[Uptempo music plays]
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[Music stops]
[All] Mum!
[Music resumes]
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[Music stops]
[All] Dad!
[Music resumes]
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[Music stops]
[All] Bingo!
[Music resumes]
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-[Music stops] -[All] Bluey!
[Birds chirping]
[Soft music plays]
-Happy Mother's Day! -Happy Mother's Day!
-[Cries loudly] -Oh! Goodness!
-Oh, Bingo! -Come back.
Yeah, I thought that might happen.
-[Sniffles] -Are you okay, Bingo?
She's sad because she thinks she ruined your day.
It'll take more than that to ruin my day, Bingo.
[Sniffles] I ruin everything.
These things happen, honey. I'll tell you what I do.
-Bluey, checklist. -Ooh, okay.
-I have a little cry. Mwaa. -Check.
-Then, I pick myself up... -Check.
-...dust myself off... -Check.
...and keep going. The show must go on.
Whoo!
The only one of those I know how to do
is the crying one.
Then just do that one for now. \h
-Bingo, let's put on a show! -Okay!
This episode of "Bluey" is called "The Show."
Please take your seat. The show is about to start!
[Giggles]
Oh, it's so nice to go to the theater.
Oh yes, I've heard very good things
about this production.
-Welcome to the show. -[Both laughing]
-Bingo, quick, this side! -[Laughs]
[Applause]
Bingo, you're gonna play Mum, 'cause you're both red.
I promise my best, I won't ruin it, Bluey.
-You won't, now go. -Aah!
♪ Doo doo doo-doo ♪
[Gasps] It's me!
One day... Uh, wait on.
What's your not-Mum name?
[Whispering loudly] Chilli!
Oh, yeah, one day, Chilli was walking along,
and, um, this was before she was a mum,
-in the olden days. -[Laughs]
Chilli loved playing hockey, and, um...
-[Whispering loudly] Dancing. -Oh, yes, and dancing.
-[Fastpaced music plays] -[Humming]
Um, I'm a good dancer.
-But... -[Music stops]
-...she was very lonely. -No I wasn't.
-Yeah, no, I wasn't. -Yes, you were.
-So...she... -Um, where did you meet Dad?
Well, there's some dispute,
but let's just say, at a party in London.
-[Giggles] -[Giggles]
Blow out your candles, Your Majesty.
[Mature voice] Very well.
I don't remember the Queen being there.
You wouldn't.
Then, suddenly, this big blue guy called...
-Bandit. -...Bandit...
-walked in. -Alright, here we go.
♪ Doo-doo-doo doo doo ♪
Hey, babe, smell this. [Imitates fart]
-What?! -[Laughs] Spot on.
[Imitating rhythmic farting]
[Normal voice] Ooh, delightful.
[Mature voice] Yes, jolly good.
-[Laughs] -[Laughs]
-Who wrote this?! -[Laughs]
And then Bandit asked Chilli to marry him
on a romance trip to, um...
-Italy! -The dump!
-[Giggles] -What?!
Ooh, marry me, babe!
-Ooh, why should I? -'Cause I love you, babe.
I love your ears, babe. [Giggles]
Do you love my stinky feet?
Oh, yeah, I loves your stinky feet.
And my belly button?
Oh, yeah, I loves your belly button, babe.
-[Imitates fart] -[Laughs]
That is not how it happened!
Oh, yes, it was.
They had a big wedding.
And then...
Come on, Bingo.
-Is this a toilet break? -No.
Bluey, I haven't ruined the show yet.
Good one, Bingo.
Well, I'm enjoying this very much.
I have some minor quibbles with Act 1, but me too.
And then Chilli had a baby in her belly.
Aww!
It's me. [Giggles]
How are you doing in there, little mate?
-Kick! -Ooh!
[Laughter]
-[Giggling] -[Giggling]
Okay, let's keep this moving.
-So then they... -[Balloon bursts]
Bingo!
Ladies and gentlemen,
we're just having some...show problems.
Please, uh, enjoy some dance.
-[Upbeat music plays] -Aw, no!
Bingo, what are you doing? Get back out here.
I knew I ruined the show.
-It wasn't your fault! -It was.
We can just blow up another one.
Oh, there's no blue ones left.
Ohh, I ruin Mother's Day every day.
-There's green! -But you're not green.
I don't mind.
Ooh! I know. Let's stuff the Queen up there.
-But she's an old lady. -[Mature voice] How rude.
-Hey, um... -[Normal voice] Aah! No!
-Get back to your seat! -I have to go to the toilet!
-Sit down. [Grunting] -Hey! Hey!
Listen, Bingo, we're finishing this show.
I can't. Just do it by yourself.
We can't do the show without you.
You're Mum!
[Soft music plays]
[Sniffles]
-Bluey, checklist. -Ooh! Okay, go.
-[Sniffles] Have a cry. -Check!
-Pick myself up. -Check.
-Dust myself off. -Check.
-And keep going. -The show must go on.
-Check. -[Midtempo music plays]
She's back.
-Hooray! -Hooray!
-Whoo-whoo-whoo! -Whoo!
[Chanting] Chilli! Chilli! Chilli! Chilli!
-Chilli! Chilli! -What?
-[Laughs] -Hey, hey, what?
Save my seat.
So, um... Hey, what are you doing?
-...what was happening was... -No! No! No!
-No way. -[Giggles]
So, yeah, Chilli went to hospital.
-And... Are you ready? -No!
-Yes! -She had a baby girl.
-[Upbeat music plays] -[Laughter]
Goo-goo-gah-gah.
[Laughter]
I'm going to call her Bluey.
That's me.
Ah, yeah, I'm you, aren't I?
Let's see...
Daddy, me go boomboom in nappy.
-[Imitates fart] -[Laughter]
Change me, Daddy!
[Laughter]
[Upbeat music plays]
Dada, change me.
[Laughter]
The end.
[Upbeat music plays]
Again.
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