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媽

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爸

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賓果

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藍藍

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好,她睡著了

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妳今晚想看什麼,寶貝?

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妳們要在我們睡著後看電視嗎?

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藍藍別再來了

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拜託,回床上去好嗎?

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但我不想睡覺

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真是太糟了

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但我們為何要睡覺呢?

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我們為何不能整晚不睡呢?

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因為事情就是這樣

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這樣吧,我要做到
好證明事情不是這樣的

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那可能很不簡單,人們都喜歡睡覺

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那我就把每個人的床都扔掉

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呃,那他們或許會睡在沙發上

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那我就把沙發也扔掉

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聽起來會很忙

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妳得睡飽了才有力氣

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對,我會的晚安

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嘿,等一下,不是

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來吧,我唸故事給妳聽

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妳知道她會撐不住的

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我知道,你能幫我嗎?

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哦,好,我有個主意

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等一下,是個壞主意嗎?

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媽,妳在氣我嗎?

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沒有,親愛的,我沒事,過來吧

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「很久以前,有一個小村莊」

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妳確定妳沒在生氣嗎?

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沒有,我只是想讓妳睡著

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「在村莊裡...」

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- 嘿嘿
- 獨角獸

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不...不要獨角獸

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不幸的是,本集《藍藍》的主題

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為《獨角獸》

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讓讓...小心我的角

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- 妳們在讀什麼?
- 這個嘛,是一個故事...

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無聊給妳,讀這個

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裡面有一隻獨角獸

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- 我是不會讀的
- 好吧,我來讀

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「很久以前」

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啊,真希望我會讀

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獨角獸?

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藍藍有點睡不著

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所以我們其實要試著平靜下來

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這樣啊,有我在會很困難的,耶

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- 賓果睡著了
- 我才不在乎

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我在乎啊你和你那小夥伴
去跑跑怎麼樣?

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我哪都不去,寶貝

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- 我的名字叫辣辣
- 啊,我很抱歉,笨笨

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- 是辣辣
- 比莉

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對,我就是這樣說的

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- 出去
- 哦,媽,拜託

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獨角獸能留下來嗎?

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藍藍,他是全世界最討人厭的獨角獸

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真是慚愧但我可以讓他成為

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一隻很棒的獨角獸,我保證

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- 是吧,獨角獸?
- 不是

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別聽他的,拜託,他能留下來嗎?

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好吧,但我們要讀這本書
才不讀你的

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妳會因此後悔的

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「很久之前有一個小村莊

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在這個村莊裡
大家都光著腳走路」

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- 耶
- 獨角獸

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- 我都看不到了
- 啊哈,干我什麼事?

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我忘記剛剛讀到哪了

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若你把字擋住了,媽就不能讀故事了

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啊哈,干我什麼事?

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因為這故事很棒

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我的故事也很棒,裡面有一隻獨角獸

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這個故事裡沒有獨角獸

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結局還很無聊

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她只是想讓...

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- 不要劇透結局
- 為何不要?

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因為藍藍還不知道

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啊哈,干我什麼事?

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獨角獸,我想讓你
變成一隻很棒的獨角獸

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好喔...

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繼續吧,米莉

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我是不會劇透...

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- 一個...
- 她做了鞋子

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- 獨角獸
- 獨角獸

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{\an8}「某天,女王決定離開她的小村莊

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{\an8}四處去逛逛」

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{\an8}「我改變主意了...哦,等一下
我又改變主意了

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{\an8}其實,我會的,不,不是今天」

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上下,上下...

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獨角獸,這樣很不好

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這樣也是

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- 我們可以繼續嗎?
- 好

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{\an8}「於是女王走了幾步

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{\an8}卻踩到了蒺藜草」

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{\an8}「哎喲」

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獨角獸,你真壞

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若你踩到蒺藜草,你會有什麼感覺?

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我會感覺很舒服,舒服到想跳舞

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你才不會跳舞
你會像女王一樣哭出來

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那麼,或許她應該要穿鞋

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獨角獸

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總之,「女王發現

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她的整個王國都長滿了蒺藜草

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她該怎麼辦才好?」

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做鞋子

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藍藍

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我懂你獨角獸?

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你最愛吃什麼?

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孩子

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開玩笑的

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我喜歡炸雞桶

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哦,很好...看,這裡有個炸雞桶

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謝謝妳,人真好

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好,我們可以繼續了

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「於是女王想到了個主意

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{\an8}她用皮革蓋住了整個王國

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{\an8}這樣的話,就沒有人會再踩到...」

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{\an8}「蒺藜草了

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於是她著手進行...」

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「日夜不懈地工作...」

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「要用皮革覆蓋住

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整個王國」,能請你閉上嘴

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- 再嚼嗎?
- 我可以閉上嘴再嚼

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- 當然可以
- 謝謝你

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-「女王只是...」
- 但我不會那樣做的

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夠了我要走了

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從背後抓住妳,威莉

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等一下,不

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- 我受夠了,藍藍
- 我可以處理的,媽

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- 獨角獸
- 我的背

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我的脖子,我的背和脖子

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我只拍了你的肩膀

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頸部扭傷了...打給我的律師

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聽著,藍藍,妳試過了,很好

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但妳改變不了獨角獸

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我認為妳是對的

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我不確定妳能改變任何人

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那麼,我們能改變什麼呢?

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這樣啊,我們能阻止獨角獸來煩我們

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- 真的?該怎麼做?
- 我們或許可以忽略他?

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他很難被忽略

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我們就試一試吧

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「女王再也做不下去了

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她太累了」

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哦,他來了,記得嗎?

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忽略他就好

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你是威莉希勒嗎?

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- 我是奇麗希勒
- 媽

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哦對了,抱歉,「但是小丑

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對女王說:“陛下

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我們其實不需要
用皮革蓋住整個王國

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蓋住腳不就行了?“」

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別讀了這是一件很嚴重的事

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妳們有人用空手道砍了我的當事人

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- 用空手道?
- 藍藍

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對,抱歉

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「於是女王剪了兩塊小皮革

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{\an8}用來做成了鞋子」

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嘿,我在跟妳們說話呢

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對聽他說

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「這樣人們就可以去
他們想去的任何地方

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而不會被蒺藜草弄傷了」

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- 別讀了
- 獨角獸,讓我來處理

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好,注意點,老兄
不然我就戳你一下

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- 好,作為你的律師,我...
- 來吧

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{\an8}「從此以後
他們都過上幸福快樂的日子」

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就別理他們了,好嗎?

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好,我累了

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你是咎由自取,兄弟

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