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媽

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爸

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賓果

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藍藍

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<i>早餐吃飽了</i>

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嘿，把盤子放進洗碗機

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妳得自己收拾好

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-為什麼？
-因為我說了

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我們為什麼總是要聽你的話？

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因為我比妳們更高更壯

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嘿

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這樣不對

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妳們能怎樣呢

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哦，賓果，我有個主意

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好

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那主意最好包含把盤子放進洗碗機裡

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哦，肯定有

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哈囉，爸，我跟你介紹一下蒂娜

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-誰？
-蒂娜

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她是我們的朋友，她是隱形的

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好，很高興能認識妳，蒂娜

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-那是她的膝蓋
-哦

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蒂娜很高

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呃，有多高？

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坐在他身上，蒂娜

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什麼？嗚嘿

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比你還高

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本集《藍藍》的主題為《蒂娜》

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給我走開，蒂娜

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蒂娜只聽我們的命令

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-那就叫她下去
-好，我們可以…

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但你要幫我們收髒盤子

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-什麼？才不要
-好吧，算了

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就繼續待著吧，蒂娜

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哦蒂娜，下去

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好吧，我收就是了

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萬歲

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妳現在可以下來了，蒂娜

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啊哈來啊，蒂娜

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-什麼？
-你賴皮

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-踩他的腳，蒂娜
-啊

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-現在，踢他的屁屁
-什麼？啊，蒂娜

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你要再來一次嗎？

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不了

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好的，孩子們，上樓去洗澡

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不，我們不想洗，謝了

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-真的嗎？
-對

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妳走吧

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我數到三，一…

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-蒂娜？
-二…蒂娜是誰？

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她是她們很和藹又隱形的朋友

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-讓她離開這
-三

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什…喂，啊，哎

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什麼？嘿啊

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放我出去

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藍藍，我們再也不用

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聽爸媽的話了

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對，還不止那樣…妳看

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-爸
-要幹嘛？

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請你穿上這條短裙，跳舞給我們看吧

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什麼？才不要

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哦，蒂娜？

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好吧

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換他們得聽我們的話了

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喔耶

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讓我出去

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喔不，閃電風暴要來了

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呃，僕人

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是的，藍藍？

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我是說，是的，超讚的藍藍？

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能請你幫我撿一下那粒爆米花嗎？

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馬上來

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好心點，把它放進我的嘴裡

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好的，超讚的藍藍

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幫我嚼

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我要上廁所

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是的，大小姐

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你可以滾了

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請允許我說話

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-快說吧
-聽著，超讚的藍藍

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我們要妳們做那些事是出自於善意

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那是為妳們好

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妳不會想活得跟個野獸一樣吧

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我們愛怎麼過就怎麼過，我們有蒂娜

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嘿，走開，蒼蠅，給我走開

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這裡為何這麼多蒼蠅？

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因為妳半小時前
把半個果醬三明治弄到自己身上了

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另外半個三明治在哪？

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-妳該去洗澡了
-不要

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哦，蒼蠅

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賓果，回來這邊

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蒂娜，救命

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-蒂娜，給我下去
-怎麼了？

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我去上廁所後，媽試著要我洗手

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噁，賓果，妳沒洗手嗎？

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沒有，嘿，什麼啊？走開

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另一半三明治在這啊

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噁

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不要碰我，妳上完廁所沒洗手

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啊，走開，蒼蠅

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給我下去，蒂娜

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-就是現在，班迪
-下去

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-嘿，蒂娜，嗚
-我抓到她了…

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-壓住她
-嘿，放開蒂娜

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-抓她的腿
-我正在努力

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她把我當驢子踢

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走開，賓果，用妳的髒手

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髒手手來啦

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啊，別過來，妳這小髒鬼

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哦，蒂娜怎麼會這麼臭啊？

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快，我們快把她弄出去

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啊，她重死了

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這女人可真重

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把她弄上車

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妳啥都沒看見

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蒂娜，用空手道

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妳自己加油

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蒂娜，拜託，我們可以好好聊

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搞定他，蒂娜

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啊…嘿不要那麼大力…

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喔我輸了…

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好吧…我們放棄了，妳們贏了

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-萬歲
-萬歲，擊掌

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噁，賓果

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啊，蒂娜，對不起，但妳好臭

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是啊，她上次洗澡是什麼時候？

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蒂娜從沒洗過澡

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我們也不想洗澡

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啊走開

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嘿，等等，這又是誰的牙齒？

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-真大顆
-是蒂娜的嗎？

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-是的
-看看，這裡還有一顆

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她的牙齒怎麼會掉了？

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這個嘛，她上次刷牙是什麼時候？

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蒂娜從沒刷過牙

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-噁
-難怪

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她的牙齒都掉光光了

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-喔
-孩子們，當我們說

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妳們得去洗澡、刷牙

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或洗手，那是因為

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這麼做都是好的

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但當我們問爸為什麼時，他只說

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「因為我說了」

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對，他說我們必須聽話

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因為他比我們更高、更壯

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真的嗎？

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或許我也該像妳一樣倒數三秒？

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是啊

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聽著，我們以後或許會再說這種話

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因為我們可能在忙
但妳們現在理解我們的本意了

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-好的，媽
-過來吧

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我上完廁所還沒洗手

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蒂娜，我想妳現在

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可以放開我了

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喔，是啊，沒事了，蒂娜

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哦

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握手言和吧，親愛的

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啊，天啊，她的手也太有力了

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這叫洗髮精，蒂娜

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洗完後，頭髮會有椰子香味

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妳可以先繞圈圈刷，再上下刷

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別忘了要洗背

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還要記得刷牙，藍藍

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呃，我是說，超讚的藍藍

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馬上就刷