1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:03,036             - ♪ MTV ♪            2 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:04,371 - Own up to your [bleep].        3 00:00:04,437 --> 00:00:06,906   - Don't act like I'm stupid,   sweetie.                         4 00:00:06,973 --> 00:00:08,808 I'm an A [bleep] student.        5 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:10,110  - What?                         6 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:11,978 - I'm sorry, Sam,                   for talking bad about you.    7 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:13,346   Hopefully our                     next vacation will            8 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:15,215   just be a blast in the glass.  9 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:16,816   - I was thinking of a            little bit of a trip           10 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:18,151 with the squad for a day?        11 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:20,353  - I think New York City          is reasonable because I         12 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:21,554   could see it from the window.  13 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:22,555 - It's happening.                14 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:23,656 - Going to New York City.        15 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:26,092 - We're going to                    multiple locations.           16 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:27,260   - Come on, Big Apple.          17 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:28,795   - The pizza has been ordered.  18 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,131 - "Hey, roomies, let's do        a trip to New York City."        19 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,933    This New York City trip is      literally right in the middle  20 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,301  of my embryo transfer.          21 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,537 - Wait to the day of and           text them like, you're sick.   22 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:39,339  - I don't want anybody            to know until after.           23 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:41,741 - I started doing                stand-up comedy.                 24 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:43,243     - I have a show tomorrow.    25 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:44,944 It's going to be my first          show where my roommates come.  26 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:46,346  - Am I invited?                 27 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:47,714   - No, it's just the roommates     - What the [bleep]?           28 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:48,715   - Hey, guys.                   29 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:49,783    - Change in plans.            30 00:00:49,849 --> 00:00:51,584 Baby number three                is coming today.                 31 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:53,486  - Honey, we got to go.             - All right, we got to go.    32 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:56,823   [upbeat music]                 33 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,025   - Yeah, buddy!                 34 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:01,528  - Party's here!                 35 00:01:01,594 --> 00:01:04,130  - The Situation                   is under construction.         36 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:06,533   - We're so classy now.         37 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:09,035   - On the seventh day,            it'll be lit.                  38 00:01:09,102 --> 00:01:11,638    - Get the frig out of here,       you crazy!                   39 00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:13,940    - Um, hello?                  40 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:15,909   - I'm still the sweetest bitch     you'll ever meet.            41 00:01:15,975 --> 00:01:19,212    ♪ ♪                           42 00:01:21,514 --> 00:01:22,782     - ♪ Come on, baby, you're     moving too slow, baby ♪         43 00:01:22,849 --> 00:01:23,817     ♪ Come on,                     I don't have no time ♪         44 00:01:23,883 --> 00:01:25,185   - Honey, come on up.           45 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:26,886   I need your help with my bag.    - OK.                          46 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:28,521     - ♪ You know I got things     to do and places to be ♪        47 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:29,889   - We got to get out of here.   48 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:33,026  The baby, technically,             is a couple of weeks early.   49 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,427   - All right, it's time to go.  50 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:37,297  - New York City is the             next trip with the roomies.   51 00:01:37,363 --> 00:01:40,200   I mean, technically,            this is Big Daddy Sitch's trip. 52 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:44,137   But things have just             totally changed in 24 hours.   53 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:45,939   And we're going to be            going to the hospital          54 00:01:46,005 --> 00:01:48,174   because I got a baby           coming right now.                55 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:49,309    All right, honey, let's go.   56 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:51,911  It's happening.                 57 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:54,781    Oh, son of a bitch.           58 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:55,882 I've got to make                 some sandwiches.                 59 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,250   - Oh my god.                   60 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:59,786    We're supposed to be there      in, like, 15 minutes.          61 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:02,655   I'm not surprised my husband     wants to pack a bag of foods   62 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:03,656     right now.                   63 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:04,824   This is his priority.          64 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:06,593    This is like his game day.    65 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:08,661   - ♪ Damn, look what I           just did, Steph Curry ♪         66 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:11,931 - I can't have a sandwich           without mortadella.           67 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:12,932    OK.                           68 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:15,135   I found some rainbow cookies.  69 00:02:15,201 --> 00:02:16,302    Take some of them.            70 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:19,005 - Oh my goodness.                71 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:21,007   - All right, let's go, honey.  72 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,676  I did have plans to go           to New York City today,         73 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:24,911 but it's just not                happening, honey.                74 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,146    Today is baby day.            75 00:02:26,212 --> 00:02:27,714    - You might want to             tell them something.           76 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:30,083  - Well, good news is I brought   the mortadella sandwich, honey. 77 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,451 - Ready?                         78 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,419  I'll show you what I'm          driving to New York City.        79 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:34,454  Ta-da.                          80 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:35,622  - Babe, what the hell?          81 00:02:35,688 --> 00:02:36,689 This is for you?                 82 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:38,024  - We are meeting                 at Mike's house,                83 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:41,995  so I rented a Sprinter             to pick up all the roomies    84 00:02:42,061 --> 00:02:43,396  to go to New York City.         85 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:44,397    - I love you, baby.           86 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:45,398   - I love you.                  87 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:46,566    - Be safe.                    88 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:47,567    - Toodles.                    89 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:49,035 I'll call you if I crash.        90 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,170    - All right, baby.            91 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:51,771  [horn honking]                  92 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,273 - Oh, my.                        93 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,275    - The time has come            for baby number three.          94 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:56,543  - Yeah.                         95 00:02:56,609 --> 00:02:58,211   This is three babies             three years in a row.          96 00:02:58,278 --> 00:02:59,679    I think we might have to--    97 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:01,214    we're going to have              to slow up on that.           98 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:04,484 I mean, listen, me and my          wife is back to back to back.  99 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:07,754   The last time y'all seen that     was like the Bulls in '91.    100 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:10,990   - ♪ I wouldn't change           all the nights ♪                101 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:11,991 - Oh my goodness.                102 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:12,992   I'm anxious.                   103 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:14,394  It is happening.                104 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:16,329   I'm about to be a mom           of three at any moment.         105 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:20,099     - ♪ Our dream came true ♪    106 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:21,100   - Oh.                          107 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:23,469  Oh. Oh.                         108 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,004 Now, I'm sweaty.                 109 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:26,472     I love the fact that Mike        wants to bring us            110 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,508   to New York City, because I've     never really done            111 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:30,276   the touristy New York thing.   112 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:31,978  - Dee?                            - Hi.                          113 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,646  - I rented the mom bus.         114 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,114  - Well, at least it's spacious. 115 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:38,117  - And I'm so excited to            see Vinny perform tonight.    116 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:40,887 - I've been taking these,         like, stand-up comedy classes.  117 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,622   And I have a graduation show.  118 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,624    So I want everyone to come.   119 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:45,959    - Is everybody else             supposed to be here?           120 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:46,960    - They are.                   121 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:48,261    Angelina is running behind.   122 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:50,129   I have to call Nicole           to pick her up.                 123 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:51,564    - And then Sam too, right?    124 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:54,734   - And Sam's supposed           to be here, too.                 125 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:58,438  - It looks like no one's home.  126 00:03:58,504 --> 00:04:00,206    - He knows they're              supposed to be here.           127 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:01,574  Have you talked to him?         128 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:02,809   - I haven't.                   129 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,510 - I'm just going                 to FaceTime him.                 130 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,447  Where are you?                  131 00:04:07,513 --> 00:04:09,916  Hey, we're outside your house.    - Hey.                         132 00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:15,255    We are having this             baby pretty much, like,         133 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:16,656   any minute right now.            - Oh my god.                   134 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:17,991   - Oh my god.                   135 00:04:18,057 --> 00:04:19,325    - Have fun                     in New York City, guys.         136 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:21,327 Sorry I couldn't make it.           - I love you guys.            137 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:22,328    - Love you.                   138 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:23,830 Congratulations.                 139 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:25,531    - And I will text you guys     when we actually have the baby. 140 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:26,733  - Bye.                          141 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:29,135 - I can't believe                they're having the baby.         142 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:30,837  - I'm going to FaceTime Nicole. 143 00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:31,904   - OK.                          144 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:33,640    - Ma'am, what is going on?    145 00:04:36,342 --> 00:04:37,644  - Why?                           - Why?                          146 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:42,015    What are you doing?           147 00:04:42,081 --> 00:04:43,650   - I feel like [bleep]             that I'm missing this trip    148 00:04:43,716 --> 00:04:45,485  because I wanted to go so bad.  149 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:48,021   I hate missing things with my   roommates because I have FOMO.  150 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,457   But at the end of the           day, my kids are, like,         151 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:53,159     so freaking sick,                and I cannot leave           152 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,028 them because I'm going to          feel like a [bleep]-ass mom.   153 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:58,131 - Don't get sick.                   Bye, girl.                    154 00:04:58,197 --> 00:05:00,133  - Bye.                          155 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:01,734   - Hey, girl.                    - Hey.                          156 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:02,802 - Mike just went                  to the hospital                 157 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:04,237  because they're                 having the baby.                 158 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,571  - Get the [bleep] out of here.    That quickly?                  159 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:06,773 - It's, like, happening.         160 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:07,774   - Was it supposed to              happen this quick?            161 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:08,775   - No.                           - She's early.                  162 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:10,243  - Perfect timing, Mike.         163 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,112    Like, you booked this whole      thing, and now you're not--   164 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:15,848 like, listen, I know he's        having a baby, but Jesus.        165 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:17,984  - Also, Nicole's not making it. 166 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:18,985    - Why not?                    167 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:19,986   - Her kids are sick.           168 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,120    It's just so crazy.           169 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:22,855    This is the closest            trip possible,                  170 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,390  but everybody's                   dropping like flies.           171 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:25,391   - All right, hold on.          172 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:27,694 Let me call Sam.                 173 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:29,095  - Are you ready                 for the big day?                 174 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,096  - Yeah.                         175 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,631   I'm nervous.                   176 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,366   Like, this could be,              "could be,"                   177 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,868  hopes up, like,                  a new beginning                 178 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:37,303  for me and you.                 179 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,473 I'm not going to New York        City because we are going        180 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:43,609    to do our embryo transfer,       which is basically            181 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:46,546  where they put                    the embryo inside you          182 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:47,780    to hopefully get pregnant.    183 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,216   If it works,                      on the next trip hopefully    184 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:51,684  we can tell everybody.          185 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,286   - That'll be a big surprise.   186 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,520   They'll all be happy.           - Yeah.                         187 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:55,922   Nobody would be expecting it.  188 00:05:55,988 --> 00:05:57,924  I'm keeping it a secret            because if it doesn't work,   189 00:05:57,990 --> 00:06:00,593   I don't want to tell anybody   because it would be sad.         190 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:02,528    - One day you'll tell them,      and then they'll understand   191 00:06:02,595 --> 00:06:03,763  why you weren't there.          192 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,131    - Yeah, hopefully.            193 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,499 I'm just going to                   tell them I'm sick.           194 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:09,769 I have this stomach virus          and keep it at that.           195 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:13,373    This day, like, is the tell   all, like, if it's going         196 00:06:13,439 --> 00:06:14,874 to work or not, you know?        197 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:16,008 So that makes me nervous.        198 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:19,178  [phone ringing]                 199 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:20,313 - Sammi's not answering.         - My god.                        200 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,314   - No.                          201 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,682   - What is happening?           202 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:23,916  [phone chimes]                     No.                           203 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:25,718  - What?                         She's not coming?                204 00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:27,186  - "I can't even                 answer the phone.                205 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:28,187    "I feel like death.           206 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:29,422 "I was up all night sick.        207 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,057   "I'm not going to be            able to make it today.          208 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,125  I'm so sorry."                  209 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:33,593    - What is happening today?    210 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:35,762   - I don't know, dude.          211 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:38,297  - Sick [bleep]                     New York City trip.           212 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:41,367  Why the [bleep] did I rent this   big-ass van for three people?  213 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:42,368    - [coughs, laughs]            214 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:43,536 - You have a croup cough.        215 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:45,238 - Leave me alone.                - That is croupy.                216 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:46,239   - Are you OK?                  217 00:06:46,305 --> 00:06:47,440 [coughs]                            - Do you hear her?            218 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:48,641 - Leave me alone.                219 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:49,909   - It sounds like she           has kennel cough.                220 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:51,611 [laughs]                         221 00:06:51,677 --> 00:06:53,780 - What does she think, I           was in a dog cage all night?   222 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:54,881 - OK, here we go.                223 00:06:54,947 --> 00:06:56,115   - All right,                   I'm sitting in the back.         224 00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:57,483    I don't want to go             too close to you guys.          225 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,886    - Yeah, since you have the     [bleep] bubonic plague.         226 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:01,053   - What is happening?              - Why are you here?           227 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,523    - [coughs]                    228 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:05,258  Whoops.                           Sorry, guys.                   229 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:07,560  I'm in the back [bleep]            subliminal hole back here,    230 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:08,694   like a [bleep] dick.           231 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,263  - Croupa dupe.                  232 00:07:10,329 --> 00:07:12,632     - I am definitely ready to       see Vinny tell some jokes.   233 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:15,301    - ♪ Am I walking in            someone else's street? ♪        234 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,770  ♪ Na na na na na na na ♪        235 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:19,105    - You know, stand-up comedy    has been                        236 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,473     a lifelong dream of mine.    237 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,308   And I'm doing it for            the first time tonight          238 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:23,743 in front of my roommates.        239 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:26,746 So it makes this                  moment heavier.                 240 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,314    All right.                    241 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:30,516  Hello.                          - Hey, how are you doing?        242 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:31,517   - That's me.                   243 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:32,652   - Yeah, you.                   244 00:07:32,718 --> 00:07:34,187  A friend, Mike,                   reserved it for you?           245 00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:35,254  - Yes.                             Yeah, yeah.                   246 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:36,255  - Yeah.                           This is you.                   247 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:37,423   - A tour bus?                  248 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,758  - Sure.                         249 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:41,160    - I can tell that this day    is going to be a circus.         250 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:42,428   - Yo, what up?                 251 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,764  - This is some tourist          [bleep] right here, bro.         252 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:46,566    - I was trying to be            low profile, you know?         253 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:48,768    - You really pulled out the    good accommodations over here.  254 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,203  - I did.                        255 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:52,672     I don't think that               I could make New York City   256 00:07:52,738 --> 00:07:55,741    because we're about to have      baby number three right now.  257 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:56,943   - Oh my god.                   258 00:07:57,009 --> 00:07:58,144   Congratulations, bro.          259 00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,345 That's so great.                 260 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:01,314    - Obviously,                     I can't have a baby           261 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:03,082     and be in New York             City at the same time.         262 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,917   - Well, we'll hold it           down for you over here.         263 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,254   - All right.                    See you later.                  264 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,255   - So you ready to go?            - I'm ready to rock.           265 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,256   Let's do it.                     Let's do it.                   266 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,424   - Come on in.                  Let's go.                        267 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,558    - It's better than              the train, you know?           268 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:15,461  - Yeah, it is.                  - It's like my own yacht.        269 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:17,363    OK.                           270 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,465    This is not                     embarrassing at all.           271 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,567 - There could be                  a little Justin                 272 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,002  or Sammi running around here--  273 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,003 - I know.                        274 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:25,304    - --next year at this time.   275 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:26,305  - See, that's nervous.          276 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:28,541    - Yeah, like, that's scary.   277 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:30,176   I am feeling a little             bit of everything.            278 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:31,844   I'm hopeful.                     I'm nervous.                   279 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:32,845   I'm so scared                  280 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,247  - Ready, babe?                  281 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:36,482 - Because I feel like all        we have is three embryos.        282 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:40,019 So if this doesn't work,          then we're only left with two,  283 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:42,889  and you just don't know            what the future will hold.    284 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:44,924  So it's kind of like a            nerve-racking thing.           285 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:46,225 You don't know if                   it's going to work.           286 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:47,627    You're just praying             for the best.                  287 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:50,696   You just don't know.           288 00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:52,532   What a crappy,                   rainy day it is today.         289 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:53,900  But who cares?                  290 00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:55,968  It's my embryo transfer          day, and this is a very         291 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,737 special day for us both.         292 00:08:57,803 --> 00:09:01,140   - ♪ Because everything            I want is ♪                   293 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,308   - I'm, like, scared.           294 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,976   I'm not going to lie.          295 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:08,447   My life could possibly change     forever from this moment on.  296 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,616  - New York City, yeah.          297 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:11,684  - Whoo!                         298 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:12,985    We're going to the            top of the rock.                 299 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,186  - Whoa.                         300 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:15,621  - Wait, I wasn't ready.         301 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:17,490   - So Mike made quite            the tour today.                 302 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,492  Are we going to another           frickin' pizza place?          303 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,027    - [laughs]                    304 00:09:21,093 --> 00:09:23,496    - I'll be on stage tonight,     like, laying down like, help.  305 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,164 - Give it up for Vinny G.        306 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,199  - I'm a little nervous,           always, like, unknowns         307 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:28,834     of what's going to happen.   308 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,736    - What up?                    What up?                         309 00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:32,738   - Break a leg, Vinny.          310 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,909    [upbeat funky music]          311 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:37,910  - So Sam's not coming.          312 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:38,911    Mike's not coming.            313 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:40,212 And Nicole's not coming.          - Nope.                         314 00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:41,213  - Wow.                          315 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,615   We think Pauly's on a flight?  316 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:43,649  - I hope Pauly's on the flight. 317 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,751  - I don't know.                 318 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:47,587    - Please don't leave           your luggage unattended         319 00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:48,988   at all times.                  320 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:50,523    - I'm on tour right            now, but I will                 321 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,425   do whatever it takes              to meet my roomies            322 00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:53,726    for a nice little vacation.   323 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,561  And I love New York City            this time of year.           324 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:57,363  [horn honking]                  325 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,065  Going to The Big Apple.         326 00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:02,101   I think I see Vinny's          place from here.                 327 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:06,005   - Now, on your right,             we are in the West Village.   328 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:10,710   The West Village is a           quiet, quaint area of New York, 329 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,411   cobblestone streets.           330 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:14,113   You may have seen it             on "Sex in the City."          331 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,448   [phone rings]                  332 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:16,449  Hello?                          333 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:17,450    - Hey, Vin.                   334 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:19,452   So we are on our way.          335 00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:21,320   Are you excited for tonight?   336 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:22,421  - Yeah.                         337 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:24,624  - I'm excited,                  your biggest fan.                338 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,192  - Yeah, but, you know.          339 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:29,562  I kind of get a little nervous   when they say, I'm so excited,  340 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,063  because you never know            how it's going to go.          341 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,199  There's always, like, unknowns     of what's going to happen.    342 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:35,201     Are you going to be funny?     Is you're joke going to land?  343 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,870    Are you going to forget the    first three words that you say? 344 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,238 - You know we all                 think you're so funny.          345 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,506    - [coughs, laughs]            346 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,408   - Oh my god.                      - Angelina sounds--           347 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,876    - You honked again.           348 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,211    - Angelina literally sounds      like she has kennel cough.    349 00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:46,312 - Leave me alone.                350 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,413 - She sounds like                 [bleep] croup.                  351 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,414  Don't hug her.                  - Leave me alone.                352 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,116  - All right, we are on our way. 353 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:52,918    - Just meet me at the hotel      because Mike got me a ride.   354 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,286 - Wait, he got you a car?        355 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:55,921 Like, a real car?                356 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:58,057  - Can we go to,                     like, Rockefeller            357 00:10:58,124 --> 00:10:59,992    Center or something?          358 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,961   - Oh                              that's such a tourist trap.   359 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,396   I hate doing touristy things.  360 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:07,099  - Yeah, well--                  361 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,202   - All right.                    - Bye.                          362 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:11,404    - Talk to you soon.               - All right, bye.            363 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:12,672  - Bye.                          364 00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:13,873  - Hope no one sees me.          365 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,543   - I am low-key                     in New York City.            366 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:18,644   This is embarrassing.          367 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:19,779   I live here.                   368 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,081   I don't want anybody            looking at me.                  369 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,082  - Yeah.                         370 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,583 I'm hiding all the time.         371 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,686  And now all of a sudden,            I'm on a sidewalk            372 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,888   in front of a [bleep]           double-decker megabus.          373 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:33,325  - [bleep] you.                  374 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:34,326    - What the [bleep] is this?   375 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:36,262    Are we getting a tour bus?    376 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:37,496 - You ladies need a ride?           - Is this--                   377 00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:38,497   - No.                          378 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:39,699   - Is this what Mike got you?   379 00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:40,833  - Is this what                  you came here on?                380 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,401  - Yeah.                         381 00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:44,003  - Didn't you just say, I don't   want to do the touristy thing?  382 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:45,104 - I know.                        383 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,273    - This is the most             touristy thing.                 384 00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:48,274 - Mike booked it.                385 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:49,275   Where's Sam?                   386 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:50,710  - Sam is sick.                  - Nicole?                        387 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:52,144 - Kids are sick.                 - Kids are sick.                 388 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,245 - Mike--                          - Baby.                         389 00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:54,246 - Having a baby.                 390 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:55,347   - Yes, I know about the baby.  391 00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:56,348 So it's just us?                 392 00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:58,484  Oh my god, this is the LA crew. 393 00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,485  - This is the LA crew.          394 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,653 - On a tour bus.                 395 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,854    - Let's go down to            Sunset Boulevard.                396 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,689   This is Sunset Strip              in West Hollywood.            397 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:05,324    Hi.                              How are you doing?            398 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,325    [loud bang]                   399 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,426   - Oh my god.                   400 00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:08,661 - Oh, someone just threw         something at us.                 401 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,895    - Is Pauly coming?             - That's [bleep] weird.         402 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:10,963 - Did you talk to Pauly?         403 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:11,964 - We're going to                 meet Pauly, yeah.                404 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:12,965   - OK.                          405 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:16,402   - Oh, damn, Secaucus.          [laughs]                         406 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:17,570  That's where Ronnie got jumped. 407 00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:18,571    - Show him.                   408 00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:20,306 - Where?                            - Secaucus.                   409 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:21,307   - What a sin.                  410 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:22,341  - In Secaucus?                  411 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,043   - Yeah, bro.                   412 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,177    - [bleep].                    413 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,412 Secaucus?                        414 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,714 - Let's stay away                 from Secaucus.                  415 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:31,417   - ♪ Yo, a mother[...]            from the NYC ♪                 416 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:32,985     ♪ Guns and cars ♪            417 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:34,320   ♪ Rubber bands on our money ♪  418 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:35,321   ♪ Drugs in the jars ♪          419 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:36,756    - Oh, damn.                    - What?                         420 00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:38,224  - We got Italian pizza.            - Oh, crap.                   421 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:39,425  - Little Italy.                 422 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,927    - Oh, wow.                    423 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:43,596 - Thanks.                        424 00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:44,597   - Thank you.                   - Thanks.                        425 00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:45,631   - You ladies.                  426 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:46,632   - That's pretty cool.          427 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:47,867    - What the [bleep]?           428 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,035  This bus was originally            intended for Mike.            429 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,105    - I have a very large party      coming into New York City.    430 00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:55,641  We're going to                     multiple locations.           431 00:12:55,708 --> 00:13:00,312  And I would like pizza            to be delivered at each spot.  432 00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:01,747   - Don't mind if I do.          433 00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:03,415   - And if Mike was here, that      means that there was going    434 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:04,850   to be a bunch of pizzas here.  435 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,185 - New York pizza.                436 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,053  - At least it's New York pizza.  - When in Rome.                 437 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,054    - Well, Mike's missing out.   438 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,756   - This is good pizza.          439 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:14,226   - I feel like I'm officially      a tourist of New York City,   440 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,461    where I kind of grew up at.   441 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,296 - I want to go to                   Rockefeller Center.           442 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:18,931 - But this is the                   opportunity to just           443 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,834   soak it in and enjoy New York     City, for what it's worth.    444 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:22,935    - So, Vin, show us around.    445 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,370   - OK.                          446 00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:28,174  And on the right, we're          passing Madison Square Garden.  447 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,075  - Ooh, lots of fun stuff there. - Where the Knicks play--        448 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,644    - Vinny loves that.             - --and the New York Rangers.  449 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,212    On the right is the            Empire State Building.          450 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,980 I ran up that all                   the way to the top.           451 00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:36,549  - I got engaged there.            - Oh, yeah, you did.           452 00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:37,817    - Guys, give them a              round of applause.            453 00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:39,151   I mean, it's amazing.          454 00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:40,519  It sucks that we weren't there. 455 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,521 I'm sure you took her to            the top of the Empire State   456 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:45,124   Building, you got down on one     knee, and you said, Jenni,    457 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,293  can I borrow your credit card?  458 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:49,562   - Oh my god.                   459 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:50,830   [phone rings]                  460 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,631  - Oh, guys, Pauly's calling me. 461 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:53,799   - Is he here?                  462 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,267   - Yo.                           - Hey.                          463 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,602  - We're on a tour bus.           - It's so cold.                 464 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,972 - I think you're                  meeting us at 30 Rock.          465 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,307   - Rockefeller Center.          466 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,411   - OK, 30 Rockefeller Center.   467 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:06,512   - Oh my god.                   468 00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:08,747 - All right, bye.                469 00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,416  - Ooh,                             look at that souvenir shop.   470 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:11,817  Souvenir shop.                  471 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,652    - Sit down.                   I don't know her.                472 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:14,653 I don't know her.                473 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,021  - Right there.                  474 00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:18,224   I feel like it's a necessity   when you're in New York.         475 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,492    - Are we really going into    a [bleep] souvenir shop?         476 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,027    - You have to stop               at a souvenir shop.           477 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:23,395   - Vinny, you're dying             inside, aren't you?           478 00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:24,997  - Yeah.                            - I wanted everyone to get.   479 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,465     "I Love New York"             shirts because I                480 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,568    want all of us to match and   take a cute family photo.        481 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:31,303  - Vinny wants the gray.            - Did you say you're this?    482 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,905   - You have to do that          when you're in New York.         483 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,006  - I'm a large.                  484 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,307 - Well, you look                    more like a medium.           485 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,442  - You look like small.             - Shut up.                    486 00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:38,210 - Medium.                        - Medium.                        487 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:39,612   - It feels like we're            at the T-shirt shop.           488 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:40,980  - Yeah.                         489 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,348   - Maybe we should get          jobs here for the summer.        490 00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,617  - Everyone is going to             look so good in the shirts    491 00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:45,985  at the top of 30 Rock.          492 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,853   And I am so excited.           493 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,822  - Oh my god, they have             more pizza coming.            494 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,223  - What?                           - More pizza?                  495 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,524  - Wow.                          - What the hell?                 496 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:53,692    - Is this serious?            497 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,261   - We just had pizza.            - We just had--                 498 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:56,362 - This feels hot.                499 00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,164   - Oh my god.                   500 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,165    Is it warm?                   501 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,267  - Is this a joke at this point? 502 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:03,736   - Not with Michael, it isn't.  503 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,037   - Thank you.                   504 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,972    - She keeps saying               ladies, like I'm not here.    505 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,441    Mike is just being            obnoxious at this point.         506 00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:12,011    - I hope I ordered               enough food, honey.           507 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,712  - Get it, Vin.                  508 00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:16,282   He is unemployed from          the stripping right now.         509 00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:17,416    - Eat that.                   510 00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:18,617  - It definitely turned          into a cheat day                 511 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:19,852   - No, you definitely              are hungry.                   512 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,086    - Whatever.                   513 00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:22,788   Vinny's more fun when             he's on cheat day.            514 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,023   - All right,                   give me some white wine.         515 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,057   Just kidding.                  516 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,625  - Yay!                           - Yay!                          517 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:29,461    - What's up, New York City?   518 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:32,231    I love Rockefeller            Center this time of year.        519 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,465  - That kind of                     sounds like Pauly.            520 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:34,833  - Yeah, what was that?            Was that him?                  521 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:35,901    - Probably.                   522 00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:40,105    - Oh, yeah,                     New York City, yeah.           523 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,207     - ♪ Step into the               page and misbehave ♪          524 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:47,846  - ♪ Oh, oh, oh,                     I'm living free ♪            525 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:50,015 - Angelo,                         I'm killing the germs.          526 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,450   Say, go away, germies          527 00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:54,753  - Say, we don't                 want to be sick.                 528 00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,524    - I'm stuck with my              kids that are sick.           529 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,092   I feel like I'm going          to be sick soon.                 530 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:01,460 I don't want to get sick.        531 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,232  I mean, anything for my          kids, but I hate this.          532 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:10,336    Honey, are you OK?            533 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:13,505    What hurts?                   534 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,808  - Do you want anything to eat?  535 00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:16,809 - You want soup?                 536 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,712    OK, honey.                    537 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,780    - Well, no, not if              all of you are sick.           538 00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:23,983 I'm really, you know, sad         that I'm missing this New York  539 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:25,985 City trip because I don't         know what's happening,          540 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:27,987 and I have FOMO.                 541 00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:30,422    I'll go make you some soup.   542 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,557   - You know, that's mom life.   543 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:32,591    And I'm not                     complaining about it.          544 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,692    I love being a mom.           545 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,294 I wish I was in the city.        546 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:36,762   But it sucks.                  547 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,764   Gigi?                          548 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,532    - You wanted orange juice?    549 00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:43,202 - Yes, freshly squeezed.         550 00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:46,171    - You want freshly             squeezed orange juice?          551 00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,007  - What is this,                   a bed and breakfast?           552 00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:52,745    - Oh, yeah!                   553 00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:55,080   New York City, yeah!           554 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,448  - Whoo!                         555 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,650  Tourists in Rockefeller          Center, bitch.                  556 00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,853   - I love Rockefeller           Center this time of year.        557 00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:02,154  - That kind of                     sounded like Pauly.           558 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,222  - Yeah, what was that?          559 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:04,656    - Oh, yeah.                   560 00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:06,492  - This is just, like, becoming   like a huge spectacle.          561 00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:07,493  - Yeah.                         562 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:08,594 - Uh-oh.                         563 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,095   - Oh my god,                      I hear him already.           564 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:13,999 - Where my room--                   oh, there they are.           565 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,001   - Hi.                            - Hi.                          566 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,036 Good to see you.                 567 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:18,570    - Welcome to touristy day.    568 00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:19,938    - What are you guys              doing in the city?            569 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:21,640 - We're going to                    go all the way up.            570 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:22,875   - Over there?                   - All the way up where?         571 00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:24,176 - We're going to                   the top of the Rock.           572 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,878 - Hey, where's everybody?          - Sam's sick.                  573 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,346  Nicole is sick.                 574 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,714  - Mike's at the                    hospital right now.           575 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,049  They might be having the baby.  576 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,283   - Oh my god.                   577 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,385   Mike is about to have             baby number three.            578 00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:34,386   That's a full house.           579 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:35,521   - Are you guys ready?          580 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:36,789    We're going to head            up to the Rock.                 581 00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:38,424   - Let's go get high.            - Don't you live here?          582 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:39,425   Let's just go to your house.   583 00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:40,926 - Stupid.                        584 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,661 We're going to go all the          way up to the top of the Rock  585 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,331   and redoing a picture             of all the workers            586 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,601 on a beam looking                 over Manhattan.                 587 00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:50,803   - Welcome to top of the Rock.  588 00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:51,837  - Hey, top of the rock to you.  589 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:52,838    - Wow, we're high.            590 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,573   - We're 690 feet in the air.   591 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,574  - Wow.                          592 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:56,775   This is cool.                   - Wow.                          593 00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:57,943  - Look, there's                   the Statue of Liberty          594 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:58,944 - Where?                         595 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,279  - Right there.                  596 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:01,847   There's the Statue of            Liberty, right there.          597 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,082  - No, it's not.                  - Right there.                  598 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:04,650    - That's not the real one.      - Yes, it is.                  599 00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:05,918 - Nu-uh.                            The real one's in New York.   600 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:06,985    - [laughs]                    601 00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:08,253 - Stupid.                        602 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,489   - I know we're in New          York, but let's be real.         603 00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:11,623    We really love New Jersey.    604 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:12,624 - Oh my.                         605 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:13,625    - What the [bleep]?           606 00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:14,893  - That's sacrilegious.          607 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:15,928   - We just went to the            store and got these.           608 00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,029  - We just got New York.         609 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,130   - Make up your mind.           610 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,298   Which is it,                      Jersey or New York?           611 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:20,299  - Are we in New Jersey?         612 00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:21,433    Are we in New York?           613 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,001  I am so [bleep]                    confused right now.           614 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:26,672   - So I figured we could do an     ultimate crossover picture,   615 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,107 New Jersey and New York.         616 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:29,541    - Let's dress them               up like jerk-offs.            617 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,876  It'll be funny.                 618 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,845 - I feel like the "I Love        New Jersey" shirts just,         619 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:34,446  like, show more of who we are.  620 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:35,914  - This actually is the          sickest photo right here.        621 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:36,982 This is the way to do it.        622 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,183 - You guys ready                    to go to the beam?            623 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,985   - OK, ready for the real one.  624 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:44,022  - The beam is an iconic           staple of Rockefeller Center.  625 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:47,860    When it was built, a bunch       of guys took a lunch break    626 00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:50,496  and ate on just                    this floating beam.           627 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:51,997   - You guys know where           the top of the Rock is?         628 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,132    I'll check it out.            629 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,100  - These [bleep]                   were fearless.                 630 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,336  Well, you're just sitting there   eating your sandwich,          631 00:18:57,402 --> 00:19:00,739   almost 700 in the air,           looking like you don't         632 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,474     have a care in the world.    633 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,443    Oh, this is crazy up here.    634 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,111 - I don't want to                 reenact these [bleep].          635 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:08,347    - Why is it scarier           on the far left?                 636 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:09,381   - Oh, there's multiple beams.  637 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:10,449  - Did half of them live?        638 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,718 I hope so because                 I want to live.                 639 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:13,886 - I need to grab someone.        640 00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:15,420    I'm sorry.                    641 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:18,490   I'm petrified of heights, so    this is just right up my alley. 642 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,159  - Act like you've never          been on a beam before.          643 00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:25,030   - Top of [bleep] Rockefeller     Center, 670 feet in the air.   644 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,533   - I need you guys to put your   feet at the bottom of the beam. 645 00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:30,302    - Outside with crazy winds.   646 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,037  - Jenni, are you good?          647 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,071  - What could go wrong?          648 00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:34,873   - Are you guys ready?           - Yeah.                         649 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,175     - ♪ For the show ♪             - Oh!                          650 00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,176  - Wait.                         651 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:38,210  I wasn't ready.                 652 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:39,211  - We're not doing this.         653 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,879 - I wasn't ready.                654 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:43,382  Just remember,                   I'm scared of heights.          655 00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:44,383 - Vinny, please.                 656 00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:45,517    - This is so cool.            657 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:46,518 Look at me, man.                 658 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,320   Whoo.                          659 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,555    - I'm like, scared to move.   660 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:50,656  [phone ringing]                 661 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:51,924    - If that's for me,             I'm not here.                  662 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:52,925 - Oh, it's Mike.                 663 00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:54,159 Yo, what up, bro?                664 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,228  - Nothing to see here,          just beaming out.                665 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:57,763    - What are you guys              doing on the beam?            666 00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:58,931    - Yo, we're at the            top of the Rock.                 667 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,132    - Oh my god.                  668 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,100 Listen, we had the baby.         669 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:05,704  [all cheering]                  670 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:06,838    - We had the baby!            671 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:07,839 - We did it, yo.                 672 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,041    We did it.                    673 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,877   - A major life event              has just occurred,            674 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:18,016   Luna Lucia Sorrentino,          born 5 pounds, 6 ounces.        675 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,651  - Aww.                            - Hi, Lauren.                  676 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,186  You did great.                  677 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:22,487     - What a blessing.           678 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:25,557  You know, three babies,          blessings on blessings          679 00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:26,558 on blessings right there.        680 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:30,662    Oh, my god.                   681 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:35,601   [gentle music]                 682 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,769   - ♪ Things might be changing ♪ 683 00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:41,373     ♪ Love is still the same ♪   684 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,376   - I just got embryo transfers,     and what a cool procedure,   685 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,411    honestly, this whole thing.   686 00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:48,714   It only takes like 15 minutes. 687 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:49,881  I can't believe                    we're home already.           688 00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:51,316 It's super-fast.                 689 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:54,052  And then you leave the            doctor's office, technically,  690 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,120  like pregnant.                  691 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,788    - A little embryo picture.    692 00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:57,823   - I can't believe it's in me.  693 00:20:57,889 --> 00:20:59,191    - You want to go lie down?    694 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,525    - Look at our guy.            695 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:01,893 - I know.                        696 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:02,894 He kind of looks like me.        697 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:04,329  You all right?                  698 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:07,499   - So the first, like,            few days, you feel exhausted.  699 00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:08,834    All right,                      I just want to lay down, so--  700 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:09,835   - All right.                   701 00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:11,136    You need anything?            702 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,138  - And it could just be            your hormones are now          703 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,506   changing and                   fluctuating, and there's         704 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:15,974 things going on in there.        705 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,010 This is where I'm                 literally going                 706 00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:19,211   to be for the next two days.   707 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,212  I'm not moving.                 708 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,713   - All right.                   709 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,650  - I have to rest for basically  the next, like, 48 hours.        710 00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:27,319 And then you find out if          you're pregnant ten days later. 711 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:28,387  - All right, you get some rest. 712 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:29,621  - Rest.                         713 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:31,957    ♪ ♪                           714 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:33,191     - ♪ I don't really              think you're ready ♪          715 00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:34,493     ♪ For what's coming now ♪    716 00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:35,560     ♪ When we show up              in the city ♪                  717 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:36,561    ♪ We going to shut it down ♪  718 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,063  ♪ Shut it down ♪                719 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,766   - The Situation's family just     got bigger by another one.    720 00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:43,368 - She's so tiny.                 721 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:45,604    - Congratulations,            Mike and Lauren.                 722 00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:48,240   - This is epic, like,             best time to get this news.   723 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,310  - Look at how cute this          little baby is, honey.          724 00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:52,844 all: Aw.                         725 00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:56,048    - Now, forever, we can tell    everybody that we met baby Luna 726 00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:57,949    when we were                     dangling from a beam          727 00:21:58,016 --> 00:21:59,885  up in the air in New York City. 728 00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:01,820  - It looks just like Mia Bella. - I know.                        729 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,722   - I'm having déjà vu.          He just had one.                 730 00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:04,723    - [laughs]                    731 00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:06,024    - She is adorable.            732 00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:07,559   I will text you guys             later on group chat.           733 00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:08,560 I love you guys.                 734 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:09,561    - Congrats.                   735 00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:11,263     - Congratulations.           736 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,931  - I'm pretty sure we're          going back on the bus.          737 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,733    - This is our ride?            - Yes.                          738 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,301    - Tour bus is here.           739 00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:18,036    - ♪ Right side in the VIP ♪   740 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,905     ♪ Because we the hottest ♪   741 00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:23,608  - Wait, Mike sent this?         742 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,646 - Leave it here.                 Sorry about that.                743 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,919   - Mike sent us so much food.   744 00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:35,020  And he's not even here.         745 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:37,889   - That was the third           delivery of one,                 746 00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:39,658  two, three, four, five pizzas.  747 00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:40,759  - Boy, that boy                 knows how to eat.                748 00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:43,128   - Mike, what in the [bleep]?   749 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,330  - Whenever I smell that pizza,   I'm like, ooh, I want a slice.  750 00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:46,765    But I'm not hungry.           751 00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:48,300   - This is not normal            at this point.                  752 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,968   - I wonder where Mike             has us going next.            753 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,269  - Probably somewhere with food. 754 00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:52,537 - Take us there.                 755 00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:55,907   Driver, let's take us          to the next stop, please.        756 00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:57,008    Thank you.                    757 00:22:57,075 --> 00:22:58,510 - So how was your                 show in Miami?                  758 00:22:58,577 --> 00:22:59,511 - Oh my goodness.                759 00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:00,912   Miami was next level.          760 00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:02,714  But I was in Vegas the             night before, spring break,   761 00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:04,649  then did Miami, New York           a couple days, back to Vegas  762 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:05,650  to do--                            - Oh my god.                  763 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:06,718  - Yeah.                         764 00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:07,786    - I don't know how              you function.                  765 00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:09,354  - Neither do I.                  - He's a robot.                 766 00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:11,556  - Needless to say, this blowout   has lasted three days so far,  767 00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:14,493 and it's top of the Rock         proof, I just found out.         768 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:16,128   - Beam-proof.                    - Beam-proof.                  769 00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:17,596    - [laughs]                    770 00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:19,698   Oh, yeah, so I'm doing this,      like, with my DJing stuff,    771 00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:21,600    like my visuals and, like,     the photos, I'm doing,          772 00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:22,901   like, a whole, like, rebrand.  773 00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:24,336 Like, it's still                    DJ Pauly D, but I'm           774 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,738    getting, like, a new logo,       new visuals for the shows.    775 00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:28,140    We did like a photo shoot.    776 00:23:28,206 --> 00:23:30,275     - ♪ Step into the               page and misbehave ♪          777 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,744    - The first round of            photos came out sick.          778 00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:33,812     We did some weird photos.    779 00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:34,813 Like, you guys are going         to laugh.                        780 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,148  I took some in the tub.         781 00:23:36,214 --> 00:23:37,449   - Oh.                            - In the tub?                  782 00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:39,418   - But the tub                   was filled with balls.          783 00:23:39,484 --> 00:23:40,452 - Wait--                         784 00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:41,720   - What kind of balls?           - What?                         785 00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:43,121    - Like, the bouncy            ball, like the--                 786 00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:44,489    - The bouncy balls?           787 00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:45,991   - Like, like when you          jump in the tub of balls.        788 00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:47,826  - Like in a kid's ball?            - I'm so confused.            789 00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:48,827   - Pauly, you lost me.          790 00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:50,195 - Were you naked?                  - No.                          791 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,196 But it looked like I was.        792 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,297 - Were your nipples out?         793 00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:53,298   - They were.                   794 00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:54,299    - [laughs]                    795 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:55,500   - Like a jungle gym.           796 00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:57,436    - Yes, those balls,           the one where you                797 00:23:57,502 --> 00:23:58,737  cut your whole cooter in half.  798 00:23:58,804 --> 00:23:59,738   - Oh my god.                   799 00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:00,806 - Go, Mommy, go.                 800 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:03,508   - Oh, Deena.                     - Oh!                          801 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,444   - My vagina.                   802 00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:06,578 - Split it right                 down the middle.                 803 00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:08,380  - How can I forget about that?  804 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,648    - We took some weird ones.    805 00:24:09,714 --> 00:24:10,649    I don't know if I'm            going to use that one.          806 00:24:10,715 --> 00:24:11,950  But we're trying stuff.         807 00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:12,951  - He's like, guys, I'm           doing this new rebrand.         808 00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:14,453    It's in my bathtub.           809 00:24:14,519 --> 00:24:16,588    - With kiddy balls.             - I'm in kiddy balls.          810 00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:19,157    [laughter]                    811 00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:20,959  - You better laugh like          this tonight, Angelina.         812 00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:22,194   - [laughing]                   813 00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:23,462   The show is at 9:00.           814 00:24:23,528 --> 00:24:24,796   - Do you want someone             laughing like that?           815 00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:26,198    - Shut up.                    816 00:24:26,264 --> 00:24:27,566   - I mean, honestly, laughing    is better than silence.         817 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:28,600 But that's crazy.                818 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:29,835   I'm not going to lie.          819 00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:31,036    I'm getting                     a little bit nervous.          820 00:24:31,102 --> 00:24:33,104    In comedy,                     sometimes there's good crowds.  821 00:24:33,171 --> 00:24:34,473   Sometimes there's bad crowd.   822 00:24:34,539 --> 00:24:35,740   - [laughing]                   823 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:38,443    [laughter]                    824 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,882   [breezy music]                 825 00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:46,117  - Mommy's making soup.          826 00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:48,053  All my fricking                 kids have fevers.                827 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,955  So I've been in                    the kitchen all day           828 00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:51,823    trying to make the               soup for the kids.            829 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:52,924   God, it looks like diarrhea.   830 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:55,327  I mean, I'm not Martha Stewart. 831 00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:56,895 This is not going great.         832 00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:58,263  [gags]                          833 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,198 But I'm trying to, like,            cater to my kids right now.   834 00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:01,466 This actually looks good.        835 00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:03,034    Because obviously,            I hate to see them sick.         836 00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:05,637    Angelo, are you OK?           837 00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:07,339 I mean, this is mom life.        838 00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:08,807   Hi, munchkin.                  839 00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:10,876   Mommy made you homemade soup.  840 00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:13,478  - What kind of                  soup do you want?                841 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,715  - Canned soup?                  842 00:25:16,781 --> 00:25:19,150  - From the can?                 843 00:25:19,217 --> 00:25:20,352  - I mean, come on now.          844 00:25:20,418 --> 00:25:21,987  You want this?                  845 00:25:22,053 --> 00:25:22,988    - Pancakes.                   846 00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:26,358    OK.                           847 00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:27,792    - I mean, I could be            in the city right now,         848 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:29,094     having a martini.            849 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,962    - ♪ Come get some ♪           850 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,831    ♪ We show up and show out ♪   851 00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:34,833  ♪ Shut down all                    that wannabe clout ♪          852 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,868     ♪ We make our own              lanes and own routes ♪         853 00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:38,436    - So wait,                      why are we stopping?           854 00:25:38,503 --> 00:25:40,138   - Yeah, why are we stopping?    - I don't know.                 855 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,273   Let me go ask the bus driver.  856 00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:42,274 Hold on.                         857 00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:44,109   Hey, why did we stop?          858 00:25:44,175 --> 00:25:45,410 - Mike said your                 next location was                859 00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:46,745   here at Little Italy's Pizza.  860 00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:48,013    - Another pizzeria?           861 00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:49,014 Are you serious?                 862 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,315  - It's on the schedule, buddy.  863 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,618  - Mike put another food           edition on this tour,          864 00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:55,353     and now, we're not getting     pizza delivered to us.         865 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:56,922    We have to go into             a pizza place.                  866 00:25:56,988 --> 00:25:58,456   - Wait, so we're getting off?   - Yeah.                         867 00:25:58,523 --> 00:25:59,658   - Wait, what?                  868 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,493  Is this, like, a pizza review?     - [laughs]                    869 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,396  - I feel like Mike has            really good intentions, but--  870 00:26:04,462 --> 00:26:06,398    - We've already had           17 pizzas today.                 871 00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:09,501   - --I am pizza-ed the F out.   872 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,502   Another pizza place?           873 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,904    [laughter]                    874 00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:15,540    I can't eat any more pizza.   875 00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:17,442 - Pizza.                         - Again.                         876 00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:18,677 - There's a lot of pizza.        877 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:19,911  - I'm saying, we should            eat a bite of this            878 00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:21,179  and then take it to go.         879 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,347  - We're not just going            to just come in here           880 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,415    and just not eat any pizza.   881 00:26:23,481 --> 00:26:24,416  - Just one bite, right?         882 00:26:24,482 --> 00:26:25,750    - A New York slice.           883 00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:27,085    - We all want to be              respectful, so we're going    884 00:26:27,152 --> 00:26:28,320    to take a couple of bites.    885 00:26:28,386 --> 00:26:30,355   - I'm going to start           Ozempic like after this.         886 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,990     - But I'm probably            never going want to have        887 00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:33,158   pizza again because of Mike.   888 00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:34,559  Thank you, you [bleep].           - Oh my gosh.                  889 00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:35,560  Is there more?                  890 00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:37,262 - Yes, five pies.                891 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:38,563  - Whoa.                           - Holy moly.                   892 00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:39,564    - This is illegal.            893 00:26:39,631 --> 00:26:40,599  - It's painful.                 894 00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:41,666   - All right, guys, let's go.   895 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:42,701 Let's go see what's next.        896 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,436   - We're having a pizza party.  897 00:26:44,502 --> 00:26:46,171    We're having a pizza party.   898 00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:47,639  Look at all this pizza.         899 00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:49,708    We're having a pizza party.   900 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:51,977   - So Mike made quite            the tour today.                 901 00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:53,578  I wonder what's                 next on his list.                902 00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:55,614  Are we going to another           fricking pizza place?          903 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,549 Like, where are we going?        904 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:58,550  - I guess it's Beauty & Essex.  905 00:26:58,617 --> 00:26:59,951  That's the only                 thing I can see.                 906 00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:01,486   - Are you [bleep] kidding me?    - How bad can it be?           907 00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:03,021 It's just dinner.                908 00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:04,823    - I'll be on stage tonight,     like laying down, like, help.  909 00:27:04,889 --> 00:27:06,324    - This is terrible.           910 00:27:06,391 --> 00:27:09,227    - I think we're going to go      head to dinner, even though   911 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,429     we had 1,000 pizzas today.   912 00:27:11,496 --> 00:27:12,631 - Come on, guys.                   - Oh my god.                   913 00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:13,965 - It's New York.                 They don't play.                 914 00:27:14,032 --> 00:27:15,000   - Is this it?                   - Yeah.                         915 00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:16,067 It's a speakeasy.                  So--                           916 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:17,502  - That's what I                 was going to say.                917 00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:18,770 - You have to go through,           like, the little pawnshop.    918 00:27:18,837 --> 00:27:20,405  - The pawnshop.                   - There's a porn shop, guys.   919 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,406 - I don't know the code.         920 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,407  Do you?                         921 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,842  - I love watching porn.         - Hello.                         922 00:27:23,908 --> 00:27:24,943  Hello.                          923 00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:29,881   - Thank you.                   - Oh, this is beautiful.         924 00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:30,949  - Oh, this is perfect.          925 00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:32,951 - So your friend                    Mike did pre-order            926 00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:34,519   all of your courses tonight.   927 00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:35,820  - Oh, figures.                  928 00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:36,821  - Thank you for                  calling Beauty & Essex.         929 00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:38,289    How can I help you?           930 00:27:38,356 --> 00:27:39,524    - All right, we're going to   break out the fine china.        931 00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:42,360   We want a five-course             meal for the squad.           932 00:27:42,427 --> 00:27:43,795    They're definitely               going to be hungry.           933 00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:44,796 - Wait a second.                 934 00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:45,797   This isn't the menu?           935 00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:46,931  This is everything he ordered?  936 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,500  - Yeah, so the                  whole entire menu                937 00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:49,868  is basically going to come out     in the center of the table.   938 00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:50,969    - Are you serious?            939 00:27:51,036 --> 00:27:51,970   - Enough for                      everybody to share.           940 00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:52,971   - OK.                          941 00:27:53,038 --> 00:27:54,005  - What?                         942 00:27:54,072 --> 00:27:55,940   Like, what is happening here?  943 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,042  [phone chimes]                  944 00:27:57,108 --> 00:27:58,043    - Meilani.                    945 00:27:58,109 --> 00:27:59,511   - [laughing]                   946 00:27:59,577 --> 00:28:01,413    - Meilani's texting             me that she has tea.           947 00:28:01,479 --> 00:28:03,114 This is what happens when        you have a nine-year-old.        948 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,215   [phone rings]                  949 00:28:04,282 --> 00:28:05,383  - Can you guys                  hold on a second?                950 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:06,451   - Ooh, let's hear it.           Let's hear it.                  951 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,820    I love kid gossip.            952 00:28:08,887 --> 00:28:10,255  - What's the--                  953 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,658  - What?                         954 00:28:13,725 --> 00:28:16,494   - OK.                          955 00:28:16,561 --> 00:28:17,495    - Lord have mercy.            956 00:28:17,562 --> 00:28:19,164   - Oh my god.                   957 00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:20,565    - That was not the              call I was expecting.          958 00:28:20,632 --> 00:28:22,233    - Give me his name and his     social security number.         959 00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:23,568  - Where's the parenting          book for this?                  960 00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:24,669   Someone help me out.           961 00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:29,541  - I heart who?                  962 00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:32,077 - What's this boy's name?        963 00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:33,178 - Yeah, what's his name?         964 00:28:33,244 --> 00:28:34,546    - I'm going to full           uncle right now.                 965 00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:37,749   - Now, I need                     a background check.           966 00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:38,883    I need his                     social security number.         967 00:28:38,950 --> 00:28:39,884  And by the way,                    where does he live?           968 00:28:39,951 --> 00:28:42,353  And I want to meet the parents. 969 00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:45,790 - Well, this is what you            get for dating at your age.   970 00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:46,791   - OK.                          971 00:28:46,858 --> 00:28:48,226    This is happening too fast.   972 00:28:48,293 --> 00:28:49,594    - It's giving teenage girl.   973 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:51,329 - I feel like the                9-, 10-year-olds                 974 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:55,366   of today are like the           15-year-olds of, like, my era.  975 00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:56,634   No bracelets.                  976 00:28:56,701 --> 00:28:57,869  - That's how it starts.         977 00:28:57,936 --> 00:29:00,205   - Everything is just           happening at rapid-fire.         978 00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:01,306 - She's too young                979 00:29:01,372 --> 00:29:02,907 - I know, but it's cute.         980 00:29:02,974 --> 00:29:04,275 - I have to process this.        981 00:29:04,342 --> 00:29:05,710  So can I just deal with this--  982 00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:06,711  - Bye.                          983 00:29:06,778 --> 00:29:07,712 She just hung up.                984 00:29:07,779 --> 00:29:09,047  And there's hormones involved.  985 00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:11,382   And this [bleep] makes             me drink, heavily.           986 00:29:11,449 --> 00:29:12,717    And I need another martini.   987 00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:13,785   Don't have daughters.          988 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:14,786 Pauly and I know.                989 00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:15,854  - When I was 10                 years old, I was                 990 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:16,955  playing with ants in the dirt.  991 00:29:17,021 --> 00:29:18,723 [laughs]                          - You know what I mean?         992 00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:20,024  - Now, look at                  this day and age.                993 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:21,659    I was making, like,             mud pies and [bleep].          994 00:29:21,726 --> 00:29:22,861  - Same.                         995 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:23,995 - Didn't we start                  liking people at 15?           996 00:29:24,062 --> 00:29:25,497  - It's a different day and age. 997 00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:26,531  It's a different world.         998 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:27,766   - I was such a late bloomer.   999 00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:28,767  - Same.                         1000 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:30,268 - I was a virgin                  until I was 19.                 1001 00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:31,503  - Yeah.                         - Me too.                        1002 00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:33,671 - But when did you have,         like, the birds and bees         1003 00:29:33,738 --> 00:29:34,906 talk when you were a kid?        1004 00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:37,342 - My dad probably                  did it mad too young.          1005 00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:38,710   I remember it was mad young.   1006 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,311    I'm like, what the [bleep]     are you talking about?          1007 00:29:40,378 --> 00:29:42,013  I'm like, just want to           play with my Nerf ball.         1008 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,249    My dad's, like, having the      birds and bees talk with me.   1009 00:29:44,315 --> 00:29:45,984 And I'm like, Dad, like,            we're on the Ferris wheel.    1010 00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:47,252    Like, can you stop?           1011 00:29:47,318 --> 00:29:48,920   - I don't think I had          that talk, to be honest.         1012 00:29:48,987 --> 00:29:50,388 - It kind of came                 out of nowhere.                 1013 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:52,223    I felt like he just, like,       had to jam it in somewhere,   1014 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:53,424 no pun intended.                 1015 00:29:53,491 --> 00:29:54,793    - I don't remember            having a talk like that.         1016 00:29:54,859 --> 00:29:57,228  I never got the                   birds and bees talk.           1017 00:29:57,295 --> 00:30:00,331    All I just learned is that      my Grandma Angelina told me,   1018 00:30:00,398 --> 00:30:03,067    don't [bleep] on a [bleep]     because they're dirty.          1019 00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:04,235 Suck on a banana.                1020 00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,703   It's more healthier.           1021 00:30:05,770 --> 00:30:07,272 And that's how I learned.        1022 00:30:07,338 --> 00:30:09,107  - When did our kids get so old? - I know.                        1023 00:30:09,174 --> 00:30:10,275  Mine's 10, turning 11.          1024 00:30:10,341 --> 00:30:11,376   She can date.                  1025 00:30:11,442 --> 00:30:12,777    It's totally fine,             when she's 30.                  1026 00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:13,778   - 30.                          1027 00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:15,480  - When she's 30, Pauly.         1028 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:16,714    - And that's fine.            1029 00:30:16,781 --> 00:30:17,982    So the day that my              daughter tells me she          1030 00:30:18,049 --> 00:30:20,652 has a boyfriend is going          to be a sad day for me.         1031 00:30:20,718 --> 00:30:22,353   I'm going to have to             mess up a little kid.          1032 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:24,088    I don't to do that.           1033 00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:25,623 [laughs]                         1034 00:30:25,690 --> 00:30:27,859   - Well, I'm glad that we came     to a nice, fancy restaurant   1035 00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:28,860  and got pizza.                  1036 00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:29,928 - That was great.                1037 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:30,929 - What time is your show?        1038 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,263   - We got to be there at 9:00.  1039 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:33,598    - Are you getting nervous?    1040 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,033    - You know, it is a           little bit nerve-racking.        1041 00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:36,501    Stand-up is one of            the hardest, most                1042 00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:38,903    challenging, nerve-racking    things you could ever do.        1043 00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:41,673 Guys, by the way, this is        like my graduation show.         1044 00:30:41,739 --> 00:30:43,241   I'm a star-- I'm a beginner.   1045 00:30:43,308 --> 00:30:44,776 - Did you say I'm a star?        - I'm a starter.                 1046 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:45,877  I was about to                     say I'm a starter.            1047 00:30:45,944 --> 00:30:47,445 - A star.                        - I'm a starter.                 1048 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:48,913    Ever since I was a            little kid, like,                1049 00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:51,282   I just loved telling              jokes, making people laugh.   1050 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,017  - Do you have material           on us in there?                 1051 00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:54,285   - It's not about us?             - No, no, no.                  1052 00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:56,454     My dream is to be                on "SNL" one day.            1053 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,990  So now that I'm doing a            real stand-up comedy show,    1054 00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:00,091  I'm like, wow, this is awesome. 1055 00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:01,492  - There's other                    comics that go on.            1056 00:31:01,559 --> 00:31:03,394 - I'm thinking of, like,           a Joe Rogan special.           1057 00:31:03,461 --> 00:31:04,863 - That's what I'm saying.        1058 00:31:04,929 --> 00:31:06,598 That's what I mean, like,           keep your expectations low.   1059 00:31:06,664 --> 00:31:08,533 That's like for a                 professional, an hour.          1060 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,869  You're not going to see           Chris Rock right now.          1061 00:31:10,935 --> 00:31:13,338 You're going to see Vinny         three weeks into comedy         1062 00:31:13,404 --> 00:31:14,739  at his graduation show.         1063 00:31:14,806 --> 00:31:15,940    - You're going to be great.   1064 00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:17,141   - Just laugh.                    - OK.                          1065 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:18,409   We'll laugh for you.           1066 00:31:18,476 --> 00:31:20,178   - Her laugh is going            to be, like, insanity,          1067 00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:22,513   though, kennel cough              all over the place.           1068 00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:24,315   - [coughing]                   1069 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:25,683   - Thanks for coming.           - Cheers.                        1070 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:26,784 - Hopefully I don't bomb.        1071 00:31:26,851 --> 00:31:28,253    - Cheers to Vinny.             - Cheers, guys.                 1072 00:31:28,319 --> 00:31:29,621  He's going to kill it.          1073 00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:32,824  - Vinny. Vinny. Vinny.           - Cheers, guys.                 1074 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,560   - [coughing]                   1075 00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:36,761  - A little bit.                 1076 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:37,996  - I get nervous                    every time I go on.           1077 00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:39,631  It's what I want to do.         1078 00:31:39,697 --> 00:31:41,165    And there's no other option,    really, you know what I mean?  1079 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,533   Just to get up on that stage.  1080 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,534  - Broadway Comedy Club.         1081 00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:44,602 What the [bleep]?                1082 00:31:44,669 --> 00:31:46,271    Here I come, Vinny.           1083 00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:53,144     - ♪ Everything is feeling        so far, so good ♪            1084 00:31:58,983 --> 00:32:00,018    - I'm super excited.          1085 00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:01,286    I love being a dad.           1086 00:32:01,352 --> 00:32:02,787    And, like, thank you, God.    1087 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:05,924   What did I do to deserve such  an amazing, perfect birth        1088 00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:06,925 and day?                         1089 00:32:06,991 --> 00:32:08,326  It was-- it really was.         1090 00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:13,965 - Big Daddy Sitch                  is not even thinking           1091 00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:15,300   about The Big Apple right now. 1092 00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:17,201   I mean, I got to take          care of this new pumpkin.        1093 00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:25,910   - ♪ We finally ride ♪          1094 00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:28,079  ♪ Want to reach the top,            you gotta dig in ♪           1095 00:32:28,146 --> 00:32:29,347     ♪ Don't get it confused ♪    1096 00:32:29,414 --> 00:32:30,915  ♪ Win or lose ♪                 1097 00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:32,583    ♪ Either way, you're              going to climb mountains ♪   1098 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:35,053  - Mike was planning on           eating this five-course         1099 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:36,888 meal after the 50 pizzas.        1100 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,456   - Oh my god,                     I can't eat anymore.           1101 00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:39,724  - Are you ready for your show?   - Yeah.                         1102 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:40,825 - Let's go, Vin.                 - Do it.                         1103 00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:42,093 - Let's go bomb.                   - Good night.                  1104 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,194    Thank you.                    1105 00:32:43,261 --> 00:32:44,262  Who wants to go                    see a comedy show?            1106 00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:45,697   - Me.                          1107 00:32:45,763 --> 00:32:47,198  - I think we can, like,            ride in a regular car now.    1108 00:32:47,265 --> 00:32:48,499   - I'll go in the back, back.   1109 00:32:48,566 --> 00:32:50,468 - Glad to be off                    that bus and into,            1110 00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:53,538 like, a nice, warm car so           I could get into the zone.    1111 00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:55,606    All right, guys, you know,     like, we're in New York, right? 1112 00:32:55,673 --> 00:32:57,075   Like, you don't have           to come to this.                 1113 00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:58,076 Like, you could--                  - No.                          1114 00:32:58,142 --> 00:32:59,510    - Oh, we're coming.           1115 00:32:59,577 --> 00:33:01,145   - Having them here definitely   makes me more nervous.          1116 00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:02,146  There's clubs.                  1117 00:33:02,213 --> 00:33:03,214   There's bars.                  1118 00:33:03,281 --> 00:33:04,482 There's-- there's                a lot of things.                 1119 00:33:04,549 --> 00:33:05,717  - We're coming.                 1120 00:33:05,783 --> 00:33:07,118    - When you're doing           something the first time         1121 00:33:07,185 --> 00:33:08,987   and figuring it out,           you don't want someone's,        1122 00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:11,155 like, have to have a bad          first impression of it,         1123 00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:12,557   you know what I mean?          1124 00:33:12,623 --> 00:33:14,726  I'm just saying, like,            don't feel like you have to.   1125 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:17,495   The thing about having people   I know in the audience,         1126 00:33:17,562 --> 00:33:19,630   it puts more pressure          on you, for some reason.         1127 00:33:19,697 --> 00:33:20,631 - I want to come.                1128 00:33:20,698 --> 00:33:21,699  - I already bought the tickets. 1129 00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:22,900   - You guys are good friends.   1130 00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:24,469    - I think Vinny's nervous.    1131 00:33:24,535 --> 00:33:25,770    - Oh, here we are.             You ready, Vin?                 1132 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:26,771 - Let's go, guys.                1133 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,006 - OK, let's get in there.        1134 00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:30,375 - I am so excited                 to watch Vinny tonight.         1135 00:33:30,441 --> 00:33:32,510  And hopefully,                    he lands a few jokes.          1136 00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:33,878  - I'm excited.                   I love comedy.                  1137 00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:34,912 You're going to kill it.         1138 00:33:34,979 --> 00:33:35,913  - Oh, look who                  it is, everybody.                1139 00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:36,914  - Hey.                           - How are you?                  1140 00:33:36,981 --> 00:33:38,016    - Pleasure.                   Pleasure.                        1141 00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:39,050   - How are you doing?              - Pleasure.                   1142 00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:40,051  Hello.                             I'm Harry.                    1143 00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:41,886   I'm hosting the show tonight.  1144 00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:42,887   - I think this place           is kind of cool.                 1145 00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:44,155    It's like a little cellar.    1146 00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:45,156 - Let's get you guys in.          You want to come on in?         1147 00:33:45,223 --> 00:33:46,758  Let's seat you.                 - See you later.                 1148 00:33:46,824 --> 00:33:47,892   - You got this, Vin.           1149 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:49,027 I love you, Vin.                 1150 00:33:49,093 --> 00:33:50,495    - This is perfect for Vin.    1151 00:33:50,561 --> 00:33:52,830   This is, like, where,            like, "SNL" people start out.  1152 00:33:52,897 --> 00:33:53,898   - Welcome, everybody.          1153 00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:55,466 both: Thank you.                 1154 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:57,535   - Vin always wanted to be on     "SNL," so like, maybe this is  1155 00:33:57,602 --> 00:33:58,803   going to be, like, his thing.  1156 00:33:58,870 --> 00:33:59,971  - This is a big                 night for Vinny.                 1157 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:02,940  This is the graduation           show for Vinny.                 1158 00:34:03,007 --> 00:34:04,175   [cheers and applause]          - And this is a big deal.        1159 00:34:04,242 --> 00:34:05,276   Yeah.                          1160 00:34:06,277 --> 00:34:07,378  - Yeah.                         1161 00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:09,414    Right now,                    my anxiety is definitely         1162 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,016  sending me those signals, like    everything's riding on this.   1163 00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:13,017   This better be good.           1164 00:34:13,084 --> 00:34:14,152   Ready to get this over with.   1165 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:15,653    - You know,                   I really think my mother         1166 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,622    doesn't love me because she    made me such a basic-ass name,  1167 00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:18,956   like Amanda.                   1168 00:34:19,023 --> 00:34:21,526  Honestly, anything that           ends in an A or an uh          1169 00:34:21,592 --> 00:34:23,027  is a pretty basic name.         1170 00:34:23,094 --> 00:34:24,295 Like, I'm sure there's at         least four of you in the crowd  1171 00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:25,630   right now, that have a name--     - Angelina.                   1172 00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:27,098    - Yeah, your mother           doesn't love you either.         1173 00:34:27,165 --> 00:34:28,399    [laughter]                    1174 00:34:28,466 --> 00:34:29,734  - I'm a little                  nervous for Vinny                1175 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:32,503  because these comedians         are really funny.                1176 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:33,938  Like, I'm hysterical right now. 1177 00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:34,939  She killed it.                  1178 00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:36,441   So I just hope he does well.   1179 00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:39,811  - A little bit.                 1180 00:34:39,877 --> 00:34:41,079  - I get nervous                    every time I go up.           1181 00:34:41,145 --> 00:34:42,847 I'm not going to                  say that having                 1182 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:46,117 an anxiety disorder makes          doing stand-up comedy          1183 00:34:46,184 --> 00:34:47,151 a piece of cake.                 1184 00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:48,786     Like, I'm an overthinker.    1185 00:34:49,854 --> 00:34:52,824 - Yeah. and reps.                1186 00:34:52,890 --> 00:34:53,958 - No, no.                        1187 00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:55,293    - I can't even try.           1188 00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:56,794  You always have                   those little nerves.           1189 00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:58,429   But that's what I want to do.  1190 00:34:58,496 --> 00:35:00,765    And there's no other option,    really, you know what I mean?  1191 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:02,166   Just to get up on that stage.  1192 00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:06,637    - OK. Cool.                   1193 00:35:07,738 --> 00:35:09,140  - Thanks, bro.                   Appreciate it.                  1194 00:35:09,207 --> 00:35:10,141   - Thank you.                   1195 00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:11,509 It's been a good lineup.         1196 00:35:11,576 --> 00:35:13,945 I can tell the crowd is,          like, kind of fired up.         1197 00:35:14,011 --> 00:35:15,246  - You've been great. Thank you   so much for your time.          1198 00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:16,681     - And I think that              when people see me,           1199 00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:18,349  they don't know what to expect. 1200 00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:19,784  - You guys ready for more show? 1201 00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:21,085   You guys ready for more show?    [cheers and applause]          1202 00:35:21,152 --> 00:35:22,353  - They're like,                     this guy's a reality star.   1203 00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:23,654 - Oh my goodness,                  coming to the stage,           1204 00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:24,956    you might have seen           this guy on MTV.                 1205 00:35:25,022 --> 00:35:27,358   Ladies and gentlemen,           give it up for Vinny G.         1206 00:35:27,425 --> 00:35:29,527     - I don't know if he could       do stand-up comedy or not.   1207 00:35:31,362 --> 00:35:32,797 - They're waiting                 to see what I could do.         1208 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:34,031   [cheers and applause]          1209 00:35:34,098 --> 00:35:35,266 - Vinny.                         1210 00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:37,702    - What up? What up?              How you guys doing?           1211 00:35:37,768 --> 00:35:39,437   - ♪ I'm here to ball,              I'm here to win ♪            1212 00:35:39,504 --> 00:35:40,605  ♪ Here to do it again ♪         1213 00:35:40,671 --> 00:35:43,007  [horn honking]                  1214 00:35:43,074 --> 00:35:45,676  ♪ Right from the start,           I'm a go to the end ♪          1215 00:35:45,743 --> 00:35:47,278    - ♪ Go take it all ♪          1216 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,150    ♪ 'Cause I'm here to ball ♪   1217 00:35:55,586 --> 00:35:59,190   - ♪ Come on ♪                  1218 00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:00,258  - You guys ready for more show? 1219 00:36:00,324 --> 00:36:01,859   You guys ready for more show?  1220 00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:04,061   Ladies and gentlemen,           give it up for Vinny G.         1221 00:36:04,128 --> 00:36:06,097   - Thank you.                      Thank you.                    1222 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,098 - Vinny.                         1223 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,933    - What up? What up?           1224 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,401    How you guys doing?           1225 00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:13,037   [cheers and applause]            Yeah.                          1226 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:14,272  A little weird                     in here right now.            1227 00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:16,674 There's cameras in here,         watching me and [bleep].         1228 00:36:16,741 --> 00:36:19,110  You know we're                   filming a porn, right?          1229 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,344   [cheers and applause]          1230 00:36:20,411 --> 00:36:22,013 Take your-- dude,                 take your clothes off.          1231 00:36:22,079 --> 00:36:23,214 Let's go.                           [laughter]                    1232 00:36:23,281 --> 00:36:24,949 - My God.                           - I'm nervous, too.           1233 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,484  We're in this together.         Let's go.                        1234 00:36:26,551 --> 00:36:27,585  Take them off.                  1235 00:36:37,161 --> 00:36:39,830 - Hey, Rich, I just have           to ask you one favor.          1236 00:36:39,897 --> 00:36:41,832   I have a crazy uncle,           and if he comes there,          1237 00:36:41,899 --> 00:36:43,734    just tell him like              the show is sold out.          1238 00:36:46,337 --> 00:36:48,906  - I graduated from the          College of Staten Island.        1239 00:36:48,973 --> 00:36:49,907  - Yes.                          1240 00:36:49,974 --> 00:36:51,742   [cheers and applause]          1241 00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:52,743 I went there too.                1242 00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:55,780 - Yeah, exactly.                 1243 00:36:55,846 --> 00:36:56,781    [laughter]                    1244 00:36:56,847 --> 00:36:58,082 If Angelina went there--         1245 00:36:58,149 --> 00:36:59,083  - It's a great school.          1246 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:00,184   - --that says it all.          1247 00:37:15,433 --> 00:37:17,401   - If you don't know what the     College of Staten Island is,   1248 00:37:17,468 --> 00:37:20,338   it's kind of like the            University of Phoenix online   1249 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:21,339  but in person.                  1250 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:23,374    [laughter]                       - So true.                    1251 00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:26,611    - It's like the multi-level    marketing of colleges.          1252 00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:28,279   - I'm dying.                   - Like, I have a degree,         1253 00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:29,847   but they won't give it to me      until I get                   1254 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,382  five of you people to sign up.  1255 00:37:31,449 --> 00:37:32,450    [laughter]                    1256 00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:33,451    - He's in his zone.           1257 00:37:33,517 --> 00:37:34,685 He's actually killing it.        1258 00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:36,287    - And then you get             five people to sign up.         1259 00:37:36,354 --> 00:37:37,488    - [bleep].                    1260 00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:38,723    - Who knew a chooch              could be so funny?            1261 00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:40,157 - I kind of find                 it hard to date.                 1262 00:37:40,224 --> 00:37:42,193    I don't like dating              locally around me.            1263 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,762    I like exotic women            from overseas.                  1264 00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:46,797    So now, I'm talking to this      Jewish girl from Brooklyn.    1265 00:37:46,864 --> 00:37:48,699    [laughter]                    1266 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:50,534   We don't really have            much in common, though.         1267 00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:52,370  She's younger than me.          1268 00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:54,238  We don't even have the            same taste in movies,          1269 00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:57,108  you know, like,                    "Princess Diaries"?           1270 00:37:57,174 --> 00:37:59,610 How could she not                like that movie?                 1271 00:37:59,677 --> 00:38:02,113    It's a [bleep] fire movie.    1272 00:38:02,179 --> 00:38:03,447    Dating is complicated now.    1273 00:38:03,514 --> 00:38:04,749    Like, it's not like              what it used to be.           1274 00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:06,717    Now, it's like all             these dumb activities.          1275 00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:09,720    Like, I don't want to go ax    throwing, you know what I mean? 1276 00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:11,489    It's like, now I got to be    a Viking to get [bleep].         1277 00:38:11,555 --> 00:38:13,024 What the [bleep]?                1278 00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:14,892   I'm learning archery             and [bleep],                   1279 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:17,561  going back to the Middle Ages.  1280 00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:19,730   I guess the Middle Ages kind      of does make sense for me,    1281 00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:21,399  though, because when I           lived in Staten Island,         1282 00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:23,634  there were a few times            I took a girl home on a boat   1283 00:38:23,701 --> 00:38:24,835  and gave her a disease.         1284 00:38:24,902 --> 00:38:26,370 - Oh my god, Vin.                1285 00:38:26,437 --> 00:38:27,471 - Vin, what the [bleep]?         1286 00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:29,507    - I'm just kidding.           1287 00:38:29,573 --> 00:38:31,275  I wore a mask.                  1288 00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:33,210    - [laughs]                     Stupid.                         1289 00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:34,879    - I'm not perfect,             but I'm trying.                 1290 00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:36,681  But I'll admit,                   I'm still subscribed           1291 00:38:36,747 --> 00:38:39,083    to a few girls on OnlyFans,   you know?                        1292 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:42,620    It's a great way of staying     in touch with family.          1293 00:38:42,687 --> 00:38:44,121    Third cousins don't count.    1294 00:38:44,188 --> 00:38:47,692    - I have to admit, Vinny's     [bleep] crushing it right now.  1295 00:38:47,758 --> 00:38:49,293    - You know what I'm              talking about, right, bro?    1296 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,594 You would [bleep]                   your third cousin.            1297 00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:51,595    He didn't want it that bad.   1298 00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:52,763 Yeah, yeah, yeah.                1299 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,832  - Vinny's stage                   presence is top-tier.          1300 00:38:54,899 --> 00:38:56,000   - All right,                    I'm almost done, guys.          1301 00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:57,201    I promise.                    1302 00:38:57,268 --> 00:38:58,536 I'll put you out                   of this misery soon.           1303 00:38:58,602 --> 00:39:00,237   - I'm like, he's really good.  1304 00:39:00,304 --> 00:39:02,773  - Our show was [bleep]           crazy back in the day.          1305 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,743   Like, we used to have            sex, like, on camera.          1306 00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:07,878  Like, they would-- they         would watch us, you know?        1307 00:39:07,945 --> 00:39:10,114 So I would be back in my           room, and I would have, like,  1308 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,148   a gal in front of me.          1309 00:39:11,215 --> 00:39:12,450 - A gal.                         - A gal.                         1310 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:14,819  - And there would be a            camera in the ceiling          1311 00:39:14,885 --> 00:39:18,122    with producers in the other      room watching us have sex.    1312 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:20,157   So I'll be over here,            like, doing my thing,          1313 00:39:20,224 --> 00:39:22,126  and I can feel                     them staring at me,           1314 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:24,195  making me feel                    super uncomfortable.           1315 00:39:24,261 --> 00:39:25,996   And I wanted them to              feel uncomfortable.           1316 00:39:26,063 --> 00:39:27,431  So I would just                 stare right back.                1317 00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:30,601    [laughter]                    1318 00:39:30,668 --> 00:39:31,602    Look at me.                   1319 00:39:31,669 --> 00:39:34,004    [laughter]                    1320 00:39:34,071 --> 00:39:37,341   I'm the producer now.          1321 00:39:37,408 --> 00:39:38,976 Thank you, guys.                 1322 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,711   [cheers and applause]          1323 00:39:40,778 --> 00:39:42,179   - So stupid.                   1324 00:39:42,246 --> 00:39:43,948   - Thank you.                    Appreciate it.                  1325 00:39:44,014 --> 00:39:45,149    You guys are a great crowd.   1326 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:46,150    Thank you.                    1327 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:49,954    Thank you.                     No, no, no, no.                 1328 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:51,255   - Go, Vinny.                     - Thank you.                   1329 00:39:51,322 --> 00:39:52,256    Thank you.                    1330 00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:54,425 - Oh, thank you.                 1331 00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:55,426   - Thank you.                   1332 00:39:55,493 --> 00:39:57,561 Overall,                         this show was kind of all        1333 00:39:57,628 --> 00:39:59,063   I could have ever asked for.   1334 00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:04,335   - For one of my first comedy     shows, inviting people here.   1335 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,603    - It was very good.           1336 00:40:05,669 --> 00:40:07,238  You know, I think he's             got another career,           1337 00:40:07,304 --> 00:40:08,806  like he [bleep]                 needs it, though.                1338 00:40:08,873 --> 00:40:09,840    How many jobs does             that guy have?                  1339 00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:10,841   - 25.                          - A lot.                         1340 00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:12,309  A lot.                          1341 00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:13,577 - He's doing appearances,        "Dancing with the Stars."        1342 00:40:13,644 --> 00:40:15,112    He tried to sell me            life insurance outside.         1343 00:40:15,179 --> 00:40:16,781 The guy--                           [laughing]                    1344 00:40:16,847 --> 00:40:18,582 He doesn't stop,                    that frigging guy.            1345 00:40:18,649 --> 00:40:19,950  - He killed it.                 1346 00:40:20,017 --> 00:40:23,087  - I totally just respect          comedy as an art form.         1347 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:24,155  - Thanks, man.                   Appreciate it.                  1348 00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:25,689  - It was a great crowd.         1349 00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:28,726  And when you do it, and people     are impressed and they say,   1350 00:40:28,793 --> 00:40:30,027   that was a good set,             I like that--                  1351 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,595    - You were awesome.             - Thank you.                   1352 00:40:31,662 --> 00:40:33,063 - That was good.                  That was good.                  1353 00:40:33,130 --> 00:40:34,565  - --it's like the best           feeling in the world--          1354 00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:35,633 - You killed it.                 1355 00:40:35,699 --> 00:40:37,268 - --kind of like                    a dream come true.            1356 00:40:37,334 --> 00:40:38,402    - So proud of you.            1357 00:40:38,469 --> 00:40:40,571    I feel like we did               a lot in New York.            1358 00:40:40,638 --> 00:40:41,572    - All right, guys, see you.   1359 00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:42,573 I'll see you around town.        1360 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:43,774    - There was a lot of pizza.   1361 00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:45,109  We did the beam.                1362 00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:46,644    We saw Vinny's comedy show.   1363 00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:47,678 And I am so proud of him.        1364 00:40:47,745 --> 00:40:48,679   Bye.                           1365 00:40:48,746 --> 00:40:49,914 Have a good night                1366 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:52,183  I think it was a great             night in the city.            1367 00:40:52,249 --> 00:40:53,217  - My boyfriend's funny.         1368 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,385 - You killed it.                   - Thank you.                   1369 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,386    Thank you.                    1370 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,121 - You are silly.                 1371 00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:58,856    I loved it.                     - Thank you.                   1372 00:40:58,923 --> 00:41:00,324    - That was so fun.            1373 00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:03,561    - ♪ I wish you could            have seen it ♪                 1374 00:41:05,362 --> 00:41:06,530   all: Congratulations.          1375 00:41:06,597 --> 00:41:08,466   - Oh my god.                      Thank you.                    1376 00:41:08,532 --> 00:41:11,335     - Snooki Shop Long Island      is open for business, bitches. 1377 00:41:11,402 --> 00:41:12,736   [cheers and applause]          1378 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:14,104 - Where are you?                 1379 00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:16,707  - What?                         1380 00:41:16,774 --> 00:41:18,075 - You really try                 and hurt people.                 1381 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:19,410   - The show would be canceled     if it wasn't for me.           1382 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:20,611    - With friends like           these, who needs enemies?        1383 00:41:20,678 --> 00:41:21,745    - [laughs]