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<i>- ♪ MTV ♪</i>

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- Jenni and I are not normal.

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- Why don't you get along
with her?

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- If we're not gonna bury,
like, hatchets, like,

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I can't be friends with you.

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- It's Sammi's birthday.

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- So we might as well throw
a party.

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Yay.
- Yay.

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[all cheering]

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Happy birthday!

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- Here I am actually having
the best birthday ever.

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- What time does Ron get here?

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[knock on door]

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- Oh, [bleep]!

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[screams]

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<i>- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Let's party, get loud ♪</i>
- Yeah, buddy!

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<i>- ♪ If you wanna have fun ♪</i>
- Party's here!

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<i>- The Situation</i>
is under construction.

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<i>- We're so classy now.</i>
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

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<i>- On the seventh day,</i>
it'll be lit.

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<i>- Get the frig out of here,</i>
you crazy!

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<i>- Um, hello?</i>
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

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<i>- I'm still the sweetest bitch</i>
you'll ever meet.

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<i>- ♪ If you wanna have fun,</i>
then do something crazy ♪

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<i>- ♪ I feel like I'm living</i>
my best life ♪

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<i>♪ And yeah, I'm</i>
the best of the best type ♪

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- What time does Ron get here?

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- [bleep] Vinny.
- Why are you so weird?

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- Why is it you always gotta
drop the Ron bomb?

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- I'm serious.
- You're just, like,

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a strange one.
- I'm, like,

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not even [bleep] with you.

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I'm being serious.
[knock at door]

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Told you.
- Oh! What is that?

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- Here we go.

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And I think it's only time

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that somehow you pop in
on a vacation.

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It's a moment of truth, my guy.

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- I'm ready to do it.

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- What the [bleep]?
- Oh!

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- What the [bleep]?
- Uncle Nino.

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<i>- Oh, wow. Listen,</i>
at least it's not Ron yet.

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[laughs]

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- Happy birthday, Sam!
- Ah!

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This is the best birthday ever!

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Uncle Nino's back.

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- This is crazy.

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- Uncle Nino looks amazing.

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I think he looks
younger, actually.

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But he has not changed at all.

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- [laughs]

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- [screams]

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<i>- Seeing Uncle Nino's face,</i>
he's such a fun guy.

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Like, he's a little crazy,

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but it reminds me
of Staten Island.

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Like, it makes me feel
like I'm back at home.

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- Let me see you.
Give me some love.

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It's been so many years.

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I love you. [smooches]

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- Why are you kissing her?

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all: Uncle Nino!

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- Sammi's back!

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- What a great birthday.

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- Vinny, where's my girl Jenni?
- Oh, they left.

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- Aw, she left.
- Aww.

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- Aww.

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- She had to get
home to the kids.

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[phone rings]

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- Deena's FaceTiming me.

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- Deena?
- Hey.

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- Oh, really?

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- Ohh.

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- She sent Uncle Nino.

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- Yes, bitch!

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So with Uncle Nino here,

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this birthday celebration is
gonna be a blast.

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<i>I mean, he's like</i>
another delinquent

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<i>that I can hang out with.</i>

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<i>He knows how</i>
to have a good time.

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<i>We love him.</i>

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all: Hey!

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- Ah!

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- Paradise. I'm in heaven.

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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

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- This is gonna be
a good night.

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Oh!
- Whoo!

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- Oh, [bleep]!

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- The guys should know better
than trying to prank me.

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<i>Clearly, I got them back.</i>

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- She sent me up.
- Touché. Touché.

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- It seems like
Vinny's homesick.

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So I was thinking
about surprising him

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by bringing you up there.

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- [bleep] you, Deena,
for sending him.

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- I want it to be a surprise.

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So don't call Vinny.

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<i>- No, no, I got you.</i>
- Just--yeah.

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- I love you, Deena!

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- Worst prank ever.

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- Payback's a bitch, Vin.

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Yes, meatball!
- Touché.

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- Angelina, come here,
come here, come here.

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- What, babe?
- Get the [bleep] over here.

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Take this [bleep] thing off me.

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- You want to take
your clothes off?

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- Yeah, yeah, my top.
I'm sweating.

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- Oh, you're taking
your top off?

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I'm undressing Uncle Nino
right now.

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- Ah!

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- Ehh! Yo.

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- I just undressed your uncle.

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- <i>Marrone, marrone.</i>

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- Where's the Speedo?

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- In the car.

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- There's a reason
why uncle Nino is

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the OG here,
the Original Guido,

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'cause two seconds in, he
already has his glass of wine.

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He's got the gold chain.
He's chilling.

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- Can we go sit
on one of the couches?

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- Yeah, let's go sit.
- Can we go sit, guys?

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- I want to shower.

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I just can't have cake sit
in my hair.

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- Hey, Uncle Nino,
she's engaged again.

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- No. Are you?
- Yeah.

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- Who's the victim?
- [laughs]

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- His name is Vinny, actually.

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- Another victim Vinny?

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[laughter]

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- If she yells
Vinny's name in bed,

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you don't know
which one she's yelling.

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- [laughs]

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- [bleep] assholes.

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- I jumped on Mike like
a [bleep] squirrel monkey.

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- Mike. Look out, Mike!

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- Oh, damn!

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- I was ready to take him down.

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- Does he like
to get choked out?

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Please tell me no.
- It's not, like,

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a weird thing.
You know that, right?

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- Yes, it is.
- No, it's not.

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- Uncle Nino,
you ever get choked out?

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- No.

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[laughter]

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- But I think you think
it's like choking,

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where I'm, like,
trying to, like--

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where he's at the brink
of death. No.

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I don't know, I think
it's a [bleep] fun thing.

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Like, I'm not trying
to kill the guy.

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<i>It's, like, a sex thing.</i>

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- But there's pressure, right?
- Can you demonstrate?

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- Nah, nah, nah.
- 'Cause I don't know.

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Can you demonstrate?
- Let me show you.

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- No. No. No.
- Oh! [laughs]

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- Yeah, show me,
'cause I don't know.

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I don't know what it's like.
- Yeah, Daddy.

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- [laughs]
- I don't know. I need to see.

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- Miss me with that [bleep].

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- Damn, Fifty Shades
of Jersey Shore over here.

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- We're back.

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- What else do
you guys want to do?

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We got an amazing
game room downstairs.

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- Game room, yeah.
- Game room is fun.

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- Let's go downstairs.

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Let the games begin.

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- Vin, you're killing it.
Vin, you're killing it.

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- Ah.

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- You mother...

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- Look at the flick
of the wrist.

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<i>- ♪ Call me collect,</i>
ain't gotta ♪

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- Ooh. Ooh.
- [laughs]

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- Who's playing who?

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- You're up.
- Yes.

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- All right, let's go,
Uncle Nino, let's go.

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- You're moving like molasses.

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Agh.
- Yes!

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- Yes, Uncle Nino!

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- Uncle Nino taking
his nephew to town.

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[laughter]
That's game.

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- Oh, my God.
- [indistinct yelling]

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- Damn it, man.

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- Mike decided to drop
the ball, literally.

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- Literally.
- Where's my [bleep] wine?

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- See you in morning.
Thank you so much for coming.

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- Thanks for my birthday party.

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- I hope you had
a good birthday.

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- I did. Thank you so much.
- Happy birthday.

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- Good night. Love you guys.

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- Angelina,
where the [bleep] you going?

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Me and you,
what do we want to do?

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- Come, let's talk.

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<i>Amazing birthday party</i>
for Sam.

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Everyone's going to bed.

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But I want to have
a conversation with Uncle Nino.

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Look at the wine
sitting here for you.

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- Yeah, my babe. Aw, beautiful.

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- It's, like,
a thing for us now.

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I feel like it's, like,
a ritual.

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You've also been divorced.
And--

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- A couple of times.
- Was it hard?

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- First time--I was pretty
depressed the first time.

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But second time,
I was happy to get out of it.

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- He's been, like, through it.

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<i>You know what I mean?</i>
And I, um--

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I don't know,
I respect Uncle Nino,

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even though we can't
really understand him.

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But I love him.

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Cheers. Cheers to you.

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I'm so happy you came.

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- I love you.
- Love you, too.

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- I love you.
- Love you, too.

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- You met somebody?
- I did.

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I got engaged
on Vinny's birthday.

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- I mean, I know--
I know you and Chris

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for a while
before you got married.

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- Yeah.

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- You were the dominant one.

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- Christopher!

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Is this [bleep] normal?

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Christopher.
Christopher.

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Christopher.
Are you even listening?

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I feel like I always
do that though,

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in, like, every relationship.

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I, like, wear the pants.

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- Well, exactly.

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- But is it because
they're allowing me to

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or because what, like--

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- Yeah.

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- [laughs]

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- Yep. You're right.

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- You need somebody
that'll say,

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"No. [bleep] you. I'm the man."

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Take control over--you know.

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- You're [bleep] right.
You're right.

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I've been wearing the pants
my whole--my whole life--

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in my family, everything.
- Right, exactly.

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- Growing up as a kid,
my life was not easy.

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<i>My dad wasn't</i>
really there for me.

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<i>And I had to take care</i>
of myself.

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I never really had
a full-blown father figure.

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<i>So that's probably</i>
where this comes from.

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- I love you.
- I love you, too.

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I'll let you go to bed.

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Let me give you a hug.

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Mwah. I love you so much.

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- Good night, Pennsylvania.

247
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- What a night.

248
00:06:59,353 --> 00:07:01,055
- Good night. I love you all.

249
00:07:01,055 --> 00:07:02,690
Stay out of my [bleep] room.

250
00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:04,125
<i>[upbeat funky music]</i>

251
00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:05,693
<i>- ♪ Yo, get ready</i>
for the takeover ♪

252
00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:07,495
<i>- Oh, yeah. Wake up. Yeah.</i>

253
00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:08,996
[over bullhorn]
<i>Oh, yeah. Wake up. Yeah.</i>

254
00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:09,997
[laughs]

255
00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,799
<i>Oh, yeah. Wake up. Yeah.</i>

256
00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,135
Boyfriend?

257
00:07:14,135 --> 00:07:15,770
<i>Oh, yeah. Wake up. Yeah.</i>

258
00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:17,505
[laughs]

259
00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:18,806
<i>- ♪ I love the sound</i>
of applause ♪

260
00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:20,141
- This is my boyfriend.

261
00:07:20,141 --> 00:07:23,144
<i>♪ ♪</i>

262
00:07:23,144 --> 00:07:24,678
That is so cool.

263
00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:28,349
<i>♪ ♪</i>

264
00:07:28,349 --> 00:07:29,884
- Ooh, it's snowing.

265
00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:31,419
- It's coming down out there.

266
00:07:31,419 --> 00:07:32,787
- Smells good in here.

267
00:07:32,787 --> 00:07:34,054
- Me and Vinny cooked that.

268
00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,489
- What is that?
- Ready to go.

269
00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:36,557
- Frittata.

270
00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:37,625
It's a frittata.

271
00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:38,859
- We got Nelly frittata.

272
00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,194
- I'm here, guys.

273
00:07:40,194 --> 00:07:41,295
- Oh, my God!

274
00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:42,329
Is that a tick?

275
00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:44,064
- Ew!
- No.

276
00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,966
- Wait, pick it off.
- [screams]

277
00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,001
- [screams]
- Ew!

278
00:07:47,001 --> 00:07:48,202
- Where'd it go?
- Right here.

279
00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:49,470
Right--is that a [bleep]--

280
00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:50,638
- [gasps and screams]
- It's a [bleep]--

281
00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:52,740
Nicole, it's a seed
from a grape.

282
00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:55,209
- Are you sure?
- [laughs]

283
00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:57,211
- Oh, <i>marrone.</i>
- No, it looked like a tick.

284
00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:59,814
- This house has been exhausted
of all the resources.

285
00:07:59,814 --> 00:08:01,282
There's no ketchup.

286
00:08:01,282 --> 00:08:03,818
- Yo, this weekend, I'm
turning up on Atlantic City.

287
00:08:03,818 --> 00:08:05,019
You guys should come
to my new residency...

288
00:08:05,019 --> 00:08:06,420
- Oh, yeah.
- At the Borgata.

289
00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,055
- In AC?
- Yeah.

290
00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:10,324
I was at my old Atlantic City
residency for, like, ten years.

291
00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,460
And now it's time
for a new chapter,

292
00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:14,395
<i>which is really amazing</i>
for me.

293
00:08:14,395 --> 00:08:15,996
<i>And it's gonna be</i>
at the Borgata.

294
00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,832
<i>And I can't wait for everybody</i>
to come check it out.

295
00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:19,166
It's this Saturday.
- I'm coming.

296
00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,334
- Yeah.
- I'll go.

297
00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,837
Pauly's shows are
so much fun, in general.

298
00:08:22,837 --> 00:08:24,338
<i>And, like,</i>
he has just really

299
00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,440
made an insane career
for himself.

300
00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,876
And I'm just, like, so excited
to be going to Pauly's show.

301
00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,177
<i>It's been a long time.</i>

302
00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,178
I'm looking forward to it.

303
00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,646
[phone chimes]

304
00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,515
- You guys, we have
to get the [bleep] out of here.

305
00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,317
<i>- Why?</i>
- A blizzard warning is

306
00:08:36,317 --> 00:08:38,452
<i>in effect today for all</i>
Pocono Mountain counties.

307
00:08:38,452 --> 00:08:40,621
<i>Motorists are being advised</i>
to stay off the roads

308
00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:43,224
<i>as the intense storm has</i>
already started rolling in.

309
00:08:43,224 --> 00:08:44,758
- I knew it. I told you.
- [bleep] it. I'm out.

310
00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,260
- We have to leave!

311
00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,028
- Bro, let's get out of here.
- No, we gotta pack.

312
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,363
- Whose is this? Whose is this?
Whose is this?

313
00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:50,598
<i>[chaotic orchestral music]</i>

314
00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:53,234
Oh, [bleep]-balls,
how is this gonna close?

315
00:08:53,234 --> 00:08:54,535
<i>♪ ♪</i>

316
00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,637
- All right.
I got all my stuff.

317
00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,072
- I think we got it.
- We have it.

318
00:08:58,072 --> 00:08:59,306
- Yo, we got a snowstorm.

319
00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:00,508
We gotta get the [bleep]
out of here.

320
00:09:00,508 --> 00:09:01,442
- And we have to leave.
- We're out.

321
00:09:01,442 --> 00:09:02,943
- Angelina, we're leaving.

322
00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,178
- All right, let's go.
- Roll out.

323
00:09:04,178 --> 00:09:05,179
- Let's roll out.
- We're out.

324
00:09:05,179 --> 00:09:06,647
- Oh, my God, it's snowing.

325
00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:07,882
- Ah! I knew it.

326
00:09:07,882 --> 00:09:08,983
- All right, bye.

327
00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:10,351
- Holy [bleep], we did it.

328
00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:12,887
- Ange, it's over.

329
00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:14,188
I feel like we were just here.

330
00:09:14,188 --> 00:09:15,890
<i>[midtempo music]</i>

331
00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:17,992
- Sayonara, Hawkview!

332
00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:20,427
- It was so unexpected
coming back into this house.

333
00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,863
To be honest, when I first
came in, I was very nervous.

334
00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:25,366
<i>But now I'm like, wow,</i>
I'm so grateful and thankful

335
00:09:25,366 --> 00:09:28,168
<i>that Angelina texted me,</i>
asking me to come back,

336
00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:31,138
<i>because the welcome that</i>
I got from all the roommates,

337
00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,506
they made me feel at home.

338
00:09:32,506 --> 00:09:34,909
- Oh, my--can I hug you?
- Yeah.

339
00:09:34,909 --> 00:09:36,243
- It's really Sam?

340
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,312
- It's really me.

341
00:09:38,312 --> 00:09:40,447
- Oh, my God.

342
00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,316
I never thought
I would see you ever.

343
00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:44,885
- They made me feel like
nothing's changed since 2009.

344
00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,120
- Wait, are you real?
- How are you?

345
00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,489
[laughter and chatter]

346
00:09:48,489 --> 00:09:49,657
- That was so fun.

347
00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:50,791
It brings me back
to the Seaside days.

348
00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,059
- That was, like, fun.

349
00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:54,128
My biggest regret is not
coming back sooner.

350
00:09:54,128 --> 00:09:55,629
<i>I can really cry right now.</i>

351
00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,598
Like, I could cry.

352
00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,500
I might cry,

353
00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,402
'cause it's just been so much.

354
00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:03,771
<i>[gentle music]</i>

355
00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,940
So it feels so good to, like,
be back.

356
00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:08,642
<i>♪ ♪</i>

357
00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:11,745
Here I am crying again,
like old times.

358
00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,352
- Sam is back.

359
00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:21,221
<i>- Did she say</i>
anything about us?

360
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,690
- About you?
<i>- Yeah.</i>

361
00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,058
- I really [bleep] feel
like I'm talking

362
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,059
to my children right now.

363
00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,560
- I want to throw up.

364
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,329
- Whatever. They just need
to deal with their [bleep].

365
00:10:28,329 --> 00:10:29,530
- For me, it's just [bleep] up.

366
00:10:29,530 --> 00:10:31,031
I could never do that
to my kids.

367
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,399
I don't even know
if he's alive.

368
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,001
[crowd cheering]

369
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,836
- [over bullhorn] <i>Come</i>
to Premier Nightclub tonight.

370
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:38,172
- I actually took my DNA test.

371
00:10:38,172 --> 00:10:39,740
- Oh, my God.

372
00:10:46,247 --> 00:10:47,582
<i>- ♪ $100,000 ain't enough ♪</i>

373
00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:48,916
<i>♪ I need a milly ♪</i>

374
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,118
<i>♪ Watch me walk</i>
all on this beat ♪

375
00:10:50,118 --> 00:10:51,819
<i>♪ Act a fool in some city ♪</i>

376
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,020
<i>♪ Let me ♪</i>

377
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,593
- Uncle Nino's calling me.

378
00:10:58,593 --> 00:11:00,361
Yo, we forgot Uncle Nino.
- What?

379
00:11:00,361 --> 00:11:02,864
- I thought he left.
- I thought he left.

380
00:11:02,864 --> 00:11:03,965
- Yo.

381
00:11:03,965 --> 00:11:05,500
- What the [bleep], Vin?

382
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,835
<i>- Oh, [bleep]. Um, yeah.</i>

383
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:10,171
Well, it's not like
it's a blizzard or anything.

384
00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:12,306
[wind howling]

385
00:11:12,306 --> 00:11:14,108
- I might be stuck here.

386
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,810
- I'm sure you'll
get home soon.

387
00:11:15,810 --> 00:11:17,745
<i>We'll see you later.</i>

388
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,013
- What?

389
00:11:19,013 --> 00:11:20,782
Mother[bleep] cut me off.

390
00:11:20,782 --> 00:11:21,883
What the [bleep]?

391
00:11:21,883 --> 00:11:23,251
<i>Now I know what [bleep]</i>

392
00:11:23,251 --> 00:11:24,919
<i>Jack Nicholson felt like</i>
in "The Shining."

393
00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:27,121
<i>- ♪ I-I-I-ice queen lookin',</i>
got that royalty flick ♪

394
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:29,857
<i>♪ When I whip my head 'round</i>
they ain't ready for it ♪

395
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,493
<i>♪ Aww, did my realness</i>
offend you, bitch? ♪

396
00:11:32,493 --> 00:11:33,828
<i>♪ Well ♪</i>

397
00:11:33,828 --> 00:11:35,797
- Honey, what are you doing?

398
00:11:35,797 --> 00:11:40,334
- I'm just cleaning up
all the baby's things and toys.

399
00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:43,271
- It looks good for having
two under two, right?

400
00:11:43,271 --> 00:11:45,440
- Constant pickup.

401
00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:46,741
So what's your plan today?

402
00:11:46,741 --> 00:11:48,776
- I don't really have
any plans really, honey.

403
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:52,513
But I just stumbled
across a post

404
00:11:52,513 --> 00:11:55,583
on Angelina's page
that seemed a bit worrisome.

405
00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:56,751
- About what?

406
00:11:56,751 --> 00:11:58,052
- I'm trying
to decipher it right now.

407
00:11:58,052 --> 00:12:00,922
Well, I have a feeling
that Angelina is not

408
00:12:00,922 --> 00:12:02,123
in a good place right now.

409
00:12:02,123 --> 00:12:03,424
- So what did she write?

410
00:12:03,424 --> 00:12:05,693
- It says,
"What is in the dark

411
00:12:05,693 --> 00:12:07,328
always comes to light
eventually."

412
00:12:07,328 --> 00:12:10,898
And she's literally crying
and putting it on her story.

413
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,700
<i>- 2020 tested her.</i>

414
00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:14,969
<i>2021 tried to break her.</i>

415
00:12:14,969 --> 00:12:16,804
<i>2022, she started healing.</i>

416
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,507
<i>In 2023, she's coming</i>
for what's hers.

417
00:12:19,507 --> 00:12:20,608
- Oh, my God.

418
00:12:20,608 --> 00:12:22,109
- Yeah.

419
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:25,313
Everyone knows that BDS loves
an inspirational quote.

420
00:12:25,313 --> 00:12:27,682
Tough times make
even tougher people.

421
00:12:27,682 --> 00:12:28,916
Beauty is pain.

422
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,219
A smooth sea never made
a skilled sailor.

423
00:12:31,219 --> 00:12:33,554
The waves are not gonna stop,
but you can learn how to surf.

424
00:12:33,554 --> 00:12:35,156
If you don't plan,
you plan to fail.

425
00:12:35,156 --> 00:12:38,793
But Angelina saying this quote
and crying on her Insta story,

426
00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:40,361
it's obviously a cry for help.

427
00:12:40,361 --> 00:12:42,363
I tried to text her,
and she didn't answer.

428
00:12:42,363 --> 00:12:46,167
So maybe I'll,
you know, swing over there.

429
00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:48,936
<i>- ♪ I'll say good night,</i>
it don't phase me ♪

430
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,638
- [sighs] Oh, my God.

431
00:12:50,638 --> 00:12:52,340
What a day.

432
00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:54,308
<i>- ♪ You can't change me ♪</i>

433
00:12:54,308 --> 00:12:55,343
- Mm.

434
00:12:56,711 --> 00:12:59,614
<i>When us girls were in Solvang,</i>
the girls asked me,

435
00:12:59,614 --> 00:13:01,482
"What's the relationship
with you and your father?"

436
00:13:01,482 --> 00:13:03,384
And I said, "It's nonexistent."

437
00:13:03,384 --> 00:13:04,385
One time, my mom was--I don't--

438
00:13:04,385 --> 00:13:05,853
she said she was
[bleep] with me,

439
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:08,556
but she said, "Your father
might not be your father."

440
00:13:08,556 --> 00:13:09,991
- Girl.

441
00:13:09,991 --> 00:13:11,959
<i>- Long story short,</i>
I ordered a DNA test.

442
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,794
And I took it.

443
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:17,164
"Fill the tube with saliva
to the black, wavy line."

444
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,367
This looks like those
shot tubes you get in a club.

445
00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:20,968
Here you go, Mr. Postman.

446
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,070
And all of a sudden
I got an alert last night,

447
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,572
5:30 in the morning.

448
00:13:24,572 --> 00:13:26,841
I was like,
"Oh, my God, this is it."

449
00:13:26,841 --> 00:13:29,477
<i>[line trilling]</i>

450
00:13:29,477 --> 00:13:31,546
<i>- Hello?</i>
- Hi.

451
00:13:31,546 --> 00:13:33,180
<i>- Hey.</i>
What's up?

452
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:36,150
- I just got my DNA
test results back.

453
00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:37,752
<i>- Mm-hmm.</i>
- When I opened it,

454
00:13:37,752 --> 00:13:41,188
it said, mother 50% shared DNA.

455
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,590
But there's no father.

456
00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:44,992
<i>[dramatic musical sting]</i>

457
00:13:46,227 --> 00:13:49,196
<i>- Um, that's--</i>

458
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,965
<i>I have no words for that.</i>

459
00:13:50,965 --> 00:13:54,135
- When the results came back,
I was so [bleep] devastated.

460
00:13:54,135 --> 00:13:56,337
My whole world was shattered.

461
00:13:56,337 --> 00:13:58,940
I didn't even believe
what I was reading,

462
00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:01,909
because for my whole life,
I've been lied to.

463
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,545
The man that I thought was
my father, not my father.

464
00:14:04,545 --> 00:14:08,316
<i>- It's pretty hard to believe</i>
that it's actually true.

465
00:14:08,316 --> 00:14:09,750
<i>It's just insane.</i>

466
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:11,118
<i>How did no one know?</i>

467
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:14,555
<i>How could, like,</i>
one hold that type of news

468
00:14:14,555 --> 00:14:16,324
<i>for, like, forever?</i>

469
00:14:16,324 --> 00:14:18,059
- Mommy's like,
"I don't know anything,

470
00:14:18,059 --> 00:14:19,193
I don't know anything."

471
00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:20,328
How do you not know?

472
00:14:20,328 --> 00:14:21,929
How the [bleep]
do you not know?

473
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,164
Why don't I have answers?

474
00:14:23,164 --> 00:14:24,999
Why am I not being answered?

475
00:14:24,999 --> 00:14:26,601
I don't have that right?

476
00:14:26,601 --> 00:14:28,235
<i>- No, you absolutely do.</i>

477
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:31,505
<i>But I don't know if you'll</i>
ever find that answer out.

478
00:14:31,505 --> 00:14:32,640
- I'm at my breaking point.

479
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,610
Like, I don't know what to do.

480
00:14:40,181 --> 00:14:42,249
<i>- ♪ Bye, then,</i>
we won't see you later ♪

481
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,652
<i>- Baby dearest,</i>
I'm ready for some food.

482
00:14:44,652 --> 00:14:47,154
- You just had us eat
two hours ago.

483
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,756
- Baby.
- Normally, I would fast

484
00:14:48,756 --> 00:14:50,057
before this.
- Baby.

485
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:53,494
- Zack and I's anniversary
is today.

486
00:14:53,494 --> 00:14:54,862
<i>We're going on four years.</i>

487
00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:58,366
<i>He proposed on our</i>
second-year anniversary.

488
00:14:58,366 --> 00:14:59,567
Table for two, please.

489
00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:01,335
<i>Our relationship is great.</i>

490
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:04,472
I love him.
And I do think Zack wants

491
00:15:04,472 --> 00:15:06,774
to start planning a wedding.

492
00:15:06,774 --> 00:15:09,577
But for me, I don't have
the sense of urgency.

493
00:15:09,577 --> 00:15:11,779
Like, I'm just trying to,
like, go with the flow.

494
00:15:14,849 --> 00:15:16,817
Are we that couple that have
been together so long,

495
00:15:16,817 --> 00:15:18,986
we go on a date and we have
nothing to talk about?

496
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,388
- We'll never be that couple.

497
00:15:20,388 --> 00:15:22,023
- You don't think
we'll ever be that couple?

498
00:15:22,023 --> 00:15:23,824
- No.
- OK.

499
00:15:23,824 --> 00:15:25,192
- Do you think that?

500
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,294
- Well, we're sitting
in silence.

501
00:15:29,397 --> 00:15:31,132
Since we just got back
from Egypt,

502
00:15:31,132 --> 00:15:33,267
<i>I'd like to plan</i>
another adventure.

503
00:15:34,635 --> 00:15:35,936
- How about we go to Italy?

504
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,805
The married thing
would be cool too,

505
00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:38,939
to do out there.

506
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,374
- I'm in no rush.

507
00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:46,781
<i>- ♪ Tell me what's the rush? ♪</i>

508
00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:49,684
<i>[midtempo pop music]</i>

509
00:15:49,684 --> 00:15:51,185
- How about we go to Italy?

510
00:15:51,185 --> 00:15:52,987
The married thing
would be cool too.

511
00:15:52,987 --> 00:15:55,456
- To me, marriage is a contract
and a party.

512
00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:58,092
I know so many people
that are married

513
00:15:58,092 --> 00:15:59,527
that are [bleep] miserable.

514
00:15:59,527 --> 00:16:01,529
- Yeah.
- And they only stay together

515
00:16:01,529 --> 00:16:02,897
for, like, their children.

516
00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:04,799
And that is something
that I would never do.

517
00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:07,768
<i>To me, a piece of paper</i>
doesn't define love.

518
00:16:07,768 --> 00:16:10,104
I know that,
because I got a divorce.

519
00:16:10,104 --> 00:16:13,040
I feel like Zack
is my life partner.

520
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,809
I know we're gonna
be together forever,

521
00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:16,911
<i>but divorce was really hard.</i>

522
00:16:16,911 --> 00:16:18,245
<i>And it's scary.</i>

523
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:20,581
Don't get me wrong,
I do get nervous.

524
00:16:20,581 --> 00:16:22,516
I've been down
this road before.

525
00:16:22,516 --> 00:16:25,820
- It's not like
I don't understand it.

526
00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:28,889
- I would be 100% fine
if we never got married

527
00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:31,392
and we lasted to 140 years.

528
00:16:34,195 --> 00:16:37,064
But I know marriage
is something that you want

529
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,365
and I want.

530
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,701
Just a little nervous,
that's all.

531
00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:42,103
- I get that.

532
00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:43,304
- Thanks.

533
00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:46,273
- Yeah, I mean,
I for sure get that.

534
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:49,376
<i>- ♪ I can't help it</i>
if I bring ♪

535
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,613
<i>♪ All my baggage to the ring ♪</i>

536
00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:54,081
<i>♪ Knock me out ♪</i>

537
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,317
<i>♪ And I'll do it again ♪</i>

538
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:58,552
<i>- ♪ It's been a rough year ♪</i>

539
00:16:58,552 --> 00:17:00,421
<i>♪ We suffered in silence ♪</i>

540
00:17:00,421 --> 00:17:03,357
<i>♪ Nobody knew what was</i>
going on, but I did ♪

541
00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:05,326
- Something's up.

542
00:17:05,326 --> 00:17:07,361
I'm gonna have to do
a wellness check.

543
00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:10,131
And to think I was about to go
get a mani-pedi right now.

544
00:17:10,131 --> 00:17:13,033
<i>I mean, listen, usually,</i>
me and Angelina are fighting.

545
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,935
- It doesn't matter!
- It doesn't matter.

546
00:17:14,935 --> 00:17:16,370
- Ignore them!
- You take no [bleep]

547
00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:18,372
accountability in your life
about anything.

548
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,641
But right now,
we're in a good place.

549
00:17:20,641 --> 00:17:24,845
And I am like the Angelina
crisis management specialist.

550
00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:26,013
- Hello?
- Hey.

551
00:17:26,013 --> 00:17:27,615
- What the [bleep]?
- Look who it is.

552
00:17:27,615 --> 00:17:29,250
- What are you doing?
- Listen, I tried to call you.

553
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,551
You didn't pick up.

554
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,986
And I did see a post online.
- How are you?

555
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,389
- First of all,
you don't look good.

556
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:37,391
- I didn't sleep.
- You look like you're--

557
00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:38,626
- Yeah.
- Were you crying or something?

558
00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:40,661
- I was crying, yeah.
- OK.

559
00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:42,263
- I'm just like--
I can't--like, I can't.

560
00:17:42,263 --> 00:17:44,799
Like--like, it's, like, crazy,
like, my whole life.

561
00:17:44,799 --> 00:17:45,966
Like, I swear to God,
like, it's, like,

562
00:17:45,966 --> 00:17:47,401
one thing after another.

563
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:48,402
- What happened?

564
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:50,638
- So I took a DNA test.

565
00:17:50,638 --> 00:17:53,574
And all of a sudden,
5:00 in the morning comes,

566
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:54,942
and I get an alert.

567
00:17:54,942 --> 00:17:58,245
When I open the app,
I'm like what the [bleep]?

568
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,413
I'm Portuguese...

569
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,549
- Uh-huh.
- 28% British.

570
00:18:01,549 --> 00:18:03,317
I know my sister
Alyssa took it.

571
00:18:03,317 --> 00:18:05,753
She logs into it,
and it links us.

572
00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:08,022
But when it links us,
it says half-sister.

573
00:18:08,022 --> 00:18:09,356
- Oh, my God.

574
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,825
Is your mother
really your mother?

575
00:18:10,825 --> 00:18:12,226
- That's really my mother.
- OK.

576
00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:13,294
Your father is not your father?

577
00:18:13,294 --> 00:18:15,963
<i>[moody music]</i>

578
00:18:15,963 --> 00:18:18,566
- He's not.
No, he's 100% not my father.

579
00:18:18,566 --> 00:18:20,935
- OK.
And how do you feel about that?

580
00:18:20,935 --> 00:18:22,269
<i>♪ ♪</i>

581
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,071
<i>- Blindsiding</i>
is an understatement.

582
00:18:24,071 --> 00:18:26,740
To find out the guy
that I thought was my father

583
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:29,777
is not my father,
it's [bleep] hurtful.

584
00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:31,312
[choked up] It's very hurtful.

585
00:18:31,312 --> 00:18:33,581
I don't really trust
people anymore.

586
00:18:34,715 --> 00:18:36,417
I don't talk to my father.
You know this already.

587
00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:37,518
- OK, yep.
- For years.

588
00:18:37,518 --> 00:18:38,819
- Mm-hmm.
- I always knew

589
00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:41,422
something was weird
about our relationship

590
00:18:41,422 --> 00:18:43,224
and the way he would treat
my other two sisters.

591
00:18:43,224 --> 00:18:45,059
- Mm-hmm.
- But, like, I never knew why.

592
00:18:45,059 --> 00:18:46,493
It all makes sense now.

593
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:49,897
I never had, like,
that love from a father figure.

594
00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:51,632
And I always wondered why.

595
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:54,201
And that's why.

596
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,337
<i>- Well, don't cry, Ange.</i>
- But that's why.

597
00:18:56,337 --> 00:18:58,906
- That seems to be
quite a situation.

598
00:18:58,906 --> 00:19:00,207
Pretty heavy.

599
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,176
<i>I do know that Angelina</i>
has always had

600
00:19:02,176 --> 00:19:05,179
a very complicated relationship
with her father.

601
00:19:05,179 --> 00:19:07,281
I know you can feel alone.

602
00:19:07,281 --> 00:19:08,949
- [scoffs] I'm, like,
in this house alone.

603
00:19:08,949 --> 00:19:10,918
<i>Abandonment issues</i>
is a big thing for me.

604
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:13,821
My father, he, like,
abandoned me when I was a kid.

605
00:19:13,821 --> 00:19:16,390
<i>- So I can definitely</i>
sympathize

606
00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:18,125
with Angelina right now
that the rug has been

607
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:20,494
pulled from underneath of her.

608
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:23,964
So right now, you don't know
who your real father is.

609
00:19:23,964 --> 00:19:25,499
- I don't know where--
I don't know who he is.

610
00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:27,501
Do I have brothers? Do I have
half-brothers and sisters?

611
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:30,471
Like, do I have--
like, is my father a nice guy?

612
00:19:30,471 --> 00:19:31,906
I don't even know
if he's alive.

613
00:19:31,906 --> 00:19:33,574
I don't even know who he is.

614
00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:37,912
My fear is that
I never find out who he is.

615
00:19:37,912 --> 00:19:40,214
And, like, I just,
like, never will know.

616
00:19:40,214 --> 00:19:41,548
I can't even believe this.

617
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,816
Like, what the [bleep]?

618
00:19:42,816 --> 00:19:45,252
I'm like, I'm British and,
like, Portuguese.

619
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,121
Remember, like,
Chris was Portuguese?

620
00:19:47,121 --> 00:19:48,889
- Declare you husband and wife.

621
00:19:48,889 --> 00:19:51,458
Chris, you may kiss your bride.
[cheers and applause]

622
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,161
- Imagine, like,
he's my [bleep] cousin.

623
00:19:54,161 --> 00:19:55,429
- He's your sibling.

624
00:19:55,429 --> 00:19:57,598
- And I, like--
like, cousin-[bleep].

625
00:19:57,598 --> 00:19:58,799
Like, imagine that.

626
00:19:58,799 --> 00:20:00,668
Like, I would die
if that even was a thing.

627
00:20:00,668 --> 00:20:02,269
- Sounds about right, yeah.
- That's weird.

628
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:04,638
Wait, it said I'm, like, part
Neanderthal too, by the way.

629
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,006
- Oh, my God.

630
00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:07,841
Holy [bleep].
- What the [bleep] is that?

631
00:20:07,841 --> 00:20:09,009
- I don't know.

632
00:20:09,009 --> 00:20:10,811
I never met
a Neanderthal before.

633
00:20:10,811 --> 00:20:14,014
"Suri," what is a Neanderthal?

634
00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:15,316
<i>- Here's some information.</i>

635
00:20:15,316 --> 00:20:16,917
- "Demographic factors

636
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:20,988
such as small population size
and inbreeding."

637
00:20:20,988 --> 00:20:23,290
Inbreeding?

638
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,491
Oh, hell no.

639
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,560
Like, am I, like,
a [bleep] cave person?

640
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,728
<i>Is there a woman one?</i>

641
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:29,063
Sheanderthal.

642
00:20:29,063 --> 00:20:31,198
[laughs]

643
00:20:31,198 --> 00:20:32,199
What?

644
00:20:32,199 --> 00:20:33,600
Wait, what?

645
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,969
Sheanderthal?

646
00:20:34,969 --> 00:20:35,970
No.

647
00:20:35,970 --> 00:20:37,805
Does that look like me?

648
00:20:37,805 --> 00:20:38,839
<i>[bell dings]</i>

649
00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:39,840
No.

650
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,442
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

651
00:20:41,442 --> 00:20:42,776
Like, no.

652
00:20:42,776 --> 00:20:43,777
- You're, like, a primate.

653
00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:44,000
- Probably.
- Yeah.

654
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:44,845
- Probably.
- Yeah.

655
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,049
- Do you really believe
that [bleep]?

656
00:20:54,756 --> 00:20:56,424
<i>- ♪ It's no problem,</i>
just makeup on the pillow ♪

657
00:20:56,424 --> 00:20:58,760
<i>♪ Got a pool for a crib,</i>
could look it up on Zillow ♪

658
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,195
<i>♪ Shorty love to travel ♪</i>

659
00:21:00,195 --> 00:21:01,496
<i>♪ She keeps picking up</i>
her dribble ♪

660
00:21:01,496 --> 00:21:02,964
<i>♪ So whenever we collide ♪</i>

661
00:21:02,964 --> 00:21:04,799
<i>♪ She calls it coincidental ♪</i>

662
00:21:04,799 --> 00:21:05,834
- Perfect.

663
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:06,835
<i>- Yes, enjoy.</i>

664
00:21:06,835 --> 00:21:07,969
<i>- Thank you so much.</i>

665
00:21:07,969 --> 00:21:09,204
- Hi.
- How are you?

666
00:21:09,204 --> 00:21:10,638
- Hey.

667
00:21:10,638 --> 00:21:12,374
Yeah, so I can't believe
we're doing this.

668
00:21:12,374 --> 00:21:14,275
I'm not really sure
how it's gonna--

669
00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:15,810
I don't know
how it's gonna pan out.

670
00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:18,012
- This is gonna be
funny as hell.

671
00:21:18,012 --> 00:21:20,048
<i>- So the girls are</i>
meeting up for brunch.

672
00:21:20,048 --> 00:21:23,318
But Jenni and Angelina have
no idea what's about to happen

673
00:21:23,318 --> 00:21:24,319
at all.

674
00:21:24,319 --> 00:21:25,587
<i>[tape rewinding]</i>

675
00:21:25,587 --> 00:21:26,755
<i>- I feel like it was all</i>

676
00:21:26,755 --> 00:21:28,123
good vibes the entire time.
- It was.

677
00:21:28,123 --> 00:21:30,024
Jenni and Ange,
they were, like, best friends.

678
00:21:30,024 --> 00:21:32,026
- Yeah, like, I guess
they're just coexisting.

679
00:21:32,026 --> 00:21:33,428
- Don't you feel like
they need to, like,

680
00:21:33,428 --> 00:21:34,662
hash it out a little bit?

681
00:21:34,662 --> 00:21:36,231
Like, just, like,
say their piece?

682
00:21:36,231 --> 00:21:37,265
Because I feel like we did

683
00:21:37,265 --> 00:21:38,800
in PA.
- Yeah.

684
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:42,070
Jenni and Ange not talking
has kind of worked out so far.

685
00:21:42,070 --> 00:21:45,907
But we know, with these two,
it's just a matter of time

686
00:21:45,907 --> 00:21:48,777
before [bleep] bubbles up
and explodes.

687
00:21:48,777 --> 00:21:50,378
- Maybe we should
sneak attack them.

688
00:21:50,378 --> 00:21:53,415
- We could plan that we're all
gonna meet each other to eat.

689
00:21:53,415 --> 00:21:54,749
- At, like, a brunch place.
- Mm-hmm.

690
00:21:54,749 --> 00:21:55,884
- And then we don't show up.

691
00:21:55,884 --> 00:21:58,319
- We have a big trip
coming up to AC.

692
00:21:58,319 --> 00:22:00,255
I don't want any weird tension.

693
00:22:00,255 --> 00:22:04,392
Whenever we go on vacations,
our first day always is...

694
00:22:04,392 --> 00:22:05,894
- Like, a blowout.
- Just a blowout,

695
00:22:05,894 --> 00:22:07,429
because nothing is squashed.

696
00:22:07,429 --> 00:22:08,797
I just hope
that they both, like,

697
00:22:08,797 --> 00:22:11,132
don't get annoyed with us.

698
00:22:11,132 --> 00:22:12,801
<i>[tape rewinding]</i>

699
00:22:12,801 --> 00:22:14,369
- What are we gonna do exactly?
- I don't know.

700
00:22:14,369 --> 00:22:16,371
Should we see--
write a note or something?

701
00:22:16,371 --> 00:22:18,139
Like, "Hey"--
- Write a note.

702
00:22:18,139 --> 00:22:19,474
[laughs]

703
00:22:19,474 --> 00:22:21,176
- Or, like, a letter?

704
00:22:21,176 --> 00:22:22,177
- Ladies.

705
00:22:22,177 --> 00:22:23,478
- Hey.
- Hello.

706
00:22:23,478 --> 00:22:24,679
- Hi.
- Hi.

707
00:22:24,679 --> 00:22:26,347
- I love your hair.

708
00:22:26,347 --> 00:22:27,782
- Really? It's dirty.
- No, it looks

709
00:22:27,782 --> 00:22:28,983
so amazing.
- I didn't wash it.

710
00:22:28,983 --> 00:22:30,752
How are you?
- Good.

711
00:22:30,752 --> 00:22:32,187
Do you want to come in her?

712
00:22:32,187 --> 00:22:34,722
- So since we don't
want to be here,

713
00:22:34,722 --> 00:22:36,591
we discussed writing
a note or whatever.

714
00:22:36,591 --> 00:22:37,792
- We're writing a note?

715
00:22:37,792 --> 00:22:38,793
- We're writing a note.
- The note.

716
00:22:38,793 --> 00:22:39,994
Come on.

717
00:22:39,994 --> 00:22:41,529
Like, I've done
the note [bleep] before.

718
00:22:41,529 --> 00:22:43,298
And it's not great.
It's not a good turnout.

719
00:22:43,298 --> 00:22:44,966
- We're just gonna, like,
dip out and watch this all.

720
00:22:44,966 --> 00:22:46,301
- All right, but are
we gonna watch it?

721
00:22:46,301 --> 00:22:47,502
- How are we gonna hear?

722
00:22:47,502 --> 00:22:49,170
- Oh.
I don't know.

723
00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:50,505
- Well, I mean,
they always have, like--

724
00:22:50,505 --> 00:22:51,973
what are those things
they have in the back?

725
00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:53,475
Like, they always watch us.
- Like a control thing?

726
00:22:53,475 --> 00:22:54,642
- Yeah.
- Like a TV?

727
00:22:54,642 --> 00:22:55,610
- Yeah, maybe we can
hear on that.

728
00:22:55,610 --> 00:22:56,611
- Do you guys have, like,

729
00:22:56,611 --> 00:22:57,979
a TV we can watch

730
00:22:57,979 --> 00:22:59,380
like we're producers?
- Yeah, we have--

731
00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:02,217
we could get two monitors,
and we can, like--

732
00:23:02,217 --> 00:23:04,686
yeah, I mean, they're coming,
so we gotta speed that up.

733
00:23:04,686 --> 00:23:05,687
Write that note, Dee.
- Oh.

734
00:23:05,687 --> 00:23:06,921
OK, hurry up.
- OK.

735
00:23:06,921 --> 00:23:08,389
- Write this note.
- All right, everybody--

736
00:23:08,389 --> 00:23:09,691
- All right, then we're
gonna get production stuff.

737
00:23:09,691 --> 00:23:10,859
- What does it say?
- Mark your own name.

738
00:23:10,859 --> 00:23:12,894
- As FBI agents,
we need an accomplice.

739
00:23:12,894 --> 00:23:14,229
Like, we need a full team.

740
00:23:14,229 --> 00:23:15,830
- We have
two friends coming in.

741
00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:17,832
When you sit them,
if you can give them this note.

742
00:23:17,832 --> 00:23:19,868
- So the waiter is gonna be
the accomplice,

743
00:23:19,868 --> 00:23:21,269
and he's gonna help us out.

744
00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:23,204
- We're gonna stuck in this car
for four hours.

745
00:23:23,204 --> 00:23:24,405
<i>- The trap is set.</i>

746
00:23:24,405 --> 00:23:25,573
Everything is in place.

747
00:23:25,573 --> 00:23:27,208
All we have to do is wait.

748
00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:28,610
- Is this what
producers feel like?

749
00:23:28,610 --> 00:23:29,978
- Yeah, I guess so.

750
00:23:29,978 --> 00:23:31,312
Oh, my God, look at us!
- Ooh, look at me!

751
00:23:31,312 --> 00:23:33,081
I see myself.

752
00:23:33,081 --> 00:23:34,315
- Your hair looks phenom.

753
00:23:34,315 --> 00:23:37,318
<i>[bass-heavy music]</i>

754
00:23:37,318 --> 00:23:43,491
<i>♪ ♪</i>

755
00:23:43,491 --> 00:23:45,093
[phone rings]

756
00:23:46,227 --> 00:23:47,428
<i>- What's up, brother?</i>

757
00:23:47,428 --> 00:23:49,697
- What's up, brother?
What's happening?

758
00:23:49,697 --> 00:23:51,032
<i>- You catch me up, bro.</i>

759
00:23:51,032 --> 00:23:53,735
- All right.
So, um,

760
00:23:53,735 --> 00:23:56,638
gym, tan, Sam is back.

761
00:23:56,638 --> 00:23:58,306
<i>[midtempo music]</i>

762
00:23:58,306 --> 00:24:02,577
<i>- Did she say anything</i>
about us?

763
00:24:02,577 --> 00:24:03,912
- About you?

764
00:24:03,912 --> 00:24:05,713
<i>- Yeah.</i>

765
00:24:05,713 --> 00:24:07,515
- Not really.
She just said

766
00:24:07,515 --> 00:24:10,251
that she's in a--
in a good relationship.

767
00:24:11,586 --> 00:24:13,254
<i>- Like, is she good?</i>
Is she--

768
00:24:13,254 --> 00:24:15,723
- She seems like
she's in a good place.

769
00:24:15,723 --> 00:24:18,626
She didn't want to be
in the same place as her ex.

770
00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:20,194
And that was really that.

771
00:24:20,194 --> 00:24:21,963
I'm, like, so good
in my life now,

772
00:24:21,963 --> 00:24:25,300
my relationships, my family,
my friendships, my job.

773
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,101
The person that I was,
like, not, like,

774
00:24:27,101 --> 00:24:29,737
wanting to be involved with
isn't here.

775
00:24:29,737 --> 00:24:31,139
<i>- OK.</i>

776
00:24:31,139 --> 00:24:33,074
<i>That's good to hear.</i>
I'm actually really glad

777
00:24:33,074 --> 00:24:35,577
<i>that she's happy</i>
and she's doing well.

778
00:24:35,577 --> 00:24:37,979
<i>And, you know, like,</i>
it's good to hear.

779
00:24:37,979 --> 00:24:39,380
<i>- With Sam coming back,</i>

780
00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:41,349
<i>the Ron situation is just</i>
very delicate.

781
00:24:41,349 --> 00:24:43,217
There's a lot of layers to it.

782
00:24:43,217 --> 00:24:45,219
<i>And there's a lot of history.</i>

783
00:24:46,988 --> 00:24:48,656
- I love you, Sam.

784
00:24:48,656 --> 00:24:51,259
<i>♪ ♪</i>

785
00:24:51,259 --> 00:24:54,762
- I need to move on
from this kid, but--

786
00:24:54,762 --> 00:24:56,064
- [sobbing]

787
00:24:56,064 --> 00:24:58,499
<i>- I know that Ron wants</i>
to come back.

788
00:24:58,499 --> 00:25:01,636
But is it the right time?
I don't know.

789
00:25:01,636 --> 00:25:02,937
All right, brother.
<i>- Thank you, bro.</i>

790
00:25:02,937 --> 00:25:04,305
- All right, brother.
Text me later.

791
00:25:04,305 --> 00:25:06,641
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

792
00:25:06,641 --> 00:25:07,809
- What do you guys
want to order?

793
00:25:07,809 --> 00:25:09,243
- I just want a cheese omelet.

794
00:25:09,243 --> 00:25:10,812
- It's all, like, so fancy.
- I know.

795
00:25:10,812 --> 00:25:12,747
And I just need champagne.
- Me too.

796
00:25:12,747 --> 00:25:15,016
I feel like we need
some champagne in this bitch.

797
00:25:15,016 --> 00:25:17,452
We should get our eggs and,
you know, our breakfast.

798
00:25:17,452 --> 00:25:18,820
Like, we're gonna
be here all day.

799
00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:20,555
[indistinct speech]

800
00:25:20,555 --> 00:25:22,523
[gasps] Thank you.
- Oh.

801
00:25:22,523 --> 00:25:24,158
- You're a doll.
Thank you so much.

802
00:25:24,158 --> 00:25:26,227
- Oh, God, it's gonna be
one of these days.

803
00:25:26,227 --> 00:25:28,096
- Thank you. Thanks.

804
00:25:28,096 --> 00:25:31,132
Guess I'm not bringing
Sissy to cheer today.

805
00:25:31,132 --> 00:25:32,300
Is that Jenni's car?

806
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:33,635
Oh, [bleep]. Get down.
- Get down.

807
00:25:33,635 --> 00:25:35,603
- Wait, stop, I feel like
we're on "Bar Rescue."

808
00:25:35,603 --> 00:25:37,038
Oh, this looks like
"Mob Wives."

809
00:25:37,038 --> 00:25:38,272
Oh, [bleep],
she's looking at us.

810
00:25:38,272 --> 00:25:39,207
Oh, my God, she's looking.
Oh, my God.

811
00:25:39,207 --> 00:25:40,375
- She knows everything.

812
00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:42,143
- Hi.
I'm meeting my girlfriends.

813
00:25:42,143 --> 00:25:43,845
Someone made a reservation.

814
00:25:43,845 --> 00:25:45,546
- She's calling me.
What do I do?

815
00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:46,781
- Just say...
- Just be like,

816
00:25:46,781 --> 00:25:48,149
"I'm running late."
- "I'm on my way."

817
00:25:48,149 --> 00:25:49,417
<i>- Hey, boo.</i>

818
00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:50,585
- Where are you?

819
00:25:50,585 --> 00:25:52,000
- I'll be there in,
like, 20 minutes.

820
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:52,153
- I'll be there in,
like, 20 minutes.

821
00:25:52,153 --> 00:25:53,855
- 20?
<i>- You're fine.</i>

822
00:25:54,722 --> 00:25:56,157
<i>- I think Ange is coming.</i>
- Oh!

823
00:25:56,157 --> 00:25:57,725
- Wait, where?
- Oh, God.

824
00:25:57,725 --> 00:25:59,327
Oh, she's coming.
- Down, down, down, down!

825
00:25:59,327 --> 00:26:00,528
<i>Wait, what's she doing</i>
with a hat?

826
00:26:00,528 --> 00:26:01,963
- Where's she going,
to Nashville?

827
00:26:01,963 --> 00:26:03,931
Is she a hunter?
- What's with the hat?

828
00:26:03,931 --> 00:26:05,033
- I feel like
I'm gonna throw up.

829
00:26:05,033 --> 00:26:06,467
- We're the first ones here?

830
00:26:06,467 --> 00:26:07,769
- We're normally not.

831
00:26:07,769 --> 00:26:09,003
- I know. What the [bleep]?

832
00:26:09,003 --> 00:26:10,838
<i>- I know.</i>
- I'm nervous.

833
00:26:10,838 --> 00:26:12,106
<i>Now I'm a little worried.</i>

834
00:26:12,106 --> 00:26:13,875
Jenni definitely knows
something is up,

835
00:26:13,875 --> 00:26:18,012
because when is Angelina ever
there before anybody else?

836
00:26:18,012 --> 00:26:19,380
- Perfect.
- Also,

837
00:26:19,380 --> 00:26:21,082
I have this for you guys.

838
00:26:21,082 --> 00:26:22,417
[all scream]

839
00:26:23,551 --> 00:26:25,119
- All right.

840
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:26,521
- I don't like notes.

841
00:26:26,521 --> 00:26:27,689
- All right.

842
00:26:27,689 --> 00:26:29,057
- Jenni.
[laughs]

843
00:26:29,057 --> 00:26:30,058
- "All right."

844
00:26:30,058 --> 00:26:31,359
<i>- I'm hangry.</i>

845
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:32,894
And I'm not excited to listen

846
00:26:32,894 --> 00:26:34,262
to what's in this [bleep] note.

847
00:26:34,262 --> 00:26:35,763
- "Hey, ladies, I think
it's time for you two

848
00:26:35,763 --> 00:26:38,099
"to sit down and have a convo."

849
00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:39,567
- I regret this.
<i>- "Let's go on this trip</i>

850
00:26:39,567 --> 00:26:41,335
"with good vibes only
and no fights or discussions.

851
00:26:41,335 --> 00:26:42,804
We love you."

852
00:26:44,072 --> 00:26:45,840
- I don't want a sit-down.

853
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,376
I thought we were doing
good vibes.

854
00:26:48,376 --> 00:26:49,977
I'd rather lose a limb.

855
00:26:49,977 --> 00:26:52,447
- Well, here we are.

856
00:26:52,447 --> 00:26:55,450
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

857
00:26:55,450 --> 00:26:57,652
<i>♪ ♪</i>

858
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,289
<i>- ♪ Ain't nobody</i>
that could check me ♪

859
00:27:01,289 --> 00:27:03,057
- Well, I guess this
is how our day is going.

860
00:27:03,057 --> 00:27:04,158
- [sighs]

861
00:27:04,158 --> 00:27:06,294
Cheers to all of us.

862
00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:10,031
- I guess we're gonna
do this now.

863
00:27:10,031 --> 00:27:11,332
What a [bleep] setup.

864
00:27:13,267 --> 00:27:15,103
I was ne--
like, I want you to know,

865
00:27:15,103 --> 00:27:17,872
like, I still don't
think you were, like,

866
00:27:17,872 --> 00:27:20,675
happy for me the night of my--
me getting engaged.

867
00:27:20,675 --> 00:27:21,743
- She's harping on it.

868
00:27:21,743 --> 00:27:23,077
Oh, my God.

869
00:27:23,077 --> 00:27:24,278
- How long have
you had the ring?

870
00:27:24,278 --> 00:27:25,446
I have to know.
- I just got it

871
00:27:25,446 --> 00:27:26,781
right before I left.
Just in time.

872
00:27:26,781 --> 00:27:28,483
- So after your engagement,

873
00:27:28,483 --> 00:27:30,818
we're gonna get back
on the stripper bus.

874
00:27:30,818 --> 00:27:32,220
[laughs]

875
00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:33,888
- I told her,
Jenni's just nosy.

876
00:27:33,888 --> 00:27:35,423
She likes to know things.
- Yeah.

877
00:27:35,423 --> 00:27:37,792
<i>- Oh, my God.</i>
We gotta move on, bro.

878
00:27:37,792 --> 00:27:40,027
She looked at my line
of questioning

879
00:27:40,027 --> 00:27:42,597
<i>as being disrespectful</i>
to their relationship.

880
00:27:42,597 --> 00:27:45,466
But I was just meeting Vinny
for the first time

881
00:27:45,466 --> 00:27:47,402
as he's proposing to her.

882
00:27:47,402 --> 00:27:48,870
I was trying to get to know him

883
00:27:48,870 --> 00:27:51,038
and trying to get to know
their engagement.

884
00:27:51,038 --> 00:27:52,740
<i>I don't think</i>
my questions were malicious.

885
00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:54,375
- Like, "Why the [bleep]

886
00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:56,411
did she get engaged
to this guy so quick?"

887
00:27:56,411 --> 00:27:57,812
And, like,
all these weird things.

888
00:27:57,812 --> 00:27:59,347
- In New Orleans, I said,

889
00:27:59,347 --> 00:28:01,349
"I never meant
to intentionally hurt you.

890
00:28:01,349 --> 00:28:02,817
And I'm so sorry
you took it that way."

891
00:28:02,817 --> 00:28:06,354
I said I was very happy for you
and your engagement.

892
00:28:06,354 --> 00:28:07,822
I said I'm sorry to you.

893
00:28:07,822 --> 00:28:09,257
And I left it in New Orleans.

894
00:28:09,257 --> 00:28:12,226
<i>When I say I'm sorry,</i>
I genuinely mean it.

895
00:28:12,226 --> 00:28:15,430
Then like, we're now, like,
five months after New Orleans.

896
00:28:15,430 --> 00:28:17,465
How the [bleep] am I supposed
to still be upset

897
00:28:17,465 --> 00:28:20,568
over that [bleep]
or need to speak about it?

898
00:28:20,568 --> 00:28:24,205
Angelina, if you can have
a friend look you in the face,

899
00:28:24,205 --> 00:28:25,940
crying, saying,
"Oh, my God, I'm so sorry,

900
00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:28,075
"I would never wish that
on your engagement,

901
00:28:28,075 --> 00:28:29,744
please accept my apology,"

902
00:28:29,744 --> 00:28:32,346
and you can literally look
at them and be like, "OK,"

903
00:28:32,346 --> 00:28:35,249
and then continue to talk
[bleep], that is not on me.

904
00:28:35,249 --> 00:28:37,652
- It's not talking [bleep].
It was just--I was very hurt.

905
00:28:37,652 --> 00:28:39,320
- No offense,
I really [bleep] feel

906
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,088
like I'm talking
to my children right now.

907
00:28:41,088 --> 00:28:42,590
I said there in November--
- OK, like,

908
00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:43,991
I'm not a child, Jenni.
Stop.

909
00:28:43,991 --> 00:28:46,093
- Because it's not obviously
registering to you.

910
00:28:46,093 --> 00:28:47,728
- It all stems down to this.

911
00:28:47,728 --> 00:28:49,130
Like, I still feel
like you don't...

912
00:28:49,130 --> 00:28:50,198
- There it is.

913
00:28:50,198 --> 00:28:51,699
- Fully accept me.

914
00:28:51,699 --> 00:28:53,768
- See, there it is.
- It all stems

915
00:28:53,768 --> 00:28:54,936
into everything.
- That's your own

916
00:28:54,936 --> 00:28:56,103
manifestation.
That's not mine.

917
00:28:56,103 --> 00:28:57,104
- But it's not my own--
it's not.

918
00:28:57,104 --> 00:28:58,339
- That is why I could let--

919
00:28:58,339 --> 00:29:00,241
that's why I left this
in New Orleans.

920
00:29:00,241 --> 00:29:02,443
- Whose is this? Avocado?

921
00:29:02,443 --> 00:29:03,978
- Me.

922
00:29:03,978 --> 00:29:05,246
- We're gonna be here
for a while.

923
00:29:05,246 --> 00:29:06,647
<i>- This is just me</i>
being honest,

924
00:29:06,647 --> 00:29:08,149
<i>because I just don't</i>
give a [bleep] anymore.

925
00:29:08,149 --> 00:29:11,085
My problem stems with you

926
00:29:11,085 --> 00:29:12,920
when I let you become
too close.

927
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,689
- But see, that's--
- I think from a distance,

928
00:29:14,689 --> 00:29:17,391
we're great, we have
a great time, like the Poconos.

929
00:29:17,391 --> 00:29:18,960
- That's ridiculous.
- But the minute I become

930
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,928
a friend,
I give you an opinion,

931
00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:24,599
I do something for you,
you will use it against me.

932
00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:26,801
- That's a lie. I do not.
- There is a track record,

933
00:29:26,801 --> 00:29:28,069
unfortunately.

934
00:29:28,069 --> 00:29:30,438
- Whatever.
New Orleans is in the past.

935
00:29:30,438 --> 00:29:31,906
We could agree to disagree.

936
00:29:31,906 --> 00:29:34,141
I'm not trying to [bleep]
make you look like [bleep].

937
00:29:34,141 --> 00:29:35,643
I don't know where to go
from here at this point.

938
00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:37,144
<i>There's so much going on</i>
in my life,

939
00:29:37,144 --> 00:29:38,646
<i>especially with my dad.</i>

940
00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:40,481
<i>And I'm very stressed out.</i>

941
00:29:40,481 --> 00:29:42,884
<i>So this drama</i>
with Jenni is not worth it.

942
00:29:42,884 --> 00:29:46,187
From this point forward,
I'm gonna try to, like,

943
00:29:46,187 --> 00:29:49,857
not say as much [bleep]
as I want, I guess.

944
00:29:49,857 --> 00:29:51,325
<i>I'm gonna be</i>
a little bit more quiet.

945
00:29:51,325 --> 00:29:52,326
- Oh, my God.
- We're not asking you

946
00:29:52,326 --> 00:29:53,327
to be quiet.

947
00:29:53,327 --> 00:29:54,829
- Well, that would be nice.

948
00:29:54,829 --> 00:29:57,331
[laughter]

949
00:29:57,331 --> 00:29:58,866
I hope you live
an incredible life.

950
00:29:58,866 --> 00:30:00,067
I hope you have
an incredible wedding.

951
00:30:00,067 --> 00:30:01,068
- Same.
- I hope you have the most

952
00:30:01,068 --> 00:30:03,037
beautiful, healthy babies.

953
00:30:03,037 --> 00:30:05,907
I hope you and Vinny last
a lifetime plus.

954
00:30:05,907 --> 00:30:07,241
- Thank you.
- Truly.

955
00:30:07,241 --> 00:30:09,143
If Mike or whoever, Deena,

956
00:30:09,143 --> 00:30:11,445
decides to put
family vacations together

957
00:30:11,445 --> 00:30:13,581
and involve all of us,
that's great.

958
00:30:13,581 --> 00:30:15,483
But that doesn't mean
I have to disrespect you

959
00:30:15,483 --> 00:30:17,151
or be disrespected.

960
00:30:17,151 --> 00:30:20,588
And we can have good, fun times
like we did in Pennsylvania.

961
00:30:20,588 --> 00:30:21,689
- Yep.
- And then that's

962
00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:23,157
where it's left.
- OK.

963
00:30:23,157 --> 00:30:25,793
- I'd like to say I hope
that Angelina and I came

964
00:30:25,793 --> 00:30:28,195
<i>to a common ground</i>
and understanding,

965
00:30:28,195 --> 00:30:30,631
<i>but I guess I'll just</i>
believe it when I see it.

966
00:30:30,631 --> 00:30:33,100
- Listen, you're like the big
sister I never [bleep] had,

967
00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,503
even though you don't think so
and you don't want to admit it.

968
00:30:35,503 --> 00:30:37,572
- I'm an only child, so I
wouldn't know what that's like.

969
00:30:37,572 --> 00:30:38,973
- I do love Jenni.

970
00:30:38,973 --> 00:30:41,709
We're going to be civil
to each other.

971
00:30:41,709 --> 00:30:44,312
And that's what
I need right now.

972
00:30:44,312 --> 00:30:46,180
Honestly, I'm gonna be
very honest with you.

973
00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:48,115
I want to go
into this trip happy.

974
00:30:48,115 --> 00:30:49,850
And I don't want
any more drama.

975
00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:51,752
And I just want happiness
from here.

976
00:30:52,887 --> 00:30:54,322
- Yeah.

977
00:30:54,322 --> 00:30:56,557
<i>- I think we agree more</i>
than you think we do.

978
00:30:56,557 --> 00:30:58,459
- This is actually dece--like--

979
00:30:58,459 --> 00:30:59,860
- This is kind of kumbaya
for them.

980
00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:01,128
- Yeah, this is, like,
a good conversation

981
00:31:01,128 --> 00:31:02,396
happening, I feel.

982
00:31:02,396 --> 00:31:03,965
<i>- So I feel like</i>
the fact that, you know,

983
00:31:03,965 --> 00:31:07,101
now they understand, you know,
what page each person is on,

984
00:31:07,101 --> 00:31:08,369
they're gonna respect it,

985
00:31:08,369 --> 00:31:10,137
we can finish this nice brunch

986
00:31:10,137 --> 00:31:11,839
and be girlfriends.

987
00:31:11,839 --> 00:31:14,108
- Now these [bleep]
bitches show up.

988
00:31:14,108 --> 00:31:15,776
[laughter]
- I'm scared.

989
00:31:15,776 --> 00:31:17,411
- Look at these
[bleep] assholes.

990
00:31:18,546 --> 00:31:21,649
- Oh, glad to [bleep]
see you too, bitches.

991
00:31:21,649 --> 00:31:22,850
- How's it going, ladies?

992
00:31:22,850 --> 00:31:24,118
- Hi.

993
00:31:24,118 --> 00:31:25,119
Hi.
- Hello.

994
00:31:25,119 --> 00:31:26,354
- You [bleep].

995
00:31:26,354 --> 00:31:27,922
You gotta be [bleep]
kidding me.

996
00:31:27,922 --> 00:31:29,490
<i>What the [bleep] were</i>
they doing this whole time?

997
00:31:29,490 --> 00:31:31,025
- Are you guys mad at us?

998
00:31:31,025 --> 00:31:32,026
- No.

999
00:31:32,026 --> 00:31:33,661
- We were here the whole time.

1000
00:31:33,661 --> 00:31:36,731
- We actually had
a whole control panel,

1001
00:31:36,731 --> 00:31:37,798
like, in the car...
- Wait, what?

1002
00:31:37,798 --> 00:31:39,000
- Yeah.
- Like the producers do.

1003
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,234
- No, you didn't.
- We listened to you.

1004
00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:42,169
<i>- These assholes</i>
have been watching

1005
00:31:42,169 --> 00:31:44,138
this whole [bleep] time.

1006
00:31:44,138 --> 00:31:45,640
- I thought you guys were never
even coming at all.

1007
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,807
- You guys look pretty
on camera.

1008
00:31:46,807 --> 00:31:47,742
- Well, based on this,
I was like,

1009
00:31:47,742 --> 00:31:49,143
they wrote it and bounced.

1010
00:31:49,143 --> 00:31:51,379
- I definitely can't believe
we pulled this off.

1011
00:31:51,379 --> 00:31:53,414
<i>At least we're good right now.</i>

1012
00:31:53,414 --> 00:31:55,082
And hopefully,
this will last, like,

1013
00:31:55,082 --> 00:31:57,000
a couple trips until we have
to deal with this again.

1014
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,252
a couple trips until we have
to deal with this again.

1015
00:31:58,252 --> 00:31:59,253
- You guys want
to order anything?

1016
00:31:59,253 --> 00:32:00,421
- Are you hungry?
- We ate.

1017
00:32:00,421 --> 00:32:02,223
- We ate in the car.
- Mother[bleep].

1018
00:32:02,223 --> 00:32:03,891
- Are you serious?

1019
00:32:03,891 --> 00:32:04,925
Wow.

1020
00:32:09,531 --> 00:32:10,565
<i>- ♪ You're a bombshell ♪</i>

1021
00:32:10,565 --> 00:32:12,600
<i>♪ Give 'em all hell ♪</i>

1022
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,936
<i>♪ Got 'em breathing heavy</i>
like a fiend ♪

1023
00:32:14,936 --> 00:32:16,604
- No weapons.

1024
00:32:16,604 --> 00:32:18,640
All right, calm down.

1025
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,876
Today, we're going to Borgata
in Atlantic City.

1026
00:32:21,876 --> 00:32:24,746
Pauly is DJ'ing,
and we are so excited.

1027
00:32:24,746 --> 00:32:26,014
- What's going on?
How are we getting there?

1028
00:32:26,014 --> 00:32:29,651
- Sam and Angelina are
coming here.

1029
00:32:29,651 --> 00:32:31,653
And you're gonna drive us all.

1030
00:32:33,054 --> 00:32:34,255
- Well, that should be
interesting.

1031
00:32:34,255 --> 00:32:36,224
- Yeah.
Jenni's already down there.

1032
00:32:36,224 --> 00:32:37,692
Nicole was gonna come too,

1033
00:32:37,692 --> 00:32:40,328
but it's Jionni's
birthday weekend.

1034
00:32:40,328 --> 00:32:41,996
So at least you're down
a meatball.

1035
00:32:41,996 --> 00:32:44,399
- Can I be Superman?

1036
00:32:44,399 --> 00:32:47,235
<i>- ♪ Lights, camera,</i>
attention on me ♪

1037
00:32:47,235 --> 00:32:49,137
- This looks like
lingerie, honey.

1038
00:32:49,137 --> 00:32:50,905
Are you doing the most
out there in AC, honey?

1039
00:32:50,905 --> 00:32:52,507
- It's my first night out
not pregnant.

1040
00:32:52,507 --> 00:32:54,209
That means I can have
a cocktail.

1041
00:32:54,209 --> 00:32:56,878
It is our first date night
since I had Mia Bella.

1042
00:32:56,878 --> 00:33:00,548
And I'm really excited
to just get dressed up,

1043
00:33:00,548 --> 00:33:02,116
go out with my husband,

1044
00:33:02,116 --> 00:33:04,219
and have, like,
a night out on the town.

1045
00:33:04,219 --> 00:33:06,988
This is my first night away
from the two babies.

1046
00:33:06,988 --> 00:33:09,390
<i>Thank God my mom</i>
is here tonight,

1047
00:33:09,390 --> 00:33:11,359
and she's gonna take care
of everything.

1048
00:33:11,359 --> 00:33:12,794
I'm gonna probably cry.

1049
00:33:12,794 --> 00:33:15,296
Ugh.
Such a double-edged sword

1050
00:33:15,296 --> 00:33:18,266
being parents on a night away.

1051
00:33:18,266 --> 00:33:19,701
- Honey, Grandma's got it.

1052
00:33:19,701 --> 00:33:20,702
- I know.

1053
00:33:20,702 --> 00:33:22,103
<i>- ♪ Everything golden ♪</i>

1054
00:33:22,103 --> 00:33:23,805
<i>♪ Can't hold me down,</i>
steady rollin' ♪

1055
00:33:23,805 --> 00:33:24,973
- Hi.
- Hi.

1056
00:33:24,973 --> 00:33:26,741
- How are you?
- Good, how are you?

1057
00:33:26,741 --> 00:33:28,076
Beautiful house.
- Thank you.

1058
00:33:28,076 --> 00:33:30,378
Say hi.
- Hi, guys.

1059
00:33:30,378 --> 00:33:32,347
Hi, Chris. How are you?
- What's up, Sam?

1060
00:33:32,347 --> 00:33:33,581
Good. How are you?
- I haven't seen you

1061
00:33:33,581 --> 00:33:34,549
in so long.
- How is everything going?

1062
00:33:34,549 --> 00:33:35,617
- Good. It's been a long time.

1063
00:33:35,617 --> 00:33:37,018
- I know.
- It's been so, so long.

1064
00:33:37,018 --> 00:33:38,720
- Look at your backyard.

1065
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,822
Oh, my God,
everything's so beautiful.

1066
00:33:40,822 --> 00:33:43,091
- Thank you. You can actually
see horses back there.

1067
00:33:43,091 --> 00:33:45,426
Well, I'm sure you'll be
coming over for parties.

1068
00:33:45,426 --> 00:33:46,861
- I hope so.
- Definitely.

1069
00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:48,229
<i>- ♪ Trapping</i>
out the south side ♪

1070
00:33:48,229 --> 00:33:49,564
<i>♪ Money in a duffel bag ♪</i>

1071
00:33:49,564 --> 00:33:50,965
<i>♪ Sell it for the low price ♪</i>

1072
00:33:50,965 --> 00:33:52,400
<i>♪ Double up and blow half ♪</i>

1073
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,768
<i>♪ Sleep is for the weak,</i>
I'm out here ♪

1074
00:33:53,768 --> 00:33:54,903
<i>♪ Creeping</i>
with the cold cash ♪

1075
00:33:54,903 --> 00:33:56,671
- Hello.
- Yo, what's up, fam?

1076
00:33:56,671 --> 00:33:58,273
- What's good?
- You ready for this trip?

1077
00:33:58,273 --> 00:33:59,507
- Yeah, kid.

1078
00:33:59,507 --> 00:34:01,175
Good thing you got
your MTV jacket on.

1079
00:34:01,175 --> 00:34:02,477
Can't leave the house
without it.

1080
00:34:02,477 --> 00:34:03,711
- [laughing] OK.

1081
00:34:03,711 --> 00:34:05,113
OK, kid.

1082
00:34:05,113 --> 00:34:06,114
And we're off.

1083
00:34:06,114 --> 00:34:08,416
- And here we go.

1084
00:34:08,416 --> 00:34:11,386
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

1085
00:34:11,386 --> 00:34:13,554
Wow, Sammi's never been
to a Pauly show.

1086
00:34:13,554 --> 00:34:14,756
- Oh, wow.

1087
00:34:14,756 --> 00:34:16,257
- Maybe she was
at a DJ Pauly D show

1088
00:34:16,257 --> 00:34:17,859
when he was, like,
on the come-up, maybe.

1089
00:34:17,859 --> 00:34:19,861
- Yeah.
- To put it in context,

1090
00:34:19,861 --> 00:34:22,630
the last time
that Sam was in AC,

1091
00:34:22,630 --> 00:34:26,234
BDS took a back fist
from Miss JWOWW.

1092
00:34:26,234 --> 00:34:27,502
- You gonna punch him
in the face?

1093
00:34:27,502 --> 00:34:28,536
Oh!
- Oh!

1094
00:34:28,536 --> 00:34:29,671
- See what I'm saying?

1095
00:34:29,671 --> 00:34:31,673
- And now fast-forward to now,

1096
00:34:31,673 --> 00:34:33,708
where JWOWW is my godmother.

1097
00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:36,444
My two godparents is going
to be you...

1098
00:34:36,444 --> 00:34:37,812
- Really?
- I'm asking you.

1099
00:34:37,812 --> 00:34:39,847
- I would be honored, yeah.
- OK.

1100
00:34:39,847 --> 00:34:41,349
And she's my neighbor.

1101
00:34:41,349 --> 00:34:43,251
- Hi, neighbor.
- Hey, what's up?

1102
00:34:43,251 --> 00:34:44,752
Yeah. Who would have thunk it?

1103
00:34:44,752 --> 00:34:46,587
<i>- ♪ Coming in with the power ♪</i>

1104
00:34:46,587 --> 00:34:48,790
<i>♪ I'm coming in</i>
with the power ♪

1105
00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:50,191
- Hey, are you here?

1106
00:34:50,191 --> 00:34:51,592
- Yes.
I am pulling up right now.

1107
00:34:51,592 --> 00:34:52,627
- All right,
we're gonna come out.

1108
00:34:52,627 --> 00:34:53,628
Aww.

1109
00:34:53,628 --> 00:34:54,662
I love you.

1110
00:34:55,496 --> 00:34:57,131
- Ow. Ow.

1111
00:34:57,131 --> 00:35:00,134
<i>The last few days of my life</i>
have been very emotional.

1112
00:35:00,134 --> 00:35:02,203
But I'm ready to have fun.

1113
00:35:02,203 --> 00:35:03,771
I'm ready to just have
a good time.

1114
00:35:03,771 --> 00:35:06,274
- I love you guys!
- See you later.

1115
00:35:06,274 --> 00:35:07,775
- Hi. Hi.

1116
00:35:07,775 --> 00:35:08,776
How's the babies? Good?

1117
00:35:08,776 --> 00:35:10,144
- They're good.

1118
00:35:10,144 --> 00:35:12,213
- I'm so looking forward
to going out in AC

1119
00:35:12,213 --> 00:35:13,982
because, yes, I just got back

1120
00:35:13,982 --> 00:35:15,550
<i>from Pennsylvania</i>
with everybody,

1121
00:35:15,550 --> 00:35:18,987
but it's been so long
since I've actually gone out.

1122
00:35:18,987 --> 00:35:20,822
And we're back, bitch.

1123
00:35:20,822 --> 00:35:22,790
- Thank you for driving, babe.

1124
00:35:22,790 --> 00:35:24,158
- You didn't even
bring your man?

1125
00:35:24,158 --> 00:35:25,560
- He's working right now.

1126
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,928
He might meet us later.

1127
00:35:26,928 --> 00:35:28,730
- Oh, really?
- Bye, boys.

1128
00:35:28,730 --> 00:35:30,531
<i>- ♪ I know you don't think</i>
you can handle this ♪

1129
00:35:30,531 --> 00:35:32,333
<i>♪ Nah,</i>
you cannot handle this ♪

1130
00:35:32,333 --> 00:35:34,168
[machines whirring and buzzing]

1131
00:35:34,168 --> 00:35:36,104
- Aye, we made it!

1132
00:35:36,104 --> 00:35:37,305
- Here are your room keys.

1133
00:35:37,305 --> 00:35:38,306
- Oh, my God,
that's embarrassing.

1134
00:35:38,306 --> 00:35:39,540
Is he on all of them?

1135
00:35:39,540 --> 00:35:41,275
- Yes.
- Stop.

1136
00:35:41,275 --> 00:35:43,845
- Oh, my God, they have
our best friend on the card.

1137
00:35:43,845 --> 00:35:46,981
It's about to be a movie
in Atlantic City.

1138
00:35:46,981 --> 00:35:48,049
It's gonna be an amazing night.

1139
00:35:48,049 --> 00:35:49,050
- Wow, look at this, baby.

1140
00:35:49,050 --> 00:35:50,551
- This is fance.

1141
00:35:50,551 --> 00:35:51,819
- Where is the VIP?

1142
00:35:55,056 --> 00:35:57,492
- Oh, my God, my favorite,
macaroons.

1143
00:35:57,492 --> 00:35:58,693
<i>I'm blown away.</i>

1144
00:35:58,693 --> 00:36:00,161
Like, it's not a room,
it's a suite.

1145
00:36:00,161 --> 00:36:01,863
<i>And the views are incredible.</i>

1146
00:36:01,863 --> 00:36:03,598
Like, Pauly, you're bougie.

1147
00:36:03,598 --> 00:36:05,066
And I just feel
like a movie star.

1148
00:36:05,066 --> 00:36:06,467
<i>Tonight's gonna be</i>
so much fun.

1149
00:36:06,467 --> 00:36:08,970
- Three. [laughs]

1150
00:36:08,970 --> 00:36:10,271
[phone chimes]
- Ooh, Pauly.

1151
00:36:12,974 --> 00:36:15,977
<i>[rock music]</i>

1152
00:36:15,977 --> 00:36:17,812
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1153
00:36:17,812 --> 00:36:20,448
- What the hell
are you wearing?

1154
00:36:20,448 --> 00:36:21,816
[sighs]
Come on, Greased Lightning.

1155
00:36:21,816 --> 00:36:24,619
Let's go.
I mean, what is that?

1156
00:36:24,619 --> 00:36:26,187
Mike looks crazy.

1157
00:36:26,187 --> 00:36:27,455
Let's go, Fonzie.

1158
00:36:27,455 --> 00:36:29,424
<i>He looks like he's about</i>
to pull out

1159
00:36:29,424 --> 00:36:31,793
a switchblade
that's actually a comb

1160
00:36:31,793 --> 00:36:32,960
<i>and comb his hair.</i>

1161
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,929
This man is
the definition of extra.

1162
00:36:34,929 --> 00:36:36,230
- Yep.
- Oh, damn.

1163
00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:38,332
- Yep. I was trying to be
a little subtle tonight.

1164
00:36:38,332 --> 00:36:39,367
- I see that.

1165
00:36:39,367 --> 00:36:40,568
- OK?

1166
00:36:40,568 --> 00:36:42,103
<i>- ♪ Ooh-hoo ♪</i>

1167
00:36:46,441 --> 00:36:47,276
<i>- ♪ Know the sky's the limit ♪</i>

1168
00:36:47,276 --> 00:36:48,243
<i>♪ Going up ♪</i>

1169
00:36:48,243 --> 00:36:49,745
- Wow.

1170
00:36:49,745 --> 00:36:50,746
<i>- ♪ In the sky I'm livin',</i>
blowin' up ♪

1171
00:36:50,746 --> 00:36:51,914
<i>♪ They hatin' on me ♪</i>

1172
00:36:51,914 --> 00:36:54,116
- So this is how
the other half lives.

1173
00:36:54,116 --> 00:36:55,551
- There's a theater?

1174
00:36:55,551 --> 00:36:57,953
- I have never actually been
in a hotel room like this

1175
00:36:57,953 --> 00:36:59,521
ever in my life.

1176
00:36:59,521 --> 00:37:01,623
This hotel room is
definitely bigger

1177
00:37:01,623 --> 00:37:03,659
than most people's houses.

1178
00:37:03,659 --> 00:37:05,994
I want to be a president.

1179
00:37:05,994 --> 00:37:07,529
[doorbell rings]

1180
00:37:07,529 --> 00:37:10,532
Hello, let me answer
my presidential suite.

1181
00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:11,867
Hi.
- What up?

1182
00:37:11,867 --> 00:37:14,069
- Damn, this is
a beautiful foyer.

1183
00:37:14,069 --> 00:37:15,671
- Ooh, this looks fancy.

1184
00:37:15,671 --> 00:37:17,372
- Hi!
- Hi!

1185
00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:20,042
- Oh, my God,
look at this place.

1186
00:37:20,042 --> 00:37:22,411
- This is bigger than my house.
- This is, like, rich.

1187
00:37:22,411 --> 00:37:23,812
Hello?

1188
00:37:23,812 --> 00:37:25,814
- I'm back again.

1189
00:37:27,316 --> 00:37:29,985
- Hi, guys. Hi, everyone.

1190
00:37:29,985 --> 00:37:31,119
- [over bullhorn]
<i>Oh, hey, guys!</i>

1191
00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:33,055
[together]
Hey!

1192
00:37:33,055 --> 00:37:34,590
<i>- It was a little bit</i>
quiet in here,

1193
00:37:34,590 --> 00:37:36,658
<i>so I brought my megaphone</i>
if you guys missed me.

1194
00:37:36,658 --> 00:37:37,793
- Of course you did.

1195
00:37:37,793 --> 00:37:39,094
- Pauly, you're on my room key.

1196
00:37:39,094 --> 00:37:41,196
- Sam's back!
- Yeah, Sam's back.

1197
00:37:41,196 --> 00:37:42,664
- Angelina's back.
Oh, you never left.

1198
00:37:42,664 --> 00:37:44,299
<i>Positives about having</i>
a residency

1199
00:37:44,299 --> 00:37:45,500
in Atlantic City is,

1200
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,803
I get to see all
my East Coast family,

1201
00:37:47,803 --> 00:37:50,105
<i>my "Jersey Shore" crew</i>
can come check me out,

1202
00:37:50,105 --> 00:37:52,407
and it's like
the East Coast Vegas.

1203
00:37:52,407 --> 00:37:53,475
- Let's go to dinner!

1204
00:37:53,475 --> 00:37:56,144
- Let's go!
- Let's go!

1205
00:37:56,144 --> 00:37:59,414
- Look, I'm on the sign.
[crowd cheering]

1206
00:37:59,414 --> 00:38:02,284
[over bullhorn] <i>Come</i>
to Premier Nightclub tonight.

1207
00:38:02,284 --> 00:38:04,019
- Table for 17.

1208
00:38:04,019 --> 00:38:06,989
<i>[upbeat electronic music]</i>

1209
00:38:06,989 --> 00:38:07,990
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1210
00:38:07,990 --> 00:38:09,458
What's up? How you doing?

1211
00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:11,727
- Vinny, if I'm drinking,
you're drinking.

1212
00:38:11,727 --> 00:38:13,228
OK?
- You're drinking?

1213
00:38:13,228 --> 00:38:15,564
- Yes. I've been pregnant
for two years.

1214
00:38:15,564 --> 00:38:17,532
- I feel like this is
the one night you should drink.

1215
00:38:17,532 --> 00:38:20,636
- Drinking for me is
a means to an end.

1216
00:38:20,636 --> 00:38:25,107
Usually, it's ending
with me [bleep].

1217
00:38:25,107 --> 00:38:26,808
- What's [bleep]?
- [bleep] a [bleep].

1218
00:38:26,808 --> 00:38:28,410
- Why do you know
what that means?

1219
00:38:28,410 --> 00:38:29,645
- [laughing] Oh, my God.

1220
00:38:29,645 --> 00:38:32,247
- Why is my husband giving
you a high five?

1221
00:38:32,247 --> 00:38:35,984
[together]
Oh!

1222
00:38:35,984 --> 00:38:37,519
- The Buckners are fighting!

1223
00:38:37,519 --> 00:38:38,854
- We don't fight.

1224
00:38:38,854 --> 00:38:40,889
- We fight.
- Only when Chris is backed up.

1225
00:38:40,889 --> 00:38:42,858
They've been fighting all trip.

1226
00:38:42,858 --> 00:38:44,292
- I'm backed up, that's why.

1227
00:38:44,292 --> 00:38:47,129
[together] Oh!
- I'm backed up.

1228
00:38:47,129 --> 00:38:49,297
- Chris, you're
in the doghouse again.

1229
00:38:49,297 --> 00:38:51,533
It all goes downhill
from here, huh, Angeliner?

1230
00:38:51,533 --> 00:38:52,701
- That's it.
- Yup.

1231
00:38:52,701 --> 00:38:54,436
- There's no drama,
which is amazing.

1232
00:38:54,436 --> 00:38:55,671
No one's fighting.

1233
00:38:55,671 --> 00:38:57,806
<i>So I think this is</i>
a perfect chance

1234
00:38:57,806 --> 00:39:00,842
<i>to open up to the roommates</i>
and just explain to them

1235
00:39:00,842 --> 00:39:02,411
what's actually going on
in my life.

1236
00:39:02,411 --> 00:39:04,212
Remember in Solvang,
I was like,

1237
00:39:04,212 --> 00:39:05,847
"I don't really know,
like, if that's my dad."

1238
00:39:05,847 --> 00:39:07,249
- About your father?

1239
00:39:07,249 --> 00:39:11,253
- After New Orleans,
I actually took my DNA test.

1240
00:39:11,253 --> 00:39:12,354
And it came back.

1241
00:39:12,354 --> 00:39:13,555
He's not my dad.

1242
00:39:13,555 --> 00:39:15,023
<i>[dramatic musical sting]</i>

1243
00:39:15,023 --> 00:39:16,925
- Oh, my God.
- So--I know.

1244
00:39:16,925 --> 00:39:19,361
- I'm sorry.
- You told me this.

1245
00:39:19,361 --> 00:39:20,962
- Yeah.
- You kind of had a feeling.

1246
00:39:20,962 --> 00:39:22,964
- I had a feeling.
- Damn, I'm sorry, Ange.

1247
00:39:22,964 --> 00:39:23,965
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

1248
00:39:23,965 --> 00:39:26,301
- So, like, I need advice,

1249
00:39:26,301 --> 00:39:29,004
'cause I know we all kind of
went through some [bleep].

1250
00:39:29,004 --> 00:39:31,273
- Like, my mom--
were you a closed adoption?

1251
00:39:31,273 --> 00:39:33,375
My mom was a closed adoption.
- Mm-mm.

1252
00:39:33,375 --> 00:39:35,744
- You know who yours are?
- No, I never looked.

1253
00:39:35,744 --> 00:39:37,679
- I didn't know I had a sister
until I was seven.

1254
00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:39,481
- So both
your sisters are half?

1255
00:39:39,481 --> 00:39:40,582
- Half-sisters, yeah.

1256
00:39:40,582 --> 00:39:42,150
The father
I thought was my father,

1257
00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:43,752
that is their father.

1258
00:39:43,752 --> 00:39:45,721
- Doesn't make you
any different, though.

1259
00:39:45,721 --> 00:39:47,189
- No.
- We also said that.

1260
00:39:47,189 --> 00:39:49,224
- We're family.
Family's not blood.

1261
00:39:49,224 --> 00:39:51,493
- I'm not Vinny's father,
but he calls me Daddy.

1262
00:39:51,493 --> 00:39:52,661
- Yeah, that's real.

1263
00:39:52,661 --> 00:39:54,763
- You are blood
with your sisters.

1264
00:39:54,763 --> 00:39:56,264
Who cares if it's half?
- Oh, I know.

1265
00:39:56,264 --> 00:39:57,432
They will always be my sisters.

1266
00:39:57,432 --> 00:39:58,767
- Me and my sister
are only half.

1267
00:39:58,767 --> 00:40:01,369
- I know.
But that's crazy, right?

1268
00:40:01,369 --> 00:40:03,438
<i>- This cannot be easy.</i>

1269
00:40:03,438 --> 00:40:06,708
I can't imagine what Angelina's
going through right now.

1270
00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:08,410
That's just awful.

1271
00:40:08,410 --> 00:40:10,011
- It's like, what if?
What if I would have, like,

1272
00:40:10,011 --> 00:40:11,446
known, like, my real dad?

1273
00:40:11,446 --> 00:40:12,948
- You can't go backwards.
- I know.

1274
00:40:12,948 --> 00:40:14,850
- You have to go forward.
- I know.

1275
00:40:14,850 --> 00:40:16,952
- Just appreciate the life
that you had.

1276
00:40:16,952 --> 00:40:20,388
<i>- I'm so glad right now</i>
that Jenni and I made up.

1277
00:40:20,388 --> 00:40:22,390
<i>She's being really sweet</i>
about my dad.

1278
00:40:22,390 --> 00:40:23,759
And that's amazing.

1279
00:40:23,759 --> 00:40:25,193
Like, I need that right now.

1280
00:40:25,193 --> 00:40:26,795
<i>I need all the support</i>
I can get.

1281
00:40:26,795 --> 00:40:28,163
I'm very lucky.

1282
00:40:28,163 --> 00:40:30,665
- Whatever you need to do,
do for you

1283
00:40:30,665 --> 00:40:33,502
and what makes you be able
to move on.

1284
00:40:33,502 --> 00:40:34,636
- Yeah.
- Right?

1285
00:40:34,636 --> 00:40:36,838
<i>- ♪ Get me going ♪</i>

1286
00:40:36,838 --> 00:40:39,508
<i>♪ Bye-bye ♪</i>

1287
00:40:39,508 --> 00:40:41,877
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1288
00:40:43,312 --> 00:40:45,147
- DJ Pauly, make some noise!

1289
00:40:45,147 --> 00:40:46,215
- Meatball down!

1290
00:40:46,215 --> 00:40:47,650
- Everybody else come?
- No.

1291
00:40:47,650 --> 00:40:50,052
You're the only one.
- Are you [bleep] kidding me?

1292
00:40:50,052 --> 00:40:52,188
She lives right here, bro.
- It is what it is.

1293
00:40:52,188 --> 00:40:54,924
- The first moment she gets
to throw us girls

1294
00:40:54,924 --> 00:40:56,359
under the bus, she does it.

1295
00:40:56,359 --> 00:40:57,827
- I felt like
some people could have

1296
00:40:57,827 --> 00:40:59,495
changed their [bleep] around,
honestly.

1297
00:40:59,495 --> 00:41:00,496
- No, I'm done.

1298
00:41:00,496 --> 00:41:01,897
I'm [bleep] done with her.