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<i>- ♪ MTV ♪</i>

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- Mike and I had
an agreement to go

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at each other on Twitter.

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<i>But calling me a felon?</i>

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You hit below
the belt really hard.

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- This is your gender reveal!

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There's your plane.

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- My wife is going to flip out.

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- Where's Mike?

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If he's in a plane,
I'm gonna murder all of you.

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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

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- Lauren, that's him!

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- Ah!

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- Yeah, right there.
That's him.

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Is it blue or pink?

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It's pink!

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- It's a girl!
- It's a girl!

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<i>- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Let's party, get loud ♪
- Yeah, buddy!</i>

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<i>- ♪ If you wanna have fun ♪
- Party's here!</i>

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<i>- The Situation
is under construction.</i>

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<i>- We're so classy now.</i>

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<i>- On the seventh day,
it'll be lit.</i>

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<i>- Get the frig out of here,
you crazy!</i>

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<i>- Um, hello?</i>

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<i>- ♪ If you wanna have fun,
then do something crazy ♪</i>

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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

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<i>- ♪ I keep rising ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I rise ♪</i>

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- Another meatball
is on the way.

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- Mike, that was epic.

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- Well, this was a success.
- Yes.

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- Mike, you killed that, man.
- Yes.

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- Now we can go home.

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- No more MVP days
on this trip.

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- Chaperoned ones only.

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<i>♪ Did you hear? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I been getting over
with the new year ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But he's got a way
to do it ♪</i>

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- Guys, I just have
to get something.

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I will meet you in the suite.

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- All right.

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- See you guys later.

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- So Deena is up to something.

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- She's definitely
gonna make us dress up.

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- Is she gonna dress us
like this thing?

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- Ew.

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- I got a package
sent here under Deena.

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- She's definitely
gonna bring us T-shirts.

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- Do you think
they're gonna love it?

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- I think some will hate it.

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- Maybe it's a bunch of beads.

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- It could be beads.

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- Anal beads?

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- We can't go an entire family
vacation without having--

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- Matching outfits.

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- Yeah.

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I would like to do
a matching family photo.

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- Welcome to my life,
matching outfits.

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- We are getting dressed
up today, people.

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- Hey.

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- Oh, God, what'd she bring?

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- What are you up to?

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- What do you have, bitch?

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- There's the box of fun.

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- We can't go a family
vacation without putting

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a little Deener spin on things.

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Drumroll, please.

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- Please be fun.

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Is it fun?

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- A NOLA-themed--

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- Jazz night.

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- --jazz night.

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- Oh, wow.

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- No.

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[laughter]

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I just got done with
"Dancing with the Stars."

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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

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I am done wearing costumes.

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- I got everybody's sizes.

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- I'm not wearing that.

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<i>- This is just what
we do in this family.</i>

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Like, come on.

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- These are definitely
not gonna fit me.

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- All right,
let's go get ready.

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- Oh, God.

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<i>- ♪ You get me so excited ♪</i>

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- Ew.

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- I don't know.

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- I feel like a chooch.

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Now, I know what
the chooch feels like.

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- I am fully committed.

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- If I fall right now, dude.

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- I'm [bleep] people either.

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- Where does this go, honey?

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- It goes on your head
like this.

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- Oh, it looks cute.

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Maybe you could
wear this later.

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[laughs]

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- Deener?
- Hello.

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- Ooh.

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- You look cute.

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- So Gatsby.

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So I feel like we have to
plan Angeliner's thing.

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- Yes, we do.

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- We have to figure
out a day to do

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<i>Angelina's divorce party.</i>

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We haven't set it up yet.

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- We have to brainstorm.

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<i>- Hello.
</i>- Hi.

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- What are you doing?

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- [burps] Ugh.

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<i>- Bless you, bless you.
</i>- I'm so sorry.

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I am so hungover.

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Oh, my God, I want to die.

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<i>- Massage?
</i>- I need one.

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My legs-- I wish you were here,
because you

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would massage my legs.

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I'd be like,
"Please massage my legs."

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I was going back and forth in
my head about bringing Vinny

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on this trip to New Orleans.

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- Are you gonna
bring him to NOLA?

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- I don't know.

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What do you guys
think I should do?

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- Are you prepared
for that introduction?

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- Can you come here tomorrow?

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I've decided I'm gonna
invite him to New Orleans,

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because everybody else
has their person.

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And I miss him.

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And I want him
to be here with me.

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<i>- I can arrange that.</i>

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<i>I miss you, so I
definitely want to see you.</i>

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- Yeah, I would love
for you to come, babe.

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I miss you, too.

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- What did we do at
her bachelorette?

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We did, like, the ghost tour.

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- It ends with him
strangling her to death,

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and there was some
necrophilia going on.

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- What the [bleep] is that?

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- He was making sweet,
sweet love to her dead body.

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- Maybe we could
do ghosties again,

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but, like, do more of,
like, a cleanse for her.

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Ange just needs
a nice cleansing,

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maybe some Reiki
or an exorcism.

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<i>She has been through
so much with Chris</i>

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that she needs to get rid
of all that energy

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that's on her shoulders.

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- A whole spooky day.

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- She would love that.

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- So come here,
help me out, babe.

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I need my person
with me, and I know

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he can help with the situation
that happened between Mike

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<i>and I, this whole
Twitter beef [bleep]</i>

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and our text messages
between each other.

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Mike took it upon himself to
insert himself out of nowhere

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<i>tweeting bad stuff about me.</i>

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- I saw all those tweets.
- Yeah, I saw that.

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- But then-- but then
they were deleted.

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- It doesn't matter.

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- So he realized--

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- Even though Mike and I
brought it up last night,

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it's gonna come to
a head soon, I'm sure.

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- Do you see what he's doing?

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- You're saying that
there was an argument that

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had nothing to do with us.

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- Let's not dismiss
her feelings.

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<i>- I'm really glad
that Vin's coming.</i>

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<i>He's not like my ex that
just let everything roll off</i>

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<i>his back like,
"It's all right."</i>

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No, it's not all right.

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Like, he's not gonna allow
anybody to disrespect me.

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See you tomorrow, babe.

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<i>- Bye.
</i>- Bye.

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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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- Hello, jezebels.
- Hey.

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- Ooh.

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- Oh, you look great.

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- I love this on you.

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- I wish people still
dressed like this.

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- I love this.
- Let's bring it back.

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- Whoa.

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[all shouting]

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- Everyone looks funny as
hell in these jazz costumes.

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<i>People got pocket watches on.</i>

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<i>People have fedoras on.</i>

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<i>Chris Buckner looks
like a paperboy.</i>

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<i>Extra, extra,
read all about it.</i>

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- So tonight, I feel like we
get some nice, authentic NOLA

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cuisine again.

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You guys down?

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Let's go.

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- We got to get
out of here, see?

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It's dinner.

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We're gonna be late
for our reservation now.

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<i>- Extra, extra,
read all about it.</i>

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<i>- I cannot wait
to get my jazz on.</i>

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- You look
like one of the waiters.

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- I know.

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- Can I get some
bread and butter?

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- I'll get in the back.
- What's up?

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- [bleep] off.

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- Pauly, where are we
going to dinner tonight?

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- Oh, this place
is real authentic.

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You're gonna like it.

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- Last night, Pauly took us
to an authentic Italian meal,

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and it was amazing.

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The Italian Barrel?

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- This is authentic
NOLA food right here.

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- Ooh, wow, thank you.

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- Oh, my God.

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- This place is good.

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- So I'm excited
to see what Pauly

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has up his sleeve for tonight.

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- All right, let's get it.

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- You're gonna like this place.

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- Wait, weren't we here before?

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- This place looks familiar.
- Which way?

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Which way?

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- Will you sit next to me?
- Right here?

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- Yes.
- The Barrel.

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- Wait, it's the same
place as yesterday?

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- It's the Barrel.

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- If it ain't broke,
don't fix it.

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Everybody loved
it the first time.

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Why not go back again?

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- So are we just gonna be
eating here every night?

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- Maybe.
They got chicken parm.

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- Look, the waiter
already has our order.

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We'll just do the same thing.

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- Ooh, I like the vibe.

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- I don't remember this place.

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- You don't remember?

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- I don't remember even
looking at this menu.

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I was trashed last night, and
I don't remember even being

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in this [bleep] restaurant.

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So for me, this is a new thing.

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Was it good?
- It was very good.

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<i>- ♪ Let's go ♪</i>

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- Wow, look at that
board right there.

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- Oh, my God.
- Ooh.

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- Oh, wow.
- Damn.

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- This is, like, golden.

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- Vin, you want some?

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- No, I don't want
any of your clam.

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- Sure.

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- Do you have ketchup?

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<i>[tense music]</i>

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- Ketchup?
Are you Honey Boo Boo?

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She asked for ketchup.

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- Yeah, for my cutlet.

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- No, get out of here.
- Why?

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It's a chicken cutlet
with ketchup.

254
00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:16,203
- That's sacrilegious
to Italians.

255
00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:17,671
You're supposed to do sauce.

256
00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,106
- Babe, whatever you want
with that, you can have it.

257
00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,107
- Thanks, babe.

258
00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,375
- No, go wait outside.

259
00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:23,110
- Oh, look, he's pissed.

260
00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,912
- Vin, don't make
me put my hat on.

261
00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,180
- Oh, [bleep].

262
00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:27,581
- What are you gonna do,
throw a newspaper at me?

263
00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:28,916
[laughter]

264
00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:31,084
- Yo, it would probably
knock your ass out.

265
00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:34,855
[together]
Oh!

266
00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,423
- OK.

267
00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:39,760
- Well, Ange, we usually hash
things out on family dinner.

268
00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,095
- Ooh!

269
00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,864
- Oh, here we go.

270
00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:46,900
- And I understand that
you were upset about one

271
00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,236
of my tweets, and I think
it's the perfect time

272
00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:51,138
to just really hash
it out so that we

273
00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,539
can move forward, you know?

274
00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:54,675
- I was taken back,
because you weren't

275
00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,477
involved with the whole fight.

276
00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,345
- What are you doing, Angelina?

277
00:07:58,345 --> 00:07:59,379
- Oh, damn.

278
00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:00,814
- Why are you talking [bleep]?

279
00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:04,685
- I thought at the time
that it wasn't a big deal,

280
00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:07,888
because we had this text
exchange about live tweeting

281
00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,089
for our show.

282
00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,190
- I'm gonna be very
honest with you

283
00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,992
I don't remember what we said.

284
00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:15,996
- No surprise, Angeliners is
getting defensive right now,

285
00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,364
and she's ready
for all the smoke.

286
00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,833
Just-- just so you have
the same information,

287
00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,702
I sent the receipts
to everyone.

288
00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:22,703
- Ooh!

289
00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:23,837
- [bleep].

290
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,339
- It's happening.

291
00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:28,609
- So we're gonna role play,
and I'm gonna play myself.

292
00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:31,078
And Vinny is gonna play you.

293
00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,981
- Oh!

294
00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,082
- Oh, here we go.

295
00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,583
- Come on.

296
00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,519
- Uh-uh, let's-- let's just--

297
00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,254
we should not go here.

298
00:08:40,254 --> 00:08:41,255
- I didn't know I was
performing tonight.

299
00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:42,523
- Yes.

300
00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:43,724
- I would have worn
something different.

301
00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,192
- Yes.
<i>- Oh, God, hide the wine.</i>

302
00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,793
Hide our martinis.

303
00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:50,731
The water, put it away, because
this is gonna be a disaster.

304
00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,599
<i>♪ ♪</i>

305
00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,835
- You take no accountability
for anything in your life.

306
00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:55,836
- Really?
I never do?

307
00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:57,037
- You said let's tweet crazy.

308
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,539
- Not that crazy.

309
00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:01,308
- FFD2!

310
00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:02,776
- Ahh!

311
00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:03,777
- Oh, damn.

312
00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,679
- Oh, my vagina!

313
00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,813
- How you doing, babe?

314
00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:07,948
- That's my man.

315
00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,650
I'm nervous about going.

316
00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,184
Like, anybody talk
[bleep] about my Vinny,

317
00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,553
there's gonna be
a [bleep] problem.

318
00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,655
- Angelina was giving
this Vinny a lap dance.

319
00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:18,725
- [laughs]

320
00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:21,862
<i>- ♪ Here comes
the troublemaker ♪</i>

321
00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,364
- We had this text exchange.

322
00:09:23,364 --> 00:09:24,365
- Right.

323
00:09:24,365 --> 00:09:25,499
- So we're gonna role play.

324
00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:27,668
And I'm gonna play myself.

325
00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:30,137
And Vinny is gonna play you.

326
00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:33,274
- Oh!

327
00:09:33,274 --> 00:09:35,843
- OK, I'm Angelina.

328
00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:38,846
<i>["The Entertainer"
from "The Sting" soundtrack]</i>

329
00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:40,548
<i>♪ ♪</i>

330
00:09:40,548 --> 00:09:42,850
"Let's tweet crazy."

331
00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:46,220
- "If I say anything
you don't like,

332
00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:48,122
please just text me,
and I'll delete."

333
00:09:48,122 --> 00:09:49,657
- "No, LOL, leave it.

334
00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:50,658
"I'm not the other girls.

335
00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:51,959
"I can deal.

336
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,761
"Just don't say slut,
because that [bleep]

337
00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:54,762
"ain't allowed no more.

338
00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:55,763
Ha ha ha ha ha."

339
00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,998
- This is so stupid.

340
00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,967
What are you trying
to get at right now?

341
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,769
- We had this conversation.

342
00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,370
And I said
at any particular time

343
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:06,106
you were upset contact me,
and I'll delete it.

344
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,408
I didn't get any of that.

345
00:10:07,408 --> 00:10:08,476
So I didn't know what
you were pissed at.

346
00:10:08,476 --> 00:10:09,677
- You knew what I was mad at.

347
00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,045
You just came out of,
like, left field

348
00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,913
and said I should have
had a felony for throwing

349
00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:14,014
water at somebody.

350
00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,015
- No, no, no, no,
no, I didn't--

351
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,016
I didn't--

352
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,351
- You literally looked up--

353
00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:18,385
- --I didn't say that you
should have had a felony.

354
00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,386
- Yes, you did.

355
00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,689
- I said that it was a felony.

356
00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:24,859
Listen, it takes
a felon to spot a felony.

357
00:10:24,859 --> 00:10:25,926
Did you throw water?

358
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,127
- Who gives a [bleep]?

359
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,729
- Can you even
answer that question?

360
00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,564
<i>- This is my first night,
and already there's drama.</i>

361
00:10:30,564 --> 00:10:32,800
I mean, I'm here for it,
but also I

362
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,502
want to eat my frickin' food.

363
00:10:34,502 --> 00:10:36,670
- Did you [bleep] not pay
your taxes, yes or no?

364
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:37,771
- Whoa.

365
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:38,873
- Yes, I did, and I--

366
00:10:38,873 --> 00:10:40,207
- And then you got
a felony, right?

367
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,609
- --and I went to prison,
took accountability--

368
00:10:41,609 --> 00:10:42,576
- I've taken accountability
for throwing water.

369
00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:43,978
- --went to probation.

370
00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:46,180
- I said sorry to Nikki
and Pauly the next day.

371
00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,348
I threw it.

372
00:10:47,348 --> 00:10:48,682
I'm so sorry I did that,
by the way.

373
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:49,683
- Things got heated,
and it was--

374
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:50,885
I mean--

375
00:10:50,885 --> 00:10:51,886
- Yeah, it didn't
need to go that far.

376
00:10:51,886 --> 00:10:53,387
I apologize as well.

377
00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:54,755
- You take no accountability
for anything in your life.

378
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,190
- Really?
I never do?

379
00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:57,558
- You can't even admit you
threw a bottle of water

380
00:10:57,558 --> 00:10:59,727
in front of all of us.

381
00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,829
- Mike is, like, really
coming hard with the receipts.

382
00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,430
- I just asked you
just now, and you said--

383
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:04,999
- I don't give a [bleep]
what you're asking me.

384
00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:06,200
You're not involved
in that [bleep] fight.

385
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,501
Get out of it.

386
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:08,602
- Angelina is getting
more and more angry.

387
00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:09,937
- Who gives a [bleep]?

388
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:12,373
- I just want to make
it stop, make it stop.

389
00:11:12,373 --> 00:11:13,641
- You said,
"Let's tweet crazy."

390
00:11:13,641 --> 00:11:14,875
- Not that crazy.

391
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,210
Why are you trying
to [bleep] discredit

392
00:11:16,210 --> 00:11:17,478
my feelings right now?

393
00:11:17,478 --> 00:11:19,413
- Oh, my God,
I've been looking for you.

394
00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:21,882
Can I please get another
dirty martini, please?

395
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:22,883
- How I feel--

396
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:23,918
- Oh, my God.

397
00:11:23,918 --> 00:11:25,519
- --is that you initiated this.

398
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,887
- Oh.
- And you--

399
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,489
- Here we go, gaslighter.
- --texted me.

400
00:11:28,489 --> 00:11:29,990
You initiated this.
- OK.

401
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,692
- I think he's saying
that you guys could

402
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:32,927
go back and forth on Twitter.

403
00:11:32,927 --> 00:11:33,928
- But I never allowed that.

404
00:11:33,928 --> 00:11:35,195
I never said anything.

405
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,497
- What do you mean,
you never said anything?

406
00:11:36,497 --> 00:11:38,299
I have the text exchange here.

407
00:11:38,299 --> 00:11:40,568
- I never [bleep] said one
time that you could say felony.

408
00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:41,869
I never bought that [bleep] up.
That's a lie.

409
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,837
- Oh, my God.
- That's a lie.

410
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:46,740
- It's very hard when it comes
to Angelina in an argument.

411
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,475
<i>It's like you're
arguing with a wall.</i>

412
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:52,646
<i>And we all know BDS's history
when it comes to walls.</i>

413
00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:53,981
- [bleep]
- Stop!

414
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:54,982
- Look at you, bro.

415
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,517
- You all right?

416
00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:58,419
<i>- So I need to abort
mission right now so that we</i>

417
00:11:58,419 --> 00:12:00,387
can move forward as a squad.

418
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,755
- The felony thing
was below the belt,

419
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,023
and you [bleep] know it.
That's weird.

420
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,959
- If it hurt your feelings,
I apologize.

421
00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:06,660
I really do.
- It did hurt my feelings.

422
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:07,861
- I really do.

423
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,331
I thought that we
were tweeting crazy,

424
00:12:10,331 --> 00:12:12,466
and I'm sorry if there
was a miscommunication.

425
00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:13,901
- It was a big one.

426
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,102
- I apologize.

427
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:16,437
I don't want to
hurt your feelings.

428
00:12:16,437 --> 00:12:18,272
You know, we've known
each other for 15 years.

429
00:12:18,272 --> 00:12:20,741
We've got into some really
epic fights together,

430
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:23,711
but I want to move forward,
you know?

431
00:12:23,711 --> 00:12:25,212
Come on.

432
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:28,616
[all shouting]

433
00:12:28,616 --> 00:12:31,285
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.

434
00:12:31,285 --> 00:12:32,286
Bring it in.
- All right.

435
00:12:32,286 --> 00:12:33,287
- Sorry.
- Yay!

436
00:12:33,287 --> 00:12:34,288
- I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

437
00:12:34,288 --> 00:12:35,656
- All right.
- Thank you.

438
00:12:35,656 --> 00:12:37,925
<i>- Extra, extra,
Mike and Angelina make up.</i>

439
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,060
<i>25 cents a paper now.</i>

440
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,029
- Well, that was fun.

441
00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,631
- Oh, guys, I have
an announcement to make.

442
00:12:43,631 --> 00:12:45,499
No-nut November is over.

443
00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:47,101
- Oh!

444
00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:48,335
- Ew.

445
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:51,038
- Yeah, we weren't
gonna tell you guys.

446
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,473
- It was a good run.
- A good run?

447
00:12:52,473 --> 00:12:54,308
You lasted a week.
- It was a good nine days.

448
00:12:54,308 --> 00:12:55,809
[laughs]

449
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:58,312
Yeah, I mean, no-nut November
was much more challenging

450
00:12:58,312 --> 00:13:00,614
<i>than I thought, especially
when you hit that bed</i>

451
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,884
<i>and see the laptop right
over there looking at you.</i>

452
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,085
It's tough.

453
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,086
I made it, like, special.

454
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,287
- Ew, disgusting.

455
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,656
- I lit some candles.

456
00:13:08,656 --> 00:13:10,224
I put down some flowers.

457
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:11,925
I watched my favorite film.

458
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,661
- Ugh.

459
00:13:13,661 --> 00:13:15,696
- All right, let's play a game.

460
00:13:15,696 --> 00:13:17,064
- Vinny's dinner games.

461
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:18,632
You should start a series.

462
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:21,635
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

463
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,805
<i>♪ ♪</i>

464
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,740
- You can't eat dinner
without playing games.

465
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,542
We could play the story one
where we each say one word

466
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:30,144
and make a story.
- I like that one.

467
00:13:30,144 --> 00:13:31,178
- Whatever you want to do, Vin.

468
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:33,013
- OK, I'll start it.

469
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,455
- [bleep].

470
00:13:41,455 --> 00:13:42,656
- Let us ease into it first.

471
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,024
- Where did that come from?

472
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:47,061
- Angelina can't last five
seconds without cursing.

473
00:13:47,061 --> 00:13:48,996
<i>She probably curses
in her sleep.</i>

474
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,297
- [snoring]

475
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,232
[bleep] off.

476
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,668
[snores]

477
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,136
[bleep].

478
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,608
- Oh, my God.

479
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:02,710
<i>- What is the problem?</i>

480
00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:03,711
<i>I curse.</i>

481
00:14:03,711 --> 00:14:04,778
[laughs]

482
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,251
[laughter]

483
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,453
- Pigeon?

484
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:18,892
- Oh, my God.

485
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,461
- What is wrong with you?

486
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,334
[laughter]

487
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,702
- [bleep].

488
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,070
- Are we seven?

489
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,172
- The story is supposed
to [bleep] make sense.

490
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,507
- Where are we at
in the story?

491
00:14:33,507 --> 00:14:35,542
- The girl [bleep] the
pigeon, and the cactus

492
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,311
[bleep] a vagina.

493
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,846
- All right, the story is dead.

494
00:14:43,784 --> 00:14:47,221
<i>[upbeat jazzy music]</i>

495
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,290
- All right,
so who's ready for jazz?

496
00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:51,159
[all cheering]

497
00:14:51,159 --> 00:14:52,593
- Thank you.
- You guys were the best.

498
00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:54,328
- There's, like,
a lot of weird people here.

499
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:55,696
- Well, we're in New Orleans.

500
00:14:55,696 --> 00:14:57,098
What did you guys expect?
- Look in that window.

501
00:14:57,098 --> 00:14:58,900
- Wait, what is that?
- Oh, look at that.

502
00:14:58,900 --> 00:14:59,967
- Bro, is that a person?

503
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,335
- Is it her eyes,
or is it moving?

504
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,537
- That's creepy.

505
00:15:02,537 --> 00:15:04,172
- Deena, is this
another murder mystery?

506
00:15:04,172 --> 00:15:05,306
- That's Al Capone.

507
00:15:05,306 --> 00:15:09,277
<i>♪ ♪</i>

508
00:15:09,277 --> 00:15:10,611
- Oh, this is cool.

509
00:15:10,611 --> 00:15:11,979
- We'll have fun.

510
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,048
- Why are we the only
ones dressed like this?

511
00:15:14,048 --> 00:15:17,852
- We walk into a legit
New Orleans jazz bar.

512
00:15:17,852 --> 00:15:19,921
<i>You have people dancing.</i>

513
00:15:19,921 --> 00:15:21,889
<i>I feel like I'm in, like,
the '20s.</i>

514
00:15:21,889 --> 00:15:22,924
I love it.

515
00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:24,225
<i>♪ ♪</i>

516
00:15:24,225 --> 00:15:25,359
- Look at this guy.

517
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,527
- Here, you want to try?

518
00:15:26,527 --> 00:15:28,129
- All right,
let me put this down.

519
00:15:28,129 --> 00:15:30,464
- You know, we don't really
know how to dance to jazz,

520
00:15:30,464 --> 00:15:31,499
but we're gonna try our best.

521
00:15:31,499 --> 00:15:33,834
- Just do what they do.

522
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:35,836
- Hey!

523
00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:37,638
Hey!

524
00:15:37,638 --> 00:15:39,307
They're doing a lot
of leg kicks.

525
00:15:39,307 --> 00:15:41,142
<i>♪ ♪</i>

526
00:15:41,142 --> 00:15:42,710
<i>- Chris, I give him
credit for getting</i>

527
00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:45,613
up there and dancing like the
little paperboy that he is.

528
00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:47,448
<i>Extra, extra, Chris can dance.</i>

529
00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:49,917
- More spinning, more spinning.

530
00:15:49,917 --> 00:15:54,555
[all cheering]

531
00:15:54,555 --> 00:15:55,990
- This is a long song.

532
00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:57,491
My legs hurt.

533
00:15:57,491 --> 00:15:58,492
It's just so long.

534
00:15:58,492 --> 00:15:59,961
My legs are getting tired.

535
00:15:59,961 --> 00:16:01,462
His legs are getting tired.

536
00:16:01,462 --> 00:16:02,563
- It's gonna end soon.

537
00:16:02,563 --> 00:16:05,366
- It has to be
over soon, right?

538
00:16:05,366 --> 00:16:06,701
Oh, thank God.

539
00:16:06,701 --> 00:16:08,936
- That was
the longest song ever.

540
00:16:08,936 --> 00:16:09,937
- I need water.

541
00:16:09,937 --> 00:16:11,405
- Come on, Vin!

542
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,641
- Nah, I'm retired.

543
00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:16,310
- My man, my buddy over there,
his name is Vinny.

544
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:19,013
He was on "Dancing with
the Stars," but he's shy.

545
00:16:19,013 --> 00:16:20,414
So we need somebody
to call him up.

546
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,716
You think you could do that?

547
00:16:21,716 --> 00:16:23,150
- OK.

548
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,952
<i>- There is a
"Dancing With the Stars" star</i>

549
00:16:24,952 --> 00:16:27,588
in the building, so we need
to get him up here dancing.

550
00:16:27,588 --> 00:16:29,457
- I heard we got somebody
that's been on

551
00:16:29,457 --> 00:16:31,192
"Dancing with the Stars"
in here.

552
00:16:31,192 --> 00:16:34,262
[all cheering]

553
00:16:34,262 --> 00:16:36,163
Vinny, let's get into it, man.

554
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,632
I ain't gonna push you
too hard,

555
00:16:37,632 --> 00:16:39,166
but if you ever want
to get on the dance floor,

556
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,268
you know what I mean?

557
00:16:40,268 --> 00:16:43,337
[together]
Vinny! Vinny! Vinny!

558
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:45,906
Vinny! Vinny! Vinny!

559
00:16:45,906 --> 00:16:47,341
- All right, all right,
let's do it.

560
00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:48,943
Let's do it.

561
00:16:48,943 --> 00:16:51,812
[cheers and applause]

562
00:16:51,812 --> 00:16:54,715
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

563
00:16:54,715 --> 00:16:58,653
<i>- ♪ Walking, strutting,
man, that time or nothing ♪</i>

564
00:16:58,653 --> 00:17:00,588
<i>♪ Dance away, swing and hop ♪</i>

565
00:17:00,588 --> 00:17:03,257
<i>♪ Make it low and pay it low ♪</i>

566
00:17:03,257 --> 00:17:06,494
[cheers and applause]

567
00:17:06,494 --> 00:17:08,763
- At least he's
not jump-roping.

568
00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:10,364
Thank God.

569
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:12,366
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

570
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:14,201
- Go, Vinny!

571
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,636
- Are you guys
gonna come dance?

572
00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:16,637
- OK.

573
00:17:16,637 --> 00:17:18,439
- Yeah, come on.

574
00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:21,042
<i>♪ ♪</i>

575
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:22,977
<i>- Now, this is the
type of night I</i>

576
00:17:22,977 --> 00:17:25,012
was picturing for jazz night.

577
00:17:25,012 --> 00:17:26,013
Ah!

578
00:17:26,013 --> 00:17:27,615
- This is fun.

579
00:17:27,615 --> 00:17:30,217
- I believe that the Lindy Hop
was the original fist pumping.

580
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,219
<i>♪ ♪</i>

581
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,554
- Ready?
- Yes.

582
00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:34,855
- Bye, guys.
Thank you.

583
00:17:34,855 --> 00:17:35,856
- I'm holding you.

584
00:17:35,856 --> 00:17:37,425
- I'm coming up here.

585
00:17:37,425 --> 00:17:38,626
Ooh!
- Good night, guys.

586
00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:39,627
- Good night.

587
00:17:39,627 --> 00:17:41,395
- You have a good night.

588
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,396
- See you guys in the morning.

589
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:43,397
- Where's our room?

590
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:44,465
- I passed it.

591
00:17:44,465 --> 00:17:45,533
- Oh, here you are.

592
00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:47,535
- This is my house.

593
00:17:47,535 --> 00:17:49,437
- Why does it smell,
like, musty in here?

594
00:17:49,437 --> 00:17:52,673
- Bitch, your room smells
like vagina and vodka.

595
00:17:52,673 --> 00:17:53,674
- Did you have fun?

596
00:17:53,674 --> 00:17:55,609
- I had a great time.

597
00:17:55,609 --> 00:17:56,777
- I have a little
surprise, though.

598
00:17:56,777 --> 00:17:57,778
I forgot to tell you.

599
00:17:57,778 --> 00:17:58,779
- What?

600
00:17:58,779 --> 00:18:00,348
- Vin is coming tomorrow.

601
00:18:00,348 --> 00:18:01,349
- Your Vin?

602
00:18:01,349 --> 00:18:02,450
- My Vin.

603
00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:04,585
- [gasps] When?

604
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:05,586
- I think early.

605
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,088
Why?
- [indistinct].

606
00:18:07,088 --> 00:18:08,089
- What?
- [snorting]

607
00:18:08,089 --> 00:18:09,423
- What?

608
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:11,125
What?

609
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:12,259
What the [bleep]?

610
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,295
You're malfunctioning.

611
00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:17,231
- Oh, my God,
it's not great timing.

612
00:18:17,231 --> 00:18:23,671
We kinda-- we-- we kind of
planned your divorce party,

613
00:18:23,671 --> 00:18:27,541
and now
what's his name is coming.

614
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:28,609
What's his name?

615
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:31,812
[snorts]
Wait, I got this.

616
00:18:31,812 --> 00:18:34,315
Just give me a second.

617
00:18:34,315 --> 00:18:35,850
- [bleep] my life.

618
00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:37,218
No wonder why you girls were
telling me not to bring him.

619
00:18:37,218 --> 00:18:38,819
- No, maybe he can
hang out for a little bit.

620
00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:40,321
- He's gonna come
to my divorce party?

621
00:18:40,321 --> 00:18:41,789
Does that seem normal to you?

622
00:18:41,789 --> 00:18:43,724
- Well, I didn't know you
were bringing your new man.

623
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:45,626
- Has anybody ever
brought their new man

624
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:46,794
to a divorce party?

625
00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:48,529
Is it, like,
something that's done?

626
00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:50,765
Do you think I'm gonna [bleep]
this whole relationship up

627
00:18:50,765 --> 00:18:52,333
by bringing him
around you wackos?

628
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,034
- [laughs]

629
00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:55,836
- Oh, God,
just when you thought

630
00:18:55,836 --> 00:18:57,304
shooting your [bleep]
ex-husband in the face

631
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,206
with a cannon was bad--

632
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,976
- Ah!

633
00:19:01,976 --> 00:19:03,544
- --here we are.

634
00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:05,046
All right, I got to go to bed.

635
00:19:05,046 --> 00:19:06,313
I think you need sleep, too.

636
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,314
- I just got here.

637
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,516
I don't need sleep.

638
00:19:08,516 --> 00:19:09,550
- So what are you
gonna do right now?

639
00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:10,618
- Find a friend.

640
00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:11,619
- All right, I'm going to bed.

641
00:19:11,619 --> 00:19:12,887
Good night.

642
00:19:12,887 --> 00:19:15,122
<i>Nicole is really drunk
right now,</i>

643
00:19:15,122 --> 00:19:16,991
but I think she'll be fine.

644
00:19:16,991 --> 00:19:18,759
- Oh, [bleep].

645
00:19:18,759 --> 00:19:20,594
This is scary.

646
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:21,595
Whoo!

647
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,364
It's my first night here.

648
00:19:23,364 --> 00:19:25,232
<i>I don't want to go to bed.</i>

649
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,001
Friends?

650
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:30,271
<i>Who is awake
and wants to have drinks?</i>

651
00:19:30,271 --> 00:19:32,273
Hello?

652
00:19:32,273 --> 00:19:33,941
Friends?

653
00:19:33,941 --> 00:19:36,710
I'm looking for a friend!

654
00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:39,680
This is my friend.

655
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,915
Hey, girl.

656
00:19:40,915 --> 00:19:43,717
Would you like a bead?

657
00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:46,187
Show your beads!

658
00:19:46,187 --> 00:19:47,655
<i>I'm just here
to have a good time.</i>

659
00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:51,025
So-- why am I
holding your hand?

660
00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:54,028
Ew.

661
00:19:54,028 --> 00:19:58,332
I want a nice friend
who wants to hang out.

662
00:19:58,332 --> 00:19:59,934
Oh, no, the cops are looking.

663
00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:01,802
Maybe Mama should go to bed.

664
00:20:01,802 --> 00:20:04,104
Good night, New Orleans!

665
00:20:04,104 --> 00:20:08,809
[laughs, snorts]

666
00:20:10,144 --> 00:20:11,145
<i>- ♪ Go dat, go ♪</i>

667
00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:15,082
<i>♪ Go dat, go ♪</i>

668
00:20:15,082 --> 00:20:17,084
- Here we go.

669
00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:18,252
- Hey, babe.
Morning.

670
00:20:18,252 --> 00:20:19,487
- Good morning.

671
00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:22,557
- This thing
is the death of me.

672
00:20:22,557 --> 00:20:26,060
- I'm gonna call this chooch.

673
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,662
- Yo, what up?
- Hey, Vin!

674
00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:28,663
How are you?

675
00:20:28,663 --> 00:20:29,997
- I'm good, just waking up.

676
00:20:29,997 --> 00:20:31,132
- What have you
been up to anyway?

677
00:20:31,132 --> 00:20:32,500
Like anything interesting?

678
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,035
- Yeah, I went to the
same Italian restaurant

679
00:20:34,035 --> 00:20:35,036
two days in a row.

680
00:20:35,036 --> 00:20:36,270
- [knocking]

681
00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:37,338
- Wait, yo,
someone's at the door.

682
00:20:37,338 --> 00:20:38,906
One second.
Hold on.

683
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:40,141
- Hi, boyfriend!
It's me!

684
00:20:40,141 --> 00:20:41,642
- What's going on?
- What's up, man?

685
00:20:41,642 --> 00:20:42,877
- How you doing?

686
00:20:42,877 --> 00:20:44,111
- Morning.

687
00:20:44,111 --> 00:20:45,913
Guess what day it is.

688
00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:47,415
- What's today?
- Family fun day.

689
00:20:47,415 --> 00:20:48,416
- Perfect.

690
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:49,951
- Today is my day.

691
00:20:49,951 --> 00:20:52,186
Well, it's for everybody,
but it's, like, my day.

692
00:20:52,186 --> 00:20:53,487
I'm planning it.

693
00:20:53,487 --> 00:20:54,956
- I think Deena is
planning something today.

694
00:20:54,956 --> 00:20:56,190
- Oh, is that right?

695
00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:58,926
- It's gonna be
some kind of activity.

696
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:02,430
- I brought my binder.

697
00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:03,831
- Binder!

698
00:21:03,831 --> 00:21:06,267
- I have so many activities
for us to do today.

699
00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:09,403
If any of them mess up
family fun day today,

700
00:21:09,403 --> 00:21:11,038
<i>my favorite day of the trip,</i>

701
00:21:11,038 --> 00:21:13,307
Meena is coming out
tonight, bitches.

702
00:21:13,307 --> 00:21:15,042
- There definitely will
be a T-shirt involved.

703
00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:16,444
- Mm-hmm.

704
00:21:16,444 --> 00:21:19,313
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

705
00:21:19,313 --> 00:21:20,781
- When was the last
time I made my bed?

706
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:22,083
Vinny is coming.

707
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,317
He's gonna finally
meet everybody.

708
00:21:23,317 --> 00:21:25,286
Am I domesticated or what?

709
00:21:25,286 --> 00:21:26,454
[bleep], yeah.

710
00:21:26,454 --> 00:21:28,022
I want to [bleep]
get myself together.

711
00:21:28,022 --> 00:21:29,056
Sexy bra.

712
00:21:29,056 --> 00:21:30,491
<i>I want to look really pretty.</i>

713
00:21:30,491 --> 00:21:32,360
What the hell was I thinking,
bringing this thing?

714
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,728
I'm excited and scared.

715
00:21:33,728 --> 00:21:35,029
<i>Last night,
the whole thing with Mike,</i>

716
00:21:35,029 --> 00:21:36,330
<i>I mean, what the [bleep]?</i>

717
00:21:36,330 --> 00:21:37,965
I would have loved
for him to bring

718
00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:40,301
that up in front of my man.

719
00:21:40,301 --> 00:21:42,370
So let's see how
this goes today.

720
00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:45,272
- I'm not a fan of sweeping
something under the rug.

721
00:21:45,272 --> 00:21:48,843
My goal was to find common
ground and move forward.

722
00:21:48,843 --> 00:21:50,444
Of course, you can be upset.

723
00:21:50,444 --> 00:21:52,079
We all get upset
with social media.

724
00:21:52,079 --> 00:21:53,648
It is what it is.

725
00:21:53,648 --> 00:21:55,916
I don't feel like
it's over, you know?

726
00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:59,020
I feel like there is
part three to this story.

727
00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,655
That's how it is
with me and Angelina.

728
00:22:00,655 --> 00:22:01,756
It's not over.

729
00:22:01,756 --> 00:22:02,990
I was able to see
common ground.

730
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,892
Was she?
Maybe not.

731
00:22:04,892 --> 00:22:06,060
<i>- ♪ Because
I am my own boss ♪</i>

732
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:07,595
<i>♪ So I can make my own route ♪</i>

733
00:22:07,595 --> 00:22:09,063
<i>♪ I do what I want,
I want what I want ♪</i>

734
00:22:09,063 --> 00:22:10,064
<i>♪ Boss talk ♪</i>

735
00:22:10,064 --> 00:22:11,599
<i>♪ Y'all get with it ♪</i>

736
00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:12,600
<i>♪ Never gonna stop
till I reach the top ♪</i>

737
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,801
- Oh, snap.

738
00:22:13,801 --> 00:22:14,969
- Hey,
there's Mike "The Situation."

739
00:22:14,969 --> 00:22:15,970
- What's up, man?

740
00:22:15,970 --> 00:22:18,472
- Morning.

741
00:22:18,472 --> 00:22:21,175
- Listen, boys,
hot off the presses,

742
00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:24,145
a celebrity was just arrested
for throwing water.

743
00:22:24,145 --> 00:22:25,312
- Oh, my goodness.

744
00:22:25,312 --> 00:22:26,480
- You won't let
this go, will you?

745
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,149
- I just thought it
was relative to--

746
00:22:28,149 --> 00:22:29,784
to my case.

747
00:22:29,784 --> 00:22:31,485
- No matter what
Mike does or says,

748
00:22:31,485 --> 00:22:33,120
the old Sitch,
he's still in there.

749
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,922
Like, the Sitch is the Sitch.

750
00:22:34,922 --> 00:22:36,190
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

751
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:37,391
- Hey, Deena.
- Morning.

752
00:22:37,391 --> 00:22:38,526
- Morning.
- Morning.

753
00:22:38,526 --> 00:22:39,794
- Morning, guys.
- Morning, guys.

754
00:22:39,794 --> 00:22:40,795
- Where's Ange?

755
00:22:40,795 --> 00:22:42,029
- I don't know.

756
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:43,264
- Hopefully she's
feeling better today.

757
00:22:43,264 --> 00:22:44,999
Oh, there she is.
How are you feeling?

758
00:22:44,999 --> 00:22:46,100
- Oh, hey, girl.
- So much better.

759
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:47,068
- Same.
- Yeah, you look nice.

760
00:22:47,068 --> 00:22:48,602
- Oh, good.
- Yeah.

761
00:22:48,602 --> 00:22:50,337
- I'm telling you, we might
have gotten, like, roofied.

762
00:22:50,337 --> 00:22:51,338
- I think we did.

763
00:22:51,338 --> 00:22:52,473
- Totally got roofied.

764
00:22:52,473 --> 00:22:53,774
- What, Chris?

765
00:22:53,774 --> 00:22:55,109
- You drank all day long.
You were hungover.

766
00:22:55,109 --> 00:22:56,410
- Nobody is wasting
their drugs on you two.

767
00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:59,380
- I started drinking
at 4:00, not all day.

768
00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:01,549
- Ooh!

769
00:23:01,549 --> 00:23:02,583
They're fighting already.

770
00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:04,552
- Listen, I drink wine.

771
00:23:04,552 --> 00:23:06,253
<i>[bell dings]</i>

772
00:23:06,253 --> 00:23:08,956
And like, I never get hungover,
and it wasn't like I was

773
00:23:08,956 --> 00:23:10,558
<i>drinking all day yesterday.</i>

774
00:23:10,558 --> 00:23:12,426
- Girls' brunch.

775
00:23:12,426 --> 00:23:15,229
<i>[quirky music]</i>

776
00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:17,064
- But I felt terrible.

777
00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:19,066
[laughs] I felt terrible.

778
00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,668
You know what?
I actually forgot something.

779
00:23:20,668 --> 00:23:21,902
I'll be right back.

780
00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:24,038
- Oh, my God,
Deena's got a surprise.

781
00:23:24,038 --> 00:23:26,507
- There definitely will
be a T-shirt involved.

782
00:23:26,507 --> 00:23:28,309
- OK, guys, I'm back.

783
00:23:28,309 --> 00:23:29,543
- Oh, God.
- Yay.

784
00:23:29,543 --> 00:23:30,644
- Let's see.

785
00:23:30,644 --> 00:23:34,949
- What is better than FFD1

786
00:23:34,949 --> 00:23:38,152
than FFD2?

787
00:23:38,152 --> 00:23:40,321
- Oh, my God.

788
00:23:40,321 --> 00:23:41,889
- ♪ It's family fun day ♪

789
00:23:41,889 --> 00:23:42,890
/- Why is she screaming?

790
00:23:42,890 --> 00:23:44,058
- Because I'm excited.

791
00:23:44,058 --> 00:23:48,162
And the theme
for FFD2 is Guidos

792
00:23:48,162 --> 00:23:50,598
take Louisiana, bitches.

793
00:23:50,598 --> 00:23:52,032
Honestly,
I think of good stuff.

794
00:23:52,032 --> 00:23:53,367
Get it?
GTL?

795
00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:54,802
- Cute.
- Yes.

796
00:23:54,802 --> 00:23:56,103
- Where's the car?

797
00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:57,371
- Usually,
they throw [bleep] at me.

798
00:23:57,371 --> 00:23:58,372
- I love it.

799
00:23:58,372 --> 00:24:02,443
- Oh, family fun day 2.0.

800
00:24:02,443 --> 00:24:03,778
Yay.

801
00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:05,246
I hate these T-shirts.

802
00:24:05,246 --> 00:24:08,649
How am I gonna get an Instagram
picture in this T-shirt?

803
00:24:08,649 --> 00:24:10,384
- So I'm probably not gonna go.

804
00:24:10,384 --> 00:24:11,552
- Oh, you're not coming today?

805
00:24:11,552 --> 00:24:14,188
- My man's here.

806
00:24:14,188 --> 00:24:15,322
- Wait, what?
- Right now?

807
00:24:15,322 --> 00:24:16,323
- Ooh.

808
00:24:16,323 --> 00:24:17,391
- Stop it.

809
00:24:17,391 --> 00:24:18,526
- Yes, I'm missing all this.

810
00:24:18,526 --> 00:24:19,527
- Yay.

811
00:24:19,527 --> 00:24:20,928
- What?

812
00:24:20,928 --> 00:24:22,997
A month ago, Angelina
was giving me a lap dance,

813
00:24:22,997 --> 00:24:26,600
and now, like, she's, like,
a happy couple with this guy.

814
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,002
I can't wait to meet him.
- Wait, what?

815
00:24:28,002 --> 00:24:29,303
- Are we gonna
meet him tonight?

816
00:24:29,303 --> 00:24:31,071
- I hope so.
I think so.

817
00:24:31,071 --> 00:24:32,706
I mean,
hopefully that's the plan.

818
00:24:32,706 --> 00:24:34,074
All right,
I'm gonna go get ready.

819
00:24:34,074 --> 00:24:36,110
- Ange is just
a loose cannon, man.

820
00:24:36,110 --> 00:24:37,945
<i>A couple of months prior,
she said she</i>

821
00:24:37,945 --> 00:24:39,780
<i>had feelings for our Vinny.</i>

822
00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:42,216
Like, damn, what world
does she live in?

823
00:24:42,216 --> 00:24:45,953
- See you guys later.

824
00:24:48,123 --> 00:24:49,924
<i>- ♪ I'm gonna
make you see now ♪</i>

825
00:24:49,924 --> 00:24:52,193
<i>♪ ♪</i>

826
00:24:52,193 --> 00:24:53,294
- Let's go get ready.

827
00:24:53,294 --> 00:24:54,462
- Yeah, let's do this.

828
00:24:54,462 --> 00:24:55,964
- Let's go.

829
00:24:55,964 --> 00:24:57,298
[phone rings]

830
00:24:57,298 --> 00:24:58,733
- Hi.
<i>- Hey, I just landed.</i>

831
00:24:58,733 --> 00:24:59,734
<i>I'm on the way.</i>

832
00:24:59,734 --> 00:25:01,102
- I'll meet you in the lobby.

833
00:25:01,102 --> 00:25:02,170
<i>Oh, thank God.</i>

834
00:25:02,170 --> 00:25:03,304
Like, I'm ready for him.

835
00:25:03,304 --> 00:25:04,406
The room looks good.

836
00:25:04,406 --> 00:25:05,907
<i>I cleaned the toilet,</i>

837
00:25:05,907 --> 00:25:08,743
because I threw up in it
the night before.

838
00:25:08,743 --> 00:25:09,778
<i>- I'll call you
when I'm there.</i>

839
00:25:09,778 --> 00:25:12,280
- Bye.
See you soon, babe.

840
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,083
- We are going
to a trampoline park.

841
00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:17,018
<i>- ♪ Anybody saying
something, saying nothing ♪</i>

842
00:25:17,018 --> 00:25:18,386
- Oh, that's cute.

843
00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:19,387
<i>- ♪ Over here,
they not ♪</i>

844
00:25:19,387 --> 00:25:20,822
<i>♪ They not ♪</i>

845
00:25:20,822 --> 00:25:21,756
<i>♪ Man to man,
they come and get us ♪</i>

846
00:25:21,756 --> 00:25:23,491
<i>♪ They could try ♪</i>

847
00:25:23,491 --> 00:25:25,760
<i>♪ We so high up in the sky,
all they can do is watch ♪</i>

848
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,629
<i>[funky music]</i>

849
00:25:27,629 --> 00:25:30,432
- Oh, the sun feels nice.

850
00:25:30,432 --> 00:25:32,233
Angelina's man comes today.

851
00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:35,003
- Man, oh, man, it's gonna
be interesting for sure.

852
00:25:35,003 --> 00:25:36,571
I think she's doing this
to make you jealous.

853
00:25:36,571 --> 00:25:38,440
- Everything Angelina does
is to make me jealous.

854
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,974
- You just really can't
make this [bleep] up.

855
00:25:39,974 --> 00:25:42,210
- In North Carolina, she was
just giving me lap dances.

856
00:25:42,210 --> 00:25:43,611
Oh!

857
00:25:43,611 --> 00:25:45,447
- Ooh!
- [laughs]

858
00:25:45,447 --> 00:25:46,748
I didn't know about this guy.

859
00:25:46,748 --> 00:25:48,683
So I don't want it to be
weird with me and him.

860
00:25:48,683 --> 00:25:50,218
You know what I mean?

861
00:25:50,218 --> 00:25:53,555
Angelina for the last, like,
six months has been saying,

862
00:25:53,555 --> 00:25:56,324
like, "I'm single," saying
she has feelings for me.

863
00:25:56,324 --> 00:25:57,826
- I've liked Vinny
for a long time.

864
00:25:57,826 --> 00:25:59,027
I've always liked
him like that.

865
00:25:59,027 --> 00:26:00,428
- But she's with this guy.

866
00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:01,863
Like, I know they
didn't meet yesterday.

867
00:26:01,863 --> 00:26:03,098
You know what I'm saying?

868
00:26:03,098 --> 00:26:04,332
So, like,
the math isn't really mathing.

869
00:26:04,332 --> 00:26:05,366
- Well, I'm not gonna
tell him.

870
00:26:05,366 --> 00:26:06,534
- I'm not gonna tell him.

871
00:26:06,534 --> 00:26:07,802
You know who is gonna tell him?

872
00:26:07,802 --> 00:26:09,003
both: Mike.

873
00:26:09,003 --> 00:26:11,806
- Oh, Mike is for
sure gonna tell him.

874
00:26:11,806 --> 00:26:12,907
- You guys ready?
- Yes.

875
00:26:12,907 --> 00:26:13,908
- Let's go.

876
00:26:13,908 --> 00:26:15,176
- Let's go!

877
00:26:15,176 --> 00:26:19,447
all: Family fun day part two!

878
00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:21,449
- Yeah, buddy.
- Whoo-hoo.

879
00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:22,450
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

880
00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:23,651
<i>- ♪ I gotta go faster ♪</i>

881
00:26:23,651 --> 00:26:26,387
<i>♪ Maybe we can meet up ♪</i>

882
00:26:26,387 --> 00:26:28,523
<i>♪ Over there, over there,
running around, up and down ♪</i>

883
00:26:28,523 --> 00:26:29,758
<i>♪ ABC one two three ♪</i>

884
00:26:29,758 --> 00:26:31,626
<i>♪ Look at me,
gotta keep up ♪</i>

885
00:26:31,626 --> 00:26:36,297
<i>♪ ♪</i>

886
00:26:36,297 --> 00:26:37,832
- Hey.
- Hey.

887
00:26:37,832 --> 00:26:39,100
How you doing?
- I'm good.

888
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:40,835
How are you?
- What are you doing?

889
00:26:40,835 --> 00:26:42,103
- Oh, he looks so cute.

890
00:26:42,103 --> 00:26:43,905
I love when he has
the backwards hat on.

891
00:26:43,905 --> 00:26:45,473
<i>He's just built so good.</i>

892
00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:46,474
That's my man.

893
00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:47,742
- You look nice.

894
00:26:47,742 --> 00:26:48,843
- Thank you.

895
00:26:48,843 --> 00:26:50,745
- Ooh, it's hot.

896
00:26:50,745 --> 00:26:52,147
- Ah, you're here.

897
00:26:52,147 --> 00:26:53,581
- I know.
I know.

898
00:26:53,581 --> 00:26:54,649
Thank you for inviting me.

899
00:26:54,649 --> 00:26:55,850
- I'm so excited.

900
00:26:55,850 --> 00:26:57,318
I've made that to be,
like, your side.

901
00:26:57,318 --> 00:26:58,920
- Very nice.
Thank you.

902
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,488
<i>- This is something I need
at this point in my life.</i>

903
00:27:00,488 --> 00:27:03,291
Like, I didn't feel loved
in my last relationship.

904
00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:05,293
- Thank you.

905
00:27:05,293 --> 00:27:06,528
It looks nice.

906
00:27:06,528 --> 00:27:07,962
<i>- I mean, I would,
like, literally</i>

907
00:27:07,962 --> 00:27:09,631
wear lingerie walking
around the house half naked,

908
00:27:09,631 --> 00:27:11,332
and, like, he wouldn't
even look at me.

909
00:27:11,332 --> 00:27:13,468
I was over here two days ago,
and I was like,

910
00:27:13,468 --> 00:27:15,603
"Show me your tits"
to some woman.

911
00:27:15,603 --> 00:27:17,639
I was like-- and she actually
did show me her tits.

912
00:27:17,639 --> 00:27:19,207
- Get out of here.

913
00:27:19,207 --> 00:27:21,576
- Going into a relationship
where the guy likes to, like,

914
00:27:21,576 --> 00:27:24,913
be intimate, tells you
how beautiful you are--

915
00:27:24,913 --> 00:27:26,014
Do I gotta show you my tits?

916
00:27:26,014 --> 00:27:27,182
- Yeah, let me see.

917
00:27:27,182 --> 00:27:28,416
Hey, nice, nice.

918
00:27:28,416 --> 00:27:31,319
- --I mean, Vin's
hands can't get off me.

919
00:27:31,319 --> 00:27:32,987
<i>Like, it's a different
world for me, you know?</i>

920
00:27:32,987 --> 00:27:35,190
And it feels good to be loved.

921
00:27:35,190 --> 00:27:36,257
All right, babe,
let's go to lunch.

922
00:27:36,257 --> 00:27:37,525
- Yeah, can we eat?

923
00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:38,626
Because I didn't get
to eat on the plane.

924
00:27:38,626 --> 00:27:39,561
I got a couple of
little peanuts.

925
00:27:39,561 --> 00:27:41,262
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

926
00:27:41,262 --> 00:27:43,031
- We're here.
Who's ready?

927
00:27:43,031 --> 00:27:44,265
- Let's do it.

928
00:27:44,265 --> 00:27:45,900
- I hope they got
chicken fingers inside.

929
00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:46,901
- Hello.

930
00:27:46,901 --> 00:27:48,069
- Oh, cool.

931
00:27:48,069 --> 00:27:49,437
- This place is huge.

932
00:27:49,437 --> 00:27:50,805
- Everyone take your shoes off.
- Here.

933
00:27:50,805 --> 00:27:51,806
Come on, boys.

934
00:27:51,806 --> 00:27:53,541
Let's go on this one.

935
00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:54,542
Whoo!

936
00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:55,643
- This is cool.

937
00:27:55,643 --> 00:27:58,313
- This is like
Pauly's basement.

938
00:27:58,313 --> 00:28:01,015
- Ah!

939
00:28:01,015 --> 00:28:02,417
- Whoa!

940
00:28:02,417 --> 00:28:04,219
- What do you want to do, Sage,
the trampoline?

941
00:28:04,219 --> 00:28:05,553
- Look at me, man.

942
00:28:05,553 --> 00:28:06,921
- I'm nauseous.

943
00:28:06,921 --> 00:28:08,223
- I don't feel good.

944
00:28:08,223 --> 00:28:09,224
- I'm dizzy.

945
00:28:09,224 --> 00:28:11,125
- I just tinkled.

946
00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:12,293
I got to go to the bathroom.

947
00:28:12,293 --> 00:28:14,262
- Oh, God, I got to pee, nope.

948
00:28:14,262 --> 00:28:16,231
Bitch, I had three kids.

949
00:28:16,231 --> 00:28:17,365
We should have wore pads.

950
00:28:17,365 --> 00:28:18,733
- I have one on,
and it didn't help.

951
00:28:18,733 --> 00:28:21,903
- Oh, my God, I literally
just peed my underwear.

952
00:28:21,903 --> 00:28:26,641
- See you later!

953
00:28:26,641 --> 00:28:27,842
- Oh, my God.

954
00:28:27,842 --> 00:28:29,477
- Come on, Nicole.

955
00:28:29,477 --> 00:28:30,678
- Stop.

956
00:28:30,678 --> 00:28:32,513
I'm really scared.
- Come on!

957
00:28:32,513 --> 00:28:33,514
You got it.

958
00:28:33,514 --> 00:28:34,515
- Come on, Nicole.

959
00:28:34,515 --> 00:28:35,817
- Go, Nicole!

960
00:28:35,817 --> 00:28:36,818
- Ah!

961
00:28:36,818 --> 00:28:37,819
[bleep].

962
00:28:37,819 --> 00:28:42,290
Ahh!

963
00:28:42,290 --> 00:28:44,092
Oh, my God.

964
00:28:44,092 --> 00:28:47,095
<i>[quirky music]</i>

965
00:28:47,095 --> 00:28:48,263
<i>♪ ♪</i>

966
00:28:48,263 --> 00:28:49,597
- I want to try it.

967
00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:50,665
You want to go to Uncle Pauly?

968
00:28:50,665 --> 00:28:51,966
- You want to go
to Uncle Pauly?

969
00:28:51,966 --> 00:28:53,167
- Oh, my God, look at that.
- Whoa, whoa.

970
00:28:53,167 --> 00:28:54,602
- Go, Mommy, go.
- Go, Deeners.

971
00:28:54,602 --> 00:28:56,504
- Say go, Mommy, go.

972
00:28:56,504 --> 00:28:58,306
Go, Mommy, go.

973
00:28:58,306 --> 00:29:00,141
[laughter]

974
00:29:00,141 --> 00:29:02,477
- My vagina!

975
00:29:02,477 --> 00:29:04,946
Oh, my God.

976
00:29:04,946 --> 00:29:08,016
Oh, my God.
- I can't...

977
00:29:08,016 --> 00:29:11,819
Her vagina ate it,
and it's [bleep]

978
00:29:11,819 --> 00:29:14,722
terrible to be laughing, but
I can't help it right now.

979
00:29:14,722 --> 00:29:17,325
It was the best thing
I've ever seen in my life.

980
00:29:17,325 --> 00:29:19,193
- My [bleep] vagina!

981
00:29:19,193 --> 00:29:20,962
- Oh, my God,
that's the most action Deena

982
00:29:20,962 --> 00:29:22,196
has had all month.

983
00:29:22,196 --> 00:29:24,299
- Breaking your
vagina on a tightrope

984
00:29:24,299 --> 00:29:26,834
might have been worse
than childbirth.

985
00:29:26,834 --> 00:29:29,103
- Oh, my God.

986
00:29:29,103 --> 00:29:30,104
- It frickin' hurt.

987
00:29:30,104 --> 00:29:31,839
Chris, I'm out of commission.

988
00:29:31,839 --> 00:29:36,210
<i>- ♪ Because
I do what I want ♪</i>

989
00:29:36,210 --> 00:29:37,512
<i>♪ Because I do what I want ♪</i>

990
00:29:37,512 --> 00:29:38,579
- How's the trip been so far?

991
00:29:38,579 --> 00:29:40,248
- Way better than the last one.

992
00:29:40,248 --> 00:29:41,282
- How's everything with Mike?

993
00:29:41,282 --> 00:29:42,483
Did you talk to him?

994
00:29:42,483 --> 00:29:44,118
- Well, last night,
he came for me.

995
00:29:44,118 --> 00:29:46,321
But yeah,
we're all at the dinner table,

996
00:29:46,321 --> 00:29:48,122
and then he wants
to say that our text

997
00:29:48,122 --> 00:29:51,025
exchange was me saying
it was OK for him

998
00:29:51,025 --> 00:29:52,527
to go in on me on Twitter.

999
00:29:52,527 --> 00:29:53,761
- Which is completely false,
correct?

1000
00:29:53,761 --> 00:29:55,163
- Yeah.

1001
00:29:55,163 --> 00:29:56,564
I wish he would have did
that with you sitting there.

1002
00:29:56,564 --> 00:29:57,966
Like, say he brought
that up in front of you,

1003
00:29:57,966 --> 00:29:59,100
what would you do?

1004
00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:00,234
Like, would you have
my back on that?

1005
00:30:00,234 --> 00:30:01,402
- Of course,
I'd have your back.

1006
00:30:01,402 --> 00:30:02,470
Everyone's significant
other should

1007
00:30:02,470 --> 00:30:03,304
always have their
other person's

1008
00:30:03,304 --> 00:30:05,306
back through everything.

1009
00:30:05,306 --> 00:30:06,874
- Yo, give me a hand.
- I'll give you a hand.

1010
00:30:06,874 --> 00:30:07,942
Here you go.
- Thanks.

1011
00:30:07,942 --> 00:30:10,912
- Put your hands
together for MVP.

1012
00:30:10,912 --> 00:30:12,146
There's another Vinny in town.

1013
00:30:12,146 --> 00:30:14,882
- We all know positive
vibes only, but--

1014
00:30:14,882 --> 00:30:15,883
- Old Sitch is back.

1015
00:30:15,883 --> 00:30:17,118
- Oh, oh, he's coming out.

1016
00:30:17,118 --> 00:30:19,620
- --in your judgment,
is it a bit early

1017
00:30:19,620 --> 00:30:20,621
to be bringing in the new boo?

1018
00:30:20,621 --> 00:30:21,622
You know what I mean?

1019
00:30:21,622 --> 00:30:23,324
Like--
- It's a big deal.

1020
00:30:23,324 --> 00:30:24,592
- You guys remember
in the Carolinas,

1021
00:30:24,592 --> 00:30:26,494
she's like,
"I have feelings for Vinny"?

1022
00:30:26,494 --> 00:30:28,529
I think it's only
right that we explain

1023
00:30:28,529 --> 00:30:31,265
to new Vinny about
the old Vinny baby birdin'

1024
00:30:31,265 --> 00:30:33,267
<i>and the old Vinny
soft-porn lap dance.</i>

1025
00:30:33,267 --> 00:30:34,402
It's only right.

1026
00:30:34,402 --> 00:30:35,737
We full disclosures
around here.

1027
00:30:35,737 --> 00:30:36,871
- What could go wrong?

1028
00:30:36,871 --> 00:30:38,406
- Exactly.

1029
00:30:38,406 --> 00:30:40,775
- I do feel like some of them
overstep their boundaries.

1030
00:30:40,775 --> 00:30:42,210
I feel like Chris
walked in, and they

1031
00:30:42,210 --> 00:30:44,178
didn't respect him off
the-- like, they liked him.

1032
00:30:44,178 --> 00:30:45,513
They just knew they could,
like, kind of

1033
00:30:45,513 --> 00:30:46,881
step all over him, you know?

1034
00:30:46,881 --> 00:30:48,316
- Now, there's gonna be
more beef in the streets.

1035
00:30:48,316 --> 00:30:49,751
- Mm-hmm.
- No.

1036
00:30:49,751 --> 00:30:50,752
- And he's a cop.

1037
00:30:50,752 --> 00:30:52,320
- All cops love me.

1038
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,522
- I stole her wedding dress.

1039
00:30:54,522 --> 00:30:56,157
- Why did you bring her dress?

1040
00:30:56,157 --> 00:30:57,558
- We got to burn it, bitch.

1041
00:30:57,558 --> 00:30:59,660
both: We're burning it?

1042
00:30:59,660 --> 00:31:03,297
- We're gonna meet another
one of Angelina's boyfriends.

1043
00:31:03,297 --> 00:31:05,400
- Oh, I hope this was
not a big mistake.

1044
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,534
<i>I don't want to hear them.</i>

1045
00:31:06,534 --> 00:31:07,702
<i>I'm not in the mood tonight.</i>

1046
00:31:07,702 --> 00:31:08,669
- How long is this
guy gonna last?

1047
00:31:08,669 --> 00:31:10,571
- What time is it, 7:01?

1048
00:31:10,571 --> 00:31:11,806
It's over already.

1049
00:31:11,806 --> 00:31:15,176
- [laughs]

1050
00:31:16,478 --> 00:31:20,382
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

1051
00:31:20,382 --> 00:31:22,351
- I forgot to tell you, babe,
the girls

1052
00:31:22,351 --> 00:31:24,853
planned a whole little
divorce party for me.

1053
00:31:24,853 --> 00:31:26,421
But--
- A divorce party?

1054
00:31:26,421 --> 00:31:27,422
- --it's tonight.

1055
00:31:27,422 --> 00:31:30,325
- Tonight?
- Tonight.

1056
00:31:30,325 --> 00:31:31,593
Are you mad?

1057
00:31:31,593 --> 00:31:33,228
- No, I mean, hey,
maybe it's a good way

1058
00:31:33,228 --> 00:31:35,364
to close that chapter, right?

1059
00:31:35,364 --> 00:31:36,999
<i>- I had my bachelorette
party in New Orleans</i>

1060
00:31:36,999 --> 00:31:38,267
<i>a few years ago.</i>

1061
00:31:38,267 --> 00:31:40,135
A lot of [bleep] went down.

1062
00:31:40,135 --> 00:31:41,803
- Ahh!

1063
00:31:41,803 --> 00:31:43,872
- [bleep] to the elevator.

1064
00:31:43,872 --> 00:31:45,974
- Reverse cowgirl, bitches.

1065
00:31:45,974 --> 00:31:47,509
- Finally, titties.

1066
00:31:47,509 --> 00:31:49,011
- This is my kind
of ratchelorette.

1067
00:31:49,011 --> 00:31:50,345
- [bleep] her!

1068
00:31:50,345 --> 00:31:52,814
[bleep] her!
[bleep] her!

1069
00:31:52,814 --> 00:31:54,750
- This could be good,
or this could be really bad.

1070
00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:55,918
I don't know which one.

1071
00:31:55,918 --> 00:31:57,085
Let's see what
these crazy [bleep]

1072
00:31:57,085 --> 00:31:58,720
lunatics plan out tonight.

1073
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,422
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

1074
00:32:00,422 --> 00:32:03,025
<i>- ♪ I own it uh-uh,
I own it ♪</i>

1075
00:32:03,025 --> 00:32:05,360
- Oh, my God.

1076
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,863
- [laughs]

1077
00:32:07,863 --> 00:32:09,298
- Look at me, yeah.

1078
00:32:09,298 --> 00:32:10,299
- [screams]

1079
00:32:10,299 --> 00:32:12,567
- Ah!
- Yeah!

1080
00:32:12,567 --> 00:32:15,203
[all shouting]

1081
00:32:15,203 --> 00:32:16,972
- Ahh!

1082
00:32:16,972 --> 00:32:18,340
- Boys, I'm gonna
need your help.

1083
00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:19,574
Let's start passing out.

1084
00:32:19,574 --> 00:32:20,742
Let's go.

1085
00:32:20,742 --> 00:32:22,711
- This is the best
day of my life.

1086
00:32:22,711 --> 00:32:24,279
- You know what kind
of cheese this is?

1087
00:32:24,279 --> 00:32:25,280
"Not yo" cheese.

1088
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,715
- You weird ass.

1089
00:32:26,715 --> 00:32:29,017
- Damn, you got a ton of food.

1090
00:32:29,017 --> 00:32:30,085
- I'm a good host.

1091
00:32:30,085 --> 00:32:31,586
- Mike with the food.

1092
00:32:31,586 --> 00:32:35,490
<i>He ordered literally a pie
for everyone, a chicken</i>

1093
00:32:35,490 --> 00:32:37,359
<i>fingers and
french fries for everyone,</i>

1094
00:32:37,359 --> 00:32:38,994
<i>beignets for everyone.</i>

1095
00:32:38,994 --> 00:32:41,830
- Could someone just
bring me an insulin shot?

1096
00:32:41,830 --> 00:32:44,766
- But like, an amount
for a football team.

1097
00:32:44,766 --> 00:32:45,801
- Oh, wow.

1098
00:32:45,801 --> 00:32:46,868
- That's a good beignet.

1099
00:32:46,868 --> 00:32:48,070
- Literally bomb,
and they're hot.

1100
00:32:48,070 --> 00:32:49,471
- Oh, look at this little guy.

1101
00:32:49,471 --> 00:32:50,472
Oh, my God.

1102
00:32:50,472 --> 00:32:51,473
- Yummy.

1103
00:32:51,473 --> 00:32:52,708
That's yummy.

1104
00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:54,109
- Oh.

1105
00:32:54,109 --> 00:32:56,778
<i>- Beignets from
Cafe Du Monde is definitely</i>

1106
00:32:56,778 --> 00:32:58,213
<i>a staple of New Orleans.</i>

1107
00:32:58,213 --> 00:33:00,816
Like, I remember we went
there and had sugar all

1108
00:33:00,816 --> 00:33:03,518
over us a couple of years ago.

1109
00:33:03,518 --> 00:33:05,821
- Oh!

1110
00:33:05,821 --> 00:33:08,490
- Yo, my probation officer
is not gonna like this.

1111
00:33:08,490 --> 00:33:09,624
[laughter]

1112
00:33:12,661 --> 00:33:13,862
- I see you looking at me.

1113
00:33:13,862 --> 00:33:15,030
- What?

1114
00:33:15,030 --> 00:33:16,131
- Don't think
of anything stupid.

1115
00:33:16,131 --> 00:33:18,100
- Oh!

1116
00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:21,103
[all shouting]

1117
00:33:27,142 --> 00:33:30,412
- Get him, baby!

1118
00:33:30,412 --> 00:33:31,446
- Cam is crying.
Cam is crying.

1119
00:33:31,446 --> 00:33:32,581
- Really?
- Cam is crying.

1120
00:33:32,581 --> 00:33:33,815
- Oh, no, Cam is crying.
- Cam is crying.

1121
00:33:33,815 --> 00:33:35,517
Cam is crying.
- Aw.

1122
00:33:35,517 --> 00:33:36,651
- Oh, we're dicks.

1123
00:33:36,651 --> 00:33:38,320
The baby's crying.
- All right.

1124
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,354
- Sorry, Cam.
- It's OK, buddy.

1125
00:33:39,354 --> 00:33:40,355
- It's OK, Cam.

1126
00:33:40,355 --> 00:33:41,456
- I think it's time to go home.

1127
00:33:41,456 --> 00:33:42,891
- I've been beigneted, man.

1128
00:33:42,891 --> 00:33:43,959
Somebody beigneted me.

1129
00:33:43,959 --> 00:33:45,227
- Throwing sugar is a felony.

1130
00:33:45,227 --> 00:33:46,862
- See you guys at the hotel.

1131
00:33:46,862 --> 00:33:48,930
- I'm excited to meet Vinny.

1132
00:33:48,930 --> 00:33:50,599
- All the roommates
have pros and cons, right?

1133
00:33:50,599 --> 00:33:52,834
- OK.
- OK.

1134
00:33:52,834 --> 00:33:54,803
<i>He's gonna meet the
roommates, and it's not</i>

1135
00:33:54,803 --> 00:33:56,872
<i>easy to come into this with,
like, a whole bunch of people</i>

1136
00:33:56,872 --> 00:33:58,306
<i>with different personalities.</i>

1137
00:33:58,306 --> 00:34:01,510
I can go through a lot of
people's cons and pros--

1138
00:34:01,510 --> 00:34:03,045
mostly cons.

1139
00:34:03,045 --> 00:34:04,112
We'll start with Nicole.

1140
00:34:04,112 --> 00:34:05,180
- Oh, my God.

1141
00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:06,615
- She is my drinking partner.

1142
00:34:06,615 --> 00:34:07,983
She's always the one
that wants to, like,

1143
00:34:07,983 --> 00:34:09,785
hang out and, like,
have fun with me.

1144
00:34:09,785 --> 00:34:13,321
The cons of that, sometimes she
becomes somebody named "Dren."

1145
00:34:13,321 --> 00:34:15,991
- Ah! Ah!

1146
00:34:15,991 --> 00:34:17,392
- Gremlin.

1147
00:34:17,392 --> 00:34:18,627
- Oh, my God.

1148
00:34:18,627 --> 00:34:19,961
- You don't want
to look her in the eye.

1149
00:34:19,961 --> 00:34:21,897
You've got to run
the other way.

1150
00:34:21,897 --> 00:34:24,232
Jenni, she's being
nice to me lately.

1151
00:34:24,232 --> 00:34:26,501
The con is,
how long is it gonna last for?

1152
00:34:26,501 --> 00:34:27,803
- [bleep].

1153
00:34:27,803 --> 00:34:29,204
[indistinct chatter]

1154
00:34:29,204 --> 00:34:30,472
- Let's go to Mike.

1155
00:34:30,472 --> 00:34:31,907
As far as I can see,
he's a good husband.

1156
00:34:31,907 --> 00:34:33,909
But the cons of Mike,

1157
00:34:33,909 --> 00:34:35,343
he's got a long-ass
mother[bleep] list.

1158
00:34:35,343 --> 00:34:36,478
- What the hell?

1159
00:34:36,478 --> 00:34:37,546
I have to send
this to the squad.

1160
00:34:37,546 --> 00:34:39,381
- [gasps]
- That is not Chris.

1161
00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:40,449
- Why did you do that to me?

1162
00:34:40,449 --> 00:34:41,583
- You're in the
messiest divorce

1163
00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:43,452
I've ever [bleep] seen.

1164
00:34:43,452 --> 00:34:46,521
- He gets involved too much
in my [bleep] business.

1165
00:34:46,521 --> 00:34:48,924
Vinny, we both grew
up on Staten Island,

1166
00:34:48,924 --> 00:34:51,526
and we'll always have that
in common, which is cool.

1167
00:34:51,526 --> 00:34:53,495
But he's gonna be
jealous of you.

1168
00:34:53,495 --> 00:34:54,996
He's very immature.

1169
00:34:54,996 --> 00:34:58,600
all: Ah!

1170
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,435
- Angelina, your [bleep]
is so dry, you got to go

1171
00:35:00,435 --> 00:35:01,570
like this after you have sex.

1172
00:35:01,570 --> 00:35:02,971
- Oh!

1173
00:35:02,971 --> 00:35:05,107
- Last night, he's like,
no-nut November is over now.

1174
00:35:05,107 --> 00:35:06,775
I just [bleep] off.

1175
00:35:06,775 --> 00:35:08,210
It was so weird.

1176
00:35:08,210 --> 00:35:09,511
- November's a long month.

1177
00:35:09,511 --> 00:35:10,946
- [laughs]

1178
00:35:10,946 --> 00:35:12,848
I filled him in on
everything,

1179
00:35:12,848 --> 00:35:14,683
<i>and now
we're going to meet them.</i>

1180
00:35:14,683 --> 00:35:17,219
I pray to God that this
will be good, I swear.

1181
00:35:17,219 --> 00:35:18,520
- Bye.

1182
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,955
- Y'all a good evening now.
- Thanks, bro.

1183
00:35:19,955 --> 00:35:21,022
- Appreciate y'all.
- Appreciate you.

1184
00:35:21,022 --> 00:35:23,692
Thank you.

1185
00:35:23,692 --> 00:35:25,627
- All right, I think you
guys should come to my room

1186
00:35:25,627 --> 00:35:27,095
so we can figure out what
we're doing with the plan--

1187
00:35:27,095 --> 00:35:29,097
- OK, sounds good.
- --before we get ready.

1188
00:35:29,097 --> 00:35:31,633
We really want this
party to be amazing.

1189
00:35:31,633 --> 00:35:35,003
<i>So I have a huge
surprise for Angeliners,</i>

1190
00:35:35,003 --> 00:35:37,839
and no one knows about it.

1191
00:35:37,839 --> 00:35:41,109
All right, ladies, so tonight's
a big night for Ange.

1192
00:35:41,109 --> 00:35:44,179
I packed some stuff
for the divorce party.

1193
00:35:44,179 --> 00:35:46,982
I got her a "finally divorced"
sash that she can wear.

1194
00:35:46,982 --> 00:35:48,049
- OK, cool.

1195
00:35:48,049 --> 00:35:49,451
- And then I got
her a black veil.

1196
00:35:49,451 --> 00:35:50,619
- Oh, I like that.

1197
00:35:50,619 --> 00:35:53,421
- And then this is
my favorite part.

1198
00:35:53,421 --> 00:35:54,756
I was at her house last week.

1199
00:35:54,756 --> 00:35:56,024
We were having wine.

1200
00:35:56,024 --> 00:35:59,761
And you know, I stole
her wedding dress.

1201
00:35:59,761 --> 00:36:01,296
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1202
00:36:01,296 --> 00:36:02,831
- Why did you bring her dress?

1203
00:36:02,831 --> 00:36:05,133
- We got to burn it, bitch.

1204
00:36:05,133 --> 00:36:08,870
- We're, like, low-key
burning her $10,000 dress?

1205
00:36:08,870 --> 00:36:09,971
- Oh, my God.

1206
00:36:09,971 --> 00:36:12,007
- How [bleep] insane is that?

1207
00:36:12,007 --> 00:36:14,142
- ♪ Because here
<i>comes the troublemaker ♪</i>

1208
00:36:18,747 --> 00:36:20,115
<i>- ♪ Power moves, power
made, talking that work ♪</i>

1209
00:36:20,115 --> 00:36:21,683
<i>♪ Are there jewels
in the safe ♪</i>

1210
00:36:21,683 --> 00:36:22,784
<i>♪ Pull up to the scene
with an axe in my hand ♪</i>

1211
00:36:22,784 --> 00:36:24,186
- I was at her house
last week.

1212
00:36:24,186 --> 00:36:26,822
We we're having wine, and
I stole her wedding dress.

1213
00:36:26,822 --> 00:36:28,490
- Wait, you took her
frickin' wedding dress?

1214
00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:29,491
- You took her dress?

1215
00:36:29,491 --> 00:36:30,492
- You're a psycho.

1216
00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:33,328
- I took her wedding dress.

1217
00:36:33,328 --> 00:36:34,830
- Why did you bring her dress?

1218
00:36:34,830 --> 00:36:36,698
- We got to burn it, bitch.

1219
00:36:36,698 --> 00:36:37,733
both: We're burning it?

1220
00:36:37,733 --> 00:36:38,900
- Where?

1221
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:40,635
- I figured we could
go to a cemetery.

1222
00:36:40,635 --> 00:36:42,571
- Oh, my God, what?

1223
00:36:42,571 --> 00:36:44,506
- At the cemetery,
everyone said

1224
00:36:44,506 --> 00:36:46,341
Angelina's marriage is dead.

1225
00:36:46,341 --> 00:36:49,111
So it kind of just makes
sense to burn the dress there.

1226
00:36:49,111 --> 00:36:51,446
When you get divorced,
you want to, like,

1227
00:36:51,446 --> 00:36:53,148
get rid of all the bad juju.

1228
00:36:53,148 --> 00:36:55,384
So you have to burn the dress.

1229
00:36:55,384 --> 00:36:57,085
This is like
"Buffy the Vampire" [bleep].

1230
00:36:57,085 --> 00:36:58,720
- Yes.
- "The Originals."

1231
00:36:58,720 --> 00:36:59,788
- Yep.

1232
00:36:59,788 --> 00:37:01,590
And then this is
my favorite part.

1233
00:37:01,590 --> 00:37:02,758
I got cloaks--

1234
00:37:02,758 --> 00:37:04,493
- You got [bleep] cloaks?

1235
00:37:04,493 --> 00:37:06,995
- --that we can all wear
while she's burning the dress.

1236
00:37:06,995 --> 00:37:08,130
- Oh, gosh.
- Stop.

1237
00:37:08,130 --> 00:37:11,099
- We're gonna
look like witches.

1238
00:37:11,099 --> 00:37:13,235
This is, like,
everything I hate.

1239
00:37:13,235 --> 00:37:14,569
- I'm nervous.

1240
00:37:14,569 --> 00:37:15,637
- I can't believe we're
frickin' doing this.

1241
00:37:15,637 --> 00:37:17,339
- A new Angelina.

1242
00:37:17,339 --> 00:37:19,541
- Is she gonna be OK with this?

1243
00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:23,345
- Angelina is known
for being a wild card.

1244
00:37:23,345 --> 00:37:26,047
So I am petrified
as to how she's gonna

1245
00:37:26,047 --> 00:37:27,549
take this wedding dress thing.

1246
00:37:27,549 --> 00:37:29,217
- Oh, my God, what if it turns
out to be like the speech

1247
00:37:29,217 --> 00:37:30,385
again?
Oh, my God.

1248
00:37:30,385 --> 00:37:33,054
- Oh, I will
literally kill myself.

1249
00:37:33,054 --> 00:37:34,890
<i>- ♪ Watch you go,
shake it like a luau ♪</i>

1250
00:37:34,890 --> 00:37:36,591
<i>♪ Full on, all out ♪</i>

1251
00:37:36,591 --> 00:37:38,393
<i>♪ Shine so hard
like a sunset ♪</i>

1252
00:37:38,393 --> 00:37:41,596
<i>♪ Too hot, too hot,
too hot, too hot ♪</i>

1253
00:37:41,596 --> 00:37:43,064
<i>♪ Oh, we stay on top ♪</i>

1254
00:37:43,064 --> 00:37:45,567
<i>♪ We stay on top ♪</i>

1255
00:37:44,065 --> 00:37:45,567
<i>♪ We stay on top ♪</i>

1256
00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:48,937
<i>♪ Yeah, too hot,
too hot, too bad you not ♪</i>

1257
00:37:48,937 --> 00:37:50,071
- Oh, what's up,
you big chooch?

1258
00:37:50,071 --> 00:37:51,740
- What up?
You ready to roll out?

1259
00:37:51,740 --> 00:37:52,841
- Yes, sir.

1260
00:37:52,841 --> 00:37:53,842
- Is the guy here?

1261
00:37:53,842 --> 00:37:54,876
- He's on his way or something.

1262
00:37:54,876 --> 00:37:56,044
- Mm.

1263
00:37:56,044 --> 00:37:57,245
- He, like,
lives with her now, huh?

1264
00:37:57,245 --> 00:37:58,380
She moves quick.

1265
00:37:58,380 --> 00:38:00,048
<i>- Angelina moves
so [bleep] fast.</i>

1266
00:38:00,048 --> 00:38:02,250
Like, I think Chris
still lives in the house,

1267
00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:03,618
and so does Vinny.

1268
00:38:03,618 --> 00:38:04,953
- Damn, that means we have
to plan another wedding?

1269
00:38:04,953 --> 00:38:06,288
- And another divorce.

1270
00:38:06,288 --> 00:38:07,756
- Another speech.

1271
00:38:07,756 --> 00:38:09,624
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1272
00:38:09,624 --> 00:38:10,692
- Ange!

1273
00:38:10,692 --> 00:38:11,693
- Angeliners.

1274
00:38:11,693 --> 00:38:13,361
- Oh, my God, you look so hot.

1275
00:38:13,361 --> 00:38:14,362
- So we got these for you.

1276
00:38:14,362 --> 00:38:15,363
- This is cool.

1277
00:38:15,363 --> 00:38:16,431
- A black veil, bitch.

1278
00:38:16,431 --> 00:38:17,466
- You guys want
to put it on me?

1279
00:38:17,466 --> 00:38:19,634
- Oh, my God, it's beautiful.

1280
00:38:19,634 --> 00:38:21,169
- And the sash.
- Love it.

1281
00:38:21,169 --> 00:38:22,370
- I like this.
- All right, cool.

1282
00:38:22,370 --> 00:38:23,371
- Divorce party!

1283
00:38:23,371 --> 00:38:24,573
- Whoo, you look hot, too.

1284
00:38:24,573 --> 00:38:25,707
- Yes.

1285
00:38:25,707 --> 00:38:27,909
- Is Vinny gonna
be cool with, like,

1286
00:38:27,909 --> 00:38:32,447
us celebrating your divorce?

1287
00:38:32,447 --> 00:38:33,748
- Is he gonna get mad?

1288
00:38:33,748 --> 00:38:34,749
- We're asking you.

1289
00:38:34,749 --> 00:38:36,084
- No, because--

1290
00:38:36,084 --> 00:38:39,287
- I don't know what
you guys have in store.

1291
00:38:39,287 --> 00:38:40,288
- It's not bad.

1292
00:38:40,288 --> 00:38:41,289
- It's fine.

1293
00:38:41,289 --> 00:38:43,191
- Do you want to wear this?

1294
00:38:43,191 --> 00:38:44,826
<i>- I still can't
picture how this</i>

1295
00:38:44,826 --> 00:38:46,228
<i>is gonna play out tonight.</i>

1296
00:38:46,228 --> 00:38:48,463
<i>We're gonna go to
a cemetery,</i>

1297
00:38:48,463 --> 00:38:50,365
<i>wear these cloaks
while lighting</i>

1298
00:38:50,365 --> 00:38:54,135
her stolen $10,000
dress on fire.

1299
00:38:54,135 --> 00:38:57,105
And Angelina is supposed to
be just OK with all of this.

1300
00:38:57,105 --> 00:38:58,740
- Now, get ready
for your divorce party!

1301
00:38:58,740 --> 00:38:59,741
- Can we all wear black?

1302
00:38:59,741 --> 00:39:01,943
- Love you.

1303
00:39:01,943 --> 00:39:03,411
- Today is a big day.

1304
00:39:03,411 --> 00:39:05,013
We're gonna meet another one
of Angelina's boyfriends.

1305
00:39:05,013 --> 00:39:09,584
- Finally, another Vinny can
take Angelina off my back.

1306
00:39:09,584 --> 00:39:10,952
- Vinny claims
he's not jealous,

1307
00:39:10,952 --> 00:39:12,854
but he looks pretty
jellyfish to me.

1308
00:39:12,854 --> 00:39:15,223
- What's up, fam?
- What's up, bruh?

1309
00:39:15,223 --> 00:39:16,558
MVP in the building.

1310
00:39:16,558 --> 00:39:17,926
- So did you meet
Angelina's Vinny?

1311
00:39:17,926 --> 00:39:19,528
- No.
- No.

1312
00:39:19,528 --> 00:39:20,762
- Is that what we're
gonna call him?

1313
00:39:20,762 --> 00:39:22,631
- He's getting
a nickname, not me, OK?

1314
00:39:22,631 --> 00:39:24,032
- All right.

1315
00:39:24,032 --> 00:39:26,468
<i>- I don't know how good
this is gonna turn out.</i>

1316
00:39:26,468 --> 00:39:29,237
It's pretty crazy knowing
that just a little while ago,

1317
00:39:29,237 --> 00:39:30,972
Angelina was in
North Carolina saying she

1318
00:39:30,972 --> 00:39:32,474
had feelings for our Vinny--

1319
00:39:32,474 --> 00:39:38,046
- What do I do to make him
not think, like, I'm a joke?

1320
00:39:38,046 --> 00:39:39,548
- Um.

1321
00:39:39,548 --> 00:39:41,983
<i>--while her Vinny was at
home cleaning up cat poop.</i>

1322
00:39:41,983 --> 00:39:43,752
<i>How serious can it be?</i>

1323
00:39:43,752 --> 00:39:44,819
How long is this
guy gonna last?

1324
00:39:44,819 --> 00:39:46,755
- What time is it, 7:01?

1325
00:39:46,755 --> 00:39:47,956
It's over already.

1326
00:39:47,956 --> 00:39:49,357
- [laughs]

1327
00:39:49,357 --> 00:39:50,725
- Are you good?

1328
00:39:52,827 --> 00:39:54,429
I have so many
emotions, like,

1329
00:39:54,429 --> 00:39:55,830
running through me right now.

1330
00:39:55,830 --> 00:39:57,265
<i>I'm excited for Vinny
to meet everybody,</i>

1331
00:39:57,265 --> 00:39:58,700
but what are the
boys gonna act like?

1332
00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:00,135
Are they gonna be nice to him?

1333
00:40:00,135 --> 00:40:01,703
- I wonder if this guy is
a chooch or if he's cool.

1334
00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:06,975
- Every Vinny
I know is a chooch.

1335
00:40:06,975 --> 00:40:08,143
- What is Mike gonna act like?

1336
00:40:08,143 --> 00:40:09,444
- I'll be honest.

1337
00:40:09,444 --> 00:40:11,980
Who brings somebody
in early on like this?

1338
00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:14,149
- Is he gonna expose
me in some [bleep] way?

1339
00:40:14,149 --> 00:40:16,084
- When is Mike gonna tell him
that she was just giving you

1340
00:40:16,084 --> 00:40:17,319
a lap dance, like, last week?

1341
00:40:17,319 --> 00:40:18,553
- Probably like hi,
how are you doing?

1342
00:40:18,553 --> 00:40:20,088
- Nice to meet you.
Pauly D.

1343
00:40:20,088 --> 00:40:22,023
- Yeah, yeah, Angelina was
giving this Vinny a lap dance,

1344
00:40:22,023 --> 00:40:23,325
you know?
- I like that.

1345
00:40:23,325 --> 00:40:24,326
[laughter]
- What is it?

1346
00:40:24,326 --> 00:40:25,327
<i>- I don't want to hear them.</i>

1347
00:40:25,327 --> 00:40:26,661
<i>I'm not in the mood tonight.</i>

1348
00:40:26,661 --> 00:40:28,096
Like, anybody talks
[bleep] about my Vinny,

1349
00:40:28,096 --> 00:40:29,631
there's gonna be
a [bleep] problem.

1350
00:40:29,631 --> 00:40:31,366
<i>So everybody better be nice.</i>

1351
00:40:31,366 --> 00:40:32,634
- Remember when
Ronnie bought his boo?

1352
00:40:32,634 --> 00:40:33,868
- Yep.

1353
00:40:33,868 --> 00:40:35,070
- And you're like,
all right, Ronnie,

1354
00:40:35,070 --> 00:40:36,071
you want to [bleep] with me,
guy?

1355
00:40:36,071 --> 00:40:37,739
Pass me the french fries.

1356
00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:38,773
[laughter]

1357
00:40:40,976 --> 00:40:43,878
- Oh, I hope this was
not a big mistake.

1358
00:40:43,878 --> 00:40:44,879
Ready?

1359
00:40:44,879 --> 00:40:46,414
- I'll be honest.

1360
00:40:46,414 --> 00:40:48,216
If Angelina tries to come at
me, I'm just gonna be like,

1361
00:40:48,216 --> 00:40:49,217
do you want to play ball?

1362
00:40:49,217 --> 00:40:50,218
OK.

1363
00:40:50,218 --> 00:40:51,620
- You got everything?

1364
00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:55,323
- For the most part,
the vibes out here is good.

1365
00:40:55,323 --> 00:40:56,825
- [laughs]

1366
00:41:00,329 --> 00:41:01,730
- This is Vinny.
- Hey, guys.

1367
00:41:01,730 --> 00:41:02,598
<i>- The poor kid.
He's just meeting everybody</i>

1368
00:41:02,598 --> 00:41:03,799
<i>for the first time.</i>

1369
00:41:03,799 --> 00:41:05,534
all: Divorce party!

1370
00:41:05,534 --> 00:41:06,702
- This could be really bad.

1371
00:41:06,702 --> 00:41:08,337
- Welcome to hell!

1372
00:41:08,337 --> 00:41:09,505
[together]*
Burn that dress!

1373
00:41:09,505 --> 00:41:10,506
- Don't be mad.

1374
00:41:10,506 --> 00:41:11,540
- You're a [bleep] ass bitch.

1375
00:41:11,540 --> 00:41:13,375
- Oh, shut up.
- [bleep].

1376
00:41:13,375 --> 00:41:14,376
I ain't afraid of you, JWOWW.

1377
00:41:14,376 --> 00:41:15,644
- [bleep] that bitch.

1378
00:41:15,644 --> 00:41:16,946
- Bitch, you got to stop.
- [bleep].

1379
00:41:16,946 --> 00:41:18,881
- That girl's possessed.
- Boo!