1 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:03,871 - ♪♪ MTV ♪♪ 2 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:05,372 - This is Vinny. - Hey, guys. 3 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:07,074 - Hey. What's up? [music fades] 4 00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:08,976 [clears throat] Awkward. 5 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:10,210 [eerie music] 6 00:00:10,277 --> 00:00:12,513 - Happy divorce party! 7 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:13,680 We got to say goodbye to the dress. 8 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:14,882 - Oh, my God. 9 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:16,950 - You did it, girl. 10 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,253 - Yay! Happy divorce! - Yay! 11 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:21,121 - Isn't she so chill with him? 12 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,656 - And she didn't say the F-word once. 13 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:23,991 - Can I ask you something? 14 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:25,225 Was that cool to almost [bleep] run me over? 15 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:26,226 - Oh, boy. 16 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:27,594 - [bleep] pussy [bleep] face. 17 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:29,229 You're a pussy-ass bitch. 18 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:31,164 Pussy-ass [bleep] [bleep]. 19 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,137 - ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪ 20 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,639 ♪♪ Let's party, get loud ♪♪ - Yeah, buddy! 21 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,440 - ♪♪ If you wanna have fun ♪♪ - Party's here! 22 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:43,310 - The Situation is under construction. 23 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,345 - We're so classy now. 24 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:47,848 - On the seventh day, it'll be lit. 25 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:50,684 - Get the frig out of here, you crazy! 26 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:52,452 - Um, hello? 27 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:55,722 - ♪♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪♪ 28 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,295 - ♪♪ Oh, put your hands in the sky, come on now ♪♪ 29 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:02,196 ♪♪ Put your hands in the sky ♪♪ 30 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:04,131 [both cheering] 31 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:07,067 - Whoa! - [laughs] 32 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:08,635 I feel like when you're a dirty stay out 33 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:11,438 and you start the party, it never really stops. 34 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:12,706 We love it. - Thank you. 35 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:14,141 - You almost killed me, you [bleep]. 36 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:17,077 Was that cool to almost run me over? 37 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:18,745 - Bro, you're a [bleep] clown, bro. 38 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:20,747 - Oh, boy. She's a buzz killer. 39 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,216 - He just drove away 40 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:23,684 while I'm trying to get into his [bleep] thing 41 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:24,985 to try to, like, be with the girls. 42 00:01:25,052 --> 00:01:26,620 We almost got killed! I almost got killed! 43 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:29,723 And he could have, like, literally ran my leg over. 44 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,325 - Go! Go! Go! 45 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:34,027 - I went to go step up into it, and he just took off. 46 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,596 And I went backwards. 47 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:36,997 - Go! Go! 48 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:39,233 Go! Go! 49 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:41,001 - I could have fell backwards and hit my head. 50 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,836 So many bad things could have happened. 51 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:44,671 - [in slow-motion] Go! 52 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,139 - Who the [bleep] does that to somebody? 53 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:47,474 You almost ran my leg over! 54 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:48,609 - Let's go, baby. Let's go. 55 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,110 - Girl. Come on, girl. 56 00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:51,478 - Hey, babe. Come on, babe. 57 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:54,014 - The new Vinny has seen every side of Angelina, 58 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:56,116 from, like, her being quiet, to her having fun, 59 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:59,052 to her starting drama, and he's handled it all. 60 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,522 - [bleep] you, you [bleep] pussy-ass bitch. 61 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:03,490 - This is a good match for her. 62 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:04,725 I like this guy. 63 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:05,826 - I want to fight him! 64 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,294 - I love you. 65 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,595 - I love Vinny! 66 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:11,899 both: I love Vinny! 67 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,967 [chanting] Vinny! Vinny! 68 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:16,069 - I want more drinks. 69 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,406 - ♪♪ Life is for the living, and I'm gon' live it ♪♪ 70 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,375 ♪♪ If the price is right, I'm with it ♪♪ 71 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:23,710 [laughter] ♪♪ And I'm gonna get it ♪♪ 72 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,913 both: ♪♪ Pancakes, pancakes ♪♪ 73 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,414 - Hold on. Oh, [bleep]. 74 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:30,184 So I think you saw the worst of us. 75 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,585 - Hey, if this is the worst, then it's pretty-- 76 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,620 it's not that bad. - This was the worst. 77 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,122 - This was the worst. - It ain't that bad then. 78 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:37,291 - Do you love us? - Yeah, I love youse a lot. 79 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:38,692 - We love Vinny! 80 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:42,296 - We love Vinny! - Vinny! 81 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:44,431 - Let's sit outside. - Yes, it's nice. 82 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,200 - We're tiptoeing out of here. 83 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:47,734 I just want to spend time with my man, 84 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:48,836 no offense to the meatballs. 85 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,871 - Look at the moon. 86 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:52,639 - Oh, wow. - Yeah, that's cute. 87 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:55,742 - Wait, we--we tried to run away in that bike. 88 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,544 - Wait. What bike? - It's like, calm down. 89 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,213 We got in the back of the bike. 90 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:00,681 - I don't remember. 91 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:03,150 Yay! Whee! 92 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:04,852 Nope. 93 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,053 I'm drunk. 94 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,955 - OK, we're here. Whoo! 95 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,156 This is gonna be the first night 96 00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:10,757 I have some alone time with Vin, 97 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:13,293 no roommates, no one's a bother. 98 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,028 Watch the winding stairs. 99 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:16,196 And I'm looking forward to it. 100 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:18,098 - Wow. Feels so nice to be back. 101 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:20,100 - Ange, we're out here! 102 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,602 She's getting pregnant soon. 103 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:23,237 - Oh, babe, you're in a tank top. 104 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:25,372 You look so hot. - Thanks. 105 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,975 - Ange? Ange? 106 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,143 - They're having sex. - They're definitely-- 107 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:34,381 Angelina! - Girl, they're having sex. 108 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,583 - Why would you do that right now? 109 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,151 - We're getting in bed, ain't we? 110 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,153 - What are you trying to do? - Shirt's gonna come off soon. 111 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,588 - What? - Ain't it? 112 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:43,390 - You have to do that to have sex? 113 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:45,292 - [laughs] - I would love to dance. 114 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:46,627 - I feel like she would come out 115 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:48,095 if we said we're gonna go dance. 116 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:50,230 - Go--where are we dancing? 117 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:51,665 - I want to dance. - Where are we dancing? 118 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,834 - There's a room upstairs. - Oh, OK. 119 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,602 - The boys got Vinny a room. 120 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,204 - Oh, the dance studio! - Yes. 121 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:58,939 Yes. - Exactly. 122 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:01,408 This was set up for you to practice with Koko. 123 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:04,745 - You need to get her because I'm about to go to sleep. 124 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:08,348 So get her now or get her later. 125 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:09,816 [laughs] - That didn't make sense. 126 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:11,051 Ange! 127 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:13,120 - I'm not going out all night. I'm done. 128 00:04:13,187 --> 00:04:14,788 - Is this it? No, that's not it. 129 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:16,290 Oh, [bleep]. 130 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:18,091 Where? 131 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,426 Ange! Ange! 132 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,695 Oh, God. No, this is my room. 133 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:25,265 - Ange! 134 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,435 - Ooh, I'm so sorry. 135 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:29,603 Hello. 136 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,172 - Pardon. 137 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:33,307 Wait, I don't know where her room is. 138 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,242 - This is her room. 139 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:36,710 - No, that's a boogie. 140 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:40,747 - I know for a fact this is her room. 141 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,616 - Ange? Angelina? 142 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:43,851 - [chuckles] 143 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,752 - Shut up. - Ange! Oh, God. 144 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,154 - They're not coming in this room. 145 00:04:47,221 --> 00:04:48,856 - [gasps] This one. 146 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,457 - This is her room. 147 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:53,060 Yes, this is her room. - This one. 148 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,261 - There's Ange! - This is her room. 149 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:55,429 - They're here. - Shut up. 150 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:56,897 - Ange? - Say we're having sex. 151 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,365 I'm having sex. 152 00:04:58,432 --> 00:04:59,399 - You're not having sex. - Well, I don't give a-- 153 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:00,667 - Are you guys seven? 154 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,836 - I know they're not having [bleep] sex. 155 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,638 - If that's how you have sex, that's embarrassing. 156 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,773 - And you know what? Whoo-hoo! 157 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:07,908 - Oh, my God. - [bleep]. 158 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,009 - Do you want to go to the ballroom? 159 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:10,511 - Whoa! - [laughs] 160 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:13,680 - Oh, God, here we go. The meatballs are still on it. 161 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:15,782 I'm in here! - Do you want to go to-- 162 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,217 Ange, let's go to the ballroom. 163 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:19,052 - Ballroom? No, I'm out. 164 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,621 - The ballroom, to dance. - Go to bed. 165 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:22,256 We're gonna be [bleep] [bleep] tomorrow. 166 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,957 How am I gonna get Deena the [bleep] out of this bed 167 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:26,159 so I could just, like, hang out with my man? 168 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,095 - Listen to me. - [bleep] [bleep] you. 169 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,663 - Let's go to the ballroom. 170 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:31,031 - Meatballs, I love you guys, 171 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:33,133 but this is, like, insanity at this point. 172 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,168 Why do you want to go to the ballroom? 173 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:35,402 It's [bleep]-- - To dance. 174 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:36,703 - By yourself? - So you don't want to go 175 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,405 to the ballroom? - You're not going out again. 176 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:39,907 - Let's go to the ballroom! - [bleep] that. 177 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,842 - [coughs] Can we go to the ballroom? 178 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:43,310 - Yeah, let's go. - I just farted. 179 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:44,912 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. 180 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:47,047 [laughter] 181 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:49,750 - And I have to go to bed. I need to go to sleep. 182 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:51,952 - I just wanted to see what the ballroom looked like. 183 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,253 - [laughs] Get out. 184 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,888 - It was so nice meeting you. - All right. 185 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,924 Divorce party was [bleep] insane. 186 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:59,693 Like, if I could have a divorce party all the time, 187 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,161 I would do it. 188 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:02,329 [chuckles] 189 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:03,597 - You're that way. 190 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:04,631 I'm this way. - You're that way. 191 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,700 Love you. - Love you. 192 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,435 - Bye-bye. 193 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:11,004 Where's my room? Ugh. 194 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:13,473 Is this me? 195 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:14,741 Did I miss my room? 196 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,510 Yeah, this is weird. 197 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:17,811 No. 198 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,079 Did I pass? 199 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,215 I want to hang out with those new people. 200 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,349 Oh, cool. 201 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,351 You guys are still up? Cheers. 202 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:27,054 [upbeat music] 203 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,655 - ♪♪ I'm feeling good ♪♪ 204 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,490 ♪♪ I'm feeling great ♪♪ 205 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:33,493 ♪♪ Feel like everything is going my way ♪♪ 206 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,062 ♪♪ I feel a vibe ♪♪ 207 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,063 ♪♪ Come catch the wave ♪♪ 208 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,197 - Oh, baby! 209 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:40,801 [laughter] 210 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:42,269 - I had a few nightmares. 211 00:06:42,336 --> 00:06:44,071 - What happened? - There were demons. 212 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:45,939 - Run, bitch! Mother[bleep]! 213 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,474 - I jumped out of a plane. 214 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,513 - Holy [bleep]. - So a lot of [bleep] happened. 215 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,248 - What day is it? - I don't know. 216 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:57,417 - [coughs] Oh, my head. Ow. 217 00:06:57,484 --> 00:06:59,086 I'm literally dying. 218 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:00,654 Yeah! 219 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:01,989 [EDM music] 220 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:05,359 I don't know why I still think I'm 21. 221 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,328 - Oh, God. What a night. 222 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:09,630 You would have been annoyed with me. 223 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:11,398 - Why? - Just 'cause I was drunk. 224 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,468 We did our thing last night. 225 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:15,469 - Oh! 226 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:20,140 ♪♪ ♪♪ 227 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:21,575 - Not feeling great. 228 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:24,111 Vinny, I like him for her. 229 00:07:24,178 --> 00:07:25,746 - I actually liked the divorce party. 230 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,147 That wedding dress, though. I mean... 231 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,283 But you know what? It was nice to put it to rest. 232 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:30,284 - Yeah, right? You see that little 233 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,552 spirit thing flying out? 234 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:36,256 - Was that my marriage going up in smokes? 235 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:38,025 Did you feel a weight was lifted off of you? 236 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:39,927 - I mean, I'm here for you for anything, so-- 237 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:42,729 you know, your burdens are my burdens. 238 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,364 [phone ringing] - Hello? 239 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:45,599 - Happy birthday, Vin. 240 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:48,168 - Thank you. - 35 is good, Vin. 241 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:51,405 It's the prime of your life. - Yeah, it's the prime. 242 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,374 It's my birthday. I'm 35 years old today. 243 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:56,743 And life is good. I'm here with my friends. 244 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,580 - I don't know. 245 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,117 - These are my closest friends. 246 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,686 They're like my roommates, my family, 247 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:07,721 so, you know, I know today is gonna be a good day. 248 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,256 I'm assuming they have something really big planned 249 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:11,992 for me since they've never thrown me a party or anything. 250 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:13,227 [phone ringing] 251 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:14,795 - Oh, my God. I'm getting a FaceTime. 252 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,997 - Morning. Hi, friends. - Hey. What's up? 253 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,265 - Hi, guys. - What up? 254 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:21,134 - Today is Vinny's birthday. 255 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,336 - Yes. - Yes. 256 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:23,871 - Wait, so I feel like he always wants 257 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,305 to make his birthday a big deal, 258 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:27,007 so let's pretend it's not his birthday. 259 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:28,609 Like we all forgot. - Yeah. 260 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,677 Oh, yeah, let's do that. - I love that. 261 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,646 - Obviously, we're gonna throw him something later, 262 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,581 but let's kind of, like, [bleep] with him 263 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:37,251 and just pretend that we don't know it's his birthday. 264 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:39,286 - It's Pauly D Day, anyway. Let's just go with that. 265 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:40,587 - Exactly. - Hell yeah. 266 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:41,922 - Yeah, today is your day. You have a gig. 267 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,624 - We'll tell him that's the only thing going on. 268 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:44,992 We want to mess with Vinny so bad 269 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,493 because he's obsessed with his birthday, 270 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,128 obsessed with us throwing a party. 271 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:51,565 - I've been on "Jersey Shore" for, like, 13 years now 272 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:52,733 and never had a party. 273 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:55,435 Guys, my birthday's in three days! 274 00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:57,738 - Oh, my God, your birthday. 275 00:08:57,804 --> 00:08:59,673 - So Nicole's idea is 276 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,775 obviously not mention anything about a birthday to Vinny 277 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,377 and then throw him party. 278 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,612 - Pauly, should we invite him to haircuts or leave him home? 279 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:08,715 [laughter] - We should invite him. 280 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,551 - All right, so you guys are going to get haircuts, 281 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:12,586 so the girls can plan Vinny's birthday. 282 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:13,587 both: OK. 283 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,289 - Hey, Angelina. - Hi. 284 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,324 - Do you think the other Vinny needs a haircut? 285 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:18,992 Would he want to come? - Oh, that'll be cute. 286 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,727 A boys day. - Yeah. 287 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,663 - All right. Have a good day, boys. 288 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,665 And remember, it's not Vinny's birthday party. 289 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,233 - No happy birthdays. 290 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:27,534 - Whoo, it's my birthday! 291 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,438 Yo, come in. 292 00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:33,240 What's good? - Yeah, man, I'm so excited. 293 00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:34,374 Today's the day! - Yes! Hell yeah! 294 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:36,009 - Today is the big day! - Sick! 295 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,411 Yeah! - It's Pauly D Show Day! 296 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:39,980 I can't wait. I'm turning up in NOLA. 297 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,281 I'm playing at the metro. 298 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:42,883 - Oh, [bleep]. - I'm gonna get us haircuts. 299 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,085 I'm gonna set up the whole day to be lit for my show tonight. 300 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:46,820 - All right, cool. - It's so hard 301 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:49,289 for me not to tell Vinny happy birthday today. 302 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:50,524 I'm excited. You? 303 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,125 - For your show? - Yeah. 304 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,360 - Yeah, I guess. - It should be lit. 305 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,862 - Does he actually think I would forget 306 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,063 my own boyfriend's birthday? 307 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,097 Come on. 308 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,932 [knocks at door] - Who's that? 309 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,100 - What up? - Yo! 310 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,268 Big day today! 311 00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:02,769 - Let's go! - Whoo! 312 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,605 - I'm so excited. - Let's go, my guy. 313 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:05,939 - I love that everybody's together. 314 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,341 - Yo. Yo. - [bleep] yeah. 315 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,309 - TGIF. Today's a big day. - Yes, sir. 316 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,544 - Do it. - Big day. 317 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:11,778 - It's show day. - Yes. 318 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,080 Pauly D Show Day! 319 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,581 - Yo, I've been trying to-- trying to, like, 320 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:16,517 look forward to this and celebrate this all week. 321 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,252 - Yeah. 322 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,821 - You'd wish me a happy birthday, right? 323 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,789 All right, I got, like, mad people 324 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,191 FaceTiming me and calling me right now, 325 00:10:24,258 --> 00:10:25,526 so I'll see you in a little bit. 326 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:26,960 - Oh, wow. Tell 'em we said what's up. 327 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,328 - Yeah. - All right. 328 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:31,365 [somber music] 329 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:34,968 Maybe we can, like, get a cupcake with a candle. 330 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,069 - Text me. 331 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,871 [soft laughter] 332 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,306 - Did you know it was my birthday? 333 00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:41,775 ♪♪ ♪♪ 334 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,444 - It looks really great in here, guys. 335 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,146 - So-- so this is the decorations? 336 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,681 - This is it. - He's gonna be like, 337 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,216 "You guys finally threw me a party, 338 00:10:49,283 --> 00:10:51,385 and this is what it is?" [laughter] 339 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,453 - I had a little something I needed help with. 340 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,956 Well, not a little something. It's a big thing. 341 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,124 - I need it. 342 00:10:57,191 --> 00:10:58,825 - I wanted to get engaged. - Stop. 343 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,060 Tonight? - Tonight, yeah. 344 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,562 So it's gonna be tonight. - Stop it. 345 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,130 Does she know? - She doesn't know. 346 00:11:03,197 --> 00:11:05,999 - Another day, another bottle. - And it begins. 347 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,901 all: Surprise! 348 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:11,004 [cheering] 349 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:15,976 - You thought we forgot! 350 00:11:20,581 --> 00:11:23,884 [upbeat music] 351 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:27,054 - Remember, when Vinny comes in here, no "happy birthday." 352 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,656 This poor guy, he has no idea 353 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,925 we have something very dope planned for him. 354 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,393 While we're out getting haircuts, 355 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,095 the girls are gonna set something up. 356 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,330 It's about to go down today. 357 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,031 - Hey. What's up, the Sorrentinos? 358 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,566 - What's up, WOWWs? 359 00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:40,968 Know what would be really nice? 360 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,169 Haircuts. 361 00:11:42,236 --> 00:11:44,338 And we're gonna invite Angelina's Vinny. 362 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,639 Right? - Yes. 363 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,809 That's so strange that Angelina dates a cop. 364 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,711 - Did anyone ask where he lives? 365 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,145 - He lives at the house. Vinny asked. 366 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,247 - Do you live there now? 367 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,314 - Yeah, I do. 368 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,750 [all cheering] 369 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,051 - They moved in together? - Yes. 370 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,120 - Yeah, they been moved. - Oh, I didn't know that. 371 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,522 - I didn't know that. 372 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,323 - They been moved in together for a minute. 373 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,225 - Since the Florida Keys. - Since San Diego, no? 374 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,760 - Since the Keys. - Oh, snap. 375 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,595 - He moved in since the first DM. 376 00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:11,632 - All right. - Oh, my God. 377 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:12,966 Jesus has risen. - Hey. 378 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,569 - Dirty stay outs. - [bleep] so late, man. 379 00:12:15,636 --> 00:12:17,804 - Hey. - Oh, you're alive. 380 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:18,805 - What's up, Dirts? 381 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,241 - Sorry. - Don't be sorry. 382 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,143 - I heard I was mean to Jenni last night. 383 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,912 - Mina was out, and I was hiding. 384 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:25,913 I'm getting nervous. 385 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,314 - Just shut the [bleep] up. 386 00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:29,149 I'm not afraid of you, JWOWW. 387 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,851 I said, I'm not afraid of you, JWOWW. 388 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:33,053 - "I'm not scared of you, JWOWW." 389 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,655 - Where's Nicole? 390 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,056 - Dead. 391 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:38,525 - We didn't go to sleep till 6:00 in the morning. 392 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,394 - What happened when she crawled in bed? 393 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,429 Like, was she loud? - Hold on. 394 00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:44,631 First off, she didn't crawl in bed. 395 00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:46,066 - I have to know. 396 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,067 - You ever see, like, "The Ring," 397 00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,335 where the girl just, like-- 398 00:12:48,402 --> 00:12:49,703 - It was like in the haunted house. 399 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,805 - The girl's just, like, standing there? 400 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,074 Standing there over the bed? 401 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,642 - Yeah, she malfunctions. 402 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,611 - Yo. 403 00:12:57,678 --> 00:12:59,213 What's up, guys? 404 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,549 - So last night was crazy. 405 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,219 all: Yeah. - Any other good stories? 406 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,524 - This is gonna be so hard 407 00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:12,192 not to say "happy birthday" to Vinny. 408 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,827 I mean, I just want to be like, 409 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,630 "Happy birthday, Vin!" But we can't. 410 00:13:16,697 --> 00:13:19,066 - Today's not an ordinary day, guys. 411 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,001 It's DJ Pauly D's show. 412 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,970 - And Vinny's birthday is on Sunday. 413 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,037 - Yeah. - Yo, happy birthday. 414 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,472 - Happy early birthday. 415 00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:27,040 - Happy early birthday, man. 416 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,909 - It's my birthday. [chuckles] 417 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,944 - Yo, Vinny, happy early birthday. 418 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,145 - Oh, appreciate you, man. - Happy early birthday, man. 419 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,281 - Oh, hell yeah. - Just turned 35. 420 00:13:34,348 --> 00:13:36,617 How old are you turning? - 32. 421 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:37,851 - You're turning 32? - Yeah. 422 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,953 - Nice. I'm 35. 423 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,388 Nice. 424 00:13:41,455 --> 00:13:45,292 No one seems to remember that it's my birthday. 425 00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:47,427 35 now. - Oh, nice. Sick. 426 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,862 - Crazy. - All right, guys. 427 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,430 - All right. Love you. - Have fun, guys. 428 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,199 Get your haircuts. 429 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,834 - See you later. - Have fun. 430 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,036 - Yo, big day today! 431 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,271 - Yo, we got Veterans Day. 432 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,639 - It's Friday. - Yes. 433 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,208 - It's Friday. - We got DJ Pauly D's Show Day. 434 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,276 both: Yes! 435 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,677 - Vinny birthday is in a few days. 436 00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:06,213 - Yo, early birthday. - Yeah! 437 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,614 - That's what's up. 438 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,717 [somber music] 439 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:12,719 - Let's go. - Let's go. 440 00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,555 - GTL. Let's go. 441 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:15,789 Come on, buddy. 442 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,491 ♪♪ ♪♪ 443 00:14:17,558 --> 00:14:19,092 - Have fun, boys. 444 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:22,029 - All right, guys. 445 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,797 - Tell Vinny to meet us there, all right? 446 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,098 - All right, guys. 447 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,733 - The other Vinny? - I'm right here. 448 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,968 - Oh, oh. - Oh, wait. 449 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,403 I'm the other Vinny now? 450 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,805 [laughter] 451 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,874 - Oh, my God. - I love it. 452 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,677 - ♪♪ Looking for a lady, yeah, I'm looking for a dame ♪♪ 453 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:40,581 ♪♪ Went looking for a lady, yeah, I'm looking for a dame ♪♪ 454 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,450 - Of course, you [bleep] pick a Vinny from Staten Island 455 00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:45,686 that's younger, and better-looking, 456 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,621 and more educated. 457 00:14:47,688 --> 00:14:49,623 How did you bag him? 458 00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:51,992 I think 2.0 is a standup guy. 459 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,827 I think he's chill. 460 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,230 He's smart. He's got a master's degree. 461 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:59,766 And Angelina seems less Angelina around 2.0, 462 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,668 which is awesome. 463 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,570 You guys met each other on the 'Gram? 464 00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,239 - She said they were following each other 465 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,174 for, like, a while, right? - For a long time, yeah. 466 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,009 - Who messaged who? 467 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,144 - I think I was messaging him. Like, I don't know. 468 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,412 I have to go back on the dates-- 469 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,181 - Like, last night, he said, like-- 470 00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:16,116 'cause I asked, like, "What do you see with your future?" 471 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,218 Like, what do you see with your future with him? 472 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,787 'Cause I know you just got divorced. 473 00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:23,490 So do you see, like, that type of future with him, 474 00:15:23,557 --> 00:15:25,025 or are you just taking it very slowly? 475 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,527 - Well, I've been taking it slowly. 476 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,895 I started dating him in February. 477 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,897 So I've been dating him for a while 478 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,398 before anyone even found out-- 479 00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:33,066 - Yeah, 'cause in San Diego, they were saying, like, 480 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,202 he was there watching your kitties. 481 00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,905 - Hi. Are you in my garage? 482 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,540 - Wait, time out. 483 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,843 She's FaceTiming a guy at her house in the garage. 484 00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:44,978 - Yeah, but that was-- - He was more of a friend? 485 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,347 - No, we weren't-- we were never just friends. 486 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,982 - Oh. - I was just making it less 487 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,618 than it was because I wanted to protect that at first. 488 00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:53,387 - Yeah. - I love that you put him 489 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,122 on a pedestal. - I definitely didn't 490 00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:56,423 put Chris on a pedestal, I have to tell you that. 491 00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:59,092 - The king in your life is your man. 492 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,728 - My fiancé is the king of the garbage men. 493 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,330 - Wow. 494 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:04,665 - No, you didn't. - No. 495 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,734 - And that was, I think, also one of the issues. 496 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,470 [upbeat music] 497 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,072 - Yo, I'm getting hungry. 498 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,640 - Is this the right place? 499 00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,709 We are on our way to get haircuts 500 00:16:15,776 --> 00:16:19,413 because it is Veterans Day and Pauly D Day. 501 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,481 Not my birthday. It is my birthday. 502 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:22,916 - Who's first? 503 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,919 - He's going first 'cause he's the Vinny pig. 504 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:27,588 - Come on. Have a seat, bro. 505 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,190 - Come on, man. Got you right here. 506 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,491 How are you? - Good. 507 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,227 - I'm not gonna lie, I'm not feeling the vibe. 508 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,528 - I know you're not, yeah. 509 00:16:34,595 --> 00:16:37,464 - I need, like, an old-school barber pole. 510 00:16:37,531 --> 00:16:38,465 - Yep. - I need, like, 511 00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:40,234 a drug dealer to cut my hair. 512 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,568 - Yeah, yeah. - This is too nice. 513 00:16:41,635 --> 00:16:43,837 I don't really have the greatest expectations 514 00:16:43,904 --> 00:16:45,038 going to a random barber shop. 515 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,707 You know, I'm pretty picky. 516 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,742 I would like a low fade, not that high. 517 00:16:48,809 --> 00:16:51,178 You could do a half at the bottom. 518 00:16:51,245 --> 00:16:55,082 I just get a fade, like a mid, 'cause I have thick hair. 519 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,117 - How long have you been a barber? 520 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,318 - Nice. 521 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,554 I don't know. I'm not feeling the vibe. 522 00:17:00,621 --> 00:17:02,055 - Yo, Vinny 2.0, 523 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,658 since it's my show day, it's Pauly D Show Day... 524 00:17:04,725 --> 00:17:05,859 - Yeah. - How you feel about this guy 525 00:17:05,926 --> 00:17:07,160 giving you a blowout for tonight? 526 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,295 - Ah. 527 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:10,564 [laughter] 528 00:17:10,631 --> 00:17:12,299 - I do see he's a very good guy. 529 00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:13,934 I know he'll be a really good dad. 530 00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:15,235 - Egg freezing or, like, 531 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:18,071 you would consider, like, having children soon? 532 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,941 - Like, 100% with him. 533 00:17:21,008 --> 00:17:22,809 So I had a conversation with him 534 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,745 about freezing my eggs recently. 535 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,347 - OK. - He doesn't want that for me. 536 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,715 He's like, "Why would you freeze your eggs 537 00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:30,184 when we could have kids?" 538 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,219 - So you guys are considering that? 539 00:17:32,286 --> 00:17:34,555 Oh, my God, can we picture a pregnant Ange? 540 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:35,822 - Oh, my God. I would love it. 541 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,824 - Like, soon? 542 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,226 I just got goosebumps. 543 00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:40,427 - Did you really? - Yes. 544 00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,663 - I'm 36 years old. 545 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,064 I'm not getting any younger. 546 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,266 You know, it's not like time is on my side, 547 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,901 as a woman, to have a child. 548 00:17:47,968 --> 00:17:50,404 And then your body will not work anymore. 549 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,706 You know, it's--it's science. 550 00:17:52,773 --> 00:17:54,007 I mean, I would like to be, 551 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,210 like, engaged first, like, you know? 552 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,512 - Oh, my God, this is, like, sensory overload. 553 00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:01,782 Like, I had no idea they were even this serious. 554 00:18:01,849 --> 00:18:04,952 - Is the guy, Vinny, your boyfriend? 555 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,119 - No. 556 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,421 - Are you, like, girlfriend-boyfriend? 557 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,323 - I wouldn't say that. Like, it's weird. 558 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,391 Like, we don't really want to, like, put a label on things. 559 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,860 - This is, like, rapid fire. 560 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,428 My boobs got hard. - But you know what? 561 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,296 They really--they've almost been dating a year. 562 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:17,464 - That's what I'm saying. 563 00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,766 - I just hope that she understands 564 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:23,103 the pace that she's set 'cause, you know, 565 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,838 she's doing all these side things, 566 00:18:24,905 --> 00:18:28,141 like hitting on our Vinny and trying to, like, be with him, 567 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,311 but she's also creating a pace with Vinny 2.0, 568 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,514 who might not know that she's doing all those things. 569 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,616 - I would probably do stuff very quickly. 570 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:36,783 - Next year? 571 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,919 - Yeah, 100%. 572 00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:40,754 - Can I be a bridesmaid? 573 00:18:40,821 --> 00:18:42,656 - [laughs] 574 00:18:47,995 --> 00:18:49,196 [upbeat music] 575 00:18:49,263 --> 00:18:51,632 - ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪ 576 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:52,699 ♪♪ Uh-huh ♪♪ 577 00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:54,368 ♪♪ Show me the money ♪♪ 578 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,203 ♪♪ ♪♪ 579 00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:59,506 - I usually get a haircut every two to three days. 580 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:03,110 Us guidos, that's what our life consists of. 581 00:19:03,177 --> 00:19:06,313 I mean, listen, we invented fresh to death. 582 00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,881 - You did. - You know what I'm saying? 583 00:19:07,948 --> 00:19:11,318 - Mike literally tells everybody his life story. 584 00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:12,619 - I have one boy. 585 00:19:12,686 --> 00:19:15,389 My boy is Romeo. He's 16 months. 586 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,959 You know, I had such a wild life in my 20s. 587 00:19:19,026 --> 00:19:20,928 And now my 30s, I'm such a good dad, 588 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:24,164 very wise and mature, and doing it big out here in NOLA. 589 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:26,567 Me and my wife's gender reveal party out here. 590 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,636 Last night was Angelina's divorce party. 591 00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:31,238 - He told him his life story. 592 00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:32,906 He's been getting his hair cut for about five seconds. 593 00:19:32,973 --> 00:19:34,441 The guy's like, "Yo, like, what do you want? 594 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:36,176 What kind of haircut do you want?" 595 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,545 - Just trying to get a photo at the wedding. 596 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:39,913 - Like, the guy didn't ask. 597 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:41,448 He asked, like, what number you wanted on top. 598 00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:42,883 - Never forget where you came from. 599 00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:44,084 - Yeah. 600 00:19:44,151 --> 00:19:45,953 - Always be the first to apologize. 601 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,222 Get on the path of self-improvement, 602 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,157 whether mentally, physically, spiritually, 603 00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:51,592 personally, or professionally, 604 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,927 'cause that right there is a lifelong process. 605 00:19:53,994 --> 00:19:56,296 - Is he [bleep] serious? 606 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,665 [laughter] 607 00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:01,268 [phone ringing] 608 00:20:01,335 --> 00:20:02,903 - Hello? 609 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,639 - Hey, this is Jason with Natural Elements IV Lounge. 610 00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:07,574 I'm downstairs. Where would you like for me to meet you? 611 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,743 - Oh, hi. Can you meet us outside by the pool? 612 00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:11,912 - Ooh, nice. Relaxing. - OK, sure. 613 00:20:11,979 --> 00:20:13,213 - Last night was a rough one. 614 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,281 [EDM music] 615 00:20:14,348 --> 00:20:17,885 [cheering] 616 00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:19,152 But the IVs are here. 617 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,188 It is time to rehydrate 618 00:20:21,255 --> 00:20:24,625 just so we can go and dehydrate again. 619 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:28,362 - I can do tattoos all day, but needles, 620 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,697 I'm the person that's almost about to faint. 621 00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:32,733 - Oh, my God, it's hot. 622 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,868 Deener, it's not great. 623 00:20:34,935 --> 00:20:36,770 - Good morning. - Bitch. 624 00:20:36,837 --> 00:20:38,338 - Good morning, dirty stay out. 625 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,873 You all right? - No. 626 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,608 Why were we raging like we never been to the club before? 627 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,110 - I don't know. 628 00:20:43,177 --> 00:20:44,311 - Kill me. 629 00:20:44,378 --> 00:20:47,381 - Ooh, my phone is blowing up today. 630 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,549 - Are people hitting you up 631 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,317 trying to get into Pauly D's show? 632 00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:53,020 - Mm. - No, totally something else. 633 00:20:55,189 --> 00:20:57,357 - Whoo, brand-new kid. 634 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,725 - Yeah. - Let me walk into it. 635 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:04,064 - So what are we gonna plan for Vin's birthday? 636 00:21:04,131 --> 00:21:05,566 - We ignored him. 637 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,968 We have to, like, plan something amazing. 638 00:21:08,035 --> 00:21:10,504 We're all on the struggle bus, super hungover. 639 00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:12,306 I'm behind planning at this point. 640 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:14,041 Like, I need to get my [bleep] together. 641 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,542 - The ballroom is here. 642 00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:16,710 - What do you want to do to it? - So we can make that 643 00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:18,679 into, like, a party room. - OK. 644 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,280 - We could be like, "Just kidding. 645 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,049 We know it's your birthday. Happy birthday." 646 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,650 - I love that. 647 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,485 - Should we do, like, a "Dancing With the Stars" 648 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:27,454 themed birthday party? 649 00:21:27,521 --> 00:21:29,022 - I like that. - That's nice. 650 00:21:29,089 --> 00:21:30,858 We could act like he won. 651 00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:32,893 - Maybe we make him a mirrorball. 652 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,862 - That's cute. - That's pretty. 653 00:21:34,928 --> 00:21:38,098 - And then maybe we could do, like, a nice restaurant. 654 00:21:38,165 --> 00:21:40,167 - Top five things Vinny wants. - Yeah. 655 00:21:40,234 --> 00:21:41,335 - But what does Vinny love? 656 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:42,402 - Strippers. - He loves strippers. 657 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:43,537 - All right, so we could do-- 658 00:21:43,604 --> 00:21:44,972 a stripper bus has to be a thing. 659 00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:46,640 - Let's see what we can find. 660 00:21:46,707 --> 00:21:49,743 "Rent a party bus with strippers." 661 00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:50,878 - Boom. Book it. 662 00:21:50,944 --> 00:21:52,279 - Yeah. How can I help you? 663 00:21:52,346 --> 00:21:55,382 - Hi. One of our friends is obsessed with strippers. 664 00:21:55,449 --> 00:21:56,884 It's his birthday, 665 00:21:56,950 --> 00:21:59,319 so we were wondering if you had availability tonight. 666 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:00,521 - Hot. - Hot strippers. 667 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:01,588 - Modelesque. 668 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:02,789 - Grade-A prime. 669 00:22:02,856 --> 00:22:04,258 - Nice boobies. 670 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:05,359 - Excuse me? - Vinny. 671 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,327 - Guys, shut the [bleep] up. 672 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,596 - Oh, she did it again! 673 00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:11,231 - Damn! - I can't hear him! 674 00:22:11,298 --> 00:22:12,766 - You nasty. [laughter] 675 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,501 - Can you please repeat that? 676 00:22:14,568 --> 00:22:16,570 - We can definitely help you out, for sure. 677 00:22:16,637 --> 00:22:18,705 - So excited. - Thank you. 678 00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:20,707 - Oh, we got to actually order the mirrorball. 679 00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:21,942 - [bleep]. - Ma'am? 680 00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:24,211 - Shiny disco balls. - Yeah, hello? 681 00:22:24,278 --> 00:22:26,547 - Oh, sir, sorry, so... - What did he say? 682 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:27,915 - Yeah, I don't know if you ever seen 683 00:22:27,981 --> 00:22:30,083 "Dancing with the Stars." It's a mirrorball trophy. 684 00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:32,719 So it's basically just a shiny disco ball... 685 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,888 - With "Dancing"-- - On a trophy with-- 686 00:22:34,955 --> 00:22:37,224 - "Number One Chooch." - That would be cute. 687 00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:38,592 - How do you spell "chooch"? - It's not like coochie. 688 00:22:38,659 --> 00:22:39,760 - C-H-O-O-C-H. - Choochie. 689 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:42,462 - Yeah, C-H-O-O-C-H. - C-H-O-O-C-H. 690 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:43,597 - Just please don't write "coochie" on there. 691 00:22:43,664 --> 00:22:45,699 - I can't listen to 10,000 people. 692 00:22:45,766 --> 00:22:47,301 - See, isn't it annoying? 693 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,169 both: Shut the [bleep] up. - Shut the [bleep] up. 694 00:22:49,236 --> 00:22:51,371 [laughter] 695 00:22:55,142 --> 00:22:56,643 - ♪♪ Brag so much 'cause I am so much ♪♪ 696 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,378 ♪♪ Men stay close, but I'm hot to the touch ♪♪ 697 00:22:58,445 --> 00:22:59,780 ♪♪ You ain't talk about me, you ain't talk about much ♪♪ 698 00:22:59,847 --> 00:23:01,415 - Oh, my God, I have not been on Bourbon Street yet. 699 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:03,116 - I'm not ready for this. 700 00:23:03,183 --> 00:23:05,519 - Let's get a drink. 701 00:23:05,586 --> 00:23:07,921 - Deena, stop. 702 00:23:07,988 --> 00:23:09,456 My hangover is awful today, 703 00:23:09,523 --> 00:23:12,392 but we have to get ready for Vinny's birthday party. 704 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:14,127 We have to get decorations for the ballroom. 705 00:23:14,194 --> 00:23:15,662 We got to make it, like, nice and pretty. 706 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,598 We need balloons. We need signs. 707 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:19,333 I just wish we weren't so hungover 708 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:22,002 because we have to make this birthday party look legit. 709 00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,637 We look like slobs right now. 710 00:23:23,704 --> 00:23:26,173 [upbeat music] 711 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,609 ♪♪ ♪♪ 712 00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:29,776 - Today is my birthday, so... 713 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:31,044 - Really? - Yeah. 714 00:23:31,111 --> 00:23:32,112 - Oh, thanks, man. 715 00:23:32,179 --> 00:23:33,514 Literally everybody I know, 716 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,449 except for the most important people in my life, 717 00:23:35,516 --> 00:23:37,050 have wished me a happy birthday. 718 00:23:37,117 --> 00:23:39,219 "Dancing with the Stars," Chippendales, 719 00:23:39,286 --> 00:23:41,922 other reality stars from different shows 720 00:23:41,989 --> 00:23:43,490 wished me a happy birthday. 721 00:23:43,557 --> 00:23:45,893 Even this random girl in the barbershop 722 00:23:45,959 --> 00:23:47,528 was like, "Happy birthday." 723 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,930 - Dude, you got to put a dollar on your shirt. 724 00:23:49,997 --> 00:23:51,164 That's what they do in the South. 725 00:23:51,231 --> 00:23:52,633 - For real? - Yeah, and everyone will 726 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:54,601 give you money, and they'll tell you happy birthday. 727 00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:56,436 - Wait, wait, wait. What do I have to do? 728 00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:57,638 - No, not you. - Oh, it's your birthday. 729 00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:58,739 - Not you. That Vinny. 730 00:24:02,209 --> 00:24:04,044 - Go in here. 731 00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:06,914 How fun. Oh, wow. 732 00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:08,348 Hello. 733 00:24:08,415 --> 00:24:11,018 Do we get Vinny a crown? Wait, this is confetti. 734 00:24:11,084 --> 00:24:14,855 - Ooh, those might be fun to set off. 735 00:24:14,922 --> 00:24:16,590 - Oh, God, don't-- don't have me do it. 736 00:24:16,657 --> 00:24:18,258 - No. 737 00:24:18,325 --> 00:24:19,826 - Oh! [all screaming] 738 00:24:19,893 --> 00:24:22,062 - No, you won't do that. - No on that. 739 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,866 - Oh, that smells like heaven. 740 00:24:25,933 --> 00:24:28,235 - I don't know that we need books. 741 00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:29,303 - No, we don't need a book. 742 00:24:29,369 --> 00:24:31,238 - A whoopee cushion? Oh, no. 743 00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:33,140 - Whoopee cushion? - A whoopee cushion? 744 00:24:33,207 --> 00:24:34,641 - What else? - "Home is 745 00:24:34,708 --> 00:24:37,144 where the cat hair sticks to everything but the cat." 746 00:24:37,211 --> 00:24:38,912 - Girl, there's a line. 747 00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:41,715 - "Alcohol is the glue holding this [bleep]show together." 748 00:24:41,782 --> 00:24:43,183 - Yeah, that's our show. 749 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:45,052 That's literally our show. - I love that. 750 00:24:45,118 --> 00:24:46,520 - We're getting good stuff. 751 00:24:46,587 --> 00:24:48,722 And I feel like this is gonna be such an awesome night. 752 00:24:48,789 --> 00:24:50,891 Thank you. - Thank you. 753 00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:53,227 - All right, this is a very important cut for me. 754 00:24:53,293 --> 00:24:55,295 - Take that dollar off. That's for the Vinny 2.0, man. 755 00:24:55,362 --> 00:24:57,397 - We're gonna collab here, OK? - A'ight, let's collab. 756 00:24:57,464 --> 00:24:58,899 - He has to interview the barber first. 757 00:24:58,966 --> 00:25:01,201 - I know you're not my barber and whatever. 758 00:25:01,268 --> 00:25:02,336 This is all crazy. 759 00:25:02,402 --> 00:25:03,837 - After he interviews the barber, 760 00:25:03,904 --> 00:25:05,205 then he still has to decide 761 00:25:05,272 --> 00:25:06,573 if he's actually gonna use this barber or not. 762 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:07,841 - Like a low fade. 763 00:25:07,908 --> 00:25:10,110 And I say keep it lower, just in case. 764 00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:11,512 And a skin fade too. 765 00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:13,080 A line right here. 766 00:25:13,146 --> 00:25:15,082 - Then he'll describe the actual beard. 767 00:25:15,148 --> 00:25:17,618 - Really, I keep it as high as possible here. 768 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:19,686 - Vinny, the one with the shortest hair, 769 00:25:19,753 --> 00:25:21,488 is taking the longest in the barber chair. 770 00:25:21,555 --> 00:25:24,391 - The edges can be just a little bit more. 771 00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:25,959 - People think that I'm the hair guy? 772 00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:27,127 No, it's Vinny. 773 00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:28,462 He takes forever to get his hair done. 774 00:25:28,529 --> 00:25:29,897 I'm gonna miss my show tonight. 775 00:25:31,632 --> 00:25:32,866 - I'm dying over here. 776 00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:34,067 - Why are you dying? What happened? 777 00:25:34,134 --> 00:25:36,003 - 'Cause I didn't shower. - Smelly ass. 778 00:25:36,069 --> 00:25:38,338 - So this is gonna be Vinny's rehearsal room. 779 00:25:38,405 --> 00:25:39,940 - This is it? - Yeah. 780 00:25:40,007 --> 00:25:41,942 - It smells like a medical center. 781 00:25:42,009 --> 00:25:43,977 - Why did I expect, like, a huge ballroom? 782 00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:45,979 This place, it doesn't look great. 783 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,682 I feel like if we were to actually throw something, 784 00:25:48,749 --> 00:25:50,617 it would be, like, in a grand ballroom. 785 00:25:50,684 --> 00:25:51,852 There'd be chandeliers. 786 00:25:51,919 --> 00:25:54,154 - This kind of looks like a crack den. 787 00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,623 - And this looks like where you go and sit for AA meetings. 788 00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:58,625 I mean, it's not great. - OK, guys. 789 00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:00,961 Let's decorate this bitch. - Now we got to decorate. 790 00:26:03,597 --> 00:26:05,365 - Hey, Pauly, remember you said before, 791 00:26:05,432 --> 00:26:06,900 if you wanted me to do a blowout tonight 792 00:26:06,967 --> 00:26:09,336 since it's Pauly D Day, but I went back in the archives 793 00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:10,971 when I used to have hair just like yours, man, 794 00:26:11,038 --> 00:26:12,573 and I used to wear that [bleep] every day. 795 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:14,208 I can show you a picture of it? - Yeah, you got a picture? 796 00:26:14,274 --> 00:26:15,843 - Maybe give me your rating on it? 797 00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:17,578 - Yeah, let me see this. Oh, my. 798 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,146 Damn, that's a good one. 799 00:26:19,213 --> 00:26:21,348 Oh, wow, look at that. 800 00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:24,084 - Listen, listen, listen, all these jokes 801 00:26:24,151 --> 00:26:25,886 about the new Vinny are cool and [bleep], 802 00:26:25,953 --> 00:26:27,487 but don't flirt with my man Pauly. 803 00:26:27,554 --> 00:26:28,956 - Wow. - No, no, no, no, no. 804 00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:30,090 This is going too far. 805 00:26:30,157 --> 00:26:31,892 - Mind your business, man. 806 00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:33,393 - Okey-doke. 807 00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:36,129 I don't know how to, like, tie the balloons. 808 00:26:36,196 --> 00:26:38,498 - In general, us moms are really good 809 00:26:38,565 --> 00:26:40,667 at decorating and throwing a party. 810 00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:42,703 - Why don't we put "chooch" on the wall? 811 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:43,937 It's a little lopsided, Nicole. 812 00:26:44,004 --> 00:26:45,706 - This looks terrible. 813 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,741 - But this is not our best work. 814 00:26:47,808 --> 00:26:49,943 [laughter] - Oh, my God. 815 00:26:50,010 --> 00:26:51,712 Stop. - Stop it, Ange. 816 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,580 - What? 817 00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:55,015 - This is embarrassing. 818 00:26:55,082 --> 00:26:56,183 [balloon pops] 819 00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,318 [all screaming] 820 00:26:58,385 --> 00:27:00,654 - What is happening? - It's a [bleep] ghost. 821 00:27:00,721 --> 00:27:03,023 - Oh, my God, it is probably a ghost. 822 00:27:03,090 --> 00:27:04,224 - We got to cancel this. 823 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:05,893 [laughter] - It's canceled. 824 00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:08,428 - We are the worst party planners ever. 825 00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:14,668 - ♪♪ Don't stop, turn it up ♪♪ 826 00:27:14,735 --> 00:27:15,903 ♪♪ Don't stop, turn it up ♪♪ 827 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:16,837 ♪♪ Don't stop it, let's rock ♪♪ 828 00:27:16,904 --> 00:27:20,307 ♪♪ ♪♪ 829 00:27:20,374 --> 00:27:21,842 - So what's the plan for tonight? 830 00:27:21,909 --> 00:27:23,911 - Tonight? Um... 831 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:25,979 It's a big day for me. It's a big night. 832 00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:28,982 - Yep, Pauly D. Show Day. This is going great. 833 00:27:29,049 --> 00:27:31,852 It's so much fun messing with Vinny right now. 834 00:27:31,919 --> 00:27:33,253 He thinks that we're actually not gonna 835 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,488 do something for his birthday. 836 00:27:34,555 --> 00:27:35,923 It's gonna be a good night. 837 00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:38,458 The only thing we have to celebrate is Pauly D's show. 838 00:27:38,525 --> 00:27:40,928 - Yep, and then Veteran's Day. - Yeah, that's a good day. 839 00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:42,129 - It's his birthday in two days. 840 00:27:42,196 --> 00:27:43,163 - Yeah, it's a couple days from now. 841 00:27:43,230 --> 00:27:44,898 - That's old Vinny right there. 842 00:27:44,965 --> 00:27:46,366 - Yeah. - That's new Vinny. 843 00:27:46,433 --> 00:27:48,702 This man is over the hill. He just hit 35. 844 00:27:50,204 --> 00:27:52,039 Uh... 845 00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:56,076 - Oh, so you know I'm 35? 846 00:27:56,143 --> 00:27:58,679 - Well, I know that you're turning 35 soon. 847 00:27:58,745 --> 00:28:00,314 - Mike, come on. 848 00:28:00,380 --> 00:28:01,915 That man cannot keep a secret. 849 00:28:01,982 --> 00:28:04,151 - I'm pretty sure you just said I just hit 35. 850 00:28:04,218 --> 00:28:05,853 - Oh, [bleep], you're already 35? 851 00:28:05,919 --> 00:28:07,321 - Yeah, I'm 35. - Damn, son. 852 00:28:07,387 --> 00:28:09,256 He 35 and single. - And now he's gonna say 853 00:28:09,323 --> 00:28:12,626 another line that he says 80,000 times a day. 854 00:28:12,693 --> 00:28:14,061 - Damn, you've been on the market so long, 855 00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:15,729 you about to go on the clearance aisle, kid. 856 00:28:15,796 --> 00:28:16,997 You been on the market so long, 857 00:28:17,064 --> 00:28:18,065 you about to be on the clearance aisle. 858 00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:20,567 Been on the market so long, 859 00:28:20,634 --> 00:28:23,170 he about to be on the clearance aisle. 860 00:28:23,237 --> 00:28:24,705 My man's been on the market... - Here it comes. 861 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:28,141 - So long, he now on the clearance aisle. 862 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:30,444 - Listening to Mike's corny T-shirt lines 863 00:28:30,511 --> 00:28:32,613 isn't really what I wanted to do for my birthday. 864 00:28:32,679 --> 00:28:34,781 - Listen, everyone now and then buys a dented can. 865 00:28:34,848 --> 00:28:35,949 I mean, you know? - Damn. 866 00:28:36,016 --> 00:28:37,818 - At the end of the day, his saltiness 867 00:28:37,885 --> 00:28:39,319 has only seasoned my sauce. 868 00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,922 You can't be bitter and expect life to be sweet, man. 869 00:28:41,989 --> 00:28:43,090 - Happy birthday to me. 870 00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:45,025 - Oh, Vinny, what a chooch. 871 00:28:45,092 --> 00:28:47,294 - Oh, dear. 872 00:28:47,361 --> 00:28:48,996 - Oh! - [bleep] my life! 873 00:28:50,931 --> 00:28:52,266 - [laughs] 874 00:28:52,332 --> 00:28:54,635 - Hopefully this mirrorball is actually nice. 875 00:28:54,701 --> 00:28:55,836 - We're just picking up a package. 876 00:28:55,903 --> 00:28:57,771 - Yes, it's a cake and the mirrorball. 877 00:28:57,838 --> 00:28:59,473 both: Thank you. 878 00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:01,074 - We're running out of time. 879 00:29:01,141 --> 00:29:05,112 We need to turn this around and make this room look amazing. 880 00:29:05,179 --> 00:29:06,446 - You can't make that room look nice, 881 00:29:06,513 --> 00:29:07,848 no matter how much you try. 882 00:29:08,582 --> 00:29:10,350 - Fellas? 883 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:12,553 - All right, man. - Thank you. 884 00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:18,692 - What's that dollar mean on your shirt? 885 00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:20,227 - What does it mean? - It's your birthday, bro. 886 00:29:20,294 --> 00:29:21,528 - Oh, sh-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 887 00:29:21,595 --> 00:29:22,963 - Oh, give that to Vinny. Give that to Vinny. 888 00:29:23,030 --> 00:29:24,464 - Oh, my bad. Hold on. 889 00:29:24,531 --> 00:29:25,832 This is so ridiculous. 890 00:29:25,899 --> 00:29:27,868 Obviously, it's a joke, but at this point, 891 00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:30,137 these people have not acknowledged 892 00:29:30,204 --> 00:29:31,805 my birthday for so long... 893 00:29:31,872 --> 00:29:33,507 - Here, give that to Vinny. It's his birthday on Sunday. 894 00:29:33,574 --> 00:29:35,175 - I think, like, they started to believe it. 895 00:29:35,242 --> 00:29:36,643 Like, they don't know how to acknowledge my birthday. 896 00:29:36,710 --> 00:29:38,478 - All right, boys, let's go. - Let's do it. 897 00:29:38,545 --> 00:29:40,047 My man. Got the man with the plan right there. 898 00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:41,381 - Let's go. 899 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:43,517 - It looks really great in here, guys. 900 00:29:43,584 --> 00:29:46,153 Just really, really ugly. 901 00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:48,322 This party sucks. 902 00:29:48,388 --> 00:29:49,857 - All right, guys. 903 00:29:49,923 --> 00:29:51,558 - Oh, please tell me this looks nice. 904 00:29:53,927 --> 00:29:55,362 Oh, thank God. - That's nice. 905 00:29:55,429 --> 00:29:57,898 Thank goodness. - "Dancing with the Chooch." 906 00:29:57,965 --> 00:29:59,366 - Yes! All right! - That's great. 907 00:29:59,433 --> 00:30:02,569 - The mirrorball trophy is amazing. 908 00:30:02,636 --> 00:30:05,906 It's even better than I ever imagined it to be. 909 00:30:05,973 --> 00:30:07,641 Smells delicious. 910 00:30:07,708 --> 00:30:09,543 - Oh, that's pretty. - Oh, that's nice. 911 00:30:09,610 --> 00:30:11,745 - That's really pretty. - Yeah, it's a pretty cake. 912 00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:13,580 Pretty, pretty. - OK, thank goodness. 913 00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:15,115 We have two good things. 914 00:30:15,182 --> 00:30:17,251 Vinny, we're sorry that, 915 00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:19,987 you know, the place doesn't look fantastic, but... 916 00:30:20,053 --> 00:30:21,221 - Well, who has a birthday 917 00:30:21,288 --> 00:30:22,756 when we're, like, partying... - Yeah. 918 00:30:22,823 --> 00:30:24,525 - And we wake up hungover as [bleep]? 919 00:30:24,591 --> 00:30:26,360 And now we got to celebrate your birthday? 920 00:30:26,426 --> 00:30:27,895 - So--so this is the decorations? 921 00:30:27,961 --> 00:30:28,996 - This is it. 922 00:30:30,397 --> 00:30:31,498 This is it. 923 00:30:31,565 --> 00:30:32,733 The meatballs are on the struggle bus. 924 00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:34,101 - I am dying. 925 00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:36,103 - The room's not gonna be great, but... 926 00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:37,771 - It's awful. - Everything else will be fine. 927 00:30:37,838 --> 00:30:39,840 - He's gonna be like, "You guys finally threw me a party 928 00:30:39,907 --> 00:30:41,642 and this is what it is?" 929 00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:43,577 - We love you, Vin. We're just struggling. 930 00:30:43,644 --> 00:30:45,345 - But we have to sell it. Like, we have to be like, 931 00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:47,714 "Oh, my God, this is it. We worked so hard." 932 00:30:47,781 --> 00:30:49,183 - Yeah, I'll check my phone and be like, 933 00:30:49,249 --> 00:30:50,617 "The clown is almost here, guys." 934 00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:51,618 - Yeah. [laughter] 935 00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:54,121 - ♪♪ All in ♪♪ 936 00:30:54,188 --> 00:30:56,823 ♪♪ We're all in ♪♪ 937 00:30:56,890 --> 00:31:00,594 - All right, guys, what's next on the agenda? 938 00:31:00,661 --> 00:31:02,663 - Big show tonight, man. 939 00:31:04,097 --> 00:31:05,332 - All right, no, seriously, 940 00:31:05,399 --> 00:31:07,067 what's the plan for the rest of the night? 941 00:31:07,134 --> 00:31:09,069 - Get ready for the show. I go on at 12:30. 942 00:31:09,136 --> 00:31:10,470 - Yeah. - All right. 943 00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:12,206 - Pauly is saying that his show is not till later 944 00:31:12,272 --> 00:31:14,241 and we're not doing anything else the rest of the day. 945 00:31:14,308 --> 00:31:17,311 It's getting dark out now. Like, I get it. 946 00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:18,812 It might be a joke, but, like, 947 00:31:18,879 --> 00:31:20,848 literally no one has wished me a happy birthday today. 948 00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:27,955 ♪♪ ♪♪ 949 00:31:30,591 --> 00:31:31,825 - Hey. - Hi. 950 00:31:31,892 --> 00:31:33,160 - Hey, Ashli, how you doing? - How are you? 951 00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:34,595 - Good, good. How are you? - What's going on? 952 00:31:34,661 --> 00:31:36,330 - So I had a little something I needed help with. 953 00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:37,497 Well, not a little something. 954 00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:39,066 It's a big thing that... - OK, OK. 955 00:31:39,132 --> 00:31:40,400 - I've been thinking about doing, 956 00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:41,735 and I just want to make sure it goes right. 957 00:31:41,802 --> 00:31:43,904 But I need some help. So do you mind if I let-- 958 00:31:43,971 --> 00:31:45,672 I let you in on it? - Sure. 959 00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:47,074 - It's something-- - What's happening? 960 00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:48,876 - Something I've been planning... 961 00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:50,344 - OK. - With Angelina, 962 00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:52,613 but I wanted to kind of make it a surprise. 963 00:31:52,679 --> 00:31:54,081 - Just so that we can get 964 00:31:54,147 --> 00:31:57,050 the three and five to stay that way. 965 00:31:57,117 --> 00:31:58,785 - I wanted to get engaged. - Stop. 966 00:31:58,852 --> 00:32:00,020 Tonight? - Tonight. 967 00:32:00,087 --> 00:32:01,221 Yeah, it's gonna be tonight. - Stop it. 968 00:32:01,288 --> 00:32:02,389 - It's gonna be tonight. - Does she know? 969 00:32:02,456 --> 00:32:03,991 - She doesn't know. She doesn't know. 970 00:32:04,992 --> 00:32:06,527 - I need it. 971 00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:08,061 - Another day. 972 00:32:08,128 --> 00:32:09,863 - Oh, my God, this is the last thing I thought 973 00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:11,098 you were gonna ask me. - I know. 974 00:32:11,164 --> 00:32:13,200 She has no idea it's gonna be tonight. 975 00:32:13,267 --> 00:32:15,002 - Another day, another bottle. 976 00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:17,604 - And it begins. - [burps] 977 00:32:17,671 --> 00:32:20,974 all: Surprise! 978 00:32:21,041 --> 00:32:22,342 - Look at this lit party! 979 00:32:22,409 --> 00:32:23,944 - My--wait, my birthday? 980 00:32:24,011 --> 00:32:25,946 - Yeah, yours, man. - Happy birthday! 981 00:32:26,013 --> 00:32:27,514 - You thought we forgot, man. 982 00:32:27,581 --> 00:32:29,416 - What in the actual [bleep] is this? 983 00:32:29,483 --> 00:32:31,685 - This isn't what I was expecting as a stripper bus. 984 00:32:38,091 --> 00:32:39,026 - ♪♪ Right now ♪♪ 985 00:32:39,092 --> 00:32:43,730 ♪♪ ♪♪ 986 00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:45,432 - Hi. - Hey, Ashli, how you doing? 987 00:32:45,499 --> 00:32:46,533 - How are you? - Good, good. 988 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,968 How are you? - What's going on? 989 00:32:48,035 --> 00:32:49,203 - So I had a little something I needed help with. 990 00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:50,370 It's something... - What's happening? 991 00:32:50,437 --> 00:32:52,206 - I've been planning with Angelina. 992 00:32:52,272 --> 00:32:53,407 I wanted to kind of make it a surprise. 993 00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:55,576 So I wanted to get engaged. - Stop. 994 00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:56,810 Tonight? - Tonight. 995 00:32:56,877 --> 00:32:57,945 Yeah, it's gonna be tonight. - Stop it. 996 00:32:58,011 --> 00:32:59,112 - It's gonna be tonight. - Does she know? 997 00:32:59,179 --> 00:33:00,881 - She doesn't know. She doesn't know. 998 00:33:00,948 --> 00:33:02,382 I have the ring already. - Really? 999 00:33:02,449 --> 00:33:04,351 - I'm ready to go. I just need a little help... 1000 00:33:04,418 --> 00:33:05,519 - Yeah, for sure. - To get it set up. 1001 00:33:05,586 --> 00:33:07,054 Something nice with some champagne. 1002 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,488 - Do you want me to do this when you guys are at dinner? 1003 00:33:08,555 --> 00:33:10,123 - Yeah, when we're at dinner, just set it up nice. 1004 00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:11,225 - I love love. - Yeah. 1005 00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:12,392 Thank you so much. - High-five. 1006 00:33:12,459 --> 00:33:13,727 - Appreciate it. Thank you. - Yes. 1007 00:33:19,433 --> 00:33:20,601 - Bam. 1008 00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:22,369 - ♪♪ We show out on big screens ♪♪ 1009 00:33:22,436 --> 00:33:23,570 ♪♪ Lights on glow ♪♪ 1010 00:33:23,637 --> 00:33:24,972 - Yo, your tit. 1011 00:33:25,038 --> 00:33:27,007 - My tit's out? - Yeah. 1012 00:33:27,074 --> 00:33:28,041 - God. 1013 00:33:28,108 --> 00:33:29,376 - I'm changing my shirt. 1014 00:33:29,443 --> 00:33:30,511 - You're such a lady. 1015 00:33:30,577 --> 00:33:32,212 [groans] 1016 00:33:36,550 --> 00:33:38,552 - Honey? - Hmm? 1017 00:33:38,619 --> 00:33:40,888 - Are you ready? 1018 00:33:40,954 --> 00:33:42,256 - You see how I did that, honey? 1019 00:33:45,158 --> 00:33:47,661 - OK, we're ready for the party. 1020 00:33:47,728 --> 00:33:49,029 - It's looking good. 1021 00:33:50,597 --> 00:33:53,066 You did a great job, babe. - Thanks. 1022 00:33:53,133 --> 00:33:54,868 This looks so pitiful, 1023 00:33:54,935 --> 00:33:57,137 but Vinny has no idea we have, like, 1024 00:33:57,204 --> 00:34:00,040 bigger and better things happening outside of this room. 1025 00:34:00,107 --> 00:34:01,875 And eventually, he's gonna love it. 1026 00:34:01,942 --> 00:34:03,177 This is funny. 1027 00:34:03,243 --> 00:34:04,244 He'll, like, get a kick out of it. 1028 00:34:04,311 --> 00:34:05,245 - Yeah, he will. 1029 00:34:05,312 --> 00:34:07,014 [sinister music] 1030 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,516 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1031 00:34:09,583 --> 00:34:12,486 - All right, I guess I'm putting this on. 1032 00:34:12,553 --> 00:34:13,754 If no one's gonna acknowledge my birthday, 1033 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:15,355 I'm gonna celebrate it myself. 1034 00:34:15,422 --> 00:34:16,823 I had a feeling that this was gonna happen. 1035 00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:19,526 And I actually packed my own birthday suit. 1036 00:34:19,593 --> 00:34:20,961 They can't ignore me now. 1037 00:34:21,028 --> 00:34:23,230 I don't know how my roommates could ignore me anymore. 1038 00:34:23,297 --> 00:34:25,499 Like, this shirt literally spells out 1039 00:34:25,566 --> 00:34:26,733 that it's my birthday. 1040 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,335 Sometimes you just have to take matters 1041 00:34:28,402 --> 00:34:29,937 into your own hands. 1042 00:34:31,572 --> 00:34:33,106 - Hello. - Hi. 1043 00:34:33,173 --> 00:34:34,441 - Hi. - Whoa. 1044 00:34:34,508 --> 00:34:36,043 What's this room? 1045 00:34:36,109 --> 00:34:38,312 - This is the birthday room. - Why? 1046 00:34:38,378 --> 00:34:40,414 It doesn't look great? You don't love it? 1047 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,816 - There's a [bleep] Amazon box still on the floor. 1048 00:34:42,883 --> 00:34:45,452 - "Dancing with the Stars" wished me happy birthday. 1049 00:34:45,519 --> 00:34:47,254 Koko wished me happy birthday. 1050 00:34:47,321 --> 00:34:50,390 Ricky from Chippendales wished me happy birthday. 1051 00:34:50,457 --> 00:34:52,593 Instagram girlfriend number three, 1052 00:34:52,659 --> 00:34:54,795 Instagram girlfriend number four. 1053 00:34:54,862 --> 00:34:59,233 Everybody except the people that I'm with right now, 1054 00:34:59,299 --> 00:35:01,802 who I'm supposed to be the closest to. 1055 00:35:01,869 --> 00:35:03,103 - ♪♪ You're the baddest around ♪♪ 1056 00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:04,338 ♪♪ You're the baddest ♪♪ 1057 00:35:04,404 --> 00:35:05,839 ♪♪ Ooh ♪♪ 1058 00:35:05,906 --> 00:35:07,207 - Oh, sorry, sir. 1059 00:35:07,274 --> 00:35:09,476 - There's still garbage over here too. 1060 00:35:09,543 --> 00:35:11,144 - Hey, what's up, guys? 1061 00:35:11,211 --> 00:35:13,614 all: Hey. - Hey, Pauly. 1062 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:14,982 - Hi. 1063 00:35:15,048 --> 00:35:17,217 - Oh, there she is. 1064 00:35:17,284 --> 00:35:18,652 All right, so the plan: 1065 00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,455 Vinny walks in, and this is his party for tonight. 1066 00:35:21,522 --> 00:35:23,090 Like, we're staying here the whole night. 1067 00:35:23,156 --> 00:35:25,392 I feel like we have to go along with our "prank." 1068 00:35:25,459 --> 00:35:27,794 We're gonna be like, "Vinny, this is the party." 1069 00:35:27,861 --> 00:35:28,996 Happy birthday." 1070 00:35:29,062 --> 00:35:30,864 But little does he know, 1071 00:35:30,931 --> 00:35:32,799 we got a party bus with strippers. 1072 00:35:32,866 --> 00:35:34,234 - Let me call the chooch. 1073 00:35:34,301 --> 00:35:36,036 [phone ringing] - Yo. 1074 00:35:36,103 --> 00:35:37,171 - What up, my dude? - Nothing. 1075 00:35:37,237 --> 00:35:39,139 I'm just sitting in the suite. 1076 00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:41,542 - OK, listen, we're on the balcony throwing beads, 1077 00:35:41,608 --> 00:35:43,010 and girls are showing their boobies. 1078 00:35:43,076 --> 00:35:44,011 - Hell yeah. 1079 00:35:44,077 --> 00:35:45,379 - All right, come down. 1080 00:35:47,281 --> 00:35:49,616 - He's right there. - Line up. Line up. 1081 00:35:51,318 --> 00:35:53,587 - I tried my best. - Shh, shh, shh. 1082 00:35:55,122 --> 00:35:58,425 all: Surprise! 1083 00:35:58,492 --> 00:36:01,161 Happy birthday! 1084 00:36:01,228 --> 00:36:03,597 - Happy birthday, Vinny! 1085 00:36:03,664 --> 00:36:05,866 - You thought we forgot. 1086 00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:07,935 We had this big master plan. 1087 00:36:08,001 --> 00:36:10,637 Look at this lit party! Look at this lit party! 1088 00:36:10,704 --> 00:36:12,139 - After being ignored all day, 1089 00:36:12,206 --> 00:36:14,174 I'm happy that they're wishing me a happy birthday. 1090 00:36:14,241 --> 00:36:17,211 - Happy birthday, king! - I thought you forgot. 1091 00:36:17,277 --> 00:36:19,880 Finally, everyone is celebrating my birthday. 1092 00:36:19,947 --> 00:36:23,050 - You're our "Dancing with the Stars" champion. 1093 00:36:23,116 --> 00:36:24,051 - It feels amazing. 1094 00:36:24,117 --> 00:36:25,953 I got a mirrorball! 1095 00:36:26,019 --> 00:36:28,455 Like, tonight might be, like, the best night ever. 1096 00:36:28,522 --> 00:36:30,123 - I wanted to get engaged. - Stop. 1097 00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:31,358 Tonight? - Tonight. 1098 00:36:31,425 --> 00:36:32,559 Yeah, it's gonna be tonight. - Stop it. 1099 00:36:32,626 --> 00:36:33,794 - Mirrorball! 1100 00:36:33,861 --> 00:36:36,196 [cheering] 1101 00:36:41,535 --> 00:36:42,503 - ♪♪ Never check the price ♪♪ 1102 00:36:42,569 --> 00:36:43,570 ♪♪ Don't need your advice ♪♪ 1103 00:36:43,637 --> 00:36:44,938 - Happy birthday, Vin. 1104 00:36:45,005 --> 00:36:46,507 - All right, guys, let's start to cut the cake. 1105 00:36:46,573 --> 00:36:47,808 - All right, let's cut the cake. 1106 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:50,143 - Oh, yeah. Vin, the clown's coming soon. 1107 00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:51,678 - Yeah, and he's gonna be doing balloons. 1108 00:36:51,745 --> 00:36:53,447 - We have a clown. - Yeah, this is the night. 1109 00:36:53,514 --> 00:36:54,648 Whoo! 1110 00:36:54,715 --> 00:36:55,649 - This is the party? - Yeah. 1111 00:36:55,716 --> 00:36:58,218 - Yeah, this is your party. 1112 00:36:59,786 --> 00:37:01,121 - Happy birthday! 1113 00:37:01,188 --> 00:37:03,223 - It's a party! It's a party! 1114 00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:05,192 It's a party! It's a party! 1115 00:37:05,259 --> 00:37:07,895 - I've had parties in halls on Staten Island 1116 00:37:07,961 --> 00:37:09,196 better than this, you know what I mean? 1117 00:37:09,263 --> 00:37:10,464 Like, where is the real party? 1118 00:37:10,531 --> 00:37:11,798 [cheering] 1119 00:37:11,865 --> 00:37:13,767 - You said we never threw you a party, bro. 1120 00:37:13,834 --> 00:37:15,369 Here is your party. - Yeah. 1121 00:37:15,435 --> 00:37:16,870 Take a photo with your cake. 1122 00:37:16,937 --> 00:37:18,906 - I got the same cake from four days ago. 1123 00:37:18,972 --> 00:37:20,240 - Hi, Vin. 1124 00:37:20,307 --> 00:37:23,210 [cheering] 1125 00:37:23,277 --> 00:37:24,745 - I'd rather have no birthday 1126 00:37:24,811 --> 00:37:26,847 than whatever the [bleep] this is. 1127 00:37:26,914 --> 00:37:29,049 all: [chanting] Vinny! Vinny! 1128 00:37:29,116 --> 00:37:30,717 Vinny! Vinny! 1129 00:37:30,784 --> 00:37:32,152 - I love birthdays! 1130 00:37:32,219 --> 00:37:33,754 - Oh, my God. 1131 00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:35,756 I could see it in his face. 1132 00:37:35,822 --> 00:37:38,792 He's like, "This is my [bleep] birthday party?" 1133 00:37:38,859 --> 00:37:39,993 - All right, let's dance. 1134 00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:42,296 - All right, come on. Let's play music. 1135 00:37:42,362 --> 00:37:44,565 - Cut the cake. Cut the cake. - Are we at the same party? 1136 00:37:44,631 --> 00:37:45,599 - Snap your fingers. 1137 00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:47,067 - Hey. - Hey. 1138 00:37:47,868 --> 00:37:49,803 - The roommates are dancing to no music. 1139 00:37:49,870 --> 00:37:51,538 - Let's pick up the beat. - All righty, whoo. 1140 00:37:51,605 --> 00:37:54,341 - Oh, yeah! - Yeah, Vinny! 1141 00:37:54,408 --> 00:37:55,609 - There's no beat. 1142 00:37:55,676 --> 00:37:58,478 [cheering] 1143 00:37:58,545 --> 00:38:00,214 There's nothing to beat up. 1144 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,149 You guys really outdid yourselves with this one. 1145 00:38:02,216 --> 00:38:03,817 - Thanks, Vin. - Look at his face. 1146 00:38:03,884 --> 00:38:05,986 - We tried really hard. [laughter] 1147 00:38:06,053 --> 00:38:08,255 - This is why it's a prank. Sorry, Vin. 1148 00:38:08,322 --> 00:38:10,090 Wait, so this isn't really the party. 1149 00:38:10,157 --> 00:38:11,358 - No? - So we're actually gonna go 1150 00:38:11,425 --> 00:38:13,560 to a nice steak restaurant. 1151 00:38:13,627 --> 00:38:15,462 - Yeah! - Hey! 1152 00:38:15,529 --> 00:38:17,464 - We have a couple more surprises for you too. 1153 00:38:17,531 --> 00:38:18,765 - So let's go to dinner. - Let's go. 1154 00:38:18,832 --> 00:38:20,400 - Happy birthday, Vin! 1155 00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:22,402 - That party was sick, guys. - Yeah, that party was lit. 1156 00:38:22,469 --> 00:38:23,704 - What was your favorite part of that party? 1157 00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:25,305 - Oh, there's so much to choose from. 1158 00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:26,707 - All right, on three. - Ow. 1159 00:38:26,773 --> 00:38:27,941 - Oh, my God. 1160 00:38:28,008 --> 00:38:31,445 all: Happy birthday, Vinny! 1161 00:38:31,512 --> 00:38:33,580 - Happy birthday. - Happy birthday, Vinny. 1162 00:38:33,647 --> 00:38:34,715 - You finally get a party. 1163 00:38:37,751 --> 00:38:39,152 - All right, we have an elevator. 1164 00:38:40,387 --> 00:38:41,622 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Oh, snap. 1165 00:38:41,688 --> 00:38:43,857 - This elevator is gangsta. 1166 00:38:43,924 --> 00:38:46,793 - All right, Vinny. - We got you a party bus. 1167 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:48,095 - Hell yeah. 1168 00:38:49,363 --> 00:38:50,964 - Yo, what in the actual [bleep] is this? 1169 00:38:52,866 --> 00:38:55,702 - Happy birthday, Vin. 1170 00:38:55,769 --> 00:38:57,838 This isn't what I was expecting as a stripper bus. 1171 00:38:57,905 --> 00:39:00,207 I was expecting, like, a stretch limo. 1172 00:39:00,274 --> 00:39:01,408 - Hey, hey, hey. 1173 00:39:01,475 --> 00:39:02,876 - And I'm confused 1174 00:39:02,943 --> 00:39:05,746 because I don't know who these dancers are. 1175 00:39:05,812 --> 00:39:08,682 Happy birthday, Vin. - There you go. 1176 00:39:08,749 --> 00:39:10,684 - I don't know if these are the strippers. 1177 00:39:10,751 --> 00:39:12,686 All right. 1178 00:39:12,753 --> 00:39:15,589 Are they just outside dancing before we walk on? 1179 00:39:15,656 --> 00:39:18,258 - I'm gonna pee in my pants. - I have no idea. 1180 00:39:18,325 --> 00:39:20,160 I'm like, what is gonna be on this bus? 1181 00:39:20,227 --> 00:39:21,728 Happy birthday, Vin. - All right. 1182 00:39:21,795 --> 00:39:23,297 - Yeah. - Look, they're performing. 1183 00:39:23,363 --> 00:39:24,831 Watch. - Nice. 1184 00:39:30,904 --> 00:39:32,940 - Happy birthday, Vinny! 1185 00:39:33,006 --> 00:39:35,809 [cheering] 1186 00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:40,480 What the [bleep] is that? 1187 00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:41,548 - I'm like, where's the Y? 1188 00:39:41,615 --> 00:39:43,016 - Happy "birthda." 1189 00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:44,051 - I'm so confused. 1190 00:39:44,117 --> 00:39:45,552 - Happy "birthda." 1191 00:39:45,619 --> 00:39:48,055 - I'm backed up. - Time the [bleep] out! 1192 00:39:48,121 --> 00:39:50,991 I blew your [bleep] [bleep] the first night. 1193 00:39:51,058 --> 00:39:52,059 [all screaming] 1194 00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:54,862 [cheers and applause] 1195 00:39:54,928 --> 00:39:55,896 [EDM music] 1196 00:39:55,963 --> 00:39:58,665 - Make some noise! 1197 00:39:58,732 --> 00:40:01,702 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1198 00:40:01,768 --> 00:40:04,137 Excuse me! Can I have your attention? 1199 00:40:04,204 --> 00:40:06,440 It's Vinny's birthday! 1200 00:40:06,507 --> 00:40:08,442 [cheering] 1201 00:40:08,509 --> 00:40:09,676 - Thank you. 1202 00:40:09,743 --> 00:40:10,878 What's happening? 1203 00:40:10,944 --> 00:40:12,880 - What is happening? - I'm scared. 1204 00:40:12,946 --> 00:40:14,615 - I want to grow old with you. 1205 00:40:14,681 --> 00:40:15,749 I love you, Ange, 1206 00:40:15,816 --> 00:40:17,751 and I hope that you'll marry me. 1207 00:40:17,818 --> 00:40:20,287 [cheering] 1208 00:40:20,354 --> 00:40:21,755 - After you just met him yesterday! 1209 00:40:21,822 --> 00:40:25,392 [cheering] 1210 00:40:25,459 --> 00:40:26,894 both: She said yes! 1211 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,296 - Oh, damn, I wasn't expecting that. 1212 00:40:32,132 --> 00:40:34,968 - We went from a stripper bus to this. 1213 00:40:35,035 --> 00:40:37,304 - I'm like, what the hell just happened? 1214 00:40:37,371 --> 00:40:40,274 - I'm, like, just full-on pissed off at this point. 1215 00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:42,142 - And all you've been saying is negative [bleep]... 1216 00:40:42,209 --> 00:40:44,678 - That Jenni has the [bleep] audacity 1217 00:40:44,745 --> 00:40:45,679 to treat me like this. 1218 00:40:45,746 --> 00:40:46,847 Jenni and Zack. 1219 00:40:46,914 --> 00:40:48,782 I [bleep] looked at her. Hater. 1220 00:40:48,849 --> 00:40:50,551 It's my night. How dare you. 1221 00:40:50,617 --> 00:40:52,386 Who the [bleep] is anyone to judge? 1222 00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:54,688 - I don't know where we go from here, boys. 1223 00:40:54,755 --> 00:40:56,223 - Newark Airport. - Yeah. 1224 00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:57,791 - They act like it's not real. 1225 00:40:57,858 --> 00:41:01,495 - You have no idea how angry I am right now. 1226 00:41:01,562 --> 00:41:02,663 - I'm gonna tell you this right now, 1227 00:41:02,729 --> 00:41:03,764 you don't want to [bleep] with me. 1228 00:41:03,830 --> 00:41:04,865 [dramatic music] 1229 00:41:04,932 --> 00:41:06,200 - She's a loose cannon. 1230 00:41:06,266 --> 00:41:07,467 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1231 00:41:07,534 --> 00:41:09,002 - I'm just so sick of being the bad guy. 1232 00:41:09,069 --> 00:41:12,372 - Everybody is [bleep] happy. 1233 00:41:12,439 --> 00:41:14,474 - We got a situation. 1234 00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:16,109 You don't want smoke from me. 1235 00:41:16,176 --> 00:41:17,845 both: Whoa! 1236 00:41:17,911 --> 00:41:19,580 - Why are you wanting to fight with us? 1237 00:41:19,646 --> 00:41:21,548 - So immature. - I'm going home. 1238 00:41:21,615 --> 00:41:23,183 I don't want to do this anymore. 1239 00:41:24,751 --> 00:41:27,020 - Maybe I'll get married next season. 1240 00:41:27,087 --> 00:41:28,121 - Yeah!