> 01:08:18,582 Is this wedding giving you any ideas? 1069 01:08:21,018 --> 01:08:21,853 I do. 1070 01:08:53,550 --> 01:08:55,152 What are you feeling, Barbara? 1071 01:08:55,186 --> 01:08:57,121 I'm really not sure. 1072 01:08:57,154 --> 01:09:00,091 I'm sure you heard about my deathbed speech. 1073 01:09:00,124 --> 01:09:03,194 I'd take my advice if I were you. 1074 01:09:03,227 --> 01:09:05,729 Mom, I wanted to tell you I won't hate you 1075 01:09:05,763 --> 01:09:08,165 for the rest of your life from marrying Frank. 1076 01:09:08,199 --> 01:09:10,167 I see he's actually an okay guy. 1077 01:09:10,201 --> 01:09:12,136 That's very nice of you, Chris. 1078 01:09:12,169 --> 01:09:14,471 I'm remarkably mature for my age. 1079 01:09:15,973 --> 01:09:17,909 Everyone, come into the dining room! 1080 01:09:18,776 --> 01:09:20,011 Oh. Candice! 1081 01:09:20,044 --> 01:09:21,045 - I just- - We're starting 1082 01:09:21,078 --> 01:09:22,146 to get smitten! 1083 01:09:22,179 --> 01:09:23,014 But... 1084 01:09:24,782 --> 01:09:25,615 Candice? 1085 01:09:41,531 --> 01:09:42,166 Oh. 1086 01:09:54,946 --> 01:09:55,813 Is that Sandra? 1087 01:09:59,884 --> 01:10:00,851 She's very pretty. 1088 01:10:04,155 --> 01:10:08,525 And even more importantly, I realize she's my best friend, 1089 01:10:09,794 --> 01:10:11,195 like you and James. 1090 01:10:17,868 --> 01:10:19,103 What are we gonna say, 1091 01:10:20,204 --> 01:10:21,806 about not going through with it? 1092 01:10:26,110 --> 01:10:27,111 The truth. 1093 01:10:31,548 --> 01:10:32,783 Lady has class. 1094 01:10:53,804 --> 01:10:54,738 Something wrong? 1095 01:10:54,772 --> 01:10:56,240 I seem to have lost the groom. 1096 01:11:01,278 --> 01:11:03,247 Let's find somewhere quiet. 1097 01:12:05,142 --> 01:12:07,812 I'm a little overdressed if I'm not getting married. 1098 01:12:09,679 --> 01:12:10,680 You look beautiful. 1099 01:12:12,416 --> 01:12:13,150 Thank you. 1100 01:12:15,319 --> 01:12:16,287 I'm grateful. 1101 01:12:17,354 --> 01:12:18,655 For what? 1102 01:12:19,390 --> 01:12:24,661 For our sassy son and our quirky families. 1103 01:12:25,329 --> 01:12:26,163 And our unique friends. 1104 01:12:26,197 --> 01:12:30,000 And for being best friends for life. 1105 01:12:35,705 --> 01:12:38,741 You said that we could start again 1106 01:12:40,778 --> 01:12:45,783 when I understood that to love you is to know you. 1107 01:12:52,823 --> 01:12:53,723 James, have you been carrying this 1108 01:12:53,757 --> 01:12:55,860 with you this whole time? 1109 01:12:55,893 --> 01:12:56,894 Yes. 1110 01:12:56,927 --> 01:12:59,096 I carry your heart. 1111 01:12:59,130 --> 01:13:00,397 And I'll carry yours. 1112 01:13:16,380 --> 01:13:18,715 I'm confused. 1113 01:13:18,748 --> 01:13:20,451 What happened to the hedge fund guy? 1114 01:13:20,484 --> 01:13:23,720 Are Barbara and James really getting married again? 1115 01:13:23,753 --> 01:13:26,991 I think they were always married. 1116 01:13:27,024 --> 01:13:28,159 Ah. 1117 01:13:31,762 --> 01:13:32,429 Look at all of you guys. 1118 01:13:32,463 --> 01:13:34,465 Well, there may be 1119 01:13:34,498 --> 01:13:37,168 happily ever after after all. 1120 01:13:40,237 --> 01:13:42,873 You can find happiness the second time around, 1121 01:13:43,774 --> 01:13:45,209 and with the same person. 1122 01:13:47,011 --> 01:13:50,414 The world is often a crazy place. 1123 01:13:50,447 --> 01:13:53,683 Love is the one thing that makes sense, 1124 01:13:54,885 --> 01:13:58,222 especially if you love and love again. 1125 01:14:00,457 --> 01:14:02,793 Love, repeat. 1126 01:16:40,699 --> 01:16:45,699 Subtitles by explosiveskull