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ALL: Mum!
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ALL: Dad!
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ALL: Bingo!
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ALL: Bluey!
♪ Thanks for breakfast ♪
Hey, hey, plates in the dishwasher.
You got to tidy up after yourself.
- Oh, why? - 'Cause I said so.
Why do we always have to do what you say?
'Cause I'm bigger than you.
BOTH: Hey!
That's not nice.
Well, there's not much you can do about it.
- Oh, Bingo, I've got an idea. - [water running]
- [whispering indistinctly] - Yeah. [squeals]
This idea better involve plates and a dishwasher.
Oh, it does.
Hello, Dad. I'd like you to meet Tina.
- Who? - Tina.
She's our friend. She's invisible.
OK. Nice to meet you, Tina.
- That's her knees. - Oh.
Tina's big.
Uh, how big?
Sit on him, Tina!
- What? Ooh! Hey! - [both giggling]
Bigger than you!
BINGO: This episode of Bluey is called "Tina."
Oh! Get off me, Tina!
Tina only does what we tell her to.
- Well, tell her to get off. - Yeah, we could...
if you tidy up our plates for us.
- What? No way. - OK, fine.
Stay where you are, Tina.
- Oh! Tina, get off! - [both giggling]
[grunts, sighs] Fine, I'll do it.
BOTH: Hooray!
You can get off him now, Tina.
[grunts]
- Aha! Bring it on, Tina! - [both gasp]
- What?! - The cheek!
- Step on his foot, Tina! - Ow!
- Now kick him in the bum. - Whoa! What? Ow! Tina!
Now, would you like to try that again?
Yes.
[both giggling]
OK, kids, upstairs for a bath.
No, we're not really into that, thanks.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
Run along, now.
You've got three seconds. One...
- Tina? - Two... Who's Tina?
She's the kids' very lovely invisible friend.
- Get her outta here! - Three!
Wha-- Oi! Ah! Ugh!
What? Hey! Ohh!
- MUM: Let me out! - [both giggling]
Bluey, we'll never have to do what Mum and Dad
tell us to ever again!
Yeah, and not only that-- watch.
- Dad! - What do you want?
Put on this tutu and do a little dance for us, please?
What? No way.
Oh, Tina?
[sighs] OK.
They have to do whatever we say now!
Oh, yeah!
- ♪ La-la-la ♪ - [both giggling]
- [vocalizing] - MUM: Let me out!
Oh, no, it's a thunderstorm.
Ugh! Servant!
- Yes, Bluey? - [clears throat]
I mean, yes, Bluey the Awesome?
Would you be so kind as to get that popcorn for me, please?
Right away.
Be a dear and pop it in my mouth for me.
Yes, Bluey the Awesome.
Help me chew.
Ugh!
[slurping] Toilet!
Yes, your Ladyship.
[giggling]
Away with you now.
Permission to speak.
- Make it quick. - Look, Bluey the Awesome.
We don't tell you to do things just to be mean.
It's for your own good.
You don't want to live like an animal.
We can live however we want. We've got Tina.
Hey, shoo, fly! Get away!
Why are there so many flies around?
'Cause you rolled onto a jam sandwich half an hour ago.
Oh, where's the other half?
- You need a bath. - Never!
Oh, flies!
- Aah! - Bingo, get back here!
Tina, help!
- Wha-- Ooh! [groans] - [giggles]
- Tina! Get off! - What happened?
I went to the toilet, and Mum tried to make me wash my hands.
Ew! Bingo, you didn't wash your hands?
Nope. Hey, what? Get away!
Oh, there's the other half.
Ew!
Don't touch me. You've got toilet hands!
BOTH: Aah! Get away, flies!
Get off me, Tina!
- It's now or never, Bandit. - Get off!
- Hey, Tina! Ooh! - I've got her! I've got her!
- Hold her down! - Hey, let go of Tina!
- Get her legs! - I'm trying!
- [grunting] - She kicks like a mule!
Shoo! Oh! Bingo! Use your toilet hands!
- Toilet hands. - [groans]
Aah! Get out of here, you little grub.
Oh! Why does Tina stink so bad?
Quick, let's get her outside!
- H'yah! She weighs a ton! - [groaning]
She's a lot of woman.
- Get her in the car! - [groaning]
[both grunting]
You didn't see anything.
Ooh!
Tina, use your karate!
- [yelps] - Aah! You're on your own.
[panting] Aah!
Uh, Tina. Come on. Let's just talk about this.
Get him, Tina!
Aah! Ah! Hey, easy, easy!
Ugh! Tapping out, tapping out!
OK, OK. We give up. You win.
- Hooray! - Hooray! High five!
Ew! Bingo!
Ah, Tina, I'm sorry, but you stink.
Yeah. When was the last time she had a bath?
Tina's never had a bath.
And we're not having a bath, either.
Aah! Shoo!
Hey, w-wait, whose tooth is this?
- It's huge. - Is this Tina's?
- Yeah, it is. - And look, here's another one.
Why did her teeth fall out?
Well, when was the last time she brushed them?
Tina doesn't brush her teeth.
- Ew! - Ugh! Well, that's why
her teeth are falling out.
- Oh! - Kids, when we tell you
you have to have a bath or brush your teeth
or wash your hands, it's because there's a good reason
to do all those things.
But when we ask Dad why, he just says,
"Because I said so."
Yeah, he says we have to,
because he's bigger than us.
Oh, really?
Maybe I should just give 'em three seconds?
Oh, yeah.
Look, we'll probably still say those things
'cause we're busy, but now you know what we really mean.
- OK, Mum. - Bring it in.
- Toilet hands! - [both scream]
- [giggles] - Tina, I think you can
let go of me now.
Oh, yeah, it's all good now, Tina.
[grunts] Oh!
No hard feelings, love.
Ow! Jeez! She's got a handshake on her.
- [all laughing] - [groans]
This is called shampoo, Tina.
It makes your hair smell like coconuts.
So then you go round and round and up and down,
and don't forget the back ones.
And make sure you clean your teeth, Bluey.
[clears throat]
DAD: Uh, I mean, Bluey the Awesome.
BLUEY: Right away.
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