- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
- To Jersey Shore Day, bitches.
[cheering]
- Girls' day!
- [bleep] outta here, bitches.
- Oh.
- Bitch, I brought you in here.
I'll take you the [bleep] out.
- You're gonna be a big brother.
- I cannot wait for Mike to get home so we can tell him.
Oh, my God!
- I don't think we can sleep here.
- We're going to my Shore house.
Mike's sleeping, so we'll come back
in the morning like we never left.
- What's your problem with me?
- It's not like I don't like you.
- [gasps] - But what?
What is your problem with me? - There is no problem.
- Then stop talking about me.
- ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪
♪♪ Let's party, get loud ♪♪ - Yeah, buddy!
- ♪♪ If you wanna have fun ♪♪ - Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- We're so classy now. - ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello? - ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪
- I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
- ♪♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪♪
- ♪♪ 'Cause I'll sleep ♪♪
[gentle music]
♪♪ ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause I'll sleep ♪♪
- Guys? Come on. Wake up.
This morning, when my eyes opened,
it felt like I went back in time.
Good morning, Jenni.
Everybody's good?
It's time to eat.
- Call everybody up. - Yeah.
- Got, like, a Sprite?
- Let's have some breakfast.
Might have to order something today.
Girls.
What the hell?
Guys, come on.
Neighbor.
Jenni?
Girls?
What the [bleep] is going on here?
♪♪ ♪♪
- Stop talking about me.
- No, I want a [bleep] friend.
- I have been a friend for you!
Put your finger out of my face.
Don't touch me. [gasps]
- Might need a mimosa.
- You are now being aggressive towards me.
- No, I'm not.
- This fight all started
when Angelina opened her big [bleep] mouth
and turned to Sam with an unfinished sentence.
- [gasps] - What is it?
- Oh.
- And that's all Sam needed
to flip her head and go--
- What is your problem with me? - There is no problem with you.
- Then stop talking about me. - So stop [bleep] believing--
- You stop talking about me.
- I told you what I said to-- - Stop.
- We've gotta get back to Mike.
We have to get back before Mike wakes up
'cause he has no idea we're not at the Shore house.
- I don't wanna sleep there. I think it's cocky.
- [snoring]
- Bye, Mike. Love you.
- Like, we [...] up.
- I've been a friend to you.
- I'm not the one with a problem!
- Good. No, I'm not. - You are!
You're acting crazy at the bar,
so I'm like... - I'm drunk!
- What's happening?
- And [bleep] going through my mind.
- I know Angelina has gone through the ringer
with her family, and I definitely think
that because of everything she's gone through,
maybe she's taking it out on me.
But at the end of the day,
everybody has their own things going on.
And I don't treat people poorly
because of the things I go through.
- I have problems right now.
- But you're not processing it.
- We're never leaving.
- Where are these girls?
This is some type of buffoonery.
I mean, right now, I'm shocked.
What the hell?
But I'ma think positive.
Maybe they went out to get breakfast for BDS and the fam.
[line trilling]
[indistinct yelling]
- I don't talk about you!
- Yo. - Hold on.
- I-I think you're... - Just listen.
- Making [bleep] up now.
- I've been nothing but a friend for you--
- I have problems.
I just found out my dad's not my dad.
- Yo. What is happening?
both: Yo. - I didn't say that.
- Where are you?
- Don't treat me bad
because you're going through [bleep].
- But you should be nicer and understand that.
- I have been nice!
- I'm hearing just straight mayhem.
- What have I done to you?
- Is this over the toddler thing?
You acted like a toddler and yelled at me.
- Don't ever [bleep]-- called a toddler!
- [laughing] Oh, my God.
- I bring you back,
thinking you were gonna be a friend to me.
And you have literally proven that you haven't been.
And that's why I'm mad at Sam.
- Keep my name out your mouth.
- Keep my name outta your mouth.
- I don't talk about you! - I'm so sorry.
You weren't even supposed to know that we were gone.
I promise I'll make it up. Tons of bacon, egg, and ch--
- Okay, okay, okay.
- All right, all right. Please just get here.
- [bleep].
- Oh, my God.
Sammi ain't playing.
- I said I don't know what side is right.
[tense music]
- This fight is getting nasty quick.
It's almost like fighting children.
- You're saying you're-- no, I didn't.
- You called me a toddler! - I'm scared.
- This is all about jealousy.
The thing that Sam has to now get used to
is Angelina's merry-go-round...
- You talk about me.
- To who? - You're on the--you--
- And the fact that Angelina does not get off
that merry-go-round, so when something sticks,
she makes it stick.
- It's you. - Oh, it's me?
- Yes. - You told--you're crazy!
- Should we start drinking?
♪♪ ♪♪
- At the tone, please record your message.
- Vinny, we've got a 911 situation, man.
Listen, I can't keep this to myself.
I've gotta call the boys right now, okay?
Sam and Angelina are about to,
you know, be involved in fisticuffs.
Currently, currently, I'm by myself.
And they are fighting in a town next to me.
Madness happening right now.
Call me back.
- Stop talking about me!
I have been so nice to you from day one
when nobody gave a [bleep] about you.
And I--you brought me into-- - What?
Everybody gave a [bleep] about me.
- You had problems with everybody.
And you know what else I heard? - You did too.
- You're actually jealous... - Not jealous of anybody.
- That I am back.
- Oh, there it is.
- I said, maybe I don't think you, like, appreciate me.
That's what I said.
- She's done! - I have been so nice.
How many times do I say thank you?
She thinks that I owe her a lot for bringing me back.
- What is the appreciation you need?
- Even at the [bleep] party that we had...
- Sam's back.
[cheering]
- I never saw you.
- This girl wants me up her [bleep] ass[bleep].
- It's definitely too early in the morning for this fight.
- What, do you want me to bow down to you?
I'm not that-- - Never.
- I don't have it in me to fight
with anyone anymore.
- You're, like, jealous.
- I just wanna go and eat.
- I brought you back! - Maybe everybody's like--
- Sam's [bleep] delusional.
- And you're not getting the shine anymore.
And I think that's sad.
- You're gonna, like, literally bite
the hand that fed you.
I brought you back! - And I feel like
you will constantly talk about me.
But guess what? - I brought you baaaack!
- I'm gonna keep it moving.
- This looks like an exorcist.
- But a friend. I've been nothing but a friend.
- The holy water.
- A friend to you. - You're not a friend.
- Throw it on them. - I need to bless these bitches
'cause this is a lot.
- I'm in hell.
- The power of Christ compels you!
- It's multiple things. - What is that? Holy water?
- Holy water. - The power of Christ.
- The power of Christ.
- Is something I-- - I don't understand.
- The power of Christ. - Girl.
- Get everything out on the [bleep] table.
And then we move on and get our [bleep] bacon, egg, and cheeses
'cause I'm [bleep] starving!
- The power of Christ compels you.
- Please. She needs it.
- Congratulations.
- And Mike doesn't know.
- I'll call Danny from the T-shirt shop.
It'll be a really sick surprise.
[knocking at door]
- Someone's here?
- Oh, my God. [all scream]
all: J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets.
- We going to the Jets game in style, baby.
Ange was supposed to be here. - She texted me,
"Kind of sick of the [bleep] that I deal with."
- Does she want me to bow down? - Yeah.
- 'Cause I'll tell you right [bleep] now,
that ain't [bleep] for me.
- ♪♪ Don't give me your love ♪♪
♪♪ And take it back ♪♪
- All right, I have a few minutes
to make breakfast and figure out what is happening today.
- I cannot wait for Mike to get home
because I need to tell my husband that we're pregnant.
Oh, my God. It's pizza.
It wasn't a dream.
Mike loves being a father.
And he wants to have more kids.
And this news has to be shared in person.
Like, this is too big to do
over a phone call or a FaceTime.
And I just need to get him, like, in the house.
[line trilling]
- Honey. - You almost home?
- No, honey, we definitely have a situation, honey.
Sammi and Angelina--
they're just really just fighting hard.
And so I've gotta figure this out before I get home.
But I just want to let you know I love you.
And I'm sorry for this crazy chain of events.
- I'm, like, screaming internally
to be, like, oh, my God.
I have such important news to tell him,
but I cannot catch a break.
It keeps getting extended.
- Yeah, no. I'm gonna come home later--
probably in a couple hours.
Just decided to do a little bit
of a pit stop in Seaside.
We're all feeling nostalgic.
Everybody's like, "Sleepover, sleepover."
So I think I'm just gonna crash.
- All right, honey. I love you. I miss you.
I wish you were coming home soon.
- I know. Soon, soon, honey, soon.
I love you. - All right, I love you too.
- Bye.
- Disaster.
This is killing me.
Mike is never coming home.
I need to just come up with a backup plan.
[line trilling]
- ♪♪ You know we started down here ♪♪
- Hey, Laurens. What's up?
- Hey. - [laughs]
Say hi, Uncle Pauly.
So I am trying to get a hold of Mike.
Last I heard, there was some drama going on
at the Shore house.
So I just figured, let me try to track someone down.
I need some help.
So I have a surprise.
And I'm trying to get a hold of Mike
to try to get him home because it's, like, a big surprise.
- What? Tell me.
- So Romeo is gonna be a big brother again.
- No, he is not.
[laughs] Congratulations.
- [laughs] Thank you. - Oh, my goodness.
- And Mike doesn't know.
And I've just been trying to get him home
so that I could tell him in person.
- Wait, he doesn't know?
- It's crazy that I know about this baby before Mike does.
I love seeing them with the kids.
I think Mike is a great father.
She's a great mother.
And I'm happy to add another member to the family.
- 'Cause they're at the Seaside,
I can get Danny involved. You should go there.
I'll call Danny from the T-shirt shop,
have him make up some shirts
that say you're pregnant or whatever.
- Yes. - Or a onesie or something.
- Yes.
- That'd be a really sick surprise.
The Situation has a new name now.
It's called the Impregnation.
- [laughs]
[punchy music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- Ryan's Deli. - Yeah, hi.
Can I place an order?
Can I get a half a tray of sausage,
half a tray of home fries,
a dozen bagels with cream cheese and butter,
half a tray of bacon?
- Okay. - And really quickly,
do you guys call it "pork roll egg and cheese"
or "Taylor ham, egg, and cheese"?
- That's what I thought. [bell dings]
Pork roll egg and cheese. Okay.
Win for BDS.
[tense music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- I feel like I'm in hell,
dealing with somebody who just doesn't absorb things.
- I know. I'm slow.
I'm just over it.
She's too, like, comfortable too quick.
Girl, you just got back.
- You're talking [bleep] about me.
You're not getting it. - Stop believing--
- I feel like nothing has changed since 15 years ago.
- Doesn't matter-- - Angelina--
- All I hear is a [bleep] mosquito in my [bleep] ear.
- I was. I was. - No, no, no, no.
You were my friend.
- And you were supposed to be my friend too.
- I never once said I never not liked you.
- It's not that I think--
- You're a [bleep] bitch sometimes to me, Sam!
- No, I'm not.
- Oh, my lanta.
- The new Uber is now here.
- Let's go. - So--
Honestly, the only reason why I want this [bleep] fight
to end right now is because I'm hangry.
Yo, can we just get to the [bleep] Shore house, please?
The Uber's here. I'm 'bout to lose my rating.
We need to go.
This is the fourth [bleep] Uber.
And my score just went down.
We're getting in the [bleep] car.
- Oh, my goodness. It's like a hurricane.
- We've gotta get the food.
- No, I told Mike to grab it.
He's up. He's-- - Oh, he is?
- He's--yeah. - Oh, [bleep].
- Yeah. - He heard us screaming?
- I just said I'll explain everything later.
- Wait. Did I forget my duffel?
[upbeat percussive music]
- ♪♪ Uh ♪♪
♪♪ Ooh ♪♪
- Thank you.
- [sighs] Where's my tater tots?
- Um.
- I don't even know what to say.
- You look morally, like--
- Bankrupt? both: Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I don't know what to say. I'm sorry?
- Sam, you have some explaining to do, Sam.
- Me or Ange?
- Every--well, you guys left me last night.
- Oh. Oh, we left you. Whoops.
My mind is in other places right now.
- Uh. Yeah.
Guys, where have you been?
- Well, the thing was--
- Sorry, Mike. - Guys, where have you been?
I had the worst sleep last night,
first of all, because these mattresses are so hard.
- Sorry. - And I was, like, lonely.
I didn't hear anything.
- Did you think we were sleeping?
- I did.
- And we totally would have been back sooner.
- I got food coming.
- Ooh. - Don't worry.
- I'm so hungry, I can't even think right now.
- Should I even ask what just happened?
[tense music]
- Holy [bleep]. Mike, like, stop.
Not sure.
- Okay.
Well, I wanted to sit down with you guys.
And I wanted to ask you guys what's happening.
both: Oh, my God.
- If you don't stir the pot, the sauce is gonna burn.
- Stirring the sauce. - So, guys--
- Stirring the sauce. - I gotta go home.
- Yeah, it's not, like, a joking matter, Mike.
Like, you wanna know what happened?
Like, it's really not funny.
- Ange, what happened?
- Ange talked [bleep] about me, and I told her to stop.
- We're not going this route again.
- I'm just saying.
- Not.
- Oh, my God.
- I'm drained.
♪♪ ♪♪
- Do I at least get a piece of cheese before we do this?
- ♪♪ She a good girl, she's my best friend ♪♪
♪♪ She said, "Bring the raincoat" when it's raining ♪♪
- Hey, Danny.
- Hey, what's up, Pauly?
- What's up, my friend? Long time no see.
- Very long time.
- So between you and I,
The Situations are having a third situation.
I need a really big favor.
- What do you need? What do you need?
- I think we should do a Sunday breakfast
at the table and talk it out.
- I think we should hash-brown it.
- Hash-brown it out. both: Hash-brown it out.
- Hash-brown it out.
[upbeat music]
- Wow. - Wow.
We're here. - Wow.
- Yeah.
This is Romeo.
- I haven't met the little guy.
- Oh, yeah. - So cute.
Pauly told me already
that you guys are planning something
and you need a little help with some T-shirts.
- Yep. So we want to surprise Mike.
- He doesn't know yet? - He doesn't know.
- You're kidding me. - No.
- I know before Mike? - [laughing] Yeah.
- This is amazing. - Yes.
- I have a little idea.
We can do, like, "Mommy's having a third situation"?
How's that sound? - Yeah.
- Let's pick out something cute--
a little onesie for the little one.
Here's a 3.
He's got muscles like his dad.
- Number 3.
- That's it.
I am so excited for you.
That's amazing. - Thank you.
- Somebody wanna help me with the food?
- Let's [bleep] eat.
- Ooh. I'm going in. I'm going in.
Yummy.
- How's Lauren? - She's good.
- How's the baby? - Home with the babies.
- Oh, Mike, thank you.
- Where's Mike sitting?
- I was gonna sit next to you.
- I remember first sitting over there,
and then Vinny and Mike was next to me.
- How did we all fit?
Oh, we had a bench there.
- We had a bench there.
- I get along with everybody.
You know, I just wanna have fun.
[indistinct chatter]
- I appreciate that.
- Mike, do you clean up your plate?
- Oh.
- Who can't clean up their plate here?
- Ooh.
- Get the [bleep] out of here.
I just cooked for, like, two hours.
- The good old days. - Yes.
- ♪♪ I'm the jam, watch the hands ♪♪
♪♪ I got gold on every finger ♪♪
- Oh, my God, another picture of Daddy.
Want to see Daddy?
Is that Daddy?
- That's when Daddy was crazy.
- Yep. - Now he's mature.
- It is so nostalgic to have Romeo in the Shore store.
Around every corner, he sees his daddy's face.
It's just heartwarming.
Say, hi, Daddy.
There are some things I need, like,
conceal his eyes from.
Let's not look at that.
But most of it is pretty okay.
Not that.
[laughs sheepishly]
- I'm gonna make this right now.
- Your daddy used to do this.
- Very poorly, I've gotta tell you.
Your father wasn't much of a worker.
He was a real good talker.
- Take some out, girls.
What are we gonna get on here?
You girls have boyfriends or anything like that?
- He used to sleep on the job a little bit.
- [snoring]
- You are [bleep] with me, man.
- Dude, I couldn't get out. I got locked in.
- Oh, yes.
Your dad's biggest sales technique
was showing off his stomach.
- Damn. - That's The Situation.
He grew out of that one, thank God.
- He did.
- Well, now that I ate,
you two can continue fighting now,
and I'll be okay with it.
- You're revved to go?
- You wanna go? - Round two.
- Oh.
- I'm always running.
- Bro, Sam's a G.
- Oh, my God.
- Did you guys solve it, though, at least?
- I know where I stand with Ange.
- Me too. I know where I stand.
- The girl just doesn't like me.
- You can't talk to an idiotic human.
- I can't get through to her.
- Like, she's an asshole.
- It is what it is at this point.
- She's an asshole.
It is what it is.
- Okay.
[lively music]
- Here we go. Newest member.
- Thank you so much. - [babbling]
- Congratulations. I appreciate it.
- I'm so happy for ya. - Thank you.
- We'll get you up here working on the boardwalk soon, buddy.
- Oh, my goodness. One day, maybe.
♪♪ ♪♪
[music distorts, fades out]
[phone chimes]
- Whoa. Guys. - What?
- Aaron Rodgers just DM'd your boy.
- What? - No, he didn't.
You're a liar. - Yes. I swear.
- I'm telling you. - You're lying.
- You're not that cool.
- First of--first of all, he is a fan.
I don't know if you're aware of this,
but I saw on the news, Aaron Rodgers
at the press conference saying
that he was a big fan of "Jersey Shore."
- How can you not watch the show?
--The greatest show.
- "How could you not watch the show?
'Jersey Shore' is one of the greatest shows ever."
Yes, Aaron Rodgers.
Aaron Rodgers is a fan.
When he got hurt last week, I sent him a DM saying,
"The comeback is greater than setback," just something quick.
Everybody wants to know what goes down in DMs
between The Situation and Aaron Rodgers.
The answer is mutual admiration.
He DM'd me back and said, "Listen,
I want you guys to come to a game."
He just invited us to the game tomorrow.
- I'm a huge fan of the Jets. - The Jets game?
- Like, who even cares about the fighting anymore?
Like, we're going to the Jets game.
Literally my whole life, I've been a Jets fan.
- I'm a full-blown, like, Jets fan.
- Oh, you're gonna love this. - I'm, like,
really looking forward to this. - Yeah.
- To be able to experience
these amazing, iconic moments
with my roommates makes me so happy that I came back.
This is gonna be so much fun.
- Are we gonna drink beer?
- Yeah, you drink beer. - Is that what you do there?
You drink [bleep] beer.? - You know I love a Guinness.
- I'll take a brewski.
[upbeat music]
- [crying]
[knocking at door]
- Someone's here?
- Definitely Danny. He's kicking us out.
- Oh, [bleep]. Go away.
- Oh, my God. [all screaming]
- Oh, my God, the baby.
- Hi. - Aww.
- I am just elated right now
to see my son walk into the Shore house,
a place that I call my second home.
There's nothing like it.
- Hi. - Hi!
- Honey, what's up with the surprise, honey?
- I didn't know when he was coming home,
so I figured, let me come here.
- Oh, he's so freaking cute. I can't.
- Look at his face.
- You ready to show Daddy?
[all screaming]
- Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
- Holy [bleep].
They're pregnant again.
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God.
- [laughs] - No.
- Oh, my God! - [laughs]
- Oh, my God. - You didn't know?
- First of all, I'm so excited for them
because they're great parents.
They make beautiful babies.
But also, I'm so excited
'cause they're in the Third Baby Club.
both: Oh, my God.
- Stop.
- I never thought that my heart would be more full.
I always wanted to have
this big, traditional Italian family.
That's what I stand for.
We worked hard, you know what I'm saying, for this, you know?
- Congratulations. both: Oh, my God.
- You didn't know?
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, you're in the Third Club.
- I'm so happy right now.
I mean, there were times that were very dark.
And one would think
that you're not gonna make it out of that darkness.
And now, you're looking at soon-to-be
Situation family of five.
I mean, it's a testament to the human spirit for sure.
- Aww. I love it.
- ♪♪ And I can see this brilliant new world ♪♪
♪♪ Just from looking ♪♪
- Oh, my God.
We're gonna have three.
- Welcome to the Three Club!
Yeah! - Yes.
- It's a baby.
- Another baby. - Yes.
- Oh, my God.
- Aww.
- ♪♪ Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, giddyap ♪♪
♪♪ Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, giddyap ♪♪
♪♪ Coming in hot ♪♪
♪♪ Aah, always on top, always on top ♪♪
- Guys, it's game day!
[honking]
Let's go. It's game day!
Whoo!
I am so ready for this game today.
All I have to do now is pick up all the roomies
at Mike's house and then pick up Nicole.
And then we are hitting the stadium.
Can you beep for me again? [horn honks]
Whoo! - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- With a maniac on the side. - Whoo!
- Oh, my God.
- Game day!
[honking] Whoo!
- Deena.
- It's 9:00 a.m., Deena!
- Let's go, Jets! - [laughs]
- We are tailgating in style.
- Whoo, let's go, Jets.
- First, help me decorate.
- This gets you hot? Redecorating?
- Maybe we'll have to take a trip into that bathroom.
- Oh, wow. - This is nice, guys.
- This is so nice.
Look at the pizzas and everything.
- We have everything we need.
- Oh, we're going to the Jets game in style, baby.
- Someone's missing.
Wasn't she supposed to be at your house?
- Ange was supposed to be here.
- She texted me in the middle of the night.
"I might not come tomorrow."
- Why? - She goes, "Kind of sick
of the [bleep] that I deal with."
- Oh, God.
- "I gotta remove myself when I feel tired from now on."
- I definitely think it's because
of everything that happened yesterday.
- She should be here with us to enjoy the day
because she's the only one that's losing out, right?
- Yes. - I don't know how somebody
can create drama and then play victim
after what you just created.
I've been nothing but a really great friend to Angelina.
And to have her turn on me the way she did just--
it's not a good feeling.
Look, I've gotta take my coat off.
- Mike doesn't know, I guess.
Something happened at press with her and Sam too.
- Yeah. We go about press.
We do press the whole day.
And while I'm in the interview,
Ange is in a room full of a lot of people bashing me.
- [laughing] Oh, my God.
- I've been there dealing with Angelina.
She brought her in, but then all of a sudden,
when it didn't turn out the way she wanted it,
all she's been doing is talking about Sam.
- Everybody has said that she is saying she's coming for me
because it's all about Sam's back.
- She's been talking to people in press.
And then people tell Sam about it.
- This is the second time I've heard you
throwing my name around like that.
And it's pissing me off.
- So I feel like Sam has a right to feel a certain way.
- You didn't give her her accolades.
- I didn't thank her... - Enough.
- Yeah. - Enough for coming back.
Does she want me to bow down?
'Cause I'll tell you right [bleep] now,
that ain't [bleep] me.
I'm a newcomer here.
And I am witnessing for myself the behavior
that you all have gone through.
- This goes back prehistoric.
Like, the wedding--wedding was an iconic moment for her.
Five minutes after our speech,
she decided to be like, [bleep] this. This is ruined.
Well, I'm no longer filming with these girls.
- That's so [bleep] corny. I didn't like that.
I'm gonna [bleep] curse 'em all out.
- You have the mayor situation.
Amazing day.
Five minutes later, [bleep] this.
- You know what? I just don't give a [bleep].
- Angelina just said, "I'm not coming."
- What happened? - Oh, my God.
- She goes from these highs.
And then she peaks.
And then it's, I'm done.
So, like, you coming back
in the house was a [bleep] high for her
'cause she was like, yes, I brought [bleep] Sam back.
This is my high. This is my time to shine.
- Now she's trying to take you out...
- Yeah, she's like... - She's trying to take you out.
- [bleep]. Wait a minute.
This is now Sam's moment.
This is supposed to be my moment
because I brought her back.
- She is going through a lot.
I have personally been like, I feel for you.
I feel for you.
But if she's coming for somebody who's been so kind,
I'm like, maybe you create some situations for yourself.
And that's it. - Hallelujah.
- I do wish the best for Angelina.
I wish the best for all my friends.
But I think that Angelina is fighting with herself,
hence why a lot of the times, the mess in her life--
she takes it out on her loved ones and her friends.
- Why can't we all be just cool?
- Group chat. Angelina just texted.
- Am I in the group chat? - Yeah.
- "I just woke up. Have a good day, guys.
I'm sick as [bleep]."
- It's an excuse. I'm sorry.
- Call it like you see it.
- ♪♪ Hit 'em with a little bit of high-grade feeling ♪♪
♪♪ Give 'em what you got to get the heart straight beating ♪♪
- So honestly, we should probably
just, like, let this go.
Really-- - Positive.
- It is what it is. - It's a Jets game.
Like, this is gonna be the best day ever.
- Listen, I'm sad Angelina's not here,
but it's nice to get a break
because we had a rough weekend of fighting.
And I just am sick of her coming at me.
- One, two, three.
all: Girls' day. - Go Jets!
- All right. We're almost to getting Nicole.
- Okay. - So let me call my meatball.
Hey, so we're literally gonna be pulling up.
Get ready to party. - Okay, I'm excited.
- Okay. We'll see you soon.
[upbeat percussive music]
Party's here.
[all cheering]
Oh, this is cool. - Hi, boo.
- We decorated.
- We have everything.
We're tailgating. - This is fun.
I haven't been to a Jets game
since before I was pregnant with Lorenzo.
I just love going to games.
It's a vibe. You drink.
Maybe I'll drink some beer, you know,
be out of my element a little bit.
- Well, driver, let's get this party rolling.
- ♪♪ I'm 100 MPH in the club ♪♪
♪♪ Getting paid 50 grand for an appearance ♪♪
♪♪ Make a buzz, start a fight ♪♪
- Okay, so am I gonna go to the Jets game today?
I think I am, but I'm gonna be late.
Waking up this morning, I didn't want to deal
with more [bleep], so I texted everyone
that I wasn't gonna go to the Jets game.
[sighs] All right.
I guess I'm just gonna go to the Jets game then.
So now, I'm thinking, like, I like football, I don't mind it.
[bleep] my life with this [bleep].
- You know what they say.
J-E-T-S. both: Jets, Jets, Jets.
- I didn't know that. - Yeah.
I'm a Jets fan
because I grew up loving the Jets from my dad.
I think maybe the only issue with me and Justin is the fact
that he's a Giants fan and I'm a Jets fan.
In the crowd, that's what they do.
- Oh, I love it. It gives me chills.
- I know. - It's a good vibe.
- Chris said this should be a good game.
- Who are we against?
- Patriots? - Oh.
That's Philly, right?
- No. - New England.
- Is that where Tom Brady came from?
- Yeah.
- So that's, like, Boston, right?
That's a Massachusetts--
- Um, yeah. - That's where he always lived.
- Yeah, yeah.
[dramatic music]
- Yeah, there's a ton of tailgaters.
- It's game time, bitches.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, God.
- Oh, my God. There's a lot.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Welcome to the tailgating.
all: J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets.
J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets.
- This is insane.
- Ooh, do you smell the hot dogs?
- Oh. I want a frankfurter. - I love a hot dog.
- I love a good wiener. - Whoo.
- Girl, get 'em, BDS and Jets. Jets, Jets.
Tailgating is an art. Okay?
And we are about to embark on a journey today.
- Oh!
I'm sorry. - You know?
- I'm sorry. - This is your first tailgate.
- Oh, [bleep]. Oh, [bleep].
- Oh, my God. - I can't.
What is happening? - Yeah.
I don't think that's gonna work.
- This is just, like...
- Oh, my God. - This was a bad idea.
both: Aah! - A little difficult.
- Put it back--
- Why do people do this?
- I feel like we're not prepared.
[creaking]
- Hold on. - Oh, my God.
[all scream]
- I need to go back to bed.
- Sure.
- Michael. Michael.
- I'm actually really hungry though.
Can we start cooking?
Let's do it. - Mike is signing autographs.
- Can you stop signing autographs? We need help.
- I think Mike thinks everyone's here for him
and not actual football.
- The [bleep]?
- I wanna make sure the Jets fans have a day to remember.
Brace yourself.
Big Daddy Sitch brought a neck brace.
I'm gonna autograph the neck brace.
- Yes. - All right?
Big Daddy Sitch always comes prepared.
This neck brace is iconic.
Italy was a very tough time for me.
- Stop. Stop!
- [grunting] - Bro.
- Mike, I'm here with you, bro. It's Pauly.
[upbeat music]
- Oh, my God.
He is so embarrassing.
- Hold this for a second.
- Some people bring footballs,
but I actually brought my headshots for the fans.
We got a situation, guys.
All right. Hold on.
It's time to sign away.
- He brought a box for autographing.
- The fact that Mike brought over, like,
5,000 headshots with him really shows where his head's at.
Like, he thought that this was actually a meet and greet
instead of a tailgate.
- All right, hold on. Hold on.
Oh, there we go.
Cool, man.
- Okay. So can someone--
- I don't know how to do this type of grill.
- I feel like Mike is good at that.
- Yeah.
[together] J-E-T-S. Jets, Jets, Jets.
- Is he, though? 'Cause back in the day--
- Didn't he burn the house down?
- 'Member? I was there when he almost burned the house down.
- Yeah, there's a problem right now.
- [gasps]
- We could possibly blow up right now.
- Babe, I have a charcoal grill.
And I don't know what to do.
Listen.
This is some man [bleep].
And I know I live in a woman's world,
and blah, blah, blah, but, like, come on.
- He literally left us to sign [bleep] autographs.
You know it's bad when I'm the one trying to start the grill
'cause Mike is taking [bleep] photos with fans.
- [gasps] Oh, bitch.
- Aah. - Do I close it?
- Oh, my God. Oh, [bleep]. - Do I close it?
- The bus is gonna explode.
Like, this is not going well.
Mike, enough autographs! We need help!
- Yeah.
Now I caught everything on fire, babe.
- Move the lighter fluid. - Thanks, guys.
In case you want to see Big Daddy Sitch,
that's Big Daddy Sitch-- - It looks good.
[siren wails] - You know what I'm saying?
BDS in the building.
- Do I just throw this on?
- Oh, my God. - Deena.
- Breakfast pizza never hurt nobody.
So I'm like, yeah, let's grill some pizza.
- Is that how you tailgate? - I'm gonna get caught on fire.
- I don't think that's how you do it.
- I have no idea.
- [laughs] - What do you mean?
- I don't think that's right.
- What just happened?
- It's not like it's an oven.
- I thought we were cooking it.
The burnt cheese doesn't smell great.
But, I mean, it looks like it's doing all right.
- [bleep].
- I think I [bleep] up.
- I've been dying to bring the roomies to Nashville.
- Speaking of Nashville, have you spoken to Ron?
- You want to invite him to Nashville?
- I think it's time.
But then we have the same situation.
- Ma'am, I need a glass of wine
because I don't know how I'm gonna handle this.
- ♪♪ What I'm talking 'bout, what I'm talking 'bout ♪♪
♪♪ Ain't no doubt that's what I'm talking 'bout ♪♪
- We got a situation, guys.
- ♪♪ What I'm talking 'bout ♪♪
- Ooh! Just let it be.
both: Oh, my God. - You don't do that.
- You have to stop leaving us. - I know.
- I'm a man of the people.
- How you guys doing? How's it going?
- Going good. - "Jersey Shore" crew.
How's it going? I'm Justin.
I'm working for the New York Jets.
I'm gonna be walking you in today.
Ready to end this tailgate and head on into the stadium?
- I'm not sure this is safe to eat, to be honest with you.
- Let's do it, guys. Let's do it.
- Do I just leave that?
- I'm hoping that there are a ton
of amazing foods inside the Jets stadium.
BDS is hungries right now.
[together] J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets.
- I'm a huge Jets fan, so this is a big deal for me.
- We are walking on to MetLife Stadium.
[cheers and applause]
- ♪♪ Yo, you ain't never seen this before ♪♪
- This is crazy.
- ♪♪ No ♪♪
- MetLife Stadium is huge.
The energy is so high right now.
Everyone is pumped for the game.
- This is so cool.
- ♪♪ You ain't never seen this before ♪♪
- There's something about game day,
being on the field, it's a vibe.
- ♪♪ No, you ain't never seen this before ♪♪
- Sam, you got this.
- ♪♪ No, you ain't never seen this before ♪♪
- [cheers]
- How are you? How you doing? - Hey, good.
- This is such a big deal. We're on the field.
- Yeah. - Yo.
We gotta go visit the concession stand, man.
- ♪♪ Everything and more ♪♪
- Being invited to the game is one thing.
- Look at the little meatballs.
- Aww, that's us.
- Getting invited to the VIP experience
is another.
- Is all this for free?
- Things are very impressive.
Hot dogs, hamburgers, chips, dips, steaks,
brussels sprouts, mac and cheese, short rib.
I haven't seen this much food
since Big Daddy Sitch's wedding.
- Damn. Look at this spread now.
- Oh, God.
Look at this pasta station.
Ooh, look at this. Look at this. Look at this.
- Mike, we gotta go.
- Let's go. J-E-T-S.
- So kickoff is about to begin.
And as we're walking to our seats--
Oh, my God.
[dramatic beats]
- [in slo-mo] Angelina?
[tense music]
- [crunches]
- Hi. - You made it.
- Hey. - You made it.
- I made it. - Oh, my God.
I'm actually-- am I seeing a ghost?
- Oh, my God. - Let's go. Kickoff.
- Kickoff. - Let's go. Kickoff.
- It is what it is.
Like, I'm not looking to fight with Angelina anymore.
We're at the Jets game right now.
This is gonna be so much fun.
- Yeah!
- Let's go!
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat music]
- Jets! Jets! Jets!
- I've actually never been to a football game before.
It's a blast.
I like football.
- Yeah, I'm a football fan. - [laughs]
[both laugh]
- I mean, I don't even know what's happening.
What's a first down?
[both cheering]
I feel like a bro watching the game.
Whoo!
I cheered all the time saying "First down."
I still don't know what it means.
- Look at us! We're on TV.
- We're famous.
- Oh!
- I like football. I don't mind it.
These football players are hot.
Wait, what's his Instagram?
He's actually good looking.
- Are you flirting?
- He's married.
- Stop flirting.
- Whatever. I'm just being nice.
[cheering]
- Guys, I have tea, and it's piping hot.
So my husband plays for the Jets.
I was there tonight.
My husband gets a DM from this girl Angela
from "Jersey Shore."
[gasps]
She DMs my husband and said "See u soon."
That's weird. You don't message a married woman's man.
Let me just show you
my husband's Instagram real fast.
There's me. There's our daughter.
There's me and our daughter.
I don't really care if you saw me or not.
You're still DM'ing a married man.
Angela, you're a weirdo.
- We've got a situation.
[dramatic music]
- ♪♪ We can do this all day ♪♪
♪♪ Relax and ride away ♪♪
♪♪ Let that sun shine at your face ♪♪
♪♪ All we need is ♪♪
- Ma'am. Hi, ma'am.
- Morning.
- It's a gorgeous day out.
Since the Jets game, I've been a busy beaver.
I have three Snooki shops right now.
There's two in Jersey, one in New York.
So I think we should talk about our fourth location.
- Oh, yeah.
- I still wanna do Nashville. - I know. So--
- I still wanna go away--
like, everything's on the East Coast.
- Oh, well, it's still the East Coast. [laughs]
- Well, you know, like, on a plane.
- Well, Nashville, we had a realtor reach out, actually.
There's a couple of spots that you can go see,
like, right now. - Like, now?
- Like, ASAP.
- Girl, call them up.
Let's make this work.
I wanna go out there and get a frickin' store.
No, this is the plan.
I've been dying to bring the roomies
to Nashville because it's, like, such a good time.
So this would be the perfect trip.
I could scout with the roomies. - Yeah.
I feel like that's a good idea for you.
- I'm crossing my fingers I actually find a spot.
Let's cross our fingers. - Yes.
- When I go on business trips,
I don't operate like a normal business woman.
I'm still incorporating drinks.
It's like a martini here.
All right, we'll get business done.
And then another martini after
before I go and find my store.
Hey, sir.
- I just got your text. Amazing.
Obviously, Big Daddy Sitch is in,
but also, I have a little something
I wanted to talk to you about.
Are you in the area?
- Oh, [bleep]. - Yes.
And it's important.
- Is it "dram-ers"?
- No, no "dram-ers." No.
- Okay.
- But if you are in the area,
we can get some good food down the street over at Patricia's.
And I can fill you in.
- Yeah. I'll head down to you.
I'm actually starving, so it's perfect.
- I'll call and get us a table now.
- All right, I'll see you soon.
- All right, see ya soon, bestie.
Bye. - Bye, sir.
- ♪♪ Everything I do is a miracle ♪♪
♪♪ Big stacks, nice steps, yeah, I'm credible ♪♪
♪♪ Anywhere, they're like, "Sir, yes, sir" ♪♪
- Sir? - Ooh.
Hey. It's a Snooki.
- Mm. both: How are you?
- Ooh, how nice.
- I love this place.
Are you cheating today?
- I probably am cheating.
- We've gotta get ready for Nashville.
- Yes, now speaking of Nashville,
did you tell everyone that--
about the trip? Is everyone invited?
- Yeah, I texted all of you. - Okay.
Have you spoken to Ron? - Mm-mm.
- No? The boys called him
on Jersey Shore Day in Atlantic City.
Yo, is Uncle Ron in the building?
- Hey, brother. Can you hear me?
- Yeah. What's up, man?
He sounded good.
He was making jokes.
He was laughing. He was fooling around.
- He's like old Ron?
- It seemed like that. - Mm-hmm.
- And it was definitely very emotional
when he came and we saw him.
- Oh, yeah.
- Like, last year, I've lost a lot of what I loved.
- I think we're gonna eventually have
to take the leap and... - And what?
- And... - And invite him?
- And invite him and see if he's available this weekend,
which is in Nashville.
- So you want to invite him to Nashville?
- I think it's time.
- So we're not asking the roomies?
We're just doing it?
- Well, this is why you're here--
so I don't get yelled at.
- Oh, so I get yelled at too?
- I'm joking.
It's been a few years.
Ron hasn't been in the news.
He made his amends.
- You know, he's been our brother.
We have to give him a second chance like we gave you.
- The next step is to take the leap.
But there's still one more thing to take into account.
- We have to figure out the Sam situation as well.
[tense music]
You know, I can't make this decision alone.
You know, I needed, you know,
to confide in you to see, you know, what you thought
of this particular situation.
- I mean, I think having Ron back would be so nice.
But at the same time, we really have to think about Sam.
And we have to be so sensitive to her feelings.
I don't want her to leave again 'cause we just got her back.
So this is, like, a sticky situation of, like,
what do we do?
Ma'am, I need a glass of wine
because I don't know how I'm gonna handle this.
[dramatic music]
- Welcome to Nashville.
- I don't know about you, but I'm hungries.
- What do they eat in Nashville?
- Grits, country-fried steak, ribs.
- It's happening!
- Ron is coming on this vacation
if you're okay with seeing what happens.
- Hell no.
- Oh!
[coughs] Wasn't expecting that.