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- ♪ MTV ♪
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- I have been able to
locate Angelina's father.
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- [gasps]
- Oh, my God!
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- I could finally have
the family I always wanted.
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- She looks just like you, Dad.
It's crazy.
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- This is the biggest thing I
ever wanted in my entire life,
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[sobbing] Oh, my God.
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Having a father.
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- Let me see your watch.
What is it, a Rolex?
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[upbeat music stops]
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Wish I could afford
a watch like that.
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[tense music]
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- I have a little secret
to reveal to the squad.
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It's very big, and I wanted
to tell you guys first.
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- What is going on here?
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Why is there paparazzi
in Holmdel?
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This guy has to tell us
before it gets out.
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- Is Angelina coming?
- Oh, no.
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She's gone dark
the past two weeks.
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I don't know.
- I hope she's all right.
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- [sobbing]
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- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
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♪ Let's party, get loud ♪
- Yeah, buddy!
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- ♪ If you wanna have fun ♪
- Party's here!
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- The Situation
is under construction.
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- We're so classy now.
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
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- On the seventh day,
it'll be lit.
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- Get the frig out of here,
you crazy!
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- Um, hello?
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
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- I'm still the sweetest bitch
you'll ever meet.
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- ♪ If you wanna have fun,
then do something crazy ♪
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- ♪ If I was you,
I'd be dying to be ♪
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♪ A reflection of the person
that you're seeing in me ♪
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♪ Like I was born
on the moon ♪
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- What is happening?
- Something big is happening.
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Are you ready for the surprise?
all: Yeah.
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- Cause I can't keep this
to myself anymore.
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This is one of
my biggest secrets ever.
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And I'm ready to scream it
from the rooftop.
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Please rise.
- Please rise?
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- Please rise.
- What is this?
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- In the name of the Father--
- Are you a priest?
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- I have--I have a little bit
of a surprise here.
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- ♪ Secret, secret ♪
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- What I'm about to show you
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couldn't have come out
any better.
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- ♪ I wanna tell you ♪
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- I have no clue what is
behind that black sheet.
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But if there's another
investigation board,
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I'm out.
[chuckles]
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- This right here has
been a baby of mine
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for the past two years.
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I put my heart
and my soul into it.
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I think once
people see it, um--
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the cover couldn't--cover?
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- [chuckles]
- Huh?
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- The cover?
- The cover?
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- No.
No, no, no, no.
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- My man can't keep a secret,
man!
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- Wait, wait, wait.
Let me rewind that.
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Let me rewind that, OK?
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- Like, come on,
you were this close.
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You were so close
to the reveal.
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- He's on a cover of something.
- Who says that?
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- Before I reveal my secret
anymore, OK, here we go.
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[energetic musical crescendo]
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This is the cover to my book
that I'm launching.
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This is a book launch party.
- Oh, my God!
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[cheers and applause]
- Congratulations!
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- Yes.
- That's amazing!
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- I am now an author.
- That's sick.
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- I'm pretty sure
Mike can't write.
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Unless this is a picture book
or a coloring book,
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Mike had someone helping him.
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- This is my tell-all book.
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- Oh, we're [bleep].
- [chuckles]
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- This is my story about
how I overcame addiction.
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I'm eight years clean
and sober,
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living my best life and
teaching others to do the same.
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The book launches in the fall.
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And technically right now,
my new nickname
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is The Publication.
[laughter]
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- My man.
[cheers and applause]
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Congratulations, my guy.
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- It is official.
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I am now an author.
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This is a book that
I've been working on
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for the past two years.
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This right here
is the first time ever
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that I'm giving
my full story about how
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I recovered from addiction.
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People are going to be shocked.
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They're gonna laugh,
they're gonna cry.
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But most importantly,
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I think it's going to help
countless lives.
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I think it was
very important for me
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to detail my struggles
with addiction
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along with how I worked
my damnedest to recover
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and have lasting sobriety
and a beautiful family
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that I have today.
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How I overcame addiction,
loss, and prison,
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those are the
really big themes.
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And I really think
you guys are going
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to really love this book.
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It's like
"Wolf of Wall Street" good.
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- Wow.
- Oh, that's good.
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- Do you want to hear a story
or two that's in the book?
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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- OK.
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Um--
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[soft dramatic music]
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I have never told anyone
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some of these stories
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because I have to relive,
you know--
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[sighs] You know,
the darkest moments of my life.
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But I want to tell the squad
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before I release it
to the world.
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Now, I'm not necessarily proud
to admit this.
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But one day in 2015,
I wasn't feeling good
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because at
this particular time,
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I was in active addiction
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and I was dependent
on prescription opiates.
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I was taking about six Roxys
three times a day.
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That's a lot.
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A Roxy is equivalent
to three Percocet-10's.
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- Like 60 Percocets?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Oh, wow.
- Wow.
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- In a three-year period,
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how much do you think
I paid for drugs?
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Half a million.
- [gasps]
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- Wow.
- 500,000?
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- 500,000 on Roxys and cocaine.
- Michael.
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- Man.
- Oh, my God.
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- But at this particular point,
I'm down on my luck.
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This is rock bottom, OK?
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And I'm really depressed.
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You know, the government's
coming after me for millions.
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I got nothing left.
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I'm a couple of months behind
on my rent.
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They're about to kick me out.
I'm unemployed.
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The lawyers are
about to leave me
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because I have no really money
to pay for them anymore.
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So this is all weighing
on me, you know.
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I'm starting to get what's
called the [bleep]its, OK,
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where you're like, [bleep] it,
so I call my buddy up.
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Dude, I'm like, I'm not
going to feel good shortly.
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You know,
can you get me some blues?
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Blues is the code name
for Roxys in the street.
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He's like, yeah, man.
He's like, let's go to Newark.
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You drive.
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So I left the house
with the old friend
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that I grew up with.
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- Was Lauren with you
at this time?
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- Yes. Lauren was with me.
And we got into a big fight.
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When I left the house, she
just--she just had a feeling.
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So me and my friend,
we get to Newark.
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He's like, dude, stay
in the car, and I'll get it.
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So I'm sitting there
for an hour.
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There's cops running.
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But, you know, the sirens
going back and forth.
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Lauren's blowing up my phone,
you know,
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I know what you're doing.
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I'm thinking to myself, dude.
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Like, Lauren's going
to kill me right now.
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Finally, after about
an hour and a half,
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he comes back to the car,
throws something on my lap.
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[tense notes]
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[tense notes]
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It was heroin.
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I'm like, dude,
what the [bleep] is that?
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He's like, bro,
it's the same thing.
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♪ ♪
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I always told myself I would
never cross that line
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because most people don't come
back from heroin.
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You know?
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It's the worst of drugs.
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But I was at rock bottom
at this particular moment.
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♪ ♪
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You know, I had lost all hope.
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I get back in my room.
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Lauren's downstairs.
We're fighting.
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We're not talking
to each other.
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I'm upstairs.
I got the bundle in my hand.
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I'm feeling horrible.
I'm like, you know what, man?
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I can't get any worse.
Let me just try it.
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I'm not going to feel good
in about 20 minutes
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because I'm going to
go through withdrawals.
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So I take a key bump out,
and I tried the first--
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I tried a bump of it.
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And I'm like, oh, I don't--
I don't like it.
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I feel dirty.
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I'm like, good, I didn't
like it, I survived, OK.
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And then a little devil
on my shoulder goes,
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why don't you try
one more little bump?
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That'll make you feel better.
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And then all of a sudden
I'm like,
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all right,
maybe I'll try another,
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you know, another bump,
you know?
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So I go back, and I was
about to try another one,
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and my phone rings--
guess who it is?
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- Who is it?
- Who?
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- My mother.
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- Oh.
- Aw.
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- My mother.
- Wow.
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- And she had--she had
no idea what was happening.
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But she had a lot of concern
in her voice.
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And she said, Are you OK?
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And I'm thinking to myself,
What the [bleep] is going on?
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Am I in the [bleep]
"Truman Show"?
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I'm like looking up
in the ceiling like,
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how does she--
how does she know
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what the hell is going on
right now?
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So I'm like, no, mom, I'm fine.
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She's like,
I'm worried about you.
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And then I had the--
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I had the other key bump
in my hand.
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That moment could have
been my last moment
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trying that one more time.
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And then all of a sudden,
a knock on the door.
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It's Lauren.
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She's like, let me in,
I'm coming in right now.
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In that moment...
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[tense music echoes and fades]
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I felt like you know what?
This was a sign from God.
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It's over.
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And in that moment,
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I surrendered,
put my hands up.
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I threw the bundle
in the toilet bowl.
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I told my mom I love her.
I hung up.
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I opened the door.
Me and Lauren hugged.
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I started to cry.
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And I said,
I have to go to rehab.
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And that was the day
I went to rehab.
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- Wow.
- Wow.
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- I've been sober ever since.
- [indistinct]
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- Wow.
- I've been sober ever since.
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- ♪ Oh, I, I looked the devil
in the eye ♪
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- Not a day goes
by to think that
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I could have also
tragically passed
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from the disease of addiction.
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But my mom and Lauren,
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they were both fighting for my
life down to the last second.
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And my wife loved me when
I didn't love myself, you know?
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My wife saved me.
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So you know, the man
that you see today, um--
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I'm my best self, but once upon
a time, I was my worst self,
248
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and she was there.
249
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And I'll never forget that.
250
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Long story short, that friend
that drove me to Newark
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passed a year or so later
from a heroin overdose.
252
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
253
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- And um--
254
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I feel that God spared me
so I can tell my story
255
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and save lives.
256
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- You're really lucky
to have Lauren by your side...
257
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- Oh.
- As you were going through it.
258
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- Yeah. She--she--
she would not give up on me.
259
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- [shakily] A lot of people
think I was like, crazy
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for, like, being there when
he was so low.
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But I had--people
don't know that, like,
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I had just lost my brother.
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- Oh, I'm so sorry, Lauren.
[Lauren sniffles]
264
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[somber music]
265
00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,628
[Lauren sobbing]
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♪ ♪
267
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- Why did he do this?
Why did he have to do this?
268
00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,236
- Anj, I'm so sorry.
269
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,472
- Never in a million years
did I think
270
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,140
things were going
to turn out like this.
271
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:10,510
- Anj, it's obvious it's over.
272
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,212
- I have to go to
a baseball stadium
273
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and throw the first pitch.
274
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Can you help me?
275
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[Snooki screaming]
276
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Ugh!
277
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I'm a cheerleader.
I'm not a baseball player.
278
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[shouts]
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Oh, my God,
you have to help me.
280
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- ♪ My heart is yours
unconditionally ♪
281
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♪ And I'm moving forward ♪
282
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♪ But you're back in a place ♪
283
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♪ I don't want to be
stuck in the dark ♪
284
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- A lot of people think
I was, like, crazy
285
00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:43,209
for, like, being there when
Mike was so low.
286
00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:47,113
But people don't know that
I had just lost my brother.
287
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- Oh, I'm so sorry, Lauren.
288
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,885
[Lauren sobs]
289
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,320
[somber music]
290
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,022
[Lauren sniffles]
291
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- My wife tragically
lost her brother
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through the disease
of addiction.
293
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And she--[sighs]
294
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♪ ♪
295
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,237
She wasn't going to
lose two people, you know?
296
00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:14,874
So you know,
she wasn't going to allow it.
297
00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:16,142
- I never had
addiction problems.
298
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Like, I never--
like, I had experimented.
299
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,180
You know, like when you try
things when you're young.
300
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,481
I never liked anything.
301
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,616
I never liked being, like,
not in control.
302
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,718
And I don't even like drinking.
303
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:25,952
You guys know when
I go out,
304
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I have, like, one drink
once in a while.
305
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,657
[sniffles]
So it just wasn't for me.
306
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,959
And I didn't understand
addiction then.
307
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:34,828
And I would just
be angry with my brother
308
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,997
all the time for, like,
what he was doing.
309
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Like, you came
from a good family.
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Like, you were given
everything.
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Like, I didn't understand it.
312
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And I would be angry with him
and not talk to him.
313
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So I feel like
the last years of his life,
314
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,877
when he was struggling, I felt
like I turned my back on him
315
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,245
because I didn't
know that was going
316
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:55,081
to be, like, the last years.
[sniffles]
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So then when Mike
started really relapsing
318
00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:01,054
and being really sick,
I was like, I'm not--
319
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,657
I'm not going
through that again.
320
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,496
[somber music]
321
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,631
- This woman right here
saved my life.
322
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,134
She wasn't going to
give up on me, you know?
323
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,770
And we dedicate a lot
of our recovery work
324
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,338
to her family and her brother.
325
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:21,307
And I think this book
and these stories
326
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:23,143
are really going to
help countless lives.
327
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,544
- Mm-hmm.
328
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,380
- I just wish my brother
had a few more years
329
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:30,316
to get to see Mike
overcome his addiction.
330
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Because the only way
you get through it
331
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is through community
and through people
332
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that have experienced it.
333
00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:41,027
And the comforting words
of someone to say,
334
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I understand
and I've been there
335
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,565
and it's going to get better
336
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,801
and it's going to be OK
and you can do it.
337
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,437
Just having someone
say that to you
338
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when you've gone through
the worst thing in your life,
339
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,609
there's nothing more
powerful than that.
340
00:12:56,609 --> 00:13:01,948
- I document in detail how
I saved myself from addiction,
341
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:05,351
the do's, the don'ts, the
"Serenity Prayer," the steps,
342
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,587
the mindset, everything.
343
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,489
So that if you
know somebody that
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is suffering from
the disease of addiction,
345
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you can read my story.
346
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:17,564
And I'm grateful that
347
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:22,335
my life story might one day
be somebody's survival guide.
348
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,503
- Absolutely.
- Absolutely.
349
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,505
- Definitely.
- That was powerful.
350
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:28,374
- And it's dope
as people seeing
351
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,977
your whole life turn around,
so it's like,
352
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,146
if The Situation can do it...
- Yeah.
353
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,647
- I can do it.
354
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,549
- I am so proud of Mike
for changing,
355
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:39,052
for being a better man,
and writing this book
356
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,653
and telling his story
because I really think
357
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,188
he's going to help
a lot of people.
358
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,256
- So Mike, if this becomes
359
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,257
like the
"Wolf of Wall Street"...
360
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,425
- I think it will.
361
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,526
- Who's going to
play you in the movie?
362
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:47,760
- Ooh, yeah.
- Ooh!
363
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,162
- Glad that you asked.
- That'd be sick!
364
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,097
- You're a Mark Wahlberg.
- Ooh, I kind of see that.
365
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,232
- That's a good one.
That's a good one.
366
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,800
- I could see that one.
367
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,669
- This book will be
a movie one day, I swear.
368
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,038
I think that Jennifer Lawrence
can play my wife.
369
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,908
I also think that Megan Fox
can be a JWoww.
370
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,511
Adrian Grenier can play Pauly.
371
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,714
Sandra Bullock can
play a good Deena.
372
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,616
- Who would be a good
Sammi Sweetheart?
373
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,985
Maybe Minka Kelly.
374
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,920
- Mila Kunis did
an "SNL" skit on me.
375
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,523
She fricking killed it.
376
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,158
- I could definitely see
Shia LaBeouf playing me.
377
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:21,127
Angelina will
be played by herself
378
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,997
because no one can act
that crazy. [chuckles]
379
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,532
- Well, we're so proud of you.
- Thank you.
380
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,166
- To Mike.
- Yay.
381
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,268
- Cheers to Mike!
382
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,369
- Here's to Mike's
"Reality Check"!
383
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,803
- To "Reality Check"!
384
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,772
- Whoo!
- Oh, look at that.
385
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:33,973
- Wow!
386
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:35,508
- Oh, my God, it's a cake!
387
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,809
- That's amazing.
388
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,144
- Yeah, I'm going to take
a page out of that book.
389
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,213
[laughter]
390
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,096
- ♪ I got the goods,
I got the goods ♪
391
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,131
♪ I'm doing anything
you thought I ever could ♪
392
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:00,566
- Angelina, come here!
393
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,668
I made you guys pizza
on the table.
394
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,103
Here.
395
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,271
That's your plate.
396
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,472
[upbeat music]
397
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,341
You can't look at the camera.
398
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,978
All right, so I have to go
to a baseball game, you guys.
399
00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:13,913
So you're going to
be stuck with Dad.
400
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,849
So the Hudson Valley Renegades
want to do a Snooki night.
401
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,352
They're the minor league team
from my hometown,
402
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,621
and they want me to throw
out the first pitch.
403
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,926
- No. I'm just throwing out--
you know how in baseball,
404
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,127
they have the first pitch
405
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,329
and that's how
the whole game starts?
406
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:31,497
That's what I'm doing.
407
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:32,999
- Girls versus boys?
408
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,300
- No, I'm not in the game.
409
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,401
I'm just throwing
the first pitch
410
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,836
and then I'm watching the game.
411
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,272
- So you're not, like,
pitching against a batter?
412
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,606
- No!
413
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:44,210
- So are you pitching
on the--on the batter?
414
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,778
- Are you listening?
415
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,179
I'm just throwing
the first pitch
416
00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:48,714
and then the game starts.
417
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:52,184
I'm gonna text the roomies
and tell them it's happening.
418
00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:55,254
- Snooki night
at the baseball game.
419
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,423
- Nicole in a baseball game?
420
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,659
- Meet at my mom's house
in Upstate New York?
421
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,194
- I'm sorry. What the [bleep]
is a Snooki night?
422
00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:04,297
- I have the
transportations handled?
423
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,232
- Wait. Now I just got
a text from Mike.
424
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:09,135
Meet at my house and we'll ride
up to Snooki night together.
425
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,304
- My friends are coming,
so that would be sick.
426
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,872
All right, let's go practice!
427
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,540
This is, like, a big deal.
428
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,842
I used to work at the stadium
when I was in high school.
429
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,644
And I literally told everyone
430
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,879
I'm going to be famous
one day on TV.
431
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,113
And they were like, yeah, sure.
432
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:22,281
Where's your baseball stuff?
433
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:23,849
I need a glove to pitch.
434
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:26,319
So the fact that now
I'm going back and I made it,
435
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,653
I'm friggin' excited.
436
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,889
- What do you mean ew?
It's pink and cute.
437
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,957
But I'm a little nervous
because I'm a cheerleader.
438
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,259
I'm not a baseball player.
439
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:36,028
When I say corn, you say hole!
440
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,430
Corn!
441
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,431
Corn!
442
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,532
Let's go, bro!
443
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,833
[gasps and shouts]
444
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,834
[screams]
445
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,835
Ugh!
446
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:43,936
Ugh!
447
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,237
Oh, my God!
448
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,939
Good thing I don't have
to catch the ball.
449
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,107
[upbeat music]
450
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,208
[sputters]
451
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,243
[grunts]
Oh, sugar!
452
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:52,778
[grunts]
453
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,146
Oh, that hurt my booby.
454
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:55,881
[shouts]
455
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:57,983
All right.
456
00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,152
I think I got it.
[chuckles]
457
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,456
[somber music]
458
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:07,393
♪ ♪
459
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:10,563
- ♪ I fell through
the ground ♪
460
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,733
- [sobbing]
461
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:17,570
- ♪ Didn't make a sound ♪
462
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:21,574
- The last few weeks of my life
have not been good.
463
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,910
[sighs]
464
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,613
I just met my real father
three months ago.
465
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,081
And I thought
466
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:32,451
this is the start
of something great, right?
467
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:36,122
But things...
468
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,324
have spiraled out of control.
469
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:41,327
[phone ringing]
470
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:42,862
- Hello.
- Hi.
471
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,598
I'm down the block from
your house about to pull up.
472
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,932
[tense note]
473
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:49,101
- Well, I haven't seen Angelina
in a minute.
474
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,137
She didn't show up
to my book launch party.
475
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,938
- I think I'm having
a panic attack.
476
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,507
I don't know.
[sobs]
477
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,975
- I don't know what happened.
478
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,109
But it definitely seems like
479
00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:58,611
she's going through a lot
right now.
480
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,746
OK. OK, all right.
We'll make you some tea.
481
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,281
Come on over.
- [sobs]
482
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,049
[somber music]
483
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,085
- Hi.
- Hey. How are you?
484
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,853
- Not that good.
485
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,222
So sorry I missed the dinner.
I just couldn't make it.
486
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,290
I was just going
through a lot, guys.
487
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,892
- No, no.
- Like, I'm really sorry.
488
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,628
The dad situation--
489
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,329
- The last time I saw you,
you were meeting him.
490
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,665
- Yeah! You were so excited.
- Yeah.
491
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:23,335
And then, like, everything
jus, like, got weird.
492
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:27,640
Like, the night that
I met him, he grabs my watch.
493
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,909
And he's like, Is that a Rolex?
494
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,811
- Let me see your watch.
What is it, a Rolex?
495
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,112
- Yeah.
496
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,647
- I wish I could afford
a watch like that.
497
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,649
- I really didn't want
to think anything of it.
498
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:37,950
- Mm-hmm.
499
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,487
- But then his dog
had this big infection.
500
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,923
And he was saying he didn't
have money for the dog.
501
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:48,527
So I took him to the vet that
I go to, and it was $1,000.
502
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:51,430
So it's like, Angelina,
can you help me?
503
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,165
And then, like, one week later,
504
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:56,001
he also has a car
that's not working anymore.
505
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:58,304
So he was just like,
can you hook me up?
506
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,506
And then he needed
his teeth done.
507
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:02,975
He asked me to go
get his eyes done.
508
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,744
And he asked for
MTV Movie Award tickets.
509
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:09,381
I need to come up with $2,400
on the day of court hearing.
510
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:13,486
My rent is $1,560,
but he has raised it to $1,700.
511
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,288
Every time I would speak
to him would be something new.
512
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:18,491
He texted me even last night,
look at that, look at that,
513
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:22,161
asking me for $1,200.
- Oh, my God. He's like,
514
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,630
I need to have this money
in my pocket by this date.
515
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,232
What the [bleep]?
- I'm sorry.
516
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:31,270
But like, I don't know you yet.
Like, I don't even know you.
517
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:32,505
Maybe if you knew me
for a year,
518
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,540
I'd help you the [bleep] out!
519
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,442
I know you three months!
520
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:37,843
I'm not trying to
say he's a bad guy.
521
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,446
But I just have to tell you,
like--
522
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,948
- He wasn't what
you pictured in your head.
523
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:45,117
- It's just been so hard
for me because
524
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:46,986
I really do feel like
I got, like,
525
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,420
the [bleep] end of the stick.
526
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:52,191
Like, here I am, I was trying
to get to know him and--
527
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,495
[tense note echoing]
528
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,633
[somber music]
529
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,334
♪ ♪
530
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,336
I just want to know my dad.
531
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,771
And this man knew this!
532
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,706
And he's like,
I want to make it up.
533
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,808
I'm sad that
I lost on all these years.
534
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,977
And here I am!
535
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:13,712
Here I am, Dad!
536
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,048
And you just asked me
for money?
537
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,284
What the [bleep]?
538
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:19,618
- Well--well, listen.
- I'm so sorry.
539
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,720
- You know, you wanted to
find your biological dad,
540
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,788
and you did.
541
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,490
At the same time,
I think that,
542
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:28,694
you know, you may have
rushed into this relationship.
543
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:29,895
And that could have
been a mistake.
544
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,096
- You got to get to know him.
545
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:33,465
Even though he's
your biological father,
546
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,935
technically, it's still,
you know, a stranger.
547
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,236
- Yup.
548
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,437
- So you have to kind of
start the relationship
549
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,005
as you would with a stranger.
- Yup.
550
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:42,241
You have to tip-toe
into relationships
551
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,475
little by little.
552
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:45,077
It's called healthy boundaries.
- Yes.
553
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,179
- If any family member
hits you up
554
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,581
and says, hey,
can I get some money?
555
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,115
I have a policy that
I don't give any money
556
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:51,850
to any family member.
- And what do you say to them?
557
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,719
- That's exactly what I said.
- That's what he does.
558
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:56,789
- I don't need to give anybody
money for them to love me.
559
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,458
You know what I mean?
And be there for me.
560
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,961
You know? I think it's
an important thing to be firm
561
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,729
and to have principles.
562
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:04,964
- So what should I say?
563
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,398
- Just be like
564
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:10,569
please do not contact me
for money ever again.
565
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,504
If you would like
to have a relationship
566
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:14,073
with your daughter,
I will be here
567
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,608
for you when you're ready.
568
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,610
Love you.
That's it.
569
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,844
- Send.
- Yep.
570
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,846
- Thank you, guys. [sighs]
- Yeah.
571
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:22,848
- I don't think I can
keep doing this anymore.
572
00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:24,316
- One thing at a time, Anj.
573
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,218
This is heart-wrenching.
574
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,387
I know how much she wanted to
575
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:30,222
have a relationship
with her father
576
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:33,225
and find out who he was
and where he's been.
577
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:37,429
And this definitely is a gut
punch for Angelina for sure.
578
00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:40,065
- Why did he do this?
Why did he have to do this?
579
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:42,601
- Anj, I'm so sorry.
- [sighs]
580
00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:44,937
- Come on.
- [sniffles]
581
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:47,206
- Come on.
582
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,913
[upbeat music]
583
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,349
- Hey, look who's here.
Grandma.
584
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:57,417
Hi.
585
00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,452
What'd you bring?
- Hi. Tea.
586
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,221
- It's always a pleasure when
my mom comes by
587
00:22:01,221 --> 00:22:03,122
and gives me some
of her amazing food.
588
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,325
What'd you get?
Lemon and onion?
589
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,926
Honestly, my mom
doesn't stop by
590
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,494
often enough
to bring me goodies.
591
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,330
You brought me
my favorite food.
592
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,931
Oh!
- My favorite too.
593
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,399
- Watermellies.
594
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:15,401
- Look good, right?
- Yeah, I'm in stripper mode.
595
00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:16,569
So I'm going to Vegas.
596
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,338
I have Chippendales coming up,
597
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:19,806
I'm back on the stripper diet,
598
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:22,075
So my mom brought me
some watermellies.
599
00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:24,043
- Nothing like watermelon.
- Yeah.
600
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:26,079
They are
a stripper's best friend.
601
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,781
It's healthy, it's
low-calorie, it's delicious.
602
00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:31,150
- Not bad.
I could tell by the smell.
603
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:34,287
- And it's nice to see my mom
finally understanding that
604
00:22:34,287 --> 00:22:36,789
I can't eat
baked ziti every day.
605
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,091
[upbeat music stops]
606
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,461
Did you put something on this?
- Yeah, I put salt.
607
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:42,695
- Oh.
608
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:48,735
- My grandmother is going to
609
00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,169
come see me strip
at Chippendales?
610
00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:51,304
That's weird.
- Yeah.
611
00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:56,042
- All right.
Well, this is awkward.
612
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,877
- Are you going to do
that shower scene again?
613
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,713
- Yeah, of course. Nonna
can't see that. [chuckles]
614
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,715
For an introvert,
surprisingly,
615
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,550
I'm more comfortable
in front of, like,
616
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,286
hundreds or thousands
of people
617
00:23:06,286 --> 00:23:07,920
than I am in front of
one person.
618
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,257
Back in the day, I used to
not get looked at in bars.
619
00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:13,293
But now,
women are chanting my name.
620
00:23:13,293 --> 00:23:15,862
And I'm OK with that.
621
00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:17,530
- You're still single,
right, man?
622
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:18,831
- I've been talking
to a couple.
623
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:21,634
But I'm more quality
over quantity.
624
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,936
There's no, like,
major, major contenders.
625
00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,938
But I have a solid
starting five.
626
00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:28,841
It's funny now that I'm at
my prime mentally, physically,
627
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,610
financially, I, um--
628
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:31,844
- You're picky now.
629
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,246
- I'm not that active
in the streets.
630
00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:35,281
When I was younger,
I would just kind of
631
00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:36,516
be in it just for looks.
632
00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:37,950
And you know, now
I'm kind of, like,
633
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,552
thinking about, like,
the future.
634
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,054
It's almost like
I know my worth.
635
00:23:41,054 --> 00:23:42,388
You know what I mean?
636
00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:43,723
Once you kind of, like,
get into that mode,
637
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:46,659
the dating list becomes, like,
a lot smaller.
638
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:48,861
- What are you looking for?
Are you ready?
639
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:52,165
- Um, if it comes along, yeah.
- Yeah? That's nice.
640
00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:55,068
'Cause I haven't met anybody
in a long time.
641
00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:57,970
- [sighs]
642
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,039
Anyway, you want
to see the sauna?
643
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,541
- My car's still there?
Yeah.
644
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,142
- So this is the sauna.
- Oh, wow.
645
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,211
- You ever been in a sauna?
- No.
646
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:06,746
- Ma, you would love it.
- Don't turn it on.
647
00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:08,614
- I'm not turning it on.
- It'll mess my hair up.
648
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:09,982
What are you doing?
- [chuckling] Ma.
649
00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:11,918
- Yeah, don't close it.
- It doesn't go anywhere.
650
00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:15,154
Look.
It's just a piece of glass.
651
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:16,856
There you go.
See?
652
00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,291
- Like a spaceship.
- Yeah.
653
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,692
All right, take care.
654
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,861
See you later.
- Vin?
655
00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,563
- Take care, Ma.
- You turned it on?
656
00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:25,164
- Bye. [chuckles]
I'm going for a run.
657
00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,499
- Vinny.
658
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,835
- ♪ My girl don't really
want to see me ♪
659
00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:32,305
♪ Whipping through my life
in drift mode, nah, nah ♪
660
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:34,574
- I don't think I can
keep doing this anymore.
661
00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:36,342
[sniffles]
- Let's go sit down.
662
00:24:36,342 --> 00:24:37,877
- All right, honey.
- You want to eat something?
663
00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:39,445
- Come on, guys.
- You're like--
664
00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:40,780
- Take your phone,
and let's go inside.
665
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,181
- [sobs]
- Come on.
666
00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:45,151
- I'm so stressed out.
I lost so much weight.
667
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,152
[sniffles]
668
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,687
Never in a million years
669
00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:49,856
did I think things were
going to turn out like this.
670
00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:52,225
It's so heartbreaking for me
and I cry every day.
671
00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:55,328
I need a tissue.
- We got a situation, honey.
672
00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:56,562
Maybe I should make
her a sandwich.
673
00:24:56,562 --> 00:24:57,864
Just looks like
she hasn't eaten--
674
00:24:57,864 --> 00:24:59,766
- Yeah, make her a sandwich.
- In like a week.
675
00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:01,567
Honey, I found the mortadellas.
676
00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:03,136
- Don't you have
whole wheat bread?
677
00:25:03,136 --> 00:25:04,537
- No, no, no.
678
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,572
This--this--this gal
hasn't eaten in like a week.
679
00:25:06,572 --> 00:25:08,341
We need to give her
the good bread.
680
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:09,442
[somber music]
681
00:25:09,442 --> 00:25:11,277
No matter how bad your day is,
682
00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:14,981
if somebody pushes over
a little mortadella sandwich,
683
00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:17,550
it's like pure love.
684
00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:19,952
When I have a bad day,
I have a sandwich.
685
00:25:19,952 --> 00:25:21,554
- Thank you.
686
00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:23,456
- I know you got
a lot going on,
687
00:25:23,456 --> 00:25:26,092
but at least you have Vinny
688
00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:28,027
to help you with everything,
right?
689
00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:31,898
[tense note]
- Oh.
690
00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:33,566
[dramatic music]
691
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,668
Not only has it been bad
with my dad,
692
00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:39,172
so much has gone on with Vinny
and I that--[sputters]
693
00:25:39,172 --> 00:25:41,874
I don't even know
where to begin.
694
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,977
I mean, Vin has not
been home in weeks.
695
00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:47,713
- Oh, [bleep].
- Why? What happened?
696
00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:54,320
[dramatic music]
697
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,823
- Vin has not been home
in weeks.
698
00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:59,425
- Oh, [bleep].
- Why? What happened?
699
00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:00,693
- I don't know.
700
00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:03,863
He's saying that
he's been mandated overtime.
701
00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:05,398
But it's just weird to me.
702
00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:08,635
Last summer, Vinny and I
were so inseparable.
703
00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:11,404
Like, he was always home
with me and all the animals.
704
00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:14,073
We were always going out.
We were always together.
705
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:18,444
And now this summer, Vinny 2.0
is working 24 hours a day,
706
00:26:18,444 --> 00:26:21,548
seven days a week.
That's not legal.
707
00:26:21,548 --> 00:26:24,851
Literally, he'll work from,
like, 6:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m.
708
00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:26,853
Then he'll go to a hotel.
- For what?
709
00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:28,788
- Because he's
a Port Authority cop,
710
00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,023
they put you up in a hotel.
711
00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:31,891
And I'm like, are you--
is this mandatory
712
00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:34,027
or are you just
taking this overtime?
713
00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:36,296
Mandatory [bleep] overtime
every minute?
714
00:26:36,296 --> 00:26:38,331
Come on.
715
00:26:38,331 --> 00:26:39,866
I just don't believe him.
716
00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:42,168
And I think he doesn't really
717
00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:43,803
want to be around me
right now.
718
00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:46,839
- But last time we left off,
you and Vin were totally good.
719
00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:48,041
What happened?
720
00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:53,313
- Um, so I saw Joe Old Bridge.
721
00:26:53,313 --> 00:26:55,682
- Oh, my God,
you saw Old Bridge.
722
00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:59,819
Old Bridge is Angelina's
former sidepiece.
723
00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:01,988
- There is security
footage of you
724
00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:05,391
entering some gentleman's
condo in Old Bridge
725
00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:06,893
for the past few months.
726
00:27:06,893 --> 00:27:09,596
- And probably the main reason
she's divorced.
727
00:27:09,596 --> 00:27:11,598
- So Vinny and I
went to Headliner.
728
00:27:11,598 --> 00:27:12,765
- Uh-huh.
729
00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:14,867
- I see Joe,
he kept staring at me.
730
00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:16,769
I wanted to, like,
say something to him
731
00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:19,305
because I never had
closure with Joe.
732
00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:20,306
- Uh-oh.
733
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:21,908
This is not going to be good.
734
00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:23,309
- Vinny went to the bathroom.
735
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:26,079
So Joe goes, hi,
how are you, like, whatever.
736
00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:27,814
We were just being nice.
- Uh-huh.
737
00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:29,115
- All of a sudden,
Vin comes out.
738
00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:31,484
He's like,
what the [bleep] are you doing?
739
00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:32,785
You don't talk to my girl.
740
00:27:32,785 --> 00:27:34,287
So Vin went to grab
my hand to walk away.
741
00:27:34,287 --> 00:27:36,022
Joe goes, bam!
742
00:27:36,022 --> 00:27:37,123
- Damn!
743
00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:38,691
- And I'm like,
What the [bleep]?
744
00:27:38,691 --> 00:27:39,692
- Oh-ho.
745
00:27:39,692 --> 00:27:41,194
This is some wild [bleep].
746
00:27:41,194 --> 00:27:43,696
- So Joe got [bleep] yoked up
by the bouncers.
747
00:27:43,696 --> 00:27:45,965
- We thought Old Bridge
was in the past.
748
00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:47,934
- Joe was going, hey!
749
00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:51,204
- Why is Old Bridge
swinging on your new piece?
750
00:27:51,204 --> 00:27:52,672
- He still really
wants to be with me.
751
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:54,407
- Probably. He'd been fighting
for the WAP for years.
752
00:27:54,407 --> 00:27:56,442
- He wants this WAP again.
- I'm sure he does.
753
00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:58,044
- Vinny did not
like that at all.
754
00:27:58,044 --> 00:27:59,312
- So wait a second.
755
00:27:59,312 --> 00:28:00,847
You and Vin,
what's happening with that?
756
00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:02,315
- Are you broken up?
757
00:28:02,315 --> 00:28:04,050
- Mm.
758
00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:05,351
- Bro.
759
00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:06,552
- He said he wants to
work it out with me.
760
00:28:06,552 --> 00:28:08,421
- Work it out?
- But he's never home.
761
00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:09,989
[tense music]
762
00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:11,691
- There's definitely
trouble brewing
763
00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:12,759
for Angelina right now.
764
00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:14,027
- And there's the money issue.
765
00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:15,228
- Oh, [bleep].
There's a money issue too?
766
00:28:15,228 --> 00:28:17,864
Angelina is
mentioning red flag...
767
00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:20,199
- He won't help me
pay property taxes.
768
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,801
- After red flag...
769
00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:23,369
- He claims he has no money.
770
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,305
Then he gets a Porsche truck.
771
00:28:25,305 --> 00:28:26,939
- After red flag.
772
00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:29,709
- He's like, what does it
matter if I'm saving something?
773
00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:31,411
You should be happy
for your man.
774
00:28:31,411 --> 00:28:32,745
Which one is it?
775
00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:34,314
Are you saving all your money
living with me
776
00:28:34,314 --> 00:28:36,416
or are you not
and you're broke?
777
00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:37,817
- There's money issues.
778
00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:39,085
- The house is paid off.
779
00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:41,754
But he wants me
to put him on the deed.
780
00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:43,156
- They're growing apart.
781
00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:45,224
- You can't work 24 hours
a day, seven days a week.
782
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,393
- She's catching him in lies,
she's saying.
783
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:48,895
- Every time
I ask him a question
784
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:51,264
about his American Express
bill, he's like,
785
00:28:51,264 --> 00:28:52,699
it's in my locker at work.
786
00:28:52,699 --> 00:28:54,200
I think about four months ago,
787
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,169
I bought Vin
a Gucci fanny pack.
788
00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:57,637
And then he returns it
and he keeps the money
789
00:28:57,637 --> 00:29:00,239
that it was supposed to be mine
on his credit card.
790
00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:02,608
- We are talking
about fanny packs now.
791
00:29:02,608 --> 00:29:03,976
- What would you do
if he did this to you?
792
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:06,646
- Which part?
There's, like, a lot of things!
793
00:29:06,646 --> 00:29:09,115
- There's definitely trouble
in paradise, for sure.
794
00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:10,316
- Sometimes I'm like,
why are you with me
795
00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:11,551
if you hate me so much?
796
00:29:11,551 --> 00:29:12,819
He's like, I don't know.
797
00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:15,421
- Anj, this sounds like
red flag central.
798
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:16,956
- I don't know what to do.
799
00:29:16,956 --> 00:29:19,192
I really thought
he was going to be my forever.
800
00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:21,627
- It sounds just like your dad.
You rushed into this one too.
801
00:29:21,627 --> 00:29:24,697
- It's hard.
I've been engaged four times.
802
00:29:24,697 --> 00:29:26,299
Where is my Prince Charming?
803
00:29:26,299 --> 00:29:29,235
- Anj, it's obvious it's over.
804
00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:33,940
This engagement
is now a disengagement.
805
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:37,143
- ♪ Looking
on the bright side ♪
806
00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:39,912
♪ I just wanna feel
good vibes, good times ♪
807
00:29:39,912 --> 00:29:42,482
- What is a Snooki night?
You know what?
808
00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:45,485
Let me Google this and see
what it's really all about.
809
00:29:45,485 --> 00:29:47,186
OK, Snooki night.
810
00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:50,990
Looks like it is the
Hudson Valley Renegades game.
811
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:53,226
So she's throwing out
the first pitch.
812
00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:54,594
- First pitch is a big deal.
813
00:29:54,594 --> 00:29:56,462
- And then there's
a Snooki look-alike contest.
814
00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:58,064
- [chuckles]
815
00:29:58,064 --> 00:29:59,232
- They're literally going to be
816
00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:00,500
all Snookis
all over the stadium.
817
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:01,968
- Everyone's gonna
dress up like Snooki.
818
00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:04,103
- I have to do the contest.
819
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:07,407
Nobody knows my meatball
better than me.
820
00:30:07,407 --> 00:30:08,808
- What are you going to wear?
821
00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:10,777
- I'm going to dress up
like old-school Snooki.
822
00:30:10,777 --> 00:30:12,245
I mean, sometimes
me and her even get,
823
00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:13,746
like, confused for each other.
824
00:30:13,746 --> 00:30:16,182
So I got this in the bag.
825
00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:17,617
- You need big sunglasses.
826
00:30:17,617 --> 00:30:19,719
- Get the [...] off.
Get lost.
827
00:30:19,719 --> 00:30:20,720
- Hoops.
828
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,588
- I'm doing a poof tonight.
829
00:30:22,588 --> 00:30:24,257
- Are you going to do
the Snooki slippers?
830
00:30:24,257 --> 00:30:27,326
- 100%. I got arrested
in the Snooki slippers.
831
00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:28,528
I'm running everywhere.
832
00:30:28,528 --> 00:30:30,229
No, no!
- You're not. Come here.
833
00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:31,631
- I need a cheetah print dress.
834
00:30:31,631 --> 00:30:32,832
I got this.
835
00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:35,001
Can you imagine mommy
wearing this, CJ?
836
00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:38,037
- No, I don't want
to see you in that!
837
00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:39,572
♪ ♪
838
00:30:39,572 --> 00:30:40,973
- Sammi, when you
having your first?
839
00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:42,241
- Who the hell knows?
840
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:44,277
- Your vagina opens up so big,
and like--
841
00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:45,678
- Dang.
- What the hell?
842
00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:48,147
The girls are getting a
little too comfortable
843
00:30:48,147 --> 00:30:49,549
with BDS right now.
844
00:30:49,549 --> 00:30:50,000
- The amount of water
that came out of me--
845
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,818
- The amount of water
that came out of me--
846
00:30:51,818 --> 00:30:53,352
- Oh, gosh.
847
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,154
- I don't know if I pooped
or if he's ready to come out.
848
00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:56,422
- Oh, God.
849
00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:57,924
- I was like, get it out!
850
00:30:57,924 --> 00:30:59,792
- How much longer?
851
00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:04,664
- ♪ Ooh, really feeling new ♪
852
00:31:04,664 --> 00:31:06,833
♪ Putting on fancy things ♪
853
00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:08,267
♪ Can we just be around ♪
854
00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:10,670
♪ Everybody knows you're mine,
so ♪
855
00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:12,271
- So I'm back in Vegas
856
00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:14,907
getting ready for another
residency for Chippendales.
857
00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:17,376
And I've just been in full
training mode every day.
858
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:18,744
[knocking on door]
859
00:31:18,744 --> 00:31:20,813
Yo!
- Hey, here's the choocher.
860
00:31:20,813 --> 00:31:22,448
- Ready to go for our run?
- Yeah.
861
00:31:22,448 --> 00:31:24,550
Meet out front actually.
- All right, cool.
862
00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:26,319
That's a lot of working out
that goes into it.
863
00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:28,221
So I love being close
to Pauly because it's
864
00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:31,491
nice to have a partner
that keeps me motivated.
865
00:31:31,491 --> 00:31:33,693
[motor revving]
866
00:31:33,693 --> 00:31:37,697
[bassy hip-hop music]
867
00:31:37,697 --> 00:31:40,199
- ♪ Park my whip,
bang my [...] ♪
868
00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:42,702
♪ Both doors open,
so I shall hit ♪
869
00:31:42,702 --> 00:31:44,904
- Bro, what are you doing?
We're going for a run.
870
00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:46,105
- Yeah, I'll follow you.
871
00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:47,273
- Well, I thought
you were working out.
872
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:48,674
I thought you're
going to roll with me.
873
00:31:48,674 --> 00:31:50,877
- Yeah, I'm going to work
out my--my pedal, my foot.
874
00:31:50,877 --> 00:31:52,478
I'll follow you.
875
00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:54,313
- Let's go.
876
00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:57,350
- There you go, buddy.
Keep it going.
877
00:31:57,350 --> 00:31:59,519
Come on, let's go, baby!
878
00:31:59,519 --> 00:32:00,553
There you go.
879
00:32:00,553 --> 00:32:01,654
Yes, sir!
880
00:32:01,654 --> 00:32:03,890
Nice form!
Nice form!
881
00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:05,525
Come on, buddy, keep up!
882
00:32:05,525 --> 00:32:08,895
It takes a lot of hard work,
determination, dedication,
883
00:32:08,895 --> 00:32:11,697
training to be a successful
stripper in Las Vegas.
884
00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:12,798
I'm proud of him.
885
00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:14,200
Wonder how many calories
we burned.
886
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,735
- We?
887
00:32:15,735 --> 00:32:18,371
- ♪ Ah, stop, leaving
the meetings alone ♪
888
00:32:18,371 --> 00:32:20,139
♪ Me with a squeeze ♪
889
00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:21,507
♪ I got no feelings involved ♪
890
00:32:21,507 --> 00:32:23,009
- So the squad
is on the way here.
891
00:32:23,009 --> 00:32:24,210
- OK.
892
00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:27,046
- Today is what's
known as Snooki day.
893
00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:29,382
Snooki is
from Upstate New York,
894
00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:34,086
and her home area is honoring
her and having a Snooki night.
895
00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:35,188
Hey!
- Hi!
896
00:32:35,188 --> 00:32:36,756
- Come on in.
897
00:32:36,756 --> 00:32:39,058
The boys are in Vegas, so it's
all ladies and BDS tonight.
898
00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:41,627
Look who's here.
Sam's back.
899
00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:42,962
- Thank you so much.
900
00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:45,064
Do you mind
popping the trunk for me?
901
00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:46,332
[upbeat music]
902
00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:47,600
OK.
903
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,202
Hello!
- Oh, my God. Hey, Deena.
904
00:32:49,202 --> 00:32:50,636
- Are you ready
for Snooki night?
905
00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:51,904
- What do you got?
- What do you have?
906
00:32:51,904 --> 00:32:53,206
- Why do you always got stuff?
907
00:32:53,206 --> 00:32:55,208
- Maybe I want to
bring some matching t-shirts
908
00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:56,742
to do a photo
at the end of the night.
909
00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:58,277
- Oh, that's cute.
910
00:32:58,277 --> 00:32:59,979
- I'm not going to tell them,
911
00:32:59,979 --> 00:33:02,548
but I have an entire Snooki
costume in this box right now.
912
00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:04,617
I'm going to look
so much like Nicole
913
00:33:04,617 --> 00:33:07,653
that they're going to ask me
to throw out the fricking ball.
914
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:12,325
- I think I just saw on socials
that we may be one shy today.
915
00:33:12,325 --> 00:33:14,327
I think Angelina's
had surgery yesterday.
916
00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:15,328
- Oh.
917
00:33:15,328 --> 00:33:16,896
- Hi, guys.
It's Dr. Tutela.
918
00:33:16,896 --> 00:33:18,598
So he's going to just let you
know what we're doing today.
919
00:33:18,598 --> 00:33:21,934
- Uh, Angelina's lost quite
a bit of weight recently.
920
00:33:21,934 --> 00:33:24,136
And it's caused
her breast tissue
921
00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:26,105
to kinda sag over the implant.
922
00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:29,909
So we're gonna, you know,
revise that and make it better.
923
00:33:29,909 --> 00:33:32,378
- All right, guys.
Stay tuned.
924
00:33:32,378 --> 00:33:34,013
- She's wild.
925
00:33:34,013 --> 00:33:36,816
You know what? Angelina has
always got a lot going on.
926
00:33:36,816 --> 00:33:38,918
She's obviously recovering,
so she's probably not coming,
927
00:33:38,918 --> 00:33:39,919
I don't think.
928
00:33:39,919 --> 00:33:41,687
And today is no different.
929
00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:45,725
I saw Angelina,
and she told me that
930
00:33:45,725 --> 00:33:51,097
the relationship between her
biological dad has collapsed.
931
00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:52,331
- Oh.
932
00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:53,332
- She said that
the relationship
933
00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:55,034
wasn't even established yet
934
00:33:55,034 --> 00:33:57,370
and he was asking
inappropriate questions.
935
00:33:57,370 --> 00:33:58,537
You know,
can you do this for me?
936
00:33:58,537 --> 00:33:59,905
Can you do that for me?
937
00:33:59,905 --> 00:34:02,308
And so she was dead-ing
the biological daddy.
938
00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:03,876
- Oh, wow.
939
00:34:03,876 --> 00:34:06,779
- And then it got
to her fiancé.
940
00:34:06,779 --> 00:34:10,816
She said that they've been
growing apart over time.
941
00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:14,053
So she was also
dead-ing the fiancé.
942
00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:15,221
- What?
943
00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:17,657
[dramatic music]
944
00:34:17,657 --> 00:34:19,859
Even though we don't
always like each other,
945
00:34:19,859 --> 00:34:23,262
I feel terrible
across the board for Angelina.
946
00:34:23,262 --> 00:34:26,832
Like, she was so excited to be
engaged and to find her dad.
947
00:34:26,832 --> 00:34:29,101
I just hope that she's OK.
948
00:34:29,101 --> 00:34:32,371
- So wait, is she no
longer fiancé with Vin 2.0?
949
00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:34,040
- I don't think so.
- Wow.
950
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,042
[phone ringing]
- Hello.
951
00:34:36,042 --> 00:34:38,511
- Hi, Mr. Sorrentino.
Your ride has arrived.
952
00:34:38,511 --> 00:34:40,946
- Oh. It's happening.
OK, guys. All right.
953
00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:42,848
- Ready for Snooki night?
- Let's do this.
954
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:43,983
- Yes.
955
00:34:43,983 --> 00:34:46,252
- ♪ I remember being 17 ♪
956
00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:49,488
♪ Used to look at all the
famous people in magazines ♪
957
00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:52,992
♪ These celebrities are so
lucky they live in the dream ♪
958
00:34:52,992 --> 00:34:54,493
- Mom?
- Hey.
959
00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:56,429
- It's happening!
- What's going on?
960
00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:57,863
- It's Snooki night!
961
00:34:57,863 --> 00:34:59,765
- Snooki night's every night.
- That's true.
962
00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:00,766
- [laughs]
963
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:02,501
- Mommy!
- How are you doing?
964
00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:03,703
- I'm so excited for tonight.
965
00:35:03,703 --> 00:35:05,204
I think it's going
to be so much fun.
966
00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:09,041
I'm excited to be back
in my hometown and see my mom.
967
00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:11,744
It's like a big deal, I feel,
because we used to work there.
968
00:35:11,744 --> 00:35:13,012
You were an usher.
- Mm-hmm.
969
00:35:13,012 --> 00:35:14,213
- And then I did the food.
970
00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:16,349
And I had to be
on the lower end.
971
00:35:16,349 --> 00:35:17,950
Because remember, if they
put me in, like, the middle,
972
00:35:17,950 --> 00:35:19,285
I couldn't see
over the counter.
973
00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:20,486
- [laughing]
974
00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:21,554
- So they had to put me
in, like, a box.
975
00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:22,822
And I was like, hi.
976
00:35:22,822 --> 00:35:24,056
And then every time
I took their order,
977
00:35:24,056 --> 00:35:25,925
I would have to step
down and be like--
978
00:35:25,925 --> 00:35:27,193
- I do remember that.
979
00:35:27,193 --> 00:35:28,728
- I was working
at the concession stand,
980
00:35:28,728 --> 00:35:30,463
like selling, you know
all the food, popcorn,
981
00:35:30,463 --> 00:35:31,897
drinks, and everything.
982
00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:34,467
Literally my best job ever.
So much frickin' fun.
983
00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:36,001
Do you have any pictures
of me from Renegades?
984
00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:38,003
- Yeah.
It's in a box under there.
985
00:35:38,003 --> 00:35:39,972
- Oh, this is my
high school box.
986
00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:41,273
That was me chugging beer.
987
00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:42,975
That's me taking shots.
988
00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:44,543
Oh, that's me funneling.
989
00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:45,911
Power hour.
990
00:35:45,911 --> 00:35:47,146
We would have a shot of
vodka before homeroom.
991
00:35:47,146 --> 00:35:48,647
We're drinking all night.
992
00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,015
Another one of
me chugging beer.
993
00:35:50,015 --> 00:35:51,917
Did you ever look at these?
- Of course I did.
994
00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:55,087
- Because I'm drinking in a
lot of them, and I'm underage.
995
00:35:55,087 --> 00:35:56,822
- [chuckles] Wait, don't.
Are you taking that with you?
996
00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,824
- What, to show Giovanna?
- [laughs]
997
00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:00,326
- That I'm funneling?
998
00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,000
Not going to lie,
I'm, like, a little nervous.
999
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,294
Not going to lie,
I'm, like, a little nervous.
1000
00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:04,530
I feel like it's like
a lot of pressure and also,
1001
00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,532
like, I'm seeing people
from my past.
1002
00:36:06,532 --> 00:36:07,533
Cheers to me!
1003
00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:08,701
So I don't know.
1004
00:36:08,701 --> 00:36:10,236
I'm a little nervous
but also excited.
1005
00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:12,304
I always told them
I'm going to be famous one day.
1006
00:36:12,304 --> 00:36:14,340
You watch. And they're like,
yeah, OK, Nicole.
1007
00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:16,275
Now it's Snooki night
at the Renegades.
1008
00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:17,510
- [laughing]
- Told you, bitch.
1009
00:36:17,510 --> 00:36:19,378
- Oh, my God.
Who would have thought?
1010
00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:21,180
- I'm going to be
the next Oprah.
1011
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,448
- Let's get through tonight
though first.
1012
00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:23,816
- Yeah.
1013
00:36:23,816 --> 00:36:25,184
- ♪ Whoa, that was
saying my name ♪
1014
00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:26,218
♪ Saying my name ♪
1015
00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:31,891
- ♪ Oh, let's get
this party started ♪
1016
00:36:31,891 --> 00:36:33,059
- Snooki night.
1017
00:36:33,059 --> 00:36:35,194
- Today's going
to be a fun night.
1018
00:36:35,194 --> 00:36:37,563
- Mike, do you miss the boys?
- I do.
1019
00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:39,432
- Well, you're one
of the girls now.
1020
00:36:39,432 --> 00:36:40,933
So [bleep] them boys.
- Girl power!
1021
00:36:40,933 --> 00:36:43,069
- [laughs]
- Girls' night with Mike!
1022
00:36:43,069 --> 00:36:44,170
[upbeat music]
1023
00:36:44,170 --> 00:36:45,871
- Girls' night with Mike.
1024
00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:47,773
- Sammi, when are you
having your first?
1025
00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:49,241
- Oh, I don't know.
- [laughs]
1026
00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:51,744
- I love kids,
but who the hell knows?
1027
00:36:51,744 --> 00:36:53,846
- It's all ladies
and BDS tonight,
1028
00:36:53,846 --> 00:36:55,748
which is totally cool.
1029
00:36:55,748 --> 00:36:57,783
- I mean, like, the pregnancy
part, like, you know,
1030
00:36:57,783 --> 00:36:59,452
your vagina opens up so big.
1031
00:36:59,452 --> 00:37:01,654
And like--
- What the hell?
1032
00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:04,790
But the girls are getting
a little too comfortable
1033
00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:06,292
with BDS right now.
1034
00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:08,694
- I had to, like,
go on all fours like a dog.
1035
00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:09,829
- Oh, yeah.
1036
00:37:09,829 --> 00:37:11,497
- Had to do
different positions.
1037
00:37:11,497 --> 00:37:14,333
I got such a
bad contraction that, like,
1038
00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:17,002
the amount of water
that came out of me,
1039
00:37:17,002 --> 00:37:18,771
and they had to get sponges.
- Oh, God.
1040
00:37:18,771 --> 00:37:20,973
- So then I started feeling
a lot of pressure down there.
1041
00:37:20,973 --> 00:37:22,508
And I said,
I don't know if I pooped
1042
00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:24,877
or if he's ready to come out.
- [laughs]
1043
00:37:24,877 --> 00:37:26,679
- I--I can't even process
1044
00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:28,681
what is coming out
of Deena's mouth right now.
1045
00:37:28,681 --> 00:37:29,748
- And then when
you have to push
1046
00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,117
the second time to get the--
1047
00:37:31,117 --> 00:37:33,619
- Ugh, the--oh, they
don't tell you about that.
1048
00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:35,588
- The sac.
- What sac?
1049
00:37:35,588 --> 00:37:36,856
- The placenta!
- Yeah, the placenta.
1050
00:37:36,856 --> 00:37:39,158
- You have to push
a second time.
1051
00:37:39,158 --> 00:37:40,960
The placenta is pretty big.
- It is.
1052
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,328
- Oh, God.
1053
00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:44,897
- They keep it.
They--they put it to the side.
1054
00:37:44,897 --> 00:37:45,998
- Oh, God!
1055
00:37:45,998 --> 00:37:47,666
- Some people eat that [bleep].
1056
00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:50,169
- Oh, God!
1057
00:37:50,169 --> 00:37:51,670
- So I get sewn up.
1058
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:53,906
They realize they--
they rip the placenta
1059
00:37:53,906 --> 00:37:55,374
and half of it's still in me.
- Ugh!
1060
00:37:55,374 --> 00:37:57,376
- So after they sewed me up
with Meilani,
1061
00:37:57,376 --> 00:38:00,479
they had to go back in
and [bleep] pull it right back.
1062
00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:01,480
- Oh!
- Oh, my God.
1063
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,848
[upbeat music]
1064
00:38:02,848 --> 00:38:05,117
- Girls' night has--
has taken a turn.
1065
00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:07,086
- I was like, get it out!
1066
00:38:07,086 --> 00:38:08,287
- Oh.
1067
00:38:08,287 --> 00:38:10,723
- I was trying
to push mine back in.
1068
00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,324
- Back in where?
1069
00:38:12,324 --> 00:38:13,893
Back in where?
1070
00:38:13,893 --> 00:38:17,296
How much longer?
- [laughs] Mike, I forgot.
1071
00:38:17,296 --> 00:38:18,697
- You're going to
start hitchhiking.
1072
00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:21,267
Really, I miss my boys
at this particular moment.
1073
00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:23,869
- Snooki got her game
coming up, right?
1074
00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:25,171
- Yeah.
1075
00:38:25,171 --> 00:38:26,238
- So he's going to be
with all the girls.
1076
00:38:26,238 --> 00:38:27,540
- Yeah,
you left him back there.
1077
00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:28,841
- I know.
1078
00:38:28,841 --> 00:38:30,242
But you know, some of us
got to work and strip.
1079
00:38:30,242 --> 00:38:32,678
- Yep. I wonder how
he's doing back there.
1080
00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:38,517
- I really have to go pee
and I have to change my tampon.
1081
00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:40,352
- Oh, Nicole's house.
1082
00:38:40,352 --> 00:38:43,522
- Oh, my God.
This is the Snooki house.
1083
00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,090
- Hello!
Hey, guys!
1084
00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:46,525
Come on down!
1085
00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:48,661
Hey, Mike! Good to see you.
- Hi. How are you?
1086
00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:51,697
- It's so good to see Snooki's
mom, where Snooki was raised.
1087
00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:53,933
- Mike, are you hungry?
- Oh, damn. All right.
1088
00:38:53,933 --> 00:38:56,035
And she had a ton of chicken
fingers in her house as well.
1089
00:38:56,035 --> 00:38:57,937
It was amazing.
I swear.
1090
00:38:57,937 --> 00:39:00,506
- I got you guys
all Snooki jerseys.
1091
00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:02,808
This is what the
whole team is wearing.
1092
00:39:02,808 --> 00:39:04,810
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, I love that!
1093
00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:07,446
- Did you get my size?
I am a 52 in Versace.
1094
00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:08,847
[upbeat music stops]
1095
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:10,316
all: Snooki night!
1096
00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:11,584
- Bye, Mommy.
1097
00:39:11,584 --> 00:39:13,085
- I love Nicole's jersey.
1098
00:39:13,085 --> 00:39:14,453
But I'm not going to need it.
1099
00:39:14,453 --> 00:39:16,689
I have my own Snooki outfit.
Like, I'm excited.
1100
00:39:16,689 --> 00:39:17,990
This is what I've
been waiting for.
1101
00:39:17,990 --> 00:39:20,192
- ♪ Running it,
running it hype ♪
1102
00:39:20,192 --> 00:39:22,461
♪ Gonna need,
gonna need hype ♪
1103
00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:24,263
- Oh, my God, look, Nicole!
1104
00:39:24,263 --> 00:39:25,531
- Whoo!
1105
00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:27,032
- There's a lot
of people there.
1106
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:28,834
- Nicole's here!
1107
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:31,170
[fans screaming]
1108
00:39:31,170 --> 00:39:32,738
- Thank you.
1109
00:39:32,738 --> 00:39:34,640
- I'm kind of feeling
this Snooki night.
1110
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,542
- Who wants a bobblehead?
- I want a bobblehead.
1111
00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:37,576
- Ooh!
1112
00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:38,877
- There's Snooki bobbleheads,
1113
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:41,146
her Snooki Shop van
is out front,
1114
00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:43,315
the players are
wearing the jerseys.
1115
00:39:43,315 --> 00:39:44,984
- Snooki, Snooki, Snooki!
- Hi.
1116
00:39:44,984 --> 00:39:46,986
- Love you, Snooki!
- This is kind of iconic.
1117
00:39:46,986 --> 00:39:48,621
This is, like, a big deal.
1118
00:39:48,621 --> 00:39:50,522
- ♪ When I pull up, yeah,
I said it, I said it ♪
1119
00:39:50,522 --> 00:39:53,292
[fans shouting]
- Hi! [indistinct]
1120
00:39:53,292 --> 00:39:57,596
Love you!
[fans screaming]
1121
00:39:57,596 --> 00:39:58,764
Love you!
1122
00:39:58,764 --> 00:39:59,732
I'm a little nervous
because I have
1123
00:39:59,732 --> 00:40:01,200
to throw out the first pitch.
1124
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,736
Now I'm even more nervous
because there's people around.
1125
00:40:03,736 --> 00:40:06,238
And everyone's going to
look at me and judge.
1126
00:40:06,238 --> 00:40:07,873
- Snooki!
1127
00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:09,141
- Good luck, boo.
1128
00:40:09,141 --> 00:40:11,176
- For tonight's first pitch,
1129
00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:13,445
please welcome to the field,
Snooki!
1130
00:40:13,445 --> 00:40:15,180
[cheers and applause]
- Stop!
1131
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:16,582
- You got this!
1132
00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:18,217
- Get it, mama!
1133
00:40:18,217 --> 00:40:20,719
- Walking out to do the first
pitch, I'm feeling anxious.
1134
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:22,254
- She's ready for her pitch.
- You're ready for this?
1135
00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:23,656
- I guess.
1136
00:40:23,656 --> 00:40:25,257
I don't want to look stupid
at Snooki night.
1137
00:40:25,257 --> 00:40:27,326
I just really want
to be able to, like,
1138
00:40:27,326 --> 00:40:30,229
throw it to the catcher
and not embarrass myself.
1139
00:40:30,229 --> 00:40:34,033
- Hey, Snooki, hey!
[cheers and applause]
1140
00:40:34,033 --> 00:40:37,036
[suspenseful music]
1141
00:40:37,036 --> 00:40:42,107
♪ ♪
1142
00:40:42,107 --> 00:40:45,010
- My heart is racing.
There's a ton of people here.
1143
00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:46,545
Literally,
everyone is looking at me.
1144
00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:48,580
And I feel like
I'm going to throw up.
1145
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:49,882
I can't breathe.
1146
00:40:49,882 --> 00:40:51,750
- Let's go, girl!
- Come on, girl. You got it.
1147
00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:53,452
- I don't think I can do this.
1148
00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:56,088
- Oh, my God. She's frozen.
- Oh, my goodness.
1149
00:40:56,088 --> 00:40:57,556
[heart pounding]
1150
00:41:01,161 --> 00:41:02,295
- I'm going to proclaim
"Jersey Shore" day.
1151
00:41:02,295 --> 00:41:04,597
- Let's go!
We got our own day!
1152
00:41:04,597 --> 00:41:07,400
- It's Jers-day
in Atlantic City.
1153
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,501
And I'm stripping.
1154
00:41:10,670 --> 00:41:12,038
- [bleep] you too!
1155
00:41:12,605 --> 00:41:14,374
- Oh, my God.
Chris L texted her!
1156
00:41:14,374 --> 00:41:16,709
- He's like,
if you want to have a baby,
1157
00:41:16,709 --> 00:41:18,278
I don't mind giving you
my sperm.
1158
00:41:18,278 --> 00:41:19,345
- What?