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媽媽!

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爸爸!

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賓果!

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布麗!

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《妙妙犬布麗》

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布麗,聽話,咀嚼時嘴巴閉上

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對不起,爸爸,我老是忘記

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沒關係

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- 布麗!
- 對不起

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如果你不聽我的話

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也許你會聽他的話...

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- 獨角獸
- 獨角獸

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不吃沙拉的傢伙們,你們好嗎?

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獨角獸,布麗咀嚼時嘴巴都不閉上

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所以呢?

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我咀嚼時嘴巴也都張開呀

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看好了

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你直接吃了鬃毛上的蜱蟲嗎?

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對

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孩子們,別聽獨角獸的話

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什麼?為什麼?

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因為你是髒鬼!你不刷牙

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你不吃蔬菜,你也不洗澡

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- 骯髒鬼
- 但我們就喜歡他這樣

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他不在乎髒兮兮的

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我很滿意我自己,我為什麼要改變?

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早安,寶貝們

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- 那是誰?
- 她是我們的媽媽

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這個嘛...我要娶你們的媽媽

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- 什麼?
- 什麼?站住

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她已經結婚了

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我何必在意?

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如果你知道她嫁給誰,就會在意了

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對,他可會哄女生了

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沒我厲害,看好了

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寶貝

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我們什麼時候要結婚?

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口才真好

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我的回答是你休想

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先好好打量我

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那是辣醬嗎?

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是甜辣醬,你要嚐一口嗎?

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很誘人,但我不要

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你好像從來都不刷牙

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不梳毛髮,也都不洗澡的樣子

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你很努力了

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我覺得你最好離開了

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- 不,別停下來!
- 不,別停下來!

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我哪兒都不去
除非你們的媽媽跟我在一起

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- 萬歲
- 天啊

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她剛才說了些什麼?

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梳牙跟「吸草」?

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- 洗澡
- 洗澡

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隨便啦,示範給我看該怎麼做

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好,跟我們來

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好的

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重點是,這是我自找的

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《玩偶》

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我不知道那是什麼意思,我不識字!

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這是牙膏

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- 我要吃掉嗎?
- 不!

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牙膏能讓牙齒變潔白

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這個按鈕能幹嘛?

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快關掉!

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下雨了!

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夠了!我要用角撞你!

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也許改善自己並不適合你

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聽著,獨角獸,沒人想吃青花菜

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- 除了我
- 你就是非吃不可

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但我為什麼非吃不可?

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因為你想娶媽媽,她很愛吃青花菜

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好吧,吃就吃

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好,你準備好了,去和媽媽說話吧

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好,上路前先吃隻蜱蟲

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你不能當著媽媽面前吃蜱蟲

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- 聽到沒有?
- 聽到了,我知道了

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爸爸,你聽到了嗎?

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這跟我有什麼關係?

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對啊,這跟他有什麼關係?

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你好

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抱歉,寶貝...我是說親愛的

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我不是想嚇你

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- 沒關係
- 我只是剛洗完澡

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也刷好牙了,我在想

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你願不願意跟我一起吃「請花菜」?

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是青花菜

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我是指青花菜

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我不得不說,你真的把自己弄乾淨了

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我也很喜歡你的小領結

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好吧,我很願意...

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天啊!

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等等,別走!快回來!

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情況本來可以更好的

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- 爸爸
- 怎麼了?

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抱歉,孩子們,我忍不住了

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這不是你的錯,獨角獸

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- 對,是他的錯
- 我?

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他?我不明白

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吃蜱蟲的是我

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獨角獸,你是一個玩偶

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他操控著你

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這笑話不賴

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對啊

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- 爸爸
- 你就是玩偶

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我證明給你看,你跟他同時說話看看

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好,我們說鋁土礦

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- 準備好了嗎?
- 好了

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- 鋁土礦
- 鋁土礦

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- 看吧?爸爸比較晚說
- 看吧?爸爸比較晚說

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他只是比較慢說,再試一次

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- 鋁土礦
- 鋁土礦

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他只是在鬧著玩

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所以我才這麼喜歡他

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爸爸,老實告訴他吧

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好吧,聽著,老兄

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你是個玩偶,而且的確由我控制

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我很抱歉

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他又說笑話了

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是真的,你看過你的腿嗎?

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你這話什麼意思?

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我的腿很正常啊

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我的人生是個謊言

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對,還有一件事

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你好

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天啊,這可能會有點尷尬

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- 你在做什麼?
- 看他想做什麼

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有人有點自怨自艾

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有人?你才是人

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我什麼也不是

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準備好了嗎?

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- 動手吧
- 喂

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怎麼回事?感覺好奇怪

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這太棒了

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你知道什麼也不是有什麼好處嗎?

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什麼?

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你可以成為任何人

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好瘋狂的一天

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是啊

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我一直在想

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你怎麼能確定你不是玩偶?

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別說傻話了

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- 晚安,獨角獸
- 晚安

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那還真是個怪夢

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