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- ♪ MTV ♪
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- It's [bleep] up.
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- So her father
is not her father?
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- I'm willing to bring back
The Investigation.
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- Yeah.
- I think we should do a--
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- Family fun trip--
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- To Orlando!
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- I'm gonna look funny
in this, man.
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- I was thinking
Margaritaville.
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- Perfect.
- Hi.
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- This is a big deal.
- Did everybody else come?
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- No, you're the only one.
- Are you [bleep] kidding me?
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- But you'll hear it
if you don't send a invite.
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- Mike said Angelina's
deliberately
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making you look bad
and she is not your friend.
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- Wow.
- Don't cry over this [bleep].
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- No, this is
[bleep] frustrating.
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- I know.
- Oh, my God.
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Tried to have
a nice charcuterie.
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- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
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♪ Let's party, get loud ♪
- Yeah, buddy!
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- ♪ If you wanna have fun ♪
- Party's here!
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- The Situation
is under construction.
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- We're so classy now.
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- On the seventh day,
it'll be lit.
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- Get the frig out of here,
you crazy!
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- Um, hello?
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- I'm still the sweetest bitch
you'll ever meet.
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- ♪ If you wanna have fun,
then do something crazy ♪
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- ♪ Uh, please believe
my team is strong ♪
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♪ Everybody wanna talk
about once, but that's... ♪
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- Honey, do you got
a little stirrer?
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Because somebody's
stirring the pot.
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- Is it you or is it her?
- I think it was her at first.
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- Oh, okay.
- I think it was her at first.
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- Mike is telling me
there's been a lot of drama.
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Angelina was calling out
the girls
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for not showing up
to Lauren's store opening.
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Mike telling Jenni that
Angelina was talking [bleep].
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- Listen,
the truth is the truth.
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- Now we have a whole mess
on our hands
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right before
the "family fun trip."
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Situation always finds a lot
of things
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that come across your desk,
and you had a choice to make.
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You said, "Am I gonna not bring
this up to the girls,
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or am I gonna tell them?"
- Yes. So--
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- [sighs]
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- I don't lie.
- You don't lie.
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- I don't lie.
- So you had to tell Jenni.
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Any time Mike tells Jenni
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that Angelina was talking smack
about her,
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there's gonna be a problem.
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- JWOWW was like, "Excuse me,
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do you mind
if I say something about this?"
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- Then he wants Angelina
to keep her name out
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her [bleep] mouth.
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- Ooh, nice.
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- ♪ Never see me pushed over ♪
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♪ Best get looking like
a four-leaf clover ♪
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♪ Didn't come to take part,
we came to take over ♪
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- She gives a [bleep] when
she has a spotlight to show,
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"Oh, look at me.
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I showed up,
but nobody else did."
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- I'm saying
exactly what I said.
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I thought it was
a little weird.
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- Today was supposed to be
a fun girls' day.
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You have to talk [bleep].
- How am I talking [bleep]?
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I'm just speaking the facts.
- What's the facts?
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- What facts?
- That I couldn't make it.
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- Charcuterie board, drinking,
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like, a nice, fun girls' day.
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- I can't even get
my nails done, Angelina.
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I have no time to myself.
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- But, of course, it has
to turn into this [bleep].
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- The [bleep] are we doing?
This ain't no therapy session.
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This is
a charcuterie [bleep] party.
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- Yeah, sick charcuterie party.
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- It's just too much.
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Like, I don't understand
why we all can't get along.
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- You threw us under the bus.
- First of all--first of all--
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- You made it shady.
We're over it.
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- This is messy.
- I'm making it so clear.
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- Come on.
- The same as the brunch.
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We are not friends
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because it is
so [bleep] damaging.
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- Here it is.
- Nobody wants you here.
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- Okay.
- Stop playing
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that you can [bleep] sit there,
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talk [bleep],
and get away with it,
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'cause what we're gonna do...
- I was stating facts about--
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- Is I'm gonna call you out now
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every [bleep] single time.
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- You just tried
to throw me under the bus.
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- It's not throwing you
under the bus.
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I'm [bleep] stating facts. Hi.
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I'm stating facts. Again.
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- If I'm hearing something
that you're talking about
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my character--
- So you gonna listen to Mike?
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You're gonna listen
to [bleep] Mike over me?
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Mike said the same thing
but in a different way,
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and he was just too scared
to tell Jenni
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that he was hurt by her.
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I feel like everyone
should be here right now.
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- I'm still allowed to be
a little upset--that's all--
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'cause I would have loved for
them to be here, that's all.
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- Why am I getting
thrown under [bleep]?
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- We all--
- Because--
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- When I'm speaking
[bleep] truthful [bleep]?
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- But you always have
to play the victim.
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- Oh, so Mike's innocent
in this, and he--
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- I'm not--no,
I'm talking with you.
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- Okay, give me
a [bleep] break.
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He plays this [bleep] game--
- We're not talking--
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- We're not talking about Mike.
[all arguing]
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- This is about you.
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- The fact that Angelina
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is digging her feet in
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and saying that she is
not wrong for saying,
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"Oh, that was weird.
You should have made it,"
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that's what's setting me off.
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- I don't trust you.
You probably don't trust me.
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And that's fine.
We can be people
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that see each other out
and have a good [bleep] time,
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but that's what it is.
I think we'll have
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a lot less problems
if we just have a good time.
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- I think we're gonna have
a lot less problems
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if I don't speak.
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- We need to get
to the bottom of this.
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I would love to see
if Mike is still, like,
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that little snake who likes
to create some issues.
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- This thing that
just happened now
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is disrupting the vacation.
- Yes.
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- Mike stirs the pot,
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but Angelina
definitely trash-talks.
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I don't know what goes on
because I haven't been here.
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I'm gonna wait and see
what really went down
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before I make any judgments
on anybody.
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- I'm gonna be very quiet
from now on.
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- Is this is what you guys do
all the time?
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[laughs]
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- Welcome to the [bleep] show
twilight zone.
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- [sighs]
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- Nacho party next.
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- This whole
little miscommunication
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or this beef is making people
feel bad
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'cause they think
Lauren feels bad.
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They think I feel bad.
They think Angelina's trying
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to mess with our friendship,
trying to mess with all this.
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And then Ange is
over here like,
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"Why did you say something?"
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- Which all that what
you just said is the truth.
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[both laugh]
- Yes.
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- You're like, you guys do feel
a little bad.
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- Yeah.
- Angelina is trying
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to [bleep] mess
with everyone's friendship.
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She was finding a little bit
of something true
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but, like, instigating it.
- Yes, yes.
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- You know what I mean?
Like, blowing it up more.
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- Yes.
- It's just interesting
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that we have the trip.
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[both laugh]
- Yes.
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- All this drama makes me think
that Pauly has the right idea.
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- Yeah, buddy.
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- Pauly's on his world tour.
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- I love tour
this time of year.
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- And now he
has multiple residencies
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across the country,
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so he doesn't have to deal
with the drama.
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So Pauly's lucky.
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This [bleep] can get messy.
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You're gonna have
a lot of sit-down.
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- Yes, it is a minor molehill
in the scheme of things.
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- [laughs]
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- It is what it is, guys.
It is what it is.
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- Yes.
- I don't know why
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all the girls took Mike's bait
again because...
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they know he likes
to [bleep]-stir everything
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in his life.
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And I'm just--I'm disgusted.
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- All right. Well, I'm good.
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[laughs] I guess I'll just le--
- Want to head out?
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- Yeah.
- I appreciate--
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Never mind. [laughs]
I'm just gonna go.
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- Okay. Bye-bye.
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- Same. I'll walk out with you.
- Okay.
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- All right.
Bye, guys.
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- Love you.
- Love you.
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- Enjoy, meatball.
- Bye.
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Bye, Ange. I'll see ya.
- Bye.
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Bye, Ange. I'll see ya.
- Bye.
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- So long.
- Bye, guys.
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- Have a good night.
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- See you in Florida.
- See you in Florida.
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- Ooh, I could actually
maybe go for a Stromboli
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at this point.
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- Mm-hmm.
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[punchy percussive music]
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- I just can't get outta here
quick enough.
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Now we gotta go
to Orlando like this.
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[gags] Is the best
way to put it.
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- Hi.
- You all right?
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- [tearfully] No.
- What's up?
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- I, uh...
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[sighs] I just had,
like, a moment.
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I didn't think coming here,
this was gonna be a thing.
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Like, I literally went
to his events.
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- Ange, at the end of the day,
I don't--
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I don't care.
- You know how Sitch is.
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He's been like this--
- I do.
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I definitely think
Mike's an instigator.
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He always is.
- He's riled all you guys up.
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Mike [bleep] me over so bad.
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I'll never trust Mike again.
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Honestly, it's sad.
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Do you see what he did?
He made it--
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- But you're involved in it.
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- He's [bleep] doing
this again.
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- I'm not doubting
that Mike isn't instigating.
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This is Mike now
we're talking about too.
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Like, I know him.
- This is who he is.
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He literally spun this.
He's an asshole.
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- But we'll have a discussion
with him separate.
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- No, no one's having
a discussion with him.
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He gets away with it.
I'm not doing it.
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I can't.
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- This was really fun.
- Yes.
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- I can't wait to do it again.
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Like, she can't just see
we're upset and just be like,
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"I'm sorry I said that
and hurt your feelings."
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But it's like, okay,
like, Mike's upset
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we weren't there.
Like, I get it.
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To say, "Yeah, that's weird.
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Why didn't they move
their schedules to come here?"
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- We will talk to Mike.
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- Like God forbid, like,
you did something wrong
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and we're upset about it?
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- Maybe I came off strong.
I'll admit.
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- Thank you.
- I maybe did.
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There it is!
Let me give it to you straight,
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'cause you're getting
your story a little twisted.
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I have a business!
242
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Do you know what it's like
to run a business?
243
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You wouldn't
'cause you don't have one.
244
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But when I hear things, like,
245
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when people talk about me--
I was being defensive.
246
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- Yeah, how did you find out
all this stuff?
247
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- Hearsay.
So I wanna wait and see.
248
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I'm gonna trust him 'cause--
listen, I know Mike too.
249
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I know there's things
that are said.
250
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I definitely think there's more
to this conversation
251
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than just the side I heard,
252
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which is why I'm like,
"I'll wait and see."
253
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My friendship with you--
254
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I'm not gonna just cut you off
for this.
255
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I don't want to.
- [cries]
256
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- You know what I'm saying?
257
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- And then for her to be like,
258
00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:08,121
"Well, I switched around things
with my nephew."
259
00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,323
I can't switch things around
with my kids.
260
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Last time I brought CJ
to an event,
261
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he was like,
"I wanna go home, Mommy.
262
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I wanna go home."
263
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If I'm at Lauren's event,
264
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they're not taken care of.
265
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I have to take care
of both my kids.
266
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They're gonna be running
around, touching things,
267
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pulling things off the hangers.
268
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Like, it wouldn't be fun
for anybody.
269
00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:26,840
- But the fact that we have
to defend that...
270
00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,441
- Like, it's crazy.
- To her.
271
00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:29,943
- At the end of the day...
- I can't take this.
272
00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,711
- When you're hearing
bad things about you,
273
00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:33,380
it's not a good feeling,
and then--
274
00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,748
- Sam, I've been hearing
bad things about me
275
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for a long time.
276
00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,552
- Everybody makes mistakes.
I make mistakes.
277
00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:39,753
- Everyone makes mistakes,
278
00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:41,154
but do they own up
to their mistakes?
279
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Does Mike own up to his mistake
that he just did?
280
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He just riled everybody up.
281
00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,426
- Maybe Florida
will be different.
282
00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:48,328
- I just don't think I can
be myself here anymore.
283
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I just can't talk.
I can't say anything.
284
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[Rupert Pope and Giles
Palmer's "Damage"]
285
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- ♪ Don't bring your trouble
here no more ♪
286
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- The [bleep] shade.
287
00:08:57,504 --> 00:09:01,141
- ♪ You know the damage
is done ♪
288
00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:04,144
- Who is your daddy,
and what does he do?
289
00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:07,213
The Investigation has
been working, baby.
290
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,949
This man right here has come up
a couple times.
291
00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,984
- No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
292
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,919
Here we are, Orlando.
293
00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:16,723
- Cheers to a drama-free
family fun trip.
294
00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,192
I don't know who's coming,
but I'm just glad we made it.
295
00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:20,527
- There's gonna be now--
296
00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:21,861
Angelina's gonna fight
with Mike about this.
297
00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:23,463
- Is this what we're
we're going into today?
298
00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,098
- Yep. Yep.
That's gonna be a big one.
299
00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,000
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
300
00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,709
[mellow percussive music]
301
00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,211
- So are you ready
for the trip?
302
00:09:37,211 --> 00:09:38,779
- I can't wait for the trip.
303
00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,781
Talk about fun things
that are happening.
304
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,983
- There is, like,
clubs all over the place.
305
00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:47,054
There's theme parks, so many
places to take family photos.
306
00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,856
- Cute.
- It was a long day.
307
00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,057
Go home. Relax.
308
00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,959
- I can't go to Florida.
I can't do this.
309
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,260
- Come on the trip 'cause
I would like your man
310
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,628
to meet my man
and it'll be fun.
311
00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:55,762
We're gonna have
a good time together.
312
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,097
- Sam, you came back.
I leave.
313
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,665
- No. Oh, my God. Stop.
314
00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:01,168
- If I had a dollar for every
time I went on these trips,
315
00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,604
and I knew I was gonna walk
into drama,
316
00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,072
I'd be [bleep] a billionaire
right now.
317
00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:06,306
I'd be like Elon Musk.
318
00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,208
I mean, I'd own Tesla.
319
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,110
Like, it's every [bleep] time.
320
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,778
- It's just actions
that were made
321
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,413
that weren't in the best light
for you.
322
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,882
And it can be fixed.
323
00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,283
So just stop.
- It can't be fixed.
324
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,152
It hasn't been fixed in years.
325
00:10:18,152 --> 00:10:20,154
- ♪ Safe to say I'm hot now ♪
326
00:10:20,154 --> 00:10:21,788
♪ You're mine ♪
327
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,691
♪ You mine ♪
328
00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,560
- Angelina's gonna be mad
at you now.
329
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,262
- I don't know if I have
any part in that.
330
00:10:28,262 --> 00:10:29,530
- Nah, I don't think so.
- Oh, no.
331
00:10:29,530 --> 00:10:30,631
- I think you're--
I think you're just...
332
00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,566
- No.
- Clean as a whistle.
333
00:10:32,566 --> 00:10:36,904
- I don't know how things have
gotten so crazy so quickly.
334
00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:39,806
But The Situation
is not that serious.
335
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,942
We're talking about
who didn't show up
336
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,544
at my wife's store opening.
337
00:10:43,544 --> 00:10:46,413
- So what's it gonna be like
in Orlando now
338
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,949
because you're gonna have
to deal with the repercussions?
339
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,718
- Yeah, I know.
There is a possibility
340
00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:56,156
there'll be less smoke
because the guy
341
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,192
that she's gonna have
a sit-down with
342
00:10:58,192 --> 00:11:00,093
found her faja.
343
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,295
- That would be good.
You could be like,
344
00:11:01,295 --> 00:11:02,496
"Listen,
I know you're mad at me"...
345
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:04,531
- But--
- "Here's your [bleep] dad."
346
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,133
- So maybe she'll just forget
about this.
347
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,267
- I don't think so.
348
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,569
- Well, I want you
to follow me.
349
00:11:08,569 --> 00:11:10,204
- Let's do it. Okay.
350
00:11:10,204 --> 00:11:13,574
- Listen, The Investigation
has been working, baby.
351
00:11:13,574 --> 00:11:15,275
And I'm gonna show you
something
352
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,543
that I've been working on.
353
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,345
This is one
of my finest works,
354
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,481
and I'm very excited
to show Vinny my presentation.
355
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,350
Here is the easel.
- [gasps]
356
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,918
The boards!
- And the board.
357
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,721
- We've seen The Investigation
get very messy.
358
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,856
Angelina, have you met
my friend The Investigation?
359
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,492
- There was tons of messiness
out in the streets.
360
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:33,894
- What is this [bleep]?
361
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:37,297
- Who is your daddy
and what does he do?
362
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,532
- I think now Mike says,
you know,
363
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,434
maybe he could whip out
The Investigation
364
00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:43,103
for a positive reason,
and I'm about it.
365
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,304
- The boards are back.
366
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,173
The Investigation is
in the building.
367
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,008
Angelina Pivarnick is here.
368
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:51,011
This investigation all started
with a DNA test,
369
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,680
and it showed her father
was not her father.
370
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,249
- He's 100% not my father.
371
00:11:55,249 --> 00:11:56,416
It's been really bad.
372
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:59,653
- This DNA test
led us right here,
373
00:11:59,653 --> 00:12:01,121
which is the Island of Staten.
374
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,990
- Staten Island
is a small island.
375
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:06,293
Perhaps maybe one
of my older family members
376
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,262
can know Angelina's father.
377
00:12:08,262 --> 00:12:10,797
- I do agree.
- Angelina's father
378
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:14,001
probably looks like
a typical Staten Island guy
379
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,836
that's, like, out of shape,
hairy chest,
380
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:19,172
that curses once
every four words spoken.
381
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,608
But so does all
of Staten Island.
382
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,510
So that's gonna be hard
to narrow down.
383
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,813
- I have a subject
that has come up a few times.
384
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,883
I'm not sure
if he is the father or not.
385
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,652
But this man right here has
come up a couple of times.
386
00:12:31,652 --> 00:12:33,153
- Hey, be careful.
387
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,656
- Uncle Nino has run amok
in Staten Island.
388
00:12:35,656 --> 00:12:37,424
- I see your balls.
[bell dings]
389
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,725
- Nothing like a good cigar.
390
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:39,926
[laughs]
391
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,094
Oh, my.
392
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,397
Get the [bleep] up.
What the--oh.
393
00:12:43,397 --> 00:12:44,398
I don't give a--
[bell dinging]
394
00:12:44,398 --> 00:12:47,434
- The probability?
395
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,269
Okay? I have to put him
on the board.
396
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,805
- What? I had sex
with my relative?
397
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,674
- Maybe, yeah.
398
00:12:56,543 --> 00:13:00,414
This man, as well,
has come across my desk.
399
00:13:00,414 --> 00:13:01,581
This is Gene Simmons.
- Gene Simmons?
400
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:02,949
- Gene Simmons, yes.
- Why?
401
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,484
- He has ran through
Staten Island pretty much.
402
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,086
- Damn.
I see the resemblance.
403
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,422
- Someone else that has come up
in our search--
404
00:13:08,422 --> 00:13:10,290
- No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
405
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,626
I mean, she may have called me
"Daddy,"
406
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:13,727
but I'm not her father.
407
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:16,229
- Yes.
No matter how unlikely,
408
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,732
I have to put up all...
- Possibilities.
409
00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:20,167
- Of the possibilities, yeah.
410
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,535
- Okay, now you're just
making [bleep] up.
411
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:23,937
- The presentation really
doesn't lead anywhere,
412
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,405
but it sounds very nice.
413
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,307
- As much as I love
The Investigation,
414
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,742
we need some professional help.
415
00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:30,510
- I believe
that she's on her way.
416
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,312
- I don't think
this board solved anything.
417
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,781
- I may have went as far
as I can go.
418
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,550
- [laughs]
You didn't go anywhere.
419
00:13:42,156 --> 00:13:43,824
[Laplace's
"My Blood Runs Cold"]
420
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:48,095
- ♪ Ooh, my blood runs cold
in the darkest night ♪
421
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,798
♪ Night ♪
422
00:13:50,798 --> 00:13:51,899
- [sighs]
423
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,033
That was really bad,
424
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,201
that whole thing
that just happened.
425
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:58,139
It was really...
426
00:13:58,139 --> 00:14:00,441
for Jenni to be like,
"Nobody likes you,"
427
00:14:00,441 --> 00:14:02,443
like, that's like--that--
you don't say that to somebody.
428
00:14:02,443 --> 00:14:04,945
Like, that was what
she really feels.
429
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,614
Hey, I was just
gonna call you.
430
00:14:06,614 --> 00:14:08,082
I don't need this in my life.
431
00:14:08,082 --> 00:14:10,384
Jenni literally was like,
"Nobody wants you here.
432
00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:13,020
Nobody likes you, and we don't
wanna [bleep] with you anymore."
433
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,060
[upbeat rock music]
- [gasps]
434
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,563
♪ ♪
435
00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:24,365
That's right. They kicked
the Green Ranger out
436
00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:26,300
of the Power Rangers.
437
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,469
- I feel like I don't give
myself enough credit
438
00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:30,171
'cause I'm actually strong
as [bleep].
439
00:14:30,171 --> 00:14:34,875
I have bigger things to, like,
think about in my life.
440
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:39,013
I can't--I don't wanna keep
doing this over and over.
441
00:14:39,013 --> 00:14:40,648
[Rankz's "Fly High"]
442
00:14:40,648 --> 00:14:42,616
- ♪ Anything I see
I just buy, no cap ♪
443
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:44,318
♪ And we livin',
now I'm on the rise again ♪
444
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,153
- Okay, I know we've narrowed
down our search,
445
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,655
but I think that
with the genealogist,
446
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:50,057
we can really narrow down who--
447
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,692
- Is the daddy.
- Exactly.
448
00:14:51,692 --> 00:14:54,762
The Investigation has put
together a ton of evidence,
449
00:14:54,762 --> 00:14:58,499
but now it is time to bring
in the big guns.
450
00:14:58,499 --> 00:15:00,234
- Hi.
- Hey. How are you?
451
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,002
Mike "The Investigation."
How are you?
452
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,304
- [laughs]
Nice to meet you, Mike.
453
00:15:03,304 --> 00:15:05,306
- I'm Vinny. Just Vinny.
- Hi, Vinny.
454
00:15:05,306 --> 00:15:07,541
- If you don't mind,
if you can take off your shoes.
455
00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:08,943
- Not at all.
456
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,815
- Look, look. You--you--listen.
457
00:15:14,815 --> 00:15:16,417
Listen--
458
00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:21,622
- Okay.
- So you are a genealogist?
459
00:15:21,622 --> 00:15:23,924
- I'm an
"investigative genealogist,"
460
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,694
private investigator.
- Oh, my God. Stop it.
461
00:15:26,694 --> 00:15:29,530
- So I work for people
that are adopted,
462
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,432
looking for a child
they gave up,
463
00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:32,633
looking for a father.
464
00:15:32,633 --> 00:15:34,768
That's my area of expertise.
- Okay.
465
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:38,572
So our bestie here,
Angelina Pivarnick,
466
00:15:38,572 --> 00:15:41,141
she recently took a DNA test.
467
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:44,678
And to her surprise,
she had found out
468
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:47,381
that her father was not
her real father, outta nowhere.
469
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,849
- Did she suspect ever or--
470
00:15:48,849 --> 00:15:51,986
- I mean, she said
that she suspected.
471
00:15:51,986 --> 00:15:53,387
- Had a gut--
- Yes.
472
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,222
Our searches have led to this.
473
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,291
We don't know where to go.
- Mm-hmm.
474
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:58,659
- I'm not surprised
475
00:15:58,659 --> 00:16:00,327
that this board hasn't
really helped anything.
476
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,029
Just Mike being stupid.
477
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,597
But I have a lot
of faith in Pamela.
478
00:16:03,597 --> 00:16:06,433
- We feel that if you can
point us in the right direction
479
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,068
and we can work together
480
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,704
that we can solve
this situation
481
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:13,607
and put this case to rest.
482
00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:15,442
- That's what I do best.
- Yes.
483
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,978
Also so you know,
I have spoken to Angelina,
484
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,179
and I got her permission.
485
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,048
I got a lot of resources
in the streets,
486
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:24,018
and I am willing to bring back
The Investigation.
487
00:16:24,018 --> 00:16:26,020
- Okay.
- I think that's very important
488
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,454
because I wouldn't do the case
489
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,323
without her permission,
to be honest.
490
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:31,659
- Thank you.
- So where do we start
491
00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:32,793
with step one?
492
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:34,395
- So the first thing
I'm gonna do
493
00:16:34,395 --> 00:16:35,929
is go into the DNA.
494
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:38,098
And then the key to doing DNA
495
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,467
is finding
the common denominator.
496
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,935
Here is the common person
497
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,637
that everyone
is branching off of.
498
00:16:43,637 --> 00:16:47,775
- So is there a chance
that we come across a dead end
499
00:16:47,775 --> 00:16:50,010
and my sidekick here can say,
500
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,346
"You are not"--
- "The father."
501
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:53,781
Yeah.
- I have to tell you,
502
00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:55,716
my success rate
is really high--
503
00:16:55,716 --> 00:16:57,584
both: Ooh!
- So--
504
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,586
- So there might not be
that opportunity.
505
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,755
- My question is,
in your opinion,
506
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:03,257
'cause you know her
really well,
507
00:17:03,257 --> 00:17:05,559
is she ready for any outcome?
508
00:17:05,559 --> 00:17:06,827
- Well, that's another thing.
509
00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:09,330
We could come across some--
510
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:10,764
- Like she said, "Any outcome."
- Results that are--
511
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,333
some results that are unsavory,
you know?
512
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:15,002
And if we come across something
that we don't believe
513
00:17:15,002 --> 00:17:17,171
we should present,
514
00:17:17,171 --> 00:17:18,739
then maybe we shouldn't,
you know?
515
00:17:18,739 --> 00:17:21,375
- That's tough because
the truth is the truth.
516
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,444
So everyone deserves the truth.
- Ooh, I like that.
517
00:17:23,444 --> 00:17:26,180
- Right? I mean,
she might not like who we find.
518
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:29,950
It happens, so as long
as she's emotionally ready,
519
00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:31,819
I'll help you.
- Uh...
520
00:17:31,819 --> 00:17:34,021
- Well, 'cause that scares me
if she's not.
521
00:17:34,021 --> 00:17:35,756
- She's not
the most emotionally stable
522
00:17:35,756 --> 00:17:37,157
person alive.
523
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,325
- She's very unpredictable.
524
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,760
I did get the permission.
525
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,595
She said she wants to do it.
526
00:17:41,595 --> 00:17:43,864
She did say
that between all of us
527
00:17:43,864 --> 00:17:45,499
that we would have
the wherewithal
528
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,067
to see this to the end.
529
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,002
- Okay.
- So, like, do you have access
530
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:51,205
to the DNA tests out there?
- So no.
531
00:17:51,205 --> 00:17:53,907
You're gonna have
to give me access to the DNA.
532
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,042
- Oh.
- Okay.
533
00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:56,176
- So you're gonna have
to give me
534
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,779
her username and sign-on so--
535
00:17:58,779 --> 00:18:00,447
- Okay, I think I can do that.
536
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,116
The thing is, there would
just happen to be
537
00:18:02,116 --> 00:18:05,052
a little disagreement
recently--yesterday.
538
00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:06,620
- Oh, my God. She doesn't care.
- Oh.
539
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,155
- It just came up
out of nowhere.
540
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,290
- Oh, my God.
- Angelina showed up recently
541
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,326
to, uh,
my wife's store opening.
542
00:18:12,326 --> 00:18:14,461
But as soon as she showed up
she said, uh,
543
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,029
"They're supposed
to be your friends, right?"
544
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:17,197
- Oh, my God--
- I don't know.
545
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,365
- Can we stick
to the topic at hand
546
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,666
and finding her father?
- [laughs]
547
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,869
- He's bringing this up now?
Classic Mike.
548
00:18:21,869 --> 00:18:24,004
- I love the fact that she
supported and she came.
549
00:18:24,004 --> 00:18:26,240
But when she came, the content
of the conversation
550
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,508
kind of made me feel some type
of way 'cause--
551
00:18:27,508 --> 00:18:28,642
- It's negative.
552
00:18:28,642 --> 00:18:30,043
- 'Cause the other girls
were there.
553
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:31,979
- I mean, Pamela's gotta
be like, "What the [bleep]?"
554
00:18:31,979 --> 00:18:34,281
- But yesterday,
my neighbor came over.
555
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,517
And my neighbor is JWOWW, okay?
- Oh.
556
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:38,318
- She lives down the street.
- They live 14 minutes away.
557
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,000
- Like, three minutes away.
He's such a hater.
558
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,654
- Like, three minutes away.
He's such a hater.
559
00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:42,623
- It's so cringe.
560
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:45,759
- So you might not be able
to get the password on the DNA?
561
00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:46,960
- No, I think I can.
562
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,262
I'll find a way to get
the password.
563
00:18:48,262 --> 00:18:49,763
- Okay.
- So I'm thinking
564
00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:52,399
that if we can accomplish this,
565
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:55,369
the little beef that might be
out in the streets,
566
00:18:55,369 --> 00:18:56,837
we could just--just forget
about it.
567
00:18:56,837 --> 00:18:58,806
- Mike, you met this woman
five seconds ago.
568
00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:01,008
- Fine.
- Go get a therapist. Like--
569
00:19:01,008 --> 00:19:03,143
- So when I told JWOWW
about it, my neighbor,
570
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,845
who--we're all very close,
571
00:19:04,845 --> 00:19:07,147
she went back today
and told Angelina,
572
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,817
"Why would you do that?"
- Anyway, the father.
573
00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:12,252
- Hey, what's going on?
574
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,057
How you feeling? Still bad?
- Mm.
575
00:19:17,057 --> 00:19:19,159
[sighs]
I'm just so drained, babe.
576
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,360
- Been a long day, huh?
577
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,063
- This was a very bad day
for me.
578
00:19:23,063 --> 00:19:26,166
All right.
So I went to Mike's event.
579
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:30,003
I did it for them.
I did it to be a friend.
580
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,705
And this is what he did to me?
581
00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:33,707
The whole thing is crazy
'cause he told me
582
00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:37,010
he wanted to help me find
my dad the same day.
583
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,512
And he did this to me.
584
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,180
- I'd like to think the
intentions of that were good,
585
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,182
but I don't know how
he's showing that
586
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,084
by doing something
like this here.
587
00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:47,087
- Here I am opening up
about my father stuff,
588
00:19:47,087 --> 00:19:49,490
and then you go ahead
and you do that to me?
589
00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:51,992
He didn't tell them
his feelings.
590
00:19:51,992 --> 00:19:54,628
He felt horrible.
- I don't get it.
591
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,763
- You wanted to save face
for yourself.
592
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,565
And Mike should be ashamed
of himself.
593
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,235
- I would think that after all
the BS that you and Mike
594
00:20:01,235 --> 00:20:03,504
keep butting heads
and dealing with [bleep],
595
00:20:03,504 --> 00:20:06,340
he wouldn't wanna, you know,
start [bleep] with you again.
596
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:07,508
- Mike also was--
597
00:20:07,508 --> 00:20:10,110
he actually had part
in my divorce.
598
00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:11,612
- Chris reached out to Mike.
599
00:20:11,612 --> 00:20:13,013
- It doesn't matter
who reached out.
600
00:20:13,013 --> 00:20:14,781
Like, the fact that, like,
601
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,517
he's taking phone calls
from him
602
00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:18,719
and he's literally
spewing it out to you guys
603
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:20,187
and, like, riling you guys up.
604
00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:22,222
Why would he ever get involved
in my marriage?
605
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:25,225
- You had multiple side pieces.
They got mad at each other.
606
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,494
Side piece wars happen.
- Oh, my God.
607
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,129
- They became besties
with your husband.
608
00:20:29,129 --> 00:20:30,364
- Kiss my ass.
609
00:20:30,364 --> 00:20:32,933
Then I forgave him
like an asshole.
610
00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:34,101
- Let's go upstairs and relax.
611
00:20:34,101 --> 00:20:36,236
- I can't believe
this kid did this to me.
612
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,405
- You gotta get
everybody right
613
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,541
because if this happens
and I'm able
614
00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:42,109
to find her father...
- Yeah.
615
00:20:42,109 --> 00:20:44,311
- We gotta make sure
she's in a good head space.
616
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,813
- I think the thing between us
is a miscommunication.
617
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,082
I told you what it was.
It's not--nothing major.
618
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,617
- As soon as you get me
the info,
619
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:54,755
I'll dive on it, and then
it's gonna get real, guys.
620
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:56,056
- Wow.
- I'm like
621
00:20:56,056 --> 00:20:58,025
a heat-seeking missile...
- Wow.
622
00:20:58,025 --> 00:20:59,826
- When I go into the DNA.
- Wow.
623
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,996
- I'm very quick.
I'm very precise.
624
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:05,399
- In and out.
- If I can't do it, be worried.
625
00:21:05,399 --> 00:21:07,768
- Okay, and I'm super
optimistic about this.
626
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:09,803
I think that
this could be the answer
627
00:21:09,803 --> 00:21:13,540
to Angelina's problem.
628
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,008
- You say that, you know,
629
00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:16,577
half-kidding,
but it's the truth.
630
00:21:16,577 --> 00:21:19,413
I mean,
people that don't have closure,
631
00:21:19,413 --> 00:21:21,515
there's this unsettled feeling,
632
00:21:21,515 --> 00:21:24,551
and finding their--
whether it's good or bad,
633
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:27,120
finding their answers
can just level 'em out.
634
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,256
- Like a void in their life.
- Yeah, for sure.
635
00:21:29,256 --> 00:21:31,091
- I feel that I did
the right move
636
00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:32,993
by bringing on Pamela.
637
00:21:32,993 --> 00:21:35,462
Her success rate
is extremely high,
638
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,130
so it's only a matter of time
639
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,666
before she finds
who the daddy is
640
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,435
and we can get Angelina
a little closure.
641
00:21:41,435 --> 00:21:42,936
- All right.
Great to meet you guys.
642
00:21:42,936 --> 00:21:44,938
- Great to meet you too.
We'll be in touch.
643
00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:46,373
- Talk to you soon, okay?
644
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,241
- Get home safe
and thank you so much.
645
00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:50,010
- Bye, Pamela.
- Bye, Vinny.
646
00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:51,378
- I think it's gonna work out.
647
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,313
- Dude, after meeting her,
she's legit.
648
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:56,516
Did you see that blazer?
- Bro, she--
649
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,418
- She had on a blazer,
the boots,
650
00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,720
the blinged-out chain.
651
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,289
- She was not messing around.
652
00:22:02,289 --> 00:22:03,824
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Eeny, meeny, miney, mo ♪
653
00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:05,192
♪ I'm gonna shine ♪
654
00:22:05,192 --> 00:22:07,260
♪ You can't catch me off
my tippy-toes ♪
655
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:08,929
♪ I'm gonna climb ♪
[cell phone dings]
656
00:22:08,929 --> 00:22:10,797
- Speaking
of Mike "The Situation"...
657
00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:19,773
[screams]
658
00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:21,742
What the [bleep]?
Like, he's an asshole.
659
00:22:21,742 --> 00:22:23,810
Why would you check in
on me after everything?
660
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,245
Like he gives a [bleep]?
661
00:22:25,245 --> 00:22:26,513
[exclaims]
662
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:27,648
It's a crock of [bleep].
663
00:22:27,648 --> 00:22:29,316
You just wanna save face
with me now
664
00:22:29,316 --> 00:22:30,617
'cause you know
what you just did to me.
665
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:33,220
This is not gonna be easy.
666
00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:36,256
Mind blown.
667
00:22:40,695 --> 00:22:41,796
[Nichole Night's
"Play With Fire"]
668
00:22:41,796 --> 00:22:43,164
- ♪ Yeah, buddy ♪
669
00:22:43,164 --> 00:22:45,733
- ♪ Don't, don't, don't
play with fire ♪
670
00:22:45,733 --> 00:22:47,468
♪ Don't play with fire ♪
671
00:22:47,468 --> 00:22:49,937
- My schedule is super crazy.
I'm literally on tour.
672
00:22:49,937 --> 00:22:51,505
This is my busy season.
673
00:22:51,505 --> 00:22:52,707
- ♪ Don't play with fire ♪
674
00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:53,941
- We've been crushing it,
675
00:22:53,941 --> 00:22:56,143
city after city,
state after state.
676
00:22:56,143 --> 00:22:58,379
It's been really dope,
but I'm really excited
677
00:22:58,379 --> 00:23:00,881
for this family fun trip
in Orlando.
678
00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:03,617
I can't wait to see what this
vacation has in store for us.
679
00:23:03,617 --> 00:23:06,620
[upbeat music]
680
00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:08,823
- ♪ Best self-esteem,
yeah, we look clean ♪
681
00:23:08,823 --> 00:23:10,958
♪ Tearing it up,
me and the whole team ♪
682
00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:14,061
♪ Ain't no competition
out there this mean ♪
683
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:16,497
- So I'm getting ready
for the family fun trip,
684
00:23:16,497 --> 00:23:18,999
which doesn't sound fun to me.
685
00:23:18,999 --> 00:23:20,668
We're gonna Orlando,
which is like
686
00:23:20,668 --> 00:23:22,536
eight-year-old spring break.
687
00:23:22,536 --> 00:23:24,071
This isn't really my vibe.
688
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:27,208
Oh, no. Not this thing.
689
00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:29,477
- ♪ Mm-mm, uh-uh, no way ♪
690
00:23:29,477 --> 00:23:32,146
♪ Ain't nobody blocking
my shot today ♪
691
00:23:32,146 --> 00:23:33,914
- You got your suitcase?
- [squeals]
692
00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:36,951
- Oh, my.
- Wow. You are so strong, dude.
693
00:23:36,951 --> 00:23:38,953
- CJ, you got your swimmies?
- We got 'em.
694
00:23:38,953 --> 00:23:41,088
- You got your sunblock? No?
695
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:43,424
- Bathing suit.
696
00:23:43,424 --> 00:23:45,426
I've never been on one
of these trips before.
697
00:23:45,426 --> 00:23:46,927
So what do you even pack?
698
00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:48,896
Can't forget this.
699
00:23:48,896 --> 00:23:50,931
- Guys, let's not unpack
the suitcase.
700
00:23:50,931 --> 00:23:52,399
Mommy packed the suitcase.
701
00:23:52,399 --> 00:23:53,934
- Oh, I don't wanna
[bleep] do this.
702
00:23:53,934 --> 00:23:56,537
I don't need to pack those
'cause I'm wearing that.
703
00:23:56,537 --> 00:23:58,639
- All right.
Let's get outta here, please.
704
00:23:58,639 --> 00:24:00,741
- Kind of wanted you
to pack outfits
705
00:24:00,741 --> 00:24:02,143
so that you don't over-pack.
706
00:24:02,143 --> 00:24:05,312
- I usually pack my favorite
clothes, favorite shoes,
707
00:24:05,312 --> 00:24:08,349
favorite pajamas,
my favorite workout gear,
708
00:24:08,349 --> 00:24:09,850
pretty much all my favorites.
709
00:24:09,850 --> 00:24:12,920
- Family not-fun trip.
710
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,422
- ♪ Ain't no competition,
don't try ♪
711
00:24:15,422 --> 00:24:16,891
♪ Catching up gon' take
them boys a while ♪
712
00:24:16,891 --> 00:24:19,026
- I think it's gonna be
an amazing trip for us.
713
00:24:19,026 --> 00:24:21,529
Mom and Dad--okay? The babies--
- I know.
714
00:24:21,529 --> 00:24:24,698
I think there will
definitely be good vibes.
715
00:24:24,698 --> 00:24:28,335
It's Margaritaville.
Isn't that, like, chill?
716
00:24:28,335 --> 00:24:29,603
- You would think.
- [laughs]
717
00:24:29,603 --> 00:24:31,405
I may have stirred
the pot a little bit,
718
00:24:31,405 --> 00:24:34,809
but I'm sort of confused
because some of the topics
719
00:24:34,809 --> 00:24:36,844
that we have beef in the past
720
00:24:36,844 --> 00:24:38,412
were way more serious
than this.
721
00:24:38,412 --> 00:24:40,147
Maybe there will be
722
00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:42,116
a little bit
of a speed bump here and there.
723
00:24:42,116 --> 00:24:43,984
- Yeah.
- But I feel
724
00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:47,354
that The Situations are
in practically no drama.
725
00:24:47,354 --> 00:24:48,656
Practically.
726
00:24:48,656 --> 00:24:50,458
While she was there,
she was stirring the pot.
727
00:24:50,458 --> 00:24:52,193
- But then did you tell them
that?
728
00:24:52,193 --> 00:24:54,461
- You really [bleep] threw me
under the bus, Mike?
729
00:24:54,461 --> 00:24:55,629
- [laughs] Yeah.
730
00:24:55,629 --> 00:24:58,365
- Angelina's gonna be mad
at you now.
731
00:24:58,365 --> 00:25:00,935
- Practically.
- Well, we can hope.
732
00:25:00,935 --> 00:25:03,804
- Practically.
733
00:25:03,804 --> 00:25:06,440
- Well, calm before the storm.
734
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,843
I wanna watch a nice movie.
735
00:25:08,843 --> 00:25:11,278
And I wanna decompress
before the week
736
00:25:11,278 --> 00:25:14,582
with the drama
post charcuterie boards.
737
00:25:14,582 --> 00:25:17,384
I'm, like, stressed
the [bleep] out, okay?
738
00:25:17,384 --> 00:25:20,187
After the brunch at Nicole's,
I'm not really ecstatic
739
00:25:20,187 --> 00:25:21,956
going into this Orlando trip.
740
00:25:23,257 --> 00:25:25,392
I think I have a right
to just not like someone
741
00:25:25,392 --> 00:25:27,862
after 14 years of
this back-and-forth.
742
00:25:27,862 --> 00:25:31,232
- What it came down to was you
[bleep] getting put on blast
743
00:25:31,232 --> 00:25:33,434
on my cell phone,
running your [bleep] mouth.
744
00:25:33,434 --> 00:25:35,069
- Get that [bleep] finger
in my [bleep] face again.
745
00:25:35,069 --> 00:25:36,337
- Okay, enough.
746
00:25:36,337 --> 00:25:38,405
- "Angelina leaked
costar Snooki, Jenni,
747
00:25:38,405 --> 00:25:41,275
and Deena's wedding toast
online to make them look bad."
748
00:25:41,275 --> 00:25:43,777
- I think the friendship
you made is now--
749
00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:46,814
- We clearly do not get along
in life.
750
00:25:46,814 --> 00:25:49,717
There is clearly resentment
on both sides
751
00:25:49,717 --> 00:25:51,652
that we will never truly
get over.
752
00:25:51,652 --> 00:25:54,521
Any given moment, I feel like
she can just throw me,
753
00:25:54,521 --> 00:25:57,558
us, our relationship,
everything, under the bus,
754
00:25:57,558 --> 00:26:00,661
and I just can't do that
anymore, so I'm done.
755
00:26:00,661 --> 00:26:03,063
She constantly betrays me.
756
00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:05,733
And I don't like
who we are as friends.
757
00:26:05,733 --> 00:26:08,269
And the best way I deal
with that is
758
00:26:08,269 --> 00:26:09,837
to just cut them out
of my life.
759
00:26:09,837 --> 00:26:12,239
Remember in San Diego
and we were all fighting?
760
00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:14,041
I just feel like
that's gonna happen again.
761
00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:17,344
I will, honestly, die inside
if we have another day
762
00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:19,446
like the first day
in San Diego.
763
00:26:19,446 --> 00:26:21,215
I'm not [bleep] done.
- My life.
764
00:26:21,215 --> 00:26:23,350
- You never tell us what--
- You should have called me--
765
00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:25,386
- I'm [bleep] not done!
766
00:26:25,386 --> 00:26:27,321
Margaritaville is
gonna be beautiful.
767
00:26:27,321 --> 00:26:29,390
The last thing I want
is one of those days.
768
00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:31,492
And I just feel like
that's gonna happen again.
769
00:26:31,492 --> 00:26:32,993
- Yeah, I'm gonna take a bet
770
00:26:32,993 --> 00:26:36,897
that that does happen again
because it's you guys, so.
771
00:26:36,897 --> 00:26:38,565
- You ready?
- Yeah.
772
00:26:38,565 --> 00:26:40,935
I feel like I'm ready to go.
I have everything packed.
773
00:26:40,935 --> 00:26:45,739
And, you know, hopefully
everything will work out.
774
00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:48,575
After all the attempts to have
no drama on this trip,
775
00:26:48,575 --> 00:26:50,811
we're still going
with fricking drama.
776
00:26:50,811 --> 00:26:52,379
But I'm excited.
777
00:26:52,379 --> 00:26:53,480
I'm all packed.
778
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,215
I have our shirts together.
779
00:26:55,215 --> 00:26:56,984
All I know is, all this drama
780
00:26:56,984 --> 00:26:59,119
better not derail my plans
anymore.
781
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,088
I wanna just have fun
on this trip, and that's it.
782
00:27:01,088 --> 00:27:02,890
- It's Margaritaville.
- Yeah, exactly.
783
00:27:02,890 --> 00:27:06,293
If we're doing activities,
there's no time for fighting.
784
00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:08,095
And I have a lot
of activities planned.
785
00:27:08,095 --> 00:27:09,496
I'm sure this whole thing
is probably
786
00:27:09,496 --> 00:27:11,098
gonna put a damper
on our family picture
787
00:27:11,098 --> 00:27:13,968
when we get there,
but we'll have to take one
788
00:27:13,968 --> 00:27:14,969
at the end, I guess.
789
00:27:14,969 --> 00:27:17,972
[scoffs] Hopefully.
790
00:27:17,972 --> 00:27:21,008
- Yeah, buddy.
791
00:27:21,008 --> 00:27:23,577
Yes, sir, Sammi doll's
in the building.
792
00:27:23,577 --> 00:27:25,946
What's up, Sammi?
- Hello.
793
00:27:25,946 --> 00:27:28,415
- Hands up one time
for the Sammi doll.
794
00:27:28,415 --> 00:27:30,117
- I'm the sweetest bitch
you'll ever meet.
795
00:27:30,117 --> 00:27:32,953
- So I'm finally home
from my epic DJ tour,
796
00:27:32,953 --> 00:27:35,823
and I'm loving spending
some quality time together
797
00:27:35,823 --> 00:27:36,957
with the Sammi doll.
798
00:27:36,957 --> 00:27:38,892
Yes, sir, we rocking it.
799
00:27:38,892 --> 00:27:39,000
DJ Pauly D and the Sammi doll.
Let's go.
800
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,195
DJ Pauly D and the Sammi doll.
Let's go.
801
00:27:41,195 --> 00:27:42,997
- If you're not a guido,
then you can get the [bleep]
802
00:27:42,997 --> 00:27:44,231
outta my face.
803
00:27:44,231 --> 00:27:46,500
- Sorry, Sammi,
I don't take requests.
804
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,669
All right. Fine.
What do you wanna hear?
805
00:27:48,669 --> 00:27:50,304
- There is no Sam
and Ronnie right now.
806
00:27:50,304 --> 00:27:51,905
I'm done with it.
- [laughs]
807
00:27:51,905 --> 00:27:53,474
- Ron, stop!
808
00:27:53,474 --> 00:27:54,541
[Extreme Music's
"Let Me Help You"]
809
00:27:54,541 --> 00:28:00,881
- ♪ Just let me help you ♪
810
00:28:00,881 --> 00:28:02,850
[doorbell rings]
- [bleep].
811
00:28:02,850 --> 00:28:04,485
It's my therapist.
812
00:28:04,485 --> 00:28:06,887
both: Hi.
813
00:28:06,887 --> 00:28:08,522
- Come right in. How are you?
814
00:28:08,522 --> 00:28:09,723
I decided to go to therapy
815
00:28:09,723 --> 00:28:11,692
because I'm exhausted
and emotional.
816
00:28:11,692 --> 00:28:13,060
Okay, so this is for you.
817
00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:14,862
I don't even know
if I can go on this trip.
818
00:28:14,862 --> 00:28:16,530
I come into this yesterday,
819
00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:19,967
and it was a full-on, like,
Angelina, like, bloodbath.
820
00:28:19,967 --> 00:28:22,469
Like, if I had a genie
in a bottle
821
00:28:22,469 --> 00:28:24,605
and I can go like this,
822
00:28:24,605 --> 00:28:28,342
I am done...
823
00:28:28,342 --> 00:28:30,511
with being the scapegoat.
824
00:28:30,511 --> 00:28:32,212
They didn't even give me
a chance to, like,
825
00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:34,948
say my truth and, like,
what I said.
826
00:28:34,948 --> 00:28:37,317
And it was just like,
I was taken back--
827
00:28:37,317 --> 00:28:40,554
- With them, you put up
a pretty tough front.
828
00:28:40,554 --> 00:28:42,489
- Mm-hmm.
- One way to address it is say,
829
00:28:42,489 --> 00:28:45,359
you know, "I want to apologize
for my delivery.
830
00:28:45,359 --> 00:28:48,062
And I shouldn't have responded
the way I did."
831
00:28:48,062 --> 00:28:50,097
- Yeah. I can try.
832
00:28:50,097 --> 00:28:52,499
I just don't know.
833
00:28:52,499 --> 00:28:56,236
♪ ♪
834
00:28:58,039 --> 00:28:59,140
- ♪ You've always
got someone ♪
835
00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:00,408
♪ You're not ready for me ♪
836
00:29:00,408 --> 00:29:02,410
♪ Don't you ever
call me friend ♪
837
00:29:02,410 --> 00:29:05,379
♪ 'Cause I'm the king
and queen ♪
838
00:29:05,379 --> 00:29:06,547
- Hey, you ready for
this trip or what?
839
00:29:06,547 --> 00:29:08,215
Keep your head up, girl.
840
00:29:10,051 --> 00:29:11,886
All right.
841
00:29:11,886 --> 00:29:14,155
The roomies are
gonna love her.
842
00:29:14,155 --> 00:29:15,756
Sammi does not look comfortable
at all.
843
00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:17,658
She is all jacked-up
in this bag,
844
00:29:17,658 --> 00:29:20,361
but it was the only one I could
find that actually fit her.
845
00:29:20,361 --> 00:29:22,196
I look ridiculous.
846
00:29:22,196 --> 00:29:24,198
Talk about a family fun trip.
847
00:29:24,198 --> 00:29:27,368
I need a luggage cart.
[grunts]
848
00:29:27,368 --> 00:29:30,604
The Sammi doll is gonna meet
the real Sammi.
849
00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:32,006
This is crazy.
850
00:29:32,006 --> 00:29:34,342
- ♪ Yeah, boy, call on God ♪
851
00:29:34,342 --> 00:29:36,711
♪ Most these haters talk
silly, really wearing bras ♪
852
00:29:36,711 --> 00:29:38,679
♪ Forget you
and your whole squad ♪
853
00:29:38,679 --> 00:29:40,247
♪ If you gon' blast,
never pause ♪
854
00:29:40,247 --> 00:29:43,851
♪ Give me drums
and make 'em hard ♪
855
00:29:43,851 --> 00:29:46,687
♪ Dip to Florida
for the sunshine ♪
856
00:29:46,687 --> 00:29:48,756
♪ Then took 'em overseas just
to mess with they mind ♪
857
00:29:48,756 --> 00:29:49,757
♪ It's our time ♪
858
00:29:49,757 --> 00:29:51,192
- CJ, do you love it here?
859
00:29:51,192 --> 00:29:55,997
Look at the palm trees.
Do you see 'em?
860
00:29:55,997 --> 00:29:58,666
This is Sam's first vacation
with everyone.
861
00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:01,869
- She might be
a little shocked with--
862
00:30:01,869 --> 00:30:03,704
- Shocked with what?
- With thinking like,
863
00:30:03,704 --> 00:30:06,874
"Oh, we're going on vacation
and this whole fiasco."
864
00:30:06,874 --> 00:30:07,942
- [screams]
865
00:30:07,942 --> 00:30:10,778
all: Oh!
- Oh, [bleep].
866
00:30:10,778 --> 00:30:12,513
- Come on, boys.
Look at her.
867
00:30:12,513 --> 00:30:14,582
- Yo.
- Oh, my God!
868
00:30:14,582 --> 00:30:16,450
- I don't wanna sleep on--
- All right.
869
00:30:16,450 --> 00:30:18,185
No one's saying you have to!
- Yes, you guys--
870
00:30:18,185 --> 00:30:20,554
- Oh!
- What is happening?
871
00:30:20,554 --> 00:30:22,056
- Ew.
872
00:30:22,056 --> 00:30:23,824
- Aah!
- [screams]
873
00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:26,227
- Whoo!
- Give me that titty, bitch.
874
00:30:26,227 --> 00:30:27,294
- We're like, "It's normal.
875
00:30:27,294 --> 00:30:28,796
This happens all
the time, Sam."
876
00:30:28,796 --> 00:30:33,034
- Here we are, Orlando,
the home of chain restaurants.
877
00:30:33,034 --> 00:30:34,769
- Really?
- Literally.
878
00:30:34,769 --> 00:30:37,038
- Remember the Sizzler?
That's old.
879
00:30:37,038 --> 00:30:38,706
- I used to think that, like,
880
00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:40,074
I was going somewhere fancy
when I went to Sizzler.
881
00:30:40,074 --> 00:30:42,777
- You miss Sizzler.
It's, like, so old.
882
00:30:42,777 --> 00:30:44,445
Okay, sorry.
883
00:30:44,445 --> 00:30:46,080
I just can't believe I'm even
here right now, honestly,
884
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,815
and just, like, enjoying life.
885
00:30:47,815 --> 00:30:50,885
- I hate this stupid shirt.
- I like pink.
886
00:30:50,885 --> 00:30:52,653
Don't you own a T-shirt,
like, that color?
887
00:30:52,653 --> 00:30:54,688
- No. All I wear is gray.
888
00:30:54,688 --> 00:30:55,823
- Oh, true.
- I wear--
889
00:30:55,823 --> 00:30:57,758
- Maybe back in the day.
- Oh, yeah.
890
00:30:57,758 --> 00:30:59,026
Back in the day.
- In, like, Miami.
891
00:30:59,026 --> 00:31:02,396
- Yeah, I was still
figuring myself out.
892
00:31:02,396 --> 00:31:04,098
- I'm coming into this trip,
like,
893
00:31:04,098 --> 00:31:05,399
whatever happened
at the brunch,
894
00:31:05,399 --> 00:31:07,902
let's just have fun
and have a good time.
895
00:31:07,902 --> 00:31:09,703
- Whatever happened in Jersey
stays in Jersey.
896
00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:10,938
- Exactly.
897
00:31:10,938 --> 00:31:12,873
We have some drama coming
into this trip,
898
00:31:12,873 --> 00:31:15,876
so it's definitely not gonna be
smooth sailing.
899
00:31:15,876 --> 00:31:19,647
But I'm hoping once
we get through those waves,
900
00:31:19,647 --> 00:31:20,648
it will be.
901
00:31:20,648 --> 00:31:22,483
I mean, it is what it is.
902
00:31:22,483 --> 00:31:23,951
- Why does this always happen?
903
00:31:23,951 --> 00:31:26,720
- This happens
because certain people enjoy
904
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,423
to stir the pot,
and it's more than one person.
905
00:31:29,423 --> 00:31:30,724
It's not just one person.
906
00:31:30,724 --> 00:31:32,626
I think that both Mike
and Angelina
907
00:31:32,626 --> 00:31:33,627
are being messy.
908
00:31:33,627 --> 00:31:35,429
It takes two to tango, people.
909
00:31:35,429 --> 00:31:36,697
And when
they're both together,
910
00:31:36,697 --> 00:31:37,765
it doesn't end well.
911
00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:38,933
We shall see.
912
00:31:38,933 --> 00:31:41,602
Some people love
to just include drama
913
00:31:41,602 --> 00:31:43,104
in their lives, always.
914
00:31:43,104 --> 00:31:44,972
- Maybe that's their form
of fun.
915
00:31:44,972 --> 00:31:46,841
- Sometimes I think so.
916
00:31:46,841 --> 00:31:51,045
- I heard that your girls'
brunch was interesting.
917
00:31:51,045 --> 00:31:53,114
- Who told you?
- So I saw Mike
918
00:31:53,114 --> 00:31:54,582
right after his store opening,
919
00:31:54,582 --> 00:31:56,951
and you guys had
just had the brunch.
920
00:31:56,951 --> 00:31:58,953
- Yeah, it went to hell.
- But it was up to him at--
921
00:31:58,953 --> 00:32:00,855
like, me, I like to choose
922
00:32:00,855 --> 00:32:02,556
the path of, like,
least resistance.
923
00:32:02,556 --> 00:32:05,092
So I wouldn't, like, go
to the girls and be like,
924
00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:06,427
"Oh, my God,
Angelina was talking [bleep]"
925
00:32:06,427 --> 00:32:08,963
because that was where
you're gonna cause a war.
926
00:32:08,963 --> 00:32:11,398
This is, like, what he does.
Like, he stirs the pot.
927
00:32:11,398 --> 00:32:13,734
And then he kind of,
like, puts his hands up...
928
00:32:13,734 --> 00:32:15,669
- Like I didn't do anything.
- "I didn't do anything."
929
00:32:15,669 --> 00:32:17,671
Sammi hasn't been
on a family vacation.
930
00:32:17,671 --> 00:32:20,007
So, like, I don't think
that Sammi knows
931
00:32:20,007 --> 00:32:22,076
old Sitch still pops out
once in a while.
932
00:32:22,076 --> 00:32:23,878
- He probably was bitter
that nobody,
933
00:32:23,878 --> 00:32:25,146
like, came for his wife.
934
00:32:25,146 --> 00:32:26,780
- Mike was definitely upset
about that.
935
00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:28,015
He--you know, he admitted it.
936
00:32:28,015 --> 00:32:29,049
- He did?
- Yeah.
937
00:32:29,049 --> 00:32:31,252
Well, I think he told Jenni.
938
00:32:31,252 --> 00:32:32,720
I don't know what the extent
he told them.
939
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,489
- Now that Vinny is kind of
explaining Mike's side,
940
00:32:35,489 --> 00:32:38,292
I can totally see both sides
and how this really went down.
941
00:32:38,292 --> 00:32:40,027
- He's just still the
troublemaker that he always is.
942
00:32:40,027 --> 00:32:42,296
- Ronnie was just like,
"Watch what happens, bro."
943
00:32:42,296 --> 00:32:43,631
He's like, "I got,
like, five girls
944
00:32:43,631 --> 00:32:45,332
coming to the house right now."
945
00:32:45,332 --> 00:32:48,335
- Guarantee--I'm predicting now
there's gonna be now--
946
00:32:48,335 --> 00:32:49,970
Angelina's gonna fight
with Mike about this.
947
00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:51,639
- This is what
we're going into today?
948
00:32:51,639 --> 00:32:52,907
- Yep. Yep.
That's gonna be a big one.
949
00:32:52,907 --> 00:32:55,676
- [laughs] Oh, man.
950
00:33:00,881 --> 00:33:03,117
- ♪ Margarita, salt the rim ♪
951
00:33:03,117 --> 00:33:04,518
♪ And kick your shoes off ♪
952
00:33:04,518 --> 00:33:07,388
- Okay. We're here, guys!
[gasps]
953
00:33:07,388 --> 00:33:09,757
- CJ, come on.
- Hey, Cam, we're here!
954
00:33:09,757 --> 00:33:11,025
Yay!
955
00:33:11,025 --> 00:33:12,760
Me and Chris come
to Margaritaville
956
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:17,598
all the time in Orlando,
and we absolutely love it here.
957
00:33:17,598 --> 00:33:20,735
Who's excited? Look how pretty.
958
00:33:20,735 --> 00:33:23,504
And I'm just excited
to bring my roommates
959
00:33:23,504 --> 00:33:25,773
to a place that I really love
to vacation.
960
00:33:25,773 --> 00:33:28,309
Hi, how are you?
- Hello.
961
00:33:28,309 --> 00:33:29,677
- They're gonna love it.
- Can we get you guys
962
00:33:29,677 --> 00:33:31,212
a welcome drink?
It's our rum punch.
963
00:33:31,212 --> 00:33:32,880
- Don't pull my arm.
964
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,883
- Coconut rum, grenadine.
- Thank you. Thank you.
965
00:33:35,883 --> 00:33:38,986
- Cheers to a fun vacation.
- Cheers, cheers!
966
00:33:38,986 --> 00:33:41,022
- Team Buckner.
967
00:33:41,022 --> 00:33:43,090
All right. Let's do it, guys.
968
00:33:43,090 --> 00:33:44,258
This is really good.
969
00:33:44,258 --> 00:33:47,261
Come on in, Cam.
Let's check out the room.
970
00:33:47,261 --> 00:33:50,331
Oh, my gosh.
Look how nice, guys.
971
00:33:50,331 --> 00:33:53,134
Oh, wow. Pretty.
972
00:33:53,134 --> 00:33:56,437
The hotel's beautiful.
I hope everyone loves it.
973
00:33:56,437 --> 00:33:57,805
You're gonna have
so many activities
974
00:33:57,805 --> 00:33:59,140
to do this vacation.
975
00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:01,742
Who's ready for activities?
- Me.
976
00:34:01,742 --> 00:34:04,178
- I love this place,
love Margaritaville.
977
00:34:04,178 --> 00:34:06,580
Fins up, bitches.
978
00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:09,383
All right, Chris,
why don't you help Gigi
979
00:34:09,383 --> 00:34:11,419
into her room with the boys.
980
00:34:11,419 --> 00:34:12,853
Mommy has to do some stuff.
981
00:34:12,853 --> 00:34:15,856
[upbeat music]
982
00:34:15,856 --> 00:34:17,658
Hello, Adam.
983
00:34:17,658 --> 00:34:19,360
So nice finally meeting you.
- Glad to meet you too.
984
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,228
- I have been
in contact with Adam,
985
00:34:21,228 --> 00:34:22,863
the activities coordinator.
986
00:34:22,863 --> 00:34:25,633
Look at--you have a binder,
and I have a binder.
987
00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:27,134
- We love that.
- [laughs]
988
00:34:27,134 --> 00:34:28,903
So if the roomies say
that they're bored
989
00:34:28,903 --> 00:34:30,504
or something,
I'ma be like, "Get real."
990
00:34:30,504 --> 00:34:32,206
- Look at what we got going on
here at the resort.
991
00:34:32,206 --> 00:34:33,808
- Oh, I love that.
- So basically,
992
00:34:33,808 --> 00:34:35,109
we've got
our activities planner here.
993
00:34:35,109 --> 00:34:36,110
Tie-dye T-shirts, you get
994
00:34:36,110 --> 00:34:37,344
to make your own custom design.
995
00:34:37,344 --> 00:34:38,813
We have, like,
almost ten different...
996
00:34:38,813 --> 00:34:40,314
- I mean, I love T-shirts.
- And all your colors, so.
997
00:34:40,314 --> 00:34:41,749
- We have to make you a shirt
then.
998
00:34:41,749 --> 00:34:44,251
I would like to do
a matching family photo.
999
00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:46,454
Special shirts made
for all of us.
1000
00:34:46,454 --> 00:34:48,255
- Great.
- Get it? GTL.
1001
00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:50,391
- Cute.
- And then bingo.
1002
00:34:50,391 --> 00:34:52,626
- The last time we played
bingo, it got a little crazy.
1003
00:34:52,626 --> 00:34:54,662
- Who's picking these numbers?
1004
00:34:54,662 --> 00:34:55,830
I take this [bleep] serious,
man.
1005
00:34:55,830 --> 00:34:57,865
[both screaming]
1006
00:34:57,865 --> 00:35:00,468
- No way! No way!
1007
00:35:00,468 --> 00:35:04,238
I plan on planning as many
activities as I possibly can
1008
00:35:04,238 --> 00:35:06,807
because I would rather
that everyone be so busy
1009
00:35:06,807 --> 00:35:08,142
that they can't cause problems.
1010
00:35:08,142 --> 00:35:10,177
- All right. I love that.
- I love planning...
1011
00:35:10,177 --> 00:35:11,512
- You're making memories
that'll last forever.
1012
00:35:11,512 --> 00:35:12,847
- Planning parties, everything.
- Yep.
1013
00:35:12,847 --> 00:35:14,815
- Yes, the memories.
1014
00:35:14,815 --> 00:35:16,650
Me and Adam are
definitely besties.
1015
00:35:16,650 --> 00:35:17,651
- Love it.
1016
00:35:17,651 --> 00:35:19,253
- I feel like Adam is, like,
1017
00:35:19,253 --> 00:35:20,421
the male version of me.
1018
00:35:20,421 --> 00:35:21,755
- You guys like wine?
1019
00:35:21,755 --> 00:35:23,124
Okay.
1020
00:35:23,124 --> 00:35:24,492
- You know, I'm hoping
1021
00:35:24,492 --> 00:35:27,661
everything goes smooth
with the roomies today.
1022
00:35:27,661 --> 00:35:29,430
Is there, like,
a good restaurant right--
1023
00:35:29,430 --> 00:35:30,598
- I've got that for you.
1024
00:35:30,598 --> 00:35:32,266
- But you never
with this group.
1025
00:35:32,266 --> 00:35:34,835
I love collabing.
1026
00:35:34,835 --> 00:35:37,505
- ♪ I don't need recognition ♪
1027
00:35:37,505 --> 00:35:38,973
♪ I'm on a mission, yeah ♪
1028
00:35:38,973 --> 00:35:42,076
♪ I'm paying dues,
yeah, I'm in position ♪
1029
00:35:42,076 --> 00:35:43,110
- Oop.
1030
00:35:50,951 --> 00:35:53,954
[upbeat music]
1031
00:35:53,954 --> 00:35:56,624
♪ ♪
1032
00:35:56,624 --> 00:35:58,225
- Are you excited?
1033
00:35:58,225 --> 00:35:59,927
This hotel might
be your favorite.
1034
00:35:59,927 --> 00:36:04,198
Poconos, San Diego,
Florida Keys, New Orleans.
1035
00:36:04,198 --> 00:36:07,067
I think this one's gonna be
your favorite hotel.
1036
00:36:07,067 --> 00:36:09,270
My kids are gonna have
the best week of their lives.
1037
00:36:09,270 --> 00:36:13,774
But me, the odds of this trip
being drama-free are zero,
1038
00:36:13,774 --> 00:36:15,442
actually zero.
1039
00:36:15,442 --> 00:36:18,512
I don't know who's coming,
but I'm just glad we made it.
1040
00:36:18,512 --> 00:36:20,814
That's all I care about.
1041
00:36:20,814 --> 00:36:22,516
- This is supposed to be,
like, an amazing suite.
1042
00:36:22,516 --> 00:36:24,485
- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, wow.
1043
00:36:24,485 --> 00:36:26,353
This is perfect.
1044
00:36:26,353 --> 00:36:27,888
- Let's see
if the fridge is stocked.
1045
00:36:27,888 --> 00:36:29,190
- Stocked probably
with margaritas.
1046
00:36:29,190 --> 00:36:30,324
- Yes.
1047
00:36:30,324 --> 00:36:31,358
- I figure we can make
margaritas
1048
00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,493
for everyone.
1049
00:36:32,493 --> 00:36:34,128
I just hope there's no drama,
1050
00:36:34,128 --> 00:36:36,697
so let's just, like, try
and start the trip off...
1051
00:36:36,697 --> 00:36:39,366
- Gotta distract everybody--
- With good vibes only.
1052
00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:42,136
- Look at this unofficial
Margaritaville blender.
1053
00:36:42,136 --> 00:36:43,270
I've never seen
anything like this.
1054
00:36:43,270 --> 00:36:46,874
- We're gonna figure it out.
1055
00:36:46,874 --> 00:36:49,543
What in the world? Wait.
[gasps]
1056
00:36:49,543 --> 00:36:51,712
Maybe it doesn't go until
there's something in it.
1057
00:36:51,712 --> 00:36:52,846
- We're gonna put all
the ingredients in it
1058
00:36:52,846 --> 00:36:54,048
and then for it not to turn on?
1059
00:36:54,048 --> 00:36:55,649
- [laughs]
1060
00:36:55,649 --> 00:36:56,984
We're, like, dysfunctional
right now.
1061
00:36:56,984 --> 00:36:59,987
- Oh, here it is. Look. Look.
- Where? What?
1062
00:36:59,987 --> 00:37:01,989
Maybe not.
- Wait, maybe on the bottom?
1063
00:37:01,989 --> 00:37:04,158
- It's not on the bottom.
- What in the world?
1064
00:37:04,158 --> 00:37:06,227
- Where are the [bleep]
instructions of this thing?
1065
00:37:06,227 --> 00:37:07,461
This isn't going down either.
1066
00:37:07,461 --> 00:37:09,263
- I just hope that
this machine
1067
00:37:09,263 --> 00:37:12,233
giving us trouble isn't,
like, a bad sign to come.
1068
00:37:12,233 --> 00:37:13,567
I hate omens.
1069
00:37:13,567 --> 00:37:14,969
- This is broken.
1070
00:37:14,969 --> 00:37:16,971
- Margarita problems.
1071
00:37:16,971 --> 00:37:18,772
- It's definitely broken.
1072
00:37:18,772 --> 00:37:21,108
- They gave us a broken one
on purpose.
1073
00:37:26,247 --> 00:37:28,883
[upbeat beachy music]
1074
00:37:28,883 --> 00:37:32,453
- Could it be the plug?
1075
00:37:32,453 --> 00:37:34,822
It was the plug.
- It was the plug?
1076
00:37:34,822 --> 00:37:37,258
[blender whirring]
[gasps] Okay.
1077
00:37:37,258 --> 00:37:40,060
- Sorry.
- The plug the entire time.
1078
00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:41,362
- Whoa, fancy.
1079
00:37:41,362 --> 00:37:42,363
That machine's, like,
impossible to work.
1080
00:37:42,363 --> 00:37:43,497
- That was ridiculous.
1081
00:37:43,497 --> 00:37:45,199
- Nice.
1082
00:37:45,199 --> 00:37:49,170
- Team Buckner.
1083
00:37:49,170 --> 00:37:51,739
Ugh, cheers, I'm just,
like, not a tequila person.
1084
00:37:51,739 --> 00:37:53,474
- I must say,
good rim job there.
1085
00:37:53,474 --> 00:37:56,310
- [spits]
1086
00:37:56,310 --> 00:37:58,078
I need one with, like,
vodka in it.
1087
00:37:58,078 --> 00:37:59,180
Look at how pretty. [gasps]
1088
00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:01,182
Oh, maybe we can see the boys.
1089
00:38:01,182 --> 00:38:03,050
Oh, wait.
Is that Cameron in the pool?
1090
00:38:03,050 --> 00:38:05,286
Yeah.
- Yeah, look, look, look.
1091
00:38:05,286 --> 00:38:06,287
- They can't see me.
1092
00:38:06,287 --> 00:38:07,354
Game plan for today--
1093
00:38:07,354 --> 00:38:08,889
hopefully drama-free,
1094
00:38:08,889 --> 00:38:10,891
get everybody in here
and situated.
1095
00:38:10,891 --> 00:38:13,694
- This might be one of the best
margaritas I've ever had.
1096
00:38:13,694 --> 00:38:15,729
- Really? 'Cause it's made
with love, babe.
1097
00:38:15,729 --> 00:38:17,498
- Yes.
- Take some photos.
1098
00:38:17,498 --> 00:38:18,632
Get dinner.
1099
00:38:18,632 --> 00:38:19,834
- Everyone had
a long travel day.
1100
00:38:19,834 --> 00:38:21,635
- Yeah, let's just have
a good day.
1101
00:38:21,635 --> 00:38:25,072
Cheers to a drama-free,
hopefully,
1102
00:38:25,072 --> 00:38:27,208
fun-filled family fun trip.
1103
00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:28,876
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
1104
00:38:30,578 --> 00:38:32,046
- All right. Come on, honey.
1105
00:38:32,046 --> 00:38:34,181
[Stacy Wilde's
"Here Comes Trouble"]
1106
00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:36,550
♪ ♪
1107
00:38:36,550 --> 00:38:37,751
- I just want us
to get to the hotel.
1108
00:38:37,751 --> 00:38:39,253
Oh, look, that's our resort.
1109
00:38:39,253 --> 00:38:41,722
- ♪ Here comes, here comes,
here comes ♪
1110
00:38:41,722 --> 00:38:45,793
♪ Here comes trouble ♪
1111
00:38:45,793 --> 00:38:47,895
- All passengers,
please buckle up
1112
00:38:47,895 --> 00:38:49,497
and prepare
for a little turbulence
1113
00:38:49,497 --> 00:38:51,632
as we begin to make
our final descent.
1114
00:38:51,632 --> 00:38:53,767
Welcome to Orlando, Florida.
1115
00:38:53,767 --> 00:38:56,237
- ♪ Trouble ♪
1116
00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:01,509
- Well, my liver's gonna
punch me in the face
1117
00:39:01,509 --> 00:39:02,643
at the end of this trip.
1118
00:39:02,643 --> 00:39:05,179
I wanna [bleep] [bleep] up,
[bleep].
1119
00:39:05,179 --> 00:39:07,415
- Yay!
- Look at me!
1120
00:39:07,415 --> 00:39:08,649
- I think I'm gonna puke.
- Aah!
1121
00:39:08,649 --> 00:39:10,685
- Cheers, bitches.
1122
00:39:10,685 --> 00:39:12,653
- Tanks are here!
- Oh, my God.
1123
00:39:14,555 --> 00:39:15,623
- What the--
1124
00:39:15,623 --> 00:39:17,425
- Operation find Vinny a wife.
1125
00:39:17,425 --> 00:39:18,626
On the count of three,
what's your plan?
1126
00:39:18,626 --> 00:39:19,994
both: One, two, three,
strip club!
1127
00:39:19,994 --> 00:39:21,729
- All right, let's go
to the club, bitches.
1128
00:39:21,729 --> 00:39:24,065
- It is a strip club.
- And a strip steak?
1129
00:39:24,065 --> 00:39:25,499
- Yes, please.
1130
00:39:25,499 --> 00:39:27,902
- Samantha,
we are initiating you.
1131
00:39:27,902 --> 00:39:30,137
all: Dirty Sam!
1132
00:39:30,137 --> 00:39:32,606
- I hate wine out of plastic.
So unclassy.
1133
00:39:32,606 --> 00:39:34,108
- Well--
- But it's okay.
1134
00:39:34,108 --> 00:39:36,977
- We are hot, and we are sexy.
- Yeah, that's a problem.
1135
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:43,017
- To a good
drama-free vacation.
1136
00:39:43,017 --> 00:39:45,219
- [bleep] balls.
1137
00:39:45,219 --> 00:39:46,620
- I know I have
to confront Mike on this trip.
1138
00:39:46,620 --> 00:39:48,589
- Where are you?
- [bleep]. This is not good.
1139
00:39:48,589 --> 00:39:50,825
- Well, here we are
in the middle again.
1140
00:39:50,825 --> 00:39:52,293
- Yeah, literally.
1141
00:39:52,293 --> 00:39:54,195
- You, like, ruined
my relationships with them.
1142
00:39:54,195 --> 00:39:56,163
- Yes.
- Why you so scared of Jenni?
1143
00:39:56,163 --> 00:39:57,998
- I am not scared of anyone.
- You are. You are.
1144
00:39:57,998 --> 00:40:00,601
- There's pot stirring
that just doesn't stop.
1145
00:40:00,601 --> 00:40:02,002
- These tables are unflippable.
1146
00:40:02,002 --> 00:40:04,572
- Oh, my God.
- I had a dream Sam came back.
1147
00:40:04,572 --> 00:40:05,973
- This is Justin.
- Hi.
1148
00:40:05,973 --> 00:40:07,942
- I'm nervous to bring Justin
around this group.
1149
00:40:07,942 --> 00:40:09,944
- My boyfriend radar
has been off.
1150
00:40:09,944 --> 00:40:11,412
- No. You don't say?
1151
00:40:11,412 --> 00:40:13,681
- I don't want any,
like, bad vibes
1152
00:40:13,681 --> 00:40:15,583
or old boyfriends to show up.
1153
00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:17,852
- Ron just texted me,
said he is on his way.
1154
00:40:17,852 --> 00:40:19,420
- Oh, my God.
- Today?
1155
00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:20,721
- [bleep].
- Bring him in.
1156
00:40:20,721 --> 00:40:22,556
- I wanna start by apologizing
to you guys.
1157
00:40:22,556 --> 00:40:25,392
The last year I have lost
a lot of the women I loved.
1158
00:40:25,392 --> 00:40:28,829
- I have been able
to locate Angelina's father.
1159
00:40:28,829 --> 00:40:30,898
both: Oh, my God.
1160
00:40:30,898 --> 00:40:33,134
- [laughs]
Today was very emotional.
1161
00:40:33,134 --> 00:40:34,835
I think I need
to change my tampon.
1162
00:40:34,835 --> 00:40:36,237
- I ain't never drove
a tank before.
1163
00:40:36,237 --> 00:40:38,739
- Snooki, Snooki!
1164
00:40:38,739 --> 00:40:41,375
- Come on, Chris.
- Meatball down.
1165
00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:42,643
- I'm sorry.
1166
00:40:42,643 --> 00:40:43,844
- Yo, Vinny, you can't do that.
1167
00:40:43,844 --> 00:40:45,980
- They got a shower here?
- Rim job.
1168
00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:47,081
- [bleep] being polite.
1169
00:40:47,081 --> 00:40:48,282
We 'bout
to get wild for the night.
1170
00:40:48,282 --> 00:40:50,417
- Mm-hmm.
- It's not who wrote the note.
1171
00:40:50,417 --> 00:40:51,752
Now it's who put the note
in Sammi's room.
1172
00:40:51,752 --> 00:40:52,787
[dramatic music]
1173
00:40:52,787 --> 00:40:54,155
[laughs]
1174
00:40:54,155 --> 00:40:56,423
all: "Jersey Shore:
Family vacation!"
1175
00:40:56,423 --> 00:40:57,725
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1176
00:40:57,725 --> 00:40:59,693
You gave the stripper
your phone number?
1177
00:40:59,693 --> 00:41:01,362
- I mean, who else
would this be?