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媽

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爸

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賓果

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藍藍

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<i>早餐吃飽了</i>

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嘿,把盤子放進洗碗機

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妳得自己收拾好

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- 為什麼?
- 因為我說了

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我們為什麼總是要聽你的話?

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因為我比妳們更高更壯

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嘿

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這樣不對

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妳們能怎樣呢

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哦,賓果,我有個主意

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好

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那主意最好包含把盤子放進洗碗機裡

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哦,肯定有

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哈囉,爸,我跟你介紹一下蒂娜

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- 誰?
- 蒂娜

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她是我們的朋友,她是隱形的

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好,很高興能認識妳,蒂娜

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- 那是她的膝蓋
- 哦

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蒂娜很高

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呃,有多高?

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坐在他身上,蒂娜

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什麼?嗚嘿

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比你還高

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本集《藍藍》的主題為《蒂娜》

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給我走開,蒂娜

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蒂娜只聽我們的命令

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- 那就叫她下去
- 好,我們可以...

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但你要幫我們收髒盤子

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- 什麼?才不要
- 好吧,算了

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就繼續待著吧,蒂娜

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哦蒂娜,下去

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好吧,我收就是了

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萬歲

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妳現在可以下來了,蒂娜

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啊哈來啊,蒂娜

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- 什麼?
- 你賴皮

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- 踩他的腳,蒂娜
- 啊

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- 現在,踢他的屁屁
- 什麼?啊,蒂娜

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你要再來一次嗎?

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不了

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好的,孩子們,上樓去洗澡

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不,我們不想洗,謝了

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- 真的嗎?
- 對

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妳走吧

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我數到三,一...

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- 蒂娜?
- 二...蒂娜是誰?

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她是她們很和藹又隱形的朋友

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- 讓她離開這
- 三

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什...喂,啊,哎

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什麼?嘿啊

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放我出去

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藍藍,我們再也不用

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聽爸媽的話了

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對,還不止那樣...妳看

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- 爸
- 要幹嘛?

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請你穿上這條短裙,跳舞給我們看吧

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什麼?才不要

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哦,蒂娜?

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好吧

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換他們得聽我們的話了

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喔耶

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讓我出去

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喔不,閃電風暴要來了

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呃,僕人

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是的,藍藍?

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我是說,是的,超讚的藍藍?

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能請你幫我撿一下那粒爆米花嗎?

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馬上來

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好心點,把它放進我的嘴裡

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好的,超讚的藍藍

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幫我嚼

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我要上廁所

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是的,大小姐

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你可以滾了

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請允許我說話

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- 快說吧
- 聽著,超讚的藍藍

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我們要妳們做那些事是出自於善意

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那是為妳們好

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妳不會想活得跟個野獸一樣吧

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我們愛怎麼過就怎麼過,我們有蒂娜

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嘿,走開,蒼蠅,給我走開

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這裡為何這麼多蒼蠅?

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因為妳半小時前
把半個果醬三明治弄到自己身上了

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另外半個三明治在哪?

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- 妳該去洗澡了
- 不要

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哦,蒼蠅

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賓果,回來這邊

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蒂娜,救命

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- 蒂娜,給我下去
- 怎麼了?

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我去上廁所後,媽試著要我洗手

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噁,賓果,妳沒洗手嗎?

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沒有,嘿,什麼啊?走開

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另一半三明治在這啊

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噁

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不要碰我,妳上完廁所沒洗手

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啊,走開,蒼蠅

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給我下去,蒂娜

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- 就是現在,班迪
- 下去

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- 嘿,蒂娜,嗚
- 我抓到她了...

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- 壓住她
- 嘿,放開蒂娜

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- 抓她的腿
- 我正在努力

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她把我當驢子踢

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走開,賓果,用妳的髒手

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髒手手來啦

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啊,別過來,妳這小髒鬼

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哦,蒂娜怎麼會這麼臭啊?

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快,我們快把她弄出去

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啊,她重死了

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這女人可真重

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把她弄上車

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妳啥都沒看見

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蒂娜,用空手道

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妳自己加油

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蒂娜,拜託,我們可以好好聊

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搞定他,蒂娜

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啊...嘿不要那麼大力...

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喔我輸了...

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好吧...我們放棄了,妳們贏了

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- 萬歲
- 萬歲,擊掌

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噁,賓果

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啊,蒂娜,對不起,但妳好臭

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是啊,她上次洗澡是什麼時候?

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蒂娜從沒洗過澡

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我們也不想洗澡

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啊走開

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嘿,等等,這又是誰的牙齒?

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- 真大顆
- 是蒂娜的嗎?

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- 是的
- 看看,這裡還有一顆

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她的牙齒怎麼會掉了?

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這個嘛,她上次刷牙是什麼時候?

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蒂娜從沒刷過牙

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- 噁
- 難怪

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她的牙齒都掉光光了

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- 喔
- 孩子們,當我們說

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妳們得去洗澡、刷牙

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或洗手,那是因為

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這麼做都是好的

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但當我們問爸為什麼時,他只說

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「因為我說了」

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對,他說我們必須聽話

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因為他比我們更高、更壯

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真的嗎?

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或許我也該像妳一樣倒數三秒?

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是啊

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聽著,我們以後或許會再說這種話

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因為我們可能在忙
但妳們現在理解我們的本意了

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- 好的,媽
- 過來吧

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我上完廁所還沒洗手

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蒂娜,我想妳現在

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可以放開我了

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喔,是啊,沒事了,蒂娜

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哦

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握手言和吧,親愛的

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啊,天啊,她的手也太有力了

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這叫洗髮精,蒂娜

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洗完後,頭髮會有椰子香味

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妳可以先繞圈圈刷,再上下刷

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別忘了要洗背

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還要記得刷牙,藍藍

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呃,我是說,超讚的藍藍

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馬上就刷