- ♪ MTV ♪
- Where is everybody?
I'm like, where the [bleep] is Jenni, your neighbor?
- I would have loved for them to show up.
- Mike pulled me aside yesterday and said
Angelina's deliberately making you look bad...
- Ah! - And she is not your friend.
- Wow.
- You weren't talking [bleep].
- I am stirring the pot that Angelina stirred the pot.
- [shakily] He's riled all you guys up.
- I definitely think Mike's an instigator. He always is.
Angie, at the end of the day, I don't care.
- You know how Sitch is.
- I heard that girls' brunch was interesting.
- Yeah, it went to hell.
- Sammi hasn't been on a family vacation,
so I don't think that Sammi knows
old Sitch still pops out once in a while.
- I'm predicting now
Angelina is going to fight with Mike about this.
- Is this what we're going into today?
- Yep, yep.
- I don't know who's coming, but I'm just glad we made it.
- Welcome to Orlando, Florida.
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
♪ Let's party, get loud ♪ - Yeah, buddy!
- ♪ If you wanna have fun ♪ - Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- We're so classy now. - ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello? - ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
- I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Beachside with my toes in the sand like ♪
♪ I'm on vacation forever ♪
♪ New cares like who cares, whatever ♪
- This should be fun.
- You got me excited. My first family fun trip.
- Good luck for your first family fun trip back.
- Mom and dad are in Orlando.
- I went to college here.
- And then you partied way too much and came home.
- I did not party way too much.
[Mike laughs] I was so homesick.
- But that's how you met me. - Exactly.
- Are you excited?
This hotel might be your favorite.
- We made it, man. We made it.
Peanut's finally in Florida for the first time in her life.
- [barks]
♪ ♪
- Oh. - Look how nice this looks.
- Cheers.
We're in Margaritaville.
God, I love it here.
I have not talked to Angelina since the charcuterie party.
We could be people that see each other out
and have a good [bleep] time.
But I think we'll have a lot less problems
if we just have a good time.
- I think we're going to have a lot less problems
if I don't speak anymore.
- I needed a minute after that day.
That was a lot.
Cheers to a drama-free,
hopefully, fun-filled, family fun trip.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
This is what it's all about.
♪ ♪
- Ooh, it's pretty in here.
This is cool. - Yeah, it's nice.
- Hi. - Hi.
- I'm Vinny. This is Sam. - Hi.
- I don't. [Sammi laughs]
- My hopes for this trip with everybody
is to just have a good time.
I don't want any like,
bad vibes or old boyfriends to show up.
[chuckles]
- All right. - See you soon.
Where am I?
This is nice.
Wow.
♪ ♪
[phone ringing]
- Hey, mama. - Hey, girl.
I'm here for family fun trip.
- Finally. We've been waiting for everybody.
All right, so come to the suite.
- All right. I'll see you there.
♪ ♪
- All right. We're here.
Greyson, you can get a bag.
All right, let's go.
Isn't this cool?
Deena did good.
Whoa. Which one's alcohol?
- Whoa, Greyson, Meilani.
This place is incredible.
My kids are going to have the best week of their lives.
- [chuckling] You can't try mine.
It has rum in it.
♪ ♪
I'm just about to live my best life.
♪ ♪
[elevator bell rings]
♪ ♪
- [gasps] Ooh.
D?
This is nice.
- Hey! - Hey.
Welcome to family vacation! Look how beautiful.
Do you love it here?
- This is so cute and so nice.
- We made margaritas.
And then we drank them.
[laughs] - You should make her one.
I'll go check on the boys.
- Okay. Give them kisses. - Cheek?
- Tell them I said hi. - Oh, here. What the hell?
♪ ♪
- Oh, honey,
I can't believe Deener made us wear these shirts.
- I know. I like the color though.
♪ ♪
- I'm just glad I'm here with my animals.
Well, my animal and you. [tense note]
I'm feeling good that my man's with me,
my dog is with me.
You know, she's my ride or die.
I'm not going to talk. - Yeah. Maybe listen more.
- I know I have to confront Mike on this trip.
It took me a lot to come here.
Oh, yeah, let them do the talking.
So I'm going to have my man and Peanut to back me up
if anybody [bleep] with me.
We did it though. We got--we got here.
♪ ♪
- ♪ When you play with fire, you get burned ♪
- Yes!
Cheers.
- Have talked to, like, Angie--
- Never in my life have I fought with someone
that they bring me to a place where I don't like myself.
That's not me anymore.
- After brunch, I felt really bad
because Angelina was very emotional and very worked up.
I felt like I came on too strong and I felt bad.
But I'm like, it's a wait and see.
I don't know what happened.
- I don't stand on anybody's sides.
I'm pretty much monkey in the middle right now.
I just want to see what the truth was.
I was in the car with Vinny on the way here and he's like,
I talked to Mike and Mike was hurt
that nobody went to his wife's boutique opening.
- It definitely made myself feel bad and my wife feel bad
because, obviously, we would have liked them to be there.
So for Ang to like, point it out,
it kind of definitely made me feel a little bad.
- So what did Vinny exactly say?
- Why don't we have Vinny come here?
- I would like to hear what Vinny has to say.
- Yeah. Let's call Vinny.
- I don't want to do it. I don't want his sorrys.
I don't want his fake apologies.
I'm not doing it.
I'm going through so much, and I'm in my head right now.
And then he's telling me he wants to help me find my dad.
And then he rips me to shreds.
- At the store opening,
I remained positive during Angelina's onslaught
of stirring the pot and talking [bleep].
And it wasn't even her birthday,
and she's blowing out everybody's candles.
[phone ringing]
- Hey. - Hey. What's up?
- Do you want to come to the suite?
- Okay, cool. See you in a little bit.
- All right. Bye.
What time is it? I might have to switch to red.
- Why? What does red do?
- Like, white is during the day.
It's like juice.
And then red is like your nighttime drink.
- When you get messed up.
- Like, you get like, nice.
- Okay. Would you like-- do you want to switch?
- I'll wait a little bit. - Okay.
♪ ♪
- Knock, knock.
What's up?
- There he is. - Hey.
- Can I just tell you?
I said Vinny must really love me to wear this shirt.
- [bleep] this shirt. - [chuckles] I love you.
- Do you want a drink? Want some wine?
- Red wine? I think he's good. - [chuckles] Thanks.
Thanks, Mom. - Really?
- What are you guys talking about?
- So I was just filling in Deena on, like, the car ride.
And he told me-- - Oh, yeah.
Well, I told you that Mike had the store party.
Angelina went there. She was talking [bleep].
- Where is everybody?
Like, where the [bleep] is Jenni, your neighbor?
And she lives right here.
- So Mike went right to Jenni
knowing that he knows what's going to happen.
- But do you think he was talking [bleep]?
- I think he was upset that you guys weren't there.
- He actually said it?
- Yeah. He's admitted that before.
- So he was like talking [bleep]. Definitely.
- So--no, but I think that--
- You think she egged him on, which I thought.
- She egged him on.
So he was like, I'm going to make it a point to tell Jenni.
- Okay. - And my loyalty is to her.
- Do you think that's really what he did?
[music stops]
- You said, am I going to not bring this up to the girls...
- Yes. - Or am I going to tell them?
- I don't lie.
I am stirring the pot that Angelina stirred the pot.
- Yes.
- That's the correct terminology.
- Yeah. [chuckles]
- 100%, Mike knew it was going to cause a blow-up.
Now, here we are.
So I do feel bad about how I screamed at Ang the other day.
And I'm going to have to, you know, talk to Mike.
He definitely started a war.
- I had to tell Jenni
because if I didn't say something and time goes by,
I become an accessory to this stirring the pot.
And then everyone gets mad at me.
- So he planted the seed.
- Well, she planted the first seed.
- They kind of together. - Yeah.
- The both of them. - That's how I feel.
- Because I know how they both are.
This [bleep] has happened before.
So like now I'm like, whenever she does something,
I'm like, oh, my God.
Well, here we are in the middle again.
- Yeah. Literally. - You--[laughing]
- [snapping fingers]
Those two are in cahoots.
And we all get pulled in the middle of this stuff somehow
and I frigging hate it.
I'm just so tired of being here.
It sucks because I was so excited for Margaritaville.
I planned so much.
And this is, like, so annoying.
- What she did was wrong to begin with.
And then he took that and then started a war.
- I love that Ang came.
I love that she supported the business.
And that means a lot.
- Babe, I'm going to be honest, I'm, like, worried.
He runs to Jenni and he [bleep] stews up the [bleep]
and then lies to Jenni's face
and doesn't even tell her how he really feels.
That's pussy [bleep].
- He didn't want to look like a bad guy, basically,
and save it, cover his ass. - Yeah.
He was like covering his ass with Jenni, but in turn--
- Ang and him obviously had problems.
- It's not all right.
Why did I even come here?
There's so much unresolved issues with the girls and I,
so I'm going to have to go to the source
and confront Mike to figure out why he did what he did.
And maybe that could help this thing with the girls.
Once I get that out of the way,
then I can actually enjoy myself.
This was a very bad mistake to come here.
I can see what's already happening.
- So we just like, bring them both together
and say what really happened at that event?
- Yes, yes.
- Who? Angelina and Mike? - Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. Hell Yeah. - And let them figure it out.
And then we can hear the truth.
- I got a text from Mike.
And it said it's not that big of a deal.
It's not a big deal to you, maybe.
- Oh, damn.
[tense music]
- Look who left their door open.
I don't know if Sammi knows about
the magnitude of the prank war champion.
Sometimes it gets a little cold
and you need a little bit of a blanket.
And these are the note.
Who wrote that note anyway?
- You showed up for an event. We appreciated that.
- And you threw me under the [bleep] bus for it.
- That's how I feel. - I wasn't stirring the pot.
I was [bleep] just saying the truth.
- So be like that! - I said that to them!
- ♪ If they hop up out the bed and go and get it ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
- The end of the day, it's like I was not nice to her.
- I think he so didn't want to seem salty
about you guys not coming, so he went the other way.
- Right.
- And he told you guys
that she's talking [bleep] about you guys.
- Right.
- But Mike knows what he's doing though.
He wanted a little spice.
- Well, he definitely got it. That's for sure.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ It's like, want to reach the top ♪
♪ You got to dig in ♪
♪ Don't get it confused ♪
- All right.
Reservation for The Situations.
This place looks dope.
Where is the nearest restaurant?
- You're going to see it right around the corner here.
- The first thing that I'm thinking of
as I'm walking into the hotel right now isn't about my room.
It's about foods.
That's just what it is. I don't make the rules.
How are you, sir? - Hi.
- So...let's go.
Now, would you mind showing me your menu?
- We got a New York-style pizza.
And then I got fresh calamari. - Ooh.
- And then-- but our sauce is different.
- Hun!
- Arancinis.
Saffron sauce in pomodoro.
- Okay.
Are there chicken tenders in this establishment?
- Yes.
both: Thank you. - Got you.
- It seems we are covered here, honey.
- Yes. Let's check the next locale.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Good girl, P.
Here we go.
Just like a pit in my stomach.
- Margaritaville, Peanut has arrived.
- I am aggravated about everybody.
I'm hurt by everybody.
I don't trust anybody at this point.
Just when I trust them again, they [bleep] me.
- All right, cool. - Cheers.
- Cheers. Thank you guys. - Thank you.
- All right, honey, where are we going to next?
- We are going to the Salty Rim.
- This is called a scouting report.
- Here? - Yeah.
- [barks]
- You're a good girl!
Peanut did so well on her first flight in her entire life.
Yay!
I love the fact that she's here right now.
Wait. No, no, no.
Peanut!
She's happy to be here. - Yeah.
- We're right at home.
Did you pee right there too?
- [panting]
- I love everybody going into this trip
so I'm going to have just a glorious time.
Pauly's on a layover.
Vinny and Mike, I think, flew together.
Deena got here. Nicole's coming Wednesday.
No idea anything about Angelina.
- Not surprised.
♪ ♪
- Oh, wow.
Honey, they have chips and guacamole.
- Mm.
- Tacos look good. - Shrimp tacos, fish tacos.
You can't go wrong with either one of those.
You know, also the Asian style is pretty cool.
- Okay.
I will take you up on this order of some chicken tendies.
[music stops]
- Oh, boy.
Ay, drama.
Vin, I'm just going to call Sammi.
- All right.
- I want to like see where she's at with things.
And I want to know what's going on.
[tense music]
- Oh. [gasps]
- Who's that? - Ang. [shushes]
- [whispers] Oh, God.
- Hey, girl. - Hey.
Where are you? - I'm in the cast suite.
Why don't you come here?
- Can you actually come to my room?
[tense notes]
- Sure. - 520.
- All right. I'll be right there.
- What the hell was that about?
- I'm going to defuse the situation.
We're all friends, right?
- No.
We're family. [tense notes]
- [chuckles]
[dramatic music]
- I am going to order some food and watch wrestling.
[loud grunting sigh]
- All right, honey. Provisions. We are here.
They have a cannoli cake.
Bagels. Pretzels.
Oh, my God. You have mac and cheese?
I'm going to grab something for the road.
♪ ♪
- Hi. - [gasps]
Peanut! - Say hi.
- Hi, Peanut. - Hi.
- How are you? - I'm good. How are you?
- Is everything okay?
- Not really.
[phone ringing] - Deena's calling. Ha, ha!
Hey, D.
- Hey, J. Would you like to come to the suite?
- Yeah. Where is the suite?
- It's at the end of the other side of the hallway.
- Toodles.
- Should I switch to red?
Because the white--
- Don't put these type of decisions on me.
[laughter]
- All righty.
- Ooh, this is cute. - Ooh.
- Oh! - Oh.
- Oh, my God. This is it.
- Hi, family fun day.
- Welcome to hell.
- Where is everybody?
- Sammi was in here,
then Angelina called her to go have a conversation with her.
- Sam said that he had spoke to Mike.
Because I guess you had said that Mike knew,
coming to you, knew it would cause a problem.
- Do you think Mike wanted to cause a problem?
- I don't think he made up
Angelina talking like that out of thin air,
but he was upset about people not going.
- But he just spoke to Lauren. - He didn't tell us.
He didn't tell us that he was upset.
- I wonder where everyone's at.
The group chat has gone radio silent.
- That usually mean something's happening.
- It's probably a sit-down happening right now.
I'm not ready for a sit-down, and not in this pink shirt.
[buzzer blares]
I need to be in proper sit-down attire.
- Or sweats. - Maybe business casual.
But also I think some pasta needs to be present.
Never go into a sit-down on an empty stomach.
The last sit-down in San Diego?
Can we, like, go somewhere and get some food and get into
another environment? - Please, I would love that.
- My, like, energy force is actually hurting
from that conversation.
We were in there for hours.
- It always helps to have some food.
- I wanted to talk to you.
And I was like a little nervous to hit you up, honestly.
- Yeah.
Obviously, we had the whole conversation in the driveway.
- I feel bad about it.
- Thank you for that. Like--
- I still do.
- But when I got home, things got worse.
- With who? - With Mike.
- Wait. What happened?
- After the whole entire girls' day,
I got a text from Mike.
And it said it's not that big of a deal.
It's not a big deal to you, maybe.
- Oh, damn. [tense notes]
We all don't know what's really going on.
So I'm screenshotting this, and I need to show the girls.
Because maybe Mike isn't as innocent as this all may seem.
- Can you believe that text? Like--
- You have to say that in front of everybody.
[dramatic music]
- That's a completely different conversation
with Mike and Lauren that they should have with us
that has nothing to do with her.
Mike never stated once that he was upset.
We're grown-ass adults. You're in your 40s.
So if you're mad at me, you [bleep] tell me.
You say when you're upset.
To hear it this way, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
- If he was hurt, I would have loved for him to just be like,
hey, D, like, I wish you were coming.
And I would have been like, Mike, like--you know?
It takes two to tango, people.
Mike was hurt, but he didn't tell any of us!
He basically put it on Angelina and just riled everybody up.
So I feel like both Mike and Angeliner are being messy.
- This table is very flip-able.
- Oh, my God.
- What makes this conversation really weird
is the t-shirt that I'm wearing.
It says family fun trip, but this is family fun hell.
[dramatic music]
- I think some people riled people up.
I just don't want that anymore. Like--
- Everybody was yelling at it. It was, like, insane.
I never want to, like, do that again.
- I know I have to confront Mike on this trip.
- You know deep down it's not me.
- I can't wait to watch.
- I'm going to have to go to the source at this point.
And I'm going to call him out.
[phone ringing] - It's Hurricane Angeliners.
Holy smokes. Who is this?
[tense notes] - Mike.
- I am in my room.
- Oh, [bleep]. This is not good.
All right. Bye. - Do you want that meal?
It seems to be a long night.
- It does seem to be a long night.
♪ ♪
I'm usually good at these talks though.
She's a tough cookie though.
- ♪ Ain't no one playing with us ♪
♪ But as I came with a bunch, baby, what's up ♪
♪ All of them shooters like playing the clutch ♪
♪ Ooh, aye, uh, what ♪
- What's up, dude? - Yo, what's going on?
- Not much.
[dramatic music]
- Just the two of you still?
- No, Jenni, too. - No, Jenni's here.
- Hey, Sam! - Hey.
Come in here. - Me?
- Yeah.
- [soft voice] Just us girls. - Just us girls.
- So I just got back from Angie's room.
I'm here to give you the tea.
- Wait. Why didn't she come in?
- She's definitely upset about everything.
She goes, look at this text Mike sent me.
♪ ♪
This is--read it. - Okay.
So Mike. "Thank you, appreciate you.
"Just checking in on you to see how you are doing.
Don't forget it's not that serious."
- That's from Mike.
He's obviously texting her that.
There's just too much [bleep] going on.
When I saw that message, I was mad for myself,
'cause I like Ang and I just, like, feel bad.
Like, maybe I came off a little bit strong.
- See, now you guys are coming at me without talking to me.
- Oh. Don't flip it.
Don't flip it.
- What did he say?
- Maybe there's things that we didn't know
that were happening on the opposite end.
She wants to have the discussion with Mike.
I think she's privately going to do that.
- They're having a discussion. - Oh, they are?
- So that's a thing now.
- Mm.
- I've seen Angelina and Mike argue for hours.
So like, I'm anticipating this is going to be a long one.
Family fun trip!
[dramatic hip-hop music]
- ♪ Oh, it's bout to be a problem ♪
♪ Ay ♪
♪ ♪
- So let's go. - Yeah. [sniffles]
I think everybody needs to see what Mike's doing.
Because it's put this big wedge between the girls and I.
- ♪ Baby, I'm stylish ♪
♪ Bougie ♪
♪ Sweet little thing, I'm choosy ♪
- What are you going to do?
Anyway. [tense notes]
I do have some concerns right now.
Before the vacation, I sent Angelina a text
and Angelina never responded.
[knock at door] - Come in.
- Come on in.
Angelina is very unpredictable.
So her not responding to my text,
I really don't know what type of Angelina I'm going to get.
What's up? Are you all right?
- Hi. No. Not really. [tense notes]
- What's up, man? Good to see you.
Come on in. Come on. Sit down, guys. Come on.
Let's--let's-- let's hash this out.
Let's--let's talk.
[tense bassy music]
♪ ♪
- I'm going to be very real with you.
- You can. I appreciate that.
- Just when I thought things were, like,
good between you and I... - They are. They are. Yes.
- But then you go and tell Jenni.
You riled her up.
And then I go in to a [bleep] brunch
and it's this full-on Angelina [bleep] bloodbath.
Why did you do that to me?
- No, no. I--I didn't do anything to you.
- I told you not to tell the girls and rile--
and not to spin this on me. - No--
- I'm not trying to start [bleep]. I'm being real.
- I'm trying to give everyone the benefit of the doubt.
- Please don't go back and be like,
Angelina's stirring [bleep]. - No.
Listen. The truth is the truth.
I was merely sharing the events that happened.
That was it.
- But my perception of everything
was that you were hurt.
- I was.
- You didn't want to tell the girls you were hurt.
So why did you go to them, Mike,
and tell them that I was [bleep]--
you, like, ruined my relationships with them.
- If I don't say what happened,
and I don't say, hey, there was a little bit
of stirring the pot happened there,
then it turns into me being an accessory to that fact.
- What Mike relayed
was exactly what Angelina had said.
And what she had said wasn't anything that wasn't truthful.
But sharing the information with Jenni,
it was kind of stirring the pot.
And that is why it turned into a brawl with Angelina.
- Can I ask you something? - What?
- Why are you so scared of Jenni?
- I am not scared of anyone. - I think you are.
- I am--I am--
- I think you're very scared of her.
- I have very good relationships with everyone.
- It's not about that, Mike. - I really do.
And I always-- - No.
But you're scared of Jenni, dude.
- I am not. And I always--
- Come on, bro. Whatever.
[bleep] stirrer.
I really felt like
you and I were on the same page
with stuff at the boutique,
but you just can't be honest with your real feelings.
Mike, just be real and say you were upset.
Why are you so [bleep] scared of Jenni though?
- I am saying that I was upset.
- But you're scared as [bleep] of her.
- I am not.
- Yes, you are. - I'm not. I am not.
- You are, you are!
- ♪ I ain't never taking no L's ♪
♪ Never taking no L's ♪
♪ I ain't never taking no L's ♪
♪ ♪
- [grunts] What do you got in here?
I touched down in Orlando,
and this is the biggest welcome Sammi back I can imagine.
[suitcase thuds loudly]
- Are you ready for this trip, or what?
Keep your head up, girl.
Me and the Sammi doll are all packed
and we're ready for Orlando.
I need a luggage cart.
[grunting]
And I think the Sammi doll is really excited
to meet the real Sammi for the first time.
- [gasps] - [laughs]
- ♪ I've been making millions ♪
♪ And I spend it on the dance floor ♪
♪ Every time I run out ♪
♪ I go out and I just make more ♪
- I don't know what we're waiting for.
- What are we waiting for? - I don't get it.
- Like, I'd rather be with my husband and like hanging out.
Like, this is crazy.
I'm not with my husband because he thinks
we're going to meet him at dinner.
But instead, we're waiting for Mike and Angelina to finish.
But they're taking so long.
You know what?
I'm going to enjoy my [bleep] wine on the porch.
- I'll go with you, D. - This is crazy.
- Oh, I'll go.
- I'll bring a little sandwich with me.
- Well, instead of a sandwich,
why don't you make yourself a drink?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- How do we end up in this every single time?
- We don't like to engage in the nonsense.
- Deena did have a reservation at 8:00 for everyone.
- We got a little bit of time before 8:00,
so hopefully they hash it out soon.
- First of all,
why is everybody making this World War III?
You showed up for an event. We appreciated that.
- And you threw me under the bus for it, Mike.
- I didn't throw you under the bus.
- You threw me under the [bleep] bus for it.
[tense music]
- While you were there, you were like,
where are your friends?
- Tell the truth that you were [bleep] upset!
- Not really.
I was trying to defend it the most of the time.
Because I was super positive.
- Wow, Mike.
- I merely shared what happened.
- Mike, whatever you [bleep] said to those girls
riled them up to the point where they came at me.
- All right.
- I understand what Angelina is saying.
And I feel for her because the girl is hurt.
She's tired of not meshing with certain people
and she's tired of not feeling accepted.
And I know how that can feel to, like, be odd man out.
And I don't want her to feel that way.
♪ ♪
- That's Chris's drink.
This was before all the drama happened.
- So where is he? - He's at the dinner.
[laughter]
- I might run to my room, run to the bathroom,
and come back.
- Enjoy. - Bye, guys.
- Certain times, I'm talking [bleep].
At certain times, I'm stirring the pot.
If somebody says, Mike, are you stirring the pot?
I say, yeah.
You got a little stirrer?
Because somebody's stirring the pot.
That's how-- - I wasn't stirring the pot.
I was [bleep] just saying the truth.
- There you go. - But it's--
- So be like that. - But I said that to them!
- Definitely Mike and Angelina are going at it right now.
I'm going to run the other way.
- That's me saying, where are the girls,
and why are they not here? - There you go. So now--
- Is that not a regular question to ask?
- No, I think that's fine.
- That's exactly what I said. - That's exactly what he said.
I don't think Angelina was being malicious.
I think she was trying to maybe give herself some credit.
Like, where are your friends?
Because, like, everyone always has each other's back
and she feels like no one has her back.
So maybe she was, like, shedding extra light on it
to be like, I'm here for you.
- They said that I threw them under the bus.
And you were the one that told them
that I threw them under the bus.
- Ooh, everyone's getting thrown under the bus.
What's happening? I'm getting confused.
- Where the [bleep] am I?
- ♪ Pedal to the metal ♪
♪ All gas, no breaks ♪
♪ Pedal to the metal ♪
♪ All gas, no brakes ♪
♪ Pedal to the metal ♪
- I just walked by and they're definitely talking,
Angie and Mike-- They were when I walked by.
- What'd you hear?
- I didn't hear like word-for-word, but I heard--
- Muffles?
- Like a little bit of loudness.
So it looks like it may be a while, guys.
- Wow. It is--mm-hmm.
- I'm slowly getting tired.
- We're not going to bed until it's all done and over,
so just fasten your [bleep] seat belt.
- [laughs] - Okay.
- This looks cozy. - Don't try anything.
- [chuckles]
- Stop throwing me under the bus.
- I said you were merely [bleep] stirring the pot.
- You can't tell them that I'm stirring the pot.
You know how they are.
- We're like brothers and sisters. It's what we do.
- But they don't think I'm brothers and sisters to them.
- Ang, you have to think--
but if it wasn't about the event,
do you think that it would have been about the next thing?
Like something else?
Like I feel like it's more about, like, your history
and, like, other unresolved things.
Why anyone is so upset about this
doesn't really make sense to me.
This was, like, about nothing.
And we know Jenni's history with Angelina.
So I think there just might be something bigger going on.
- You can't blame our history on this right now.
- Y'all had World War III over--
over not showing up and showing up an event?
- Yes. [tense notes]
Because they got mad-- - Come on now, come on now.
- No. You didn't say anything that wasn't true.
You just had, like, raw emotion for it.
So it was an Ang delivery, but it was facts.
- That's fine. - Everyone's got--
- So how did he throw you under the bus?
Because exactly what you just said--
- That's exactly what I said.
- That's exactly what he said.
He did--and I-- and we both said
we are so happy she came.
- It is not the end of the world.
- It was the end of the world for me
in that [bleep] predicament with those four
lighting me up on fire.
- At the end of the day
when you're hearing bad things about you,
it's not a good feeling. And then--
- Sam, I've been hearing
bad things about me for a long time.
I was inconsolable. - Yeah.
- Maybe they're having like a rational...
- Right? - Gentle conversation.
- Imagine.
- Mike's like, I totally hear you.
And Angelina's like... - I hear you.
- [gasps softly] Do you really? - Wait. You want to do it?
- Mike, it has been brought to my attention
that you took my words and spun it into something
that I consider to be irrational and backstabbing.
- [gently] Oh, I apologize if you feel that way.
That hurts me that you feel that way.
- It hurts me that you took our conversation
and brought it to someone else.
- Well, if that's what I did, I'm sorry.
- I had no intention of upsetting the girls.
- Of course, you didn't.
And I'm sorry for bringing it to the girls.
Because, you know, I was just being a little naughty.
[laughter]
- ♪ If you gonna do it, do it right ♪
♪ So if I hit it once, I know I could do it twice ♪
♪ Anything come up out my mouth ♪
♪ I'm going to back it up ♪
- You know that you didn't have to stir the pot on me.
Every time I tell you not to say something,
you [bleep] do it behind my back.
I want Mike in this moment
to take accountability for what he did.
And I want him to understand how severe it was for me.
- I just shared the events of that day. That's it.
- But why? When I told you not to?
- No, but--
- You know what you really felt.
- I have a standard operating procedure.
Even when [bleep] the feds are at my door.
Okay? So imagine this [bleep] [bleep]....
- Come on, Mike. Man.
- That we're talking about.
- ♪ I've been cruising ♪
♪ On the road ♪
♪ Bring your girls ♪
♪ Bring my bros ♪
♪ ♪
- So let me ask you this. - Yeah.
- Were you not saying,
but if I wouldn't have sent an invitation,
there would have been hell to pay?
- 100%.
- So what are you doing? - I told them that too.
- Me and you were like--
we're basically saying the same--
we are saying the same thing!
That's like saying, me and Ronnie,
we didn't like each other for five seasons,
then we fought in season five.
- Oh, my God, with the Ronnie [bleep]. Please.
- It was cumulative.
We didn't like each other for a long time.
JWOWW and Angelina have a very long history of a lot of beef.
But it is possible for them to co-exist,
just like me and Ron did back in the day.
If you fought with somebody for 15 years--
- Who cares?
- What makes you think that this one event...
- We just got over [bleep]! - Was the kicker?
- But you made it worse for me!
[dramatic music]
- ♪ They see me on the sidelines ♪
♪ Sidelines ♪
♪ See me watching from the sidelines ♪
♪ Sidelines ♪
- Oh, I think we are here.
Margaritaville. This place looks cool.
Doesn't it, Sam?
- Sam, not now.
[Pauly gasps]
- Stop.
- Shut up. [laughs]
[upbeat music]
- I think you said, you know, we support each other,
but for the girls, it hit a nerve.
The comments hit a nerve.
- If they think they were right about what they did,
why would it have hit a nerve?
- Maybe they were upset with themselves
and you sort of pointed it out. - Yeah.
- And maybe they should have showed up for a friend.
- Did Angelina say things that upset the girls? Yes.
Did Angelina say anything that wasn't true? No.
- Most people don't show up for you.
You know what I mean?
And it does hurt
if someone doesn't show up for a baby event.
Definitely hurts a lot.
- That must have hurt you even more than--
- It definitely bothered me that there were two events.
The girls had missed the baby day.
- Look how cute. Tiny. - Oh, my God.
And now my wife's store opening.
The facts of the matter, you always show up.
I would have loved for them to show up,
but I got to take the high road.
Two events in a row, which rightfully upset me,
but I was just too scared to admit how I feel.
You know?
- I think they owe you an apology.
- I try to give people the benefit of the doubt.
- You're being very positive, which is, like, commending,
but, like, you're guarding yourself.
You know? - I am.
Because I guess I'm trying to manage expectations,
I guess, to a certain extent.
I was really hurt more than I let on to
during that store opening.
And I know that they had their excuses
and they couldn't make it,
but I still felt some type of way.
After further review and you guys coming in here,
I think that maybe
they felt that you were pointing out something that--
- They were upset with themselves
for not showing up for you? - Maybe. Yeah.
But that's why we're always in a fight,
Jenni and I, and the girls.
Because that's exactly what happens.
I point out what I see, and then they come for me.
That's not fair anymore.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- How long have they been fighting for?
- I haven't left this room since 2:00 in the afternoon.
[chuckles]
I haven't been out of this room.
- Wars have been fought quicker than--
- Shorter. - This is long.
- Columbus got here faster.
They created a vaccine faster. [Vinnie chuckles]
My marriage was shorter than this argument.
- Oh, my goodness. This is so funny.
- No way that Mike can go this long without food.
Literally, there's no way.
[quirky upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I'm not going to own up and say that I was
throwing you under the bus.
I didn't say anything negative about you.
- They were saying that
you were saying [bleep] about like--
- That is exaggerated and/or dramaticized.
Maybe she was upset
that you were trying to get in the middle of this.
I felt there was a lot of maybe some variables there.
- You told her that I've made it a thing.
And that was, like, all she needed to hear.
- That's what I said. You made it a thing.
- You said it wasn't malicious.
She sure as hell in person acted like I did.
We have kids. Like, you don't have kids.
Like, you told him like--
- I am starving right now.
[klaxon blaring]
And I feel bad that Angelina was upset.
Ultimately, we both were stirring the pot.
BDS was being BDS. It is what it is.
And I'm going to apologize for my part.
We got to figure this [bleep] out.
Listen, let's be honest, you stirred a little of the pot.
And then it came to me,
and I started a little bit of the pot.
That's the truth. - [chuckles]
- Usually I'm amazing at getting out of situations.
So I'm going to go out there, I'm going to fix it.
I do think that I can.
But I feel that you should just be like,
listen, I saw how hurt Mike was,
and I was just kind of-- - I am going to say that.
- And I was kind of sticking up for him.
So it's late at night.
We might have caught it at a good hour to have a sit-down.
- They might be so [bleep] tired.
Let's just go and do it now. - Yeah.
- I think we caught it at a good hour.
You know? - Let's just get it over with.
Like, at this point--
I haven't seen Jenni since Nicole's house.
And I'm nervous about talking to Jenni,
because I don't think it's going to go well.
- God. - The Jimmy Buffett suite.
- Here we go.
♪ ♪
- Ooh. - Oh, hello.
- About time. - What's up, guys?
[tense notes] What's up, neighbor?
- So the fact that Angelina and Mike finally arrived
to the suite together puts me on high alert now,
because I can't trust either of them.
- So what you guys been up to?
- Um...
♪ ♪
I did stir the pot a little bit
with passing the information to Jenni.
- You're saying she wasn't being malicious.
- Yes. - Okay.
- I'm sorry that I lashed out at you.
I think, for, me, I just--
- I'm here! The DJ's here!
all: Oh!
[upbeat hip-hop music]
- Family fun trip. I'm ready.
Oh, yeah!
[music stops] I'm not too loud, ain't I?
- We need to have a credit card on file
so you can add charges to your room.
- For sure.
I was supposed to give Mike The Situation's name for that.
Time to get chill in Margaritaville!
- [laughs]
- Well, man, once again, here we are.
- Going forward,
I think we should start, like, facilitating the plans.
So then we could avoid this whole first day
ironing out the beefs.
[upbeat music]
- Sam, sit tight.
I'm going to go get to your room ready for you,
make it look nice, so you can feel at home.
I don't know if Sammi knows about the magnitude
of the prank war champion.
The UFO prank gave her a little taste.
[alarm blaring] - I don't want to die here.
I don't know why God put me in this position right now.
I'm literally having a panic attack.
- Just breathe. - [hyperventilating]
- Look who left their door open.
But Sammi needs her own prank,
so I need to welcome her back
the way the prank war champion does.
All right. Let's hook this place up.
♪ ♪
- So what you guys been up to?
- Um... [tense note]
I was just in my room with Ang and Vinny
and just discussing how things have gotten so crazy.
- The four of you? - Yes.
- I'm like, waiting for, like, a blow-up happen.
It's definitely awkward.
And I'm sure fists are going to fly at some point,
or wine bottles, or something.
♪ ♪
- Sometimes it gets a little cold
and you need a little bit of a blanket.
I have some lovely decorations for Sammi's room
to help her feel welcome on this new vacation.
Nice little pillow.
And these are the note. Who wrote that note anyway?
- Ron put his head in between a cocktail waitress's breasts.
I found this. [bleep] you.
- I'm about to make Sammi's room beautiful.
Actually, got a bunch of these.
I have pillows, pillowcases.
It's all about the decor.
The note blanket.
Sam, first night in Margaritaville,
Pauly D put the note all over your room.
It looks like an event planner did this the Sammi way.
[chuckles]
Now I think it's time for Sam to meet Sam.
♪ ♪
- This is a vacation.
You know, we all want to enjoy this.
And I have to take some accountability that
I did stir the pot a little bit
with passing the information to Jenni.
- Mike finally admits that he was stirring the pot.
I kind of had a feeling that Mike wasn't a saint in this.
- Ang was being Ang, but not in a malicious way.
And I just wanted to just--
- You're saying she wasn't being malicious?
- Yes. - Okay.
- No, she wasn't.
She might say, like, what I'm thinking.
You know what I'm saying? Like to a certain extent.
- Bro, I've known you for 15 years.
We're neighbors.
Why couldn't you just come to me
saying that you were upset?
- One thing led to another,
and things have taken a life of its own.
You know?
- I think you just owned up to your [bleep].
- I did. - Yeah.
I think you did just a great job doing it.
- This is all that I've wanted.
And I just hope going forward
that Jenni has learned from this and she doesn't
believe everything Mike says from now on.
So let's move on from this now.
- Agree. If I knew that you guys were genuinely upset,
I obviously would have approached it differently.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- And I'm sorry that I lashed out at you.
I think, for me, I just kind of like lost it a little.
- I'm confused with Mike
because he's literally saying to the family, not malicious,
my bad, and then whispering to me, it's malicious.
I didn't know if you caught that on tape though.
There's just this pot stirring that just doesn't stop.
- Maybe she saw how upset I was, maybe.
And that's what happened.
You know, now we're here.
- At least you guys can own up to it.
And that's it. - Yeah, yeah.
- Listen, we came at Ang hard, honestly.
- I heard. That's what--
- So if you're both agreeing that that's what happened,
then you deserve an apology for that day completely.
- Anyway. All right, listen.
- Anyway, flip the table.
- Well, did anybody find out if Pauly landed yet?
Or is he coming? - He's definitely--
- Please, don't have him come in
with the [bleep] microphone.
I'll just--I'll leave.
- I'm here! The DJ is here! [all groaning]
- God.
- Now we're not going to bed for a while.
- Ang! - Hello.
- I'm not alone.
- Who did you bring?
- Nikki?
Or...
- Sam, meet Sam!
- Oh, my God! [all groaning, yelling]
- What the hell? [laughter]
- Oh, I don't like her, I don't like her...
[laughing] I don't like her.
- This is great. all: Oh!
- Fix her weave.
- I hate her. I hate her.
- I gave her a makeover. - I don't like her.
- ♪ Rock with me ♪
♪ All my girls, all my girls with me ♪
- Sam, meet Sam!
- Oh, my God! [all groaning, yelling]
- Yeah! - It's me?
- It's a sex doll! - It's me?
- Oh, it's a Sammi doll!
- Oh, I don't like her, I don't like her...
[laughing] I don't like her.
- You hate her.
- Yes. I can finally meet her.
Like, I was waiting for this day, honestly.
Her [bleep] are way too big, first off.
- I gave her a bath.
- That's my favorite.
- The Sammi doll creeps me out a little bit,
but she looked cute and she spoke like me
so I was like, all right, like, I'm not mad about this.
She had nice, straight hair.
I liked her.
- This is great.
- I just couldn't do anything about this.
- What's that? - [laughing] I don't know.
Gang signs.
- Take a picture of me with it? - Yes.
- This is history right now! Look at this!
- Oh, God. Look at this.
- Look. They're like [bleep] twins.
This is like the moment where all the Spidermen
meet each other and point.
It's like, who's the real Sammi?
- Ever meet. - That's my favorite.
- Yeah! - Yay.
- Yay!
- I feel honored to finally meet the Sammi doll.
I can't believe I'm hugging her,
because she's full of [bleep].
- So guys, would you want to do a family photo in our shirts?
- No. [Pauly laughs]
- My thing is about making memories,
going on family trips.
And you know, part of the memories is our family photo.
Let's just do, like, one family photo in our shirt.
- Sure. - I'll do it.
- Of course, Deena has a family photo planned.
Like, Deena, read the room, girl.
Like, we just had a really serious sit-down conversation.
This is not the time for a family photo.
- I don't have the shirt on.
- What the frig?
And then Ang will just be in the middle
since she doesn't have her shirt on, so it's, like, even.
- I'm putting the jacket like this.
- Yeah. - All right.
- Are you surprised how-- - Oh, Michael.
- You go in the back row. - The back row?
- I don't know how it worked out so well.
- I was actually taken back.
- Let's just take the picture.
- Let's try to keep it like this.
Please, [bleep], Mike? Please? For the love of God.
- Yes.
- Do we look happy?
- God, Mike.
I swear, I thought it was going to go way worse.
- [sputters] I know.
- I'm so happy. [sighs]
- Sorority picture.
- If you think your family photos are bad,
wait till you see this one.
- Gorgeous. - [bleep] off.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
- I wonder what the combo is like with D and Ang.
- Is Jenni looking at us right now?
- Operation Find Vinny A Wife.
You know any single ladies?
- I'm 81.
- How are you doing?
- My boyfriend, Justin, has arrived.
- I hear chaos. Are you ready? - Mm-hmm.