1 00:00:01,969 --> 00:00:03,904 - ♪♪ MTV ♪♪ 2 00:00:03,971 --> 00:00:05,139 - All I've ever wanted in my life 3 00:00:05,205 --> 00:00:06,940 is, like, to have a father. 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,609 I was trying to get to know him. 5 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:09,876 And-- 6 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:11,878 - Yo! 7 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:12,979 - Hey, here's the choocha. 8 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:14,481 - Ready to go for a run? 9 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:17,017 - So I'm back in Vegas getting ready for Chippendales. 10 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:18,752 I love going for a run with you! 11 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:21,321 - We may be one shy today. 12 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:23,089 I think Angeliners had surgery yesterday. 13 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:26,192 Also, Angelina told me the relationship 14 00:00:26,259 --> 00:00:30,264 between her and her fiancé has collapsed. 15 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,466 - Oh. 16 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,601 - Snooki night! 17 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:36,404 - Girls night with Mike. 18 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:38,405 - Get it, mama! 19 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:41,141 - Walking out to do the first pitch, I'm feeling anxious. 20 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,109 I don't want to look stupid at Snooki night. 21 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:44,277 - Come on, girl. You got it. 22 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,213 - She's frozen. - Oh, my goodness. 23 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:51,952 - ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪ 24 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:53,454 ♪♪ Let's party, get loud ♪♪ - Yeah, buddy! 25 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:56,624 - ♪♪ If you wanna have fun ♪♪ - Party's here! 26 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:59,225 - The Situation is under construction. 27 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:01,695 - We're so classy now. - ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪ 28 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:04,197 - On the seventh day, it'll be lit. 29 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:06,801 - Get the frig out of here, you crazy! 30 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,069 - Um, hello? - ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪ 31 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:11,371 - I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. 32 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:14,507 - ♪♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪♪ 33 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,880 - ♪♪ Yo, get ready for the takeover ♪♪ 34 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:22,649 ♪♪ Full disclosure, I'm coming with that bulldozer ♪♪ 35 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:23,950 ♪♪ Your house of cards about to blow over ♪♪ 36 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:26,420 - For tonight's first pitch, please 37 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,755 welcome to the field, Snooki! 38 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:31,858 [cheering] 39 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,064 - I'm kind of nervous. 40 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:40,467 My kids are my biggest supporters. 41 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:44,371 Oh, sugar! 42 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,773 [bleep]! 43 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,907 And Lorenzo is really good at baseball. 44 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:49,543 And I don't want to let him down. 45 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,846 So, now, I got to get my [bleep] together. 46 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:54,414 [tense music] 47 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:57,517 [cheering] 48 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,620 - Whoo, that was amazing! 49 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:02,356 - I did it, not bad. 50 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,992 - Snooki has an arm on her. 51 00:02:05,059 --> 00:02:06,960 - I feel like my form was great. 52 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:08,695 Like, I'm Derek Jeter. 53 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:11,031 I mean, Lorenzo is going to be proud of me. 54 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,866 [thunder rumbling] 55 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:14,167 - Um, I think it's lightning. 56 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:16,270 We might get electrocuted. 57 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,771 - Attention, fans. 58 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,674 Due to the rain, we are still in a weather delay. 59 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:23,710 Please enjoy more Snooki Night festivities while we 60 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,247 wait for the storm to pass. 61 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:27,848 - It's pouring. 62 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:30,083 - I don't think there's going to be a baseball game. 63 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,719 I'm just throwing it out there. 64 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,787 - I have a little secret going on that none of the roomies 65 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:34,789 know about. 66 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:37,258 I have to do the contest. 67 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,426 I thought it would be so fun to enter 68 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,994 the Snooki lookalike contest. 69 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:42,563 Hello! - Oh, my god, hey! 70 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:43,764 - Are you ready for Snooki Night? 71 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,299 - What do you have? 72 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:48,035 - So I really hope the contest doesn't get canceled. 73 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,437 - Make your way to the front of the stadium 74 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,239 for a Snooki meet and greet. 75 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:54,574 - What a sin, it's pouring! 76 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:56,910 I'm so excited because I love my meet and greets. 77 00:02:58,779 --> 00:02:59,947 - No, that's actually really good. 78 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,016 - No, it's not! - I thought that was me! 79 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:04,418 Like, this makes me feel accomplished and amazing. 80 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:05,552 And I'm grateful. 81 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:08,588 And I'm blessed to, like, have fans. 82 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:09,923 Nice to meet you! 83 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,292 [upbeat music] 84 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,960 Hey, girl! 85 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,230 Yeah, this is how I got out of work in Italy. 86 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:17,331 - Can you sign my arm? 87 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:18,698 - Yeah! 88 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:20,501 - It's probably a really weird request, but-- 89 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:21,502 - Are you going to, like, get it tattooed? 90 00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:22,803 - Yep. 91 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,338 - That means I have to make it look cute. 92 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:26,807 - Thank you so much for meeting me. 93 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,208 - Tag me when you get it done. 94 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:29,209 - I promise I will. 95 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:30,544 - I'll put it on my story. 96 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:31,946 - Why don't you hit up single Angeliner 97 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:34,381 and see what she's doing? 98 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,049 - Angelina was supposed to come today. 99 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:39,820 But she decided this week that she needed a new boob job. 100 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,056 Hey, Ang. - Hi, Ang. 101 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:43,290 - Hi. 102 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:45,826 - You should be laying down, Ang. 103 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:49,163 [screaming] 104 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,697 - Angelina! 105 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:54,101 - Her whole titties out, whoo! 106 00:03:54,168 --> 00:03:55,836 You're seeing tits. I don't want to see it. 107 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,072 It's nipples! 108 00:03:58,139 --> 00:03:59,306 - Angeliner! 109 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:00,641 - Oh, she showed her boobie again? 110 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,275 - Oh, [bleep]! She got me. 111 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:03,877 It's just too much. 112 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,812 I miss my boys at this particular moment. 113 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:08,215 Where is MVP? 114 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:12,552 - Wait, Ang, is Vinny 2.0 still in the house? 115 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:13,954 - Ah, I told you! 116 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:15,889 - Oh, wow. - I told you. 117 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,858 - Oh, my god, Chris L. texted her! 118 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,393 - He's like, I love you, all these things. 119 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:22,696 And then, he's like, hey, if you want to have a baby, 120 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,932 I don't mind giving you my sperm. 121 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,667 - Chris L. is back in the building! 122 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:27,968 - What? 123 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:30,671 - I now declare you both husband and wife. 124 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:32,973 [screaming] 125 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,841 - You're both going to work out and commit to it, 126 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:35,875 or you leave. 127 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,177 That's it. 128 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:38,745 - It's like the game of baseball right now. 129 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:40,814 Chris L. is back in the building. 130 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:43,650 2.0, he's out at second. 131 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:48,088 But Chris L. is sliding into home with the sperm, OK? 132 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:49,423 I'm rooting for him. 133 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,858 - Bring Chris L. back. - Bring Chris L. back. 134 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:53,960 - I know, Mike. I know. 135 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,429 - ♪♪ She a good girl ♪♪ 136 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:57,030 ♪♪ She's my best friend ♪♪ 137 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,331 ♪♪ She's a bring the rainbow when it's raining ♪♪ 138 00:04:58,398 --> 00:05:00,734 - Folks, we're still in a rain delay. 139 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,736 But we'll be having a Snooki lookalike 140 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,772 contest in 15 minutes. 141 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,106 [phone ringing] 142 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:07,608 - Yo. 143 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:08,742 - Yo, what's up, fam? 144 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:09,877 - You good? 145 00:05:09,944 --> 00:05:11,211 - It's tough, man. 146 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:12,613 It was, like, a two- to three-hour car ride. 147 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,149 And the girls were talking nothing about periods. 148 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:16,316 - Ugh. 149 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:18,218 - Like, your vagina opens up so big. 150 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:20,920 And, like, the amount of water that came out of me. 151 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,956 - I'm pretty sure I pooped and they didn't tell me. 152 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:24,725 - Oh, god. - Yo, listen, bro. 153 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:25,992 You got to get out of there. 154 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:26,927 You got to get out of there ASAP. 155 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,194 - What are you doing? 156 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:29,563 - Yeah, I'm just out in Vegas right now. 157 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:33,200 - Oh, nice! 158 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:36,436 As soon as Vinny mentions that he's going to be in Atlantic 159 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:39,005 City for Chippendales, I'm thinking to myself, 160 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,574 of course we are coming. 161 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,209 It's time for the squad to support. 162 00:05:42,276 --> 00:05:43,677 - You should be with MVP. 163 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:44,979 - All right, definitely, listen. 164 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,613 I got to get out of here. I'll text you later. 165 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,215 - Godspeed, my brother. 166 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,690 - I'm going to meet you. I have to go pee. 167 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:57,858 - OK. 168 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,660 - This is my perfect time to sneak 169 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,161 off and get into my outfit. 170 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:04,732 I have an entire Snooki costume in this box right now. 171 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,466 - ♪♪ I don't care if the people stare ♪♪ 172 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,534 ♪♪ I'ma do me ♪♪ 173 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,136 ♪♪ I'm gonna dye my hair ♪♪ 174 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,371 - I'm gonna win this bitch. 175 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:11,539 Where's the beach? 176 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:14,307 I literally look like Fran Drescher 177 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,011 right now with the big hair. 178 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,312 Mwah! 179 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:19,947 I look crazy. 180 00:06:20,014 --> 00:06:21,982 - Get down here, Deena. 181 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,818 - Hey, where's the beach? 182 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:24,952 - Deena looks-- 183 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:26,587 - Where's the stadium? 184 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:27,988 - --iconic. 185 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,991 - Final call for the Snooki look-alike-- 186 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:34,161 judging in five minutes. 187 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:38,064 - Mike just called me because he's with all the girls 188 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:39,066 right now. 189 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,367 And I left him. 190 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:43,237 So, right now, he's in the middle of, like, 191 00:06:43,304 --> 00:06:46,006 baby talk, period talk. 192 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,409 He sounds like he's going through it right now. 193 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:49,543 - Say "party's here." 194 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:51,378 - Party's here! 195 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:53,980 Oh, my god, this is incredible. 196 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,382 - Where's the beach? 197 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:58,185 - This is the best Snooki I've ever seen, 198 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,820 outside of the real Snooki. 199 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:03,857 - Wait, wait, we have another entry! 200 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:07,060 - Who is that? 201 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,762 - Where's the pitch? 202 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:10,530 - I can't. 203 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:11,732 - I'm so impressed. 204 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:13,333 And I'm like, yes, girl, get it. 205 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,436 - Meatball problems! 206 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:17,871 - Deena plays a really good Snooki. 207 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,174 - All right, come on and give us your best Snooki 208 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:21,808 dance moves. 209 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,710 - ♪♪ Moving too fast, but I still got the class ♪♪ 210 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,380 - Look at her! 211 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:27,981 - ♪♪ I'll be on the move ♪♪ 212 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,216 ♪♪ But I'm off the track ♪♪ 213 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,317 ♪♪ I see you looking for me ♪♪ 214 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,119 ♪♪ But I'm not on your map ♪♪ 215 00:07:32,186 --> 00:07:33,553 ♪♪ Less cream, more sugar ♪♪ 216 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:34,554 ♪♪ I'm not here to meet your mother ♪♪ 217 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:35,989 ♪♪ Can't stand around ♪♪ 218 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,591 ♪♪ So let me holla at your brother ♪♪ 219 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:40,661 - Yeah. - [laughing] 220 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:41,996 ♪♪ ♪♪ 221 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,263 Can I just pick the top three? 222 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,465 - Yeah. 223 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:46,633 - In my heart, Deena definitely won. 224 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,773 - But obviously, I want to pick one of my fans. 225 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,877 [cheering] 226 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,949 I feel like this is full circle. 227 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:04,084 When I used to work at Renegades, I told everyone, 228 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,452 I'm going to be famous one day on TV. 229 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:06,921 And they were like, yeah, sure. 230 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,657 15 years later, everybody knows what "Jersey Shore" is. 231 00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:11,258 This is amazing. 232 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:12,659 - You want me to take a picture with you when you're Snooki? 233 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:13,693 - Sure, thank you. 234 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,128 - And then, seeing all the fans 235 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:18,099 and they're dressed up like me, I'm like, who am I? 236 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,166 Like, how cool! 237 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:20,367 - [screaming] 238 00:08:20,434 --> 00:08:21,869 - It's kryptonite! 239 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:23,637 - Whoo! 240 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:27,875 - I'm going to proclaim, Jersey Shore Day. 241 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:29,242 - Let's go! 242 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:30,510 We got our own day. 243 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:32,846 - It's Jersey Day in Atlantic City. 244 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:33,981 And I'm stripping. 245 00:08:34,048 --> 00:08:36,717 - We're in Atlantic City, bitch. 246 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:38,919 - You guys will be very shocked that me 247 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:40,254 and you went on four dates. 248 00:08:40,321 --> 00:08:41,722 - What! 249 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,156 - We were definitely, like, into each other. 250 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,524 - Oh, my god! 251 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:47,227 We're finding this out 15 [bleep] years later? 252 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,628 - He has the photo. 253 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,663 - He does? 254 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,765 - Oh, my god! 255 00:08:57,604 --> 00:09:00,674 - ♪♪ Is it better now? ♪♪ 256 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:04,345 ♪♪ Is it better now? ♪♪ 257 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,513 - [sighs] 258 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,715 I feel like I'm going to faint. 259 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,251 So I am recovering from surgery. 260 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,251 I'm not feeling great. 261 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,453 I got my boobs done. 262 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,090 I got them a little bigger because I had to 263 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,258 because I lost so much weight from stress. 264 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:22,163 But sometimes it hurts like a bitch, like today. 265 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,497 [phone ringing] 266 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,098 I'm leaking blood out of my tits. 267 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,434 And freaking, that [bleep] hurts. 268 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:28,569 Hi. 269 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:29,737 - How are you doing? 270 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,839 Are you hurting more today? 271 00:09:31,906 --> 00:09:34,708 - As the day goes on, I'm hurting more and more. 272 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:35,876 Like, you know what I mean? 273 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,778 - I have, like, a bunch of sandwiches 274 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:41,381 I want to drop off to you, just in case you need food. 275 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:44,384 - Oh, that's so nice of you to think about me like that. 276 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:46,020 - I'll be there in, like, 20. 277 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,087 - Bye. 278 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,656 - Hey. - Hey, girl. 279 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:53,560 I was gonna stop by Angelina's to make sure she's all good. 280 00:09:58,232 --> 00:09:59,366 - I just had the same surgery. 281 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,268 Like, it is not easy. 282 00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:02,669 I'll see you in a few. - OK. 283 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,505 [upbeat music] 284 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:06,006 - ♪♪ You got me so fly, oh, my ♪♪ 285 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:07,374 ♪♪ Bet I do it better than your old guy ♪♪ 286 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,410 ♪♪ Take you places you gonna like ♪♪ 287 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,211 ♪♪ Temptation on both sides ♪♪ 288 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,246 - Honeys, I just landed. 289 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,449 And I'm heading to Paulie's now. 290 00:10:15,516 --> 00:10:17,484 - Have fun and be safe. 291 00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:18,685 - Love you, honey. I'll text you later. 292 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:22,089 Girl's day was too much for BDS. 293 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,792 So it was definitely time for an MVP trip. 294 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,293 Let's go! 295 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:27,861 Yo, what up, man? 296 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,229 BDS is in the building. 297 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,231 - Come on in, man. 298 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,565 We in the back. 299 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,000 - All right. 300 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,935 - Welcome to Vegas. - Damn, what y'all up to? 301 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,670 I just left the ladies. 302 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,939 And now, I stumble upon this. 303 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:40,840 So I definitely miss my boys. 304 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:44,178 The feminine energies are starting to wear on me. 305 00:10:44,245 --> 00:10:46,546 Some of the information was TMI, man. 306 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:47,848 - Oh, man. - Poor Mike. 307 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,283 - Hence why I had to come out and see my boys. 308 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,584 - There's no feminine energy over here. 309 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,585 - No. 310 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:52,719 [laughs] 311 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:58,759 ♪♪ ♪♪ 312 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,026 - ♪♪ Call on me ♪♪ 313 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,795 ♪♪ And I'll be there ♪♪ 314 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,798 - All righty, I know you're sick. 315 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,132 Bitch still got to put on lashes. 316 00:11:05,199 --> 00:11:07,634 - ♪♪ No mask, no cape to wear ♪♪ 317 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:11,538 ♪♪ But I can be a hero ♪♪ 318 00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:13,273 - Thanks for meeting me. 319 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,442 ♪♪ ♪♪ 320 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:18,312 - Hi, you are currently being recorded. 321 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,480 - Is that that? 322 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:20,781 - I think it's her thing. 323 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,651 - Oh, my god, that scared the crap out of me. 324 00:11:23,718 --> 00:11:25,886 - Sorry, we're not interested. 325 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,254 - The [bleep]? 326 00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:29,490 - [laughs] 327 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:30,924 - Hi! 328 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,959 - Your Ring just talked mad [bleep] to us. 329 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,195 - You look great! 330 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,396 - Really? 331 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,764 - Yeah, you look good, better than I 332 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,065 would look after surgery. 333 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,000 - Wait, what did you look like when you got yours? 334 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,202 - This, I looked like this. 335 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,404 - Oh, my god, is that the cat thing I bought you? 336 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,140 - Yes! - The cat tree. 337 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,608 - Look at Big Boy. - Big Boy is a big boy. 338 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:50,911 - Big Boy is the cutest cat ever. 339 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:55,282 But he's always got [bleep] in his ass, though. 340 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,951 Oh, my god, Angelina! 341 00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:58,952 - You're the mom. 342 00:11:59,019 --> 00:11:59,954 You have to pull it off. 343 00:12:00,021 --> 00:12:01,155 - I try it! 344 00:12:01,222 --> 00:12:02,356 - You need to clean his [bleep]. 345 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,824 - [bleep] my life. Where is he? 346 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:04,958 - This poor cat. 347 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,092 I don't know what else to say. 348 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,994 Like, buzz this cat's ass. 349 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,230 - Ew! It's embedded [bleep]. 350 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,798 - You gotta [bleep] buzz his ass. 351 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,166 I had to take over. 352 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,168 - I'm going to throw up. 353 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,602 - All right, don't throw up. 354 00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:16,771 - Oh, my god. 355 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:17,938 - There's more? 356 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,473 - Oh, Jenni, you're a good friend. 357 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:20,841 - I love animals. 358 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,076 - It's embedded [bleep]. 359 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,811 - Oh, my god, hold your [bleep] cat! 360 00:12:23,878 --> 00:12:25,045 - I'm going to go to the bathroom. 361 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,146 I'm going to throw up. 362 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,847 - Sam, don't you [bleep]-- 363 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,049 - I want nothing to do with this. 364 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,951 Good boy, Big Boy! 365 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,118 - Oh, my god, you are-- 366 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,253 you're getting the [bleep] off. 367 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,088 Damn it, Big Boy. 368 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:38,125 And watch your hair so I don't shave your hair off. 369 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,693 - God, that's nasty. 370 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,262 - You got it? 371 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,430 - You got to wipe his [bleep], though, with the baby wipe. 372 00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,398 - I just wanted to check on Angelina 373 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:46,667 to make sure she's good. 374 00:12:46,734 --> 00:12:47,668 And now-- 375 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,469 [gagging] 376 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,405 I'm going to go puke now. 377 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,473 - Well, I was hungry, so. 378 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,542 - Well, now, you're not hungry anymore probably. 379 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,477 - Does he know that we're going to Atlantic City? 380 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,079 We got to go out and see this boy out there. 381 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,347 - Yep, Chippendales. 382 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,316 I have downloaded the squad. 383 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,517 So, that's what's happening. 384 00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:05,085 - You don't have to. - Oh, stop. 385 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,620 - Remember, like, "Dancing with the Stars"? 386 00:13:06,687 --> 00:13:08,489 I told you guys, like, let's just wait a little while. 387 00:13:08,556 --> 00:13:09,490 - Can we come this week? 388 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,125 - I'd rather you not. 389 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,492 I'm just trying to focus on the-- 390 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,794 - You don't want your friends to support you? 391 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,595 - I don't need that type of distraction right now. 392 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,197 - Oh, come on, man. - We're going. 393 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,365 - We don't have to do all that. 394 00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:19,633 Because then you're going to come. 395 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:20,935 You're going to go to Short Hills. 396 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,469 You're going to buy another Versace shirt. 397 00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:24,137 - I was trying to be a little subtle tonight. 398 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,673 - I see that! 399 00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:27,140 - It's going to be a whole big thing again. 400 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,042 - So it's always fun for the roommates 401 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,477 to come see me perform. 402 00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:31,979 But I'm always a little scared of what they're 403 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,315 going to do because I do need to put on a show 404 00:13:34,382 --> 00:13:35,783 and concentrate. 405 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,084 - Yo, we got to represent, man. - We gotta support. 406 00:13:37,151 --> 00:13:38,319 - Yeah. 407 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,419 - Have you talked to Chris? 408 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,721 - Yeah. 409 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:43,256 He's like, hey, if you want to have a baby, 410 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,659 I don't mind giving you my sperm. 411 00:13:45,726 --> 00:13:47,861 How it started was, out of nowhere-- 412 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,263 it breaks my heart about your dad 413 00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:50,630 and what you're going through. 414 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,499 I used to watch you sleep at night, all peaceful, 415 00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:55,101 just thinking how much I just want to make you happy 416 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,005 and give you a life and family you never had. 417 00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,573 Chris, my ex-husband, we were together 418 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,841 for almost five years. 419 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,543 Chris is a nice guy. 420 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,145 He's never been a bad soul. 421 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,246 All I ever wanted was to make you happy 422 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:07,781 because I really did love you more 423 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,283 than anyone in this world. 424 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:11,118 Why is he offering me his sperm? 425 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,253 - He obviously wants more than to be your friend, Angie. 426 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,688 Do you want that? 427 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,023 - I want to have one child. 428 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,058 - Ugh. 429 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:21,328 No, no, Angelina, you cannot have a baby right now. 430 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,397 - You don't just want to have a random kid with somebody. 431 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,664 Like-- - No, I know. 432 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,367 - There's a lot of responsibility. 433 00:14:26,434 --> 00:14:27,635 - I go back and forth with it. 434 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,703 I don't want marriage. 435 00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:31,438 ♪♪ ♪♪ 436 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,073 But then, I do want a child. 437 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,375 - If it is Chris, you know, that's your own decision. 438 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,678 But there's a lot of responsibility. 439 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,546 [thud] - Who's that? 440 00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:40,647 [distant chatter] 441 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,084 - Mm-hmm. 442 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,220 He's downstairs working out. - Why? 443 00:14:46,287 --> 00:14:48,622 - ♪♪ Trouble ♪♪ 444 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,024 - I'm just, I'm so confused. 445 00:14:50,091 --> 00:14:52,359 Why is Vinny in the basement right now? 446 00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:54,261 Girl, he can hear this. 447 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,097 - Are you with Vinny? 448 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,331 - I mean, yeah. 449 00:14:57,398 --> 00:14:58,933 But I don't know. 450 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,702 Can he hear me? 451 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,003 - Like, what are you doing? 452 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,939 Chris L. wants to make a baby with her. 453 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,006 Vinny's still living there. 454 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,442 - I knew he's been here. 455 00:15:08,509 --> 00:15:10,677 - Now, I'm a little upset. 456 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,579 Why didn't he clean the cat's ass? 457 00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:16,283 - ♪♪ Trouble ♪♪ 458 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,386 [cat meows] 459 00:15:23,824 --> 00:15:25,125 - ♪♪ I want to make more paper than loose change ♪♪ 460 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,393 ♪♪ I want to be seen in a new range ♪♪ 461 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,761 ♪♪ My notebook is full of stains ♪♪ 462 00:15:27,828 --> 00:15:29,463 ♪♪ It's a new change, I been eating ♪♪ 463 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:30,698 - Is Vin here? 464 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:34,000 - Yeah, he's downstairs working out. 465 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:37,438 Things with me and Vinny took a little bit of a-- 466 00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:39,940 [tense music] 467 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,209 A little rough turn a little bit. 468 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,846 But we're trucking along, you know? 469 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:48,082 - Mike just told us what happened at his house. 470 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,416 So now, I'm confused. 471 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,252 - You and Vin, what's happening with that? 472 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:52,819 - He claims he has no money. 473 00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:54,755 Then he gets a Porsche truck. 474 00:15:54,822 --> 00:15:56,122 Which one is it? 475 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,791 Are you saving all your money living with me, 476 00:15:57,858 --> 00:15:59,859 or are you not and you're broke? 477 00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:04,398 - I would like to believe that people are not using me. 478 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,100 But it's a sad life right now, in general. 479 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,869 Look what just happened with my father. 480 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,671 - He's like, I need to have this money in my pocket 481 00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:11,671 by this date. 482 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,273 - What the [bleep]? 483 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,742 - He asked me for money. 484 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,443 And that's not normal. 485 00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:17,644 So, to be honest with you, like, 486 00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,612 I just want, like, positivity. 487 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,782 These last three years, it's been bad for me. 488 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:25,252 I don't think I'm going to get married again. 489 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,786 - No? 490 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:28,823 - No. 491 00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:31,225 I always, like, thought to myself, 492 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,627 like, why is Jenni not marrying Zack? 493 00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:35,296 I kind of understand now. 494 00:16:35,363 --> 00:16:36,830 I just don't want, like, a repeat of what happened to me 495 00:16:36,897 --> 00:16:38,699 with my divorce and stuff. 496 00:16:38,766 --> 00:16:40,267 Divorce is not easy. 497 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:41,701 It takes a toll on you. 498 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,603 I'm, like, in this house alone. 499 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,506 It's very emotional. 500 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,007 Still, to this day, I'm struggling. 501 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,442 - And then, you're dragging someone else 502 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:51,011 into it because I started dating Zack 503 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,846 before I finalized my divorce. 504 00:16:52,913 --> 00:16:55,015 And I always felt guilty for, like, 505 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,651 bringing someone else in when I didn't have, like, 506 00:16:57,718 --> 00:16:58,852 closure yet. 507 00:16:58,919 --> 00:16:59,853 - I'd rather have a kid. 508 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,788 [laughs] 509 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:06,427 - I know Angelina's life is not where she wants it to be. 510 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,263 But babies do not solve problems. 511 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,998 They actually amplify them. 512 00:17:11,065 --> 00:17:14,001 Like, you can't have kids just to receive something that you 513 00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:15,469 didn't have before growing up. 514 00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:16,903 It can't fill the void. 515 00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:19,272 You have to fix the void to make sure 516 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,774 that they don't repeat the same [bleep] 517 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,042 that happened in your life. 518 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,612 And honestly, I would never wish kids 519 00:17:24,678 --> 00:17:27,080 on someone that isn't ready. 520 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,415 - I get what she's saying. 521 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,686 But like, no one is ever ready to have a child. 522 00:17:31,752 --> 00:17:33,120 You just do it. 523 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,555 - I know you really want to get pregnant. 524 00:17:34,622 --> 00:17:35,622 But there's so much [bleep] going on 525 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:36,624 in your life right now. 526 00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:37,658 You just got your tits done. 527 00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:39,192 You got problems with your family. 528 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,929 Like, everything will come when it comes and will happen. 529 00:17:41,996 --> 00:17:43,597 - Yeah. 530 00:17:43,664 --> 00:17:44,998 - I definitely think Angelina has so much on her plate 531 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,099 right now. 532 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,301 And I really care about her. 533 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,403 She just needs to overall focus on herself. 534 00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:51,471 And everything else will fall into place. 535 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:54,909 - Thank you guys for coming and, like, really showing up 536 00:17:54,975 --> 00:17:56,910 and shaving Big Boy for me. 537 00:17:56,977 --> 00:17:58,278 He's going to love you for life now. 538 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,247 [laughs] 539 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:03,450 [whimsical music] 540 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,519 ♪♪ ♪♪ 541 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,188 - Oh, we've arrived, boys. 542 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,221 It's happening. 543 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,289 - This is our spot. 544 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,691 We put this place on our map. 545 00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:12,159 - We got Mike in Vegas. 546 00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:14,562 So it's only right we go to our favorite restaurant. 547 00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:15,796 That's Casa di Amore. 548 00:18:15,863 --> 00:18:17,330 - A table for MVP? 549 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:20,701 We've been going to Casa di Amore in Vegas for years. 550 00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:22,035 I don't know if I could hold myself 551 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,338 back right now, Vincent. 552 00:18:24,405 --> 00:18:27,007 We're about to eat our best life! 553 00:18:27,074 --> 00:18:29,243 - Hello, guys, how you doing? 554 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,810 - Hi, so good to see you! 555 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,345 - Oh, my god, great to see you! 556 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:33,780 - There's our girl. 557 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:37,618 We've had one server at Casa di Amore and no one else. 558 00:18:37,685 --> 00:18:38,952 Oh, my god, she's here! 559 00:18:39,019 --> 00:18:40,187 - How you doing tonight? - How are you? 560 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,255 - Are you going to start with that? 561 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,722 - Hey! 562 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,625 - Oh, my goodness, nice to see you again! 563 00:18:44,692 --> 00:18:46,026 - Good to see you. 564 00:18:46,093 --> 00:18:48,062 You're, like, our designated waitress every time. 565 00:18:48,129 --> 00:18:49,563 - She always takes care of us. 566 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:54,267 And one time, she called dinner "deener." 567 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,003 - And I got one more for deener. 568 00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:57,004 - For Deener? 569 00:18:57,071 --> 00:18:58,004 - For Deener? 570 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,474 - We have a friend named Deena. 571 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,142 - Dinner! 572 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,210 - Dinner! 573 00:19:03,277 --> 00:19:04,844 - And, like, now, we just always 574 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:09,049 want her to serve us our deener because it sounds like Deener. 575 00:19:09,116 --> 00:19:10,050 [laughs] 576 00:19:10,117 --> 00:19:11,284 - You know what, 577 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,686 I'm going to try the panzanella salad, 578 00:19:12,753 --> 00:19:15,889 some baked clams, oh, definitely the garlic 579 00:19:15,956 --> 00:19:17,191 clove-- lamb chops, probably? 580 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,226 - He probably wants some more appetizers. 581 00:19:19,293 --> 00:19:20,427 - And a mozzarella stick in there. 582 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,728 - This just turned into a cheat meal. 583 00:19:21,795 --> 00:19:22,796 Don't fill up. 584 00:19:22,863 --> 00:19:23,931 - That's what she said. 585 00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:27,400 What is BVS not ordering is the question? 586 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,903 - Pardon my reach, please. 587 00:19:28,969 --> 00:19:30,737 - Oh, wow, that came out quick, too. 588 00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:31,805 - It definitely did. 589 00:19:31,872 --> 00:19:32,906 Oh, there you go. 590 00:19:32,973 --> 00:19:33,907 - Oh, wow. 591 00:19:33,974 --> 00:19:35,542 - These guys are thorough, man. 592 00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,578 - We got the VIPs up in here. - Yeah. 593 00:19:37,645 --> 00:19:39,446 So, how's Nikki? - Oh, she's good. 594 00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:40,448 - She's good? 595 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:43,416 - I hate Nikki. 596 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,285 - He hates when you mention the main piece when the side 597 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,353 piece is on a date right now. 598 00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:48,555 - Vin, how is single life? 599 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,157 - It feels like a small roster. 600 00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:51,524 - There's a stable. 601 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:52,793 - I definitely am not a thot anymore, though. 602 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,060 I don't really-- 603 00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:55,796 - So you're not in your ho phase anymore? 604 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,164 - No, I don't go out. 605 00:19:57,231 --> 00:19:58,765 I barely drink. - Wow! 606 00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:00,201 - In order for me to be intimate now, 607 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,535 I have to have, like, a spiritual 608 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,937 and emotional connection. 609 00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:04,605 - Wow! 610 00:20:04,672 --> 00:20:06,173 - I think that I was always dating for, like, the moment 611 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,909 and always just trying to, like, think with my [bleep], 612 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,110 you know? 613 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,880 And now, I'm more thinking with my brain 614 00:20:12,947 --> 00:20:16,483 and thinking about the future because I want to start 615 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:17,918 a family with somebody. 616 00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:20,487 So I'm now looking for a different type of partner. 617 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,723 - Could you imagine being in the dating world 618 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:23,991 today, going-- 619 00:20:24,058 --> 00:20:26,360 - Oh, my god, it's a jungle out there. 620 00:20:26,427 --> 00:20:27,727 - Yeah. 621 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,430 - Well, not even that, it's unlimited options. 622 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:30,731 - That's what I mean! 623 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,866 - So how did you guys know when you wanted 624 00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:34,335 to actually be with your girl? 625 00:20:34,402 --> 00:20:35,669 - I didn't know. 626 00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:37,938 Me and Nikki, like, we clicked so fast so early. 627 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,773 - Hey! 628 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,742 - When does this Jamaican voodoo wear off? 629 00:20:41,809 --> 00:20:43,077 - There's no voodoo. 630 00:20:43,143 --> 00:20:45,946 It's just vibes, man. 631 00:20:46,013 --> 00:20:48,015 - And then, even that was like, I'm like, oh, [bleep], 632 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,183 I don't know. And I still question myself. 633 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,585 - He rolled solo. 634 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,820 - I'm rolling solo for now. 635 00:20:55,155 --> 00:20:56,990 - But then, I revisited it. 636 00:20:57,057 --> 00:20:59,025 - You hurt my feelings. 637 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,794 You don't care? - I didn't say I didn't care. 638 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:01,795 - Do you? 639 00:21:01,862 --> 00:21:02,930 - Of course I care. 640 00:21:02,997 --> 00:21:04,297 And then, look at what happened now. 641 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,567 It's like, all right, I'm done being ratchet. 642 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,101 My mentality changed. 643 00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:09,869 Something just clicks in your mind 644 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,172 when it's time to turn down that ratchet life. 645 00:21:12,239 --> 00:21:13,474 You're done with that single life. 646 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,942 You done did it all. Mike went through it. 647 00:21:15,009 --> 00:21:16,410 I went through it. 648 00:21:16,477 --> 00:21:17,944 Now, Vinny's going through it. He's at that point. 649 00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:19,312 It's just like, it's like a light switch. 650 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,514 It clicks. 651 00:21:20,581 --> 00:21:23,284 Before I got back with Lauren, right? 652 00:21:23,351 --> 00:21:24,785 She was engaged. 653 00:21:24,852 --> 00:21:26,954 She picked up the phone. 654 00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:28,655 And she was respectful, right? 655 00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:29,957 - Yeah. 656 00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:31,625 - Once she hung up, she changed her number 657 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:32,826 because she was a good girl. 658 00:21:32,893 --> 00:21:33,928 - Yeah. - Yeah. 659 00:21:33,994 --> 00:21:35,061 - That shows you she's a good girl. 660 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,129 She did the right thing. 661 00:21:36,196 --> 00:21:37,464 - Yeah, she did the right thing. 662 00:21:37,531 --> 00:21:38,832 We got a really good love story, me and my wife. 663 00:21:38,899 --> 00:21:40,434 Lauren's my college sweetheart. 664 00:21:40,501 --> 00:21:43,536 And then we went away from each other because 665 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,272 of our various career paths. 666 00:21:45,339 --> 00:21:48,608 And then, at the right time and right place, 667 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:51,344 me and my now wife reconnected. 668 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,480 I was done with that ratchet life. 669 00:21:53,547 --> 00:21:55,549 And I wanted more for myself. 670 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:56,650 So then-- 671 00:21:56,717 --> 00:21:58,185 - You got back with her. 672 00:21:58,252 --> 00:22:00,887 - I got back with her because I remembered the last time 673 00:22:00,954 --> 00:22:02,990 that I really was happy. 674 00:22:03,057 --> 00:22:06,826 And it wasn't, you know, the orgies. 675 00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:10,096 - The orgies were pretty lit. 676 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:11,431 - The orgies were lit, OK? 677 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:15,302 They were, they were, they were, they were, OK? 678 00:22:15,369 --> 00:22:17,237 But it gets old. 679 00:22:17,304 --> 00:22:18,572 - But I will tell you, though. 680 00:22:18,639 --> 00:22:22,810 When you're dating with intention of the future, 681 00:22:22,876 --> 00:22:24,945 you start to look for different qualities. 682 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:27,281 Like, in the past, I would look for, like, 683 00:22:27,348 --> 00:22:30,985 a model or a famous girl because she's very popular. 684 00:22:31,051 --> 00:22:33,687 But now, I'm like, how will that benefit me 685 00:22:33,754 --> 00:22:35,188 in terms of raising a family? 686 00:22:35,255 --> 00:22:36,590 Will she be a good mother? 687 00:22:36,657 --> 00:22:38,291 - It gets old, OK? 688 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:42,363 And you want more for your life and almost, like, your legacy. 689 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:45,632 And your legacy as a man is family. 690 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:47,701 And you're trying to build that. 691 00:22:47,768 --> 00:22:49,402 - And I noticed that both of your girls 692 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:54,674 have those qualities of someone to be a wifey. 693 00:22:56,077 --> 00:22:58,045 - I'm very grateful and thankful for Nikki. 694 00:22:58,112 --> 00:22:59,746 She's awesome. 695 00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:03,583 She's the type of woman that has those caring and nurturing 696 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,585 vibes, family values. 697 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:07,922 So once he's done with all that ratchetness, 698 00:23:07,988 --> 00:23:09,423 he's going to find the one. 699 00:23:09,490 --> 00:23:12,125 And hopefully it's soon because he's getting up there. 700 00:23:12,192 --> 00:23:13,727 - I'm 35, you know? 701 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,896 - My boy is becoming a man. 702 00:23:15,963 --> 00:23:17,998 - You're ready to settle down if the right one comes along. 703 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,133 - Yes. 704 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,602 I plan on being a good husband. 705 00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:25,539 So because of that, I'm looking for someone who, like, has 706 00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:30,077 First Lady vibes, who's conservative but mysterious, 707 00:23:30,144 --> 00:23:31,545 who's also a freak. 708 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,613 Don't get me wrong. I'm still a stripper, you know? 709 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,017 - We just have to find somebody that's OK with their boyfriend 710 00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:39,286 taking a shower onstage in Las Vegas in front 711 00:23:39,353 --> 00:23:40,587 of thousands of people. 712 00:23:40,654 --> 00:23:41,755 - Yeah, she don't got to be perfect. 713 00:23:41,822 --> 00:23:43,556 I do come with a little bit of baggage. 714 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:46,226 - ♪♪ I'm telling you right now, I'm that player ♪♪ 715 00:23:46,293 --> 00:23:49,195 ♪♪ If you heard that, it's all she wrote, yeah ♪♪ 716 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,636 - ♪♪ I know what a lot of y'all are thinking ♪♪ 717 00:23:55,703 --> 00:23:57,237 ♪♪ Where the hell I've been? ♪♪ 718 00:23:57,304 --> 00:23:58,872 ♪♪ I've been, I'm a grown man raising boys to men ♪♪ 719 00:23:58,939 --> 00:24:00,975 ♪♪ I've been putting work in on the family side ♪♪ 720 00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:02,376 ♪♪ My quagmire days is over ♪♪ 721 00:24:02,443 --> 00:24:05,379 [phones chiming] 722 00:24:05,446 --> 00:24:08,382 [tense music] 723 00:24:08,449 --> 00:24:14,487 ♪♪ ♪♪ 724 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:25,366 - What is this? 725 00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:26,466 - This is weird. 726 00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:28,234 - Listen up, Jersey Shore cast. 727 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,638 It's a great day here in the City of Atlantic City. 728 00:24:30,704 --> 00:24:32,006 Can we say great day? 729 00:24:32,073 --> 00:24:33,106 - Great day? 730 00:24:33,173 --> 00:24:34,909 - Great day! - Great day! 731 00:24:34,975 --> 00:24:37,344 - I'm Mayor Marty Small Senior and Mayor of the great City 732 00:24:37,411 --> 00:24:38,712 of Atlantic City. 733 00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:45,819 On September 22, where I'm going to proclaim 734 00:24:45,886 --> 00:24:49,690 it Jersey Shore Day. 735 00:24:49,757 --> 00:24:51,057 - Let's go! 736 00:24:51,124 --> 00:24:52,292 We got our own day. 737 00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:53,994 - Oh, my god, how cool! 738 00:24:54,061 --> 00:24:55,629 - I got goosebumps. 739 00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:56,997 - This has to be a prank. 740 00:24:57,064 --> 00:24:58,632 - We appreciate all the contributions 741 00:24:58,699 --> 00:25:01,268 that Jersey Shore has made to the great City 742 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:02,770 of Atlantic City. - Cheers, guys. 743 00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:04,104 - Atlantic City, baby. 744 00:25:04,171 --> 00:25:05,573 - AC, beautiful dinner. 745 00:25:05,639 --> 00:25:08,442 - In AC, everybody has fun, no drama. 746 00:25:08,509 --> 00:25:09,577 - Man, get the [bleep] out of here. 747 00:25:09,643 --> 00:25:10,578 - You punch me in the face? 748 00:25:10,644 --> 00:25:11,845 - Oh! 749 00:25:11,912 --> 00:25:13,580 - I have a new Atlantic City residency. 750 00:25:13,647 --> 00:25:17,417 If you came to party, make some noise! 751 00:25:17,484 --> 00:25:20,521 - And we look forward to giving you your much deserved honor. 752 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:23,390 - We're finally getting recognition! 753 00:25:23,456 --> 00:25:27,894 I feel like September 22, all around Americers, everybody 754 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:31,065 should have the day off, and everyone just blacks 755 00:25:31,131 --> 00:25:32,399 out and has a meatball day. 756 00:25:32,466 --> 00:25:34,635 Oh, my god, so cool! 757 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,603 - How exciting! 758 00:25:36,670 --> 00:25:38,472 - We're getting our own holiday. 759 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:40,340 Let's go, baby! 760 00:25:40,407 --> 00:25:43,877 Christmas, Easter, July 4th, 761 00:25:43,944 --> 00:25:47,248 and now, September 22, 762 00:25:47,314 --> 00:25:48,582 Jersey Shore Day. 763 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,250 Yeah, buddy! 764 00:25:50,317 --> 00:25:55,689 At one point in New Jersey, the governor was against us. 765 00:25:55,756 --> 00:26:00,494 And now, the mayor is decreeing a Jerz Day. 766 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,928 Damn! 767 00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:04,831 - Mommy and my friends got a day in Atlantic City. 768 00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:09,302 - September 22, it's Jerz Day in Atlantic City. 769 00:26:09,369 --> 00:26:10,971 We have our own holiday! 770 00:26:11,038 --> 00:26:12,772 And I'm stripping. 771 00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:15,842 - Bro, did you see that video? 772 00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:17,677 - Dude, this is going to be lit! 773 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,747 - So, are we Christopher Columbus? 774 00:26:19,813 --> 00:26:21,515 - We definitely discovered something. 775 00:26:21,582 --> 00:26:23,350 But it probably was just an STD. 776 00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:24,452 - Literally. 777 00:26:24,518 --> 00:26:25,819 And we're getting honored for it. 778 00:26:25,886 --> 00:26:27,321 - ♪♪ I seen it with no patience ♪♪ 779 00:26:27,387 --> 00:26:29,222 ♪♪ I dreamed it, and I chased it ♪♪ 780 00:26:29,289 --> 00:26:30,724 ♪♪ Facelift, I gave it ♪♪ 781 00:26:30,791 --> 00:26:32,493 ♪♪ This history in the making ♪♪ 782 00:26:32,559 --> 00:26:34,194 ♪♪ My movies when I make it ♪♪ 783 00:26:34,261 --> 00:26:35,796 ♪♪ My millions they will pay me ♪♪ 784 00:26:35,863 --> 00:26:38,365 - I think I'm going to wear it forever 785 00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:41,401 me and Vinny, perfect. 786 00:26:41,468 --> 00:26:42,836 - Hey, Paula! 787 00:26:42,903 --> 00:26:44,672 - Hi, Nino, nice shirt. 788 00:26:44,738 --> 00:26:46,406 The girls are coming. 789 00:26:46,473 --> 00:26:47,641 - Oh, wait a second. 790 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:49,042 Wait, there's-- there's Paula's house. 791 00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:52,113 - Hey, girl, hey! 792 00:26:52,179 --> 00:26:53,581 - Yay, come on, Nino. 793 00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:54,682 Come meet your new friends. 794 00:26:54,748 --> 00:26:56,951 - The girls are here! 795 00:26:57,017 --> 00:26:57,951 - Hey! 796 00:26:58,018 --> 00:27:00,087 - Good to see you! 797 00:27:00,154 --> 00:27:01,154 - How you doing? 798 00:27:01,221 --> 00:27:02,323 It's so good to see you. 799 00:27:02,390 --> 00:27:03,524 Are you excited? 800 00:27:03,590 --> 00:27:05,092 Are you going to strip? - Let's go. 801 00:27:05,158 --> 00:27:07,228 I got my Speedos under here. - OK, let me see! 802 00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:08,429 - No, no. 803 00:27:08,495 --> 00:27:10,197 - Whoa, I don't want to hit anybody! 804 00:27:10,264 --> 00:27:12,066 - Show those young whippersnappers 805 00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:14,068 a thing or two. 806 00:27:14,134 --> 00:27:15,035 - Ma. 807 00:27:15,102 --> 00:27:16,403 - Hi, Vin. 808 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:18,572 - Hey, what are you wearing? 809 00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:19,740 - What do you think? 810 00:27:19,807 --> 00:27:21,174 I'm coming to the show. 811 00:27:21,241 --> 00:27:22,410 You hear them? 812 00:27:22,476 --> 00:27:23,977 - Vinny, Vinny! 813 00:27:24,044 --> 00:27:25,479 - Everybody's ready. 814 00:27:25,546 --> 00:27:30,684 - Atlantic City is, like, Disneyland to 60-year-old 815 00:27:30,751 --> 00:27:32,753 women in Staten Island. 816 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:35,989 It just so happens, the show is canceled. 817 00:27:36,056 --> 00:27:37,958 - I am telling my mom that the show is 818 00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:40,661 canceled because it's a little bit of a distraction 819 00:27:40,728 --> 00:27:41,662 that I don't need. 820 00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:42,963 There's always next time. 821 00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:45,165 - OK, love you. 822 00:27:45,232 --> 00:27:46,366 Bye. 823 00:27:46,433 --> 00:27:48,068 - Bye. - Bye. 824 00:27:48,135 --> 00:27:49,336 - I have bad news. 825 00:27:49,403 --> 00:27:50,871 - What? 826 00:27:50,937 --> 00:27:52,072 - He just said that the show was canceled. 827 00:27:52,139 --> 00:27:54,241 - No! - What the [bleep]? 828 00:27:54,308 --> 00:27:55,309 What the [bleep]? 829 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:57,178 - What the [bleep] is right. 830 00:27:57,244 --> 00:27:58,846 - ♪♪ If I'm honest, yeah, I took too much ♪♪ 831 00:27:58,913 --> 00:28:01,081 ♪♪ The way I feel, yeah, I fell in love ♪♪ 832 00:28:01,148 --> 00:28:02,549 - What's up, my guy? - What's up, man? 833 00:28:02,616 --> 00:28:03,751 You ready for a road trip or what? 834 00:28:03,817 --> 00:28:05,051 - Let's get it. 835 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:07,053 - Oh, my god, why did I pack so much? 836 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,722 - I don't know how to work my car. 837 00:28:08,789 --> 00:28:10,491 I'm sorry. 838 00:28:10,558 --> 00:28:12,226 [doorbell rings] - Hello! 839 00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:13,627 - I am all set to go. 840 00:28:13,694 --> 00:28:14,628 Angelina texted me. 841 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:15,629 She's running a little late. 842 00:28:15,696 --> 00:28:16,930 - She's always late. 843 00:28:16,997 --> 00:28:18,065 - How do you know-- 844 00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:19,700 oh, oops. 845 00:28:19,766 --> 00:28:21,302 - Yo, road tripping like old times. 846 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,770 - All right, Atlantic City, here we come. 847 00:28:23,837 --> 00:28:24,772 - Hey, Sam. - Hey. 848 00:28:24,839 --> 00:28:25,906 - Hey, guys! 849 00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:27,774 - Now, we're going to AC! 850 00:28:27,841 --> 00:28:29,176 - Did I bring enough underwear? 851 00:28:29,243 --> 00:28:30,177 Probably not. 852 00:28:30,244 --> 00:28:31,845 - Here we go, AC. 853 00:28:31,912 --> 00:28:34,348 - We're going to humiliate Vinny. 854 00:28:34,414 --> 00:28:36,350 - Road tripper to see a stripper. 855 00:28:36,417 --> 00:28:37,884 - Yeah. 856 00:28:37,951 --> 00:28:40,053 - You think Vinny travels with his [bleep] sock? 857 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:46,159 - ♪♪ Put 'em up, uh, get 'em up, yeah ♪♪ 858 00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:48,528 ♪♪ Put 'em up, uh, get 'em up, yeah ♪♪ 859 00:28:48,595 --> 00:28:50,597 ♪♪ Put 'em up, uh, get 'em up, yeah ♪♪ 860 00:28:50,664 --> 00:28:52,933 ♪♪ Put 'em up, uh, get 'em up, yeah ♪♪ 861 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,303 ♪♪ No stopping, no stopping, no stopping ♪♪ 862 00:28:56,370 --> 00:28:57,638 - Nice. 863 00:28:57,705 --> 00:29:01,074 I'm telling you guys, being a stripper pays. 864 00:29:01,141 --> 00:29:03,877 I mean, look at this pretty sweet setup. 865 00:29:03,944 --> 00:29:07,681 My Atlantic City weekend is finally here. 866 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,049 A little welcome package? 867 00:29:09,116 --> 00:29:10,184 And this is so cool. 868 00:29:10,251 --> 00:29:11,151 Like, I've never been able to do 869 00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,386 this show on the East Coast. 870 00:29:13,453 --> 00:29:16,490 Now, all I got to do is take a shower onstage. 871 00:29:16,556 --> 00:29:17,924 [phone ringing] 872 00:29:17,991 --> 00:29:19,159 - Who's that? 873 00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:21,061 - Yeah. - Hi, honey. 874 00:29:21,128 --> 00:29:23,330 - Why are you laughing, 'cause you're silly? 875 00:29:23,397 --> 00:29:25,332 I rarely get to feel like you're, 876 00:29:25,399 --> 00:29:26,967 like, actually on vacation. 877 00:29:27,034 --> 00:29:29,136 Mom life is just very chaotic. 878 00:29:29,203 --> 00:29:30,738 It's never easy. 879 00:29:30,804 --> 00:29:32,639 Can I see Angela real quick? 880 00:29:36,410 --> 00:29:37,377 - Beyotch! 881 00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:39,379 - Oh, my god! 882 00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:40,915 - That's how she talks to me, our kids. 883 00:29:40,981 --> 00:29:42,349 They're me and Jenni. 884 00:29:42,416 --> 00:29:43,551 They're nine years old and best friends, 885 00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:44,551 text all the time. 886 00:29:44,618 --> 00:29:45,753 I'm not ready for this. 887 00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:48,255 They're literally mini Snooki and JWOWW. 888 00:29:50,090 --> 00:29:52,225 - [shrieks] - Whoo! 889 00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:53,961 I'm like, Jenni, we're going to be in so much trouble. 890 00:29:54,028 --> 00:29:56,997 - Why are our kids like that? 891 00:29:57,064 --> 00:29:58,699 [upbeat music] 892 00:29:58,766 --> 00:30:02,169 - ♪♪ It's the perfect vibe for a dream tonight ♪♪ 893 00:30:02,236 --> 00:30:04,939 ♪♪ Baby, don't you know ♪♪ 894 00:30:05,005 --> 00:30:06,173 - About to get road snacks. 895 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,176 I knew you was getting a little hungry. 896 00:30:09,243 --> 00:30:10,444 All right, Mike, hurry up because we 897 00:30:10,510 --> 00:30:11,578 got a road trip to do. 898 00:30:11,645 --> 00:30:13,113 - All right. 899 00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:15,149 - Rule number one-- when you go on a road trip, 900 00:30:15,215 --> 00:30:16,717 you got to have supplies. 901 00:30:16,783 --> 00:30:20,353 And what makes it even more fun, you gotta get scratchers! 902 00:30:20,420 --> 00:30:22,189 All right, let's see what we got here. 903 00:30:22,256 --> 00:30:25,091 - Come on, big money, big money, big money. 904 00:30:25,158 --> 00:30:26,626 Oh, we won, we won, we won! - What did we win? 905 00:30:26,693 --> 00:30:28,128 - We won a free ticket. - Where? 906 00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:29,163 - Right there, free ticket. 907 00:30:29,229 --> 00:30:30,163 - Yes! 908 00:30:30,230 --> 00:30:31,598 - Free ticket! 909 00:30:31,665 --> 00:30:33,200 - I knew we was a winner. - Yeah, we're a winner, man. 910 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:34,268 - All right, we're a winner. 911 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:35,936 - Let's roll out, man. 912 00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:37,038 I don't want to miss the chooch 913 00:30:37,104 --> 00:30:38,205 when he puts on his [bleep] sock. 914 00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:39,607 - Are you on the market now? 915 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:40,608 - No. 916 00:30:40,674 --> 00:30:41,608 - Oh. 917 00:30:41,675 --> 00:30:44,879 - So what's going on with 2.0? 918 00:30:44,945 --> 00:30:46,680 Is he staying in the house? 919 00:30:46,747 --> 00:30:47,982 - Yeah, he still stays in the house. 920 00:30:48,048 --> 00:30:49,917 - So, are you guys together? 921 00:30:49,983 --> 00:30:51,385 - We haven't had sex lately. 922 00:30:51,452 --> 00:30:53,120 But like, I mean, who cares about my sex life, right? 923 00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:54,988 - Are you working it out? That's all. 924 00:30:55,055 --> 00:30:55,989 I mean-- 925 00:30:56,056 --> 00:30:57,357 - We're talking, we're talking. 926 00:30:57,424 --> 00:30:59,927 - She says, they are trying to work through it. 927 00:30:59,994 --> 00:31:00,994 And then, she says-- 928 00:31:01,061 --> 00:31:02,395 - Aaron Rodgers is fine. 929 00:31:02,462 --> 00:31:04,398 - See, a football player wouldn't be too bad. 930 00:31:04,464 --> 00:31:06,500 - She's just a little all over the place. 931 00:31:06,566 --> 00:31:07,667 - I don't know. 932 00:31:07,734 --> 00:31:08,969 You could tell me if I'm wrong or not. 933 00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:10,804 But I feel like the lack of a father figure 934 00:31:10,871 --> 00:31:13,440 is why sometimes you feel like you need a man-- 935 00:31:13,507 --> 00:31:15,041 - Oh, a hund-- - In your life so much. 936 00:31:15,108 --> 00:31:16,309 - That's what therapists have told me. 937 00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:17,778 - Daddy issues, I guess? - That's what it is. 938 00:31:17,845 --> 00:31:19,346 No, it's-- you don't even have to say, I guess. 939 00:31:19,413 --> 00:31:21,348 That 100% is what it is. 940 00:31:21,414 --> 00:31:23,651 - You just feel like you need a male figure because you 941 00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:25,085 didn't have that growing up. 942 00:31:25,152 --> 00:31:26,786 - I definitely think Angelina has so much on her plate 943 00:31:26,853 --> 00:31:28,088 right now. 944 00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:29,456 I think she just needs to overall focus 945 00:31:29,523 --> 00:31:31,391 on getting herself feeling great again. 946 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:33,760 - But if you're not OK with it, like, 947 00:31:33,827 --> 00:31:37,197 don't force it just because you want a man in your life. 948 00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:41,902 - All right, bad news is, we're not there yet. 949 00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:45,873 But good news is, we got to pull off for more scratchers. 950 00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:47,874 - More scratchers? 951 00:31:47,941 --> 00:31:50,377 - ♪♪ ATM ♪♪ 952 00:31:50,444 --> 00:31:52,780 - $40 worth, yeah. 953 00:31:52,846 --> 00:31:53,814 - ♪♪ Cash money, get your wallet ♪♪ 954 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,148 - Yeah, how'd you make out? 955 00:31:55,215 --> 00:31:56,316 - Damn! 956 00:31:56,383 --> 00:31:58,085 - What a bust. 957 00:31:58,152 --> 00:31:59,152 - Let me give the chooch a call, 958 00:31:59,219 --> 00:32:00,220 let him know we're on our way. 959 00:32:00,287 --> 00:32:01,821 - All right. - Yo. 960 00:32:01,888 --> 00:32:03,089 - What's up, choocher? 961 00:32:03,156 --> 00:32:05,792 You excited for your big debut on the East Coast? 962 00:32:05,859 --> 00:32:08,929 - I'm excited for this big D to make his big debut. 963 00:32:08,996 --> 00:32:09,996 - Damn! 964 00:32:10,063 --> 00:32:11,198 We should be on time if this guy 965 00:32:11,264 --> 00:32:12,433 doesn't make any more stops. 966 00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:14,001 - Yeah, I'll see you guys tonight. 967 00:32:14,067 --> 00:32:16,070 - All right, I'm excited to see you with your clothes off. 968 00:32:16,136 --> 00:32:17,905 - Now, you know how they say break a leg? 969 00:32:17,972 --> 00:32:20,307 - Yeah. - Do you say break a [bleep]? 970 00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:23,277 We ain't going to say that. [bleep] it. 971 00:32:23,344 --> 00:32:25,112 - I'm going to head to rehearsal, all right? 972 00:32:25,179 --> 00:32:26,113 - All right, see you in a little bit. 973 00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:27,648 - See you in a bit. 974 00:32:27,715 --> 00:32:29,617 ♪♪ ♪♪ 975 00:32:29,683 --> 00:32:31,384 - ♪♪ I could do it all day ♪♪ 976 00:32:31,451 --> 00:32:32,452 - Oh, wait, is that Vinny? 977 00:32:32,519 --> 00:32:34,287 - That's our friend! 978 00:32:34,354 --> 00:32:37,624 - Oh, my god, here for three nights only! 979 00:32:37,691 --> 00:32:39,093 - He's so tan. 980 00:32:39,159 --> 00:32:40,227 He's definitely not that tan in real life. 981 00:32:40,293 --> 00:32:41,528 - No, they Photoshopped him. 982 00:32:41,595 --> 00:32:43,230 But we love him. 983 00:32:43,297 --> 00:32:44,698 - Oh, look at this. Look at this! 984 00:32:44,764 --> 00:32:46,199 Chooch is on the billboard. 985 00:32:46,266 --> 00:32:49,503 - Yo, our boy has really made it to the big time. 986 00:32:49,570 --> 00:32:51,372 - Chooch is on the billboard. 987 00:32:51,439 --> 00:32:54,375 - Is Vinny on a billboard over here in this [bleep]? 988 00:32:54,442 --> 00:32:55,709 - I didn't see it. 989 00:32:55,775 --> 00:32:57,144 - That's only Paulie because he's more famous. 990 00:32:57,210 --> 00:32:59,346 - MJ Live, [bleep], I want to go to that. 991 00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:01,715 - My mom's going to that. 992 00:33:03,984 --> 00:33:05,619 - How many people does it sit? 993 00:33:05,686 --> 00:33:06,854 - 1100. - Oh, [bleep]. 994 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,655 I am feeling a little bit of pressure 995 00:33:08,722 --> 00:33:11,091 because this is the night where all my roommates are coming. 996 00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:12,859 - I thought it would be funny if we try 997 00:33:12,926 --> 00:33:14,494 and get him to break character. 998 00:33:14,561 --> 00:33:16,930 - I'm always a little scared of what they're going to do. 999 00:33:16,997 --> 00:33:21,134 - What about doing a penis and head, like [bleep]head? 1000 00:33:21,201 --> 00:33:23,704 - Mike and Angelina went on four dates. 1001 00:33:23,771 --> 00:33:26,374 - What happened on your last date that made it fizzle? 1002 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,374 - Do you want me to tell the truth? 1003 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,443 - Say it. 1004 00:33:29,510 --> 00:33:32,546 [screaming] 1005 00:33:37,985 --> 00:33:40,220 [upbeat music] 1006 00:33:40,287 --> 00:33:42,489 - ♪♪ X marks the spot ♪♪ 1007 00:33:42,556 --> 00:33:43,958 ♪♪ You can take it, you can have it ♪♪ 1008 00:33:44,024 --> 00:33:45,192 ♪♪ You can shoot your shot ♪♪ 1009 00:33:45,259 --> 00:33:47,428 - It's the first night in Atlantic City 1010 00:33:47,494 --> 00:33:48,796 for my residency. 1011 00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:50,197 - Where is the [bleep] sock? 1012 00:33:50,264 --> 00:33:52,199 - It's all going to be in your basket. 1013 00:33:52,266 --> 00:33:54,234 We gave you four because you get wet. 1014 00:33:54,301 --> 00:33:55,468 - Yeah. 1015 00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:57,838 Of course, I'm glad I'm doing it local. 1016 00:33:57,905 --> 00:33:59,773 Hey, what's up, bro? 1017 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,475 Welcome to the East. How are you? 1018 00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:02,709 - I'm in your house now, baby. 1019 00:34:02,776 --> 00:34:04,311 - Yeah. 1020 00:34:04,378 --> 00:34:07,013 And on top of that, tomorrow, we're getting a holiday named 1021 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,083 after us on the boardwalk. 1022 00:34:09,149 --> 00:34:10,684 The A squad, the A squad! 1023 00:34:10,751 --> 00:34:12,953 - ♪♪ Boss up, got to get your money on ♪♪ 1024 00:34:13,020 --> 00:34:14,454 ♪♪ Boss up, boss up, got to get your money up ♪♪ 1025 00:34:14,521 --> 00:34:16,090 - We made it. We nailed it. 1026 00:34:16,156 --> 00:34:18,525 - The bitches have arrived! 1027 00:34:18,592 --> 00:34:20,628 - OK, I'm going to lose a tit. 1028 00:34:20,694 --> 00:34:23,464 - We're under Vinny Guadagnino, the stripper. 1029 00:34:23,531 --> 00:34:25,032 - ♪♪ You better bring the mood up ♪♪ 1030 00:34:25,099 --> 00:34:26,099 - We out here. 1031 00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:27,568 - Don't forget the scratch-offs. 1032 00:34:27,635 --> 00:34:28,702 I got the winning ticket right here. 1033 00:34:28,769 --> 00:34:30,537 Oh, VIP check-in. 1034 00:34:30,604 --> 00:34:31,872 We're checking in. 1035 00:34:31,939 --> 00:34:33,573 Our friend is stripping here tonight. 1036 00:34:34,574 --> 00:34:35,509 - We're just going in. 1037 00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:36,510 - Oh! 1038 00:34:36,576 --> 00:34:37,844 - You OK? 1039 00:34:42,616 --> 00:34:45,853 - Everyone is just so excited that Sammi's back. 1040 00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:47,420 But what about me? 1041 00:34:47,487 --> 00:34:49,723 Like, I've been on the show way longer than she has now. 1042 00:34:49,790 --> 00:34:51,425 Everyone knows who Sam is here. 1043 00:34:51,491 --> 00:34:52,993 You're a local celebrity. 1044 00:34:53,059 --> 00:34:55,496 Hi, we're checking in. 1045 00:34:55,563 --> 00:34:57,430 - Where's my boyfriend? 1046 00:34:57,497 --> 00:34:59,065 - Hello. 1047 00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:04,872 - Look at our little chocolates. 1048 00:35:04,939 --> 00:35:07,941 [upbeat music] 1049 00:35:08,008 --> 00:35:10,710 - OK, cheers. 1050 00:35:11,545 --> 00:35:12,813 - Where are the boys? 1051 00:35:12,879 --> 00:35:13,914 - You know what tomorrow is, right? 1052 00:35:13,981 --> 00:35:15,215 - Yep, Jersey Shore Day. 1053 00:35:15,282 --> 00:35:18,351 - We are in Atlantic City, bitch. 1054 00:35:19,219 --> 00:35:20,287 - Hello! 1055 00:35:20,353 --> 00:35:21,989 - Oh, hi, gals! 1056 00:35:22,055 --> 00:35:23,857 - Hello? - Hello? 1057 00:35:23,924 --> 00:35:25,459 - Hey! - Hi! 1058 00:35:25,526 --> 00:35:27,227 - Look who made it. - We're here! 1059 00:35:27,294 --> 00:35:28,562 - You made it. 1060 00:35:28,628 --> 00:35:31,732 - This is my friend, Jenni. 1061 00:35:31,798 --> 00:35:34,634 - Hey! 1062 00:35:34,701 --> 00:35:36,103 - Y'all know what tomorrow is, right? 1063 00:35:36,170 --> 00:35:37,538 - We are famous. 1064 00:35:37,605 --> 00:35:39,940 - Yo, Jersey Shore Day in the building. 1065 00:35:40,007 --> 00:35:41,675 - So cool. 1066 00:35:45,779 --> 00:35:48,382 - Yo, good to see you guys. 1067 00:35:48,449 --> 00:35:51,485 Having some stripping work on the East Coast is pretty fire. 1068 00:35:51,552 --> 00:35:53,019 I've been coming to Atlantic City my whole life. 1069 00:35:53,086 --> 00:35:54,421 So, it does feel like home. 1070 00:35:54,488 --> 00:35:56,189 But I am feeling a little bit of pressure 1071 00:35:56,256 --> 00:35:58,425 because this is the night where all my roommates are coming. 1072 00:35:58,492 --> 00:36:00,261 This [...] place is humongous. 1073 00:36:00,327 --> 00:36:02,029 How many people does it sit? 1074 00:36:02,096 --> 00:36:03,196 - Oh, [bleep]. 1075 00:36:03,263 --> 00:36:04,698 I'm always a little scared of what 1076 00:36:04,765 --> 00:36:06,567 they're going to do because Paulie is always pranking. 1077 00:36:06,634 --> 00:36:08,134 - [shouting] 1078 00:36:08,201 --> 00:36:09,737 [cheering] 1079 00:36:09,804 --> 00:36:11,538 - Champion! 1080 00:36:11,605 --> 00:36:12,706 - What the hell? 1081 00:36:12,773 --> 00:36:15,076 - And they are a traveling circus. 1082 00:36:15,142 --> 00:36:17,044 - I thought it would be funny if we try and get him 1083 00:36:17,111 --> 00:36:19,313 to break character while he's onstage. 1084 00:36:19,380 --> 00:36:20,380 - All right. 1085 00:36:20,447 --> 00:36:21,415 - Your [bleep] isn't really big? 1086 00:36:21,482 --> 00:36:22,616 No, that's really-- 1087 00:36:22,682 --> 00:36:23,917 - Oh, damn. - That's actually mean. 1088 00:36:23,984 --> 00:36:25,653 - Well, that might make him break character. 1089 00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:27,020 Your [bleep] isn't that big. 1090 00:36:27,087 --> 00:36:28,088 - I come down. 1091 00:36:28,154 --> 00:36:29,523 Where will the shower be? 1092 00:36:29,589 --> 00:36:30,624 - It'll be about right here. 1093 00:36:30,690 --> 00:36:32,326 - I'm a professional. 1094 00:36:32,393 --> 00:36:35,830 So I appreciate that all the roommates came to support me. 1095 00:36:35,896 --> 00:36:37,398 But I'm a little nervous. 1096 00:36:37,464 --> 00:36:38,799 I mean, we know the show. 1097 00:36:38,866 --> 00:36:41,235 But I've never done this show on a new stage before. 1098 00:36:41,301 --> 00:36:44,004 - Somebody should do a Kourtney Kardashian bit. 1099 00:36:44,071 --> 00:36:47,074 - You should put, I'm pregnant. 1100 00:36:47,141 --> 00:36:48,608 - Look at me, man. 1101 00:36:50,077 --> 00:36:51,479 - Vinny is going to be so embarrassed. 1102 00:36:51,545 --> 00:36:52,713 He might hate us. 1103 00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:54,114 He's going to hate these signs. 1104 00:36:54,181 --> 00:36:55,716 But you know what. We're here to support. 1105 00:36:55,783 --> 00:36:57,217 And this is what we do. 1106 00:36:57,284 --> 00:37:00,487 - What about doing a penis and head, like [bleep]head? 1107 00:37:00,554 --> 00:37:03,390 There's so many options for these signs for Vinny, 1108 00:37:03,457 --> 00:37:05,258 like, just a penis. 1109 00:37:05,325 --> 00:37:06,593 - How do you spell girth? - No, it's a head. 1110 00:37:06,660 --> 00:37:07,894 - G-U-R-T-H. 1111 00:37:07,961 --> 00:37:10,831 - Choo, chooch frig, chooch kebab. 1112 00:37:10,898 --> 00:37:11,832 I don't know. 1113 00:37:11,899 --> 00:37:13,033 There's so many things. 1114 00:37:13,099 --> 00:37:14,735 - Do you remember his balls? 1115 00:37:14,802 --> 00:37:17,404 - I actually don't. 1116 00:37:17,471 --> 00:37:18,873 - Honestly, I'm just praying that nothing 1117 00:37:18,939 --> 00:37:20,374 goes wrong this first night. 1118 00:37:20,441 --> 00:37:22,443 - ♪♪ Come along for the ride ♪♪ 1119 00:37:22,510 --> 00:37:23,878 ♪♪ I don't care if they think I'm out of my mind ♪♪ 1120 00:37:23,944 --> 00:37:25,079 - Nicole. 1121 00:37:25,145 --> 00:37:26,547 - Are we really doing this? 1122 00:37:26,613 --> 00:37:27,614 - Yeah, we're doing this. 1123 00:37:27,681 --> 00:37:29,316 - With clothes on! 1124 00:37:29,383 --> 00:37:32,453 - Save the Earth and show your girth. 1125 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,453 - Marry me, Vinny. 1126 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:34,788 - Yeah! 1127 00:37:34,854 --> 00:37:36,623 - Boo! 1128 00:37:36,690 --> 00:37:38,658 - He's definitely going to hate us. 1129 00:37:42,630 --> 00:37:45,565 [upbeat music] 1130 00:37:45,632 --> 00:37:49,637 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1131 00:37:49,703 --> 00:37:51,905 - ♪♪ I'm trying to be somebody ♪♪ 1132 00:37:51,972 --> 00:37:54,374 ♪♪ I'm trying to go somewhere ♪♪ 1133 00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:56,343 ♪♪ I'm trying to catch that rainbow ♪♪ 1134 00:37:56,410 --> 00:37:57,744 ♪♪ I don't even care ♪♪ 1135 00:37:57,811 --> 00:37:59,179 - Get your [bleep]head sign, D. 1136 00:37:59,246 --> 00:38:01,048 - I can't wait to walk around the hotel with that one. 1137 00:38:01,115 --> 00:38:03,217 - What is family for if they can't roast 1138 00:38:03,284 --> 00:38:04,752 you while you're stripping? - Oh, there you are. 1139 00:38:04,819 --> 00:38:06,053 - There you are! 1140 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,054 - Whoa! 1141 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,155 - Whoa, Stacey! 1142 00:38:08,221 --> 00:38:09,389 - You look very handsome. 1143 00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:11,692 - The goal is to get Vinny's attention. 1144 00:38:11,758 --> 00:38:12,692 - Here's your poster. 1145 00:38:12,759 --> 00:38:14,295 - We got to get Ang. 1146 00:38:14,361 --> 00:38:15,863 - Where's Angelina? - We forgot Angelina. 1147 00:38:15,929 --> 00:38:17,598 - She can meet us. She's always late. 1148 00:38:17,665 --> 00:38:19,867 Jesus, Angelina's late again. 1149 00:38:19,933 --> 00:38:22,535 - ♪♪ Break it down like an earthquake ♪♪ 1150 00:38:22,602 --> 00:38:24,471 ♪♪ Break it down like an earthquake ♪♪ 1151 00:38:24,538 --> 00:38:26,540 ♪♪ They couldn't see it on your worst day ♪♪ 1152 00:38:26,607 --> 00:38:29,076 - Everybody, tomorrow is national Jersey 1153 00:38:29,143 --> 00:38:31,212 Shore Day, September 22. 1154 00:38:31,278 --> 00:38:32,746 Meet us at the boardwalk. 1155 00:38:32,813 --> 00:38:35,115 [cheering] 1156 00:38:35,182 --> 00:38:36,717 - Ooh, look at this. 1157 00:38:36,783 --> 00:38:37,718 - Hi! 1158 00:38:37,785 --> 00:38:38,985 - You're an angel. 1159 00:38:39,052 --> 00:38:40,620 - Cheers to being a national holiday. 1160 00:38:40,687 --> 00:38:41,622 - Cheers, yes! 1161 00:38:41,689 --> 00:38:42,622 - Cheers, bitches! 1162 00:38:42,689 --> 00:38:44,091 - We got a holiday! 1163 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:47,461 - September 22! 1164 00:38:47,527 --> 00:38:48,796 - Where's the chooch? 1165 00:38:48,862 --> 00:38:50,063 - Do you think he's nervous for his new-- 1166 00:38:50,130 --> 00:38:51,732 - I think so. - --residency? 1167 00:38:51,798 --> 00:38:53,567 - Oh, good for Vinny. - Look at our baby! 1168 00:38:53,633 --> 00:38:54,535 - I know. 1169 00:38:54,602 --> 00:38:56,503 He's blossoming. 1170 00:38:56,570 --> 00:38:58,005 - Ang, would you ever date Vinny? 1171 00:38:58,071 --> 00:38:59,440 - No. 1172 00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:00,708 - I tried to say, "Oh, just make out with me," 1173 00:39:00,775 --> 00:39:01,708 when I was single. 1174 00:39:01,775 --> 00:39:02,876 And he was like, no. 1175 00:39:02,943 --> 00:39:04,277 And I'm like, OK. 1176 00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:05,579 - That's why we got our own holiday, 'cause we 1177 00:39:05,645 --> 00:39:06,880 all hook up with each other. 1178 00:39:06,947 --> 00:39:07,915 - Yeah, exactly. 1179 00:39:07,982 --> 00:39:08,916 - Yeah. 1180 00:39:08,982 --> 00:39:10,117 - That's probably why. 1181 00:39:10,184 --> 00:39:11,485 - Well, I feel like, out of everyone, 1182 00:39:11,552 --> 00:39:13,286 Sam hooked up with the least amount of people 1183 00:39:13,353 --> 00:39:14,421 because you were like, you know? 1184 00:39:14,487 --> 00:39:15,689 I did. 1185 00:39:15,755 --> 00:39:16,891 The only one I hooked up with was Mike. 1186 00:39:16,957 --> 00:39:18,258 - Mike, did you guys-- 1187 00:39:18,325 --> 00:39:19,860 - What? - Did you guys? 1188 00:39:19,927 --> 00:39:20,961 - We made out. 1189 00:39:21,028 --> 00:39:22,329 - Yeah, it was-- 1190 00:39:22,396 --> 00:39:24,030 - It was just tongue. And that was it. 1191 00:39:24,097 --> 00:39:25,065 - It was just a make-out, yeah. 1192 00:39:25,132 --> 00:39:27,401 - Wow, Mike used to date Sammi. 1193 00:39:27,468 --> 00:39:29,737 - Oh, my god, bro. 1194 00:39:29,804 --> 00:39:30,904 Oh, my god. 1195 00:39:30,971 --> 00:39:32,172 - You kiss everyone! 1196 00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,275 - You guys will be very shocked that me 1197 00:39:34,341 --> 00:39:35,676 and you went on four dates! 1198 00:39:35,743 --> 00:39:37,210 - What? 1199 00:39:37,277 --> 00:39:40,380 - It has been revealed that Mike and Angelina 1200 00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:41,682 went on four dates. 1201 00:39:41,748 --> 00:39:42,683 - No! 1202 00:39:42,750 --> 00:39:43,917 - What? 1203 00:39:43,984 --> 00:39:45,118 - What do you mean, you went on dates? 1204 00:39:45,185 --> 00:39:46,653 - We went on a couple of dates. 1205 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:49,590 And we were definitely, like, into each other. 1206 00:39:49,657 --> 00:39:51,491 We were. - Oh! 1207 00:39:51,558 --> 00:39:53,360 - You definitely were into me. And I was into you. 1208 00:39:53,426 --> 00:39:54,595 - My god! 1209 00:39:54,662 --> 00:39:55,629 Are you kidding? 1210 00:39:55,696 --> 00:39:57,097 Oh, my god. 1211 00:39:57,164 --> 00:39:59,332 We're finding this out 15 [bleep] years later? 1212 00:39:59,399 --> 00:40:01,935 - Your casting tape, you didn't say that you knew her. 1213 00:40:02,002 --> 00:40:05,739 - Before the show was picked up in 2009, 1214 00:40:05,806 --> 00:40:07,908 me and Angelina went on a couple dates. 1215 00:40:07,975 --> 00:40:09,776 - How did you guys not know this? 1216 00:40:09,843 --> 00:40:10,777 - Right? 1217 00:40:10,844 --> 00:40:12,279 - You never told us! 1218 00:40:12,346 --> 00:40:13,914 - I could probably find the photos-- 1219 00:40:13,981 --> 00:40:15,983 - Oh, my god! 1220 00:40:16,049 --> 00:40:17,417 - --of us at the club. 1221 00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:18,852 - He has the photo! 1222 00:40:18,919 --> 00:40:20,153 - Oh, wow! 1223 00:40:20,220 --> 00:40:21,922 - Oh, my god! 1224 00:40:21,988 --> 00:40:22,923 - Oh, no! 1225 00:40:22,990 --> 00:40:24,258 - Let me see that. 1226 00:40:24,324 --> 00:40:25,959 - Paul, you're going to die. 1227 00:40:26,026 --> 00:40:27,628 You're going to die. 1228 00:40:27,694 --> 00:40:28,696 - I need to see that. 1229 00:40:28,762 --> 00:40:30,898 Oh, my god, look at that. 1230 00:40:30,964 --> 00:40:32,032 - If you would've [bleep] his [bleep]-- 1231 00:40:32,099 --> 00:40:33,701 - His face was really red. 1232 00:40:33,768 --> 00:40:35,502 - He was like, she's going to [bleep] me tonight. 1233 00:40:35,569 --> 00:40:36,804 [laughter] 1234 00:40:36,871 --> 00:40:38,405 - Yup, yup. 1235 00:40:38,472 --> 00:40:41,241 - What happened on your last date that made it fizzle? 1236 00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:42,543 - No, no, no. - What, Ang? 1237 00:40:42,610 --> 00:40:43,711 - Yeah. 1238 00:40:43,777 --> 00:40:45,045 - Do you want me to tell the truth? 1239 00:40:45,111 --> 00:40:46,847 - Yes. 1240 00:40:46,913 --> 00:40:48,015 - Oh! 1241 00:40:48,082 --> 00:40:50,417 - Oh, wait-- your truth is probably 1242 00:40:50,484 --> 00:40:51,652 different than my truth. 1243 00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:52,720 Be careful. 1244 00:40:52,786 --> 00:40:54,121 - I'll say it in a nice way. 1245 00:40:54,188 --> 00:40:55,656 - Go ahead. 1246 00:40:55,723 --> 00:40:57,624 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1247 00:40:57,691 --> 00:40:59,693 Say it. 1248 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,830 [screaming] 1249 00:41:03,497 --> 00:41:05,465 - What the [bleep] goes on? 1250 00:41:10,470 --> 00:41:13,974 - I hereby recognize today as Jersey Shore Day. 1251 00:41:14,041 --> 00:41:15,575 - Jerz Day! 1252 00:41:15,642 --> 00:41:16,843 - Sam's back. 1253 00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:18,312 [cheering] 1254 00:41:18,378 --> 00:41:19,313 - We get it. 1255 00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:20,814 It's getting annoying to hear. 1256 00:41:20,881 --> 00:41:22,249 - Stop throwing my name around. 1257 00:41:22,315 --> 00:41:23,250 You're pissing me off. 1258 00:41:23,316 --> 00:41:24,518 I've just had enough. 1259 00:41:24,584 --> 00:41:25,685 - I'm coming out of here. 1260 00:41:27,788 --> 00:41:28,822 - Angelina!