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妈妈!

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爸爸!

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宾果!

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布鲁伊!

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布鲁伊 听话 咀嚼时嘴巴闭上

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对不起 爸爸 我老是忘记

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没关系

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- 布鲁伊!
- 对不起

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如果你不听我的话

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也许你会听他的话...

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- 独角兽
- 独角兽

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不吃沙拉的家伙们 你们好吗?

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独角兽 布鲁伊咀嚼时嘴巴都不闭上

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所以呢?

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我咀嚼时嘴巴也都张开呀

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看好了

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你直接吃了鬃毛上的蜱虫吗?

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对

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孩子们 别听独角兽的话

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什么?为什么?

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因为你是脏鬼!你不刷牙

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你不吃蔬菜 你也不洗澡

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- 肮脏鬼
- 但我们就喜欢他这样

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他不在乎脏兮兮的

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我对自己很满意 我为什么要改变?

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早上好 宝贝们

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- 那是谁?
- 她是我们的妈妈

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这个嘛...我要娶你们的妈妈

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- 什么?
- 什么?站住

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她已经结婚了

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我何必在意?

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如果你知道她嫁给谁 就会在意了

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对 他可会哄女孩了

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没我厉害 看好了

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宝贝

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我们什么时候要结婚?

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口才真好

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我的回答是你休想

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先好好打量我

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那是辣酱吗?

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是甜辣酱 你要尝一口吗?

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很诱人 但我不要

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你好像从来都不刷牙

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不梳毛发 也都不洗澡的样子

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你很努力了

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我觉得你最好离开了

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- 不 别停下来!
- 不 别停下来!

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我哪儿都不去
除非你们的妈妈跟我在一起

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- 万岁
- 天啊

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她刚才说了些什么?

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梳牙跟“吸草”?

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- 洗澡
- 洗澡

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随便啦 示范给我看该怎么做

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好 跟我们来

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好的

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重点是 这是我自找的

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《玩偶》

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我不知道那是什么意思 我不识字!

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这是牙膏

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- 我要吃掉吗?
- 不!

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牙膏能让牙齿变洁白

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这个按钮能干嘛?

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快关掉!

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下雨了!

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够了!我要用角撞你!

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也许改善自己并不适合你

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听着 独角兽 没人想吃西兰花

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- 除了我
- 你就是非吃不可

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但我为什么非吃不可?

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因为你想娶妈妈
她喜欢爱吃西兰花的人

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好吧 吃就吃

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好 你准备好了 去和妈妈说话吧

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好 上路前先吃只蜱虫

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你不能当着妈妈面前吃蜱虫

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- 听到没有?
- 听到了 我知道了

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爸爸 你听到了吗?

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这跟我有什么关系?

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对啊 这跟他有什么关系?

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你好

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抱歉 宝贝...我是说亲爱的

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我不是想吓你

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- 没关系
- 我只是刚洗完澡

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也刷好牙了 我在想

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你愿不愿意跟我一起吃“溪南花”?

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是西兰花

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我是指西兰花

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我不得不说 你真的把自己弄干净了

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我也很喜欢你的小领结

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好吧 我很愿意...

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天啊!

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等等 别走!快回来!

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情况本来可以更好的

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- 爸爸
- 怎么了?

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抱歉 孩子们 我忍不住了

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这不是你的错 独角兽

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- 对 是他的错
- 我?

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他?我不明白

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吃蜱虫的是我

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独角兽 你是一个玩偶

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他操控着你

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这笑话不赖

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对啊

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- 爸爸
- 你就是玩偶

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我证明给你看 你跟他同时说话看看

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好 我们说铝土矿

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- 准备好了吗?
- 好了

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- 铝土矿
- 铝土矿

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- 看吧?爸爸比较晚说
- 看吧?爸爸比较晚说

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他只是比较慢说 再试一次

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- 铝土矿
- 铝土矿

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他只是在闹着玩

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所以我才这么喜欢他

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爸爸 老实告诉他吧

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好吧 听着 老兄

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你是个玩偶 而且的确由我控制

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我很抱歉

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他又说笑话了

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是真的 你看过你的腿吗?

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你这话什么意思?

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我的腿很正常啊

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我的人生是个谎言

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对 还有一件事

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你好

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天啊 这可能会有点尴尬

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- 你在做什么?
- 看他想做什么

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有人有点自怨自艾

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有人?你才是人

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我什么也不是

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准备好了吗?

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- 动手吧
- 喂

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怎么回事?感觉好奇怪

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这太棒了

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你知道什么也不是有什么好处吗?

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什么?

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你可以成为任何人

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好疯狂的一天

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是啊

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我一直在想

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你怎么能确定你不是玩偶?

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别说傻话了

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- 晚安 独角兽
- 晚安

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那还真是个怪梦

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