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(THEME MUSIC)

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Mum!

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Dad!

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Bingo!

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Bluey!

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Bluey, come on,
chew with your mouth shut.

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Sorry, Dad. I keep forgetting.

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That's OK.

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Bluey!
Sorry!

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Well, if you won't listen to me,
maybe you'll listen to...

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BOTH: Unicorse!

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How's it going, salad dodgers?

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Well, Unicorse, Bluey keeps chewing
with her mouth open.

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So?

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I chew with my mouth open
all the time.

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Watch.

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(MUNCHES)
(ALL GASP)

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Did you just eat a tick
from your own hair?

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Yep.
Eugh!

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You know what, kids,
don't listen to Unicorse.

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What? Why not?

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'Cause you're a grub.

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You don't brush your teeth,

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you don't eat vegetables
and you don't take showers.

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(BURPS)
(KIDS LAUGH)

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Grub!
But that's why we like him.

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He doesn't care that he's a grub.

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I'm happy with who I am.
Why should I change?

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Morning, Bluebears.

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(GASPS)

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Who is that?!

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That's our mum.

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Well...I'm gonna marry your mum.

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ALL: What?!
Stop! She's already married.

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And...why should I care?

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You would care if you knew
who she was married to.

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Yeah. He's a pretty smooth guy.

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Not as smooth as me! Check it.

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Hey, toots,
when are we getting married?

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(KIDS GIGGLE)
Mm, smooth.

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I'd say...never.

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Hey, hey, hey! Check me out first.

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Is that chilli sauce?

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It's sweet chilli sauce.

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Care for a lick?

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Tempting, but no.

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You look like
you've never cleaned your teeth,

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brushed your hair,
or had a shower in your life.

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(CRIES)

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Well, you gave it a good shot.

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Now, I think you best be getting
off.

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BOTH: No, don't stop!

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I ain't going nowhere
until your mum and I are together.

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Hooray!
Oh, man.

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What were all those things she said?

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Teeth combing and showuzz?

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ShowERS.

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Whatever. Show me how to do 'em.

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OK, come with us.
Alright!

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The thing is, I do this to myself.

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UNICORSE: I don't know what
that says. I can't read!

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This is toothpaste.

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Do I eat it?
No!

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It makes your teeth clean.

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What does this button do?

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Argh! Argh! Argh!
(KIDS GIGGLE)

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Argh!

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(SHOUTS UNINTELLIGIBLY)
(KIDS GIGGLE)

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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That's it! You get the horn!
(LAUGHS)

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Gah! Yuk!
(KIDS GIGGLE)

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Gah!

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Maybe self-improvement
just isn't for you.

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Listen, Unicorse,
no-one WANTS to eat broccoli.

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Except me.
You just have to do it.

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But WHY do I have to?

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Because you want to marry Mum

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and she loves broccoli eaters.

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OK, let's do this.

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(GROANS)

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Ow! (GRUNTS)

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(GRUNTS)

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OK, you're ready.
Go and talk to Mum.

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OK. A quick tick for the road.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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You cannot eat a tick
in front of Mum.

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You got that?
OK. Yep, got it.

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You got that, Dad?

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What's it got to do with me?

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Yeah! What's it got to do with him?

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Hi!
(GASPS)

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Oh, sorry, toot...I mean, love.
I didn't mean to scare you.

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That's OK.

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I've just stepped out of the shower
and brushed my teeth.

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And I'm wondering, would you like
to join me for some brocconi?

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Broccoli!

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Uh, I mean, broccoli.

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Well, I must say, you really have
cleaned yourself up.

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And I love your little bow tie.

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OK, yes, I loved to.
(MUNCHES)

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Oh, my gosh!

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(GAGS)
Wait!

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No! Come back.
(GAGS)

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Well, that could have gone
a bit better.

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Dad!
What?

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Oh, I'm sorry, kids.

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I couldn't help it.
It's not your fault, Unicorse.

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Yeah, it's his.

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Me?!

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Him? I don't understand.

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I'm the one who ate the tick.

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Unicorse, you're a puppet.

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He controls you.

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(LAUGHS)

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Ah, that's a good one.

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(LAUGHS) Yeah.

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Dad!
You are a puppet. I'll show you.

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Say something
the exact same time as him.

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OK, we'll say bauxite. You ready?

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Ready.

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Bauxite!
Bauxite!

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BOTH: See? Dad said it after!

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Oh, he was just late. Try again.

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Bauxite.
Bauxite.

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(LAUGHS) He's just mucking around.

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That's why I love this guy.

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Dad, tell him the truth.

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OK, OK.

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Look, mate, you are a puppet,
and I do control you.

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I'm sorry.

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(LAUGHS) There he goes again.

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It's true.
Have you ever looked at your legs?

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What do you mean look at my legs?

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They're just normal. (GASPS)

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My life is a lie.

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Yeah, and one more thing.

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(GASPS) Oh!

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Hi.

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Oh, well, this won't be awkward.

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What are you doing?

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Whatever HE wants to do.

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Someone's feeling
a bit sorry for themselves.

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Someone? You're a someone!

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I'm a...no-one.

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You ready?

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Go.
Hey, hey, hey.

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What's going on?

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Whoa, this feels weird.

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Whoa! This is amazing!

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You know what's good about
being no-one?

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What?

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You're everyone.

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Whoa!

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UNICORSE: Oh, crazy day.

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Sure.
I've been thinking.

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How can you be sure
YOU'RE not a puppet?

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(GIGGLES) Don't be silly.

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Night, Unicorse.
Night.

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(YAWNS)

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Wow, that was a weird dream.

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