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媽媽

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爸爸

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賓果

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布魯伊

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好,她睡著了

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你今晚想看什麼,寶貝?

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我們睡覺後你們要看電視嗎?

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布魯伊,別再來了

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快回床上去,好嗎?

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我不想上床睡覺

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不行,小朋友

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不過我們為什麼要睡覺呢?

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為什麼我們不能整晚不睡?

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因為世界就是這樣

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好吧,我要整晚不睡
證明世界不是這樣的

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那可能很難,大家都鍾意睡覺

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好吧,我會將每個人的床
都搬去堆填區

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呃,那他們可能會睡在梳化上

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好吧,我要將梳化也搬去堆填區

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聽起來很大工程

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你要花一整晚的睡眠時間

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是的,我會的,晚安

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嘿,等等,不

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來吧,我給你讀個故事

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你知道她會忍不住的

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我知道,你能幫我嗎?

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哦,對了,我有個主意

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等等,是個壞主意嗎?

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媽咪,你生我的氣嗎?

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不,親愛的,我沒事,來吧

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“從前,有一個村莊〟

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你確定你不生氣嗎?

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不生氣,我只是希望你去睡覺

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“在村莊裏...〟

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- 嘿
- 獨角獸

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不,不是獨角獸

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很不幸,本集《布魯伊》的主題

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為《獨角獸》

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借過,小心我的角

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- 我們在讀什麼?
- 嗯,一個故事...

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好悶,這個,讀這個

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裏面有隻獨角獸

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- 我不會讀的
- 好吧,我會讀的

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“很久以前〟

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啊,如果我會讀就好了

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獨角獸?

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布魯伊有點睡不著

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所以其實我們在嘗試平靜下來

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好吧,我在旁邊會很難的,耶

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- 賓果已經睡著了
- 我不管

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我管,不如你和你的好朋友
慢跑一下怎麼樣?

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我哪裏都不去,傻仔

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- 我的名字叫查麗
- 啊,抱歉,斯利

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- 查麗
- 比利

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對,我就是這樣說的

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- 出去
- 哦,媽媽,求你

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獨角獸可以留下來嗎?

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布魯伊,他是世上最乞人憎的獨角獸

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真慚愧但我可以將他變成

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一隻漂亮的獨角獸,我保證可以

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- 對吧,獨角獸?
- 不

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別聽他的,求你,他可以留下來嗎?

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好吧
但我們讀的是這本書,不是你的

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你會後悔的

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“從前有一個小村莊

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在這個村莊裏
每個人都赤腳走來走去“

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- 耶
- 獨角獸

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- 你遮住書了
- 關我什麼事?

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我忘記剛才那句台詞了

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如果你將這個詞擋住
媽媽就讀不了這個故事了

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關我什麼事?

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因為故事很好看

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我的故事也很好,裏面有只獨角獸

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這個沒有獨角獸

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而且結局很無聊

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她只是想讓你...

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- 不要劇透
- 為什麼不行?

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因為布魯伊未聽過

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關我什麼事?

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獨角獸,我想將你
變成一隻漂亮的獨角獸

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好吧

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請繼續,米利

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我不會劇透的...

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- 一個...
- 她做鞋子的地方

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- 獨角獸
- 獨角獸

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{\an8}“有一日
女王決定離開她的小村莊

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{\an8}周圍走走“

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{\an8}“我改變主意了,等等
我又改變主意了

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{\an8}其實,我會的不,不是今日“

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上,下...

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獨角獸,這是不乖的行為

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這個也是

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- 我們要繼續嗎?
- 好

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{\an8}“於是皇后走了幾步

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{\an8}踩中了一條刺“

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{\an8}“唉呀〟

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獨角獸,你好衰

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如果你踩在一條刺上
你會有什麼感覺?

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我會感覺很好,手舞足蹈

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你不會,你會似女王一樣哭

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也許她應該穿鞋

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獨角獸

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無論如何,“皇后發現

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她的整個王國都長滿了刺

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她該怎麼辦?“

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做鞋

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布魯伊

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我了解你,獨角獸?

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你最鍾意的食物是什麼?

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小朋友

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講笑

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我鍾意雞肉桶

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太好啦,看,這裏有個雞肉桶

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多謝你,你太好啦

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好,我們可以繼續了

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“於是皇后有了一個主意

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{\an8}她用皮革覆蓋整個王國

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{\an8}這樣,就沒有人...“

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{\an8}“再踩到刺了

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於是她開始工作...“

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“日日夜夜工作...

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用皮革

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覆蓋住整個王國“你可不可以

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- 閉上嘴咀嚼?
- 我可以閉上嘴咀嚼

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- 當然可以
- 唔該

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-“女王只是...〟
- 但我是不會閉上嘴的

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到此為止,我要走了

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從背後捉住你,威利

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等等,不

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- 我受夠了,布魯伊
- 我能處理好,媽媽

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- 獨角獸
- 我的背

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我的頸,我的背和頸

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我只是拍了一下你的膊頭

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我受傷了,快打電話給我的律師

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聽住,布魯伊,很高興你嘗試過

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但你不能改變獨角獸

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我想你是對的

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你並不能改變任何人

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好吧,那我們能改變什麼?

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嗯,我們可以阻止獨角獸來煩我們

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- 真的嗎?怎麼做?
- 或者我們可以無視他?

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他很難被無視

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我們試一試吧

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“女王再也做不了了

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她太累了“

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哦,他來了,還記得嗎?

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無視他就可以

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你是威利希勒嗎?

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- 我是查麗希勒
- 媽媽

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哦,對不起“但是小丑〟

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“對皇后說‘陛下

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與其用皮革蓋住整個王國

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我們為什麼不直接蓋住腳呢?’“

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別讀了這是一件很嚴重的事情

155
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你們其中一位用空手道
砍了我的當事人

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- 空手道?
- 布魯伊

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是啊,對不起

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“於是皇后剪了兩塊小皮革

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{\an8}將它們做成了鞋子“

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嘿,我在跟你說話

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對,聽他說

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“這樣人們就可以走到
他們想去的任何地方

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刺傷害不了他們“

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- 別讀了
- 獨角獸,讓我來處理

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好,小心點,朋友
否則我就要戳你一下

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- 好吧,作為你的律師,我...
- 我來了

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{\an8}“從此以後
他們都過著幸福的生活〟

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就先這樣好嗎?

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好啊,我累了

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我要戳爆你,朋友

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