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妈妈!

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爸爸!

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宾果!

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布鲁伊!

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这集的名称叫《分享报告》

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布鲁伊 把香肠吃掉 是 你好

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我想询问你要卖的那片冲浪板

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它的状态还好吗?
太好了 好 我买了

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布鲁伊 香肠

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好 佩尔顿街16号 了解

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好 再见

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你要买冲浪板给我们吗?

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没错 要和我一起去拿吗?

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要!

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那就把香肠吃掉

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爸爸 你为什么一天到晚
命令我们做事情?

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- 我才没有命令你们
- 明明就有

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你每次都叫我们去做这个 做那个

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没错 你都这样子

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- 我们讨论过这件事了吧?
- 没有

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明明就有 记得吗?

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你的隐形朋友蒂娜还打了我一顿

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我们才知道每次我叫你们去做什么事

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都是为了你们好

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- 我可不知道这回事
- 我也不知道

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是吗?我真是太失望了

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- 早上好
- 妈妈

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宾果 准备好来练习
明天的分享报告了吗?

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好吧

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大家好

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宾果 你好

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我有一个蟹螯

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宾果 分享后还要报告

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我会分享 但是不太会报告

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我的建议是精简就好

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说太多小朋友反而会失去注意力

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也许你能告诉大家

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螃蟹长了外骨骼 没有内骨骼

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就是...骨骼...

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- 粒线体 懂了吗?
- 不懂

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看吧

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可以请你给我一点西红柿酱吗?

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- 可以
- 谢谢

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怎么会有那瓶西红柿酱?

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这是我的西红柿酱

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那这瓶西红柿酱是谁的?

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那是你的西红柿酱

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我的西红柿酱跟你的有什么不一样?

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你的比较健康 糖比较少

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- 我能吃吃看你的西红柿酱吗?
- 好吧 只能尝尝看哦

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我要蘸这种西红柿酱

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不行 孩子 那瓶才是你的

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但是你的好好吃

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- 我要吃吃看
- 小朋友要吃健康版的

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就是这样

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太好吃了!

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为什么你们可以吃好吃的
我们只能吃难吃的?

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看来爸爸很会说 却不会分享哦

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拜托

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不行

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够了 我要来数你命令了我们几次

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- 太好了 边吃香肠边数
-“吃香肠”

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第一个命令

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第一次

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- 不要边吃边说话
- 两次了

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真是的

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这个真好吃

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喂!

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好了 小家伙 我们走吧

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“我们走吧” 三次了

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“我们走吧”才不是命令

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- 就是
- 太严格了吧

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- 安全带
- 第四次

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拜托 叫你们系安全带不是命令

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就是

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好了 你们听好

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“你们听好” 第五次

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是这样的...等一下

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“等一下” 第六次

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塞耐 帮我导航到佩尔顿街16号

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他开始命令塞耐了

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好了 听着

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- 第七次
- 让我跟你们解释一下

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你们觉得这样叫命令 我认为...

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...清理厕所...

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...单独关禁闭 懂了吗?

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不懂

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哪里不懂?

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你说太多了
小朋友的注意力已经不在了

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你们该清耳朵了

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“清耳朵” 第八次

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快到卖冲浪板的地方了吗?

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还没到 有点耐心

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“有耐心” 第九次

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老天 我真受够这个游戏了

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50米后 左转

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不要

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请左转

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我不要左转

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爸爸 你在做什么?

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你刚刚跟塞耐说不要吗?

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左转右转的 我受够了被它指挥

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- 重新规划路线
- 你去规划吧

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我想怎么开就怎么开

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- 不可以不听塞耐的
- 我偏不要

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但它是想帮你找到卖冲浪板的地方

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它这样是在命令我

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你不理塞耐的话会迷路

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到时候就知道了

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- 请右转
- 不要

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- 继续直行
- 不要 我才不要直走

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- 请回转
- 我不要

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重新规划路线

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雕像世界

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你的冲浪板在这里吗?

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不在 我们好像迷路了

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我们就说吧

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我要怎么找到卖冲浪板的地方?

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- 你要听塞耐的话
- 真的吗?

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真的

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就算它一直命令我也要听吗?

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对 它是为了你好

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好吧 我们试试看

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雕像世界再见

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50米后 请右转

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- 它说要右转
- 最好是对的哦

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- 请左转
- 我要...

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爸爸

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好吧

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- 继续直行
- 你说了算

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- 抵达目的地
- 你好

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是你的冲浪板

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- 真的有用呢
- 我就说吧

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- 对不起 塞耐
- 没关系

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那是什么?

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是蟹螯

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是啊 好像是蓝花蟹的蟹螯

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你看哦

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我可以试试看吗?

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{\an8}布鲁伊 你能把绳子丢回来给我吗?

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{\an8}- 好的 爸爸
- 这样算命令你吗?

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{\an8}这样不算

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{\an8}夹 就是这样

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{\an8}大家好

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{\an8}你好 宾果

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今天的分享报告 我带了一个蟹螯

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这是蓝花蟹的蟹螯

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它会这样

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夹

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再来!

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