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媽媽

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爸爸

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賓果

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布魯伊

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早茶準備好了

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現在只要把晚上吃的塞進慢燉鍋就行

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媽媽，我找不到我的心形髮箍了

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-你現在就戴著，親愛的
-哦

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嘿，寶貝，你要簽字這個

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-好
-好了，我們走吧，賓果

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媽媽

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唉，是梅格，等一下
布魯伊，我有點工作上的事

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喂，梅格啊，抽屜裏沒有嗎？

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珍妮怎會拿你訂書器呢，在那邊呢

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-多謝
-嗯

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找我做甚麼，親愛的？

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可以和我玩一起扮司機的遊戲嗎？

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哦，布魯伊，我現在有點事在忙

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-等一下再玩好嗎？
-好的，沒關係

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你想多了，梅格，她不是看你不順眼

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抱歉，布魯伊
我現在忙不過身，不能陪你

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媽媽要先忙其他的，可以嗎？

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沒關係，我明白的

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梅格，先用迴紋針湊合一下

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我要先掛了，你五分鐘後打過來吧

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布魯伊，我空出了五分鐘

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我們來玩扮司機的遊戲吧

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真的嗎？

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-真的啊
-耶

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本集《布魯伊》的主題為《扮司機》

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開門，關門，砰，安全帶，啪

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現在轉動鑰匙

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好了，這是剎車而這個油門

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起步了

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上路了，哦，要小心減速帶

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慢一點通行

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哎呀，雨天來了

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雨下得大不大？

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-不是大雨
-好的

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那我把雨刮器調到間歇刮動，嗶

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哦，紅燈了

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要等到綠燈再走

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還沒有變綠燈

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為甚麼不收聽收音機呢？

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哦，對了，收音機，嗶

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剛才那首是他在巴洛克時期的成名作

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以下請欣賞孟德爾頌的作品

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歡迎繼續收聽
動感街舞頻道B1A7…

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芭蕉、弗利平
德特西，還有我，凱莉C

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-為大家帶來了…
-哦，綠燈了

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嗚，你開車要去哪呢？

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我就是隨便遊車河風而已，嗨

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好的，嗚

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正在開車

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唉，又是梅格

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額，寶貝你玩夠了嗎？

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額，是的，謝謝，媽媽

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抱歉，布魯伊，沒要讓你玩得盡興

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沒關係，我自己
跟阿加莎玩茶會的遊戲就可以了

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這樣毫無目標地遊車河沒甚麼意思

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如果我們能有個目標就好了

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例如，開車幫別人做點甚麼

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嗯

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-對了，媽媽，等一下
-嗯？

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問一問阿加莎要不要喝茶

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哦，好啊

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要不要喝杯茶，阿加莎？

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-好的，謝謝
-喝吧

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問一問她要不要加奶

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需要奶嗎，阿加莎？

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-不
-哦，嚇我一下

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不要牛奶，我要杏仁奶

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哦，對不起，阿加莎

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家裡沒有杏仁奶了

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-那就快點去買啊
-哦，天啊

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我們要去商店了

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那我們開車去嗎？

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好啊

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額，梅格，我五分鐘後打給你好嗎？

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就五分鐘，我保證，再見

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你最好快點買杏仁奶回來

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我就給你五分鐘，不然的話…

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-不然你會做甚麼？
-不然我就拿你的窗簾當貓抓板撓

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布魯伊，快點

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-快點上車
-好的

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五分鐘，我定時了

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安全帶，啪

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不要忘了，這是剎車，而這個是…

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-出發啦
-啊

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有減速帶，慢一點，布魯伊

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不夠時間了，嗚

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吧嗒，前方有急轉彎
快向左轉方向盤

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向右轉

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上坡去

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變得越來越陡了

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現在是走下坡

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哦，下雨了，還下得很大

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-大到路都看不清了
-啊

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把雨刮器調到最大檔

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-現在可以看清了
-商店到了

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-現在要找個地方停車
-還有三分鐘

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殘疾人專用停車位可以停嗎？

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-不可以
-好吧

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-嘩
-吱，停靠好了

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哦，不，他們已關門了

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看怎樣做吧，嗚

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-你是想直接撞開門？
-沒錯

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-怎麼可以這樣
-現在說已經太晚了

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-啊
-砰

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現在進到裡面了

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-快去拿杏仁奶
-好

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別忘了付錢

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好，那我把錢放到地上吧

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啊，店主回來了

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他看起來是要打我的樣子

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你都把車開進人家店裡了
怎麼可能不生氣

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但不這樣阿加莎就會把窗簾撓成破布

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啊，他走過來了，快上車

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等事情完結後

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你真的要跟阿加莎好好談談了

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快踩油門到底

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不好，他開車追著我們了

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快甩掉他

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就剩一分鐘了
時間到的話阿加莎就要撓窗簾了

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放些有激情的音樂
這樣你也能開快點

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好主意，嗶

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-機器人的國度
-呱呱

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糟了，前面有隻小鴨

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幸好躲開了

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-但現在車卻成了兩輪著地了
-啊

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快，靠到這邊

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還是沒有甩掉

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把杏仁奶灑到
擋風玻璃上，那他就看不到東西了

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-但那是給阿加莎的
-額

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你說她會不會真的去撓窗簾？

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當然，你以為她是嚇唬人呢

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這樣的話，留點給她
喝茶就可以，剩下的都灑出去

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好的

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他減速了，做得好，布魯伊

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-好耶
-快，只剩下半分鐘的時間了

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-哦，不
-居然趕上塞車了

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別擔心，砰，這車安裝了飛行模式

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嘩吼吼

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你現在才用這個飛行模式？

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是啊，下方的朋友，你好

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五分鐘的時間到了

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嘩哦，快點降落

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快點

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-安全帶沒有解開
-哎呦，快點解開

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阿加莎，我們回到來了

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-我們給你…哦，不
-發生甚麼事了？

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我們家的窗簾現在可以當抹布用了

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我說了五分鐘就開撓

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接著需要我幫你一起收拾嗎？

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不用，梅格還在找你呢
你去接電話吧

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-謝謝你，布魯伊
-謝謝你，媽媽

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-好了，現在要做正事了
-好了，現在要做正事了