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媽媽!

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爸爸!

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賓果!

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布麗!

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《妙妙犬布麗》

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這集的名稱叫《分享報告》

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布麗,把香腸吃掉,是,你好

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我想詢問你要賣的那片滑浪板

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它的狀態還好嗎?
太好了,好,我買

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布麗,香腸

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好,佩爾頓街16號,明白

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好,再見

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你要買滑浪板給我們嗎?

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沒錯,要和我一起去拿嗎?

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要!

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那就把香腸吃掉

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爸爸,你為什麼一天到晚
命令我們做事情?

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- 我才沒有命令你們
- 明明就有

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你每次都叫我們去做這個、做那個

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沒錯,你都這樣子

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- 我們討論過這件事吧?
- 沒有

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明明就有,記得嗎?

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你的隱形朋友蒂娜還打了我一頓

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我們才知道每次我叫你們去做什麼事

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都是為了你們好

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- 我可不知道這回事
- 我也不知道

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是嗎?我真是太失望了

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- 早晨
- 媽媽

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賓果,準備好來練習
明天的分享報告嗎?

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好吧

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大家好

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賓果,你好

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我有一個蟹鉗

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賓果,分享後還要報告

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我會分享,但是不太會報告

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我的建議是精簡就好

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說太多小朋友反而會失去注意力

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也許你能告訴大家

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螃蟹長了外骨骼,沒有內骨骼

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就是...骨骼...

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- 粒線體,明白嗎?
- 不明

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看吧

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可以請你給我一點茄汁嗎?

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- 可以
- 謝謝

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怎麼會有那瓶茄汁?

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這是我的茄汁

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那這瓶茄汁是誰的?

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那是你的茄汁

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我的茄汁跟你的有什麼不一樣?

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你的比較健康,糖比較少

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- 我能吃吃看你的茄汁嗎?
- 好吧,只能吃吃看喔

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我要沾這種茄汁

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不行,孩子,那瓶才是你的

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但是你的好好吃

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- 我要吃吃看
- 小朋友要吃健康版的

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就是這樣

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太好吃了!

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為什麼你們可以吃好吃的
我們只能吃難吃的?

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看來爸爸很會說,卻不會分享喔

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拜託

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不行

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夠了,我要來數你命令我們幾次

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- 太好了,邊吃香腸邊數
-「吃香腸」

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第一個命令

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第一次

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- 不要邊吃邊說話
- 兩次了

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真是的

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這個真好吃

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喂!

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好了,小傢伙,我們走吧

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「我們走吧」,三次了

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「我們走吧」才不是命令

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- 就是
- 太嚴格吧

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- 安全帶
- 第四次

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拜託,叫你們繫安全帶不是命令

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就是

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好了,你們聽好

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「你們聽好」,第五次

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是這樣的...等一下

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「等一下」,第六次

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塞耐,幫我導航到佩爾頓街16號

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他開始命令塞耐了

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好,聽著

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- 第七次
- 讓我跟你們解釋一下

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你們覺得這樣叫命令,我認為...

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...清理廁所...

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...單獨監禁,明白嗎?

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- 不明
- 不明

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哪裡不明白?

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你說太多
小朋友的注意力已經不在了

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你們該清耳朵了

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「清耳朵」,第八次

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快到賣滑浪板的地方了嗎?

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還沒到,有點耐性

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「有耐性」,第九次

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老天,我真受夠這個遊戲了

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50米後,左轉

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不要

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請左轉

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我不要左轉

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爸爸,你在做什麼?

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你剛剛跟塞耐說不要嗎?

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左轉右轉的,我受夠被它指揮

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- 重新規劃路線
- 你去規劃吧

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我想怎麼開就怎麼開

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- 不可以不聽塞耐的
- 我偏不要

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但它是想幫你找到賣滑浪板的地方

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它這樣是在命令我

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你不理塞耐的話會迷路

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到時候就知道

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- 請右轉
- 不要

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- 繼續直行
- 不要,我才不要直走

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- 請迴轉
- 我不要

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重新規劃路線

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雕像世界

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你的滑浪板在這裡嗎?

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不在,我們好像迷路了

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我們就說吧

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我要怎麼找到賣滑浪板的地方?

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- 你要聽塞耐的話
- 真的嗎?

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真的

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就算它一直命令我也要聽嗎?

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對,它是為你好

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好吧,我們試試看

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雕像世界再見

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50米後,請右轉

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- 它說要右轉
- 最好是對的喔

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- 請左轉
- 我要...

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爸爸

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好吧

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- 繼續直行
- 就聽你的

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- 抵達目的地
- 你好

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是你的滑浪板

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- 真的有用呢
- 我就說吧

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- 對不起,塞耐
- 沒關係

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那是什麼?

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是蟹鉗

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是啊,好像是藍花蟹的蟹鉗

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你看喔

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我可以試試嗎?

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{\an8}布麗,你能把繩子丟回來給我嗎?

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{\an8}- 好的,爸爸
- 這樣算命令你嗎?

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{\an8}這樣不算

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{\an8}夾,就是這樣

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{\an8}大家好

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{\an8}你好,賓果

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今天的分享報告,我帶來一個蟹鉗

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這是藍花蟹的蟹鉗

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它會這樣

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夾

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再一次!

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字幕翻譯:李恒聰