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媽媽

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爸爸

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賓果

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布魯伊

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好，她睡著了

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你今晚想看什麼，寶貝？

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我們睡覺後你們要看電視嗎？

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布魯伊，別再來了

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快回床上去，好嗎？

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我不想上床睡覺

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不行，小朋友

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不過我們為什麼要睡覺呢？

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為什麼我們不能整晚不睡？

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因為世界就是這樣

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好吧，我要整晚不睡
證明世界不是這樣的

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那可能很難，大家都鍾意睡覺

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好吧，我會將每個人的床
都搬去堆填區

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呃，那他們可能會睡在梳化上

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好吧，我要將梳化也搬去堆填區

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聽起來很大工程

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你要花一整晚的睡眠時間

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是的，我會的，晚安

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嘿，等等，不

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來吧，我給你讀個故事

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你知道她會忍不住的

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我知道，你能幫我嗎？

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哦，對了，我有個主意

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等等，是個壞主意嗎？

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媽咪，你生我的氣嗎？

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不，親愛的，我沒事，來吧

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“從前，有一個村莊〟

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你確定你不生氣嗎？

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不生氣，我只是希望你去睡覺

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“在村莊裏…〟

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-嘿
-獨角獸

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不，不是獨角獸

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很不幸，本集《布魯伊》的主題

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為《獨角獸》

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借過，小心我的角

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-我們在讀什麼？
-嗯，一個故事…

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好悶，這個，讀這個

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裏面有隻獨角獸

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-我不會讀的
-好吧，我會讀的

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“很久以前〟

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啊，如果我會讀就好了

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獨角獸？

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布魯伊有點睡不著

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所以其實我們在嘗試平靜下來

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好吧，我在旁邊會很難的，耶

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-賓果已經睡著了
-我不管

51
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我管，不如你和你的好朋友
慢跑一下怎麼樣？

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我哪裏都不去，傻仔

53
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-我的名字叫查麗
-啊，抱歉，斯利

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-查麗
-比利

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對，我就是這樣說的

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-出去
-哦，媽媽，求你

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獨角獸可以留下來嗎？

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布魯伊，他是世上最乞人憎的獨角獸

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真慚愧但我可以將他變成

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一隻漂亮的獨角獸，我保證可以

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-對吧，獨角獸？
-不

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別聽他的，求你，他可以留下來嗎？

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好吧
但我們讀的是這本書，不是你的

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你會後悔的

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“從前有一個小村莊

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在這個村莊裏
每個人都赤腳走來走去“

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-耶
-獨角獸

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-你遮住書了
-關我什麼事？

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我忘記剛才那句台詞了

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如果你將這個詞擋住
媽媽就讀不了這個故事了

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關我什麼事？

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因為故事很好看

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我的故事也很好，裏面有只獨角獸

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這個沒有獨角獸

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而且結局很無聊

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她只是想讓你…

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-不要劇透
-為什麼不行？

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因為布魯伊未聽過

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關我什麼事？

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獨角獸，我想將你
變成一隻漂亮的獨角獸

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好吧

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請繼續，米利

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我不會劇透的…

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-一個…
-她做鞋子的地方

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-獨角獸
-獨角獸

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“有一日
　女王決定離開她的小村莊

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周圍走走“

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“我改變主意了，等等
　我又改變主意了

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其實，我會的不，不是今日“

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上，下…

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獨角獸，這是不乖的行為

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這個也是

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-我們要繼續嗎？
-好

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“於是皇后走了幾步

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踩中了一條刺“

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“唉呀〟

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獨角獸，你好衰

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如果你踩在一條刺上
你會有什麼感覺？

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我會感覺很好，手舞足蹈

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你不會，你會似女王一樣哭

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也許她應該穿鞋

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獨角獸

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無論如何，“皇后發現

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她的整個王國都長滿了刺

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她該怎麼辦？“

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做鞋

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布魯伊

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我了解你，獨角獸？

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你最鍾意的食物是什麼？

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小朋友

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講笑

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我鍾意雞肉桶

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太好啦，看，這裏有個雞肉桶

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多謝你，你太好啦

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好，我們可以繼續了

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“於是皇后有了一個主意

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她用皮革覆蓋整個王國

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這樣，就沒有人…“

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“再踩到刺了

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於是她開始工作…“

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“日日夜夜工作…

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用皮革

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覆蓋住整個王國“你可不可以

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-閉上嘴咀嚼？
-我可以閉上嘴咀嚼

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-當然可以
-唔該

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-“女王只是…〟
-但我是不會閉上嘴的

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到此為止，我要走了

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從背後捉住你，威利

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等等，不

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-我受夠了，布魯伊
-我能處理好，媽媽

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-獨角獸
-我的背

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我的頸，我的背和頸

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我只是拍了一下你的膊頭

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我受傷了，快打電話給我的律師

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聽住，布魯伊，很高興你嘗試過

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但你不能改變獨角獸

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我想你是對的

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你並不能改變任何人

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好吧，那我們能改變什麼？

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嗯，我們可以阻止獨角獸來煩我們

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-真的嗎？怎麼做？
-或者我們可以無視他？

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他很難被無視

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我們試一試吧

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“女王再也做不了了

145
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她太累了“

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哦，他來了，還記得嗎？

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無視他就可以

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你是威利希勒嗎？

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-我是查麗希勒
-媽媽

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哦，對不起“但是小丑〟

151
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“對皇后說‘陛下

152
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與其用皮革蓋住整個王國

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我們為什麼不直接蓋住腳呢？’“

154
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別讀了這是一件很嚴重的事情

155
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你們其中一位用空手道
砍了我的當事人

156
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-空手道？
-布魯伊

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是啊，對不起

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“於是皇后剪了兩塊小皮革

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將它們做成了鞋子“

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嘿，我在跟你說話

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對，聽他說

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“這樣人們就可以走到
　他們想去的任何地方

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刺傷害不了他們“

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-別讀了
-獨角獸，讓我來處理

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好，小心點，朋友
否則我就要戳你一下

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-好吧，作為你的律師，我…
-我來了

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“從此以後
　他們都過著幸福的生活〟

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就先這樣好嗎？

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好啊，我累了

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我要戳爆你，朋友

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