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妈咪

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爸比

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宾果

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布鲁伊

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好了 布鲁伊

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我要教你下棋

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什么是“下气〟?

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- 不是“下气〟 是下棋
-“下气〟

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行吧 我来教你下气

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就像跳棋一样

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但比跳棋要难很多

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而且布鲁伊可能
还不到玩这个的年纪?

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你几岁了?

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你不知道自己孩子几岁了吗?

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我知道 但你告诉我嘛

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- 我六岁了
- 你才六岁?

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我快要七岁了

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我想你是时候玩这个了

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能告诉我为什么
你想教布鲁伊下棋吗?

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因为聪明人都下棋

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- 我能玩吗?
- 她才五岁

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宾果 你可能
还没到下国际象棋的年纪

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但你可以观战

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没事的 宾果

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- 你可以帮我
- 布鲁伊真棒

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谢谢你 布鲁伊

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骰子在哪里?

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本集《布鲁伊》的主题为《下气》

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好了 我来给你介绍下棋子

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光头棋是谁?

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他们是禁卫军

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- 基围虾?
- 不是虾 是兵

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你好呀 小虾

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兵能向前走一格

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只在走第一步的时候能走两格

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他们斜着吃子 懂了吗?

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算了

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这是...等一下 这是谁?

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- 这是查理维尔
- 这是波尼邦邦

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我们没有邀请查理维尔和波尼邦邦

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一匹马

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我也有一匹

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这是骑士

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不 这是马

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但是学名是骑士

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不 骑士得骑在马上

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没错

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众所周知

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你不是说聪明人才下象棋吗?

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随便你们怎么叫吧

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我的叫加拉哈噗

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我的就叫...加拉哈噗之女好了

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马跳着走

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没错 马最喜欢蹦蹦跳跳了

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- 城堡头又是谁?
- 那是车

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我要叫他城堡头

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行吧 城堡头只能像这样直走

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城堡又不能动 这游戏太古怪了

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这游戏就是这样 宾果

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或许你该去画画了

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- 不 她是我的队友
- 行吧

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开始吧 该你了 布鲁伊

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我也想要自己的下气军队

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宾果 一副棋里只有两队

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或许你可以观战

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别担心 宾果 瞧

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有两匹马 看到了吗?

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两个城堡头 两个精灵?

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- 是象
- 很多虾兵

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兵

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这是你的军队

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这是我的

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- 谢谢你 布鲁伊
- 干得好 布鲁伊

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- 这不是这么...
- 就这样吧 深蓝

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等一下 只有一个王后

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一个结婚蛋糕头

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那是王和后

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王和后

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我能拿后吗 布鲁伊?

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- 没问题
- 谢谢!

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你们不能...算了 没事

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你确定要王了吗?

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- 没错
- 别担心 布鲁伊

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王是棋盘上最重要的棋子

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是吗?

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没错

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他一次能走几格?

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只能走一格

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只有一格?

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真是好大一格呢

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“我这尊贵的皇家双脚有点累了〟

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“最好还是歇歇脚〟

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但同时 后的步数不受限制

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可以向任意方向移动

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用起来很趁手 因为她是全能选手

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你说完了吗?

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- 说完了
- 反正...宾果呢?

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今天好适合野餐啊

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嗨

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不是说后可以去任何地方吗?

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布鲁伊 到你了

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- 我该怎么下?
- 动一个虾...兵

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不 只能前进

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好了 到我了

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- 还有我
- 哦对 到你了

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我要上加拉哈噗

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你不能跑这么远

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也不能一次动两个棋

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但光头想拜访头上亮闪闪的人

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- 他们是朋友
- 不对

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- 他们其实是敌人
- 不 他们是朋友

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他们的小虾是幼儿园同学

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行吧 他们是朋友

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现在看好了 这样可以吃棋

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懂了吗?

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加拉哈噗

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没事 他可以回这里从头开始

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不 他死了

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加拉哈噗死了?

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他当然没死

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对 他没死

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他只是出局了

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我说过
你还没到下象棋的年纪 宾果

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你要付出代价 年轻人

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到我了

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- 我能走到哪里?
- 这里或者那里

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那就那里

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现在你们明白了

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保护好自己的棋子很重要

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我可以这样吃掉他

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加拉哈噗的女儿

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没错 我吃了他

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那这里呢?

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我还是会吃掉他

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住手

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我只是在教你规则

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派出王后 布鲁伊

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对 该再来次野餐了

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- 她能到这里吗?
- 可以

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但我保护了他

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- 我的后
- 不

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认真的吗 班迪?

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国王才是带来荣耀的人

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妈咪 你要怎么打败爸比?

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- 很简单 布鲁伊
- 来吧

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我能四招打败他

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首先 我把他移到这里

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不错的开局

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然后移动他 问爸比

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“你为什么想教孩子们下象棋?〟

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他回答 “因为聪明人下象棋〟

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“我希望我的孩子们也能变得聪明〟

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下一步 我会问
“为什么你想孩子们变聪明?〟

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一招臭棋

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这就是他的回答

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“现在 你们这些孩子只是小虾兵〟

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“但总有一天 你们会成为女王〟

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“而我也没法一直保护你们〟

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“你们得自己照顾好自己〟

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“但我现在会尽全力帮你们〟

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- 将军
- 因为他是个好国王

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你也是个伟大的王后

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但是个臭棋篓子

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可你过得很好

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迟点再培养他们的智力吧

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现在 专注于他们的精神世界

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- 宾果 给你
- 欢迎

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首先问一下 你没死 对吧?

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你现在来泳池派对啦

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字幕翻译:胡晓懿