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[All] Mum!

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[All] Bingo!

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-[All] Bluey!

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Tik-tik-tik-ching!

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Tik-tik-tik-ching!

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Hey, Bluey, Calypso's
telling a story!

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Ooh.

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There once was an old dog who
had sat on a chest

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by the side of the road for all
his life,

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begging for treats.

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Oh, argh! Erm.

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Up you get, Snickers.

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One day, a gnome came by
and said to the old dog,

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"Have you tried opening
that chest you sit on

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to see what's inside?"

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"Oh, no, of course not.

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There's nothing inside.
It is empty."

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-Can I sit next to you, Coco?
-Mm.

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But the gnome insisted that
the old dog open the chest,

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and when he did, he discovered
that it was full of treats!

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Ooh!

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Huh, that doesn't
make any sense!

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Uh, oof!

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This episode of "Bluey"
is called "Typewriter."

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Why didn't the old dog look in
the chest sooner?

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I'm not sure.

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Well, I'm going
to write a story

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where he looks in the chest
straightaway,

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and eats all the treats.

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Hey, where'd the real
typewriter go?

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-I don't know.
-I'll go ask Calypso.

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I can't be a story writer
without a real typewriter.

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Hey, Snickers, what's wrong?

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Everyone else has learned
to sit except me.

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But you're a sausage dog.

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It's gonna take you longer.

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-Why?
-'Cause you're longer.

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Aw, I hate being a sausage dog.

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Why don't you come with me to
see Calypso?

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Maybe she can help you, too.

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-Okay, thanks, Bluey.
-[Sobbing]

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Hey, Winton, what's wrong?

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Everyone keeps
running away from me.

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Oh, no, they don't.
They do!

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-[Gasps] Winton!

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Well, why don't you come
and see Calypso with us?

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Maybe she can help.

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Okay, let's keep going,
I'll follow you.

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Oh, no, the English are
approaching!

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Archers, ready!

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-Ready!
-Hold and fire!

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-Pwing!
-And fire!

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Pwing!

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Hey, we're shooting
bows and arrows at you.

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Not real ones!

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They're pretend real.

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We're not playing your game.

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We're going to see Calypso.

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I'm looking for the real
typewriter.

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Ohh!

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Please, can you pretend
that they're pretend real?

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Oh, okay.

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Arrows, get down!

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-Whoo!
-Aah!

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Hooray, pwing!

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-And fire!
-Pwing, pwing, pwing!

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How are we gonna get past them?

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Snickers, you sneak around them

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through those skinny trees.

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And then, wait at the top of
the hill to do you know what.

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Oh, yeah, okay.

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Run your little
sausage dog legs!

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They're trying to outflank us!

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I'm going into
those skinny trees.

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Oh, why do you get to
go into the skinny trees?

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Because you got to sit in
the boot seat this morning,

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even though it was my turn,

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'cause I said boot seat
at breakfast before you.

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-Oh, all right.
-For Scotland!

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For Scotland!

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Pwing, pwing, pwing!

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I'm coming.

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Where are you?

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-[Gasps] What was that?
-Hee-hee-hee.

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Why aren't they attacking us?

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-I don't know.
-Well, I'm going to scout.

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Oh, why do you get to scout?

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'Cause you got to sit closest
to the tap last night,

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even though I said,
"Close tap," first,

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on the way back from JiuJitsu.

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Oh, all right.

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For Scotland!

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-One's coming!
-What do we do?

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I know, when he comes,
ask him a question,

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and then he'll run away.

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Okay.

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Wait, what question?

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Any question,
it doesn't matter.

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Ask him if he's glutenfree.

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All right then. Wait.

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Why will he run away if I ask
him if he's glutenfree?

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'Cause you're a space invader.

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Oh, okay.

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Wait, what's a space invader?

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It's someone who
stands too close.

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Like what you're
doing right now.

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Oh.

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Most people stay
about this far apart,

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but you don't,
you get right up close.

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-'Cause I'm a space invader?
-Yeah.

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Oh, is that why people keep on
running away from me?

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-Yeah, probably, try it.
-Freeze!

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-Are you gluten-free?
-Arghh, Winton, not so close!

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Just tell me,
are you gluten-free?

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Arghh!

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Aha, you're right, Bluey!

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Come on!

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Where are you?

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-Hey!
-Hee-hee.

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Arghh, Archers, ready!

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Pwing, pwing,
pwing, pwing, pwing!

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How are we gonna
get past the arrows?

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-Use a shield!
-But I don't have a shield.

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-Use this one.
-Oh, thanks.

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Hang on.

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-Ah! Pwing!
-Badoing!

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-Huh? Pwing!
-Badoing!

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Hey, I'm shooting
bows and arrows at you!

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Yeah, and I'm badoinging
them with my shield.

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-Oh, no!
-Pwing, pwing, pwing!

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-Badoing, badoing, badoing!
-Arghh!

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-Hooray!
-Come on, Winton!

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Get 'em!

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Yahh!

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Oh no, they're
catching up to us!

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Snickers, now!

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Sausage, roll!

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Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

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Yahh!

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Arghh, arghh, arghh!

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I love being a sausage dog!

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Hooray, good one, Snickers!

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Hey, Winton, look!

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Oh! I'm not a space invader!

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Hey, wait up, guys,
let's play that again!

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[Giggles]

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-[Humming]
-Hi, Calypso.

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Hello, Bluey,
how can I help you?

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I can't find the real
typewriter.

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Oh, are you being
a story writer?

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Yes.

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Well, it's around here
somewhere.

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Hmm.

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Oh, hey, how did you get past
the terriers?

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-I used a shield, see?
-Ting-ting!

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Ting-ting,
that's a nice shield, all right.

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Thanks.
Okay, typewriter, where is it?

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Oh, what if I asked you to show
me a typewriter?

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Hmm.

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Tik-tik-tik-ching!

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That's a lovely typewriter,
isn't it?

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Yeah, it is.
Thanks, Calypso.

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I'm going to write my story now.

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Okay, have fun!

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[Humming]

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[Upbeat music]

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♪♪

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♪♪