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媽

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爸

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賓果

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藍藍

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於是,漢賽爾與葛麗特回到了家

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從此過上幸福快樂的日子

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哇,這旅程可真驚險

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是啊

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童話是真的還是假的?

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妳所謂的「真的」代表什麼?

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我是說,這是真實發生過的嗎?

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- 這個嘛,沒有
- 呼

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但裡面有些事是真的

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- 像什麼?
- 像,妳知道的

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不能太貪心之類的事

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還有,若你勇敢又真誠
就能戰勝困難

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哦,是啊

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嘿,妳們想聽
真實發生過的童話故事嗎?

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好,請說

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故事裡有一個很壞的哥哥
但最終浪子回頭了

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裡面還有一個詛咒
甚至還有一個公主

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哇

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且真的發生過?

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對

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- 妳們知道我是怎麼知道的嗎?
- 不知道

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- 因為這就是我的故事
- 唔

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本集《藍藍》的主題為《童話故事》

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這個故事是發生在很久之前

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是一個叫「八十年代」的地方發生的

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這就是十歲的我

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正跟妳們的小宏叔叔
及小條叔叔在度假

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等一下,你的安全帽呢?

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那可是「八十年代」
沒有安全帽這種東西

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那裡可刺激了

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那裡的蹦床都沒有網子

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媽媽們會寫名字
在孩子們的所有東西上

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自行車的座位都很高

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要用錄音帶聽音樂

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大家都很愛滑車

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滑得漂亮,小宏

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你根本不會滑,小條

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- 我會
- 你才不會

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- 媽在找你呢
- 蛤?

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你轉頭了,你這大笨豬

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哈哈,遜

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你在嘲笑小條

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- 我想是的
- 但那樣很壞

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我跟妳們說了,這個童話裡
有一個很壞的哥哥,那就是我

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但不用擔心

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我的報應很快就來了

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班迪,別再嘲笑小條了

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你讓我閉嘴啊

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嘿,小條,你車上的輪子在轉

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蛤?啊

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哈哈,你轉頭了,你這大...

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- 笨豬
- 你倒楣了

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- 蛤?
- 什麼是「你倒楣了」?

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好的,在「八十年代」
要是有兩個人

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同時說出同一個詞,就像是...

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- 笨豬
- 笨豬

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其中一個人就要說:「你倒楣了」

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- 你倒楣了
- 被喊的人

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要在十秒內去碰到另一個人

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一秒

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兩秒

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三秒

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四秒

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五秒

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六秒

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七秒,八秒

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- 若你沒能在十秒內碰到對方
- 九秒

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- 十秒
- 對方會說

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窮光蛋

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之後,你就不能再說話了

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什麼?

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你永遠都不能再說話了?

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不能,你被詛咒了

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哇

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只有當其他人叫出你的名字時

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這詛咒才會被打破

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你想要讓我叫你的名字嗎?

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好吧,那麼...班...活該

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就不能自己叫自己的名字嗎?

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不行,你不能說話

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要是說話了會怎樣?

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這個嘛,聽著
我不該告訴妳們的,但...

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- 什麼?
- 太嚇人了

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我告訴過妳們的
「八十年代」是個很刺激的地方

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總之,你在度假時被詛咒

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可一點都不好玩

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孩子們,炸魚要裹麵糊
還是裹麵包粉的?

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- 裹麵糊的
- 裹麵糊的

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那你呢?快說啊

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- 他要裹麵包粉的
- 好

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他很愛麵包粉
不是嗎,班...洗碗機?

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呃,我討厭麵包粉

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誰把迷你麥片都吃光了?

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他

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好吧,你,給我過來

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天啊,奶奶有點兇

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是啊,那是「八十年代」嘛

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媽媽們可以很兇

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爸爸們也幫不上忙

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我們看看誰喊得比較大聲

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好

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孩子們,別叫了

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你要做什麼
小條...呃...小宏...傑拉德...

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呃,不管你叫什麼?

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你要做什麼?他要做什麼?

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小宏詛咒了他

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除非有人叫出他的名字
否則他不能說話

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好的,所以你想讓我說出你的名字

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好讓你能再開口說話?

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你做夢吧,孩子

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你們知道我認為這叫什麼嗎?

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我認為這叫「很棒的開始」

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我要怎麼詛咒你們
才能讓你們也都閉嘴呢?

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- 爸
- 是像這樣嗎?

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嗚...

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我永遠都不能再說話了

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沒人會來叫我的名字的

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我才不會叫你的名字

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{\an8}我覺得這對你來說是件好事

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{\an8}這整個假期裡,你都在欺負你弟

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你根本不會晃,小條

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換我了

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才不是

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摔得好

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{\an8}你可以藉此好好想想

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{\an8}雖然奶奶的捲髮不太行
但她對我說的沒錯

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{\an8}我對小條來說,不是個好哥哥

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我活該被詛咒

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那麼,那詛咒是何時被打破的?

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事實上,就在隔天早上

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我當時正要去澡堂刷牙

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- 你自己去?
- 那是「八十年代」啊

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媽,噢

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小條想走捷徑去廁所

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- 結果被蒺藜草刺到了
- 救命啊

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所以你可以跟他說
若他不叫你的名字

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- 你就不幫他?
- 哦,對啊

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妳們說的對,我本可以那樣做的

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那你有嗎?

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沒有,我直接就幫他了

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謝了...

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班...蒂娜

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- 哈哈
- 什麼?

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你幫了他,但即便如此

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他都不叫你的名字?

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兄弟就是這樣,孩子們

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說實話,我當時還挺為他感到驕傲的

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那究竟是誰打破詛咒的?

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記得我說過這童話裡還有個公主嗎?

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班迪希勒,這是你的帽子嗎?

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那是媽?

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- 那就是媽
- 什麼?

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別聽他在說,那不是我

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別聽她在說,那就是她

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聽著,可能是我吧

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我家確實經會去那個露營車營地度假

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是吧

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但我不記得發生了那件事

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啊,我像心上插了一刀一樣

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她怎麼會知道你的名字的?

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我的帽子上有啊

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哇

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不管怎樣,這都是個好故事

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但它是真的,還是假的?

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我需要知道

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這個嘛,妳自己決定吧

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妳相信童話嗎?

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給你

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謝了

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之後見

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好

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之後再見了