- I knew I was pregnant
and, like, that's one of the big reasons
why I don't want to sit down with her.
- Our plans to bring this family back together
are about to backfire.
- Hat, evil eye. Necklace, evil eye. Earrings.
And I'm gonna bring a [bleep] bible.
Going to Vegas tomorrow.
I'm hoping it's just me and the boys.
- We're gonna put you on a dating show.
- I didn't really bring date clothes.
[laughing] - There you go, swag.
- It's happening!
both: This is "A Trouble Shot at Love."
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
♪ Let's party, get loud ♪ - Yeah, buddy!
- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something ♪
- The Situation is under construction.
- This might not have been the best idea.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Yeah. - Um, hello?
- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪
- Please give a warm welcome to the one...
both: The only, the GOAT, Ronnie Magro.
[cheering]
both: This is "A Triple Shot at Love!"
[boisterous club music] - Yeah, buddy!
[cheers and applause]
- We set up a full dating show for our boy, Ronnie.
- Hi. Hi, ladies, hi. all: Hi.
- But at the same time, Angeliners coming tomorrow.
Deena doesn't know.
It's almost like a hurricane about to come ashore.
[suspenseful music]
We're just gonna have to see what happens.
- Hi, ladies. My name is Ronnie.
Thanks for coming today.
You know, I haven't had the best luck with women.
- I have nothing to say to you, so [bleep] you, okay.
- How did you actually get hurt though?
- I got out the car, she drove off.
Maybe I think I grabbed onto the door,
and I just--you know, and I fell.
Don't believe everything you read.
I'm a really nice guy, and, uh,
I hope I get to talk to every one of yous tonight
and get to meet you. all: Aw.
- I never in my life would ever think
that I'd be in a weird guido bachelor bubble.
Vinny and Pauly are hosting. Mike and Lauren planned games.
Deena was dying laughing. - [laughing]
- This is definitely a setup for them to bust my balls,
but I guess I'm ready to try this "Trouble Shot at Love."
- Ronnie, at the end of the day,
one of these women will have the key to your heart,
the key to your room-- all: [chuckles] Ooh.
- Or both.
- Ooh. - All right.
First impressions are everything,
so you guys are all gonna get a chance to introduce yourself.
Follow me. Everybody, let's go.
- ♪ Gonna live it up one time, one time, yeah ♪
♪ Gonna live it up, gonna live it up ♪
- Ladies, we would like to give you the opportunity
to break the ice with Ronnie and show off your personality.
So Ronnie loves social media... - Mm.
- And goes live from time to time.
- [chuckling] Mm-hmm-hmm. - Gets viral.
We want each of you to tell us
what your hashtag would be if you had one.
- Hi, Ronnie.
My name is Laura, and I'm a single mom.
And of course, my son is my first love.
- Ah, I get that. - But I have plenty of love
to go around, and if I had a hashtag,
it would probably be mommy looking for a papi.
all: Oh!
[applause]
- I like that one! - Ronnie's Puerto Rican!
Ronnie's Puerto Rican!
- Hi. I'm Neha.
My name means love in Hindi, actually.
all: Aw. - So you know, finding love.
- I love that. - Okay, I like that.
- I'm a radio host,
so my hashtag would be #TuneInToMe.
- She's a DJ! - Hi, I'm Stephanie.
- Nice to meet you.
- My hashtag would be I'm lucky.
#ImLucky.
- All right. - Aww.
- Fun facts. I'm a treasure hunter.
[music slows down and stops]
- Like Indiana Jones?
- Wait, do you, like, go on the beach like beep, beep, beep?
- There's this thing called geocaching
and you can go around and find them, like, using coordinates.
- Coordinates?
- She said coordinates. - GPS.
- That's how Ronnie got his chain.
- No. [laughter]
- I'm Camryn.
Um, the fun fact about me is that
I used to be a construction worker before COVID.
all: Ooh. - And now I'm a blogger.
- He doesn't do construction,
but he does move some furniture.
[laughter]
- Sleep on the porch. - [bleep] Stop! You psycho!
- [laughing] I hate you.
- Ronnie, she's an Instagram influencer.
- Hashtag would be let's go viral.
- Mm, okay.
- He's definitely gone viral before.
Everything he does ends up viral.
- I didn't do anything!
- You're calling me a [bleep] whore?
[overlapping dramatic screaming]
- Where's my daughter now?
- Yeah. [laughter]
- She's perfect. [chuckles]
- My name's Haj. I'm a sucker for a good smile.
I see that you have some good teeth.
- Thank you.
- And if I had a hashtag, it'd be #Oral.
- Oh, damn! - Whoa.
- Oral hygiene.
- Oh, okay. - Hygiene.
[laughter and applause]
- Just respect.
- Oh, okay. Is this, like, a pun?
Is she a dental hygienist? [chuckles]
Wait, are you a dentist? - No.
Just trying to throw hints. [scattered laughter]
- Whoa.
But--but she wasn't. [chuckles]
- I guess you could say a fun fact about me
is I'm a contortionist. I'm a circus performer.
- Okay. - Whoa.
- I bend for a living,
and my hashtag would be Head over heels for you.
- Ooh. - Whoa.
- Zoom in on that. [laughter]
- A girl that could go backwards,
put her head between her feet, and not show her kooka?
Classy.
- That's a tough act to follow.
- Wow, impressive. Thank you. - Very good, very good.
- Thank you, thank you. - Whoo!
- My name is Ariana. - That's his daughter's name.
- But I go by Ari, so you don't have to call me Ariana.
- Okay. So does my daughter.
all: Ooh!
- [bleep] got weird in here. [dates giggling]
- Kind of creepy 'cause it's my daughter's name,
So that's already red flag.
- Do you have any questions for the ladies,
after what they just said to you?
- No. [laughter]
- All right. Well, see you later.
- Oh, my God.
- Ronnie has such a way with words.
- You're on "Double Shot," all right?
This is "Trouble Shot." I do what I want.
[laughter]
- Well, ladies, now that we've learned a little bit about you,
Ron is free game for some one-on-one time.
Let's go, guys. - Good luck, ladies.
- One-on-ones.
It is like speed dating on steroids.
- He's there, but--
- He was killing me this whole time.
- Hi, how are you? - Hi, good.
- Would you like to go for a talk?
all: Oh! [laughter]
- He's nervous!
- I don't know where to sit. - Okay.
- Ooh, he grabbed her chair. Do you see that?
- Well, I'm a gentleman. Leave me alone.
You know, they all seem like very nice girls
and I'm just interested in having conversation with them
'cause I feel like
that's when you really get to know somebody.
And you can't judge a book by its cover.
- So you work in the circus?
- Mm-hmm. So I'm a contortionist.
- Like a ring circus? - No.
Like, kind of like Cirque du Soleil.
- Oh, okay. Like, you drop out of the ceiling and [bleep]?
Like, spinning? - Kind of. Yeah, like that.
- Would you consider Ronnie your type?
- My type is emotional. - Ron's the emotional one.
- I want a guy that will cry.
- Yo. - Oh, he'll cry.
- I want a guy that will, like--
- He'll cry for you.
[upbeat music] - [crying]
Too hard.
[crying]
[toilet flushes]
- He might cry by tonight. I don't know.
- I train a lot. Four times a day.
You know, going in the gym super early,
leaving the gym super late.
I look really good with not a lot of clothes on.
- Wow.
- Ronnie Magro. He's looking for a good girl.
- What I didn't have on my dating show
that Ronnie has are, like, a bunch of friends
that are going around being your professional hype men
while you're doing these one-on-ones.
So right now, we're all figuring out
what these girls are like right from the bat.
What do you guys think about
dating a guy with a child already?
- As long as there's no baby mama drama, I'm good.
[laughter] - Yeah.
- About that. - [chuckles]
- You are driving me crazy! - How?
- You keep holding my kid over me!
- How? - All the time!
- She's home! [bleep] psychopath.
- Do you guys have some crazy exes?
- I don't think so.
- Have you guys ever broken a guy's TV before?
- No. - No.
- Have you girls ever dragged an ex-boyfriend by the car?
- No.
- Do the words "TMZ" mean anything to either of you?
- No. - No.
- Do you girls have mug shots? - No priors.
- No. - No.
- So far, all these women, if anything,
seem like 1,000 times better options than his ex, Jen.
- Hi, Camryn. - Hi, Ronnie.
both: [chuckling] - P.
[indistinct chatter] Excuse me.
- Come on... - Mm.
- Act inconspicuous. - We're gonna eavesdrop.
- We want to make sure
that Ronnie is saying the right things
and he doesn't mess this up.
- So tell me a little about yourself.
Where are you from?
What are you looking for in a guy?
Credit score? - That's a lot.
- Nah, I'm just joking. [chuckling]
- And I also just want to see Ronnie on a date.
I think that's [bleep] hilarious.
[indistinct chatter]
Yeah, I mean-- - Holding his own over there.
- He seems comfortable.
- I just moved to Vegas recently.
- Oh, you moved here?
- Mm-hmm. I live here.
- Do you like it? Do you like it?
- I like it. Yeah.
- Really? - I like it a lot.
- I think he likes her. - Mm.
- But he's playing it cool. - Yeah.
- Because he doesn't want her to be stank.
- He knows she's an influencer. - Yup.
- And so what made you want to be a YouTuber,
or influencer, or-- - You know she's like,
"I got 250,000 followers on my YouTube channel."
- Yep.
- She's like, "I do a makeup line, skincare, hair care."
- And Ronnie's like, "That's cool."
- "That's cool. That's awesome."
- He's like, "Do you like protein shakes?"
- "Do you smoke weed?"
- "You love CBD?" - [chuckles]
- You know, I'm busy and I travel and you know,
I just want someone that understands my lifestyle, and--
- "Do you like jorts?
Do you like my jean shorts?" - [laughs]
- It's been--you know.
I've had a lot of bad luck with relationships.
- He's like, "Yeah, my ex is crazy."
- [laughs] "Beat me up."
[laughter]
- Like an influencer out of nowhere.
[tapping on window] - Stop, dick.
- I think your friends are calling you.
- You guys are idiots. [laughter]
Excuse me. [chuckles]
You know, my boys, you know,
with friends like this, who needs enemies right now?
[indistinct chatter] - Oh, my God.
You look like Mosey for a second.
- You guys need drinks?
Are you okay? - I'm okay.
- Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
Yes or no?
all: Oh!
- It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Now, I'm just like, "Maybe not such a good idea."
- You gotta tell Deena that you invited Angelina.
- Oh, bro. I can't do that.
- Mike got something to tell you.
- Angeliner's maybe showing up very soon.
- Wait. - Angelina's gonna be here.
- Angelina's coming? Are you guys kidding?
[dramatic music]
- Excuse me, sir. I apologize.
I'm currently the sanitation and, uh--
- Okay. - [laughs]
- "I'm the sanitation." - Sir, sir.
- We're making sure that you guys
are keeping safe and healthy. - Yes.
- And hand balancing. That's another talent of mine.
- Ooh, hand balancing. [laughter]
- Ronald, would you care for french fries?
- I don't do french fries anymore.
I don't do french fries anymore.
- Wow, we've turned our L's into lessons, okay.
- [laughs]
- Mike, come on! - [cackles]
- Not the french fries, bro.
- I obviously-- you probably saw earlier--
I have, like, a big personality.
- Oh, yeah, no. I can tell it's--
- But, like, that's not all there is to me.
I mean I don't really know your type.
I know in the past, they all kind of look the same.
[laughter]
- Wow. - I'm a little different.
- No, no. I mean--
- I think you need something different.
- Right now, I'm enjoying the conversation with Haj.
She seems like she's an interesting person.
She's very smart and knows who she is.
- I got a WAP and a big heart
and, like, that's what you need.
You need, like, the emotional connection,
but you need, like, WAP.
- Okay.
What is that? WAP? What is a WAP?
- [laughing]
- Like, I'm here for you. - All right.
That's what's up. - He's blinking a lot.
Blinking a lot.
- [chuckling]
No, I don't want the WAP. No.
- Ronnie, how's it going, buddy?
- Good, man. How are you?
- Your head's in circles yet? - Yep.
- It's a lot. - Mm-hmm. I know.
- Take care of Ronnie. - [chuckles]
- How did it go? - It went good.
I think Ronnie's my man, period.
- Oh! - Oh, damn.
- I had him laughing. Like, I love all these girls.
Like, they're cool, they're gorgeous.
- But, but. - They're fun.
They can all come to the wedding, but, like, he's mine.
- Damn, she's getting married.
- I told him I got WAP. [music stops]
I got good personality. [laughter]
all: Oh! - You can't say--
You can't say [bleep]-ass [bleep] on TV.
- Wow.
Um, I don't know what to say.
I'm speechless.
- That's my man, like, period. - It don't look like it, man.
He's all the way over there with another woman.
- Are you-- [laughter]
- So right now, we are really enjoying
this full-on dating show.
Fellas, we gotta talk.
But we have Angelina coming tomorrow.
You understand how bad this can be.
Deena is now giving us news that she's pregnant.
- Yes.
- Honestly, if she sees Angelina--
- She's gonna lose her mind. - How are we gonna handle this?
Chris is coming.
- We gotta put her with Chris first or something.
- But, like, when I was younger and I used to have a fish tank
and you had to introduce a new fish into the tank--
- Yeah, you keep it in the plastic first.
- You keep it in the plastic and then it floats in there.
And then, little by little,
you put a little more water into the bag.
- [mouths word]
- And then soon, you just empty out the whole thing.
- Um.
- And then it's accumulated.
- [softly] What?
- So that's what we could do.
We can get, like, her kind of near her,
give her a little taste.
The vicinity will get smaller and smaller.
- Okay.
- And then she'll end up in the fish tank.
- And they'll end up in the pool together.
- [chuckling] Yeah.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ What you mean I get bad ♪
♪ It's Gucci jeans on my ass ♪
♪ I'm a boss you a clerk ♪
- Make sure that this house smells like fresh flowers.
Actually, it's cranberries.
I want to get out of here because of COVID
and I've been too much next to Chris.
I need a little break. Going to Vegas tomorrow.
Hi, Grandma. - How are you?
- I miss you. - Huh?
- So I'm going to Vegas tomorrow.
- I guess, well, be careful.
- Like, I don't know if the girls are coming
because--I don't know.
I just feel like the boys are up to some [bleep],
because--[inhales deeply] I don't know.
Definitely want guidance from my grandmother
because she's literally a psychic
So she knows her stuff.
The boys right now are just telling me
that it's just gonna be them,
so I'm hoping that they're not lying to me
and that I'm walking into a nice situation.
- First of all...
- We're screwed tomorrow.
I'ma tell you why. - Yeah.
- Drama, okay? Tomorrow's drama.
- Even without the [bleep]
with Deena, Angelina coming in is drama.
- She's always like that, though.
- Collectively we're gonna have to stop it.
- I mean, listen, all fun and games,
but we gotta figure it out tomorrow.
- Yep.
- Do you see me and the girls ever getting along
and, like, ever reconciling our differences?
- Um, no.
I would watch their asses.
- I don't want a sis fight in my 30s. I'm getting older.
- I always do, Grandma.
I mean sometimes it can be a little bit crazy,
but that's just me.
Take me or [bleep] leave me for who I am.
I definitely trust my grandmother's advice 100%.
I have to watch myself
because you never know if these girls are gonna show up.
Just saying.
I love you.
- Yeah right.
[electronic music]
[cork pops] [cheering and laughter]
- You gotta sample everything.
- Hey, hey, hey. - Come on down.
- It's happening, guys.
- All right, so we've just learned a little
and now, it's time to learn a lot
with a game I like to call Have You Ever.
- Whoa. Wow. [chuckling]
- I don't really judge anybody,
you know? I'm nobody to judge.
So if the girls do the same thing that I do,
you know, that's up to them,
I'd prefer not to be with someone like that.
[laughs]
- We've given you all two signs.
One says yes
and the other says no. - Oh, no.
- We're gonna name some scenarios.
If you have done it, raise the sign yes.
If you haven't done it, raise the sign no.
- I'd like to start. - All right.
- With my first question. - Let's hear it.
- Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
Yes or no?
[soft dramatic music]
all: Oh!
- At least he's honest. - Honesty's a good quality.
- At least he's honest. - And he was 16.
- It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Now, I'm just like, "Maybe not such a good idea."
- Have you ever clogged a toilet?
- Yeah!
- Girls don't poop.
- Have you ever been in a fight in public before?
all: Oh!
- One shot. [laughter]
Does anybody have a crazy ex?
- You know what, you know what?
[bleep] it. I don't even need this.
[laughter]
- Are teeth an important feature?
- Duh.
- Ronnie's still got the price tag on his.
[laughter]
- Just in case I want to return 'em.
[laughter]
- Do you guys keep up with TMZ?
- Keep up with it? He keeps the lights on.
- "Have you ever been on TMZ?
"Have you ever punched your boyfriend in the face?
Have you ever had sex in a superstore parking lot?"
Just, you know, the basic stuff that you ask every girl.
- All right. - Oh, Jesus.
- [indistinct]
In our family, beating up the beat
is not just a dance move, it's a way of life.
- You girls all know how to fist pump, right?
- Yeah. [laughter]
- And if you want a VIP ticket into Karma,
show us your best crazy legs
with the man himself.
I think that dancing
really can show a lot about a woman.
And we dance. We love to dance,
[upbeat music]
And we love to beat the beat up.
It's part of our family.
So Ronnie needs a girl that can beat the beat up,
not beat him up.
One by one, show us your dance moves.
[laughter] Come on.
all: Yay!
- That's the Q-tip. [laughs]
That's the shopping cart. - Yeah.
- It looks like she's doing a lawnmower.
This is the most friggin' awkward dating...
show I've ever seen.
[laughter]
- What the? [laughter and cheers]
- Laura! Laura! Laura! Laura!
- Ronnie looks really nervous and, like, awkward.
- Whoo!
- Really it doesn't look like anyone has any rhythm.
all: Oh!
♪ ♪
- Ron's all awkward, the girls are all awkward.
What is happening?
- Hell yeah. - [bleep].
- What the hell? all: Oh!
♪ ♪
- This is friggin' hilarious.
I am literally going to pee my pants!
I'm just so happy.
Like, this is what I came to Vegas for.
[car crashes]
[clock ticking]
- You killed it. - Yeah, good job everybody.
- Good job. - Thank you, ladies.
- All right.
Well, our boy Ronnie has a life-changing decision to make,
so we're gonna go to the deliberation
and we'll see you at the...
both: Elimination. - Oh, man.
- See you guys in a little bit. - Good luck, ladies.
♪ ♪
Smells like deliberation time!
- All right. Here we go.
- Let's get down to brass tacks here.
- Okay. - Which girls are you feeling?
- I mean, who do you guys think I should pick?
- I think long-term, it's Neha.
- Short-term is contortionist.
- They're all beautiful, you know?
They all have great qualities about them.
I'm gonna have to think about it, guys.
I'll think out there.
- If you're gonna think about it a little more,
take a second.
- Look at this guy growing up. That's what I'm talking about.
- I think I'm gonna do the opposite of what I used to do.
- Exactly. - Yeah.
The old Ron would have brought all of them back.
- To the bathroom. - To the jacuzzi.
- Automatic door shutters. [laughter]
- ♪ Came out unburned ♪
♪ This is our turn ♪
- They're all beautiful.
You know, they all have great qualities about them,
but I think I know what I have to do.
- And I think I know what I have to do.
[laughter]
- Threesome! [laughter]
- ♪ Follow me, follow me into the dark ♪
♪ Into the dark as long as you love me ♪
♪ ♪
- All right, ladies. It all led up to this.
We've known this guy for 11 years
and he deserves only the best.
And even though he'd love to choose you all,
we're helping him choose only one and change his ways.
- That's right.
- Right now, I'm very anxious 'cause, you know,
you have so many different personalities
and, like, I can't pick 'em all.
Now I see why this process
took so long for Pauly to find love.
It's all really about connection.
It's not about, "Hi," like, how I look.
It's about when you have conversation with the person.
It's about, you know,
that feeling when you're near that person.
- Now, it's time to find out which one of you will be
the spaghetti to his meatballs--
[laughter] The pepperoni to his pizza...
- The white to his teeth. [ding]
- Eliminations are the worst, okay?
This is the most stressful feeling.
Everyone's emotions are super high.
You gotta let somebody go
and you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
So this is the hardest moment of a dating show right here.
Ron, what did you think about the ladies?
- Haj, You're beautiful.
You'd be a lot of fun in my life.
- I got a WAP and a big heart
and, like, that's what you need.
- Neha, I had a really great conversation with you
and you're very intelligent and I think that's very attractive.
- Like, no matter what somebody else is giving,
it needs to be, like, a give-or-take.
- Stephanie, you have a lot of effort,
and you know, the lawnmower's gonna haunt my nightmares
for a while. [laughter]
- Yeah, you know? - That is--
You know? [laughter]
- Ariana, little freak in you.
It's good, it's good, it's attractive.
- [laughs] - What's happening right now?
- In the red bottoms and everything.
- Whoa, damn. - Wow.
Laura, we had a great conversation about our kids.
- Being parents, that's, like, important.
We need role models for our kids.
- Camryn, hi. - Hi.
- [chuckles] Uh, you're shy, just like me.
You have an amazing smile.
- Just like you. - Yep. Just like me.
[laughter] - Shine.
- Past relationships, I've definitely moved way too fast,
and it didn't really end too well.
You know, even though I have a beautiful daughter,
I kind of want to change my ways
and I'm gonna take things a little bit slow.
And I don't want to lead you girls on.
And you ladies really helped get me back out there
and I appreciate you guys and your time.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
But, uh, this is where I say goodnight.
- Wait, so Ron, who are you picking?
- Um, nobody.
Yeah. - Ooh.
- What the hell? That's my move.
As much as it kills me to say this...
- [inhales shakily] I'm rolling solo for now.
[dramatic music]
- Plot twist.
- I think I'm gonna try something different
and not fall in love the first night.
- Real talk: The best pick tonight for Ronnie
was actually no pick because that actually proved
that there was growth within him
and he's not just falling in love in two seconds
and entering toxic relationships.
- All right.
Well, ladies, I'm gonna say thank you and say goodnight.
Give you all a hug. - Thanks for announcing it.
- Thank you for coming out.
[laughter] - I hate you, man.
- So awkward. - He's so awkward.
- "All right, I'm going to say goodnight now."
- "Ronbot says goodbye. I am going to hug you now.
Nice to meet you."
[sighs] Okay, ladies. I'll walk you guys out.
Follow me.
And you know what? Ronnie didn't find the one,
but I just got six new girlfriends.
- Bye, ladies. - Bye. Good night.
all: Bye. - Thank you, thank you.
- Time to go back to the room, guys.
- Does it look like he's making progress out there?
- He's like, "My DMs are always open."
- Just so you know, my DMs are always open.
[laughter]
- He's like, "Ronnie wants to take it slow, but--"
- "But I like to move fast." - "But."
all: Bye. - Take care.
♪ ♪
Hey, guys, wait for me!
- "Okay, I'm going to say goodbye now."
[laughter] "I'm going to hug you now."
- "I'm going to give each of you a hug individually."
- "Now." [chuckling]
- I chose myself. That's what I chose.
- Yeah. - Yo.
Honestly though, I'm really proud of you.
Like, that was good. - Thank you.
- Like, you got quality information
that you needed to get.
I think you learned more about yourself doing that stuff.
- Well, you went home the first time without anybody.
- Solo yeah, because I didn't want to rush, either.
- Now you're with Nikki.
- It's certainly weird being on a dating show.
But you know what? It changed my life.
I always thought I was gonna be the guy
to be a bachelor for the rest of my life.
I would have never met Nikki
if it wasn't for the dating show, so that's real.
- What are the chances that some of these girls
are gonna end up in Vincent's DMs?
- Oh, probably 80% chance.
- I mean the chances are pretty Haj.
[laughter]
- I'm gonna head to bed. You did so good, Ron.
- I'm going to bed. I'm exhausted.
I'll see you in bed.
- Threesome. - Ooh.
[chuckling] - Oh, my God. Damn.
- Come on, let me walk you guys out.
[laughter]
- Threesome. [laughter]
[chuckling] Stupid.
- All right. Well, epic night. - Epic.
- That was a lot of fun. - It was.
- But reality is gonna hit us in the face tomorrow
when Angelina arrives.
- Listen, it's been ten months since the wedding.
Tomorrow actually is gonna be the first day
they may cross paths.
- The first day since the Speechgate.
- We invited Angeliners here and Deener
on the double booking.
We had no idea that Deeners was pregnant.
This is a very delicate situation,
but this beef really has to come to an end.
- What are we gonna do?
That was your guys' double-booking, man.
- Yeah, You gotta tell Deeners that you invited Angelina.
- Oh, bro. I can't do that.
- But you're the one that told her
that Angelina wasn't coming at the pool.
- I don't want to stress myself out.
- No, I mean--definitely not going down that road.
We wouldn't even bring her here.
I just said that just to get to today.
- I mean, we have an opportunity.
One day at a time. - But now that today is here--
- That was one of the most honest things you've ever said.
- Yeah. - [laughing] It really was.
- No matter how we shake it,
the drama's still coming tomorrow.
- Oh, damn it, Nicole.
[Clean Bandit's "Solo"]
- ♪ It's solo, solo, everybody ♪
- [sighs]
- What a day. - I know.
You want to sleep together? - Mm-hmm.
- We can't, 'cause of COVID. - Just put a mask on.
- Honestly, a condom is kind of like a [bleep] mask.
You think about it, it protects from viruses.
- Mm-hmm. - It's a mask.
- Mm-hmm. - Wow.
I would [bleep] have been way ahead of the curve.
- Yeah, so you've been ready for this pandemic.
- Mm-hmm.
- I feel like your [bleep] already got COVID.
[chuckling]
- My [bleep] is patient zero. [chuckling]
- You got COVID of the mouth. [chuckling]
- No, that's a cold sore. [laughter]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I'm ready to go. [cat meows]
- Bye, Vanessa mama!
- Vanessa. - Look at her.
- [meows] - How cute.
Bye, Peanuts. Bye, mama.
Come here. Good girl.
- Daddy's finally in charge now.
Mommy's gone.
- I'm gonna miss this dog.
Be very nice to her, Chris.
- Yeah, very nice. - Oh, thank you, P.
So I'm gonna miss my animals so much 'cause I love them.
Oh, my God. My cats, my dog, Peanut.
Oh, Peanut's like my little best friend.
One more kiss for the road? - We're gonna be late.
You're gonna miss your flight. - One more kiss for the road.
I love that dog so much.
Like, I'm gonna miss my dog than I'm gonna miss Chris.
That's for sure.
- You're gonna miss your flight.
- Oh, thank you.
Hopefully I won't die out there
and Jenni won't eat me up
for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Las Vegas, here I come. - Whoo.
- Oh, I don't know if I want to go.
- Come on. Get the [bleep] in the car.
- Fine.
[car chimes]
Christopher, put your seatbelt on.
- I did. It is on. - Oh, it's my seatbelt?
- Put yours on. - Sorry.
I thought I had mine on. - You always do that.
[clock ticking]
- ♪ Hey ♪
♪ I'm so tired trying to walk the line ♪
♪ ♪
- Yeah. - Good morning.
- I'm so tired. - Me, too.
♪ ♪
- The keto kryptonite: Bread.
[chuckles]
- Hi, honeys. - Hi.
- I'm gonna need you to do something.
- What?
- Your job today is to distract Deeners with positivity
and have a light day, you know?
Are you ready?
- I was born ready. - Exactly.
Team Situation. Let's go.
- All right.
[suspenseful music]
- To have a couple days just no Angelina?
- She got a new ass. I seen it on Instagram.
- Me too. She Instagram lived the whole procedure.
- And then my ass is gonna be nice and plump
for all of the roommates to see.
- I don't understand where it comes from.
So it's like people take fat and put it somewhere else.
She just took some chemical, and they put it in her booty.
- I think it was-- what's it called?
Fix-A-Flat. - Fix-A-Flat.
[laughs]
[hip-hop music]
- Buff Daddy Sitch is out.
Too much chicken fingers and wingers.
- Yeah. Tank top on.
- You gonna wear a tank top or a...
both: Tank top.
♪ ♪
- About to go to the gym.
- Is he still in bed?
Hey, what's up, man? - What's up, bro?
Angelina'll probably come in super-hot.
- With her new ass out. [chuckles]
- Well, I'm glad you guys invited her.
- Well, you invited us all.
- You guys did this whole double booking though.
- Deena wasn't supposed to be pregnant.
- Facts.
- I just want to work her out right now.
- Pregnancy's the curveball. - Yeah.
- I'm worried about an Angelina coming in contact
with a pregnant, hormonal Deena.
We've seen it before at the dude ranch.
- This is a [bleep] bed! I have to sleep!
- Oh, my God. - It is about me.
- No one's saying you have to sleep on that [bleep] bed!
- Good! Thank God, thank God!
- All right, so I don't know why you keep complaining!
- And Angelina doesn't know. - Uh-uh.
- Oh, so she-- yeah, she'll come after--
- And Deena doesn't want to tell her.
- Uh-oh. Plot twist. - She doesn't trust Angelina.
- Now, there's another [bleep] thing we gotta like?
- Another secret we gotta keep? Psh.
They've been talking so much trash about each other
and now they're gonna come face-to-face.
Come on.
This double booking backfired. We did it all wrong.
That's why I wanted a guys weekend first before all this
'cause you know it's gonna be drama.
Mike messed up logistics, the girls came too early,
and now, we didn't know Deena was pregnant,
and now, we have this big surprise that we have to fix.
This is gonna get wild. I don't like the drama.
- BDS is in the buildings. - What up, my guys?
- Hey. - What's up, fellas?
- What's up, bro? - What up?
What up, bro?
You killed it last night, kid. - Thanks.
- "Hi, I'm Ronnie from 'The Jersey Shore.'"
- Hi. I'm Ronnie.
- "Hi." [chuckling]
He's like, "Hi, I'm Ronnie..."
- [bleep] You. [chuckling]
- "Magro."
- Hi, ladies. My name is Ronnie.
[laughter]
- "In the past, I had chosen to fall in love on the first date
"of 'The Jersey Shore' and then I learned my lesson
and fell in love with a stripper."
- Weren't you a stripper at one point?
[energetic music]
[cheers and laughter]
- You were a different kind of stripper.
You worked in, like, underground clubs and [bleep].
- [laughs]
- I didn't move up to the escort land that you were in?
- [scoffs] Bro, Chippendales is the Mecca.
Come on, man.
That's like the NBA of strip clubs.
- Ronnie, you were a Chippendale.
[laughter]
- Ronnie did Chippendales before me.
- Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
- I'm the only one in this room that's not a stripper.
I just realized that everybody's a stripper
in this house except for me.
Oh, look at that. Wow.
- I look better than Vinny there.
- I don't know why that is.
- He probably got on the mike, and he was like...
[quirky music] "Hi."
- "I'm gonna talk to you now." - "I'm Ronnie."
- "I'm going to strip now." [laughter]
Line, line! - Line.
- Hi. [laughter]
- I'll just strip for you.
- My man Ron has never been quite a good public speaker.
"I'm going to give you a lap dance now."
He's been hooked on Ronics pretty much his whole life.
What was that line again? [laughter]
[laughs]
- Where's Lauren?
- She's gonna be hanging out with Deeners today.
They're gonna be taking it easy.
- Lauren's gonna take Deena? - Yes.
Well, because I gotta keep Mrs. Situation's hands clean.
- The less she knows, the better.
- Yep.
And then we're gonna have
to eventually deal with Angeliners.
- My man is thinking today. Hmm. Weird.
- Oh, this is a disaster. - That sounds about right.
♪ True, true, tell these boys do it, true, true ♪
- Here's your stop. - Oh, [bleep].
Am I gonna be all right? - Yes. You're gonna be fine.
- Mike got something to tell you.
- We don't want to stress you out,
but we have a bit of a surprise for you. Um...
- Just tell me what you have to friggin' say.
- ♪ Never been what they're on, never sold bricks ♪
♪ Never had to bear arms ♪
- Obviously,
this is the first time in, like, almost a year
that Deener and Angelina are about to face off.
- Speaking of face off. - Let's call Jen?
- Why don't you FaceTime her? [laughter]
We haven't talked to Jenni since her procedure.
Hi, Jenni. - Hi, Jenni.
- [indistinct] my face? - Yes.
- Oh, my goodness. - Oh, my God.
- Are you okay?
- You need to get out here.
- Are you allowed to fly or no?
- I have to get checked out Thursday and then I can fly
because they want to make sure there's no more clots left.
- Oh, my God, yeah.
We heard you were facing challenges.
[laughter] - Yeah.
Jenni's showing us this bandage.
She got a tooth pulled or toothache.
I don't know.
The last time I went to the dentist,
I walked out with new teeth, not a new face.
- Don't have too much fun without me though,
because I'm having, like, serious FOMO.
- Okay. We won't. - We miss you!
- Bye, Jenni. - Bye, Jenni.
- Bye. Love you.
You know what?
Jenni's new face might help out everyone
because as soon as Angelina looks at her,
she's gonna realize that, "I don't got no beef with you
'cause this is a new person."
- R. - S.
- V. - P.
all: Face off!
[upbeat music]
- Las Vegas, here I come.
I am excited to get the hell out of here
because we've been in the house for six months now.
- I know. Cooped up in the house for so long.
- Ridiculous.
Like, I need--no offense, I need away from you.
- I can use the break, too.
- Oh. - [chuckles]
Are you nervous? - Yes. I'm pretty nervous.
I'm very anxious about this because I don't even know
what these boys have up their sleeves.
I just don't want to feel like I'm getting ambushed.
I really do want to just hang out and, like, have fun.
So if it's just me and the boys,
I won't be so mad. I'll be really happy actually.
- Too stressed out. - I'm saying--
- You're stressing me out, man. - Shut up.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
all: Hey.
- Hi, Mrs. Situation. - Good morning.
- Hey, guys. - Hey, D.
- Let's go to the gym.
- I tested negative for the COVIDs.
- Positive for? - The BROVIDs.
- So where do you want to walk?
- We could do, like, the grounds.
- Garden? - Yeah.
- Ronnie tested positive for missing the homies.
- It's so beautiful here.
- ♪ I be's where they hate me, I don't mind ♪
♪ Hold up, what's that 9 to 5, buddy ♪
[chuckling]
- Oh, [bleep]. Sorry.
I was like, "Where we going?" - Yeah.
I got lost, too, for a second. This place is a maze to me.
- Yeah.
- Having you here has made it, like, so much better.
- Aw. - Honestly,
even though Jenni and Nicole weren't coming,
you know, I still wanted to, like, come out...
- Yeah. - And hang out with the guys
and everything, 'cause they are my brothers, you know?
- Yeah. - I love having Lauren here.
She's such a positive, positive person.
And I'm like, "Wow.
This actually feels like a vacation."
What are they possibly doing in the gym?
Probably talking about whose muscles are bigger.
- Bro, my niece has bigger forearms than you, bro.
- Wow. - Oh, wow!
- Why do you gotta pick on Mike?
[laughter] Leave him alone.
- What do you think Angelina's gonna be like
when she gets here?
Let's play, like, a little role play.
- "I don't have no [bleep] problem with you.
"I've moved on. I don't give a [bleep].
"I got my new [bleep] ass done.
"I got my new [bleep] nose done.
I don't give a [bleep]."
- "Get out of here, you crazy.
"You're lucky I'm not here with my meatball,
or else we would jump you."
- "I'm ready to [bleep] move on,
"but you [bleep] girls keep continuing it on social media
playing your [bleep] mom card."
- Vinny has a spot-on impersonation of Angeliners.
If you close your eyes right now...
[bell rings] I'm sure you'll get confused.
- "Shut up, Vinny! [bleep] you!"
[chuckling]
- Now, being pregnant-- it just, like,
really puts in perspective, like, with Angelina.
And for me, right now,
I just don't want that negative energy in my life.
I just need...
- Yeah. - Zen.
So I don't want to fight with anybody this pregnancy.
- No.
[groans] This could not be going worse.
- I feel like there's bigger things in life
than, you know, drama.
- Yeah, you have so much going on
there's just no room for that.
- Yeah.
- CB's calling. - CB?
- Oh, shoot. - CBD?
- Yeah, baby. He's on his way. Hey, yo, Chris. What up?
♪ ♪
- What's going on, Mike? I just landed.
- Oh, damn. Already?
all: Yeah! - That makes it so much better.
I am so happy that Chris and CJ are about to be here.
You know, it's the perfect buffer for Angelina
being here as well.
You know, it's like a yin to the yang.
It's like you got
the worst thing ever for Deena with Angelina,
and then the best thing ever coming--her family.
- All right, brother. We can't wait to see you, man.
Awesome. All right, man. See you soon. All right, bye.
- Chris--all right, that's our saving grace right there.
- Yo. - That is so good.
- Do you realize that it all
comes together when we're GTL-ing?
- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
- It all does.
[suspenseful music]
- Grandma said, you know, be weary of them.
Don't put up with their [bleep],
don't let them freaking tell you what to do.
My grandma's predictions-- they come true.
Like, they really do. Look at my grandmother
saying that Jenni and Roger are gonna get divorced.
They got divorced. It's [bleep] creepy.
She hits the nail on the head. Always.
- First of all, you don't even know if she's gonna be there.
Second of all, you don't know if her prediction is right.
- But she's always right.
Like, anything that Grandma says is usually right.
- And yet, she still can't get us those lottery numbers.
- Christopher, enough.
[clock ticking]
♪ ♪
- I'm starving. You hungry? - Starving.
- All right.
I'ma call up the wifey and see if they want to meet us.
[line trilling]
- Hello? - Honeys.
You guys want to meet us outside for lunch?
- Yeah. I'll meet you downstairs.
- Right now is judgment day.
It's time to break it to Deener.
I don't know how she's gonna take it,
but it has to be done.
All right. Love you.
- Love you too. - Bye.
- How is this gonna play out today?
- Yeah, you've still gotta tell Deena, Mike.
- Yeah, you still have to-- Mike still has to tell Deena.
- I'll sit her down. Yeah.
- I'm starving, bro. - [bleep], let's eat.
- I'm starving, starving.
- How do we get down there?
- I don't know. - [chuckles]
- Where is the restaurant outside?
- We can't cut through the bushes.
- Yeah, I don't know.
- We go straight that way?
♪ ♪
- What's up, girls? - Hey.
- How do you feel today? - Oh, my God.
Both you guys look so cute.
Deena's a sensitive, emotional person.
- Hi.
- And when she finds out that Angelina's coming,
she may leave.
- Are you guys hungry?
- Yes. - Oh, I'm starved.
- Deena, you look like you're in a great mood today.
You have such good energies about you today.
- Thanks. - I'd just like to say...
- She's always happy.
- You're a pleasure to be around and we love you.
- I love you, too. - We're happy to have you here.
[suspenseful music]
- Your hair is really glowing today.
It's just this little tint.
- All right, you guys are being [bleep] weird.
The boys are acting so friggin' weird.
- Oh, man, I always rub my beard when I'm nervous.
[chuckles]
♪ ♪
- And when they do this [bleep]
I know something is about to friggin' go down.
- Oh, my God, the food is here. Oh, my goodness.
It's happening.
- They're not this nice all the time.
- So Deena, how are you?
- I'm good. - How's everything?
- [chuckles] Everything's good.
- That's good.
- What's a better time than to tell a pregnant woman bad news
than when she's eating?
- This has been such a great trip, hasn't it, guys?
- It has. - Yep.
- Peaceful.
- [chuckling] Mike got something to tell you.
- [chuckles softly]
- What? - [laughs] [bleep].
- The salmon is really good right, man?
- It's good. [clears throat]
- Are you okay? - I need a drink.
- You need water? - No, I'm good.
- Take a sip.
- Mike's got something to tell you.
It's dry out here.
Mike got something to tell you. [clears throat]
- Why are you guys acting weird?
♪ ♪
- [bleep] How did we get here?
- How are we gonna do it with the girls?
Like, double book 'em? - That's where we're at.
- They're gonna be pissed. - [chuckles]
♪ ♪
- [sighs] Um--um, yeah.
I just feel that honesty is the best policy
and, um, it's just we had the best--
- We didn't know you were pregnant.
- We had the best of intentions
and we didn't even know you were pregnant.
♪ ♪
- What the [bleep] is going on?
My heart's beating really fast.
[dramatic music]
- Here's your stop.
I'll help with the luggage. - Okay, thank you.
I'm nervous.
Don't know what the [bleep] to expect
with these roommates.
Never know what you're gonna get.
Nervous is an understatement. Oh, [bleep].
Are these girls gonna be there?
Am I gonna be all right? - Yes, you're gonna be fine.
- If Jenni and Deena do decide to show up,
I'm not gonna back down to them,
because I'm not a [bleep] pussy, sorry.
- Bye.
- Love you. - Love you.
- ♪ You don't want no trouble ♪
♪ ♪
- I'm sorry.
Um, it's just we thought that you were not gonna like this,
um, but we didn't know you were pregnant.
Um, we don't want to stress you out, okay,
but we have a bit of a surprise for you. Um--
- Just tell me what you have to friggin' say.
- So quite possibly Angeliner is, um...
maybe, um--I just--[sighs]
- Mike got something to tell you.
- Angeliner's maybe showing up very soon.
- Wait. - Angelina's gonna be--
- Angelina's coming? Are you guys kidding?
- ♪ All we respect is muscle ♪
♪ Either it's kill or be killed ♪
♪ You don't want no trouble ♪
- Mike got something to tell you.
- I don't even think I should express it at this point.
- You just said you wanted to express it!
You are playing with fire.
- I'm walking up in this bitch like I'm going to [bleep] war.
- I'm just feeding into Angeliner's madness.
- [bleep] You. - Oh, my God.
- I don't know what sorcery she has up her sleeves.
- Deena's pregnant, isn't she? - What?