- ♪ MTV ♪
- Previously on "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation"...
- Give me that titty, bitch.
- [laughs] - Last season was a lot.
- I'm not [bleep] done!
- Stop [bleep] yelling at me!
- Like, a lot, a lot.
- No. - It was messy.
- You touch me again, I'm done.
- What the hell? - Angelina was messy.
- Look, Angelina's cheating on her husband.
- Your life is a [bleep] dumpster fire.
- I'm so hurting inside.
I'm struggling.
- Because you're a cheater.
- Mike was messy.
- The side piece of the husband contacted me...
- [gasps] - So I recorded that [bleep].
- Is Mike "The Situation" a changed man?
I don't know anymore.
- Old Situation it is.
- Everyone was messy.
- Look. - [squeals]
- No [bleep] way. - Oh.
- I could talk about anxiety.
I could talk about depression. - Angelina.
- Ooh, I have a stone house.
- You [bleep] little [bleep].
[laughter] - You're very impressive.
- It was exhausting.
- I don't give a [bleep]! I'm done.
- So now we're gonna take it easy.
- [screams]
- Oh, don't die! - [bleep] outta here.
- You're the definition of toxic.
- Don't even. all: Whoa!
- Okay, maybe not. - [screams]
- Aah! - Who's ready for a foam party?
- [screams] - I wanna dance!
[upbeat music]
[all screaming] - Wait, he jumped?
[cheering]
- Guess who's back in the house?
- Now that's how you get pink eye.
- But he's my homey.
New Orleans, we are back. - [screaming]
- Welcome to hell!
- Ah! - Oh!
What a waste of cake.
- You are being a brat. Stop.
That is [bleep] insanity.
- [bleep] that. I was never [bleep] negative
for one second.
- Continue to play the victim
in the storm you created.
- Do you like him? - I've always liked Vinny.
I would date Vinny, full-blown.
- Wow. - What do you think?
- Um...
- Yeah! - Aah!
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
- Wait, what did she say?
- Wow. - What is happening?
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
♪ Let's party, get loud ♪ - Yeah, buddy!
- ♪ If you wanna have fun ♪ - Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello?
- ♪ If you wanna have fun and do something crazy ♪
- ♪ Heavy, heavy ♪
♪ I'm goin' beast mode, I'm goin' beast mode ♪
♪ I'm never on E, I always reload ♪
♪ I never miss ♪
- Yo. - [laughing] Yo.
- What up, what up? - What up, my dude?
- Welcome, welcome.
Welcome. - This place is nice.
- Just moved in. - Oh, that's lit.
Vinny don't live at the other apartment no more.
- Since you saw me last, I moved again.
I am a nomad.
Miles and miles and miles.
Hollywood! [laughter]
- You sold that house? - It has been lonely.
I spent a lot of time at that house just by myself.
Miles and miles away!
- Want us to help? - No, no. I'm good.
- You good? You sure? - Don't worry about me.
- All right. Love you, Vinny.
- Make it like I'm not even here.
Vinny don't live with his mother no more.
Welcome. Tribeca, baby.
- Wow. Oh, damn.
- Vinny don't live at the other apartment no more.
- Bro, do you got a girl staying here?
- Nah, nah, nah. It's just--just nothing.
- Who is that? - Dude, it's an extra tooth--
- If it was an extra toothbrush,
it would be brand-new. That's used.
What girl you have over here?
- Hi, Vin.
- Ma, what are you doin' here?
Thank you. - I brought you your shirts.
You look good, Vin. - You live with your mama.
- Nah, my mom doesn't live here.
- My room is the one with the vacuum cleaner.
- Yeah. - Is that a coincidence?
- Exactly, yeah. - [laughs]
- She sleeps over once in a while.
- Pretty much, she lives with him.
Vinny lives with his mom again.
I bet she's happy.
- I think I'm gonna stay a little bit.
[laughs]
- This summer's been busy for me,
really, really, really busy.
So we've been crushing all the shows.
- That's crazy. I see your Instagram is insane.
- You guys gotta come when I hit Jersey.
I'm gonna be at Headliner. - No way.
- [laughs] - That's dope, man.
- We used to party at Headliner's back in the day.
It's Saturday night, we're going to Headliner's.
Let's go, boys, let the pay-per-view event begin.
- Aw, I gotta come to that. Hell yeah.
- ♪ But I can't stop for none of them ♪
♪ But I can't, but I can't stop, stop, stop ♪
♪ But I can't stop for none of them ♪
♪ Big stepper, no running man ♪
- I'm excited to see the girls.
- Same.
It's like catch-up.
So anyway, my divorce is almost finalized.
- So that's good. - Yeah, I mean--
- Do you feel a little relieved?
[somber music]
- I mean, it's, like,
bittersweet, you know?
- Well, you're excited about Hot Girl Summer.
[music distorts and stops]
- I mean, listen. I'm goin' out a lot.
- Oh, I've seen. You're living your best life
out there.
- ♪ You seem like a dream ♪
♪ Now it's all about me ♪
♪ Not you, not you ♪
♪ Yeah, it's all about me ♪
- And I'm hanging out with my friends.
- But you're allowed. - Yeah.
- ♪ Lookin' at me, lookin', lookin' at me ♪
- You excited to see Sissy?
- I got all the options.
♪ ♪
Lani! Sissy's waiting for you.
- By the way, Nicole lives in East Bumble[bleep].
- I know, sh-- - Holy [bleep].
- Hi. both: Hi!
[laughter]
- Looks good. - I love how you noticed that.
Go eat them off your fingers now.
- The girls are having a little playdate.
- How's the single life? - Trying to live it up
one [bleep] at a time.
- Oh. - I can't deal.
- I'm sorry. I didn't know they were there.
So how's your lives?
- Everything was really good up until, like, this last week.
Mike and I went to Atlanta together
and we hosted the "Buckhead Shore" reunion.
Welcome to the "Buckhead Shore" reunion.
I'm your host, Jenni.
[cheers and applause]
- And I'm the other host, Mike,
also known as Big Daddy Sitch, is in the building.
- What happened? - Lauren called him panicking
because she couldn't get Mosey down the stairs.
[somber music]
- Oh, my God.
- There's masses throughout his chest,
and I think our options are gonna be pretty limited
to what we can offer him now.
both: Oh, my God. - It's happening.
- Oh, my--go get him. - It's happening.
It's happening. - It looks like he didn't
even have surgery. You look so good.
- I didn't know the severity of it 'cause at that point,
he was saying, like, things like,
we could work on doing another surgery.
But, like, in between the two acts,
Lauren texted him and...
[applause]
- Whoo! - Thank you, guys.
[cell phone dings] - Breaky break.
[indistinct chatter]
- Mike put his phone down
and said, "I can no longer look at it."
But I didn't know what happened.
And then 9:00, we wrapped,
and Mike said, "I just need to get home."
[tense music]
Let me help you.
- Oh, God. - Are you okay?
- [laughs]
- Here's your food. Just try and...
- Yeah, we're ready.
- The doctors are like, "The medicine didn't help.
"It was too far gone. He's in pain.
Like, it's happening."
And Lauren's like, "They might be able
"to prolong the life for a couple hours
or until you get home tomorrow."
I'm like, "Don't put him, you know..."
- Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying?
So--so I told my wife that, um,
he's not doing good. There's no other choice.
You know? But, you know, so...
- Yeah.
[somber music]
- I'm sorry.
- [sniffles] - Aw, Mike.
♪ ♪
- And he was a good dog. - Yeah.
- [inhales deeply]
- He really was.
I'm so sorry.
- [gasps] - Oh, my God.
- Mosey.
♪ ♪
- It was sad. It was, like, one of those,
like, really-- - Yeah.
- Just terrible. - Yeah.
- ♪ I tried to tell a story ♪
♪ That wasn't full of ghosts ♪
♪ Floating down our halls ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Where we gonna lie our broken hearts? ♪
- This is a lot harder than I expected it to be.
Moses has been a family member for me, my wife, for Romeo.
- It's your baby brother.
- And even to the squad as well.
[all yelling]
- Mosey! - Mosey!
- Hi, baby.
- Hi, Mosey. - Hey, Mosey.
- Mosey! - Oh, my God.
Him passing right now has been--
it's been super tough. It has been.
I thought that, um,
we can get him another surgery.
I thought that, like, we could, you know...
Uh...
[sniffles]
I've been through a lot of tough situations
in my life.
Come on, let's go. - Oh, my God, who is--
- It's your daddy. It's your daddy.
Moses has been there, you know, for me.
- ♪ Didn't make a sound ♪
- Honey, stop.
- I thought we could save him, you know?
- Honey.
I just, like, really miss him.
- Like, you don't want to see your friend, like--
he was, like, hyperventilating, just, like, balling.
- Oh, my God, if I saw that--
- Yeah, I was bawling. I was, like, just, like--
- Thank God you were there for him.
- Yeah, I'm glad that she was with you
and you weren't in there alone.
- Yeah. - ♪ And I know ♪
♪ I'll see you soon ♪
[Lynden Arden's "See You Soon"]
- Thank you so much for, uh, like, helping me get through it
and such. - Oh, you're my family.
- Come here.
- I love you. - Love you too.
She was an amazing friend and she supported me.
The good news is, he's probably smiling down at us right now
and he'll continue to be our guardian angel.
♪ ♪
- [exhales deeply]
♪ ♪
- Mosey, you was the star there, buddy.
You was the star right there.
- ♪ I wait for you in light ♪
both: Who's ready for a foam party?
- Aah! [all cheering]
- Whoo! - Move it closer to the pool.
- The electrical-- the electrical!
- [screams]
- James, your brother,
is with Angeliner.
She's posting him on her story.
- She's a brother [bleep].
- No!
- If you came to party, make some noise one time!
- All of New Jersey came out to see Pauly.
- Put 'em up, put 'em up!
- Hey, honey. - Honey.
- This man has a surprise for you.
Show Daddy.
both: Aah!
- ♪ Yeah, I'm a all-star ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ All-star, all-star, yeah ♪
♪ I'm a all-star ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I'm an all-star ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ In every sport ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ I'm a champion with wings ♪
♪ But I need more ♪
[cell phone ringing]
- Oh, my goodness.
Hello. - Mike, what's up, man?
It's Marlon with the American Cornhole League.
How are you? - Hey, what's up, my guy?
How's everything? Guess what?
BDS is a corn star.
[camera clicking]
- You rocked it in Atlantic City.
- Yeah. I just played
in my first tournament in Atlantic City,
which ironically, I won.
- We loved having you, and we wanted
to officially invite you to our world championships
in South Carolina to compete
in the American Cornhole League SuperHole Championship.
- Oh, my God. That's amazing.
Holy [bleep].
This right here is just not any tournament.
This is the world championships.
- It's gonna be you, Jay Cutler,
Chris Weidman from the UFC...
- Oh, wow. - Yeah.
- Doug Flutie. - Damn.
- Um, it's also live on ESPN "The Ocho."
- You can definitely count me in.
Thank you so much for this call.
- You got it, man. Have a great day.
- Who would've known I was married
to the cornhole champ? - You--you are.
- ♪ You make me move ♪
♪ You make me laugh ♪
♪ You make my heartbeat beat super fast ♪
- Oh, my God, why is James with Angeliner?
- James who?
- James, your brother,
is with Angeliner.
She's posting him on her story.
What's going on here? [laughs]
She's like, "I love him."
- "I love him"?
Let me see. - Yeah.
He works at Headliner's.
That's literally, like, Angelina's favorite place.
I love Angeliner, but...
- Oh! - [screams]
- James is not ready for that maniac.
[line trilling]
- Hello. - JB, we were just seeing
what you were up to, who you're with.
'Cause Deena was online,
and she saw Angelina posted you on your story.
- Uh, dude, I see her out sometimes.
- Gotcha, gotcha.
- Did she hit on you at all?
- No.
- I don't know, that was-- - That was a weird "no."
- That was kind of, like, dragged out a little.
- Is he, like, trying to not admit to anything?
- All right, bye.
- Like, what's going on?
Imagine Angelina pumpkin picking...
- No. - With the Buckners.
- No. - She'd be like,
"Where the [bleep] is the pumpkin?"
- They were just hangin' out together.
- All right. I just don't wanna have to fight Angeliner.
- Why would you have to fight her?
- 'Cause she does something crazy
and then gonna have to-- - You're jumping the gun here.
- She gets crazy. - You get crazy.
- She gets crazy.
Let's just go to bed.
[Clooney's "Shine Like You Mean It"]
- ♪ I woke up with the sun ♪
♪ I felt like number one ♪
♪ I call my friends up ♪
♪ Everyone, let's catch a little fun ♪
- All righty.
I want Mike and Lauren to get their minds off Mosey,
so I'm hosting a party in my backyard, a pool party.
And the boobs are out.
- Let's do this. - First pool party
of the season. - I love a good pool party.
- Helloo. - Come on in, Deener.
Your rack looks great.
- [laughs] [line trilling]
- Hello? - Just making sure
you're still coming to Angelina's.
- Yeah, I'm coming from the city,
so I'll be there in a few minutes.
[cell phone ringing]
- Hey, we're gonna be pulling up in,
like, two seconds.
- What?
What time is it right now?
- We'll see you soon. - Bye-bye.
- I am nowhere near ready
to have anybody over at my house.
I gotta rush. Bye, babies.
See you guys later.
- I'm actually really excited to see Angelina host.
- [gasps] What do I need?
Burgers and hot dogs
and everything. [bleep]
- Do you think she cooked?
- Hm.
- I'm just gonna do this for now.
[upbeat music]
- Do you think she got balloons?
- No!
[screams] God!
- We're here.
- These are very important. I have to put these away--
my divorce papers.
I got a couple of plates out.
I bought alcohol.
I think we're good.
- Hey.
- I'm here. - We're here.
- Hi.
- Wait, where's the spread?
This is the spread? - Yeah, that's it.
- She doesn't even have a charcuterie board.
- There's no cheese and crackers?
- Oh, those no pepperonis. - No.
You guys didn't tell me you wanted that.
What the [bleep] are you, the "Housewives of Beverly Hills"?
"Oh, you didn't do a spread."
Spread my ass cheeks.
- Do you have artichoke hearts?
- What the [bleep]? No, what this look like?
What am I, [bleep] Betty Crocker?
Nah, that's not my life. [bleep] outta here.
Here. Ooh, I got Jell-O.
Want that? - Oh, my...
- No, thank you.
♪ ♪
- Hello? - JWOWW's here.
- Hey. - Welcome to my party.
- I'm starving.
- Well, we have some chips and a dip here.
- Oh, no. - Kraft singles.
- There you go. There's your cheese.
- Hey, guys. - Hey.
- There was a food situation.
- Oh, no.
- Before they get here, positive vibes only
for Mike and Laurens.
- We made it, honey. - We made it.
- First pool party of the season.
Mosey's passing is way tougher
than I ever thought it was gonna be.
both: Hi. - Hey.
Coming to this pool party is the beginning
of me trying to re-center myself.
- Hi.
- I'm so sorry about Mosey. - Me too.
- I love you.
- How are you guys with, uh, you know?
- We were just, like, grieving all week, you know?
It was bad, but all of you guys reached out to me.
I love you guys all.
You know, thank you so much. - Love you.
- They're super down and sad,
and today I just want them to just enjoy themselves
and try and get their mind off of everything.
- Can we go outside? - Yes.
- Yeah! - All right, all right.
Let's go.
- ♪ I'm crushin' on you, baby ♪
♪ Ooh, oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪
- It looks good. - Right?
- Yeah, it does. - I mean, I'm trying.
- Angelina, what type of dogs are these?
These dogs are greasy.
- I think it's okay.
- Look how much slime's on it.
- Then don't eat that part.
These dogs-- - These are expired.
- These are month-old wieners.
- Ew. - Ugh.
- Whatever. I know food is a big thing,
especially to Mike, but, like,
it's a [bleep] hot dog.
Put it on there. [laughs]
- Uh, let's just call,
uh, the pizza place and get some good Sicilian.
- Jesus, guys.
I'm zero for zero here.
- What's on your butt?
Do you have tape on your ass?
- Uh-huh. - Wait, you got your tattoo
covered that you got on my show.
[tattoo gun buzzing] - Oh.
- It looks so bad.
- Chris, are you kidding me?
What the [bleep]?
- "Third time's a charm." I'm the charm.
- This looks good. - How long did that take?
- Like, three and a half hours.
Yeah, I need to get rid of it
because I'm divorced. - Yeah.
- Straddle me, baby. - I could.
- Yeehaw, mother[bleep].
Did you ever tattoo a girl
and that night banged her in the back?
- No. [laughing] No, no, no.
- Do you think aliens are real?
Do you like love songs?
Who cares? It's just a period [bleep].
- We are done. - We're done?
I'm gonna run in and get something really quick.
I'm so excited because my divorce is almost finalized.
Like, I am a [bleep] single woman now.
While the rest of them talk about their kids,
I'm taking Jell-O shots.
- So Angelina hangs out with Chris' brother, James,
like, all the time. Should I be worried?
- Is James single or no? - They're gonna bang.
- He is. - Ohh!
- I see him on her stories all the time,
giving her shots and stuff at the bar.
- Oh, my God. - It's happening.
They're gonna bang. - Deena and Angelina
are family. - Yeah, sister-in-laws.
- Oh, my God, you'd be sister-in-laws.
- Sister-in-laws.
Oh, my God, imagine.
- The Buckners don't have a bad bone in their body,
and I think that's kind of what Angelina needs...
- I'll be hungover tomorrow.
- Because she's, like, so evil...
- Ooh, another Jell-O shot.
- That, like, you need, like,
a Buckner to, like, level her out.
Just a couple of Bucks having fun.
[laughter]
I'm rooting for this relationship
because then people wouldn't bother me
about getting with Angelina.
- Angeliner Buckner. What would you do?
- I'd have to kick her ass. [laughs]
- Deena is real serious about her family,
so beware.
- Where is she?
- She went to Headliner real quick.
- [laughs]
- She's walking around.
- ♪ Bounce, bounce, party, party ♪
- Let's go in the pool. - Oh, my God.
Oh, [bleep].
- Brought my own floatie. - Whoa.
- I want you to blow up mine.
- I'll blow yours up, Vin.
No problemo. - Great.
- Do you think it'll fit this one?
- Wait, you have to put it in first
and feel if it fits.
- No, it doesn't fit there.
- I came with a big eggplant floatie.
[pump whirring] - It's going!
It's going. It's going.
- My eggplant is growing.
It's almost all the way hard.
- Are we blowing up a floatie or something else?
- It's getting too big. I can't even fit.
- What are you gonna do? It's gonna explode.
- Nice eggplant.
- That's what she said.
- I have a foam machine.
Can somebody help me?
- I'm sending you an invoice.
- "Unfold then set up the tripod.
"Affix the foam machine with the bottom screw.
Put the hose into the foam mixture."
Let there be foam!
[fan whirring] Aah!
both: Who's ready for a foam party?
[upbeat music]
[all shrieking and yelling]
- Cheers, guys! - Whoo!
- The wind is going against us.
- Move it closer to the pool!
- The electrical-- the electrical!
- [screaming] [bleep]!
[electrical humming, crackling]
- Uh-oh. - Well...
- Party's over.
- Ooh, look at this. - Okay, now I gotta go.
Enjoy your food. both: Thank you.
- Great pool party, babe. - To Angeliner.
- Sorry it wasn't up to par, but--
- No, you did-- - Yeah, we're so happy
that you're happy. - I know, and thank you.
And I just wanted you guys to have your minds
away from all that stuff. - Thank you.
- There's something, um, we made you, special,
that we wanted to give to you.
- Stop it. I'm gonna cry.
- Well, I decided to make a scrapbook of Mosey
for Mike and Lauren.
[sentimental music]
- [sniffles]
- It's all right to cry, Mike. - You're allowed to cry.
We loved Mosey. Mosey was part of this family.
- Mosey--yeah. - It's an emotion.
We're humans. Like, it's good.
- Aww, "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation" set dog.
Aww, isn't this a great photo, honey?
- Aww, Mosey was the best.
♪ ♪
- Receiving this Moses scrapbook
from the roomies is really special.
[laughs sadly]
I love the, uh, scrapbook.
Thank you, guys. You guys are amazing.
I'm very grateful for, um, such amazing friends.
It means the world to me that I get their support.
I'm gonna bring this bad boy to the car
so it doesn't get wet.
- Okay.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- What the hell?
- What is that? - Oh, [bleep].
- Cornhole? - Yes.
I have good news, guys.
Okay? I just got a call
from the American Cornhole League Championships
and ESPN.
both: ESPN? - What the [bleep]?
- And they invited BDS to the championships
in South Carolina.
- Are you good? - Congrats.
- Yeah, he's good. He won.
He got, like, a board.
- I didn't even know there was pro cornhole people.
- [laughs] - Yup.
- The American Cornhole League.
- This is the Super Bowl championship.
- Is that, like, a for real thing or is it a joke?
- You guys are also invited to South Carolina
to come and support, if you guys can.
- Yes. [all cheering]
- We're going to a cornhole tournament.
Mike, I'm in. - All right.
- I would never do that.
This is so random, and that makes it fun.
- Yeah, go practice.
- ♪ Put 'em up, uh ♪
♪ Get 'em up, yeah ♪
♪ Put 'em up, uh ♪
♪ Get 'em up, yeah ♪
- Oh!
- Look at that. Mike's killin' it.
- We're all gonna go to see this [bleep].
I can't wait. - Let's be his cheerleaders.
- What do you mean? - We could actually
be cheerleaders doing chants and stuff.
- Oh, like, real cheerleaders. [laughs]
- Yeah. I am a former cheerleader.
Thank you.
And now I'm a cheer mom,
so I'm living and breathing cheer again.
- Just don't fall off the stage again.
[cheers]
- Oh! - Oh, my God.
- Cheers to being cheerleaders.
- Whoo, cornhole!
- ♪ Let me dominate you, let me show you how ♪
♪ You could get the cream, make the cat meow ♪
- Chrissy. - Yo, what up?
- Got my, uh--my watch?
- You shouldn't be leaving that thing around.
- Maybe Sunday-- - Do I hear James?
- What's up, D? - Hey.
I'm just trying to get the tea
of, like, what is really going on here
with you and Angeliner, James?
So how did you and Angeliner meet?
- Oh, uh, so she--you know how she usually is hangin' out
with, uh, our friend, Mike?
A year and a half ago, we met up at the same place.
And I've only seen her, like, maybe, like,
three or four times the entire summer.
- Have you ever been to one of her barbeques?
- I've never been to her house. - Do you know where she lives?
- Freehold, right? - How many times
has she been to your bar?
- Well, it's a big place, so--
- You guys are friends? - Yeah, it--ah.
- I know you like party Angelina
and she's a good time, but drama Angeliner,
we don't want that in Team Buckner anyway.
We don't want that [bleep] at Thanksgiving dinner.
- [chanting] Show me your tits.
- Angelina, can you stop talking?
- Vinny, gimme your balls.
- [laughing] Oh, my God.
- Gimme your balls. - [laughs]
Pass the potatoes not, like, the drama.
And she has ten cats.
You're allergic to cats.
Never work.
- Feel like there should be a light above my head.
- ♪ Pick it up, get up, everybody, hands up ♪
♪ If you sittin' down ♪
♪ Then you better come stand up ♪
- I've been seeing on social medias,
yo, your appearances get, you know--
your nickname must be, like, "Sold Out."
- [laughs] Everywhere, man.
I'm super excited.
My "Jersey Shore" family is coming
to my gig at Headliner's in a couple of days.
We're hitting the biggest clubs, the biggest pools.
- ♪ I'm so cool with it ♪
♪ How I move with it ♪
♪ Head of the class ♪
- Let's take a carriage ride.
- It'll be so nice seeing Pauly.
We haven't seen him in so long.
- We're all together. - Yeah, finally.
- We're doing a nice dinner.
- Remember I did that cornhole thing
in Atlantic City...
- Mm-hmm. - Like, a couple months ago?
- Yes. - They ended up inviting me
back for the American Cornhole League Championships on ESPN.
If you're available,
if you would come and support your boy...
- Oh, word up.
Mike is the Bo Jackson
when it comes to lawn sports,
because the bocce ball to cornhole.
What's next?
Maybe badminton. [laughs]
I'm there. - Stop it. Yo, my guy.
- The Big Apple.
Oh, God, it smells like horse [bleep].
[horse whinnies]
You guys, pretend we're "Sex and the City."
- Okay.
[light jazzy music]
I'm Samantha. No, you're Samantha.
- I am Samantha. - You're Samantha.
- I'll be Carrie. You be Miranda?
- She's the worst.
- Wanna do their walk?
♪ ♪
- Let's get it.
- Hi, Pauly.
- Oh, my God.
- Yo, you guys look amazing.
Italian steakhouse, let's get it, all right?
It's happening.
Reservation under "Jersey Shore."
all: The family! - This is the best day
of my life. - Hey!
- Salut. [all cheering]
[upbeat music]
- Ooh.
- Could you do a heavy pour?
♪ ♪
A little more.
- Oh, God. Oh, God. - Y'all--wow.
- Not gonna lie, I'm a little buzzed.
Another Cakebread!
Who? Who?
both: Who? Who?
- This place is really-- [phone alarm ringing]
both: Birth control.
- My alarm, but I don't have my pills.
- Well, don't have sex tomorrow.
- I do it in [bleep] a lot.
- Get it in [bleep], bitch!
Enjoy it.
- Ew. - I'm sorry.
- He just...in there?
- It feels nice back there.
- Don't get me wrong...
- It feels nice. - I'm a [bleep] dirty bitch.
I'll throw up on a guy's [bleep].
- You threw up on a guy's [bleep]?
- [laughs] - What?
Yo, hold the phone.
Angelina, I'm starting to like you now.
- [squeals]
- Angelina and Vinny need some privacy.
- What's your, like, ideal guy?
- Let's see.
He has to be smart...
- I'm kind of a genius.
- No, [bleep] you.
Goes to the gym...
- What up, what up, what up?
- Love animals...
- Good job, T.
We're gonna go viral. Yay.
- From Staten Island.
- Bitch, he's right there.
It's Vinny.
- I like a decent-sized [bleep].
- Check. [laughs]
I want him to have a fade.
I want his name to be Vinny.
I want him to be keto. [laughs]
I'm like, yo, girl, like, chill.
- Vinny checks every single one of those boxes,
so what I have to ask the question is,
why not Vinny?
- Ask him why not.
- 'Cause she wants to bang Chris' brother.
- Oh, my-- - Whoa!
- Oh, my God!
- She's trying to go out with James Buckner.
- Buckner, that's not happening.
- Can I see myself as a Buckner?
Mm...I mean, listen.
- She's a Buck [bleep].
- A bunch of Bucks! - No!
- Buckners are cute,
Cutest family, cutest kids,
cute guys, very smart.
They're handsome guys.
Love the mother.
[laughs]
- Angelina wants James Buckner.
- She probably does. They [bleep] flirt.
- Ooh! - Whoa.
- Deener! - Stop.
[laughter] - Oh, dude.
You do not wanna mess with Deena,
especially talking about a Buckner.
- They flirt. They flirt.
- [laughing] But this is hilarious.
[laughs]
What does that make you and Angelina then?
Is that your sister-in-law?
- No!
No!
[in slo-mo] No! No!
- [laughs]
- They're both Buckner [bleep].
- No! - She's a brother [bleep].
- No! - [bleep] Buckner.
- I'm a butt [bleep], but not a Buckner [bleep].
- Mike's already making the shirt.
- Buckner [bleep] and butt [bleep].
- No!
[both laugh]
If you're mean to him at all,
I will [bleep] punch your new nose.
- [laughs]
- No, like, he really is my family.
Like, please stop.
- Guys, we're just butt [bleep] around.
[both oohing]
- ♪ Baby, I'm stylish ♪
♪ Bougie ♪
♪ Sweet little thing ♪
♪ I'm choosy ♪
♪ Who, me? ♪
♪ Who, me? Stylish ♪
- Last night, we had a great dinner.
I'm a little hungover.
A little more.
But today is our first cheer practice.
Nicole wants us to be cheerleaders for Mike
in the national cornhole tournament.
[line trilling]
- This is Marlon. - Hi, this is Nicole,
Mike "The Situation's" friend.
I'm a retired cheerleader.
And I figured me and the girls could cheer for him.
- Yeah, you are the first ever cheerleaders there.
- Is there wine there? - There's plenty of wine.
[laughs] - Yes, perfect.
- What the heck is happening?
I don't see anybody's car.
Nobody is here.
Like, where is everybody?
[line trilling]
[line beeps]
Oh, my God. What the hell?
I guess I'm going to Nicole's now.
- [snoring]
- You ready for your training?
- Oh, hell yeah. - All right.
- We're gonna get you right, boy.
- You have to go train where I train, okay?
It's gonna be intense.
[upbeat music]
- We're gonna get this boy right for cornhole.
- Vin, wait. I forgot something in the car.
- Damn. - What the hell?
- What do you got going on over here?
- I bring these boards everywhere.
- Bro, we're going to a boxing gym.
- Yeah, will you just let me bring it in?
I will not embarrass you. - All right.
- Focus, Mike, focus.
- Ooh, he's on the board. - Ooh.
Only worry about the right arm.
Get it, baby!
all: Aw. - Just shy of a half a dollar.
- Oh, my God. - See, you gotta
loosen that up.
Now throw it in the hole.
- There you go.
- Whoa! - Yeah, baby!
- Squat that [bleep].
- Like you mean it! Come on, Mike!
- Go. - It's for the championship!
all: Oh! - So that was pretty good.
- I'm a little winded, but all right.
- You're a little tired? - I'm a little winded.
- Mike is winded after playing cornhole.
We're gonna have to get him right.
- I'm all right.
[knock at door] - Nicole?
- Ma'am? - Where is everybody?
- Hello. - Hey.
I've been at the gym.
- At the gym? - For the cheer stuff.
- Oh, bitch, we're hungover.
That's not happening today.
- Wait, I thought-- - Come in.
I don't know how Deena's alive
because she drank just as much as me,
and she's just, like, ready to go.
I'm never drinking again.
Watch, I have a wine tonight.
No, I can't.
- Yo, Headliner's about to get real crazy
because Chris Buckner's brother,
James, works there. - Yes.
- James actually works at Headliner.
- What if we look over
and they're making out in the corner?
- No.
- Angelina is a Buck [bleep].
- No, a Buckner [bleep].
- No, Angelina's a brother [bleep].
- I don't think that'll happen
because all of his exes are blonde.
- Mm. Imagine she dyes her hair.
[both laugh]
- All right, I know you're hungover,
but maybe we could go over some cheers today.
- Yeah. - We might as well get
some work done now that we're both together.
Okay, show me what you got.
- [rhythmically] Shoot three, Mike.
We want to win.
Get it in the hole.
- Get your sack in the hole. That's funny.
- Shoot three, Mike.
both: We want to win.
Get your sack in the hole.
[both laugh]
- Their people are gonna be like, what?
Get your sack in the hole. - Stop. I'm gonna pee.
Sacks, it's funny.
Okay, I wanna call Angeliners
just so we could show her and she could practice.
- Mike, how you feeling? You nervous?
- I gotta be ready for anything.
- Yeah. - I'm really taking
this tournament very seriously.
- If you can get it over the blowout and into the hole,
then you're golden. - Yes.
- [exhales] That was close. - Oh!
- ♪ Stay winnin' ♪
♪ Never lose, stay winnin' ♪ - Oh!
both: Shoot three, Mike.
We want to win.
Get your sack in the hole.
- What the [bleep]?
- Get your sack in the hole.
- ♪ Stay winnin', never lose, stay winnin' ♪
- There it is, baby! all: Oh!
- A-T-T-A-C-K.
Attack the sack.
- You look mad. - [laughs]
- ♪ Stay winnin' ♪ - Here we go.
- You got this. You got this, Mike.
- Focus on the hole. Focus on the hole.
- ♪ Stay winnin' ♪ - [grunts]
all: Oh!
- Hole! Hole! Hole!
- It was the wrist! It was the wrist!
- That's airmail, baby.
I'm hearing the music, and I'm feeling the vibe.
What up, Jersey? BDS is in the building!
We got a situation.
- I knew it! [all cheering]
- ♪ I'm just bein' me ♪
♪ ♪
- Chris, I'm excited for today.
- Me too. - We haven't had, like,
a Sunday fun day in a while. - Forever.
- We are going to Headliner, parents' day out.
We're gonna be drinkin'.
Pauly's deejaying.
I am just ready to let loose.
I gained a little weight on vacation I feel.
You know what, this usually makes your arms look skinnier.
Hair spray, it makes your skin look more tight.
- Put some on my neck. - [laughs]
Put hair spray on your arm fat.
A little on your little...
Your skin actually tightens up.
I used to do this on my legs.
Who needs the gym, who needs surgery
when you have hair spray?
- You're contributing to the ozone layer, you know?
- Way cheaper and way less, like, energy.
- What are you doin'?
- It makes you look tighter.
I friggin' hate working out.
The hair spray thing, perfect.
- Oh, my God, you look like a completely different person.
- [laughs] - All that hair spray.
- ♪ Put 'em on the bench ♪
- Stucco down the shore?
Holy [bleep], Nicole.
I feel like I'm in a [bleep]-- "The Godfather's" house.
Nicole? - Ma'am?
- Oh, my God.
- Are we supposed to be looking naked here?
- Well, it's a day party.
I'm newly single.
I'm almost, like, full-blown divorced.
And having Hot Girl Summer, like,
and I'm showing my tits off a little bit more.
I'm takin' singleness by storm.
[laughs]
- Are you trying to, like, find a man today or...
- I'm just looking.
[bright music]
- That's not bad.
Release.
Not bad.
Let's go!
Somebody's been practicing.
- Come here, honey.
[gasps] Aw.
Do you wanna tell Daddy a secret we have?
Huh?
Today is a big day
because I have special news.
This is a special shirt for you.
[gasps] Oh, my goodness.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Day party. - I tried to do it
in San Diego, but it got botched.
- Oh, we didn't get to go to day parties.
- Now we got no drama, pool party like old times.
It feels weird it's so calm.
- Yeah, something's gonna happen though.
I don't know. Angelina's a loose cannon.
She'll piss somebody off.
- Yo.
- James. - Hey, James.
- Do you think you're gonna make your way to Headliner?
- Uh, I don't know. I'm pretty busy today.
You know I'm a busy guy, but-- - You're always at Headliner.
Pauly's gonna be there. - If I am able to make it,
it's not gonna be till later on in the day.
- Why are you being weird? What do you mean, later on?
Are you waiting for us to leave?
- Yeah, I don't wanna see any of you guys.
[both laugh] All right, love you guys.
- Love you too. - Love you and I'll talk
to you later, bye. - Bye.
- That was weird.
He doesn't want us to see him around her.
- No. - Angeliner Buckner.
- I don't wanna get on Deena's bad side
if I ever [bleep] did marry into her family.
Delete that. Not like that. - Oh, my God.
- I would never. Stop.
[both laugh]
- I mean, I'm good with her being my roommate family.
I don't think I would love her being in, like--
- Christmas dinner. - I really don't want
my kids being like,
"Aunt Angelina, pass the bread."
- [gasps] There he is.
Let's do this. - Not bad.
Oh, oh, oh, on the board.
- Hey, honey. - Honey.
- This man has a surprise for you.
- What's happening?
Honey, "big bro"?
- He's gonna be a big brother!
[both squealing]
- Oh, my God, come here. - He's gonna be a big brother.
- Mm, this is happening? - Yeah.
- Oh, my God. You're gonna be a big brother.
Oh, my God. This is so amazing.
I can't believe it. Oh.
This is the biggest blessing that there is.
You know, with the Moser thing,
maybe Moser sent us a gift, honey.
- Mm. - Moser made sure
that we were okay, our whole family.
And then he's our guardian angel,
and he sent us down a brother or a sister.
Mosey left us a parting gift.
I'm, like, crying right now. - Big brother.
- I'm, like, crying. - Big brother.
- I mean, it's just amazing. It really is.
This is the best thing ever for our family.
- Mm.
- ♪ Yeah, we livin' up, it's the weekend, yeah ♪
♪ It's time to play ♪
♪ In the sunshine, yeah ♪
- Today's gonna be fun 'cause, like,
it's gonna be at old-time Headliner's.
Now we're gonna turn up. - It's Sunday.
This is, like, our reset day, not get drunk day.
- I know. Are you gonna get drunk?
- I don't know.
- Sunday fun day. - Yes, bitch.
I have to be on nipple patrol. - Yes!
- Your nipple is gonna pop out. - Is my nip--
- Nicole just texted me and told me
that Angelina is naked.
- Ah, whatever, people have seen nipples before.
[bleep] it. They're nice. - Okay.
- They're nice.
- Honeys. - Yeah.
- It's time to tell Jersey, Headliner, and the squad,
let's go, we're pregnant.
- I don't know if I'm ready.
I really love having it, like,
secret for a little bit.
- All right, all right.
We will marinate on this.
I wanna release the news right now.
- Love you so much. - Good night.
This news is too good to be held within.
I like my hair all fluffy like this, honey.
Headliners is nostalgic for myself and the squad.
And if we can do it the right way,
it will be epic.
- My stomach's hurting really, really bad.
- It's probably your nerves.
We're about to tell the world
that we are expecting,
and the fam is getting bigger.
Okay, fine. I won't say anything.
- ♪ I'm feeling good ♪
♪ I'm feeling great ♪
- All right, we have arrived.
[horn honks]
♪ ♪
- [laughs] - Yes.
- Epic start to the day.
- You still haven't left yet.
- Still haven't left. - You're still inside.
- Still here.
- Hey. - What up, my guy, how are you?
- What's going on, bro? - Good to see you.
Oh, [bleep], you almost [bleep]
pulled my rotator cuff.
- James I don't think is gonna be coming to Headliner,
because he's been texting me, and--
- You guys text?
[gasps]
Cheers to Angelina Buckner.
- [laughing] Shut up. [bleep] you.
You know it's gonna take us 45 minutes
to get there right now?
- Are you kidding? - No.
- ♪ I've been praying for the weekend ♪
♪ Just so I could put the keys ♪
♪ And leave my worries ♪
- Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
I might skip to champagne today.
- I'll skip to anything that has alcohol in it.
- Welcome to Headliner, babe.
- ♪ I bet you wanna be like me ♪
♪ I bet you wanna be like me ♪
♪ ♪
- Give it up for "Jersey Shore," family!
- Drink another one.
- ♪ I bet you wanna be like me ♪
♪ ♪
- Everyone is having such a good time.
We were just ready to let loose
and have fun and dance.
[music stops]
- Okay.
- Deener is gonna be like, "I told you so. I knew it!"
- Okay.
She said no, but I have a feeling.
[crowd yelling]
- Give it up for Pauly D!
[cheers]
- Yeah, son!
- Ohh!
- If you came to party,
make some noise one time!
Yeah, buddy!
Shout-out to my "Jersey Shore" family.
- All of New Jersey came out to see Pauly.
They show him so much love.
It's amazing how he can just, like, pull this crowd.
- Put 'em up, put 'em up!
If you in that pool, I need you to splash.
Don't worry, you won't mess up my hair.
- I hear Pauly. He started without us.
- Where's my meatball?
- [squeals]
- Finally!
♪ ♪
- ♪ Look at me go, look at me go ♪
♪ Look at me go, look at me go ♪
- Shout-out single Angelina in the building!
- Whoo!
- Shout-out JWOWW and Snooki, what up?
- You're gonna have to carry me out of here.
- Jersey, turn it up.
- Yay!
I'm feeling the music, and I'm feeling the vibe.
- What are you doing?
- We got a situation.
- Ah!
[both yelling and laughing]
Are you serious? - Yeah.
- Oh, I could kiss you right now.
Let's do this!
- Let's go, bud! - Congratulations, my brother.
I need everybody's attention.
Listen to my family, please.
- What up, Jersey? BDS is in the building!
- All right, family.
We got a little bit of a situation.
- I think she's pregnant.
- I wanna let my squad know that I love them,
and the fam is getting bigger!
- I knew it!
[cheers]
both: [inaudible] pregnant!
♪ ♪
- Little Romeo's gonna have a brother or a sister,
we don't know.
- This couldn't come at a perfect time,
'cause they just lost Mosey.
- Crying.
- They've been wanting a baby.
So everything is just meant to be.
[cheers]
- Mission successful.
- [inaudible] my family!
♪ ♪
- Ah! - Make some noise one time!
There for the gang bang.
all: Ohh! - Damn!
- [laughs]
- Okay, classy starting now.
both: Hello, Carolina!
- Ah! - [screams]
- [screaming]
- Oh, no! - Ohh!
- That's the most action Deena's had all month.
[upbeat music]
- Wait, where am I putting it?
[both shriek]
♪ ♪
I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie.
[laughter]
- I'm a firefighter.
- I'm a Viking.
- What do you think?
- Um...
- I'm afraid to meet Jay Leno.
- [laughing] - [gasps]
- I'm gonna tell you this right now,
you don't wanna [bleep] with me.
- This is messy, Ang.
- How is it messy? - Come on.
- Shut the [bleep] up. - You're just spiraling
in your [bleep] crazy head. - All right.
- Who's the worst person in our group to get smoke with?
both: Jenni? - Yeah.
- Why is she getting dramatic like that again?
- Don't get a [bleep] attitude.
- Just shut the [bleep] up.
- What the hell?
- I'm going home. I don't want to do this anymore.
- Why are you wanna fight with us?
- So immature.
- Will someone just flip a table and get it over with?
- This is [bleep] crazy.
- This is a reality show.
both: Flip a table.
- [bleep] outta here.
- You're the definition of toxic.
- [bleeping]
- Ew, the sexual tension.
- Do you like Vinny?
- I would date Vinny, full-blown.
- Wow. - Angelina was saying
she had feelings for our Vinny.
- This is Vinny.
- Hey, what's up? - Wow.
- But then Angelina finds herself another Vinny.
- I just wanted to give you something.
[all screaming]
- Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder...
- We got a situation again.
- Welcome to hell!
It just keeps getting weirder.
So stay tuned.
You dig?
Buddy!
You feel me, right?
Nice crown.
- Harder!
That's all you got, bitch?
- Oh, you psychopath.