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媽媽

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爸爸

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賓果

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布魯伊

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我吃完啦

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別著急,先放碟子放進洗碗機

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要培養自己收拾的好習慣

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- 憑甚麼呀?
- 憑你們都要聽我的話

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憑甚麼我們要聽你的話?

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憑我比你們高又比你們壯

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嘿

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這樣不是好事

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反正你們也無計可施嘛

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賓果,我有個方法

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好啊

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你出的方法最好跟
放碟子進洗碗機有關

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絕對是相關

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爸爸,我給你介紹一下緹娜

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- 介紹誰?
- 緹娜呀

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她是我們的隱形朋友

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好吧,我很高興能認識你,緹娜

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- 那個部位是她的膝蓋
- 哎呀

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緹娜又高又壯

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有多麼高壯?

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坐他身上,緹娜

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甚麼?哎呀,喂

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比你高壯很多

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本集《布魯伊》的名字為《緹娜》

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喂,快下去,緹娜

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緹娜只會聽我們的話

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- 那你們快叫她下去
- 好啊,我們可以...

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但你要幫我們收拾髒碟子

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- 甚麼?不可能
- 好吧,隨便你

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就這樣坐著不要動,緹娜

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緹娜,快下去

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好吧,我幫你們收碟子

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萬歲

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現在你可以下來啦,緹娜

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來好好打一場吧,緹娜

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- 什麼?
- 你不講道理

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- 緹娜,快踩他的腳
- 啊哦

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- 現在,向他的屁股踢
- 哎呀,甚麼?嗷,緹娜

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現在沒有膽反抗了吧?

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沒有膽了

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好了,小孩們,上樓洗澡去

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不了,我們不想洗,謝謝通知

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- 是嗎?
- 是啊

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你可以跪安退下了

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我倒數到三、一...

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- 緹娜?
- 二...緹娜是誰?

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她是小孩們隱形的朋友
性格十分可親

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- 趕她出去
- 三

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甚...喂

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甚麼啊?

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放我出去啊

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布魯伊,我們再也不需要聽

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媽媽和爸爸的話啦

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對啊,還有呢...看好了

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- 爸爸
- 叫我做甚麼?

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麻煩你穿上這條公主裙
然後給我們兩個跳支舞

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甚麼?你做夢

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緹娜?

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好的

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他們現在要聽我們的了

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太好啦

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快點放我出去

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不好了,雷暴要來了

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麻煩了,男僕

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我來了,布魯伊

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不對,應該叫超凡的布魯伊閣下

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麻煩你幫我撿那顆爆谷,好嗎?

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馬上

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請你放它進我的嘴裡

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好的,超凡的布魯伊閣下

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幫我嚼著

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我想去廁所

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遵命,大小姐

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你能走了

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我請求進言

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- 快說
- 事情是這樣的,超凡的布魯伊閣下

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我們讓你們做那些事不是想麻煩你們

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是對你們好

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你們總不可以像野獸一樣過日子吧

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我們想怎麼過就怎麼過
我們有緹娜呢

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蒼蠅,快點走開,離我遠點

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這兒為甚麼會有這麼多蒼蠅?

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因為你半小時前在打滾時
把半個果醬三明治黏身上了

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另外半個三明治去甚麼地方了?

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- 你是時候洗澡了
- 我不

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蒼蠅有很多

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賓果,快點回來

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緹娜,救命

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- 緹娜,下去
- 發生甚麼事?

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我上完廁所後,媽媽逼我洗手

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賓果,你沒有洗手嗎?

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沒有,這甚麼啊?離我遠點

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原來另外的一半在這裡呢

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哎呀

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不要碰我,你上完廁所沒有洗手

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蒼蠅,快點走開

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下去,緹娜

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- 這個時機剛剛好,班迪
- 快下去

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- 緹娜,看招
- 我抓住她了

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- 壓著她
- 你們放開緹娜

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- 把她的腿抓住
- 正想辦法呢

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她把我踢得好疼

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快走,賓果,快點用你的髒手

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髒手要來啦

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不要過來,髒小孩

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哎呀,緹娜怎麼這麼臭?

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快點,我們快把她搬出去

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她好重啊

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這姑娘體型好大

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塞她到車裡

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你甚麼都沒看見

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緹娜加油,打敗他們

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你好自為之吧

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緹娜,放鬆,我們好好協商一下吧

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抓住他,緹娜

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你放輕點,輕點啊

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哎呀,我認輸了,認輸了

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好吧,我們認輸了,你們贏了

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- 萬歲
- 萬歲,擊掌吧

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賓果

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緹娜,對不起,但你好臭啊

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是啊,她上次是甚麼時候洗澡?

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緹娜從來不洗澡

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我們都不想洗

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走開

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等下,這又是誰的牙?

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- 好大啊
- 是不是緹娜的?

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- 是啊
- 快看,這邊還有一顆

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為甚麼她的牙會掉了?

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她甚麼時候刷的牙?

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緹娜從來不刷牙

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果然

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她的牙都掉下來了

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- 媽呀
- 寶貝們,我們壓逼你們

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洗澡和刷牙

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或者洗手,我們的本意

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都是良好的

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但我們問爸爸憑甚麼,他只說

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“憑你們都要聽我的話〟

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對,他說我們一定要聽他的

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因為他比我們高和比我們壯

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是嗎?

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那我是不是也要像你似的倒數三秒?

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對啊

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我們也許以後還會說這種話

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因為我們當時也許在忙別的事
但你們應該能理解我們的本意

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- 好吧,媽媽
- 來吧

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我上廁所沒有洗手

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緹娜,你現在應該

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能放開我了

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是啊,現在沒事了,緹娜

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哦

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我們握手言和吧,姑娘

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哎呀天呀,她手的力量好大啊

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這是沐浴液,緹娜

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用這個洗完之後
身上就會有椰子香味

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先繞圈圈刷,再上下刷

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還記得要洗背

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還要刷牙,布魯伊

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哦對,要叫你超凡的布魯伊閣下

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