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[rock music]
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- How was the VMAs?
Did Pauly not go with you?
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- And I was like, you can come.
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But, like, I'd rather not
put him on the red carpet.
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That's a boundary for me.
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- I think it was time for me
to bring back The Situation.
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- Oh, damn.
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- Maybe if I put
the work in,
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maybe I can get
The Situation back.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Congratulations.
- I'm excited for today.
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Like, I haven't seen everybody
all summer long.
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- Look at all the pickle stuff.
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- Today is my pickleball
party tournament.
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This is the best thing ever.
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Everything is pickletastic,
except the weather.
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- Now you find ourself
in quite the pickle.
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[upbeat music]
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- Yeah, buddy!
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- Party's here!
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- The Situation
is under construction.
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- This might not have been
the best idea.
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- We're so classy now.
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- On the seventh day,
it'll be lit.
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- Get the frig out of here,
you crazy!
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- Um, hello?
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- I'm still the sweetest bitch
you'll ever meet.
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ I can hear
the sound of thunder ♪
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♪ I can hear
the sound of rain ♪
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, that's severe.
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- Oh, wow.
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- Pickle party is going
to have to be postponed.
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- No.
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- You guys, it's a monsoon.
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- The weather is sending me
into a fucking tizzy right now.
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- Even though
it's really bad right now,
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let's try and at least
pick our teams
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and make our shirts
in case it gets better.
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Fuck it.
We're playing, bitches.
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So I am going to
pick the five teams.
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[dramatic music]
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I'm going to live draw
that shit.
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So it's literally
all by chance.
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Team 1.
- You got a lot of balls, kid.
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- Oh.
Ron.
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- Ron, you're on a team.
Congratulations.
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- Who wants to be with Ron?
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- Who's with Ron?
- Deena.
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- Oh.
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- All right.
You got one meatball.
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Ron, you gotta get
your shit together.
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At first, I was like, eh.
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But you know, Ron,
he used to be, like,
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you know,
athletic back in the day.
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Oh, my God!
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Are you all right?
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[screams]
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- I slipped.
[laughter]
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- Whoa!
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Whoa!
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I think we'll do all right.
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- Team 2, Lauren and Pauly.
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- Hey, let's go.
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- She's an athlete.
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Me and Laurens
got this in the bag.
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- Team 3, Vinny.
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- Whoever's on this team
is winning, just so you know.
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- Angelina.
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- Oh, no!
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[laughter]
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- I'm dead ass.
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I'm dead ass.
- I'm not playing.
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I'm not playing.
- Fuck you!
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- Of course, somehow I am
paired up with Angelina.
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Either someone's
rigging this thing,
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or I have the worst luck ever.
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- Team 4 is Zack.
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Oh, my God, babe,
we're on the same team.
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- All right.
[cheering]
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- I don't want to actually
be paired with Zack
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because I want to
whoop Zack's ass.
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Mike and Nicole.
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- All right, Mike.
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- Nicole loves pickles.
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She's going to be
good at pickleball.
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- Ron and Deena,
you guys were picked first.
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You get first choice
of the color shirt.
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- We'll do some stars.
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- I like the green.
- I like green too.
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- We're blue.
- Blue?
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- Yeah.
- Look at this.
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- I always said
I want to become Deena.
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- I do have T-shirts here.
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I know some of you are a little
hesitant about putting them on.
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- But just in this moment.
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- This is my vibe.
I love this.
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Show our team.
- Yes,
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both: Team Iconic.
- Okay.
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- We are Team Fun Size.
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- Killed it.
- Thank you, guys.
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- We're The Woww's.
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- Because that's what she says,
so--
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[laughter]
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- Team Bougie.
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- Team Bougie because
we like fancy things.
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- We bougie.
- We bougie.
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- We're The Staten Island
Swingers.
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- You get it?
- I knew it.
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- Nice.
all: Ohh.
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- Now we just have to win.
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- Guys, I'm going to
get out of here now.
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- I love you.
Thank you so much.
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- Thanks for coming over today.
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- Overall, my first outing
without my baby,
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it was amazing.
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- So happy for you.
- Give the baby kisses.
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- Yes, I will.
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I'm tired, though.
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I'm ready to go home
and see my little baby.
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It's weird being without him.
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Bye, guys. I'll see you.
- Bye.
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- Hey, guys, the rain stopped.
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I think we're in.
Let's do it.
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- Oh, it stopped
raining completely.
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- Oh, wow.
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- I think we can
make this happen.
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- All right, we have to change.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, God.
Put your clothes on.
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- [laughs]
Yeah.
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New Mike right now has been
working on a monster goal,
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to get my Situation back.
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No days off.
No pain.
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I can't even wear a tank top
because you're like,
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damn, that boy is ripped.
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- I can't--
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- Oh, Ang, did we leave anybody
in the parking lot today?
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- Oh, is this the VMAs?
- Yeah.
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We were on the carpet.
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And we're so busy,
and everybody was so happy.
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And I was like, where's Vinny?
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- She said, I didn't want him
on the red carpet
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because she's trying
to separate the two.
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- Maybe some
couples counseling
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will definitely
help communicate.
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- Yeah, that's true.
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- Are you guys ready to go out?
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- Yeah, let's go.
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- Let's get going.
- Quick, quick.
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Let's do it.
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This way is flooded
so we have to go this way.
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- Team Iconic, are you ready?
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- If we don't fucking kick
their ass, we're divorcing.
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- There's an actual ref here.
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This guy's been
waiting here all day.
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- Oh, my God, you stayed.
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- Hello.
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- Pickleball is like
the new thing for the elders.
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This gentleman
is going to explain
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all the rules because
I'll probably screw it up.
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And I know my roommates
are, like, clueless
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as to what pickleball is.
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Everyone hasn't played.
- Okay.
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- And I fucking love it because
that gives me an advantage.
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- My name is Rob, the referee.
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Basically, a quick
rundown of the rules.
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This light blue spot here
is called the kitchen.
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- Wait, what?
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- You're not allowed
in the kitchen.
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And hitting the ball out of
the air, that is not allowed.
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- Wait a second.
- Yes.
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- What is the point
of a kitchen
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if you can't go
into the kitchen?
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- You can after
the ball bounces.
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- Okay.
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- Of course,
Mike, with the kitchen.
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- Did you see that Jenni
wrote you a note on the court?
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- Oh, I get it.
- I love that.
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- All right,
are we ready to get started?
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Welcome to
the pickleball tournament.
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[rousing music]
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- Live from JWoww's
rain-soaked backyard,
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it's the first ever
Battle of the Paddles
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Pickleball Tournament.
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- All right, baby, you ready?
- Yeah.
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- Paddle up.
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- Five teams with
no experience whatsoever
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will compete
for the ultimate prize,
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the Golden Pickle.
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- Let's go.
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- Now, let's head
to the court to see
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if seven pickle Martinis
is one too many.
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- Yeah, me and Mike
will go first.
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- Team Iconic, let's do this.
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- Let the games begin,
bitches.
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- Our plan of attack
is to attack.
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- What?
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- What are we going
to do to these chumps?
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- When?
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- We're going to do
some speed rounds here.
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First team to three.
- Whoa, that's tight, man.
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- Oh, damn.
That's a quick game.
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- Because it's been raining,
it could rain at any time,
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we have to shorten the game,
which really gives it
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to either side because
one wrong move, and you're out.
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[whistle toots]
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- Nice.
- Get it, Nicole.
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- Fuck.
[laughter]
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- That would be 1 point.
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- I feel pretty confident.
Not going to lie.
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- I missed it.
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- There might be
a hole in your paddle.
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- Shut up, boy!
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- Nicole,
as a pickleball player,
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she definitely gets into it.
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- Mike, just fucking hit it.
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- You know, she's very intense.
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- Fuck, Mike.
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- Oh.
- Mike!
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- Point number 2, purple.
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- You got this, Meatball.
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- Do it for chili.
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Oh.
- Ah.
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- Winners.
- We win.
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- Oh, fuck.
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- I think I can watch Nicole
play pickleball all day.
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[laughter]
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- And just like that,
Team Iconic is out.
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Looks like Snooki has finally
met a pickle she doesn't like.
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- We didn't even have a chance.
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- Oh, my God.
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- All right, we got our
next teams coming up.
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[whistle toots]
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Team Fun Size
versus Team Bougie.
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- We got this, Ron.
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We are going to kick
the other team's butt
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because we're a fun time--
oh, no.
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We're a good time, right?
- Yeah, we're a good time.
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- Goodness gracious.
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- Nice, Lauren.
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- Oh.
Whoa.
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It's out. It's out.
- Oh.
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- Nice, Laurens.
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- So I gotta go--
yeah, that's right.
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That's game.
- That's game.
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- That's what
I'm talking about.
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- Team Bougie,
you are the winner.
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- We bougie as fuck.
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- Put that fun size candy
in the designer handbag
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because Team Bougie wins.
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- All right,
Staten Island Dumps.
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- Staten Island Swingers.
- Oh.
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- We got the Wowws versus
the Staten Island Swingers.
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- We swing paddles.
255
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- And we serve fucking balls.
256
00:08:30,068 --> 00:08:32,171
- Nice return.
- Oh, Ang.
257
00:08:32,172 --> 00:08:33,654
- Oh, that's 1.
1-0.
258
00:08:33,655 --> 00:08:34,792
- Shit.
Sorry.
259
00:08:34,793 --> 00:08:36,619
- Angelina is not that good.
260
00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:37,895
- I got it.
No, no.
261
00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:39,550
Oh, you should have let it go.
262
00:08:39,551 --> 00:08:41,205
[whistle toots]
- That's 2-0.
263
00:08:41,206 --> 00:08:42,412
- I'm kind of carrying
264
00:08:42,413 --> 00:08:44,481
the Staten Island Swingers
right now.
265
00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:45,895
- Nice.
266
00:08:45,896 --> 00:08:47,619
all: Oh!
267
00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:48,619
- That is out.
268
00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:49,895
- Let's go.
269
00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:50,895
- Angelina,
Vinny fucked it up.
270
00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:52,412
Loser.
271
00:08:52,413 --> 00:08:56,240
- Looks like the losing team
is the Staten Island "Ers"
272
00:08:56,241 --> 00:08:58,205
because Angelina and Vinny
absolutely
273
00:08:58,206 --> 00:08:59,861
forgot to bring their swing.
274
00:08:59,862 --> 00:09:01,412
- Oh!
- Yeah!
275
00:09:01,413 --> 00:09:03,688
- And somehow, without
any points that have taken
276
00:09:03,689 --> 00:09:06,757
more than one shot, we've
made it to the final round,
277
00:09:06,758 --> 00:09:09,205
Team Woww versus Team Bougie.
278
00:09:09,206 --> 00:09:10,895
Will the hosts win out?
279
00:09:10,896 --> 00:09:13,240
Or will it be Mrs. Situation
and the weatherproof blowout?
280
00:09:13,241 --> 00:09:14,447
- We got this.
We got this.
281
00:09:14,448 --> 00:09:15,447
- No pressure.
282
00:09:15,448 --> 00:09:16,447
- Come on.
283
00:09:16,448 --> 00:09:17,585
Focus up.
284
00:09:17,586 --> 00:09:18,964
[dramatic music]
285
00:09:18,965 --> 00:09:19,964
- Oh.
286
00:09:19,965 --> 00:09:21,585
- Okay, you got this.
287
00:09:21,586 --> 00:09:22,585
- It's in.
288
00:09:22,586 --> 00:09:24,067
- Oh!
289
00:09:24,068 --> 00:09:25,447
- Oh.
290
00:09:25,448 --> 00:09:28,102
- Point, Team Bougie.
291
00:09:28,103 --> 00:09:29,205
- Oh, wow.
292
00:09:29,206 --> 00:09:30,516
Okay, okay.
293
00:09:30,517 --> 00:09:31,964
Ah, man.
294
00:09:31,965 --> 00:09:32,964
- Whoa!
295
00:09:32,965 --> 00:09:35,447
- Pitch it.
[cheering]
296
00:09:35,448 --> 00:09:37,067
- Stay out of the kitchen,
bitch!
297
00:09:37,068 --> 00:09:38,309
- The kitchen, oh.
298
00:09:38,310 --> 00:09:39,895
- This is a good game.
299
00:09:39,896 --> 00:09:41,171
- Damn, this is crazy.
300
00:09:41,172 --> 00:09:42,550
In the finals right now.
- This is a good one.
301
00:09:42,551 --> 00:09:43,895
- One.
Serving one.
302
00:09:43,896 --> 00:09:45,240
This is a nail-biter.
303
00:09:45,241 --> 00:09:46,930
- Come on, honeys.
Dig deep, honeys.
304
00:09:46,931 --> 00:09:47,930
Dig deep.
305
00:09:47,931 --> 00:09:48,964
- Oh.
306
00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:51,516
- Point, Team Woww.
307
00:09:51,517 --> 00:09:53,033
Match point on the line.
308
00:09:53,034 --> 00:09:54,412
- I'm so nervous.
309
00:09:54,413 --> 00:09:57,378
[dramatic music]
310
00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,205
♪ ♪
311
00:09:59,206 --> 00:10:01,136
- Jenni serving to Lauren.
312
00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:02,516
- Nice.
313
00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:03,757
- Come on, baby.
- Oh.
314
00:10:03,758 --> 00:10:05,274
- Nice.
- Nice.
315
00:10:05,275 --> 00:10:06,895
- Laurens.
316
00:10:06,896 --> 00:10:08,274
[shouting]
317
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,240
- There we go.
318
00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:10,757
- Oh.
319
00:10:10,758 --> 00:10:14,240
all: Oh!
320
00:10:14,241 --> 00:10:15,240
[whistle toots]
321
00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:16,240
- Shit.
- Oh.
322
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,240
- We won.
323
00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,240
- All right.
324
00:10:18,241 --> 00:10:19,343
- Championship point.
325
00:10:19,344 --> 00:10:20,343
- Good game.
326
00:10:20,344 --> 00:10:21,999
The host with the most won.
327
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,447
They get the pickle medal,
which I'm so annoyed
328
00:10:24,448 --> 00:10:25,585
because I really wanted that.
329
00:10:25,586 --> 00:10:27,205
- Babe, who's the winner?
330
00:10:27,206 --> 00:10:29,343
- Us, baby, the Woww's.
331
00:10:29,344 --> 00:10:31,240
- All right, guys,
we actually have awards.
332
00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:32,240
- Oh, word?
333
00:10:32,241 --> 00:10:33,412
- I really wanted that.
334
00:10:33,413 --> 00:10:34,930
This is a homemade award.
335
00:10:34,931 --> 00:10:35,930
- Baby.
336
00:10:35,931 --> 00:10:37,274
- What?
337
00:10:37,275 --> 00:10:38,585
- Do you know what you're
doing with spray paint?
338
00:10:38,586 --> 00:10:39,585
- You want to fight?
339
00:10:39,586 --> 00:10:40,585
- Okay.
340
00:10:40,586 --> 00:10:42,102
- It's kind of cute.
341
00:10:42,103 --> 00:10:44,826
It's better than an
Olympic medal, in my opinion.
342
00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:46,309
- All right.
343
00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:50,412
Our first-place team getting
the Golden Pickle is Team Woww.
344
00:10:50,413 --> 00:10:52,136
- Whoo!
- Thanks.
345
00:10:52,137 --> 00:10:53,481
- This is one of a kind.
346
00:10:53,482 --> 00:10:56,619
- Our second place team,
Team Bougie.
347
00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:57,895
- We did it.
- Silver Pickle.
348
00:10:57,896 --> 00:10:59,309
- Team Bougie.
349
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:02,136
- My first Battle of the
Paddles Pickleball Tournament
350
00:11:02,137 --> 00:11:03,861
went fucking phenomenal.
351
00:11:03,862 --> 00:11:05,067
- Killed that.
352
00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:06,240
Killed that.
353
00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:08,033
- That was fun.
- That was fun.
354
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,826
- 2.0, he left me
every Christmas.
355
00:11:10,827 --> 00:11:13,516
- I don't think I can leave
if I don't speak
356
00:11:13,517 --> 00:11:14,619
to the man in the basement.
357
00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:16,550
It's time to bring him out.
358
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,378
- I wonder how Deena's doing.
359
00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:20,343
- My meatball broke her wrist.
360
00:11:20,344 --> 00:11:22,205
- When I fell,
I heard it crack.
361
00:11:22,206 --> 00:11:24,102
These heels, they got to go.
362
00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:25,792
- Oh, are we really doing this?
- Screw you, shoes.
363
00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:27,826
- Goodbye, shoes.
- You're terrible.
364
00:11:27,827 --> 00:11:30,274
- The Situation is no longer
under construction.
365
00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:31,343
You
- Look great.
366
00:11:31,344 --> 00:11:32,619
- Let's see.
- All right, guys.
367
00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:33,619
- Let's see.
368
00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:37,241
[cheering]
369
00:11:40,172 --> 00:11:41,585
[pop music]
370
00:11:41,586 --> 00:11:43,102
- ♪ Never ever, ever ♪
371
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,102
- All right, you guys.
372
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:47,171
Let's go get some dessert.
373
00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:49,688
So in honor of the
pickleball that we did today,
374
00:11:49,689 --> 00:11:52,102
I made you guys
a nice, fresh cake.
375
00:11:52,103 --> 00:11:53,102
- It's fresh?
376
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,688
- It's fresh.
377
00:11:54,689 --> 00:11:55,792
- Oh, stinks.
378
00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:56,792
- Oh.
379
00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:58,412
- I can't believe it.
380
00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,654
- No, it's very nice.
381
00:11:59,655 --> 00:12:00,930
It's a pickle cake.
382
00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:02,792
Obviously, I love pickles.
383
00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:05,309
So I wanted to make
something, like, pickley.
384
00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:06,516
- Oh.
385
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,516
Are people really
going to eat this?
386
00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:08,654
- Probably not.
387
00:12:08,655 --> 00:12:09,723
But it's everything
that I love.
388
00:12:09,724 --> 00:12:11,447
This is my 50th pickle,
by the way.
389
00:12:11,448 --> 00:12:12,619
It's going to be great.
390
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:13,895
We have fresh pickles.
391
00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:15,654
We have salami in it.
392
00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:16,654
- Ugh!
393
00:12:16,655 --> 00:12:17,999
[gags]
394
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,412
- There's cream cheese.
395
00:12:19,413 --> 00:12:20,447
There's olives.
396
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,619
- What?
397
00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:22,861
- And it just keeps
getting worse.
398
00:12:22,862 --> 00:12:24,136
- I'll eat it.
No one's going to eat it?
399
00:12:24,137 --> 00:12:25,240
- No.
400
00:12:25,241 --> 00:12:26,240
- I'll take a bite.
401
00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:28,171
I don't give--
- [groans]
402
00:12:28,172 --> 00:12:30,309
- I can't watch it.
[groaning]
403
00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:33,136
all: Oh!
404
00:12:33,137 --> 00:12:35,067
- [gags]
405
00:12:35,068 --> 00:12:36,481
- Vinny, don't do it.
406
00:12:36,482 --> 00:12:37,481
Don't do it.
- I'm out.
407
00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:38,826
- Yeah.
- Ron?
408
00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:39,826
- Hell no.
409
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,205
- I think it's spoiled.
410
00:12:41,206 --> 00:12:42,274
It was our fault.
411
00:12:42,275 --> 00:12:43,481
We should have put it
in the fridge.
412
00:12:43,482 --> 00:12:44,826
- That needed to
be refrigerated.
413
00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:46,205
It's, like, molding.
- Yeah, it sucks.
414
00:12:46,206 --> 00:12:47,964
If that was in the fridge,
I would have ate that.
415
00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:48,964
[laughter]
- Yeah.
416
00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:50,171
- Shucks.
417
00:12:50,172 --> 00:12:51,757
- Oh, so there's a
couple things coming up.
418
00:12:51,758 --> 00:12:53,378
And whoever wants to come can.
419
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:57,240
I'm doing a fundraiser for
my dad in Atlantic City.
420
00:12:57,241 --> 00:13:00,412
So basically, to raise money,
whoever comes,
421
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,619
they could go off
of a building.
422
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:05,343
- Huh?
- The fuck?
423
00:13:05,344 --> 00:13:06,688
- What do you mean
off of a building?
424
00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:07,930
- Like your--
- Scale it?
425
00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:09,343
- You scale a building.
426
00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:10,550
Like you scale a building.
427
00:13:10,551 --> 00:13:11,688
- You rappel off a building?
- Yes.
428
00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:12,999
- Rappel.
- I'm in.
429
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,688
I'm doing a fundraiser
called Pledge the Edge.
430
00:13:15,689 --> 00:13:17,688
It has to do with,
like, blood cancer.
431
00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:19,964
And that's what my dad had
when he passed.
432
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,895
I've done a fundraiser before.
433
00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:23,136
We raised a lot of money.
434
00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:25,136
- Nice donation.
Thank you, thank you.
435
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,447
- Hey, give me your money!
436
00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:29,895
- $40,145!
437
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:33,861
[cheers and applause]
438
00:13:33,862 --> 00:13:36,136
- More people that
scale off the building,
439
00:13:36,137 --> 00:13:37,136
the more money you make.
440
00:13:37,137 --> 00:13:38,205
- Count us there.
441
00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:39,688
- Ron.
- What's up, baby?
442
00:13:39,689 --> 00:13:41,619
- How's Miami?
- I like it. It's good.
443
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:42,964
- Still with the girlfriend?
444
00:13:42,965 --> 00:13:44,723
- Yeah, we're still together.
- I'm happy for you.
445
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,999
- She moved in.
- She moved in.
446
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,033
[excited chatter]
447
00:13:50,034 --> 00:13:51,792
- I love how he just
slid that in there.
448
00:13:51,793 --> 00:13:54,516
- Hold the duck phone.
Okay?
449
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:55,792
This is big news.
450
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:56,999
- Did you tell the big news?
451
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,205
- No, not yet, 'cause
I know they're going
452
00:13:58,206 --> 00:13:59,481
to make a big deal out of it.
453
00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:01,999
- Whoa, that's a big step.
454
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,136
How long has he been
withholding this, yo?
455
00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:05,309
- No, no.
456
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:06,516
This--this just happened.
- Okay, okay. Okay.
457
00:14:06,517 --> 00:14:07,964
- This just happened.
458
00:14:07,965 --> 00:14:10,033
- Hi.
459
00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:11,033
- Good night.
460
00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:12,930
- Hi, baby.
So cute.
461
00:14:12,931 --> 00:14:15,240
- Are you excited?
- Yeah. Yeah.
462
00:14:15,241 --> 00:14:18,171
- It's been a couple weeks,
and we're trying that out.
463
00:14:18,172 --> 00:14:20,826
And I think that
it's going well so far.
464
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,447
- Normally,
he moves way quicker.
465
00:14:22,448 --> 00:14:24,792
So this is good pacing.
- That is very true.
466
00:14:24,793 --> 00:14:26,171
- Well, I wanted
to make sure that--
467
00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:27,654
if she was for real,
and that it was like--
468
00:14:27,655 --> 00:14:28,757
it was actually
going somewhere.
469
00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:29,930
- And that's a good thing.
470
00:14:29,931 --> 00:14:31,447
- Sometimes
the kids get attached.
471
00:14:31,448 --> 00:14:33,723
And then, God forbid,
things don't work out.
472
00:14:33,724 --> 00:14:35,309
She ends up getting
more hurt than I do
473
00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:36,309
at the end of the day.
474
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,067
But Ariana loves her.
475
00:14:38,068 --> 00:14:42,688
And, honestly, it's been
very, very, very organic.
476
00:14:42,689 --> 00:14:43,792
- She has a child,
though, right?
477
00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:45,550
- Yeah, she has
a 12-year-old son.
478
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,688
- And is she in
your house now too?
479
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:47,999
- Yeah.
480
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,378
- So now you have like a son
and you have a daughter.
481
00:14:49,379 --> 00:14:53,102
- I mean, look, the old Ronnie
would have met a stripper,
482
00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:57,550
knocked her up, and introduced
her to us all in the same day.
483
00:14:57,551 --> 00:14:59,102
But times have changed.
484
00:14:59,103 --> 00:15:00,516
- Congratulations, my dude.
485
00:15:00,517 --> 00:15:02,067
- This is, like,
the comeback of Ron--
486
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,516
like, the real comeback.
487
00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:05,412
- So do you plan on like,
introducing her to us, or...
488
00:15:05,413 --> 00:15:06,481
- Yes.
Yeah.
489
00:15:06,482 --> 00:15:07,723
- When?
- I don't know yet, but--
490
00:15:07,724 --> 00:15:09,309
- Sam's wedding.
[coughs]
491
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:10,619
- Oh, you're a dick, Pauly.
- No.
492
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:11,723
Ron's not invited.
493
00:15:11,724 --> 00:15:13,274
- I'm not invited to that.
- Wait.
494
00:15:13,275 --> 00:15:14,654
So it's on your birthday?
- Sam's wedding?
495
00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:15,757
- Yeah.
496
00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:17,619
- Just coincidentally.
- Oh, shit.
497
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:19,895
- I'm going to be honest,
I don't think she realized--
498
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,654
- How much it
would hurt Ronnie?
499
00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:23,171
- No, I agree.
I do.
500
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,723
I think it was an afterthought.
501
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,826
- It's been so--stopping--
502
00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:28,861
it's been so many years.
503
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:30,240
- That Ronnie's been hurt.
504
00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:31,895
[laughter]
505
00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:33,688
- Oh, my God. Mm.
506
00:15:33,689 --> 00:15:35,688
- Throwing it back.
- Another one. Mm.
507
00:15:35,689 --> 00:15:37,654
- I have a question.
508
00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:39,274
If you were going to
go to an award show,
509
00:15:39,275 --> 00:15:41,067
would you leave her
in the parking lot?
510
00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:43,447
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
511
00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:44,482
- I'm just saying.
512
00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:49,895
- ♪ It's harder when
you hit the ground ♪
513
00:15:49,896 --> 00:15:52,102
♪ But I'm gonna ♪
514
00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:54,792
♪ I'm gonna know
to stick around ♪
515
00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:56,550
♪ Gonna stick around
and around ♪
516
00:15:56,551 --> 00:15:59,274
- Me and 2.0 have been going
through a lot of struggles.
517
00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:02,378
So called Mike and asked him
to come over my house.
518
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,757
We always had our
ups and downs,
519
00:16:03,758 --> 00:16:05,792
but lately Mike has
really come around.
520
00:16:05,793 --> 00:16:07,619
And he's really
been there for me.
521
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,757
So I want to open up to Mike,
and I want to tell him
522
00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:12,102
what really happened
at the VMAs.
523
00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:13,757
[upbeat music]
524
00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:15,309
[doorbell chimes]
525
00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:16,723
- Hi.
- Hey.
526
00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:17,826
Congrats.
527
00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:18,826
House is beautiful.
528
00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:20,205
- On being a neighbor?
529
00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:22,481
- This is the first time
I'm at Angelina's new home.
530
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,447
- Let's go outside.
531
00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:24,792
- Ooh, very nice.
532
00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:25,792
- You like it?
533
00:16:25,793 --> 00:16:26,895
- Yeah it's very beautiful.
534
00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:28,205
- You just never know.
535
00:16:28,206 --> 00:16:30,654
When Ang gives you a call,
sometimes it's like,
536
00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:33,654
oh, my God, like, you know,
like, what's going on?
537
00:16:33,655 --> 00:16:36,964
So I want to make sure
that everything is okay.
538
00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:38,999
- [sighs]
So, yeah, it's been a lot.
539
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,205
- All right.
So listen, I'm here for you.
540
00:16:41,206 --> 00:16:42,447
You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
541
00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:44,067
I had to call you
because, at the VMAs,
542
00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:45,792
I couldn't even believe
what happened that day.
543
00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:47,999
2.0 was my plus-one.
544
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,136
And I go to Dana's.
545
00:16:50,137 --> 00:16:51,723
I was getting my
hair and makeup done.
546
00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:52,930
And we were trying
to, like, hustle.
547
00:16:52,931 --> 00:16:54,378
And I'm like, where's Vin?
548
00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:55,792
And I was like,
can you just call him?
549
00:16:55,793 --> 00:16:57,033
And she's like,
listen, Vin,
550
00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:59,654
Ang is going to do
the press with the cast,
551
00:16:59,655 --> 00:17:02,619
and then she'll meet you
in the seats after.
552
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:05,067
- And what did he say?
- He goes, no.
553
00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:06,481
- Oh, shit.
554
00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:08,240
- I want that picture
on the red carpet with her--
555
00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:09,964
- Oh, wow.
- 'Cause I deserve that.
556
00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:11,343
- Holy fuck.
557
00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:13,102
- I don't want somebody
that wants me for fame.
558
00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:14,861
I really don't.
But wait, there's more.
559
00:17:14,862 --> 00:17:15,930
- There's more?
560
00:17:15,931 --> 00:17:17,274
- He actually wrote,
561
00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:20,930
"I'm sitting in regular seats
with regular people."
562
00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:22,378
- What the fuck?
563
00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:24,102
All red flags.
564
00:17:24,103 --> 00:17:26,033
- He left me every Christmas.
565
00:17:26,034 --> 00:17:27,654
- Oh, no.
566
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,757
- He talked shit about me
to his parents.
567
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,343
They're like,
fuck this bitch.
568
00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:33,585
He'll walk around and be like,
you're a fucking bum.
569
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,516
- Yo.
What's happening?
570
00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:37,757
- I don't wear my ring, and
he doesn't even ask about it.
571
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:40,447
- That's, um--
572
00:17:40,448 --> 00:17:42,274
so where are you guys now?
573
00:17:42,275 --> 00:17:45,516
Like, you know,
is it just a situationship?
574
00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:47,171
- Well, you have to fuck
to do that,
575
00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:48,447
and I hardly even
have sex with him.
576
00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:49,654
- Oh, fuck.
577
00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:51,792
- And he's like,
I'm backed up, I'm backed up.
578
00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:53,861
And I'm like,
well, that's not my fault
579
00:17:53,862 --> 00:17:56,240
because you just made me,
like, really turned off.
580
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,688
- Okay.
581
00:17:57,689 --> 00:18:00,136
I don't understand what both
of you guys are holding on to.
582
00:18:00,137 --> 00:18:03,930
This is all because
you don't want to be alone?
583
00:18:03,931 --> 00:18:05,585
You're going to
put up with this?
584
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,241
- See that truck right there?
That's his car.
585
00:18:09,241 --> 00:18:11,136
- Is he sleeping in the car?
586
00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:12,826
- He's probably in
the basement, in the gym.
587
00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:14,102
- You keep him in the basement?
588
00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:17,067
Does she have 2.0
locked up in the dungeon?
589
00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:18,240
What goes on here?
590
00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:19,516
- He lives in that
fucking basement.
591
00:18:19,517 --> 00:18:20,999
- He's like the guy
from "Goonies."
592
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,619
[in deep voice]
Hey, yous guys. Huh huh.
593
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,550
When is he allowed to come out?
594
00:18:25,551 --> 00:18:27,240
[laughter]
595
00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:29,378
I'm just, like,
in fucking shock right now.
596
00:18:29,379 --> 00:18:31,447
- You want him to come out?
- Yeah, fuck it.
597
00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:32,585
- You know he's going to
act like nothing's wrong.
598
00:18:32,586 --> 00:18:33,619
- I'll be honest with you.
599
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,654
Now, after what you told me,
600
00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:39,240
it's like,
I don't think I can leave
601
00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:41,930
if I don't speak to
the man in the basement.
602
00:18:41,931 --> 00:18:43,619
I'm here as a friend.
I'm here to help.
603
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:46,309
Good news is, Big Daddy Sitch
is in the building.
604
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:48,343
And today, I am The Mediation.
605
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,412
- I feel bad because
I do care about the kid.
606
00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:51,792
- You know what?
You know what? Ang.
607
00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:53,412
- But then it's almost
like he's using me.
608
00:18:53,413 --> 00:18:55,447
- Ang, say less, okay?
Meet me inside.
609
00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:57,688
It's time to bring him out.
610
00:18:57,689 --> 00:18:59,067
- Okay.
611
00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:00,585
Oh, God.
612
00:19:00,586 --> 00:19:02,136
I'm going to call him
right now.
613
00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:04,585
How did I know this was
going to turn like this?
614
00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:06,067
I don't know how
this conversation
615
00:19:06,068 --> 00:19:07,309
with Mike and Vinny and me
is going to go.
616
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:08,654
I don't know.
617
00:19:08,655 --> 00:19:11,205
I'm just hoping that Mike
doesn't go in on Vin
618
00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:13,757
and Vin goes in on Mike,
like the last time.
619
00:19:13,758 --> 00:19:15,688
- If you knew what she
filmed behind your back,
620
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:18,826
you wouldn't be sitting there
with your smug face right now.
621
00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:20,033
- I don't got
a fucking smug face.
622
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,792
- Yeah, you do got
a fucking smug face.
623
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:22,895
- Don't want that again.
624
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,067
- How's everything
with you guys?
625
00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,481
Everything's good?
- It's good, good.
626
00:19:25,482 --> 00:19:27,102
Everything's good.
- Okay, cool.
627
00:19:27,103 --> 00:19:28,205
- Communication's key.
It's good.
628
00:19:28,206 --> 00:19:30,274
- That's true.
Communication is key.
629
00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:32,343
- The only thing that--
630
00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:34,654
you know, he obviously heard
about everything that happened.
631
00:19:34,655 --> 00:19:36,102
- Oh, yeah.
632
00:19:36,103 --> 00:19:39,343
- The only thing I want
is to be accepted
633
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,171
and not be treated like
I'm like a leper, you know?
634
00:19:41,172 --> 00:19:42,481
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
635
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,723
- If we're together,
we should be
636
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,171
riding or dying together
with everything, you know?
637
00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:46,550
- I've already
said this to you.
638
00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:48,309
I'm not ever trying
to keep you down.
639
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:49,516
I want you to know that.
640
00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:51,688
I think we should
really get down to
641
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:54,274
the real shit though.
- Oh.
642
00:19:54,275 --> 00:19:55,930
- What's the shit? What's up?
Bring it to the table.
643
00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:57,585
What do you want to
bring to the table?
644
00:19:57,586 --> 00:20:00,620
[dramatic music]
645
00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:04,412
[tense music]
646
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:06,240
- I think we should really
get down to the real shit.
647
00:20:06,241 --> 00:20:07,378
- Bring it to the table.
648
00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:08,447
What do you want to
bring to the table?
649
00:20:08,448 --> 00:20:09,861
- You want me to post you.
650
00:20:09,862 --> 00:20:12,550
But it's like, I don't want
to post after what happened.
651
00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:14,481
- Is it because
you think that maybe trust
652
00:20:14,482 --> 00:20:16,343
hasn't been reestablished?
653
00:20:16,344 --> 00:20:18,309
- If acting and acknowledging
you're with someone
654
00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:20,481
is such a big deal, then you
shouldn't be with that person.
655
00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:22,102
- I've been through
years of therapy.
656
00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:25,585
So I have the tools
to help mediate
657
00:20:25,586 --> 00:20:27,585
and help
with communication,
658
00:20:27,586 --> 00:20:29,033
kind of like
couples counseling.
659
00:20:29,034 --> 00:20:30,551
Maybe some couples counseling--
660
00:20:32,827 --> 00:20:34,999
- Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
661
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,792
And I'm trying to
defuse the situation.
662
00:20:37,793 --> 00:20:39,792
But, like, this is crazy.
663
00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:41,999
- But then the VMAs came,
and now here--
664
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,999
and it's like,
you want it so bad.
665
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,999
- Angie, you told me in the
beginning I wasn't invited.
666
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,516
And a couple days later,
oh, you're coming to the VMAs.
667
00:20:47,517 --> 00:20:50,033
Then the day before, you're
not walking the red carpet.
668
00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:51,240
You got to go straight
to your seat.
669
00:20:51,241 --> 00:20:52,447
I'll see you when I see you.
670
00:20:52,448 --> 00:20:53,516
- Because you flipped
the fuck out on me.
671
00:20:53,517 --> 00:20:54,861
- I'm like, what the fuck?
672
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,378
- There is boundaries
because I don't want you
673
00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:58,585
on the red carpet.
674
00:20:58,586 --> 00:21:00,067
- It seems like--
675
00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:02,447
is that he's insinuating that
you're embarrassed of him.
676
00:21:02,448 --> 00:21:03,481
Is that what--
677
00:21:03,482 --> 00:21:05,826
- I'm embarrassed
of your Instagram.
678
00:21:05,827 --> 00:21:07,516
- What do I post that's--
- It's cringe.
679
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,205
It's fucking cringe.
680
00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:10,310
Just look for yourself.
681
00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:16,136
- I post my own business.
682
00:21:16,137 --> 00:21:18,033
- So do you guys see that
you're, like, pulling, like,
683
00:21:18,034 --> 00:21:20,619
a tug of war, almost,
and she feels that
684
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,964
the trust is not there yet?
685
00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:25,136
- No one's forcing this
relationship to still exist.
686
00:21:25,137 --> 00:21:26,792
If you feel like
I'm untrustworthy--
687
00:21:26,793 --> 00:21:28,309
- I just feel like
you're using me.
688
00:21:28,310 --> 00:21:29,757
- So Ang, that's fine.
689
00:21:29,758 --> 00:21:32,412
We don't have to
be together then.
690
00:21:32,413 --> 00:21:33,412
- What about--okay.
691
00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:34,999
♪ ♪
692
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,102
- ♪ Shine like gold ♪
693
00:21:39,103 --> 00:21:41,757
- I wonder how Deena's doing.
Poor thing.
694
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:44,930
I'm so concerned for Deena
right now because my meatball
695
00:21:44,931 --> 00:21:46,482
broke her wrist.
696
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:53,033
- I broke my wrist at my future
sister-in-law's bachelorette.
697
00:21:53,034 --> 00:21:57,136
I decided to wear
my 10-inch Louboutins.
698
00:21:57,137 --> 00:21:59,757
Out of all the falls
in my lifetime,
699
00:21:59,758 --> 00:22:02,309
the fucking Louboutins
took me out.
700
00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:03,412
It cracked.
701
00:22:03,413 --> 00:22:05,205
And then I wound up
in the hospital.
702
00:22:05,206 --> 00:22:06,240
- D?
703
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:08,550
- Hey.
Come on in.
704
00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:10,619
- What happened, my meatball?
705
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:12,585
- It was a whole thing.
- How'd you do it?
706
00:22:12,586 --> 00:22:14,136
- You know the Louboutins
that are like--
707
00:22:14,137 --> 00:22:16,240
your foot literally
stands straight up.
708
00:22:16,241 --> 00:22:17,826
So I started to, like, walk.
709
00:22:17,827 --> 00:22:20,343
And my heel got, like,
stuck in the carpet.
710
00:22:20,344 --> 00:22:21,861
So I, like, went flying.
711
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,136
And then when I fell,
I heard it crack.
712
00:22:24,137 --> 00:22:25,688
- Eww.
- It was gross.
713
00:22:25,689 --> 00:22:27,033
- What should we do about
these shoes, though?
714
00:22:27,034 --> 00:22:28,136
I don't want you
to wear them again.
715
00:22:28,137 --> 00:22:29,136
- Okay.
716
00:22:29,137 --> 00:22:30,240
- You can never
wear them again.
717
00:22:30,241 --> 00:22:32,309
- I'll get those
little sons of bitches.
718
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,412
Fuck these shoes.
- Ooh, they're sexy.
719
00:22:34,413 --> 00:22:37,654
- Why did my 38-year-old ass
think I could do this?
720
00:22:37,655 --> 00:22:39,309
- You want to bury them?
- Sure.
721
00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:41,067
- It's definitely time
to retire these shoes.
722
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,447
RIP.
Like, go away.
723
00:22:43,448 --> 00:22:45,792
Yeah, that's it.
[laughs]
724
00:22:45,793 --> 00:22:47,654
F these shoes.
Never again.
725
00:22:47,655 --> 00:22:49,792
- Right here.
726
00:22:49,793 --> 00:22:51,102
- What are we--
- All right.
727
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:52,481
- Ready?
728
00:22:52,482 --> 00:22:53,861
- Oh, are we really doing this?
- Screw you, shoes.
729
00:22:53,862 --> 00:22:55,723
- Goodbye, shoes.
- You're terrible.
730
00:22:55,724 --> 00:22:57,240
- Yeah, I kind of
feel bad, though.
731
00:22:57,241 --> 00:23:01,343
Like, these are very expensive,
beautiful, fancy shoes.
732
00:23:01,344 --> 00:23:02,550
- Bye, bitch.
733
00:23:02,551 --> 00:23:04,723
- Thank you for all
the years we had.
734
00:23:04,724 --> 00:23:08,550
- The thing about us is that
we still haven't gotten over
735
00:23:08,551 --> 00:23:11,481
what happened in--in the past.
- I don't want to talk about it
736
00:23:11,482 --> 00:23:12,654
because then
it's going to upset me.
737
00:23:12,655 --> 00:23:13,930
We decided to get
back together.
738
00:23:13,931 --> 00:23:15,447
We should be able
to move on together.
739
00:23:15,448 --> 00:23:16,447
- Can I ask you a question?
740
00:23:16,448 --> 00:23:17,792
And this has been
a fucking thing
741
00:23:17,793 --> 00:23:19,412
way before Mike even got here.
742
00:23:19,413 --> 00:23:20,757
You know this is my problem.
743
00:23:20,758 --> 00:23:22,033
You have to mend fences
with me and your mom
744
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,240
and your sister yet.
745
00:23:23,241 --> 00:23:24,964
They were all mad about him
proposing to me.
746
00:23:24,965 --> 00:23:26,447
That's where this
all stems from,
747
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:27,688
because they weren't there.
748
00:23:27,689 --> 00:23:29,033
Well, then he should
have asked them to come.
749
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,826
I would have been happy
to see them.
750
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:31,999
You're just letting it go.
751
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,516
It's like,
it doesn't make sense.
752
00:23:34,517 --> 00:23:36,274
- I can't fix everything
overnight, you know?
753
00:23:36,275 --> 00:23:37,343
I can't fix everything.
I want to fix us first.
754
00:23:37,344 --> 00:23:38,447
- It hasn't been overnight.
755
00:23:38,448 --> 00:23:39,792
We've been together
almost four years.
756
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,826
He knows I don't have
that much family.
757
00:23:41,827 --> 00:23:44,171
And he knows family
means everything to me.
758
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:45,999
Why would you not mend fences?
759
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,792
Why does your family hate me?
Because you proposed to me?
760
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:49,378
- Nobody hates you, Ang.
They want me to be happy.
761
00:23:49,379 --> 00:23:51,999
They want their son
to be happy.
762
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,654
And if I am not in a happy,
healthy relationship,
763
00:23:54,655 --> 00:23:56,171
of course,
they're going to have
764
00:23:56,172 --> 00:23:58,033
some type of resentment for
the person that you're with.
765
00:23:58,034 --> 00:23:59,654
- He just said something
very important.
766
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:02,309
He pretty much said
that you guys are not
767
00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:04,274
in a happy and
a healthy relationship.
768
00:24:04,275 --> 00:24:05,378
- I want our relationship
to be half decent
769
00:24:05,379 --> 00:24:06,585
before I bring it
in front of a camera.
770
00:24:06,586 --> 00:24:07,895
- And I want--
- Because what's gonna happen?
771
00:24:07,896 --> 00:24:09,654
- And I want our fucking
relationship to be half decent
772
00:24:09,655 --> 00:24:10,964
before I put you on this,
773
00:24:10,965 --> 00:24:13,516
and before I put you
on social media.
774
00:24:13,517 --> 00:24:14,861
Tony, please jump in.
775
00:24:14,862 --> 00:24:17,136
[record whirs]
776
00:24:17,137 --> 00:24:18,205
- Who the fuck is Tony?
777
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,516
[bell dings]
778
00:24:19,517 --> 00:24:22,585
Does this guy also live
in the basement as well?
779
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:25,412
Because out of nowhere,
he just appears.
780
00:24:25,413 --> 00:24:27,481
- Tony's married with
two beautiful children,
781
00:24:27,482 --> 00:24:29,481
in a happy marriage,
so he's like you.
782
00:24:29,482 --> 00:24:32,619
Not only does Tony help me with
music and podcasts and stuff
783
00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:34,792
like that, he's also one
of my very best friends.
784
00:24:34,793 --> 00:24:36,309
- You guys
have major events
785
00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:38,171
that are like disasters
that have happened
786
00:24:38,172 --> 00:24:39,619
that are dramatic.
787
00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:42,102
And you can't get over them
without proper communication.
788
00:24:42,103 --> 00:24:43,930
And the communication
is not there.
789
00:24:43,931 --> 00:24:45,757
I don't know how
you could proceed
790
00:24:45,758 --> 00:24:48,171
because the trust is gone.
791
00:24:48,172 --> 00:24:50,171
You're at the studio with me.
We're doing recordings.
792
00:24:50,172 --> 00:24:51,550
Sometimes it's late.
793
00:24:51,551 --> 00:24:53,136
She gets panicked about--
794
00:24:53,137 --> 00:24:54,999
when you call,
that she has to prove to you.
795
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,274
Like, anything goes wrong,
she proves herself.
796
00:24:56,275 --> 00:24:57,550
And why is that happening?
Because there's no trust.
797
00:24:57,551 --> 00:24:58,688
- Yeah, I guess.
Yeah.
798
00:24:58,689 --> 00:25:00,102
- Like, love is there.
Love is important.
799
00:25:00,103 --> 00:25:01,205
Love is everything.
800
00:25:01,206 --> 00:25:02,274
But at the end of the day,
801
00:25:02,275 --> 00:25:04,516
the trust is not even
anywhere around.
802
00:25:04,517 --> 00:25:06,826
And like, how could you
go forward without that?
803
00:25:06,827 --> 00:25:08,861
[doorbell rings, dog barking]
804
00:25:08,862 --> 00:25:10,274
- Who the fuck is that?
805
00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:12,447
- I don't know who that is,
but let me check.
806
00:25:12,448 --> 00:25:14,585
- What the fuck?
807
00:25:14,586 --> 00:25:18,033
- Is this a surprise?
808
00:25:18,034 --> 00:25:19,240
- There you go.
809
00:25:19,241 --> 00:25:21,172
- It's got to be fucking
food for Mike, man.
810
00:25:23,862 --> 00:25:25,481
I knew you fucking got food.
811
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:28,378
- I had to meet
my protein quota.
812
00:25:28,379 --> 00:25:29,723
- And you didn't
ask anybody else
813
00:25:29,724 --> 00:25:31,516
if they wanted something,
you asshole?
814
00:25:31,517 --> 00:25:32,585
What the fuck?
815
00:25:32,586 --> 00:25:33,723
- All right, guys, listen.
816
00:25:33,724 --> 00:25:36,585
Your relationship
is in your hands.
817
00:25:36,586 --> 00:25:39,792
What you do with it
is up to you guys.
818
00:25:39,793 --> 00:25:42,343
And I hope that you guys,
you know,
819
00:25:42,344 --> 00:25:44,999
take this seriously
and just work on it.
820
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,033
- It is going to be a long road
ahead for me and Vinny 2.0
821
00:25:48,034 --> 00:25:49,378
to actually work.
822
00:25:49,379 --> 00:25:51,240
- All right guys, I got
to get home to the babies.
823
00:25:51,241 --> 00:25:53,343
Tony, it was a pleasure.
- Yeah, pleasure.
824
00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:55,619
- I wish--I wish
the best for you.
825
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,550
- I know I'm willing
to put in the work.
826
00:25:57,551 --> 00:25:58,964
- Thank you.
- Thanks, guys.
827
00:25:58,965 --> 00:26:01,895
- See ya.
- Will he put in the work?
828
00:26:01,896 --> 00:26:03,412
To be determined.
829
00:26:03,413 --> 00:26:04,826
Thanks for coming, Mike.
830
00:26:04,827 --> 00:26:06,930
- I think we had some
good breakthroughs today.
831
00:26:06,931 --> 00:26:08,309
- Thank you so much.
- All right, text me later.
832
00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:10,068
- Thank you.
- All right?
833
00:26:14,551 --> 00:26:16,205
- ♪ I've been on a roll,
I've been doing big things ♪
834
00:26:16,206 --> 00:26:17,550
♪ Not in it for the money,
I've been chasing my dreams ♪
835
00:26:17,551 --> 00:26:21,067
- Look how sexy,
this charcuterie.
836
00:26:21,068 --> 00:26:24,654
They say that carrots
have a specific enzyme.
837
00:26:24,655 --> 00:26:26,964
If your body has too
much estrogen in it--
838
00:26:26,965 --> 00:26:29,412
I set out on this journey
12 weeks ago,
839
00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:31,792
and I really didn't know
what was going to happen.
840
00:26:31,793 --> 00:26:33,205
I've been working
my ass off,
841
00:26:33,206 --> 00:26:36,033
and I want to do something big
to show my friends
842
00:26:36,034 --> 00:26:37,343
like, all of my hard work.
843
00:26:37,344 --> 00:26:38,964
We showed up at the VMAs.
844
00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:40,412
On the carpet
they were asking me,
845
00:26:40,413 --> 00:26:41,620
show your abs, show your abs.
846
00:26:44,586 --> 00:26:47,792
But I just wasn't ready.
So maybe we do something sexy.
847
00:26:47,793 --> 00:26:49,240
What about a parade?
848
00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:51,412
- No.
- No? Not a parade.
849
00:26:51,413 --> 00:26:53,240
Maybe like bungee jumping
with my shirt off.
850
00:26:53,241 --> 00:26:56,309
- What?
That sounds horrific.
851
00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:59,654
Mike is always
a little bit of extra,
852
00:26:59,655 --> 00:27:02,136
but that is why
I love him so much.
853
00:27:02,137 --> 00:27:04,861
- Give me an idea
for a grand reveal
854
00:27:04,862 --> 00:27:06,964
of Mike The Situation's abs.
855
00:27:06,965 --> 00:27:08,619
Money is not a factor.
856
00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:12,999
Answer is, rent out
a massive digital billboard
857
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,964
in Times Square, right in
the center of the action.
858
00:27:15,965 --> 00:27:16,964
- That's it.
859
00:27:16,965 --> 00:27:18,481
- Right?
- That's it.
860
00:27:18,482 --> 00:27:19,654
There's nothing better
than that.
861
00:27:19,655 --> 00:27:20,895
There's nothing bigger
than that.
862
00:27:20,896 --> 00:27:22,309
You could see the city
right from here.
863
00:27:22,310 --> 00:27:24,723
- It's over.
- It's done.
864
00:27:24,724 --> 00:27:26,447
[upbeat music]
865
00:27:26,448 --> 00:27:28,792
- ♪ I do what I want
'cause I got it like that ♪
866
00:27:28,793 --> 00:27:30,067
♪ Got it like that ♪
867
00:27:30,068 --> 00:27:32,895
- Okay, so I just got off
the phone with the doctor.
868
00:27:32,896 --> 00:27:37,205
And, unfortunately,
I cannot scale the building.
869
00:27:37,206 --> 00:27:39,205
I was, like,
putting all my fears aside
870
00:27:39,206 --> 00:27:41,274
and I was going to scale
the freaking building.
871
00:27:41,275 --> 00:27:44,136
And then, of course,
I break my freaking wrist.
872
00:27:44,137 --> 00:27:46,378
It's, like, crazy.
My dad's been gone eight years.
873
00:27:46,379 --> 00:27:48,447
So it's like,
I'm excited that
874
00:27:48,448 --> 00:27:51,102
we're still,
even eight years later,
875
00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:52,861
able to, like,
do something for him.
876
00:27:52,862 --> 00:27:54,826
You know?
It'll be fun.
877
00:27:54,827 --> 00:27:57,412
I'm bummed that this happened.
But--
878
00:27:57,413 --> 00:27:58,999
- The circumstances sucked,
but--
879
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,412
- Yeah.
But I could still host it.
880
00:28:00,413 --> 00:28:01,654
So that makes me happy.
881
00:28:01,655 --> 00:28:06,654
♪ ♪
882
00:28:06,655 --> 00:28:08,619
- Ang, what's up?
883
00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:11,448
- [sighs]
Can you just look at this?
884
00:28:12,793 --> 00:28:14,309
What is in
the raspberry iced tea?
885
00:28:14,310 --> 00:28:15,999
- Whoa.
- Is that a bug?
886
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,792
- I think it's a lanternfly.
- Don't tell me that.
887
00:28:17,793 --> 00:28:19,136
- They're everywhere.
You gotta just eat them.
888
00:28:19,137 --> 00:28:20,378
Good protein.
889
00:28:20,379 --> 00:28:21,930
- Right now,
me and Vinny 2.0 are like,
890
00:28:21,931 --> 00:28:23,309
you know, on again, off again.
891
00:28:23,310 --> 00:28:25,826
But we're trying to
make things better.
892
00:28:25,827 --> 00:28:27,378
Mike has given us homework.
893
00:28:27,379 --> 00:28:29,792
- As a good exercise, you're
going to get a piece of paper,
894
00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:31,343
and you're going to
get a piece of paper.
895
00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:33,033
And I want you to write
what you want
896
00:28:33,034 --> 00:28:34,378
out of this relationship.
897
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:35,550
If they match,
898
00:28:35,551 --> 00:28:38,792
then we can start to work
towards that goal.
899
00:28:38,793 --> 00:28:41,619
If it's not, then you guys
have your answer.
900
00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:43,999
- Did you bring your list?
- I did. Yes.
901
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,033
- I want to know
if our list matches up.
902
00:28:46,034 --> 00:28:47,412
- I think mine
started off good.
903
00:28:47,413 --> 00:28:49,550
It's something that
I really believe that we have
904
00:28:49,551 --> 00:28:51,343
deep down
throughout everything.
905
00:28:51,344 --> 00:28:52,516
- Friendship.
- Friendship.
906
00:28:52,517 --> 00:28:54,412
Next one I said was trust.
907
00:28:54,413 --> 00:28:55,895
And I underlined us.
908
00:28:55,896 --> 00:28:58,240
When I tell you something, know
that I'll never lie to you.
909
00:28:58,241 --> 00:28:59,550
- I also wrote trust.
910
00:28:59,551 --> 00:29:00,792
- You did.
911
00:29:00,793 --> 00:29:02,240
So that's a nice--
that's a nice match.
912
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:03,895
- I think we're making
progress right now,
913
00:29:03,896 --> 00:29:05,378
which is--which is amazing.
914
00:29:05,379 --> 00:29:09,723
I wrote, "life is short, love
and keep being best friends."
915
00:29:09,724 --> 00:29:12,964
- Yeah, I said,
"Appreciate the now
916
00:29:12,965 --> 00:29:14,550
"that we're blessed
to experience together
917
00:29:14,551 --> 00:29:16,550
because life is short."
918
00:29:16,551 --> 00:29:18,412
- Wow.
You wrote "life is short"?
919
00:29:18,413 --> 00:29:19,723
- I wrote "life is short"
right there.
920
00:29:19,724 --> 00:29:22,309
- In a way, I have to say
this homework
921
00:29:22,310 --> 00:29:24,999
that Mike gave us
is kind of working.
922
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,585
Maybe he knows what the fuck
he's actually doing.
923
00:29:27,586 --> 00:29:30,033
If somebody doesn't
feel like saying sorry
924
00:29:30,034 --> 00:29:31,930
because of their ego,
it doesn't matter.
925
00:29:31,931 --> 00:29:33,930
Life is short, right?
Like we wrote, life is short.
926
00:29:33,931 --> 00:29:35,033
- Life is short.
927
00:29:35,034 --> 00:29:37,550
Sorry's big.
- That actually makes me--
928
00:29:37,551 --> 00:29:39,930
honestly--I got
to be very honest.
929
00:29:39,931 --> 00:29:42,309
When a man's like, I'm sorry,
I'm like, all right,
930
00:29:42,310 --> 00:29:45,205
let's go upstairs and bang
right now 'cause, like,
931
00:29:45,206 --> 00:29:46,688
that makes me, like--
- Where's the pen?
932
00:29:46,689 --> 00:29:48,067
- Horny.
933
00:29:48,068 --> 00:29:49,654
- I might just start a fight
tomorrow on purpose.
934
00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:51,723
- I mean, if you want to do
that and say you're sorry,
935
00:29:51,724 --> 00:29:53,550
I'll be freaking
creaming my pants.
936
00:29:53,551 --> 00:29:54,654
- All right.
937
00:29:54,655 --> 00:29:57,654
[upbeat French music]
938
00:29:57,655 --> 00:30:02,067
♪ ♪
939
00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:03,274
- What's up, Sal?
What's up?
940
00:30:03,275 --> 00:30:05,136
What's up, my guy?
Hey, how are you?
941
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:06,447
Good to see you.
- Hi, how are you?
942
00:30:06,448 --> 00:30:08,136
We got the DJ.
We got Magic Moments here.
943
00:30:08,137 --> 00:30:09,447
We got Social Butterfly here.
944
00:30:09,448 --> 00:30:11,723
We got hair and makeup,
a barber.
945
00:30:11,724 --> 00:30:13,378
I think we're ready.
946
00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:14,550
♪ ♪
947
00:30:14,551 --> 00:30:15,861
- Okay, go.
948
00:30:15,862 --> 00:30:17,723
- We're about to
have a Situation.
949
00:30:17,724 --> 00:30:20,033
In today's photo shoot,
the theme is
950
00:30:20,034 --> 00:30:23,309
The Situation is no longer
under construction.
951
00:30:23,310 --> 00:30:25,412
- I love it.
- There we go, Mike.
952
00:30:25,413 --> 00:30:26,930
- You look amazing, honey.
953
00:30:26,931 --> 00:30:28,136
- Grr!
954
00:30:28,137 --> 00:30:30,102
- I love it.
Looks great.
955
00:30:30,103 --> 00:30:31,964
Amazing.
956
00:30:31,965 --> 00:30:37,067
- I was world famous
because of my Situation abs.
957
00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:40,171
If I walked in the door
and seen myself,
958
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,999
I'd probably grab my girl
real quick.
959
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,171
And then I lost them.
960
00:30:43,172 --> 00:30:44,447
- You got this, Mike.
961
00:30:44,448 --> 00:30:46,792
[all chanting]
Mike, Mike, Mike!
962
00:30:46,793 --> 00:30:48,136
- But--
963
00:30:48,137 --> 00:30:49,516
- Perfect.
964
00:30:49,517 --> 00:30:51,861
- Against all odds,
now we have our abs back.
965
00:30:51,862 --> 00:30:54,619
All right, guys.
It's been an amazing day.
966
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,723
We're coming to the end
of this photo shoot.
967
00:30:56,724 --> 00:31:01,343
I think it is time to finally
reveal The Situation.
968
00:31:01,344 --> 00:31:02,757
I mean, listen,
today's the day.
969
00:31:02,758 --> 00:31:04,378
- Let's see.
- All right, guys.
970
00:31:04,379 --> 00:31:05,378
- Let's see.
971
00:31:05,379 --> 00:31:08,240
[cheering]
972
00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:10,792
- Deena, she's having
this charity event.
973
00:31:10,793 --> 00:31:12,895
They have to propel over
the edge of a building.
974
00:31:12,896 --> 00:31:14,136
How are you with heights?
975
00:31:14,137 --> 00:31:16,033
- I'm good.
I'm up right now.
976
00:31:16,034 --> 00:31:17,343
- Definitely higher
than I expected.
977
00:31:17,344 --> 00:31:18,550
- Oh, shit.
978
00:31:18,551 --> 00:31:19,619
- Well, the roommates
are definitely
979
00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:21,067
starting to get nervous.
980
00:31:21,068 --> 00:31:22,481
- I'm, like,
freaking out right now.
981
00:31:22,482 --> 00:31:23,999
- All right.
It's okay, Ron.
982
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,965
- Like, having
a complete panic attack.
983
00:31:29,206 --> 00:31:30,792
[upbeat pop music]
984
00:31:30,793 --> 00:31:32,654
- ♪ Will you love me? ♪
985
00:31:32,655 --> 00:31:34,447
[vocalizing]
986
00:31:34,448 --> 00:31:35,792
♪ Will you love me? ♪
987
00:31:35,793 --> 00:31:37,274
[doorbell chimes]
988
00:31:37,275 --> 00:31:38,274
- Party's here.
989
00:31:38,275 --> 00:31:40,378
- Hey, how are you?
Come on in.
990
00:31:40,379 --> 00:31:41,930
Today is Jump Off
A Building Day.
991
00:31:41,931 --> 00:31:43,930
- Are you doing it?
- I don't know. Maybe.
992
00:31:43,931 --> 00:31:46,861
- Today is Deena's charity
event, Pledge the Edge.
993
00:31:46,862 --> 00:31:48,964
And you know,
we're going to be scaling
994
00:31:48,965 --> 00:31:51,585
a 16-floor building
to raise money
995
00:31:51,586 --> 00:31:52,826
for people that have cancer.
996
00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:53,964
I made buckets for us.
997
00:31:53,965 --> 00:31:55,067
- Okay.
998
00:31:55,068 --> 00:31:56,205
- So we're going
to, like, go around
999
00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:57,895
and, like, say, donations.
1000
00:31:57,896 --> 00:31:59,240
We'll all collect money.
1001
00:31:59,241 --> 00:32:01,792
And then I got markers
so we can decorate the van.
1002
00:32:01,793 --> 00:32:04,102
- How is Deena's wrist?
1003
00:32:04,103 --> 00:32:05,619
- Chris, you almost ready?
1004
00:32:05,620 --> 00:32:07,205
- Yeah, I'm good to go.
1005
00:32:07,206 --> 00:32:09,688
- It just means the world
to me that we're able to
1006
00:32:09,689 --> 00:32:11,136
do something for my dad.
1007
00:32:11,137 --> 00:32:12,964
I hope everything
goes smoothly.
1008
00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:16,619
I hope some people will
rappel since I can't.
1009
00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:19,171
I'm definitely nervous because
I want it to be perfect.
1010
00:32:19,172 --> 00:32:20,930
I want to raise a lot of money.
1011
00:32:20,931 --> 00:32:23,516
- I thought we retired heels.
What are you doing?
1012
00:32:23,517 --> 00:32:25,102
- No, these are fine.
1013
00:32:25,103 --> 00:32:28,033
It's the thin stilettos
that are the issue.
1014
00:32:28,034 --> 00:32:29,861
[doorbell chimes]
1015
00:32:29,862 --> 00:32:32,136
- Oh, my goodness.
Hi, neighbor.
1016
00:32:32,137 --> 00:32:33,585
- Hello, hello.
- How are you?
1017
00:32:33,586 --> 00:32:35,274
- I made it before
the neighbor?
1018
00:32:35,275 --> 00:32:37,723
[doorbell chimes]
1019
00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:39,309
- Oh.
- What up, big dog?
1020
00:32:39,310 --> 00:32:41,274
- Uncle Ron is in the building.
- Hey, big dog.
1021
00:32:41,275 --> 00:32:42,688
- When did you fly in?
1022
00:32:42,689 --> 00:32:44,619
- Ah, I just got in
a little while ago.
1023
00:32:44,620 --> 00:32:46,585
- I'm hoping today goes well.
1024
00:32:46,586 --> 00:32:49,378
I mean, I hope we get
a lot of people to rappel.
1025
00:32:49,379 --> 00:32:51,792
I feel like Zack said
he's definitely doing it.
1026
00:32:51,793 --> 00:32:52,999
I could see Ronnie doing it.
1027
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,343
- Yeah, I could see him
doing it too.
1028
00:32:54,344 --> 00:32:55,688
I hope they don't
chicken out, though.
1029
00:32:55,689 --> 00:32:57,136
- I know.
20 stories is high.
1030
00:32:57,137 --> 00:32:59,826
[upbeat music]
1031
00:32:59,827 --> 00:33:04,067
♪ ♪
1032
00:33:04,068 --> 00:33:06,309
- I don't even know if he
knows how to use FaceTime.
1033
00:33:06,310 --> 00:33:08,171
Let's see.
1034
00:33:08,172 --> 00:33:09,171
- Oh.
1035
00:33:09,172 --> 00:33:11,309
- Hey, there he is.
1036
00:33:11,310 --> 00:33:12,516
Uncle Nino.
1037
00:33:12,517 --> 00:33:15,412
- [speaking Italian]
1038
00:33:15,413 --> 00:33:17,792
- I'm--I'm over here.
I'm over here.
1039
00:33:17,793 --> 00:33:18,895
- [indistinct].
1040
00:33:18,896 --> 00:33:20,378
- I think you got it
upside down.
1041
00:33:20,379 --> 00:33:22,516
Uncle Nino on FaceTime
is impossible.
1042
00:33:22,517 --> 00:33:24,654
Yeah, you got to
spin it around.
1043
00:33:24,655 --> 00:33:25,688
Nope.
Almost.
1044
00:33:25,689 --> 00:33:26,930
And I can hardly
understand him.
1045
00:33:26,931 --> 00:33:28,412
- What up, buddy?
- Not too much, man.
1046
00:33:28,413 --> 00:33:30,792
I have an idea, and I kind of
need your help on it.
1047
00:33:30,793 --> 00:33:31,930
- You got it.
1048
00:33:31,931 --> 00:33:33,033
You got my help
anytime you want, buddy.
1049
00:33:33,034 --> 00:33:34,309
You know that.
- All right.
1050
00:33:34,310 --> 00:33:36,585
So Deena, she's having
this charity event.
1051
00:33:36,586 --> 00:33:38,861
People are raising money
for her charity,
1052
00:33:38,862 --> 00:33:41,516
but they have to rappel
over the edge of a building.
1053
00:33:41,517 --> 00:33:42,826
I can't make it.
1054
00:33:42,827 --> 00:33:44,826
So I was thinking,
how are you with heights?
1055
00:33:44,827 --> 00:33:47,274
- I'm good. I'm great.
- [laughs]
1056
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:48,585
- I don't give a fuck.
1057
00:33:48,586 --> 00:33:51,171
- Something told me I think
you'd be okay with it.
1058
00:33:51,172 --> 00:33:53,964
So, yeah, it'd be really cool
if you could go in my place
1059
00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:55,103
as a surprise.
1060
00:33:59,379 --> 00:34:01,378
- Done.
You already know.
1061
00:34:01,379 --> 00:34:03,723
Uncle Nino is a wild card
just walking down the street,
1062
00:34:03,724 --> 00:34:04,964
let alone on the side
of a building.
1063
00:34:04,965 --> 00:34:06,619
All right, I'ma text you
all the details.
1064
00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:07,792
- Love you,
love you, love you.
1065
00:34:07,793 --> 00:34:09,136
- Bye-bye.
1066
00:34:09,137 --> 00:34:10,896
[laughs]
Oh, man.
1067
00:34:12,344 --> 00:34:13,826
- So who's jumping off
this building today?
1068
00:34:13,827 --> 00:34:14,999
- Are you?
1069
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,412
- I'm going to go
up there and see
1070
00:34:16,413 --> 00:34:19,205
the death-to-life ratio.
[laughter]
1071
00:34:19,206 --> 00:34:20,205
- Hey, y'all.
- Oh, hey.
1072
00:34:20,206 --> 00:34:21,205
- Hey.
1073
00:34:21,206 --> 00:34:22,654
- He just walks in, no knock.
1074
00:34:22,655 --> 00:34:25,343
- We have to decorate the van
with Deena's Venmo
1075
00:34:25,344 --> 00:34:28,861
so we can try and get some
money on the way down.
1076
00:34:28,862 --> 00:34:30,826
I'm pulling out
my old school crafts
1077
00:34:30,827 --> 00:34:32,999
because I was an Etsy mom
at one point in my life.
1078
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,343
- Nicole has the best writing.
1079
00:34:34,344 --> 00:34:36,586
♪ ♪
1080
00:34:38,241 --> 00:34:39,861
Do you need a step stool?
1081
00:34:39,862 --> 00:34:41,412
- Please donate.
1082
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,205
- Please help.
1083
00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:45,136
No, someone's definitely
calling 9-1-1.
1084
00:34:45,137 --> 00:34:47,067
- [laughs]
- Shall we get in?
1085
00:34:47,068 --> 00:34:48,240
Am I going in the back?
1086
00:34:48,241 --> 00:34:49,585
- I'll go in the back
because I'm short.
1087
00:34:49,586 --> 00:34:50,792
[phone ringing]
1088
00:34:50,793 --> 00:34:52,999
- Angelina's calling me.
- Oh, fuck.
1089
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,102
- I'm literally pulling up
in exactly five minutes.
1090
00:34:55,103 --> 00:34:56,826
- Angelina's world.
We just live in it.
1091
00:34:56,827 --> 00:34:58,688
- Yep.
- Where the fuck am I going?
1092
00:34:58,689 --> 00:34:59,999
Where am I going?
1093
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,447
What the fuck?
1094
00:35:01,448 --> 00:35:02,826
What is this?
1095
00:35:02,827 --> 00:35:04,171
- Hi, guys.
- Hi, Ang. How are you?
1096
00:35:04,172 --> 00:35:05,688
- Hey.
- Good job, guys.
1097
00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:07,516
- Let's go.
1098
00:35:07,517 --> 00:35:09,757
- Ang, are you jumping off
the building today?
1099
00:35:09,758 --> 00:35:11,033
- Hell no.
1100
00:35:11,034 --> 00:35:12,964
- All right, let's do this.
1101
00:35:12,965 --> 00:35:14,378
It's beautiful weather.
1102
00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:16,205
- Nice day to jump off
a building.
1103
00:35:16,206 --> 00:35:18,102
- I don't know if there's
going to be a lot of people,
1104
00:35:18,103 --> 00:35:20,723
if we're going to
raise a lot of money.
1105
00:35:20,724 --> 00:35:22,309
I just want it to go well.
1106
00:35:22,310 --> 00:35:24,309
- You're putting too much
pressure on yourself.
1107
00:35:24,310 --> 00:35:26,517
- Are we being murdered?
Where are we?
1108
00:35:29,758 --> 00:35:31,757
- Oh, my God.
1109
00:35:31,758 --> 00:35:34,723
I live halfway between
Mike's and Atlantic City.
1110
00:35:34,724 --> 00:35:35,826
So I was like,
this is perfect.
1111
00:35:35,827 --> 00:35:37,136
Just meet me at
the Park and Ride.
1112
00:35:37,137 --> 00:35:38,481
You can just pick me up
and take me down
1113
00:35:38,482 --> 00:35:39,757
to Atlantic City with you guys.
1114
00:35:39,758 --> 00:35:41,102
- Oh, hey, Sam.
- Hi.
1115
00:35:41,103 --> 00:35:42,412
- How you feeling?
1116
00:35:42,413 --> 00:35:43,447
- Hey, did you get sleep
last night?
1117
00:35:43,448 --> 00:35:44,447
- No.
[laughs]
1118
00:35:44,448 --> 00:35:45,481
I'm so tired.
1119
00:35:45,482 --> 00:35:46,654
- Welcome to hell, bitch.
1120
00:35:46,655 --> 00:35:49,274
- I'm running on E, like, bad.
1121
00:35:49,275 --> 00:35:53,240
- ♪ I got this feeling
deep inside of my soul ♪
1122
00:35:53,241 --> 00:35:57,274
♪ It's quite electric,
yeah, it's taking control ♪
1123
00:35:57,275 --> 00:35:59,274
- Oh, look at this building.
- Crazy.
1124
00:35:59,275 --> 00:36:01,861
- Oh, my goodness.
- That's insane. Damn.
1125
00:36:01,862 --> 00:36:03,343
- Ronnie, man,
I can't wait for you
1126
00:36:03,344 --> 00:36:04,619
to scale that giant building.
1127
00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:05,999
- I can't believe
you're jumping off that, bro.
1128
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,930
That's crazy.
- Here we are.
1129
00:36:07,931 --> 00:36:09,757
- All right.
1130
00:36:09,758 --> 00:36:12,067
- Come on, guys.
- We have buckets. Hold on.
1131
00:36:12,068 --> 00:36:15,792
I made us buckets so we can
go out in the streets
1132
00:36:15,793 --> 00:36:17,654
and raise some money
for Deener's dad.
1133
00:36:17,655 --> 00:36:19,240
- That's a good idea.
- Okay, everybody?
1134
00:36:19,241 --> 00:36:20,619
- The Atlantic City streets?
1135
00:36:20,620 --> 00:36:21,757
- Yes.
1136
00:36:21,758 --> 00:36:22,861
We're going to make
a lot of money.
1137
00:36:22,862 --> 00:36:23,999
- They have hookers out there.
1138
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,585
- One motivational quote
for $1.
1139
00:36:26,586 --> 00:36:27,895
Michael.
1140
00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:30,792
Staten Island swear
at Angeliner for money.
1141
00:36:30,793 --> 00:36:33,412
Struggling comedian,
that's yours.
1142
00:36:33,413 --> 00:36:35,033
Does everyone have a bucket?
1143
00:36:35,034 --> 00:36:36,861
- Yes.
- This one's for $5.
1144
00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:38,550
- Let's go, support team.
You ready?
1145
00:36:38,551 --> 00:36:40,930
- Fallen reality stars
begging for money
1146
00:36:40,931 --> 00:36:42,792
in the streets
of Atlantic City.
1147
00:36:42,793 --> 00:36:44,792
Oh, you're so kind.
1148
00:36:44,793 --> 00:36:46,171
Thank you.
1149
00:36:46,172 --> 00:36:47,757
Like, that's probably
going to end up
1150
00:36:47,758 --> 00:36:49,792
being the headline
on TMZ tomorrow.
1151
00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:52,413
Please, sir,
do you have some more?
1152
00:36:53,137 --> 00:36:55,171
- All right, you guys, you
got to whore yourselves out.
1153
00:36:55,172 --> 00:36:57,999
- Wait, sir, sir, we're
raising money for a good cause.
1154
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,171
- Ladies.
1155
00:36:59,172 --> 00:37:00,723
- I'm mortified.
1156
00:37:00,724 --> 00:37:02,343
- Fist pump for $5.
You paid for it.
1157
00:37:02,344 --> 00:37:04,481
♪ ♪
1158
00:37:04,482 --> 00:37:05,826
- Oh, my gosh, $20.
1159
00:37:05,827 --> 00:37:06,930
Thank you so much.
1160
00:37:06,931 --> 00:37:09,033
- One motivational quote
for $1.
1161
00:37:09,034 --> 00:37:10,240
- Who wants to swear at me?
1162
00:37:10,241 --> 00:37:11,895
- Ooh.
Thank you, sir.
1163
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:13,826
- Can I pay you
not to do the quotes?
1164
00:37:13,827 --> 00:37:14,931
- Do you guys want
to curse me out?
1165
00:37:15,655 --> 00:37:17,103
- Oh, thank you.
You guys are too nice.
1166
00:37:17,862 --> 00:37:20,516
- The comeback is always
greater than the setback.
1167
00:37:20,517 --> 00:37:22,240
- Shit.
Yes!
1168
00:37:22,241 --> 00:37:23,240
Got it.
1169
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,240
- What'd you get?
1170
00:37:24,241 --> 00:37:25,447
- I got $3.
1171
00:37:25,448 --> 00:37:26,861
- What?
- Damn.
1172
00:37:26,862 --> 00:37:28,757
- How'd you get it?
What's your opening line?
1173
00:37:28,758 --> 00:37:29,964
- I'm Snooki, bitch.
1174
00:37:29,965 --> 00:37:31,172
- Oh, there you go.
1175
00:37:32,655 --> 00:37:33,654
- What's happening?
1176
00:37:33,655 --> 00:37:36,309
[upbeat music]
1177
00:37:36,310 --> 00:37:37,826
- We're looking for money.
1178
00:37:37,827 --> 00:37:39,033
- What are you guys doing?
1179
00:37:39,034 --> 00:37:40,447
- Deener!
1180
00:37:40,448 --> 00:37:41,723
- Deener and friends.
1181
00:37:41,724 --> 00:37:43,240
- What are you guys doing?
1182
00:37:43,241 --> 00:37:45,171
- We're helping raise money.
- We're panhandling.
1183
00:37:45,172 --> 00:37:46,274
- Thank you.
1184
00:37:46,275 --> 00:37:47,378
This means so much to me.
1185
00:37:47,379 --> 00:37:48,723
Thank you guys
for coming out.
1186
00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:50,895
- Look, we made money.
- We made money today already.
1187
00:37:50,896 --> 00:37:54,999
- My dad absolutely loved
all of my roommates.
1188
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,516
All right.
I'm nervous for some reason.
1189
00:37:56,517 --> 00:37:58,102
- You have all of us.
1190
00:37:58,103 --> 00:38:00,447
- So the fact that
they're all here in his honor
1191
00:38:00,448 --> 00:38:02,274
just means like,
the world to me.
1192
00:38:02,275 --> 00:38:03,792
Look at Mike.
- Yeah.
1193
00:38:03,793 --> 00:38:05,343
You know what
I'm telling people?
1194
00:38:05,344 --> 00:38:07,033
Like, listen, I'll show you the
abs if you give me the money.
1195
00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:08,033
You know?
- Oh, okay.
1196
00:38:08,034 --> 00:38:09,171
So you're selling your body.
1197
00:38:09,172 --> 00:38:10,999
- It's not his first time.
- Yeah, okay.
1198
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,413
- [laughs]
1199
00:38:14,862 --> 00:38:15,930
- ♪ If you want to go get it ♪
1200
00:38:15,931 --> 00:38:17,205
[upbeat music]
1201
00:38:17,206 --> 00:38:18,481
♪ Whoa ♪
1202
00:38:18,482 --> 00:38:20,447
- Chris, you jumping off
the building today?
1203
00:38:20,448 --> 00:38:22,067
- I don't know, dude.
1204
00:38:22,068 --> 00:38:24,205
- I'm nervous, for you.
1205
00:38:24,206 --> 00:38:27,964
- Babe, let me live out my
James Bond fantasy for a day.
1206
00:38:27,965 --> 00:38:29,378
- Hey, Omar.
- Deena.
1207
00:38:29,379 --> 00:38:30,585
- Hi.
1208
00:38:30,586 --> 00:38:32,136
- We're finally doing it.
- I know.
1209
00:38:32,137 --> 00:38:33,205
- I'm so excited.
1210
00:38:33,206 --> 00:38:34,412
- I'm excited to do this
with Omar.
1211
00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:36,792
- We're raising money.
We're ready to rappel.
1212
00:38:36,793 --> 00:38:40,378
- He and I have done a lot
of fundraisers together.
1213
00:38:40,379 --> 00:38:42,723
- Who's going to do it?
Did we decide yet?
1214
00:38:42,724 --> 00:38:44,171
- We'd like to assess
the situation.
1215
00:38:44,172 --> 00:38:45,619
- You want to see it?
1216
00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:47,861
So we're going to go--we'll
take you up to the balcony.
1217
00:38:47,862 --> 00:38:50,205
- Well, Zack will go first.
- Yeah. No.
1218
00:38:50,206 --> 00:38:52,309
- This is cool.
I love the balloons.
1219
00:38:52,310 --> 00:38:53,654
♪ ♪
1220
00:38:53,655 --> 00:38:56,378
- Oh. I'm scared.
1221
00:38:56,379 --> 00:38:59,895
- All right, if you would like
to go out and see the balcony
1222
00:38:59,896 --> 00:39:01,171
and where
they're going to drop,
1223
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,792
you just need to
put a helmet on.
1224
00:39:02,793 --> 00:39:04,895
- What is the helmet
going to do?
1225
00:39:04,896 --> 00:39:05,895
- You're right.
1226
00:39:05,896 --> 00:39:07,343
- Oh, fucking no.
1227
00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:08,343
- Oh, hell no.
1228
00:39:08,344 --> 00:39:10,343
- What is this?
- Dude.
1229
00:39:10,344 --> 00:39:11,481
- Oh, yeah.
1230
00:39:11,482 --> 00:39:12,654
It's definitely higher
than I expected.
1231
00:39:12,655 --> 00:39:14,447
- Oh, fuck this.
1232
00:39:14,448 --> 00:39:17,067
- Looking at the building,
it doesn't look that bad.
1233
00:39:17,068 --> 00:39:18,999
But then when you're up there,
you're like, oh, shit.
1234
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,516
- I'm like,
deathly afraid of heights.
1235
00:39:20,517 --> 00:39:22,274
[tense music]
1236
00:39:22,275 --> 00:39:23,999
- We are very high in the sky.
1237
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,999
- Let's see.
- This is high, bro.
1238
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,758
- You guys are
fucking psychotic.
1239
00:39:29,551 --> 00:39:30,585
- Jen, you want
to come out here?
1240
00:39:30,586 --> 00:39:32,102
- Fuck no.
1241
00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:34,033
Right here, where it's safe.
1242
00:39:34,034 --> 00:39:35,895
- I can tell the roommates
are definitely
1243
00:39:35,896 --> 00:39:37,378
starting to get nervous.
1244
00:39:37,379 --> 00:39:39,033
- I don't know if I'm doing it.
- Yeah.
1245
00:39:39,034 --> 00:39:41,136
- It stinks that, like,
I have my broken wrist.
1246
00:39:41,137 --> 00:39:43,895
I'm hoping at least one of them
will go off the edge.
1247
00:39:43,896 --> 00:39:46,033
- You should do it.
- I want to do it.
1248
00:39:46,034 --> 00:39:47,895
- You're going to do it?
- I might do it.
1249
00:39:47,896 --> 00:39:49,102
- Yes.
1250
00:39:49,103 --> 00:39:51,033
- You're the coolest.
- Oh, that's awesome.
1251
00:39:51,034 --> 00:39:52,447
- I want to do this for Deena,
you know,
1252
00:39:52,448 --> 00:39:54,309
because I committed to this.
1253
00:39:54,310 --> 00:39:56,586
Can I get a practice run in
on that harness thing?
1254
00:40:00,172 --> 00:40:02,895
- But at the same time, I'm
so deathly afraid of heights.
1255
00:40:02,896 --> 00:40:05,205
- If you don't look at
anything around you,
1256
00:40:05,206 --> 00:40:06,930
you're not going to even know
how high you are.
1257
00:40:06,931 --> 00:40:08,309
- He's been pretty high.
1258
00:40:08,310 --> 00:40:09,895
- [laughs]
1259
00:40:09,896 --> 00:40:11,205
I'm like,
I'm going to do this.
1260
00:40:11,206 --> 00:40:12,413
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
1261
00:40:13,586 --> 00:40:15,033
- I don't know, bro.
1262
00:40:15,034 --> 00:40:16,861
It's going to be getting on
the ledge right now that's--
1263
00:40:16,862 --> 00:40:18,448
my legs are shaking, like--
1264
00:40:19,655 --> 00:40:21,757
- Don't look at it.
You're psyching yourself out.
1265
00:40:21,758 --> 00:40:23,895
- Ronnie.
- Come on, Ron!
1266
00:40:23,896 --> 00:40:25,171
Ron, do it for your daughter.
1267
00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:27,516
- Ronnie's legs are shaking.
1268
00:40:27,517 --> 00:40:30,930
And he's trying to keep
taking baby steps forward,
1269
00:40:30,931 --> 00:40:33,102
but his brain is like,
just, no,
1270
00:40:33,103 --> 00:40:35,723
like physically
holding him back.
1271
00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:36,861
- All right,
you don't have to do it
1272
00:40:36,862 --> 00:40:38,136
if you don't want to, Ron.
1273
00:40:38,137 --> 00:40:39,550
- Let's go.
- You're conquering a fear.
1274
00:40:39,551 --> 00:40:40,861
- Yeah.
- You got this, Ron.
1275
00:40:40,862 --> 00:40:42,136
- Come on, you can do it.
Just try it.
1276
00:40:42,137 --> 00:40:43,309
There you go, Ron.
- There you go.
1277
00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:44,792
[cheering]
1278
00:40:44,793 --> 00:40:46,826
- Whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on.
1279
00:40:46,827 --> 00:40:48,792
My life's flashing
before my eyes.
1280
00:40:48,793 --> 00:40:51,067
I'm, like,
freaking out right now.
1281
00:40:51,068 --> 00:40:54,136
[dramatic music]
1282
00:40:54,137 --> 00:40:55,412
I don't know, man.
1283
00:40:55,413 --> 00:40:57,481
- Ron, you can do it.
- I don't know.
1284
00:40:57,482 --> 00:40:58,585
- Oh, my God.
1285
00:40:58,586 --> 00:41:00,206
- I don't know.
Maybe he shouldn't.
1286
00:41:02,275 --> 00:41:03,378
- Hold this up.
1287
00:41:03,379 --> 00:41:04,481
- Careful of my testicles.
1288
00:41:04,482 --> 00:41:06,516
- Hey!
- Hey!
1289
00:41:06,517 --> 00:41:09,205
- It's Uncle Nino!
You're going to rappel?
1290
00:41:09,206 --> 00:41:11,964
- It's time to show the world
The Situation is back.
1291
00:41:11,965 --> 00:41:15,550
all: 3, 2, 1.
1292
00:41:15,551 --> 00:41:16,861
- Oh, my God!
[cheering]
1293
00:41:16,862 --> 00:41:18,309
- Oh, Vin,
when you call me
1294
00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:20,826
when you're 45 and you want to
have a kid with me, I'm out.
1295
00:41:20,827 --> 00:41:22,067
- Of eggs.
1296
00:41:22,068 --> 00:41:23,826
- You asshole.
1297
00:41:23,827 --> 00:41:25,550
I'm fucking--
- [laughs]
1298
00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:27,309
- Gonna take this and
blow it on you right now.
1299
00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:28,586
- No, we're not
doing that here.