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<i> - It's been too long, guys.</i>
<i> It's...</i>

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<i> Who is that?</i>
- Oh!

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<i> What the hell?</i>
<i> - What the hell?</i>

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2020, man.

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I'm single, and Pauly's taken.

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What else can happen?
- How do we move forward?

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We all love
getting a house together.

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- If she is around,

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like, I have to take myself
out of the equation.

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I can't.

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- This is like trying to solve
peace in the Middle East.

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- I'm still hurt.

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I'm actually
really hurt right now.

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<i> ♪ Let's party, get loud ♪</i>
<i> - Yeah, buddy!</i>

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<i> - The Situation</i>
<i> is under construction.</i>

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<i> - This might not have</i>
<i> been the best idea.</i>

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<i> - We're so classy now.</i>

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<i> - On the seventh day,</i>
<i> it'll be lit.</i>

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<i> - Get the frig out of here,</i>
<i> you crazy!</i>

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<i> - Um, hello?</i>

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<i> - ♪ If you wanna have fun,</i>
<i> then do something crazy ♪</i>

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<i> [hip-hop music]</i>

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<i> [hip-hop music]</i>

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<i> - ♪ Oh, yeah,</i>
<i> show me what you ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Yeah, pull up in a party</i>
<i> and I'm all one ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Ain't no women,</i>
<i> and so I gotta call one ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Say what's up, tell me</i>
<i> what you tryna do ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ She said, "I was hoping</i>
<i> it could be you, hey" ♪</i>

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- What else do I need, honey?
We got underwears.

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- You need socks.
- Need sockers.

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So it's been nine months
since the wedding.

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You've been on the east coast
and [bleep], so, like,

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how are the girls since
the last time you saw them?

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<i> - Um...they are terrible.</i>
- They're adults.

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They went up there
and did what they did,

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and I had a reaction to it,
you had a reaction to it.

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- Why are we having someone
in our little circle

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that doesn't give a [bleep]
about us?

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- And the girls can't even be
in the same room as each other.

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- I'm too hot-tempered.

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I'm just honest.
Like, I'll go to jail.

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<i> - RSVP is over the beef</i>

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<i> between Angeliners</i>
<i> and the girls.</i>

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- People need to stop talking
about this wedding speech.

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Jesus.
<i> - And then on top of it...</i>

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- Who's over this quarantine
stuff as much as I am?

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- Oh, I kind of miss you all.

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- I'm dying
for a vacation, man.

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- We gotta get the family
back together.

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- Let's do it.
- RSVP assemble.

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- "Family Vacation:
COVID Edition."

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<i> Assemble!</i>

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<i> How are we gonna</i>
<i> pull this off?</i>

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Has she ever tried
to call you and hash it out?

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- Nope.
- No?

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- Even when the girls
were fighting,

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I was the one trying
to get them back together.

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- "I don't wanna work with her.

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I don't wanna work with her."

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- Just when I feel
that I'm taking,

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like, two steps forward,
it's like three steps back.

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The Mediation is having trouble
with the mediation.

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<i> I need reinforcements ASAP.</i>

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- Like, bro, like, I will--
I'll come out there.

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<i> - Ronnie should be here</i>
<i> any minute.</i>

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- Oh, this shall be
interesting.

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- Hey, desperate times call
for desperate measures.

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What's your strategy?

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You're just gonna hit them
with some truth?

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- I didn't really come in
with a strategy.

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- Well, that's
not gonna work out.

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<i> Ronnie takes to Deener first.</i>

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- Hello!
- Hey.

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- But Deena pretty much...

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- She told me
to go [bleep] myself.

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<i> - Just left Ronnie</i>
<i> in the dust.</i>

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- I saw her true colors.
- I--I get--

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- Especially after it aired.

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- No, I get it,
but it's also, like--

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- It made me realize, like,

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I can't have that type of
person in my life, you know?

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She told me to get out
of her [bleep] life.

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- Next, Ronnie goes
to Jenni's house, okay?

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- Is she really not gonna
answer this [bleep] door?

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- And she put the J in WOWW

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and didn't even
answer the door for him.

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<i> - Not happening, bro.</i>

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He looks like he's breaking in.

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- Jenni.
Jennifer Farley.

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- I can't with him.

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- And then, finally,
Ron goes to Angeliner's house.

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- Let's see how this goes.
<i> - And it was a disaster.</i>

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- No, I'm actually
not saying I'm sorry to them

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for these things that they tell
me about, like, social media.

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I can't control other people.
[bleep] that [bleep].

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- Back to square zero.
<i> [dramatic musical sting]</i>

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So it seems that the plan

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resulted in no progress.

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<i> - Oh, man.</i>
<i> What a nightmare.</i>

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<i> I can't believe we're</i>
<i> still dealing with this.</i>

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Have everybody
come out here, man.

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Come to my house.
- I'm down.

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So RSVP had to pull
sort of, like, a Hail Mary.

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- How are we gonna
do it with the girls?

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Like--
- Double book them?

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That's where we're at.

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- I mean, listen,
the girls left us no choice.

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<i> This is the oldest trick</i>
<i> in the book.</i>

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It's called the double book.

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- They're gonna be pissed.
- [chuckles]

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<i> - Ronnie called Angeliners.</i>

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- Ann.
<i> - Hi.</i>

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- Why don't you come to Vegas
for the weekend?

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<i> - Oh, [bleep].</i>
<i> All right, I'm down.</i>

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- Bye.
<i> - All right, bye.</i>

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- You're gonna [bleep]
lose your mind.

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<i> - And I texted</i>
<i> Deena and Jenni.</i>

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<i> The girls were so excited</i>
<i> for this vacation...</i>

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<i> as long as they didn't have</i>
<i> to see each other.</i>

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- I can't go on a vacation
with that bitch.

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[bleep] her.

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- [groans]
Oops, sorry.

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We're gonna just
see what happens.

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What could do wrong, guys?
Let's wait and see.

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- R.
- S.

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- V!
<i> - P!</i>

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all: Save the family,
COVID edition!

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- Um...

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Wait, what did I just do?
[chuckles]

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I don't want them
in this house.

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I invited everybody
to my house.

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I think I just [bleep] up.

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<i> I've seen what my roommates do</i>
<i> to shore houses.</i>

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Yo, Nikki.

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<i> Ronnie destroys</i>
<i> the bathrooms...</i>

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- The plunger's
not working right now.

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<i> - They destroy the kitchen...</i>

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[all screaming]
- Oh, my God.

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<i> - They literally</i>
<i> leave behind dead bodies.</i>

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- We've done this before.

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- I cannot have these chooches
messing up my house.

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- "How to book a whole hotel."

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- We're in the middle
of a pandemic.

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- Okay.

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<i> [tranquil music]</i>
<i> - [chuckles]</i>

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Chris, can you come here
really quick?

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<i> I'm definitely looking forward</i>

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<i> to my vacation</i>
<i> with my roomies.</i>

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[dog barks]

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No [bleep] way.

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- [laughs]
- Oh, my God.

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<i> - ♪ It's a beautiful day ♪</i>

153
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- And I cannot wait
to tell them that I'm pregnant.

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- Flower.

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- You're gonna be
a big brother!

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<i> - [hip-hop music]</i>

157
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<i> - ♪ I'ma do like that ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Y'all can catch him in the</i>
<i> corner asking who got that ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Brought the squad</i>
<i> and the crew right back ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ That's what it look like ♪</i>

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- All right, ladies.
We're going on a road trip.

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<i> - ♪ This is what I do ♪</i>

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- ♪ 99 bottles of beer
on the wall ♪

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♪ 99 bottles of beer ♪

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♪ Take one down,
pass it around ♪

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[laughs]
Aw, this is fun.

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Isn't this so much fun?

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I don't know who's coming
and who's not,

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<i> so I brought a doll of every</i>
<i> girl that may not be here.</i>

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Come on, Angelina.
You can ride in the front.

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I need one of you girls
to read the map out to me.

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Uh-oh.
<i> - After I have sex with a guy,</i>

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<i> I will rip their heads off.</i>

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- Don't worry, girl.
I got you.

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All right, girls.
We're almost there.

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Let's get it going.

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Everything is so uncertain
in the world right now,

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<i> so I rented out</i>
<i> a whole entire hotel.</i>

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I spy with my little eye
the resort.

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<i> [dramatic musical sting]</i>
<i> We're here.</i>

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<i> It's epic.</i>

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<i> It's big.</i>

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<i> And it's empty.</i>

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I think you probably
park your own car over here.

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Hello?
Hello?

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<i> Does anybody work here?</i>

187
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Uh, you girls wait here
while I check out the scene.

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Hello?
Hello?

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Safety first.

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Hello?
Hello?

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<i> Hello?</i>
<i> Checking in.</i>

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Hello?

193
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[bell dings]
Damn.

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Hello?
I'm checking in for every room.

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Maybe check-in's over there.

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Hello?
Hello?

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Now where do I get my keys?

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<i> - ♪ So is this</i>
<i> what you wanted? ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ With you on the wall,</i>
<i> show me what's up then ♪</i>

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- Oh, God!
I hit my...

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- You hit your head?

202
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- Hey!
- What the [bleep]?

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He hit his head.
Come on, let's go.

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- Welcome to Vegas!

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- Wow, is this how
we're doing it out here?

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Between prison

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and then being locked down
again with COVID...

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- Watch your head.

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- I am so ready
for this vacation.

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- Please keep six feet apart.

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- How far does Pauly live
from here?

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- Everything in Vegas
is 25 minutes.

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<i> [electronic dance music]</i>

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<i> ♪ ♪</i>

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- I rented the whole hotel!

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That room's mine, that room's
mine, that room's mine.

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That room's mine.
That room's mine.

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They're all mine.

219
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"Jersey Show Family Vacation:
COVID Edition."

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Take that, 2020!

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- Oh, what the?
<i> 2020 keeps getting weirder.</i>

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Who sent you?
And weirder.

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I have to execute the plan
known as the double book.

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- So we're not telling Deena
that Angelina's coming, right?

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- I need a shot.
I'm, like, [bleep] going crazy.

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I need three shots.
- Oh, God.

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I hope this isn't a prank.

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- All right, Mike.
You're gonna suffocate her.

229
00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:38,590
<i> - We need to get this family</i>
<i> back together.</i>

230
00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:39,825
- You all right?

231
00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,460
- We just hope it doesn't
blow up in our face.

232
00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:42,794
- I look like Frankenstein.

233
00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,399
<i> [funky music]</i>

234
00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:50,235
<i> - I am the Kim Kardashian</i>
<i> of Staten Island.</i>

235
00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:52,337
- Come on, Nicole.
Come on!

236
00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:55,073
Work smarter, not harder.

237
00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,709
Boom, the gift shop.
This isn't gonna work.

238
00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:01,313
So because I'm taking over
this entire resort,

239
00:08:01,415 --> 00:08:03,181
I have to make it
feel like home.

240
00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:04,783
This is what I'm talking about.

241
00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,585
I have to make it feel
welcoming to my roommates,

242
00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,053
so I'm taking over
this gift shop

243
00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,955
and I'm making it
guido-approved.

244
00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:11,623
Already starting
to look better.

245
00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,558
[chuckles]
♪ Spiral squad ♪

246
00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,327
Okay.
These are my top sellers.

247
00:08:15,429 --> 00:08:16,828
Oh, my God.
The speech.

248
00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,530
Oh, yeah!
Wake up, yeah!

249
00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,398
Speechgate!
Chooch!

250
00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:22,000
[chuckles]

251
00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,668
This place looks
pretty good now.

252
00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,237
Off to the room.
[chuckles]

253
00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:28,473
<i> [hip-hop music]</i>

254
00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:30,842
- So I have comfy clothes.

255
00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,777
Like, it's only two months,
but I feel like

256
00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,247
I gained so much weight already
with this pregnancy.

257
00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:37,148
Between quarantine
and us not being able

258
00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:38,850
to, like, go anywhere,

259
00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,552
it'll be nice
to get out of the house.

260
00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:43,889
I really am hoping there's
no drama on this trip.

261
00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:45,991
<i> I am just done talking</i>
<i> about the wedding.</i>

262
00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:49,127
I hope this trip
is just the new start.

263
00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,830
- Are you a little nervous
at all?

264
00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,965
- Yeah.
<i> [dramatic musical sting]</i>

265
00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,500
<i> This mama needs no stress.</i>

266
00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:56,635
If there is any drama,

267
00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:59,638
I'll be walking myself
out the door.

268
00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,172
The doctor said it's fine,

269
00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:03,108
and...yeah.

270
00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,111
<i> - ♪ I'm serious like Jordan ♪</i>

271
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:09,147
<i> - I have a nice fat ass.</i>
<i> I mean, come on.</i>

272
00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,016
- Is that right, Angelina?

273
00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:13,385
Well, I'm glad to see
things haven't changed.

274
00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:15,554
Mom?
Oh, cool.

275
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,925
<i> Oh, this is huge.</i>

276
00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,226
<i> Whoa, this is cool.</i>

277
00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:23,828
Oh, yeah, this is perfect.
Here we go.

278
00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,630
Oh, this looks like
a professional.

279
00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,767
This is how you do it
professional now, COVID style.

280
00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:31,369
First things first,
wash your hands.

281
00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,271
All I need now is my family.

282
00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:35,473
Vinny, I want you to feel
like you're at home.

283
00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,175
I know how much
you missed your mom.

284
00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,777
And your bread.
All right.

285
00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,078
Let's hit the pool.

286
00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:43,081
<i> [funky music]</i>

287
00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,382
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

288
00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,383
- Ah.

289
00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:48,153
<i> [line trilling]</i>

290
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,721
Yo, it's so hot out.

291
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:53,525
<i> [cabaret music]</i>

292
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,327
- I love vacations
this time of year.

293
00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:56,628
<i> [music stops]</i>

294
00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:59,130
- Pauly.
- It's a COVID vacation.

295
00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,466
Open the door, bitch.

296
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,335
<i> all: Pauly.</i>

297
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,869
<i> - Oh, I thought you guys</i>
<i> were criminals</i>

298
00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,471
<i> breaking in my house.</i>

299
00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:09,541
- Actually, they are criminals.
[laughter]

300
00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,076
- Oh, [bleep].
Too soon.

301
00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,144
<i> What are you guys doing</i>
<i> at my house?</i>

302
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,546
- You told us to come here,
you idiot.

303
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:17,616
- No, you think I want
you knuckleheads in my house?

304
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:18,850
- What the [bleep]?

305
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,186
- I rented an entire resort
in Las Vegas.

306
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,921
- What?
Are you serious?

307
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,289
- Wow.
- We're at your house.

308
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,924
- Let me send you guys
the address right now.

309
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,325
Hurry up, though.
I'm in the pool.

310
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,194
- Oh, let's make it happen.
- Let's try this again.

311
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,228
All right.

312
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,498
<i> - ♪ Everybody wants to be ♪</i>

313
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,799
<i> ♪ 21 ♪</i>

314
00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,534
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

315
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:39,638
<i> ♪ Young wish they were old ♪</i>

316
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,607
<i> ♪ And the old wish</i>
<i> they were young ♪</i>

317
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:43,942
- I don't wanna talk about it.

318
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,444
<i> So we're a few days out</i>
<i> from flying,</i>

319
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:50,882
and I chose to get
a simple TMJ surgery.

320
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,318
<i> I know it's cutting it close</i>
<i> to the vacation,</i>

321
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,686
<i> but they said that</i>
<i> I have three days,</i>

322
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:55,987
<i> I'll be good to go.</i>

323
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,390
<i> But because it's, like,</i>
<i> the theme of 2020,</i>

324
00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:00,325
I got a blood clot

325
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,727
and now I look like Shrek.

326
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,630
<i> - ♪ It seems like</i>
<i> everybody wants to be 21 ♪</i>

327
00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:07,899
<i> [line trilling]</i>
- I look like Frankenstein.

328
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,636
<i> - Hey.</i>
- Hey, girl.

329
00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,171
<i> - What is on your head?</i>

330
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,774
You look like
you got, like, um...

331
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,742
- Like, beat up?

332
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,411
<i> Yeah, I know.</i>
<i> - [laughs]</i>

333
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:21,946
- Yeah, and not in
the good plastic surgery way.

334
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,249
Like, this is, like, TMJ,

335
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,751
trying to make my clenched jaw
better way.

336
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,120
<i> - Like, how do you feel?</i>
- Like grandma.

337
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,623
Like, that fell down
a flight of stairs.

338
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,259
<i> - Are you in pain?</i>
- Yeah.

339
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:38,396
My face hurts as much as it,
like, actually looks, so...

340
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,131
- Are you gonna be able
to come?

341
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,766
- No.

342
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,334
- You're not gonna come?

343
00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:46,371
Look at my face.
<i> [dramatic musical sting]</i>

344
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,540
- No.
<i> This is weird.</i>

345
00:11:48,642 --> 00:11:50,675
<i> Like, do I even wanna go</i>
<i> with just the boys?</i>

346
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,110
I don't wanna be alone
with the boys.

347
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,578
<i> [dramatic musical sting]</i>

348
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,080
I know, but I get,
like, you can't come.

349
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,082
Like, I get it, but I'm sad.

350
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,050
- [chuckles]

351
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,052
<i> [electronic dance music]</i>

352
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,421
- Dude, this is wild.
- There's no humans.

353
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:06,024
Hello?
- Pauly?

354
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,093
- I gotta get ready
for my fellas.

355
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,494
I gotta get these girls ready.

356
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,596
Come on.
Your hair is messed up.

357
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:13,164
<i> - Oh, please.</i>
- Beautiful.

358
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,899
- Are there workers, or--
I don't understand.

359
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,034
- Hello?

360
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,635
- Sam, how'd your face
get so dirty?

361
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,337
Oh.
<i> - Stop!</i>

362
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,673
<i> [line trilling]</i>
- Yo, yo.

363
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,141
<i> - Bro, are we at</i>
<i> the right spot?</i>

364
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,342
- Where are you?

365
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,910
- You went to the address
I sent you, right?

366
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,278
- Yeah, but there's
no humans here.

367
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,447
<i> - We are right in the middle</i>
<i> of a pandemic.</i>

368
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,182
- All right, what's
your [bleep] point?

369
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:32,784
- [laughs]

370
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:35,520
Room number's 2520.

371
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,490
On your mark, get set, go.

372
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:39,691
<i> [electronic dance music]</i>

373
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,159
- I'm in a zombie movie.

374
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,560
What the [bleep]
are we gonna do here?

375
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:43,828
- The more hairspray,
the better.

376
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,663
I know that.
<i> - It's hot.</i>

377
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:46,898
- We can't find Pauly.
- Hello?

378
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,600
- He's not gonna be
in the drawer.

379
00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:49,968
I know, but...

380
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,536
- Oh, yeah.
You look gorgeous.

381
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,006
- I feel like you're judging.
<i> - No, who the [bleep] are you?</i>

382
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,007
- Oh, my God.
- Chooch!

383
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,242
- Chooch.
- Chooch!

384
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,844
[laughs]
[bleep] chooch.

385
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,746
- We'll be at the T-shirt shop.
Are we working here?

386
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,314
Are these our jobs?
- "Wake up, yeah."

387
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,316
- These are our jobs.
- Stop it.

388
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,318
- It's been 37 minutes.

389
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,888
- Pauly!
- Come on.

390
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,190
- Ooh, it's getting fancy now.

391
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,092
- Come on!
- It smells like hairspray.

392
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,327
all: Aye!
- What are you doing?

393
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,530
Yo.
- What's up, Pauly?

394
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:19,931
- What's up, man?
- What up, bro?

395
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,667
<i> After 45 minutes</i>
<i> of looking for Pauly,</i>

396
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,202
we finally find him.

397
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,870
<i> Same old Pauly.</i>
<i> A little different.</i>

398
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,307
Yo, what is this?
- You got a new look, bro.

399
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,776
- Yo, I gotta go do
some pushups in the corner.

400
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,144
- Bro, where are
the [bleep] people?

401
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,512
What's going on?

402
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,581
- Oh, so about that--
- Tell us here everybody at.

403
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:37,949
- Yo, what is that?
What is that?

404
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,384
<i> - Oh, see, about that...</i>

405
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,619
- No, you didn't.
- No, you didn't, bro.

406
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,021
Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

407
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,223
- It's guys' weekend, and
I didn't want the girl drama,

408
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,392
but I wanted them here, so
they're here, there's no drama.

409
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,627
- Is that the Sammi doll?
<i> - Ron, stop!</i>

410
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,130
- Oh, my God!
<i> - Where's the bitch?</i>

411
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,999
<i> - You wanna talk about why me?</i>
<i> - It's not all about you, Ron!</i>

412
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,434
- Oh, my God.

413
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:57,902
<i> - Come on, Vin.</i>
<i> You literally love me.</i>

414
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,304
<i> - Why me?</i>

415
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,972
<i> - I will cut your hair</i>
<i> while you're sleeping.</i>

416
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,507
<i> - Love you.</i>
<i> Bye.</i>

417
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,442
<i> - Boys' weekend.</i>
<i> COVID edition.</i>

418
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,415
<i> - ♪ Give it all you got,</i>
<i> you gon' get it ♪</i>

419
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,916
<i> ♪ Don't look back ♪</i>
- Yo, boys' weekend's

420
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,718
gonna be over by the time
he's gonna get dressed.

421
00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:15,587
- All right, boys, we ready?
- Yeah, let's do this.

422
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:16,988
I'm starving.
- Let's go.

423
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,823
<i> - ♪ You gon' get it ♪</i>

424
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,158
- Pauly, what's there
to eat here?

425
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,759
- No one eats here.
Seat yourself.

426
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,895
- I don't know if we're gonna
be able to get a reservation.

427
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,330
- Do you think
there's any open tables?

428
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,331
- Wow.
- I'm hungry.

429
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,665
Let's eat.
- It's happening.

430
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,367
- There's a gym here too.
I gotta check it out.

431
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,236
- Yo, everybody's
in [bleep] great shape.

432
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,471
Pauly looks like an ox.
Ronnie looks awesome.

433
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,708
And...
[laughter]

434
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,309
- Bro, are you...

435
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,212
- Oh!
both: Oh!

436
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,548
- Ab check.
- What's up, what's up?

437
00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:46,651
- Vinny, anybody could have abs
if you weighed 120 pounds

438
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,386
<i> and they could see</i>
<i> right through you.</i>

439
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,154
- Are we gonna do an ab off
on the day one?

440
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,757
- Oh, my God!
- Gonna do a first day ab off?

441
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:55,493
What type of saltiness is this?
- The bitterness.

442
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,395
- Oh, my God.
We got a waiter.

443
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,364
- Oh, what the [bleep]?

444
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,299
- Is that a bee keeper?
- E.T.?

445
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:04,068
What the [bleep] is this?
- What is that [bleep]?

446
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,604
That's the [bleep]
weirdest thing I've ever seen.

447
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:07,672
- Who sent you?

448
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,040
- I told you guys
it'll be safe.

449
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,543
- Good evening.
- Are you a robot?

450
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,313
- Wow.

451
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:18,883
I mean, 2020 keeps getting
weirder and weirder.

452
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,385
- That is a hazmat suit
right there.

453
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,519
- Wow.

454
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,554
Orange we glad we came?

455
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:24,789
I mean...

456
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,659
Yes, yes.

457
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,261
Let's get two charcuterie
plates for the table.

458
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,863
- Hold the COVID.
- Yes.

459
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,465
Let's get the chicken
saltimbocca, family style.

460
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,167
- Hold the COVID.

461
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:39,370
- Also, let's get two
margarita pizzas for the table.

462
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,405
- Hold the COVID.

463
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,640
- Also, the chicken marsala

464
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,510
over the chef's pasta,
family style.

465
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,045
For the table.

466
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,546
- With a side
of social distancing.

467
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,482
- And I'm gonna do a side
of crab legs for myself.

468
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,384
- Oh, that's just
the appetizers, right?

469
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,452
- Yeah, just for Mike.

470
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,120
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

471
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,689
<i> - It's so weird eating</i>
<i> at this restaurant</i>

472
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,624
with no one here,
but I'm so excited

473
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:01,492
to have a boys' weekend
before the girls get here.

474
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,261
- Oh, we got fruit.
- We got the charcuteries.

475
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,263
- It's like take the calm
before the storm.

476
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,898
- I'm glad that Ronnie
has finally showed up

477
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,066
after about five, six years.

478
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,901
- Oh, damn.

479
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,703
- Where were you
the last two years?

480
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,604
- Hey!
- Damn!

481
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,373
Damn!
- [chuckles]

482
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:18,009
- Damn!
- You're disturbing the guests.

483
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,513
- Oh, oh, good.
- Ronnie and Mike are fighting.

484
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,482
It's officially starting.
Vacation's starting.

485
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,217
- I thought we were having
chicken for dinner.

486
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,986
It was roast.
- Beef.

487
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:28,987
- Short rib.

488
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,355
- Oh, he just
called Ronnie short.

489
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,358
- Oh, [bleep]!
[laughter]

490
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,626
<i> - Yo, Ron is thriving</i>
<i> in quarantine.</i>

491
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,862
He moved,
he got his daughter back.

492
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:39,831
I see you co-parenting, right?
- Yes.

493
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,666
- So is that working out,
or what?

494
00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:43,868
- [whines]
It depends on the day.

495
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,103
- Mm-hmm.
- You know?

496
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,838
And I thought I had
to be with her mother

497
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,639
to have a relationship
with my daughter.

498
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,209
Then, I realized that I don't
have to be with her mother.

499
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,477
- Yeah, you don't have to be.

500
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,312
But your heart was
in the right place, like--

501
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,047
- Yeah, his heart is always
in the right place.

502
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,315
That's the thing.

503
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,950
- And I actually have
a better relationship

504
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,918
with my daughter now
than I have ever had.

505
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,420
- We all can tell
you're so much happier.

506
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,654
- [coughs]
Sorry.

507
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,156
I just coughed
in the microphone.

508
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,325
- Oh, my God.
Ronnie just hit me in the face.

509
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,860
- Ronnie just coughed
all over the table.

510
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,195
- Ronnie, yo, Ronnie
just gave me the COVID, son.

511
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,698
What the [bleep]?
<i> - Hold the COVID.</i>

512
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,200
<i> - ♪ Get up, up, up, up,</i>
<i> up, up, up ♪</i>

513
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,202
<i> [line trilling]</i>
- Hello?

514
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:21,672
<i> - Hey, so Jenni</i>
<i> just got surgery,</i>

515
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,442
<i> and I guess she won't be able</i>
<i> to come with me to Vegas.</i>

516
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,878
<i> I really don't wanna go</i>
<i> by myself with the boys,</i>

517
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,446
<i> so I was thinking</i>

518
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,548
<i> maybe we can,</i>
<i> like, surprise Mike</i>

519
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,950
<i> and you come with me instead.</i>

520
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,753
- Oh, my God.
I love that.

521
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,055
<i> - We're gonna have</i>
<i> so much fun.</i>

522
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,589
<i> Start packing, girlfriend.</i>
- All right.

523
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:39,891
Yay, I'm excited.

524
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,859
- Oh, my goodness.
I almost popped an ab.

525
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,928
[notification chimes]
- You can pop those?

526
00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:45,797
- It's called, like,
an ab cramp if you're flexing

527
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,532
for too long and you get,
like, a little cramp.

528
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,633
- [chuckles]

529
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,168
- Was that the missus
you're speaking to?

530
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,437
- Mm-hmm.
- Tell her I said, "What's up?"

531
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,672
- It's probably nice to have
someone to come home to, right?

532
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,141
- Oh, it is, it is.
- You seem like a happy man.

533
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,409
- I am, I am.
- Taken Pauly.

534
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,411
- For me, it couldn't happen
at a better time because

535
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,746
tour got taken away from me.

536
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:05,049
Tour, I had planned, but now
Nikki came into my life.

537
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,552
- But it's like
one door closed,

538
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,087
but another one opened.

539
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,855
- And I'ma tell you
one other thing too is

540
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,091
this time together,
we got stronger

541
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:14,792
and actually made it
a real thing.

542
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:15,960
How crazy is that?
- Yeah.

543
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:17,228
- 2020, what a year.

544
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:20,898
- But it's good
to finally have that bond.

545
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,067
- Well, it was the only thing
literally that I was missing.

546
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,368
I had everything else.

547
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,003
All I needed is
that person to share it with.

548
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,305
I have somebody
to watch shows with

549
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,273
instead of texting you guys
about it.

550
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,242
- So Vin, do you think
you're ever gonna get

551
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,577
kind of where Pauly's at?

552
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,445
- The problem is,
I set the bar so high for him.

553
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,114
He's not gonna find somebody
better than me.

554
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:39,984
[laughter]

555
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,719
I can't take these guys
nowhere.

556
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,421
- Oh, my God.

557
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,655
Wow, how did we get here,
fellas?

558
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,657
Look around.
- Well, this is a weird year.

559
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,392
But I'm glad we still
made a vacation happen.

560
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,894
- Yeah, I'm happy
to be with you guys.

561
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,395
- Have you been seeing your
family and everything, though?

562
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,898
- Not really, bro.
- That's what's tough.

563
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,300
- Like, you kind of get used
to it, but it's been too long.

564
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,302
- And how's it been for you?
- It's been good.

565
00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,704
Yeah, we stay busy.

566
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,273
We're also, you know,
continuing to try

567
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,108
to start the family, and--

568
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,811
- Baby making appointments.
- Baby making appointments.

569
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,846
It's definitely been
a tough journey, you know?

570
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,115
I mean, I was in prison
for almost a year,

571
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,985
showed everyone the comeback
was greater than the setback,

572
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,587
and then, next thing you know,
all in the same breath,

573
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,157
like, me and my wife,
like, took a setback.

574
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:20,391
We got pregnant.

575
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,326
- We got pregnant
the night he got home.

576
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,662
It was six and half,
seven weeks, and I miscarried.

577
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,097
<i> [solemn music]</i>

578
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,533
- Obviously, going
through that, it wasn't easy,

579
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,867
but at the end of the day,
like,

580
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,469
we just picked each other up

581
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,337
and just kept on moving forward
little by little.

582
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,505
- It's actually been shown

583
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,741
that every day is better
than every other day.

584
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:37,775
- Really?
- Yeah.

585
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,076
- After the gym,
or before the gym?

586
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,212
- I think that's okay.
Either way's fine.

587
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,281
- I'm very hopeful that
it's gonna happen soon.

588
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,282
- Nice.
- Yeah.

589
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,383
- We really needed this.

590
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,251
I mean, the world
is a very isolated,

591
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,886
crazy place right now,

592
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,889
<i> and we need our friends</i>
<i> and family more than ever.</i>

593
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,758
It's good to be back together.

594
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,092
I have a feeling that [bleep]

595
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,061
is gonna get
a little crazier here.

596
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,696
- Salud.
- Guys' night.

597
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,798
- Guys' weekend!
- Yeah, we're back drinking!

598
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,300
Mike, my cup
just touched yours.

599
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,735
- It is so awesome
for the boys to have a weekend

600
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:05,937
<i> before the girls get here</i>

601
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,538
<i> because once the girls</i>
<i> shows up,</i>

602
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,440
who knows what's gonna happen?

603
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,509
- When do you ever have
a whole hotel to yourself

604
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,010
where nobody complain
about anything?

605
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,412
Let's [bleep] this place up!

606
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,681
- I feel that
the mediation here

607
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,716
is gonna have
to have an explanation

608
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,085
<i> for this particular situation</i>
<i> that we're planning right now,</i>

609
00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:22,954
<i> but the girls left us</i>
<i> no choice.</i>

610
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,823
- See you!
Wouldn't wanna be you!

611
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,125
<i> - I have to go where</i>
<i> no man has gone before</i>

612
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,561
and execute the plan
known as the double book.

613
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,330
<i> This is, like, our last shot.</i>

614
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,831
- Oh, we're going backwards!

615
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,166
Whoa!
Wait--

616
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,235
[laughter]

617
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,936
<i> - ♪ Do it like me, nah ♪</i>

618
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:44,408
<i> [exciting music]</i>

619
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,409
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

620
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,978
<i> - Bro, I got a whole hotel.</i>

621
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,279
<i> I can scream</i>
<i> as loud as I want.</i>

622
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,114
<i> Yeah, buddy!</i>

623
00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:52,250
<i> I own this room, I own</i>
<i> this room, I own this room,</i>

624
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,018
<i> I own this room, I own</i>
<i> this room, I own this room.</i>

625
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,319
<i> - Yo, we got a lot of rooms.</i>

626
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,887
<i> - Ooh, look at this.</i>

627
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,889
<i> - You think they worked</i>
<i> their problems out yet, or no?</i>

628
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,391
<i> - I'm not a [bleep]</i>
<i> mean girl, Angelina!</i>

629
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,926
<i> - No, I think they're</i>
<i> still working on it.</i>

630
00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:03,728
<i> - They won't even look</i>
<i> at each other or nothing.</i>

631
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,863
- [sighs]
- I just wanna say.

632
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,865
I did
some legendary [bleep] tonight.

633
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:11,302
I had, like, an ab off
with The Situation.

634
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,403
- Oh!

635
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:13,938
<i> [dramatic musical sting]</i>
- Wow.

636
00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:15,139
- Bro, are you...

637
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,440
- Oh.
both: Oh!

638
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,242
- What's up?
What's up?

639
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:19,944
- Ab check.
- Why are you coming at me?

640
00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:22,413
- That's like getting
in Floyd Mayweather's face.

641
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,215
- Yeah, undefeated.
- Yeah, you looked awesome.

642
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,716
- Killing him
with the kindness.

643
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,385
- But we're just not
in the same weight class.

644
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,186
- Oh.
- Wow.

645
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:30,521
- I'll tell you one thing--

646
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,923
those nipples are another
weight class of their own.

647
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,760
- How come your nipples
are cockeyed?

648
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,695
They go like this.

649
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,732
- What are you talking about
goes this way?

650
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,869
I really don't know why
my nipples are on his mind,

651
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,203
to be honest with you.

652
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:49,440
I mean, are they
on your mind right now?

653
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,776
It's fine.
[laughter]

654
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,744
All right, good night, guys.
- All right.

655
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,246
- Good night, guys.
- Good night, Jenni.

656
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,914
See you in the morning.
- Good night, Snooki.

657
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,083
- Uh, are we
sharing a bathroom?

658
00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:02,620
- Oh, damn.

659
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,455
<i> [upbeat music]</i>

660
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:07,558
<i> - ♪ Can I take you there? ♪</i>

661
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,427
<i> ♪ 'Cause I wanna be with you ♪</i>

662
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:10,928
- Hi.
- Hi.

663
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,430
How are you?
- I'm good.

664
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:13,998
- Hug.
Good to see you.

665
00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:16,000
- So are you ready?
- I am ready.

666
00:22:16,069 --> 00:22:17,835
- I'm so glad that
you're coming with me.

667
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,370
<i> This is the first time</i>
<i> Lauren's, like,</i>

668
00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,772
truly a part
of this family vacation

669
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,240
<i> and I love it.</i>

670
00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:25,042
<i> Lauren is definitely</i>
<i> the opposite of Angelina.</i>

671
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,344
<i> When Angelina comes in,</i>

672
00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:28,512
she comes in always wanting
to fight somebody.

673
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:31,582
- Oh, yeah, you think
I'm a dirty, little hamster?

674
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,017
We have things that
we have to sort out.

675
00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:34,819
all: Oh!

676
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,954
- Hey, that's assault.
I just got assaulted.

677
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,357
Just--all right.
all: Oh!

678
00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:40,725
- Déjà vu, [bleep].

679
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:41,859
<i> - It's just such a difference,</i>

680
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:44,028
and it's just so nice.

681
00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:45,429
It really is.

682
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:48,065
- So how is CJ?
- He's good.

683
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,468
- Yeah.
- He's like a little ham.

684
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,670
- Are you guys thinking
about having a second?

685
00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:55,606
<i> [dramatic musical sting]</i>
- Yes.

686
00:22:57,343 --> 00:22:59,443
I love babies.
- [laughs]

687
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:01,345
- [forced laughter]

688
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:03,280
<i> [dramatic musical sting]</i>

689
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:06,617
<i> [mischievous music]</i>

690
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:07,885
<i> [dramatic musical sting]</i>

691
00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:09,787
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

692
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:12,223
I wanna tell Lauren so bad,

693
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,258
<i> but I wanna tell everyone</i>
<i> in person,</i>

694
00:23:14,327 --> 00:23:16,594
so I have to just wait.

695
00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:18,396
And what about you guys?
How's it going?

696
00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:19,997
- We're still trying.
- Good.

697
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,932
- Like, we did every test
under the sun

698
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,402
and, like, genetic stuff just
to, like, be prepared.

699
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:25,836
And everything was good, so--
- Good.

700
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,071
That's great.
- Yeah.

701
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:29,273
- I know Lauren's
gonna be happy for me.

702
00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:31,008
I just hope that
it doesn't, like,

703
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,610
upset them or anything.

704
00:23:32,678 --> 00:23:34,111
- I think it'll be a good trip.
- Yeah.

705
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,413
I think it's gonna be
a lot of fun.

706
00:23:35,481 --> 00:23:37,515
- It'll be fun.
- Positive vibes everywhere.

707
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,417
- Fun family trip.
- Yes.

708
00:23:39,485 --> 00:23:42,586
<i> - All right.</i>
<i> - ♪ Here comes the morning ♪</i>

709
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,522
<i> - ♪ Yes, it does, yes, it</i>
<i> does, yes, it does ♪</i>

710
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:47,391
<i> - ♪ Gonna take my time</i>
<i> and claim what's mine again ♪</i>

711
00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:49,927
<i> - ♪ Just taking my time ♪</i>
- [yawns]

712
00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:51,128
- How did you sleep?

713
00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:52,663
- I always sleep good
next to you, babe.

714
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:53,864
- Yeah, I wasn't even sleeping.

715
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,166
I just stared at you
the whole time.

716
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:57,168
- Aw, that's nice.
[notification chimes]

717
00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:02,273
- What the [bleep]?

718
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:03,541
- Oh, damn.

719
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,609
- What, did she have
a C-section on her face?

720
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:10,181
- It seems like JWOWW has
gone in for tooth surgeries

721
00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:11,949
and got a whole new face.

722
00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:14,385
<i> [dramatic musical sting]</i>
<i> - Holy [bleep].</i>

723
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:15,820
- What the hell happened
to her face?

724
00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,254
- Oh, my God.

725
00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:18,789
I don't know if that's
gonna heal in time.

726
00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:19,957
- Yeah.

727
00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:22,893
<i> - Jenni's chin</i>
<i> is oozing blood</i>

728
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,562
<i> like a volcano.</i>

729
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:27,364
It's like
Dr. Pimple Popper [bleep].

730
00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:29,133
- Yo, you guys got that?

731
00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:30,701
- What the hell happened
to her face?

732
00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,036
- Why don't you
give her a call, Ron?

733
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,604
<i> [line trilling]</i>

734
00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:36,273
- JWOWW, what's up?
It's DJ Pauly D.

735
00:24:36,342 --> 00:24:38,008
- Yo, I saw your face.
What the [bleep]?

736
00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:39,610
Call us back.
- Yeah, hurry up.

737
00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:41,846
- This girl is really
going out of her way

738
00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:43,180
to avoid Angelina.

739
00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:44,815
- She don't want Angelina
to recognize her,

740
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,517
so she got a new face.

741
00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:48,352
- No.
- Oh, my God.

742
00:24:48,421 --> 00:24:49,787
- Does this mean
she's not coming?

743
00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:51,322
- Oh, no, she may definitely
not come now.

744
00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:53,057
After Deena finds out
that Jenni's not going,

745
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,358
then Deena may not come.

746
00:24:54,427 --> 00:24:55,593
- Oh, I didn't even
think of that.

747
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:56,861
- Call Deener.
- Call Deena?

748
00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,063
[bleep], I hope
she's still coming.

749
00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:01,031
Come on, Deeners.

750
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,437
<i> - Please leave a message</i>
<i> after the tone.</i>

751
00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,172
- Oh, damn.
Deener ain't around?

752
00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:10,040
- What just happened
to this vacation?

753
00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:11,375
This is actually insane
right now.

754
00:25:11,444 --> 00:25:13,444
<i> Jenni's surgery</i>
<i> is messing up everything.</i>

755
00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:14,578
Damn, what do we do now?

756
00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:16,213
Our plans to get the girls here

757
00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:18,182
is about to backfire.

758
00:25:18,251 --> 00:25:20,251
- Actually, first,
we gotta do one thing.

759
00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:23,420
- Who got the dolls?
Here we go.

760
00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:24,889
- Oh, first aid.

761
00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:26,123
- See if you wanna
tape that up.

762
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:27,758
- Mike, watch her chin, bro.
- I got the chin.

763
00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,493
- Yeah, but don't grab it.
She just got it done.

764
00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:31,595
- Wow, that's accurate.
- It looks so good.

765
00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,531
- All right, Mike.
You're gonna suffocate her.

766
00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:36,901
- Oh--oh, [bleep].
Yo, watch her face.

767
00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:38,335
Jenni, you okay?
- You all right?

768
00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:39,470
- "Mm-hmm."

769
00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:41,105
- Damn, Jenni, you got cankles.

770
00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:43,541
- Now that Jenni
has had another surgery,

771
00:25:43,609 --> 00:25:46,343
<i> she pretty much looks</i>
<i> exactly like the doll Jenni.</i>

772
00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:48,312
<i> They both have the same look</i>
<i> on their face,</i>

773
00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,847
<i> the same amount of emotion.</i>

774
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,482
I can't tell them apart.
- Yo, I got the chin.

775
00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:53,250
- Yeah, but don't grab it.
She just got it done.

776
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:56,253
- Yo, Jenni's new
favorite movie is "Jaws."

777
00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:58,589
- Her new favorite movie
is "Face/Off."

778
00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:00,391
[laughter]

779
00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:02,092
- TMJ problems!

780
00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:03,494
- Well, we gave Jenni
what she wanted.

781
00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:05,596
She didn't wanna be
in the same room with Angelina.

782
00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:08,832
<i> - ♪ Yo, let's go ♪</i>

783
00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:15,272
<i> - ♪ I'm a psycho,</i>
<i> I do what I like ♪</i>

784
00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:17,007
<i> ♪ Yo, I got one loose screw ♪</i>

785
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:19,310
<i> ♪ Better watch your back ♪</i>

786
00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:21,712
- Deena, how's CJ?

787
00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:24,248
I know he's getting big, huh?
<i> - It's not all about you, Ron!</i>

788
00:26:24,317 --> 00:26:26,650
- Sick.
Hey, Nicole, how are you?

789
00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:28,352
<i> - I need a drink!</i>
- I thought you quit.

790
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:30,020
Nice of you, Nicole,
to be together finally.

791
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,088
<i> - Ron, stop!</i>

792
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,756
- Ang, your nipple's
hanging out.

793
00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:34,091
<i> - I'm trying to be classy</i>
<i> right now.</i>

794
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,093
- All right, girls.
See you later.

795
00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:38,028
We'll catch up more.

796
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:40,331
- Let's go to the gym.
- Yeah, let's go to the gym.

797
00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:41,932
Vinny's gonna work out
for the first time.

798
00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:43,567
- Oh.
[chuckles]

799
00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:45,502
- Maybe you guys can teach me
how to lift weights.

800
00:26:45,571 --> 00:26:46,870
- You could teach us
how to do cardio.

801
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,206
- Yeah.
<i> - ♪ Bring the pain ♪</i>

802
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,608
<i> ♪ Bring the pain now ♪</i>
<i> [music stops]</i>

803
00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:54,979
<i> ♪ Bring the pain,</i>
<i> bring the pain now ♪</i>

804
00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:56,447
- Vinny, where's your leggings?

805
00:26:56,515 --> 00:26:57,948
<i> - ♪ I'm about</i>
<i> to bring the pain ♪</i>

806
00:26:58,017 --> 00:27:01,151
- What's up, pussies?
- "What's up, pussies?"

807
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,153
Oh, you're all amped up
with your jump rope.

808
00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:04,722
<i> [funky music]</i>

809
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,590
<i> - ♪ Working like it's</i>
<i> nine-to-five for too long ♪</i>

810
00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:09,259
<i> ♪ Wanna get away,</i>
<i> wanna grab a breeze ♪</i>

811
00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:11,128
<i> ♪ Go on an escapade ♪</i>

812
00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:13,731
- I haven't been out here
in, like, a year.

813
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:14,798
It'll be fun.

814
00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:16,333
- No, yeah.
It's gonna be a lot of fun.

815
00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:18,335
<i> I'm just so excited</i>

816
00:27:18,404 --> 00:27:20,337
to get this little vacation
started.

817
00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:22,039
<i> You know, hang out</i>
<i> with my family</i>

818
00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:23,307
and just enjoy myself.

819
00:27:23,376 --> 00:27:25,242
Do you think Mike's gonna
be surprised you're here?

820
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:26,343
- Yes, he has no idea.

821
00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:28,379
[phone chimes]

822
00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:29,947
- Deena's calling me.

823
00:27:30,016 --> 00:27:31,582
<i> - Hey!</i>
- What's up?

824
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,517
We're in the gym.
- What's up, Deeners?

825
00:27:33,586 --> 00:27:35,486
<i> - Hey, I just landed.</i>

826
00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:38,188
- Landed?
- Yeah.

827
00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:39,356
<i> [tense music]</i>

828
00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:41,258
<i> - We are so confused</i>
<i> right now.</i>

829
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:43,894
Deena's here two days early.

830
00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:46,296
- You joking with us?
- You're in Las Vegas?

831
00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:48,999
- Let me see a palm tree.
- [chuckles]

832
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:50,501
- I'm passing mountains.

833
00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:52,369
- Oh, [bleep].
- [bleep] damn.

834
00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:54,438
- Yeah, we didn't think
you were serious.

835
00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:56,774
- I told you I was here.

836
00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:58,108
- Mike, what day
did you tell them?

837
00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,843
- You told them Sunday, right?

838
00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:00,944
<i> [music stops]</i>

839
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,479
- Oh, [bleep].

840
00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:05,416
I'm gonna text Deener and Jenni
because they trust me.

841
00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:08,218
I thought I told them Friday.
- [bleep] Mike.

842
00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:10,354
I'm like, "I knew we should've
had Lauren send the text.

843
00:28:10,423 --> 00:28:12,356
You can't do anything
by yourself."

844
00:28:12,425 --> 00:28:13,991
- What do we do?
- I don't know.

845
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:16,627
- Jenni unfortunately
isn't coming,

846
00:28:16,696 --> 00:28:20,264
um, but I have
a little surprise for you.

847
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:21,465
<i> [tense music]</i>

848
00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:22,466
<i> - What?</i>

849
00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:25,469
No way!
Oh, my God!

850
00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:27,738
- What the?
- I'm in Vegas.

851
00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:29,073
- They brought my honeys.

852
00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:31,442
- So Pauly,
send us your address.

853
00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:33,577
- It's not Pauly's house,
though.

854
00:28:33,646 --> 00:28:36,113
- Oh, God, I hope
this isn't a prank.

855
00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:39,016
- Oh, yeah, you're breaking up.
Just go to this house.

856
00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:40,384
- I'm gonna give you
the address.

857
00:28:40,453 --> 00:28:42,519
- Are you guys
screwing with me?

858
00:28:42,588 --> 00:28:44,221
- I can't hear you anymore.
What?

859
00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:45,723
<i> Oh, oh.</i>
<i> Sorry.</i>

860
00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:47,958
[overlapping chatter]
- Bye.

861
00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:51,562
- Oh.
- What happened there?

862
00:28:51,630 --> 00:28:53,063
- Are they pranking us?

863
00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:55,532
- Where are we going?

864
00:28:56,602 --> 00:28:58,135
<i> - ♪ Tryna reach</i>
<i> another level ♪</i>

865
00:28:58,204 --> 00:28:59,703
<i> ♪ I'm not done yet ♪</i>
- Whoo.

866
00:28:59,772 --> 00:29:01,972
- Let's go get something to eat
before these girls come over.

867
00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:04,308
- Yeah, we gotta fuel up.
I feel like I'm in the Titanic.

868
00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:05,676
Wow.

869
00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:07,745
- It seems like we got
the good table today, boys.

870
00:29:07,813 --> 00:29:10,047
It's actually very peaceful out
here with you fellas, right?

871
00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,715
- Yeah, this is the calm
before the storm.

872
00:29:11,784 --> 00:29:14,017
- Deena and Lauren are
gonna be here any minute.

873
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:17,087
Angelina's gonna be here
in a couple days.

874
00:29:17,156 --> 00:29:19,123
- Well, hold on 'cause you guys
[bleep] the days all up.

875
00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:21,158
When is she really coming?
- I told her Sunday.

876
00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:22,760
'Cause you said Sunday.
- You said Sunday?

877
00:29:22,828 --> 00:29:25,329
- So we're not telling Deena
that Angelina's coming, right?

878
00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:27,064
- I wouldn't say anything
to her right now.

879
00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:28,232
She just got here.

880
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:29,566
<i> - Angelina coming</i>
<i> needs to happen.</i>

881
00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:31,235
<i> We need to get this family</i>
<i> back together.</i>

882
00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:33,137
I just hope it doesn't blow up
in our faces.

883
00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:35,339
- If they bump into each other,
that's--

884
00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:36,840
- That's their problem.
- Yeah.

885
00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:39,209
<i> [dramatic musical sting]</i>

886
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,845
<i> - ♪ What, what, what ♪</i>

887
00:29:41,914 --> 00:29:44,548
<i> ♪ What, what, what, hey ♪</i>

888
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,116
- oh, babe.

889
00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:48,652
- We're never gonna get out of
here unless we start cleaning.

890
00:29:48,721 --> 00:29:50,788
- We have to get all the stuff,
put it in bins,

891
00:29:50,856 --> 00:29:51,789
throw it in storage.

892
00:29:51,857 --> 00:29:53,157
Then, we can list the house.

893
00:29:53,225 --> 00:29:55,259
- And then,
what if we buy a house,

894
00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:57,494
but then we didn't
sell our house?

895
00:29:57,563 --> 00:29:59,396
- I don't know.
You're thinking too far ahead.

896
00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:01,131
People do it all the time.
You think we're the only people

897
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,900
in the world that are moving
from one house to another?

898
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,334
<i> - This coronavirus [bleep],</i>

899
00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:06,170
<i> it's [bleep] up</i>
<i> everybody's lives,</i>

900
00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:08,005
and I've been, like, locked up
in my house for so long.

901
00:30:08,073 --> 00:30:10,440
[bleep] get me out of here.
I need a vacation

902
00:30:10,509 --> 00:30:12,276
with, like, a piña colada
in my hand at this point

903
00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:13,944
'cause I'm, like,
[bleep] going crazy.

904
00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:15,512
I need alcohol.
I need a shot.

905
00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:17,247
I need three shots.
I need four shots.

906
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,483
I need more than that actually.

907
00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:21,752
- I hope this is not a prank.

908
00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:24,822
- Yeah, where are we going?
- I have no idea.

909
00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:25,889
I'm the one that always gets

910
00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:28,792
freaking the pranks
put on them.

911
00:30:28,861 --> 00:30:30,928
<i> - I kind of feel bad</i>
<i> because I know</i>

912
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,163
<i> that Angelina is coming.</i>

913
00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:34,498
I did not think
it was a good plan

914
00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:36,433
when it was happening
in my house,

915
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:38,569
<i> and the last thing I thought</i>

916
00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:40,771
was that I was gonna be
stuck in the middle of it.

917
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,407
<i> I'm thinking I need</i>
<i> to just break the news</i>

918
00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:45,509
and then they're gonna have
to clean up the mess.

919
00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:47,578
- I hope it's,
like, a nice vacation.

920
00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,079
- If she just walked in
and you tell her

921
00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:51,348
her archnemesis is coming in
right behind her,

922
00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:52,416
she's going right back out.

923
00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:53,550
She's walking right out.

924
00:30:53,619 --> 00:30:56,119
- [sighs]
I'm nervous.

925
00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:03,660
<i> - ♪ La-di-da-di, like whoo,</i>
<i> felt up on me like ♪</i>

926
00:31:03,729 --> 00:31:05,162
<i> ♪ I dropped out of college</i>
<i> to get repped ♪</i>

927
00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:08,565
- I hope this is not a prank.
- Yeah, where are we going?

928
00:31:08,634 --> 00:31:09,700
- I'm the one that always gets

929
00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:11,335
freaking the pranks
put on them.

930
00:31:11,403 --> 00:31:12,970
I hope it's, like,
a nice vacation.

931
00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:14,504
- I hope so too.

932
00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:18,075
Part of me is feeling like
I really need to tell Deena

933
00:31:18,143 --> 00:31:20,878
<i> that Angelina is coming,</i>
<i> but at the same time,</i>

934
00:31:20,946 --> 00:31:23,914
my husband and the boys'
intentions are pure,

935
00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:26,550
so I'm choosing
to stay out of it right now.

936
00:31:26,619 --> 00:31:28,118
- I mean, the area
looks beautiful.

937
00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:31,021
- So pretty.
- Wow, look how pretty.

938
00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:32,456
Where's all the cars?

939
00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:35,659
- I haven't seen
a living being yet.

940
00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:37,561
- Is this a prank?
Is this closed?

941
00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:39,663
<i> It's weird 'cause</i>
<i> there's no one here.</i>

942
00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:41,832
- Let's go inside
and see if anyone's here.

943
00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:43,333
- Oh, there's--
I think there's...

944
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,102
- Oh, my God.
I spotted the girls.

945
00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:47,004
- Hi, Deena!
- Hey!

946
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,705
- Hi, Deeners!
Hi, Laurens!

947
00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:51,308
- Welcome, ladies.
- Welcome, welcome.

948
00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:52,776
I own this place.
- Hi.

949
00:31:52,845 --> 00:31:53,844
How are you doing?
- Good.

950
00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:55,212
- Are you surprised?
- Mm-hmm.

951
00:31:55,281 --> 00:31:56,513
You look so good.
- Oh, listen.

952
00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,181
This entire place
is rented out.

953
00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,316
I rented out the whole place.

954
00:31:59,385 --> 00:32:01,251
There's an extremely
skeleton staff.

955
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,154
They've all been COVID tested.
They all have hazmat suits.

956
00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:07,024
Like, not playing around.
- This is a beautiful hotel.

957
00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:09,860
<i> It's a little weird</i>
<i> because there's nobody here</i>

958
00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:13,297
<i> and I don't think I've ever</i>
<i> been in this big of a place</i>

959
00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:15,699
that has, like,
six people in it.

960
00:32:15,768 --> 00:32:18,802
- Here we are.
both: Wow.

961
00:32:18,871 --> 00:32:21,838
- Pauly, you really
outdid yourself.

962
00:32:21,907 --> 00:32:24,574
So fancy.
- Oh, my goodness.

963
00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:27,010
- What the heck is that?
- What's happening in there?

964
00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:29,546
- Stop.
Oh, my God.

965
00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:30,948
<i> - Puke-age.</i>
<i> Puke-age.</i>

966
00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:32,516
<i> - It's not all about you, Ron!</i>

967
00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:35,252
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God.

968
00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:36,553
- Can you guess who's who,
though?

969
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,322
<i> - Get the frig out of here,</i>
<i> you crazy!</i>

970
00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:41,124
Ew, I feel weird.
Wait, why am I one?

971
00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:43,560
I hate these freaking dolls.
I hate them.

972
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:44,695
Who do you have?
A guy?

973
00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:46,830
They're creepy
as freaking [bleep].

974
00:32:46,899 --> 00:32:48,231
<i> - I'm never filming again.</i>
<i> I'm done.</i>

975
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,233
all: Oh.
[laughter]

976
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:51,768
- Jenni's doing a confessional
already.

977
00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:53,670
- Jenni's in confessional.
- You wanna go in there?

978
00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:55,172
- You guys are sick [bleep].

979
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,542
You guys are all so sick.
Sick [bleep].

980
00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:01,078
- Hey, Jenni.
I found Deena.

981
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:02,646
It's her toothache.

982
00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:04,381
<i> [dramatic musical sting]</i>

983
00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:07,651
- Oh, my God.
You guys are all so sick.

984
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,853
It kind of looks like her.
- It does.

985
00:33:09,922 --> 00:33:13,690
- She's hanging out
of her shirt.

986
00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:15,625
[scoffs]
Did you just cop a feel?

987
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:17,561
- You're gonna touch JWOWW
right in front of Lauren?

988
00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:19,196
- Stop rubbing her weirdly.

989
00:33:19,264 --> 00:33:21,031
- I'm trying
to find out the--the--

990
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:22,866
- Oh, the button.
- The button.

991
00:33:22,935 --> 00:33:25,035
- Oh, Jenni, I'm so happy
you made it.

992
00:33:25,104 --> 00:33:26,703
I missed you, girl.
- [laughs]

993
00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:29,172
all: Oh!

994
00:33:29,241 --> 00:33:30,707
- There it is!

995
00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:34,711
- "Family Vacation:
COVID Edition"!

996
00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:36,046
- Is that your bag?
- Yeah.

997
00:33:36,115 --> 00:33:39,383
- You can grab that.
This is our room over here.

998
00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:40,717
And Ronnie is in here.

999
00:33:40,786 --> 00:33:43,086
- Wait, so all of you guys
stayed in this one suite?

1000
00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:44,454
- Mm-hmm.

1001
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,256
- Why would you guys,
when you have a whole hotel,

1002
00:33:46,325 --> 00:33:47,424
would you stay in one suite?

1003
00:33:47,493 --> 00:33:49,960
<i> [mischievous music]</i>

1004
00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:51,094
- Deena makes a good point.

1005
00:33:51,163 --> 00:33:52,662
We should probably get
our own rooms.

1006
00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:54,197
Why don't we just take
this whole floor?

1007
00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:55,298
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1008
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,200
Let's stay close
to each other, though,

1009
00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:58,835
because I'm gonna get
freaked out at night.

1010
00:33:58,904 --> 00:34:00,170
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

1011
00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:02,039
- If I woke up next to that,
I'd get freaked out too.

1012
00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:03,106
- Wow.

1013
00:34:03,175 --> 00:34:04,908
- That saltiness
that you have for me

1014
00:34:04,977 --> 00:34:06,977
only seasons my sauce.

1015
00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:09,012
<i> [funky music]</i>

1016
00:34:09,081 --> 00:34:10,547
- Does this place have a pool?
- Yes.

1017
00:34:10,616 --> 00:34:11,548
- Yes.

1018
00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:13,850
- So why don't we
have a pool party?

1019
00:34:13,919 --> 00:34:16,686
[cheers]
- Pool party!

1020
00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,355
- Party!
- Let's go, whoo!

1021
00:34:18,424 --> 00:34:19,723
- Damn, let's try these
right here.

1022
00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:21,658
Deena, you can have this one.
- Thank you, Pauly.

1023
00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:22,826
- You're welcome.

1024
00:34:22,895 --> 00:34:24,694
- Pauly gave me a room
with a view.

1025
00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:26,663
- I'm super excited

1026
00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:29,466
to tell the roommates
that I'm pregnant.

1027
00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:31,468
I have the cutest way
of doing it.

1028
00:34:31,537 --> 00:34:33,203
<i> I think they're all</i>
<i> gonna be pretty surprised</i>

1029
00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:35,605
<i> 'cause I haven't even told</i>
<i> them, like, we've been trying,</i>

1030
00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:36,773
<i> but here we go.</i>

1031
00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:38,408
J, I'm pregnant.

1032
00:34:38,477 --> 00:34:40,110
"Oh, my God!

1033
00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:42,913
I'm so excited!"

1034
00:34:42,981 --> 00:34:44,514
She's excited.

1035
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:45,782
All right.
Let's go.

1036
00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:49,019
<i> [upbeat music]</i>

1037
00:34:49,088 --> 00:34:50,353
- It's that way, right?

1038
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:51,755
<i> Ronnie, how do you</i>
<i> get in here?</i>

1039
00:34:51,824 --> 00:34:53,056
- Push the button
on the other side.

1040
00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:54,191
Reach around.

1041
00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:56,226
You know, like that.
- [chuckles]

1042
00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:57,928
- Guys, I have presents.

1043
00:34:57,996 --> 00:34:59,196
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.

1044
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:01,164
I've never kept a secret
from them,

1045
00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:04,701
so I think they're definitely
gonna be super, super shocked.

1046
00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:07,370
Why don't you guys chill
and I'll give you the presents?

1047
00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:09,673
- Ooh, nice, D.

1048
00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:12,642
- So this towel is for Pauly.

1049
00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:14,511
Vinny's boyfriend.

1050
00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:15,745
- Hey, all right.
- [chuckles]

1051
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:18,381
- Towels are the presents?
I'm confused.

1052
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:21,084
- This is for Mike.
- Aww.

1053
00:35:21,153 --> 00:35:22,652
- Oh.
- Yes.

1054
00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:23,753
- Is this a girl's thing?

1055
00:35:23,822 --> 00:35:26,823
- This one is for Vinny.
- Hey.

1056
00:35:26,892 --> 00:35:29,726
- Okay, like, thanks?
[chuckles]

1057
00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:32,329
- This one's for Ron.
- It's me, Ron Ron.

1058
00:35:32,397 --> 00:35:35,065
- Yeah.
- Wow, Deena.

1059
00:35:35,134 --> 00:35:38,101
Thank you.
Such a good present.

1060
00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:41,071
<i> [dramatic musical sting]</i>
No, it's really not.

1061
00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:42,205
<i> [tense music]</i>

1062
00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:43,473
- And Lauren,
when I made these,

1063
00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:44,875
I didn't have one made
because--

1064
00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:47,077
- Ooh!
all: Oh!

1065
00:35:47,146 --> 00:35:48,678
- [laughs]

1066
00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:50,046
- She said
you're not really family.

1067
00:35:50,115 --> 00:35:52,549
- No, because Jenni was coming,
and you know--

1068
00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:55,886
- It's okay.
- Okay, okay.

1069
00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,521
- She said, "You are
my second choice

1070
00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:58,755
for a trip out here."

1071
00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:00,323
- I'm really excited
to tell the roommates

1072
00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:02,592
about my pregnancy,
but I am a little nervous

1073
00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:04,494
that, like, it might
upset Lauren and Mike.

1074
00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:06,463
<i> I know that they had</i>
<i> their rough patch,</i>

1075
00:36:06,532 --> 00:36:08,298
but I really wanna,
like, tell them like,

1076
00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:10,734
"Guys, there's another member
to the family."

1077
00:36:10,802 --> 00:36:12,402
<i> And I just hope</i>
<i> that they're excited.</i>

1078
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:15,138
- Give her Nicole's blanket.
- And then, I have one more.

1079
00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:16,439
- [chuckles]

1080
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,742
- Don't look yet!

1081
00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:20,143
Are you ready?

1082
00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:22,913
<i> [exciting music]</i>

1083
00:36:22,981 --> 00:36:24,514
- What?
- Oh, my God!

1084
00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,516
- What?
- Deena, what?

1085
00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:27,651
- Stop it!
- What?

1086
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,486
- Yeah, I'm pregnant.
- Oh, my God!

1087
00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:31,755
- What the hell?
<i> - Holy [bleep].</i>

1088
00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:33,056
Now everything makes sense.

1089
00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:35,525
<i> The stupid towels</i>
<i> she just handed out,</i>

1090
00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:37,294
why she's been
more emotional lately.

1091
00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:40,096
- Do you know how hard it was
for me not to tell you guys?

1092
00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:42,666
<i> - Let's face it--she's</i>
<i> an emotional meatball.</i>

1093
00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:44,501
This is the first
real surprise.

1094
00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:46,303
- Yay!

1095
00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:48,305
- I'm trying to think
of a group hug,

1096
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:49,406
but can we do that with COVID?

1097
00:36:49,474 --> 00:36:51,575
<i> [dramatic musical sting]</i>

1098
00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:53,343
- We all tested negative.
- We're in the bubble.

1099
00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:55,579
- Yeah, we're all negative.
- We're all in the bubble.

1100
00:36:55,647 --> 00:36:56,813
- Group hug.

1101
00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:58,281
- We can come in here
for the hug, right?

1102
00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:00,483
- Yay!
[cheers]

1103
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:03,453
- Deena's pregnant!
[cheers]

1104
00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:05,422
<i> - Let's have a drink.</i>
<i> - Yes.</i>

1105
00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:11,127
<i> [upbeat music]</i>

1106
00:37:11,196 --> 00:37:12,429
<i> - Christopher!</i>

1107
00:37:12,497 --> 00:37:13,863
This is a [bleep] disaster.

1108
00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:15,832
I can't even [bleep]
get to the door.

1109
00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:18,535
I mean, like, I can't.

1110
00:37:18,604 --> 00:37:19,970
Do you see this [bleep] garage?

1111
00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:21,972
People will [bleep] think
that we were hoarders.

1112
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,273
Christopher!

1113
00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:25,542
Is this [bleep] normal?
Christopher.

1114
00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:27,377
Christopher, whose bed is that?

1115
00:37:27,446 --> 00:37:30,380
Siding, insulation,
your toolbox.

1116
00:37:30,449 --> 00:37:31,948
There's your [bleep]--
your wet vac.

1117
00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:33,750
Your bed, your bed frame.

1118
00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:36,419
A [bleep] flatscreen TV
under all of this [bleep].

1119
00:37:36,488 --> 00:37:38,688
Mice, rats.
Christopher.

1120
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:40,323
Are you even listening?

1121
00:37:40,392 --> 00:37:43,193
This is [bleep] Bad News Bears.

1122
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:44,828
No, do not--no, no, no, no.

1123
00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:46,496
You're gonna take it
off the track.

1124
00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:48,064
<i> - ♪ Welcome to the wild side ♪</i>

1125
00:37:48,133 --> 00:37:49,332
<i> ♪ To the wild side ♪</i>

1126
00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:50,967
<i> ♪ If you ready,</i>
<i> come and visit us ♪</i>

1127
00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:52,335
<i> ♪ On the wild side ♪</i>

1128
00:37:52,404 --> 00:37:54,904
- Deena's pregnant, and
I'm gonna tell everybody here.

1129
00:37:54,973 --> 00:37:56,006
<i> - ♪ On the wild side ♪</i>

1130
00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:00,176
- Oh, it's just us.

1131
00:38:00,245 --> 00:38:02,078
[chuckles]

1132
00:38:02,147 --> 00:38:04,314
- CJ is convinced it's a girl.

1133
00:38:04,383 --> 00:38:06,049
Now he, like,
comes over to my belly

1134
00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:07,050
and he gives a kiss.

1135
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:08,485
He goes, "Baby.
Baby."

1136
00:38:08,553 --> 00:38:10,520
- Aw.
- That's so cute.

1137
00:38:10,589 --> 00:38:12,022
Well, if you need any help
with the breastfeeding,

1138
00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:13,023
Mike got you.

1139
00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:16,126
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.

1140
00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:18,628
Oh, my God.
- That was a good one.

1141
00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:21,865
- I guess this is what happens
during a boys' weekend.

1142
00:38:21,933 --> 00:38:22,999
- It's so fun.

1143
00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:24,367
You get to eat
whatever you want now.

1144
00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:26,603
- Yes.
- Just like you, Mike.

1145
00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:29,139
<i> - I mean, they're honestly</i>
<i> like little children.</i>

1146
00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:30,407
[chuckles]

1147
00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:32,709
- What you say about me
says more about you

1148
00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:33,977
than it says about me.

1149
00:38:34,046 --> 00:38:36,546
- Yup.
- All right, so I like snacks.

1150
00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:39,616
- [chuckles]
- Whoa.

1151
00:38:39,685 --> 00:38:41,851
- The waiter.
- The waiter.

1152
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,087
- What the [bleep]
is going on?

1153
00:38:44,156 --> 00:38:45,488
- Burgers
for the boys and girls.

1154
00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:46,723
- Where are we?

1155
00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:49,259
- This place
is so freaking weird.

1156
00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:52,429
- I want one.
Then I can go anywhere.

1157
00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:54,097
- Wow, this is awesome.

1158
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,398
- Guys, don't make a gif
out of this.

1159
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:56,700
- [laughs]

1160
00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,601
- I wanna, like,
see the grounds.

1161
00:38:58,670 --> 00:38:59,936
- Yeah, let's go.
- Let's go look.

1162
00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:01,237
- Yeah.
- Let's go explore.

1163
00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:03,907
- I'm gonna take the ladies.
I'll be back, fellas.

1164
00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:05,975
- You wanna get in the pool?
- Okay.

1165
00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:07,744
- Yeah, show us the grounds,
Mike.

1166
00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:09,546
- Good for her.
That's all she ever wanted.

1167
00:39:09,614 --> 00:39:11,848
- I can't believe
you kept a secret from us.

1168
00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:13,483
<i> It really breaks my heart</i>

1169
00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:15,151
that Mike and Lauren
have been trying so hard

1170
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:17,687
and, you know, they
haven't gotten pregnant yet.

1171
00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:19,189
I wanted to do it
in person and--

1172
00:39:19,257 --> 00:39:21,057
- Aw, it's so nice.
- [chuckles]

1173
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,659
- You know, we faced
a lot of challenges

1174
00:39:22,728 --> 00:39:24,828
these past, you know, years

1175
00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:28,531
in our family,
and with us as well.

1176
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,400
And this is a win
for all of us.

1177
00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:32,035
- Yeah.
- Yeah, thank you, guys.

1178
00:39:32,104 --> 00:39:35,238
And, like, I pray for you guys
all the time.

1179
00:39:35,307 --> 00:39:37,040
You know, it's always scary
being pregnant

1180
00:39:37,109 --> 00:39:38,341
and, like, trying
to get pregnant.

1181
00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:39,809
It's just--
- It is--it was.

1182
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:41,478
- It's always in God's hands.

1183
00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:44,180
- Mike and I have been trying
for a little bit

1184
00:39:44,249 --> 00:39:46,516
<i> and we've had some hard times,</i>

1185
00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:48,618
but that doesn't take away
at all

1186
00:39:48,687 --> 00:39:50,820
from my happiness
for my loved ones.

1187
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,122
- All right, come on.
Let's go back.

1188
00:39:52,190 --> 00:39:53,523
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I love you.

1189
00:39:53,592 --> 00:39:55,525
- I love you too.
- Oh, my God, hold hands.

1190
00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:58,228
- Hold hands.
- Hold hands, yay.

1191
00:39:58,296 --> 00:40:00,830
<i> - I wonder where Deena's head</i>
<i> is at now that she's pregnant.</i>

1192
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:01,965
- Yeah.
- I feel bad now.

1193
00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,401
It's like everything
gotta be extra delicate.

1194
00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:05,769
- Wow, look who it is.

1195
00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:07,303
- Like, a couple months ago
when we talked

1196
00:40:07,372 --> 00:40:09,205
about, like,
the Angelina stuff,

1197
00:40:09,274 --> 00:40:11,908
like, I knew I was pregnant,
and, like, that's one

1198
00:40:11,977 --> 00:40:14,310
of the big reasons why I don't
wanna sit down with her.

1199
00:40:14,379 --> 00:40:15,678
<i> [tense music]</i>

1200
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:17,647
I don't wanna
stress myself out.

1201
00:40:17,716 --> 00:40:20,450
- No, we're definitely not
going down that road.

1202
00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:22,285
<i> [dramatic musical sting]</i>

1203
00:40:22,354 --> 00:40:23,987
- [bleep],
what are we gonna do?

1204
00:40:24,055 --> 00:40:25,822
- So I think it's
just, like, better off

1205
00:40:25,891 --> 00:40:28,792
until, you know, a later date.

1206
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:31,795
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1207
00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:33,062
- Christopher!

1208
00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:34,631
- Shut the [bleep] up!
- Yo.

1209
00:40:34,699 --> 00:40:36,966
- I don't wanna put myself
in any stressful situations,

1210
00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:38,802
especially since
I'm so early on.

1211
00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:41,171
<i> - We were worried</i>
<i> about Deena getting emotional</i>

1212
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,173
with Angelina, but now,

1213
00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:46,776
Angelina coming into contact
with a pregnant Deena...

1214
00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:48,445
- Christopher,
get out of the way.

1215
00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:50,113
Oh, my God.
- We're [bleep].

1216
00:40:50,182 --> 00:40:52,282
- And that's that.
[chuckles]

1217
00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:58,288
- We need to find you a girl.

1218
00:40:58,356 --> 00:40:59,489
<i> - Ronnie got single</i>
<i> for the first time</i>

1219
00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:00,757
in a middle of a pandemic.

1220
00:41:00,826 --> 00:41:02,492
- We're gonna put you
on a dating show.

1221
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:03,493
- I'm Vinny.

1222
00:41:03,562 --> 00:41:04,694
- And I'm DJ Pauly D.

1223
00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:06,162
<i> - We have the perfect girls</i>
<i> here...</i>

1224
00:41:06,231 --> 00:41:07,931
- To meet...
- The perfect bachelor.

1225
00:41:07,999 --> 00:41:09,532
<i> both: Ronnie Magro.</i>

1226
00:41:09,601 --> 00:41:12,435
- Welcome to...
both: "A Trouble Shot at Love."

1227
00:41:12,504 --> 00:41:14,471
<i> - ♪ Hey ♪</i>
- Yeah, buddy!

1228
00:41:14,539 --> 00:41:15,705
<i> ♪ ♪</i>