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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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BLUEY: Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh!

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Give it back!

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Ooh-ooh!

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Bluey, that's my toothbrush.

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Ooh-ooh!

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This episode of Bluey
is called Teasing.

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Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh!
Give it back.

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DAD:
Bluey, stop teasing your sister.

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But she was teasing me first.

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You were teasing me second.

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I don't want ANY teasing,
first or second.

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But Dad always teases us.

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What? Me? When?

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Like...password.

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Password.
Let me through!

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Grr!
Sorry.

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There's highly sensitive information
back here.

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No-one gets through
without the password.

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Uh...coconut?

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(MIMICS BUZZER) Ehh!

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Fish fingers?

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Ehh-uh!

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Dad!

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(CHUCKLES)

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Password's not teasing.

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Password IS teasing.

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Well, what about name change?

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Well, what's wrong with name change?

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I'm getting a bit sick
of your names, kids.

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I think I'm gonna change 'em.

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What?

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From now on,
your name is...Sharrilanda.

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Sharrilanda?

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And you're called Dennis.

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Dennis?

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Dad!

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Yes, Sharrilanda?

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My name's not Sharrilanda!

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Yes, it is, Sharrilanda.

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I don't wanna be called Dennis.

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Yes, you do, Dennis.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(SIGHS) Sharrilanda.

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Name change is not teasing.

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Is it?
It is.

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Well, what about
when you pretend to be me?

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What? I don't pretend to be you.

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BOTH: Yes, you do!

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All the time.

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Mum! Mum!

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What is it, Bingo?

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I didn't say Dad. I said Mum!

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Oh, OK. I'll go get her.

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(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
What is it, sweetheart?

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What is it, my little boo-bear?

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I SAID I want Mum!

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This IS Mum!

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Can't you tell by my lovely voice?

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Dad!

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Dad's not here, which is a shame,
'cause he's such a handsome fellow,

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with big strong muscles!

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That WAS Mum.

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No, it wasn't.

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That's not teasing.

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Yes, it is.

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And what about when you say you're
gonna sell us to the monkey house?

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I've never said that.

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Dad, where are we going?
To the zoo.

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I'm gonna sell you
to the monkey house.

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What? You're kidding.

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Probably get about...five bucks
for the pair of you.

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Dad!

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You'll have to get used to
eating bananas all the time.

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(LAUGHS)

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I'd forgotten that.

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See? Teasing!

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But you kids love bananas!

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And what about volume knob?

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Volume knob isn't teasing!

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Is it?

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Uh...Dad?

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Yeah, mate?

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I need you to wipe my bottom.

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Oh, well, I definitely would like
to help you wipe your...

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(SILENCE)

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Dad!

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Turn your volume up!

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I had a faulty volume knob.

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Tch!

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Well, I know one thing
that is DEFINITELY teasing.

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(SIGHS) Oh, and what is that?

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(FARTS)

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Oh, Bluey!

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How could you?

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Wasn't me!

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It was YOU!

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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I maintain my innocence.

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But what about when I ask you
to open my ice block?

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Well, I'm sure
I'd just open your ice block

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and give it straight to you...?

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Dad, can you open this?

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Yep.

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(GASPS)
Thanks, Bingo.

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(GASPS)

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Where's yours?

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(GASPS) Daddy!

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(CHUCKLES)
OK. That one probably was teasing.

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Sorry, Bingo.

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See?

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I think you're right, kids.

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Dad is a big teaser.

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BOTH: Yeah!

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Hang on, hang on!

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As usual, you mob
are only telling half the story.

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Diplodocus?
Ehh-uh!

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(SIGHS FRUSTRATEDLY) That's it!

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Ah!
Hey!

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You can't get through here
without a password!

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(LAUGHS)
(GROANS) Intruder!

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Intruder!
(SQUEALS)

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Wait! Ooh! This isn't fair!

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(BLOWS RASPBERRY) Ha-ha!

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(GIGGLES)
(LAUGHS)

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Do you want jam or peanut butter,
Sharrilanda?

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I'd like honey, please...
Shooby Doowha.

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(GIGGLES)
Shooby Doowha? Who's Shooby Doowha?

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(GIGGLES)
(LAUGHS) You are!

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(GIGGLES)
What?! Since when?

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We changed your name.

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You can't change my name!

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Yes, we can, Shooby Doowha.

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Hey!
(GIGGLES)

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More honey, please, Shooby Doowha.

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My name's not Shooby Doowha!

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Grr!
(BOTH SCREAM)

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(BOTH GIGGLE)

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(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) But
my favourite thing about your father

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would be
those rippling calf muscles he has.

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Ah!
Hi, Mum.

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(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE CONTINUES)
Oh, hello, Bingo.

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Come with us, MUM.

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We just need to do some things.

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Oh, um, well,
I do need to get to work.

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(GIGGLES)
More lipstick, I think, Mum.

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Oh, this handbag
really suits you, Mum.

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Oh, um...I guess it does
set off my eyes.

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(LAUGHS)

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Oh, look. It's another Mum.

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(GIGGLES)
Oh, dear.

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(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE CONTINUES)
How do you remove make-up?

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(GIGGLES)

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(BOTH CHITTER AND HOLLER
LIKE MONKEYS)

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Well, this got out of hand.

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(CHITTERING, HOLLERING CONTINUES)
Alright, you kids!

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Settle down!
No! We're not kids.

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We're monkeys!

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You said so!

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(BOTH CONTINUE CHITTERING
AND HOLLERING)

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Dad!

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(GIGGLES)

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Got the volume knob!

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(LOUDLY) Volume turning up!

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Oh, you...!
THIS IS ME WITH MY VOLUME UP!

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Ah! Not so loud!

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I NEED YOU TO WIPE MY BOTTOM!

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(ALL LAUGH)

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We always beat you.

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Yeah,
you kids are way too clever for me.

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Clearly from my side of the family.

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You know what I've learned?

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What?

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The difference between
playing and teasing is...

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(SILENCE)
(BOTH LAUGH)

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(LAUGHS)
(BLUEY AND BINGO CONTINUE LAUGHING)

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Sorry, kiddo.

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That WAS a bit mean.

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That's OK...

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..Shooby Doowha.

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Hey!

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(GIGGLES)

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