[rock music]
- How was the VMAs? Did Pauly not go with you?
- And I was like, you can come.
But, like, I'd rather not put him on the red carpet.
That's a boundary for me.
- I think it was time for me to bring back The Situation.
- Oh, damn.
- Maybe if I put the work in,
maybe I can get The Situation back.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Congratulations. - I'm excited for today.
Like, I haven't seen everybody all summer long.
- Look at all the pickle stuff.
- Today is my pickleball party tournament.
This is the best thing ever.
Everything is pickletastic, except the weather.
- Now you find ourself in quite the pickle.
[upbeat music]
- Yeah, buddy!
- Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- This might not have been the best idea.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello?
- I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
♪ ♪
- ♪ I can hear the sound of thunder ♪
♪ I can hear the sound of rain ♪
- Oh, my God. - Oh, that's severe.
- Oh, wow.
- Pickle party is going to have to be postponed.
- No.
- You guys, it's a monsoon.
- The weather is sending me into a fucking tizzy right now.
- Even though it's really bad right now,
let's try and at least pick our teams
and make our shirts in case it gets better.
Fuck it. We're playing, bitches.
So I am going to pick the five teams.
[dramatic music]
I'm going to live draw that shit.
So it's literally all by chance.
Team 1. - You got a lot of balls, kid.
- Oh. Ron.
- Ron, you're on a team. Congratulations.
- Who wants to be with Ron?
- Who's with Ron? - Deena.
- Oh.
- All right. You got one meatball.
Ron, you gotta get your shit together.
At first, I was like, eh.
But you know, Ron, he used to be, like,
you know, athletic back in the day.
Oh, my God!
Are you all right?
[screams]
- I slipped. [laughter]
- Whoa!
Whoa!
I think we'll do all right.
- Team 2, Lauren and Pauly.
- Hey, let's go.
- She's an athlete.
Me and Laurens got this in the bag.
- Team 3, Vinny.
- Whoever's on this team is winning, just so you know.
- Angelina.
- Oh, no!
[laughter]
- I'm dead ass.
I'm dead ass. - I'm not playing.
I'm not playing. - Fuck you!
- Of course, somehow I am paired up with Angelina.
Either someone's rigging this thing,
or I have the worst luck ever.
- Team 4 is Zack.
Oh, my God, babe, we're on the same team.
- All right. [cheering]
- I don't want to actually be paired with Zack
because I want to whoop Zack's ass.
Mike and Nicole.
- All right, Mike.
- Nicole loves pickles.
She's going to be good at pickleball.
- Ron and Deena, you guys were picked first.
You get first choice of the color shirt.
- We'll do some stars.
- I like the green. - I like green too.
- We're blue. - Blue?
- Yeah. - Look at this.
- I always said I want to become Deena.
- I do have T-shirts here.
I know some of you are a little hesitant about putting them on.
- But just in this moment.
- This is my vibe. I love this.
Show our team. - Yes,
both: Team Iconic. - Okay.
- We are Team Fun Size.
- Killed it. - Thank you, guys.
- We're The Woww's.
- Because that's what she says, so--
[laughter]
- Team Bougie.
- Team Bougie because we like fancy things.
- We bougie. - We bougie.
- We're The Staten Island Swingers.
- You get it? - I knew it.
- Nice. all: Ohh.
- Now we just have to win.
- Guys, I'm going to get out of here now.
- I love you. Thank you so much.
- Thanks for coming over today.
- Overall, my first outing without my baby,
it was amazing.
- So happy for you. - Give the baby kisses.
- Yes, I will.
I'm tired, though.
I'm ready to go home and see my little baby.
It's weird being without him.
Bye, guys. I'll see you. - Bye.
- Hey, guys, the rain stopped.
I think we're in. Let's do it.
- Oh, it stopped raining completely.
- Oh, wow.
- I think we can make this happen.
- All right, we have to change. - Yeah.
- Oh, God. Put your clothes on.
- [laughs] Yeah.
New Mike right now has been working on a monster goal,
to get my Situation back.
No days off. No pain.
I can't even wear a tank top because you're like,
damn, that boy is ripped.
- I can't--
- Oh, Ang, did we leave anybody in the parking lot today?
- Oh, is this the VMAs? - Yeah.
We were on the carpet.
And we're so busy, and everybody was so happy.
And I was like, where's Vinny?
- She said, I didn't want him on the red carpet
because she's trying to separate the two.
- Maybe some couples counseling
will definitely help communicate.
- Yeah, that's true.
- Are you guys ready to go out?
- Yeah, let's go.
- Let's get going. - Quick, quick.
Let's do it.
This way is flooded so we have to go this way.
- Team Iconic, are you ready?
- If we don't fucking kick their ass, we're divorcing.
- There's an actual ref here.
This guy's been waiting here all day.
- Oh, my God, you stayed.
- Hello.
- Pickleball is like the new thing for the elders.
This gentleman is going to explain
all the rules because I'll probably screw it up.
And I know my roommates are, like, clueless
as to what pickleball is.
Everyone hasn't played. - Okay.
- And I fucking love it because that gives me an advantage.
- My name is Rob, the referee.
Basically, a quick rundown of the rules.
This light blue spot here is called the kitchen.
- Wait, what?
- You're not allowed in the kitchen.
And hitting the ball out of the air, that is not allowed.
- Wait a second. - Yes.
- What is the point of a kitchen
if you can't go into the kitchen?
- You can after the ball bounces.
- Okay.
- Of course, Mike, with the kitchen.
- Did you see that Jenni wrote you a note on the court?
- Oh, I get it. - I love that.
- All right, are we ready to get started?
Welcome to the pickleball tournament.
[rousing music]
- Live from JWoww's rain-soaked backyard,
it's the first ever Battle of the Paddles
Pickleball Tournament.
- All right, baby, you ready? - Yeah.
- Paddle up.
- Five teams with no experience whatsoever
will compete for the ultimate prize,
the Golden Pickle.
- Let's go.
- Now, let's head to the court to see
if seven pickle Martinis is one too many.
- Yeah, me and Mike will go first.
- Team Iconic, let's do this.
- Let the games begin, bitches.
- Our plan of attack is to attack.
- What?
- What are we going to do to these chumps?
- When?
- We're going to do some speed rounds here.
First team to three. - Whoa, that's tight, man.
- Oh, damn. That's a quick game.
- Because it's been raining, it could rain at any time,
we have to shorten the game, which really gives it
to either side because one wrong move, and you're out.
[whistle toots]
- Nice. - Get it, Nicole.
- Fuck. [laughter]
- That would be 1 point.
- I feel pretty confident. Not going to lie.
- I missed it.
- There might be a hole in your paddle.
- Shut up, boy!
- Nicole, as a pickleball player,
she definitely gets into it.
- Mike, just fucking hit it.
- You know, she's very intense.
- Fuck, Mike.
- Oh. - Mike!
- Point number 2, purple.
- You got this, Meatball.
- Do it for chili.
Oh. - Ah.
- Winners. - We win.
- Oh, fuck.
- I think I can watch Nicole play pickleball all day.
[laughter]
- And just like that, Team Iconic is out.
Looks like Snooki has finally met a pickle she doesn't like.
- We didn't even have a chance.
- Oh, my God.
- All right, we got our next teams coming up.
[whistle toots]
Team Fun Size versus Team Bougie.
- We got this, Ron.
We are going to kick the other team's butt
because we're a fun time-- oh, no.
We're a good time, right? - Yeah, we're a good time.
- Goodness gracious.
- Nice, Lauren.
- Oh. Whoa.
It's out. It's out. - Oh.
- Nice, Laurens.
- So I gotta go-- yeah, that's right.
That's game. - That's game.
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Team Bougie, you are the winner.
- We bougie as fuck.
- Put that fun size candy in the designer handbag
because Team Bougie wins.
- All right, Staten Island Dumps.
- Staten Island Swingers. - Oh.
- We got the Wowws versus the Staten Island Swingers.
- We swing paddles.
- And we serve fucking balls.
- Nice return. - Oh, Ang.
- Oh, that's 1. 1-0.
- Shit. Sorry.
- Angelina is not that good.
- I got it. No, no.
Oh, you should have let it go.
[whistle toots] - That's 2-0.
- I'm kind of carrying
the Staten Island Swingers right now.
- Nice.
all: Oh!
- That is out.
- Let's go.
- Angelina, Vinny fucked it up.
Loser.
- Looks like the losing team is the Staten Island "Ers"
because Angelina and Vinny absolutely
forgot to bring their swing.
- Oh! - Yeah!
- And somehow, without any points that have taken
more than one shot, we've made it to the final round,
Team Woww versus Team Bougie.
Will the hosts win out?
Or will it be Mrs. Situation and the weatherproof blowout?
- We got this. We got this.
- No pressure.
- Come on.
Focus up.
[dramatic music]
- Oh.
- Okay, you got this.
- It's in.
- Oh!
- Oh.
- Point, Team Bougie.
- Oh, wow.
Okay, okay.
Ah, man.
- Whoa!
- Pitch it. [cheering]
- Stay out of the kitchen, bitch!
- The kitchen, oh.
- This is a good game.
- Damn, this is crazy.
In the finals right now. - This is a good one.
- One. Serving one.
This is a nail-biter.
- Come on, honeys. Dig deep, honeys.
Dig deep.
- Oh.
- Point, Team Woww.
Match point on the line.
- I'm so nervous.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Jenni serving to Lauren.
- Nice.
- Come on, baby. - Oh.
- Nice. - Nice.
- Laurens.
[shouting]
- There we go.
- Oh.
all: Oh!
[whistle toots]
- Shit. - Oh.
- We won.
- All right.
- Championship point.
- Good game.
The host with the most won.
They get the pickle medal, which I'm so annoyed
because I really wanted that.
- Babe, who's the winner?
- Us, baby, the Woww's.
- All right, guys, we actually have awards.
- Oh, word?
- I really wanted that.
This is a homemade award.
- Baby.
- What?
- Do you know what you're doing with spray paint?
- You want to fight?
- Okay.
- It's kind of cute.
It's better than an Olympic medal, in my opinion.
- All right.
Our first-place team getting the Golden Pickle is Team Woww.
- Whoo! - Thanks.
- This is one of a kind.
- Our second place team, Team Bougie.
- We did it. - Silver Pickle.
- Team Bougie.
- My first Battle of the Paddles Pickleball Tournament
went fucking phenomenal.
- Killed that.
Killed that.
- That was fun. - That was fun.
- 2.0, he left me every Christmas.
- I don't think I can leave if I don't speak
to the man in the basement.
It's time to bring him out.
- I wonder how Deena's doing.
- My meatball broke her wrist.
- When I fell, I heard it crack.
These heels, they got to go.
- Oh, are we really doing this? - Screw you, shoes.
- Goodbye, shoes. - You're terrible.
- The Situation is no longer under construction.
You - Look great.
- Let's see. - All right, guys.
- Let's see.
[cheering]
[pop music]
- ♪ Never ever, ever ♪
- All right, you guys.
Let's go get some dessert.
So in honor of the pickleball that we did today,
I made you guys a nice, fresh cake.
- It's fresh?
- It's fresh.
- Oh, stinks.
- Oh.
- I can't believe it.
- No, it's very nice.
It's a pickle cake.
Obviously, I love pickles.
So I wanted to make something, like, pickley.
- Oh.
Are people really going to eat this?
- Probably not.
But it's everything that I love.
This is my 50th pickle, by the way.
It's going to be great.
We have fresh pickles.
We have salami in it.
- Ugh!
[gags]
- There's cream cheese.
There's olives.
- What?
- And it just keeps getting worse.
- I'll eat it. No one's going to eat it?
- No.
- I'll take a bite.
I don't give-- - [groans]
- I can't watch it. [groaning]
all: Oh!
- [gags]
- Vinny, don't do it.
Don't do it. - I'm out.
- Yeah. - Ron?
- Hell no.
- I think it's spoiled.
It was our fault.
We should have put it in the fridge.
- That needed to be refrigerated.
It's, like, molding. - Yeah, it sucks.
If that was in the fridge, I would have ate that.
[laughter] - Yeah.
- Shucks.
- Oh, so there's a couple things coming up.
And whoever wants to come can.
I'm doing a fundraiser for my dad in Atlantic City.
So basically, to raise money, whoever comes,
they could go off of a building.
- Huh? - The fuck?
- What do you mean off of a building?
- Like your-- - Scale it?
- You scale a building.
Like you scale a building.
- You rappel off a building? - Yes.
- Rappel. - I'm in.
I'm doing a fundraiser called Pledge the Edge.
It has to do with, like, blood cancer.
And that's what my dad had when he passed.
I've done a fundraiser before.
We raised a lot of money.
- Nice donation. Thank you, thank you.
- Hey, give me your money!
- $40,145!
[cheers and applause]
- More people that scale off the building,
the more money you make.
- Count us there.
- Ron. - What's up, baby?
- How's Miami? - I like it. It's good.
- Still with the girlfriend?
- Yeah, we're still together. - I'm happy for you.
- She moved in. - She moved in.
[excited chatter]
- I love how he just slid that in there.
- Hold the duck phone. Okay?
This is big news.
- Did you tell the big news?
- No, not yet, 'cause I know they're going
to make a big deal out of it.
- Whoa, that's a big step.
How long has he been withholding this, yo?
- No, no.
This--this just happened. - Okay, okay. Okay.
- This just happened.
- Hi.
- Good night.
- Hi, baby. So cute.
- Are you excited? - Yeah. Yeah.
- It's been a couple weeks, and we're trying that out.
And I think that it's going well so far.
- Normally, he moves way quicker.
So this is good pacing. - That is very true.
- Well, I wanted to make sure that--
if she was for real, and that it was like--
it was actually going somewhere.
- And that's a good thing.
- Sometimes the kids get attached.
And then, God forbid, things don't work out.
She ends up getting more hurt than I do
at the end of the day.
But Ariana loves her.
And, honestly, it's been very, very, very organic.
- She has a child, though, right?
- Yeah, she has a 12-year-old son.
- And is she in your house now too?
- Yeah.
- So now you have like a son and you have a daughter.
- I mean, look, the old Ronnie would have met a stripper,
knocked her up, and introduced her to us all in the same day.
But times have changed.
- Congratulations, my dude.
- This is, like, the comeback of Ron--
like, the real comeback.
- So do you plan on like, introducing her to us, or...
- Yes. Yeah.
- When? - I don't know yet, but--
- Sam's wedding. [coughs]
- Oh, you're a dick, Pauly. - No.
Ron's not invited.
- I'm not invited to that. - Wait.
So it's on your birthday? - Sam's wedding?
- Yeah.
- Just coincidentally. - Oh, shit.
- I'm going to be honest, I don't think she realized--
- How much it would hurt Ronnie?
- No, I agree. I do.
I think it was an afterthought.
- It's been so--stopping--
it's been so many years.
- That Ronnie's been hurt.
[laughter]
- Oh, my God. Mm.
- Throwing it back. - Another one. Mm.
- I have a question.
If you were going to go to an award show,
would you leave her in the parking lot?
[laughter] - Oh, my God.
- I'm just saying.
- ♪ It's harder when you hit the ground ♪
♪ But I'm gonna ♪
♪ I'm gonna know to stick around ♪
♪ Gonna stick around and around ♪
- Me and 2.0 have been going through a lot of struggles.
So called Mike and asked him to come over my house.
We always had our ups and downs,
but lately Mike has really come around.
And he's really been there for me.
So I want to open up to Mike, and I want to tell him
what really happened at the VMAs.
[upbeat music]
[doorbell chimes]
- Hi. - Hey.
Congrats.
House is beautiful.
- On being a neighbor?
- This is the first time I'm at Angelina's new home.
- Let's go outside.
- Ooh, very nice.
- You like it?
- Yeah it's very beautiful.
- You just never know.
When Ang gives you a call, sometimes it's like,
oh, my God, like, you know, like, what's going on?
So I want to make sure that everything is okay.
- [sighs] So, yeah, it's been a lot.
- All right. So listen, I'm here for you.
You know what I mean? - Yeah.
I had to call you because, at the VMAs,
I couldn't even believe what happened that day.
2.0 was my plus-one.
And I go to Dana's.
I was getting my hair and makeup done.
And we were trying to, like, hustle.
And I'm like, where's Vin?
And I was like, can you just call him?
And she's like, listen, Vin,
Ang is going to do the press with the cast,
and then she'll meet you in the seats after.
- And what did he say? - He goes, no.
- Oh, shit.
- I want that picture on the red carpet with her--
- Oh, wow. - 'Cause I deserve that.
- Holy fuck.
- I don't want somebody that wants me for fame.
I really don't. But wait, there's more.
- There's more?
- He actually wrote,
"I'm sitting in regular seats with regular people."
- What the fuck?
All red flags.
- He left me every Christmas.
- Oh, no.
- He talked shit about me to his parents.
They're like, fuck this bitch.
He'll walk around and be like, you're a fucking bum.
- Yo. What's happening?
- I don't wear my ring, and he doesn't even ask about it.
- That's, um--
so where are you guys now?
Like, you know, is it just a situationship?
- Well, you have to fuck to do that,
and I hardly even have sex with him.
- Oh, fuck.
- And he's like, I'm backed up, I'm backed up.
And I'm like, well, that's not my fault
because you just made me, like, really turned off.
- Okay.
I don't understand what both of you guys are holding on to.
This is all because you don't want to be alone?
You're going to put up with this?
- See that truck right there? That's his car.
- Is he sleeping in the car?
- He's probably in the basement, in the gym.
- You keep him in the basement?
Does she have 2.0 locked up in the dungeon?
What goes on here?
- He lives in that fucking basement.
- He's like the guy from "Goonies."
[in deep voice] Hey, yous guys. Huh huh.
When is he allowed to come out?
[laughter]
I'm just, like, in fucking shock right now.
- You want him to come out? - Yeah, fuck it.
- You know he's going to act like nothing's wrong.
- I'll be honest with you.
Now, after what you told me,
it's like, I don't think I can leave
if I don't speak to the man in the basement.
I'm here as a friend. I'm here to help.
Good news is, Big Daddy Sitch is in the building.
And today, I am The Mediation.
- I feel bad because I do care about the kid.
- You know what? You know what? Ang.
- But then it's almost like he's using me.
- Ang, say less, okay? Meet me inside.
It's time to bring him out.
- Okay.
Oh, God.
I'm going to call him right now.
How did I know this was going to turn like this?
I don't know how this conversation
with Mike and Vinny and me is going to go.
I don't know.
I'm just hoping that Mike doesn't go in on Vin
and Vin goes in on Mike, like the last time.
- If you knew what she filmed behind your back,
you wouldn't be sitting there with your smug face right now.
- I don't got a fucking smug face.
- Yeah, you do got a fucking smug face.
- Don't want that again.
- How's everything with you guys?
Everything's good? - It's good, good.
Everything's good. - Okay, cool.
- Communication's key. It's good.
- That's true. Communication is key.
- The only thing that--
you know, he obviously heard about everything that happened.
- Oh, yeah.
- The only thing I want is to be accepted
and not be treated like I'm like a leper, you know?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- If we're together, we should be
riding or dying together with everything, you know?
- I've already said this to you.
I'm not ever trying to keep you down.
I want you to know that.
I think we should really get down to
the real shit though. - Oh.
- What's the shit? What's up? Bring it to the table.
What do you want to bring to the table?
[dramatic music]
[tense music]
- I think we should really get down to the real shit.
- Bring it to the table.
What do you want to bring to the table?
- You want me to post you.
But it's like, I don't want to post after what happened.
- Is it because you think that maybe trust
hasn't been reestablished?
- If acting and acknowledging you're with someone
is such a big deal, then you shouldn't be with that person.
- I've been through years of therapy.
So I have the tools to help mediate
and help with communication,
kind of like couples counseling.
Maybe some couples counseling--
- Yeah, that's true. That's true.
And I'm trying to defuse the situation.
But, like, this is crazy.
- But then the VMAs came, and now here--
and it's like, you want it so bad.
- Angie, you told me in the beginning I wasn't invited.
And a couple days later, oh, you're coming to the VMAs.
Then the day before, you're not walking the red carpet.
You got to go straight to your seat.
I'll see you when I see you.
- Because you flipped the fuck out on me.
- I'm like, what the fuck?
- There is boundaries because I don't want you
on the red carpet.
- It seems like--
is that he's insinuating that you're embarrassed of him.
Is that what--
- I'm embarrassed of your Instagram.
- What do I post that's-- - It's cringe.
It's fucking cringe.
Just look for yourself.
- I post my own business.
- So do you guys see that you're, like, pulling, like,
a tug of war, almost, and she feels that
the trust is not there yet?
- No one's forcing this relationship to still exist.
If you feel like I'm untrustworthy--
- I just feel like you're using me.
- So Ang, that's fine.
We don't have to be together then.
- What about--okay.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Shine like gold ♪
- I wonder how Deena's doing. Poor thing.
I'm so concerned for Deena right now because my meatball
broke her wrist.
- I broke my wrist at my future sister-in-law's bachelorette.
I decided to wear my 10-inch Louboutins.
Out of all the falls in my lifetime,
the fucking Louboutins took me out.
It cracked.
And then I wound up in the hospital.
- D?
- Hey. Come on in.
- What happened, my meatball?
- It was a whole thing. - How'd you do it?
- You know the Louboutins that are like--
your foot literally stands straight up.
So I started to, like, walk.
And my heel got, like, stuck in the carpet.
So I, like, went flying.
And then when I fell, I heard it crack.
- Eww. - It was gross.
- What should we do about these shoes, though?
I don't want you to wear them again.
- Okay.
- You can never wear them again.
- I'll get those little sons of bitches.
Fuck these shoes. - Ooh, they're sexy.
- Why did my 38-year-old ass think I could do this?
- You want to bury them? - Sure.
- It's definitely time to retire these shoes.
RIP. Like, go away.
Yeah, that's it. [laughs]
F these shoes. Never again.
- Right here.
- What are we-- - All right.
- Ready?
- Oh, are we really doing this? - Screw you, shoes.
- Goodbye, shoes. - You're terrible.
- Yeah, I kind of feel bad, though.
Like, these are very expensive, beautiful, fancy shoes.
- Bye, bitch.
- Thank you for all the years we had.
- The thing about us is that we still haven't gotten over
what happened in--in the past. - I don't want to talk about it
because then it's going to upset me.
We decided to get back together.
We should be able to move on together.
- Can I ask you a question?
And this has been a fucking thing
way before Mike even got here.
You know this is my problem.
You have to mend fences with me and your mom
and your sister yet.
They were all mad about him proposing to me.
That's where this all stems from,
because they weren't there.
Well, then he should have asked them to come.
I would have been happy to see them.
You're just letting it go.
It's like, it doesn't make sense.
- I can't fix everything overnight, you know?
I can't fix everything. I want to fix us first.
- It hasn't been overnight.
We've been together almost four years.
He knows I don't have that much family.
And he knows family means everything to me.
Why would you not mend fences?
Why does your family hate me? Because you proposed to me?
- Nobody hates you, Ang. They want me to be happy.
They want their son to be happy.
And if I am not in a happy, healthy relationship,
of course, they're going to have
some type of resentment for the person that you're with.
- He just said something very important.
He pretty much said that you guys are not
in a happy and a healthy relationship.
- I want our relationship to be half decent
before I bring it in front of a camera.
- And I want-- - Because what's gonna happen?
- And I want our fucking relationship to be half decent
before I put you on this,
and before I put you on social media.
Tony, please jump in.
[record whirs]
- Who the fuck is Tony?
[bell dings]
Does this guy also live in the basement as well?
Because out of nowhere, he just appears.
- Tony's married with two beautiful children,
in a happy marriage, so he's like you.
Not only does Tony help me with music and podcasts and stuff
like that, he's also one of my very best friends.
- You guys have major events
that are like disasters that have happened
that are dramatic.
And you can't get over them without proper communication.
And the communication is not there.
I don't know how you could proceed
because the trust is gone.
You're at the studio with me. We're doing recordings.
Sometimes it's late.
She gets panicked about--
when you call, that she has to prove to you.
Like, anything goes wrong, she proves herself.
And why is that happening? Because there's no trust.
- Yeah, I guess. Yeah.
- Like, love is there. Love is important.
Love is everything.
But at the end of the day,
the trust is not even anywhere around.
And like, how could you go forward without that?
[doorbell rings, dog barking]
- Who the fuck is that?
- I don't know who that is, but let me check.
- What the fuck?
- Is this a surprise?
- There you go.
- It's got to be fucking food for Mike, man.
I knew you fucking got food.
- I had to meet my protein quota.
- And you didn't ask anybody else
if they wanted something, you asshole?
What the fuck?
- All right, guys, listen.
Your relationship is in your hands.
What you do with it is up to you guys.
And I hope that you guys, you know,
take this seriously and just work on it.
- It is going to be a long road ahead for me and Vinny 2.0
to actually work.
- All right guys, I got to get home to the babies.
Tony, it was a pleasure. - Yeah, pleasure.
- I wish--I wish the best for you.
- I know I'm willing to put in the work.
- Thank you. - Thanks, guys.
- See ya. - Will he put in the work?
To be determined.
Thanks for coming, Mike.
- I think we had some good breakthroughs today.
- Thank you so much. - All right, text me later.
- Thank you. - All right?
- ♪ I've been on a roll, I've been doing big things ♪
♪ Not in it for the money, I've been chasing my dreams ♪
- Look how sexy, this charcuterie.
They say that carrots have a specific enzyme.
If your body has too much estrogen in it--
I set out on this journey 12 weeks ago,
and I really didn't know what was going to happen.
I've been working my ass off,
and I want to do something big to show my friends
like, all of my hard work.
We showed up at the VMAs.
On the carpet they were asking me,
show your abs, show your abs.
But I just wasn't ready. So maybe we do something sexy.
What about a parade?
- No. - No? Not a parade.
Maybe like bungee jumping with my shirt off.
- What? That sounds horrific.
Mike is always a little bit of extra,
but that is why I love him so much.
- Give me an idea for a grand reveal
of Mike The Situation's abs.
Money is not a factor.
Answer is, rent out a massive digital billboard
in Times Square, right in the center of the action.
- That's it.
- Right? - That's it.
There's nothing better than that.
There's nothing bigger than that.
You could see the city right from here.
- It's over. - It's done.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ I do what I want 'cause I got it like that ♪
♪ Got it like that ♪
- Okay, so I just got off the phone with the doctor.
And, unfortunately, I cannot scale the building.
I was, like, putting all my fears aside
and I was going to scale the freaking building.
And then, of course, I break my freaking wrist.
It's, like, crazy. My dad's been gone eight years.
So it's like, I'm excited that
we're still, even eight years later,
able to, like, do something for him.
You know? It'll be fun.
I'm bummed that this happened. But--
- The circumstances sucked, but--
- Yeah. But I could still host it.
So that makes me happy.
♪ ♪
- Ang, what's up?
- [sighs] Can you just look at this?
What is in the raspberry iced tea?
- Whoa. - Is that a bug?
- I think it's a lanternfly. - Don't tell me that.
- They're everywhere. You gotta just eat them.
Good protein.
- Right now, me and Vinny 2.0 are like,
you know, on again, off again.
But we're trying to make things better.
Mike has given us homework.
- As a good exercise, you're going to get a piece of paper,
and you're going to get a piece of paper.
And I want you to write what you want
out of this relationship.
If they match,
then we can start to work towards that goal.
If it's not, then you guys have your answer.
- Did you bring your list? - I did. Yes.
- I want to know if our list matches up.
- I think mine started off good.
It's something that I really believe that we have
deep down throughout everything.
- Friendship. - Friendship.
Next one I said was trust.
And I underlined us.
When I tell you something, know that I'll never lie to you.
- I also wrote trust.
- You did.
So that's a nice-- that's a nice match.
- I think we're making progress right now,
which is--which is amazing.
I wrote, "life is short, love and keep being best friends."
- Yeah, I said, "Appreciate the now
"that we're blessed to experience together
because life is short."
- Wow. You wrote "life is short"?
- I wrote "life is short" right there.
- In a way, I have to say this homework
that Mike gave us is kind of working.
Maybe he knows what the fuck he's actually doing.
If somebody doesn't feel like saying sorry
because of their ego, it doesn't matter.
Life is short, right? Like we wrote, life is short.
- Life is short.
Sorry's big. - That actually makes me--
honestly--I got to be very honest.
When a man's like, I'm sorry, I'm like, all right,
let's go upstairs and bang right now 'cause, like,
that makes me, like-- - Where's the pen?
- Horny.
- I might just start a fight tomorrow on purpose.
- I mean, if you want to do that and say you're sorry,
I'll be freaking creaming my pants.
- All right.
[upbeat French music]
♪ ♪
- What's up, Sal? What's up?
What's up, my guy? Hey, how are you?
Good to see you. - Hi, how are you?
We got the DJ. We got Magic Moments here.
We got Social Butterfly here.
We got hair and makeup, a barber.
I think we're ready.
♪ ♪
- Okay, go.
- We're about to have a Situation.
In today's photo shoot, the theme is
The Situation is no longer under construction.
- I love it. - There we go, Mike.
- You look amazing, honey.
- Grr!
- I love it. Looks great.
Amazing.
- I was world famous because of my Situation abs.
If I walked in the door and seen myself,
I'd probably grab my girl real quick.
And then I lost them.
- You got this, Mike.
[all chanting] Mike, Mike, Mike!
- But--
- Perfect.
- Against all odds, now we have our abs back.
All right, guys. It's been an amazing day.
We're coming to the end of this photo shoot.
I think it is time to finally reveal The Situation.
I mean, listen, today's the day.
- Let's see. - All right, guys.
- Let's see.
[cheering]
- Deena, she's having this charity event.
They have to propel over the edge of a building.
How are you with heights?
- I'm good. I'm up right now.
- Definitely higher than I expected.
- Oh, shit.
- Well, the roommates are definitely
starting to get nervous.
- I'm, like, freaking out right now.
- All right. It's okay, Ron.
- Like, having a complete panic attack.
[upbeat pop music]
- ♪ Will you love me? ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ Will you love me? ♪
[doorbell chimes]
- Party's here.
- Hey, how are you? Come on in.
Today is Jump Off A Building Day.
- Are you doing it? - I don't know. Maybe.
- Today is Deena's charity event, Pledge the Edge.
And you know, we're going to be scaling
a 16-floor building to raise money
for people that have cancer.
I made buckets for us.
- Okay.
- So we're going to, like, go around
and, like, say, donations.
We'll all collect money.
And then I got markers so we can decorate the van.
- How is Deena's wrist?
- Chris, you almost ready?
- Yeah, I'm good to go.
- It just means the world to me that we're able to
do something for my dad.
I hope everything goes smoothly.
I hope some people will rappel since I can't.
I'm definitely nervous because I want it to be perfect.
I want to raise a lot of money.
- I thought we retired heels. What are you doing?
- No, these are fine.
It's the thin stilettos that are the issue.
[doorbell chimes]
- Oh, my goodness. Hi, neighbor.
- Hello, hello. - How are you?
- I made it before the neighbor?
[doorbell chimes]
- Oh. - What up, big dog?
- Uncle Ron is in the building. - Hey, big dog.
- When did you fly in?
- Ah, I just got in a little while ago.
- I'm hoping today goes well.
I mean, I hope we get a lot of people to rappel.
I feel like Zack said he's definitely doing it.
I could see Ronnie doing it.
- Yeah, I could see him doing it too.
I hope they don't chicken out, though.
- I know. 20 stories is high.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I don't even know if he knows how to use FaceTime.
Let's see.
- Oh.
- Hey, there he is.
Uncle Nino.
- [speaking Italian]
- I'm--I'm over here. I'm over here.
- [indistinct].
- I think you got it upside down.
Uncle Nino on FaceTime is impossible.
Yeah, you got to spin it around.
Nope. Almost.
And I can hardly understand him.
- What up, buddy? - Not too much, man.
I have an idea, and I kind of need your help on it.
- You got it.
You got my help anytime you want, buddy.
You know that. - All right.
So Deena, she's having this charity event.
People are raising money for her charity,
but they have to rappel over the edge of a building.
I can't make it.
So I was thinking, how are you with heights?
- I'm good. I'm great. - [laughs]
- I don't give a fuck.
- Something told me I think you'd be okay with it.
So, yeah, it'd be really cool if you could go in my place
as a surprise.
- Done. You already know.
Uncle Nino is a wild card just walking down the street,
let alone on the side of a building.
All right, I'ma text you all the details.
- Love you, love you, love you.
- Bye-bye.
[laughs] Oh, man.
- So who's jumping off this building today?
- Are you?
- I'm going to go up there and see
the death-to-life ratio. [laughter]
- Hey, y'all. - Oh, hey.
- Hey.
- He just walks in, no knock.
- We have to decorate the van with Deena's Venmo
so we can try and get some money on the way down.
I'm pulling out my old school crafts
because I was an Etsy mom at one point in my life.
- Nicole has the best writing.
♪ ♪
Do you need a step stool?
- Please donate.
- Please help.
No, someone's definitely calling 9-1-1.
- [laughs] - Shall we get in?
Am I going in the back?
- I'll go in the back because I'm short.
[phone ringing]
- Angelina's calling me. - Oh, fuck.
- I'm literally pulling up in exactly five minutes.
- Angelina's world. We just live in it.
- Yep. - Where the fuck am I going?
Where am I going?
What the fuck?
What is this?
- Hi, guys. - Hi, Ang. How are you?
- Hey. - Good job, guys.
- Let's go.
- Ang, are you jumping off the building today?
- Hell no.
- All right, let's do this.
It's beautiful weather.
- Nice day to jump off a building.
- I don't know if there's going to be a lot of people,
if we're going to raise a lot of money.
I just want it to go well.
- You're putting too much pressure on yourself.
- Are we being murdered? Where are we?
- Oh, my God.
I live halfway between Mike's and Atlantic City.
So I was like, this is perfect.
Just meet me at the Park and Ride.
You can just pick me up and take me down
to Atlantic City with you guys.
- Oh, hey, Sam. - Hi.
- How you feeling?
- Hey, did you get sleep last night?
- No. [laughs]
I'm so tired.
- Welcome to hell, bitch.
- I'm running on E, like, bad.
- ♪ I got this feeling deep inside of my soul ♪
♪ It's quite electric, yeah, it's taking control ♪
- Oh, look at this building. - Crazy.
- Oh, my goodness. - That's insane. Damn.
- Ronnie, man, I can't wait for you
to scale that giant building.
- I can't believe you're jumping off that, bro.
That's crazy. - Here we are.
- All right.
- Come on, guys. - We have buckets. Hold on.
I made us buckets so we can go out in the streets
and raise some money for Deener's dad.
- That's a good idea. - Okay, everybody?
- The Atlantic City streets?
- Yes.
We're going to make a lot of money.
- They have hookers out there.
- One motivational quote for $1.
Michael.
Staten Island swear at Angeliner for money.
Struggling comedian, that's yours.
Does everyone have a bucket?
- Yes. - This one's for $5.
- Let's go, support team. You ready?
- Fallen reality stars begging for money
in the streets of Atlantic City.
Oh, you're so kind.
Thank you.
Like, that's probably going to end up
being the headline on TMZ tomorrow.
Please, sir, do you have some more?
- All right, you guys, you got to whore yourselves out.
- Wait, sir, sir, we're raising money for a good cause.
- Ladies.
- I'm mortified.
- Fist pump for $5. You paid for it.
♪ ♪
- Oh, my gosh, $20.
Thank you so much.
- One motivational quote for $1.
- Who wants to swear at me?
- Ooh. Thank you, sir.
- Can I pay you not to do the quotes?
- Do you guys want to curse me out?
- Oh, thank you. You guys are too nice.
- The comeback is always greater than the setback.
- Shit. Yes!
Got it.
- What'd you get?
- I got $3.
- What? - Damn.
- How'd you get it? What's your opening line?
- I'm Snooki, bitch.
- Oh, there you go.
- What's happening?
[upbeat music]
- We're looking for money.
- What are you guys doing?
- Deener!
- Deener and friends.
- What are you guys doing?
- We're helping raise money. - We're panhandling.
- Thank you.
This means so much to me.
Thank you guys for coming out.
- Look, we made money. - We made money today already.
- My dad absolutely loved all of my roommates.
All right. I'm nervous for some reason.
- You have all of us.
- So the fact that they're all here in his honor
just means like, the world to me.
Look at Mike. - Yeah.
You know what I'm telling people?
Like, listen, I'll show you the abs if you give me the money.
You know? - Oh, okay.
So you're selling your body.
- It's not his first time. - Yeah, okay.
- [laughs]
- ♪ If you want to go get it ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ Whoa ♪
- Chris, you jumping off the building today?
- I don't know, dude.
- I'm nervous, for you.
- Babe, let me live out my James Bond fantasy for a day.
- Hey, Omar. - Deena.
- Hi.
- We're finally doing it. - I know.
- I'm so excited.
- I'm excited to do this with Omar.
- We're raising money. We're ready to rappel.
- He and I have done a lot of fundraisers together.
- Who's going to do it? Did we decide yet?
- We'd like to assess the situation.
- You want to see it?
So we're going to go--we'll take you up to the balcony.
- Well, Zack will go first. - Yeah. No.
- This is cool. I love the balloons.
♪ ♪
- Oh. I'm scared.
- All right, if you would like to go out and see the balcony
and where they're going to drop,
you just need to put a helmet on.
- What is the helmet going to do?
- You're right.
- Oh, fucking no.
- Oh, hell no.
- What is this? - Dude.
- Oh, yeah.
It's definitely higher than I expected.
- Oh, fuck this.
- Looking at the building, it doesn't look that bad.
But then when you're up there, you're like, oh, shit.
- I'm like, deathly afraid of heights.
[tense music]
- We are very high in the sky.
- Let's see. - This is high, bro.
- You guys are fucking psychotic.
- Jen, you want to come out here?
- Fuck no.
Right here, where it's safe.
- I can tell the roommates are definitely
starting to get nervous.
- I don't know if I'm doing it. - Yeah.
- It stinks that, like, I have my broken wrist.
I'm hoping at least one of them will go off the edge.
- You should do it. - I want to do it.
- You're going to do it? - I might do it.
- Yes.
- You're the coolest. - Oh, that's awesome.
- I want to do this for Deena, you know,
because I committed to this.
Can I get a practice run in on that harness thing?
- But at the same time, I'm so deathly afraid of heights.
- If you don't look at anything around you,
you're not going to even know how high you are.
- He's been pretty high.
- [laughs]
I'm like, I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
- I don't know, bro.
It's going to be getting on the ledge right now that's--
my legs are shaking, like--
- Don't look at it. You're psyching yourself out.
- Ronnie. - Come on, Ron!
Ron, do it for your daughter.
- Ronnie's legs are shaking.
And he's trying to keep taking baby steps forward,
but his brain is like, just, no,
like physically holding him back.
- All right, you don't have to do it
if you don't want to, Ron.
- Let's go. - You're conquering a fear.
- Yeah. - You got this, Ron.
- Come on, you can do it. Just try it.
There you go, Ron. - There you go.
[cheering]
- Whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
My life's flashing before my eyes.
I'm, like, freaking out right now.
[dramatic music]
I don't know, man.
- Ron, you can do it. - I don't know.
- Oh, my God.
- I don't know. Maybe he shouldn't.
- Hold this up.
- Careful of my testicles.
- Hey! - Hey!
- It's Uncle Nino! You're going to rappel?
- It's time to show the world The Situation is back.
all: 3, 2, 1.
- Oh, my God! [cheering]
- Oh, Vin, when you call me
when you're 45 and you want to have a kid with me, I'm out.
- Of eggs.
- You asshole.
I'm fucking-- - [laughs]
- Gonna take this and blow it on you right now.
- No, we're not doing that here.