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媽媽

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爸爸

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賓果

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布魯伊

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就這樣,韓塞爾與葛雷特回到家

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從此過上了幸福的生活

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嘩,他們這一路真不容易

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是啊

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童話到底是真的還是假的?

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你這個“真的〟是什麼意思?

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就是,它真的發生過嗎?

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- 好吧,沒有
- 呼

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但裏面有些東西是真的

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- 什麼?
- 就是

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做人不能太貪心之類

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還有,只要真誠又勇敢
就能克服一切困難

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哦,對

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你們想不想聽一個
真實發生過的童話故事?

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想,快講吧

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故事裏有一個很壞的哥哥
但最終改邪歸正了

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也有一個詛咒,還有個公主

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嘩

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這真的發生過嗎?

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對

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- 你們知道我是怎麼知道的嗎?
- 怎麼知道的?

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- 因為這是我親歷過的事情
- 嘩

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本集《布魯伊》的
主題為《童話故事》

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這個故事發生在很久很久以前

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在一個叫做“80年代〟的地方

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這就是10歲時的我

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當時我正在同小帥叔叔
和小紋叔叔享受假期

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等等,你的頭盔呢?

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那是“80年代〟
沒有頭盔這種東西

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那裏很狂野

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那裏的彈彈床都沒有防護網

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媽媽們會在孩子的所有東西上
寫上名字

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單車的座位特別高

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音樂都錄在磁帶上

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大家騎車時都會側滑很長一段距離

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滑得好,小帥

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你根本滑不起來,小紋

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- 我可以
- 你根本不行

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- 媽媽叫你
- 啊?

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騙到你啦,傻仔

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死蠢

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你竟然捉弄小紋

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- 是啊
- 但那樣不好

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我說過了,這個童話裏
有個很壞的哥哥,那就是我

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但你們別擔心

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我馬上就會得到教訓了

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班迪,別捉弄小紋了

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有本事你讓我收聲

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小紋,你車的輪子在轉

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啊?啊

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騙到你啦,傻...

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- 仔
- 倒霉蛋

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- 啊?
-“倒霉蛋〟是什麼意思?

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好吧,在“80年代〟,如果兩個人

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同時說同一個詞,比如說...

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仔

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其中一個就要說“倒霉蛋〟

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- 倒霉蛋
- 沒有說的人就必須在

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10秒內拍一下有說的那個

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一

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二

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三

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四

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五

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六

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七,八

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如果沒能在10秒內
拍到說“倒霉蛋〟的人

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- 十
- 那這個人就會說...

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你完了

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之後,沒喊“倒霉蛋〟的人
就再也不能說話了

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什麼?

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真的永遠不可以說話了嗎?

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不能,因為被詛咒了

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嘩

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只有其他人叫出這個人的名字時

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詛咒才能被打破

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想不想讓我叫你的名字呀?

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好吧,那就...迪仔

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你就不能自己叫自己的名字嗎?

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不行,我不能說話

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如果說話了會怎麼樣?

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我不該跟你們說這個的,不過...

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- 什麼?
- 很可怕的

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我說過,“80年代〟很狂野的

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總之,放假的時候背上這個詛咒

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真的一點都不好玩

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兒子們,你們要裹面炸的魚
還是裹麵包糠的?

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- 裹面
- 裹面的

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你呢?快說話

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- 他想吃裹麵包糠的
- 好

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他超鍾意吃麵包糠
對不對,班...洗碗機?

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我好憎面包糠

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誰將迷你麥皮都吃完了?

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是他

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好,你給我過來

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天呀,奶奶有點惡

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是啊,畢竟是“80年代〟

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媽媽們可以很惡

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爸爸們也幫不上忙

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我們來鬥大聲

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好

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小朋友們,別喊了

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你想做什麼
小紋...呃...帥...傑拉德...

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你叫什麼?

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你想做什麼?他到底想做什麼?

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小帥詛咒了他

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現在除非有人叫出他的名字
不然他不能說話

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這樣啊,你想讓我叫出你的名字

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好讓你重新開口說話?

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發夢啦

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你們知道我將這叫做什麼嗎?

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我覺得這是個“好的開始〟

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我要怎麼做才能讓你們兩個都收聲?

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- 爸爸
- 是不是這樣?

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嗚

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我永遠都不能再說話

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沒人會叫我的名字

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我不會叫你的名字

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{\an8}我覺得這是個很好的教訓

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{\an8}這個假期,你一直在欺負細佬

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你根本做不到,小紋

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到我啦

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才不是

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摔得好

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{\an8}你可以借這個機會好好反思一下

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{\an8}你們的奶奶是對的
雖然她的捲髮一般,但她說得沒錯

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{\an8}我不是個好哥哥,我對小紋很壞

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我活該被詛咒

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這個詛咒是什麼時候打破的?

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就在第二日朝早

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那時我正向澡堂走,想去刷牙

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- 沒有大人陪你嗎?
- 畢竟是“80年代〟

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媽媽

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小紋想走捷徑去廁所

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- 結果被草坪上的芒刺攔在半路了
- 救命啊

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那你是不是跟他說
如果他不叫你的名字

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- 你就不幫他?
- 好主意

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你們說的對,我可以這麼做

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那你有沒有這樣做?

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沒有,我主動幫了他

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多謝...

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班...蒂娜

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- 哈哈
- 什麼?

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你幫了他,但他竟然

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還不願意叫你的名字?

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兄弟就是這樣相處的

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講真,他這樣做,我很為他驕傲

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那到底是誰打破了詛咒?

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你們記不記得我說過
這個童話裏還有個公主?

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班迪希勒,這是不是你的帽子?

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那是不是媽媽?

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- 就是你們的媽媽
- 真的?

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別信他,那不是我

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別信她,那就是她

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可能的確是我

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因為我家以前確實經常去
那個房車公園度假

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我早就說了

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但我根本不記得這件事

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啊,你傷透了我的心

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她怎麼知道你的名字的?

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因為我的帽子上寫了

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嘩

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無論如何,這是個好故事

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但它到底是真的還是假的?

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我真的很想知道它是不是真的

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我覺得這取決於你自己

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你到底相不相信童話呢?

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給你

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唔該

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再見

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好

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我們一定會再見